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Articles submitted to the Busted Knuckle Chronicles and the Attitude Zone are the opinions of the writer and not necessarily that of the publisher of this publication. All efforts are made to ensure the accuracy of information for events and schedules but it is recommended that you check with the event coordinators before heading out to an event. All information and articles in the paper are copyright protected and reproduction of this publication in part or entirely is strictly prohibited without prior written permission. The Busted Knuckle Chronicles & Belt Drive Betty Media® will not be held liable for any article or ad that is forgotten in error or is not submitted in time for publishing deadlines. For more information on these or any other policies of this publication please contact the editorial office. Volume 12 19th Edition May 15, 2014 In This Issue R R Busted Knuckle Chronicles © The Canada’s Rider Powered News In Search Of Lost Indians During the late 1920s there were 5,000 of them in Newark, NY and Baltimore, MD alone, but who has ever heard of an Indian taxi? Photos of these vehicles must exist in old family albums or are stacked in dusty drawers of historical societies, but the only ones I’ve discovered were in the archives of the Indian Motocycle Company in Springfield, MA. One reprinted photo appeared in the in-house promotional magazine, but all other references seem to have disappeared like an Apache covering his tracks. These, and others, are the lost Indians. Looking like a piece of rattan (wicker) patio furniture mounted on springs and a tubular frame, the first sidecar was built by Alex Levedahl in 1902 and fitted to an Indian motorcycle. Ironically it was offered to the public in 1903 under the Thor brand Continued Next Page... by Ken Aiken, [email protected] The Indian Chief Fire Patrol was introduced late in 1927 and was built in collaboration with American La France as a rapid-response vehicle with chemical extinguishers. 1-8 In Search Of Lost Indians 9-11 BC Events 12 International News / Events 13-14 National Events 15 From the Depths of File 13 - I Hate Mondays 16-25 AB News - Events 17-18 Tires For Motorcycles - AB Events 19-20 Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events 26 R.A.G.E. - SK Events 27-28 SK Events 29 Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle 30 Captain Ron’s Southern Saskatchewan Events List 31 bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events 32 bad Uncle Monkey - Word Search 33 SK News / Events 34 MB Events Grand Prairie Toys for Tots Belt Drive Betty Pages 35-37

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This week featuring In Search of Lost Indians

Transcript of The Busted Knuckle Chronicles 19th Edition 2014

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Articles submitted to the Busted Knuckle Chronicles and the Attitude Zone are the opinions of the writer and not necessarily that of the publisher of this publication All efforts are made to ensure the accuracy of information for events and schedules but it is recommended that you check with the event coordinators before heading out to an event All information and articles in the paper are copyright protected and reproduction of this publication in part or entirely is strictly prohibited without prior written permission

The Busted Knuckle Chronicles amp Belt Drive Betty Mediareg will not be held liable for any article or ad that is forgotten in error or is not submitted in time for publishing deadlines For more information on these or any other policies of this publication please contact the editorial office

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

In This IssueR R

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered NewsIn Search Of Lost Indians

During the late 1920s there were 5000 of them in Newark NY and Baltimore MD alone but who has ever heard of an Indian taxi Photos of these vehicles must exist in old family albums or are stacked in dusty drawers of historical societies but the only ones Irsquove discovered were in the archives of the Indian Motocycle

Company in Springfield MA

One reprinted photo appeared in the in-house promotional magazine but all other references seem to have disappeared like an Apache covering his tracks These and others are the lost Indians Looking like a piece of rattan (wicker) patio furniture mounted on springs and a tubular frame the first sidecar was built by Alex Levedahl in 1902 and fitted to an Indian motorcycle Ironically it was offered to the public in 1903 under the Thor brand

Continued Next Page

by Ken Aiken kenaikengmailcom

The Indian Chief Fire Patrol was introduced late in 1927 and was built in collaboration with American La France

as a rapid-response vehicle with chemical extinguishers

1-8 In Search Of Lost Indians9-11 BC Events12 International News Events13-14 National Events15 From the Depths of File 13 - I Hate Mondays16-25 AB News - Events17-18 Tires For Motorcycles - AB Events19-20 Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events26 RAGE - SK Events27-28 SK Events29 Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle30 Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List31 bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events32 bad Uncle Monkey - Word Search33 SK News Events34 MB Events

Grand PrairieToys for Tots

Belt Drive

BettyPages 35-37

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that was manufactured by the Aurora Machine Tool Company Aurora manufactured the Indian engine until 1906mdashand used it under license to power the Thor and other brandsmdashbut the Hendee Manufacturing Company ignored the side-mounted

structure in favor of an attachment that replaced the front wheel of their Indian motorcycles Introduced for the 1906 model year the Tri-Car had an upholstered Victorian-styled passenger chair positioned between the two parallel front wheels The Indian Van designed for shopkeepers who made deliveries had a trunk-like box in

Patience (pashens) n The most important ingredient for dating marriage and children See also

ldquotranquilizersrdquo

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In Search Of Lost Indians

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Continued from Previous Page

One of at least three versions of a passenger trike that was based on the Dispatch-Tow model

An Indian Delivery Van Note the spare tire and the tele-scopic shock absorbers on the pillion seat

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place of the chair (Harley-Davidson would follow in 1914 with their Forecar) The Tri-Car and Van along with a tandem seat for the 2 frac14 hp Indian Roadster were presented as being part of a modular concept ldquosix vehicles embraced in onerdquo The Tri-Car and Van soon disappeared from the companyrsquos sales brochures but the introduction of the more powerful V-twin motorcycle in 1907 made these attachments even more popular Sadly I know of no surviving examples but extant personal photos from the pre-war era suggest that a large number were producedIn the Wheels Through Time museum resides an unusual 1913 Indian Although Dale Walksler has labeled it as a prototype it bears little relationship to the mechanical style of Oscar Hedstrom Itrsquos fitted with numerous non-standard parts and redundant systemsmdashtwo Splitdorf magnetos two Continued Next Page

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The Indian Bandit Chaser was introduced during the last months of 1927 The first order of six Bandits was

produced for the NYPD Francis Gallagher and Bill Hurley of the Springfield Police Department pose in this photo but publicity releases featured A P Schuler and J

Heney of New Yorkrsquos Finest

5000 of these were produced for service in Newark NJ and Baltimore MD alone Yet have you ever seen pho-

tos of these taxis

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kickstarters two decompression releases two starter levers two stands two tool boxes two fuel lines with shut off vales dual brake and clutch controls and dual exhaustmdashand the final clue a ldquoBrdquo-size (for bus) acetylene tank fitted to the

rear rack to fuel the headlamp This factory-built machine was obviously designed for an endurance feat perhaps for the series held in the deserts of the Southwest beginning on October 31 1913 or initially designed for EG ldquoCannonballrdquo Bakerrsquos transcontinental attempt (The first 1914 Two-Speed Tourist Standard electric model motorcycles off the assembly line [in May 1913] were rushed to

a San Francisco dealer by rail to allow to set out on his record-setting transcontinental journey) We may never knowHendee Manufacturing went into the sidecar business in 1913 and began marketing them with the 1914 line up of motorcycles Then came WWI It was the use of motorcycle sidecars as ambulances machine gun mounts courier vehicles and ammunition transport that proved how versatile three-wheeled vehicles could be

Continued from Previous Page

The 1910 Indian Aero V airplane engineIndian delivery sidecar An Indian Delivery Van Note

the spare tire and the telescopic shock absorbers on the pillion seat

Apparently designed for a long-distance endurance event this 1913 Indian is fitted with numerous redundant

components

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In Search Of Lost IndiansThe Indian Parcel Car became one of the first post-war production models offered for 1920 The 1920s saw side cars designed as taxis and all manner of specialty delivery vehicles The Indian Motocycle Company actively promoted the use of sidcar-equipped motorcycles for retail businesses during this decade Their 1928 brochure advertises the Indian Service Car with ldquosix novel body designs to choose fromrdquo and the chassis sold for $65 compared to $100 for a Princess Sidecar Two of the more interesting of the lost Indians are the ldquoIndian Bandit Chaserrdquo and Indian Chief Fire

Patrol both introduced during the last two months of 1927The Bandit Chaser was an armored police vehicle with protective shields made of 116-inch ldquocruciblerdquo steel with windows of 78-inch safety glass and a gun port The Princess sidecar was lined with armor plate and there were leg shields of the same material for the driver It was claimed to be completely bullet proof and the armor to add only

Continued Next Page

Continued from Previous Page

The 1931 Indian Dispatch-Tow originated from this patent design although the very similar appearing Traffic Car

(VC-13) wouldnrsquot appear until 1936

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40 lbs to the Indian Chief and sidecar with ldquono sacrifice to speed power and ease of handlingrdquo Photos prove that at least five Bandit Chasers were built for the NYPD and the initial Indian PR release features two of New Yorkrsquos Finest

National Rapid Fire Revolver Champion A P Schuler and Officer J Heney The Indian fire vehicle was equipped with a 25-gallon chemical tank and pump two 25 gallon extinguishers (one foam and one soda-acid type) 100 feet of chemical hose four 15-quart carbon-Tetrachloride extinguishers a firemanrsquos axe two

steel brooms for grass fires a pike pole and a crowbar Powered by a Chief 74 it carried two firemen and the company claimed the half-ton Indian Chief Fire Patrol could reach speeds of 65 mph Built in conjunction with American La France they were designed for rapid response and small fires

In Search Of Lost Indians

Continued Next Page

Continued from Previous Page

One of few Indian Traffic Cars to have survived resides in the Wheels Through Time museum

This new Delivery Van was introduced in August 1927 for the 1928 model year Although this was one of the

pre made models the company advertised custom build designs according to the nature of the business This one was fitted with two Gladstone bags a brief case a portable typewriter and a complete assortment of riding

equipment

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Itrsquos hard to determine what happened to these Indian models as the turbulent years from 1928 to 1930 were filled with a succession of four different presidents and boards of directors It was a time of stock manipulation and secret projects even in the aftermath of Black Friday The Indian Shock Absorber and Indian Ventilator were being manufactured the experimental car project was axed and a natural gas powered refrigerator was developed then terminated by another incoming president The Indian Arrow outboard motor was acquired and improved under one president

promoted by another and terminated by a third Two completely different and separate airplane projects took place during that short era--the development of the Tridar amphibious plane and the building of the Continental A-40 prototype engine for the Piper Club ldquoTaylorcraftrdquo The Indian company acquired controlling interest in Du Pont Motors in April 1930 and within a month the du Ponts purchased control of Indian The assembly of the last Du Pont cars took place in the motorcycle factory until January 1932 Somehow out of the tumultuous dust cloud of those years a new Indian motorcycle emergedThe anecdotal story about the development of the modern trike is that Indianrsquos chief engineer Charles Franklin was in a conversation with the management of the local Packard car dealership about the difficulty and cost in having to use two men to make repair and delivery calls to their customers Franklin went back to his office

designed a 101 Scout with two rear wheels and a differential axle and within a few weeks the service vehicle prototype was ready for testing In reality there was a special session of the board of directors on April 21 1930 where a motion was approved to seek the acquisition of the Stern three-wheeled delivery vehicle patents The Stern brothers ndashAlbert Joseph Julius and Ernestmdashhad invented a three-wheeled vehicle and at least one of their patents--filed on July 2 1930 patent 1877609 granted on September 13 1932mdashwas subsequently assigned to the Indian Motocycle Company What really happened is anyonersquos guess The Indian Dispatch-Tow (101 DT) was introduced as a 1931 model but the design drawing for Sternsrsquo patent leaves no doubt as to who invented the modern chassis-type trike There were at least three interesting passenger versions built on the Dispatch-Tow chassis

In Search Of Lost Indians

Continued Next Page

Continued from Previous Page

This Art-Deco inspired Indian trike design was actually produced for the Wobber Company Wouldnrsquot I like to

have one of these Designed in 1948 it never made it off the drawing boards

yet it looks remarkably like the Ariel made by Ducati

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In Search Of Lost IndiansContinued from Previous Page

One had a basic rear buggy-like seat another a couch-like bench and a third design had two comfortable bucket seats The history of the Dispatch-Tow has always seemed to be well documented even for the very rare 1939 Traffic Car (VC-13) but the discovery of this series of photographs has shaken my faith I now suspect that more Indians were lost during another chaotic decade filled with corporate incompetence

changing markets and World War II The Indian Side Car and the Delivery Van survived as long as the company did but design drawings and photos show that Indianrsquos designers were developing new styles as late as 1948 The Dispatch-Tow survived longer than the Springfield factory being built under the same name but as a British motorcycle Still I often wonder if in some foreign warehouse or rural barn there might still be a lost Indian waiting to be found The 1914 electrified motorcycle wouldnrsquot have required the heavy acetylene systemThe only modifications made to this stock electric model were the addition of an engine belly pan and

3-inch wide tires that required removal of the rear fender He covered 33789 miles from San Diego to New York in 11 days 12 hours and 10 minutes and earned himself the nickname ldquoCannonballrdquo

by Ken

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The longest sentence known to man ldquoI dordquo

BC Events

Upcoming BC EventsAll Events

Select arrows to view events

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Why were males created before females

Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy

National Events

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CONCORD Ontario (May 9 2014) ndash Take a break from the rat race on June 22-23 to join the

thousands of Harley-Davidsonreg motorcycle riders around the world who are shedding the shackles of responsibility and hitting the open road during the Harley-Davidsonreg World RideldquoFor these two days riders will unite to blow off the daily grind and celebrate that being free is a lot more funrdquo said Nigel Villiers Harley-Davidson Director of Integrated Consumer Experience ldquoRiding is more appreciated when you can steal the time from something yoursquod rather not be doing so let the meetings and honey-dos wait until Tuesday and just riderdquo

One World Two Days Millions of MilesLaunched in 2008 by the Harley Owners Groupreg as Million Mile Monday the annual riding event was expanded into the two-day Harley-Davidsonreg World Ride in 2012 to give more riders worldwide an opportunity to participate In 2012 participants logged 77 million miles but last year as riders celebrated the 110th Anniversary of the Harley-Davidson Motor Company and the 30th Anniversary of HOGreg riders from 66 countries blitzed that record by more than 25 per cent tallying an official total of more than 10 million miles Riders logged their miles solo in groups large and small and through a variety of dealer-lead events around the world united by their shared passion for motorcycling

Whether itrsquos across town cross-country or anything in between every mile counts and can be recorded by logging into the Harley-Davidsonreg online mileage accumulator at h-dcomworldride where a rolling odometer will record the collective distance travelled by all participants in the World RideldquoEvery mile we ride together strengthens the bonds between riders and showcases to the world the powerful expression of freedom the World Ride representsrdquo Villiers said New for 2014 ride participants can also log their post-ride mileage directly onto the World Ride website from mobile devices and share their riding stories and photographs on social media sites like Facebook and Twitter using the hashtag HDworldride Participants can also download a certificate of participation after logging their mileage on the World Ride website To learn more about the Harley-Davidsonreg World Ride visit h-dcomworldride About Deeley Harley-Davidsonreg CanadaDeeley Harley-Davidsonreg Canada is the exclusive Canadian distributor of Harley-Davidsonreg motorcycles Genuine Motor Parts and Accessories and MotorClothesreg apparel which are provided through a national network of authorized Harley-Davidsonreg Retailers Office and distribution warehouse facilities are located in Richmond British Columbia and Concord Ontario

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National Events

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I hate Mondays but probably not for the same reasons most of you dislike them

I generally love my job helping riders find the news and information that is important to them BUT

Today like every riding season Monday the news feeds are FILLED with crashes that took place over the weekend

Page after page of crash stories some about dead riders some about injured riders and some about those who got lucky

It is my job to sift through the feeds and find the information that is pertinent to Canadians and sadly I found information on three crashes all in Ontario

In the first crash a rider hit and killed a dog but

suffered minor injuries himself the second article is about a lady rider in critical condition and the third article is about a rider who died

In the case of the lady ride an east bound pickup struck her north bound motorcycle and the driver was charged with careless driving

In the case of the rider who died he got into some gravel and hit the ditch

Folks WE riders have to become so hyper aware out there we need to sharpen our skills

My heart is breaking for the families of these riders

Itrsquos not a great start to the work week and with the long weekend coming I am seriously concerned for the riding community - I beg you - PLEASE be hyper aware of your surroundings

Get out in a parking lot and practise your emergency stopping make sure your tires are inflated properly and that your motorcycle is in good repair

One other thing I would like you to consider please

wear good gear it might save your life save you tons of healing time and with the condition of our roadways and so many who drive other automobiles not paying attention or being aware isnrsquot that little extra piece of mind worth it

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Until Next week I am your editor Belt Drive Betty

From the Depths of File 13 - I Hate Mondays

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Top Rocker Motorcycle Gear LtdTough Mudder is coming to the Drumheller Badlands this September Top Rocker is hoping to enter a team for this world event We have 2 team members and need at least 4 more If you think yoursquore up to the challenge and want to take on this team challenge then come and join the Top Rocker Tough Mudder team For more information send me an email to toprockergearhotmailcomNEVER HEARD OF TOUGH MUDDER Check this out httpstoughmuddercomhttpwwwyoutubecomuserToughMudder

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Whatrsquos the difference between chopped beef and pea soupEveryone can chop beef but not everyone can pea soup

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So how many folk REALLY LOOK at their tires How often do you look at them What are you looking forPossibly the most important part of a bike safety wise are the tires Think about it these are the sole contact between the road and the bike they are

how we stop start and go around corners If the tires are too soft or too hard the bike handles VERY poorly if the tires are too worn they will not grip the road in wet conditions and are prone to going flat If you are using the wrong kind of tire for your bike that too will contribute to poor performance On a bike the contact patch is so much smaller than for a car or truck so therefore it is that much more important to us the rider

Here are some things to watch forAge of the tire How do we know what the age of the tire is Look on the side wall of the tire there will be a code which on one side of the tire will start with DOT and have at least 12 characters after the DOT the last set of numbers are the ones which will tell you the date (on the other side of the tire the code will only be the date code) Since 2000 the last set fo numbers will be four numbers the first two numbers will tell you in which week of the year the tire was made the last two will designate the year So for example 3412 this tire was made in the 34th week of 2012 Hopefully you are not riding on tires made before 2000 Tires that are too old are too hard and will not grip the road Likewise the age of the tire will affect the warranty manufacturers will warranty a tire for five years from

the date of manufacture andor four years from the date of purchase (side note here is yet another reason to keep your receipts) Tire air pressure There are notations on your bike and in the owners manual which will tell you the air pressures you should run Typically these are different pressures front and back and will also be different for differing ride conditions whether riding two-up high speed or regular riding A word of caution here until you are familiar with your bike

and how it handles follow these guide lines exactly and even after that follow these fairly closely Too little air will lead to very poor handling and the possibility that your tire might come off the rim under sever conditions like a hard corner Too high a pressure will lead to early failure of the tire and also premature wear

Continued Next Page

by David Pocock

Tires for motorcycles care and feeding

Tires For Motorcyles Care amp Feeding - AB Events

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Continued from Previous Page

Tirewheel balance As important as wheel balance is on a car consider that on a bike it is even more so on a bike A rear tire that is out of balance will contribute to sever fatigue in the rider and be bad for the general handling amongst other problems If the front tirewheel is out of balance this can be a much more dangerous problem steering will be hard in minor cases and almost impossible in the extreme If the front tire is unbalanced there will be ldquospeed wobblerdquo which can easily upset the bike even at lower speedsTread condition When tires are made there is a ldquowear barrdquo moulded in this bar will show when the tire has reached what the manufacturer feels is the limit of safe remaining tread on the tire When you see the ldquowear barrdquo get the tire replaced because any further wear will just be dangerous to you and others When you are on your new tires be cautious for the first 100 or so km because in that first little layer of rubber will be some remnants of ldquomould release compoundrdquo This ldquomould release compoundrdquo is a very slippery substance that is sprayed into the mould just before the rubber is injected so that the tire will not stick to the mould which makes for poor to low traction till it has

been worn off If it has or is raining when you go to pick your bike up after a tire change to new tires consider putting of picking your bike up till conditions are dryAs always you the rider are responsible check you tire pressures everyday you ride and have a good look at the condition of the tires at least once a week look for gouges slices bulges chunks missing from the tread or anything else that ldquodoesnrsquot look quite rightrdquo The life you save will probably be your ownRide safe we would rather talk to you than about you

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch

Tires For Motorcyles Care amp Feeding - AB Events

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Newfie Diet

A Newfie was terribly overweight so the doctor put her on a diet

ldquoI want you to eat regularly for 2 days then skip a day then eat regularly again for 2 days then skip a day Repeat this procedure for 2 weeks The next time I see you you should have lost at least 5 poundsrdquo

When the Newfie returned she shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 lbs

ldquoWhy thatrsquos amazingrdquo the doctor said ldquoDid you follow my instructionsrdquo

The Newfie nodded ldquoIrsquoll tell you though be jaesuz I trsquoaut I were going to drop dead on dat lsquotird dayrdquo

ldquoFrom the hunger you meanrdquo asked the doctor

ldquoNo from the fuckinrsquo skippinrsquordquo

Submitted by Sandra Bannerman Ontario

Volunteers

Eleven women were clinging precariously to a wildly swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on Mount Everest Ten were blonde one was a brunette

As a group they decided that one of the party should let go

If that didnrsquot happen the rope would break and everyone would perish

For an agonizing few moments no one volunteered

Finally the brunette gave a truly touching speech saying she would sacrifice herself to save the lives of the others

All the blondes applauded

Submitted by Jacqueline Archembeault Saguenay QC

Human Race

A little girl asked her mother ldquoHow did the human race come aboutrdquo

The Mother answered ldquoGod made Adam and Eve they had children and so all mankind was maderdquo

A few days later the little girl asked her father the same question The father answered ldquoMany years ago there were monkeys and we developed from themrdquo

The confused girl returns to her mother and says ldquoMom how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God and Papa says we developed from monkeysrdquo

The Mother answers ldquoWell dear it is very simple I told you about the origin of my side of the family and your father told you about his siderdquo

Continued Next Page

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Registration from 10-11am - $1000 cash prize for best overall (spectator

favorite) Cash Categories includ Best Dressed Chopped Touring Street

Stock Vintage Best Paint Trike (selected judges) Hosted by the Vilna

amp District Chamber of Commerce - Event Contact - Ed Phone (780) 636-

3364 (2) c|o sponsored by Howlin Coyote Motorcycle Campground

- Camping - On site Convenience Store

June 28 - July 01 2013

Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events

If I agreed with you wersquod both be wrong

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Motherrsquos Shock

A mother enters her daughterrsquos bedroom and sees a letter on the wall over the bed With the worst premonition she reads it with trembling hands It is with great regret and sorrow that Irsquom telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend I found real passion and he is so nice with all his piercings and tattoos and his big motorcycle

But is not only that Mum Irsquom pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods He wants to have many more children with me and thatrsquos one of my dreams Irsquove learned that marijuana doesnrsquot hurt anyone and wersquoll be growing it for us and his friends who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we may want

In the meantime wersquoll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure for Ahmed to get better he deserves it Donrsquot worry Mom Irsquom 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself Some day Irsquoll visit for you to know your grandchildren Your daughter Judith

PS Mum itrsquos not true Irsquom at the neighbourrsquos house I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than my report card thatrsquos in the desk drawer

Submitted by Brenda Beamish Moncton NB

Productive Salesmanship ndash A Little Johnny Joke

The kids filed back into class Monday morning They were very excited

Their weekend assignment was to sell something

then give a talk on productive salesmanship

Little Mary led off ldquoI sold girl scout cookies and I made $30rdquo she said proudly ldquoMy sales approach was to appeal to the customerrsquos civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious successrdquo

ldquoVery goodrdquo said the teacher

Little Sally was next ldquoI sold magazinesrdquo she said ldquoI made $45 and

I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them abreast of current eventsrdquo

ldquoVery good Sallyrdquo said the teacher

Eventually it was Little Johnnyrsquos turn

Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacherrsquos deskrdquo$2467rdquo he said

ldquo$2467rdquo cried the teacher ldquoWhat in the world were you sellingrdquo

ldquoTooth brushesrdquo said Little Johnny

ldquoTooth brushesrdquo echoed the teacher ldquoHow could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much moneyrdquo

ldquoI found the busiest corner in townrdquo said Little Johnny ldquoI set up a Dip amp Chip stand I gave everybody who walked by a sample

They all said the same thing

Hey this tastes like shit

Then I would sayrdquo It is shitrdquo

Wanna buy a toothbrushrdquo

Submitted by Dave Evens Chilliwack BC

Continued from Previous Page

Men have two emotions Hungry and Horny If you see him without an erection make him a sandwich

Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events

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Boy calls 911 Hello I need your help

911 Alright What is it

Boy Two girls are fighting over me

911 So whatrsquos your emergency

Boy The ugly one is winning

AB Events

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The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

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AB Events

Facing noise bylaws that single out motorcycles

Contact MODEL for assistance no matter what province in

Canada you live in wwwmodeledmontoncom

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Calgary 1-877-230-0091Braithwaite Boyle Centre1701 Centre Street N

Free ConsultationCall any local toll-free

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Serving Riders in AlbertaBC Yukon and NWT

Red Deer 1-877-314-0123Braithwaite Boyle Annex3401 Gaetz Avenue

Proud sponsors of

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The Canadian Paraplegic Association

Someone stole all my credit cards but I wonrsquot be

reporting it Thethief spends less than my wife did

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Get your event information to us - we cannot promote what we donrsquot have

an informed community is a strong communityeventsbeltdrivebettycom

AB Events

13

2120 Sparrow Drive Nisku

Phone (780) 955-2581

wwwrigpigclubcom

2120 Sparrow Drive Nisku

Phone(780) 955-2581 Toll Free Reservations 1-800-420-1596

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2120 Sparrow Drive Nisku Alberta T9E 8A2Phone (780) 955-2581 bull Fax (780) 955-9466

Reservations Toll Free 1-800-420-1596

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ldquoThe Original International Airport Hotelrdquo

A I R P O R T P A R K I N G

2110 Sparrow Drive Nisku

Phone (780) 955-2336wwwblackjacksroadhousecom

TEXTING CODES FOR SENIOR CITIZENS AS FOLLOWS

ATD - At the Doctorrsquos

BFF - Best Friendrsquos Funeral

BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth [this one is very hilarious]

CBM - Covered by Medicare

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Busted Knuckle ChroniclescopyThe

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

AB Events

Upcoming ab EventsAll Events

Select arrows to view events

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When We RideTalk with a group of riders and yoursquoll soon realize that the reasons we choose to ride a motorcycle are very different for each and every one of us The riding community in Saskatchewan is made up of a very diverse and broad group of people Many of us ride alone or with a few friends never joining or belonging to a club organization or group We simply plate our motorcycles and ride every chance we get

In 2013 there were 27439 motorcycles registered (at some part of the riding season by either plates

or permits) These motorcycles were registered in 626 different locations We are literally spread ALL OVER this province

All of us do share 4 common things1 the roads we ride on2 the traffic we ride with3 the reality that we all have zero control over

what another driver rider is going to do when in traffic on the highway in a parking lot or basically anywhere

4 that we need to be aware alert and riding for any and all situations at all times

It does not matter how long yoursquove been riding the type of motorcycle you are riding your age the others you may be riding with the length of your hair how cool your jacket is the type of gear to choose to (or not to) wear and on and on and on

The only thing that matters is how much you are paying attention when you are riding and that you are riding to your own personal ability as a rider

In Saskatchewan the top major reasons a motorcyclist uses when an accident does occur are

1 Inattention - yeshellipmotorcyclists use this as a reason when they have an accident

2 Road condition excessive loose gravel ndash ride for the conditions of the road you seeing in front of you and that you are on Loose gravel and dirt on the road surface is a huge problem all year roundhellipnot just till the roads are cleaned in the Cities

3 Driver inexperience confusion ndash there are a lot of new riders out there and riders who are returning to their motorcycles after many years This has nothing to do with the age of a rider

4 Wild life (animals) ndash yes we do a lot of riding where there is wild life

5 Careless Driving Stunting ndash going too fast passing improperly following too closely etc

This information was taken from a Causation Study done from 2007 ndash 2012 by Traffic Safety Services ndash SGI

So when you get on your motorcycle for the first time this seasonhellipand every time you ride Please rememberhellip

bull ride like you will never be given the right of way

bull ride like you are never seenbull watch the conditions of the road you

are riding on at all timesBe defensive alert aware and always on guard

Rhonda CwynarPresident RAGERiders Against Government Exploitation

RAGE - SK Events

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B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONrsquoT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF ALL MY FRIENDS ARE MAD BECAUSE THEY THINK I AM

SHOUTING AT THEM OVER INTERNET PLEASE HELP

We always hold hands If I let go she shops

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Special thanks to Sven Bernard of Johnny Pag Motorcycles of Canada for donating the bike that the

Canadian Legion of Riders in North Battleford Saskatchewan won

They are raffling it off to raise funds for their projects

Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle

NAME

ADDRESS

PHONE

1st Prize Custom Painted Johnny Pag Motorcycle valued at $8500 supplied by Johnny Pag Motorcycles of Canada amp Belt Drive Betty WC Distributing 1-780-881-56782nd Prize Autographed Andrew Albers Minnesota Twins Jersey3rd Prize Autographed Bobby Hull Chicago Black Hawks Jersey Proceeds to Veteran related charities

Canadian Legion of Riders Charity RaffleDraw July 13 2014 at Rockinrsquo the Rink Meota SK at Midnight

Lottery Licence RR13-0504

Tickets $5 each

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Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List

Saskatchewan Ride for SightElbow Arena and Fairgrounds

Save the Date June 20 - 22 2014

Pondarosa MH amp RV ParkLocated on Trans Canada Highway

east side of Swift Current SK Ph (306) 773-5000

Open all year

RV and Tenting sites creekside ~Full or Partial Hook-ups BathroomsShowers ~ Laundry Facilities ~ Internet

CAA Approved

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FreedomIt is a hard concept to really truly wrap your mind around We here in the west are quick to pound our chest and proclaim that we are the proud and free The sad thing is freedom is a mirage lingering on the horizon For many of us we work an honest day work ride our bikes in the mean time we complain about politics to our friends but we never really do anything about it other than some grumbles We could be plopped down in any part of the world and our lives would change very little That is not freedom - only the allusion of freedom

As we sit idly by watching our police forces militarize we blindly seek out more rules more regulations Irsquom not sure what the tipping point was what had caused us to shift our focus from freedom true freedom to regulation I do remember growing up in the seventies We didnrsquot have clasps and locks on the cabinets our mothers never absently minded left us in the kitchen by ourselves When I was bad in school I was sent to the Principalrsquos office and was punished by a leather strap across my behind (I still donrsquot swear)

Trying out for sport teams was a try out Not everyone made the team The ones that didnrsquot spent the year shooting pucks into pails snagging baseballs rolling off of roofs until we were good enough to make the team the next year We had winners and losers and even in the playground

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

Continued Next Page

-bad Uncle Monkey

bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events

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when the next goal won each and every one of us knew exactly what the score was and who the real winner was It drove us to be better Sports were not for everyone though Those that didnrsquot excel on the field read books created art Of my friends growing up some went on to play in the NHL my cousin is a mover and shaker in Silicon Valley designing and programming many of the things we use today Others became mechanics and plumbers-the blue collar workers who keep this world running Yet others became doctors and lawyers others became successful actors and musicians teachers and mothers But somewhere someone decide to level the playing field that we were all special little stars Everyone made the team everyone got a medal That it wasnrsquot fair that someone would succeed where others couldnrsquot That parenting should fall on someone elsersquos shoulder - daycares teachers the government Society forgot that it was suppose to be harder for the asthma kid with the deformed leg to play sports Society forgot that those disadvantaged who truly wanted and worked hard still found success We threw away personal responsibility personal accountability If a person backs over a kid in their driveway its not because they are a bad driver

not because they are a bad parent not because they were not paying attention - it is because the company didnrsquot put sensors on the back of the car If a kid shoots up a school its not because of mental illness not because of bad parenting or teaching

- its because the government didnrsquot take away our guns (Considering the recent rash of stabbings in schools and malls it is obvious that person will use any and all things) Each of these small steps was on our freedom pushing it a little farther down into the dirt Our last freedom is freedom of speech that Irsquom allowed to speak my mind here Freedom as long as Irsquom mindful of sponsors event organizersWhen will we regain our freedom Should we regain our freedom Read K Randall Ballrsquos Sam Chopper Orwell to find out what will happen if we donrsquot

-bad Uncle Monkey

E K D M Q T V M Y M B M M G I S M T S O Y E M N T E I E E Q Z X E E A E O O B R I A H N P N I J R A N C L D G B C C A C H S B A C I T D I L U E I M S H I I E T A G S R I D E N D G M U T A M D T R I E K C N R N M E R I D E N U N L U L O A E E H M M C E M N R G A E O U G N M M P S Z R O M E A I M F M V M C M E N S T R U A L R R R A N K E Y H N M H I V V W O P E O X N C R A N S F A A S B M Z M Y R M J S U Y A E L L D A E T S E R E M E M T M M S E M E M O R I A L I Z E M L E E W Z X C A E M E N A C I N G U R N A I L E H P O T S I H P E M C A A O R M E R I T E D X N E L U I C G H O R T Q X S A Y L E R E M T I E Z M Q M E K V R R W V Z B D N O R C E W S I T I H P E M L B N E U Y P M S H R E T I R O M E M X M S

MEMORANDUMBOOKMEMORIALISTMEMORIALIZEMEMORIALSMEMORITERMEMORIZEMEMSAHIBMENACINGMENAGEMENAGERYMENDICANCYMENDICANTMENDICATEMENDICITYMENSES

MENSTRUALMENSTRUUMMENTICULTUREMEPHISTOPHELIANMEPHITICMEPHITISMERACIOUSMERCATUREMERCHANGMANMERELLESMERELYMERESTEADMERFOLKMERGEDMERITED

