IT’S REALITY....IT’S REALITY....by Florin Popescuby Florin Popescu
Music: Fleetwood Mac - Albatross Advance with click
Whenever you find the key to success, someone changes the
lock.
To err is human, but to forgive is not To err is human, but to forgive is not a company policy.a company policy.
The road to success??.. Is always under The road to success??.. Is always under construction.construction.
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does milk.again, neither does milk.
In order to get a Loan, In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove you first need to prove that you have ability to that you have ability to
repay back.repay back.
All the desirable All the desirable things in life are things in life are
either illegal, either illegal, expensive or expensive or
fattening.fattening.
Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.you hear them speak.
Everyone has a scheme of Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never getting rich?.. Which never
works.works.
If at first you don't succeed?. If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever Destroy all evidence that you ever
tried.tried.
You can never determine You can never determine which side of the bread to which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the will always land on the
buttered side.buttered side.
Anything dropped on the floor will roll Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.over to the most inaccessible corner.
42.7% of all statistics is 42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot.made on the spot.
As soon as you mention As soon as you mention something?? If it is good, it something?? If it is good, it
is taken?. If it is bad, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens.happens.
He who has the He who has the gold, makes the gold, makes the
rules ---- rules ---- Murphy's golden Murphy's golden
rule.rule.
If you come early, the bus is late. If If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? The bus is still late.you come late?? The bus is still late.
Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper
rate.
When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
If you have paper, you don't have a If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a pen, you don't have pen. If you have a pen, you don't have paper. If you have both, no one calls.paper. If you have both, no one calls.
Especially for engg. Students : If you Especially for engg. Students : If you have bunked the class, the professor have bunked the class, the professor
has taken attendance.has taken attendance.
You will pick up maximum You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on wrong numbers when on
roaming.roaming.
The door bell or your mobile will always ring The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.when you are in the bathroom.
After a long wait for bus After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together will always pull in together
and the bus which you get in and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the will be crowded than the
other.other.
If your exam is If your exam is tomorrow, there will tomorrow, there will
be a power cut be a power cut tonight.tonight.
Irrespective of the direction Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from of the wind, the smoke from
the cigarette will always the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-tend to go to the non-
smoker.smoker.
Before borrowing money Before borrowing money from a friend, decide from a friend, decide
whether you need more.whether you need more.
There are three sides to every There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and argument: your side, my side and
the right side.the right side.
An expert is someone who An expert is someone who takes a subject you takes a subject you
understand and makes it understand and makes it sound confusing.sound confusing.
Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one
of them.
Never argue with a Never argue with a fool. People might fool. People might
not know the not know the difference.difference.
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one
forgets.
Always remember that Always remember that you are absolutely you are absolutely unique. Just like unique. Just like everyone else.everyone else.
Well done is better than well Well done is better than well said .said .
Everyone makes Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody make them when nobody
is looking.is looking.
Where there is a WILL, there is a WAY, Where there is a WILL, there is a WAY, where there is MONEY, there are many where there is MONEY, there are many
WAYS.WAYS.
Where there is MONEY, there Where there is MONEY, there are many FRIENDS and are many FRIENDS and
RELATIVES.RELATIVES.
Everybody wants Everybody wants to go to heaven, to go to heaven,
but nobody wants but nobody wants to die.to die.
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