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©2006. An independently owned and operated member of Prudential Real Estate Affiliates, Inc. is a service mark of Prudential Insurance Company of America. Equal Housing Opportunity. All material presented herein is intendedfor information purposes only. While, this information is believed to be correct, it is represented subject to errors, omissions, changes or withdrawal without notice. All property outlines and square footage in property listings are approximate.



3BR, 2BAs, plus office/loft. The htd pool & pool

house is ensconsed by plantings and a private

outdoor shower. F#62614 | Web#H53562

3BR, 2BA contemporary abuts a 2.5 acre

reserve. Completely renovated and expanded.

F#66499 | Web#H10379

Scenic water views on 2 lushly wooded acres.

4BRs, 2+BAs modern. Views of Napeague and

Gardiners Bays, and the ocean. Excl. F#66860.

Dir: 27E. past the Amagansett train station.

Turn left onto Abrahams Landing and left onto

Hawk’s Nest Ln.

Open&brightcontemp.3BR,2BA, fullbsmton1.3


Village. Excl. F#62175 | Web#H45375




gunite pool. Excl. F#52475 | Web#H0152475. Dir:

Rt.27E, left on Butter, right on Scuttle Hole, left on

Brick Kiln, right on Fair Hills Ln.

Attractive 4BR, 3.5BA traditional-style on 1 acre

features family room, den, fpl, FDR, 2-car gar.,

bsmt & pool. Excl. F#248393 | Web#H39461. Dir:

North on Lumber to end, right on Scuttlehole, 1st

house on left. Sign says 1887.

4BRs and 4 fpls and totally updated with modern

conveniences including central air. The guest

cottage has 2BRs and full bath. Oversized gunite

pool, hedged with gardens on one immaculately

landscaped acre. Excl. F#63284 | Web#H54724.

Dir: Mtk Hwy east, left on BH-Sag Harbor Tpk (by

monument) bear left on Lumber.



with 3BR, 1.5BA, new kit. Enjoy spectacular

sunsets from your deck or in your hot tub. Dir.

Mtk Hwy to Bellview S., right on Lauralee, right

on Bay. Excl. F#66662 | Web#H14806.


3BR, 3BA. This 2-story includes den and full

basement. Family room, hardwood flooring, and

fpl. Formal DR. 2-car garage. Excl. F#65716 |

Web#H36971. Dir: Mtk Hwy E., south on Three

Mile Harbor Rd, turns into Three Mile Harbor/

Hog Creek Rd, driveway on left just before East

Hampton Point Marina.

5,000sq.ft. trad. on 2 acres. 6BR, 6BAs, chef’s

kit., FDR, theater, fin. bsmt, gym, 2 fpls. Gunite

pool. Web#H51786. Dir: Mtk Hwy E., left on

Stephen Hand’s Path, left at fork onto Old NW

Rd, about 2 miles to White Pine Rd.

Renovated 3,300 sq.ft. Contemp. w/4BRs, 3BAs.

Dir: Mtk Hwy E., left on Rte 114, left on Harness Ln,

3rd right on Fetlock Dr to #23. Excl. Web#H54731.

Redesigned 1,700 sq.ft. home on 1 acre. Open

loft-like space, 2 guest BR, mstr ste and BA. Htd

saltwater gunite pool. Co-Excl. Web#H41792.

Contemp. w/4BR, 3BA, LR & dining area all

overlooking the harbor. Master offers water

views. Large kit. Excl. Web#H0155695

Borders 30 acre reserve, short distance to bay. 3BR,

2BA, fpl. Shy .5 acre w/pool. Excl. Web#H0154854.

Dir: Mtk Hwy E., bare left onto 3 Mile Harbor, left on

Isle of Wight, left onto Runnymeade.

3BR, 2BA, hardwood floors, vaulted ceilings.

Open floor plan with light filled dining area, LR w/

WB stove and kit. Excl. F#60154 | Web#H55856


Fabulous condo. Built w/ many upgrades. Must

be seen to appreciate the pvt location on the

preserves. F#67348 | Web#H46815


Southampton Pines mansion boasting grand

foyer w/double floating staircase, fpl. Grmt kit.,

6BR, 5 full baths, 4 half baths. Excl. F#62890 |

Web#H15791. Dir. Emmet to Malloy

Open floor plan, cathedral ceilings, and a loft

area. 2BRs, 2BAs, kit., woodfloors, fpl. Room for

expansion. F#53849 | Web#H0153849.


Newly renovated bayfront home, on a deep water

lagoon in a pvt community. Htd gunite pool and

spa. 5BR, 3BA. F#47776 | Web#H0147776

Custom built home on pvt flag lot with deeded

access for swimming/boating on Shinnecock

Bay. Open living area with chef’s kit., fpl,

cathedral ceilings. Web#H49469

4BR, 3BA, kit. FDR w/fpl, patio w/Koi pond, 4-season

landscape & herb garden. Web#H52651.

WB stove in LR, DR, fin. bsmt, Spacious yard w/

deck & room for pool. Dir. Squiretown to The Trail

to Columbine. Excl. Web#H43362.

Close to bay and ocean from 2BR, 1.5BA, SOH

home w/htd porch, full bsmt, 1-car gar. On .32 acre.


Ave, left on Bay Ave E., right on Huckleberry.


6BR, 2+BA on 10 acres. Inviting farmhouse

offering many extras. Excl. Web#H0158141. Dir:

Mtk Hwy east, left onto Sag Harbor Tpk, left at

light onto Brick Kiln Rd, house on left.


Trad. circa 1900, currently undergoing

renovation. 7BR, 7BA, 4 sep. living areas, 3 w/

fpls. F#65499 | Web#H33693


Trad. SOH. Spacious home features hardwood


FDR and half bath. F#67085 | Web#H30126


Condo offers open floor plan. 2 BRs, 2 BAs, eat-

in kit. and dining area, LR with fpl, full bsmnt,

gar., and pond view. Web#H21717. Dir: Rte 58 to

Ostrander Ave., travel North to Saddle Lakes, to

#139 Scenic Lake Dr.


6+ BRs, spacious LR, EIK w/att. family rm, FDR

plus studio space. Fin. bsmnt, media room and

gym. Htd pool w/waterfall and spa. Pool hse. Excl.

Web#H0158952. Mtk Hwy E., left on Sagg Rd.


New home w/ 5BR, 5.5BA, grmt kit., 5 fpls, dining,

living, media, and family rooms on 1.5 acres,

4-car gar., gunite pool w/spa. Excl. F#64000 |

Web#H10791. Dir: Ferry Rd, 1/2 mile from bridge.


Waterfront w/bay view. 6BR, 4.5BA trad. on .44

acre, 300ft. bulkhead & pool. Excl. Dir: West on

Old Mtk Hwy, left on Old Fort Ln. Web#H35924.

6BR, 8.5BA, FDR & LR, grmt kit., fpls, covered patio


Dir:WestonHillSt., rightonSt.Andrews.

Brand new 5BR, 4.5BA trad. Great room, den, lib.,

family room, FDR, 3 fpls, htd gunite pool. 6,000sf.

on 1.4 acres. Excl. F#62298 | Web#H35715. Dir: Rt.

27E, right on Tuckahoe, left on Parrish Pond Ct.

Classic colonial-revival on .5 acre w/4BR, 4BA,

chef’s kit., FDR, LR, and grt room w/fpl. Old-

world details, gunite pool. Web#H53967. Dir:

County Rd 39 east make right on North Main St.

4BRs, 4.5BAs w/gunite htd pool. Excl.

Web#H13768. Dir: 27W., left onto N.Main, under

LIRR bridge, turn left, 3rd house on right.


Southampton, National and Sebonack golf clubs.

F#61300 | Web#H23660

Restored circa 1845, legal 2-family in Village. Each

floor has 2BRs, bath, LR and kit. Room for small

pool. Zoned for light commercial. Web#H0149523.

Dir: County Rd 39E, right on North Main St.

Townhouse community. 3BR, 2.5BA, LR w/ fpl,

dining area, EIK, new CAC and patio. Complex

offers many amenities. Excl. Web#H46195. CR-

39W, left on Hubbard, right into Hamptons Club II.

Water views from 1935 trad. with 4BR, 1.5BA and

fpl. Dir. Montauk Hwy. E. to N.Sea Rd to Noyac

Rd left on Shore. Excl. Web#H54254

Just outside the village. On .75 acre lot w/ room

for house and pool. Excl. Web#H33782. Dir:

Rte27 head North on Magee Street, continue

straight through first intersection on N.Magee



Prof. kit. w/fplc. Fin. bsmt, gunite pool bordered

by reserve. Co-Excl. Web#H0157953. Dir: Rt.27E.,

right onto Mecox Rd., Milk Pail on your left.

6BR, 3/4BA. on 2.7 acres surrounding the gunite

pool. Lib., media room, 4 fpls & master suite.

Tennis permit in place. Borders 2 reserves. Excl.

Web#H53740. Dir: Rt.27 E., left on Deerfield.


Rt.27, left on David White’s Ln, right on 7 Ponds Rd,

right on Upper 7 Ponds Rd, right on Mill Farm Ln.

Renovated trad.-style in waterfront community

w/ 5BR, 4BA, 3 fpls, modern kit., FDR, LR. Gunite

pool. Excl. Web#H53472. Dir: Rt.27E., right on

Mecox Rd, right on Narod.

4BR, 3.5BA, fpl, FDR media room, fin. bsmt and

pool. Excl. Web#H0150225. Dir: CR39E., left onto

David White’s Ln; bare right on 7 Ponds Rd, road

splits again stay in middle. 1st house on left.

Too many business choices to list! Excl.

Web#H31768. Dir: Mtk Hwy to Scuttle Hole.

2BR, 1BA ranch offers a business & residential

opportunity. Excl. Web#H54489. Dir: Mtk Hwy

North. House on left before the RR tracks


6,000sq.ft. w/6BR, 6.5BA, FLR w/fpl, FDR, kit.,

apartment with 2BR, 1BA. 2-story carriage

house. Tennis & htd pool. Web#H0145763

Newly constructed condo complex. Magnificent

views. 10 bayfront townhouse units. Web#H55783

Spacious contemp. 4,400+sf. on 3-levels w/

mahogany decks. Designed by Jay Sears w/

5BR, 4.5BA. Web#H54424


2 separate, 2BR legal apts. Web#H31471

2-story, 4BR, 2.5B home on .70 acre on a cul-

de-sac. Den, FDR, fpl and pool. Dir. Mtk Hwy to

Clover Grass Ct. Excl. F#64774


Bayfront, nearly new 3,600 sq.ft. 4BR, 4BA, grmt

kit., master BR suite, LR, fpl, family room, full

bsmnt, att. 2-car gar. Web#2110944.

4BR, 2BA custom cape, eat-in kit., FDR, LR,

updated baths & fin. bsmnt. New oil burner, hot

water heater, new roof and att. gar. Web#2108729

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17 The Safe HavenWe Worry About Hurricanes, Europe Enjoys the Good Life

17 Swans Sulking, Chuckling, Telling Jokes, etc.

19 Dan Explains it AllWhat Happened on Wall St. When it Went Out of Whack

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24 Honoring the Artist: Doug Zider

25 Who’s Here: Dan Bailey, Drummer

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31 Art Commentary: “Lee Krasner: Little Image Paintings” at Pollock Krasner House

25 Who’s Here: Dan Bailey, Drummer

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By Dan RattinerThere was a report last week that persons

unknown had removed nearly 30 protest signsthat had been placed in strategic locations inBridgehampton near to a former farm that hasjust been approved to become a subdivision.The signs had three different messages. Tenread STOP OVERDEVELOPMENT. Ten readSAVE ENDANGERED SPECIES. And 10 readPRESERVE OUR ENVIRONMENT. Thesesigns had been put up by theowners of homes in the adjacentHampton Farms sub-develop-ment, who got together andponied up about $700 to createthe 30 signs. Apparently, theyfelt enough was enough, andsince they got their housingdevelopment, they wanted thebarn door locked behind them.

In any case, the 30 signs aregone. Poof. Vanished in one nightby a perp or some perps or manyperps going by in cars and pick-ing these signs off trees and telephone polesand squirreling them into the backseats beforedriving off. The signs stood one-and-a-half feethigh by two-feet wide. You may have seen them

if you were up on Scuttlehole Road or theBridgehampton-Sag Harbor Turnpike recently.But not now.

Who done it? It’s a mystery. Some swear itwas either William Koral or Dennis Suskind,who are the developers promoting the new 37-lot Vintage Vines subdivision now before thetown board.

(Vintage Vines. Hampton Farms. Why dodevelopments get named for what they

destroy? Who knows.) But those who know these two developers

say they cannot imagine either of these twogentlemen — honorable men both — stoopingto such shenanigans.

Maybe it’s a mole, suggested someone to thisreporter. What kind of mole? A mole inside theHampton Farms Homeowners Association whoattended the meeting and did not agree with

this strategy.Or maybe it was someone from the highway

department who thought that placing one infront of a big yellow sign that read NO RIGHTTURN was so dumb he’d just take them alldown.

Or maybe it was somebody from a beautifi-cation project, or an anti-littering project.Maybe it was a right-wing Republican up to nogood.

It does bring to mind anothermystery on our streets and side-walks, which is — who the hellwas it that drip-painted a thinwhite line all the way fromHampton Bays to the front doorof the seven-story MontaukResidential Tower on the plazain the center of downtownMontauk?

The line is a wavy little thing,as if it had been dripped fromthe bottom of a bottle that wasattached to the side of a bicycle

as it got pedaled along.Where there are sidewalks, it is on the side-

walks, and where there aren’t it crosses thestreet or goes down the street alongside thegutter, moving smartly along.

It’s about an eighth of an inch thick, and hasthe consistency of taffy, but the strength of ahighway department white line. It will be

The Thin White LineFrom HB to Montauk, What’s the Message?Give Us a Sign.

The Thin White Line

(continued on page 16)

This is a lot of paint. It extends 30miles...This could not have been a

one-man job. But who did it?

Dan Rattiner is the founder of Dan's Papers.His memoir, In the Hamptons: Fifty Years WithFarmers, Fishermen, Artists, Billionaires andCelebrities is currently available wherever booksare sold.

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East Hampton resident BarrySonnenfeld’s Bull Path Productions, Inc. hasbeen seen shooting scenes across the SouthFork for a new HBO series. The show,“Surburban Shootout,” is a dark comedy abouthomicidal housewives based on a Britishseries. Crews were taping on Main Street inAmagansett and Gerard Drive in Springs, andare scheduled to film in Southampton byshooting’s end on September 26. Bull PathProductions is reportedly paying around$21,000 for police assistance, and thousandsmore for a variety of town permits and appli-cation fees.

* * *Hamptonite Martha Stewart is cutting

costs — by cutting employees. According to abehind-the-scenes scoop, Stewart has recentlylet go Eva Scrivo, her longtime hair and make-up specialist; Sheraton Kalouria, MarthaStewart Living Omnimedia broadcast presi-dent; and one of the show’s directors. MarthaStewart Living Omnimedia chairman CharlesKoppelman denies these firings, and claimsrecent departures were due to various compa-ny changes, and not based on performance.

* * *In more Martha Stewart news, the goddess

of domesticity is launching another show. Alighthearted departure from anything she’sdone before, “Whatever, Martha!” will give fansnew perspective into the Stewart family andlifestyle. The show will be run by Stewart’sdaughter and occasional business collaborator,Alexis.

* * *Fashion week is winding down, but Palm

Restaurants across the nation are rampingup a huge charitable promotion with DressFor Success Worldwide, an organizationdevoted to promoting the economic independ-ence of women by providing professionalattire, a support network and career develop-ment skills to help them succeed in work andlife. In an effort unheard of for the restaurantindustry, from now until the end of October10% of the proceeds from any item on the sea-sonally inspired Fall For Success Menuordered at any of the Palm’s 26 locations —including our very own, in East Hampton —will go to the organization.

* * *London Jewelers will be having a watch

fair on Saturday, October 18, from 11 a.m. to 5p.m. Participating brands showing brand-new,never-seen-before products include AudemarsPiguet, Baume & Mercier, Breitling, Bvlgari,Carl F. Bucherer, Cartier, Chanel, Chopard,David Yurman, Harry Winston, Hublot,Montblanc, Omega, Piaget, Tag Heuer, VanCleef & Arpels and more.

South O’ theHighway (and the North too)

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EastboundREAD DOWN Fri Mon Mon

thru thru thru SunAM LIGHT PM BOLD Mon Sat 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days Sat Only

Manhattan / 86th St. 8:30 9:30 11:30 1:30 3:30 5:30 6:30 9:00 9:30Manhattan / 69th St. 8:35 9:35 11:35 1:35 3:35 5:35 6:35 9:05 9:35Manhattan / 59th St. 8:40 9:40 11:40 1:40 3:40 5:40 6:40 9:10 9:40Manhattan / 40th St. 9:00 10:00 12:00 2:00 4:00 6:00 7:00 9:30 10:00Airport Connection 9:20 10:20 12:20 2:25 4:25 6:25 7:25 9:50 10:20

Westhampton 10:50 11:50 1:50 3:50 6:10‡ 7:50 8:50 11:15 11:45Quogue 10:55 11:55 1:55 3:55 6:15‡ 7:55 8:55 11:20 11:50East Quogue 11:05 12:05 2:05 4:05 6:25‡ 8:05 9:05 11:30 12:00

Hampton Bays 11:10 12:10 2:10 4:10 6:30‡ 8:10 9:10 11:35 12:05







W WMon Sun W 7 Days Sat

Sun thru thru Fri Sun & Sun &thru Fri. Fri W Sept./Oct. Fri Mon Mon W

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AM LIGHT PM BOLD Sat Sat Sat Only 7 Days Sept./Oct. 7 Days 7 Days Nov./Dec. 7 Days 7 Days Nov. 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days Fri 7 Days Only 7 Days Nov./Dec. Only 7 Days Nov./Dec. Sept./Oct. Only

Montauk 4:30 — — 6:30 — 7:30 — — 9:30 — 11:30 12:30 1:30 — — 3:15 3:45 — 4:45 5:30 6:30 7:45 — 9:30Napeague 4:35 — — 6:35 — 7:35 — — 9:35 — 11:35 12:35 1:35 — — 3:20 3:50 — 4:50 5:35 6:35 7:50 — 9:35Amagansett 4:45 5:45 6:20 6:50 7:20 7:50 8:50 9:35 9:50 10:50 11:50 12:50 1:50 1:55 2:35 3:35 4:05 4:35 5:05 5:50 6:50 8:05 9:05 9:50East Hampton 4:55 5:55 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 9:00 9:45 10:00 11:00 12:00 1:00 2:00 2:05 2:45 3:45 4:15 4:45 5:15 6:00 7:00 8:15 9:15 10:00Wainscott 5:00 6:00 — 7:05 — 8:05 9:05 9:50 10:05 11:05 12:05 1:05 2:05 2:10 2:50 — 4:25 — 5:20 6:05 7:05 8:20 — 10:05Sag Harbor — — — — 7:40 8:00 — — 10:00 — — 1:00 — — 3:00 4:00 4:30 � 5:00 — 6:05 — 8:15 — 10:00Bridgehampton 5:05 6:05 6:45 7:15 — 8:15 9:15 10:00 10:15 11:15 12:15 1:15 2:15 2:20 3:00 4:35 — 5:30 6:15 7:15 8:30 9:30 10:15Water Mill 5:10 6:10 6:50 7:20 7:50 8:20 9:20 10:05 10:20 11:20 12:20 1:20 2:20 2:30 3:10 4:45 5:10 5:35 6:20 7:20 8:35 9:35 10:20Southampton 4:45 5:15• 6:25 7:00• 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:30 10:15 10:30 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:30 2:30 2:45 3:30 5:00 5:30 5:45 6:30 7:30 8:45 9:45 10:30Manorville 5:10 5:40• 6:55 7:25• 7:55 — 8:55 — — 10:55 — — 12:55 1:55 2:55 — 3:55 5:25 — — 6:55 7:55 9:10 — 10:55

Airport Connection 6:35 7:05 8:35 9:00 9:35 9:50 10:20 11:20 12:05 12:20 1:20 1:45 2:20 3:20 4:20 4:35 5:20 — 6:50 7:20 7:35 8:20 9:20 10:35 11:35 12:20

Midtown Manhattan 6:45 7:20 8:45 9:10 9:45 10:00 10:30 11:30 12:15 12:30 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:30 4:30 4:45 5:30 6:20 7:00 7:30 7:45 8:30 9:30 10:45 11:45 12:30








�B.I. Ferry Connection

P.U. at Ferry6:20 PMSun &

Mon Only



ASun thru

FriSept./Oct. Fri

READ DOWN Sat Mon Mon Sun, Mon Only Sun Mon Fri MonFri & Only thru thru & Fri Sept. thru thru Fri & Fri & � thru � Fri Only thru Sun &

AM LIGHT PM BOLD Sat 7 Days Sept./Oct. Sat Sat 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days Nov./Dec. 7 Days 7 Days Nov. 7 Days Thurs Sat Sat 7 Days Fri 7 Days Only Sept./Oct. 7 Days Sat Fri 7 Days

Manhattan / 86th St. 7:30 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:30 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:30 5:00 5:00 5:30 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 9:00 9:30 11:00Manhattan / 69th St. 7:35 8:35 9:05 9:35 10:05 10:35 11:35 12:35 1:05 1:35 2:35 3:05 3:35 4:35 5:05 5:05 5:35 6:05 6:35 7:05 7:35 8:05 9:05 9:35 11:05Manhattan / 59th St. 7:40 8:40 9:10 9:40 10:10 10:40 11:40 12:40 1:10 1:40 2:40 3:10 3:40 4:40 5:10 5:10 5:40 6:10 6:40 7:10 7:40 8:10 9:10 9:40 11:10Manhattan / 40th St. 8:00 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 12:00 1:00 1:30 2:00 3:00 3:30 4:00 5:00 5:30 5:30 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:30 10:00 11:30Airport Connection 8:20 9:20 9:50 10:20 10:50 11:20 12:20 1:20 1:50 2:25 3:25 3:55 4:25 5:25 5:55 — 6:25 6:55 7:25 7:55 8:20 8:50 9:50 10:20 11:50

Manorville 9:30 10:30 — 11:30 — — 1:30 2:30 — 3:30 4:50‡ — 5:50‡ 6:45‡ — 7:35 8:05 8:35 — 9:35 10:00 11:00 11:30 1:00

Southampton 10:00 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 2:00 3:00 3:30 4:00 5:20‡ 6:00 6:20‡ 7:10‡ 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:30 12:00 1:30

Water Mill 10:05 11:05 11:35 12:05 12:35 1:05 2:05 3:05 3:35 4:05 5:25‡ 6:05 6:25‡ 7:15‡ 7:35 8:05 8:35 9:05 9:35 10:05 10:35 11:35 12:05 1:35

Bridgehampton 10:15 11:15 — 12:15 12:45 1:15 2:15 3:15 3:45 4:15 5:35‡ 6:15 6:35‡ 7:25‡ — 8:15 8:45 9:15 — — 10:45 11:45 12:15 1:45

Sag Harbor — 11:20 11:50 — — — 2:20 — — 4:20 — — 6:40‡ — 7:50 — — 9:20� 9:50 10:20 — 11:50 — —

Wainscott 10:20 11:20 — 12:20 — 1:20 2:20 3:20 3:50 4:20 5:40‡ — 6:40‡ 7:30‡ — 8:20 8:50 9:20 — — 10:50 11:50 12:20 1:50

East Hampton 10:30 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:30 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:50‡ 6:30 6:50‡ 7:40‡ — 7:50 8:30 9:00 9:30 — 10:30 11:00 12:00 12:30 2:00

Amagansett 10:40 11:40 12:10 12:40 1:10 1:40 2:40 3:40 4:10 4:40 6:00‡ 6:40 7:00‡ 7:50‡ — 8:00 8:40 9:10 9:40 — 10:40 11:10 12:10 12:40 2:10

Napeague 10:55 11:55 — 12:55 — — 2:55 3:55 — 4:55 6:15‡ — 7:15‡ 8:00‡ — 8:10 8:55 — 9:55 — — — 12:25 — 2:25

Montauk 11:00 12:00 12:30 1:00 — — 3:00 4:00 — 5:00 6:20‡ 7:00 7:20‡ 8:10‡ — 8:20 9:00 — 10:00 — — — 12:30 — 2:30









Eastbound A T T TT

‡ ‡

WestboundREAD DOWN Mon Fri W W

thru thru Sun & Sun SunAM LIGHT PM BOLD Fri 7 Days 7 Days 7Days 7 Days Mon 7 Days Mon 7 Days Only Only

Hampton Bays 5:00 6:10 8:15 10:15 12:15 2:15 3:15 4:45 6:15 7:15 8:30 10:15East Quogue 5:05 6:15 8:20 10:20 12:20 2:20 3:20 4:50 6:20 7:20 8:35 10:20Quogue 5:15 6:25 8:30 10:30 12:30 2:30 3:30 5:00 6:30 7:30 8:45 10:30Westhampton 5:25 6:35 8:40 10:40 12:40 2:40 3:40 5:10 6:40 7:40 8:55 10:40

Airport Connection 7:05 8:35 10:20 12:20 2:20 4:20 5:20 6:50 8:20 9:20 10:35 12:20

Manhattan 7:20 8:45 10:30 12:30 2:30 4:30 5:30 7:00 8:30 9:30 10:45 12:30







WSat, Sun& Mon

Sept./Oct.Sat & SunNov./Dec.

Effective Thurs., Sept. 18 through Wed., Jan. 7, 2009





CELL PHONE POLICY: All phones must be turned off. Urgent calls only; lim-ited to a total of 3 minutes.

ALL LUGGAGE: Must have ID tag. HJ liability maximum $250. All checkedluggage and packages are subject to search.

RESERVATIONS Reservations are required to guarantee a seat. Please call ifyou must change or cancel a reservation; please do not double book. “Noshows” may be charged full fare.

TICKETS AND PAYMENT Payment on board may be by cash, ticket, cred-it card; or by check if you are an Express Club member and have your mem-bership card with you. American Express, Visa, MasterCard and Discovercards may be used for payment only if the credit card is on board with thepassenger. Open (unreserved) tickets, including Value Pack ticket books, canbe purchased at the Omni desk in Southampton, through our accountingoffice or online.

Trip availability is subject to change — always call or refer to our website toconfirm schedule.

BROOKLYN & LOWER MANHATTAN SERVICE: Weekend Service toand from Brooklyn and Lower Manhattan continues this fall.

MEADOWLANDS SERVICE: Once again HJ offers direct roundtripservice to Jets/Giants home games.

A Ambassador Class ServiceEnjoy the ultimate in comfort – a full sizecoach with only half the seats! Spacious cap-tain’s chairs and plush carpeting, Up to 17”leg room, FREE wireless internet service,Outlets for your electronics, Enhanced com-plimentary beverages and snacks,Personalized host service.

B The “Bonacker” Non-stop service to andfrom NYC and East Hampton, availableEastbound Friday & Westbound Sunday.

� Mid/Uptown drop offs are 3rd & 39th,42nd, 51st, 61st, 67th, 72nd, 79th & 85th.

� These trips do not include Sag Harbor on Fri.(Eastbound) and Sun. (Westbound).

W These trips drop off on the Westside.Mid/Uptown Westside drop offs are: 86th St.& Central Park West, 86th St. & Broadway,79th St. & Broadway, 72nd St. & Broadway,and 64th St. & Broadway.

LW This Lower Manhattan trip drops off onthe Westside. Drop offs are on 6th Avenueat the following cross streets: Bleeker St.,14th, 23rd & 32nd at the MTA stops.

These trips guarantee Sag Harbor passen-gers will never be required to transfer priorto their arrival.

� This trip will not go to Napeague andMontauk on Tues. and Wed.

‡ These trips arrive approximately20 minutes earlier on Sat. and Sun.

BLOCK ISLAND FERRY CONNECTION - Forthe convenience of our passengers livingnear Montauk Harbor or traveling fromBlock Island, HJ picks up at the VikingFerry dock on Sunday & Monday at6:20 p.m. Viking dock is located at 462Westlake Drive. For more informationregarding the Block Island Connection con-tact www.vikingfleet.com or 631-668-5700.

Airport Connections. Hampton Jitney airportconnection stops are convenient to JFK,LaGuardia and Islip/MacArthur airports.Detailed information is located in theWestbound and Eastbound notes section onour website, by calling Hampton Jitney or byreferring to our printed schedule.

Trip Notes Select trips have letters or symbols above them. The following defines the codes.







AM LIGHT PM BOLD Only Only OnlyGreenport 5:40

Montauk 5:00 Southold 5:50Napeague 5:05 Peconic 5:55Amagansett 5:20 Cutchogue 6:00East Hampton 5:30 Mattituck 6:05Wainscott 5:40 Laurel 6:10Bridgehampton 5:50 Jamesport 6:15Water Mill 6:05 Aquebogue 6:20Southampton 2:00 6:15 Riverhead 6:25Manorville 2:25 6:40 Tanger Outlet 6:30

B. Heights - Cadman Pl. & Clark St. 4:10 8:30 B. Heights 8:30B. Heights - Tillary St. — — B. Heights —B. Heights - Court St. & Joralemon St. 4:15 8:35 B. Heights 8:35Park Slope - Union St. & 4th Ave. 4:25 8:45 Park Slope 8:45Park Slope - Prospect Park W. & 2nd St. 4:30 8:50 Park Slope 8:50Park Slope - 9th St. & 4th Ave. 4:35 8:55 Park Slope 8:55








To East End�(Eastbound)


AM LIGHT PM BOLD Only OnlyPark Slope - 4th Avenue & 9th Street 5:30 Park Slope 5:30Park Slope - 4th Avenue & Union Street 5:35 Park Slope 5:35Boerum Hill - Atlantic Avenue & 3rd Avenue 5:45 Boerum Hill 5:45B. Heights -Tillary St. between 6:00 B. Heights 6:00Cadman Plaza East & West

Manorville 7:50 Tanger Outlet 8:00Southampton 8:15 Riverhead 8:05Water Mill 8:20 Aquebogue 8:10Bridgehampton 8:30 Jamesport 8:15Wainscott 8:35 Laurel 8:20East Hampton 8:45 Mattituck 8:25Amagansett 8:55 Cutchogue 8:35Napeague 9:10 Peconic 8:40Montauk 9:15 Southold 8:45

Greenport 8:55








See Dan’s North Fork Sectionfor our North Fork Line Run!

Hampton JitneyFall 2008Schedule

To Lower ManhattanMONTAUK LINE

To The HamptonsMONTAUK LINE(from Lower Manhattan)



Amagansett — 6:20 5:00East Hampton — 6:30 5:10Wainscott — 6:35 5:15Bridgehampton — 6:45 5:20Watermill — 6:50 5:25Southampton 12:15 7:00 5:30Manorville 12:40 7:25 5:55

Lower Manhattan 2:30 9:00 7:45







Battery Park City -South End Avenue & AlbanyAcross from Gristedes 4:15Financial District - Water St. &Broad St. - Southeast corner of WaterSt. and Broad St., in front of Chase Bank 4:30South Street Seaport -Pearl St. & Fulton St. - East Side ofPearl Street, in front of Wendy’s 4:35Peter Cooper Village -1st Ave. & 23rd St. - East Side of 1st Ave.(between 23rd & 24th), in front of Board ofEducation Building 4:55Manorville 6:45Southampton 7:10Watermill 7:15Bridgehampton 7:25Wainscott 7:30East Hampton 7:40Amagansett 7:50






Lower Manhattan WestboundMTA Bus Stop Drop-off Locations:

• 2nd Ave. & 34th St.• 2nd Ave. & 22nd St.• 2nd Ave. & 14th St.• 2nd Ave. & 9th St.• West Side of Allen St. &

E. Houston St.• West Side of Pearl St. &

Fulton St.

• North Side of Water St.& Broad St.

• State St. & Battery Place(Bowling Green SubwayStation)

• Church St. & CortlandtSt. (Connection to PathTrains to N.J.)

• South End Avenue



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there for years, I suspect, unless there is somesustained effort to remove it. (It doesn’t pulloff. I tried.)

You’ll find it on County Road 39. You’ll findit on the sidewalk on the north side of thehighway going through Water Mill andBridgehampton. It’s on the north side in EastHampton and Amagansett, and it goes out toNapeague to Montauk. And where were thepolice when this somebody was doing this?

This is a lot of paint. It extends 30 miles.Given the thickness and the size of it, it wouldhave to come from a container that gotreplaced or refilled at least every quarter-mile. This could not have been a one-man job.

But who did it?A reporter for one of our local newspapers

went out and asked people who would haveseen it — if it ran in front of their store, forexample — who they thought did this and why.Oddly, the answers seemed to come from thepoint of view of whomever got asked.

A librarian in East Hampton suggested thatit must have been done by someone with a lotof time on their hands.

A village police officer wondered if thereporter was referring to the one that wentfrom one end of the village to the other – thatwas as far as he knew because that was as faras he went.

A kid thought it was gum until he tried topick it up.

The owner of an art gallery noted that theappearance of the line coincided with thebirthday of Jackson Pollock, the famous drip

painter who worked and lived in these parts.An employee of a local hardware store said

he knew for a fact it was paint.An environmentalist said that the white line

should be checked to make sure it was notradioactive. Maybe it was a nut.

But why is there no message anywhereabout this? It’s really weird. We have themedia. It lacks a message. There’s no anony-mous phone call saying that this white line sig-nifies man’s disregard for global warming, or isa protest against the white-bread presidentialcampaign of John McCain or is intended tounify people all over the world. Nothing.

I guess nothing is the message.Then last week, I was on Atlantic Avenue in

Brooklyn walking along, on my way to meetsomebody at a bakery café, and there it wasagain. The white line. Going right down thesidewalk. This is SERIOUS. Who knows howfar this white line goes?

And so I’ve been on the lookout.Two days ago, I came upon a man in street

clothes who was using a little wheeled devicethat you see highway department people usingwhen they mean to paint a line in the street.He was painting the street. I asked him aboutit.

“I work for the highway department,” hesaid. He was making little elbow markingsthat would show locations for surveyors. Andhe was using orange paint.

“Where’s your hard hat? Where’s your high-way department vest?”

“It’s a hot day.”Today, in Wainscott, I saw a slender man

with a full beard and a hammer, standing nextto a car parked by the side of the road, bangingan orange wooden sign to a telephone pole. Thesign read EVERY 22 SECONDS SOMEONEDIES OF HUNGER.

