The Calypso Family Apocalypse

Chapter 3or

The Years of Hell Part 2

Welcome back to The Years of Hell Part 2.Please read the preceding chapters or you won't know what's going on.

"Why am I here?"I don't know, it's just that we saw you last. I forgot to mention last time that Emily's LTW is to become a

Criminal Mastermind. Which she will probably never get."Way to ruin a girls dream. Any more troubles you want to dump on me?"

Yah, you need to go train your little brother."Why can't mom do that?"

She's taking a much needed break."What about dad?"

I can't control your dad anymore. He's crazy."I wish you couldn't control me."

"I still have to change diapers, don't I?"Do you even have to ask?

"Why am I doing this in this tiny room?"Because I was too stressed/lazy to move you upstairs.

Two down and one to go, then your free, Sort of."I'll never be free."

"Come on, Say Bottle.""Bottle"

"Waaaaaaaa, Don't wanna talk no more.""I have to change him, don't I"

You're full of questions today, aren't you?

Finally, the last toddler until the next generation."Hi, voice, can you see me."

You're bubbly tonight."I'm clean."

"Brandon stinks. How come you never show me?"You haven't been very interesting so far. Don't worry I'm sure we'll see more of you soon.

"Wow, When you get to the moon, don't forget to call us."He won't get that far, you guys.

"Ug, what a smell." "Go change." "Are you still wearing a diaper?"Don't be so hard on him, you guys have smelled just as bad, or worse.

At least he grew up well.

Hurry up and eat that cake, then you can try to get your hygiene up a little.You’re lucky that you have a day before you have to start school.

"Look at the pretty kitty, Let adopt it."Poor cat looks like someone smashed is it's face.

"Don't be mean to her or she won't lift a restriction for us."We adopted her, Her name is Kalahari, from now on she will be known as Kali.

Kali's stats are 2/2/1/3/2So she's independent, a coward, and average everywhere else.She already knew how to Shake, Speak, Stay, and Use Toilet.

You're supposed to be washing your hands, not dancing."But dancing’s fun; I need lots and lots of fun."

Dancing is against the rules; you'll have to get your fun by playing red hands.

Essie, you know better. Now stop."But you gave us a radio, why can't we dance?"

The radio is so you can work out; it's not playing music, none of the radio stations survived.(I have music shut off in my settings.)

"Come here, Kali.""Meow"

Kali needs to learn come, and roll over. We managed to finish teaching both skills and found Kali a job in service. With luck, Kali will lift service and I will be able to control Dante again.

"Hi, Emily, you got small again. Where'd you get the fur coat.Dante, that’s our new cat, Kali.

That same night, Jacob became a Teen. I think he was doing some last minute wants so he could grow up well.

"I wish for showers."You're out of luck, but you can wash your hands a couple dozen times and be mostly clean.

"Why can't I sponge bathe like Emily and Mom."You have ten neat points, that's why.

"Where do sparkles come from?"Just grow up already.

"Weeee, I want to have fun, and to know everything."Jacob is a pleasure/knowledge sim. I really hope you roll lots of skilling wants.

You'll be much happier if you do.

He grew up well, as usual, So far, no one has grown up badly."I didn't get what I wanted."

Look at the bright side, you don't have to go to school or do homework any more."Yay, wait I like learning."

You can study here at home.

Emily bonded with Brandon, what with teaching him all his skills."Night Brandon."

Poor Brandon wasn't doing so good."No, no. Stop please. Aaaaaaaa"

I've never seen a nightmare before.

Neely became an elder."Meow 'I star' "

Neely is the best cat I've ever had in my game. She takes better care of herself than I take care of my sims. All I do for her is keep the food dishes full.

"I don't want to come home."Would you rather be Zombie food.

"No."

Neely doesn't like Kali at all, I didn't notice before but Neely was trained to be hostile. But I won't notice this till it's too late."Hiss 'My house' "

"Cower."

"I got an A+ today."How? You've never done your homework.

"Emily did it for me."Brandon has been in such a poor mood that I haven't been able to teach him to do his homework or even

get him to do homework. Plus he didn't even get a boost from his A+ because he didn't roll the want.

"I need fun. I wonder if this is fun."

"Weeeeeee"

What are you doing Emily?"Brandon's homework."

It won't do you any good, He hasn't rolled the want to get an A+

Emily, you’re not supposed to do that. "Oh no, I have Acne."

"Waaaaaaaaaaaa, now no one will like me."By the time you meet anyone new you will be an adult.

"This is Fun!!! Can we do it again."

Did you get a promotion."Mrawl"

I'll take that as a no.

"Hi Tommy, Hi Freddy. Do you want to come play with me?"Buzzz-Why is that guy talking to uszzzzzz-buzzzzzz

Buzzzzzzz-He must be crazzzzzy-buzzzzzz

I continue to fight a losing battle against the sinks and toilets. At one time every sink and toilet in the house was broken. And all the kids were complaining.

"Aaaaaaaa, make it stop."Fix it.

"Why can't you just replace it."It's against the rules.

"I got another A+"The education system must have really gone downhill if they can't tell it's not you doing your

homework."They don't care, so long as it's done."

Brandon finally rolls some wants that I can fulfill."Wow, that thingy is really pretty, I like it lots better than that red one that's normally up there.

Me too.

The Gypsy came and drops off some contraband.Are you trying to get us in trouble?

"Just doing my job."You're against the rules, you know.

What am I supposed to do with a worthless lamp?(Can I save it till Paranormal is lifted or am I supposed to just delete it?"

Brandon was trying to fulfill some more small wants when a zombie came by."Braaaiiins" Translation 'Yummy young juicy tender child brains.'

