A watchgeeks proclaims the knife lord to be Our illustrious leader ( J.

Skelton )! A you all there or are you just a troll without the ability to

think for yourself.

Ask Bruce and Lindsey or many others in Virginia, Florida, Oregon and

elsewhere about your “Leader” Corona Corda.

Hey illustrious leader Jim Skelton………With all the money you have spent

on Knives, cars, cheap cigars, expensive watches and shirts, ever think of

paying back those you are alleged to have ripped off or do you think they

are below you.

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Jim's 14 days without guidance! What should he do?

Alright so one of our illustrious leaders ( J. Skelton ) is now sending his

wife and child out on vacation without him, for what appears to be about 2

weeks! How should he spend this unfortunate time he has separated from

the only life he knows, outside of worshiping a pict. of his family while

they are gone? What say you geekland? He will (self admittedly) be

spending some time sleeping, and some of the time in his new vaulted down

MANCAVE but this is a whole two weeks, so what else should our

anointed one do with his Mantime ? __________________

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He could ask Larry Magen for a few suggestions.

Well... Er... Uhm...

On second thought, maybe not.

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Today, 05:35 AM

Dave B Senior Member Super Geek

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My easy and "manly" Top 10 answers to what Jim Skelton can do while his wife is away:

10) Play with a shaved monkey that has a 'functional tail' (a joke dedicated to G. Fox of NFW).

9) Search and order a cuckoo clock watch we know Jim wants.

8) Polish his knife collection.

7) Mail his spouse a love letter by driving in his very fast car to the Post Office. 6) Read all of Shakespeare's sonnets and plays on www.PlayShakespeare.com

5) Invite us to have a manly meeting to laugh loudly and gaze at his collections.

4) Go to ShopNBC and say, "Hello Honey... I miss you!" on the air.

3) Flush the toilet. But leave the lid UP!! 2) Take out the garbage and kill some stray spiders like a man.

And the number one thing Jim can do:

BUY MORE WATCHES!!!!

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Break into his local Zoo and shave as many monkeys as possible (and maybe a few squirrels

too.) Or spend as much time in front of his PC buying expensive toys.

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave B

My easy and "manly" Top 10 answers to what Jim Skelton can do while his wife is away:

10) Play with a shaved monkey that has a 'functional tail' (a joke dedicated to G. Fox of NFW).

9) Search and order a cuckoo clock watch we know Jim wants.

8) Polish his knife collection.

7) Mail his spouse a love letter by driving in his very fast car to the Post Office. 6) Read all of Shakespeare's sonnets and plays on www.PlayShakespeare.com

5) Invite us to have a manly meeting to laugh loudly and gaze at his collections.

4) Go to ShopNBC and say, "Hello Honey... I miss you!" on the air.

3) Flush the toilet. But leave the lid UP!! 2) Take out the garbage and kill some stray spiders like a man.

And the number one thing Jim can do:

BUY MORE WATCHES!!!!

Dave - you're a funny guy! What a list . . . especially #3!

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Build secret under ground entrance to man cave to house his WATCHMOBILE.

So,he can get to the Shop quicker,when he sees the ShopNBC signal in the sky.

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Nice list Dave, but shouldn't he frist have the house swept for electronic bugs and hidden

nanny cams???????????? __________________

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If I were his wife I would be affaid he will go on a major shopping spree even worse than

when he was sick. In 2 weeks everything can be shipped home and his wife won't even see

it.

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8) Polish his knife collection.

Careful there....he may want to hire this one out.

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Originally Posted by reserveman

If I were his wife I would be affaid he will go on a major shopping spree even worse than

when he was sick. In 2 weeks everything can be shipped home and his wife won't even see it.

LOL> __________________

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Rod... good call on your thought of the 'nanny cams.' I have a friend who covers his webcam

on his laptop with black vinyl electrical tape, 'cause he thinks sometimes the computer may

want to have a peek at what is out there by itself.

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Jim was his usual entertaining self last night, and he's beside himself about being left alone

for two weeks. What's a guy to do? LOL

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Already did #3.

TWICE.

Got 12 days alone (son still in Fla with his mother), and since I burned up all my time off for

the year with my 2 medical leaves... that keeps me on the schedule, so I had to back out of

our planned vacation to visit my wife's family back East.

Oh well, I'm sure I'll find something to keep me occupied!

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Already did #3.

TWICE.

Got 12 days alone (son still in Fla with his mother), and since I burned up all my time off

for the year with my 2 medical leaves... that keeps me on the schedule, so I had to back out of our planned vacation to visit my wife's family back East.

Oh well, I'm sure I'll find something to keep me occupied!

I Got to Remember that One

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I Got to Remember that One

J.S. You would make a great politician! As a matter

of fact I think we should start your campaign here and now! J.

SKELTON for PRESIDENT ! __________________

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