Continued from Previous Page

bad Uncle Monkey - Word Search Belt Drive BettyrsquosWordsearchR R

How come we put a man on the moon before realizing it would be a good idea to put

wheels on suitcases

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SK News Events

Dare to KnowWhat your body

needs to heal itself

The BodyTalk Systemwith Practitioner Bev Groot

To book an appointment or find out more about the BodyTalk System call

3069815686

Upcoming SK EventsAll Events

Select arrows to view events

You might be a redneck if yoursquove been married 3 times and you still have the

same in laws

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My mother taught me about TIME TRAVELldquoIf you donrsquot straighten up Irsquom going to knock you into the middle of next weekrdquo

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The Grande Prairie Toys for Tots season opener

by Belt Drive Betty

Our local Grande Prairie Toys for Tots group hosts a number of events all riding seasonThe first of those events was their annual swap meet which was held at the Army Navy Air Force Club on Saturday May 10thThere was great participation from the business community with vendors like Bear Biker Wear coming all the way from Bonnyville and Bentleyrsquos from Crestomere in central Alberta adding to the local vendorsA couple of the riding clubs were on hand and I got to interview Manimal of the Chozen Breed and Barb from the Iron Sirens ndash two great local riding clubs that are growing here in Grande Prairie

in search of

lost indians

Pages 1 - 8by Ken Aiken

Continued Next Page

Bentleys Motosicle Pain Tin

Contents

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener

35-37 The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener38-39 Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful40-44 ON News Events45-48 ON Events49-50 Sport - News Events51 Sports Events52 Website Tip of the Week53 Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events54-56 ON Events57 ON Events - Classified AD of the Week58-60 Support Our Troops61 QC Events62 Moto Moncton NB Events63 NB Events64 NB News Events65 WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events66-68 NS Events69-70 NL Events

Irsquove been in love with the same woman or 49 years If my wife ever

finds out shersquoll kill me

RR

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I also got some time with Jamie the new president of Toys for Tots and Seth the new vice presidentThese two along with the rest of the board and volunteers did a great job of organizing the event and by the looks of things they are on to a

ragingly successful season They have a ton of events planned to support our local kidsOther vendors included Uncle Buckrsquos ndash they make the BEST beef jerky around this part of the country and members of the Grandview Hutterite colony were out with some amazing gloves both gauntlets and working gloves The quality of the tanning dying and stitching is utterly fabulous Righteous Cycles was the only local bike shop on hand but they had lots to offerA wide variety of parts were on hand for almost

every brand of motorcycle out there and there were some jewelry and clothing vendors on hand as wellThere were only two vacant tables The traffic was good and the ANAVETS club did a brisk business selling breakfast and later lunchThe one thing I love about these season opener events is that a person gets to see people that

Continued from Previous Page

Continued Next Page

Chozen Breed Booth

Bear and Penny Bear and his bride Penny

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Continued from Previous Pagehave been in hibernation all winter Heck I saw people that I havenrsquot seen in two and three years and it was fantasticOur local Toys for Tots does amazing work in our community and they deserve the support of every dealer and rider in the region Their next event is the Kneez in the Breeze run on May 24th Check out their poster and if you can consider attending

it I know that I had a blast last yearI myself have to be at my Defense Fund Poker Run in Nisku at Blackjacks but if you are in Grande Prairie and area and are looking for a great group to ride and share the day with you wonrsquot find much finer that the guys and gals of Grande Prairie Toys for Tots

- BDB

Righteous Cycles

Righteous Cycles

Randy Cholach and sister Patty

Iron Sirens Booth

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Itrsquos a beautiful day and you feel like going for a ride on your ATV UTV or motorcycle On the trails along the roads and waterways or on the edge of the woods there are sometimes toxic plants that are dangerous to our health Poison Ivy is more common but others are not as well known such as Giant Hogweed To help you identify them when you make stops during these rides let me show in this article three toxic plants that you may come acrossGiant HogweedShort story Originating in the Caucasus it was probably introduced to North America as an ornamental plant It has since taken root and become widespread in many European countries as well as Australia New Zealand the United States and Canada In Quebec it is considered to be an invasive alien plantDescription It can measure 2 to 5 metres high and 30 centimetres to 1 metre after mowing or cutting Its stem is robust covered in white hairs and raspberry red to purple spots spread out and well defined The leaves can reach up to 15 metres

wide by 3 metres longToxic part Its sap (a colourless odourless liquid secreted by all parts of the plant)Effects Contact with the sap followed by exposure to the sun is odourless but can produce dermatitis up to 48 hours after exposure This is characterized by redness of the skin and swelling blisters or even skin lesions at times serious resembling first or second-degree burnsPlaces Disturbed wetlands (along waterways

ditches roads etc)Take note After the wounds heal brown or white spots can linger for many months or even years on the affected areas and they can remain sensitive to the lightCanadian provinces where it is found British Columbia Ontario Quebec New BrunswickSources Deacutevelopppement durable Environnement Faune et Parcs du gouvernement du Queacutebec Santeacute et services sociaux du Queacutebec (French version only) Espace pour la vie de MontreacutealWild ParsnipDescription The flowers have light yellow-green umbels The first year the plant generally presents a low rosette of fusiform leaves while the roots are developing and flowers in the second year on a long stem before dying

Continued Next Page

V I S I T U S A T

W W W K I M P E X N E W S C O MW W W K I M P E X C O M

Hog Weed

Wild Parsnip

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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Toxic part Its sapEffects Like the Giant Hogweed its sap contains chemical products which on human skin can cause reactions similar to serious burns rashes or blistersPlaces Disturbed environments (abandoned yards open fields alongside roads etc)Take note The plantrsquos chemical composition is known to reduce weight gain and decrease fertility in cattle that eat itCanadian provinces where it is found In all provinces and territories with the exception of NunavutSources Canadian Biodiversity Information Facility from Governement of Canada Ministry of Natural Resources from Governement of OntarioPoison IvyDescription A woody perennial plant with creeping climbing or bushy glossy leaves

Toxic part Its sap contains a toxic resin (present in all parts of the plant except the pollen) Any contact with a broken part of the plant a contaminated object or an animal runs the risk of provoking a reaction The seriousness of the reaction depends on individual sensitivity the amount of sap in contact with the skin and exposed areas of the body

Effects A rash manifested by intense itching and redness Swelling and blisters can also be seen all usually between 24 to 48 hours after contact

Places River banks clearings the edge of the woods along roads etc

Take note Inhalation of smoke coming from burning Poison Ivy plants provokes an extremely painful eruption of the lining of the lungs which can lead to respiratory problems and even death

Canadian provinces where it is found In all provinces with the exception of Newfoundland-Labrador

Sources Governement of Canada Health Espace pour la vie Montreacuteal

Continued from Previous Page

Poison Ivy

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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On May 7th the official Road Captain was announced for the 4th Annual Bob Probert Ride This yearrsquos honourary grand marshal is the beautifully talented Emmy Award nominated Jacqueline MacInnes

Wood Thatrsquos right our very own hometown Canadian actress disc jockey singer television host and skilled motorcycle rider will lead the estimated 1100 motorcycles on June 22nd from Thunder Road Harley-Davidson Born in Windsor Ontario she is best known for her role as Steffy Forrester on the long-running American soap opera The Bold and the Beautiful She is also the younger sister to Dani Probert the Event Co-Chair for the Bob Probert RideFor the past four years riders in vests leather boots and blue jeans revved their

engines honouring the late hockey player Bob Probert while benefitting cardiac care at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Itrsquos a fitting tribute given that Bob was a Harley-Davidson enthusiast himself and also loved participating in charity ridesJacqueline now joins the small list of past

Continued Next Page

Mike Bechard

2014 Bob Probert Ride Media LaunchON News Events

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road captains such as former hockey players and Bobrsquos teammates Tony Amonte Sheldon Kennedy and Chris Chelios All of whom led a brigade of motorcycles following a scenic routearound Windsor and Essex County riding along the water and through the county settings showcasing the arearsquos beautyThe route has planned stops in Amherstburg Colchester Belle River and the Riverside Sportsmenrsquos Club mdashthe final stop Each stop is unique and gives the riders an opportunity to get something to eat and drink while a chance to win some awesome prizes like autographed Original Six jerseysBob Probert was a local hockey icon and an enforcer who played in the National Hockey League

Continued from Previous Page

Continued Next Page

ON News Events

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for 16 seasons with the Detroit Red Wings and the Chicago Blackhawks He passed away in 2010 after suffering a heart attack while on his boat out on Lake St Clair Dani Probert Bobrsquos widow has been organizing the memorial ride since its inception in 2011 That year was especially significant because

it was the first year that she was actually able to process the overwhelming amount of supportIn the last three years motorcyclists werenrsquot the only ones who turned out for the memorial ridemdashthousands of spectators stood at the side of the road to cheer the riders on at the different stops All participants of the Bob Probert Ride have risen over $300000 to fund the expansion of the cardiac care unit at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Windsor unfortunately has one of the highest rates of cardiac emergencies in Canada and there is not enough room to meet the demands As a result routine procedures are often rescheduled to make way for emergency cases Dani Probert and the hospital boardrsquos ultimate goal are to make the unit open 247 and have two beds available for angioplasty instead of just oneItrsquos hard to put into words how the communityrsquos support has helped Dani and her four children Brogan Tierney Jack and Declyn after such an immense loss In addition the family looks forward to this yearrsquos ride being even bigger with riders from

all over including Michigan paying homage to their father ldquoThe Enforcerrdquo Bob ProbertThe date for the 2014 Bob Probert Ride is June 22nd and all up-to-date information can be found on the website wwwprobertridecomRide safe ride freeMike ldquoChopperrdquo Bechard

Continued from Previous Page

ON News Events

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The 2014 ldquoRide for MSrdquo now in its 6th year is on Sunday September 21 2014 Shar Good Event Organizer recounts ldquoIt has been a learning experience receiving the help of Mike Bechard of the Lone Wolf Clubhouse back in the beginning to bring to life my dream of an event such as this since my diagnosis of Multiple

Sclerosis in 1985 I wanted to make a difference and help in any way I couldrdquo Good explains ldquoMultiple Sclerosis is the most commonly diagnosed neurological disease found in individuals between the ages of 15 to 40mdashthis area of Southwestern Ontario has a high number of affected people Reports from local neurologists tell us that approximately 700 to 800 citizens in our area have been diagnosedGood went on to say ldquoAll motorcycle riders are welcome to participate in the Ride for MS poker run to benefit the Windsor-Essex County Chapter of the MS Society of Canada This great ride starts and ends with a full course family style dinner at the Columbus Center of South Windsor 2014 Columbus Drive in Windsor Registration begins at 900AM and will run until 1030AM Registration Fees are as follows Rider $30 (FREE with $100 in Pledges) Passenger $20 (Free with $100 in Pledges) Participants are encouraged to collect pledges to receive pledge awards that start at $200 with Gas Cards awarded for pledges starting at $250 The Pledge Award Tier is provided on the pledge sheet available for download at wwwlonewolfclubhousecom and wwwmssocietycachaptersessexcommunityhtm The first stop of the poker run will be The Leaf in Windsor where you are welcome to have a full breakfast from the menu followed by stops at The

Sandbar Waterfront Grill (providing lunch specials) Birdiersquos Perch out in Leamington (providing FREE bottled water) the Pelee Island Winery in Kingsville (providing FREE wine tasting) Crabby Joersquos in Essex with the last optional stop being at Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery where you will receive a 6th optional card for your poker handrdquo Shar goes on to explain the 6th poker stop is optional giving you an extra chance to get either the Best or Worst Poker Hand of the day and win a prize for each Six stops in total are allocated along the 100 mile route Itrsquos so much fun itrsquos wonderful to be able to host a fundraiser that puts a smile on everyonersquos facerdquo Once back at the Columbus Center of S Windsor there is a family style dinner and an opportunity to participate in a 5050 Draw a Chinese Auction and a Gift Certificate Grab Bag There are Door Prizes for the ride participants using their Free Door Prize ticket they received upon Registration Good goes on to welcome non-riders as there are DINNER ONLY TICKETS available for $25 each and when purchasing in a set of 2 tickets a tax receipt for $20 will be issued Shar reiterates ldquoBikers Sponsors Volunteers amp Contributors to the event make it happen We have been blessed in the past and again this year with this event being sponsored by DIAMOND SPONSORSHIPS Biz X The Leaf Families First amp Leather King and RUBY SPONSORSHIPS UNIFOR Local 444 Robinson Motorcycle Avon Canada Fran Sales CrsquoEst Bon Lone Wolf Clubhouse Comfort Inn Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery Pelee Island Winery Sandbar Waterfront Grill Steversquos Auto Shine Birdiersquos Perch Canadian Tire (Tecumseh Rd E Windsor) Molson Coors and Belt Drive Betty The contributions of businesses in our community of door prizes and auction items add personality to the event

Good is happy to report ldquoTo date the Ride for MS has raised $33900 that has been used in assisting those with MS to subsidize the purchase of much needed assisted that enhance the quality of their

Continued Next Page

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livesrdquo As Event Planner amp Creator Good observes first hand how the money raised facilitates those living with multiple sclerosis Having MS herself she works with the Windsor-Essex County Chapter as a past board member aiding their membership almost on a daily basis Good reflects on her past involvement with the society and what she learned ldquoI was amazed with how much the special equipment cost and was surprised with the amounts that were not covered The depths that the society had to go through to make sure people with MS got

the equipment they needed when they needed it amazed merdquo This is where the Ride for MS and the funds raised from this event come into play ldquoThe society informs the participant of this event annually at the dinner as to how the funds raised were used which is importantrdquo says Good ldquothe feeling you get when a recipient of these funds find out you are a participant of the event that helped them obtain a piece of equipment gives you a hug and says thank you is surrealrdquoJoin us on Sunday September 21st and make someonersquos wish for a better quality of life become a reality For more information you may contact Shar at (519) 798-3858 or by email at shar54xplornetca SUBJECT Ride for MS

ON News Events

Whatever you do in life always give 100 Unless yoursquore

donating blood

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Grand Bendrsquos ldquoVintage Bike DaysrdquoThis years Annual ldquoShow amp Shinerdquo event will be held in Grand Bend and takes place on Sunday July 20 2014 from 1000am until around 1pm right on Grand Bendrsquos Main Street (exact location will be announced soon)Again this year there is no registration fee no official judging no vendors and itrsquos NOT a swap-meet but there will be a group ride from Main Street to the Grand Bend MOTORPLEX Raceway

to enjoy the Vintage Road Racing Associations ldquoSUMMER CLASSICrdquo EventVintage related club and group displays are encouragedJust show up and proudly show off your scooters and motorcycles All makes and models of Vintage amp Classic bikes are most welcomeFind us on Facebook httpwwwfacebookcompagesGrand-Bends-Vintage-Bike-Days204561802964090sk=wallampapp_data

HHR RouteDetails are here We are assembling in front of the HQ building at CFB Trenton with the ride departing at 1145 Due to some issues related to our permit that could not be resolved in the short time remaining before our Ride we in the interest in safety and the show must go on have decided to move our Rally to the Whitby Entertainment Centrum This is where the ride will end It is the same location as our assembly last yearJoin us as we welcome home our HEROES as the mission has ended in Afghanistan for our Canadian ForcesHope to see many of you there

ON Events

2930 Haldimand Road 20 Cayuga1st Annual Autism Rodeo amp Family Day Charity Event to raise funds for Autism

11am-5pm Family Time bull Live bands ~ TBAbull Kids Gamesbull Face Paintingbull Free BBQ amp Drink with admission

5pm-2am Adults ONLY~Rodeo Timebull Motorcycle Gamesbull Show N Shine bull Pig Roastbull Live Bands ~ TBAbull Beer Kegs

Overnight Camping (Adults Only) Sponsors

raquo Motorcycle Enhancements raquo Tattz AndCompany raquo Black widow paintball amp Airsoftl raquo Mainway Sports raquo Action Auto raquo Paula Manto Swick Registered Disability

Savings Plan Rep raquo CrazeePaint Airbrushing

VendorsTattz AndCompanyBlack widow Paintball amp AirsoftPaula Manto Swick Registered Disability Savings Plan Rep

All proceeds go to Autism Awarenes

Autism Rodeo amp Family Day - August 2nd 2014

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Why a round pizza gets delivered in a square box

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ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo Winner of Combined SOAR and RACE Events Get CSBK National Support (csbkca)This Ontario motorcycle roadracing season sanctioning groups SOAR and RACE are working together with a pair of Series race

weekends SOAR is hosting the RACE group at Grand Bend Raceway on June 13-15 while RACE returns the favor by hosting SOAR racers at Shannonville Motorsport Park June 27-29 As part of this co-promotion Dunlop racing tire distributor Pro 6 Cycle and the National Mopar CSBK organizing group have also joined up to provide a special bonus for Amateur Sport Bike

Continued Next Page

Dunlop Amateur Showdown winner to get National support

Sports - News Events

ADULTA person who has stopped

growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle

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class (approx 600cc) competitors A two round points-paying Series will recognize the appropriate Sport Bike-type class races at the SOAR and RACE-hosted events determining the top rising star in that category The racer who achieves the best combined result from the two race ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo will receive a competition award sponsoring their entry for the final Amateur Sport Bike Mopar CSBK National rounds at Canadian Tire Motorsport Park August 15-17Dunlop distributor Pro 6 Cycle and CSBK will supply competitor entry and racing tires to the winner of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo for the

CTMP National weekend The entry will include both Saturday and Sunday Amateur Sport Bike double header rounds with the successful Amateur competitor receiving a maximum of six Dunlop DOT-type class appropriate racing tires for use during the three day eventThe winning competitor must not have held a Pro motorcycle roadracing License nor can they have competed in more than two previous National races SOAR and RACE organizers will be the final judges of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo and ensure that all competitors respect the structure and spirit of the bonus competitionFor more information please check the SOAR (soaracingca) and RACE Events (Shannonvillecom) official web sites

Sports - News Events

DatesMay 16thJune 20thJuly 25thAugust 15thSeptember 12th

Registration opens at 5pm on the day of the event followed by racing at 7pm All racers must havevalid motorcycle drivers licensefull faced Snell 05 approved helmetgauntlet style leather glovesleather jacketleather bootscompetitors exceeding 120 mph will be required to wear full leathersMotorcycles must be in good working order and will be required to pass tech inspection prior to their first pass CLICK HERE for additional information on the Mission Raceway Park and their street legal Friday night races

2014 CMDRA Bracket Racing at Mission Raceway

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Sports Events

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

THE 27th

THREE DAY

May 171819 ndash 2014 ndash at Scotch Creek

All usual Classes ndash Entry $25 per day - $10 Vintage - Kids free

The Old Guy in 1971

Dean Seaman 2014

171819 ndash 2014 ndash171819 ndash 2014 ndash

This year the event will enter a new era with a two day Modern Trial

Total results will count for the overall Championship

Round 2 in Rocky Mountain House ABRound 3 in Ymir BC

We also have planned a Kids Trialon the Saturday night for

Both Electric and engine powered bikes Camping is good with Porta -Potties on site

Call for details of Motels etc

Phone Outlaw Dave for further info (250) 545-6139Directions - Follow the road to Scotch Creek from Hiway one West of Sorrento Then turn left

At Leopold road at the top of the hill after you leave town (Tire sign on left) red arrows from that point

A big thanks to the land owners for the use of this fantastic area

Modern Trial - Saturday amp Sunday - Vintage Monday Start time 10am all three days

13 13 13 13 13 13

For13 Immediate13 Release13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 May13 813 201413 13 CMDRA13 Announces13 Revised13 201413 Schedule13 13 The13 Canadian13 Motorcycle13 Drag13 Racing13 Association13 is13 releasing13 details13 of13 their13 updated13 201413 schedule13 The13 six13 race13 series13 which13 includes13 events13 in13 British13 Columbia13 Alberta13 and13 Ontario13 required13 revision13 following13 the13 unexpected13 announcement13 of13 the13 suspension13 of13 operations13 at13 one13 of13 the13 venues13 included13 in13 the13 original13 schedule13 13

Revised13 201413 Schedule13 June13 141513 13 Grand13 Bend13 Motorplex13 Grand13 Bend13 ON13 June13 2213 (113 day13 event)13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 July13 121313 13 13 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13 August13 232413 13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 Fort13 St13 John13 BC13 September13 6713 13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 September13 272813 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13

13

13 13

13 CMDRA13 Executive13 Director13 Kevin13 Shupac13 commented13 ldquoThe13 CMDRA13 is13 sincerely13 thankful13 for13 the13 support13 the13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 and13 Castrol13 Raceway13 and13 all13 of13 the13 tracks13 the13 CMDRA13 will13 visit13 in13 201413 We13 would13 also13 like13 to13 thank13 our13 members13 for13 their13 patience13 during13 the13 past13 four13 weeksrdquo13 13 13

13 13

infocmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 13 wwwcmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 1877580900813 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 TwitterCMDRA201413 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 Facebook13 CMDRA13

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR After your hands become coated with

grease your nose will begin to itch

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Did you know that BeltDriveBettycom has the most comprehensive database of Canadian Riding Clubs on the on the internet Wersquove revamped our Riding Club directory and wersquod like to know what you think Itrsquos indexed by Province and by Type of Riding Club for easy browsing

bull Brand Specificbull Cruising and Touringbull Military bull Lifestylebull Occupation-Relatedbull Rider Rights and Freedomsbull Vintagebull Sportsbull Womenrsquos Riding Clubsbull Motorcycle Ministries

httpwwwbeltdrivebettycomcommunityriding-clubs

TIP OF THE WEEK RIDING CLUBS section REVAMPED

on Facebook has photo albums for each province and month filled with tons of events

httpwwwfacebookcomCanadianMotorcycleEventsphotos_albums

Visit our page and go to the photos link once there click on albums to find the Province and month you are interested in

You can also use our national calendars at wwwcanadianmotorcycleeventscom - filled with even more event information you can sort them right down to only one province and they are highly shareable

Our CANADIAN MOTORCYCLE EVENTS

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

ldquoIf yoursquore going to kill each other do it outside I just finished cleaningrdquo

Website Tip of the Week

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Tides roll in and tides roll out

There arenrsquot too many things in life that are predictable but ocean tides are one of them

Our family just returned from a short vacation on a Vancouver Island beach and I found the tides fascinating

Incoming tides covered the beach and at high tide you could literally see all the sandcastles wood forts and creations literally disappear under the water never to be seen again

The outgoing tides revealed a clean fresh canvas and some sea-life caught in the tidal pools left behind or laying helplessly on the beach Seagulls swooped down to shell covered areas of the beach in search of oysters that had been stranded on the half kilometer sandy beach as the eagles hovered above looking for their next snack

I could not help but think about the lsquoTides of Lifersquo where we know that until our number comes up and we face eternal judgment each day the sun will come up we will spend time with those people whom we love (family friends) and with people whom we would most likely prefer not to be spending time with (school work) and we will experience all the good and not so good that the

tides of life bring our way Night will come and in the morning we will repeat the cycle all over again

As a born-again believer I felt the tide analogy was an appropriate one The ocean washes away everything left on the beach and when we ask Christ for the forgiveness of our sins he literally washes them away Check out this verse from ldquoOur Ownerrsquos Manual for Liferdquo found in Psalm 103 verse 12 ldquoHe has removed our sins as far from us as the east is from the westrdquo

Our biker church exists to take the ldquoGood Newsrdquo and the ldquoSalvation Messagerdquo to un-churched bikers here on the West Coast In fact our prayer is that the Holy Spirit would become like a raging wildfire touching the hearts and lives of bikers resulting in an assurance of eternity with our Jesus in heaven and a life on this earth that takes on new meaning and purpose

If you think riding your scoot along a seaside highway on a hot summerrsquos day is something special just wait until you do it when Jesus Christ is at the controls of your lifehellip there is no greater lsquohighrsquo and bigger lsquorushrsquo than this All it takes is a few short words ask Jesus to forgive you for your sins tell him you that you want him to be Lord of your life Follow this up with prayer and bible reading and oh yeahhellip believe that he does in fact lsquohave your backrsquo in this life

Ride safe Ride true

Pastor Chuck

Canadian Riders Support Program Network

By joining the Canadian Riders Support Program you volunteer to provide assistance to broken down riders in your area This assistance may include providing information about nearby repair shops towing accommodations making phone calls providing directions etc While some Canadian Riders have expressed that they would be able to provide help with tools wrenching towing and even temporary accommodations the level of assistance you may provide is totally up to you as you feel comfortable and safe to do soLetrsquos face it most of us have been there away from home and broke down by the side of the road Canadian Rider Members are also listed in Belt Drive Bettyrsquos Little Black Book a resource directory currently carried in the saddlebags of thousands of Canadian Riders As a ldquoThank Yourdquo from Belt Drive Betty Canadian Riders Support Network Members receive The Busted Knuckle Chronicles E-Subscription free of charge

Come join us at httpwwwcanadianridersca

Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events

Pastor Chuck

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G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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ON News - ON Events

If everything seems to be going well you have obviously

overlooked something

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Classified Ad of the Week

2002 Tiny Mite Cargo Trailer

Stock CTRL0033 Colour Blue Features Very clean trailer in excellent condition tons of storage good quality cargo trailer at a good price

Price $ 2495 CAD NO GST

Contact

Trike Zone

(780) 389-3344

Mulhurst Bay AB

Email edwardtrikezonecom

ON Events - Classified AD of the Week

Upcoming ON EventsJune - August

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Join Veterans Law Enforement First Responders and their supporters from both Canada and the US on this overnight cross border ride to Wenatchee Washington June 7th 2014Check out httpcanamveteransrideweeblycom for details laquoHalf The Fun is Getting Thereraquo

Support Our Troops

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Support Our Troops

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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Support Our Troops

Upcoming SOT EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

Are you a veteran who owns a businessWould you like to promote your products or services but find advertising expensive

Get 50 off your first 6 months of advertisingContact Belt Drive Betty to find out about the

Veteranrsquos Business Starter Programbdbettygmailcom

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Tee Shirts Patches amp More in the BDB Store

We appreciate your support

wwwbdbstorecom

QC EVENTS

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What did the elephant say to the naked man How do you breathe through that

tiny thing

Ah lsquoFridayrsquo my second favorite F-word

August 7 - 10 2014 - In the Heart of Downtown MonctonThe MotoMoncton Festival was first launched in August of 2011 with motorcyclists from near and taking over Monctonrsquos downtown core This three-day event featured motorcycle stunt shows a burnout competition group rides throughout Southeastern New Brunswick a bike cruise through Moncton live entertainment on Main Street and much moreIn 2012 the City of Moncton was pleased to host another weekend of motorcycle madness in downtown Moncton and to welcome bikers from across the region and across the country as the city hosted both MotoMoncton and the 17th Canadian National Harley Owners Group Rally Moncton was honoured to be chosen as host city for this national event and together with MotoMoncton the HOG Rally proved to be yet another exciting motorcycle weekend in the cityThis past August 2013 MotoMoncton organizers were yet again pleased to host another successful weekend of exciting activity with thousands visiting the festival grounds throughout the weekend

The festival an initiative of the City of Moncton is made possible by the support of various partners including Downtown Moncton Centre-Ville Inc various local motorcycle dealers and clubs and other community partners

For more information and sponsorship enquiries please contact 506-383-7020 506-877-7700 of by Email infomotomonctoncaOr visit motomonctonca

MOTO MONCTON NB EVENTS

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What are three words a woman never wants to hear when shersquos making love ldquoHoney Irsquom homerdquo

NB EVENTS

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club would be very pleased if you would help support our up coming charity event in support of the DECH Childrenrsquos Ward

This year our Toy Ride takes place June 14th 2014 We are celebrating our 30th Ride Register early to receive a limited Edition 30th Anniversary Shirt

Registration forms online at

httpfrederictonmotorcycleclubcaHomephp

The ride begins at the parking lot of the Canadian Tire Two Nations Crossing (North Side) On site registration between 930 am amp 1045 am Ride begins at 11 am sharp

The Motorcyclist will enjoy a scenic country ride via Nashwack Bridge to Stanley At the Stanley school there will be a barbeque Show-N-Shine 5050 draw silent auction etc

The group will return via the Royal Road ending up at the DECH for the presentations of the Toys and monies raised to the Child Life Unit of the DECH

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club has been the most consistent supporter of the DECH Childrenrsquos Life Unit since 1985 All of the funds raised and Toys collected go to the hospitalized Children

Please share this email with all your friends Help us Brighten A Childrsquos Stay

Fredricton Motorcycle Club Toy Ride

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Where Royal Canadian Legion Branch 350 Port DalhousieWhen Saturday 7 June Blessing starts 11am followed by the Show and Shine

Show and Shine Entry fee $1000

11 trophies up for grabsbull Best in Show 1st 2nd 3rd placebull Best cruiser 1st amp 2nd placebull Best touring 1st and 2nd placebull Best sport bike 1st amp 2nd placebull Best sport touring 1st amp 2nd place

BBQ burgers and sausage on a bun for sale 5050 draw coffee and donutsAll proceeds to support the Royal Canadian Legion Port DalhousieI challenge all Bike clubs in the Niagara area to attend this wonderful event Hosted by the Working Stiffs Riding ClubCanadian Legion Branch 350 Located at 600 Ontario St St Catharines ON L2N 7P8 (Known as Port Dalhousie ) 905-934-1261 Please use Joe Caruso as a contact andor myself Joes email address is kawasaki07bellnet andor faronleonardhotmailcom Thank You look forward to meeting some day

Blessing of the Motorbikersquos and Show and Shine

NB News Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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Actor WisdomThere are four questions of value in lifehellip What is sacred Of what is the spirit made What is worth living for and what is worth dying for The answer to each is the same Only love~ Johnny Depp

Polymath WisdomBelieve none of what you hear and half of what you see- Benjamin Franklin

Spiritual Leader WisdomHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else yoursquore the one who gets burned ~ Buddha

Educator WisdomPeople who consider themselves victims of their circumstances will always remain victims unless they develop a greater vision for their lives ~ Stedman Graham~

Spiritual Teacher WisdomIt is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living ~ Eckhart Tolle

Lithographer WisdomA positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort ndash Herm Albright

I just got back from a pleasure trip I took my mother-in-law to

the airport

WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events

R RWYZWMNrsquoSWORDS TO THE WISE

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Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

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I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

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A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

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Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

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that was manufactured by the Aurora Machine Tool Company Aurora manufactured the Indian engine until 1906mdashand used it under license to power the Thor and other brandsmdashbut the Hendee Manufacturing Company ignored the side-mounted

structure in favor of an attachment that replaced the front wheel of their Indian motorcycles Introduced for the 1906 model year the Tri-Car had an upholstered Victorian-styled passenger chair positioned between the two parallel front wheels The Indian Van designed for shopkeepers who made deliveries had a trunk-like box in

Patience (pashens) n The most important ingredient for dating marriage and children See also

ldquotranquilizersrdquo

Continued Next Page

In Search Of Lost Indians

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One of at least three versions of a passenger trike that was based on the Dispatch-Tow model

An Indian Delivery Van Note the spare tire and the tele-scopic shock absorbers on the pillion seat

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place of the chair (Harley-Davidson would follow in 1914 with their Forecar) The Tri-Car and Van along with a tandem seat for the 2 frac14 hp Indian Roadster were presented as being part of a modular concept ldquosix vehicles embraced in onerdquo The Tri-Car and Van soon disappeared from the companyrsquos sales brochures but the introduction of the more powerful V-twin motorcycle in 1907 made these attachments even more popular Sadly I know of no surviving examples but extant personal photos from the pre-war era suggest that a large number were producedIn the Wheels Through Time museum resides an unusual 1913 Indian Although Dale Walksler has labeled it as a prototype it bears little relationship to the mechanical style of Oscar Hedstrom Itrsquos fitted with numerous non-standard parts and redundant systemsmdashtwo Splitdorf magnetos two Continued Next Page

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The Indian Bandit Chaser was introduced during the last months of 1927 The first order of six Bandits was

produced for the NYPD Francis Gallagher and Bill Hurley of the Springfield Police Department pose in this photo but publicity releases featured A P Schuler and J

Heney of New Yorkrsquos Finest

5000 of these were produced for service in Newark NJ and Baltimore MD alone Yet have you ever seen pho-

tos of these taxis

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kickstarters two decompression releases two starter levers two stands two tool boxes two fuel lines with shut off vales dual brake and clutch controls and dual exhaustmdashand the final clue a ldquoBrdquo-size (for bus) acetylene tank fitted to the

rear rack to fuel the headlamp This factory-built machine was obviously designed for an endurance feat perhaps for the series held in the deserts of the Southwest beginning on October 31 1913 or initially designed for EG ldquoCannonballrdquo Bakerrsquos transcontinental attempt (The first 1914 Two-Speed Tourist Standard electric model motorcycles off the assembly line [in May 1913] were rushed to

a San Francisco dealer by rail to allow to set out on his record-setting transcontinental journey) We may never knowHendee Manufacturing went into the sidecar business in 1913 and began marketing them with the 1914 line up of motorcycles Then came WWI It was the use of motorcycle sidecars as ambulances machine gun mounts courier vehicles and ammunition transport that proved how versatile three-wheeled vehicles could be

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The 1910 Indian Aero V airplane engineIndian delivery sidecar An Indian Delivery Van Note

the spare tire and the telescopic shock absorbers on the pillion seat

Apparently designed for a long-distance endurance event this 1913 Indian is fitted with numerous redundant

components

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In Search Of Lost IndiansThe Indian Parcel Car became one of the first post-war production models offered for 1920 The 1920s saw side cars designed as taxis and all manner of specialty delivery vehicles The Indian Motocycle Company actively promoted the use of sidcar-equipped motorcycles for retail businesses during this decade Their 1928 brochure advertises the Indian Service Car with ldquosix novel body designs to choose fromrdquo and the chassis sold for $65 compared to $100 for a Princess Sidecar Two of the more interesting of the lost Indians are the ldquoIndian Bandit Chaserrdquo and Indian Chief Fire

Patrol both introduced during the last two months of 1927The Bandit Chaser was an armored police vehicle with protective shields made of 116-inch ldquocruciblerdquo steel with windows of 78-inch safety glass and a gun port The Princess sidecar was lined with armor plate and there were leg shields of the same material for the driver It was claimed to be completely bullet proof and the armor to add only

