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The SeaMonkey (dammit!)
Day 6 - Thursday, March 9, 2017
A T S E A / B A H I A M A G D A L E N A
Weather: 84 °F/29°C, Sunny
A navy is essentially and necessarily aristocratic. True as may be the political principles for which we are now
contending they can never be practically applied or even admitted on board ship, out of port, or off soundings. This may seem a hardship, but it is nevertheless the simplest of
truths. Whilst the ships sent forth by the Congress may and must fight for the principles of human rights and
republican freedom, the ships themselves must be ruled and commanded at sea under a system of absolute
despotism. —John Paul Jones, Letter to Congress, 1775
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Naval intelligence report: We are still on a boat. We are cruising through Bahia Magdalena. All is well.
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SAVOR THE JOURNEY
THE STUFF THAT'S HAPPENING . . .
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Projector and Retro-games! - "Chocolate"Bar
Morning Meditation - Stuyvesant Room
Religious Services - Board Room
Ukelele Melee with Molly Lewis—SeaView Pool
Pajama Party - Whole Ship
The Morning Show with Greg Benson - Queen's Lounge/CAC
Friends of Bill W. - Board Room
Leather stamping and carving on luggage tags
Digital Workshop (Crafting Room)
Bridge Card Game Play - Vista Dining Room (Upstairs)
Secret Games with James Ernest - Vista Dining Room (Upstairs)
emotions anonymous 12 step meeting - Hudson Room
Worldbuilders Charity Silent Auction Explorer's Lounge (Not-piano Side)
Main Concert (Gold Team) - Jackie Kashian; Workjuiee Players Sea Org Improv; The Doubleclicks - Vista Lounge
Sponsor Spotlight: The Broken Token (SPONSORED EVENT) -Shopping A rcade
Main Concert (Red Team) - Jackie Kashian; Workjuiee Players Sea Org Improv; The Doubleclicks - Vista Lounge
Afternoon Tea - Ocean Bar
Magicians' Meetup - Crow's Nest ("Ten Forward")
Your Guide To Giving Zero F***s with Jean Grae - Ocean Bar
Scenic Cruising in Bahia Magdalena - Whole Ship
Hoops with Hal - Basketball Court
Happy Hour - Sea View Bar
LGBTQ+ Cocktail Meetup - Sea View Pool Area
Dinner (Open Dining) - Vista Dining Room (both floors)
Amateur Card Magic Workshop - Board Room
Reading - John Patrick Lowrie - Hudson Room
Craig's List Podcast - Queen's Lounge/CAC
Maureen Tells Your Future - Lido Pool Area
Scavenger Hunt - Stuyvesant Room
Close-up Magic: Mike Pisciotta - Board Room
Gosh Darn Fiasco - Vista Lounge
Escape Room (in a box) - Northern Lights Nightclub
Voice Acting - Crow's Nest ("Ten Forward")
Acoustic Song Circle - Explorer's Lounge (Piano Side)
Close-up Magic: Jared Kopf - Board Room
Game Chat: Keith Baker & Jenn Ellis - Stuyvesant Room
Sirai: An Accessible, Strategic, Political LARP - Hudson Room
Close-up Magic: Eric Jones - Board Room
Unattended Consequences - Vista Lounge
Comic Books Panel - Crow's Nest ("Ten Forward")
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Sea Monkey Karaoke - Queen'sLounge/CAC
Close-up Magic: Mike Pisciotta - Board Room
Happy Hour - Ocean Bar
An Hour with James Ernest - Stuyvesant Room
Surviving Cancer (Gamma Gals & Guys) - Ocean Bar
Close-up Magic: Jared Kopf - Board Room
How To Play: Fuse (Board Game) - Vista Dining Room (Upstairs)
The Hero Instant! A new, super-heroic RPG! Vista Dining Room (Upstairs)
Nerd Pub Trivia - Explorer's Lounge (Not-piano Side)
Dance Party w/Riz Rollins - 'JoCo is Burning' Disco - Northern Lights Nightclub
The Both After Dark - Vista Lounge
Close-up Magic: Eric Jones - Board Room
Cards Against Humanity Live - Queen's Lounge/CAC
Parsely Games with Andy Looney - Stuyvesant Room
Logic Puzzle Solving Club - Vista Dining Room (Upstairs)
Pagan Star Circle - Hudson Room
FROM THE SHIP'S PSYCHOHISTORIAN The population under scrutiny is oblivious to the existence of the science of
psychohistory. The time periods dealt with are in the range of 3 generations. The
population must be in the billions (± 75 billion) for a statistical probability to have a
psychohistorical validity. Given these constraints, I do not think it a meaningful use
of my time to predict when the onboard Win will return. Thank you.
CAPTAIN' "S" LOG March 9. 2017. Drills. Drills. Drills. I want the crew in top form when we finally sight
the White Whale. Oh, yes. Do they think I can't hear their whispers? I see their
hurried glances and murmurs of discontent. I'll be keel-hauled if I let the blasted
Oosterdam (rhymes with Toasterdam) and its crew take home more whale oil than us!
WITH THANKS, AS ALWAYS, TO OUR KIND SPONSORS
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ON STAGE TONIGHT
Jackie Kashian, Workjuice Players Sea Org Improv, The
Doubleclicks
Vista Lounge
RED TEAM
1:30pm
A message from Dr. Monica Brunelli W e m a y have a dange rous case of Cabin Feve r loose on t h e ship, bu t ou r c rack
t e a m of medica l p rofess iona ls is on t h e case . If you find ou r phys ic ians , a sk them
for the i r impeccable medica l c reden t i a l s . Now tha t a lot of you have con t r ac t ed
Cabin Fever , 1 expect you' l l w a n t to head pools ide and j u s t r e lax and face your
doom.
BEGIN JOURNEY BACK TO SAN DIEGO PROCEED AT YOUR PERIL..
'toot! toot!
RESTAURANTS & SERVICES Vista Dining Room - 8am-10am, 12nn-2pm, Open Seating 5pm-9pm Lido Market - 7am-10am, ll:30am-2pm, 3:30pm-8pm, 9:30pm-llpm Pizza: ll:30am-lam
Taco Bar: ll:30am-3pm. 8pm-llpm Canaletto - 5:30pm-9:30pin ($15)
Greenhouse Spa & Salon - 8am-1.0pm Pinnacle GriJl 12nn-lpm (S10), 5:30pm-9:30pm ($35) Medical Center, A 8:00am U:00am, 3:00pm-6:00pm
T h e Land Sea-Bear
Terror of the High
Sooo Lands, the land
sea bear is a majestic
creature, depicted
here brandishing its
traditional axe and
fez. They subsist on a
simple diet of tacos
and margaritas.
ERRATA
The Editorial Staff deeply regrets the
following errors in the March 8 edition:
[1] On page 4, the map of Loreto gave the
false impression that there was a kraken
lying in wait off the coast of Baja. This
was a mistake: there are in fact three (3)
krakens.
[2] The Gadsden Purchase.