The Sandbox 1st Edition

SPRING 2012Pages:2-Sandbox Submissions3-Upcoming Events4-Schedule/Standings5-9-Team Write-Ups10-WiffleBall for Dummies11-Thats All Folks!

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Then email them to me at [email protected]

[email protected]

Every team will be o�ered a space every edition of the Newsletter to submit something funny... write about their game... whatever... and since we’re doing a newsletter every Tuesday of every week, you have plenty of time to come up with something! If your team doesn’t submit anything, and isn’t in the newsletter, talk to your captain!

Ideas for Team Submissions When I say, submit something for your team, here are some ideas: • Play by plays of the game • Document the debauchery at the bar - i.e. describing someone’s amazing acting skills hobbling across the bar with a “sprained ankle” just to Ice a teammate. ] • Draw pictures!!!!! • Favorite quotes, poems, song lyrics, movie scripts, YouTube video, or motivational speeches! • Email chains from the morning after . • Funny pictures of you, your team, or something random on the internet • Give your team member awards - drunkest, loudest, person with the least shame, best o� the face catch, etc.! • Anything. Really. Someone on your team is creative.

Submissions are due EVERY Monday by 7 p.m.

Backyard Sports Club’s email is

[email protected] or [email protected] look forward to a SWEEET and super fun season!

** If you need extra time, email me and just let me know.

DISCLAIMER: if you have problems with keeping your language in check, not bashing refs, being overly nasty to other teams, and other no-no’s, the Editor does have the right to not include your write up in the newsletter if the content is deemed inappropriate or out of line. We will try to screen write ups as they are received, will try to let teams know so that they have time to resubmit, but there is no guarantee. The easiest thing to do is to keep it clean, be nice, and remember this is all in good fun.

or [email protected]

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Hair Graphics Owner and Master Stylist, Joy Gillenwater from I’d Hit That has been creating avant-garde looks for over 10 years. Educated by some of the leading companies in the salon industry; Vidall Sasson, Bumble & Bumble, Wella and Paul Mitchel, to name a few. She has a acquired a multitude of skills to give clients the exact look they want. Her work is inspired by the love of art and design specializing in texture cuts and creative color techniques. Joy believes that your hair is a very important part of your life, as well as your self-image and personality and looks forward to working with you.

Pembroke Chiropractic

Holly Hickson and Marcie Masterman from Holey Balls in Your Mouth work at Pembroke Chiropractic for Dr. Mark Soccio. Allow your body to “Fall Into Good Health” this season without the use of harmful drugs or surgery. Our holistic approach goes beyond the medical approach. Our �rst goal is to help you get out of pain as quickly as possible by assisting your body’s inborn ability to heal. Discover Chiropractic!

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Happy Healing!

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FLOATS, boats, canoes, boards, rafts, pools....anything that floats-whatever it takes to join in our redneck yacht club!What better way to kick off Summer 2012!

Chicks Beach behind Don JuliosGiant floating islands, cornhole, bocce ball, volleyball, etc...

Any questions, call or text (757) 597-5849

WE ROCKED THE BEACH last year for the 2011 Oceanfront Spring Crawl in Virginia Beach, Now it's time to rock the beach again. On April 28th, 2012 the 2012 Oceanfront Spring Crawl will hit the Virginia Beach Oceanfront with all proceeds of the event will benefit Children's Performance Workshops.

More Information at www.oceanfrontspringcrawl.com/

Virginia BeachSpring Bar Crawl

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Please submit all scores and write ups about your teams to [email protected]

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3:00pm Games No Pants? No PROBLEM vs. Nannerpus & the Fish Stix - Field #1 Wi� It Good vs Notorious WIFF - Field #2

Wi�eholics Anonymous vs Smack My Beach Up - Field #3Victorious Secrets vs Sh*ts and Wi�es - Field #4

4:00pm Games Smack My Beach Up at Nannerpus & The Fish Stix - Field #3Victorious Secrets at Make It Rain - Field #4

TEAM SCHEDULE - APRIL 22ND

va beach team standings

Happy Hour Specials – $2 Domestics bottle and draft, $3 Imports bottle and draft, $2.50 well drinks, $3 Jager and Fireball shots, and $2 Red Stripes.

In addition to Happy Hour Specials, wi�eballers will have the following exclusive specials: 10% o� their tab(excludes already discounted items), $2 Budweiser pounders (16oz cans), $3 Bud Light Platinum, and $3 Wi�eball shooters (vodka, peach schnapps and cranberry).

Specials Just for Wifflers FROM OUR SPONSOR!

People wearing their BYSC shirts will get this discount!

TEAM GP W L T PCT PS PSA PSD DNP PF PA +/-Make It Rain 2 1 1 0 50.0 35 16 19 0 1.0 0.0 1.0Nannerpus & The Fish Stix 1 1 0 0 100.0 21 8 13 0 1.0 0.0 1.0Victorious Secrets 1 1 0 0 100.0 19 6 13 0 1.0 0.0 1.0No Pants? No PROBLEM! 1 1 0 0 100.0 12 11 1 0 1.0 0.0 1.0Smack My Beach Up 1 1 0 0 100.0 10 4 6 0 1.0 0.0 1.0Sh*ts and Wi�es 2 1 1 0 50.0 4 10 -6 0 1.0 0.0 1.0Notorious WIFF 1 1 0 0 100.0 0 0 0 0 1.0 0.0 1.0Wi�eholics Anonymous 1 0 1 0 0.0 8 21 -13 0 0.0 0.0 0.0Wi� It Good 1 0 1 0 0.0 6 19 -13 0 0.0 0.0 0.0Multiple Scorgasms 1 0 1 0 0.0 4 24 -20 0 0.0 0.0 0.0Sandy Balls 2 0 2 0 0.0 0 0 0 2 0.0 1.0 -1.0

TEAM WRITE-UPS

Wi�-it Good:My team made me proud this week by just showing up to play even though there was lots of crush fest fun to be had. We played a good team and I'm not sure what the �nal score was (I do know that we lost), but we de�nitely all had fun! MVP has to go to �rst time wi�e baller Wally Denosta with two home runs and lots of great catches. Next week I will remember the teams shirts so you'll know we're all on the same team!

