Attractive Dan's Piano Moving Pros
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“It’s cool….I got this!”
We want to be YOUR piano moving pros!
You can TRUST Attractive Dan’s with all of
your piano moving needs. We’re not like the
other legitimate piano movers. Everyone can
move really big stuff, but Attractive Dan
knows how to treat a woman and customer.
So next time you need a piano moved, why
don’t you give us your number. We’ll call you,
maybe grab a bite to eat, or you know,
whatever your in the mood for. When the
time’s right, we’ll move that piano, no
problem. Cause after all, with attractive Dan,
“It’s cool….I got this!
Our Story
Hi. I’m Attractive Dan. I started Attractive Dan’s Piano Moving Pros back in 2002 when I was benching, like, 350 lbs. I’ll never forget the words that my #1 bro, Carl, told me that fateful day…”Attractive Dan, I think you just benched a piano! What if you could do that for your job?” After borrowing the money from my mom’s new boyfriend, Attractive Dan’s was born, and I had finally found my life’s calling.
Now that you know our story, why don’t you give me your number so I can hear yours? That’s right! With Attractive Dan, you don’t call us, we call you, because we KNOW how to treat a lady. So let me call you sometime. We’ll pick you up in my Dodge Stratus (full size) and show you this nice park I know. Then, when it feels right, we’ll move your piano.
#1 Benchpress Place Tulsa, OK 74127
Phone: 800-739-9326 Fax: We’re #1 and we want to help you!
A T T R A C T I V E D A N ’S P I A N O M O V I N G P R O S

Safety
Every pro that works for
Attractive Dan’s can totally bench
at least 250 lbs. Relax. Its not like
we’re gonna drop it on you.
We’ve been moving these things
since 2002, so I think we know a
little more about it than you do at
this point. That’s why our motto
reminds you that we’ve got it
under control.
“It’s cool….I got this” – Attractive Dan
What’s the deal with the address?
When we moved into our new location,
the post office tried to tell us that our
address needed all these numbers.
Attractive Dan said, “There’s only one
number I’m worried about, and that’s the
number 1, which we are. THAT’S our
address!”
Since then, Attractive Dan’s Piano
Moving Pros has always stayed true to
our address. #1 Benchpress place is
where you’ll find Tulsa’s number one
Piano Moving Pros of all time! When you
need a piano moved and you want it done
RIGHT, give us your number.
“Attractive Dan, you really ARE #1! Thanks for being a Pro! -Paula Abdul
Payment
Attractive Dan’s believes the woman should NEVER
have to pay, so we accept the following forms of
payment:
♠ Really nice food
♠ Sexy hats
♠ Scandalous bats of the eye
♠ After we leave, you call your hot friends
and be like, “So what did you think of
Attractive Dan?” Then tell them how
awesome we are.