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Continued from Previous Page

The 1931 Indian Dispatch-Tow originated from this patent design although the very similar appearing Traffic Car

(VC-13) wouldnrsquot appear until 1936

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40 lbs to the Indian Chief and sidecar with ldquono sacrifice to speed power and ease of handlingrdquo Photos prove that at least five Bandit Chasers were built for the NYPD and the initial Indian PR release features two of New Yorkrsquos Finest

National Rapid Fire Revolver Champion A P Schuler and Officer J Heney The Indian fire vehicle was equipped with a 25-gallon chemical tank and pump two 25 gallon extinguishers (one foam and one soda-acid type) 100 feet of chemical hose four 15-quart carbon-Tetrachloride extinguishers a firemanrsquos axe two

steel brooms for grass fires a pike pole and a crowbar Powered by a Chief 74 it carried two firemen and the company claimed the half-ton Indian Chief Fire Patrol could reach speeds of 65 mph Built in conjunction with American La France they were designed for rapid response and small fires

In Search Of Lost Indians

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One of few Indian Traffic Cars to have survived resides in the Wheels Through Time museum

This new Delivery Van was introduced in August 1927 for the 1928 model year Although this was one of the

pre made models the company advertised custom build designs according to the nature of the business This one was fitted with two Gladstone bags a brief case a portable typewriter and a complete assortment of riding

equipment

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Itrsquos hard to determine what happened to these Indian models as the turbulent years from 1928 to 1930 were filled with a succession of four different presidents and boards of directors It was a time of stock manipulation and secret projects even in the aftermath of Black Friday The Indian Shock Absorber and Indian Ventilator were being manufactured the experimental car project was axed and a natural gas powered refrigerator was developed then terminated by another incoming president The Indian Arrow outboard motor was acquired and improved under one president

promoted by another and terminated by a third Two completely different and separate airplane projects took place during that short era--the development of the Tridar amphibious plane and the building of the Continental A-40 prototype engine for the Piper Club ldquoTaylorcraftrdquo The Indian company acquired controlling interest in Du Pont Motors in April 1930 and within a month the du Ponts purchased control of Indian The assembly of the last Du Pont cars took place in the motorcycle factory until January 1932 Somehow out of the tumultuous dust cloud of those years a new Indian motorcycle emergedThe anecdotal story about the development of the modern trike is that Indianrsquos chief engineer Charles Franklin was in a conversation with the management of the local Packard car dealership about the difficulty and cost in having to use two men to make repair and delivery calls to their customers Franklin went back to his office

designed a 101 Scout with two rear wheels and a differential axle and within a few weeks the service vehicle prototype was ready for testing In reality there was a special session of the board of directors on April 21 1930 where a motion was approved to seek the acquisition of the Stern three-wheeled delivery vehicle patents The Stern brothers ndashAlbert Joseph Julius and Ernestmdashhad invented a three-wheeled vehicle and at least one of their patents--filed on July 2 1930 patent 1877609 granted on September 13 1932mdashwas subsequently assigned to the Indian Motocycle Company What really happened is anyonersquos guess The Indian Dispatch-Tow (101 DT) was introduced as a 1931 model but the design drawing for Sternsrsquo patent leaves no doubt as to who invented the modern chassis-type trike There were at least three interesting passenger versions built on the Dispatch-Tow chassis

In Search Of Lost Indians

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Continued from Previous Page

This Art-Deco inspired Indian trike design was actually produced for the Wobber Company Wouldnrsquot I like to

have one of these Designed in 1948 it never made it off the drawing boards

yet it looks remarkably like the Ariel made by Ducati

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In Search Of Lost IndiansContinued from Previous Page

One had a basic rear buggy-like seat another a couch-like bench and a third design had two comfortable bucket seats The history of the Dispatch-Tow has always seemed to be well documented even for the very rare 1939 Traffic Car (VC-13) but the discovery of this series of photographs has shaken my faith I now suspect that more Indians were lost during another chaotic decade filled with corporate incompetence

changing markets and World War II The Indian Side Car and the Delivery Van survived as long as the company did but design drawings and photos show that Indianrsquos designers were developing new styles as late as 1948 The Dispatch-Tow survived longer than the Springfield factory being built under the same name but as a British motorcycle Still I often wonder if in some foreign warehouse or rural barn there might still be a lost Indian waiting to be found The 1914 electrified motorcycle wouldnrsquot have required the heavy acetylene systemThe only modifications made to this stock electric model were the addition of an engine belly pan and

3-inch wide tires that required removal of the rear fender He covered 33789 miles from San Diego to New York in 11 days 12 hours and 10 minutes and earned himself the nickname ldquoCannonballrdquo

by Ken

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G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

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The longest sentence known to man ldquoI dordquo

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Upcoming BC EventsAll Events

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Why were males created before females

Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy

National Events

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CONCORD Ontario (May 9 2014) ndash Take a break from the rat race on June 22-23 to join the

thousands of Harley-Davidsonreg motorcycle riders around the world who are shedding the shackles of responsibility and hitting the open road during the Harley-Davidsonreg World RideldquoFor these two days riders will unite to blow off the daily grind and celebrate that being free is a lot more funrdquo said Nigel Villiers Harley-Davidson Director of Integrated Consumer Experience ldquoRiding is more appreciated when you can steal the time from something yoursquod rather not be doing so let the meetings and honey-dos wait until Tuesday and just riderdquo

One World Two Days Millions of MilesLaunched in 2008 by the Harley Owners Groupreg as Million Mile Monday the annual riding event was expanded into the two-day Harley-Davidsonreg World Ride in 2012 to give more riders worldwide an opportunity to participate In 2012 participants logged 77 million miles but last year as riders celebrated the 110th Anniversary of the Harley-Davidson Motor Company and the 30th Anniversary of HOGreg riders from 66 countries blitzed that record by more than 25 per cent tallying an official total of more than 10 million miles Riders logged their miles solo in groups large and small and through a variety of dealer-lead events around the world united by their shared passion for motorcycling

Whether itrsquos across town cross-country or anything in between every mile counts and can be recorded by logging into the Harley-Davidsonreg online mileage accumulator at h-dcomworldride where a rolling odometer will record the collective distance travelled by all participants in the World RideldquoEvery mile we ride together strengthens the bonds between riders and showcases to the world the powerful expression of freedom the World Ride representsrdquo Villiers said New for 2014 ride participants can also log their post-ride mileage directly onto the World Ride website from mobile devices and share their riding stories and photographs on social media sites like Facebook and Twitter using the hashtag HDworldride Participants can also download a certificate of participation after logging their mileage on the World Ride website To learn more about the Harley-Davidsonreg World Ride visit h-dcomworldride About Deeley Harley-Davidsonreg CanadaDeeley Harley-Davidsonreg Canada is the exclusive Canadian distributor of Harley-Davidsonreg motorcycles Genuine Motor Parts and Accessories and MotorClothesreg apparel which are provided through a national network of authorized Harley-Davidsonreg Retailers Office and distribution warehouse facilities are located in Richmond British Columbia and Concord Ontario

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Janet Tinsley ndash Senior Manager Marketing Services and Communications ndash (905) 482-4209 email janettinlseydeeleycom

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National Events

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I hate Mondays but probably not for the same reasons most of you dislike them

I generally love my job helping riders find the news and information that is important to them BUT

Today like every riding season Monday the news feeds are FILLED with crashes that took place over the weekend

Page after page of crash stories some about dead riders some about injured riders and some about those who got lucky

It is my job to sift through the feeds and find the information that is pertinent to Canadians and sadly I found information on three crashes all in Ontario

In the first crash a rider hit and killed a dog but

suffered minor injuries himself the second article is about a lady rider in critical condition and the third article is about a rider who died

In the case of the lady ride an east bound pickup struck her north bound motorcycle and the driver was charged with careless driving

In the case of the rider who died he got into some gravel and hit the ditch

Folks WE riders have to become so hyper aware out there we need to sharpen our skills

My heart is breaking for the families of these riders

Itrsquos not a great start to the work week and with the long weekend coming I am seriously concerned for the riding community - I beg you - PLEASE be hyper aware of your surroundings

Get out in a parking lot and practise your emergency stopping make sure your tires are inflated properly and that your motorcycle is in good repair

One other thing I would like you to consider please

wear good gear it might save your life save you tons of healing time and with the condition of our roadways and so many who drive other automobiles not paying attention or being aware isnrsquot that little extra piece of mind worth it

For the other news that could affect your day or life as a rider visit wwwbeltdrivebettycom

Until Next week I am your editor Belt Drive Betty

From the Depths of File 13 - I Hate Mondays

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Top Rocker Motorcycle Gear LtdTough Mudder is coming to the Drumheller Badlands this September Top Rocker is hoping to enter a team for this world event We have 2 team members and need at least 4 more If you think yoursquore up to the challenge and want to take on this team challenge then come and join the Top Rocker Tough Mudder team For more information send me an email to toprockergearhotmailcomNEVER HEARD OF TOUGH MUDDER Check this out httpstoughmuddercomhttpwwwyoutubecomuserToughMudder

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And when we have REAL trouble itrsquos a HISterectomy Ever notice how all of womenrsquos problems start with MEN

Whatrsquos the difference between chopped beef and pea soupEveryone can chop beef but not everyone can pea soup

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So how many folk REALLY LOOK at their tires How often do you look at them What are you looking forPossibly the most important part of a bike safety wise are the tires Think about it these are the sole contact between the road and the bike they are

how we stop start and go around corners If the tires are too soft or too hard the bike handles VERY poorly if the tires are too worn they will not grip the road in wet conditions and are prone to going flat If you are using the wrong kind of tire for your bike that too will contribute to poor performance On a bike the contact patch is so much smaller than for a car or truck so therefore it is that much more important to us the rider

Here are some things to watch forAge of the tire How do we know what the age of the tire is Look on the side wall of the tire there will be a code which on one side of the tire will start with DOT and have at least 12 characters after the DOT the last set of numbers are the ones which will tell you the date (on the other side of the tire the code will only be the date code) Since 2000 the last set fo numbers will be four numbers the first two numbers will tell you in which week of the year the tire was made the last two will designate the year So for example 3412 this tire was made in the 34th week of 2012 Hopefully you are not riding on tires made before 2000 Tires that are too old are too hard and will not grip the road Likewise the age of the tire will affect the warranty manufacturers will warranty a tire for five years from

the date of manufacture andor four years from the date of purchase (side note here is yet another reason to keep your receipts) Tire air pressure There are notations on your bike and in the owners manual which will tell you the air pressures you should run Typically these are different pressures front and back and will also be different for differing ride conditions whether riding two-up high speed or regular riding A word of caution here until you are familiar with your bike

and how it handles follow these guide lines exactly and even after that follow these fairly closely Too little air will lead to very poor handling and the possibility that your tire might come off the rim under sever conditions like a hard corner Too high a pressure will lead to early failure of the tire and also premature wear

Continued Next Page

by David Pocock

Tires for motorcycles care and feeding

Tires For Motorcyles Care amp Feeding - AB Events

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Tirewheel balance As important as wheel balance is on a car consider that on a bike it is even more so on a bike A rear tire that is out of balance will contribute to sever fatigue in the rider and be bad for the general handling amongst other problems If the front tirewheel is out of balance this can be a much more dangerous problem steering will be hard in minor cases and almost impossible in the extreme If the front tire is unbalanced there will be ldquospeed wobblerdquo which can easily upset the bike even at lower speedsTread condition When tires are made there is a ldquowear barrdquo moulded in this bar will show when the tire has reached what the manufacturer feels is the limit of safe remaining tread on the tire When you see the ldquowear barrdquo get the tire replaced because any further wear will just be dangerous to you and others When you are on your new tires be cautious for the first 100 or so km because in that first little layer of rubber will be some remnants of ldquomould release compoundrdquo This ldquomould release compoundrdquo is a very slippery substance that is sprayed into the mould just before the rubber is injected so that the tire will not stick to the mould which makes for poor to low traction till it has

been worn off If it has or is raining when you go to pick your bike up after a tire change to new tires consider putting of picking your bike up till conditions are dryAs always you the rider are responsible check you tire pressures everyday you ride and have a good look at the condition of the tires at least once a week look for gouges slices bulges chunks missing from the tread or anything else that ldquodoesnrsquot look quite rightrdquo The life you save will probably be your ownRide safe we would rather talk to you than about you

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch

Tires For Motorcyles Care amp Feeding - AB Events

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Newfie Diet

A Newfie was terribly overweight so the doctor put her on a diet

ldquoI want you to eat regularly for 2 days then skip a day then eat regularly again for 2 days then skip a day Repeat this procedure for 2 weeks The next time I see you you should have lost at least 5 poundsrdquo

When the Newfie returned she shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 lbs

ldquoWhy thatrsquos amazingrdquo the doctor said ldquoDid you follow my instructionsrdquo

The Newfie nodded ldquoIrsquoll tell you though be jaesuz I trsquoaut I were going to drop dead on dat lsquotird dayrdquo

ldquoFrom the hunger you meanrdquo asked the doctor

ldquoNo from the fuckinrsquo skippinrsquordquo

Submitted by Sandra Bannerman Ontario

Volunteers

Eleven women were clinging precariously to a wildly swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on Mount Everest Ten were blonde one was a brunette

As a group they decided that one of the party should let go

If that didnrsquot happen the rope would break and everyone would perish

For an agonizing few moments no one volunteered

Finally the brunette gave a truly touching speech saying she would sacrifice herself to save the lives of the others

All the blondes applauded

Submitted by Jacqueline Archembeault Saguenay QC

Human Race

A little girl asked her mother ldquoHow did the human race come aboutrdquo

The Mother answered ldquoGod made Adam and Eve they had children and so all mankind was maderdquo

A few days later the little girl asked her father the same question The father answered ldquoMany years ago there were monkeys and we developed from themrdquo

The confused girl returns to her mother and says ldquoMom how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God and Papa says we developed from monkeysrdquo

The Mother answers ldquoWell dear it is very simple I told you about the origin of my side of the family and your father told you about his siderdquo

Continued Next Page

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Motherrsquos Shock

A mother enters her daughterrsquos bedroom and sees a letter on the wall over the bed With the worst premonition she reads it with trembling hands It is with great regret and sorrow that Irsquom telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend I found real passion and he is so nice with all his piercings and tattoos and his big motorcycle

But is not only that Mum Irsquom pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods He wants to have many more children with me and thatrsquos one of my dreams Irsquove learned that marijuana doesnrsquot hurt anyone and wersquoll be growing it for us and his friends who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we may want

In the meantime wersquoll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure for Ahmed to get better he deserves it Donrsquot worry Mom Irsquom 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself Some day Irsquoll visit for you to know your grandchildren Your daughter Judith

PS Mum itrsquos not true Irsquom at the neighbourrsquos house I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than my report card thatrsquos in the desk drawer

Submitted by Brenda Beamish Moncton NB

Productive Salesmanship ndash A Little Johnny Joke

The kids filed back into class Monday morning They were very excited

Their weekend assignment was to sell something

then give a talk on productive salesmanship

Little Mary led off ldquoI sold girl scout cookies and I made $30rdquo she said proudly ldquoMy sales approach was to appeal to the customerrsquos civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious successrdquo

ldquoVery goodrdquo said the teacher

Little Sally was next ldquoI sold magazinesrdquo she said ldquoI made $45 and

I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them abreast of current eventsrdquo

ldquoVery good Sallyrdquo said the teacher

Eventually it was Little Johnnyrsquos turn

Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacherrsquos deskrdquo$2467rdquo he said

ldquo$2467rdquo cried the teacher ldquoWhat in the world were you sellingrdquo

ldquoTooth brushesrdquo said Little Johnny

ldquoTooth brushesrdquo echoed the teacher ldquoHow could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much moneyrdquo

ldquoI found the busiest corner in townrdquo said Little Johnny ldquoI set up a Dip amp Chip stand I gave everybody who walked by a sample

They all said the same thing

Hey this tastes like shit

Then I would sayrdquo It is shitrdquo

Wanna buy a toothbrushrdquo

Submitted by Dave Evens Chilliwack BC

Continued from Previous Page

Men have two emotions Hungry and Horny If you see him without an erection make him a sandwich

Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events

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Boy calls 911 Hello I need your help

911 Alright What is it

Boy Two girls are fighting over me

911 So whatrsquos your emergency

Boy The ugly one is winning

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reporting it Thethief spends less than my wife did

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Get your event information to us - we cannot promote what we donrsquot have

an informed community is a strong communityeventsbeltdrivebettycom

AB Events

13

2120 Sparrow Drive Nisku

Phone (780) 955-2581

wwwrigpigclubcom

2120 Sparrow Drive Nisku

Phone(780) 955-2581 Toll Free Reservations 1-800-420-1596

wwwairwaysinnca

2120 Sparrow Drive Nisku Alberta T9E 8A2Phone (780) 955-2581 bull Fax (780) 955-9466

Reservations Toll Free 1-800-420-1596

C O U N T R Y I N N

ldquoThe Original International Airport Hotelrdquo

A I R P O R T P A R K I N G

2110 Sparrow Drive Nisku

Phone (780) 955-2336wwwblackjacksroadhousecom

TEXTING CODES FOR SENIOR CITIZENS AS FOLLOWS

ATD - At the Doctorrsquos

BFF - Best Friendrsquos Funeral

BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth [this one is very hilarious]

CBM - Covered by Medicare

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Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

AB Events

Upcoming ab EventsAll Events

Select arrows to view events

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When We RideTalk with a group of riders and yoursquoll soon realize that the reasons we choose to ride a motorcycle are very different for each and every one of us The riding community in Saskatchewan is made up of a very diverse and broad group of people Many of us ride alone or with a few friends never joining or belonging to a club organization or group We simply plate our motorcycles and ride every chance we get

In 2013 there were 27439 motorcycles registered (at some part of the riding season by either plates

or permits) These motorcycles were registered in 626 different locations We are literally spread ALL OVER this province

All of us do share 4 common things1 the roads we ride on2 the traffic we ride with3 the reality that we all have zero control over

what another driver rider is going to do when in traffic on the highway in a parking lot or basically anywhere

4 that we need to be aware alert and riding for any and all situations at all times

It does not matter how long yoursquove been riding the type of motorcycle you are riding your age the others you may be riding with the length of your hair how cool your jacket is the type of gear to choose to (or not to) wear and on and on and on

The only thing that matters is how much you are paying attention when you are riding and that you are riding to your own personal ability as a rider

In Saskatchewan the top major reasons a motorcyclist uses when an accident does occur are

1 Inattention - yeshellipmotorcyclists use this as a reason when they have an accident

2 Road condition excessive loose gravel ndash ride for the conditions of the road you seeing in front of you and that you are on Loose gravel and dirt on the road surface is a huge problem all year roundhellipnot just till the roads are cleaned in the Cities

3 Driver inexperience confusion ndash there are a lot of new riders out there and riders who are returning to their motorcycles after many years This has nothing to do with the age of a rider

4 Wild life (animals) ndash yes we do a lot of riding where there is wild life

5 Careless Driving Stunting ndash going too fast passing improperly following too closely etc

This information was taken from a Causation Study done from 2007 ndash 2012 by Traffic Safety Services ndash SGI

So when you get on your motorcycle for the first time this seasonhellipand every time you ride Please rememberhellip

bull ride like you will never be given the right of way

bull ride like you are never seenbull watch the conditions of the road you

are riding on at all timesBe defensive alert aware and always on guard

Rhonda CwynarPresident RAGERiders Against Government Exploitation

RAGE - SK Events

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SK Events

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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SK Events

HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONrsquoT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF ALL MY FRIENDS ARE MAD BECAUSE THEY THINK I AM

SHOUTING AT THEM OVER INTERNET PLEASE HELP

We always hold hands If I let go she shops

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Special thanks to Sven Bernard of Johnny Pag Motorcycles of Canada for donating the bike that the

Canadian Legion of Riders in North Battleford Saskatchewan won

They are raffling it off to raise funds for their projects

Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle

NAME

ADDRESS

PHONE

1st Prize Custom Painted Johnny Pag Motorcycle valued at $8500 supplied by Johnny Pag Motorcycles of Canada amp Belt Drive Betty WC Distributing 1-780-881-56782nd Prize Autographed Andrew Albers Minnesota Twins Jersey3rd Prize Autographed Bobby Hull Chicago Black Hawks Jersey Proceeds to Veteran related charities

Canadian Legion of Riders Charity RaffleDraw July 13 2014 at Rockinrsquo the Rink Meota SK at Midnight

Lottery Licence RR13-0504

Tickets $5 each

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Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List

Saskatchewan Ride for SightElbow Arena and Fairgrounds

Save the Date June 20 - 22 2014

Pondarosa MH amp RV ParkLocated on Trans Canada Highway

east side of Swift Current SK Ph (306) 773-5000

Open all year

RV and Tenting sites creekside ~Full or Partial Hook-ups BathroomsShowers ~ Laundry Facilities ~ Internet

CAA Approved

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FreedomIt is a hard concept to really truly wrap your mind around We here in the west are quick to pound our chest and proclaim that we are the proud and free The sad thing is freedom is a mirage lingering on the horizon For many of us we work an honest day work ride our bikes in the mean time we complain about politics to our friends but we never really do anything about it other than some grumbles We could be plopped down in any part of the world and our lives would change very little That is not freedom - only the allusion of freedom

As we sit idly by watching our police forces militarize we blindly seek out more rules more regulations Irsquom not sure what the tipping point was what had caused us to shift our focus from freedom true freedom to regulation I do remember growing up in the seventies We didnrsquot have clasps and locks on the cabinets our mothers never absently minded left us in the kitchen by ourselves When I was bad in school I was sent to the Principalrsquos office and was punished by a leather strap across my behind (I still donrsquot swear)

Trying out for sport teams was a try out Not everyone made the team The ones that didnrsquot spent the year shooting pucks into pails snagging baseballs rolling off of roofs until we were good enough to make the team the next year We had winners and losers and even in the playground

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

Continued Next Page

-bad Uncle Monkey

bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events

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when the next goal won each and every one of us knew exactly what the score was and who the real winner was It drove us to be better Sports were not for everyone though Those that didnrsquot excel on the field read books created art Of my friends growing up some went on to play in the NHL my cousin is a mover and shaker in Silicon Valley designing and programming many of the things we use today Others became mechanics and plumbers-the blue collar workers who keep this world running Yet others became doctors and lawyers others became successful actors and musicians teachers and mothers But somewhere someone decide to level the playing field that we were all special little stars Everyone made the team everyone got a medal That it wasnrsquot fair that someone would succeed where others couldnrsquot That parenting should fall on someone elsersquos shoulder - daycares teachers the government Society forgot that it was suppose to be harder for the asthma kid with the deformed leg to play sports Society forgot that those disadvantaged who truly wanted and worked hard still found success We threw away personal responsibility personal accountability If a person backs over a kid in their driveway its not because they are a bad driver

not because they are a bad parent not because they were not paying attention - it is because the company didnrsquot put sensors on the back of the car If a kid shoots up a school its not because of mental illness not because of bad parenting or teaching

- its because the government didnrsquot take away our guns (Considering the recent rash of stabbings in schools and malls it is obvious that person will use any and all things) Each of these small steps was on our freedom pushing it a little farther down into the dirt Our last freedom is freedom of speech that Irsquom allowed to speak my mind here Freedom as long as Irsquom mindful of sponsors event organizersWhen will we regain our freedom Should we regain our freedom Read K Randall Ballrsquos Sam Chopper Orwell to find out what will happen if we donrsquot

-bad Uncle Monkey

E K D M Q T V M Y M B M M G I S M T S O Y E M N T E I E E Q Z X E E A E O O B R I A H N P N I J R A N C L D G B C C A C H S B A C I T D I L U E I M S H I I E T A G S R I D E N D G M U T A M D T R I E K C N R N M E R I D E N U N L U L O A E E H M M C E M N R G A E O U G N M M P S Z R O M E A I M F M V M C M E N S T R U A L R R R A N K E Y H N M H I V V W O P E O X N C R A N S F A A S B M Z M Y R M J S U Y A E L L D A E T S E R E M E M T M M S E M E M O R I A L I Z E M L E E W Z X C A E M E N A C I N G U R N A I L E H P O T S I H P E M C A A O R M E R I T E D X N E L U I C G H O R T Q X S A Y L E R E M T I E Z M Q M E K V R R W V Z B D N O R C E W S I T I H P E M L B N E U Y P M S H R E T I R O M E M X M S

MEMORANDUMBOOKMEMORIALISTMEMORIALIZEMEMORIALSMEMORITERMEMORIZEMEMSAHIBMENACINGMENAGEMENAGERYMENDICANCYMENDICANTMENDICATEMENDICITYMENSES

MENSTRUALMENSTRUUMMENTICULTUREMEPHISTOPHELIANMEPHITICMEPHITISMERACIOUSMERCATUREMERCHANGMANMERELLESMERELYMERESTEADMERFOLKMERGEDMERITED

Continued from Previous Page

bad Uncle Monkey - Word Search Belt Drive BettyrsquosWordsearchR R

How come we put a man on the moon before realizing it would be a good idea to put

wheels on suitcases

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SK News Events

Dare to KnowWhat your body

needs to heal itself

The BodyTalk Systemwith Practitioner Bev Groot

To book an appointment or find out more about the BodyTalk System call

3069815686

Upcoming SK EventsAll Events

Select arrows to view events

You might be a redneck if yoursquove been married 3 times and you still have the

same in laws

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My mother taught me about TIME TRAVELldquoIf you donrsquot straighten up Irsquom going to knock you into the middle of next weekrdquo

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The Grande Prairie Toys for Tots season opener

by Belt Drive Betty

Our local Grande Prairie Toys for Tots group hosts a number of events all riding seasonThe first of those events was their annual swap meet which was held at the Army Navy Air Force Club on Saturday May 10thThere was great participation from the business community with vendors like Bear Biker Wear coming all the way from Bonnyville and Bentleyrsquos from Crestomere in central Alberta adding to the local vendorsA couple of the riding clubs were on hand and I got to interview Manimal of the Chozen Breed and Barb from the Iron Sirens ndash two great local riding clubs that are growing here in Grande Prairie

in search of

lost indians

Pages 1 - 8by Ken Aiken

Continued Next Page

Bentleys Motosicle Pain Tin

Contents

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener

35-37 The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener38-39 Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful40-44 ON News Events45-48 ON Events49-50 Sport - News Events51 Sports Events52 Website Tip of the Week53 Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events54-56 ON Events57 ON Events - Classified AD of the Week58-60 Support Our Troops61 QC Events62 Moto Moncton NB Events63 NB Events64 NB News Events65 WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events66-68 NS Events69-70 NL Events

Irsquove been in love with the same woman or 49 years If my wife ever

finds out shersquoll kill me

RR

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I also got some time with Jamie the new president of Toys for Tots and Seth the new vice presidentThese two along with the rest of the board and volunteers did a great job of organizing the event and by the looks of things they are on to a

ragingly successful season They have a ton of events planned to support our local kidsOther vendors included Uncle Buckrsquos ndash they make the BEST beef jerky around this part of the country and members of the Grandview Hutterite colony were out with some amazing gloves both gauntlets and working gloves The quality of the tanning dying and stitching is utterly fabulous Righteous Cycles was the only local bike shop on hand but they had lots to offerA wide variety of parts were on hand for almost

every brand of motorcycle out there and there were some jewelry and clothing vendors on hand as wellThere were only two vacant tables The traffic was good and the ANAVETS club did a brisk business selling breakfast and later lunchThe one thing I love about these season opener events is that a person gets to see people that

Continued from Previous Page

Continued Next Page

Chozen Breed Booth

Bear and Penny Bear and his bride Penny

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Continued from Previous Pagehave been in hibernation all winter Heck I saw people that I havenrsquot seen in two and three years and it was fantasticOur local Toys for Tots does amazing work in our community and they deserve the support of every dealer and rider in the region Their next event is the Kneez in the Breeze run on May 24th Check out their poster and if you can consider attending

it I know that I had a blast last yearI myself have to be at my Defense Fund Poker Run in Nisku at Blackjacks but if you are in Grande Prairie and area and are looking for a great group to ride and share the day with you wonrsquot find much finer that the guys and gals of Grande Prairie Toys for Tots

- BDB

Righteous Cycles

Righteous Cycles

Randy Cholach and sister Patty

Iron Sirens Booth

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Itrsquos a beautiful day and you feel like going for a ride on your ATV UTV or motorcycle On the trails along the roads and waterways or on the edge of the woods there are sometimes toxic plants that are dangerous to our health Poison Ivy is more common but others are not as well known such as Giant Hogweed To help you identify them when you make stops during these rides let me show in this article three toxic plants that you may come acrossGiant HogweedShort story Originating in the Caucasus it was probably introduced to North America as an ornamental plant It has since taken root and become widespread in many European countries as well as Australia New Zealand the United States and Canada In Quebec it is considered to be an invasive alien plantDescription It can measure 2 to 5 metres high and 30 centimetres to 1 metre after mowing or cutting Its stem is robust covered in white hairs and raspberry red to purple spots spread out and well defined The leaves can reach up to 15 metres

wide by 3 metres longToxic part Its sap (a colourless odourless liquid secreted by all parts of the plant)Effects Contact with the sap followed by exposure to the sun is odourless but can produce dermatitis up to 48 hours after exposure This is characterized by redness of the skin and swelling blisters or even skin lesions at times serious resembling first or second-degree burnsPlaces Disturbed wetlands (along waterways

ditches roads etc)Take note After the wounds heal brown or white spots can linger for many months or even years on the affected areas and they can remain sensitive to the lightCanadian provinces where it is found British Columbia Ontario Quebec New BrunswickSources Deacutevelopppement durable Environnement Faune et Parcs du gouvernement du Queacutebec Santeacute et services sociaux du Queacutebec (French version only) Espace pour la vie de MontreacutealWild ParsnipDescription The flowers have light yellow-green umbels The first year the plant generally presents a low rosette of fusiform leaves while the roots are developing and flowers in the second year on a long stem before dying

Continued Next Page

V I S I T U S A T

W W W K I M P E X N E W S C O MW W W K I M P E X C O M

Hog Weed

Wild Parsnip

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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Toxic part Its sapEffects Like the Giant Hogweed its sap contains chemical products which on human skin can cause reactions similar to serious burns rashes or blistersPlaces Disturbed environments (abandoned yards open fields alongside roads etc)Take note The plantrsquos chemical composition is known to reduce weight gain and decrease fertility in cattle that eat itCanadian provinces where it is found In all provinces and territories with the exception of NunavutSources Canadian Biodiversity Information Facility from Governement of Canada Ministry of Natural Resources from Governement of OntarioPoison IvyDescription A woody perennial plant with creeping climbing or bushy glossy leaves

Toxic part Its sap contains a toxic resin (present in all parts of the plant except the pollen) Any contact with a broken part of the plant a contaminated object or an animal runs the risk of provoking a reaction The seriousness of the reaction depends on individual sensitivity the amount of sap in contact with the skin and exposed areas of the body

Effects A rash manifested by intense itching and redness Swelling and blisters can also be seen all usually between 24 to 48 hours after contact

Places River banks clearings the edge of the woods along roads etc

Take note Inhalation of smoke coming from burning Poison Ivy plants provokes an extremely painful eruption of the lining of the lungs which can lead to respiratory problems and even death

Canadian provinces where it is found In all provinces with the exception of Newfoundland-Labrador

Sources Governement of Canada Health Espace pour la vie Montreacuteal

Continued from Previous Page

Poison Ivy

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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On May 7th the official Road Captain was announced for the 4th Annual Bob Probert Ride This yearrsquos honourary grand marshal is the beautifully talented Emmy Award nominated Jacqueline MacInnes

Wood Thatrsquos right our very own hometown Canadian actress disc jockey singer television host and skilled motorcycle rider will lead the estimated 1100 motorcycles on June 22nd from Thunder Road Harley-Davidson Born in Windsor Ontario she is best known for her role as Steffy Forrester on the long-running American soap opera The Bold and the Beautiful She is also the younger sister to Dani Probert the Event Co-Chair for the Bob Probert RideFor the past four years riders in vests leather boots and blue jeans revved their

engines honouring the late hockey player Bob Probert while benefitting cardiac care at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Itrsquos a fitting tribute given that Bob was a Harley-Davidson enthusiast himself and also loved participating in charity ridesJacqueline now joins the small list of past

Continued Next Page

Mike Bechard

2014 Bob Probert Ride Media LaunchON News Events

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road captains such as former hockey players and Bobrsquos teammates Tony Amonte Sheldon Kennedy and Chris Chelios All of whom led a brigade of motorcycles following a scenic routearound Windsor and Essex County riding along the water and through the county settings showcasing the arearsquos beautyThe route has planned stops in Amherstburg Colchester Belle River and the Riverside Sportsmenrsquos Club mdashthe final stop Each stop is unique and gives the riders an opportunity to get something to eat and drink while a chance to win some awesome prizes like autographed Original Six jerseysBob Probert was a local hockey icon and an enforcer who played in the National Hockey League

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for 16 seasons with the Detroit Red Wings and the Chicago Blackhawks He passed away in 2010 after suffering a heart attack while on his boat out on Lake St Clair Dani Probert Bobrsquos widow has been organizing the memorial ride since its inception in 2011 That year was especially significant because

it was the first year that she was actually able to process the overwhelming amount of supportIn the last three years motorcyclists werenrsquot the only ones who turned out for the memorial ridemdashthousands of spectators stood at the side of the road to cheer the riders on at the different stops All participants of the Bob Probert Ride have risen over $300000 to fund the expansion of the cardiac care unit at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Windsor unfortunately has one of the highest rates of cardiac emergencies in Canada and there is not enough room to meet the demands As a result routine procedures are often rescheduled to make way for emergency cases Dani Probert and the hospital boardrsquos ultimate goal are to make the unit open 247 and have two beds available for angioplasty instead of just oneItrsquos hard to put into words how the communityrsquos support has helped Dani and her four children Brogan Tierney Jack and Declyn after such an immense loss In addition the family looks forward to this yearrsquos ride being even bigger with riders from

all over including Michigan paying homage to their father ldquoThe Enforcerrdquo Bob ProbertThe date for the 2014 Bob Probert Ride is June 22nd and all up-to-date information can be found on the website wwwprobertridecomRide safe ride freeMike ldquoChopperrdquo Bechard