I thought — this is it.I asked, “Are you the guy who painted the

long white line down the sidewalk through theHamptons?”

“No,” he said. “I’ve been wondering who didthat, too.”

He got the orange sign up and stepped backto admire his work. I had bad news for him.

“No one dies of hunger,” I said. “People die ofmalnutrition. It’s factually inaccurate.”

He blinked but didn’t say anything. Then,without saying another word, he got into hiscar, where I suspected he had hundreds ofother such badly thought out signs, and droveoff.

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By Dan RattinerHave you ever noticed that Europe never gets

hit with any hurricanes? Here on the EastCoast we spend the whole summer and fall wor-rying about whether one of these monsters isgoing to come across the Atlantic to LongIsland. We see devastation in Florida, SouthCarolina, Galveston and New Orleans fromthese hurricanes. Europe just goes about itsbusiness.

Come to think of it, Europe never seems to gethit with anything. Have you noticed this? I’m noexpert but I’m pretty up on the news. Herealong the East Coast we have hurricanes. In the

Midwest they have tornados and floods. On theWest Coast they have earthquakes and forestfires.

And when there are disasters in the rest ofthe world, they’re STILL not in Europe.Volcanoes explode in Sumatra. Tsunamis crashinto Thailand. There are earthquakes in Chinaand the Middle East. Bangladesh gets wallopedwith just about everything, and there aretyphoons in Australia and the Philippines.

Meanwhile, Europe just stands there, cun-ningly wedged between Africa and Asia, andgets nothing. Why can’t we get the hurricanes,which form up over Africa and barrel across the

Atlantic to the west, to form in the Caribbean,charge across the Atlantic the other way andwallop Lisbon, Dublin or the northwest coast ofScotland? Never happens.

Oh, I know my theory about Europe is notquite perfect. There are a few volcanoes in Italyand Greece that sometimes get worrisome. Butif you think about it, Greece and Italy hangdown off the underbelly of Europe like uddershang down under a cow, so they are the excep-tion. That’s not really Europe. And of course theRhine does overflow from time to time. Big deal.

By the way, I can PROVE this theory. What

The Safe HavenWe Worry About Hurricanes, Europe Enjoys the Good Life

The Safe Haven


On many ponds in the Hamptons these days,magnificent white swan couples are paddlingaround, leading anywhere between one andeight of their cygnets, teaching them the ropesand showing them the sights.

The couples are mated to one another. Andevery spring they fly up from the southland tothe particular pond in the Hamptons that theycall their summer home where the female laysher eggs, sits on them for a month, hatchesthem and then, with her mate, monitors theirgrowing up until finally, in late fall, they flysouth.

At the present time, the children areteenagers, almost as big as their parents, notwhite, but a soft gray color. They know who isrunning the place, and who their siblings are.

The other day, I once again drove alongsideTown Pond in East Hampton on my way homefrom Bridgehampton and observed the two par-ents and three teenagers that make their homethere.

As far as I can see — and I pass them usual-ly twice every day — the five swans have neverleft that pond for any reason whatsoever. Theyglide around. And they seem to have conversa-tions with one another about not doing this ornot doing that. There’s a lot of trust. A lot ofschooling. A lot of obedience.

This time, as I passed, I saw all five of themover on the far side of the pond where a familyof four humans was standing motionlessly onthe shore, taking pictures and otherwise relat-ing peacefully with the swans. I drove aroundthe pond and parked a respectful distance from

this interspecies encounter, and walked over.“Shhhh!” the human mother said to me. I

stopped. “We are talking to them. I think theyunderstand us.”

There was a lot of cooing on the part of thehumans, but no sounds at all on the part of theswans. These are mute swans, after all.

Nevertheless, there DID seem to be some-thing going on here. The swans were quiteattentive. They seemed alert but relaxed. Theydid not feel the need to stay in any particularformation. Maybe they WERE listening to whatwas being said, although with all the hoots andsqueaks, I couldn’t understand any of it.

As I left the pond, I thought, what must it belike to be a teenage swan and every single dayand every single night be alone with just your

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parents, sleeping when they slept, eating whenthey ate, swimming in a line when they told youto and staying still when that was what wasindicated?

Wouldn’t you think they’d get a bit antsyabout this? There’s a whole world outside. Theycan fly. Maybe I haven’t seen them do it, butthere is little doubt that these days inSeptember they surely can do it if they want to.

Wouldn’t it be nice if ALL teenagers behavedlike this — listening to their parents, showingthem respect, doing what they say, not runningoff, not getting into car accidents or other sortsof trouble?

These were my thoughts as I drove home.Later that evening, as the sun was setting

across Three Mile Harbor from where I live, Iwas able to look out the windows at the swanfamily that is in residence at this end of thatharbor. We are blessed with a swan family with,count ‘em, six teenagers. And there they were, ofcourse, just offshore the boats, gliding along ina neat little line behind — what was this? —just one white swan.

Just one white swan? What had happened?Had that son-of-a-bitch run off with a floozy?Had he died? Had he — well, what else could itbe?

I soon found out. As the sun set further andfurther, I saw him way off to the right, in someweeds, maybe a hundred yards away. He waslooking for something. Food, perhaps. I don’tknow. But the interesting thing was thatthough I saw him pad around way over there,for as long as I watched, which was about ahalf-hour, he never left, never came back to hisfamily.

And what I concluded was that there hadbeen a fight. I don’t know who started it. Maybehim. Maybe her. And he was over there eitherbecause she told him to get out or because hesaid he was getting out. And he was messingaround over there for a while until his feelingspassed and he felt like returning home or he gota sign from her that he was welcome backhome.

I never did find out. The sun set. Darknessfell. Whatever it was, during that night, theyworked it out. Because in the morning, therethey were, together again, the male proudlyleading the way, the wife happily close behindand the six teenagers all in a row, beaks to tail-feathers, gliding silently along as if nothing atall had ever happened.

happens when there’s a tornado or an earth-quake or a hurricane? Things get knocked downand flattened. Now, where is it in the world thatthings that are very old are still standing?That’s right.

Nothing matches the antiquities of Europe.Oh, we used to have antiquities here and there— the Gardens of Babylon, the Lighthouse ofAlexandria and so forth and so on, but youknow, there was the whatever it was that camethrough and knocked them down. So we justhave these few columns lying in the dirt andthese line drawings. But that’s it.

I was watching Steven Spielberg’s movie,Deep Impact, on TV last night. There’s a scenein it that was filmed out in Amagansett as thisgiant meteor heads toward earth. It might hit

anywhere, right? But this scientist and hisdaughter stand on the sand and look at themeteor as it is coming into the earth’s atmos-phere, and swallow hard.

Is it headed for Paris? London? Berlin? Oh no.It doesn’t take but a minute or two to getthrough the atmosphere. Wham. It hits 50 milesoff Napeague, and the resulting tidal wave killseverybody in the Hamptons, and half of every-body up and down the East Coast from CapeCod to North Carolina. It knocks down sky-scrapers in Manhattan and turns over theStatue of Liberty. But by the time the big wavegets to Bordeaux, France, it’s just a little one-foot-high ripple.

“Sacre bleu,” says a Frenchman, steppingback, so as not to get his footsies wet.

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By Dan RattinerA Republican is driving down a dark street at

night when he sees a woman alongside a car onthe side of the road. The car has a flat. He looksat his watch. If he stops, he will be late for hisdate at the club. He drives on.

A Democrat is driving down a dark street atnight when he sees a woman alongside a car onthe side of the road. The car has a flat. He pullsover, whips out his cell phone and soon has fiveother people there fixing the problem. In shortorder, they break the car’s axle.

Thus do Democrats differ from Republicans.And as the years go by, the pendulum swingsfrom unfettered economic promiscuity to

bureaucratic hell.When George Bush came into office in 2000

he spent the beginning of his administration fir-ing Democratic regulators and either notreplacing them or replacing them with peoplefrom the business being regulated. The resultwas a whole lot more freedom in the free mar-ket system than had been before.

Tightly regulated systems, in the extreme,can lead to stagnation. Unregulated free marketsystems in the extreme, can lead to catastrophe.

Our current catastrophe happened because ofa great Ponzi scheme. If you can’t financiallyqualify to own a house, we’ll sell it to you any-way. Just start paying us the serious money in

three years. And if you don’t have it then, why,just sell the house for a profit. This worked fineas long as prices for homes kept going up andup, which they did for years because 10 millionunqualified homeowners came into the marketto create a demand that exceeded supply.

It was like that other Ponzi scheme, the chainletter. Send $10 within two days and in twoweeks you will receive $100 back. You know itcan’t go on forever. But you figure maybe youcan sneak in and get yours before it comesundone.

There are no laws against chain letters,because in the end, when people get what they

Dan Explains it AllWhat Happened on Wall St. When it Went out of Whack

Dan Explains it All


Tucked away in his corner office down the hallfrom the East Hampton Supervisor’s office,Nicholas Lynn, or “Nick” as he prefers to becalled, toils away on his laptop. As the newlyhired financial consultant for East Hampton,Nick Lynn believes that his role is to “remainindependent,” and make sure the present situa-tion “won’t happen again” by changing process-es and putting in controls. He also mentionedthe need for more visibility into how expendi-tures occur. What he is referring to, of course, isthe town’s $9-10 million financial hole.

In the Supervisor’s office, Lynn Ryan was at

no loss for words when asked how the town gotinto its current mess. Explaining that the townpaid its bills “as they came in,” in a timely man-ner, there was no way to get a handle on how theprocess was going, due to the fact that town rev-enues largely come in semi-annually from col-lected taxes on January 10 and June 10. On topof that, the facts and figures of both bills paidand expenditures lag in time of almost an entireyear, and in other cases even longer. With theincrease of delinquent tax payments by bothresidents and mortgage companies, collectedrevenue started to drop a few years back. Yet,Nick Lynn’s graphs (which he presented to me)

showed that spending for municipal workersbenefits alone grew by over 23%.

The lion’s share of the increases was thetown’s self insured employee health plan, whichwas becoming “out of control.” While majorhealth plans have leverage with doctors, dictat-ing what they will pay for, the town simply paidthe invoices submitted by the doctors for all pro-cedures. (Perhaps down the road it should beinvestigated whether there was fraud by somedoctors and medical facilities by comparingwhat they charged the town as opposed to whatthey received for the same procedures from the

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By Susan GalardiIn Baiting Hollow, just a few miles west of

Riverhead, another slice of Long Island’s wayof life has been preserved. Development rightsto the 58-acre Warner Nursery property onSound Avenue were purchased by the countyand the Town of Riverhead.

Long Island, once an area dominated byfarming and fishing industries, fell into a longperiod of heavy development after WWII, withwide and long swaths of commercial sprawl,and dense residential bedroom communitiesclustered over what had been forested areasand farmland. Eventually, the cry could beheard across the land, “Just what we need,

another development.”To stave off a development stampede, Suffolk

County created the Farmland PreservationProgram in 1977. The goal was to save not onlythe bucolic vistas that South Fork residentsprize, but actual working farms by purchasingdevelopment and/or agricultural rights fromthe farmers themselves, thus avoiding theirsale to developers. Purchase of DevelopmentRights (PDR) allows the owners to continue tofarm the land themselves or lease it, preventsany type of non-agricultural structures to bebuilt or placed on the property, and assuresthat the property can never be used for anyother purpose but farming. Since the program

began, Suffolk has amassed developmentrights to 9,334 acres of farmland. More than5,300 acres of that are in Riverhead. In otherEast End towns, 227 acres of farmland havebeen preserved in East Hampton, 154 inSouthhold, 71.25 in Southampton, and 50 inShelter Island.

Some have criticized the program as favor-ing points north and west, rather than theSouth Fork, but there are valid reasons forthat focus.

“One of the main goals of the program is tomake the agricultural industry more viable byinsuring that you still have active farms on the

Farm Save #50Warner Nursery Adds to 9,334 Acres of Preserved Farmland

Farm Save #50


There’s a big debate going on in theRiverhead area about a proposal to develop ascenic and bucolic portion of Sound Avenue onthe North Fork. Residents and civic groups saythey fear losing the historic corridor of SoundAvenue, a rural, tree-lined road runningthrough the beautiful vineyards, to strip malls,and seeing it become another Route 58.

A few developers have proposed plans forcommercial projects along Sound Avenue. In2003, Ken Barra of EMB Enterprises proposeda 24,000-square-foot complex with retail storesand a restaurant on a 4.1-acre parcel at the

northeast corner of Park Road and SoundAvenue. Also that year, Ed Broidery of BoomDevelopment proposed a 22,100-square-footretail center on 14 acres on the northwest cor-ner of the same intersection.

At that time, Riverhead Town did aComprehensive Study that concluded thatthere was no reason to have commercial zoningalong this portion of Sound Avenue, outsidedowntown Riverhead and Route 58, in order topreserve the rural character of this NYSHistoric Corridor. But that same year, whenthe town board adopted its Master Plan, con-cerned citizens brought to their attention that

the zoning was left commercial, which was“inconsistent” with the Comprehensive Study.In 2004, the board rewrote its Master Plan,changing the zoning from commercial to resi-dential along this area in question. Theyrezoned four properties on the intersection ofSound Avenue and Reeves Park, and subse-quently, the town was hit with lawsuits fromEMB Enterprises, Boom Development and R &K Precision Autoworks, which has an existingrepair shop on the south side of Sound Avenue.All three challenged the rezoning.

In 2007, New York State Supreme Court

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island. You have a critical mass in Riverheadand Southhold, where there is a greateramount of active farms,” said Carrie MeekGallagher, Commissioner of Environment andEnergy for Suffolk County. Gallagher pointedout that, for a farm to be considered, it has tohave been active within the last two year, notone that has been left fallow.

Gallagher pointed to obvious reasons whyfewer farms have been saved in the Hamptons.“There’s much more development on the SouthFork, and the land is more expensive,” shesaid. “Also, we’re seeing competition betweenthe Farmland Program and individuals whowill pay a higher price for development.”

It can be argued that much if not most of thefarmland on the South Fork is valued more foraesthetics than practicality. After all, homeswith farm vistas are advertised like propertieswith water views, both commanding higherprices. But with the Farmland PreservationProgram looking for a greater bang for thebuck and for maintaining an industry, theSouth Fork has had to rely on other means forpreserving its gentleman farmer character.Enter the Community Preservation Fund,which has been used to preserve land andstructures at 100% of the cost, as well as beinga part of many joint ventures on the SouthFork among the town, county, and state.

According to Scott Wilson, Director of LandAcquisitions for the Town of East Hampton,“The only farmland purchase of developmentrights that I am familiar with as a partnership[with the county] is Damiecki on Long Lane[near Route 114 in East Hampton]. That wasaround 30 acres for $3.5 million.” Wilsonrecalled that the cost breakdown was “proba-bly 50/50,” between county and town. Beyondthat, the county’s program has not been direct-ed toward the preservation of farms in theHamptons very often. “The Town of EastHampton has very little farmland in compari-son with other townships, and therefore wereceive very little…a proportionate share offunding for this purpose,” wrote Wilson in ane-mail to Dan’s Paper. “However, the countyhas helped us acquire a number of projects inthe last two to three years ... Off the top of myhead, Dodge, Filippelli, Ross School, Weisz,Amsterdam Beach, with Boys Harbor andCavett in the works. That’s around 350 acresin partnership for open space.”

Gallagher clarified that the Boys Harborparcel was funded through the county’sMultifaceted Preservation Program, andCavett was a three-way split, among the coun-ty, state and town.

The cost of the Warner property develop-ment rights was $5.2 million, split 70/30between Suffolk County and the Town ofRiverhead. The purchase adds up to a total of563 contiguous acres of farmland in theRiverhead area. The Nursery, which will con-tinue to be used by the family as a tree and

nursery stock farm, is the 188th parcel addedto the roster since the program began 40 years

ago. It is also the 50th preserved in the countyunder the watch of County Executive SteveLevy, whom we salute with the rallying cry,“Just what we need, another farm.”

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By Debbie Tuma“We believe more jobs means less violence,

and we also believe in helping people to helpthemselves.” These are the words of ToniMaloney of Water Mill, chairwoman of theorganization Bpeace, which she founded in2002, just after 9/11 shook the world. Bpeace(Business Council For Peace) is an interna-tional non-profit network of business peoplewho volunteer to help women in conflict andpost-conflict countries build sustainable busi-nesses. “Several of us got together to launch avolunteer organization of business profession-als, who could use our business skills to helpwomen entrepreneurs in post-conflict coun-

tries expand their business and create employ-ment. Those jobs will help create more peace-ful communities,” said Maloney. The femaleentrepreneurs that Bpeace assists employnearly 1,800 people who support more than12,000 Afghan and Rwandan family members.

On September 27 at Bay Street Theatre inSag Harbor, there will be a benefit for Bpeace’seffort to help Afghan women improve theirlives and their war-torn country. It is a screen-ing of the documentary Thread, the inspira-tional story of five remarkable Afghan womenwho are taking control of their lives and theirfutures, and in the process are helping torebuild their devastated country. A Three

Graces production, created by filmmakerLaurie Chock, this film captures the true storyof how these courageous women risked thepotential dangers of kidnapping and defectionto take a long journey to New York City, wherethey took an intensive three-week business-training program at the Fashion Institute ofTechnology (F.I.T.). There, they learned aboutthe fashion industry, in order to take theseskills to their own country to open up smallbusinesses — unheard of in Afghanistan. The10 women were brought to the city by Bpeacein 2005, and the movie documents their trav-els.

Paying AttentionBpeace Benefit Screening Supports Afghan Women in Business

Paying Attention


With Hurricane Ike having done about $8 bil-lion of damage recently, one had to wonder aboutthe affect that price tag would have on insurancepolicies for homes in the Hamptons. Home insur-ance is affected by distance from the water, withmost companies only covering homes 2,500 feetfrom tidal water like oceans, bays and the greatlakes. After Katrina, Allstate quit Suffolk Countybecause of the risk and losses it had during thatdisaster. However, just a few months ago, newrates and conventional policies became availablefor homes just 250 feet from tidal water.

Flood insurance is valuable and needed cover-age in Suffolk County. Here, flood insurance isguaranteed up to $250,000 and written byFEMA (Federal Emergency Management

Agency). However FEMA has three categoriesfor homes. The least expensive and desirable rat-ing is called “X” FLOOD; its premium is around$388 for the $250,000 of flood insurance. Thenext category is “A” FLOOD, defined by hazardelevation and proximity to designated floodareas. The least desirable category is “V”FLOOD, which is for actual negative elevation(like New Orleans); that same $250,000 of cover-age can cost thousands of dollars. There areumbrella policies available with $250,000deductibles, meaning you need a FEMA policyfor the first $250,000.

Just this month, FEMA rewrote the flood mapsfor the east end of Long Island, with homes inthe Village of East Hampton and Sagaponackbeing adversely affected. With the new mapping

raising flood levels from a peak of 13 to 17 feet inthose areas, the effects have yet to be calculated.Local firms had no “official” comment on therecent actions. In a survey, it was noted thatChubb, Fireman’s and AIG Private Client willinsure homes close to tidal waters as part of apackage deal with other high-end properties tospread the risk. A spokesperson at the AmadenGay Agencies, an East Hampton firm offeringinsurance since 1890, said that, as of now, thereare no changes in rates due to Hurricane Ike northe FEMA map changes. But the representativeadded that it could change, so homeownersshould call their agents and review their cover-age. Barbara Lynch of FEMA released data

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This week’s cover artist, Doug Zider, is a“man for all seasons.” Not only is he a graph-ic designer for NBC-TV, but he is also a mar-itime artist. We have the distinct feeling thatZider could do anything, in fact, that he putshis mind to, so potent is his enthusiasm forlife.

Q: You’ve been at NBC for a long time. Howdo you react to the changes over the years?

A: First, it’s a pleasure to work with peoplewho were there in the beginning when TVwas black and white. I miss the old equip-ment we used to work with, however. I’m asteak and potato man; I don’t like pushingbuttons like we do now. I like to feel some-thing in my hands.

Q: Actually, I know what you mean. WhenI majored in TV production at New YorkUniversity I had to push around these hugeTV cameras. But awkward as they were, Iloved it. How about the sets for T V programsnow? How have they changed?

A: We have virtual sets. We put the talentbefore green screens; it’s not real.

Q: What new technology do you expect inthe future?

A: Well, we have HD now which gives ushigher resolution and raises the standards.In years to come, we’ll have more interactionand holigrams. But you know, no matterwhat production values we have, we will stillneed writers who can write a good comedyscript, for example.

Q: Your own art isalso important to you.I know you commuteto New York and thencome home and oftenpaint. Tell me aboutwhat kinds of thingsyou have been doing,practical things likesizes and media?

A: I paint small, andI paint big. Of course,the stuff that’s biggerhas less detail andcan be more abstract.I also concentrate onoriginals; you have tohave a volume ofwork, to continue toproduce work, but I did create lithographsabout 10 years ago. Now I do prints andmostly originals.

Q: How about the cover, “Big Sky?” Howdoes that relate to your work?

A: It’s really Montana although I usuallydo local scenes. But it looks so much likeLong Island. A man commissioned me to do itas a wedding present, and I asked if thescene had water in it. When he said,”Yes,” Isaid I could do it. Painting water is my thingbecause, as you know, I’m a coastal maritimeartist. People like to bring my local sceneswith them when they move from the area;

they feel secure withhaving familiarthings around them.

Q: Speaking offamiliar things, youdo a lot of collecting oflocal objects.

A: Yes, I pick upshells and stones. It’samazing what theheavens can create. Ialso like to collectthings that aren’tlocal, like coins fromthe Civil War.

Q: Why the CivilWar?

A: We were broughtup to believe that war

was only in a foreign land. But the Civil Warwas about masses of men, brother againstbrother, on our own soil. It was the saddestwar we ever had. I thank God everyday thatwe live where we do.

– Marion Wolberg Weiss

Mr. Zider’s works will be on view startingNov. 8 at Allison Corey Fine Arts in GreatNeck. His website is dougzider.com

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By Debbie TumaAt the age of 26, Dan Bailey, of Sag

Harbor, has traveled solo around theworld and driven across practically theentire continent of Africa.

In addition to being a world traveler,Bailey is also a singer/songwriter, com-poser, drummer, break dancer, Africandancer, photographer, graphic design-er, clothing designer, curator, surfer,skater, snowboarder and pranic healer,who practices yoga and Reiki, and whois an aficionado of fine cooking andwines.

“I see myself as a modern-dayRenaissance man, because I enjoydoing a lot of different things,” saidBailey, claiming he is “never bored.”

Undoubtedly, Bailey’s eclecticupbringing in East Quogue inspiredmany creative abilities and interest inother cultures. His parents, Andrewand Susan Bailey, were born inEngland, and raised in South Africa.While he was growing up, Andrew wasa musician/producer and drummer inbands, including “Deja Voodoo,” anAfrican-voodoo group. Susan is a mas-sage therapist and long-time professionaldancer, who performed jazz, ballet, and mod-ern dance on New York stages, and who hasbeen teaching African dancing for years in theHamptons.

Bailey’s godfather happens to be the world-famous master African drummer, BabaOlatungi, who started teachingBailey African drumming as achild, when Bailey attended hisworkshops at Omega Institute.

“My parents were great friendswith Baba, who is also theAmbassador for Peace fromNigeria,” said Bailey. “Growingup, I was always around a lot ofmusic, with my family playingand performing. I started teach-ing drumming when I was 13.”

After Bailey graduated fromWesthampton Beach High Schoolat age 19, something happened that changedhis life’s direction. It was 2001, and he wasout surfing without a care in the world — butthen he returned from the Montauk beach tohear the tragic news about 9/11.

“It was so horrible to me that this couldhappen, and yet instead of staying at home,like many people did, I had a desire to travelaround the world and see the different cul-tures first-hand,” he said. “So I bought an‘around the world’ ticket on several differentairlines, and I mapped out my trip, decidingto go west.” A few months later, Bailey droveto California, and then flew to Hawaii forsurfing and skating. He then spent aboutthree months in New Zealand, where heworked on an organic farm, and did a five-daytrek, including rock-climbing.

“I made money by playing my guitar in thestreet, and I also recorded an album in New

Zealand,” said Bailey.In Australia, Bailey learned his next feat:

fire dancing. “We were in the magical ByronBay, and there was this amazing fire show,” herecalled. These dancers were spinning stickswith fire on each end, so they looked likestreaks and circles of fire, and I had to learnhow to do it.”

Bailey then went on to Bali where he surfedand did yoga, and traveled to South Africa,where he met his mother in Capetown andJohannesburg, and surfed in the famous spotof Jeffries Bay.

He then got the opportunity to join a groupon an adventurous overland tour of Africa,traveling thousands of miles over a monthand a half, and going from Capetown toKenya, through the countries of Zimbabwe,Namibia, Botswana, Zambia and many oth-ers.

During this tour, he spent much timein Ghana, where he went to learn theart of African drumming and dancing.

“I was in a small fishing village calledKokrobite, and I asked the people totake me to the best drum teacher. Theytook me to a man named Oko,” he said.Bailey studied with Oko every day, andspent five weeks in Ghana. When heeventually returned to the U.S., hearranged for the students at the RossSchool in East Hampton, where hetaught drumming, to go over to Ghanaand study with Oko. This past summer,the Ross School brought Oko here toteach African drumming and dance.

“While on this tour of Africa, I alsowrote many of the songs on my new CD,Rise Wild Stepper,” said Bailey, who alsodesigned the album cover with a draw-ing of a lion, from his trip. “These songsare about going on a spiritual journey.”The CD features a Caribbean style offresh, original sounds.

Bailey also started his own independ-ent record label, Idris Records. Hisdiverse musical styles include reggae,blues, ska, Latin, jazz, world, bossanova,

folk, rock, tribal, African, and Indian. Hisband has opened for the Wailers, Culture,Maxi Priest, Inner Circle and others.

Bailey recently held his record releaseparty at the Kramoris Gallery in Sag Harbor,which is also displaying his African photos.He has two more albums of African drum-

ming coming out this fall, and hasbeen teaching African drummingat numerous places, including theRoss School, Hayground School,the Country School, theMontessori School,Bridgehampton School andWesthampton Beach High School.

For several years, Bailey hasbeen teaching African drummingand dance classes on Thursdaynights at the Water MillCommunity House. And one ofthe most popular events he has

been involved with is the popular Mondaynight drumming sessions at Sagg Main Beachin Sagaponack, where his African drum groupfollows the Samba Boom group.

“I started to play with Richie Siegler ofSamba Boom last winter, and I had this visionof an African Samba super-group,” Bailey said.“We play every Monday from 6 p.m. till 9 p.m.”

Bailey and Living Rhythm will be playingAfrican drum music at the Surf Lodge inMontauk on September 27, at 5 p.m. There willalso be an African drum and dance demo, plusan African art show at the Quogue Library onSeptember 28 at 3 p.m.

And the beat goes on. “I am now planning tohave a drumming festival in the Hamptonsnext summer, called Summer Drummer,” saidBailey.

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major medical plans.) Lynn Ryanbelieves the failure to act on convert-ing to the Empire Health Plan costthe town an additional $4 million inthe last year — Nick Lynn put thefigure around $2 million. But ratherthan quibble about it now, it’s clearthat what must be done now is totake action to remedy the situation.

Of course, some board memberswant to do nothing on this front.(Perhaps they should come forwardand take some of the heat for theaccumulated $9-$10 million accumu-lated town deficit.) In a document provided byNick Lynn, the noticeable growth in the cost oftown workers benefit expenses and town pay-ment to service debt is obvious. The recreation-al budget has also grown, perhaps due to therecreational center and its added cost and grow-ing overhead. Nick Lynn believes aids like thisdocument will help board members see moreclearly the numbers and the trends of where thetown budget of $76 million is being spent.

Concerning the much maligned town budgetofficer Ted Hults, Nick Lynn and Lynn Ryan, aswell as Supervisor McGintee, agreed he hadbeen asked to take on more duties than heshould have, and according to Lynn Ryan, was-n’t making policy. “He was paying the bills asthey came in.” She insisted that Hults is beingblamed for spending more money than the towntook in, but again she cited the lag time and theuncertainty of how much revenue the town canactually take in, as opposed to the forecast of

revenues. “Who could have forecasted the coun-ty mortgage transfer tax payment to the towngoing down 48% this year?” she asked.

Opponents, of course, will have none of this —

perhaps for political reasons. Theyscream deceit, mismanagement, andin some cases fraud. Lynn Ryanpoints to the state and other townsnow facing the same problems of rev-enue shortages based on budgets cre-ated in anticipation of higher cashflows from fees, taxes and fines.McGintee is vowing to stand up to thepolitical heat and give the town “themedicine” it needs. Many are throw-ing verbal rocks, grandstanding andcriticizing. On the first threeTuesdays of October, at televised pub-

lic hearings on the new 2009 town budget, theywill get their chance to step up to the plate to beconstructive.

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By Dan RattinerWeek of September 23–September 30, 2008 Riders: 22,834Rider miles: 112,412

DOWN IN THE TUBEChevy Chase and Pia Lindstrom got into a

discussion on the Westhampton platformabout whether it was okay for Pia to take herbicycle onto the subway to visit her friends fur-ther east. It was explained to Chevy by thetoken booth operator that CommissionerAspinall has always made a special exceptionin Pia’s case. Also, that it was good for theenvironment.


A 10-year-old boy named Bobby Minardi ofNoyac has found Hickstead, the Olympic goldmedal-winning horse that had been lost in thesubway tunnels for the past four weeks. Bothboy and horse are safe. Hickstead, back at theGreen Grass Farm in Louisville, Kentucky, islooking fit and frisky, and appears happy and

well fed — although the trainer there, “Happy”Ferguson, says he hates to think of whatHickstead might have been eating these lastfew weeks.

Hickstead, who with rider Eric Lamaze wonthe gold medal in Beijing in August, was beingtransported to the Hampton Classic HorseShow from Westhampton Beach toBridgehampton in a special subway car, and heapparently got loose onto the platform as hewas being unloaded for the show. He leapedonto the tracks, galloped down the tunnelthere and was just plain gone. Lamaze com-peted without his beloved Hickstead and fin-ished in the middle of the pack.

Olympic officials, veterinarians and local dogcatchers sometimes caught glimpses ofHickstead, but they never could catch him.

Hickstead was assumed dead last week, butthen Bobby Minardi’s father stepped forward.Bobby, he explained, had a special way of com-municating with horses by barking at them.He predicted that Bobby could find Hickstead,and when officials said there was nothing tolose, he was taken down to the platform in

Bridgehampton at 3 a.m. (when the subway isdone for the day), and allowed to go where hepleased along the tracks with a little toy whiphe carries.

One hour and a lot of barking later, Bobbyemerged in the Noyac Station bareback aboardHickstead, the two of them just having the jol-liest time. There was a lot of crying. It seemedto be a miracle.


I am up here at Foxwoods this week, meetingwith the chiefs of this amazing resort to dis-cuss what to do about the fact that construc-tion of the subway tunnel, to run between SagHarbor and that gambling casino, is nowstalled because of the oil that is seeping intothe construction.

We are determined not to let this stop us.We’ve discussed trying to build a new tunnelfrom our Montauk station in Fort Pond Bay toFoxwoods to see if we can get around what

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The idea that an artist’s working space maymotivate, inspire and influence his/her cre-ative endeavors is a long-time fascination forthis critic. Some of the evidence is obvious.Artists who produce large canvases more thanlikely have large wall space. The oppositemust be true as well: Individuals who paint ina closet will no doubt create smaller works.

Environmental factors also play a part,including the direction and kind of light,amount of distractions in the space, arrange-ment of objects in the studio, the outsideatmosphere.While these factors are obvious,there are some aspects that are not. Consider,for example, Chuck Close’s former studio onSpring Street in New York. With all duerespect, it was cluttered, busy and to an out-sider, maybe even disorganized. Yet Close’swork is precise, detailed and anything butchaotic. His paintings are studies in extraor-dinary order, an observation that contradictshis physical surroundings, at least as theyexisted in his old studio.

Another case in point is just as intriguing,but not contradictory: Miriam Schapiro’s EastHampton studio. It is (or was when yourstruly visited several years ago) filled withstorage bins, each with small boxes containingvaried materials like ribbons, cloth and lacefor the artist’s collages. This configurationcomplemented Schapiro’s expression of herselfin her work: the collection of varied experi-

ences (material) and roles which she wouldplay throughout her life.

We could perhaps make a case for the wayLee Krasner’s studios reflected her work aswell. According to the catalog for her currentshow at the Pollock Krasner House, she firstpainted in the basement of her Brooklynhome. Such constricted space became a pat-tern as Krasner continued to work in smallspaces afforded by New York apartments andher bedroom studio in The Springs. Her can-vases were similarly small and detailed, asone might expect from such spatial restric-tions.

After Pollock died, Krasner moved to hisbarn studio, according to Helen Harrison inher lecture, “Moving In, Moving On: LeeKrasner’s Work in Jackson Pollock’s Studios.”It was here where the more spacious studioevoked a different kind of expression fromKrasner, her paintings becoming enlarged andmore gestural in nature. Her imagery alsoseemed more organic and liberated. Such anevolution may, naturally, be a coincidence,having less to do with her working space andmore to do with her psychological state (or anynumber of other factors).

Considering the idea of liberation versusrestriction, however, there is a case to be madefor the differences. The current exhibit ofKrasner’s “Little Image Paintings” oftenshows density, contortions and chaos, like in“Shattered Color” and “Shellflower,” no matterhow “beautiful” the images are.

Conversely, work like “Composition” and“Stop and Go” are more organized, the recur-ring grid pattern signifying density but notchaos. Yet there’s definitely a sense of entrap-ment, a quality that’s a long way from the lib-eration Krasner experienced after Pollock’sdeath.

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deserve, it’s small potatoes.There are reasons for banking laws. One is

that, at the end of a chain letter involving hous-ing, what people get is to lose their homes andwind up on the street or in with relatives.

And yet we cannot help ourselves. Which iswhy we need regulations, SOME regulations.And people to enforce them who don’t have theirirons in the fire being regulated.

When this country was founded, those whodid so realized that people are not all they arecracked up to be. That is why we have the judi-cial system monitoring Congress, Congress ableto impeach the Chief Executive and the ChiefExecutive able to veto Congress. I can’t think ofany other system in the world that thinkseverybody is no damn good. Sure works.

The last time we had a huge economic catas-trophe was during the Reagan Administration,another Republican administration. Reagancreated Savings and Loans so that “banks”could lend money without having to worryabout banking regulations. People without adime in their pockets were loaned money toopen shopping centers. Lots of constructionwent on. Lots of new jobs were created. Butwhen the shopping centers failed, the loanswent delinquent. And so Wall Street needed abailout. That bailout, as I recall, cost about ahalf-trillion dollars.

