zteam
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MISSION BRIEFING: Zombies are running amok in North America, spreading terror and carnage in their wake. Until now, their movements have been random and erratic, seemingly acting on impule. But now, over the past two weeks, their movements seem to more focused. This two-week period just happens to fall in line with the estimated time Colonel Decker and his men were slaughtered at the hands of the undead. MI now suspects that an undead Colonel Decker now leads the army of infectious cadavers, and his Hell-bent on wiping out the human population. ENTER THE HEROES: Now on the trail of Decker, the newly named Z-Team have tracked him down to a city in New Mexico. The local population is now no more than a doctor, a garage owner, a retired cop a third-grade teacher and her group of children. All these peoplee are hiding out in the town hall, trying their best to survive Decker’s attacks on the town. The Z-Team’s first mission is to gain access to the town hall. But first, they have to get past the small army of the undead that guards the building. THE LIVING DEAD ARE NOW RISING FROM THEIR GRAVES... No-one can work out why, or how, but no one can deny the truth: The facts are there before them. They stalk across Northern America, slaughtering and infecting thousands as they move. All is lost. The American Government gives up, resigned to the fact that, no matter what they do, they can’t stop the undead hordes. Then, one day, four men turn up on the lawn of the White House. An old, silver haired man chewing on a cigar, a large coloured man decked out in golden necklaces, a handsome and charismatic man, and a crazy in a baseball cap and leather jacket. They sit down with the President, and put it to him that they can solve this problem, in turn for forgetting about crimes they didn’t commit. The President agrees, and puts the entire resources of what is left of the United States Army at their disposal. The Silver Haired man asks one question. “What about Decker, will he agree to this?” “Colonel Decker,” says the President “Has joined the ranks of the undead.”
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MISSION BRIEFING: Zombies are running amok in North
America, spreading terror and carnage in their wake. Until now, their movements have been random and erratic, seemingly acting on impule. But now, over the past two weeks, their movements seem to more focused.
This two-week period just happens to fall in line with the estimated time Colonel Decker and his men were slaughtered at the hands of the undead. MI now suspects that an undead Colonel Decker now leads the army of infectious cadavers, and his Hell-bent on wiping out the human population.ENTER THE HEROES:
Now on the trail of Decker, the newly named Z-Team have tracked him
down to a city in New Mexico. The local population is now no more than a doctor, a garage owner, a retired cop a third-grade teacher and her group of children. All these peoplee are hiding out in the town hall, trying their best to survive Decker’s attacks on the town.
The Z-Team’s first mission is to gain access to the town hall. But first, they have to get past the small army of the undead that guards the building.
THE LIVING DEAD ARE NOW RISING FROM THEIR GRAVES... No-one can work out why, or how, but no one can deny the truth: The facts are there before them. They stalk across Northern America, slaughtering and infecting thousands as they move.
All is lost. The American Government gives up, resigned to the fact that, no matter what they do, they can’t stop the undead hordes.
Then, one day, four men turn up on the lawn of the White House. An old, silver haired man chewing on a cigar, a large coloured man decked out in golden necklaces, a handsome and charismatic man, and a crazy in a baseball cap and leather jacket.
They sit down with the President, and put it to him that they can solve this problem, in turn for forgetting about crimes they didn’t commit.
The President agrees, and puts the entire resources of what is left of the United States Army at their disposal. The Silver Haired man asks one question. “What about Decker, will he agree to this?”
“Colonel Decker,” says the President “Has joined the ranks of the undead.”
Hannibal Smith:Strength: 3 Dexterity: 3Constitution:3 Intelligence: 4Perception: 4 Willpower: 3
Life Points :49Endurance :32Speed :12Essence :20
Qualities:Contacts (General) +1Fast Reactions +2Photographic Memory +2Nerves Of Steel +3Hard To Kill +5
Drawbacks:Addiction (Habitual Smoking of Cigars) -1Adversary (Undead Decker & army) -5
Skills:Acting +5Brawling +4Craft (Gunsmith) +3Disguise +5Gambling +3Guns (Handgun) +3Guns (Assault Rifles) +3Instruction +3Notice +4Surveliiance +2
Gear:Tan Jacket, Tan Pants, Blue Shirt, Wooden Crate with 50 Cuban Cigars.M92F & 7 clips, M16 & 4 clipsGiant Lizard Costume, Makeup kit
Personality:
There’s an awful lot of bad stuff going on in the world. A lot of it, well, I can’t rightly understand it. But then, there isn’t a lot of people who can explain it.
But I hear from a mutual friend, Mr President, that you’re in a dire situation. Shit up to your neck, I believe is what he said. So me and my guys, here, want to help. Sure, there’s terms and conditions that you gotta agree to, but isn’t there always fine print?
