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Chuckle Norris(stalker texas ranger)"A Tisket- A Tasket, someone's blown a Gasket (fuck)"

Female 47 years old Los Angeles, California

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Chuckle Norris(stalker texas ranger) is leading a charmed fucking life and drinking mojito39;s with my good friends....

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   Chuckle Norris(stalker texas ranger)'s BlurbsAbout me:I love to use the word FUCK, I think it says so much. I have lots and lots of sex with random people. I can't even remember how many times and with whom. I think Lynn spears is the best mom in the world and I want to be just like her. I wish I could meet her, she rocks. I want to do drugs and drink GIN all day long and I never get tired of being a mean bitch. I'm a born again Jew. Please visit my photobucket and check out the new photo's daily   I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace) Who I'd like to meet:Fucking everyone

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Destroying peoples lives Josh fucking Grobanwhat the fuck is eating gilbert grape, fucking goodfellas, fucking terms of endearment, sweeney fucking todd

Television Fuck if I knowbooks on how to use the word fuck in nine different languagesPeople who use the word fuck at least 3 times a day

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Orientation: StraightHometown: fucking valley of the dolls

JewishZodiac Sign: CapricornChildren: Proud parentOccupation: photographer

 Jamie 

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 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! TEEN LA QUEEFA!!!!! 

 An Angry Crusader named Jackson Karlisle 

 The Ayatoallah of Rock-n-Rollah 

 ruby   ♪♫ The Over Achiever ♫♪   Journey   KMK 

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Displaying 25 of 25 comments  ( View All | Add Comment ) Journey Feb 2 2008 9:52 AM

Shallow Reality Shows? LOL There are plenty of those. Have you watched the Celebrity Apprentice yet? This one has been a doozy and I normally love the Apprentice. But with a bunch of superstar ego's, it's funnier than hell.

I was emailed last night about someone blowing a gasket and I had to go for myself and read, I spent two hours reading it (more time than I spent on my Master's work yesterday) and then I had to ponder it for the night. I know she is gonna tell me to get the hades out of her forum, like she has been telling everyone else, but it's not like I haven't been told that before.

Now I love Chuck Norris and his series Texas Ranger, you be good to that star (the person and the one on your chest) don't tarnish it. :)

♪♫ The Over Achiever ♫♪

Feb 1 2008 6:37 PM

OOoh I see! Okay then

Eva Gaboring Feb 1 2008 6:27 PM

Holy fuck I love Lewis Black! We FUCKING belong together!

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Feb 1 2008 6:15 PM

Um I was told to ask you about Josh's makeup?? LMAO...you do his makeup?? Don't ask me why cause I don't get it either...:D

Eva Gaboring Feb 1 2008 4:30 PM

KM seems to be on the right page. Where does she live and can she come over to play?

Eva Gaboring Feb 1 2008 4:27 PM

The obvious difference is... WE don't care. If we did it wouldn't be on the net. Oh, H E double toothpicks... I forgot to weigh in on the subject of treadmills. Can we please go get one today?

KMK Feb 1 2008 3:27 PM

I think you should hold out for the louise vuitton!

Eva Gaboring Feb 1 2008 1:01 PM

OY, it takes 2 FUCKING geniuses to figure it out. This is just more proof that the pilgrim FUCKED the buffalo.

Eva Gaboring Feb 1 2008 12:42 PM

I simply marvel at the absolute genius that some people are blessed with. And to think it took only 4 months to figure it all out. Very Impressive. Baby Jesus!!! It's a miracle!!!

Eva Gaboring Feb 1 2008 12:07 PM

867-5309?

Journey Feb 1 2008 11:00 AM

You can't kidnap LaKeesha.

You still getting Pub-Licity?

Morgan Freeman is such a gentle man. I can understand why you want to meet him.

I have this thing about meeting Prince William, Queen Elizabeth (like that's really going to happen!) ahhh but it's nice to dream. I love the English, I wish there were more of them in the U.S.

Eva Gaboring Feb 1 2008 1:24 AM

ewww i hate that song. and for a minute i thought it was gonna be Tubular Bells.

Eva Gaboring Feb 1 2008 12:27 AM

hahahaha!

Eva Gaboring Jan 31 2008 10:10 PM

now, take that Djinn Djinn photo and add 60 years to it and you have a Gin Gin

Eva Gaboring Jan 31 2008 10:08 PM

check it out... this is what a Djinn Djinn looks like

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Jan 31 2008 7:16 PM

Oh yeah that's how it is with Johnny and Denzel!!

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Jan 31 2008 5:28 PM

Oh I saw that you want to meet Morgan Freeman! I got to meet him in Cleveland, I thought I was going to pass out! He is one of the greatest actors of all time!