Before that was another Republican catastro-phe that happened during Coolidge and Hoover,when everything came crashing down into theGreat Depression.

Democrats who go overboard with regulationdon’t cause such drama. They cause glut andmalaise. People push paper. The economy slowsto a crawl. But it doesn’t scare the hell out ofeverybody.

An interesting thing to note is that during allthree of the Republican catastrophes, theRepublicans in charge, just six or seven yearsbefore the catastrophe, allowed the rich to ceasehaving to pay large taxes. Huge amounts ofwealth were accumulated among very few peo-ple in amounts that one might call “hoarding.”

(Reagan said if the rich get very, very rich, itwould trickle down, and it did. Then — crash.)

A coincidence? Maybe. But one might say thatthose wonderful Bush tax cuts, mostly for therich, will now, to finance the bailout, have to bepaid anyway. Hopefully those who hoarded windup paying the most. There’s a certain symmetryabout it. Here are a few other interesting thingsto note.

One is that the decisions being made abouthow to run the country this month are beingmade by regulators. They told the presidentwhat to do. Now they are telling Congress

Two is that Wall Street cannot be allowed todie. If it does, everybody loses. The rich losetheir businesses, the upper-middle class losetheir savings and pensions, the lower-middleclass lose their jobs and the poor lose their serv-ices. In fact, the whole world slows to an eco-nomic halt.Which, in an odd way, at least fightsglobal warming.

Three is you can’t blame people for behavingthe way the founders of our country expectedthey would. You have to blame the administra-tion. They’re the ones that did not rein in thePonzi scheme.

Four is that, when choosing between theRepublicans and the Democrats, there is some-thing to be said for staying somewhat near themiddle of the pendulum swing, a little to theleft, a little to the right. You don’t get either wildor ho hum. But you do chug along.

One hopes sooner or later, we learn that.

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I shall be up here a week, but back in orderto fire the starting cannon for the HamptonSubway Firecracker 200, which will takeplace on October 3.

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Justice Ed Burke overturned the town’s rezon-ing, making the area commercial. They gaveEMB a full site plan, based on the 2003 regu-lations. The Town of Riverhead had untilAugust 27 to appeal this decision, a deadlinethat was extended to September 26. At theirSeptember 3 meeting, the Riverhead TownBoard decided to appeal this state ruling andfile this appeal. The decision followed a largerally of citizens from Reeves Park, who wavedsigns and demanded the board appeal theirdecision so they could keep their rural neigh-borhood free of what they call “strip malls.”

“We don’t want Sound Avenue to become anextension of Route 58,” said Eric Biegler,President of the Sound Park Heights civicorganization, which represents the citizens ofReeves Park. “Why spoil this beautiful areawhen there are plenty of shopping centers onlyabout four miles away in Riverhead? Half ofdowntown is empty, so why not fill that upfirst, before ruining the country outside it?”

Biegler claimed that these his-toric rural roads are being lost onLong Island. He said his organiza-tion is happy that the town filed anappeal, and that they’ve alsooffered their own advocates. “We’vehad three meetings of the townboard,” he said.

Don Duga, a Riverhead residentwho attended the September 3meeting, said he also supports theappeal. “I also don’t want to seeSound Ave. developed in this way.We need to preserve these rural

areas of our town to balance the develop-ment,” he said.

Although Riverhead Town Councilmen TimBuckley and Jim Wooten have not publiclystated their views on the issue of appeal,Riverhead Supervisor Phil Cardinale andCouncilwoman Barbara Blass have both saidthey’re in favor of it. Wooten said two weeksago that he was still researching the data,and hadn’t made up his mind. There was alsotalk about compromising on the densityallowable in a commercial district, butBiegler said his group does not want compro-mise.

Cardinale said his board has voted 3-2 infavor of submitting the appeal by September26, and that it will take between 60-180 daysto decide the fate of Sound Avenue. Cardinalewas joined by the votes of Blass andCouncilman Dunleavy in supporting theappeal, and both Wooten and Buckley

abstained. According to Cardinale, “My deci-sion was based on the fact that this area ofSound Avenue is a beautiful, valuable asset tothe town. To allow commercialism to invade itis inconsistent with our Master Plan.”

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based on the new mapping that shows, on thewhole, that the number of homes in the dis-tressed flood zone in the Town of East Hamptondropped from 1,632 to 1,512. The total number ofhomes in the flood zone in the Town ofSouthampton was reduced from 3,579 to 3,104.However in the Village of East Hampton the

number of homes affected by the new mapping is86, with the home tally being raised from 60 to146. There is the same adverse affect inSagaponack with a gain of 73 homes (from 46 to119). Needless to say everyone who lives in anyof those homes will face an increase in their floodinsurance. With home taxes going up, the idea ofinsurance increases is not happy making. Thenew detailed maps have only been sent to thetowns in the last week. Lynn Ryan, an aide toEast Hampton Supervisor Ed McGintee, said,“FEMA will be holding public hearings abouttheir findings at town hall in October.” She saidit had been 20 years since the last FEMA map-ping. On the up side, the new FEMA findingsshould, in many cases, have a favorable effect onhome building requirements, since fewer proper-ties in the towns will require building to thestringent flood zone codes.

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By David Lion Rattiner People respect you when you jump out

of a perfectly good airplane.I got a random call from Kathy Rae,

the publisher of Hampton Style andDan’s Papers, asking me if I wanted to goskydiving. Kathy is known for her salesability, and in about five minutes, I hadagreed to do something that I alwayssaid I never would do. Deep down, I havealways felt a lack of respect for myself fornot overcoming my fear of skydiving; thiswas my opportunity to end that.

We showed up at Skydive Long Islandin Calverton, and I was terrified beyondbelief. I was white as a ghost, sweating,thinking, un-talkative and unhappy. Wesat and watched a five-minute video with alawyer explaining to us that skydiving is dan-gerous, and that we couldn’t sue anybody if wedied. Hmmm. I met all of the instructors, who areexactly what you would think they’d be like.They are young guys, many with mohawks anddyed hair, who are very pumped to be making aliving jumping out of airplanes. Kathy Rae washappy as a clam and not nervous at all. My girl-friend was the same way. I, however, was horri-fied.

I kept trying to find honorable ways of gettingout of jumping. The weight limit to skydive is 225pounds. I’m 210 pounds wet, which I mentioned.“Don’t worry about that,” the instructor said.

How could I not worry? Kathy and two of her relatives, one of whom

was her son, went up in the first plane, and wewatched from the ground as they all jumped out.These people are nuts, I thought. When theylanded, they were as happy as people who hadjust won the lottery. I couldn’t be happy for them,however, because I was next.

My instructor had a New Zealand accent,which was kind of calming. I asked him if thestraps were on correctly. “There is only one wayto find out,” he joked. Not funny.

All of us packed into an airplane. There wereseveral other people, all wearing helmets, whowere diving solo. Where the hell was my helmet?The plane ride up was long — it takes about 15minutes or so to reach the jump altitude of13,500 feet, and my heart was beating about thatmany times a minute. You find yourself cursing

an unbelievable amount of times whenyou go skydiving.

The group I was up with reminded meof surfers or snowboarders. Everybodywas in good shape, wearing ear-to-earsmiles, and hooting and hollering. At5,000 feet, somebody opened the door ofthe plane, and I had a reality check as agirl who works at Skydive Long Islandjumped out. I felt like somebody shouldcall the police. Apparently, this girl doesthis during every lunch break.

When we got to 13,500 feet, it was timeto go. Strapped tightly to my back was adude with a parachute, and we went tothe edge of the door. It was just like aJames Bond movie, only Bond was a 26-

year-old writer close to tears. Two words wentthrough my head: “Holy Crap!” Actually, I saidthat out loud. I could feel my instructor’s heart-beat.

Every human emotion told me not to jump, butsure enough, I did. I can’t really write here whatI said as I fell, with this being a family newspa-per and all, but I can tell you that the sensationof free-fall is not physically a big deal. It justfeels like it is really windy, and not all that dif-ferent from sticking your head out of a car win-dow. What is a big deal is having a completeunderstanding that you are free-falling from13,500 feet, and that you are about to go splat ifthat freaking guy strapped to your back doesn’topen the chute. WHY AREN’T YOU OPENING

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“They visited with designers and retailers,and studied at F.I.T.,” she said. “When theyreturned home, one woman ran forParliament, a few opened their retail business-es, and one woman sells knitted baby clothes toa New York store called Sons and Daughters.”

Maloney said the upcoming documentary“shows a side of these Afghan women that peo-ple rarely see — they are feisty and deter-mined.” Following the screening, one of thewomen will be present for a Q&A from theaudience. “We are bringing 12 more of thesewomen to New York in two weeks. They will beapprenticing all over, at different businesses,”she explained. “One is a furniture maker,another a commercial printer, another a bee-

keeper, and another a radio broadcaster.”Bpeace is also helping women of Rwanda, andlooking into helping women of other countries.

Also on September 27, the Tulla BoothGallery in Sag Harbor is having a photo exhib-it to accompany the movie. In the lobby of BayStreet Theatre will be photos of Afghan womentaken by travel photographer Steve McCurry,who exhibits in Booth’s Main Street Gallery.McCurry’s famous photo of the Afghan girlwith the big, sad eyes, taken at a refugee camp,was the cover of National Geographic in 1985.

“I heard about this movie, Thread, and Iwanted to add to it, so I will be selling thesephotos and also Steve McCurry’s beautifulphoto books, and donating a percentage toBpeace,” Booth said. McCurry also donated aphoto to the event, of which half the sale willgo to Bpeace and the rest to his charity,Imagine Asia.

Thread: Bay Street September 27 at 7 p.m.There’s a wine reception, followed by the filmat 7:45 p.m., and discussion/dessert at 9 p.m.Tickets are $55, sold only in advance. Theycan also be purchased online atbpeace.org/thread. For info: 631-574-7144.

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A minute goes by before that chute opens. Forsome it goes by quick; for me, well, I’m kind of awuss when it comes to this stuff.

When the chute opened, I felt a huge wave ofrelief, and then I actually began to enjoy theview and the experience. I could see clearly theoutline of the North and South Forks. I could seethe bays and the ocean, and I realized that thisis what birds feel like. “Welcome to my office,”said the instructor.

For five minutes we floated down and eventu-ally landed — but not before I was completelyterrified one last time. While floating, theinstructor loosened the strap. I grabbed his legas I felt myself slide lower. “What are you doing,dude?” I asked with some seriousness as I heardthe zipping sound of the strap loosening.

“I’m just making it more comfortable for theboth of us.”

“I am extremely, extremely comfortable, pal —you don’t have to do a thing.”

I landed like a feather onto the ground and feltlike a hero. It was time to say goodbye and get ashot of whisky…and change my shorts.

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Fashion ista! By Kelly Krieger

Watching the pre-show is usually the highlight ofany award show. While a walk down the red carpet canbe unnerving for many, some celebrities love to take itall in and seize the moment.

It’s hard to believe that this was the first Emmyappearance for “Lipstick Jungle” star, Brooke Shields.She looked absolutely elegant in an eye-popping,

bright fuchsia strapless gown designed by BadgleyMischika. Next up was the star of “Ghost Whisperer,”Jennifer Love Hewitt, wearing Carolina Herrera – oneof my favorite designers. But Hewitt’s white flowinggown adorned with braided black piping was not a hiton the red carpet among the “fashion critics.” (Perhapsit was the black and white that didn’t go over well?) Toeach her own. I think Hewitt evoked a classic ele-gance.

Simple elegance is always a safe bet and GlennClose looked fabulous in a classic black Armani gownpaired with a knit shawl. Calvin Klein chose a stun-ning shade of green that perfectly matched CynthiaNixon’s hair and eye coloring. Julia Louis-Dreyfuslooked radiant in a vibrant coral dress designed byNarciso Rodriguez. Her mermaid-style dress withbeading at the top was an extremely flattering choice.

Vanessa Williams can make anything look good.However, once again a few of the “fashion critics” didnot care for her black and white gown (with ruching atthe waist) created by designer Kevan Hall. I think shelooked amazing.

And kudos to all the women over 40 who still look asin shape as they did 20 years ago. Staying with thatthought, star of “Desperate Housewives” NicoletteSheridan (who some of us remember first seeing onthe famous ‘80s series, “Knots Landing”) was a knock-out in a regal purple ruffled gown by Angel Sanchez.

Showtime series star of “Weeds,” Mary LouiseParker, could have made a better choice. Althoughknown for designing sexy dresses, Roberto Cavalli’sstrangely colored blue gown was not flattering on thisslender star. Recovering well from her surgery andbattle with breast cancer, Christina Applegate was ahit on the red carpet, wearing a Rema Acra blue icemetallic gown.

Eva Langoria Parker (star of “DesperateHousewives”) chose a flapper style short fringe design.Hmm…mixed reviews from the critics, but she alwayslooks beautiful. “Grey’s Anatomy” star Sandra Ohwore a classic Oscar de la Renta black gown, onceagain confirming that simple elegance works best!

Overall, there were more fashion hits than missesand we didn’t see anything too crazy. Oh wait … whatin the world was that horrible red sheer lace dresswith a matching red headband worn by Phoebe Price?Who is Phoebe Price? I guess she got our attention, atleast.

Most stars wore their hair down with only a fewstriving for that classic up do. The trend for make-upappeared to be subdued and not overdone. And as forshoes, there were many strappy heels by ChristianLouboutin, Jimmy Choo and Manolo Blahnik walkingdown that red carpet.

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Although things are pretty quiet out east and thetraffic has died down quite a bit, people are shoppingas usual. The stores are trying to sell off their summermerchandise to make room for fall and winter, so thesales are good. Let’s do some fall shopping!

I found a very unique and exclusive to the East EndClock Shop at 48A West Montauk Highway inHampton Bays, called Daughter Time, that I wouldlike to share with my readers. I have a beautiful wallclock that I call a “Grandmother Clock” that was indire need of maintenance and repair, so I took it to seethe clock doctor, Alex Joseph. He quickly gave me theentire lowdown on what we have to do to keep ourclocks ticking and chiming, so I left my precious pos-session with him. The store also offers sales andrepairs on all clocks, installs watch batteries and crys-tals while you wait, and sells watchbands and wrist-watches. Right now, there is a 20% off sale on Eco-Drive Citizen watches with solar power. For informa-tion, call 631-728-7075.

If you are getting ready for fall parties and get-togethers, stop in at Fandango, on Main Street inHampton Bays, for a look at the new fall lineup inwomen’s clothing and accessories. Love, love this shop.

The Broken Colour Works home décor stores, onDivision and Bay Street in Sag Harbor (631-725-6152)

and on Main Street in Southampton (631-259-3612),are holding a clearance sale with all stock in the SagHarbor store marked at up to 50% off and allSouthampton store items up to 30% off. The stores aremaking room for the arrival of the new Annie SelkeHome line from Vanguard furniture, a collection ofnew upholstery and case goods designed by AnnieSelke, the founder and creative force behind homedesign trio Pine Cone Hill, Dash & Albert, and PotluckStudios. Broken Colour Works has the exclusive onthis exciting new line for Sag Harbor andSouthampton, so don’t pass this one by.

Apricot Lane Fashion and Gift Boutique, at100 Main St., Southampton, is having a “Fall FashionSale and Party” on Tuesday, September 30, from 6-8p.m. There will be 20% off your entire purchase, plusdoor prizes, gift card giveaways and free light refresh-ments. Everybody is welcome and there’s no purchasenecessary. Great fall fashions, fun and 2008 Jim ShoreChristmas releases are available.

The amazing and fantastic 50% off sale atVictoria’s Mother, on the walkway at 64 Jobs Lane,Southampton, is continuing along nicely and there isstill plenty of stock left, with many treasures to behad. Victoria’s Mother is closing and is saying to allher friends and customers with a heavy heart,

“Goodbye, it’s been good to know you sale.” Andrea, theowner, hopes to be open for everyone to take advan-tage of this heck of a sale through Saturday, October11. For information and to say goodbye after all theseyears, call 631-287-0745.

Twist, on Jobs Lane in Southampton, is having asale on select merchandise, getting everyone in gearfor the fall season.

Chico’s, also on Jobs Lane, is joining in the salefever with a hot 10 to 15% off select women’s clothing,jewelry and accessories. Get going while they last.

At Sunrise to Sunset, on Hill Street, you will finda very interesting clearance sale throughout the store.This is an outdoor/indoor stop and shop…

In Bridgehampton, at 2408 Main Street, CountryGear is having a very special “Moving…Next DoorSale” and in the upcoming weeks will be offering 25%off many of its beautiful showroom samples. Itemsincluded in this sale are tables, chairs, buffets andsome select lighting and accessories. Call 631-537-1032 for further information or if you are looking forsomething extra special.

Until next week, Ciao and early fall shopping!E-mail me at: [email protected] and at

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By Rich Firstenberg Porgy fishing this season, which ends today,

September 26, has been very good. Large porgies,up to three pounds each, were caught by anglers offMontauk and Orient Point in Block Island Soundthis past week, and slightly smaller porgies werecaught in the Peconic bays. The blackfish seasonopens October 1 and minimum keeper size is 14inches.

For local freshwater fly fishermen, there is somesad news. The Connetquot River State Park trouthatchery is closing for five years due to a fish-bornevirus, pancreatic necrosis. This is the only way theNew York State Department of EnvironmentalConservation says the virus can be eradicated.This virus does not affect people. Anglers can stillfish for brook, brown and rainbow trout in theConnetquot River. There are conservation and fish-ing groups for and against this decision.

The 2008 Montauk Classic Surf FishingTournament starts at noon today through noonSunday, September 28. Cash and equipment prizeswill be awarded for the five largest bluefish andstriped bass hooked and landed from the beach,surf, jetty, bank or pier from the western top ofNapeague State Park to the tip of Montauk. Theentry fee is $15. Call 631-321-3510 for applicationsand additional information.

The fall boat shows are starting. The largest onLong Island, Tobay Beach In-Water Boat Show, is

this weekend and next Friday through Sunday. TheTobay Beach Marina is on Ocean Parkway, fourmiles east of the Jones Beach Tower. Admission is$10 for adults, $8 for seniors and no charge for chil-dren 12 and under. More than 500 boats will be ondisplay and there’s a large tent featuring marineelectronics and accessories. For more information,call 631-691-7050.

Boat owners and prospective owners are remind-ed marine gasoline that is 10 percent ethanol (E-10) is damaging to fiberglass fuel tanks. The stateof Oregon recently passed legislation mandatinggasoline sold for use in boats, aircraft, ATVs, powertools and classic cars will be exempt from contain-ing ethanol starting January 1, 2009. We hopeother states will follow Oregon’s legislation.

The local fishing scene is good. Surf fishingslowed up a bit last weekend, but the Montaukcharter and party boat anglers did very well. TheLazy Bones brought in striped bass up to 20pounds, and the Flying Cloud had stripers, blue-fish, porgies and sea bass. Mike Ambrose, ofSouthampton, on the Flying Cloud, reeled in a 32-inch striped bass caught with clams while fishingfor porgies on light tackle – quite a feat! The Vikingfleet’s clients brought in a load of porgies and seabass last weekend. Chris Bruckman, on theElizabeth, caught a striped bass of 42 pounds, andthe charter boat Breakaway had a 117-pound tunalast Sunday.

Harvey Bennett, of Amagansett’s Tackle Shop,tells us a client brought in two keeper-sized stripedbass caught in the ocean surf in Napeague near theWhite Sands Motel. Ken Morse, of Tight LinesTackle, Sag Harbor, reports the cut from MecoxBay to the ocean is still open at the beginning ofthe week, and anglers catching false albacore inShinnecock using tins and teasers.

Linda, at Jamesport Bait and Tackle, reportsgood porgy fishing in the Peconics and Long IslandSound, and kingfish showing up in the Peconicbays. Striped bass are biting on eels at Plum Gut.The Orient Star, fishing the ebbtide at the Gut,brought in large porgies. Continuing on toGardiner’s Island, their clients caught many largeblues in the 10 to 12 pound range, with one of 13pounds.

Scott, at East End Bait and Tackle, HamptonBays, says clam chummers are catching stripedbass while anchored up at the Ponquogue Bridge,and some keeper-sized stripers are being caught inthe Shinnecock Bay inlet using live eels, bunkerand sand worms. Capt. Don Kaye, a Shinnecockguide, tells us while fishing in the ocean outsideShinnecock last Sunday, he observed about “fivemiles of bait pods with bluefish, bonita and, later,false albacore churning the surface to a froth.” Hisclients had lots of hook-ups on both light spin tack-le lures as well as flies.

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TAKE A HIKE By Ken Kindler

Boat Shows, Fishing Tournaments and Bait PodsGo Fish By Rich Firstenberg


This hike begins at the Montauk Recycling Center,one and a half miles west of downtown Montauk, offMontauk Highway. It ends at Third House, TheodoreRoosevelt County Park, approximately three mileseast of Montauk Village. During the summer thistrail has often been overgrown; it is cleared in fall orwinter. When I mentioned to Bill Nicholas, V.P. forTrails Maintenance of the East Hampton TrailsPreservation Society, that I would be describing thissection of the Paumanok Path (PP) for my next Dan’sPapers column, the crew organized a special workouting to transform this area from a forbidding jun-gle to a user-friendly trail. The EHTPS crew meetsevery Tuesday morning; about a dozen people pre-

pare the trails for upcoming hikes every week. Theyare a very effective trail crew, but also a realistic one;they readily admit that they cannot keep up with allthe trail work that needs to be done. If you would liketo participate in these outings or if you have anyother questions about EHTPS, your e-mail [email protected] will receive a quick response.

On the north side of Montauk Highway, just afterentering the Recycling Center driveway, the trailbegins directly across from the parking area. Thistrail is not part of the PP so it’s not marked withwhite rectangular blazes. It is very easy to followthough, and within two-tenths of a mile, it intersectswith the blazed trail. When you first see the whiterectangular blazes of the PP, bear right to head east.The first “road” you cross is in fact the SuffolkCounty Water Authority driveway. The facility has achain-link fence perimeter north of the trail. The firstactual road you cross is Upland Road; where it cross-es, the trail continues offset a little to the right.

Watch for flexi-stakes withthe white Paumanok Pathblazes on either side of So.Delphi, So. Delray, andSecond House Roads to leadyou across these roads. ThePP takes you across SecondHouse Road, into Kirk Parkalong the edge of Fort Pond.There is no blazing here.Follow the trail that runsbetween the wetlands and aholly tree with a bench infront of it. Approaching theVillage of Montauk, andMontauk Highway, there is a blaze on a tree and thena left turn blaze on a post and rail fence, leading tothe sidewalk along the highway. The trail exits thepark by a kiosk that designates the Paumanok Pathas the Paumonok Trail. Follow the blazes along thesidewalk; they are painted on utility poles and trees.Turn left onto Emory, right onto Euclid, and then leftonto South Embassy. There are public restrooms atthe corner of South Embassy and Euclid Ave. Turnright onto So. Erie Avenue, pass more restrooms andthe N.Y. State D.E.C. Fort Pond Fishing Access Site.You’ll pass public parking left of a soccer field at thecorner of So. Erie and Edgemere Rd. Follow blazesthat are painted on utility poles. Cross over So.Edgemere. There is more public parking along theHenry (“Hank”) Zebrowski Memorial Field; hereyou’ll pass more restrooms. Follow the blazes on util-ity poles leading upslope behind a baseball backstop,then a left turn blaze on a hockey enclosure. Cross

Essex Street and walk onplanking over wetlands.

The trail branches off tothe right towards theMontauk Library. Instead,continue straight ahead. Thenext section of trail cutsthrough a lovely copse ofiron wood and shad. Severalsmall bridges span streams.Cross over South Fox Street;from here, if you cross thehighway, a short distanceeast is the ShadmoorPreserve parking area.

Boardwalks and bridges help in traversing the wet-lands running alongside the parkway. Here, the trailis mainly on the LIPA Right of Way (ROW); theblazes are on utility poles. Cross West Lake Drive;Rita’s Stables are to the left. In two places, flexi-stakes lead you on short excursions away from theLIPA ROW.

At Old West Lake Drive, the water from CraneCreek moves the trail along the road shoulder (stepover the guardrail). Cross a redstone driveway, thenSouth Lake Drive, and East Lake Drive. Many smallbridges attest to the presence of wetlands. A left turntakes you across a wide bridge towards Third House.Follow the mostly unblazed trail to the left along theperimeter of a meadow’s edge, north to a fence. Thetrail runs between the fence and cabins, and thenturns left through a gate. The parking area for ThirdHouse is to the right.

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Truth: These little suckers (I always did thinkthey looked like brains) are a tremendous source ofomega-3 fatty acids, believed to help reduce heartdisease, stroke, diabetes, cancer, high blood pressure,arthritis, and more. Because omega-3s are highlyconcentrated in the brain they play an essential rolein brain function, especially memory, performance,

and behavioral function.Claim: “Kidney beans

actually heal and helpmaintain kidney functionand yes, look exactly likethe human kidneys.”

Truth: Okay, so theyare actually named fortheir resemblance to thekidney. Or is it the otherway around? This is likethe chicken or the egg.Anyway, this is a toughone because although kid-ney beans are a super food

– they have loads of fiber, protein, potassium, folate,Vitamin B-6, zinc, iron, and more, if you have anysigns of kidney failure, beware. The National KidneyFoundation warns in early signs of kidney failure tolimit the intake of foods high in phosphorus, namingkidney beans specifically.

The e-mail blast included several other interestingobservations. Here are some others I’ll leave for yourown musing: “Avocadoes target the health and func-tion of the female cervix (huh?). Olives assist thehealth and function of the ovaries. Grapefruits andoranges look just like the mammary glands (amongother things) of the female and actually assist thehealth of the breasts. Figs are full of seeds and hangin twos when they grow (what a visual!). Figsincrease the motility of male sperm.”

I’m sure you’ll never look at a banana the sameway again.

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By T.J. ClementeMarriage is a very special event in one’s life. It

only seems natural that a very special event shouldtake place in an equally special place likeMontauk. Each year, hundreds of couples tie theknot at the variety of prime establishmentsMontauk has for weddings. Brides and grooms,along with wedding parties, are seen allover Montauk taking wonderful wedding pictures.The beaches, sunsets, dunes, natural beauty, plusthe cache of Montauk itself seem to draw couples tothe village. The magic is always in the air inMontauk. A wedding only adds to the enormouselectricity so many feel when they roll into town.

Gurney’s Inn, on Old Montauk Highway, isfamous for its beach weddings. It has a wonderfulspa and seasoned kitchen that only adds to theirspacious and scenic layout facing the AtlanticOcean. When your limo tucks into the Gurney’sparking lot up above the Atlantic Ocean, you knowyou have arrived at a prime destination. Weddingsat Gurney’s have a very unique feel to them.Gurney’s Inn is about family. It’s a dream weddinglocation that becomes a reality with world-classpeople who never give less than world-class serv-ice.

The Montauk Yacht Club (MYC), located on StarIsland Road, off West Lake Drive, is yet anotherfavorite for a luxurious wedding. With large char-ter boats available, as well as a historic diningroom, the posh club, with a backdrop of huge, 40-plus foot yachts neatly tucked into their slips,always draws people in. The MYC always deliversthe sizzle to make a wedding feel like it should. Thepeople at the MYC are very capable of sending oneover the top. Featuring great food and service, theyhave a reputation for taking care of the very rich.Miguel David, director of catering, brought me upto the wedding planning conference room, whichhad various types of wedding table settings thatranged from white satin to wonderful blues. Heexplained how their dedicated wedding event plan-ner is world-class and responsive to every question,need and desire the couple may have. There werehundreds of manuals and other information dis-played in the room on tables, as well as fantasti-cally framed photos on the wall of weddings thathad taken place at the MYC to help set the mood.David said the MYC handles about one weddingper week. They can accommodate between 75 and1,000 guests. The beauty of MYC is that everythingcan be done all on the grounds meaning, housingfor guests, with over 107 newly renovated luxuryguest rooms, pre-wedding rehearsal dinners andpost wedding receptions all on the luxuriousgrounds that Carl Fisher, the founder of Montauk,picked out. He ranged the price per person from$139 to their deluxe package at $299.

Crows Nest Inn is another favorite for weddings.The great food and the ambiance of looking out attheir lake only lend to the quaint feeling of privacyand thus makes it a choice location. The sunsetsthere are spectacular and the rented rooms allowdogs. The parking is easy and, being right on Route27, it’s another easy place to find. Their chef has avery loyal following.

Montauk Manor is another sturdy location, withits elegance, history and high ground atmosphere.Walking through the thick walled rooms give some-one about to get married a very safe and securefeeling. The views of Montauk from the hill arebreathtaking. Back in the roaring ‘20s, this was a

very favorite spot for weddings.East by North East is the perfect place for those

who want to be out of the spotlight, but still treat-ed extremely special. The panoramic view of FortPond and it has the capacity to easily handle up to200 people never disappoints. In fact, a weddingthere has a special ambiance that punctuates thetotal Montauk experience. It’s a place where takingthe vows also makes you vow to come back.

The landmarks such as the Montauk lighthouse,the beautiful bluffs with an endless string of pearlslike waves rolling into a shore of the purest sandonly entices one to walk into the water, even in atuxedo, hopefully with shoes off and the pantsrolled up. The wedding dress is pulled up to feel theblessing and cleansing of the mighty salt water of

the great ocean. And there are so many places forguests to stay if they chose to not stay at the inns.For years, many have partied at Montauk bars,waiting to attend someone’s wedding. And whodoesn’t ever want to stop off at The Harvest for adrink and, perhaps, that perfect Montauk fish din-ner? The magic is everywhere in Montauk andalmost everyone comes back.

It’s not the end, but the beginning location of amarried couple’s life. It’s a hamlet rich in traditionand history. After all, with the fishing, dining, golf,tennis, surfing, beaches, nightlife, wildlife, land-marks, the scenic roads and, of course, the sunsets,sunrises and nightly performance of the stars inthe sky, Montauk delivers big time, all the time.

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Alice King – The must-stop shop forall your stationary needs. Invitations,thank you cards and many more specialmementos. Call (631) 537-5115.

Angel Tips – Come get a spa mani-cure and pedicure for your special day!Bring the bridal party and even thegroom. (631) 537-0100.

Atlantis Marine World – An unfor-gettable setting for any special occa-sion. Our displays include the 120,000-gallon Lost City of Atlantis SharkExhibit, the Sand Shark Lagoon water-fall, and the Western hemisphere’slargest all-living Coral Reef exhibit.Located at 431 East Main Street,Riverhead. Call (631) 208-9200 oratlantismarineworld.com.

Baker House 1650 – Hotel, spa andspecial events. Located on breathtakinglawns and gardens. 181 Main StreetStreet, East Hampton. Call (631) 324-4081 or bakerhouse1650.com.

Blue Sage Day Spa – Located in Mattituck onthe North Fork, we opened our doors in November2006. Since then, bridal parties, brides and fami-ly members have experienced special days deliv-ered with relaxation, harmony, beauty and fun.We provide massage therapy, facial treatments,body treatments, waxing, manicures and pedi-cures as well as a private relaxing area. Call (631)298-4244.

Crows Nest Inn – With great food and theambiance of looking out at the lake, this is achoice location. The sunsets are spectacular andtheir catering, tent and rental companies are all-inclusive, which means they can offer you morevalue for your dollar. Locates at 4 Old West LakeDrive, Montauk. Call (631) 668-3700 orcrowsnestrest.com

English Country Antiques – The perfect

place to find that “one-of-a-kind” wed-ding gift. It has 10,000 sq. ft. of Frenchand English country furniture. ECAalso carries Chinese antiques, beds,linens, China, lighting and a largeselection of silver frames and trays.With two locations in Bridgehamptonand Southampton. Call (631) 537-0606.

Gil Ferrer Salon – Look your beston your wedding day at this high-end,talented salon. Hair and make-up forbridal parties as well. Call (631) 537-5805 or (212) 535-3543.

Gurney’s Inn Resort and Spa –What could be more romantic than tocelebrate your wedding day nestled inthe bluffs overlooking the breathtakingwhite sandy beaches and the AtlanticOcean? With an award-winning chef,elegant banquet rooms, Sea Water Spaand Salon De Beaute, Gurney’s Inncompletes the package for a fairytale

wedding. Located at 290 Old Montauk Hwy.Montauk. Call (631) 668-2345 or gurneyswed-dings.com.

The Inn at East Wind – Host your special dayat the largest catering facility on the East End.(631) 929-6585.

The Inn Spot on the Bay – Catering forgroups from 20 to 250. The Shinnecock Bay water-

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By Victoria L. CooperMusic makes the moment right, and in this issue

of Dan’s Papers that makes a nod toward nuptials, itseemed fitting to look at wedding music.

At weddings, having a good band or DJ can liter-ally make or break the reception. You don’t want tohear guests say, “The band was so loud I couldn’thear anyone,” or “I didn’t recognize any of the musicthat DJ played. Am I old?” The ideal music-makershould play a variety of tunes that have your guestson the dance floor, shouting “Encore!”

There are probably as many musical optionsaround as there are fish in the sea, but when youand your partner-to-be come together and select thesoundtrack of your lives, there’s nothing like “yoursong.”

First things first: You must decide if you want aDJ or a band. There are benefits to both — a DJ maybe more cost-effective, while a band offers that mag-ical, live dynamic. There are also cons to both — theDJ could get a little too creative with his remix of“Love Me Tender” by Elvis Presley, and the bandcould have an off-night and morph into the Montaukversion of Adam Sandler in “The Wedding Singer.”It’s critical to do your homework. Your researchadventure will most likely start off in the experien-tial, word-of-mouth phase — “What’s the name ofthe band that played at Tyler’s wedding?” or via arecommendation list by your wedding planner dujour. If neither of these options suffices, you can turnto Google. There are countless websites on whichyou can listen to the music; some artists even havevideos of past performances to help guide your bigdecision.

If you’re planning to have a traditional wedding(rehearsal dinner, religious ceremony, big reception,etc.), you’ve got a lot of playlist-planning ahead ofyou. There are songs for the prelude, procession,bride entrance, interlude, recession, postlude, bridalparty entrance to reception, first dance, mother/sondance, father/daughter dance, cake-cutting and lastdance. So whether it’s the rhythm and melody of theunity candle lighting or the pitch of the just-smeared-on-my-nose cake cut, know your options.