Continued from Previous Page

ON News Events

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The 2014 ldquoRide for MSrdquo now in its 6th year is on Sunday September 21 2014 Shar Good Event Organizer recounts ldquoIt has been a learning experience receiving the help of Mike Bechard of the Lone Wolf Clubhouse back in the beginning to bring to life my dream of an event such as this since my diagnosis of Multiple

Sclerosis in 1985 I wanted to make a difference and help in any way I couldrdquo Good explains ldquoMultiple Sclerosis is the most commonly diagnosed neurological disease found in individuals between the ages of 15 to 40mdashthis area of Southwestern Ontario has a high number of affected people Reports from local neurologists tell us that approximately 700 to 800 citizens in our area have been diagnosedGood went on to say ldquoAll motorcycle riders are welcome to participate in the Ride for MS poker run to benefit the Windsor-Essex County Chapter of the MS Society of Canada This great ride starts and ends with a full course family style dinner at the Columbus Center of South Windsor 2014 Columbus Drive in Windsor Registration begins at 900AM and will run until 1030AM Registration Fees are as follows Rider $30 (FREE with $100 in Pledges) Passenger $20 (Free with $100 in Pledges) Participants are encouraged to collect pledges to receive pledge awards that start at $200 with Gas Cards awarded for pledges starting at $250 The Pledge Award Tier is provided on the pledge sheet available for download at wwwlonewolfclubhousecom and wwwmssocietycachaptersessexcommunityhtm The first stop of the poker run will be The Leaf in Windsor where you are welcome to have a full breakfast from the menu followed by stops at The

Sandbar Waterfront Grill (providing lunch specials) Birdiersquos Perch out in Leamington (providing FREE bottled water) the Pelee Island Winery in Kingsville (providing FREE wine tasting) Crabby Joersquos in Essex with the last optional stop being at Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery where you will receive a 6th optional card for your poker handrdquo Shar goes on to explain the 6th poker stop is optional giving you an extra chance to get either the Best or Worst Poker Hand of the day and win a prize for each Six stops in total are allocated along the 100 mile route Itrsquos so much fun itrsquos wonderful to be able to host a fundraiser that puts a smile on everyonersquos facerdquo Once back at the Columbus Center of S Windsor there is a family style dinner and an opportunity to participate in a 5050 Draw a Chinese Auction and a Gift Certificate Grab Bag There are Door Prizes for the ride participants using their Free Door Prize ticket they received upon Registration Good goes on to welcome non-riders as there are DINNER ONLY TICKETS available for $25 each and when purchasing in a set of 2 tickets a tax receipt for $20 will be issued Shar reiterates ldquoBikers Sponsors Volunteers amp Contributors to the event make it happen We have been blessed in the past and again this year with this event being sponsored by DIAMOND SPONSORSHIPS Biz X The Leaf Families First amp Leather King and RUBY SPONSORSHIPS UNIFOR Local 444 Robinson Motorcycle Avon Canada Fran Sales CrsquoEst Bon Lone Wolf Clubhouse Comfort Inn Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery Pelee Island Winery Sandbar Waterfront Grill Steversquos Auto Shine Birdiersquos Perch Canadian Tire (Tecumseh Rd E Windsor) Molson Coors and Belt Drive Betty The contributions of businesses in our community of door prizes and auction items add personality to the event

Good is happy to report ldquoTo date the Ride for MS has raised $33900 that has been used in assisting those with MS to subsidize the purchase of much needed assisted that enhance the quality of their

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ON News Events

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livesrdquo As Event Planner amp Creator Good observes first hand how the money raised facilitates those living with multiple sclerosis Having MS herself she works with the Windsor-Essex County Chapter as a past board member aiding their membership almost on a daily basis Good reflects on her past involvement with the society and what she learned ldquoI was amazed with how much the special equipment cost and was surprised with the amounts that were not covered The depths that the society had to go through to make sure people with MS got

the equipment they needed when they needed it amazed merdquo This is where the Ride for MS and the funds raised from this event come into play ldquoThe society informs the participant of this event annually at the dinner as to how the funds raised were used which is importantrdquo says Good ldquothe feeling you get when a recipient of these funds find out you are a participant of the event that helped them obtain a piece of equipment gives you a hug and says thank you is surrealrdquoJoin us on Sunday September 21st and make someonersquos wish for a better quality of life become a reality For more information you may contact Shar at (519) 798-3858 or by email at shar54xplornetca SUBJECT Ride for MS

ON News Events

Whatever you do in life always give 100 Unless yoursquore

donating blood

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Grand Bendrsquos ldquoVintage Bike DaysrdquoThis years Annual ldquoShow amp Shinerdquo event will be held in Grand Bend and takes place on Sunday July 20 2014 from 1000am until around 1pm right on Grand Bendrsquos Main Street (exact location will be announced soon)Again this year there is no registration fee no official judging no vendors and itrsquos NOT a swap-meet but there will be a group ride from Main Street to the Grand Bend MOTORPLEX Raceway

to enjoy the Vintage Road Racing Associations ldquoSUMMER CLASSICrdquo EventVintage related club and group displays are encouragedJust show up and proudly show off your scooters and motorcycles All makes and models of Vintage amp Classic bikes are most welcomeFind us on Facebook httpwwwfacebookcompagesGrand-Bends-Vintage-Bike-Days204561802964090sk=wallampapp_data

HHR RouteDetails are here We are assembling in front of the HQ building at CFB Trenton with the ride departing at 1145 Due to some issues related to our permit that could not be resolved in the short time remaining before our Ride we in the interest in safety and the show must go on have decided to move our Rally to the Whitby Entertainment Centrum This is where the ride will end It is the same location as our assembly last yearJoin us as we welcome home our HEROES as the mission has ended in Afghanistan for our Canadian ForcesHope to see many of you there

ON Events

2930 Haldimand Road 20 Cayuga1st Annual Autism Rodeo amp Family Day Charity Event to raise funds for Autism

11am-5pm Family Time bull Live bands ~ TBAbull Kids Gamesbull Face Paintingbull Free BBQ amp Drink with admission

5pm-2am Adults ONLY~Rodeo Timebull Motorcycle Gamesbull Show N Shine bull Pig Roastbull Live Bands ~ TBAbull Beer Kegs

Overnight Camping (Adults Only) Sponsors

raquo Motorcycle Enhancements raquo Tattz AndCompany raquo Black widow paintball amp Airsoftl raquo Mainway Sports raquo Action Auto raquo Paula Manto Swick Registered Disability

Savings Plan Rep raquo CrazeePaint Airbrushing

VendorsTattz AndCompanyBlack widow Paintball amp AirsoftPaula Manto Swick Registered Disability Savings Plan Rep

All proceeds go to Autism Awarenes

Autism Rodeo amp Family Day - August 2nd 2014

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ON Events

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ON Events

Why a round pizza gets delivered in a square box

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ON Events

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ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo Winner of Combined SOAR and RACE Events Get CSBK National Support (csbkca)This Ontario motorcycle roadracing season sanctioning groups SOAR and RACE are working together with a pair of Series race

weekends SOAR is hosting the RACE group at Grand Bend Raceway on June 13-15 while RACE returns the favor by hosting SOAR racers at Shannonville Motorsport Park June 27-29 As part of this co-promotion Dunlop racing tire distributor Pro 6 Cycle and the National Mopar CSBK organizing group have also joined up to provide a special bonus for Amateur Sport Bike

Continued Next Page

Dunlop Amateur Showdown winner to get National support

Sports - News Events

ADULTA person who has stopped

growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle

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class (approx 600cc) competitors A two round points-paying Series will recognize the appropriate Sport Bike-type class races at the SOAR and RACE-hosted events determining the top rising star in that category The racer who achieves the best combined result from the two race ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo will receive a competition award sponsoring their entry for the final Amateur Sport Bike Mopar CSBK National rounds at Canadian Tire Motorsport Park August 15-17Dunlop distributor Pro 6 Cycle and CSBK will supply competitor entry and racing tires to the winner of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo for the

CTMP National weekend The entry will include both Saturday and Sunday Amateur Sport Bike double header rounds with the successful Amateur competitor receiving a maximum of six Dunlop DOT-type class appropriate racing tires for use during the three day eventThe winning competitor must not have held a Pro motorcycle roadracing License nor can they have competed in more than two previous National races SOAR and RACE organizers will be the final judges of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo and ensure that all competitors respect the structure and spirit of the bonus competitionFor more information please check the SOAR (soaracingca) and RACE Events (Shannonvillecom) official web sites

Sports - News Events

DatesMay 16thJune 20thJuly 25thAugust 15thSeptember 12th

Registration opens at 5pm on the day of the event followed by racing at 7pm All racers must havevalid motorcycle drivers licensefull faced Snell 05 approved helmetgauntlet style leather glovesleather jacketleather bootscompetitors exceeding 120 mph will be required to wear full leathersMotorcycles must be in good working order and will be required to pass tech inspection prior to their first pass CLICK HERE for additional information on the Mission Raceway Park and their street legal Friday night races

2014 CMDRA Bracket Racing at Mission Raceway

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Sports Events

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

THE 27th

THREE DAY

May 171819 ndash 2014 ndash at Scotch Creek

All usual Classes ndash Entry $25 per day - $10 Vintage - Kids free

The Old Guy in 1971

Dean Seaman 2014

171819 ndash 2014 ndash171819 ndash 2014 ndash

This year the event will enter a new era with a two day Modern Trial

Total results will count for the overall Championship

Round 2 in Rocky Mountain House ABRound 3 in Ymir BC

We also have planned a Kids Trialon the Saturday night for

Both Electric and engine powered bikes Camping is good with Porta -Potties on site

Call for details of Motels etc

Phone Outlaw Dave for further info (250) 545-6139Directions - Follow the road to Scotch Creek from Hiway one West of Sorrento Then turn left

At Leopold road at the top of the hill after you leave town (Tire sign on left) red arrows from that point

A big thanks to the land owners for the use of this fantastic area

Modern Trial - Saturday amp Sunday - Vintage Monday Start time 10am all three days

13 13 13 13 13 13

For13 Immediate13 Release13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 May13 813 201413 13 CMDRA13 Announces13 Revised13 201413 Schedule13 13 The13 Canadian13 Motorcycle13 Drag13 Racing13 Association13 is13 releasing13 details13 of13 their13 updated13 201413 schedule13 The13 six13 race13 series13 which13 includes13 events13 in13 British13 Columbia13 Alberta13 and13 Ontario13 required13 revision13 following13 the13 unexpected13 announcement13 of13 the13 suspension13 of13 operations13 at13 one13 of13 the13 venues13 included13 in13 the13 original13 schedule13 13

Revised13 201413 Schedule13 June13 141513 13 Grand13 Bend13 Motorplex13 Grand13 Bend13 ON13 June13 2213 (113 day13 event)13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 July13 121313 13 13 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13 August13 232413 13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 Fort13 St13 John13 BC13 September13 6713 13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 September13 272813 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13

13

13 13

13 CMDRA13 Executive13 Director13 Kevin13 Shupac13 commented13 ldquoThe13 CMDRA13 is13 sincerely13 thankful13 for13 the13 support13 the13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 and13 Castrol13 Raceway13 and13 all13 of13 the13 tracks13 the13 CMDRA13 will13 visit13 in13 201413 We13 would13 also13 like13 to13 thank13 our13 members13 for13 their13 patience13 during13 the13 past13 four13 weeksrdquo13 13 13

13 13

infocmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 13 wwwcmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 1877580900813 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 TwitterCMDRA201413 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 Facebook13 CMDRA13

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR After your hands become coated with

grease your nose will begin to itch

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Did you know that BeltDriveBettycom has the most comprehensive database of Canadian Riding Clubs on the on the internet Wersquove revamped our Riding Club directory and wersquod like to know what you think Itrsquos indexed by Province and by Type of Riding Club for easy browsing

bull Brand Specificbull Cruising and Touringbull Military bull Lifestylebull Occupation-Relatedbull Rider Rights and Freedomsbull Vintagebull Sportsbull Womenrsquos Riding Clubsbull Motorcycle Ministries

httpwwwbeltdrivebettycomcommunityriding-clubs

TIP OF THE WEEK RIDING CLUBS section REVAMPED

on Facebook has photo albums for each province and month filled with tons of events

httpwwwfacebookcomCanadianMotorcycleEventsphotos_albums

Visit our page and go to the photos link once there click on albums to find the Province and month you are interested in

You can also use our national calendars at wwwcanadianmotorcycleeventscom - filled with even more event information you can sort them right down to only one province and they are highly shareable

Our CANADIAN MOTORCYCLE EVENTS

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

ldquoIf yoursquore going to kill each other do it outside I just finished cleaningrdquo

Website Tip of the Week

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Tides roll in and tides roll out

There arenrsquot too many things in life that are predictable but ocean tides are one of them

Our family just returned from a short vacation on a Vancouver Island beach and I found the tides fascinating

Incoming tides covered the beach and at high tide you could literally see all the sandcastles wood forts and creations literally disappear under the water never to be seen again

The outgoing tides revealed a clean fresh canvas and some sea-life caught in the tidal pools left behind or laying helplessly on the beach Seagulls swooped down to shell covered areas of the beach in search of oysters that had been stranded on the half kilometer sandy beach as the eagles hovered above looking for their next snack

I could not help but think about the lsquoTides of Lifersquo where we know that until our number comes up and we face eternal judgment each day the sun will come up we will spend time with those people whom we love (family friends) and with people whom we would most likely prefer not to be spending time with (school work) and we will experience all the good and not so good that the

tides of life bring our way Night will come and in the morning we will repeat the cycle all over again

As a born-again believer I felt the tide analogy was an appropriate one The ocean washes away everything left on the beach and when we ask Christ for the forgiveness of our sins he literally washes them away Check out this verse from ldquoOur Ownerrsquos Manual for Liferdquo found in Psalm 103 verse 12 ldquoHe has removed our sins as far from us as the east is from the westrdquo

Our biker church exists to take the ldquoGood Newsrdquo and the ldquoSalvation Messagerdquo to un-churched bikers here on the West Coast In fact our prayer is that the Holy Spirit would become like a raging wildfire touching the hearts and lives of bikers resulting in an assurance of eternity with our Jesus in heaven and a life on this earth that takes on new meaning and purpose

If you think riding your scoot along a seaside highway on a hot summerrsquos day is something special just wait until you do it when Jesus Christ is at the controls of your lifehellip there is no greater lsquohighrsquo and bigger lsquorushrsquo than this All it takes is a few short words ask Jesus to forgive you for your sins tell him you that you want him to be Lord of your life Follow this up with prayer and bible reading and oh yeahhellip believe that he does in fact lsquohave your backrsquo in this life

Ride safe Ride true

Pastor Chuck

Canadian Riders Support Program Network

By joining the Canadian Riders Support Program you volunteer to provide assistance to broken down riders in your area This assistance may include providing information about nearby repair shops towing accommodations making phone calls providing directions etc While some Canadian Riders have expressed that they would be able to provide help with tools wrenching towing and even temporary accommodations the level of assistance you may provide is totally up to you as you feel comfortable and safe to do soLetrsquos face it most of us have been there away from home and broke down by the side of the road Canadian Rider Members are also listed in Belt Drive Bettyrsquos Little Black Book a resource directory currently carried in the saddlebags of thousands of Canadian Riders As a ldquoThank Yourdquo from Belt Drive Betty Canadian Riders Support Network Members receive The Busted Knuckle Chronicles E-Subscription free of charge

Come join us at httpwwwcanadianridersca

Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events

Pastor Chuck

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ON Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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ON - Events

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Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

ON News - ON Events

If everything seems to be going well you have obviously

overlooked something

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Classified Ad of the Week

2002 Tiny Mite Cargo Trailer

Stock CTRL0033 Colour Blue Features Very clean trailer in excellent condition tons of storage good quality cargo trailer at a good price

Price $ 2495 CAD NO GST

Contact

Trike Zone

(780) 389-3344

Mulhurst Bay AB

Email edwardtrikezonecom

ON Events - Classified AD of the Week

Upcoming ON EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

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Join Veterans Law Enforement First Responders and their supporters from both Canada and the US on this overnight cross border ride to Wenatchee Washington June 7th 2014Check out httpcanamveteransrideweeblycom for details laquoHalf The Fun is Getting Thereraquo

Support Our Troops

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Support Our Troops

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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Support Our Troops

Upcoming SOT EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

Are you a veteran who owns a businessWould you like to promote your products or services but find advertising expensive

Get 50 off your first 6 months of advertisingContact Belt Drive Betty to find out about the

Veteranrsquos Business Starter Programbdbettygmailcom

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Tee Shirts Patches amp More in the BDB Store

We appreciate your support

wwwbdbstorecom

QC EVENTS

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What did the elephant say to the naked man How do you breathe through that

tiny thing

Ah lsquoFridayrsquo my second favorite F-word

August 7 - 10 2014 - In the Heart of Downtown MonctonThe MotoMoncton Festival was first launched in August of 2011 with motorcyclists from near and taking over Monctonrsquos downtown core This three-day event featured motorcycle stunt shows a burnout competition group rides throughout Southeastern New Brunswick a bike cruise through Moncton live entertainment on Main Street and much moreIn 2012 the City of Moncton was pleased to host another weekend of motorcycle madness in downtown Moncton and to welcome bikers from across the region and across the country as the city hosted both MotoMoncton and the 17th Canadian National Harley Owners Group Rally Moncton was honoured to be chosen as host city for this national event and together with MotoMoncton the HOG Rally proved to be yet another exciting motorcycle weekend in the cityThis past August 2013 MotoMoncton organizers were yet again pleased to host another successful weekend of exciting activity with thousands visiting the festival grounds throughout the weekend

The festival an initiative of the City of Moncton is made possible by the support of various partners including Downtown Moncton Centre-Ville Inc various local motorcycle dealers and clubs and other community partners

For more information and sponsorship enquiries please contact 506-383-7020 506-877-7700 of by Email infomotomonctoncaOr visit motomonctonca

MOTO MONCTON NB EVENTS

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What are three words a woman never wants to hear when shersquos making love ldquoHoney Irsquom homerdquo

NB EVENTS

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club would be very pleased if you would help support our up coming charity event in support of the DECH Childrenrsquos Ward

This year our Toy Ride takes place June 14th 2014 We are celebrating our 30th Ride Register early to receive a limited Edition 30th Anniversary Shirt

Registration forms online at

httpfrederictonmotorcycleclubcaHomephp

The ride begins at the parking lot of the Canadian Tire Two Nations Crossing (North Side) On site registration between 930 am amp 1045 am Ride begins at 11 am sharp

The Motorcyclist will enjoy a scenic country ride via Nashwack Bridge to Stanley At the Stanley school there will be a barbeque Show-N-Shine 5050 draw silent auction etc

The group will return via the Royal Road ending up at the DECH for the presentations of the Toys and monies raised to the Child Life Unit of the DECH

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club has been the most consistent supporter of the DECH Childrenrsquos Life Unit since 1985 All of the funds raised and Toys collected go to the hospitalized Children

Please share this email with all your friends Help us Brighten A Childrsquos Stay

Fredricton Motorcycle Club Toy Ride

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Where Royal Canadian Legion Branch 350 Port DalhousieWhen Saturday 7 June Blessing starts 11am followed by the Show and Shine

Show and Shine Entry fee $1000

11 trophies up for grabsbull Best in Show 1st 2nd 3rd placebull Best cruiser 1st amp 2nd placebull Best touring 1st and 2nd placebull Best sport bike 1st amp 2nd placebull Best sport touring 1st amp 2nd place

BBQ burgers and sausage on a bun for sale 5050 draw coffee and donutsAll proceeds to support the Royal Canadian Legion Port DalhousieI challenge all Bike clubs in the Niagara area to attend this wonderful event Hosted by the Working Stiffs Riding ClubCanadian Legion Branch 350 Located at 600 Ontario St St Catharines ON L2N 7P8 (Known as Port Dalhousie ) 905-934-1261 Please use Joe Caruso as a contact andor myself Joes email address is kawasaki07bellnet andor faronleonardhotmailcom Thank You look forward to meeting some day

Blessing of the Motorbikersquos and Show and Shine

NB News Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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Actor WisdomThere are four questions of value in lifehellip What is sacred Of what is the spirit made What is worth living for and what is worth dying for The answer to each is the same Only love~ Johnny Depp

Polymath WisdomBelieve none of what you hear and half of what you see- Benjamin Franklin

Spiritual Leader WisdomHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else yoursquore the one who gets burned ~ Buddha

Educator WisdomPeople who consider themselves victims of their circumstances will always remain victims unless they develop a greater vision for their lives ~ Stedman Graham~

Spiritual Teacher WisdomIt is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living ~ Eckhart Tolle

Lithographer WisdomA positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort ndash Herm Albright

I just got back from a pleasure trip I took my mother-in-law to

the airport

WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events

R RWYZWMNrsquoSWORDS TO THE WISE

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Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

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NS Events

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I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

Select Arrows to view events

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A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

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Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

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  • BC Events
  • International News Events
  • National Events
  • From the Depths of File 13 - I Hate Mondays
  • AB News - Events
  • David Pocock - AB Events
  • Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events
  • RAGE - SK Events
  • SK Events
  • Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle
  • Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List
  • bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events
  • SK News - Word Search
  • SK News Events
  • MB Events
  • The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener
  • Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful
  • ON News Events
  • ON Events
  • sport - News Events
  • Sports Events
  • Website Tip of the Week
  • Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events
  • ON Events
  • ON Events - Classified AD of the Week
  • Support Our Troops
  • QC Events
  • NB Events
  • NB News Events
  • WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events
  • NS Events
  • NL Events
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In Search Of Lost Indians

place of the chair (Harley-Davidson would follow in 1914 with their Forecar) The Tri-Car and Van along with a tandem seat for the 2 frac14 hp Indian Roadster were presented as being part of a modular concept ldquosix vehicles embraced in onerdquo The Tri-Car and Van soon disappeared from the companyrsquos sales brochures but the introduction of the more powerful V-twin motorcycle in 1907 made these attachments even more popular Sadly I know of no surviving examples but extant personal photos from the pre-war era suggest that a large number were producedIn the Wheels Through Time museum resides an unusual 1913 Indian Although Dale Walksler has labeled it as a prototype it bears little relationship to the mechanical style of Oscar Hedstrom Itrsquos fitted with numerous non-standard parts and redundant systemsmdashtwo Splitdorf magnetos two Continued Next Page

The WILD Atlantic Way is callingCome discover 2500KM of wild rugged beauty

filled with twists and turns that are made for motorcycling

Officially approved by Tourism Ireland

We are riders too

Celtic Rider Motorcycle Rental amp Tours is a 100 Irish owned

company and a national multi-award winning Tour company

wwwcelticridercom

Continued from Previous Page

The Indian Bandit Chaser was introduced during the last months of 1927 The first order of six Bandits was

produced for the NYPD Francis Gallagher and Bill Hurley of the Springfield Police Department pose in this photo but publicity releases featured A P Schuler and J

Heney of New Yorkrsquos Finest

5000 of these were produced for service in Newark NJ and Baltimore MD alone Yet have you ever seen pho-

tos of these taxis

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In Search Of Lost Indians

kickstarters two decompression releases two starter levers two stands two tool boxes two fuel lines with shut off vales dual brake and clutch controls and dual exhaustmdashand the final clue a ldquoBrdquo-size (for bus) acetylene tank fitted to the

rear rack to fuel the headlamp This factory-built machine was obviously designed for an endurance feat perhaps for the series held in the deserts of the Southwest beginning on October 31 1913 or initially designed for EG ldquoCannonballrdquo Bakerrsquos transcontinental attempt (The first 1914 Two-Speed Tourist Standard electric model motorcycles off the assembly line [in May 1913] were rushed to

a San Francisco dealer by rail to allow to set out on his record-setting transcontinental journey) We may never knowHendee Manufacturing went into the sidecar business in 1913 and began marketing them with the 1914 line up of motorcycles Then came WWI It was the use of motorcycle sidecars as ambulances machine gun mounts courier vehicles and ammunition transport that proved how versatile three-wheeled vehicles could be

Continued from Previous Page

The 1910 Indian Aero V airplane engineIndian delivery sidecar An Indian Delivery Van Note

the spare tire and the telescopic shock absorbers on the pillion seat

Apparently designed for a long-distance endurance event this 1913 Indian is fitted with numerous redundant

components

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In Search Of Lost IndiansThe Indian Parcel Car became one of the first post-war production models offered for 1920 The 1920s saw side cars designed as taxis and all manner of specialty delivery vehicles The Indian Motocycle Company actively promoted the use of sidcar-equipped motorcycles for retail businesses during this decade Their 1928 brochure advertises the Indian Service Car with ldquosix novel body designs to choose fromrdquo and the chassis sold for $65 compared to $100 for a Princess Sidecar Two of the more interesting of the lost Indians are the ldquoIndian Bandit Chaserrdquo and Indian Chief Fire

Patrol both introduced during the last two months of 1927The Bandit Chaser was an armored police vehicle with protective shields made of 116-inch ldquocruciblerdquo steel with windows of 78-inch safety glass and a gun port The Princess sidecar was lined with armor plate and there were leg shields of the same material for the driver It was claimed to be completely bullet proof and the armor to add only

Continued Next Page

Continued from Previous Page

The 1931 Indian Dispatch-Tow originated from this patent design although the very similar appearing Traffic Car

(VC-13) wouldnrsquot appear until 1936

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40 lbs to the Indian Chief and sidecar with ldquono sacrifice to speed power and ease of handlingrdquo Photos prove that at least five Bandit Chasers were built for the NYPD and the initial Indian PR release features two of New Yorkrsquos Finest

National Rapid Fire Revolver Champion A P Schuler and Officer J Heney The Indian fire vehicle was equipped with a 25-gallon chemical tank and pump two 25 gallon extinguishers (one foam and one soda-acid type) 100 feet of chemical hose four 15-quart carbon-Tetrachloride extinguishers a firemanrsquos axe two

steel brooms for grass fires a pike pole and a crowbar Powered by a Chief 74 it carried two firemen and the company claimed the half-ton Indian Chief Fire Patrol could reach speeds of 65 mph Built in conjunction with American La France they were designed for rapid response and small fires

In Search Of Lost Indians

Continued Next Page

Continued from Previous Page

One of few Indian Traffic Cars to have survived resides in the Wheels Through Time museum

This new Delivery Van was introduced in August 1927 for the 1928 model year Although this was one of the

pre made models the company advertised custom build designs according to the nature of the business This one was fitted with two Gladstone bags a brief case a portable typewriter and a complete assortment of riding

equipment

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Itrsquos hard to determine what happened to these Indian models as the turbulent years from 1928 to 1930 were filled with a succession of four different presidents and boards of directors It was a time of stock manipulation and secret projects even in the aftermath of Black Friday The Indian Shock Absorber and Indian Ventilator were being manufactured the experimental car project was axed and a natural gas powered refrigerator was developed then terminated by another incoming president The Indian Arrow outboard motor was acquired and improved under one president

promoted by another and terminated by a third Two completely different and separate airplane projects took place during that short era--the development of the Tridar amphibious plane and the building of the Continental A-40 prototype engine for the Piper Club ldquoTaylorcraftrdquo The Indian company acquired controlling interest in Du Pont Motors in April 1930 and within a month the du Ponts purchased control of Indian The assembly of the last Du Pont cars took place in the motorcycle factory until January 1932 Somehow out of the tumultuous dust cloud of those years a new Indian motorcycle emergedThe anecdotal story about the development of the modern trike is that Indianrsquos chief engineer Charles Franklin was in a conversation with the management of the local Packard car dealership about the difficulty and cost in having to use two men to make repair and delivery calls to their customers Franklin went back to his office

designed a 101 Scout with two rear wheels and a differential axle and within a few weeks the service vehicle prototype was ready for testing In reality there was a special session of the board of directors on April 21 1930 where a motion was approved to seek the acquisition of the Stern three-wheeled delivery vehicle patents The Stern brothers ndashAlbert Joseph Julius and Ernestmdashhad invented a three-wheeled vehicle and at least one of their patents--filed on July 2 1930 patent 1877609 granted on September 13 1932mdashwas subsequently assigned to the Indian Motocycle Company What really happened is anyonersquos guess The Indian Dispatch-Tow (101 DT) was introduced as a 1931 model but the design drawing for Sternsrsquo patent leaves no doubt as to who invented the modern chassis-type trike There were at least three interesting passenger versions built on the Dispatch-Tow chassis

In Search Of Lost Indians

Continued Next Page

Continued from Previous Page

This Art-Deco inspired Indian trike design was actually produced for the Wobber Company Wouldnrsquot I like to

have one of these Designed in 1948 it never made it off the drawing boards

yet it looks remarkably like the Ariel made by Ducati

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In Search Of Lost IndiansContinued from Previous Page

One had a basic rear buggy-like seat another a couch-like bench and a third design had two comfortable bucket seats The history of the Dispatch-Tow has always seemed to be well documented even for the very rare 1939 Traffic Car (VC-13) but the discovery of this series of photographs has shaken my faith I now suspect that more Indians were lost during another chaotic decade filled with corporate incompetence

changing markets and World War II The Indian Side Car and the Delivery Van survived as long as the company did but design drawings and photos show that Indianrsquos designers were developing new styles as late as 1948 The Dispatch-Tow survived longer than the Springfield factory being built under the same name but as a British motorcycle Still I often wonder if in some foreign warehouse or rural barn there might still be a lost Indian waiting to be found The 1914 electrified motorcycle wouldnrsquot have required the heavy acetylene systemThe only modifications made to this stock electric model were the addition of an engine belly pan and

3-inch wide tires that required removal of the rear fender He covered 33789 miles from San Diego to New York in 11 days 12 hours and 10 minutes and earned himself the nickname ldquoCannonballrdquo

by Ken

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Northern BC TELUS Motorcycle Ride For Dad

June 14 2014 11am-330pmKinsmen Hall - Prince George - British ColumbiaJoin us for a fun-filled day of riding with a lunch poker run prizes and much more all while helping to raise money to fight prostate cancer for our local communityCharles Brunette - 250-612-1856 - cbrunetterfdgmailcom

BC Events

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BC Events

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The Blue Knights are a not-for-prot fraternal organization consisting of active and retired police men and women who enjoy riding motorcycles With over 600 chapters worldwide and 20000 members the Blue Knights promote camaraderie with the police community while actively assisting local charitable organizations

If you are an active or retired member of the police consider joining Vancouver Islandrsquos newest Blue Knights Chapter BC VIII based out of Victoria

The Blue Knights are a not-for-prot fraternal organization consisting of active and retired police men and women who enjoy riding motorcycles With over 600 chapters worldwide and 20000 members the Blue Knights promote camaraderie with the police community while actively assisting local charitable organizations

If you are an active or retired member of the police consider joining Vancouver Islandrsquos newest Blue Knights Chapter BC VIII based out of Victoria

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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The longest sentence known to man ldquoI dordquo

BC Events

Upcoming BC EventsAll Events

Select arrows to view events

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National News

Attention ALL NON Profits amp Riding Clubs

The Busted Knuckle Chronicles amp Belt Drive Betty Media offer you many

FREE ways to market your event

Through our Online Events Calendars that are highly shareable our mobile app

that works on over 2200 different phones through our

Facebook amp Twitter Network and right here in the newspaper

We are Canadarsquos ONLY Weekly Newspaper for the Canadian Riding

Communityamp wersquod love to promote your event

So what are you waiting for Get your event information into us today

Send us your stories posters and information and wersquoll help spread the word

eventsbeltdrivebettycomRemember - We canrsquot promote

what we donrsquot have

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Why were males created before females

Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy

National Events

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CONCORD Ontario (May 9 2014) ndash Take a break from the rat race on June 22-23 to join the

thousands of Harley-Davidsonreg motorcycle riders around the world who are shedding the shackles of responsibility and hitting the open road during the Harley-Davidsonreg World RideldquoFor these two days riders will unite to blow off the daily grind and celebrate that being free is a lot more funrdquo said Nigel Villiers Harley-Davidson Director of Integrated Consumer Experience ldquoRiding is more appreciated when you can steal the time from something yoursquod rather not be doing so let the meetings and honey-dos wait until Tuesday and just riderdquo

One World Two Days Millions of MilesLaunched in 2008 by the Harley Owners Groupreg as Million Mile Monday the annual riding event was expanded into the two-day Harley-Davidsonreg World Ride in 2012 to give more riders worldwide an opportunity to participate In 2012 participants logged 77 million miles but last year as riders celebrated the 110th Anniversary of the Harley-Davidson Motor Company and the 30th Anniversary of HOGreg riders from 66 countries blitzed that record by more than 25 per cent tallying an official total of more than 10 million miles Riders logged their miles solo in groups large and small and through a variety of dealer-lead events around the world united by their shared passion for motorcycling

Whether itrsquos across town cross-country or anything in between every mile counts and can be recorded by logging into the Harley-Davidsonreg online mileage accumulator at h-dcomworldride where a rolling odometer will record the collective distance travelled by all participants in the World RideldquoEvery mile we ride together strengthens the bonds between riders and showcases to the world the powerful expression of freedom the World Ride representsrdquo Villiers said New for 2014 ride participants can also log their post-ride mileage directly onto the World Ride website from mobile devices and share their riding stories and photographs on social media sites like Facebook and Twitter using the hashtag HDworldride Participants can also download a certificate of participation after logging their mileage on the World Ride website To learn more about the Harley-Davidsonreg World Ride visit h-dcomworldride About Deeley Harley-Davidsonreg CanadaDeeley Harley-Davidsonreg Canada is the exclusive Canadian distributor of Harley-Davidsonreg motorcycles Genuine Motor Parts and Accessories and MotorClothesreg apparel which are provided through a national network of authorized Harley-Davidsonreg Retailers Office and distribution warehouse facilities are located in Richmond British Columbia and Concord Ontario

