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What did the daddy bee say to the naughty bee?Bee-hive yourself!
Why does a tiger have stripes?So it won't be spotted!
What goes knock knock woof?A labra-door!
Doctor, doctor, I can't stop clucking and I'm scared!Oh don't be such a chicken!
Doctor, doctor! I need glasses!You certainly do, madam. This is a cake shop!
Why did the goldfish sell its old tank?It couldn’t work out how to drive it!
What do you call a horse that lives next door?A neigh-bor!
What's the best way to attract monkeys?Sit on a branch and make a noise like a banana!
Where do you take a legless dog?For a drag!
Daddy, there's a man with a beard at the front door!Tell him I've already got one!
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