Music is a great way to reveal to guests you andyour partner’s unique love story. My newly marriedsister, Catherine Alexander, chose two songs: “Intothe Mystic” by Van Morrison and “Truly” by LionelRichie. She explained, “My husband, JasonAlexander, is a yacht captain, and I am an elemen-tary school teacher. These songs meant somethingspecial to both of us. ‘Into the Mystic’ was about ourmystical love and ‘Truly’ was about our commit-ment.” These songs were performed by one of theTri-State area’s most sought-after wedding bands,The Times Square Orchestra. They are a nine-pieceorchestra complete with three-piece horn section,full percussion and seven lead vocalists that cover

all styles of music.Musical variety at a wedding can range anywhere

from classical to classic rock, and some shindigseven pump the electronic tunes. Here’s a list of someof the fall’s most popular wedding songs, in no par-ticular order.

For coming down the aisle:“Canon in D” — Pachelbel“The Four Seasons” — Handel“Romeo and Juliet Love Theme” — TchaikovskyFor the first dance:

“Unforgettable” — Nat King Cole“The Way You Look Tonight” — Frank Sinatra“I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing” — Aerosmith“You’re My First, My Last, My Everything” —

Barry WhiteFor the reception:“White Wedding” — Billy Idol“September” — Earth, Wind and Fire“Do Ya Think I’m Sexy?” — Rod Stewart“Summer Wind” — Frank Sinatra“At Last” — Etta James

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Job’s Lane Jewelers – Here you will find acomplete line of bridal jewelry in white gold andplatinum. All sizing and custom work is done onpremises using the latest technology of laserwelding. Located at 18 Windmill Lane, Suite B,Southampton. Call (631) 283-2841.

Lee Jewelers – Try something different – orig-inal designs of wedding rings, engagement ringsand necklaces and earrings for your bridal outfit.Located at 42 Main St., Sag Harbor. Call (631)725-7226.

Loaves and Fishes Cookshop – In-store giftregistry. Whether you are planning your lifetogether, creating a new home or celebrating aspecial day, we can help you gather together awish list that allows your guests to give a giftthat speaks of you. Located at 2422 MontaukHwy., Bridgehampton. Call (631) 537-6066 orlandfcookshop.com.

London Jewelers – Our highly skilled jewel-ers can accommodate every request, whether it isa simple jewelry repair or custom designed piecemade especially for you. Located at 2 MainStreet, East Hampton and 47 Main Street,Southampton. Visit londonjewelers.com.

The Montauk Yacht Club Resort & Marina– Located off of West Lake Drive, this is just theplace for a luxurious wedding. With luxuryyachts, a historic dining room and our new wed-ding showroom, the Montauk Yacht Club deliversthe sizzle to make a wedding feel just right.Located at 32 Star Island Road, Montauk. Call(631) 668-3100.

Peconic Baking Company – For some of themost phenomenal wedding cake designs andtastes. Located in the Riverhead Café, 303Osborne Avenue, Riverhead. Visit peconicbaking-company.com or call (631) 591-2931

Plaza Flowers – Located in bothSouthampton and New York City, Plaza Flowersis pleased to announce full wedding and eventservices on the East End. Space is available forparties and we offer a full range of rentals, linens,lighting and, of course, flowers. Please call ConniePlaissay to schedule a meeting at (631) 283-6452or (212) 472-7565.

Saks Fifth Avenue – Offering make-up con-sultations for brides-to-be and their bridal party.To make an appointment with a makeup artistfrom Chanel, Trish McEvoy, Laura Mercier, BobbiBrown, Esteé Lauder or Sisley. Call (631) 2833500.

The Southampton Inn – The East End has anew venue for “destination wedding,” theSouthampton Inn. With 90 guest rooms, lusciouslawns and gardens, traditional ballroom and afour-star chef, staying at the Southampton Inn islike providing a 90-bedroom home for family andfriends. Located at 91 Hill Street, Southampton.Call (631) 283.6500 or visit southamptoninn.com.

Trumpets on the Vine – The elegance of awaterfront estate, a superb menu and attentiveservice will make your affair truly memorable.Accommodating up to 119 guests for weddings,private parties and corporate affairs. Located at56 South Bay Avenue, Eastport. Call (631) 325-2900 or visit trumpetsatthegate.com.

Woodbury Country Club – A Caribbean wed-ding in New York? Woodbury Country Club canprovide an exciting tropical setting on their 18-acre property. The Woodbury Country Club alsodoes traditional weddings, and their main ball-rooms can accommodate from 125 to 350 guests.Located at 884 Jericho Turnpike, Woodbury. Call(516) 692-6200.

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I had been looking forward to harvesting my kalethis fall. It’s a wonderful deep blue green, leafy veg-etable, high in vitamins A and C, that’s also a goodsource of iron and folic acid. It tastes better thanspinach or cabbage, in my opinion, although I supposethat depends on how you cook it. A friend gave me afantastic recipe for kale barley soup that has a chick-en broth base and can be made very quickly.Unfortunately, I think I’m going to be buying my kaleat the farm stand.

This is a big disappointment, because it was doingso well up until about two weeks ago. I began to seesmall holes in the leaves and figured that a few slugshad crawled through. What a mistake. I should havetaken a closer look! Someone once told me that thosekinds of diagnoses in the horticultural world are called6’ disease. Because instead of actually getting in closeand taking a good look, flipping over the leaves, get-ting out a magnifying glass and doing some referencework to actually determine the problem, I stood back,took a quick look and guessed. This was not the rightapproach, because after a week, the kale becameskeletonized. There isn’t even a lacy leaf left, just thecentral ribs. And down below on the stonework theyonce hung over, I found the evidence of a caterpillar.

A caterpillar? Well, at first that’s what I thought,before I moved through the garden. I found threegreen, black and white striped caterpillars who musthave been born mid-summer. We had sprayed BT ear-lier in the year to protect the oaks from the oak wormcanker, so I’m guessing, but I do believe that thesepests would not have survived that treatment and sohatched much later in the growing season. I put themin my bug house with a few kale leaf bits but thenafter I found the rest of the kale absolutely decimatedI began to wonder, do I really need to find out if thesecaterpillars turn into beautiful butterflies or justanother brown moth? Do I need to take them up toDan Gilrhein at Cornell Cooperative Extension inRiverhead? Or should I just look it up on the Internet?Why bother satisfying my curiosity about them whenit’s evident that I need to get rid of them? Well, themore I know about an insect pest the better I can pre-pare a preventative defense against it. I have a book-shelf full of Peterson guides – maybe there’s onespecifically for caterpillars, pupae and chrysalises.

The burning question for me, though, is this – wheredid this insect come from? The garden was just built

this year. I seeded in the kale and we had BT sprayedearly in the year. So was it just one little moth thatlaid its eggs, neither of which would have been affect-ed by the BT, and then the late season emerging cater-pillars found an unexpected bonanza of food thatallowed them to grow and devour? Did we import theeggs on another plant? Did the dogs bring it in?

I will never know the answer to that question, butsince sanitation is the best defense, all garden debristhis year will be take away. I need to get rid of all theremaining kale stalks and anything else I find thesecaterpillars on. If I discover them on the tomatoes thatare still producing I will just squish ‘em, I suppose. Butthere are far too many to use this as a first line ofdefense. I am definitely not interested in sprayinganything on the food I eat. So next year I will do a lit-tle crop rotation, this fall I will turn over the soil, andnext year I will keep a much closer eye on everything.And in the meantime, I’ll investigate this pest and findout about its life cycle, preferred foods and ways tokeep it away in the first place.

For more than 20 years, April Gonzales hasbeen involved in garden design, installation and main-tenance on the East End, as well as specimen plantscouting and site supervision for landscape architects.

What to Do Now:Finish transplanting all perennials and shrubs. The

cool weather this fall will allow everything to settle inand set root. Use a good rooting hormone, like Roots2with iron, Panasea or Neptunes Harvest, to help theprocess along. This will prevent frost heave, a result ofthe freezing and thawing related to our erratic win-ters.

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– 6 p.m. For ages 8-15. At Red Creek Park, 102 OldRiverhead Rd., Hampton Bays. 631-728-8585.

MOVIES AND MUNCHIES – 9/26 – 4 p.m.Spaceballs. For ages 11 and up. Rogers MemorialLibrary, 90 Coopers Farm Rd., SH. 631-283-0774.

ART OF PI – 9/27 – 11 a.m. Math baking activi-ty for ages 11 and up. At Rogers Memorial Library,90 Coopers Farm Rd., Southampton. 631-283-0774.

COOKING FOR KIDS – 9/27 – 1 p.m. Ages 5and up. Hampton Library, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015.

RECREATIONAL SOCCER – 9/27 through 11/8– For ages 5-14. Red Creek Park, north soccer field,102 Riverhead Rd., Hamp. Bays. 631-728-8585 toregister.

MAYHEM POETS – 9/28 – 1 p.m. At Bay StreetTheatre, Long Wharf, Sag Harbor. 631-725-9500.

BANNED BOOK WEEK – 9/28-10/4 – JohnJermain Memorial Library, 201 Main St., SagHarbor. 631-725-0049.

ONGOINGGOAT ON A BOAT – Goatonaboat.org. Puppet

Play Groups for children under 3 on Mon., Thurs. andFri. at 9:30 a.m. Tot Art for children 2-4 on Mondayand Friday at 10:30 a.m., Rte. 114 and East UnionSt., Sag Harbor. 631-725-4193.

LIL COWPOKES PONY CLUB – EverySaturday from 10 a.m.-2 p.m. for ages 3 and up.Learn about animals and how to ride a pony.Amaryllis Farm Equine Rescue, 93 Merchants Path,SH. 631-537-7335.

ART BARGE – Open Monday-Friday, 9 a.m.-4p.m. Offers weekly children’s studio programs.Theartbarge.com.

COOL MOVES! THE ARTISTRY OF MOTION– An interactive arts-and-science exhibit. Also on dis-

play, through December 1, “Go Green.” At theChildren’s Museum of the East End, 376Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike,Bridgehampton. 631-537-8250.

KIDS KARAOKE – Every Saturday and Sunday,5-7 p.m. At Regulars Music Caféé, 1271 North SeaRd., Southampton. 631-287-2900.

DRIBBL – Basketball programs for kids. Dribbleat the Beach for boys/girls grades K-5 every Sun., 9-10:20 a.m., at the SH Town Recreation Center.Sysinc.org.

AFTER SCHOOL ART –The Parrish ArtMuseum, SH. 631-283-2118, ext. 40, orparrishart.org.

MOMMY AND ME – Every Fri., 10-11:30 a.m. forpre-schoolers and their parents/caregivers. MontaukLibrary, Montauk Highway, Mtk. 631-324-4947.

MUSIC TOGETHER BY THE DUNES – Music/movement program for infants–5-year-olds and par-ents/caregivers. Every Mon. and Tues. morning atthe Dance Centre of the Hamptons in WesthamptonBeach; every Thurs. morning at the SouthamptonCultural Center; every Friday morning at SYS onMajors Path in Southampton. 631-764-4180.

EARLY CHILDHOOD CLASSES – For ages 8months to 4 years. Begins Sept. 22. Children’sMuseum of the East End. cmee.org for more info.

YOUTH ADVISORY COMMITTEE – Sponsoredby the Town of Southampton Youth Bureau to givekids a voice in town government. Call 631-702-2425.

MANGA CLUB – Fridays, 3:30 pm. John JermainLibrary, 201 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-0049.

WORDY WEDNESDAYS – 5 p.m. Play Scrabble,Word Sweep and Outburst. For ages 10 and up. AtThe Hampton Library, 2478 Main St.,Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015.

Send all events for the kids’ calendar [email protected] by Friday at noon.

It used to be that, if you lived on the East End, youschlepped your kids to the city for “culcha.” If youlived in the city, you gave the kids a good dose of itthere before coming out to the Hamptons to enjoy“naycha.”

But in the last several years, there have beenincredible developments within the realm of chil-dren’s theatre and performances in the Hamptons.City dwellers can enjoy the convenience (and lowerticket prices) of East End venues, and we East Endresidents can take a leisurely, relatively short, gas-frugal drive to another Hampton to see first rateproductions at places like The Children’s Museum ofthe East End (CMEE), Bay Street Theatre, GatewayPlayhouse and the Westhampton Beach PerformingArts Center. These venues offer a wide range of pro-ductions and shows, mostly one or two performancesby professional groups that travel throughout thearea, if not the country or the world, catering to agegroups from K-12.

This Sunday, there’s a very cool, unusual, highenergy show for the older kids (8 and up), as BayStreet Theater kicks off its fall KidStreet Series. TheMayhem Poets is an outrageously entertaining trio ofSlam Poets, who blend verse that is jam packed withsocial-minded issues, with mind-boggling hip-hoprhythms. The group has performed in venues fromBroadway to Ireland, from stages to schools – lastyear, they did a run at the New Victory Theater on

42nd Street. While they may look like bad boyhomies, they are artsy nerds in disguise. According toThe New York Times, “Their only weapon is words,specifically the snappy, streetwise art known as slampoetry. And they deploy it brilliantly.”

The name of the game for the Mayhem Poets is lan-guage and word play. They’ll start with one word orsentence, then morph it in the most unexpected andamusing ways. Call it tongue twisters for the youngbrain. It’s an improvisational approach that expandsa child’s concept of the written and spoken word in cre-

ative, unrestrictive ways. The Poets, who met as stu-dents at Rutgers, use dynamic theatrical techniques,and rely on audience participation. They bring volun-teers onstage, and show them how, word by word oreven action by action, a line of people can create apoem. It is, according to the Times, “an amazing ride.”

The three poets include Mason Granger, KyleSutton, and Scott Tarazevits. Granger’s intelligentyet accessible style has been called “pure, unmitigat-ed genius.” Always mindful to keep the fun in poetry,Granger seamlessly blends whimsy with social com-mentary to produce his own brand of poetry.

Kyle Sutton has led writing and performanceworkshops around the globe. His smooth flowing,hard-hitting hip-hop style and dynamic theatricalpresence make him a big hit with children andadult audiences. Scott Tarazevits thinks in rhyme.His unique brand of humor mixed with an acerbic

wit of Weird Al wordplay elicits enthusiastic audi-ence response.

In addition to their shows, the Poets often conductworkshops at schools for students in conjunctionwith performances. Their love of the spoken andwritten word brought them together. And thisSunday, they’ll share that passion to inspire youngwriters and poets lucky enough to take part in theshow at Bay Street.

Mayhem Poets, Sunday, September 28, 1 pm, BayStreet Theatre. baystreet.org, or 725-9500.

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Come-when-called is a conditionedresponse. Though usually it’s a dogthat’s doing the coming, it’s not exclu-sive to canines. Baby Boy is a maleCanadian goose that has learned torespond to his name and will fly home,land in my lake, swim to shore andwaddle up to my house when I call hisname. Mrs. Baby Boy, as I lovinglyrefer to her, is his “mate for life.” Forthe past two years, they have sharedtheir world with me and I have stoodin the cold and rain biting my lip withworry as I watched the female sit onher eggs, turning them at the appro-priate intervals of time, and pickingup the shredded grass and twigs thatdrifted away from her nest on the edgeof the lake, as Baby Boy maintainedhis position as guard goose, protectingher and the soon to be born goslingsfrom predators that stalked them fromthe nearby woods.

To me, their lives are as precious asthe dogs that share my home. I seethem as parents and babies and siblings that staytogether, take care of each other and eat, swim andenjoy the sun. Once the goslings are born, they willshare the lake with other families of geese. My homeis open to them and hopefully it provides as much ofa safe haven as possible, as it is also home to deer,fox, raccoons, turtles, fish, bats, a multitude of vari-ous species of birds and God only knows what else,

who come in search of food and refuge. Most of themhave the ability to understand that I am not a threat,but instead, someone who will watch over them andthey have more than once left a wounded member onmy doorstep. I remember watching the late MarlinPerkins, in Wild Kingdom, with amazement and a bitof jealousy.

Often, I exchange similar stories with my close

friend Maria Tennariello. Many of youknow Maria for her warm and charis-matic personality and social grace, hercontributions to Dan’s Papers and herinvolvement and devotion to manyorganizations and events in theHamptons. Maria also shares a part ofher life caring for the delicate innocentdeer in the photo. Badly injured andunable to use her left front leg, the deerhas found comfort and safety within theconfines of Maria’s property and hasbecome one of the not so wild, wildlifeguests that regularly come to dinner ather house. The deer has actuallybecome trusting enough to allowMaria’s daughter, Michelle, to hand feedher.

It is Maria who inspired me to writethis column. I do it with hope that, eventhough our wildlife is usually out ofsight, it will not always be out of mind.If I can heighten the awareness of just ahandful of readers, and you slow downjust a little when the geese are crossing

Montauk Highway, or have a little more tolerance forthe deer who may be foraging in your garden, thenI’ve accomplished what I set out to do when I satdown at my computer and began to type.

Question: If all dogs go to puppy heaven, wheredoes the wildlife go? Is there a special place for them?

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By David Lion RattinerThe North Fork is arguably one of the most beau-

tiful places in the world. It has an old-town countryfeel, but also offers large bay areas, protected wet-lands, farm stands, shops and of course, endlesswineries. It’s a very magical place. From Greenport’sfishing village feel to Southold’s wine country, get-ting married on the North Fork is a great option foranybody who is looking to experience the perfectwedding. Everything, from the perfect caterer to theperfect venue is available here and those that havechosen the North Fork as their premier weddinglocation never regret it.

THE INN AT EAST WINDTalk about a gorgeous place that is right out of a

fairy tale, The Inn at East Wind is a very large, veryluxurious wedding location that offers top levelservice, including award winning chefs, a fully inte-grated spa, first class treatment and endless spacefor you and your guest. Having a wedding at TheInn at East Wind is like living a dream. The groundsare perfectly manicured and the service is the defi-nition of first class. Located in Wading River, youcan contact them by calling 631-929-3500.

GIORGIO’S AT FOX HILLThis outstanding wedding location in Baiting

Hollow has been family owned for decades. Thegrounds are located at the Fox Hill Country Club

with unbelievable water views, a firstclass golf course and their signature gar-den and terrace that makes for absolute-ly fabulous ceromonies. Giorgio’s offers afirst class staff and in 2007 they wereawarded “The Knot” wedding magazineBest Of Weddings Award. You can contactGiorgio’s Restaurant by calling 631-727-6076.

VINEYARDSWant a wedding at a vineyard? You

have come to the right place. All of thewineries on the North Fork offer weddingvenues and picking out the one you want is the bestpart of your wedding venue search because you getto go on a winery tour. The North Fork offers a fewdozen vineyards for you to choose from for you wed-ding that include Bedell Cellars, Castello DiBorghese, Corey Creek Vineyards, Duck WalkNorth, Martha Clara, Lenz Winery, Pindar and oth-ers. Some vineyards offer 500 acres of land, othersoffer 40 acres, all of them however, offer a big oppor-tunity to have one very special wedding with yourfriends and family. You can check out all of theNorth Fork vineyards by visiting www.danshamp-tons.com, clicking on the “Insider Guide” tab andthen clicking on the “wineries” link.


Need a wedding cake? Well check outJundas Pastry Shop in Jamesport whooffer insanely delicious wedding cakes.Known as the “Happy Bakers” of LongIsland (contact number 631-722-4999)you will not be dissappointed. You canalso call the Peconic Baking Company inRiverhead. I don’t know how they do it,but this place offers simply marvelouscake creations (631-591-2931).Restaurants are endless on the NorthFork, and the rich food is due to the largeamount of farming just steps away. The

Soundview Restaurant offers lovely wedding servic-es, but you can explore others by visiting www.dan-shamptons.com and clicking on the “Insider Guide”tab and exploring the listings of North Fork restau-rants. If you are looking for a Spa, check out theBlue Sage Day Spa in Mattituck (631-298-4244) orthe Luna Mesa Day Spa in Aquebogue (631-722-5215). Feel like golfing or having a wedding on thecourse? Call Swan Lake Golf Course for absolutelyamazing grounds and a wedding service that isimpeccable (631-369-1818).

On the North Fork, you have a lot of options whenit comes to your wedding, do not make your decisionuntil you consider the North Fork as your venue foryour special day.

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By David Lion RattinerSummer may be over, but fall is pure fun on the

North Fork. There is probably no other place onearth that takes fall so seriously. The North Forkoffers a seemingly endless amount of festivals andcelebrations revolved around this wonderful time ofyear.

What makes fall festivals on the North Fork sofun? Community spirit is the answer. Everybody onthe North Fork takes community extremely seri-ously and they are very serious about all gettingtogether and enjoying each others company. At afall festival there is always plenty of hot chocolateand apple cider to go around.

Families with young children who love headingdown to play outside come out in droves to hit thefall festivals, as well as families from all over LongIsland who want to get their face painted and enjoyoutdoor activities. Parents also like to pretend theyare kids too!

One of the most interesting festivals is the LongIsland Garlic Festival which takes place at TheGarden of Eve Organic Farm in Riverhead. The fes-tival is all about garlic and runs from September 27to 28. Your kids can enjoy garlic popcorn, garlic icecream (it’s delicious) pony rides, a petting zoo, livemusic and endless smiles. There is also a great gar-lic cook-off where you can bring a garlic dish of yourchoice to enter.

Also in Riverhead is the Hallockville MuseumFarm Fall Festival and Craft Show. This place canfeel like the happiest place in the world during theirfestival. There will be plenty of tractor pulls, games

and basket weaving that will win your kids over, allset at this well run family farm. This is taking placeOctober 4 and 5 and is located in Riverhead.

The Aquebogue Parent Teacher Organization ishosting its seventeenth annual Fall Craft FairSeptember 27 on the grounds of Aquebogue School.If you are looking for a great raffle game, this is theplace to be.

In Wading River at Wildwood State park youhave a fall festival taking place on September 27that includes a famous pie-eating contest. Go hun-gry and learn about how to help protect the envi-ronment.

Fall festivals on the North Fork really set theNorth Fork apart from other areas of Long Islandbecause there is so much to do and so many peopleshow up to them. Fall festivals on the North Forkhave been known to draw thousands of people, all ofthem smiling ear to ear and developing a communi-ty bond that is very special. Check out the NFcalandar on page 54 for more details.

Plenty of teenagers enjoy going to them to gettogether. Young couples also enjoy going to NorthFork fall festivals and of course, there isn’t really abetter date to go on in the world then to take a dateto a North Fork fall festival for a good time.

So stop being lazy and head on out with yourfriends and family to a North Fork fall festival. Allof them benefit worthy causes and all of them offera great, family oriented experience that cannot bebeat. This is what the fall is about on the NorthFork! Don’t miss out on having more fun than youcan possibly imagine in a potato sack race.

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If you’ve visited wine country overthe past couple of weeks, you’ve proba-bly noticed that the grape harvest sea-son has begun. So far, wineries aremostly “bringing in” grapes that will gointo sparking wine — mostly pinot noirand chardonnay. But, all of the grapesfor still wines will start coming in verysoon, as early as this week.

It’s the busiest time of the year forlocal vineyard managers and winemak-ers, and there is a lot going on. Here arejust some news and notes of thingsgoing on and coming up:

Despite what was until recently ahumid, wet growing season, local pro-ducers are seeing clean, ripe fruit intheir vineyards — even if yields arelower than last year. Rich Pisacano,owner of Roanoke Vineyards and along-time grape grower, told me in anemail earlier this week that he’d seensome berry analysis numbers that show that “Thingsare moving fast. Merlot is at 21 Brix. Whites are over21 Brix. I am already seeing Cabernet Sauvignon at20 Brix.” Brix is a unit measure for the amount ofsugar in grapes (and other fruit). These are very goodnumbers for this early in the fall. If the weather

stays relatively dry, this could be another great yearfor Long Island wine — the third in four years.

Robert Parker’s The Wine Advocate recently award-ed several local wines high scores. Three wines fromChanning Daughters Winery, their 2007 PinotGrigio, 2007 Sauvignon Blanc and 2007 Tocai

Friulano received 87-, 89- and 90-pointscores respectively. Roman Roth’s pri-vate label riesling, the 2007 Grapes ofRoth Riesling, scored an 89. The 2005Cabernet Franc from PaumanokVineyards received a 90 and ShinnEstate Vineyards’ 2007 Coalescencerated as an 87-point wine.

Following the successful 2008 Jazzon the Vine program, free jazz perform-ances will again be at the center of the2009 Long Island Winterfest. Theorganizers, which include the LongIsland Wine Council and East End ArtsCouncil, have extended the oncemonth-long event to six weeks for 2009.It will start Saturday, February 14 andrun through Sunday, March 22. SteveBate, executive director of the WineCouncil said “ “We were thrilled withthe results of the 2008 program. Ourparticipating wineries experienced an

increase in sales of between 20 and 200 percent dur-ing this normally slow time of year. The promotionalso exceeded our expectations in drawing new audi-ences from the New York metropolitan area, acrossLong Island and New England.” Check out liwinter-fest.com for more details as they become available.


check out the Southold High School Homecomingfeatures parade from Southold Fire Dept. downMain Street to school, followed by music, activitiesand barbecue. Pregame introductions begin at 6:45p.m. 7 p.m.—Boy’s Soccer Team versus SmithtownChristian. 631-765-5400, ext. 344.

STEINWAY CONCERT- 7 p.m. enjoy BasicallyBaroque farewell Steinway concert Free. 631-477-0660. Floyd Memorial Library, Greenport.

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 27FALL FESTIVAL -10 a.m.-4 p.m.: Seventeenth

annual Fall Craft Fair hosted by Aquebogue ParentTeacher Organization on grounds of AquebogueSchool. Handcrafted items, raffles and food. 631-722-5171. Rain date Sunday, Sept. 28.

OCTOBERFEST- 3-7 p.m. enjoy the AnnualOctoberfest at Knights of Columbus, Depot Lane,Cutchogue; family-style German food, beer, liveentertainment and dancing. Advance tickets only,$35 per person. Call Heidi at 631-765-1180.

FALL FESTIVAL- Noon-4 p.m. enjoy theSouthold PTA Fall Festival at Elementary Schoolplayground, Oaklawn Avenue. Chinese auction.Rain date Sunday, Sept. 28. 631-765-6963,[email protected].

HURRICANE HISTORY- 2:30-5:30 p.m. checkout a program about the ‘38 Hurricane, Its Historyand Lessons Learned’ sponsored by East MarionCommunity Association at Poquatuck Hall, Orient,in commemoration of 70th anniversary of 1938Hurricane. Photos, film clips and speakers; hors d’oeuvres and beverages available. Call 631-477-0445.

LIVE ORCHESTRA- 8 p.m. the Radio Nightswith The South Shore Syncopators features a 10-piece orchestra, 5 singers, radio announcer, jinglesand commercials in celebration of 1920’s-1930’s. AtPeconic Landing, Greenport, in auditorium. Free;

RSVP: 631-477-3800GARLIC FESTIVAL- 10 a.m.-6 p.m. the fifth

annual Long Island Garlic Festival at Garden ofEve Organic Farm, Riverhead celebrates “garli-ciana,” and features garlic-inspired foods includinggarlic ice cream and garlic popcorn, arts, crafts,pony rides, petting zoo, live music by Terry WinchellBand and more. Great garlic cook-off Saturday at2:30 p.m. Bring hot or cold dish to enter. 631-523-6608.

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 28CHAMPAGNE BRUNCH- 10 a.m.-1 p.m. enjoy a

champagne Brunch hosted by VFW LadiesAuxiliary, Riverhead, at VFW Post 2476 on ParkwayStreet. Mimosas/orange juice, scrambled eggs,bacon, sausage and home fries. Adults, $9; childrenunder 8, $5. Tickets available at Post canteen or call631-722-4230, 631-727-8966.

GARLIC FESTIVAL- 10 a.m.-6 p.m. check outthe fifth annual Long Island Garlic Festival at

Garden of Eve Organic Farm, Riverhead celebrates“garliciana,” and features garlic-inspired foodsincluding garlic ice cream and garlic popcorn, arts,crafts, pony rides, petting zoo, live music by TerryWinchell Band and more. Portion of proceeds bene-fits Northeast Organic Farming Association (NOFA-NY). 631-523-6608.


June 21 through December 20,the third Saturday ofthe month, Greenport’s galleries will open theirdoors between 6-9 pm for an evening of gallery hop-ping. Please join us for gallery talks, and refresh-ments, while viewing the best of what’s happeningin the arts on gallery row. Check out www.green-portgallerywalk.com for more information.

WEIGHT LOSS – The second Tuesday of everymonth, Dr. Russ L’HommeDieuholds a free weightmanagement lecture. 888-446-7764.

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By Phyllis LombardiIt has been over for several weeks now. Enough

time for us to reevaluate our chances of becomingan Olympic gold medalist. If an occasional jelly-fish scares us off, we’ll probably not give gold-swimmer Michael Phelps any competition. And ifwe don’t like sand between our toes, gold-beach-volleyball winners Misty May-Treanor and KerriWalsh don’t have to worry.

But there are lots of people who are prettydarned active on the North Fork. Perhaps they’redreaming Olympics as they walk, run, and bikeour roads. And how about the hundreds of NorthForkers who work out in gyms on a daily basis?Surely there are gold medalists among them.

Let’s just check out one of those gyms and a fewNorth Fork athletes. Does ELIH Physical Therapyand Fitness in Southold train any futureOlympians? Quite possibly. And don’t concernyourself with the athlete’s age. Every one of themis well beyond 13. Why, some of these muscle-peo-ple haven’t seen 20 in decades.

For example, there’s Frank Roland. Now thisguy won some medals in World War II, but he’sstill working away on the lower body cycle. He’sgoin’ for the gold as he pedals on, day after day.Generally he’s at the gym early in the morning.The rest of the day he stays in shape gardening athis Southold home. Good luck, Frank.

And here’s another Frank at the gym. FrankLiburt of Greenport is wearing dark blue sweat-pants with white stripes down the sides. If I gothim a red sweatshirt, he’d look every inch theU.S.A. gold medalist in treadmill.

Usually Frank sets the treadmill speed on 4.But listen to this (and this is why Frank will grabthe gold). The woman on the treadmill next toFrank’s said she could also manage 4. “OK,” saidFrank. “Then I’m going 4.1.” That’s the NorthFork’s gold-winning spirit.

I thought for sure the North Fork had a goldmedalist in the Rev. Lorraine DeArmitt. Pastor ofSouthold United Methodist Church, Lorraineexcels on the elliptical machine. She, too, comes tothe gym early and except when she stops to chator take a drink of water, Lorraine works hard. Imean she works up a sweat.

But lately Lorraine’s attendance has been spo-radic. That’s not good if you want to be a medalist.Consistency is what counts. At least that’s whatthey said on the TV when I tuned in Beijing.

So where has Lorraine been? Well, she’s got avalid excuse for non-attendance. “I’ve been chang-ing diapers for two weeks,” she said. It seemsLorraine is a grandma again. This time littleGwen is demanding attention and that’s fine withLorraine. But get back to the gym soon, grandma.

The U.S. is counting on you.The U.S. is counting on Paul Connor III,

too. A tall, slim guy who comes to the gymfrequently, Paul looks like he’d be good forour basketball team. But no. Paul excels atweight lifting. So that’s where his bestchance for a gold medal seems to be.

Paul appears to have a medalist’s self-discipline. He comes to the gym ready for aworkout but over one arm he carries a suitand tie. After his workout, there’s a shower,a change of clothes and then this Mattituckathlete is ready for work at Eastern LongIsland Hospital in Greenport. Paul’s noslouch, I’ll say that. Gotta move if you wanta medal.

I’ll insert here, modestly, that I’m pretty goodwhen it comes to pitching various-sized balls to atilted trampoline. Those balls usually come rightback to me. True, my right arm has moreendurance and is more precise than my left, butwith a little more work, who knows. And if I’m nota medalist, then “put me in, coach.” I’m just about

ready for the new Citi Field bullpen.Here’s one more guy for our side. He’s Bill

Moore and he’s a lawyer who hails from Southold.You can tell Bill means business just by the wayhe walks into the gym. Fast, confident, full ofenthusiasm for any machine he confronts. Billgoes from one piece of equipment to another,never losing stride. Decathlon gold, no doubtabout it.

You’ve met them – some workout North Forkfolks. May I make a suggestion? Remember theirnames. Bet you see ’em, straight from London - inall the newspapers in the summer of 2012.

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By Tiffany RazzanoThis weekend, the Bridgehampton Historical

Society will sponsor its 16th annual Sports Car RoadRally and Vintage Car Tour, kicking it off Fridaynight with a special, free viewing of the 1961 car rac-ing flick, The Green Helmet.

The grounds of the Bridgehampton Historical

Society, on Montauk Highway, will be transformedinto an old-fashioned drive-in movie theater. Themovie begins at 7:30 p.m. and free soda and popcornwill be given to anyone who shows up in a vintagecar.

The Road Rally and Tour will be held on Saturday.The Rally is a 95-mile timed competition through the

streets of the South Fork for cars from 1959 andolder. “It’s a timed event,” said John Eilertsen, execu-tive director of the BHHS. “They have to obey thespeed limit and pass through timed checkpoints. Andthey’re penalized if they get to a checkpoint too soonor too late.”

The Tour follows the same course, but isn’t com-petitive, and is open to cars from 1969 or older. “It’sfor people who just want to enjoy their cars for theday,” Eilertsen said.

As for what course the cars will follow, in case youwere planning on trying to catch a glimpse of theseslices of Americana cruising around the East End,well, that’s “top secret” for now, Eilertsen said. Therace route doesn’t get released until the morning ofthe competition to keep any of the drivers from hav-ing an unfair advantage. But, he said, some of thecheckpoints that are used every year are on the map,including the Bridgehampton Club, Main Street inSag Harbor and Jobs Lane in Southampton. “This isa competition,” he said. “We don’t want the drivers toknow where they’re going ahead of time.”

The first car leaves from the BHHS grounds at 10a.m. and the others follow suit in 90-second intervals.The race is split in two halves and the last car shouldmake it back to the grounds any time between 3 and4 p.m., Eilertsen said.

Between the two of them, the Rally and the Tourattracts anywhere from 20 to 45 vintage cars,depending on the weather. And you can sign up forthe event until all the spaces are filled or by 9 a.m.the morning of the race, whichever comes first. Mostof the cars signed up for the race are owned by locals,but the race has also attracted people from as far

16th Annual Road Rally Comes to Bridgehampton

Arts & Entertainment

Judy Carmichael

In ConcertThe musician that critics have

referred to as “astounding, flawless and captivating”

(The New York Times).

Saturday, October 4 8 pm

Columbus Day Weekend!