Journey Jan 31 2008 4:42 PM

I will check her out, you should be

careful of Gin - I hear that stuff will eat your gut over time.

Ballroom dancing? I've been watching Season 2 of DWTS on the BBC Channel on Sunday nights. I love the dancing, was pretty good at it, till the arms became a pain. :( Oh well, crap happens. Careful of Gin Gin without the Tonic.

♪♫ The Over Achiever ♫♪

Jan 31 2008 2:26 PM

Wow she is good, I like her voice, I am gonna have to get her stuff off itunes! That's cool your husband has his own label...I see why your daughter is so musical! It runs in the family!

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Jan 31 2008 2:19 PM

Will do right now!!

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Jan 30 2008 1:57 PM

Oh yeah! I am good but I am no Lucia, lol

Journey Jan 30 2008 1:50 PM

I just did, nice sound.

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Jan 30 2008 1:45 PM

Yeah I do, and I did! They sound really good to me, she kicks butt on guitar! I wish I was cool enough to be in a rock band, lol...but I prolly should stick to playing my flute and violin :D

Journey Jan 30 2008 12:57 PM

Johnny Depp isn't my cup of tea and I have no clue who Vee is, but if they play decent music, I'm up for it! Thanks for the comment. :)

SilverFeather* Jan 29 2008 9:29 PM

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Have a good night!Peace,

Carol

Chuckle Norris(stalker texas ranger)

"welcome to the dark side. Oh, be sure to visit my photobucket"

Female 47 years old Los Angeles, California United States

Last Login: 2/2/2008

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   Chuckle Norris(stalker texas ranger)'s BlurbsAbout me:I love to use the word princes, I think it says so much. I have lots and lots of fun with random people. I can't even remember how many times and with whom. I love when crazy people visit my myspace and read my daily antics. Please visit my photobucket and check out the new photo's daily   I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

Who I'd like to meet:everyone

   Chuckle Norris(stalker texas ranger)'s Friend SpaceChuckle Norris(stalker texas ranger) has 83 friends.

 vee   **Tempest**  My Dolls 

 Jamie   AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

TEEN LA QUEEFA!!!!! 

 An Angry

Crusader named Jackson Karlisle 

 The Ayatoall

ah of Rock-n-Rollah 

Josh foxy GrobanTelevision

sy

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Orientation: StraightHometown: fucking valley of the dolls

JewishZodiac Sign: Capricorn

Proud parentOccupation: photographer

 Eva Gaboring 

 ruby   ♪♫ The Over Achiever ♫♪ 

 Journey 

 KMK 

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Eva Gaboring Feb 2 2008 3:59 PM

how much ass does keesha kick? loads of texan ass I would say! Fuckin' A keesha, you're one of us now, can you deal with it?

Eva Gaboring Feb 2 2008 1:00 PM

last night was fun. what time did the mojito queen leave? Did she send you the sarah silverman video? FUCKING FUNNY! Makes me really like Matt Damon.

Journey Feb 2 2008 9:52 AM

Shallow Reality Shows? LOL There are plenty of those. Have you watched the Celebrity Apprentice yet? This one has been a doozy and I normally love the Apprentice. But with a bunch of superstar ego's, it's funnier than hell.

I was emailed last night about someone blowing a gasket and I had to go for myself and read, I spent two hours reading it (more time than I spent on my Master's work yesterday) and then I had to ponder it for the night. I know she is gonna tell me to get the hades out of her forum, like she has been telling everyone else, but it's not like I haven't been told that before.

Now I love Chuck Norris and his series Texas Ranger, you be good to that star (the person and the one on your chest) don't tarnish it. :)

♪♫ The Over Achiever ♫♪

Feb 1 2008 6:37 PM

OOoh I see! Okay then

Eva Gaboring Feb 1 2008 6:27 PM

Holy fuck I love Lewis Black! We FUCKING belong together!

♪♫ The Over Achiever ♫♪

Feb 1 2008 6:15 PM

Um I was told to ask you about Josh's makeup?? LMAO...you do his makeup?? Don't ask me why cause I don't get it either...:D

Eva Gaboring Feb 1 2008 4:30 PM

KM seems to be on the right page. Where does she live and can she come over to play?

Eva Gaboring Feb 1 2008 4:27 PM

The obvious difference is... WE don't care. If we did it wouldn't be on the net. Oh, H E double toothpicks... I forgot to weigh in on the subject of treadmills. Can we please go get one today?

KMK Feb 1 2008 3:27 PM

I think you should hold out for the louise vuitton!

Eva Gaboring Feb 1 2008 1:01 PM

OY, it takes 2 FUCKING geniuses to figure it out. This is just more proof that the pilgrim FUCKED the buffalo.

