Why wouldn’t the skeletoncross the road?

Because he didn’t have any guts.

What do you call a witchat the beach?

A sand-witch.

What kind of shoes does a ghost wear?

Boooooots.Because he was a painin the neck.

Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy.

What is a ghost’s

favorite food?

Spook-etti.

Print, cut out cards and staple into a mini joke book or add one each day to your child’s lunch bag.

Why do witches ride broomsticks?

Why didn’t Dracula have any friends?

JOKESFOR KIDS

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What do you call a vampire who is always hungry?

Why was the broom latefor school?

It over-swept.

Snackula.

What is a witch’s favorite subject at school?

Spelling.

Why couldn’t the skeleton dance?

He had no body to dance with.

What is a ghost’s favorite dessert?

I-scream!

What do birds do at Halloween?

Go trick or tweeting.