Celebrity Autobiography:

In their own words“inspired and hilarious” raves the LA Times. Cast to include Bob Balaban, Joy Behar, Rachel Dratch,

Richard Kind and more to come!

Saturday, October 11 8 pm

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By Cindi CookLet it be said that Marion Wohlberg Weiss is

one to mix it up.For the last eight years, the film/art critic has

been the host of the series, “Artists MakeMovies,” at the Pollock-Krasner House andStudy Center in Springs, the now famous formerresidence of Jackson Pollock and Lee Krasner(the Center is formally a part of the StateUniversity at Stony Brook). The larger series,“Artists on Film,” was initiated by Pollock-Krasner House Director Helen Harrison andexpanded by Weiss into the ongoing seriesshown every Friday night in September onSprings Fireplace Road.

The melding of artists and film is meant toforge a connection between two disciplines. “Forthe past two years we’ve had area artists — EricFischl, April Gornik, Ross Bleckner — chosetheir favorites. It gives people an intimate settingand a chance to meet these artists, which is veryexciting for those who don’t normally dwell withinthose circles,” said Weiss. “It’s interesting, and com-bines my love of film and love of art,” she said.

Weiss found the Pollock-Krasner House a specialplace and sought to expand upon the films it alreadyshowed. The venue serves as a better movie housethan an auditorium setting, with viewers finding aspace that holds only a large handful of people (25,max) far more comfortable. “It’s almost like a mini-class, where people can exchange ideas andthoughts,” said Weiss.

This year, the series, entitled “Artists MakeMovies,” featured films and videos created bypainters, photographers and performance artists whohad little or no experience in filmmaking. ThisFriday, September 26, will be the last showing in theseries, artist Christa Maiwald’s Thread Head. Thisparticular piece is a black comedy about Maiwald’s

obsession with embroidery. “It runs her life; she doesit ALL the time — when she is eating, when she isdrifting off to sleep, drinking. All the time,” Weisssaid.

Earlier in the series, audiences saw two award-winning documentaries by photographer GaryBeeber, who had never picked up a film camerabefore. They included Messenger, about the mostfamous NYC bike messenger; and Bally Master, aside show/magician at Coney Island. In her video,performance artist Andrea Cote shot her own per-formance events. which recall Jackson Pollock’s drippaintings. Painter Carol Hunt developed a computeranimation film about her work.

The series have been a labor of love for Weiss, anEast End resident who has spent her life focused onart and film. She confesses to having gone to many a“weird movie” while studying television as a gradu-ate student at NYU. Weiss would wander over to the

Bleeker Street Theater, where she learnedabout French New Wave. “It’s practicallyinformed my whole life, so I decided I wanted toteach it.” Now, Weiss does just that, as anadjunct in the summer at New York University,offering intensives on film theory and criticismto those interested in becoming directors. WhenWeiss was a student at NYU, she was one of justtwo women in that major. Martin Scorsese wasone of her classmates. “He would show us hisfilms. I volunteered to work on one — he want-ed me to do sound — but I couldn’t because Ihad cut my finger right beforehand. I had topress buttons after all!”

That love of film, and admiration for herclassmate, found another direction — in bookform. Martin Scorsese: A Reference and ResourceGuide, is part of a series on well-known direc-tors, which Weiss wrote after penning her dis-

sertation on Scorsese and John Cassavetes, andtheir use of New York as a character in film.

Today, instead of on canvas, Weiss finds, the mov-ing image is the picture that is still telling a thou-sand words. “People have to see movement because itstimulates them,” she said. Weiss marvels at howanyone and everyone can make a movie and put it onthe Internet. Although, as with each wave of technol-ogy-cum-entertainment, that popularity may disap-pear and be replaced by something else more entic-ing. What will be the next popular medium? “It couldgo backwards, perhaps,” Weiss mused. “Maybe you’lleventually be able to watch television on your pen-cil?”

Weiss never ceases to wonder at the power ofimagery and its impact on our senses, our being, onthe whole. “Hopefully, some of those images stay withyou. Films like The Wild Bunch, why do they staywith us? Or why not? It tells us a lot about ourselves,these images; they are so potent.”

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It seems as if most of the crowd exiting the theatreafter Ghost Town finds this movie to be a directdescendant of recent specter fare – such as TheFrighteners, Just Like Heaven and, naturally, Ghost.But, they need to take their references back a tad,even past Cary Grant in Topper, as the true muse ofthis film is certainly A Christmas Carol. While all theaforementioned films feature spirits who help the liv-ing with their love lives, the ghosts in this Town aredoing more than getting the star some romanticaction – they’re helping a modern-day Scrooge real-ize he loves life. And it’s that grizzled guy who reallymakes this story fly.

Enter Ricky Gervais: Brit actor who is a cult herohere in the USA. Known by those familiar with hiswork on the original English version of TV’s “TheOffice” and HBO’s “Extras,” he’s otherwise a facemany might not place. Just keep in mind…English,English – as in English comedy. If recent imports likeHot Fuzz and Shaun of the Dead flummox you withaccented, dry and wry UK wit, best to skip on thisfilm, as Gervais (as dentist Bertram Pincus) makesthis movie a solid choice with homeland mannerismsand comments that American funny folk are rarelycapable of. You might think at first he’s following thelead of Alan Rickman from the recent shiny coinBottle Shock (where Rickman steals the show as anEnglishman who detests our nation’s flatter sensibil-ities), but it’s not Americans Pincus doesn’t like – it’severybody. Why someone who completely hates peo-ple would live in Manhattan is a great question, but,nonetheless, the tooth doc makes every effort to avoidspeaking or even standing close to anyone. But as wewatch the man (who enjoys dentistry mainly becauseit’s a profession that allows him to shut people up

with cotton balls) early on, weknow that this sarcastic, anti-social juggernaut is bound to seethe light, which here is the one atthe end of the line.

Receiving an otherwise com-monplace colonoscopy, Pincusends up dying on the table. He’srevived after seven minutes, butthe near-death experience is onlythe beginning of his brush withthe afterlife, as he comes backwith the ability to see the dead.And if you thought there were alot of living people in New York,well…

As soon as the teeming ghostsof NYC realize Bertram can seethem, they swarm brazenly tohim, as the spirits are all individ-uals who are unable to move onto the afterlife because of theirunresolved personal issues. Oneghost in particular is Frank Herlihy (Greg Kinnear),a studly soul who got 86’ed before he could set thingsstraight with his wife, now the widow Gwen (TeaLeoni – who here is playing the world’s smartest andprettiest Egyptologist). He needs Dr. Pincus to stepup and stop his spouse from remarrying a louse, andgets the dentist aboard by promising to keep all theother formerly living people away for good. And tohold up his end of the bargain, Gervais’ Pincus mustactually attempt to charm Gwen away from her cur-rent relationship. What comes next is no surprise:the angry introvert starts to enjoy his daily jog with

fellow runners in the humanrace.

The device here is a nice touch.While Pincus is able to fend offhis fellow living men and women,the ghosts have nothing to loseand he can’t avoid them as theyforce him to engage, therebyopening his eyes to the wondersof conversation and companion-ship. Take away the humor, andBertram would seem dangerouslyunbalanced (a la A BeautifulMind) – but we know the (shock-ingly good-looking) dead peoplehere are real, and Gervais, whohas always gets a laugh out of hishumor when he plays a crank orcurmudgeon, is perfectly cast inthis film. You can both sincerelybelieve he hates people andsimultaneously wants to likethem, yet doesn’t know how to do

so as he gets a second lease on life courtesy of theghosts of New York City – which in this film also hap-pens to be the true star, as many a shot holds the BigApple in glamorous and wonderful embrace.

Ian Stark is a frequent TV and radio commentatoron the film industry, and consults with private organ-izations on their collections. He is widely published onfilm and other arts/culture topics.

Better Than Expected

Brit-o-phile Splendor

They Love New York!

Performing Arts

By Roy BradbrookWriting this review gives

me no pleasure because ofthe considerable respect Ihave for Paul Allan and hiscolleagues at GatewayPlayhouse, who have givenme so much pleasure overthe past 16 years of watch-ing their Broadway caliberproductions of musicals,both old and new. However,to qualify as a musical, tomy old fashioned mind, theproduction should be musical, have a reasonablebook to weave the story between the songs, effectivechoreography and then have a cast that shows thatit’ s enthused about what it’s doing on stage. Basedon these criteria, this Wedding Singer is terribly flatand off key. What a pity, because in many ways, thishas been one of Gateway’s best ever seasons, includ-ing wonderful productions of Showboat, Beauty andthe Beast and, of course, The Producers.

The Wedding Singer is based on a film starringAdam Sandler and Drew Barrymore and, by allaccounts, this was a good comedy that relied heavilyon the chemistry between the two stars. Well, historyshows that a successful film cannot always be rebornas a successful musical – maybe you have to be a MelBrooks to do this regularly and Matthew Sklar, ChrisBeguelin and Tim Herlihy, who are responsible forthe music, lyrics and book, are certainly not MelBrooks! Similarly, Greg LoBuono, who plays RobbieHart, supposedly the hottest wedding singer in New

Jersey, and Noel Molinelli,who plays Julia, the girlwith whom this tremen-dous chemistry is sup-posed to happen, playtheir roles with such dull-ness and lack of vocalprowess that you can onlywonder where director andchoreographer KeithAndrew was duringrehearsals.

This is a show, where,even if the music style is

not your first choice, the choreography should set thestage on fire with memories of the excesses of the‘80s. All you get though is a tired procession of cari-catured characters in cartoon type costumes hoppingaround with about the same level of terpsichoreandexterity that is regularly shown by most adultmales at weddings – perhaps that was the objective,in which case, they succeed, but it does not make fora fun evening in any respect.

It would be easy to go on and on about the weak-nesses of this show and wondering why it was evenchosen for this year’s schedule, especially when ithad such a mediocre reception on Broadway, where itonly lasted for less than seven months. The bestthing, though, is to continue to be thankful forGateway and all of the very good and classy thingsthey do and to look forward eagerly to the announce-ment of the selections for the 2009 season (please,not The Pirate Queen) and then the opening night ofthe first show in the spring.

Review...Wedding Singer at Gateway

Ghost Town

away as California, who brought their cars toBridgehampton by trailer.

The Car Show, held on Sunday, is open to any carthat might be of interest to automobile aficionados,no matter when it’s from, and, in the past, has drawnas many as 100 cars. Awards are given out at the endof the day in several categories, including Best PaintJob, Best Interior and Best Sports Car. Admission tothe show is $5 and children under 12 are free.

Car racing is a significant part of Bridgehampton’shistory and tradition. Street racing was popular inthe area between 1910-20, then organized by thelocal fire department. Local interest in the sportresumed in the 1940s and 1950s, after World War II.Some cars allegedly went as fast as 100 miles perhour. However, it ended in the ‘50s, after a fatal crashcaused the State legislature to pass a law banningstreet racing. But the Bridgehampton Racewaybrought it back, again, this time in a controlled envi-ronment. The track closed in the early 1990s, whenan influx of people moving to the Hamptons began tobuild more homes out here and didn’t like the noise,Eilertsen said. “But it was a big part of our culture,”he said.

This year’s Rally, Tour and Car Show will also becommemorating the 100th anniversary of HenryFord’s Model T, which is an American icon. TheBHHS has invited several Model T owners to join inthe event. So far, only one is confirmed to be in atten-dance this weekend, a Model T owned by Ed Tuccio,of Riverhead.

All proceeds from the weekend will benefit theBHHS. For more information, go to bridgehampton-rally.org.

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The Hamptons are well known for the transientsegment of the population – those that only spend aspecific season, those who spend weekends and thosewho may be leaving for warmer climes for the betterpart of the year. Many East Enders who leave familybehind and have become, in essence, a family of two.Dinner for two is a ritual that I practice on an almostdaily basis. I look forward to my dinner and eatingwell is high priority resulting in the tasteful recipesbelow.


The salmon is slowly cooked to melting perfectionover a bed of crisped potatoes and served with

piquant herb vinaigrette.Serves 2

1 Idaho potato, about 1 1/4 pounds, peeled and cutinto slices, about 1/8-inch thick

4 1/2 - 5 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oilCoarse (kosher) salt and freshly ground pepper2 tablespoons red wine vinegar1 teaspoon Dijon mustard2-3 tablespoons mixed fresh herbs, sage parsley

and tarragon2 center cut wild salmon fillets, about 6-8 ounces

each, skinned

1. Heat oven to 425 degrees. Film a baking/servingdish, such as terra cotta or porcelain with olive oil.Arrange potato slices in slightly overlapping layers.Drizzle 1 1/2 tablespoons olive oil evenly over thepotatoes and season with salt and pepper. Bakeabout 18- 20 minutes until lightly golden.

2. While potatoes bake, whisk together vinegar,mustard and herbs in a mixing bowl. Slowly whisk in3 tablespoons olive oil, until emulsified. Season withsalt and pepper to taste, and set aside. The potatoesand vinaigrette can be prepared ahead.

3. Before baking, drizzle fillets with olive oil tolightly coat and season with salt and pepper. Preheatoven to 300 degrees. Place fillets over the potatoesskinned side down. Roast for 16-18 minutes untilsalmon feels springy to the touch and slightly pinkwithin. Remove baking dish from the oven. With alarge serving spoon lift individual servings of salmonwith a portion of potatoes onto warm plates. Drizzleeach fillet with a bit of the vinaigrette and serve.


My brief flirtation with Chinese cooking.

1/2 cup sliced dry shitake or Chinese black mush-rooms, reconstituted

2 boneless, skinless chicken breasts cut to about 1- 1 1/2-inch thick chunks

For the seasoning1 teaspoon freshly grated ginger root1/2 teaspoon salt and several grinds fresh pepper1/4 teaspoon sugar1 tablespoon dry sherry or rice wine2 teaspoons light soy sauce1 tablespoon cornstarchCoarsely chopped fresh coriander for garnish

1. Place mushrooms in a small bowl and cover withwarm water. Let stand 15-20 minutes to reconstitute.

2. Place chicken chunks in a bowl and season with

remaining ingredients. Putthe seasoned chicken in ashallow Pyrex pie plate. Withslotted spoon scoop reconsti-tuted mushrooms over theseasoned chicken. Strainmushroom water over thechicken.

3. Place pie plate holdingthe chicken in a wok overbriskly simmering water.Cover the work and steamover medium-high heat about 15-20 minutes untilmeat turns opaque and firm to the touch with chop-sticks. When done, remove from heat and bastemushrooms with pan juices. Garnish with corianderand serve with pan juices spooned over.

ZWIEZELROSTBRATENThis steak for 2 originated in Mayerhofen, Austria

when I had the pleasure of cooking with the personalchef to the President of the country. I’ve made someadjustments in the years since I learned this dish, I

use olive oil to prepare it rather than vegetable oil and butter.

Serves 2

2 rib or club steaks, 3/4-inch thickCoarse (kosher) salt and freshly ground pepper1 tablespoon extra-virgin olive oil2 tablespoons Worcestershire sauceDash Tabasco sauce

For the onions3 tablespoons extra-virgin

olive oil1 large Spanish or

Bermuda onion, thinly slicedCoarse (kosher) saltTomato halves and parsley

sprigs for garnish

1. Place steaks betweensheets of wax paper andpound to 1/2-inch thick.Sprinkle steaks lightly with

salt and pepper, oil, Worcestershire and Tabasco; rub-bing the mixture well into the meat. Marinate aboutan hour.

2. For the onion, heat 2 tablespoons oil in a heavyskillet (I prefer to use the black iron skillet for thisrecipe). When hot, add the onions and saute overmedium-high heat, stirring occasionally, until goldenbrown. Sprinkle with salt to taste, transfer to a sidedish and keep warm.

3. Heat the same skillet the onions cooked in for aminute or two and add the remaining tablespoonolive oil. When the oil shimmers put in the steaksand saute about 3-5 minutes on each side for rare ormedium rare and well seared without and pink with-in. Transfer steaks to warm plates and divide onionsover each one. Garnish with tomato halves and pars-ley sprigs.

Adapted from Silvia Lehrer’s Cooking atCooktique, Doubleday, 1985

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Fresno in East Hampton will continue to servedinner throughout the fall starting at 5:30 p.m. sixnights a week, closing Tuesday. Fresno continues tooffer its 30/30 prix fixe every Monday night inSeptember. The $30 three-course prix fixe includesselections from the regular menu with every bottle ofwine at 30% off. The regular prix fixe will also beoffered Sunday – Thursday all night and Friday andSaturday till 6:30 p.m. The prix fixe is also alwaysavailable at the bar. It includes three-courses for $28per person. For further information call Fresno at(631) 324-8700.

Nick & Toni’s in East Hampton has introduced anew five-course menu celebrating Italy. The menu isoffered Wednesday, Thursday and Sunday all nightstarting October 1. The cost of the menu is $38 perperson and includes a glass of wine from the cele-brated region with the appetizer. The wine selectionis a choice of Aminea Falanghina 2005 white orAminea Aglianico Monsignore 2001 red. The firstregion will be Campania, and the region will changemonthly. Menu items include: housemade mozzarel-la, vine ripened tomatoes and basil; local littleneckclams, toasted bread crumbs and oregano; rigatoniwith cauliflower, anchovy and capers; orata cooked inparchment, red onion, tomato basil, olives andcapers; quail with braised baby artichokes and pre-served lemon; calamari with stuffed eggplantcaponata and braised garden cavalo nero; and lemoncream puffs. The next region for November will beUmbria. Nick & Toni’s is now open Wednesday –

Sunday starting at 6 p.m. For further information orreservations, call Nick & Toni’s at (631) 324-3550.

GRAPPA WINE BAR in Sag Harbor hasannounced new hours for fall. The restaurant willserve dinner from 5 p.m. until 11 p.m. Tuesdaythrough Thursday, until 10:30 p.m. Sunday, and untilmidnight Friday and Saturday. Lunch is servedSaturday and Sunday from 11:30 a.m. to 3 p.m.Grappa Wine Bar will be open year-round. Specialtyitems include paninis, tapas, daily gelatos, grilledpizzetes as well as an extensive list of wines by theglass. For reservations or further information on therestaurant, call GRAPPA WINE BAR at (631) 725-0055.

Celebrate Rosh Hashanah beginning September29 and Yom Kippur beginning October 8 with a gas-tronomic fete prepared by Citarella in Water Milland East Hampton. From first-cut brisket, fine qual-ity seafood (whitefish, pike, carp and pickled herring,nova and lox), delectable prepared foods (stuffed cab-bage, cornish hens with matzoth stuffing, kasha var-nishka) and stunning pastry selections, Citarella haseverything the gourmand needs for a complete holi-day feast. Prepared food orders and platters need tobe placed 48 hours in advance. Citarella in EastHampton is open Monday – Thursday, 10 a.m. to 6:30p.m.; Friday and Saturday, 9 a.m. to 7 p.m.; andSunday, 9 a.m. to 6:30 p.m. The Water Mill store isopen Monday – Thursday, 10 a.m. to 6 p.m.; Fridayand Saturday, 9 a.m. to 6:30 p.m.; and Sunday, 9 a.m.to 6 p.m. Contact East Hampton at (631) 324-9190 or

Water Mill at (631) 726-3636.Townline BBQ in Sagaponack has introduced

new BBQ combo plates. The plates feature a choice oftwo meats with two sides for $14.75. Meat choicesinclude: pork ribs, kielbasa, pulled pork, burnt ends,chicken; brisket, pulled chicken, Texas chili andCalifornia chili. Sides include: Texas caviar, bakedbeans, collard greens, pickles, fries, cole slaw, andcorn bread. Townline BBQ is now open Thursday-Monday starting at 11:30 p.m. they are closedTuesday and Wednesday. For more information callTownline BBQ at (631) 537-2271.

La Fondita in Amagansett has announced newfall hours. They are now open Wednesday throughSunday, closed Monday and Tuesday. Hours are11:30 a.m. – 8 p.m. Wednesday, Thursday andSunday and 11:30 a.m. – 9 p.m. Friday andSaturday. For more information or to place an ordercall La Fondita at (631) 267-8800.

The Jamesport Manor Inn and theSouthampton Publick House join together for

the 2nd annual five- course beer dinner on Friday,October 3. The dinner will include a five-coursetasting and beer pairings. Menu items include:Publick House locally brewed beer; assorted cheesefrom the Village Cheese Shop; frisee salad; friedmussels; braised chicken leg; pork lion schnitzel;and ginger molasses spice cake. The cost of the din-ner is $70 per person. For more information orreservations call the Jamesport Manor at (631) 722-0500.

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ALISON AT THE MAIDSTONE INN AND TAV-ERN – Open Wednesday through Sunday for dinnerfrom 5:30-10.30 p.m. Sunday Brunch 11:30 a.m. to2:30 p.m. There is a new tavern menu and the samehours. www.alisonrestaurant.com/www.maidston-earms.com. 207 Main Street, East Hampton. 631-324-5440.

ALMONCELLO – Almoncello is open Thursday– Tuesday for dinner starting at 6 p.m., closed onWednesday. Almoncello also has Karaoke everySaturday night at 10:30 p.m. Located at 290Montauk Highway, Wainscott, 631-329-6700,www.almoncello.com.

ALMOND RESTAURANT – Fall three-courseprix fixe for $24.95 Monday all night and Tuesdayand Thursday – Sunday from 6 – 7 p.m. Almond isopen for dinner Thursday through Tuesday startingat 6 p.m., closed on Wednesday. Located at 1970Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton, 631-537-8885,www.almondrestaurant.com.

ANNONA – Sleek modern Italian serving a mar-ket menu, which changes according to local produce.Everything from fresh breads and pastas to rib eyeand local fish from their wood-burning oven. Locatedat 112 Riverhead Road, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-7766.

B. SMITH’S – Best waterfront location in theHamptons serving the finest lobster salad, watermel-on margaritas and steaks on the East End. Open forlunch, dinner and brunch. Located on Long Wharf atBay Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-5858 bsmith.com.

BIRCHWOOD ON THE PARK – Lunch andDinner specials everyday. Mon. Employee night,Tues. Two For’s, Wed. All you can eat seafood, Thurs.Ladies night. Late night wing night and Beer Pongfor $15 starting at 9 p.m., with outdoor bar and patio.Located at 76C Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-283-4316.

BOBBY VAN’S – Specializing in steakhouse clas-sics and fresh fish. Lunch and dinner 7 days. Open363 days a year for lunch, dinner and weekendbrunch. Kitchen open Fri. & Sat. till 11 p.m. Locatedat Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0590.

BUOY ONE – Fresh seafood market, dining roomand take-out. Voted “Best of the Best Seafood” in2005 and 2006. Open Mon.-Thurs. 10 a.m.-10 p.m.,Fri.-Sat. 10 a.m.-11 p.m., Sun. 10 a.m.-10 p.m.Located at 1175 West Main Street, Riverhead. 631-208-9737.

CAFFE MONTE AT GURNEY’S – Servingbreakfast daily from 7:30-10 a.m. From 12-3 p.m., thecaffe serves a casual, economically priced Italian-style menu. La Paticceria serves light fare from 7a.m.-9 p.m. Located at 290 Old Montauk Highway,Montauk. 631-668-2660.

CANAL CAFÉ – Fresh seafood and scenic water-front dining. Savor the view as well as our food.Lunch and dinner. On Shinnecock Canal (HamptonWatercraft Marine), 44 Newtown RD, HamptonBays. Closed Tuesdays. 631-723-2155.

HAMPTON COFFEE COMPANY – Featuringespresso bar, bakery, coffee roastery, full-service caféserving breakfast, lunch and desserts, and outdoorgarden seating. Open Monday-Thursday, Sunday 6a.m.-7 p.m., Friday & Saturday 6 a.m.-8 p.m. Locatedat 869 Montauk Highway in Water Mill & 194 MillRoad in Westhampton Beach. www.hamptoncof-feecompany.com 631-726-COFE.

THE INN SPOT ON THE BAY – Dine outside onthe waterfront verandah and enjoy the best sunsetsin the Hamptons, at The Inn Spot On The Bay, 32Lighthouse Rd Hampton Bays. 631-728-1200.

THE JAMESPORT MANOR INN – ServingLunch and Dinner daily closed Tuesday. Private par-ties accommodated. Located at 370 Manor Lane,Jamesport. Call 631-722-0500, email inn@jamesport-

manor.com or visit www.jamesportmanor.com LIGHTHOUSE GRILL AT THE MONTAUK

YACHT CLUB – “Gotta Yachta Lobsta” everyThursday night. 2-3 pound lobsters and specialty lob-ster dishes. Artist Wine Dinner, August 28, 6:30-9:30p.m. featuring Joyce Brian Artist. “Pacific Rim” 5-course paired wine dinner. Located 32 Star IslandRoad, Montauk. 631.668.3100

LIGHTHOUSE GRILL & PATIO – Enjoy ChefJared Potter’s signature “Jaker Crab Cake”& “YachtChowder.” Monthly Artists Wine Dinners Series –last Thurs. monthly thru Oct. Reservations suggest-ed. Dinner. 631-668-3100, Ext. 1172. 32 Star IslandRoad, Montauk.

LE SOIR RESTAURANT – Nightly specials,homemade on premises desserts. Located at 825 W.Montauk Highway, Bayport. 631-472-9090.

MATTO RESTAURANT– Serving dinnerMonday - Friday from 5 p.m. Saturday and Sundaybeginning at 12 noon for lunch and continuing intodinner beginning at 5 p.m. Weeknight bar special ofcomplimentary amuse bouche with cocktails at thebar, Monday,Tuesday and Wednesday. Takeout isavailable. Located at 104 North Main Street, EastHampton, 631-329-0200 mattoresturant.com.

MATSULIN – This cozy Pan Asian restaurant hasa menu with varied cuisines from fresh cut sashimito savory Kari Ayam. Open 7 days from 12 p.m.Located at 131 W. Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays.631-728-8838.

MUSE – Restaurant and aquatic lounge open fordinner 6 days a week, serving brunch on Sundays.Live entertainment with Steve Frederick Thursdayfrom 7 to 10 p.m. Located in the Water Mill Square,760 Montauk Highway, Water Mill. 631-726-2606.

OAKLAND’S RESTAURANT & MARINA –Serving lunch & dinner seven days a week beginningat noon. Weekly specials include Lobster BashMonday & Tuesday evenings, 3 course price fixWednesday and Thursday evenings, Friday nighthappy hour 5-7 p.m., Sunday brunch 12-3, Open 7days through Columbus Day, 2008 LIRW participant(November 2-9, 2008).The regular menu is availableduring these specials. Live music on our deck week-ends weather permitting.Visitoaklandsresturant.com for more information.


Seasonal cuisine that is delicious and delightful andservice that is always gracious if not perfect. This offthe beaten path charmer is deemed a real find.”Serving dinner nightly from 5:30 p.m. Located at3253 Noyac Road. Sag Harbor. oasishamptons.com.631-725-7110.

OSO AT SOUTHAMPTON INN - Featuringsteaks, seafood and locally grown produce, preparedby four-star chef Peter Dunlop, in a Mediterranean

atmosphere. Serving dinner, lunch, breakfast.PrixFixe Menu for $25. Outdoor dining and bar/lounge.Restaurant reservations, call 631-283-1166. Locatedat 91 Hill St., Southampton. southamptoninn.com

THE PATIO AT 54 MAIN – Three course Chef ’stastings available seven days a week for $30. Liveentertainment Fri. & Sat. Happy Hour daily from 3-6:30 p.m. Open 7 days a week, 4-10 p.m. Sun.-Thurs.and 4-11 p.m. Fri. and Sat. Located at 54 MainStreet, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-0100.

PARTO’S – Open Mon.-Thurs. 11 a.m.-10 p.m.Fri.-Sat. 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. Sun. 12-9 p.m. Visitwww.partosrestaurant.com. Located at 12 West MainStreet, 100 yards west of Atlantis Marine World,Riverhead. 631-727-4828.

PIERRE’S – Euro-chic but casual restaurant andbar. Late dinner and bar on weekdays. Open 7 days.Brunch Fri. - Sun. from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. near thefireplace. Located at 2468 Main Street,Bridgehampton. 631-537-5110. www.pierresbridge-hampton.com.

THE REGULARS MUSIC CAFÉ – Live music.Great food. Lunch. Dinner. Happy Hour, half priceddrinks 5-7 p.m. 631 . 287 . 2900RegularsMusicCafe.com 1271 North Sea Rd,Southampton.

THE SALTWATER GRILL – Located on theAtlantic Ocean in Westhampton Beach, Servingamazing ocean views, friendly service, and classic,simply grilled seafood and steaks.Lunch/Dinner/Drinks/Live Music. 631 288-1485.Located 379 Dune Road Westhampton Beach.

SUNSET CAFÉ – Organic cafe by day, wine andmartini bar by night. Offering organic coffee, wraps,sandwiches, soup, salads and baked goods. Located at49 Sunset Ave, Westhampton Beach. (631) 288-3010,sunsetcafewhb.com

TUSCAN HOUSE – Dan’s Papers “Best of theBest” Italian Food. Open year round. 10 WindmillLane, Southampton, 631-287-8703

ZIGGY’S FOOD + DRINK– 60s Surfer BeachStyle. Grilled Ka-bobs, Great Burgers, Vegetarianchoices and Salads. Kids play while adults checkoutthe frozen drinks. Come early - grab a spot. LateNight Swinging Bar. Open at 11/7 days.ZiggysBridgehampton.com

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FRIDAY, 26ZUCCHERO – 9/26 – 8 p.m. At Westhampton

Beach Performing Arts Center, 76 Main St.,Westhampton Beach. 631-288-2350.


MARATHON – 9/27 – 8 a.m. To benefit ProjectMost. At Springs School, East Hampton. 917-841-2752.

ANNUAL HARVEST FESTIVAL – 9/27 – 10a.m.-3 p.m. On the Great Lawn on Hampton &High Streets, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0128.

VINTAGE CAR ROAD RALLY, TOUR ANDCAR SHOW – 9/27 – 10 a.m. for Road Rally andTour. Dan Rattiner is the Master of Ceremonies.10 a.m. on 9/28 for Car Show. On the grounds ofthe Bridgehampton Historical Society, MontaukHighway, Bridgehampton. 631-537-1088.

HOUSE TOUR – 9/27 – 1-5 p.m. Tour half-a-dozen historic and traditional Amagansett homes.To benefit the Phebe Cottage Restoration Fund.

631-267-3020.ANNUAL BIRD HOUSE

AUCTION – 9/27 – 5:30-8p.m. To benefit the SouthFork Breast Health Coalition.$40. At SouthamptonCultural Center, 25 Pond Ln.,Southampton. 631-726-8606.

WINE TASTINGFUNDRAISER – 9/27 –6:30-10 p.m. $30 in advance.$35 at the door. To benefit St. Mary’s Church, 165Ponquogue Ave., Hampton Bays. 631-728-0776.


OFF – 9/28 – 12-4 p.m. At Boardy Barn, 270 W.Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 631-728-2211.

BARACK OBAMA FUNDRAISER OPENHOUSE – 9/28 – 3-6 p.m. At the East Hamptonhome of Elizabeth Lear, 128 Main St., EastHampton. 516-380-4522.


9/29 – 1 p.m. shotgun start. At South ForkCountry Club, Amagansett. 631-329-4398.



TREE LIGHTING CERE-MONY – 10/1 – 7 p.m. 76Main St., Southampton. 631-726-8606.



SAMMY’S BEACH – 9 a.m.Bring your own poem to share. Meet at the end ofSammy’s Beach Road via Alewive Brook Road.631-329-2617.

AUTUMN WALK AND ROW – Guided walksbetween 9:30 a.m. and 2:30 p.m. Self-guided pad-dles between 11 a.m. and 2 p.m. At Old Ice Pond.631-653-4771.

KAYAK NORTH SEA HARBOR – 10 a.m.-12p.m. Meet at town dock on Towd Pt. Road. BYOkayak and lifejacket. 631-283-5432.

SUNDAY, 28TRIFECTA TREK – 9-11 a.m. Great Swamp,

Big Woods & Elliston Park. Meet at Elliston Parkon Millstone Brook Rd., Southampton. 631-725-5861.

WILDLIFE MIGRATION ALONG THEBARRIER ISLAND – 12:30-3 p.m. Wildlifesearch along Dune Road, west of the Shinnecockinlet, Hampton Bays. 631-537-1400 ext. 15.


Upcoming events can be seen in the following sections:

Art Events – pg.64 Benefits – pg. 64

Day by Day – pg. 64 Kids’ Events – pg.49 Movies – pg. 57


ANNUAL BIRD HOUSEAUCTION – 9/27 – 5:30-8 p.m.Benefits the South Fork BreastHealth Coalition. SouthamptonCultural Center, 25 Pond Ln.,Southampton. 631-726-8606.


“Topographies,” by Susan Rockford and Setha Low.On display through 10/5. Open Tuesday to Sundayat 11 a.m. or by appointment. Located at 62 ParkPlace, East Hampton. 631-324-9776.

FINE ART AND CRAFT SHOW – 9/27 – 10a.m.-5 p.m. At Bridgehampton PresbyterianChurch, 2429, Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton.Southforkcrafts.com.

AMY PILKINGTON GALLERY – 9/27 – 5-8p.m. “Movable Musings,” Soraida Bedoya. At 78Main St., Sag Harbor.

SYLVESTER & CO. AT HOME – 9/27 – 5-8p.m. “Unseen Works,” Matthew Satz. Located at154 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-9777.

SPANIERMAN GALLERY AT EAST HAMP-TON – 9/27 – 6-8 p.m. “East End Abstraction: SixDirections,” through 10/27. Located at 68 NewtownLane, East Hampton.


Montauk Highway, Eastport. 631-325-1504.Artsoulgallery.com.

CHRYSALIS GALLERY – “Autumn Light,” agroup show on display through Sept. 20. Located at2 Main Street, Southampton. 631-287-1883.

DECORDOVA GALLERY – “100 Years of Arts.”Open Fridays from 3-7 p.m., Saturdays andSundays from 12-6 p.m. and also by appointment.Located at 538 Main Street, Greenport. 631-477-0620.

DESHUK/RIVERS GALLERY – “IN MOTIONon Floor and Line.” Located at 141 Maple Lane,Bridgehampton. 631-237-4511.

THE DRAWING ROOM – “Paintings onCanvas and Paper” by Caio Fonseca. Open Monday,Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-5 p.m. and Sunday 11

a.m.-4 p.m. Located at 16RNewtown Lane, East Hampton.631-324-5016.

ELAINE BENSONGALLERY – “LandscapeTreasures.” Open 24 hours a day,seven days a week. Now locatedat the Southampton Inn, 91 HillSt., Southampton. 631-537-3233.

