The Calypso Family Apocalypse

Chapter 11

Welcome back. Last time we saw the birth of Jessica.

"Isaac.""Yes, Dear."

"Can you take care of Jessie for a while?""Of course, You look like you could use a rest."

Parsi became an elder.

"Meow 'I tired' "I'll let him quit now. He looks very distinguished.

"Meow 'I scare first' ""Ok, but he'd better not get away before I get to scare him."

"Aaaaaaah."

Someone checks the paper every single day."Yeah, and it's usually me. But I haven't found the job I want yet."

"Gayle, I can't believe it you. I've missed you so much."I was surprised to see her wander by, it's Saturday so the phone doesn't work.

Time for Jessie to become a toddler."Time to get big for Mommy."

"Goo"

Tammy tosses her up in the air and lets the sparkles do their work."Weeeeee"

And we have the same default hair that every girl in this family has had. I think that we should have Show Business lifted soon.

Little Jessie has her fathers ears so, She is our heir. Unless her mother has another girl.Jessie stats.8/10/9/3/1

She's a little meanie, but I don't really care about nice points when I choose an heir.

"Aaaaah, Thanks Dad.""Ah crud, he takes all the fun out of scaring him."

We get right to work on training Jessie.

What kind of an outfit is that for a music job?"I'm a summer camp leader. I have to sing with kids."

Ok, well, go get us a promotion."I will. I reached Lifetime Happiness moments after I took this job."

That's great, it will be much easier to get promoted when you’re always platinum.

Where are you going, Tammy?"I just got a job in Education."

That's good. I wish Adventure would show up though.

Awwww. How cute. How could someone so cute be a meanie.

Welcome home, so how'd you do?"I just got promoted to Sports Columnist."That good, Isaac. How 'bout you, Electra.

"They promoted me to Battle of the Bands Judge."

"I'm home, someone come give me a hug. I just got promoted to Teacher's Aid."Looks like everyone is doing well today.

Hey, Mikey. How'd you do at school today?"I don't remember. But I brought a friend home."

Who?"Bethany Pagan. She said she was your daughter."

She is.

"Hi Mommy."Hi Beth, are you going to be here long.

"Just long enough to make friends with Mikey."Just make sure your home in time for supper. I don't want you out after dark.

I actually had twins, Bethany has a sister named Zoe. They look alike, except Zoe has blonde hair.

"Wake up, Everyone. I just got promoted to Investigatory Journalist. I'm at level eight now. WooHoo"Shhhh, Isaac. You have the day off tomorrow as well.

"Boy he's loud."Well, did you get a promotion too.

"Yes, I'm a UFO Investigator now. I have the day off tomorrow as well."Crud, I'm sick of all these days off.

"Daddy!""Aaaawww, you're such a sweet girl, Jessie."

Jessie has her Daddy wrapped around her little fingers.

"They didn't promote me today. I don't even see why I had to be at work today. All the kids were out because of a snow day, so there was no one to teach."

"I'm a Roadie now. Plus, I really like this shirt."Me too. It's one of my favorites.

"Look, I got an A+!"That's good, Mikey. Not that it's any better than all the kids I have. I have never had a kid that didn't get

A+'s.

Did you do better today, Tammy?"Yeah, the kids had school today, and they liked my work. So they promoted me to Substitute Teacher."

How are you doing, Ian?"I'm fine, I seem to be moving through the Paranormal career rapidly. I'm an Exorcist now, and I have to

be back to work by eight tonight."Wow, you're already at level nine! If you're promoted tonight, you will have lifted the Paranormal

Restrictions.

Hey, Isaac, how was you day at work?"I was promoted to Magazine Editor."

That's good, You're home just in time. We have some Birthdays tonight.

"Daddy, Pretties.""Now, now, Jessie. We mustn't touch the fire, it will burn you."

"Oooo, me feel funny.""Come on, Girl. Grow up big and strong."

"Oooo, Pretties tickle, hehe."

"Wow, I got really big."

"Cool, I get to eat real food now. I was getting sick of bottles."I never buy highchairs. I wouldn't have the room in this house anyways.

"I wish to be heir. Just like Daddy and Granddaddy before me."

I hate to burst his bubble, but he will never be the heir.

"I'm getting big now."

"Look how nice I look. I'll make a wonderful heir, I even rolled family."Sorry, Mikey. But I can't let you be family, Roll something else.

