Apprentice spoof- " Star Wars - A New Dope"

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Send ‘em up here!

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Well he's back...Trump is kicking tail and taking names...but what else is new...well the Jedi get toasted this time as the "Don" weeds out the padawans in a "New Dope"

Transcript of Apprentice spoof- " Star Wars - A New Dope"

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Send ‘em up here!

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Who’s responsible for scaring off all possible sales!?

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That would be Dooku, Mr. Trump. He was in charge of sales.

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And who was the loon who put him in charge of sales?

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That would be Sid.

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Well that explains things. Compared to Sidious, Dooku is a decent looking guy!

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Are you calling me homely Mr. Trump?!

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No, I’m calling you a repulsive sucker!

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Umm, I wouldn’t do that Mr. Trump… he’s been known to erupt, which is generally very scary.

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Erupter!

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Oh SHUTUP! Who asked you?! Go crawl back into the mud hole you came out of!

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What was Anakin in charge of?

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I put Anakin in charge of signage. I wanted the best looking guy, that would be me, to handle the people.

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WHAT?! The ladies can’t stand you, you old hag!!

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Ok, ok. I can see we have an extremely unstable team here. Sidious-

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-Friends call me Sid.

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I’ll keep that in mind… Sidious.

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You were the project manager, why the heck did you pick these two for your team? It’s as obvious as the wrinkles on your face that they can’t stand you. I mean, does anybody here like this guy? I met him just 10 minutes ago and already I hate him.

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What the…what’s the matter with him? He looks like he’s choking on something.

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Probably all that SPAM that was stuck in his teeth…

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Oh no… I tried to warn you. He’s…

erupting!!

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