The Calypso Family Apocalypse

Chapter 2or

The Years of Hell Part 1

What are you so angry about."That darn burglar stole my car. Why can't you stop him?"

I just can't, but you can."How?"

You have to make sure that someone is awake from midnight until four am."But I have to work, and Essie has the baby. How are we going to manage?"

I don't think there will be any more trouble with him. Soon your family will grow and someone will be up at all times.

"Look, he even stole our chess table."I can replace all your stuff, be glad that he did not take your sewing machine.

"Don't you think you should have the censor on."Nah, Baby butts are cute.

"Well, I'm sick of stinky baby butts, how many times have I done this now, anyways?"Hmm, at least six to eight times.

This is the only bath she will get, it won't do much good anyways."Awww, My sweet little Emily likes her bathie, don't you?"

"Gooo"

Time flies by and it's time to toss the baby, and get a new one."But I like Emily, I don't want her to go."

Just kidding, Let’s see the damage."Me Slobby, hehe"

You can't talk yet, be quite.

Emily Calypso's Stats2/10/8/0/7

Really sloppy, well that could be an advantage.

"Here you go, Emily. Daddy made you a special bottle."(I don't like green bottles, all my bottles are white.)

"Why are we potty training her?"Because we need the points for later.

"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"I feel your pain, kid. I've played for a while and there's a reason this chapter is called the Years of Hell,

Part 1.

"Now say, No more Apocalypse, Emily""No more a potty kips"

What are you teaching her, Dante?"Nothing"

I have a essential fix that allows my toddlers to get out of the crib themselves. I love it."Mus 'scape."

"Bye bye, He he he."Don't worry she can't get off this floor. The stairs will stop her.

"Lookie what me did"

"Come to Daddy, then we'll run away together""Wun, Daddy, Wun."

"Bunny no way out"<There's only one way out kid, and its Grim I tell you, Grim.>

Dante managed to teach Emily all her skills, But this was before the troubles really started."Why can't we just play a legacy"

I don't know, maybe cause I don't want too."Why are you narrating, I thought we were talking?"

I'm trying.

"I still think this is a waste of time. You're just going to make me change her diapers aren't you."Yes, that's the only way to get her hygiene up.

"Essie, I'm told I have to make a spare now.""I'm not sure, you remember how hard my last pregnancy was?"

"I don't think we have much choice, if we don't make a spare than only one more restriction will get lifted."

Actually Emily is a spare. But go ahead and work on a possible heir.

"Well at least it's fun""I wish we could do it Just for fun"

"Mommy and Daddy won't forget me will they?"Don't worry, by the time your little brother or sister is here, you will be a child.

"Bunny, you stink."

"Mommy, Nakie!"

"Waaaaaah, Wan tinky go away."Well, quit trying to get to the potty, and poop yourself, and I'll have someone change you.

"Noooo, Wan shower."

"Mama needs some clothes on, clothes on, clothes on.Mama needs some clothes on, la la la."

"Wan shower Now!"

Don't you think that’s a little cruel."You locked me in here, what'd you expect. Besides, at least I get to be cleaner."

"Blarf"Well, here's the proof that she's pregnant.

She only vomited twice this time, Last time I thought she'd never come out of the bathroom.

Mere moments after her short puking session she popped into her second trimester."Why do I have to do this again? I never get any skilling done while I'm pregnant."

Yes, you do."No, I don't, a point here and there doesn't count, I'll never reach my lifetime want."

Flying stink bomb alert. Why does a dirty diaper kill hygiene?

"Splishie, splashie, me takie bathie."

"More clean, wan more clean"That's not going to help, that water came out of the toliet.

"Toilet yuckie"

"Omph, It kicked me."

Welcome to Stinky Land, Emily."Pretty lights"

"Ack, me swallowed sparklie."

"Look, I've got hands."

Emily grew up well, but besides the stink toddlers are easy to take care of."Mmm, Cake."

"Scarf"

"Chomp"

"Gulp, Can I have more."She ate two more before running to the bathroom.

Why did you set the kitchen on fire, I was trying to avoid fires."It's not my fault, you told me to do something else."

"I-eeee-eee-ee, Ow, ow, ow""This is boring, O and Daddy stinks."

Actually, it's you who stinks, Emily."Oh my goodness, so that’s where babies come from"

Welcome to Stinkyville, Jacob"Goo?"

"If you don't worry about the stink, you're life will be much easier, Jacob."

See I do let you skill, Essie."I'm not pregnant right now, though, am I."

No, not yet"NOT YET! We can't add another kid to this house, You barely keep our needs met as it is."

I can handle it, and you've all been fairly content so far. Well, except for the constant complaining about stinking. Besides, another kid means another restriction lifted.

