IT’S REALITY....IT’S REALITY....by Florin Popescuby Florin Popescu

Music: Fleetwood Mac - Albatross Advance with click

Whenever you find the key to success, someone changes the

lock.

To err is human, but to forgive is not To err is human, but to forgive is not a company policy.a company policy.

The road to success??.. Is always under The road to success??.. Is always under construction.construction.

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does milk.again, neither does milk.

In order to get a Loan, In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove you first need to prove that you have ability to that you have ability to

repay back.repay back.

All the desirable All the desirable things in life are things in life are

either illegal, either illegal, expensive or expensive or

fattening.fattening.

Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.you hear them speak.

Everyone has a scheme of Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never getting rich?.. Which never

works.works.

If at first you don't succeed?. If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever Destroy all evidence that you ever

tried.tried.

You can never determine You can never determine which side of the bread to which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the will always land on the

buttered side.buttered side.

Anything dropped on the floor will roll Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.over to the most inaccessible corner.

42.7% of all statistics is 42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot.made on the spot.

As soon as you mention As soon as you mention something?? If it is good, it something?? If it is good, it

is taken?. If it is bad, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens.happens.

He who has the He who has the gold, makes the gold, makes the

rules ---- rules ---- Murphy's golden Murphy's golden

rule.rule.

If you come early, the bus is late. If If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? The bus is still late.you come late?? The bus is still late.

Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper

rate.

When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.

If you have paper, you don't have a If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a pen, you don't have pen. If you have a pen, you don't have paper. If you have both, no one calls.paper. If you have both, no one calls.

Especially for engg. Students : If you Especially for engg. Students : If you have bunked the class, the professor have bunked the class, the professor

has taken attendance.has taken attendance.

You will pick up maximum You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on wrong numbers when on

roaming.roaming.

The door bell or your mobile will always ring The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.when you are in the bathroom.

After a long wait for bus After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together will always pull in together

and the bus which you get in and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the will be crowded than the

other.other.

If your exam is If your exam is tomorrow, there will tomorrow, there will

be a power cut be a power cut tonight.tonight.

Irrespective of the direction Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from of the wind, the smoke from

the cigarette will always the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-tend to go to the non-

smoker.smoker.

Before borrowing money Before borrowing money from a friend, decide from a friend, decide

whether you need more.whether you need more.

There are three sides to every There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and argument: your side, my side and

the right side.the right side.

An expert is someone who An expert is someone who takes a subject you takes a subject you

understand and makes it understand and makes it sound confusing.sound confusing.

Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one

of them.

Never argue with a Never argue with a fool. People might fool. People might

not know the not know the difference.difference.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one

forgets.

Always remember that Always remember that you are absolutely you are absolutely unique. Just like unique. Just like everyone else.everyone else.

Well done is better than well Well done is better than well said .said .

Everyone makes Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody make them when nobody

is looking.is looking.

Where there is a WILL, there is a WAY, Where there is a WILL, there is a WAY, where there is MONEY, there are many where there is MONEY, there are many

WAYS.WAYS.

Where there is MONEY, there Where there is MONEY, there are many FRIENDS and are many FRIENDS and

RELATIVES.RELATIVES.

Everybody wants Everybody wants to go to heaven, to go to heaven,

but nobody wants but nobody wants to die.to die.