"But why? Family is a good aspiration for the heir."You're not the heir. You don't qualify.

"But why?"

Well, for one. You don't have your father's ears, and two, I had to encourage you to be more active."How do you know that I don't have Dad's ears, I can't even see them."

Because your ears aren't pointed."This is so unfair. Fine, then. I want to be a Knowledge sim. I'll lift the Architecture Restrictions. I want

to go to college."You can be Knowledge if you want, but I won't be sending you to college.

"You're mean."I tried to get him to roll something else but, he rolled family three times then knowledge the next two

times so I let him be Knowledge.

Ian, your home. Love the outfit, how long will it take for your hair to grow back?"I didn't cut my hair. This is a skull cap. I am now the Cult leader. All you ghosts listen up. You can no

longer scare the family anymore."We will be moving all the tombstones up to the roof now. I hope that will keep them from haunting us.Ian has lifted the Paranormal Restrictions. We can now use the genie lamps that we saved, we can move the graves, and become supernatural creatures, well, as soon as we are allowed to talk with NPC's which

will be when Intelligence is lifted.

"Everyone gather round, I know how to make this thing work now."

"Master, you have freed me, I have three wishes for you, What is your hearts desire?""I have everything I need. I am giving my wishes to my family."

"Then let them come forth."

"Well, I don't need money. We have more than we will ever need. I don't really need to be super attractive. I think I'd just like Peace of mind."

"Your wish is my command."

"I wish for peace of mind."

"I don't know what peace of mind is, but the creator says that's what I need, so give it to me.""Your wish is my command."

"Your wishes are used up, so I am free. Thank you for freeing me from my prison."

"Ali-oop"

"May you be happy with your wishes."We will be. I'm glad that we have the lamps. With everyone platinum now. Job promotions will come

super easy.

I moved all the graves up to the roof after all the ghosts stopped haunting. I hope that putting them up here will keep them confined up here.

Jessie still has her Daddy wrapped around her little fingers."Your the best Daddy in the whole world."

"You're such a sweet girl, Jessie."

"I still can't find adventure. I hope Isaac lifts the Journalism Restrictions soon. Maybe than I will be able to find my job."

"I'm a High School Teachers now, This Platinumness feels so good. My boss was really impressed with my mood."

How'd you do, Electra."I'm a Studio Musician now."

"Hi, Mommy. Can you make my teacher stop giving me so much homework.""Sorry, Jessie. I'm not teaching on your level anymore."

"Hey, Creator."Yes, Jessie.

"Can I be the heir?"Didn't you know. You are the heir.

"I am. But I thought that it went to the oldest boy."Nah, I don't choose my heirs because they are the first born or a boy.

"Then how do you choose?"Well, Have you looked at your ears lately?

"No. I'm not allowed to use the mirror."Well, feel them.

"There all pointy. How come my ears are pointy and Mikey's aren't?"Your Daddy has the same pointy ears, Every heir in this family must have pointy ears.

"So I'm the heir, and Mikey's not because I have Daddy's ears."Yes, but that's not all. I had to have your Daddy encourage Mikey to be more active. I won't let a child

be heir if he or she had to be encouraged."Yeah, I get to be heir. Cool, I have to go tell Mikey."

Now, don't rub it in too hard. He's already upset about not being heir."Aaaw, don't ruin my fun. I only have one nice point."

"Hey, Daddy, Creator said I get to be heir.""I heard. I remember when I was chosen to be heir."

"They didn't like my report on why I get to be heir."Don't worry about it. I'm sure they will like it better later. Just keep doing your homework and soon you

will have your A+."Ok."

"Hey, Creator."Yeah.

"I just lifted the Journalism Restrictions."You did? Where's your Career topper doodad?

"I don't know, but I did reach the top. Now we can pick any job we want in the newspaper. We can even save newspapers in inventory and we can read the newspaper. I also was able to get a housing

committee setup. Now if Ian wants to move out he can."

Hey Ian. Are you going already?"Yeah. I don't have much of my adult life left. I'd like to marry and have at least one child."

Well, I wish you luck. Why don't you take Parsi with you?"Ok, I will."

"Bye, Uncle Ian. Come back and visit us sometime."I had Ian leave behind the Bone Phone. It's stored on top the roof with all the other unusable career

rewards.