"I'm not talking to you anymore."

"Must get clean, Can't get clean, but I have to. Please, buy us a shower, please."Sorry, it's against the rules.

"I won't tell, you could get on of the cheap ones, you'll barely know its there"Lift medical for us and I will buy you cheap showers for all the bathrooms.

"But I can't work till I'm grown up."Well, you can still work on skilling, that way you'll be ready.

"I don't think I'll last that long."You'll keep, a little dirt never hurt anyone.

Must be time for another birthday.

Jacob dodges the radioactive sparkles, and Emily decides she would rather be washing her hands."Ohh, Gasp, can't breath, too much stink."

Jacob grows up in default hair just like his sister, No they're not Clones. I use the Batbox to randomize. Besides genetically speaking Dante and Essie's kids will always have their fathers hair and their mothers

eyes.

Jacob's Stats10/3/2/3/10

So he's really neat, shy, lazy, serious, and nice.The apocalypse is going to eat him alive.

Dante and Essie get right to work on a third baby, Why?Because I want to lift three restrictions, and I want one of the kids to have Dante's ears.

"Ears! She's worried about ears at a time like this.

"So what do I do if I see a zombie?""At your age, the best option would be to run."

"Why are we doing this again?"So he will have benefit points to redeem on his birthday.

"Hey, Annoying voice, Make someone fix the sink, I want to wash my hands some more."Why don't you fix it, you broke it.

"I'm a kid, I don't fix things."We have three other sinks, use one of those.

"I think they're broke, too."

"And then you grow up and you stink a lot. They take your diapers away so you can't even get halfway clean."

"Sissy, Scare'n me, stop."

"Then the man in black will come and steal all our stuff, even your bunny."I don't think the burglar cares about the bunny, it's too cheap.

"I'm pregnant again? I thought it didn't take. I haven't thrown up even once."I glad, I knew you were, I heard the lullaby.

Stinky butt alert.

I got them a cheap radio to workout to, no you're not allowed to dance."What's dancing"

"Waaaa, wan pottie."Crap it out already, I'll have someone change you.

"no wan pottie."

"Waaaaaaaa, Wan bath""I hate you"

You'll get over it. Now change him so he'll stop crying for a little while.

"Daddy sittin on my diapie, He he"I don't see what the difference is, everything and one is stinky here.

"I got an A+"

"I'm not ready"No, I'm not ready, I can't control you anymore.

"Wheeee, You mean I can do what I want and you can't stop me."To a certain extent. I can still stop you from doing things that would break rules.

Of course, being old means you've lost your mind."Sparklie"

Time for Jacob to join Emily in Stinkland.Say goodbye to your diapers, Jacob.

"Noooo, no wan diapies go way."

"No, Don't wan be Stinkeeeeee."

"Well at least I get cake.

Each pregnancy got a bit easier."It still hurts, so quit taking pictures and let me have my baby."

"Awww, what a sweet baby.""Honey, I haven't had the baby, yet."

"Come on, burp for Daddy.""What's wrong with him?"

Oh, he just went crazy, you do the same when you become an elder."What!?! Can't you fix him."

Maybe.

"Oooo, Baby, Twins""Honey, I only had one"

"Here, You take him."Where are you going, Essie

"I'm getting out of this nuthouse."

"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa""Waaaaaaaaaaaa"

"And then you run off the lot, and find some illegal shower.""But, if I leave the zombies will get me."

"They can't really hurt you, she didn't install that hack.

"Teacher, loved my essay, I got an A+"

"Great, I still have an A+"

"Why do I have a star floating above my head?"Because you got an A+"Emily, didn't get one."

I guess she glitched"Is that bad?"

I guess we must welcome our third and final child into our stinky house."I'm glad, and I don't care it you got your ears or not, I refuse to have another."

Don't worry, I don't think I could handle another anyways.

"You forgot to introduce him."I'll do that in a minute.

Awwww, Isn't he just the cutest.

Brandon Calypso Stats are8/4/10/10/3

And we have our heir. I checked up close and he does have his fathers ears. I could do without the playful points but we can't encourage so I guess we'll just have to deal with them.

"Sparklies""Hush, Brandon, no one has taught you to talk yet."

Brandon is welcomed in the usual style by needing an immediate diaper change."I'm going to be doing this a lot, aren't I?"

Well, someone has to do it."Make Emily do it."She's not old enough.

"Now, you can make her do it. She'll be old enough soon.""What are you talking about, Mommy?"

"Nothing dear, now blow out your candles."

"I wish to be clean."

"I want to make lots of money and have lots of friends."She rolled Fortune/Popularity. I see a grim future ahead.

"Water, Soap, How I love thee."Scrub, scrub, wash, wash

End Chapter 2The Year of Hell, part 1

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