GALLERY SAG HARBOR – Jewelry andCollage by Mia Fonssagrives Solow. New FallPrints by Joe Chierchio. Open 12-5 p.m., Thurs.-Sun. or by appointment. Located at 125 Main St.,Sag Harbor. 631-725-7707.

HAMPTON ROAD GALLERY – “Asemblage”by Jim Gemake. Located at 36 Hampton Road,Southampton. 631-204-9704.

KESZLER GALLERY – “The End” and selectedimages from “Mermaids and Flowers” by MichaelDweck. Located at 45 Main St., Southampton. 631-204-0353.

MARK BORGHI FINE ART – Open daily from10 a.m.-5:30 p.m. Currently located at 2462 MainSt., Bridgehampton. 631-537-7245.

PARASKEVAS GALLERY – Showing MichaelParaskevas’ extensive work and children’s bookillustrations from Maggie and the Ferocious Beastand other books he published with his mother,Betty. Open by appointment. Located at 83 MainSt., Westhampton Beach. 631-287-1665.

THE PARRISH ART MUSEUM – “ModernPhotographs: The Machine, the Body and the City– Selections from the Charles Cowles Collection.”The gallery is open Fri.-Sun., 11 a.m.-5 p.m.Located at 25 Job’s Ln., Southampton. 631-283-2118.

POLLOCK-KRASNER HOUSE – “LeeKrasner: Little Image Paintings, 1946-1950.” Themuseum now offers Cell Phone Audio Tours. Openby appointment only on Thursdays, Fridays and

Saturdays. Located at 830Springs-Fireplace Rd., EastHampton. 631-324-4929.

SIRENS’ SONG GALLERY– “On Land and Sea.” Located at516 Main Street, Greenport.sirensongallery.com. 631-477-1021.

SOUTH STREETGALLERY – Paintings by Jeanne Kenney.Located at 18 South Street, Greenport. 631-477-0021.

SURFACE LIBRARY GALLERY – “IN-SITU.”Open Thurs.-Sun. from 1-7 p.m. and by appoint-ment. Located at 845 Springs Fireplace Road, EastHampton. 631-291-9061.

SYLVESTER & CO. GALLERY – “ReverseAngle” by Christopher Phillips Haile and watercol-ors and drawings by Lucia Phillips Haile. Located at103 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-5012.

TERRENCE JOYCE GALLERY – Located at114 Main St., Greenport. 631-477-0700.

TULLA BOOTH GALLERY – “Looking East.”Saturday through Monday, 12:30-7 p.m. At 66 MainSt., Sag Harbor. 631-725-3100.

UBER HOUSE GALLERY – “Phoenix,” a photopresentation by GEIR. Located at 80 Main Street,Sag Harbor. 631-725-0909.

VERED GALLERY – “Contemporary andModern Masters.” Open Sunday to Friday 11 a.m.-9p.m. and Saturday 11 a.m.-11 p.m. Located at 68Park Place, East Hampton. 631-324-3303.

THE WINTER TREE GALLERY – “Amazoniain Check” by Fernando Vignoli. “Summer Time,” byCuca Romley. Open daily from 12-8 p.m. ClosedTuesdays. Located at 125 Main Street, Sag Harbor.631-725-0097.

WISH ROCK STUDIO – Open Thurs.-Sun. from10 a.m.-5 p.m. Located at 17 Grand Ave., ShelterIsland Heights. 631-749-5200.


CRAFT SHOW – 9/27 – 10a.m.-5 p.m. Bridgehampton

Presbyterian Church, 2429,Montauk H, Bridgehampton.Southforkcrafts.com.

Art Openings & Galleries

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e-mail Dan at [email protected] (ST)WRONGDear Editor,On September 6, 2008, John McCain said there

were “tough times all over America.” In recentdays he has repeatedly said: “the fundamentals ofthe economy are strong.”

Aren’t massive job losses, soaring deficits,devaluation of the dollar, rising unemployment,bank failures and the mortgage meltdown basic‘fundamentals’ of the economy? Here’s a questionI would ask him: “Which is it, John? How do youhave a fundamentally strong economy when theaforementioned economic indicators have allheaded south?” A question the news media shouldbe asking him.

Paul G. JaehnertVadnais Hts., MN

Via e-mailMaybe south heading fundamentals. – DR

SMART RIGHTSDear Editor,I read with interest your article in which you

have again demonstrated your intellectual curios-ity. However, I must offer a correction. The intel-lectual property rights you describe are actuallytrademark and possibly service mark rights, notcopyrights.

If you wish I shall be happy to explain the differ-ence. Sincerely,

Dan Zendel, Ladas & ParryNew York City

Via e-mailThey all mean you can’t use ‘em. – DR

PALIN PROBLEMSDear Editor,Being a Hillary supporter, I thought I would sit

out the election, but when Palin appeared on thescene, I got a head’s-up. Just the thought that she’dbe a heartbeat from the presidency sent shuddersthrough me.

How can any woman vote for a gun-toting, pro-life, all- show and no-substance woman!

Theresa B. BerlMaidstone Drive

AmagansettVia e-mail

The Annie Oakleys of America? – DRA WORD TO THE WISEDear Editor,

This past Wednesday, my sister’s friend went tothe Hess gas station on North Ocean Ave (LIE exit63) in Farmingville. She was filling her gas tankwhen a man in a pickup truck pulled up on the pas-senger side of her car, reached in and stole herpurse, which was on the passenger seat. He took offnarrowly missing a pedestrian and another car.Another man saw this happen and took off after thetruck but could neither catch up to him or get theplate number. When SCPD came, they said thatthis has been happening frequently at local gas sta-tions and parking lots- (Hess Rte 112 andPatchogue Mt. Sinai Rd. has also been hit.)

Her purse was found Thursday morning in theSelden Post Office mail box, money, phone, herglasses and credit cards gone...they left her walletand license. She canceled her credit cards but, theyhad already charged $300 to one of her credit cardsby the time she had called to cancel...they workquickly!

The cop advised her to lock her car windows anddoor when filling her car with gas and never leave apurse on the seat where it can be easily seen andtaken.

Something to think about!Westie 2

Islip TerraceVia e-mail

They rob you one way or another. – DR

COMBO TAXDear Editor:The next time you get upset when filling up at

your local gas station, take a close look at the fineprint concerning what you pay at thepump. Contrary to popular myth, oil companiesdon’t take as great a percentage of profit as onewould think. Uncle Sam has an 18.4-cent excisetax to support the Federal Highway Trust Fund.New York State takes 8 cents state sales tax forthe general fund; 8 cents state excise tax for trans-portation projects; 16.4 cents state petroleumbusiness tax for transportation projects; 0.5 centsstate petroleum-testing fee for fuel-quality assis-tance and 0.3 state sales tax for oil-spill remedia-tion. New York City has a 16 cents sales tax for theGeneral Fund. Nassau and Suffolk Counties alsoget their respective shares. Finally, there is a 1.5-cent tax for the Metropolitan TransportationAuthority (MTA) to support general transit opera-tions.

We need a combination of expanded drilling offshore and in Alaska, increase in public transporta-tion use combined with expansion of nuclear, com-pressed natural gas (CNG), methanol, ethanol,solar, wind along with other alternative energysources. In the long run, this will reduce the cost ofheating and transportation along with allowing usto become energy independent. Why continue tosend hundreds of billions of dollars abroad everyyear? In many cases, we are supporting nationswho don’t have our interests in mind and couldn’tcare less about any threats from international ter-rorists who have targeted western democracies,including us.

Texas oilman T. Boone Pickens unlike our careerpoliticians – liberal or conservative; Democrat orRepublican – has offered a real plan for future ener-gy independence. Citizens looking for solutionsshould vote for public officials signing on to his pro-gram. Vote the same old tired faces out of office ifthey support the status quo.

Sincerely,Larry Penner

Great Neck, New YorkVia e-mail

I surely agree. – DR

Police BlotterExplosionA large explosion took place in Southampton, but

you don’t have to worry about it because it was forthe filming of a new HBO series.

Cable BoxA cable box was stolen from a home in

Amagansett. The cable company would not reim-burse the stolen box unless a police report was filedabout the theft and that is why you are reading thispolice report right now.

MotorcycleA man in Sag Harbor was pulled over and

charged by police when they saw him drivingthrough the town on a motorcycle without a licenseplate. He tried to get out of it by explaining to policethat the DMV issued him a license plate that said,COPS SUK. Police didn’t buy it.

Bad RenterA woman renting her house in East Hampton

reported that two pieces of jewelry, with an esti-mated total value of $35,000, was stolen from herhome. She believes that the people who rented herhome were the ones that stole her jewelry. Police areinvestigating the incident.

Badminton Net?A badminton net was reported stolen from a home

in East Hampton. The net is valued at around $60.Fortunately for the family, none of them ever reallyplayed badminton with each other.

No Pay A woman in a black sport utility vehicle pulled up

to a gas station and asked for a full tank of gas. Thegas station attendant began to fill up the car, butwhen the pump reached eight dollars, the woman inthe sport utility vehicle took off down the road with-out paying. She made it about half a block up thestreet.

Didn’t Want To Go

A man in Southampton tried to escape from apolice cruiser, while still in handcuffs. He actuallytired to jump out of the cruiser’s window. Needlessto say, the window was not as easy as an escaperoute as he had thought. The man was immediatelyshoved back through the window into the cruiser.He was additionally charged with attempting toescape.

General StoreA general store in East Hampton reported a few

things stolen. For the most part, everything stolenwas just a lot of general items.

Red, White and BlueA man reported in Southampton that a red, white

and blue dirt bike was stolen from his home whilehe was away. Police are on the look out for one verypatriotic motorcycle that was manufactured inJapan.

Compiled and Written by David Lion Rattiner

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Solar Energy / EfficiencyNFR / SO [email protected](631) 537-1654 • www.solaroptions.com

GuttersJ. Sanchez Gutters (631) 831-0951 • (631) 329-2138

Window TreatmentsBudget Blinds of the East End(631) 329-8663 www.budgetblinds.com

Pest ControlThe Bug Stops Here Inc. (631) 642-2903 www.Thebugsstopshere.com

Pet FencingInvisible Fence by Canine Control Co. (631) 283-1913 • www.invisiblefence.com

Fencing & GatesEast Hampton Fence & Gates(631) 324-5941

Pools & SpasSpring & Summer Actvs (631) 728-1929www.springandsummeract.com

LandscapingLandscape Service (631)[email protected]

FurnitureCLS Upholsterers & Slipcovers1-800-281-8145 www.clscustom.com

Stairs & RailsCreative Custom Railings (631) 929-0166 www.creativecustomrailings.com

SunroomsIlluminating Enterprises (631) 543-7600www.illuminate-enterprises.com

Painting / PaperingMW Lavelle Painting & Restoration Inc. (631) 567-1767

MasonrySouthampton Masonry (631) 259-8200 • (631) 329-2300

Air / Heating5 Star Heating & Air Conditioning( 631) 298-9122 www.5starhvac.com

Garage DoorsPLACE YOUR AD HERE(631) 283-1000

IrrigationIrrigation Solutions (631) 205-5700www.irrigationsolutions.com

ChimneyInnovative Chimney (866) 899-8989www.innovativechimneycorp.com

Kitchens & BathsAnyStyle Kitchen (631) [email protected]

RoofingGary Neppell Roofing(631) 324-3100 • (631) 727-6100

Golf Putting GreensPersonal Putting Greens (631) 744-0214www.personalputtinggreens.com

House WatchingHampton’s Property Svces (631) 866-4008www.HamptonsPropertyServices.com

Water Proofing/Mold RemovalHome Healthy Homes (631) 543-7100www.homehealthyhomes.com

DecksHandy Hamptons (631) 949- [email protected]

PlumbingEastern Suffolk Plumbing ( 631) 723-2400

PowerwashingHampton Cedar Care (631) 245-2196www.hamptoncedarcare.com

Oil TanksClearview Environmental (631) 859-0717www.clearviewenvironmental.com

Make Your Make YourHouse A HomeHouse A Home

Make Your Make YourHouse A HomeHouse A Home

Make Your House A Home

Service Directory’sService Directory’sService Directory’s

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Massage Therapy

Massage Therapy Massage Therapy

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Design DirectoryMassage Therapy

Design Directory

Air Conditioning/Heating

Air Conditioning/Heating

Architecture / Design

Audio/Home Theater


Design Directory

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Building Contractors


Audio/Home Theater Audio/Home Theater


Auto Detailing

Business To Business




Child Care



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ClosetsCleaning CleaningCleaning


Computers / Internet Construction


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Duct Cleaning



Dune Reclamation

Electrical Contractors

Decks Electrical Contractors

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Electrical Contractors




Fences/RailingsEnvironmental Fences/Railings Flooring Flooring

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Fuels/Fuel Services

Handyman Handyman


Home Improvement

Home Improvement Home Improvement Home Improvement

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Home Maintenance


Home Improvement

Home Maintenance

Irrigation Irrigation Kitchens/Baths


Landscape/Garden Landscape/Garden

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Landscape/Garden Landscape/Garden




Masonry/Stone/Tile Masonry/Stone/Tile Masonry/Stone/Tile

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Looking for MoreBusiness on the East End?CCall and place your ad today!

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Party Services

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Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas

Power Washing

Power Washing

Property Management Real Estate Services


Roofing Roofing

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Window Cleaning

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Ananas Spa located inSouthampton Village is lookingfor a New York State Licensed massage therapist. Part Time all year position. Please contactRenata or Malinda at 631-287-9099 or email resume to: [email protected]

Ananas Spa located inSouthampton Village is lookingfor a New York State Licensed esthetician. Part Time all year position. Please contactRenata or Malinda at 631-287-9099 or email resume to: [email protected]


MASSAGE THERAPISTMust be NYS licensed.Immediate position for

growing North Forkspa in Mattituck.

Must be professional,friendly, dependable.

Please call (631)298-4244or email

[email protected]

Seeking a PT/ FT masseur and masseuse for spa in East Hampton. 718-916-3216.

Child Care



Year round position inHamptons location.

Must be fun, lovinng,friendly, energetic,

pet lover withvalid drivers license.

Duties will includehelping with cchildren

and household.

Must have lots of patience,team player, loves outdoors

and swimming.Fllexibility is a must.

Prior experiencewith references.

State salary requirements,fax resume to:(212)832-9317



Full Time Live-In Nanny

sought to run Household

and to Care for Three

Children ((Ages 5, 2 & 1).

Must be Mature Person

with Child Care


CALL 347-528-4960



Established 1972Select Household Staffing


*Private Chefs*Our SpecialtyWe RepresentThe Very Best

in The IndustryEstate Managers, Couples

Chauffeurs, ButlersPersonal Assistants

Nannies, Housekeepers,Caretakers


[email protected]

Fax 212-867-1917


“Hamptons Leading Agency”


“Our 26th Year”

* Private Chefs* Butler/ Houseman

* Couuples* Drivers, Security* Estate Managers

* Elder Care/ SeniorCompanions* Event Staff

* Groundskeeepers* Handyman, Housekeepers

* Home Health Aide* Nanny’s

* Personal Assistants* Yacht Staff

631-7725-1527631-458-4129 (fax)


212-838-5900(New York City)

561-848-4777(Palm Beach)


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“see our job listings”

Placing Professional Staff inAmerica’s Finest Households

New York.Palm Beach.MiamiVincent Minuto, Proprietor


Part or full timeYear round, flexible hours

Deli in Springs

Food & salad prepor counterhelp631-3244-0748



Must have experience with customer service, phones and data entry

We need acomputer literate,

organized,detailed minded person with

a pleasant phone mannerand the capability to

multi-taskin a Southampton office

Must work Saturdays when needed.

FULL TIMEwith bennefits

Fax resume to(631) 287-6245


Immediate Openings

Many Positions Available:

• Service Technician

• Alarm Installer

• Service Dispatcher

• Alarm Responderr

• Alarm Dispatcher

Full and Part Time.

Experienced or will train.

Good pay and benefit

package. Contact Lisa

631-537-7600, Ext. 162


Clubhouse Manager

Wanted for prestigiousCountry Club inWading River

Come and be part of themost progressive team in

the restaurant andgolfing inndustry!

Candidate must be proficient in Catering Sales, and

Management of the Dining Room and bar areas.

Duties also to include event planning and marketing,

as well overseeing general clubhouse maintenance.

Fax resume to Lisa


Plumbing Mechanic Wanted.Growing East End Plumbingcompany looking for experi-enced mechanic. New Construc-tion, renovation and service work. Good pay (based on expe-rience), benefits and overtimeavailable. Clean drivers license required. Must have own handtool. 631-723-2400

Receptionist needed: F/T for busy animal hospital. Good phone manner and professional appearance req’d. 401k, pension plan, medical & dental insurance available. Hampton Veterinary Hospital. 631-325-1611 or fax resume to: 631-325-1743

Technician needed to assist with animal care in fast paced veterinary hospital. 401k, pen-sion plan, medical & dental in-surance available. Hampton Vet-erinary Hospital 631-325-1611 or fax resume to 631-325-1743

Health Care

Elderly Care person needed2 days per week for light clean-ing, cooking, Call al. 973-985-1339

RN 3-11 F/TAdmissions Nurse


RN or LPN: Per-diem7pm-11pm

Fax or e-mail resumme to:Westhampton Care Center

78 Old Country RoadWesthampton, NY 11977

Phone 631-288-0101Fax 631-8998-0576

[email protected]


C reative company seeks part time administrative assistant. Mac expertise a must. email re-sume to [email protected]

Website Designer / Developerneeded for

popular Hamptons website.Must be proficient in HTML / CSS,

with familiarity inAdobe Dreaamweaver, Photoshop.Knowledge of PHP, Flash a plus.

Full time, year round,salary commensurate wwith experience,401k and health insurance available

as part of package.

Fax resumes to 631-537-66374attention Kathy

or email to [email protected]

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ASSISTANT F/TPersonal Executive Asst.

Needed in Sag Harboroffice. Minimum 5 yearsprior exp req. Candidate

must have thorough knowl-edge of Microsoft Office

p roducts and MACcomputer, strong commmu-

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OFFICE ASSISTANT Parttime. Collections, filing, phones and general office duties. Bridgehampton area. Call Bar-bara. 631-537-7600, extension 152.


High end accessories designeris currently seeking a

year round sales associatewith strong sellingg skills.

Candidate must be highlyenergetic, team spirited,and have fashion savvy.

Retail experiience preferred.Competitive salary,

commission, benefits, andclothing allowance offered.

[email protected]


High end accessories designeris currently seeking a strong

and highly motivatedStore Manager for

year-round position.The right candidate musthave 3-5 years experience,

and have fashion savvy.

Commpetitive salary,commission, benefits and

clothing allowance offered.

[email protected]

john varvatosEast Hampton

Looking for shipper/ stock person

F/T, year round position

Contact Eva at631-324-4440

or apply directly 54 Newtown Lane

Situation Wanted

Care Taker position wanted, year round. Why use an expen-sive hiring agency from NYC to manage your property? Talented professional with 15 years exp is seeking a large East End Estate to oversee day to day operations of property management. Cur-rently residing in Greenwich, CTand will relocate for the right fit. Raised in the Hamptons and has all the right connections. Fully qualified to represent the most pristine of properties. All inter-ested parties please contact via e-mail at: [email protected]

Licensed Bow Hunter,seeking private landfor a rchery hunting.

Please CallFrank

631-4844-3259Will pay daily fee.

Montauk Senior’s Care. Live-in or out available for errands, driving, etc., local references.646-575-3669

P rofessional woman looking for position as housekeeper/ home companion/ house sitting. Expe-rienced, honest. Responsible631-591-2220.

Retired Construction Super.will watch your house, check your construction work, do handyman work.. Joe 631-725-1992

Merchandise for Sale

BEAUTIFUL 7 piece rattan liv-ing room, 2 sofas/ end tables, cocktail table, chair/ ottoman, light beige. Mint Condition. MUST SEE $950 631-287-6409

Rare Books, small private col-lection: History of Long Island, the Sea, Ships & Sailing, Whal-ing, others of special interest. By appointment only. No dealers, please. (212)866-8800

Sofa Loveseat Mitchell GoldExcellent condition, off white.$450 each 917-750-1332

Steinway, Hamburg model B grand piano, $65,000. Call 631-725-0891

Merchandise Wanted

Jewelry Wanted

Highest prices paid fordiamonds, gold, silver, andcollectibles, any condition.

Call 516-639-1490

Long Standing Collector wishes to expand collection of guns, swords. Cash paid. Free appraisals. Instant decisions. Strictly confidential. Lloyd631-325-1819.

Tag/Yard/Estate Sales


51 Jobs Lane, Southampton

Weekend Courtyard Sale

20 - 50% OFF

All Furniture & Home Decor!


Wed.- Sun., 11am - 6pm.

Wa rehouse/ Yard Sale:Saturday’s, 9am-5pm. Sept. thru October. Famous upholstery. 69 Mariner Dr., Southampton. Paul (631)513-3107



Silver T-MobileBlackberry Curve.

Lost Friday,August 22

on Hunting Lane inEast Hampton.

If found,please contact




Adopt Young, male, neuteredhouse-broken black ChowSharpei mix. Vet checked, shots.Happy, likes dogs. (516)459-3509



Running or Not$50 to $5,000

DMV #7099438631-473-3025


2 car garage, new separate building. West Hampton/ Spe-onk area. $400 monthly, avail-able annually. (917)301-4354

Cannillo Motorsports, Ltd.Office 631-242-4414

Cellular 917-620-8158Open Mon-Sat 10am-7pm

Sun by Apppt Onlywww.cannillomotorsports.com

68 Factory 5 Cobra $26,50075 Maserati Merak $24,95001 Mercedes SLK230 $12,950 90 Porsche 944 S2 Conv. $8,450

We buy cars andcheck out our website for

additional inventoryand information




Internet Consignment SalesRestoration & servicerepair for your foreiggn

or domestic car.CALL





Be Ready for theSummer of 09’

* New carpeting, seats, tops, hardware, paint.

* Make your car gorgeous again* Pick up and delivery.

* References.

Call Billy at (570) 7722-1816

Land Rover 06’, 29k miles,excellent condition, $19,500.Range Rover 04’ 30k miles,excellent condition, $35,000. Cadillac “Classic” GreenConvertible, with white top,1970, great condition, $25,000. Call 631-725-0891

Merccedes 1992 190 ESMOTIVATED SELLER !

Recently invested $4,500before marketing

(new mufflerr system, brakes,fine tuning of engine)200,000 highway miles

MAKE AN OFFER !!!516-647-6700


Cobalt Blue.Low Miles. Near-Perfect

Condition. $48,000.00


We Buy Cars

516-504-SOLD (7653)


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Merchandise for Sale

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Child Care


AVAILABLEExperienced, responsible,

good references.(631)899-3830

Cell ((631)384-2063


F rench Classes by Native Pari-sian Adults/ Children. All lev-els. Le Cercle Francais(631) 725-2128

East End Tutorial. Pre-K -12, Math, Reading, SAT Prep. Caring, Experienced, Certified Educators. 631-591-2505

TUTORING All Subjects,All Ages. Masters in

Education Art Therapy forAdults//Children

Yoga/Pilates for ChildrenNYC/The Hamptons

Claudia 631-721-7515


A VOTRE SERVICE!Quality Housekeeping &P rofessional Organizer

Personal ServiceExperience Reliability

(631) 725-2128www.AVSHamptons.com

An experienced woman will clean your house. Reliable, good references. 631-745-3251

Cleaning, Laundry & ironing done professionally. 10 + years experience. Very flexible (631)506-7065

Hardworking Polish womancleans your house for reasonableprice. 631-523-1492


Jurgita & Harold CleaningService for all Hamptons (year round, seasonal). Experience, excellent references. 631-553-5589www.jurgitaandharold.com

Maria, House Cleaning Service Reliable, good references, year round, and seasonal clients. 631-255-8910/ 631-727-0862

Saldana Cleaning Service.Reliable. Experienced. Honest.House cleaning & watching, office & window cleaning. Daily, weekly, monthly. 631-276-1568. 631-604-5438.www.123scleaning.com. Bonded & Insured.


Mike’s Hardwood FlooringInstallation, Finishing, Staining.Borders and Custom Repairs.631-288-2029 631-553-9282Email: [email protected]


U L T I M A T EG A R A G E S by Z C I

We custom build 2-12 CarUltimate Garages

at your home631-368-69772


A Better Job withDR. BOB’S CARPENTRY& HANDYMAN SERVICEHouse Watching, All Home

Improvements, MinorRepairs, Powerwashing,

Mildew Removal. Attic & Basement

Clean Out. Licensed & Insured.



A-1 Odd Jobs- Carpentry,Painting, Tile Work,Powerwashing, EstateManagement. No Job TooSmall! Liicensed and Insured.631-728-8955

Handyman For Weekends!!!Handles all your weekend projects. Carpentry, Masonry,Landscaping. [email protected] Mete Cell 631-664-5560

Mister Handyman Inc.The Handyman Can!

PowerwashingPainting, Carpentry,

Masonry, Landscaping,Weldiing & Carting

Fast & Reliable Service.Licensed/ Insured.

631-594-1453m rhandymanlongisland.com

“The British Perfectionist”Fine Carpentry,

Gen’l Repairs, Painting,Winter House Watching,Decks RRepaired / Stained

Power Washing631-525-2740


Companion/ Elder Care Pro-vider SEEKING EMPLOY-MENT. Direct Care Experience, will provide exceptional care.Doctor visits (your car), shop-ping, etc. 3-4 days/ wk, $20.00/ hr. References. Grace (631)325-0466

Home Improvements


Refs. Reasonable Rates.Roofing, Siding, Decking,Doors, Windowss, Closets,

Shelves, Painting, Tree Houses631-276-1666

All Construction Repair Co. Masonry, Tile, Carpentry. Small jobs okay. Garage and bilco doors installed and repaired 631-723-3456, 631-946-2565.

MARK II Construction Corp. All home improvements. Small repairs to big renovations. Handyman service. Carpentry- tile work- painting. 631-384-2719/ 631-374-5458Licensed & insured

Reroofing: Flat, leaks, sky-lights, gutters, chimneys, archi-tectual, antiques, recarpentry, decks, siding, repainting. 631-324-2200, 631-283-7060, 631-765-6200


1st CHOICE Tree service & landscaping, fall clean- ups. Free Estimates. Quality & competi-tive. Mike 631-786-3464.

ARBORVITAE SALE: 10 for $120. Other nursery stock avail-able. (631)897-0267


Hampton PremierLawn Services

Weekly, Bi-weekly, On-callService & Cleanups

Trimming, Edging, Hedgging

Call Today...Start Tomorrow631-946-3325


Site Development, Tractor Work, Planting, Transplanting, Seed &

Sod Lawns, Stone Walls, Brick Patios, Walkways,

Driveways. CertifiedHorticulturists On Staff.

27 Years of Design,Construction

and Maintenance(631) 725-1249


Chris Craft, 1999, open bow, 21’, I/O with trailer, seats 9, $15,000. Call 631-725-0891

Massage Therapy

Marcia Tumpowsky NYS LMTTherapeutic Massage,Kripalu Yoga Educator,Healing Touch Practitioner. 631-725-1618 212-860-2536


Always Available. Driver & Truck for your light hauling needs. House Cleanouts. Call 631-723-3456, 631-946-2565.


Climate controlled

Nice “move in” truck631-324-5550


A1 Painting, Interior & exterior. Painting, staining, power wash-ing. Quality & competitive. Free estimates. Mike 631-287-1808

Quality Painting Since 1983.Interior. exterior. Free estimates. References. No job too small!631-329-0055, 631-827-3902.

Party Svce./Music

New York’s MostDangerous Big Band

* Swing to Santana ** Sinatra to Funk *



Personal Services

Personal Shopper/Fashion Stylist.

Former boutique ownerand model will shop with

and for you.Hamptons, North Fork,

ManhattanReferences upon request

Contact: Tanya631-774-0104

[email protected]


Wedding, Events, Familyand Architectural

Photography.Fresh Look, European Quality



Carmen’s Custom Alterations,curtains, drapes, slipcovers, cushions, blinds. References.Free pickup and delivery. 631-726-0093


L-Star Transport Since 1989.Your Personal Touch Vehicle Transporter. 631-698-7209 800-527-8765.www.lstartransport.com


G roundcovers, Evergreens,Junipers, Many young plants. Globes, Thuja Greens. Direct from the farm!631-926-9639

Large caliber specimen trees. Large, blood maples, different beeches, weeping specimens, a lot more! 631-849-2608

Tree Service. Deal directly with climber. Pruning, feeding, removal, stump grinding, lot clearing. Planting, transplanting. 60” and 90” Tree spade. Peter Grealish. 631-283-9326.

WHOLESALE TREESLeyland Cypress, White

Pine, Kousa Dogwood, Birch, Pears. Many others. All Sizes.

TICK CONTROLComplete Fertilization

& Property MaintenancePrograms.

CALL MAC LANDSCAPE(631) 725-1249Our 27th Year


Southampton Village 2 Bed-room 1 Bath on Pine Street. Available Immediately. Clean,new appliances. $1,775. Call: 800-227-0595. Year Round, Heat Included.


BRIDGEHAMPTON: OfficeSpace, 2nd floor, $500 pm.. Available immediately.Cell 914-325-0772


Bridgehampton: office space.Beautiful space in new cottage for quiet professional or creative work, bath & kitchenette, utili-ties included. $1,000 monthly. (631)335-6224

Quogue: Industrial space, 2 miles from Sunrise Hwy., 4,100 sq. ft., will divide, great space for exotic car collector or club, shop or storage. All new paint. Separate office & bathroom. (631)804-2732

Quogue: Office space available, 800 sq. ft., heat/ air conditioning, consists of 1 main room, 2 smaller offices and bathroom. (631)804-2732


Prime Office MedicalSpace. Approximately

1,000 - 6,000 sq. fft.New Construction,

100 Parking Spaces.G reat Visibility!

Please Call 631-727-2900.

SAG HARBOR VILLAGE Re-tail/ Office Space. 550 square feet. 631-259-3612

Sag Harbor: Potato Barn, 2,800 sq. ft., new construction, full bath, kitchen, natural gas heat/ CAC, light industrial- no retail. Perfect live/ work, or home/ of-fice. $2,500 monthly. $950K Sale (516)383-1598

WATER MILLPrime Commercial

Retail SpaceAvailable for Immediate

OccupancyCitarellaa Plaza

1,200 - 2,400 square feet,For info call631-698-2700

Out Of Town


Flagler Drive, + 1,500 sq. ft,2 bed, 2 bath,

650 sq. ft. Patio,steps to poool, fitness,

sauna, BBQ,P rofessionally decorated.

Granite kitchen,Cal, closet, W/D,24 hr doorman,minutes to ALL.

$5,000 per month,3 month MIN

Sale $595k



Palm Beach Florida: The Reef Condo, South Ocean Blvd. 2 BR, 2 bath, Lanai, fully furnished. Jupiter 3 BR, 3 bath, furnished.2009 season. Owner/ agent. 305-505-1803

Florida, Daytona Beach:Beautiful, quiet & safe. Short/long term for winter, 2,000 sq.ft., located in Spruce Creek Fly-in. fully furnished, newappliances, pool, 5 minutes fromAtlantic, $1,200 monthly or $500weekly plus utilities. (386)341-7195

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Rent / Option to Buy

Southampton Village: Town-house 3 BR/ 3 Bth. Best Beaches, Pool, Tennis Courts. Call 347-645-3315 [email protected]


Hampton Bays

Rooms Available

For Rent

Walking Distance To

Montauk Highway

Weekly or Monthly Rates

Two Beds Per Room,

Kitchen & Private Bath

For Further Information

Call (631) 728-5131

Southampton 1- 2 rooms for rent with private entrance and half bath. New house share, application required.No smokers/ pets $750- $1,000 mo 631-335-9729

Southampton: Charming farm-house. 4 furnished rooms. Sauna, jacuzzi, fireplace, Winter/ Sum-mer, Share/ Whole House 646-415-2208.


Clearwater. Large beautiful room in almost new house. Ca-ble, AC, all utilities and internet inluded. Possible garage space. Available now through May. $800 per month or $190 weekly. Call for details. (631)907-2956

Summer Rentals

Aquebogue-North ForkWaterfront 1, 2, or 3 BedroomCottages. $15,000.00 season, orweekly/ monthly (631)-722-4096


Bridgehampton 4 bedroom Beach House. Dock on Mecox Bay with canoe. 3-minute walk to ocean. A/C. Privacy. Amazing Location! www.swansnest.com 212-794-1000

East Hampton: New, Fur-nished, 1 Bedroom, Private, WiFi no smoking, Utilities In-cluded/ $1600 year round; $8,000/ Summer Season 646.729.6875

Weekly Rentals


Spectacular 7,200 sq. ft. 7BR,7 full bth, on 6 acres. Heated

gunite pool, jacuzzi, tennis, bas-ketball, gym, cook’s kitchen,

DR, gameroom, 6 TVs. Also 7 BR, 5 Bth house available with all amenities. Wkly or wkends.

Owner 212-579-4964www.theresidencesof.com

Weekly Rentals

PECONIC / NORTH FORKHistoric farmhouse

in heart of wine country

3 bedrooms, 1.5 bathsSpacious kitchen/ dining room

Professionally landscaped outdoor patio

Breathtakinng vineyard views!Walk to several

premier wineries

Weekly or weekendsContact owner 516-445-2563

Winter Rentals

Amagansett Village October- May 1. Furnished 1 bedroom and studio apartments. All utilities included plus cable. Walk to town, beach and train. $1200- $1600 per month. Gansett Green Manor. 631-267-3133.

Amagansett: Sandy Beach-Front, Napeague Harbor, naturepreserve, boat mooring, 2 BR’s. For sale or rent by owner. Pics @ www.paulcalabro.com 646-369-4106

Bridgehampton Designer’s 4bedroom, 3.5 bath furnished house on private acre. October- April at a reasonable $2,500/ month. Also available year round. 917-838-6636

BRIDGEHAMPTON.Renovated farmhouse,

steps to town, bus, train,restauraants. All amenities,garage, pool house, private

yard, bike to beach.

Nov 1st through May 1st$2,,000 monthly.


EAST HAMPTON Monthlyrental. Basement apartment. Good light. Quiet neighborhood. Suitable 1. Private entrance. No smoking/ pets. 631-324-3581 for photos/ viewing $1400 includes utilities/ cable/ Wi-Fi. Security deposit required.


5 bedrooms, 6 baths,250 foot beach,

fireplace, sunsets, upscalle.$2,500/ month plus utilities.