Like my last job. I didn’t think they really wanted me to wear that damn lizard costume, but I had to. All part of the fine print. You see, they screw you like that.
But Mr President, I assure you, we’re not screwing you. We’re doing you a favour. And in turn, you’re doing us a favour.
And as for Decker, well, if we come up against him... Well, Mr President, I gotta tell you. It’s war.
C’mon, boys, let’s go to work.
Quote: “I love it when a plan comes together....”
BA BARRACAS:Strength: 5 Dexterity: 2Constitution:5 Intelligence: 3Perception: 3 Willpower: 2
Life Points :65Endurance :41Speed :14Essence :20
Qualities:Fast Reactions +2Sit Awareness +2Nerves Of Steel +3Hard To Kill +5Resources +3
Drawbacks:Addiction (Buying Jewelry) -2Adversary (Undead Decker & army) -5
Skills:Brawling +4Driving (Big Black Van) +5Mechanical Engineering +4Guns (Handgun) +2Guns (Assault Rifles) +5Intimidation +3Mechanic +4Streetwise +3Weightlifting +5
Gear:
Denim Jacket (with sleves ripped off)Indian feather braid attached to mohawk), 100 pounds of gold chain (armour Class I on torso & neck area)Dark Blue Jeans, Desert Eagle 5.0 & 5 clips, Heavy Machine Gun & 4 belts of ammo, Tool Box, Welding Torch.
Personality:
They used to say that BA stood for Bad Attitude. That’s wrong, sucker, it’s Bad Ass!
And that’s what me an’ my buds, are, sucker. We are bad asses, and we’ll take on these undead peckerheads. Don’t sweat it, we got the Van, I got my tool box, and a acetylene torch. Any of those undead suckers chase us, we’ll just pull off one of our normal plans.
We pull into an old abbandoned workshed, seal up the doors, and I get, making me one huge anti-undead weapon. I get in it, drive out, do a couple of jumps over haystacks, and fire off a few thousand rounds at the undead. Maybe even set some explosions off.
Now, can you dig that, yu crazy fool?
Quote: “Ahh Pity D’Ful who don’t stay dead!”
FACE MANStrength: 2 Dexterity: 4Constitution:3 Intelligence: 5Perception: 4 Willpower: 2
Life Points :45Endurance :26Speed :14Essence :20
Qualities:Attractiveness +3Charisma +3Nerves Of Steel +3Hard To Kill +5Contacts (Psychoanalysts) +1
Drawbacks:Obsession (women in general) -2Adversary (Undead Decker & army) -5
Skills:Brawling +2Cheating +3Gambling +2Demolitions +3Driving (fancy sports cars stolen from hospital car parks) +2First aids +2Guns (Handgun) +4Haggling +3Dodge +2Notice +4Seduction +3Smooth Talking +3Storytelling +2
Gear:Casual Suit, Various fake ID cards, Doctors Coat, Clipboard, Stethoscope, Various duplicate keys of sports cars, Little Black Book volumes 1 - 3, Colt .45 & 5 clips
Personality:
God damn that crazy son of a bitch.
Doesn’t Murdock realise I’ve got more important things to do than constantly bust his ass out of the various mental instutues he always gets himself tied up in?
Does he realise how many single female nurses there are left to date in the world? How many lonely barmaids need a night of comforting? There may be a few now, but that numbers getting smaller and smaller as the undead army advance.
I don’t know how he manages it, but that crazy bastard always gets himself back in the padded room. Still, it’s what I do, I suppose. BA drives the Van, Hannibal makes the plans, Murdock flies (when he isn’t locked up) and I get him up.
Ohh yeah, I get the women, too.
Quote: “Beautiful... Yeah, yeah, now stroke her back... [beep beep] Damn, Murdock, not again!”
HOWLING MAD MURDOCK:Strength: 2 Dexterity: 4Constitution:3 Intelligence: 4Perception: 3 Willpower: 4
Life Points :45Endurance :32Speed :14Essence :20
Qualities:Fast Reactions +2Sit Awareness +2Nerves Of Steel +3Hard To Kill +5
Drawbacks:Clown -1Delusion (Weird) -3Paranoid -2Adversary (Undead Decker & army) -5
Skills:Brawling +3Climbing +3Escapism +5Guns (handguns) +3Lock Picking +5Piloting (Helicopter) +3Piloting (aeroplane) +4Riding Horses +2Notice +4Occult Knowledge (His OWn Little Warped Wolrd) =5
Personality:
They say I’m mad, but I tell you, if you knew what these things were, like I do, then they’d lock you away, too. Y’see, it’s their dirty little secret.
