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Q: Should I eat a hard boiled egg that’s been sitting on the ground?

A: The Easter Bunny would not hide something that is not good for you.

Event Overview: Are you repeatedly frustrated by finding fewer eggs than others? Is your sense of direction out of whack? Your luck can change with a little interjection from The Big Guy himself. This one-

hour session will train you how to “let go” and “let God” eggstinctively.

Divine Intervention Easter Egg Hunt, 60 minutes

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Obama Secretly Meets with Unemployed Psychic

No Jobs

in Sight

But I sent you folks a ton of

money.

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U.S. Forces Discover Secret Al Qaida Mini-Golf Course in Kapisa province, Afghanistan

“Links to bin

Laden”

Sir I am not making this up.

Soldier you been hittin’ that hookah again?

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National Soft Bullet Councilnsbc.com

Guns Don’t Kill People. Bullets Do. So Change the Bullets!

Limpy

Softie

Lax

Slack

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NE

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Ray Lewis to Sing with Elmo on Sesame Street“Only a G.E.D. Can Set Me Free”

Segment Targets Prison Population

Ray what G.E.D.? Got Enough Dope

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After Every Haircut, Clay Mathews Donates his Hair to the Dumb Blonde Foundation

We are like sooototally fur sure gunnafind a cure I mean … hey, wait a minute …

that rhymes … oh my god that’s so totally awesome. I

feel the momentum building already.

DBF Spoke Ditz Beverly Hills

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Dr. G. BeringeiAuthor of the book

“Contents and Mal-Contents:Why We Don’t Need to be Related”

Great Ape Historian Claims Humans and Primates Not Related at All

We apes are of the Contented strain.

Humans are of the Mal or Discontented

strain.

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Justin Bieber’s Pet Monkey Tweets for Help

Chim Chim ChureeDude’s gotta

lawyer. No comment.

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U have no idea how bad it is in this house!!!

Adopting retired UAV’s (Unmanned Aerial Vehicles)

to loving homes.

Fubar

Zeke

Beulah SharkyDon’t you have

a place over your back yard

for a lonely drone?

Drone rescue

Drone_rescue.com

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Climatologists Discover Two Snowflakes Exactly Alike!

From Himalayan expedition 1947

From Antarctic monitoring station 2014

Currently on display at the Snow Flake Museum, Missoula, Montana

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Polar Bears Seen Bumming for Ice Near Artic Circle

Buddy can you spare a cube?

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