Meditation Sponsor

By

Thomas Sorensen

Thomas Sorensen

13340 Friar St Los Angeles, CA

thomassorensenfilm@gmail.com

314-660-7360

INT. YOGA ROOM - DAY

MANY STUDENTS are sitting on yoga mats meditating and

stretching. A very hippie looking TEACHER wearing robes and

baggy clothes is sitting in the middle of the room. The

teacher is sitting in the lotus position and meditating. He

opens his eyes and looks at the students.

TEACHER

Alright my children let us begin

our session today.

People sit down on there yoga mats and cross there legs.

TEACHER

It’s a dazzling day, mother nature

has granted us peace and serenity

in the form of a beautiful breeze

and warm sun. Ahh what a charitable

mother she is my children. Let us

start today with some tranquil deep

breathing.

The class all shut their eyes and begin breathing in unison.

TEACHER

Now -- You’re all nice and

relaxed. You are walking through a

seemingly infinite field of

fascinating flowers.

The class members are smiling and breathing as they listen

to the guided meditation.

TEACHER

Oh, who is that?

The class gasps.

TEACHER

Its your best friend. Hi, best

friend!

The teacher waves. The class sighs in relief.

TEACHER

And what is that they hand you? Why

its a large 32 oz icy cola, sold at

the shop and plop for $1.49. So

cold it will freeze you face off,

and get your mother asking --

The teacher mimics a horrified mother.

2.

TEACHER

Your face! What happened to your

beautiful face?

The class laughs a bit to themselves. A student interjects.

STUDENT

You’re not in any way affiliated

with Shop and Plop are you?

TEACHER

I’m only affiliated with getting

the best damn deals in town. So

anyway You take the icy cola and

drink it down. Its so

refreshing. You’re generous friend

grabs your hand and takes you on an

adventure. Where do they take you?

The magnificent steak and Bake

House on 6th and Center street open

Monday through Saturday from 11am-

10pm. Kids eat free between 5pm and

6pm on Wednesdays. Its so

delicious.

The students all smile to themselves.

TEAHCER

Uhmm Uhmm, how delicious that

was. Now you are all

relaxed. Your body melts away and

you are pure energy expanding into

the universe freely. You’re

crunchy. Crunchy and seasoned with

an old family recipe. Just like

AJ’s chicken and wings bucket for

only $8.75. Now image yourself a

slice of melting butter on the

sensuous Texas toast that’s

included with every combo meal.

Whats that you say? I get one more

side with the meal?

The class mates perk up a little bit.

TEACHER

Cole Slaw or potatoes?

Students all say together.

ALL STUDENTS

Cole Slaw.

3.

TEACHER

I think we will take the Cole slaw.

Does anyone want any sauces?

STUDENT

Ranch and spicy buffalo.

TEACHER

Ok. Two ranch, two buffalo. Yes

sweet child that will complete our

order.

STUDENT

MHMM.

TEACHER

MMHM. Now exhale. I’ll grabs some

napkins.

FADE OUT