Quick Dick News #6 - if The Onion had a drive-thru window, this is what it would serve

Quick Dick News

Quick Dick News. It's News. It's Quick. It's Dick.

Quick Dick News #5

Quick Dick News #4, Now More Visually Appealing, for fans of The Onion

Quick Dick News #3, i.e., a guy named Dick makes fun of everybody & everything cuz everybody & everything makes fun of him. And he takes it personally. So there Stephen Colbert!