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VOLUME V HARRISONBURG, VIRGINIA, APRIL 1, 1927.

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S. BLATT'S Dry Cleaning and Dyting

'Works

Harrisonburg, Va.

Phone 55

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Practice Teacher—''Can you tell me what a gentleman is, Jimmie?"

Jimmie—"Why yes, he's a grown up boy that used to mind h-s mother."

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The very newest hats in com- binations of silk, metalic, and

straw, at L. H. GARY'S 72 Court Square

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"Last night 1 listened to a pathy orchestra concert."

"Symphony orchestra, fool, sympathy."

''Well, doesn't sympathy mean somebody you're sorry for?"

''Lucy Davis," asked the professor in the freshman class, "what three words are used most among college students?"

"I don't know," said the student. ''Correct," replied the professor.—

Pathfinder.

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COLLFGE SHOP

Silk hose, drugs, and good

things to eat.

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Cliff—''Why does your girl call you millstone?"

Bluff—''Because she says, I'm ' always hanging around her neck."

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Finishing L. H. OTT DRUG CO.

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and Lunches Served at

THE BLUE CUPBOARD 15 E. Marekt St.

Harrisonburg, Virginia ***************

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CAMPUS h Tom says— ^ss»n«

Some of us are now but most

of us are all ye'ar 'round.

April first is here at-Jast So Faculty beware— For when these girls begin

pranks You'd better not be there!

their

Gladys: "Velma was almost drown- ed last night when the pillow slipp- ed."

Thelma: "Oh, how did that hap- pen?"

Gladys: "The bed fell in the spring. "

spread and she

rfft" Mac:' ''Wfrgm is the dumbest boy I have ever seen. "

Dudley:' "How come?" Mac: "J sent him to put water in

the car and when I got there I found a bucket of water in the back seat."

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Silk Hose Value Buying for cash the millions of pairs our 773 busy stores sell, we are able to give unusual value. Silk beyond the knee.

H. T. C. Girls Our college girls are very wise They mind their P's and Q's; They join the clubs and societies And promptly pay their dues. They don't approve of lipstick, Perfumes, powder, paint; And if you'd mention "dates" to them With sheer disgust they faint. They don't approve of meal cuts They never break a rule They're the model for all the ages

You believe it?

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'til I get my clothes on!" a feminine voice. Every

''Wait shrieked man in the car stuck his head out of the window only to see an old color- ed woman boarding the car with her week's wash.

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Blank Books and Office Equipments

NICHOLAS BOOK COMPANY Fount. Pens Ever Sharp Pencils

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I RALPHS Welcome to Our Shoppe

Teachers and Students of H. T. C.

Ladies Ready-to-Wear

Exd'isive

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to show me." Helen—''I'm from Elgin, you have

to watch me. " . £x_

Wit: What are you all dressed up for, George? Preachin' somewhere?

Clock: N-n-no. I've been to Dea- con Jones' funeral.

Wit:' Why, is Deacon Jones dead? Clock.' We played an aw-w-wful

tvi'ck/on him if he isn't.

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Comfortable rooms for | college guests and meals at

Blue Bird Tea Room [ **************************

Virginia B.: "Look at the dande- lions growing on the water pipe. "

Our 449 Full fashioned, fine gauge,

extra weight very low priced at

Pair $1.49

Our 445 Full fashioned with a strand

of fibre added for weight,

Pair 98 cents

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PRETTY SHOES! ■ »

Pretty shoes make pretty feet. Our shoes are leaders in style and fashion yet not high in price. See them in the big store on the hill.

B. Ney & Sons Next to Hotel

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"SHamondt Opposite Post Office

Events of the Week The faculty has gone on a strike

oh account of overwork during exams The apple trees back of Carter

House are loaded with June apples as a result of the mild winter.

The Student Council has decided to abolish all rules regarding car riding—Ride when you please here- after.

Smoking on the campus by faculty members is henceforth forbidden.

The privilege has been transferred to students.

Students will be allowed three class-cuts per week.

Mrs. Varner now advises gum- chewing on down town trips. It adds to one's appearance and furnishes good advertisement for the college.

It has recently been decided that no faculty members will be allowed to use the swimming pool.

On account of a young maid's fancy in the spring, students will be required to attend movies at least five nights per week.

Walking on the grass will be per- mitted to ease tired feet.

These events are subject to change after today.

Stribbie—"I guess I must have In- somnia. "

M. Knatt—"How come?"' S.—"Oh, I woke up twice during

chapel this morning."

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* WILLIAMSON'S PHARMACY

The best line of toilet goods

on the market.

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Sweet William. You're the flower of my heart my

snapdragon.

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* LILIAN GOCHENOUR

Milliner

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JUST THINK

For clean food and quick ser- j vice stop at the Candyland. We =1 have all kinds of toasted sand- *

wiches—1» cents and up. We serve light lunches and the best coffee in town. Home made

candies and ice cream. A trial will convince you.