Hey Electra, Nice outfit."This outfit sucks, I hate it. Well, at least I only had to wear it this once. I got promoted to Concert

Pianist."That's Great. Hey, You have to go back to work soon.

"I know."

Hey, that outfit is much better. I still don't care for it."Well, I won't be wearing it again. I'm a Symphony Conductor."

Hey Isaac, Whatcha doing?"I'm writing Ian a check for thirty thousand simoleans. He didn't get to take very much money with him

when he left. I'm just returning some of it to him."Well, it's not like we will even miss it. I decided to do it this way instead of motherloading them.

"Look! Uncle Ethan, There's a ghost behind you!""There is, where?"

"Jessie! You're not supposed to cheat!""I'm sorry, but I only have one nice point."

"Oh wow. I'm pregnant again."

Hey, Ethan, I see you finally got your job."Yeah, it was the first job in the paper too. I even got promoted already. I'm a Relic Liberator."

It looks like you can go back to work again, why don't you go get another promotion."Ok, I will."

"I'm back, I got promoted to Dread Pirate."That great, too bad you have two days off now.

Electra, did you do it."Yeah, I have lifted the Music Restrictions. While I live here, Art is suppressed. Now the weather should

clear up and we can use the telescope to stargaze."We can only have spring and winter for seasons until Oceanography is lifted and we can't summon

aliens or look for UFO's until we have lifted both Intelligence and the Alien Restrictions. Which means that lifting the Alien restriction is going to be extra hard.

"Hehehe, Look Uncle Ethan, Mikey's sleeping in his mashed potatoes.""Leave him alone, Jessie, the creator must have been pushing him too hard."

"Snore, snarf."

"Huh? What? Where'd everyone go?"

"Aaaaaah, Come on baby."

"Aaaaw, he looks just like Jessie. I think I'll call you Nathanial."

Nathanial looks Identical to Jessie, I hope he's not her clone.

Since I had Ian take Parsi with him, I wanted to get rid of the old pet bed. I'd like to put a Telescope in this spot. I mistimed the fire just a little bit. I started it and then Jessie came home from school and

started to panic, then Tammy came home from work and panicked. I'll have to time the next fire better. No one got hurt in any way, except needing a shower.

"Look creator, I got an A+, even after your fire glitched me into not being able to get off the bus, finally they just booted me out the back."

Well, at least it worked, now I just have to wait till tomorrow to remove the fence pieces.

You have a sweet ride, Isaac."Yes, it's nice but I think I'd like to change my career to law now."

Isaac's new LTW is to be the Hand of Law. I might let him try.

"Can I have another baby now, Creator."No, no more babies this generation, Tammy.

"Aww, but I want ten of them."Never!

Well, let's see if Nathanial is a clone.

Yup, he had the exact same personality as Jessie.Nathanial stats.

8/10/9/3/1

I'm having Isaac stargaze every night from ten till two am. But so far, no luck.

"Can you say Mommy, Nat.""Mommy"

Natty's mom and dad are really busy so, Ethan helps out a lot.

"My two days off are over, I'm back to work."Good, by the way, I love that outfit. Too bad we can't keep it.

"There he can talk, now can I have another."Sorry, but No. Three is good enough.

"But think of the extra restriction you could lift."Sorry, still no.

Did you skip a level, Tammy?"No, you just forgot because you were burning down the house. I got promoted that day to University

Guest Lecturer. Now, I got a chance card, and I'm back at my old High School as the Principal."Well, you're home early so get back to work.

I tried to burn up the extra cribs, I locked the door, so no one even knows that there's a fire in here.Unfortunately, it seems that cribs are unburnable.

"Hey, look, everybody, I got promoted again, I'm a College Senior Professor."

Hey, Ethan. Did you get promoted too."Of course, I'm a Warhead Disarmer now."

Well, it won't be long now.

"Hey, everybody. It's my Birthday, so stop what you're doing and watch me grow up."

"I wish to be the best spy in the world."

"These hand will crush our enemies."Hate to break it to you, but you don't really have any Enemies.

Jessie chose Knowledge, I tried to get her to choose something else but she just kept rolling knowledge over and over. Just when I was thinking it would be nice to have some variety.

I think I see why she wanted to be knowledge, if she manages to lift Intelligence like she wants. She will be allowed to talk to the witches that have returned to the area.

Well, that's all I can fit in this chapter. Come back soon for chapter 12.