Eva Gaboring Feb 1 2008 12:42 PM

I simply marvel at the absolute genius that some people are blessed with. And to think it took only 4 months to figure it all out. Very Impressive. Baby Jesus!!! It's a miracle!!!

Eva Gaboring Feb 1 2008 12:07 PM

867-5309?

Journey Feb 1 2008 11:00 AM

You can't kidnap LaKeesha.

You still getting Pub-Licity?

Morgan Freeman is such a gentle man. I can understand why you want to meet him.

I have this thing about meeting Prince William, Queen Elizabeth (like that's really going to happen!) ahhh but it's nice to dream. I love the English, I wish there were more of them in the U.S.

Eva Gaboring Feb 1 2008 1:24 AM

ewww i hate that song. and for a minute i thought it was gonna be Tubular Bells.

Eva Gaboring Feb 1 2008 12:27 AM

hahahaha!

Eva Gaboring Jan 31 2008 10:10 PM

now, take that Djinn Djinn photo and add 60 years to it and you have a Gin Gin

Eva Gaboring Jan 31 2008 10:08 PM

check it out... this is what a Djinn Djinn looks like

♪♫ The Over Achiever ♫♪

Jan 31 2008 7:16 PM

Oh yeah that's how it is with Johnny and Denzel!!

♪♫ The Over Achiever ♫♪

Jan 31 2008 5:28 PM

Oh I saw that you want to meet Morgan Freeman! I got to meet him in Cleveland, I thought I was going to pass out! He is one of the greatest actors of all time!

Journey Jan 31 2008 4:42 PM

I will check her out, you should be careful of Gin - I hear that stuff will eat your gut over time.

Ballroom dancing? I've been watching Season 2 of DWTS on the BBC Channel on Sunday nights. I love the dancing, was pretty good at it, till the arms became a pain. :( Oh well, crap happens. Careful of Gin Gin without the Tonic.

♪♫ The Over Achiever ♫♪

Jan 31 2008 2:26 PM

Wow she is good, I like her voice, I am gonna have to get her stuff off itunes! That's cool your husband has his own label...I see why your daughter is so musical! It runs in the family!

♪♫ The Over Achiever ♫♪

Jan 31 2008 2:19 PM

Will do right now!!

♪♫ The Over Achiever ♫♪

Jan 30 2008 1:57 PM

Oh yeah! I am good but I am no Lucia, lol

Journey Jan 30 2008 1:50 PM

I just did, nice sound.

♪♫ The Over Achiever ♫♪

Jan 30 2008 1:45 PM

Yeah I do, and I did! They sound really good to me, she kicks butt on guitar! I wish I was cool enough to be in a rock band, lol...but I prolly should stick to playing my flute and violin :D

Journey Jan 30 2008 12:57 PM

Johnny Depp isn't my cup of tea and I have no clue who Vee is, but if they play decent music, I'm up for it! Thanks for the comment. :)

SilverFeather* Jan 29 2008 9:29 PM

Myspace Graphics

Have a good night!Peace,Carol

Chuckle Norris(stalker texas ranger)

"A Tisket- A Tasket, someone's blown a Gasket (fuck)"

Female 47 years old Los Angeles, California United States

Last Login: 2/2/2008

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   Chuckle Norris(stalker texas ranger)'s BlurbsAbout me:I love to use the word FUCK, I think it says so much. I have lots and lots of sex with random people. I can't even remember how many times and with whom. I think Lynn spears is the best mom in the world and I want to be just like her. I wish I could meet her, she rocks. I want to do drugs and drink GIN all day long and I never get tired of being a mean bitch. I'm a born again Jew. Please visit my photobucket and check out the new photo's daily   I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

Who I'd like to meet:Fucking everyone

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Destroying peoples lives

Josh fucking Grobanwhat the fuck is eating gilbert grape, fucking goodfellas, fucking terms of endearmentsweeney fucking todd

Television Fuck if I knowbooks on how to use the word fuck in nine different languagesPeople who use the word fuck at least 3 times a day

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MarriedFriends

Orientation: StraightHometown: fucking valley of the dolls

JewishZodiac Sign: Capricorn

Proud parentOccupation: photographer

83 friends.

 vee   **Tempest**  My Dolls 

 Jamie 

 Eva Gaboring 

 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

TEEN LA QUEEFA!!!!! 

 An Angry

Crusader named

Jackson Karlisle 

 The Ayatoallah of Rock-

n-Rollah 

 ruby   ♪♫ The Over Achiever ♫♪ 

 Journey   KMK 

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Eva Gaboring Feb 2 2008 1:00 PM

last night was fun. what time did the mojito queen leave? Did she send you the sarah silverman video? FUCKING FUNNY! Makes me really like Matt Damon.