It’s the radiation that makes ‘em. Beamed down from the space base on the moon. That’s why my cap’s lined with aluminium foil. It keeps it out my head.
And they say I’m crazy. It’s not as if I act mad or nothing...
.... Bwack Bwack Bwack, P’ting P’ting,
Say I’m crazy. Damn doctors, what do they know.
My god, what DO they know? They’re in on it, too!!! They want to take my hat off and cut up my Brain. Only Captain Commando and his trusty ape sidekick can get me out of here.
Lucky I have my mask. Come, Banana Louis, it’s time to go...
Gear:Leather JacketTiger T-shirtJeansPilot HelmetGogglesBlue CapAluminium Foil“Captain Commando” purple mask.Bananas for his “mokney”
Quote: “What? Hey, Mr Zombie, don’t look at me. I’m a chicken!!!!”
DECKER:STRENGTH :7 DEXTERITY :2 CONSTITUTION :5INTELLIGENCE :4 PERCEPTION :7 WILLPOWER :2DEAD POINTS :58 ESSENCE :27 SPEED :4ENDURANCE :N/A
SKILLS BRAWLING 3, HANDGUN (ALL) +4, CLIMBING +2ATTACK BITE D4 X STRENGTH, VARIOUS WEAPONSWEAK SPOT ALL 0GETTING AROUND LIFELIKE +3, CLIMBING +2, AQUATIC +2STRENGTH MONSTROUS +10, FLAME RESISTANT +3,
DAMAGE RESISTANT +5SENSES LIKE NOTHING YOU'VE EVER SEEN +10,
LIFE SENSE +14SUSTENANCE WHO NEEDS FOOD? +8INTELLIGENCE PROBLEM SOLVING +15SPREADING THE LOVE ONLY THE DEAD -2SPECIAL REGENERATION +5POWER +84
HANNIBAL’S JOURNAL:Best as me and B.A. can figure, Decker’s the head zombie. He’s in charge of the soldiers, who in turn govern the civvie zombies. We figure if we stop him, we stop the entire attack.He surrounds himself with the soldier zombies whenever he moves or make an appearence. There’s normally about twelve of them, and he’s normaly wearing his army fatigues. Whats different about these, is they ofer the same protection as class two body armour. All over.
SOLDIER ZOMBIE:STRENGTH :4 DEXTERITY :2 CONSTITUTION :4INTELLIGENCE :2 PERCEPTION :3 WILLPOWER :2DEAD POINTS :15 ESSENCE :17 SPEED :4ENDURANCE :N/A
SKILLS BRAWLING 3, GUNS (VARIOUS) +2ATTACK AS WEAPONSWEAK SPOT BRAIN +6GETTING AROUND LIFE LIKE +3STRENGTH STRONG LIKE BULL +5SENSES LIKE A HAWK +2SUSTENANCE WEEKLY +4, ALL FLESH 0INTELLIGENCE PROBLEM SOLVING +15SPREADING THE LOVE ONLY THE DEAD -2SPECIAL N/APOWER +38
BA’s LOGBOOK:These crazy fools are the sucka’s Decker uses to surround himself and protect himself. They all got class one body armour, and are armed with M16’s with magazine extenders and a bayonet fitting. These fools are crazy, chargin’ at yous like there ain’t no tomorra. Just leave it to me, though, I can snap them crazy fools like a twig if I get close enough.
CIVVIE ZOMBIE:STRENGTH :1 DEXTERITY :1 CONSTITUTION :2INTELLIGENCE :-2 PERCEPTION :1 WILLPOWER :2DEAD POINTS :22 ESSENCE :5 SPEED :2ENDURANCE :N/A
SKILLS BRAWLING 1ATTACK BITE D4 X STRENGTHWEAK SPOT ALL 0GETTING AROUND SLOW AND STEADY 0STRENGTH NINETY POUND WEKLING -3SENSES LIKE THE DEAD 0SUSTENANCE DAILY 0, ALL FLESH 0INTELLIGENCE DUMB AS DEAD WOOD 0SPREADING THE LOVE ONLY THE DEAD -2SPECIAL VARIABLE POWER AT LEVEL +5 (EXCEPT REGEN)POWER +1
THE MEMOIRS OF CAPTAIN COMMANDO AND HIS SIMIAN SIDEKICK:What’s wrong with these people, I hear you cry. Why, they’re zombies. The living dead. The Undead. Whassat Banana Louis??? No, not nosferatu, that’s somethign else. That’s a vamp, but these are Zombies. Like back in ‘Nam where there was thousands of the clawing their way out the ground, flesh dripping offa thems bones. You remember how we got rids ‘o them?
No?
Banana Louis, how can you forget? You swung down from the trees and clobbered them with your metal lunchbox. These one’s are no different, nothing special, very weak.