Deeley Harley-Davidsonreg Canada Media Contact

Janet Tinsley ndash Senior Manager Marketing Services and Communications ndash (905) 482-4209 email janettinlseydeeleycom

SET YOURSELF FREE ON THE HARLEY-DAVIDSONreg WORLD RIDEJoin HOGreg and Riders Around the World on the Open Road June 22-23

National Events

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I hate Mondays but probably not for the same reasons most of you dislike them

I generally love my job helping riders find the news and information that is important to them BUT

Today like every riding season Monday the news feeds are FILLED with crashes that took place over the weekend

Page after page of crash stories some about dead riders some about injured riders and some about those who got lucky

It is my job to sift through the feeds and find the information that is pertinent to Canadians and sadly I found information on three crashes all in Ontario

In the first crash a rider hit and killed a dog but

suffered minor injuries himself the second article is about a lady rider in critical condition and the third article is about a rider who died

In the case of the lady ride an east bound pickup struck her north bound motorcycle and the driver was charged with careless driving

In the case of the rider who died he got into some gravel and hit the ditch

Folks WE riders have to become so hyper aware out there we need to sharpen our skills

My heart is breaking for the families of these riders

Itrsquos not a great start to the work week and with the long weekend coming I am seriously concerned for the riding community - I beg you - PLEASE be hyper aware of your surroundings

Get out in a parking lot and practise your emergency stopping make sure your tires are inflated properly and that your motorcycle is in good repair

One other thing I would like you to consider please

wear good gear it might save your life save you tons of healing time and with the condition of our roadways and so many who drive other automobiles not paying attention or being aware isnrsquot that little extra piece of mind worth it

For the other news that could affect your day or life as a rider visit wwwbeltdrivebettycom

Until Next week I am your editor Belt Drive Betty

From the Depths of File 13 - I Hate Mondays

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Top Rocker Motorcycle Gear LtdTough Mudder is coming to the Drumheller Badlands this September Top Rocker is hoping to enter a team for this world event We have 2 team members and need at least 4 more If you think yoursquore up to the challenge and want to take on this team challenge then come and join the Top Rocker Tough Mudder team For more information send me an email to toprockergearhotmailcomNEVER HEARD OF TOUGH MUDDER Check this out httpstoughmuddercomhttpwwwyoutubecomuserToughMudder

Top Rocker Motorcycle Gear Ltd11 2 ave NRosedale Alberta T0J 2V0Phone (403) 823-4327Email toprockergearhotmailcomWebsite httptoprockergearcom

Okay Okay it all makes sense now I never looked at it this way before MENtal illness MENstrual cramps MENtal breakdown MENopause GUYnecologist

And when we have REAL trouble itrsquos a HISterectomy Ever notice how all of womenrsquos problems start with MEN

Whatrsquos the difference between chopped beef and pea soupEveryone can chop beef but not everyone can pea soup

AB News - Events

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So how many folk REALLY LOOK at their tires How often do you look at them What are you looking forPossibly the most important part of a bike safety wise are the tires Think about it these are the sole contact between the road and the bike they are

how we stop start and go around corners If the tires are too soft or too hard the bike handles VERY poorly if the tires are too worn they will not grip the road in wet conditions and are prone to going flat If you are using the wrong kind of tire for your bike that too will contribute to poor performance On a bike the contact patch is so much smaller than for a car or truck so therefore it is that much more important to us the rider

Here are some things to watch forAge of the tire How do we know what the age of the tire is Look on the side wall of the tire there will be a code which on one side of the tire will start with DOT and have at least 12 characters after the DOT the last set of numbers are the ones which will tell you the date (on the other side of the tire the code will only be the date code) Since 2000 the last set fo numbers will be four numbers the first two numbers will tell you in which week of the year the tire was made the last two will designate the year So for example 3412 this tire was made in the 34th week of 2012 Hopefully you are not riding on tires made before 2000 Tires that are too old are too hard and will not grip the road Likewise the age of the tire will affect the warranty manufacturers will warranty a tire for five years from

the date of manufacture andor four years from the date of purchase (side note here is yet another reason to keep your receipts) Tire air pressure There are notations on your bike and in the owners manual which will tell you the air pressures you should run Typically these are different pressures front and back and will also be different for differing ride conditions whether riding two-up high speed or regular riding A word of caution here until you are familiar with your bike

and how it handles follow these guide lines exactly and even after that follow these fairly closely Too little air will lead to very poor handling and the possibility that your tire might come off the rim under sever conditions like a hard corner Too high a pressure will lead to early failure of the tire and also premature wear

Continued Next Page

by David Pocock

Tires for motorcycles care and feeding

Tires For Motorcyles Care amp Feeding - AB Events

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Continued from Previous Page

Tirewheel balance As important as wheel balance is on a car consider that on a bike it is even more so on a bike A rear tire that is out of balance will contribute to sever fatigue in the rider and be bad for the general handling amongst other problems If the front tirewheel is out of balance this can be a much more dangerous problem steering will be hard in minor cases and almost impossible in the extreme If the front tire is unbalanced there will be ldquospeed wobblerdquo which can easily upset the bike even at lower speedsTread condition When tires are made there is a ldquowear barrdquo moulded in this bar will show when the tire has reached what the manufacturer feels is the limit of safe remaining tread on the tire When you see the ldquowear barrdquo get the tire replaced because any further wear will just be dangerous to you and others When you are on your new tires be cautious for the first 100 or so km because in that first little layer of rubber will be some remnants of ldquomould release compoundrdquo This ldquomould release compoundrdquo is a very slippery substance that is sprayed into the mould just before the rubber is injected so that the tire will not stick to the mould which makes for poor to low traction till it has

been worn off If it has or is raining when you go to pick your bike up after a tire change to new tires consider putting of picking your bike up till conditions are dryAs always you the rider are responsible check you tire pressures everyday you ride and have a good look at the condition of the tires at least once a week look for gouges slices bulges chunks missing from the tread or anything else that ldquodoesnrsquot look quite rightrdquo The life you save will probably be your ownRide safe we would rather talk to you than about you

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch

Tires For Motorcyles Care amp Feeding - AB Events

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Newfie Diet

A Newfie was terribly overweight so the doctor put her on a diet

ldquoI want you to eat regularly for 2 days then skip a day then eat regularly again for 2 days then skip a day Repeat this procedure for 2 weeks The next time I see you you should have lost at least 5 poundsrdquo

When the Newfie returned she shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 lbs

ldquoWhy thatrsquos amazingrdquo the doctor said ldquoDid you follow my instructionsrdquo

The Newfie nodded ldquoIrsquoll tell you though be jaesuz I trsquoaut I were going to drop dead on dat lsquotird dayrdquo

ldquoFrom the hunger you meanrdquo asked the doctor

ldquoNo from the fuckinrsquo skippinrsquordquo

Submitted by Sandra Bannerman Ontario

Volunteers

Eleven women were clinging precariously to a wildly swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on Mount Everest Ten were blonde one was a brunette

As a group they decided that one of the party should let go

If that didnrsquot happen the rope would break and everyone would perish

For an agonizing few moments no one volunteered

Finally the brunette gave a truly touching speech saying she would sacrifice herself to save the lives of the others

All the blondes applauded

Submitted by Jacqueline Archembeault Saguenay QC

Human Race

A little girl asked her mother ldquoHow did the human race come aboutrdquo

The Mother answered ldquoGod made Adam and Eve they had children and so all mankind was maderdquo

A few days later the little girl asked her father the same question The father answered ldquoMany years ago there were monkeys and we developed from themrdquo

The confused girl returns to her mother and says ldquoMom how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God and Papa says we developed from monkeysrdquo

The Mother answers ldquoWell dear it is very simple I told you about the origin of my side of the family and your father told you about his siderdquo

Continued Next Page

Vilna Ironhorse Motorcycle Show amp Shine

-Saturday June 29th 2013 On-site Camping gt Vendors Show amp Shine Prizes Music Events Fundraising

Registration from 10-11am - $1000 cash prize for best overall (spectator

favorite) Cash Categories includ Best Dressed Chopped Touring Street

Stock Vintage Best Paint Trike (selected judges) Hosted by the Vilna

amp District Chamber of Commerce - Event Contact - Ed Phone (780) 636-

3364 (2) c|o sponsored by Howlin Coyote Motorcycle Campground

- Camping - On site Convenience Store

June 28 - July 01 2013

Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events

If I agreed with you wersquod both be wrong

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Motherrsquos Shock

A mother enters her daughterrsquos bedroom and sees a letter on the wall over the bed With the worst premonition she reads it with trembling hands It is with great regret and sorrow that Irsquom telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend I found real passion and he is so nice with all his piercings and tattoos and his big motorcycle

But is not only that Mum Irsquom pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods He wants to have many more children with me and thatrsquos one of my dreams Irsquove learned that marijuana doesnrsquot hurt anyone and wersquoll be growing it for us and his friends who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we may want

In the meantime wersquoll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure for Ahmed to get better he deserves it Donrsquot worry Mom Irsquom 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself Some day Irsquoll visit for you to know your grandchildren Your daughter Judith

PS Mum itrsquos not true Irsquom at the neighbourrsquos house I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than my report card thatrsquos in the desk drawer

Submitted by Brenda Beamish Moncton NB

Productive Salesmanship ndash A Little Johnny Joke

The kids filed back into class Monday morning They were very excited

Their weekend assignment was to sell something

then give a talk on productive salesmanship

Little Mary led off ldquoI sold girl scout cookies and I made $30rdquo she said proudly ldquoMy sales approach was to appeal to the customerrsquos civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious successrdquo

ldquoVery goodrdquo said the teacher

Little Sally was next ldquoI sold magazinesrdquo she said ldquoI made $45 and

I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them abreast of current eventsrdquo

ldquoVery good Sallyrdquo said the teacher

Eventually it was Little Johnnyrsquos turn

Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacherrsquos deskrdquo$2467rdquo he said

ldquo$2467rdquo cried the teacher ldquoWhat in the world were you sellingrdquo

ldquoTooth brushesrdquo said Little Johnny

ldquoTooth brushesrdquo echoed the teacher ldquoHow could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much moneyrdquo

ldquoI found the busiest corner in townrdquo said Little Johnny ldquoI set up a Dip amp Chip stand I gave everybody who walked by a sample

They all said the same thing

Hey this tastes like shit

Then I would sayrdquo It is shitrdquo

Wanna buy a toothbrushrdquo

Submitted by Dave Evens Chilliwack BC

Continued from Previous Page

Men have two emotions Hungry and Horny If you see him without an erection make him a sandwich

Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events

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Boy calls 911 Hello I need your help

911 Alright What is it

Boy Two girls are fighting over me

911 So whatrsquos your emergency

Boy The ugly one is winning

AB Events

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

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AB Events

Facing noise bylaws that single out motorcycles

Contact MODEL for assistance no matter what province in

Canada you live in wwwmodeledmontoncom

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AB Events

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Someone stole all my credit cards but I wonrsquot be

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Get your event information to us - we cannot promote what we donrsquot have

an informed community is a strong communityeventsbeltdrivebettycom

AB Events

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TEXTING CODES FOR SENIOR CITIZENS AS FOLLOWS

ATD - At the Doctorrsquos

BFF - Best Friendrsquos Funeral

BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth [this one is very hilarious]

CBM - Covered by Medicare

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Busted Knuckle ChroniclescopyThe

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

AB Events

Upcoming ab EventsAll Events

Select arrows to view events

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When We RideTalk with a group of riders and yoursquoll soon realize that the reasons we choose to ride a motorcycle are very different for each and every one of us The riding community in Saskatchewan is made up of a very diverse and broad group of people Many of us ride alone or with a few friends never joining or belonging to a club organization or group We simply plate our motorcycles and ride every chance we get

In 2013 there were 27439 motorcycles registered (at some part of the riding season by either plates

or permits) These motorcycles were registered in 626 different locations We are literally spread ALL OVER this province

All of us do share 4 common things1 the roads we ride on2 the traffic we ride with3 the reality that we all have zero control over

what another driver rider is going to do when in traffic on the highway in a parking lot or basically anywhere

4 that we need to be aware alert and riding for any and all situations at all times

It does not matter how long yoursquove been riding the type of motorcycle you are riding your age the others you may be riding with the length of your hair how cool your jacket is the type of gear to choose to (or not to) wear and on and on and on

The only thing that matters is how much you are paying attention when you are riding and that you are riding to your own personal ability as a rider

In Saskatchewan the top major reasons a motorcyclist uses when an accident does occur are

1 Inattention - yeshellipmotorcyclists use this as a reason when they have an accident

2 Road condition excessive loose gravel ndash ride for the conditions of the road you seeing in front of you and that you are on Loose gravel and dirt on the road surface is a huge problem all year roundhellipnot just till the roads are cleaned in the Cities

3 Driver inexperience confusion ndash there are a lot of new riders out there and riders who are returning to their motorcycles after many years This has nothing to do with the age of a rider

4 Wild life (animals) ndash yes we do a lot of riding where there is wild life

5 Careless Driving Stunting ndash going too fast passing improperly following too closely etc

This information was taken from a Causation Study done from 2007 ndash 2012 by Traffic Safety Services ndash SGI

So when you get on your motorcycle for the first time this seasonhellipand every time you ride Please rememberhellip

bull ride like you will never be given the right of way

bull ride like you are never seenbull watch the conditions of the road you

are riding on at all timesBe defensive alert aware and always on guard

Rhonda CwynarPresident RAGERiders Against Government Exploitation

RAGE - SK Events

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SK Events

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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SK Events

HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONrsquoT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF ALL MY FRIENDS ARE MAD BECAUSE THEY THINK I AM

SHOUTING AT THEM OVER INTERNET PLEASE HELP

We always hold hands If I let go she shops

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Special thanks to Sven Bernard of Johnny Pag Motorcycles of Canada for donating the bike that the

Canadian Legion of Riders in North Battleford Saskatchewan won

They are raffling it off to raise funds for their projects

Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle

NAME

ADDRESS

PHONE

1st Prize Custom Painted Johnny Pag Motorcycle valued at $8500 supplied by Johnny Pag Motorcycles of Canada amp Belt Drive Betty WC Distributing 1-780-881-56782nd Prize Autographed Andrew Albers Minnesota Twins Jersey3rd Prize Autographed Bobby Hull Chicago Black Hawks Jersey Proceeds to Veteran related charities

Canadian Legion of Riders Charity RaffleDraw July 13 2014 at Rockinrsquo the Rink Meota SK at Midnight

Lottery Licence RR13-0504

Tickets $5 each

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Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List

Saskatchewan Ride for SightElbow Arena and Fairgrounds

Save the Date June 20 - 22 2014

Pondarosa MH amp RV ParkLocated on Trans Canada Highway

east side of Swift Current SK Ph (306) 773-5000

Open all year

RV and Tenting sites creekside ~Full or Partial Hook-ups BathroomsShowers ~ Laundry Facilities ~ Internet

CAA Approved

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FreedomIt is a hard concept to really truly wrap your mind around We here in the west are quick to pound our chest and proclaim that we are the proud and free The sad thing is freedom is a mirage lingering on the horizon For many of us we work an honest day work ride our bikes in the mean time we complain about politics to our friends but we never really do anything about it other than some grumbles We could be plopped down in any part of the world and our lives would change very little That is not freedom - only the allusion of freedom

As we sit idly by watching our police forces militarize we blindly seek out more rules more regulations Irsquom not sure what the tipping point was what had caused us to shift our focus from freedom true freedom to regulation I do remember growing up in the seventies We didnrsquot have clasps and locks on the cabinets our mothers never absently minded left us in the kitchen by ourselves When I was bad in school I was sent to the Principalrsquos office and was punished by a leather strap across my behind (I still donrsquot swear)

Trying out for sport teams was a try out Not everyone made the team The ones that didnrsquot spent the year shooting pucks into pails snagging baseballs rolling off of roofs until we were good enough to make the team the next year We had winners and losers and even in the playground

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

Continued Next Page

-bad Uncle Monkey

bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events

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when the next goal won each and every one of us knew exactly what the score was and who the real winner was It drove us to be better Sports were not for everyone though Those that didnrsquot excel on the field read books created art Of my friends growing up some went on to play in the NHL my cousin is a mover and shaker in Silicon Valley designing and programming many of the things we use today Others became mechanics and plumbers-the blue collar workers who keep this world running Yet others became doctors and lawyers others became successful actors and musicians teachers and mothers But somewhere someone decide to level the playing field that we were all special little stars Everyone made the team everyone got a medal That it wasnrsquot fair that someone would succeed where others couldnrsquot That parenting should fall on someone elsersquos shoulder - daycares teachers the government Society forgot that it was suppose to be harder for the asthma kid with the deformed leg to play sports Society forgot that those disadvantaged who truly wanted and worked hard still found success We threw away personal responsibility personal accountability If a person backs over a kid in their driveway its not because they are a bad driver

not because they are a bad parent not because they were not paying attention - it is because the company didnrsquot put sensors on the back of the car If a kid shoots up a school its not because of mental illness not because of bad parenting or teaching

- its because the government didnrsquot take away our guns (Considering the recent rash of stabbings in schools and malls it is obvious that person will use any and all things) Each of these small steps was on our freedom pushing it a little farther down into the dirt Our last freedom is freedom of speech that Irsquom allowed to speak my mind here Freedom as long as Irsquom mindful of sponsors event organizersWhen will we regain our freedom Should we regain our freedom Read K Randall Ballrsquos Sam Chopper Orwell to find out what will happen if we donrsquot

-bad Uncle Monkey

E K D M Q T V M Y M B M M G I S M T S O Y E M N T E I E E Q Z X E E A E O O B R I A H N P N I J R A N C L D G B C C A C H S B A C I T D I L U E I M S H I I E T A G S R I D E N D G M U T A M D T R I E K C N R N M E R I D E N U N L U L O A E E H M M C E M N R G A E O U G N M M P S Z R O M E A I M F M V M C M E N S T R U A L R R R A N K E Y H N M H I V V W O P E O X N C R A N S F A A S B M Z M Y R M J S U Y A E L L D A E T S E R E M E M T M M S E M E M O R I A L I Z E M L E E W Z X C A E M E N A C I N G U R N A I L E H P O T S I H P E M C A A O R M E R I T E D X N E L U I C G H O R T Q X S A Y L E R E M T I E Z M Q M E K V R R W V Z B D N O R C E W S I T I H P E M L B N E U Y P M S H R E T I R O M E M X M S

MEMORANDUMBOOKMEMORIALISTMEMORIALIZEMEMORIALSMEMORITERMEMORIZEMEMSAHIBMENACINGMENAGEMENAGERYMENDICANCYMENDICANTMENDICATEMENDICITYMENSES

MENSTRUALMENSTRUUMMENTICULTUREMEPHISTOPHELIANMEPHITICMEPHITISMERACIOUSMERCATUREMERCHANGMANMERELLESMERELYMERESTEADMERFOLKMERGEDMERITED

Continued from Previous Page

bad Uncle Monkey - Word Search Belt Drive BettyrsquosWordsearchR R

How come we put a man on the moon before realizing it would be a good idea to put

wheels on suitcases

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SK News Events

Dare to KnowWhat your body

needs to heal itself

The BodyTalk Systemwith Practitioner Bev Groot

To book an appointment or find out more about the BodyTalk System call

3069815686

Upcoming SK EventsAll Events

Select arrows to view events

You might be a redneck if yoursquove been married 3 times and you still have the

same in laws

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MB Events

My mother taught me about TIME TRAVELldquoIf you donrsquot straighten up Irsquom going to knock you into the middle of next weekrdquo

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The Grande Prairie Toys for Tots season opener

by Belt Drive Betty

Our local Grande Prairie Toys for Tots group hosts a number of events all riding seasonThe first of those events was their annual swap meet which was held at the Army Navy Air Force Club on Saturday May 10thThere was great participation from the business community with vendors like Bear Biker Wear coming all the way from Bonnyville and Bentleyrsquos from Crestomere in central Alberta adding to the local vendorsA couple of the riding clubs were on hand and I got to interview Manimal of the Chozen Breed and Barb from the Iron Sirens ndash two great local riding clubs that are growing here in Grande Prairie

in search of

lost indians

Pages 1 - 8by Ken Aiken

Continued Next Page

Bentleys Motosicle Pain Tin

Contents

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener

35-37 The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener38-39 Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful40-44 ON News Events45-48 ON Events49-50 Sport - News Events51 Sports Events52 Website Tip of the Week53 Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events54-56 ON Events57 ON Events - Classified AD of the Week58-60 Support Our Troops61 QC Events62 Moto Moncton NB Events63 NB Events64 NB News Events65 WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events66-68 NS Events69-70 NL Events

Irsquove been in love with the same woman or 49 years If my wife ever

finds out shersquoll kill me

RR

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I also got some time with Jamie the new president of Toys for Tots and Seth the new vice presidentThese two along with the rest of the board and volunteers did a great job of organizing the event and by the looks of things they are on to a

ragingly successful season They have a ton of events planned to support our local kidsOther vendors included Uncle Buckrsquos ndash they make the BEST beef jerky around this part of the country and members of the Grandview Hutterite colony were out with some amazing gloves both gauntlets and working gloves The quality of the tanning dying and stitching is utterly fabulous Righteous Cycles was the only local bike shop on hand but they had lots to offerA wide variety of parts were on hand for almost

every brand of motorcycle out there and there were some jewelry and clothing vendors on hand as wellThere were only two vacant tables The traffic was good and the ANAVETS club did a brisk business selling breakfast and later lunchThe one thing I love about these season opener events is that a person gets to see people that

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Chozen Breed Booth

Bear and Penny Bear and his bride Penny

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Continued from Previous Pagehave been in hibernation all winter Heck I saw people that I havenrsquot seen in two and three years and it was fantasticOur local Toys for Tots does amazing work in our community and they deserve the support of every dealer and rider in the region Their next event is the Kneez in the Breeze run on May 24th Check out their poster and if you can consider attending

it I know that I had a blast last yearI myself have to be at my Defense Fund Poker Run in Nisku at Blackjacks but if you are in Grande Prairie and area and are looking for a great group to ride and share the day with you wonrsquot find much finer that the guys and gals of Grande Prairie Toys for Tots

- BDB

Righteous Cycles

Righteous Cycles

Randy Cholach and sister Patty

Iron Sirens Booth

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Itrsquos a beautiful day and you feel like going for a ride on your ATV UTV or motorcycle On the trails along the roads and waterways or on the edge of the woods there are sometimes toxic plants that are dangerous to our health Poison Ivy is more common but others are not as well known such as Giant Hogweed To help you identify them when you make stops during these rides let me show in this article three toxic plants that you may come acrossGiant HogweedShort story Originating in the Caucasus it was probably introduced to North America as an ornamental plant It has since taken root and become widespread in many European countries as well as Australia New Zealand the United States and Canada In Quebec it is considered to be an invasive alien plantDescription It can measure 2 to 5 metres high and 30 centimetres to 1 metre after mowing or cutting Its stem is robust covered in white hairs and raspberry red to purple spots spread out and well defined The leaves can reach up to 15 metres

wide by 3 metres longToxic part Its sap (a colourless odourless liquid secreted by all parts of the plant)Effects Contact with the sap followed by exposure to the sun is odourless but can produce dermatitis up to 48 hours after exposure This is characterized by redness of the skin and swelling blisters or even skin lesions at times serious resembling first or second-degree burnsPlaces Disturbed wetlands (along waterways

ditches roads etc)Take note After the wounds heal brown or white spots can linger for many months or even years on the affected areas and they can remain sensitive to the lightCanadian provinces where it is found British Columbia Ontario Quebec New BrunswickSources Deacutevelopppement durable Environnement Faune et Parcs du gouvernement du Queacutebec Santeacute et services sociaux du Queacutebec (French version only) Espace pour la vie de MontreacutealWild ParsnipDescription The flowers have light yellow-green umbels The first year the plant generally presents a low rosette of fusiform leaves while the roots are developing and flowers in the second year on a long stem before dying

Continued Next Page

V I S I T U S A T

W W W K I M P E X N E W S C O MW W W K I M P E X C O M

Hog Weed

Wild Parsnip

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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Toxic part Its sapEffects Like the Giant Hogweed its sap contains chemical products which on human skin can cause reactions similar to serious burns rashes or blistersPlaces Disturbed environments (abandoned yards open fields alongside roads etc)Take note The plantrsquos chemical composition is known to reduce weight gain and decrease fertility in cattle that eat itCanadian provinces where it is found In all provinces and territories with the exception of NunavutSources Canadian Biodiversity Information Facility from Governement of Canada Ministry of Natural Resources from Governement of OntarioPoison IvyDescription A woody perennial plant with creeping climbing or bushy glossy leaves

Toxic part Its sap contains a toxic resin (present in all parts of the plant except the pollen) Any contact with a broken part of the plant a contaminated object or an animal runs the risk of provoking a reaction The seriousness of the reaction depends on individual sensitivity the amount of sap in contact with the skin and exposed areas of the body

Effects A rash manifested by intense itching and redness Swelling and blisters can also be seen all usually between 24 to 48 hours after contact

Places River banks clearings the edge of the woods along roads etc

Take note Inhalation of smoke coming from burning Poison Ivy plants provokes an extremely painful eruption of the lining of the lungs which can lead to respiratory problems and even death

Canadian provinces where it is found In all provinces with the exception of Newfoundland-Labrador

Sources Governement of Canada Health Espace pour la vie Montreacuteal

Continued from Previous Page

Poison Ivy

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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On May 7th the official Road Captain was announced for the 4th Annual Bob Probert Ride This yearrsquos honourary grand marshal is the beautifully talented Emmy Award nominated Jacqueline MacInnes

Wood Thatrsquos right our very own hometown Canadian actress disc jockey singer television host and skilled motorcycle rider will lead the estimated 1100 motorcycles on June 22nd from Thunder Road Harley-Davidson Born in Windsor Ontario she is best known for her role as Steffy Forrester on the long-running American soap opera The Bold and the Beautiful She is also the younger sister to Dani Probert the Event Co-Chair for the Bob Probert RideFor the past four years riders in vests leather boots and blue jeans revved their

engines honouring the late hockey player Bob Probert while benefitting cardiac care at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Itrsquos a fitting tribute given that Bob was a Harley-Davidson enthusiast himself and also loved participating in charity ridesJacqueline now joins the small list of past

Continued Next Page

Mike Bechard

2014 Bob Probert Ride Media LaunchON News Events

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road captains such as former hockey players and Bobrsquos teammates Tony Amonte Sheldon Kennedy and Chris Chelios All of whom led a brigade of motorcycles following a scenic routearound Windsor and Essex County riding along the water and through the county settings showcasing the arearsquos beautyThe route has planned stops in Amherstburg Colchester Belle River and the Riverside Sportsmenrsquos Club mdashthe final stop Each stop is unique and gives the riders an opportunity to get something to eat and drink while a chance to win some awesome prizes like autographed Original Six jerseysBob Probert was a local hockey icon and an enforcer who played in the National Hockey League

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for 16 seasons with the Detroit Red Wings and the Chicago Blackhawks He passed away in 2010 after suffering a heart attack while on his boat out on Lake St Clair Dani Probert Bobrsquos widow has been organizing the memorial ride since its inception in 2011 That year was especially significant because

it was the first year that she was actually able to process the overwhelming amount of supportIn the last three years motorcyclists werenrsquot the only ones who turned out for the memorial ridemdashthousands of spectators stood at the side of the road to cheer the riders on at the different stops All participants of the Bob Probert Ride have risen over $300000 to fund the expansion of the cardiac care unit at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Windsor unfortunately has one of the highest rates of cardiac emergencies in Canada and there is not enough room to meet the demands As a result routine procedures are often rescheduled to make way for emergency cases Dani Probert and the hospital boardrsquos ultimate goal are to make the unit open 247 and have two beds available for angioplasty instead of just oneItrsquos hard to put into words how the communityrsquos support has helped Dani and her four children Brogan Tierney Jack and Declyn after such an immense loss In addition the family looks forward to this yearrsquos ride being even bigger with riders from

all over including Michigan paying homage to their father ldquoThe Enforcerrdquo Bob ProbertThe date for the 2014 Bob Probert Ride is June 22nd and all up-to-date information can be found on the website wwwprobertridecomRide safe ride freeMike ldquoChopperrdquo Bechard

Continued from Previous Page

ON News Events

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The 2014 ldquoRide for MSrdquo now in its 6th year is on Sunday September 21 2014 Shar Good Event Organizer recounts ldquoIt has been a learning experience receiving the help of Mike Bechard of the Lone Wolf Clubhouse back in the beginning to bring to life my dream of an event such as this since my diagnosis of Multiple

Sclerosis in 1985 I wanted to make a difference and help in any way I couldrdquo Good explains ldquoMultiple Sclerosis is the most commonly diagnosed neurological disease found in individuals between the ages of 15 to 40mdashthis area of Southwestern Ontario has a high number of affected people Reports from local neurologists tell us that approximately 700 to 800 citizens in our area have been diagnosedGood went on to say ldquoAll motorcycle riders are welcome to participate in the Ride for MS poker run to benefit the Windsor-Essex County Chapter of the MS Society of Canada This great ride starts and ends with a full course family style dinner at the Columbus Center of South Windsor 2014 Columbus Drive in Windsor Registration begins at 900AM and will run until 1030AM Registration Fees are as follows Rider $30 (FREE with $100 in Pledges) Passenger $20 (Free with $100 in Pledges) Participants are encouraged to collect pledges to receive pledge awards that start at $200 with Gas Cards awarded for pledges starting at $250 The Pledge Award Tier is provided on the pledge sheet available for download at wwwlonewolfclubhousecom and wwwmssocietycachaptersessexcommunityhtm The first stop of the poker run will be The Leaf in Windsor where you are welcome to have a full breakfast from the menu followed by stops at The

Sandbar Waterfront Grill (providing lunch specials) Birdiersquos Perch out in Leamington (providing FREE bottled water) the Pelee Island Winery in Kingsville (providing FREE wine tasting) Crabby Joersquos in Essex with the last optional stop being at Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery where you will receive a 6th optional card for your poker handrdquo Shar goes on to explain the 6th poker stop is optional giving you an extra chance to get either the Best or Worst Poker Hand of the day and win a prize for each Six stops in total are allocated along the 100 mile route Itrsquos so much fun itrsquos wonderful to be able to host a fundraiser that puts a smile on everyonersquos facerdquo Once back at the Columbus Center of S Windsor there is a family style dinner and an opportunity to participate in a 5050 Draw a Chinese Auction and a Gift Certificate Grab Bag There are Door Prizes for the ride participants using their Free Door Prize ticket they received upon Registration Good goes on to welcome non-riders as there are DINNER ONLY TICKETS available for $25 each and when purchasing in a set of 2 tickets a tax receipt for $20 will be issued Shar reiterates ldquoBikers Sponsors Volunteers amp Contributors to the event make it happen We have been blessed in the past and again this year with this event being sponsored by DIAMOND SPONSORSHIPS Biz X The Leaf Families First amp Leather King and RUBY SPONSORSHIPS UNIFOR Local 444 Robinson Motorcycle Avon Canada Fran Sales CrsquoEst Bon Lone Wolf Clubhouse Comfort Inn Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery Pelee Island Winery Sandbar Waterfront Grill Steversquos Auto Shine Birdiersquos Perch Canadian Tire (Tecumseh Rd E Windsor) Molson Coors and Belt Drive Betty The contributions of businesses in our community of door prizes and auction items add personality to the event

Good is happy to report ldquoTo date the Ride for MS has raised $33900 that has been used in assisting those with MS to subsidize the purchase of much needed assisted that enhance the quality of their

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ON News Events

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livesrdquo As Event Planner amp Creator Good observes first hand how the money raised facilitates those living with multiple sclerosis Having MS herself she works with the Windsor-Essex County Chapter as a past board member aiding their membership almost on a daily basis Good reflects on her past involvement with the society and what she learned ldquoI was amazed with how much the special equipment cost and was surprised with the amounts that were not covered The depths that the society had to go through to make sure people with MS got

the equipment they needed when they needed it amazed merdquo This is where the Ride for MS and the funds raised from this event come into play ldquoThe society informs the participant of this event annually at the dinner as to how the funds raised were used which is importantrdquo says Good ldquothe feeling you get when a recipient of these funds find out you are a participant of the event that helped them obtain a piece of equipment gives you a hug and says thank you is surrealrdquoJoin us on Sunday September 21st and make someonersquos wish for a better quality of life become a reality For more information you may contact Shar at (519) 798-3858 or by email at shar54xplornetca SUBJECT Ride for MS

ON News Events

Whatever you do in life always give 100 Unless yoursquore

donating blood

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Grand Bendrsquos ldquoVintage Bike DaysrdquoThis years Annual ldquoShow amp Shinerdquo event will be held in Grand Bend and takes place on Sunday July 20 2014 from 1000am until around 1pm right on Grand Bendrsquos Main Street (exact location will be announced soon)Again this year there is no registration fee no official judging no vendors and itrsquos NOT a swap-meet but there will be a group ride from Main Street to the Grand Bend MOTORPLEX Raceway

to enjoy the Vintage Road Racing Associations ldquoSUMMER CLASSICrdquo EventVintage related club and group displays are encouragedJust show up and proudly show off your scooters and motorcycles All makes and models of Vintage amp Classic bikes are most welcomeFind us on Facebook httpwwwfacebookcompagesGrand-Bends-Vintage-Bike-Days204561802964090sk=wallampapp_data

HHR RouteDetails are here We are assembling in front of the HQ building at CFB Trenton with the ride departing at 1145 Due to some issues related to our permit that could not be resolved in the short time remaining before our Ride we in the interest in safety and the show must go on have decided to move our Rally to the Whitby Entertainment Centrum This is where the ride will end It is the same location as our assembly last yearJoin us as we welcome home our HEROES as the mission has ended in Afghanistan for our Canadian ForcesHope to see many of you there

ON Events

2930 Haldimand Road 20 Cayuga1st Annual Autism Rodeo amp Family Day Charity Event to raise funds for Autism

11am-5pm Family Time bull Live bands ~ TBAbull Kids Gamesbull Face Paintingbull Free BBQ amp Drink with admission