Journey Feb 2 2008 9:52 AM

Shallow Reality Shows? LOL There are plenty of those. Have you watched the Celebrity Apprentice yet? This one has been a doozy and I normally love the Apprentice. But with a bunch of superstar ego's, it's funnier than hell.

I was emailed last night about someone blowing a gasket and I had to go for myself and read, I spent two hours reading it (more time than I spent on my Master's work yesterday) and then I had to ponder it for the night. I know she is gonna tell me to get the hades out of her forum, like she has been telling everyone else, but it's not like I haven't been told that before.

Now I love Chuck Norris and his series Texas Ranger, you be good to that star (the person and the one on your chest) don't tarnish it. :)

♪♫ The Over Achiever ♫♪

Feb 1 2008 6:37 PM

OOoh I see! Okay then

Eva Gaboring Feb 1 2008 6:27 PM

Holy fuck I love Lewis Black! We FUCKING belong together!

♪♫ The Over Achiever ♫♪

Feb 1 2008 6:15 PM

Um I was told to ask you about Josh's makeup?? LMAO...you do his makeup?? Don't ask me why cause I don't get it either...:D

Eva Gaboring Feb 1 2008 4:30 PM

KM seems to be on the right page. Where does she live and can she come over to play?

Eva Gaboring Feb 1 2008 4:27 PM

The obvious difference is... WE don't care. If we did it wouldn't be on the net. Oh, H E double toothpicks... I forgot to weigh in on the subject of treadmills. Can we please go get one today?

KMK Feb 1 2008 3:27 PM

I think you should hold out for the louise vuitton!

Eva Gaboring Feb 1 2008 1:01 PM

OY, it takes 2 FUCKING geniuses to figure it out. This is just more proof that the pilgrim FUCKED the buffalo.

Eva Gaboring Feb 1 2008 12:42 PM

I simply marvel at the absolute genius that some people are blessed with. And to think it took only 4 months to figure it all out. Very Impressive. Baby Jesus!!! It's a miracle!!!

Eva Gaboring Feb 1 2008 12:07 PM

867-5309?

Journey Feb 1 2008 11:00 AM

You can't kidnap LaKeesha.

You still getting Pub-Licity?

Morgan Freeman is such a gentle man. I can understand why you want to meet him.

I have this thing about meeting Prince William, Queen Elizabeth (like that's really going to happen!) ahhh but it's nice to dream. I love the English, I wish there were more of them in the U.S.

Eva Gaboring Feb 1 2008 1:24 AM

ewww i hate that song. and for a minute i thought it was gonna be Tubular Bells.

Eva Gaboring Feb 1 2008 12:27 AM

hahahaha!

Eva Gaboring Jan 31 2008 10:10 PM

now, take that Djinn Djinn photo and add 60 years to it and you have a Gin Gin

Eva Gaboring Jan 31 2008 10:08 PM

check it out... this is what a Djinn Djinn looks like

♪♫ The Over Achiever ♫♪

Jan 31 2008 7:16 PM

Oh yeah that's how it is with Johnny and Denzel!!

♪♫ The Over Achiever ♫♪

Jan 31 2008 5:28 PM

Oh I saw that you want to meet Morgan Freeman! I got to meet him in Cleveland, I thought I was going to pass out! He is one of the greatest actors of all time!

Journey Jan 31 2008 4:42 PM

I will check her out, you should be careful of Gin - I hear that stuff will eat your gut over time.

Ballroom dancing? I've been watching Season 2 of DWTS on the BBC Channel on Sunday nights. I love the dancing, was pretty good at it, till the arms became a pain. :( Oh well, crap happens. Careful of Gin Gin without the Tonic.

♪♫ The Over Achiever ♫♪

Jan 31 2008 2:26 PM

Wow she is good, I like her voice, I am gonna have to get her stuff off itunes! That's cool your husband has his own label...I see why your daughter is so musical! It runs in the family!

♪♫ The Over Achiever ♫♪

Jan 31 2008 2:19 PM

Will do right now!!

♪♫ The Over Achiever ♫♪

Jan 30 2008 1:57 PM

Oh yeah! I am good but I am no Lucia, lol

Journey Jan 30 2008 1:50 PM

I just did, nice sound.

♪♫ The Over Achiever ♫♪

Jan 30 2008 1:45 PM

Yeah I do, and I did! They sound really good to me, she kicks butt on guitar! I wish I was cool enough to be in a rock band, lol...but I prolly should stick to playing my flute and violin :D

Journey Jan 30 2008 12:57 PM

Johnny Depp isn't my cup of tea and I have no clue who Vee is, but if they play decent music, I'm up for it! Thanks for the comment. :)

SilverFeather* Jan 29 2008 9:29 PM

Myspace Graphics

Have a good night!Peace,Carol