72 S. Main St

Distinctive

Millinery

for all

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THE VENDA The Home Store

Appreciates the splendid patronage it is receiving from the

girls at the State Teachers College.

We are putting in the newest things all the time and we will be glad if you will stop in when you are down town.

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Student: "She lives on Franklin Street just where the hill goes up."

J. Hill) "But I don't go up. "

Yourai "Do you take etomology liis quarter?" Nutt: "No, I'm taking word-study."

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Harrisonburg, Va.

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Miss Seeger (to Mental Hygiene class): 1 read a sermon yesterday on "Who are America's most dangerous citizens?"*and I immediately thought of you.

More of 'Em The girl who doesn't study, expects

a "B" and gets an "A". The girl who starts out on a cloudy

day with an unbrella. Tin' girl who thinks married life is

"Viim-Yum" bliss. The girl who studies for Mr. Logan's

exams. The girl who expects an Easter cor- sage of orchids and gets none.

Mr. Raymond Dingledine, of H. T. C., has won the National Chewing Gum Championship.

This Ad Good For 10c In Trade (If presented before April 1st 1927)

AT THE BEST PLACE TO MEET, EAT AND DRINK ANITARY ODA

lAANDWICI HOPPE

"Service tvith a Smile" "We make them Better"

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Have You Seen The Newest Hats?

The new hats and slippers we are showing

now are really, exceedingly smart.

i Don't forget to drop in and see them.

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DE MERIT ROLL APPEARS RECENTLY

l)e merit roll as announced for the combination of the fall, winter and spring quarters is as follows:

Seniors—All A's for all three quarters:

Mary Lou Venable, Annie Bul- loc, Ruth Dold, Mary Jiminez, Strib- bie Lottier.

Juniors—All A's: Julia Reynolds, Ruth Fitchett,

Corinth Kidd. Sophoraores^—All A'sr

Wilmot Sydnor Doan, Claire Lay, Margaret Knott.

Freshmen—All A's: Till Bell, Martha Minton, Frances

Ifcush, Nora Hosssley.

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The regular meeting of the Student B:>dy was called to ortler Friday April 1, at 2:22Vz o'clock by Amanda Mouse. President. The minutes of th-3 last meeting were read by the Secretary, Sally Lou, and were then disapproved as read. The meeting was then turned over to Marietta Mountain, chairman of the program committee. \ The following program was then well, rendered.

These announcements were read: The Easter holiday has been modi-

lied so that it extends from April 13 to April 18. All students not desiring to have these dates may extend them to suit their own inclinations. |

All student' regulations and restrict- ions are to be removed for one week, beginning April 1. At the end of that time a unanimous vote will be' taken to restore them.

The scandal list was then delivered. This was very interesting and met the the approval of those present. It was as follows:

1. Fannie Fee and ,Magnolia Hill have been sent to their homes for two weeks for having worked too hard on their examinations.

2. Violetta Feme and Fernie Vio- letta have been campused for two weeks for not removing their hats when greeting faculty members on Main Street.

3. Geranium Leaf and Mignonetta Rose have been required to walk down town each day for three weeks' because they need this exercise. They also need to see the town.

4. Each student is required to chew one stick of chewing gum each clay to ward off the mumps.

5. All students have to stop study- ing and visit their neighbors as a punishment for their unsocialbleness.

The meeting was then dejourned to meet again next time.

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AUNT PRUNELLA'S CORNER

Dear Aunt Prunella, As 1 look forward to the future, I

feel much concern. You know, I in- tend to make a cool million teaching school, and I don't know what to do with it. 1 don't want to squander it; I want it to be useful.

Katherine Snapp Dear Katherine,

I am glad that you want to spend your future fortune wisely. Here's what I want you to do. Found a home for stray cats. Just think of the plea- sure you "will derive by founding an asylum for homeless felines. How they will flock to your door where a warm welcome awaits them! Society will be indebti'd to you then, so think it over, my dear.

Aunt Prunella

Dear Aunt Prunella, Often when 1 am with a crowdtof

girls I want to call one girls attention to something, and don't know how to do it without the others know- ing just what I am doing. How can I find a new "high sign"?

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Dear Virginia, My child, there is nothing new

under the sun, and 1 thought that you knew that. However, this sign is not as common as some of the others. Wear an odd piece of jewelry. Say, oh, a ring, for example. When you want to call a friend's attention to something, just say, ''Oh, Soandso, look at may ring!" Then she can see what you really want her to. It might not be a bad idea to arrange beforehand with the lady so that she won't give you away by being ignor- ant of your sign. Jry it once.

Aunt Prunella

Dear Aunt Prunella, Recently some very heavy duties

have fallen upon my shoulders. As I am a frivolous sort of girl, 1 feel that I in (At mend-my ways befotfc-assum- ing said duties. How can I acquire a dignified air?