5pm-2am Adults ONLY~Rodeo Timebull Motorcycle Gamesbull Show N Shine bull Pig Roastbull Live Bands ~ TBAbull Beer Kegs

Overnight Camping (Adults Only) Sponsors

raquo Motorcycle Enhancements raquo Tattz AndCompany raquo Black widow paintball amp Airsoftl raquo Mainway Sports raquo Action Auto raquo Paula Manto Swick Registered Disability

Savings Plan Rep raquo CrazeePaint Airbrushing

VendorsTattz AndCompanyBlack widow Paintball amp AirsoftPaula Manto Swick Registered Disability Savings Plan Rep

All proceeds go to Autism Awarenes

Autism Rodeo amp Family Day - August 2nd 2014

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ON Events

Why a round pizza gets delivered in a square box

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ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo Winner of Combined SOAR and RACE Events Get CSBK National Support (csbkca)This Ontario motorcycle roadracing season sanctioning groups SOAR and RACE are working together with a pair of Series race

weekends SOAR is hosting the RACE group at Grand Bend Raceway on June 13-15 while RACE returns the favor by hosting SOAR racers at Shannonville Motorsport Park June 27-29 As part of this co-promotion Dunlop racing tire distributor Pro 6 Cycle and the National Mopar CSBK organizing group have also joined up to provide a special bonus for Amateur Sport Bike

Continued Next Page

Dunlop Amateur Showdown winner to get National support

Sports - News Events

ADULTA person who has stopped

growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle

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class (approx 600cc) competitors A two round points-paying Series will recognize the appropriate Sport Bike-type class races at the SOAR and RACE-hosted events determining the top rising star in that category The racer who achieves the best combined result from the two race ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo will receive a competition award sponsoring their entry for the final Amateur Sport Bike Mopar CSBK National rounds at Canadian Tire Motorsport Park August 15-17Dunlop distributor Pro 6 Cycle and CSBK will supply competitor entry and racing tires to the winner of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo for the

CTMP National weekend The entry will include both Saturday and Sunday Amateur Sport Bike double header rounds with the successful Amateur competitor receiving a maximum of six Dunlop DOT-type class appropriate racing tires for use during the three day eventThe winning competitor must not have held a Pro motorcycle roadracing License nor can they have competed in more than two previous National races SOAR and RACE organizers will be the final judges of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo and ensure that all competitors respect the structure and spirit of the bonus competitionFor more information please check the SOAR (soaracingca) and RACE Events (Shannonvillecom) official web sites

Sports - News Events

DatesMay 16thJune 20thJuly 25thAugust 15thSeptember 12th

Registration opens at 5pm on the day of the event followed by racing at 7pm All racers must havevalid motorcycle drivers licensefull faced Snell 05 approved helmetgauntlet style leather glovesleather jacketleather bootscompetitors exceeding 120 mph will be required to wear full leathersMotorcycles must be in good working order and will be required to pass tech inspection prior to their first pass CLICK HERE for additional information on the Mission Raceway Park and their street legal Friday night races

2014 CMDRA Bracket Racing at Mission Raceway

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Sports Events

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

THE 27th

THREE DAY

May 171819 ndash 2014 ndash at Scotch Creek

All usual Classes ndash Entry $25 per day - $10 Vintage - Kids free

The Old Guy in 1971

Dean Seaman 2014

171819 ndash 2014 ndash171819 ndash 2014 ndash

This year the event will enter a new era with a two day Modern Trial

Total results will count for the overall Championship

Round 2 in Rocky Mountain House ABRound 3 in Ymir BC

We also have planned a Kids Trialon the Saturday night for

Both Electric and engine powered bikes Camping is good with Porta -Potties on site

Call for details of Motels etc

Phone Outlaw Dave for further info (250) 545-6139Directions - Follow the road to Scotch Creek from Hiway one West of Sorrento Then turn left

At Leopold road at the top of the hill after you leave town (Tire sign on left) red arrows from that point

A big thanks to the land owners for the use of this fantastic area

Modern Trial - Saturday amp Sunday - Vintage Monday Start time 10am all three days

13 13 13 13 13 13

For13 Immediate13 Release13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 May13 813 201413 13 CMDRA13 Announces13 Revised13 201413 Schedule13 13 The13 Canadian13 Motorcycle13 Drag13 Racing13 Association13 is13 releasing13 details13 of13 their13 updated13 201413 schedule13 The13 six13 race13 series13 which13 includes13 events13 in13 British13 Columbia13 Alberta13 and13 Ontario13 required13 revision13 following13 the13 unexpected13 announcement13 of13 the13 suspension13 of13 operations13 at13 one13 of13 the13 venues13 included13 in13 the13 original13 schedule13 13

Revised13 201413 Schedule13 June13 141513 13 Grand13 Bend13 Motorplex13 Grand13 Bend13 ON13 June13 2213 (113 day13 event)13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 July13 121313 13 13 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13 August13 232413 13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 Fort13 St13 John13 BC13 September13 6713 13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 September13 272813 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13

13

13 13

13 CMDRA13 Executive13 Director13 Kevin13 Shupac13 commented13 ldquoThe13 CMDRA13 is13 sincerely13 thankful13 for13 the13 support13 the13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 and13 Castrol13 Raceway13 and13 all13 of13 the13 tracks13 the13 CMDRA13 will13 visit13 in13 201413 We13 would13 also13 like13 to13 thank13 our13 members13 for13 their13 patience13 during13 the13 past13 four13 weeksrdquo13 13 13

13 13

infocmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 13 wwwcmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 1877580900813 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 TwitterCMDRA201413 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 Facebook13 CMDRA13

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR After your hands become coated with

grease your nose will begin to itch

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Did you know that BeltDriveBettycom has the most comprehensive database of Canadian Riding Clubs on the on the internet Wersquove revamped our Riding Club directory and wersquod like to know what you think Itrsquos indexed by Province and by Type of Riding Club for easy browsing

bull Brand Specificbull Cruising and Touringbull Military bull Lifestylebull Occupation-Relatedbull Rider Rights and Freedomsbull Vintagebull Sportsbull Womenrsquos Riding Clubsbull Motorcycle Ministries

httpwwwbeltdrivebettycomcommunityriding-clubs

TIP OF THE WEEK RIDING CLUBS section REVAMPED

on Facebook has photo albums for each province and month filled with tons of events

httpwwwfacebookcomCanadianMotorcycleEventsphotos_albums

Visit our page and go to the photos link once there click on albums to find the Province and month you are interested in

You can also use our national calendars at wwwcanadianmotorcycleeventscom - filled with even more event information you can sort them right down to only one province and they are highly shareable

Our CANADIAN MOTORCYCLE EVENTS

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

ldquoIf yoursquore going to kill each other do it outside I just finished cleaningrdquo

Website Tip of the Week

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Tides roll in and tides roll out

There arenrsquot too many things in life that are predictable but ocean tides are one of them

Our family just returned from a short vacation on a Vancouver Island beach and I found the tides fascinating

Incoming tides covered the beach and at high tide you could literally see all the sandcastles wood forts and creations literally disappear under the water never to be seen again

The outgoing tides revealed a clean fresh canvas and some sea-life caught in the tidal pools left behind or laying helplessly on the beach Seagulls swooped down to shell covered areas of the beach in search of oysters that had been stranded on the half kilometer sandy beach as the eagles hovered above looking for their next snack

I could not help but think about the lsquoTides of Lifersquo where we know that until our number comes up and we face eternal judgment each day the sun will come up we will spend time with those people whom we love (family friends) and with people whom we would most likely prefer not to be spending time with (school work) and we will experience all the good and not so good that the

tides of life bring our way Night will come and in the morning we will repeat the cycle all over again

As a born-again believer I felt the tide analogy was an appropriate one The ocean washes away everything left on the beach and when we ask Christ for the forgiveness of our sins he literally washes them away Check out this verse from ldquoOur Ownerrsquos Manual for Liferdquo found in Psalm 103 verse 12 ldquoHe has removed our sins as far from us as the east is from the westrdquo

Our biker church exists to take the ldquoGood Newsrdquo and the ldquoSalvation Messagerdquo to un-churched bikers here on the West Coast In fact our prayer is that the Holy Spirit would become like a raging wildfire touching the hearts and lives of bikers resulting in an assurance of eternity with our Jesus in heaven and a life on this earth that takes on new meaning and purpose

If you think riding your scoot along a seaside highway on a hot summerrsquos day is something special just wait until you do it when Jesus Christ is at the controls of your lifehellip there is no greater lsquohighrsquo and bigger lsquorushrsquo than this All it takes is a few short words ask Jesus to forgive you for your sins tell him you that you want him to be Lord of your life Follow this up with prayer and bible reading and oh yeahhellip believe that he does in fact lsquohave your backrsquo in this life

Ride safe Ride true

Pastor Chuck

Canadian Riders Support Program Network

By joining the Canadian Riders Support Program you volunteer to provide assistance to broken down riders in your area This assistance may include providing information about nearby repair shops towing accommodations making phone calls providing directions etc While some Canadian Riders have expressed that they would be able to provide help with tools wrenching towing and even temporary accommodations the level of assistance you may provide is totally up to you as you feel comfortable and safe to do soLetrsquos face it most of us have been there away from home and broke down by the side of the road Canadian Rider Members are also listed in Belt Drive Bettyrsquos Little Black Book a resource directory currently carried in the saddlebags of thousands of Canadian Riders As a ldquoThank Yourdquo from Belt Drive Betty Canadian Riders Support Network Members receive The Busted Knuckle Chronicles E-Subscription free of charge

Come join us at httpwwwcanadianridersca

Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events

Pastor Chuck

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a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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ON - Events

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ON News - ON Events

If everything seems to be going well you have obviously

overlooked something

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2002 Tiny Mite Cargo Trailer

Stock CTRL0033 Colour Blue Features Very clean trailer in excellent condition tons of storage good quality cargo trailer at a good price

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ON Events - Classified AD of the Week

Upcoming ON EventsJune - August

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Join Veterans Law Enforement First Responders and their supporters from both Canada and the US on this overnight cross border ride to Wenatchee Washington June 7th 2014Check out httpcanamveteransrideweeblycom for details laquoHalf The Fun is Getting Thereraquo

Support Our Troops

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Support Our Troops

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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Support Our Troops

Upcoming SOT EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

Are you a veteran who owns a businessWould you like to promote your products or services but find advertising expensive

Get 50 off your first 6 months of advertisingContact Belt Drive Betty to find out about the

Veteranrsquos Business Starter Programbdbettygmailcom

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Tee Shirts Patches amp More in the BDB Store

We appreciate your support

wwwbdbstorecom

QC EVENTS

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What did the elephant say to the naked man How do you breathe through that

tiny thing

Ah lsquoFridayrsquo my second favorite F-word

August 7 - 10 2014 - In the Heart of Downtown MonctonThe MotoMoncton Festival was first launched in August of 2011 with motorcyclists from near and taking over Monctonrsquos downtown core This three-day event featured motorcycle stunt shows a burnout competition group rides throughout Southeastern New Brunswick a bike cruise through Moncton live entertainment on Main Street and much moreIn 2012 the City of Moncton was pleased to host another weekend of motorcycle madness in downtown Moncton and to welcome bikers from across the region and across the country as the city hosted both MotoMoncton and the 17th Canadian National Harley Owners Group Rally Moncton was honoured to be chosen as host city for this national event and together with MotoMoncton the HOG Rally proved to be yet another exciting motorcycle weekend in the cityThis past August 2013 MotoMoncton organizers were yet again pleased to host another successful weekend of exciting activity with thousands visiting the festival grounds throughout the weekend

The festival an initiative of the City of Moncton is made possible by the support of various partners including Downtown Moncton Centre-Ville Inc various local motorcycle dealers and clubs and other community partners

For more information and sponsorship enquiries please contact 506-383-7020 506-877-7700 of by Email infomotomonctoncaOr visit motomonctonca

MOTO MONCTON NB EVENTS

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What are three words a woman never wants to hear when shersquos making love ldquoHoney Irsquom homerdquo

NB EVENTS

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club would be very pleased if you would help support our up coming charity event in support of the DECH Childrenrsquos Ward

This year our Toy Ride takes place June 14th 2014 We are celebrating our 30th Ride Register early to receive a limited Edition 30th Anniversary Shirt

Registration forms online at

httpfrederictonmotorcycleclubcaHomephp

The ride begins at the parking lot of the Canadian Tire Two Nations Crossing (North Side) On site registration between 930 am amp 1045 am Ride begins at 11 am sharp

The Motorcyclist will enjoy a scenic country ride via Nashwack Bridge to Stanley At the Stanley school there will be a barbeque Show-N-Shine 5050 draw silent auction etc

The group will return via the Royal Road ending up at the DECH for the presentations of the Toys and monies raised to the Child Life Unit of the DECH

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club has been the most consistent supporter of the DECH Childrenrsquos Life Unit since 1985 All of the funds raised and Toys collected go to the hospitalized Children

Please share this email with all your friends Help us Brighten A Childrsquos Stay

Fredricton Motorcycle Club Toy Ride

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Where Royal Canadian Legion Branch 350 Port DalhousieWhen Saturday 7 June Blessing starts 11am followed by the Show and Shine

Show and Shine Entry fee $1000

11 trophies up for grabsbull Best in Show 1st 2nd 3rd placebull Best cruiser 1st amp 2nd placebull Best touring 1st and 2nd placebull Best sport bike 1st amp 2nd placebull Best sport touring 1st amp 2nd place

BBQ burgers and sausage on a bun for sale 5050 draw coffee and donutsAll proceeds to support the Royal Canadian Legion Port DalhousieI challenge all Bike clubs in the Niagara area to attend this wonderful event Hosted by the Working Stiffs Riding ClubCanadian Legion Branch 350 Located at 600 Ontario St St Catharines ON L2N 7P8 (Known as Port Dalhousie ) 905-934-1261 Please use Joe Caruso as a contact andor myself Joes email address is kawasaki07bellnet andor faronleonardhotmailcom Thank You look forward to meeting some day

Blessing of the Motorbikersquos and Show and Shine

NB News Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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Actor WisdomThere are four questions of value in lifehellip What is sacred Of what is the spirit made What is worth living for and what is worth dying for The answer to each is the same Only love~ Johnny Depp

Polymath WisdomBelieve none of what you hear and half of what you see- Benjamin Franklin

Spiritual Leader WisdomHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else yoursquore the one who gets burned ~ Buddha

Educator WisdomPeople who consider themselves victims of their circumstances will always remain victims unless they develop a greater vision for their lives ~ Stedman Graham~

Spiritual Teacher WisdomIt is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living ~ Eckhart Tolle

Lithographer WisdomA positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort ndash Herm Albright

I just got back from a pleasure trip I took my mother-in-law to

the airport

WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events

R RWYZWMNrsquoSWORDS TO THE WISE

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Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

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I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

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A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

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Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

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  • In Search Of Lost Indians
  • BC Events
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  • From the Depths of File 13 - I Hate Mondays
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  • Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events
  • RAGE - SK Events
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  • Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle
  • Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List
  • bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events
  • SK News - Word Search
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  • The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener
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  • Website Tip of the Week
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  • ON Events - Classified AD of the Week
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  • QC Events
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  • WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events
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In Search Of Lost Indians

kickstarters two decompression releases two starter levers two stands two tool boxes two fuel lines with shut off vales dual brake and clutch controls and dual exhaustmdashand the final clue a ldquoBrdquo-size (for bus) acetylene tank fitted to the

rear rack to fuel the headlamp This factory-built machine was obviously designed for an endurance feat perhaps for the series held in the deserts of the Southwest beginning on October 31 1913 or initially designed for EG ldquoCannonballrdquo Bakerrsquos transcontinental attempt (The first 1914 Two-Speed Tourist Standard electric model motorcycles off the assembly line [in May 1913] were rushed to

a San Francisco dealer by rail to allow to set out on his record-setting transcontinental journey) We may never knowHendee Manufacturing went into the sidecar business in 1913 and began marketing them with the 1914 line up of motorcycles Then came WWI It was the use of motorcycle sidecars as ambulances machine gun mounts courier vehicles and ammunition transport that proved how versatile three-wheeled vehicles could be

Continued from Previous Page

The 1910 Indian Aero V airplane engineIndian delivery sidecar An Indian Delivery Van Note

the spare tire and the telescopic shock absorbers on the pillion seat

Apparently designed for a long-distance endurance event this 1913 Indian is fitted with numerous redundant

components

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In Search Of Lost IndiansThe Indian Parcel Car became one of the first post-war production models offered for 1920 The 1920s saw side cars designed as taxis and all manner of specialty delivery vehicles The Indian Motocycle Company actively promoted the use of sidcar-equipped motorcycles for retail businesses during this decade Their 1928 brochure advertises the Indian Service Car with ldquosix novel body designs to choose fromrdquo and the chassis sold for $65 compared to $100 for a Princess Sidecar Two of the more interesting of the lost Indians are the ldquoIndian Bandit Chaserrdquo and Indian Chief Fire

Patrol both introduced during the last two months of 1927The Bandit Chaser was an armored police vehicle with protective shields made of 116-inch ldquocruciblerdquo steel with windows of 78-inch safety glass and a gun port The Princess sidecar was lined with armor plate and there were leg shields of the same material for the driver It was claimed to be completely bullet proof and the armor to add only

Continued Next Page

Continued from Previous Page

The 1931 Indian Dispatch-Tow originated from this patent design although the very similar appearing Traffic Car

(VC-13) wouldnrsquot appear until 1936

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40 lbs to the Indian Chief and sidecar with ldquono sacrifice to speed power and ease of handlingrdquo Photos prove that at least five Bandit Chasers were built for the NYPD and the initial Indian PR release features two of New Yorkrsquos Finest

National Rapid Fire Revolver Champion A P Schuler and Officer J Heney The Indian fire vehicle was equipped with a 25-gallon chemical tank and pump two 25 gallon extinguishers (one foam and one soda-acid type) 100 feet of chemical hose four 15-quart carbon-Tetrachloride extinguishers a firemanrsquos axe two

steel brooms for grass fires a pike pole and a crowbar Powered by a Chief 74 it carried two firemen and the company claimed the half-ton Indian Chief Fire Patrol could reach speeds of 65 mph Built in conjunction with American La France they were designed for rapid response and small fires

In Search Of Lost Indians

Continued Next Page

Continued from Previous Page

One of few Indian Traffic Cars to have survived resides in the Wheels Through Time museum

This new Delivery Van was introduced in August 1927 for the 1928 model year Although this was one of the

pre made models the company advertised custom build designs according to the nature of the business This one was fitted with two Gladstone bags a brief case a portable typewriter and a complete assortment of riding

equipment

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Itrsquos hard to determine what happened to these Indian models as the turbulent years from 1928 to 1930 were filled with a succession of four different presidents and boards of directors It was a time of stock manipulation and secret projects even in the aftermath of Black Friday The Indian Shock Absorber and Indian Ventilator were being manufactured the experimental car project was axed and a natural gas powered refrigerator was developed then terminated by another incoming president The Indian Arrow outboard motor was acquired and improved under one president

promoted by another and terminated by a third Two completely different and separate airplane projects took place during that short era--the development of the Tridar amphibious plane and the building of the Continental A-40 prototype engine for the Piper Club ldquoTaylorcraftrdquo The Indian company acquired controlling interest in Du Pont Motors in April 1930 and within a month the du Ponts purchased control of Indian The assembly of the last Du Pont cars took place in the motorcycle factory until January 1932 Somehow out of the tumultuous dust cloud of those years a new Indian motorcycle emergedThe anecdotal story about the development of the modern trike is that Indianrsquos chief engineer Charles Franklin was in a conversation with the management of the local Packard car dealership about the difficulty and cost in having to use two men to make repair and delivery calls to their customers Franklin went back to his office

designed a 101 Scout with two rear wheels and a differential axle and within a few weeks the service vehicle prototype was ready for testing In reality there was a special session of the board of directors on April 21 1930 where a motion was approved to seek the acquisition of the Stern three-wheeled delivery vehicle patents The Stern brothers ndashAlbert Joseph Julius and Ernestmdashhad invented a three-wheeled vehicle and at least one of their patents--filed on July 2 1930 patent 1877609 granted on September 13 1932mdashwas subsequently assigned to the Indian Motocycle Company What really happened is anyonersquos guess The Indian Dispatch-Tow (101 DT) was introduced as a 1931 model but the design drawing for Sternsrsquo patent leaves no doubt as to who invented the modern chassis-type trike There were at least three interesting passenger versions built on the Dispatch-Tow chassis

In Search Of Lost Indians

Continued Next Page

Continued from Previous Page

This Art-Deco inspired Indian trike design was actually produced for the Wobber Company Wouldnrsquot I like to

have one of these Designed in 1948 it never made it off the drawing boards

yet it looks remarkably like the Ariel made by Ducati

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In Search Of Lost IndiansContinued from Previous Page

One had a basic rear buggy-like seat another a couch-like bench and a third design had two comfortable bucket seats The history of the Dispatch-Tow has always seemed to be well documented even for the very rare 1939 Traffic Car (VC-13) but the discovery of this series of photographs has shaken my faith I now suspect that more Indians were lost during another chaotic decade filled with corporate incompetence

changing markets and World War II The Indian Side Car and the Delivery Van survived as long as the company did but design drawings and photos show that Indianrsquos designers were developing new styles as late as 1948 The Dispatch-Tow survived longer than the Springfield factory being built under the same name but as a British motorcycle Still I often wonder if in some foreign warehouse or rural barn there might still be a lost Indian waiting to be found The 1914 electrified motorcycle wouldnrsquot have required the heavy acetylene systemThe only modifications made to this stock electric model were the addition of an engine belly pan and

3-inch wide tires that required removal of the rear fender He covered 33789 miles from San Diego to New York in 11 days 12 hours and 10 minutes and earned himself the nickname ldquoCannonballrdquo

by Ken

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Northern BC TELUS Motorcycle Ride For Dad

June 14 2014 11am-330pmKinsmen Hall - Prince George - British ColumbiaJoin us for a fun-filled day of riding with a lunch poker run prizes and much more all while helping to raise money to fight prostate cancer for our local communityCharles Brunette - 250-612-1856 - cbrunetterfdgmailcom

BC Events

We always hold hands If I let go she shops 8859-201 St Langley BC V2Y 0C8

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BC Events

MotorcycleLawyerca

ldquoDedicated to Serving the Motorcycle Communityrdquo

Daryl J Brown amp AssociatesPersonal Injury Trial Lawyers

102 4664 Lougheed HwyBurnaby BC

Phone 6044286777Fax 6044285222

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The Blue Knights are a not-for-prot fraternal organization consisting of active and retired police men and women who enjoy riding motorcycles With over 600 chapters worldwide and 20000 members the Blue Knights promote camaraderie with the police community while actively assisting local charitable organizations

If you are an active or retired member of the police consider joining Vancouver Islandrsquos newest Blue Knights Chapter BC VIII based out of Victoria

The Blue Knights are a not-for-prot fraternal organization consisting of active and retired police men and women who enjoy riding motorcycles With over 600 chapters worldwide and 20000 members the Blue Knights promote camaraderie with the police community while actively assisting local charitable organizations

If you are an active or retired member of the police consider joining Vancouver Islandrsquos newest Blue Knights Chapter BC VIII based out of Victoria

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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The longest sentence known to man ldquoI dordquo

BC Events

Upcoming BC EventsAll Events

Select arrows to view events

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National News

Attention ALL NON Profits amp Riding Clubs

The Busted Knuckle Chronicles amp Belt Drive Betty Media offer you many

FREE ways to market your event

Through our Online Events Calendars that are highly shareable our mobile app

that works on over 2200 different phones through our

Facebook amp Twitter Network and right here in the newspaper

We are Canadarsquos ONLY Weekly Newspaper for the Canadian Riding

Communityamp wersquod love to promote your event

So what are you waiting for Get your event information into us today

Send us your stories posters and information and wersquoll help spread the word

eventsbeltdrivebettycomRemember - We canrsquot promote

what we donrsquot have

RR

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Why were males created before females

Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy

National Events

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CONCORD Ontario (May 9 2014) ndash Take a break from the rat race on June 22-23 to join the

thousands of Harley-Davidsonreg motorcycle riders around the world who are shedding the shackles of responsibility and hitting the open road during the Harley-Davidsonreg World RideldquoFor these two days riders will unite to blow off the daily grind and celebrate that being free is a lot more funrdquo said Nigel Villiers Harley-Davidson Director of Integrated Consumer Experience ldquoRiding is more appreciated when you can steal the time from something yoursquod rather not be doing so let the meetings and honey-dos wait until Tuesday and just riderdquo

One World Two Days Millions of MilesLaunched in 2008 by the Harley Owners Groupreg as Million Mile Monday the annual riding event was expanded into the two-day Harley-Davidsonreg World Ride in 2012 to give more riders worldwide an opportunity to participate In 2012 participants logged 77 million miles but last year as riders celebrated the 110th Anniversary of the Harley-Davidson Motor Company and the 30th Anniversary of HOGreg riders from 66 countries blitzed that record by more than 25 per cent tallying an official total of more than 10 million miles Riders logged their miles solo in groups large and small and through a variety of dealer-lead events around the world united by their shared passion for motorcycling

Whether itrsquos across town cross-country or anything in between every mile counts and can be recorded by logging into the Harley-Davidsonreg online mileage accumulator at h-dcomworldride where a rolling odometer will record the collective distance travelled by all participants in the World RideldquoEvery mile we ride together strengthens the bonds between riders and showcases to the world the powerful expression of freedom the World Ride representsrdquo Villiers said New for 2014 ride participants can also log their post-ride mileage directly onto the World Ride website from mobile devices and share their riding stories and photographs on social media sites like Facebook and Twitter using the hashtag HDworldride Participants can also download a certificate of participation after logging their mileage on the World Ride website To learn more about the Harley-Davidsonreg World Ride visit h-dcomworldride About Deeley Harley-Davidsonreg CanadaDeeley Harley-Davidsonreg Canada is the exclusive Canadian distributor of Harley-Davidsonreg motorcycles Genuine Motor Parts and Accessories and MotorClothesreg apparel which are provided through a national network of authorized Harley-Davidsonreg Retailers Office and distribution warehouse facilities are located in Richmond British Columbia and Concord Ontario

Deeley Harley-Davidsonreg Canada Media Contact

Janet Tinsley ndash Senior Manager Marketing Services and Communications ndash (905) 482-4209 email janettinlseydeeleycom

SET YOURSELF FREE ON THE HARLEY-DAVIDSONreg WORLD RIDEJoin HOGreg and Riders Around the World on the Open Road June 22-23

National Events

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I hate Mondays but probably not for the same reasons most of you dislike them

I generally love my job helping riders find the news and information that is important to them BUT

Today like every riding season Monday the news feeds are FILLED with crashes that took place over the weekend

Page after page of crash stories some about dead riders some about injured riders and some about those who got lucky

It is my job to sift through the feeds and find the information that is pertinent to Canadians and sadly I found information on three crashes all in Ontario

In the first crash a rider hit and killed a dog but

suffered minor injuries himself the second article is about a lady rider in critical condition and the third article is about a rider who died

In the case of the lady ride an east bound pickup struck her north bound motorcycle and the driver was charged with careless driving

In the case of the rider who died he got into some gravel and hit the ditch

Folks WE riders have to become so hyper aware out there we need to sharpen our skills

My heart is breaking for the families of these riders

Itrsquos not a great start to the work week and with the long weekend coming I am seriously concerned for the riding community - I beg you - PLEASE be hyper aware of your surroundings

Get out in a parking lot and practise your emergency stopping make sure your tires are inflated properly and that your motorcycle is in good repair

One other thing I would like you to consider please

wear good gear it might save your life save you tons of healing time and with the condition of our roadways and so many who drive other automobiles not paying attention or being aware isnrsquot that little extra piece of mind worth it

For the other news that could affect your day or life as a rider visit wwwbeltdrivebettycom

Until Next week I am your editor Belt Drive Betty

From the Depths of File 13 - I Hate Mondays

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Top Rocker Motorcycle Gear LtdTough Mudder is coming to the Drumheller Badlands this September Top Rocker is hoping to enter a team for this world event We have 2 team members and need at least 4 more If you think yoursquore up to the challenge and want to take on this team challenge then come and join the Top Rocker Tough Mudder team For more information send me an email to toprockergearhotmailcomNEVER HEARD OF TOUGH MUDDER Check this out httpstoughmuddercomhttpwwwyoutubecomuserToughMudder

Top Rocker Motorcycle Gear Ltd11 2 ave NRosedale Alberta T0J 2V0Phone (403) 823-4327Email toprockergearhotmailcomWebsite httptoprockergearcom

Okay Okay it all makes sense now I never looked at it this way before MENtal illness MENstrual cramps MENtal breakdown MENopause GUYnecologist

And when we have REAL trouble itrsquos a HISterectomy Ever notice how all of womenrsquos problems start with MEN

Whatrsquos the difference between chopped beef and pea soupEveryone can chop beef but not everyone can pea soup

AB News - Events

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So how many folk REALLY LOOK at their tires How often do you look at them What are you looking forPossibly the most important part of a bike safety wise are the tires Think about it these are the sole contact between the road and the bike they are

how we stop start and go around corners If the tires are too soft or too hard the bike handles VERY poorly if the tires are too worn they will not grip the road in wet conditions and are prone to going flat If you are using the wrong kind of tire for your bike that too will contribute to poor performance On a bike the contact patch is so much smaller than for a car or truck so therefore it is that much more important to us the rider

Here are some things to watch forAge of the tire How do we know what the age of the tire is Look on the side wall of the tire there will be a code which on one side of the tire will start with DOT and have at least 12 characters after the DOT the last set of numbers are the ones which will tell you the date (on the other side of the tire the code will only be the date code) Since 2000 the last set fo numbers will be four numbers the first two numbers will tell you in which week of the year the tire was made the last two will designate the year So for example 3412 this tire was made in the 34th week of 2012 Hopefully you are not riding on tires made before 2000 Tires that are too old are too hard and will not grip the road Likewise the age of the tire will affect the warranty manufacturers will warranty a tire for five years from

the date of manufacture andor four years from the date of purchase (side note here is yet another reason to keep your receipts) Tire air pressure There are notations on your bike and in the owners manual which will tell you the air pressures you should run Typically these are different pressures front and back and will also be different for differing ride conditions whether riding two-up high speed or regular riding A word of caution here until you are familiar with your bike

and how it handles follow these guide lines exactly and even after that follow these fairly closely Too little air will lead to very poor handling and the possibility that your tire might come off the rim under sever conditions like a hard corner Too high a pressure will lead to early failure of the tire and also premature wear

Continued Next Page

by David Pocock

Tires for motorcycles care and feeding

Tires For Motorcyles Care amp Feeding - AB Events

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Continued from Previous Page

Tirewheel balance As important as wheel balance is on a car consider that on a bike it is even more so on a bike A rear tire that is out of balance will contribute to sever fatigue in the rider and be bad for the general handling amongst other problems If the front tirewheel is out of balance this can be a much more dangerous problem steering will be hard in minor cases and almost impossible in the extreme If the front tire is unbalanced there will be ldquospeed wobblerdquo which can easily upset the bike even at lower speedsTread condition When tires are made there is a ldquowear barrdquo moulded in this bar will show when the tire has reached what the manufacturer feels is the limit of safe remaining tread on the tire When you see the ldquowear barrdquo get the tire replaced because any further wear will just be dangerous to you and others When you are on your new tires be cautious for the first 100 or so km because in that first little layer of rubber will be some remnants of ldquomould release compoundrdquo This ldquomould release compoundrdquo is a very slippery substance that is sprayed into the mould just before the rubber is injected so that the tire will not stick to the mould which makes for poor to low traction till it has

been worn off If it has or is raining when you go to pick your bike up after a tire change to new tires consider putting of picking your bike up till conditions are dryAs always you the rider are responsible check you tire pressures everyday you ride and have a good look at the condition of the tires at least once a week look for gouges slices bulges chunks missing from the tread or anything else that ldquodoesnrsquot look quite rightrdquo The life you save will probably be your ownRide safe we would rather talk to you than about you

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch

Tires For Motorcyles Care amp Feeding - AB Events

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Newfie Diet

A Newfie was terribly overweight so the doctor put her on a diet

ldquoI want you to eat regularly for 2 days then skip a day then eat regularly again for 2 days then skip a day Repeat this procedure for 2 weeks The next time I see you you should have lost at least 5 poundsrdquo

When the Newfie returned she shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 lbs

ldquoWhy thatrsquos amazingrdquo the doctor said ldquoDid you follow my instructionsrdquo

The Newfie nodded ldquoIrsquoll tell you though be jaesuz I trsquoaut I were going to drop dead on dat lsquotird dayrdquo

ldquoFrom the hunger you meanrdquo asked the doctor

ldquoNo from the fuckinrsquo skippinrsquordquo

Submitted by Sandra Bannerman Ontario

Volunteers

Eleven women were clinging precariously to a wildly swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on Mount Everest Ten were blonde one was a brunette

As a group they decided that one of the party should let go

If that didnrsquot happen the rope would break and everyone would perish

For an agonizing few moments no one volunteered

Finally the brunette gave a truly touching speech saying she would sacrifice herself to save the lives of the others

All the blondes applauded

Submitted by Jacqueline Archembeault Saguenay QC

Human Race

A little girl asked her mother ldquoHow did the human race come aboutrdquo

The Mother answered ldquoGod made Adam and Eve they had children and so all mankind was maderdquo

A few days later the little girl asked her father the same question The father answered ldquoMany years ago there were monkeys and we developed from themrdquo

The confused girl returns to her mother and says ldquoMom how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God and Papa says we developed from monkeysrdquo

The Mother answers ldquoWell dear it is very simple I told you about the origin of my side of the family and your father told you about his siderdquo

Continued Next Page

Vilna Ironhorse Motorcycle Show amp Shine

-Saturday June 29th 2013 On-site Camping gt Vendors Show amp Shine Prizes Music Events Fundraising

