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Poultary FormPoultary Form ““Knowledge of Knowledge of
Girls”Girls”
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Criteria for Guessing Criteria for Guessing uetian:uetian:
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Uetian boy:Uetian boy:
Whether Girls Of Your Universty Are Whether Girls Of Your Universty Are BeautifulBeautiful
Do You Enjoy In UetDo You Enjoy In Uet Do You Enjoy Lot Of StudiesDo You Enjoy Lot Of Studies Are You At Home In Comm SkillsAre You At Home In Comm Skills
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Uetian GirlUetian Girl
MakeUp Without MakeUp Without Any Order Any Order Beyond Any Beyond Any LimitsLimits
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Umbrella Over Their HeadsUmbrella Over Their Heads
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Three Tenses Of UETThree Tenses Of UET
Past UetiansPast Uetians Present UetiansPresent Uetians Future UetiansFuture Uetians
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Past UetianPast Uetian
Name Of UniverstyName Of Universty
“ “Universty Of Universty Of Error And Terror”Error And Terror”
Type Of EngineerType Of Engineer
Desi Desi EngineersEngineers
THE ANCI ENT U.E.TI ANSTHE ANCI ENT U.E.TI ANS
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Present UetianPresent Uetian
Name Of UniverstyName Of Universty
“ “Universty Universty Of Engineering && Of Engineering && Tec”Tec”
Type Of EngineerType Of Engineer
Brillar Brillar EngineersEngineers
THE ACTUAL AI M OF U.E.TI ANTHE ACTUAL AI M OF U.E.TI ANSOME LOVE STORIES SOME LOVE STORIES causecause‘‘SUPLIES’SUPLIES’
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Future UetiansFuture Uetians
Name Of UniverstyName Of Universty
“ “Universty Universty Of Extreme Of Extreme Tension”Tension”
Type Of EngineerType Of Engineer
Yet To Be Yet To Be DecidedDecided
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Aim Of UetiansAim Of Uetians
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Scope Of UetiansScope Of Uetians
““UETIANS ARE NOT UETIANS ARE NOT ALLOWED”ALLOWED”
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Status Of UetianStatus Of Uetian
Electrical Engineer Electrical Engineer Mechanical EngineerMechanical Engineer Civil EngineerCivil Engineer
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Electrical EngineerElectrical Engineer
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Mechanical EngineerMechanical Engineer
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Civil EngineerCivil Engineer
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BUT THANK GOD WE HAVE BUT THANK GOD WE HAVE NO CHEMICAL ENGINEERS…NO CHEMICAL ENGINEERS…
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Chemical EngineerChemical Engineer
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Motto Of Present Motto Of Present UetiansUetians
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Candidate For Mr. Uet Candidate For Mr. Uet CompetitionCompetition
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LAWS WHICH GOVERN UET….LAWS WHICH GOVERN UET….
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INVERSION THEOREMINVERSION THEOREM
Boy=1Boy=1 Girl=0Girl=0
INVERSION THEOREMINVERSION THEOREM
boy Young teacher
NOT GATE
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`girl Young teacher
NOT GATE
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NEWTON’S METHODNEWTON’S METHOD
Go to the girl. Go to the girl.
“ “To every action there is always an To every action there is always an equal and opposite reaction.” equal and opposite reaction.”
This implies the girl will also come to This implies the girl will also come to you.you.
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OHM’S LAWOHM’S LAW
V=I*RV=I*Rwherewhere V= value of marks in vivasV= value of marks in vivasI= intensity of girl’s make upI= intensity of girl’s make upR= constant of proportionality, its value R= constant of proportionality, its value
depends upon the mood, interest and depends upon the mood, interest and nature of the teachernature of the teacher
It should be noted that value or R increases It should be noted that value or R increases if “UNCLE POWER” or “ABBA POWER” is if “UNCLE POWER” or “ABBA POWER” is appliedapplied
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Bathrooms of Uet HostelBathrooms of Uet Hostel
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Hello! Yaar koi hai? Pani muk Hai Oye SHANKAR Aik balti
pani la dai
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MessMess
The mess of boys The mess of boys hostel is no more hostel is no more than a prisoner than a prisoner messmess
After having a four After having a four year mess boys are year mess boys are not even able to not even able to digest porridgedigest porridge
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Mess ProductMess Product
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IN THE BEGINNING IN THE BEGINNING OF THE TERM….OF THE TERM….
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WHEN PREP WHEN PREP COMES…..COMES…..
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