Shits and Wi�es game 1:Thought we had ’em!!! Just goes to show don’t count your chickensbefore they hatch… game started like I would have expected, every-oneknocking the dust o� our ‘Kmart’ swings. Soon enough we �gured itout. But alas, an 8 run 6th inning (I think, I didn’t keep the book,thanks Stella and scorekeeper) we could not bounce back from. Madprops to Stella and ‘Smack My Beach Up’ for the comeback win. Sh*tsand Wi�es had a great time playing and in some cases meeting for the�rst time. Nothing but potential from this side… I think when we (andI mean ‘I’) get my ducks in a row I think we will be quite thecontender. You all can thank ‘Smack My Beach Up’ for giving us whatI think will be our only loss, b/c the path to the championship runsthrough Sh*ts and Wi�es… bring your ‘A’ game.Solid pick for HR Derby Champion: ‘Smack My Beach Up’ Erica, the restof the league needs to know, so they can back up…

Shits and Wi�es Game 2:Thanks Nadia, for our �rst win of the year! And remember we areHunter Orange; your team is Tangerine Orange or something like that...Actually, should I be thanking (and I quote Nadia), “CRUSH-FEEEEEEEEST”

TEAM WRITE-UPS

Smack My Beach Up v Sh*ts and Wi�es Didn’t know how this game was going to pan out once I found out Dan was the team captain-I pretty much thought his team was going to be stacked with heavy hitters! $hits and Wi�es played a great game. Dan, as predicted, knocked two over the fence. It was a tie game for a few innings, $hits and Wi�es were ahead in the bottom of the 5th, but in the 6th inning, Smack My Beach Up rallied and we scored EIGHT runs! Congratulations to Erica and Brad for hitting two homeruns! We are de�nitely excited for what is sure to be a fun season! Ps…Dan, I’m not that serious…I’m just organized….Dang! Score was Smack 10/Sh*ts 4

Victorious Secret vs. Wi� it Good

I wanna start o� by saying the weather was pretty much perfect forour 4 o’clock game against Wi� it Good. The wind was blowing out,and that spells trouble for any opponent of Victorious Secret. Ididn’t keep count, but our team was dropping bombs all game. Almostanything hit in the air was getting carried out of the park. Thetrickiest part of the game was pitching into the wind to teammates.MVP goes to our very own Je� Smooth Operator for hitting homeruns allday long and showing our team what a catcher is supposed to do, whichis make plays! Tip of the cap to Katy’s squad. Both teams had somenew players and it should be fun watching everyone improve as theseason goes on and, more importantly, getting to know them afterwardat Calypso.

Notorious Wi�

Notorious Wi� had an awesome �rst game. We didn't use the crush fest excuse to take it easy. It was the �rst time wi�ing for quite a few of us and everyone was hitting the ball deep thanks to our stellar pitcher/coach Caleb. We're taking the league by surprise this year!

Co-CaptainDominic Pistolessi

Nanerpus & the Fish Stix

NAN-NER-PUS! NAN-NER-PUS! NAN-NER-PUS!.... YOU HEARD US!Yeah, we ROCK those highlighter colored tshirts you saw blinding you on the beach and at Calypso... Oh and not to mention the team with the hottest single hotties in the league.... Yeah, not to toot our own horn or anything (toot-toot) but we’re Nanerpus and the Fish Stix and we’re here to WIN! WIN! WIN!... NO MATTER WHAT! We know how to bring it and bring it good.... Back to the game - If anyone was around, you‘ll know that we have a big team, big ego, but even better sense of teamwork. Our own Huck Finn (yes, that name is correct), �elded the ball like a pro while our hot Fish Stix (the ladies) made batting look like childs play. Props to Amy for being the only girl to hit a homer. Fellas, this hot broad is foxy, single, AND she can swing. We dominated our competitors, Wi�eholics Anonymous, with a whopping 21-8.... If you’re interested in seeing a good game, we’ll have ESPNanerpus out this coming Sunday to bring you play-by-play action with our own personal sportscasters... What! What!

NOTORIOUS

WIFF

Sandy Balls

April 15th for Sandy Balls was full of mixed feelings and emotions. There were tears and laughs, broken hearts and new hope. Due to Crush Fest 90% of our team couldn't make it to the games. Yes, we had to forfeit... But I'm extremely proud of my 5 teammates who showed up on time to the �elds and didn't give in to the divine taste of freshly squeezed orange crushes. Alex, Michelle, Doug, Eddie and Mike!!! I couldn't be happier to have them on my team!

Wi�eholics Anonymous

Hi, my name is Andrew and I’m a wi�ehoilic. What can I say…this game is addicting. It was the �rst time for my team to play together and I didn’t know what to expect. We played a good game but there wasn’t much we could do with the other team constantly hitting homers other then recruiting some 7’2” basketball players to play out�eld. They had to been using corked bats! All in all, we had loads of fun. Next time we will come out strong and dominate!!

In the end our team was reunited at Calypso where we ended our Sunday Funday sharing delicious Malibu Long Islands and dancing to the Reggae beat.

NadiaSandy Balls

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