Registration from 10-11am - $1000 cash prize for best overall (spectator

favorite) Cash Categories includ Best Dressed Chopped Touring Street

Stock Vintage Best Paint Trike (selected judges) Hosted by the Vilna

amp District Chamber of Commerce - Event Contact - Ed Phone (780) 636-

3364 (2) c|o sponsored by Howlin Coyote Motorcycle Campground

- Camping - On site Convenience Store

June 28 - July 01 2013

Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events

If I agreed with you wersquod both be wrong

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Motherrsquos Shock

A mother enters her daughterrsquos bedroom and sees a letter on the wall over the bed With the worst premonition she reads it with trembling hands It is with great regret and sorrow that Irsquom telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend I found real passion and he is so nice with all his piercings and tattoos and his big motorcycle

But is not only that Mum Irsquom pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods He wants to have many more children with me and thatrsquos one of my dreams Irsquove learned that marijuana doesnrsquot hurt anyone and wersquoll be growing it for us and his friends who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we may want

In the meantime wersquoll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure for Ahmed to get better he deserves it Donrsquot worry Mom Irsquom 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself Some day Irsquoll visit for you to know your grandchildren Your daughter Judith

PS Mum itrsquos not true Irsquom at the neighbourrsquos house I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than my report card thatrsquos in the desk drawer

Submitted by Brenda Beamish Moncton NB

Productive Salesmanship ndash A Little Johnny Joke

The kids filed back into class Monday morning They were very excited

Their weekend assignment was to sell something

then give a talk on productive salesmanship

Little Mary led off ldquoI sold girl scout cookies and I made $30rdquo she said proudly ldquoMy sales approach was to appeal to the customerrsquos civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious successrdquo

ldquoVery goodrdquo said the teacher

Little Sally was next ldquoI sold magazinesrdquo she said ldquoI made $45 and

I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them abreast of current eventsrdquo

ldquoVery good Sallyrdquo said the teacher

Eventually it was Little Johnnyrsquos turn

Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacherrsquos deskrdquo$2467rdquo he said

ldquo$2467rdquo cried the teacher ldquoWhat in the world were you sellingrdquo

ldquoTooth brushesrdquo said Little Johnny

ldquoTooth brushesrdquo echoed the teacher ldquoHow could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much moneyrdquo

ldquoI found the busiest corner in townrdquo said Little Johnny ldquoI set up a Dip amp Chip stand I gave everybody who walked by a sample

They all said the same thing

Hey this tastes like shit

Then I would sayrdquo It is shitrdquo

Wanna buy a toothbrushrdquo

Submitted by Dave Evens Chilliwack BC

Continued from Previous Page

Men have two emotions Hungry and Horny If you see him without an erection make him a sandwich

Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events

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Boy calls 911 Hello I need your help

911 Alright What is it

Boy Two girls are fighting over me

911 So whatrsquos your emergency

Boy The ugly one is winning

AB Events

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

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AB Events

Facing noise bylaws that single out motorcycles

Contact MODEL for assistance no matter what province in

Canada you live in wwwmodeledmontoncom

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AB Events

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Someone stole all my credit cards but I wonrsquot be

reporting it Thethief spends less than my wife did

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Get your event information to us - we cannot promote what we donrsquot have

an informed community is a strong communityeventsbeltdrivebettycom

AB Events

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TEXTING CODES FOR SENIOR CITIZENS AS FOLLOWS

ATD - At the Doctorrsquos

BFF - Best Friendrsquos Funeral

BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth [this one is very hilarious]

CBM - Covered by Medicare

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Busted Knuckle ChroniclescopyThe

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

AB Events

Upcoming ab EventsAll Events

Select arrows to view events

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When We RideTalk with a group of riders and yoursquoll soon realize that the reasons we choose to ride a motorcycle are very different for each and every one of us The riding community in Saskatchewan is made up of a very diverse and broad group of people Many of us ride alone or with a few friends never joining or belonging to a club organization or group We simply plate our motorcycles and ride every chance we get

In 2013 there were 27439 motorcycles registered (at some part of the riding season by either plates

or permits) These motorcycles were registered in 626 different locations We are literally spread ALL OVER this province

All of us do share 4 common things1 the roads we ride on2 the traffic we ride with3 the reality that we all have zero control over

what another driver rider is going to do when in traffic on the highway in a parking lot or basically anywhere

4 that we need to be aware alert and riding for any and all situations at all times

It does not matter how long yoursquove been riding the type of motorcycle you are riding your age the others you may be riding with the length of your hair how cool your jacket is the type of gear to choose to (or not to) wear and on and on and on

The only thing that matters is how much you are paying attention when you are riding and that you are riding to your own personal ability as a rider

In Saskatchewan the top major reasons a motorcyclist uses when an accident does occur are

1 Inattention - yeshellipmotorcyclists use this as a reason when they have an accident

2 Road condition excessive loose gravel ndash ride for the conditions of the road you seeing in front of you and that you are on Loose gravel and dirt on the road surface is a huge problem all year roundhellipnot just till the roads are cleaned in the Cities

3 Driver inexperience confusion ndash there are a lot of new riders out there and riders who are returning to their motorcycles after many years This has nothing to do with the age of a rider

4 Wild life (animals) ndash yes we do a lot of riding where there is wild life

5 Careless Driving Stunting ndash going too fast passing improperly following too closely etc

This information was taken from a Causation Study done from 2007 ndash 2012 by Traffic Safety Services ndash SGI

So when you get on your motorcycle for the first time this seasonhellipand every time you ride Please rememberhellip

bull ride like you will never be given the right of way

bull ride like you are never seenbull watch the conditions of the road you

are riding on at all timesBe defensive alert aware and always on guard

Rhonda CwynarPresident RAGERiders Against Government Exploitation

RAGE - SK Events

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SK Events

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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SK Events

HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONrsquoT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF ALL MY FRIENDS ARE MAD BECAUSE THEY THINK I AM

SHOUTING AT THEM OVER INTERNET PLEASE HELP

We always hold hands If I let go she shops

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Special thanks to Sven Bernard of Johnny Pag Motorcycles of Canada for donating the bike that the

Canadian Legion of Riders in North Battleford Saskatchewan won

They are raffling it off to raise funds for their projects

Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle

NAME

ADDRESS

PHONE

1st Prize Custom Painted Johnny Pag Motorcycle valued at $8500 supplied by Johnny Pag Motorcycles of Canada amp Belt Drive Betty WC Distributing 1-780-881-56782nd Prize Autographed Andrew Albers Minnesota Twins Jersey3rd Prize Autographed Bobby Hull Chicago Black Hawks Jersey Proceeds to Veteran related charities

Canadian Legion of Riders Charity RaffleDraw July 13 2014 at Rockinrsquo the Rink Meota SK at Midnight

Lottery Licence RR13-0504

Tickets $5 each

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Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List

Saskatchewan Ride for SightElbow Arena and Fairgrounds

Save the Date June 20 - 22 2014

Pondarosa MH amp RV ParkLocated on Trans Canada Highway

east side of Swift Current SK Ph (306) 773-5000

Open all year

RV and Tenting sites creekside ~Full or Partial Hook-ups BathroomsShowers ~ Laundry Facilities ~ Internet

CAA Approved

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FreedomIt is a hard concept to really truly wrap your mind around We here in the west are quick to pound our chest and proclaim that we are the proud and free The sad thing is freedom is a mirage lingering on the horizon For many of us we work an honest day work ride our bikes in the mean time we complain about politics to our friends but we never really do anything about it other than some grumbles We could be plopped down in any part of the world and our lives would change very little That is not freedom - only the allusion of freedom

As we sit idly by watching our police forces militarize we blindly seek out more rules more regulations Irsquom not sure what the tipping point was what had caused us to shift our focus from freedom true freedom to regulation I do remember growing up in the seventies We didnrsquot have clasps and locks on the cabinets our mothers never absently minded left us in the kitchen by ourselves When I was bad in school I was sent to the Principalrsquos office and was punished by a leather strap across my behind (I still donrsquot swear)

Trying out for sport teams was a try out Not everyone made the team The ones that didnrsquot spent the year shooting pucks into pails snagging baseballs rolling off of roofs until we were good enough to make the team the next year We had winners and losers and even in the playground

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

Continued Next Page

-bad Uncle Monkey

bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events

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when the next goal won each and every one of us knew exactly what the score was and who the real winner was It drove us to be better Sports were not for everyone though Those that didnrsquot excel on the field read books created art Of my friends growing up some went on to play in the NHL my cousin is a mover and shaker in Silicon Valley designing and programming many of the things we use today Others became mechanics and plumbers-the blue collar workers who keep this world running Yet others became doctors and lawyers others became successful actors and musicians teachers and mothers But somewhere someone decide to level the playing field that we were all special little stars Everyone made the team everyone got a medal That it wasnrsquot fair that someone would succeed where others couldnrsquot That parenting should fall on someone elsersquos shoulder - daycares teachers the government Society forgot that it was suppose to be harder for the asthma kid with the deformed leg to play sports Society forgot that those disadvantaged who truly wanted and worked hard still found success We threw away personal responsibility personal accountability If a person backs over a kid in their driveway its not because they are a bad driver

not because they are a bad parent not because they were not paying attention - it is because the company didnrsquot put sensors on the back of the car If a kid shoots up a school its not because of mental illness not because of bad parenting or teaching

- its because the government didnrsquot take away our guns (Considering the recent rash of stabbings in schools and malls it is obvious that person will use any and all things) Each of these small steps was on our freedom pushing it a little farther down into the dirt Our last freedom is freedom of speech that Irsquom allowed to speak my mind here Freedom as long as Irsquom mindful of sponsors event organizersWhen will we regain our freedom Should we regain our freedom Read K Randall Ballrsquos Sam Chopper Orwell to find out what will happen if we donrsquot

-bad Uncle Monkey

E K D M Q T V M Y M B M M G I S M T S O Y E M N T E I E E Q Z X E E A E O O B R I A H N P N I J R A N C L D G B C C A C H S B A C I T D I L U E I M S H I I E T A G S R I D E N D G M U T A M D T R I E K C N R N M E R I D E N U N L U L O A E E H M M C E M N R G A E O U G N M M P S Z R O M E A I M F M V M C M E N S T R U A L R R R A N K E Y H N M H I V V W O P E O X N C R A N S F A A S B M Z M Y R M J S U Y A E L L D A E T S E R E M E M T M M S E M E M O R I A L I Z E M L E E W Z X C A E M E N A C I N G U R N A I L E H P O T S I H P E M C A A O R M E R I T E D X N E L U I C G H O R T Q X S A Y L E R E M T I E Z M Q M E K V R R W V Z B D N O R C E W S I T I H P E M L B N E U Y P M S H R E T I R O M E M X M S

MEMORANDUMBOOKMEMORIALISTMEMORIALIZEMEMORIALSMEMORITERMEMORIZEMEMSAHIBMENACINGMENAGEMENAGERYMENDICANCYMENDICANTMENDICATEMENDICITYMENSES

MENSTRUALMENSTRUUMMENTICULTUREMEPHISTOPHELIANMEPHITICMEPHITISMERACIOUSMERCATUREMERCHANGMANMERELLESMERELYMERESTEADMERFOLKMERGEDMERITED

Continued from Previous Page

bad Uncle Monkey - Word Search Belt Drive BettyrsquosWordsearchR R

How come we put a man on the moon before realizing it would be a good idea to put

wheels on suitcases

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SK News Events

Dare to KnowWhat your body

needs to heal itself

The BodyTalk Systemwith Practitioner Bev Groot

To book an appointment or find out more about the BodyTalk System call

3069815686

Upcoming SK EventsAll Events

Select arrows to view events

You might be a redneck if yoursquove been married 3 times and you still have the

same in laws

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MB Events

My mother taught me about TIME TRAVELldquoIf you donrsquot straighten up Irsquom going to knock you into the middle of next weekrdquo

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The Grande Prairie Toys for Tots season opener

by Belt Drive Betty

Our local Grande Prairie Toys for Tots group hosts a number of events all riding seasonThe first of those events was their annual swap meet which was held at the Army Navy Air Force Club on Saturday May 10thThere was great participation from the business community with vendors like Bear Biker Wear coming all the way from Bonnyville and Bentleyrsquos from Crestomere in central Alberta adding to the local vendorsA couple of the riding clubs were on hand and I got to interview Manimal of the Chozen Breed and Barb from the Iron Sirens ndash two great local riding clubs that are growing here in Grande Prairie

in search of

lost indians

Pages 1 - 8by Ken Aiken

Continued Next Page

Bentleys Motosicle Pain Tin

Contents

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener

35-37 The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener38-39 Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful40-44 ON News Events45-48 ON Events49-50 Sport - News Events51 Sports Events52 Website Tip of the Week53 Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events54-56 ON Events57 ON Events - Classified AD of the Week58-60 Support Our Troops61 QC Events62 Moto Moncton NB Events63 NB Events64 NB News Events65 WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events66-68 NS Events69-70 NL Events

Irsquove been in love with the same woman or 49 years If my wife ever

finds out shersquoll kill me

RR

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I also got some time with Jamie the new president of Toys for Tots and Seth the new vice presidentThese two along with the rest of the board and volunteers did a great job of organizing the event and by the looks of things they are on to a

ragingly successful season They have a ton of events planned to support our local kidsOther vendors included Uncle Buckrsquos ndash they make the BEST beef jerky around this part of the country and members of the Grandview Hutterite colony were out with some amazing gloves both gauntlets and working gloves The quality of the tanning dying and stitching is utterly fabulous Righteous Cycles was the only local bike shop on hand but they had lots to offerA wide variety of parts were on hand for almost

every brand of motorcycle out there and there were some jewelry and clothing vendors on hand as wellThere were only two vacant tables The traffic was good and the ANAVETS club did a brisk business selling breakfast and later lunchThe one thing I love about these season opener events is that a person gets to see people that

Continued from Previous Page

Continued Next Page

Chozen Breed Booth

Bear and Penny Bear and his bride Penny

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Continued from Previous Pagehave been in hibernation all winter Heck I saw people that I havenrsquot seen in two and three years and it was fantasticOur local Toys for Tots does amazing work in our community and they deserve the support of every dealer and rider in the region Their next event is the Kneez in the Breeze run on May 24th Check out their poster and if you can consider attending

it I know that I had a blast last yearI myself have to be at my Defense Fund Poker Run in Nisku at Blackjacks but if you are in Grande Prairie and area and are looking for a great group to ride and share the day with you wonrsquot find much finer that the guys and gals of Grande Prairie Toys for Tots

- BDB

Righteous Cycles

Righteous Cycles

Randy Cholach and sister Patty

Iron Sirens Booth

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Itrsquos a beautiful day and you feel like going for a ride on your ATV UTV or motorcycle On the trails along the roads and waterways or on the edge of the woods there are sometimes toxic plants that are dangerous to our health Poison Ivy is more common but others are not as well known such as Giant Hogweed To help you identify them when you make stops during these rides let me show in this article three toxic plants that you may come acrossGiant HogweedShort story Originating in the Caucasus it was probably introduced to North America as an ornamental plant It has since taken root and become widespread in many European countries as well as Australia New Zealand the United States and Canada In Quebec it is considered to be an invasive alien plantDescription It can measure 2 to 5 metres high and 30 centimetres to 1 metre after mowing or cutting Its stem is robust covered in white hairs and raspberry red to purple spots spread out and well defined The leaves can reach up to 15 metres

wide by 3 metres longToxic part Its sap (a colourless odourless liquid secreted by all parts of the plant)Effects Contact with the sap followed by exposure to the sun is odourless but can produce dermatitis up to 48 hours after exposure This is characterized by redness of the skin and swelling blisters or even skin lesions at times serious resembling first or second-degree burnsPlaces Disturbed wetlands (along waterways

ditches roads etc)Take note After the wounds heal brown or white spots can linger for many months or even years on the affected areas and they can remain sensitive to the lightCanadian provinces where it is found British Columbia Ontario Quebec New BrunswickSources Deacutevelopppement durable Environnement Faune et Parcs du gouvernement du Queacutebec Santeacute et services sociaux du Queacutebec (French version only) Espace pour la vie de MontreacutealWild ParsnipDescription The flowers have light yellow-green umbels The first year the plant generally presents a low rosette of fusiform leaves while the roots are developing and flowers in the second year on a long stem before dying

Continued Next Page

V I S I T U S A T

W W W K I M P E X N E W S C O MW W W K I M P E X C O M

Hog Weed

Wild Parsnip

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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Toxic part Its sapEffects Like the Giant Hogweed its sap contains chemical products which on human skin can cause reactions similar to serious burns rashes or blistersPlaces Disturbed environments (abandoned yards open fields alongside roads etc)Take note The plantrsquos chemical composition is known to reduce weight gain and decrease fertility in cattle that eat itCanadian provinces where it is found In all provinces and territories with the exception of NunavutSources Canadian Biodiversity Information Facility from Governement of Canada Ministry of Natural Resources from Governement of OntarioPoison IvyDescription A woody perennial plant with creeping climbing or bushy glossy leaves

Toxic part Its sap contains a toxic resin (present in all parts of the plant except the pollen) Any contact with a broken part of the plant a contaminated object or an animal runs the risk of provoking a reaction The seriousness of the reaction depends on individual sensitivity the amount of sap in contact with the skin and exposed areas of the body

Effects A rash manifested by intense itching and redness Swelling and blisters can also be seen all usually between 24 to 48 hours after contact

Places River banks clearings the edge of the woods along roads etc

Take note Inhalation of smoke coming from burning Poison Ivy plants provokes an extremely painful eruption of the lining of the lungs which can lead to respiratory problems and even death

Canadian provinces where it is found In all provinces with the exception of Newfoundland-Labrador

Sources Governement of Canada Health Espace pour la vie Montreacuteal

Continued from Previous Page

Poison Ivy

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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On May 7th the official Road Captain was announced for the 4th Annual Bob Probert Ride This yearrsquos honourary grand marshal is the beautifully talented Emmy Award nominated Jacqueline MacInnes

Wood Thatrsquos right our very own hometown Canadian actress disc jockey singer television host and skilled motorcycle rider will lead the estimated 1100 motorcycles on June 22nd from Thunder Road Harley-Davidson Born in Windsor Ontario she is best known for her role as Steffy Forrester on the long-running American soap opera The Bold and the Beautiful She is also the younger sister to Dani Probert the Event Co-Chair for the Bob Probert RideFor the past four years riders in vests leather boots and blue jeans revved their

engines honouring the late hockey player Bob Probert while benefitting cardiac care at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Itrsquos a fitting tribute given that Bob was a Harley-Davidson enthusiast himself and also loved participating in charity ridesJacqueline now joins the small list of past

Continued Next Page

Mike Bechard

2014 Bob Probert Ride Media LaunchON News Events

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road captains such as former hockey players and Bobrsquos teammates Tony Amonte Sheldon Kennedy and Chris Chelios All of whom led a brigade of motorcycles following a scenic routearound Windsor and Essex County riding along the water and through the county settings showcasing the arearsquos beautyThe route has planned stops in Amherstburg Colchester Belle River and the Riverside Sportsmenrsquos Club mdashthe final stop Each stop is unique and gives the riders an opportunity to get something to eat and drink while a chance to win some awesome prizes like autographed Original Six jerseysBob Probert was a local hockey icon and an enforcer who played in the National Hockey League

Continued from Previous Page

Continued Next Page

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for 16 seasons with the Detroit Red Wings and the Chicago Blackhawks He passed away in 2010 after suffering a heart attack while on his boat out on Lake St Clair Dani Probert Bobrsquos widow has been organizing the memorial ride since its inception in 2011 That year was especially significant because

it was the first year that she was actually able to process the overwhelming amount of supportIn the last three years motorcyclists werenrsquot the only ones who turned out for the memorial ridemdashthousands of spectators stood at the side of the road to cheer the riders on at the different stops All participants of the Bob Probert Ride have risen over $300000 to fund the expansion of the cardiac care unit at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Windsor unfortunately has one of the highest rates of cardiac emergencies in Canada and there is not enough room to meet the demands As a result routine procedures are often rescheduled to make way for emergency cases Dani Probert and the hospital boardrsquos ultimate goal are to make the unit open 247 and have two beds available for angioplasty instead of just oneItrsquos hard to put into words how the communityrsquos support has helped Dani and her four children Brogan Tierney Jack and Declyn after such an immense loss In addition the family looks forward to this yearrsquos ride being even bigger with riders from

all over including Michigan paying homage to their father ldquoThe Enforcerrdquo Bob ProbertThe date for the 2014 Bob Probert Ride is June 22nd and all up-to-date information can be found on the website wwwprobertridecomRide safe ride freeMike ldquoChopperrdquo Bechard

Continued from Previous Page

ON News Events

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The 2014 ldquoRide for MSrdquo now in its 6th year is on Sunday September 21 2014 Shar Good Event Organizer recounts ldquoIt has been a learning experience receiving the help of Mike Bechard of the Lone Wolf Clubhouse back in the beginning to bring to life my dream of an event such as this since my diagnosis of Multiple

Sclerosis in 1985 I wanted to make a difference and help in any way I couldrdquo Good explains ldquoMultiple Sclerosis is the most commonly diagnosed neurological disease found in individuals between the ages of 15 to 40mdashthis area of Southwestern Ontario has a high number of affected people Reports from local neurologists tell us that approximately 700 to 800 citizens in our area have been diagnosedGood went on to say ldquoAll motorcycle riders are welcome to participate in the Ride for MS poker run to benefit the Windsor-Essex County Chapter of the MS Society of Canada This great ride starts and ends with a full course family style dinner at the Columbus Center of South Windsor 2014 Columbus Drive in Windsor Registration begins at 900AM and will run until 1030AM Registration Fees are as follows Rider $30 (FREE with $100 in Pledges) Passenger $20 (Free with $100 in Pledges) Participants are encouraged to collect pledges to receive pledge awards that start at $200 with Gas Cards awarded for pledges starting at $250 The Pledge Award Tier is provided on the pledge sheet available for download at wwwlonewolfclubhousecom and wwwmssocietycachaptersessexcommunityhtm The first stop of the poker run will be The Leaf in Windsor where you are welcome to have a full breakfast from the menu followed by stops at The

Sandbar Waterfront Grill (providing lunch specials) Birdiersquos Perch out in Leamington (providing FREE bottled water) the Pelee Island Winery in Kingsville (providing FREE wine tasting) Crabby Joersquos in Essex with the last optional stop being at Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery where you will receive a 6th optional card for your poker handrdquo Shar goes on to explain the 6th poker stop is optional giving you an extra chance to get either the Best or Worst Poker Hand of the day and win a prize for each Six stops in total are allocated along the 100 mile route Itrsquos so much fun itrsquos wonderful to be able to host a fundraiser that puts a smile on everyonersquos facerdquo Once back at the Columbus Center of S Windsor there is a family style dinner and an opportunity to participate in a 5050 Draw a Chinese Auction and a Gift Certificate Grab Bag There are Door Prizes for the ride participants using their Free Door Prize ticket they received upon Registration Good goes on to welcome non-riders as there are DINNER ONLY TICKETS available for $25 each and when purchasing in a set of 2 tickets a tax receipt for $20 will be issued Shar reiterates ldquoBikers Sponsors Volunteers amp Contributors to the event make it happen We have been blessed in the past and again this year with this event being sponsored by DIAMOND SPONSORSHIPS Biz X The Leaf Families First amp Leather King and RUBY SPONSORSHIPS UNIFOR Local 444 Robinson Motorcycle Avon Canada Fran Sales CrsquoEst Bon Lone Wolf Clubhouse Comfort Inn Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery Pelee Island Winery Sandbar Waterfront Grill Steversquos Auto Shine Birdiersquos Perch Canadian Tire (Tecumseh Rd E Windsor) Molson Coors and Belt Drive Betty The contributions of businesses in our community of door prizes and auction items add personality to the event

Good is happy to report ldquoTo date the Ride for MS has raised $33900 that has been used in assisting those with MS to subsidize the purchase of much needed assisted that enhance the quality of their

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livesrdquo As Event Planner amp Creator Good observes first hand how the money raised facilitates those living with multiple sclerosis Having MS herself she works with the Windsor-Essex County Chapter as a past board member aiding their membership almost on a daily basis Good reflects on her past involvement with the society and what she learned ldquoI was amazed with how much the special equipment cost and was surprised with the amounts that were not covered The depths that the society had to go through to make sure people with MS got

the equipment they needed when they needed it amazed merdquo This is where the Ride for MS and the funds raised from this event come into play ldquoThe society informs the participant of this event annually at the dinner as to how the funds raised were used which is importantrdquo says Good ldquothe feeling you get when a recipient of these funds find out you are a participant of the event that helped them obtain a piece of equipment gives you a hug and says thank you is surrealrdquoJoin us on Sunday September 21st and make someonersquos wish for a better quality of life become a reality For more information you may contact Shar at (519) 798-3858 or by email at shar54xplornetca SUBJECT Ride for MS

ON News Events

Whatever you do in life always give 100 Unless yoursquore

donating blood

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Grand Bendrsquos ldquoVintage Bike DaysrdquoThis years Annual ldquoShow amp Shinerdquo event will be held in Grand Bend and takes place on Sunday July 20 2014 from 1000am until around 1pm right on Grand Bendrsquos Main Street (exact location will be announced soon)Again this year there is no registration fee no official judging no vendors and itrsquos NOT a swap-meet but there will be a group ride from Main Street to the Grand Bend MOTORPLEX Raceway

to enjoy the Vintage Road Racing Associations ldquoSUMMER CLASSICrdquo EventVintage related club and group displays are encouragedJust show up and proudly show off your scooters and motorcycles All makes and models of Vintage amp Classic bikes are most welcomeFind us on Facebook httpwwwfacebookcompagesGrand-Bends-Vintage-Bike-Days204561802964090sk=wallampapp_data

HHR RouteDetails are here We are assembling in front of the HQ building at CFB Trenton with the ride departing at 1145 Due to some issues related to our permit that could not be resolved in the short time remaining before our Ride we in the interest in safety and the show must go on have decided to move our Rally to the Whitby Entertainment Centrum This is where the ride will end It is the same location as our assembly last yearJoin us as we welcome home our HEROES as the mission has ended in Afghanistan for our Canadian ForcesHope to see many of you there

ON Events

2930 Haldimand Road 20 Cayuga1st Annual Autism Rodeo amp Family Day Charity Event to raise funds for Autism

11am-5pm Family Time bull Live bands ~ TBAbull Kids Gamesbull Face Paintingbull Free BBQ amp Drink with admission

5pm-2am Adults ONLY~Rodeo Timebull Motorcycle Gamesbull Show N Shine bull Pig Roastbull Live Bands ~ TBAbull Beer Kegs

Overnight Camping (Adults Only) Sponsors

raquo Motorcycle Enhancements raquo Tattz AndCompany raquo Black widow paintball amp Airsoftl raquo Mainway Sports raquo Action Auto raquo Paula Manto Swick Registered Disability

Savings Plan Rep raquo CrazeePaint Airbrushing

VendorsTattz AndCompanyBlack widow Paintball amp AirsoftPaula Manto Swick Registered Disability Savings Plan Rep

All proceeds go to Autism Awarenes

Autism Rodeo amp Family Day - August 2nd 2014

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ON Events

Why a round pizza gets delivered in a square box

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ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo Winner of Combined SOAR and RACE Events Get CSBK National Support (csbkca)This Ontario motorcycle roadracing season sanctioning groups SOAR and RACE are working together with a pair of Series race

weekends SOAR is hosting the RACE group at Grand Bend Raceway on June 13-15 while RACE returns the favor by hosting SOAR racers at Shannonville Motorsport Park June 27-29 As part of this co-promotion Dunlop racing tire distributor Pro 6 Cycle and the National Mopar CSBK organizing group have also joined up to provide a special bonus for Amateur Sport Bike

Continued Next Page

Dunlop Amateur Showdown winner to get National support

Sports - News Events

ADULTA person who has stopped

growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle

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class (approx 600cc) competitors A two round points-paying Series will recognize the appropriate Sport Bike-type class races at the SOAR and RACE-hosted events determining the top rising star in that category The racer who achieves the best combined result from the two race ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo will receive a competition award sponsoring their entry for the final Amateur Sport Bike Mopar CSBK National rounds at Canadian Tire Motorsport Park August 15-17Dunlop distributor Pro 6 Cycle and CSBK will supply competitor entry and racing tires to the winner of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo for the

CTMP National weekend The entry will include both Saturday and Sunday Amateur Sport Bike double header rounds with the successful Amateur competitor receiving a maximum of six Dunlop DOT-type class appropriate racing tires for use during the three day eventThe winning competitor must not have held a Pro motorcycle roadracing License nor can they have competed in more than two previous National races SOAR and RACE organizers will be the final judges of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo and ensure that all competitors respect the structure and spirit of the bonus competitionFor more information please check the SOAR (soaracingca) and RACE Events (Shannonvillecom) official web sites

Sports - News Events

DatesMay 16thJune 20thJuly 25thAugust 15thSeptember 12th

Registration opens at 5pm on the day of the event followed by racing at 7pm All racers must havevalid motorcycle drivers licensefull faced Snell 05 approved helmetgauntlet style leather glovesleather jacketleather bootscompetitors exceeding 120 mph will be required to wear full leathersMotorcycles must be in good working order and will be required to pass tech inspection prior to their first pass CLICK HERE for additional information on the Mission Raceway Park and their street legal Friday night races

2014 CMDRA Bracket Racing at Mission Raceway

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Sports Events

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

THE 27th

THREE DAY

May 171819 ndash 2014 ndash at Scotch Creek

All usual Classes ndash Entry $25 per day - $10 Vintage - Kids free

The Old Guy in 1971

Dean Seaman 2014

171819 ndash 2014 ndash171819 ndash 2014 ndash

This year the event will enter a new era with a two day Modern Trial

Total results will count for the overall Championship

Round 2 in Rocky Mountain House ABRound 3 in Ymir BC

We also have planned a Kids Trialon the Saturday night for

Both Electric and engine powered bikes Camping is good with Porta -Potties on site

Call for details of Motels etc

Phone Outlaw Dave for further info (250) 545-6139Directions - Follow the road to Scotch Creek from Hiway one West of Sorrento Then turn left

At Leopold road at the top of the hill after you leave town (Tire sign on left) red arrows from that point

A big thanks to the land owners for the use of this fantastic area

Modern Trial - Saturday amp Sunday - Vintage Monday Start time 10am all three days

13 13 13 13 13 13

For13 Immediate13 Release13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 May13 813 201413 13 CMDRA13 Announces13 Revised13 201413 Schedule13 13 The13 Canadian13 Motorcycle13 Drag13 Racing13 Association13 is13 releasing13 details13 of13 their13 updated13 201413 schedule13 The13 six13 race13 series13 which13 includes13 events13 in13 British13 Columbia13 Alberta13 and13 Ontario13 required13 revision13 following13 the13 unexpected13 announcement13 of13 the13 suspension13 of13 operations13 at13 one13 of13 the13 venues13 included13 in13 the13 original13 schedule13 13

Revised13 201413 Schedule13 June13 141513 13 Grand13 Bend13 Motorplex13 Grand13 Bend13 ON13 June13 2213 (113 day13 event)13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 July13 121313 13 13 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13 August13 232413 13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 Fort13 St13 John13 BC13 September13 6713 13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 September13 272813 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13

13

13 13

13 CMDRA13 Executive13 Director13 Kevin13 Shupac13 commented13 ldquoThe13 CMDRA13 is13 sincerely13 thankful13 for13 the13 support13 the13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 and13 Castrol13 Raceway13 and13 all13 of13 the13 tracks13 the13 CMDRA13 will13 visit13 in13 201413 We13 would13 also13 like13 to13 thank13 our13 members13 for13 their13 patience13 during13 the13 past13 four13 weeksrdquo13 13 13

13 13

infocmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 13 wwwcmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 1877580900813 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 TwitterCMDRA201413 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 Facebook13 CMDRA13

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR After your hands become coated with

grease your nose will begin to itch

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Did you know that BeltDriveBettycom has the most comprehensive database of Canadian Riding Clubs on the on the internet Wersquove revamped our Riding Club directory and wersquod like to know what you think Itrsquos indexed by Province and by Type of Riding Club for easy browsing

bull Brand Specificbull Cruising and Touringbull Military bull Lifestylebull Occupation-Relatedbull Rider Rights and Freedomsbull Vintagebull Sportsbull Womenrsquos Riding Clubsbull Motorcycle Ministries

httpwwwbeltdrivebettycomcommunityriding-clubs

TIP OF THE WEEK RIDING CLUBS section REVAMPED

on Facebook has photo albums for each province and month filled with tons of events

httpwwwfacebookcomCanadianMotorcycleEventsphotos_albums

Visit our page and go to the photos link once there click on albums to find the Province and month you are interested in

You can also use our national calendars at wwwcanadianmotorcycleeventscom - filled with even more event information you can sort them right down to only one province and they are highly shareable

Our CANADIAN MOTORCYCLE EVENTS

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

ldquoIf yoursquore going to kill each other do it outside I just finished cleaningrdquo

Website Tip of the Week

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Tides roll in and tides roll out

There arenrsquot too many things in life that are predictable but ocean tides are one of them

Our family just returned from a short vacation on a Vancouver Island beach and I found the tides fascinating

Incoming tides covered the beach and at high tide you could literally see all the sandcastles wood forts and creations literally disappear under the water never to be seen again

The outgoing tides revealed a clean fresh canvas and some sea-life caught in the tidal pools left behind or laying helplessly on the beach Seagulls swooped down to shell covered areas of the beach in search of oysters that had been stranded on the half kilometer sandy beach as the eagles hovered above looking for their next snack

I could not help but think about the lsquoTides of Lifersquo where we know that until our number comes up and we face eternal judgment each day the sun will come up we will spend time with those people whom we love (family friends) and with people whom we would most likely prefer not to be spending time with (school work) and we will experience all the good and not so good that the

tides of life bring our way Night will come and in the morning we will repeat the cycle all over again