Brandon, you need to get back in the house Pronto.

"Aaaaaaah"

Brandon was finally in a good enough mood to learn to do his homework, He's been at school for almost a week now and Emily has been doing all his homework.

"Then you turn the thingamagiggy and do the hokie pokie.""Dad, the Hokie Pokie is against the law."

I missed the doohickey, but he did learn to do his homework.

"Thanks for helping, Dad.""Good Kitty, now roll over, roll over."

"What's Dad doing now?"Um, talking to his reflection."You don't say, He did what."

"I'm sorry I asked."

Dante, you’re not allowed to read the paper.At least he hasn't had a bladder accident.

He does a pretty good job keeping up his needs, except for hygiene.

"You smell worse. Why do you always have to copy me."

"Time to grow up, Baby."Dante, That's your cat.

"Then I'll teach you to talk, and walk and to use the potty."

Please tell me you got promoted."Meow"

Yes, Oh Dante, Where are you.Kali has lifted the service restrictions. I never got the icon, but she did reach rescue pet.

"I thought you said that I was going to go crazy?"You were crazy, for two weeks.

"I don't remember."

I glad that I can control you again, you were getting ripe."So where are my kids, Did Essie have the baby yet."

Essie had the baby ages ago. He's already a child. Everyone is upstairs.

"Hiss""Meow 'but I help' " cower.

It was Friday and Brandon is growing up this weekend, so I decided to let him skip his last day of school.

I can't believe that I got everyone in a good enough mood to skill.

It didn't last long."No more exercise, it made me too dirty."

"Look, I've got muscles."You stink, go wash your hands a couple hundred times.

Brandon's birthday finally arrived, you should be happy now you'll be able to get clean."I just feel like I'm never going to get what I want."

What are you wishing for, Showers."No, I know that you'll never give us showers. I just want to be happy."

I'll give you showers eventually, when someone lifts medical.

I'll try to keep you happy. But you'll have to help me out and roll wants that I can fulfill.

Brandon rolled Family/Grilled Cheese."Does the cake have cheese in it?"

If that what you want, Yes."My little baby is all grown up, and I missed it all, sniff"

Brandon grew up well, and Stinky as usual.

Since I was able to control Dante again, I put him to work making some more clothes for the family."Why can't I just spend time with them, I've missed so much"

What's the matter with you?"I didn't get my lifetime want. Sniffle"

I tried, I really did, but she skilled really slowly.

And she refused to roll any fulfillable wants. No, your kids can't go to collage; they can't get scholarships, or get into private school. You need to roll some different wants.

"Sniffle, I don't want to grow up."You only have one day left. Roll something fulfillable so you don't grow up in the red.

Dante finally has time to work on his third car."Aaaaaaah, cough, cough, hack. Crap, now I'm all dirty again."

Emily! You were supposed to be exercising, Not Dancing. Stop."If nobody saw me, why does it matter?"

I saw you."You don't count."

What is going on out here?

Kali, who are you fighting? You're a coward; cowards don't start fights do they?

This is when I found out that Neely was trained to be hostile. Neely quit picking fights. Kali quit picking on Neely, she's older than you.

"Meow 'I tough' "

What are you doing, Essie?"I'm playing chess."It's time to grow up.

"No, I've decided that I just won't grow up. I want to get my LTW first."I don't think it works that way. You don't really get a choice.

"I refuse."She did too, somehow she delayed until around 8pm.

"See, I don't have to grow up, You can't make me. Ha."

"Nooooooo, I'm not ready. Please no. Stop it. Don't let me grow up badly."I can't do anything about it. You never rolled any wants that I could give you.

"Aaaaaah, It burns, it burns."

"I'm not old, I didn't grow up, It's just a dream. I still have time."Somebody is in denial. She even dyed her hair.

"It's not dye, that's my natural color.That 'Was' your natural color.

"Waaaaaaaaaaaa."This is sad, she was so far in the red that she might die before Dante.

Neely was getting up there in years, Dante got her out here just in time."Waaaaaaaaa, Why does she have to die?"Everyone dies eventually. It's a fact of life.

"Lets see, Neely, you're on the list.

"Get the mouse, Go get it.""Meow 'I tired, I go now' "

Emily was quite broken up. What's that face for Brandon? Aren't you sad?"I'm mad at Grim."

NeelyBest cat we ever had.

You lifted the Show Biz Restriction, so the kids could skill. Even though the kids refused because of mood.

We'll Miss You.

Dante missed his carpool and was fired."I quit." Mr. Calypso, you didn't come in to work today so, You're Fired. We've also blacklisted you,

you'll never work in the culinary career again.

That night, it was time for Emily to grow up."I don't think I'm ready, I never got to go to college."

She didn't roll many wants like her mother, but was still able to grow up well.

"I'm OK, Look I got 5,000 points. I'm ready to start my adult life."

"I'm OK, I didn't go to college, but I'm OK"

"Uuuung," CrashI knew this would happen, she had that big fear of being uneducated.

"Bluibibir"Come on you have to just get up and go on with your life.

"Emily's gone Crazy, will that happen to all of us."You'll probably be fine, so long as you roll fulfillable wants.

"What seems to be zee problem""I didn't get to go to college, I'll never get a good job."

"Diz iz an Apocalypse, Iz it not. Dere iz no college anymore."

"Now, Let out all your anger and frustrations""Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah"

"Hmmm. With more Feelingz."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!""OK, enough, you iz cured."

"I feel much better, Doctor.""Who is she talking too."

Ummm, the sim shrink, but only she can see him. I'm sure she'll be OK.

Well, that’s it for this chapter; I'm hoping that there will be no more "Years of Hell"See you next time. Twilight