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Paris 2001

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At the Eiffel Tower

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my favorite phallic symbol

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View from the Eiffel Tower at sunset

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Rodin Museum My attempt at arty black and white

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French humor not too subtle. This ad was all over town. It translates: From now on, pleasure is no longer a question of size. (New Mars Little Mouthfuls) Im not sure how appealing it is to compare candy to small penises, but it got my attention.

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Those French love their chiens. Heres the dog store I told you about, with beds, toys, and Peter Rabbit companions. The motocrottes (shitmobiles) hose off the sidewalks every day. Theres a fun job.

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Identical twin dogs seem to be popular.

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How French.

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My favorite place to lounge Jardin du Luxembourg

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Rousseau has the most interesting tomb in the crypt of the Pantheon. See the hand sticking out?

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OK, it was worth all those steps.

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View from our hotel window in Paris. Next door to the Theatre de lOdeon

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and the view from our hotel window in London.

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A much better view from the Eye.

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Picadilly Circus right before I ran into a store to buy a jacket.

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THE BIRDS in Trafalgar Square

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Definitely the best thing in London.

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My second favorite phallic symbol

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Never overestimate a tourists intelligence.