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Olivia Malmgren Dear Olivia,

1 had thought of answering your letter as 1 did the other two, but, due to the season of the year, all that I shall say is! i

Lovingly, Aunt Prunella

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Said Johnny-jump-up to Bouncing Bet, "Let's take a wajk thrgouh the April

wet. So in Lady's Slipper and Fox Glove

fair She strolled with him to get some air.

Sweet William watched from behind the trees

As they strolled along in the evening breeze

While Daisy turned pale, and quickly wilted

To think that for Betty she had been jilted. _

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And though—''! shall soon have some work to do."

But Bouncing Betty, the heartless coquette,

Could not be sure of wild Johny yet For the night before, neath a bril- liant moon With Black-Eyed-Sue he'd been seen

to spoon.

Said Johnny "My dear, we're a very good pair,

No other maid could be half so fair. " But Betsy was wise—not a clinging

vine, And she knew he was handing her

just a line. So she kissed him once, and she kissed

him twice^— But said for a husband he wouldn't

be nice.

So once again through the April weather

The two came strolling along to- J gether. The heart of Betty he could not rob— And Jack-in-the-Pulpit was out of a

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MORE PERSONALS

Mr. and Mrs.. J. N. Mclllwraith left Tuesday on an extended tour of the Pacific,, and points South. It is Mr. McJUwraith's purpose to ascer- tain just what degree above horizon the North Star will be when one is on a Hawaiian beach in the moon- light enjoying sweet ukelele strains wafted on the tropic breeze. This information will be gratefully re- ceived by Mina Thomas who is doing research work in writing a geopraph- ical guide book, using the stars and planets as starting points.

Martha Spencer, Martha Minton, Mary Ferebee, Lottie Cundiff, and Klsie 1'roffit have taken up swimming and tennis as a means of reduc- ing surplous weight.

Mr. Johnston takes his coffee plain for breakfast, two lumps for lunch and three lumps for dinner.

Alice Clarke leaves for Atlantic City next Friday as ''Miss Harrison- burg", (0 compete in the Atlantic City bathing beauty contest. Hav- ing carried off the honors elsewhere, the school is confidant that Alice will return with "Miss America" honors.

Mr. Varner will entertain his Bible classes by taking them on a trip to the Holy Land. The tour will last the entire summer. The first two months will be spent in and around Paris, the last month will be spent at points of interest in Palestine. The C'ass anticipate a dip in the Dead Sea. There a distance swimming contest will be held. The class Is, at present, in training.

OBITUARIES

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Here lies the body of Phylis Palmer She had a fit and we couldn't calm'er.

Here lies the remains of Marjie Ober She was ever sinful, sad and sober.

Here lie the bones of Kathryn Pace In the mirror she saw her face.

Here lie the remains of Virginia Tis- dale

She bought her toothbrush at a clear- ance sale!

Here lies enclosed poor Mary Crane She missed the post but hit the train.

Here lies the frame of Lucy Taylor She was smitten hard by a brown-

eyed sailor!

Here lie the ashes of Nina Frey She died with a crack in her new

glass eye!

Here Lieth Claire Lay Sleeping in the bath tub didn't pay.

Here lies Parepa Smith Wonder who she'd been out with?

Here lies Hilda Blue How 1 hope she's ''smiling thru".

Virginia Harvey lieth here The cause of her death isn't clear But we think 'twas connected with

strong beer.

Here lies Mary Yager Payne Had a fight with Mary Crane.

Ida Morgan sleeps below She considered "60" going slow.

Here lies the remains of Catherine Burns.

Disregarded all the turns.

Martha Hubbard rests\below— She always tried too hard" to grow.

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Maury Hall roof was the setting for a most enjoyable roof garden party given by the Rho Sigma Chis to V. P. I. cadets over twenty-one years old. Guests began arriving at seven twenty-nine and a half p. m. The receiving line was made up of the faculty's cousins—limited to the first degrees. The hostesses were fortu- nate in securing the Waring Pennsyl- vanians who were most lively nnd pepful. The girls wore dainty morning ginghams, and frilly aprons. There was one restriction, however, as to the dress: no dresses were to be worn above the knees. The cadets wore knickers and shirts of pastel shades.

The orchestra played "Sleep", from eight till eleven thirty. From then until one o'clock, they played ''That Naughty Waltz", to the strains of which many daintly shod, and many heavily booted couples tripped to their respective abodes.

The cadets were the week-end guests of the Rho Sigma Chis.

WEDDING OF INTEREST

Absolute proof has been found for the old maxim, "Every dog has his day. " Miss Cantaloupe Green and Mr. Hotfoot Speed were married just over the State line late Saturday nite

by the Reverend Earlie Wurne.

The bride wore a gown of flamingo

blue sport cloth, and carried a show-

er bouquet of early tulips.

There were no attendants. Mr.

and Mrs. Speed will be at home to

any friends in the Student Body after

June 8, 1927.

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