East Hampton: Waterview,furnished 3 BR’s, 2 baths, new kitchen, family room w/ fplc, large deck, 2 min walk to beach, all appliances, $1,600 monthly. Call (631)267-3745

Hampton Bays -1 bedroom, 1 bath,

furnished waterfrontapartments.

Basic cable anddutilities included.

No pets.$825/mo.

Available Sept. - May 2009Call: 631.728.6200

or [email protected]

Winter Rentals


Waterview of ShinnecockBay, Private Lane.

Beautifully Decorated,Cozy. 3 BRss, 2 Baths.

Fireplace.Deeded Beach Rights.

Winter $2,500 monthOwner 631-728-0939

Hampton Bays. Small fully fur-nished one bedroom waterfront condo. Waterfront. Private beach. Washer/ Dryer. 917-881-4168.

Hampton Bays/ SouthamptonBeautiful water view. 1Bedroom and efficiency units available furnished. Near col-lege. Reasonable. Consider year round. 631-764-3834631-283-8676

Hampton Bays: ContemporaryCape, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, fur-nished, CAC, washer, dryer, large deck, hot tub. $1,400 monthly. Available Oct.- May 15th. 917-612-7007.

Jean Carbone Real Estate, Inc.61 Montauk Highway



Quoogue - Waterfront, three bedrooms two baths, OHW heat, $1,750.00/month

Montauk Shores: 2 Condos forrent. Steps from famous Ditch Plains surfing beach with ocean views. Available for summer/ winter rental: Unit #201 (cable TV), additional queen and twin sleeper couches. Unit #407 (sat-ellite TV). Both Units: 12 by 48 feet with own parking spot. Two bedroom (queen/ full), additional aerobeds available. Central AC, 1.5 baths, LR/ kitchen, Outdoor deck with grill, Gated commu-nity with heated adult and kiddie pool, recreation room, play-ground. Summer rates: MD- LD (including Sept.), $2000 / week all inclusive or special monthly/ seasonal rates. Winter rates: $1200 per month: Oct. thru May (utilities/ cable/ satellite addi-tional). Please call: Lynn 631-804-8048

Orient Village: Peace and Pri-vacy in this not-so-small fur-nished 3 bedrm/ 2 bath cottage on the North Fork. Fireplace, garage and sun room. $1,100 per month plus utilities. October to June. Exact dates flexible. Call 305-304-4380.

SAG HARBOR Beautiful 4 BR 3.5 bath, tastefully furnished house. Close to Long Beach. Fully landscaped acre on quiet street. $4000 for Film Festival week. 631-259-2323.ALSO Available for Winter Rental.

Winter Rentals

SAG HARBOR Beautiful pond front 3 BR, 2 bth, fully reno-vated house, close to village, tastefully furnished. Available film festival week $3000. ALSO available for winter rental. 631-259-2323

Sag Harbor Village. Historic Townhouse 187 Madison St. Coops.Newly renovated Furnished garden apartments. Beautiful 1888 original hard-wood floors, with all new kitch-ens and baths and furnishings. 800 Sq. ft. 1-2 bedrooms (w/ loft.) Pet friendly. Private park-ing and back yard garden. 8 min-ute direct walk to town. Close to beach.Weekly and Monthly available.Sept. to Memorial Day$1350.00 to $1875.00 Flexible.Year round also avail. Call owner: 917-721-3223

Sag Harbor Village. Historic Townhouse 187 Madison St. Coops.Newly renovated Furnished garden apartments. Beautiful 1888 original hard-wood floors, with all new kitch-ens and baths and furnishings. 800 Sq. ft. 1-2 bedrooms (w/ loft.) Pet friendly. Private park-ing and back yard garden. 8 min-ute direct walk to town. Close to beach.Weekly and Monthly available.Sept. to Memorial Day$1350.00 to $1875.00 Flexible.Call owner: 917-721-3223

SAG HARBOR, AZUREST3 bedroom, 2 bath, 1 mile to Main Street. $1,850. 917-414-2703.

Sag Harbor/ Noyak: Beautiful 4 bedroom, 3.5 baths. Fully fur-nished home. private wooded 1 acre. 2 entrances. 10 minutes to village. Available immedialty real bargain. $2500 a month. (917)509-6189

Sagaponack/ Bridgehampton

4600 sq. ft.,4 BR, 3.5 bath,3 car garage,

heated gunite poool.

Sept.- May, $35,000.

Year round available.



3 bedrooms, 2 baths,fireplace.

MINT CONDITION.Now-May 15th $1,500/mmonth


Southampton 2 bedroom Ranchdesigner decorated, fireplace,cathedral ceiling, antique wood& porcelain tile floors, beautifulgrounds private & quiet, monthly, weekly, weekends,summer & HAMPTON FILM FESTIVAL 631-283-8369

Winter Rentals


Private, furnished


600 sq. ft. 1 bedroom

plus alcove

New kitchen and bath

Now-- May 20, 2009

$1,050/ month

Utilities Included


Southampton Village Charmingold Victorian offers bright, cheerful apartments, completely furnished, each with private en-trances and porches. Beautifully landscaped. Walk to all. Avail-able through May 15. No smok-ing, no pets. 631-283-7043646-942-3870

Southampton Village: Charm-ing 3 BR, 1 bath cottage. Avail-able Now - May 15th. $1,600 monthly. (917)859-9989

Southampton. Near village. 2 bedrooms, 2 baths, fireplace, garage, charming Condo. New kitchen, immaculate. $1,300 monthly. 917-287-6845.

Water Mill Beautiful, spacious home with recent upgrades, lovely kitchen and baths, 6+ bed-rooms, fireplace, hot tub. Walk to Jitney/ Water Mill Village. October 1- May 1. $5,000/ month plus utilities.516-316-1172 631-559-3192 www.freewebs.com/kdaley25

WATER MILL 1 room cottage on 9 acre estate with pond. 2 miles from Southampton. Sep-tember to June. $1,200/ month includes utilities. 917-572-5090

Water Mill Must See!!! Beautiful, large home withrecent upgrades,lovely kitchen and baths, spacious living areas, fireplace. Cable, wireless internet, maid, garbage, land-scaping included, $600 per room monthly, share gas and electric. October 1- May 1.516-316-1172 631-559-3192 www.freewebs.com/kdaley25

Water Mill. New spacious 1 bedroom. Furnished, washer/ dryer. Detached private garage apartment. Available Sept 15th thru May 15th. $1,200. mo. 516-428-4121

WESTHAMPTON 3 BR, 2 bath, single family, furnished home for winter/ spring rental- now through end of June 2009. Renovated ranch with garage, large fenced- in back yard, ca-thedral ceilings, well located on excellent block. $1,750 per month + all utilities, one month security. Contact Girard 914-602-4200 or [email protected]

Westhampton Beach 1 Bed-room co-op. Fully furnished, Washer/ Dryer. Walk to all. No stairs/ pets/ smoking. Includes cable/ heat. 917-208-4706

Winter Rentals

Westhampton/ Quogue. Gor-geous, furnished 1 bedroom apartment, many extras. Avail-able seasonally, monthly, weekly, weekends. (516)456-5776

Year-Round Rentals

Bridgehampton. 4 bedroom, 3 bath, fireplace, CAC, huge deck. Conveniently located betweenBridgehampton and Sag Harbor. No smoking/ pets. Oct. 1 - Apr. 30 $1900/ mo. Also available weekly. [email protected] 516-756-1774.

Bridgehampton: Charming 2bedroom apartment in unique country setting. Spacious living room and full bath. Close to all.AC & cable. Suite 2. $2,000/ month. 631-537-2293


Large private studio overbarn, cable, A/C, W/D,

no pets// smoking.

$975 all.


Southampton: New to market, open theme, double french entry doors, fully furnished, lower unit, 9 foot ceilings, large l/r, kit.,dining area, bathroom, one b/r, walk-in closet, in private, gated home…2 plus miles to ocean, and village….available now ! , includes, phone, , cable-vision, tv,elec, heat, etc.. call owner/ bk, (no fees),917-331-2023 ...631-204-9393 ( Avail as permanent rental $1,450) as of Sept 1st.

Owner/ Bk917–331-2023

EAST HAMPTONContemporary 3 bedroom,

2.5 baths, central aair,fireplace, cathedral ceilings

with skylights,wrap around deck,

1 mile to town.

$3,000 montthly.


EAST HAMPTON Large 1 BR, furnished apt. private entrance/ patio/ fireplace. Year round $1250 includes utilities. Call 917-596-0150

East Hampton Village 5 Bed-room house available. Year round $3,500/ month or winter rental available 516-635-8437

East Hampton,Northwest Woods

3 Bedrooms2 marble/copper baths

EIK, bamboo cabinetry,Granite countersskylite, teak floor

G rreat room: beamed ceiling, skylights, wbf. Well furnished. Black heated pool, Pergola

CAC, W/D, GarageWalk to water

$3,500 718-398-8377

Bridgehampton Village withinwalking distance to town shop-ping, restaurants, bus & train.Early 1900’s cottage newly reno-vated & decorated. 2+ Bed-rooms, 2 Baths. Very clean &charming. Set on large fencedand landscaped property. $1,800month +utilities. For appoint-ment, call Dan 516-480-3302

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Year-Round Rentals

EAST HAMPTON.1 bedroom furnished

apartment, convenientto village, private,no smoking/ pets.

$1,,250 monthly utilitiesincluded. (516)383-5528

East Hampton/ Sag Harbor area: 2 BR, 1 bath cottage with fplc, EH school district, no pets, $1,600 monthly. (631)725-1743

East Hampton/ Sag Harbor- Contemporary saltbox. 3 bed-rooms, 2 bathrooms, heated pool, CAC, fireplace, extraordinary master suite with Jacuzzi. $3,000 monthly. 212.229.8053

East Hampton: Delightful,light, airy private contemporary tucked into peaceful, wooded setting. Midway between East Hampton And Sag Harbor. 4 bedroom, 3 baths. Master Ja-cuzzi, sunny pool, central air. fireplace. Photos available.$46,000. Call owner (646)246-7227

East Moriches: Spacious, newly renovated 1 BR basement apt., with separate entrance, $1,200 monthly includes all. Use of yard, driveway parking. (631)219-8334

Year-Round Rentals

EAST QUOGUE 2 BR, fur-nished, wood stove, washer/ dryer, walk to bay/ village . $1500/ month. 631-235-3314

East Quogue

Tianna Shores Contemporary3 BR’s, 2 baths, fplc,

wood floors throughout,2,000 sq. ft. deck with pool on1/2 acre. 42” liquid crystal TV

Year-round - $2,4000 monthlySeasonal/ Option to Buy

Call owner 631-375-2835

Hampton Bays2 bedrooms, 1 bath

Furnished waterfront housePool, tennis court,

boat dockage$1,500 monthly

772-486-0566, 772-486-04884

Hampton Bays: Beautiful, eve-rything newly renovated, 4 large bedrooms, 3.5 baths, hardwood floors, new granite and Stainless Steel appliance kitchen, laundry, fireplace, garage, CAC, Central Vac, Available ASAP, near schools, $2,200.00 monthly. Hampton Bays: New Construc-tion Home on 1 acre in private community. 4 Bedrooms, 2.5 bath, granite and Stainless Steel Appliance kitchen, hardwood floors, CAC, Central Vac, 2 car garage, 18 x 36 inground pool, many extras, available ASAP, $2,500.00 a month. Josephine DeMar, Licensed Real Estate Sales Associate, Hamptons Coastal Realty, Hampton Bays, 631-728-8877 office 631-594-1921 fax631-365-3828 cell

[email protected]

Year-Round Rentals

Hampton Sales and RentalsEast End’s largest selection


Hampton Bays Studio water view $675 plus

Hampton Bays Newly reno-vated 1 bedroom $1,100 all

HHampton Bays Large 2 bed-room apartment $1,500 all

Hampton Bays 3 bedroom 2 bath basement garage pool $2,500 plus

East Quogue Newly renovated 1 bedroom apartment $1,000 all

Westhampton Beach Studio cottage $800 plus

Westhampton Beach 4 bed-room 2 bath basement pool $2,300

Riverhead 3 bedroom 2 bath basement walk to water $1,800 plus

Southamppton Lovely 1 bed-room apartment $1,500 all

Noyac Upscale 6 bedroom 4 bath home heated pool .8 acre $4,000 plus

Flanders 3bedroom 1.5 bath basement $1,600 plus

Many others available

Year-Round Rentals


$1,750 plus utilities.

Close to everything,but off the beaten path.

Call Natalie (631)653-6560

Remsenburg-Speonk CondoThis rare walk-in end unit in-cludes 2 bedrooms, 2 full bath-rooms, CAC, W/D, deck, storage closet, pool, private parking; $1400; Owner: 917-952-4646

REMSENBURG: HAVING ITALL Charming furnished 3 BR, 2 Bth. Wood burning FPL, A/C Heated Pool, Private. $25,000/ year 646-242-5352

Sag Harbor BaypointFurnished 3 bedroom, 2 bath, livingroom, kitchen, single car garage, screened porch, full deck, $2,100 mo + utilities. 631-725-3442 631-725-8308

Year-Round Rentals

Sag Harbor Small, but beautiful waterfront cottage with dock and small private beach. 2/ 3 bed-rooms, 2 baths, living room, din-ing alcove, kitchen, new appli-ances and washer/ dryer. $36,000/ year. 631-909-2151

Sag Harbor Village .Historic Townhouse 187 Madison St. Coops. Newly renovated Fur-nished garden apartments. Beau-tiful 1888 original hardwood floors, with all new kitchens and baths and furnishings. 800 Sq. ft. 1-2 bedrooms (w/ loft.) Pet friendly. Private parking and back yard garden. 8 minute di-rect walk to town. Close to beach. $1750.00 to $2,450/ month. Flexible. Pet friendly.Call owner: 917-721-3223

Sag Harbor Village MainStreet. Large 1 bedroom. Reno-vated kitchen and bath. Parking.$1,750/ month plus utilities.631-725-8080

Sag Harbor Village. 2 bedroom, 1.5 bath, basement, dishwasher, washer/ dryer, garage. $2,450 plus. 631-725-4895

SAG HARBOR: New Construc-tion. Barn/ Home. Perfct for Live/ Work. Monthly $2100. For Sale $950,000 516-383-1598

Year-Round Rentals

Sagaponack. Beautifully fur-nished new traditional on 2.5 acres. 4/5 bedrooms, 4.5 baths, library with full bath. Chef’s kitchen, heated pool, sunroom. Spectacular setting. Year-round for $95,000. MD - LD $80,000. 631-324-6620, 631-835-8040.

Shelter Island. Spacious energy efficient 4 year old house, 3 bedroom, 2.5 baths, Fireplace, CAC, wood floors, washer/dryer. Walk to beach. Available October 1st. Fully furnished 917-299-5896 or 718-915-2049.

Shirley: new sunny 1 bedroom apartment in nice neighborhood. Kitchen with dishwasher. $900, all utilities included plus free Internet. No smoking/ pets. 631-786-8990

Southampton Commons Condo2 bedroom, 2.5 bath, new kitchen, pool, tennis, Year round$2300/ month 631-259-3549

SOUTHAMPTON Estate Area. Lovely 1 bedroom apartment with gallery kitchen. Private en-trnce, patio. Suitable for 1 per-son. Rent includes helping with odds and ends. 631-283-8163

SOUTHAMPTON Totallyrenovated mint cond 3 BR, 2 bth cottage. High efficiency heating & a/c. All new appliances, flat screen TV’s, flooring, & fix-tures, brick patio. Very private. Close to town $2200/ month plus utilities. Avail October 1. Call 631-749-1045

Southampton/ North MageeCharming 3 BR, 1 bath house on large property. Dishwasher, laundry, $2100/ month plus utili-ties. Immediate. 917-273-0169


Harold Fessenden to 438 Further Lane LLC, 438 Further Lane, 5,250,000BRIDGEHAMPTON

Teresa Bialsky, Caroline Apts Co, 224 Pauls Lane, 3,800,000Jay Bialsky, Caroline Apts Co, 220 Pauls Lane, 3,800,000

CUTCHOGUEFrank J Blangiardo, Patricia M Perez, 7125 Nassau Point Road, 2,250,000

EAST HAMPTONLee Greenbaum, Michael P Cane, Buckskill Road, 1,559,000

Tracy & Jonathan Grossman, Tania Deighton, 33 Osborne Lane, 1,550,000Robin Holland, Stephanie & Robin Hattiangadi, 32 Neck Path, 1,150,000

Martino to Scott E & Alexandra L Delman-34 Scallop Ave, 1,111,000Keirstead to Andrew I Koven 224 Bull Path, 1,870,000

EAST MARIONIrwin & Carol A Seigel, Steve & Olga Tenedios, 17327 Main Rd., 1,550,000

MONTAUKGina M & Anthony Celli, Jeff & Janet Perlstein, 46 Glendale Dr., 1,275,000

QUOGUEKevin & Dana Risen, Edmund Soleymani, 19 Wildwood Lane, 5,325,000

Louis Hornick, Trio Family LLC, 10 Heatherwood Lane, 1,800,000

RIVERHEAD353 Manor Lane LLC, Frank J Blangiardo, Manor Lane, 1,429,452

SAG HARBORLinda Salzer, Stuart & Leanne Hinchen, 15 Oak Drive North, 1,180,000

Laura Auerbach, Arleen Auerbach, 18 Franklin Avenue, 1,400,000Susan LaMontagne to Robert D Reid, 30 High Street, 1,100,000

SHELTER ISLAND HEIGHTSRichard P Rush, Charles Dunne, 25 Winthrop Road, 4,700,000

SOUTHAMPTONRuth, Lewis & John Steel, Patricia S Patterson, 155 Hill Street, 2,000,000

Buld LLC to Lorrain Sommerville-Hall, 45 Captains Neck Lane, 5,025,000Poremba to North Main St at SH LLC, 49 Pelletreau Street, 1,141,458

Lanahan to Timothy J Whealon 52 Osborne Avenue, 1,400,000SOUTHOLD

Marjorie D Petras, Paul & Angela Salerno, 700 Koke Drive, 1,060,000WAINSCOTT

Misrahi to Franciska Bittan, 10 Cobber Lane, 1,100,000WESTHAMPTON

Bauer Family LP, Town of Southampton, Mill Road, 1,110,000

AMAGANSETTJoseph A Pottgen, CTJV LLC, 31 Abrahams Landing Road, 990,000

BAITING HOLLOWBHG Dev. Corp, Michael P. Hugelmeyer, 35 West Alfred Ave., 581,547

CUTCHOGUEBeth A Pike, Joanne & James T Glover, 1125 Sterling Road, 625,000

EAST HAMPTONJill & Jason Pflaum, William & Sylvie Kilduff, 38 Tub Oarsmans Rd., 750,000

Deutsche Bank, Angela Schuler, 146 Pembroke Drive, 525,000Lois Anne & Jerome Sachs, Arlene Sachs, 10 Toilsome Lane, 800,000

HAMPTON BAYSPine Hollow N.S. Realty Corp, Robert Cirillo, 29 Gardners Ln. #2A, 630,0000

Michael H Ahern (Referee) , US Bank, 15 Argonne Road West, 566,7155JAMESPORT

Elizabeth J Magee Trust, Concetta & Anthony Bellisari, 56 Stoll Dr., 580,000Kujawski & Sons to Beyrodt Delea Assoc LLC, Manor Ln, 548,625

LAURELRose Marie Filasky, Cynthia B SantaCruz, Scalzo, 1995 Aldrich Ln., 642,500

MATTITUCKStephen Feeney, Maria & Gregory J Garrett, 900 Harvest Lane, 625,000

NORTH SEAWilliam B Mihalik, Susan Burke, 431 North Main Street, 710,000

ORIENTCyril K Lukeman, Samantha Kirby, 500 Village Lane, 755,000

QUOGUEGeorge & Alanna Webber, Todd Barry, 84 Jessup Avenue, 969,000

SAG HARBORAntoinette Pellegrino Trust, Thomas Groark, 7 Munchogue Dr., 987,000

SOUTHAMPTONMajors Path Associates LLC, Linda & H. Gazes, 34 Andrew Court, 770,000

Mary Derose, Keiler Holdings Ltd, 235 Big Fresh Pond Road, 650,000Christina M Baltz, Susan Sabel, 110 Burnett Street, 992,500

Majors Path LLC to Dennis SKINNER, 16 Gianna Court, 769,990

SOUTHOLDDell Development LLC, Stavroula & G. Protonentis, 215 Tarpon Dr., 575,0000

Wanda & James Rowland to Shawna & D. Bianco, 343 Oak Ln., 549,999Pulte Homes LLC to Marlene Vogel, 56 Samantha Circle, 520,000

WESTHAMPTONBauer Family LP, Town of Southampton, Mill Road, 630,0000

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Year-Round Rentals

Southampton: Wow! Privateentrance into 1 BR, furnished, spacious apt., in 2nd story Cape Cod. Picture window overlook-ing Bay. LR/ kitchen combo with entertainment area. Walk to College. $1,500 pays all! 631-271-3341, 516-680-5902

Wainscott South, Estate section. Fully furnished 3 bedroom 2.5 bath traditional near ocean beach. Heated pool, fireplace, CAC, farm field views, walk to Jitney, bike to beach. No smok-ing. Year round $81,500; Winter $21,000 (631)749-2640.

Wainscott, East Hampton:2 funished apts near ocean,$25,000 or $15,000 Year Round. 631-537-3068. 212-879-3089. a [email protected]

Westhampton 2 Bedroom house, newly renovated, mint condition on .5 acre. Quiet dead end street. Fireplace, washer/ dryer. 917-687-5902

Westhampton furnished apart-ment. 3 rooms. Heat, electric and cable included in rent. Suit-able for one. $1,000/ month plus security. 631-288-8024

Westhampton/ Quiogue: newlyrenovated/ furnished/ unfur-nished 2 BR 1 bath cottage, kitchen, den/ office, loft, new wood floors. Walk Village, quiet area. Parking for one car. $1,600 monthly +. Immediate (516)456-3186

Westhampton: Newly reno-vated 3 BR apt., $1,750. monthly, utilities included. 631-288-3190

Real Estate Services

Certified Buyer Representativeavailable to assist in your home purchase. Licensed RE broker, MLS, NYSAR, SRES. Loretta Besser Family RE Inc. 516-818-4931.



Call John @ 631-208-1332


Rent - Sell - Live Well

Leslie Tarbell DonovanAccredited HomeStaging Planner

Office: 631-283-8175Cell: 631-875-4303

Open Houses

Westhampton Beach: Come see our beautiful new custom house.,Sat. & Sun., 9/27 - 9/28.12 -4pm. 124 Beach Rd.,Contact Charlie (516)236-5502

SAG HARBORNEW 8,000 Sq. ft.

Luxury Traditional2244 Noyac Rd,

5 in suite bedrooms,8 bath, 6 fiireplaces,

5 zone air conditioning?Heating,

50 ft infinity edgegunite pool/ spa,

1.2 acres,$3,9995,000

Luxury living Intl.Real Estate

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Southampton: Immaculateranch. 2 bedrooms, 2 baths.Granite, new kitchen, wood floor. Sunday 1 - 4 pm. 122 St.Andrews Circle. (631)655-7358



REDUCED TO$398,000!

1,800 sq ft., excellent officespace with easy access,

conveniennt to LIE,courts, downtown.

Good for law firm, retail,real estate firm, art gallery

or general usse.

Kitchen area, separateback office, bathroom.

Dry storage in basement.AC/ parking/ alarm.


Call 516-443-9108


Aquebogue. Renovated NorthFork Victorian mini- estate on 2.6 acres. Barns, vineyard. Zoned commercial. www.casadiamoreny.com


Bridgehampton. Great invest-ment property! Large 4 bedroom, 2 bath on private acre. Fireplace, full basement, quiet street. Short drive to Sag Harbor, East Hamp-ton, Southampton. Room to ex-pand. By owner $679,000. (917)691-4169

East Hampton charming village ranch. Walk or bike. 3 bed-room, 2 bath. Spacious deck, outside shower. Half acre. Pri-vate yard. $685,000.631-897-2151

East Hampton

Priced To Sell

5 bedroom, 4 bath

pool, pond,

spectacular gardens.

G reat IInvestment

taxes, close to all.




East Hampton- Springs. Handy-man special. 3 bedroom, 2 bath, attached studio, fireplace, at-tached garage, 1/2 acre, beach and marina rights. $525,000 (804)370-4046

East Hampton/ Barnes Landing. 5 bedrooms, 3 baths, large deck, inground heated pool, 1/2 mile to bay beach with private parking. Needs cosmetics. $695,000. Owner (631)495-5118



1 plus acres

great views on

wide cove,

built 2004,

4 bedroooms, 3 full baths

2 cars , decks,

too much to list,

must see,


Leslie Chornoma




EAST QUOGUE 14 Foxboro Road. New custom built home.4 BR, 4 bth, hardwood floors, on 1/2 acre, room for pool, frplc, many extras. Open House 9/27 & 9/28. 12- 4. By Builder $849K. 631-338-3891

East Quogue Price Reducedfor Quick Sale. New construc-tion. 50’x20’ pool, $975,000. Builder 631-581-7456www.hamptonsnewhomes.com

Eastport. Quaint cottage on Sea-tuck Creek. 2 bedrooms, 1 bath Livingroom with wood burning stove, EIK, deck, dock, 1/2 acre. Principals only. By owner $540,000 (631)325-3938

G reenport: charming Cottageon Silver Lake. 2/3 BR, 1 bath, FDR, EIK, studio loft, tastefully renovated, on a deep lot with small boat access and sunset views. $489,000. Call Owner for appointment 631-948-1047

South Fork Realty143 West Montauk Hwy

Hampton Bays631-728-6565


GREAT STARTER HOMERAANCH 2 Bedrooms, living room, kitchen, & expansion room. Full basement, 1/3 Acre,upgrades. $349,000

PECONIC BAYFRONTRED CEDAR POINT PrivateOpen Bayfront Contemporary on1.2 Acres, 200' beach. Features great room with fireplace, 3 bed-rooms, 2 baths, full basement, 2 car, c/a. Must See! $2,100,000




Ranch, 2,000 sq ft, flag lot.

One of a Kind Construction

.57 acres, 4 BR, 2 Batth,office, 2.5 garage,

all major appliances, heatedgunite pool, CAC, CVAC,

skylights, intercom,irrrigation system, 100 amphouse stand-by generator,

covered patio, fencedp roperty & much more!

By OOwner

Open House Daily 12-3pm


Cell 631-278-5366

Hampton Sales and RentalsEast End’s largest selection


East Quogue Bay Estates on lovely street south of highway on 3/4 acre 3 bedroom cedar Ranch All seasons sunroom fireplace in ground pool de-tached garage finished basement the list goes on Asking $630,000

Riverhead Village fixer upper 3 bedroom 2 bath corner lot$229,000

Jean Carbone Real Estate, Inc.61 Montauk Highway



Quiiogue - New to Market and won't last - Totally renovated country cottage with two bed-rooms and one bath and large deck and plenty of room for ex-pansion all on 1.1 acres. $425,000.00 Exclusive.

Quiogue - Artist Chalet - two bedroom two bath charmer with fireplace, ROW to water, .50 acres $850,000.00 Exclusive

Westhampton - Three bed-rooms, one and one half baths, _+ acre, quiet neighbor, one car garage. $375,000.00 Exclusive


Laurel Links Golf Course

" We Are WhereYou Want To Be"

Less than 2 hours fromManhattan on Long Island'sNorth Shore in thee heart of

wine country.

Ideal as a year roundresidence or weekend


Enjoy Country Club LivingOlympic Pool, Tennis

Courts, Health Club &World Class Dinning.

Call Edward J. Jarvis631-835-9123 today for anappointment to meet the

Builder/ Architect.

Ask about our UniqueP re-Construuction price.

G reenport 631-477-2220Riverhead 631-603-3500


Southold: Meticulously restored story book c. 1900 4 BR, 2 bath Victorian cottage. Southern ex-posure, pastoral views, bay beach and park down the road.Exclusive $579,000.

Southold: Spacious farmhouse with large living space, updated kitchen and bath. Needs work. 1/3 mile to Sound beach. Exclu-sive. $399,000

Orient: 3BR, 2 bath custom cape, vaulted ceiling, energy ef-ficient woodstove, LR, Kit, DA, deck, 2 car gar., .46 acre, sound front community. Reduced! Ex-clusive $575,000

G reenport: Turnkey well main-tained 3 BR, 1.5 bath Ranch sits on lush .5 acre, near sound beaches, Village shops and trans-portation. Exclusive $499,000.

Greenport Village: Historic 1920s home, recently restored, 3 BR, 1.5 bath, covered porch. Ex-clusive $409,000.

Riverhead: Custom built 4 BR, 2.5 bath Colonial, GR/ FPL, EIK, LR, DR, sunroom, MBR, HW floors, .59 private acre, igp, jacuzzi, and deeded L.I. Sound beach rights. Exclusive $699,000

Morley Agency38 Hampton Road



Southampton - ImpeccablyFresh Offering! Lushly land-scaped privacy, immaculate con-dition, formal living/dining, den, 2 fireplaces, 4 bedrooms, 3.5

Open Houses

EAST QUOGUE MOBILEHOME Renovated 2 Bedoom $89,000

ESTATE SALE HAMPTONBAYS Waterfront, Rampasture Area, Shy 1 Acre, Great Views, deep water. One story needs TLC. Must See! Just Reduced$1,295,000.

Spacious Country Ranch. Re-cently renovated 4 bedroom, 2 baths, EIK, dining room, base-ment, OHA, deck and privateback yard. $399,900

One bedroom Co-Op with pool & tennis $99,000. Studio at $49,000

ExclusivesSouth Fork Realty

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S O U T H O L DBeautiful home surrounded by horses and protected land, 4BR, 3.5 bath custom home is sure to please. Mahogany deck, pool,

patio, high end kitchen, hardwood Radiant floors, fplc, CAC & a full finished basement w/ separate entrance. Just reduced!

$759,000. Exclusive. Thomas J. McCarthy Real Estate, Inc.

(631) 765-5815 www.thomasjmccarthy.com


Totally renovated, energy efficient, 2300 sq. ft. buildingon half acre. Stones throw to Golf Course,

Sunset Beach and The Heights.

Split plan for shared residence, or suitable for a business with apartment. Quality construction throughout.

Gourmet kitchen with cherry cabbinets, granite countertops,hardwood floors, living room with sandstone fireplace,

dining room, 2 fuull baths with marble vanities, central air.Full basement, cedar and mahogany deck. Room for pool.

$699,000. By owner

631-728-3183 [email protected]



baths, central air, 2-car garage, awning patio, pool, gardens.Exclusive $1,795,000

Southampton - Peaceful Coun-try Retreat! Recently listed en-ticing Saltbox, relaxing getaway for year-round enjoyment, cathe-dral living, library, 2 fireplaces, 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, central air, room for pool. Excellent$895,000

Southampton - Recently Re-duced! Adorable, cozy shingled cottage totally renovated, move right in. Greenhouse living room wing, woodburn stove, dining room, 2 bedrooms, 1 bath, landscaped half acre. Co-Exclu-sive $679,000

Remsenberg: Water commu-nity. Opportunity! 4 bedroom 4 bath house project. 3/4 acre.$700k. (631)655-7358 owner



2/3 acre on cove.


150 feet waterfront.

Small house on property.


Owner (631)208-3989


Sag Harbor Historic District: colonial with four bedrooms, parlor, formal dining room, eat in kitchen, 11/2 bathrooms. Full basement. Barn. In the heart of the village. Reduced to $619,000.00. George Heine Realty 725-9001

Noyac Beach Community:Spacious ranch offering three large bedrooms, two bathrooms, large wrap around kitchen, living room, rear deck, full basement, above ground pool on an over-sized plot. Walk to the beach and stores. Reduced to$619,000.00 Open House Sat. Sept 27th 1-3pm George Heine Realty 725-9001

Southampton Cove: Newlybuilt (2001) four bedroom house with two bathrooms, living room, large kitchen, full base-ment, and rear deck. Asking $619,000.00

George Heine Realty631-725-9001


Dredged deep water,bulkhead, private beach,sunsets, facing preserve.




Custom 2 Story House,Wrap Around Porch,

Gourmet Kitchen,Fireplace, Open Floor Plan,Walkout Basement, ManyExtras. Walking Distance

to Coecles Harbor Mariina,On One Acre.

Built in 2000.Taxes $5435.00.

A Must See to Appreciate.

Priced to Sell at$1,1600,000.

Please Call 631-654-3310




year-round condo

Spectacular views

second floor unit.

Mint 2 bedrooms, 2 bathss,

living room,

2-sided FIREPLACE,

dining/sitting sunroom,

deck, patio, basement,

tennis, pool, marina.

Low maintenance/taxes.

By owner $685,000.



Southampton “In The Hills”, South of highway, 6 years new..…Custom Design,Mediter-ranean,Nestled on 1 private acre,”gates”, True Stucco, ..featuring….Vaulted Ceilings,…5 BRS/, 4.5 baths, great room, library,decks,verandas,porches, gunite kidney pool, fin base, (suite & rec room), garage, fireplace, sprinklers, cac, and more ! Bike, 2plus miles to Ocean (Coopers Beach) & SH Village.. call owner /bkr, 917-331-2023…Price…1.788 mil (under ap-praised value) Also Summer Rental 30k per mth, avail, as Winter rental

Direct Access Real Estate, Inc.Southampton..

Nick Cerrato, Owner/Broker917–331-20023

SOUTHAMPTON SHORES:Walk to beautiful bay beach, 3 tennis courts, marina. Adorable home, pretty property, heated 43’ pool in private setting, ma-ture plantings. Master bedroom on 1st floor plus 2 BRs and sleeping loft / office , 2 new baths. Double height living room, sunroom/ dining, eat in kitchen. Wonderful home and investment. $800,000.631-525-9219

Southampton Township

Waterview Cottage

Mooring Rights


The Real Estatte Shoppe



SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGEhouse. Location, Location! 3 Bedrooms, 3 Bath. Great bed-room views! Cathedral Ceiling.Woodburning Fireplace. Central Air. Full Basement. Short Walk to Town and Beach. 1/4+ Acre. Room for Pool. Upscale Neigh-borhood. Tennis Available. Needs work. As is. $699,000. Principals Only. 917-846-7785

WaterMill: Bright 3 bedroom, 2 bath home. Almost 2 acres. Wonderful free form gunite pool, gardens. Selling at land value! $999,999 631-726-2762.

Westhampton "Handyman Spe-cial" or tear down and build your dream home! 1.2 lot. Taxes $3238.12. Asking $349,000 Call Rosemary. All Suffolk Re-alty. 631-801-2505.


BRIDGEHAMPTON NORTHEstate area. 4.6 acres. Room for large house, pool and tennis. Ocean view. Owner $1,595,000. 516-810-9017


3 lots for saleby owner

.75 acre eachDeeded beach

Nice neighborhood

Starting at $275,000


East Quogue: Half acre building lot for sale. Corner lot, southern exposure on cul-de-sac. 2 miles from bay. 4 miles from ocean. $259,000. 631-804-2732.

Jean Carbone Real Estate, Inc.61 Montauk Highway



Quogue - South of Quogue Street, 3/4 of an acre in prime location, $1,395,000.00

Westhampton - Waterfront, 1+ acre prime location, $1,100,000.00 Exclusive


Noyac: Beautiful sloping two thirds of an acre on a quiet street with possible water views.Asking $589,000.00

Noyac: High one and one third pristine acres in prestigious area behind Trout Pond. Asking $1,300,000.00

George Heine Realty725-9001


Land for sale by Owner

.91 acres surrounded

by 2.5 acres of reserve

views, walk to beach,



Prime Land

Upstate New York.


building lots,

large parcels.

Close to

Colgate Universsity,

7 Oaks Golf

and Village.

Eagle River Realty, LLC


Water Mill 3 + acres permits, private road, good location$950,000 631-726-5352

Out Of Town

Florida: Boca Raton & Vicinity.www.HotShotHomes.com.Prudential Florida Realty.Jay Goldstein, Broker-Assoc. 561-789-5863.

Florida Cape Coral investment unit. New 2BR, 2 Baths+ con-vertible den. 1,930 s.f. outside storage room, dedicated boat dock, heated pool/ spa, granite counters, custom cabinets, Italian marble showers, tile floors, tiled lanai. Covered parking on 200 foot canal. Gulf access. Trade for condo or small house in Montauk or vicinity plus cash.Owner 954-328-6959212-321-2851

Out Of Town

NY Dutchess County:

One-of-a-kindcharming Farm on

57 private picturesqueacres. Stream, pond

and garddens add beautyto the in-ground pool,

field stone walls, patios,eleven room home,

4 bedrooms, 3 fiireplaces.

Gourmet kitchenbecomes a family area

with wrap-aroundwindows overlooking

lawns, fields.

PP roperty includesseparate guesthouse,barn with two 13-foot

doors, machine area andseparate office.

A 21-barrel winery witha 3,000 bottle

rack room ready forfall production.

On a 25-mile bike traailnear TSP, Metro North,

Stewart Airport,1-3/4 Hours from NYC.

Motivated Seller914-475-8821 8445-462-6888

PRINCE EDWARD ISLANDCANADA: New OceanfrontHome with a panoramic viewof 2 lighthouses, the Conffed-eration Bridge, and sur-rounded by 200 acres ofprivacy. Offered at BuildersWholesale Cost. Hipped roof lines elegant entryway, 14’ ca-thedral ceilings, water view from almost every window, heated triple-car garage, state of the art Geo-Thermal heating & A/C, mahogany hardwood & ceramic tile floors, hand stone & granite countertops, private masters quarters with en-suite, walk-in closet, and private covered porch. High Speed Internet con-nection, high definition satellite TV, central vac, ceiling fans & gorgeous large chandeliers, open concept den/ library with pillars & grand archways, 1600 sq. ft. deck with southern exposure.There is simply nothing like it in PEI at any price.$499,877+GST. See sunburycove.com for more info.Michael Poczynek, Century 21Northumberland,(902)888-8860.

Real Estate Wanted

Buyer/ Client looking to purchase 4 - 5 bedrooms, 3 plus baths. Southampton/ Watermill area. $1.3 - $1.7 million. If you have such a property, please contact Loretta Besser Family RE Inc. Certified BuyerRepresentative 516-818-4931. All replies strictly confidential.


SYMA JOFFE GERARD R.E.631-325-8201

We Specialize inNorth Fork Land

15 Acre farm with lovely secluded

1 acre site for your home$850,000

Magnificent 5 acre wooded site with 200'of frontage on LI Sound $1,500,000

Beautiful lake front 6.5 acre, sub dividable, $699,000

20 acre farm with house and barn, $995,000

G reat Opportunity 6.5 Acres, Water view, $495,000

P restige 46 Acre Viineyard wcottage $2,750,000

18 Acre Farm, Riverhead,$595,000

Waterfront 1 Acre in elegant community $850,000

C reek Front 1.8 Acres withpermits $495,000

140 Acre, 1300' of Frontage on LI Sound

Call Ina 631-835-6100for Residential Lots

Remsenburg olde charmer withfour bedrooms ,huge great roomwith fireplace ,charming master suite , separatelegal (barn) guest cottage withl/r, bath,an loft bedroom, absolutelyadorable, with a garage too .Owner must sell!don't miss this one ,only $875kbroker 631-335-1996 .

Allen Piliero, Associate BrokerPrudential Douglas Elliman

Real EstateWesthampton Beacch631-288-6244 ext. 288


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10,0000 Sq.. Ft..Historicall Manorr Housee •• Cooperstownn Area

100 Bdrms,, 44 Suites,, 111 FP's,, 2,0000 sq.ft.. LR,,

commerciall kitchen,, furnished.. Incrediblee views,, overr 500

acress off woods,, fieldss andd trials,, Horsee stallss available.. 3

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$5,0000 PER MONTH •• 516-314-25661147786

Realtor Listings Realtor Listings

CColdwell BankerPrestigious Properties

East Hampton 631-324-7850www.coldwellbankerhamptons.com

Shabby Chic Saltbox. East Hampton, darling get away! One bed plus fin-ished lower guest room, 1 bath, fpl. Available $2000 per month. Oct. - Aug. or YR/ RD. References. IN#98482

Beautiful French Country tradi-tional. East Hampton. One acre. 4 beds. 4 baths. His & Her baths, clos-ets. Mint! Antique beam ceilings. Wide Plank floors! Gorgeous garden! Private! Asking $1,650,000 IN#329914000 sq ft living space 5 bedrooms, 4 bath, 2 half baths. Finished lower level adds approx. 1000 sq ft, with a game room, play room, additional laundry room, another full bath. 20x 40 heated gunite pool, oversized pool patio, hot tub, and cascading water-fall. Asking 1,695,000 IN#33695

Wainscott North Traditional 2 story shingle features downstairs: 1 bed-room / bathroom. Upstairs: master, guest bedroom with own bathroom. One acre of land adjacent to a re-served area. Asking $850,000 IN#31006

Reduced to $2,295,000. Louse Point 3 BR cape with water views, private beach access, fabulous sunsets. Per-fect for kayaking and bird watching Exclusive IN#22075

Coldwell BankerPrestigious Properties

Southampton 631-283-5400www.coldwellbankerhamptons.com

Open HouseThe Courtyards At Southampton 1020 Majors Path Unit 33 Southampton, Sat & Sun 1-3pm 5 Villas/ Condos to view.In#42182

Shinnecock Hills- 4 bedroom 2 bath traditional, perfect starter home or project for someone looking for an in-vestment property. Living room w/ flp, eik, 2 bedrooms on first floor, 2 uptsairs, attatched garage, decking on .33 acre. Exclusive IN#42387$545,000

Shinnecock Bay- Private Waterfront Condo Resort on 5 acres of Shinne-cock Bay. Furnished with 2 bed-rooms and 2 baths. Eik, spacious liv-ing room and large private patio


Amagansett Office140 Main Street631.267.3900


Amagansett. Bell Estate Contempo-rary. 1.2 acres, 2,800 sf, 4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, CAC, patios, htd pool Co-Exclusive $1.95M WEB#38817 Alison Goggins 631.267.7416

East Hampton. Sunlight Inside & Out. 3 bedroom, 2 bath Saltbox with skylights and decks. Room for pool. Exclusive $550K WEB#17917 Agnes Bristel 631.267.7402

Amagansett. Further Lane Classic. Near ocean and village. 4 bedrooms, 3 baths on1.3 acres. Co-Exclusive $6.5M WEB#55427 Phyllis Estey 631.267.7431

Realtor ListingsMontauk. Hither Hills Oceanview. New high end 4 bedroom, 3.5 bath-room upside- down. Furniture and pool incl Exclusive $1.895M WEB#51151 Peter Moore 631.267.7421East Hampton. Clearwater Beach. Prime Building Lot just under .5 acre, close to marina. Exclusive $489K WEB#4764 Brian Nicholson 631.267.7406 Coop By The Sea

Amagansett. 2 bed, 2 bath, fur-nished. Great rental income or just enjoy. Exclusive $775K WEB#34192 Martha Perlin 631.267.7417

Amagansett. Napeague Beach Wa-terfront. Harbor/ Beach Bungalow with big water views; Diamond in the sand. Exclusive $1.2 WEB#41933 Arlene Reckson 631.267.7422

Amagansett. Exquisite Design-Steps To Ocean. Built 1990 recently reno-vated. 2 bedrooms, 2 slate baths, slate patio. Exclusive $1.695M WEB#53374 Suzanne Rose 631.267.7420

Amagansett. A View For All Sea-sons. 2 living rooms, 2 fpls, 4 bed-rooms, 3 baths, CAC, over .5 acre Exclusive $1.595 WEB#46275 Vicky Thompson 631.267.7430

Southampton. Post Crossing Tradi-tional. Pre-construction 5,000 sq. ft., 5 bedrooms, 6 baths, CAC, pool, 2-car garage Excusive $4.5M WEB#53748 Call Lylla Carter 631.702.9262

East Hampton Office20 Main St./78 Main St./51 Main St.324.9600 324.6900 324.3900


Eastt Hampton. Walk to Private Beach. 4 bedroom, 2 bath neat & tidy home fp,ht swimming pool. .5 miles to bay beach. Exclusive $619K WEB# 43007 Elise Prado 516.527.0043

Sag Harbor Office96 Main St/155 [email protected] 631.725.1500


Sag Harbor Home On Quiet. Near village and beaches, 4 BR/ 2.5B, .60 acre. Great value. Exclusive $749K WEB# 33776 Maureen Geary 631.725.3867

Bridgehampton Office2405 Main St/1936 Mtk Hwy


Spectacular Waterviews. Southamp-ton. Condo on the water, 4 bedroom, 3 bath Condo, pool/ tennis/ dock. Ex-clusive $695K WEB# 37952 Renee Despins 631.537.4134 Cell 917.439.3404

Water Mill. Berkshires in the Hamp-tons. All new log home, 4 bedrooms,

Realtor Listings3 baths, fpl, 1.4 acres. Exclusive $1.395M WEB# 54125 Renee Despins 631.537.4134 Cell 917.439.3404

Southampton. Cedar Clad Cottage in Southampton. Mint 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, eat-in kitchen, CAC, lovely lawn. Exclusive $569K WEB# 44928 Renee Despins 631.537.4134Cell 917.439.3404

Bridgehampton. Upscale profes-sional digs. Home/office combina-tion, 3 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, parking.Co.Exclusive $1.65M WEB# 31088 Renee Despins 631.537.4134 Cell 917.439.3404

Sagaponack. Sagaponack North. 4 beds, 3 baths, CAC, htd pool. Abuts 27 acre reserve. Exclusive $1.595M WEB# 19984 Sandra Pullman 631.899.0313

Southampton Office88 Main Street/30 Nugent Street

631.702.9265 631.283.9600www.corcoran.com

Southampton. Privacy On 1 Acre With Pool And Studio. Lovely, 4 BR, 2 BA. LR w/fpl. New garage with studio and bath. Co-Exclusive $825KWEB# 55068 Sandra Griffin 631.204.2608

Realtor Listings

Devlin McNiff Real Estate3 North Main Street

East Hampton, NY 11937631-324-6100


Gateway To East Hampton Village. Perfect spot for professional office in East Hampton Village. 3/4 acre property, plenty of room for expan-sion, pool and pool house. Turn of the Century 4 bedroom house, many original details. Exclusive. David Za-zula. Reduced $799,000. IN#49771.

Best Deal In E.H. Mint salt on 1/3 acre in East Hampton. 3 brs, 2 baths, open living/ dining/ kitchen area. Full basement, large deck. Well located. Room for pool. Exclusive. Reduced to $589,000. IN#46842.

It's Like Getting A Free House. 1700 s.f. home set on a private acre in top Northwest area is priced at just about land value. Master suite on first floor with 2 addtional bedrooms with a shared bath on second floor. Exclusive. Ed Brody. Just Reduced to $875,000. IN#10480.

Blow Out Price. Treescape condo in beautiful area of Northwest. 3 bed-room/ 2 bath end unit with large com-munity pool and tennis facility. Back on market. Owner Anxious. Just Re-duced to $599,000. Exclusive. IN#47175.

Dunes Beach House At Great Price. Fixer upper with 4 bedrooms, 2 baths and over 1500 sq. ft. of living space. Access to Amagansett East Associa-tion's private ocean beaches is just steps away. Exclusive. JR Kuneth. $1,295,000. IN#10974.

Sunset Shoores Close to Peconic Bay. First offering of 4 bedroom 2.5 bath 1/2 acre. Living room,EIK, family room with antique exposed beams, 2 car garage,large deck, & out door shower. Exclusive. Patricia Stanis. $749,000. IN# 18571.

A Wonderful Life. New listing onquiet NW cul-de-sac with meticu-lously maintained grounds, protected by deer fence. 3 bedrooms, pool,deck with access to dining area and living room. New Exclusive. Leslie Hillel. $799,000. IN#21399.

A Breath Of Fresh Air. Talented builder renovated, redesigned entire home on shy half acre in East Hamp-ton. 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, living room w/ fpl, new kitchen and baths, beautiful pool and grounds. New Ex-clusive. $945,000. IN#25127Barnes Landing. Comfortable 3 bed-room 2 bathroom contemporary on .57 acre. Great floor plan with master

Realtor Listings

backing up to woods. Exclusive IN#54909 $399,900

Southampton- Charming 2 Bed-room, 1 Bath Cottage. Easy Access To The Towns Of Southampton And Sag Harbor. Features an EIK, Sunny Living Room, Loft, Sunporch, Back Porch, Front Pergola. Exclusive IN#29390 $525,000

Center Moriches- New England style beach cottage with waterviews of Moriches Bay, completely updated in 2006. Fine workmanship can be found in the built- in craftsman fur-nishings and trim work. Exclusive IN#13711 $485,000

Coldwell BankerPrestigious Properties

East Quogue 631-653-3535www.coldwellbankerhamptons.com

Hampton Bays Cozy Country Ranch. South of Highway, near beaches, school, town. Features 2 BR, 1 BA, EIK with new Pergo floors, new roof, full basement, 1 car at-tached garage. $399,000 Exclusive IN# 36132

Hampton Bays Ranch Easy access to town,beach. 3 BR, 2 BA, EIK, LR w/ FPl, den, deck, mature landscaping, full basement, 1 car garage.$459,000 Exclusive IN# 31270

Sag Harbor, 2 story featuring 4 bed-rooms, 2.5 baths, kitchen, den, hard-wood floors and huge backyard! Needs a little TLC!! Terms and con-ditions are subject to bank approval. $550,000 Exclusive IN# 32015Westhaampton Luxury, 3 bedroom, 3 bath Condo minutes from beach. Unit offers many upgrades which are no longer available. Gourmet kitchen with maple cabinets, FDR, fpl, sun-sets over The Pines. Unit Will Not Last!! $675,000 Exclusive IN# 23631

East Quogue New Construction, 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, master suite with jacuzzi, walk in closet, CAC, CVAC, hard wood floors, ceramic title baths, spacious dining room and living area with wood burning fpl. $749,000 Ex-clusive IN# 27499

Hampton Bays Commercial Build-ing with high traffic & visibility. Situated on 1.6 acres, close proximity to new shopping center, also available

Prudential Douglas EllimanHAMPTON BAYS OFFICE


Northport $469,000 Excellent condi-tion, 4 BR, 1.5 B, FDR, LR, EIK,fpl, all appliances, wood floors, patio, OHW, full basement, 2 heating zones, attic, approx. 2700sf. Owner Moti-vated! Excl. F#2107888

East Quogue Comm’l $2,750,000 Convenient location, main building offers 1 BR apt. and 4 BR house. Warehouse is approx. 500sf. with 25 parking spaces. Excl. F# 349666

East Hampton $850,000 Creekfront contemporary totally renovated in Clearwater Beach w/ private boating & beach rights. 1/10 mile to Gardiner's Bay. F#64451

Sagaponack Land $1,500,000 9.2 acres can be 4 acres each or 3 parcels of 2.1 acre each with variance. F#63540

Hampton Bays $535,000 Well con-structed ranch w/ garage on .43 acre w/ 3 BR, 2 B, kitchen w/ dining area. LR w/ fpl, vaulted ceiling, 2 sky lights, bay window, hrdwd flrs, laun-dry room. Excl. F#67189

Eaast Quogue $399,500 2 BR, 2 B of-fers detached 2 car garage, enclosed porch & peaceful back yard setting. 1/10 mile to Shinnecock Bay beach. Summertime retreat. Excl F#66705

Hampton Bays $555,000 Front porch, 4 BR, 2 B, EIK , laundry room, back yard w/ pool, 2 car ga-rage, new roof, finished basement, off quiet road, close to all. Exc. F#67248

Flanders $389,999 2 story, 3 BR, 2 B, LR w/ fpl, 1,800sf, new kitchen w/ skylight, walk to private beach, front water view. Excl. F#67253.

Hampton Bays $515,000 Charming ranch on .50 acre, 3 BR, 2 B, refin-ished wood floors, sunroom, EIK, up-dated appliances, semi- finished full

bedroom & bathroom on 1 side of liv-ing room/ dining area and 2 guest rooms and bathroom on other side. Walk to Bay beach. New Exclusive. Leslie Hillel. $680,000. IN#29008.

Adorable Beach Bungalow. 3 bed-room beach bungalow. On large 2/3 acre with room for pool or expansion. New Exclusive. Jennifer Linick. $689,000. IN#29033.

Pristine, Ready For You. Clean con-temporary saltbox. lots of light throughout. 3 bedrooms and 2 full baths. backyard, great deck plus pool surrounded with brick and additional decking. Awesome grounds on .40 of an acre. New Exclusive. Jack Kelle-her or Judy Mendoza. $620,000. IN#33948.

Least Expennsive Price In East Hampton. 2 bedroom house on 1/3 acre on very nice street in Springs. Needs work but with the right moves, you'll have a winner. Exclusive. David Zazula. $350,000.

G reat Deal In The Northwest. First offering in John Marshall school dis-trict and only 2 minutes to Village. Hardwood floors, heated pool, out-door shower, full basement, and low taxes. New Exclusive. Deborah Hallissey. $695,000. IN#40737

Family Style. Great 5 bedroom home in Lions Head Beach steps from pri-vate association beach and marina. Large 50 ft. pool, half acre property, central air, and 2 car garage. Perfect for the whole gang. New Exclusive. Leslie Hillel. $825,000. IN#65477

Like A Soho Loft. Delightful loft- like home in Historic Springs near Accabonac Harbor. Natural light fil-ters through floor to ceiling windows, gourmet kitchen, new pool. On al-most 3 pastoral acres. New Exclusive. Gary Reiswig. $1,495,000. IN#39859.

for rent. $3,300,000 Exclusive F# 73808

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New Construction- Riverhead 1.16 private acres 5/6 BR, 3 BA, over sized 2 car garage, formal LR, DR, great room w/ FPL, master suite w/ jacuzzi, huge walk in closet. Base-ment has 8" ceilings with outside en-trance! IN# 14988 Exclusive $439,000

Oceanfront Sunriise- Westhampton Beach 1 BR apt. w/ unobstructed ocean views from the private deck.Pristine beaches, bay access, Htd pool, tennis, excellent sunrises, and superb sunsets, resort-like ambiance.IN# 40779 Exclusive $375,000

Eco- Friendly Victorian- East Moriches .75 acre lot, 3200 sq. ft. 4 BR and 2.5 BA, granite counters in kitchen, CAC, and custom moldings throughout. "GREEN" home uses geo-thermal technology, tremendous saving on utility bills. IN# 12295 Ex-clusive $599,000

Bay Estates- East Quogue 3 BR, 2 BA, 2 car garage, family room with FPL, room for pool and expansion.New roof and CAC system installed.Primary residence or a second home.IN# 47712 Co-Exclusive $659,000

Oceanfront Serenity- Westhampton Beach Just over bridge from village, 'beachy' Dune Road 2 BR, 1.5 BAapt. w/ floor to ceiling windows, pri-vate deck overlooking ocean and sky. Services include pool and tennis. IN# 52189 Exclusive $799,000

Summer Breeze- Westhampton Beach Adorable renovated cottage surrounded by a large deck w/ sunset and bay views. 4 BR, 2 BA, FPL plus ROW to ocean across Dune Road. Community boat launch. IN# 53460 Exclusive $975,000

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Hampton Bays $2,349,000 Views to Mattituck, Robins Island. Nestled in cliffs overlooking Peconic Bay. 4 BR, 3.5 B and 4,000 sf. 2 levels. Base-ment, heated pool, 2 car garage. Pri-vate stairway to own beach. Excl.F #53058 | Web#H0153058

Quogue $2,200,000 5 BR, 5.5 B post modern .75 acres. 2 story, pool w/ built in hot tub, fpl,basement. Excl. F#64028 | Web#H52077

Remsenburg $1,150,000 Captivating 5 BR, 3.5 B secluded post modern 1.60 acres. Includes pool, pool/ guest house and tennis court, updated kitchen, wood & tile floors, fpl, and Jacuzzi. Newly finished 1 BR base-ment apartment with permits for legal rental. Excl. F#66219 | Web# H45265

Centeer Moriches $649,000 Boater's heaven with an 83ft. bulkhead on Or-chard Neck Creek. Boat ramp acces-sible from detached garage and the street. Totally renovated w/ 3 BR, 1.5

Realtor ListingsB, new kitchen, high ceilings. Deck w/ private hot tub. Excl. F#66662 | Web#H73343East Quogue $849,000 Dream home

on cul-de-sac w/ 4 BR, 2.5B, LR with fpl, dining room with sliders to deck, yard. Family room, porch.Also for rent year-round @ $4,000 month. Excl. F#66321 | Web#47510Jamesport $539,000 4 BR, 2.5 B co-lonial .64 acre w/ AC, family room, fpl, den, hardwood floors, basement and pool. Excl. F#66565 | Web#H12407

East Quogue $899,999 Master bed-room w/ fpl, spiral staircase leading to loft office w/ balcony, steam room. Dining and living room w/ fpl and sliding doors to pool deck. Addi-tional 4 BR, playroom and loft den area. Excl. F#64280 | Web#H18509

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Southampton Land $550,000 Pri-vate, wooded 1.3 acre retreat minutes from village, ocean, ponds, bays.Room for 5 BR house, pool, cabana, gardens. Health permit in place. F#344701.

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Eastport $634,000 New listing for the 55 or better! Fabulous condo gated community: Encore Atlantic Shore! Many upgrades plus owners added much more. Few models built on the preserves in quiet location. Very negotiable. Excl.

Quogue $3,195,000 1.4 waterfront acres. Fantastic location, ability to ex-pand or build. Approx. 100 ft. of bulk heading, separate dock, room for 3/4 boats, access to Quogue Canal. In village,

Realtor Listingsincludes 5 BR, 3 B, a/c, fpl, EIK, diningarea, large LR, den/ office, detached 2 cargarage, room for pool.Westhampton Beach $1,349,000

Minutes to town from 4 BR, 2.5 B newly renovated contemporary. Com-pletely gutted, everything new. Kitchen is stainless,marble, beautiful wood cabinets, new wood floors throughout. Marble baths, new ma-hogany decks. New landscaping and new pool liner.Maintenance free. Visit Virtual Tour.

Westhampton $595,000 Pristine lakefront condo. Walk to town, bike to beach. Turnkey 2 BR, 2.5 B, kitchen w/ island, great room w/ gas fpl, double sliders in dining/ living room, brick patio, overlooking lake and community pool. CAC, CVAC, hardwood floors. Large master suite with deck, large master bath. 2nd BR w/ private bath. 1 car garage.

Southampton Township $675,000 Investment/ Income property. Beauti-ful country home, mint .92 acre, cul-de-sac, lush landscaping. Privacy, close to ocean and Hamptons. 3/4 BR, 2 B, EIK, LR w/ fpl, dining area, den, large deck, low taxes. Legal, rental apt w/ private entrance, kitchen, LR, BR and full bath.

Quiogue $1,695,000 New, quiet road. Landscaping, pavers, kidney- shaped htd pool, radiant floor heat, 3 zone hydronic heating, all marble baths, wainscotting, built ins. Open kitchen w/ SS Viking, Bosch, Sub-Zero appli-ances, custom wood cabinets, granite.3 room master suite (enclosed sun room, marble bath),1,000 sf. fin. bsmt Steps to Main Street

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Realtor Listings1.38 acres. 3,000 sf. Large LR, FDR, country kitchen, 3 BR, wonderful master suite. Detached studio w/ BR, living area, kitchen, full bath , loft. $3000/month. F#59142.

East Hampton Village $1,195,000 New construction close to stores res-taurants, shops. 4 BR, 3.5 B, gourmet kitchen, 1st floor guest suite, master suite and 2 addt'l guest rooms up, LR w/ fpl, 2 car garage, room for pool. F#59675.

East Hampton Village $3,995,000 New construction, Just finished ex-ceptional new traditional w/ 4 BR, 5.5 B, gourmet kitchen, laundry room, wonderful master suite w/ fpl, LR w/ fpl, FDR, 2 car garage, htd pool. F#66281

East Hampton Village Fringe $3,195,000 New construction just re-duced. Traditional w/ formal LR, FDR, gourmet EIK, master suite w/ fpl, 3 en-suite guest rooms, den, fin. bsmt, 1 car garage, htd pool. F#64617

East Hampton $799,000 3 BR, 2 B, kitchen opening to dining area, dou-ble-height LR w/ sliders to private deck,1 car garage, beautiful acre, Close in Northwest. Excl. F#63131

East Hampton $550,000 3 BR, 2 B condo with CAC, finished basement, sliders out to patio, community pool and tennis. Reasonable maintenance. Excl. F#65756

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Light And Bright East Hampton trad-tiional offering 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, full basement, fpl, delightful front porch and sliders opening to lovely landscaped pool area. Web#46722

Exclusve. $949,000. East Hampton Office 631-324-8080

Montauk. Manor unit on ground floor.Views of tennis court. 2 sleep-ing areas and 2 bathrooms. Full serv-ice building with indoor/ outdoor pools, on-site dining, tennis courts, confrence room and exercise area. Truly beautiful property. Web#42294 Exclusive. $230,000. East Hampton Office 631-324-8080

East Hampton Village Fringe Tradi-tional with plenty living space. 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, fpl on .54 acres with room for pool. Exclusive. $925,000. East Hampton Office 631-324-8080

Hither Hills beach house. Immacu-lately maintained 3 bedroom, 2.5 bath home Solid summer rental history. Top of line kitchen, living room and dining room open to deck with in-credible ocean views, heated pool.Private ocean beach access. Web#39120. Co-Exclusive $1,795,000. East Hampton Office 631-324-8080

Charming Montauk cottage . Built in 1947 Completely restored to per-fection. .33 acre with mature land-scaping and room for pool. Wood floors, tile baths, new kitchen, and outdoor deck. Short distance to ocean beach, village. Truly unique. Web#39229. Exclusive. $1,250,000. East Hampton Office 631-324-8080

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Boaters and Nature Lovers, Here it is!2/3 acre of natural woodland, charm-ing 4 bedroom, 2 bath Red Creek home steps away from fishing, swim-ming, boating and birdwatching. Pri-vate waterfront community on prom-

ontory surrounded by Peconic Bay, adjoining parkland. Web#545484. Exclusive. $559,000 Bridgehampton Office 631-537-3200

Close to beach. Move right in. Bright, open contemporary with 3 bedrooms and 2 baths. Located on quiet street a few miles from Village, bay beaches. Open floor plan with lots of light. Screened porch over-looking the backyard. Room for pool. Web#52805. Exclusive $645,000. Bridgehampton office 631-537-3200

Adorable Ranch In Beach Commu-nity. Renovated 2 bedroom, 1.5-bath Garage, basemen, room to expand if necessary. 1/3 acre with 1/7 of beach-front property that has mooring rights and will soon have docking rights.Web#16185.. Exclusive. $549,000. Bridgehampton office 631-537-3200

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Charm In Remsenburg Renovated in 1990, 2 story traditional has 4 bed-rooms, 3 baths, tons of country charm. Featuring wide plank pine floors, 3 fpl, spacious great room with lots of windows, dining area off kitchen, plus formal dining room.Private deck with pool, pool/ guesthouse. Web#5265. $875,000. Westhampton Beach Office 631-288-3030

Farmhouse with Bucolic ViewsSurrounded by acres of preserved land this farmhouse offers 4 bed-rooms, spacious country kitchen, light filled sunroom , farm and sunset views, full basement and 4 car ga-rage. Minutes to L.I. Sound and bay beaches. Exclusive. $399,000. Web#46985. Westhampton Beach Office 631-288-3030

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Jamesport Southold Cutchogue Greenport Southampton Hampton Bays Sag Harbor

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Southampton $779,000Easy Living Southampton Contemporary Cedar sided Saltbox in a quiet Southampton residential community, yet central to all of the neighboring Hamptons. Spacious sun filled great room w/FP , skylight, soaring vaulted ceiling, sizeabledining area and multi sliders to the patio and decks. An ample first floor master with adjoining bath also has sliders to thedecks, pool and hot tub. Upstairs is an open balcony, 2 large vaulted ceiling guest rooms and guest bath. Outside are allthe amenities that you want: heated pool, hot tub, and enclosed hot/cold shower with changing area. Add to this an irri-gation system and a virtually maintenance free yard. A great get away - priced to sell. Co-Exclusive. IN# 48639

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SOUTHAMPTON $769,000South of the Highway Mint Ranch This Shinnecock Hills cutie has been totally redone - 2 new baths, new kitchen, newfree form htd pool with stone patio and deck, new windows and more. The interior has hardwood floors with a master, 2guest bedrooms, living room with fireplace and skylight, and a spacious eat-in kitchen. Outdoor shower, attached garagefor your car or expansion, full basement, separate laundry, security, and a private, landscaped .25 acre lot. Walk to thewater. Exclusive. IN# 54227

Directions: West on Hill Street to Old Montauk, left on Dellaria.

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SAG HARBOR Reduced to $1,139,000Sophisticated Style Situated on a private 1.7 acre wooded lot, this charming contemporary is only minutes to SagHarbor and Bridgehampton. Enter into a soaring great room with fireplace, open kitchen and dining, enjoy your spaciousmaster suite with sliders opening to both the pool area and a private patio, 3 additional guest bedrooms, 2 guest baths,central air, and a 2 car garage. Formal garden, flowering perennial beds, and multi-level decking surroundyour secludedpool area.. Exclusive. IN# 51134 Directions: Noyack Road east towards Sag Harbor, right on Millstone

OPEN HOUSESaturday, Sept. 27 1:00 pm - 3:00 pmSunday, Sept. 28 2:30 pm - 4:30 pm

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Southampton $639,000Forever Views Over Reserve Conscience Point, the idyllic Peconic Bay Peninsula, consists of hundreds of acres ofreserves, sandy bay beaches, and hidden coves, all a short ride to the Village. This Conscience Point property is a clearedflat rectangular .56 acre lot with specimen trees and shrubs; backing directly on over 10 acres of game and fisheryreserves; a short block to the water, a boat launch ramp, and a public marina; and only a short bike ride to a beautiful baybeach. The house is a 1400 square foot ranch with 2 bedrooms,1 bath, living room, kitchen, and large artist's studio -easily converted into a master bedroom and new bath or large den. Expand/renovate or build your own dream home.Room for a pool and garage. Great investment. JUST REDUCED!!! By Appointment Only. Exclusive. IN# 28598

SOUTHAMPTON $1,195,000Southampton Shores - Steps to Community’s private Beach, Marina and Tennis Nearly new 5 bedroom, 4 bathtraditional on a shy acre with heated gunite pool surrounded by a sunset gold patio. Home features a formal dining roomwith built-ins, gracious living room with farm views and eat in kitchen adjoining the family room. Add a finished base-ment with living, guest rooms, bath and separate access. Exclusive. IN# 55142

Directions: North Sea Road north, right on Noyack Road.


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NEW LOW PRICE OF $575,000! SUNSETS OVER THE WATER This remodeledcottage has 2 BRs, one bath, a/c, a full basement and garage. The windows facing southwest have mechanized awnings to minimize glare. There are severalpossibilities for expansion. IN#55778 EXCLUSIVE DIR: Three Mile Harborto Richardson to Mary's to 27 Hodder.

SPACIOUS 4000 SQ FT HOME traditional in a close-in Northwest community featuring five bedrooms, 3.5 baths plus a large great room with fireplace and skylights,dining area, kitchen with breakfast area and a finished basement. Outside there is a hottub and heated swimming pool overlooking a preserve. IN# 25877 $1,650,000.

RARE! NEW CONSTRUCTION just outside the Village of E. H. for less than amillion dollars! Grab it Now! Traditional 4 bedroom with 4.5 baths! Additionalamenities include first-floor master, gourmet kitchen with granite countertops, first-floor washer & dryer, living room with fireplace, spacious decking, central air,central vac and full basement. IN# 30826 $899,000.

MAIN BEACH is steps away from this one bedroom, one bath cottage located in awonderfully- landscaped private community, surrounded by multi-million dollarestates. The living room has a cozy fireplace, the kitchen and bedroom open to a patiowith mature trees, perfect for outdoor dining. Board approval is required. IN#52704CO-EXCLUSIVE $895,000.

THIS STUNNING ARCHITECT-DESIGNED contemporary by Don Chapel, has 4 BRs, 4 BAs, great room with soaring ceilings and fireplace, fabulous heated pool plusgunite spa, surrounded by 1.5 beautifully landscaped acres in Northwest overlooking 40 acres of reserve. Just a short walk to a private community bay beach. IN# 45052EXCLUSIVE $1,595,000.

NEW TO THE MARKET and beautifully priced at $1,950,000. In a park likesetting on .70 acres, this 3000 sq ft home is perfect for family or couple. It has abeautiful pool, a 2 car garage, 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths. The huge open living, dining, and kitchen area puts the family at the center of home life. IN 31420EXCLUSIVE.






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