As a born-again believer I felt the tide analogy was an appropriate one The ocean washes away everything left on the beach and when we ask Christ for the forgiveness of our sins he literally washes them away Check out this verse from ldquoOur Ownerrsquos Manual for Liferdquo found in Psalm 103 verse 12 ldquoHe has removed our sins as far from us as the east is from the westrdquo

Our biker church exists to take the ldquoGood Newsrdquo and the ldquoSalvation Messagerdquo to un-churched bikers here on the West Coast In fact our prayer is that the Holy Spirit would become like a raging wildfire touching the hearts and lives of bikers resulting in an assurance of eternity with our Jesus in heaven and a life on this earth that takes on new meaning and purpose

If you think riding your scoot along a seaside highway on a hot summerrsquos day is something special just wait until you do it when Jesus Christ is at the controls of your lifehellip there is no greater lsquohighrsquo and bigger lsquorushrsquo than this All it takes is a few short words ask Jesus to forgive you for your sins tell him you that you want him to be Lord of your life Follow this up with prayer and bible reading and oh yeahhellip believe that he does in fact lsquohave your backrsquo in this life

Ride safe Ride true

Pastor Chuck

Canadian Riders Support Program Network

By joining the Canadian Riders Support Program you volunteer to provide assistance to broken down riders in your area This assistance may include providing information about nearby repair shops towing accommodations making phone calls providing directions etc While some Canadian Riders have expressed that they would be able to provide help with tools wrenching towing and even temporary accommodations the level of assistance you may provide is totally up to you as you feel comfortable and safe to do soLetrsquos face it most of us have been there away from home and broke down by the side of the road Canadian Rider Members are also listed in Belt Drive Bettyrsquos Little Black Book a resource directory currently carried in the saddlebags of thousands of Canadian Riders As a ldquoThank Yourdquo from Belt Drive Betty Canadian Riders Support Network Members receive The Busted Knuckle Chronicles E-Subscription free of charge

Come join us at httpwwwcanadianridersca

Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events

Pastor Chuck

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G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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ON - Events

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ON News - ON Events

If everything seems to be going well you have obviously

overlooked something

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Classified Ad of the Week

2002 Tiny Mite Cargo Trailer

Stock CTRL0033 Colour Blue Features Very clean trailer in excellent condition tons of storage good quality cargo trailer at a good price

Price $ 2495 CAD NO GST

Contact

Trike Zone

(780) 389-3344

Mulhurst Bay AB

Email edwardtrikezonecom

ON Events - Classified AD of the Week

Upcoming ON EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

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Join Veterans Law Enforement First Responders and their supporters from both Canada and the US on this overnight cross border ride to Wenatchee Washington June 7th 2014Check out httpcanamveteransrideweeblycom for details laquoHalf The Fun is Getting Thereraquo

Support Our Troops

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Support Our Troops

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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Support Our Troops

Upcoming SOT EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

Are you a veteran who owns a businessWould you like to promote your products or services but find advertising expensive

Get 50 off your first 6 months of advertisingContact Belt Drive Betty to find out about the

Veteranrsquos Business Starter Programbdbettygmailcom

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Tee Shirts Patches amp More in the BDB Store

We appreciate your support

wwwbdbstorecom

QC EVENTS

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What did the elephant say to the naked man How do you breathe through that

tiny thing

Ah lsquoFridayrsquo my second favorite F-word

August 7 - 10 2014 - In the Heart of Downtown MonctonThe MotoMoncton Festival was first launched in August of 2011 with motorcyclists from near and taking over Monctonrsquos downtown core This three-day event featured motorcycle stunt shows a burnout competition group rides throughout Southeastern New Brunswick a bike cruise through Moncton live entertainment on Main Street and much moreIn 2012 the City of Moncton was pleased to host another weekend of motorcycle madness in downtown Moncton and to welcome bikers from across the region and across the country as the city hosted both MotoMoncton and the 17th Canadian National Harley Owners Group Rally Moncton was honoured to be chosen as host city for this national event and together with MotoMoncton the HOG Rally proved to be yet another exciting motorcycle weekend in the cityThis past August 2013 MotoMoncton organizers were yet again pleased to host another successful weekend of exciting activity with thousands visiting the festival grounds throughout the weekend

The festival an initiative of the City of Moncton is made possible by the support of various partners including Downtown Moncton Centre-Ville Inc various local motorcycle dealers and clubs and other community partners

For more information and sponsorship enquiries please contact 506-383-7020 506-877-7700 of by Email infomotomonctoncaOr visit motomonctonca

MOTO MONCTON NB EVENTS

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What are three words a woman never wants to hear when shersquos making love ldquoHoney Irsquom homerdquo

NB EVENTS

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club would be very pleased if you would help support our up coming charity event in support of the DECH Childrenrsquos Ward

This year our Toy Ride takes place June 14th 2014 We are celebrating our 30th Ride Register early to receive a limited Edition 30th Anniversary Shirt

Registration forms online at

httpfrederictonmotorcycleclubcaHomephp

The ride begins at the parking lot of the Canadian Tire Two Nations Crossing (North Side) On site registration between 930 am amp 1045 am Ride begins at 11 am sharp

The Motorcyclist will enjoy a scenic country ride via Nashwack Bridge to Stanley At the Stanley school there will be a barbeque Show-N-Shine 5050 draw silent auction etc

The group will return via the Royal Road ending up at the DECH for the presentations of the Toys and monies raised to the Child Life Unit of the DECH

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club has been the most consistent supporter of the DECH Childrenrsquos Life Unit since 1985 All of the funds raised and Toys collected go to the hospitalized Children

Please share this email with all your friends Help us Brighten A Childrsquos Stay

Fredricton Motorcycle Club Toy Ride

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Where Royal Canadian Legion Branch 350 Port DalhousieWhen Saturday 7 June Blessing starts 11am followed by the Show and Shine

Show and Shine Entry fee $1000

11 trophies up for grabsbull Best in Show 1st 2nd 3rd placebull Best cruiser 1st amp 2nd placebull Best touring 1st and 2nd placebull Best sport bike 1st amp 2nd placebull Best sport touring 1st amp 2nd place

BBQ burgers and sausage on a bun for sale 5050 draw coffee and donutsAll proceeds to support the Royal Canadian Legion Port DalhousieI challenge all Bike clubs in the Niagara area to attend this wonderful event Hosted by the Working Stiffs Riding ClubCanadian Legion Branch 350 Located at 600 Ontario St St Catharines ON L2N 7P8 (Known as Port Dalhousie ) 905-934-1261 Please use Joe Caruso as a contact andor myself Joes email address is kawasaki07bellnet andor faronleonardhotmailcom Thank You look forward to meeting some day

Blessing of the Motorbikersquos and Show and Shine

NB News Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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Actor WisdomThere are four questions of value in lifehellip What is sacred Of what is the spirit made What is worth living for and what is worth dying for The answer to each is the same Only love~ Johnny Depp

Polymath WisdomBelieve none of what you hear and half of what you see- Benjamin Franklin

Spiritual Leader WisdomHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else yoursquore the one who gets burned ~ Buddha

Educator WisdomPeople who consider themselves victims of their circumstances will always remain victims unless they develop a greater vision for their lives ~ Stedman Graham~

Spiritual Teacher WisdomIt is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living ~ Eckhart Tolle

Lithographer WisdomA positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort ndash Herm Albright

I just got back from a pleasure trip I took my mother-in-law to

the airport

WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events

R RWYZWMNrsquoSWORDS TO THE WISE

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Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

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I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

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A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

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Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

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In Search Of Lost IndiansThe Indian Parcel Car became one of the first post-war production models offered for 1920 The 1920s saw side cars designed as taxis and all manner of specialty delivery vehicles The Indian Motocycle Company actively promoted the use of sidcar-equipped motorcycles for retail businesses during this decade Their 1928 brochure advertises the Indian Service Car with ldquosix novel body designs to choose fromrdquo and the chassis sold for $65 compared to $100 for a Princess Sidecar Two of the more interesting of the lost Indians are the ldquoIndian Bandit Chaserrdquo and Indian Chief Fire

Patrol both introduced during the last two months of 1927The Bandit Chaser was an armored police vehicle with protective shields made of 116-inch ldquocruciblerdquo steel with windows of 78-inch safety glass and a gun port The Princess sidecar was lined with armor plate and there were leg shields of the same material for the driver It was claimed to be completely bullet proof and the armor to add only

Continued Next Page

Continued from Previous Page

The 1931 Indian Dispatch-Tow originated from this patent design although the very similar appearing Traffic Car

(VC-13) wouldnrsquot appear until 1936

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40 lbs to the Indian Chief and sidecar with ldquono sacrifice to speed power and ease of handlingrdquo Photos prove that at least five Bandit Chasers were built for the NYPD and the initial Indian PR release features two of New Yorkrsquos Finest

National Rapid Fire Revolver Champion A P Schuler and Officer J Heney The Indian fire vehicle was equipped with a 25-gallon chemical tank and pump two 25 gallon extinguishers (one foam and one soda-acid type) 100 feet of chemical hose four 15-quart carbon-Tetrachloride extinguishers a firemanrsquos axe two

steel brooms for grass fires a pike pole and a crowbar Powered by a Chief 74 it carried two firemen and the company claimed the half-ton Indian Chief Fire Patrol could reach speeds of 65 mph Built in conjunction with American La France they were designed for rapid response and small fires

In Search Of Lost Indians

Continued Next Page

Continued from Previous Page

One of few Indian Traffic Cars to have survived resides in the Wheels Through Time museum

This new Delivery Van was introduced in August 1927 for the 1928 model year Although this was one of the

pre made models the company advertised custom build designs according to the nature of the business This one was fitted with two Gladstone bags a brief case a portable typewriter and a complete assortment of riding

equipment

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Itrsquos hard to determine what happened to these Indian models as the turbulent years from 1928 to 1930 were filled with a succession of four different presidents and boards of directors It was a time of stock manipulation and secret projects even in the aftermath of Black Friday The Indian Shock Absorber and Indian Ventilator were being manufactured the experimental car project was axed and a natural gas powered refrigerator was developed then terminated by another incoming president The Indian Arrow outboard motor was acquired and improved under one president

promoted by another and terminated by a third Two completely different and separate airplane projects took place during that short era--the development of the Tridar amphibious plane and the building of the Continental A-40 prototype engine for the Piper Club ldquoTaylorcraftrdquo The Indian company acquired controlling interest in Du Pont Motors in April 1930 and within a month the du Ponts purchased control of Indian The assembly of the last Du Pont cars took place in the motorcycle factory until January 1932 Somehow out of the tumultuous dust cloud of those years a new Indian motorcycle emergedThe anecdotal story about the development of the modern trike is that Indianrsquos chief engineer Charles Franklin was in a conversation with the management of the local Packard car dealership about the difficulty and cost in having to use two men to make repair and delivery calls to their customers Franklin went back to his office

designed a 101 Scout with two rear wheels and a differential axle and within a few weeks the service vehicle prototype was ready for testing In reality there was a special session of the board of directors on April 21 1930 where a motion was approved to seek the acquisition of the Stern three-wheeled delivery vehicle patents The Stern brothers ndashAlbert Joseph Julius and Ernestmdashhad invented a three-wheeled vehicle and at least one of their patents--filed on July 2 1930 patent 1877609 granted on September 13 1932mdashwas subsequently assigned to the Indian Motocycle Company What really happened is anyonersquos guess The Indian Dispatch-Tow (101 DT) was introduced as a 1931 model but the design drawing for Sternsrsquo patent leaves no doubt as to who invented the modern chassis-type trike There were at least three interesting passenger versions built on the Dispatch-Tow chassis

In Search Of Lost Indians

Continued Next Page

Continued from Previous Page

This Art-Deco inspired Indian trike design was actually produced for the Wobber Company Wouldnrsquot I like to

have one of these Designed in 1948 it never made it off the drawing boards

yet it looks remarkably like the Ariel made by Ducati

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In Search Of Lost IndiansContinued from Previous Page

One had a basic rear buggy-like seat another a couch-like bench and a third design had two comfortable bucket seats The history of the Dispatch-Tow has always seemed to be well documented even for the very rare 1939 Traffic Car (VC-13) but the discovery of this series of photographs has shaken my faith I now suspect that more Indians were lost during another chaotic decade filled with corporate incompetence

changing markets and World War II The Indian Side Car and the Delivery Van survived as long as the company did but design drawings and photos show that Indianrsquos designers were developing new styles as late as 1948 The Dispatch-Tow survived longer than the Springfield factory being built under the same name but as a British motorcycle Still I often wonder if in some foreign warehouse or rural barn there might still be a lost Indian waiting to be found The 1914 electrified motorcycle wouldnrsquot have required the heavy acetylene systemThe only modifications made to this stock electric model were the addition of an engine belly pan and

3-inch wide tires that required removal of the rear fender He covered 33789 miles from San Diego to New York in 11 days 12 hours and 10 minutes and earned himself the nickname ldquoCannonballrdquo

by Ken

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Northern BC TELUS Motorcycle Ride For Dad

June 14 2014 11am-330pmKinsmen Hall - Prince George - British ColumbiaJoin us for a fun-filled day of riding with a lunch poker run prizes and much more all while helping to raise money to fight prostate cancer for our local communityCharles Brunette - 250-612-1856 - cbrunetterfdgmailcom

BC Events

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BC Events

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102 4664 Lougheed HwyBurnaby BC

Phone 6044286777Fax 6044285222

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The Blue Knights are a not-for-prot fraternal organization consisting of active and retired police men and women who enjoy riding motorcycles With over 600 chapters worldwide and 20000 members the Blue Knights promote camaraderie with the police community while actively assisting local charitable organizations

If you are an active or retired member of the police consider joining Vancouver Islandrsquos newest Blue Knights Chapter BC VIII based out of Victoria

The Blue Knights are a not-for-prot fraternal organization consisting of active and retired police men and women who enjoy riding motorcycles With over 600 chapters worldwide and 20000 members the Blue Knights promote camaraderie with the police community while actively assisting local charitable organizations

If you are an active or retired member of the police consider joining Vancouver Islandrsquos newest Blue Knights Chapter BC VIII based out of Victoria

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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The longest sentence known to man ldquoI dordquo

BC Events

Upcoming BC EventsAll Events

Select arrows to view events

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National News

Attention ALL NON Profits amp Riding Clubs

The Busted Knuckle Chronicles amp Belt Drive Betty Media offer you many

FREE ways to market your event

Through our Online Events Calendars that are highly shareable our mobile app

that works on over 2200 different phones through our

Facebook amp Twitter Network and right here in the newspaper

We are Canadarsquos ONLY Weekly Newspaper for the Canadian Riding

Communityamp wersquod love to promote your event

So what are you waiting for Get your event information into us today

Send us your stories posters and information and wersquoll help spread the word

eventsbeltdrivebettycomRemember - We canrsquot promote

what we donrsquot have

RR

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Why were males created before females

Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy

National Events

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CONCORD Ontario (May 9 2014) ndash Take a break from the rat race on June 22-23 to join the

thousands of Harley-Davidsonreg motorcycle riders around the world who are shedding the shackles of responsibility and hitting the open road during the Harley-Davidsonreg World RideldquoFor these two days riders will unite to blow off the daily grind and celebrate that being free is a lot more funrdquo said Nigel Villiers Harley-Davidson Director of Integrated Consumer Experience ldquoRiding is more appreciated when you can steal the time from something yoursquod rather not be doing so let the meetings and honey-dos wait until Tuesday and just riderdquo

One World Two Days Millions of MilesLaunched in 2008 by the Harley Owners Groupreg as Million Mile Monday the annual riding event was expanded into the two-day Harley-Davidsonreg World Ride in 2012 to give more riders worldwide an opportunity to participate In 2012 participants logged 77 million miles but last year as riders celebrated the 110th Anniversary of the Harley-Davidson Motor Company and the 30th Anniversary of HOGreg riders from 66 countries blitzed that record by more than 25 per cent tallying an official total of more than 10 million miles Riders logged their miles solo in groups large and small and through a variety of dealer-lead events around the world united by their shared passion for motorcycling

Whether itrsquos across town cross-country or anything in between every mile counts and can be recorded by logging into the Harley-Davidsonreg online mileage accumulator at h-dcomworldride where a rolling odometer will record the collective distance travelled by all participants in the World RideldquoEvery mile we ride together strengthens the bonds between riders and showcases to the world the powerful expression of freedom the World Ride representsrdquo Villiers said New for 2014 ride participants can also log their post-ride mileage directly onto the World Ride website from mobile devices and share their riding stories and photographs on social media sites like Facebook and Twitter using the hashtag HDworldride Participants can also download a certificate of participation after logging their mileage on the World Ride website To learn more about the Harley-Davidsonreg World Ride visit h-dcomworldride About Deeley Harley-Davidsonreg CanadaDeeley Harley-Davidsonreg Canada is the exclusive Canadian distributor of Harley-Davidsonreg motorcycles Genuine Motor Parts and Accessories and MotorClothesreg apparel which are provided through a national network of authorized Harley-Davidsonreg Retailers Office and distribution warehouse facilities are located in Richmond British Columbia and Concord Ontario

Deeley Harley-Davidsonreg Canada Media Contact

Janet Tinsley ndash Senior Manager Marketing Services and Communications ndash (905) 482-4209 email janettinlseydeeleycom

SET YOURSELF FREE ON THE HARLEY-DAVIDSONreg WORLD RIDEJoin HOGreg and Riders Around the World on the Open Road June 22-23

National Events

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I hate Mondays but probably not for the same reasons most of you dislike them

I generally love my job helping riders find the news and information that is important to them BUT

Today like every riding season Monday the news feeds are FILLED with crashes that took place over the weekend

Page after page of crash stories some about dead riders some about injured riders and some about those who got lucky

It is my job to sift through the feeds and find the information that is pertinent to Canadians and sadly I found information on three crashes all in Ontario

In the first crash a rider hit and killed a dog but

suffered minor injuries himself the second article is about a lady rider in critical condition and the third article is about a rider who died

In the case of the lady ride an east bound pickup struck her north bound motorcycle and the driver was charged with careless driving

In the case of the rider who died he got into some gravel and hit the ditch

Folks WE riders have to become so hyper aware out there we need to sharpen our skills

My heart is breaking for the families of these riders

Itrsquos not a great start to the work week and with the long weekend coming I am seriously concerned for the riding community - I beg you - PLEASE be hyper aware of your surroundings

Get out in a parking lot and practise your emergency stopping make sure your tires are inflated properly and that your motorcycle is in good repair

One other thing I would like you to consider please

wear good gear it might save your life save you tons of healing time and with the condition of our roadways and so many who drive other automobiles not paying attention or being aware isnrsquot that little extra piece of mind worth it

For the other news that could affect your day or life as a rider visit wwwbeltdrivebettycom

Until Next week I am your editor Belt Drive Betty

From the Depths of File 13 - I Hate Mondays

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Top Rocker Motorcycle Gear LtdTough Mudder is coming to the Drumheller Badlands this September Top Rocker is hoping to enter a team for this world event We have 2 team members and need at least 4 more If you think yoursquore up to the challenge and want to take on this team challenge then come and join the Top Rocker Tough Mudder team For more information send me an email to toprockergearhotmailcomNEVER HEARD OF TOUGH MUDDER Check this out httpstoughmuddercomhttpwwwyoutubecomuserToughMudder

Top Rocker Motorcycle Gear Ltd11 2 ave NRosedale Alberta T0J 2V0Phone (403) 823-4327Email toprockergearhotmailcomWebsite httptoprockergearcom

Okay Okay it all makes sense now I never looked at it this way before MENtal illness MENstrual cramps MENtal breakdown MENopause GUYnecologist

And when we have REAL trouble itrsquos a HISterectomy Ever notice how all of womenrsquos problems start with MEN

Whatrsquos the difference between chopped beef and pea soupEveryone can chop beef but not everyone can pea soup

AB News - Events

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So how many folk REALLY LOOK at their tires How often do you look at them What are you looking forPossibly the most important part of a bike safety wise are the tires Think about it these are the sole contact between the road and the bike they are

how we stop start and go around corners If the tires are too soft or too hard the bike handles VERY poorly if the tires are too worn they will not grip the road in wet conditions and are prone to going flat If you are using the wrong kind of tire for your bike that too will contribute to poor performance On a bike the contact patch is so much smaller than for a car or truck so therefore it is that much more important to us the rider

Here are some things to watch forAge of the tire How do we know what the age of the tire is Look on the side wall of the tire there will be a code which on one side of the tire will start with DOT and have at least 12 characters after the DOT the last set of numbers are the ones which will tell you the date (on the other side of the tire the code will only be the date code) Since 2000 the last set fo numbers will be four numbers the first two numbers will tell you in which week of the year the tire was made the last two will designate the year So for example 3412 this tire was made in the 34th week of 2012 Hopefully you are not riding on tires made before 2000 Tires that are too old are too hard and will not grip the road Likewise the age of the tire will affect the warranty manufacturers will warranty a tire for five years from

the date of manufacture andor four years from the date of purchase (side note here is yet another reason to keep your receipts) Tire air pressure There are notations on your bike and in the owners manual which will tell you the air pressures you should run Typically these are different pressures front and back and will also be different for differing ride conditions whether riding two-up high speed or regular riding A word of caution here until you are familiar with your bike

and how it handles follow these guide lines exactly and even after that follow these fairly closely Too little air will lead to very poor handling and the possibility that your tire might come off the rim under sever conditions like a hard corner Too high a pressure will lead to early failure of the tire and also premature wear

Continued Next Page

by David Pocock

Tires for motorcycles care and feeding

Tires For Motorcyles Care amp Feeding - AB Events

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Continued from Previous Page

Tirewheel balance As important as wheel balance is on a car consider that on a bike it is even more so on a bike A rear tire that is out of balance will contribute to sever fatigue in the rider and be bad for the general handling amongst other problems If the front tirewheel is out of balance this can be a much more dangerous problem steering will be hard in minor cases and almost impossible in the extreme If the front tire is unbalanced there will be ldquospeed wobblerdquo which can easily upset the bike even at lower speedsTread condition When tires are made there is a ldquowear barrdquo moulded in this bar will show when the tire has reached what the manufacturer feels is the limit of safe remaining tread on the tire When you see the ldquowear barrdquo get the tire replaced because any further wear will just be dangerous to you and others When you are on your new tires be cautious for the first 100 or so km because in that first little layer of rubber will be some remnants of ldquomould release compoundrdquo This ldquomould release compoundrdquo is a very slippery substance that is sprayed into the mould just before the rubber is injected so that the tire will not stick to the mould which makes for poor to low traction till it has

been worn off If it has or is raining when you go to pick your bike up after a tire change to new tires consider putting of picking your bike up till conditions are dryAs always you the rider are responsible check you tire pressures everyday you ride and have a good look at the condition of the tires at least once a week look for gouges slices bulges chunks missing from the tread or anything else that ldquodoesnrsquot look quite rightrdquo The life you save will probably be your ownRide safe we would rather talk to you than about you

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch

Tires For Motorcyles Care amp Feeding - AB Events

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Newfie Diet

A Newfie was terribly overweight so the doctor put her on a diet

ldquoI want you to eat regularly for 2 days then skip a day then eat regularly again for 2 days then skip a day Repeat this procedure for 2 weeks The next time I see you you should have lost at least 5 poundsrdquo

When the Newfie returned she shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 lbs

ldquoWhy thatrsquos amazingrdquo the doctor said ldquoDid you follow my instructionsrdquo

The Newfie nodded ldquoIrsquoll tell you though be jaesuz I trsquoaut I were going to drop dead on dat lsquotird dayrdquo

ldquoFrom the hunger you meanrdquo asked the doctor

ldquoNo from the fuckinrsquo skippinrsquordquo

Submitted by Sandra Bannerman Ontario

Volunteers

Eleven women were clinging precariously to a wildly swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on Mount Everest Ten were blonde one was a brunette

As a group they decided that one of the party should let go

If that didnrsquot happen the rope would break and everyone would perish

For an agonizing few moments no one volunteered

Finally the brunette gave a truly touching speech saying she would sacrifice herself to save the lives of the others

All the blondes applauded

Submitted by Jacqueline Archembeault Saguenay QC

Human Race

A little girl asked her mother ldquoHow did the human race come aboutrdquo

The Mother answered ldquoGod made Adam and Eve they had children and so all mankind was maderdquo

A few days later the little girl asked her father the same question The father answered ldquoMany years ago there were monkeys and we developed from themrdquo

The confused girl returns to her mother and says ldquoMom how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God and Papa says we developed from monkeysrdquo

The Mother answers ldquoWell dear it is very simple I told you about the origin of my side of the family and your father told you about his siderdquo

Continued Next Page

Vilna Ironhorse Motorcycle Show amp Shine

-Saturday June 29th 2013 On-site Camping gt Vendors Show amp Shine Prizes Music Events Fundraising

Registration from 10-11am - $1000 cash prize for best overall (spectator

favorite) Cash Categories includ Best Dressed Chopped Touring Street

Stock Vintage Best Paint Trike (selected judges) Hosted by the Vilna

amp District Chamber of Commerce - Event Contact - Ed Phone (780) 636-

3364 (2) c|o sponsored by Howlin Coyote Motorcycle Campground

- Camping - On site Convenience Store

June 28 - July 01 2013

Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events

If I agreed with you wersquod both be wrong

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Motherrsquos Shock

A mother enters her daughterrsquos bedroom and sees a letter on the wall over the bed With the worst premonition she reads it with trembling hands It is with great regret and sorrow that Irsquom telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend I found real passion and he is so nice with all his piercings and tattoos and his big motorcycle

But is not only that Mum Irsquom pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods He wants to have many more children with me and thatrsquos one of my dreams Irsquove learned that marijuana doesnrsquot hurt anyone and wersquoll be growing it for us and his friends who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we may want

In the meantime wersquoll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure for Ahmed to get better he deserves it Donrsquot worry Mom Irsquom 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself Some day Irsquoll visit for you to know your grandchildren Your daughter Judith

PS Mum itrsquos not true Irsquom at the neighbourrsquos house I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than my report card thatrsquos in the desk drawer

Submitted by Brenda Beamish Moncton NB

Productive Salesmanship ndash A Little Johnny Joke

The kids filed back into class Monday morning They were very excited

Their weekend assignment was to sell something

then give a talk on productive salesmanship

Little Mary led off ldquoI sold girl scout cookies and I made $30rdquo she said proudly ldquoMy sales approach was to appeal to the customerrsquos civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious successrdquo

ldquoVery goodrdquo said the teacher

Little Sally was next ldquoI sold magazinesrdquo she said ldquoI made $45 and

I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them abreast of current eventsrdquo

ldquoVery good Sallyrdquo said the teacher

Eventually it was Little Johnnyrsquos turn

Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacherrsquos deskrdquo$2467rdquo he said

ldquo$2467rdquo cried the teacher ldquoWhat in the world were you sellingrdquo

ldquoTooth brushesrdquo said Little Johnny

ldquoTooth brushesrdquo echoed the teacher ldquoHow could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much moneyrdquo

ldquoI found the busiest corner in townrdquo said Little Johnny ldquoI set up a Dip amp Chip stand I gave everybody who walked by a sample

They all said the same thing

Hey this tastes like shit

Then I would sayrdquo It is shitrdquo

Wanna buy a toothbrushrdquo

Submitted by Dave Evens Chilliwack BC

Continued from Previous Page

Men have two emotions Hungry and Horny If you see him without an erection make him a sandwich

Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events

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Boy calls 911 Hello I need your help

911 Alright What is it

Boy Two girls are fighting over me

911 So whatrsquos your emergency

Boy The ugly one is winning

AB Events

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

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AB Events

Facing noise bylaws that single out motorcycles

Contact MODEL for assistance no matter what province in

Canada you live in wwwmodeledmontoncom

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Proud sponsors of

INJURY CONTROLRESEARCH GROUPFaculty of MedicineUniversity of Alberta

The Canadian Paraplegic Association

Someone stole all my credit cards but I wonrsquot be

reporting it Thethief spends less than my wife did

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Get your event information to us - we cannot promote what we donrsquot have

an informed community is a strong communityeventsbeltdrivebettycom

AB Events

13

2120 Sparrow Drive Nisku

Phone (780) 955-2581

wwwrigpigclubcom

2120 Sparrow Drive Nisku

Phone(780) 955-2581 Toll Free Reservations 1-800-420-1596

wwwairwaysinnca

2120 Sparrow Drive Nisku Alberta T9E 8A2Phone (780) 955-2581 bull Fax (780) 955-9466

Reservations Toll Free 1-800-420-1596

C O U N T R Y I N N

ldquoThe Original International Airport Hotelrdquo

A I R P O R T P A R K I N G

2110 Sparrow Drive Nisku

Phone (780) 955-2336wwwblackjacksroadhousecom

TEXTING CODES FOR SENIOR CITIZENS AS FOLLOWS

ATD - At the Doctorrsquos

BFF - Best Friendrsquos Funeral

BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth [this one is very hilarious]

CBM - Covered by Medicare

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Busted Knuckle ChroniclescopyThe

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

AB Events

Upcoming ab EventsAll Events

Select arrows to view events

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When We RideTalk with a group of riders and yoursquoll soon realize that the reasons we choose to ride a motorcycle are very different for each and every one of us The riding community in Saskatchewan is made up of a very diverse and broad group of people Many of us ride alone or with a few friends never joining or belonging to a club organization or group We simply plate our motorcycles and ride every chance we get

In 2013 there were 27439 motorcycles registered (at some part of the riding season by either plates

or permits) These motorcycles were registered in 626 different locations We are literally spread ALL OVER this province

All of us do share 4 common things1 the roads we ride on2 the traffic we ride with3 the reality that we all have zero control over

what another driver rider is going to do when in traffic on the highway in a parking lot or basically anywhere

4 that we need to be aware alert and riding for any and all situations at all times

It does not matter how long yoursquove been riding the type of motorcycle you are riding your age the others you may be riding with the length of your hair how cool your jacket is the type of gear to choose to (or not to) wear and on and on and on

The only thing that matters is how much you are paying attention when you are riding and that you are riding to your own personal ability as a rider

In Saskatchewan the top major reasons a motorcyclist uses when an accident does occur are

1 Inattention - yeshellipmotorcyclists use this as a reason when they have an accident

2 Road condition excessive loose gravel ndash ride for the conditions of the road you seeing in front of you and that you are on Loose gravel and dirt on the road surface is a huge problem all year roundhellipnot just till the roads are cleaned in the Cities

3 Driver inexperience confusion ndash there are a lot of new riders out there and riders who are returning to their motorcycles after many years This has nothing to do with the age of a rider

4 Wild life (animals) ndash yes we do a lot of riding where there is wild life

5 Careless Driving Stunting ndash going too fast passing improperly following too closely etc

This information was taken from a Causation Study done from 2007 ndash 2012 by Traffic Safety Services ndash SGI

So when you get on your motorcycle for the first time this seasonhellipand every time you ride Please rememberhellip

bull ride like you will never be given the right of way

bull ride like you are never seenbull watch the conditions of the road you

are riding on at all timesBe defensive alert aware and always on guard

Rhonda CwynarPresident RAGERiders Against Government Exploitation

RAGE - SK Events

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SK Events

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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SK Events

HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONrsquoT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF ALL MY FRIENDS ARE MAD BECAUSE THEY THINK I AM

SHOUTING AT THEM OVER INTERNET PLEASE HELP

We always hold hands If I let go she shops

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Special thanks to Sven Bernard of Johnny Pag Motorcycles of Canada for donating the bike that the

Canadian Legion of Riders in North Battleford Saskatchewan won

They are raffling it off to raise funds for their projects

Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle

NAME

ADDRESS

PHONE

1st Prize Custom Painted Johnny Pag Motorcycle valued at $8500 supplied by Johnny Pag Motorcycles of Canada amp Belt Drive Betty WC Distributing 1-780-881-56782nd Prize Autographed Andrew Albers Minnesota Twins Jersey3rd Prize Autographed Bobby Hull Chicago Black Hawks Jersey Proceeds to Veteran related charities

Canadian Legion of Riders Charity RaffleDraw July 13 2014 at Rockinrsquo the Rink Meota SK at Midnight

Lottery Licence RR13-0504

Tickets $5 each

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Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List

Saskatchewan Ride for SightElbow Arena and Fairgrounds

Save the Date June 20 - 22 2014

Pondarosa MH amp RV ParkLocated on Trans Canada Highway

east side of Swift Current SK Ph (306) 773-5000

Open all year

RV and Tenting sites creekside ~Full or Partial Hook-ups BathroomsShowers ~ Laundry Facilities ~ Internet

CAA Approved

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FreedomIt is a hard concept to really truly wrap your mind around We here in the west are quick to pound our chest and proclaim that we are the proud and free The sad thing is freedom is a mirage lingering on the horizon For many of us we work an honest day work ride our bikes in the mean time we complain about politics to our friends but we never really do anything about it other than some grumbles We could be plopped down in any part of the world and our lives would change very little That is not freedom - only the allusion of freedom

As we sit idly by watching our police forces militarize we blindly seek out more rules more regulations Irsquom not sure what the tipping point was what had caused us to shift our focus from freedom true freedom to regulation I do remember growing up in the seventies We didnrsquot have clasps and locks on the cabinets our mothers never absently minded left us in the kitchen by ourselves When I was bad in school I was sent to the Principalrsquos office and was punished by a leather strap across my behind (I still donrsquot swear)

Trying out for sport teams was a try out Not everyone made the team The ones that didnrsquot spent the year shooting pucks into pails snagging baseballs rolling off of roofs until we were good enough to make the team the next year We had winners and losers and even in the playground

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

Continued Next Page

-bad Uncle Monkey

bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events

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when the next goal won each and every one of us knew exactly what the score was and who the real winner was It drove us to be better Sports were not for everyone though Those that didnrsquot excel on the field read books created art Of my friends growing up some went on to play in the NHL my cousin is a mover and shaker in Silicon Valley designing and programming many of the things we use today Others became mechanics and plumbers-the blue collar workers who keep this world running Yet others became doctors and lawyers others became successful actors and musicians teachers and mothers But somewhere someone decide to level the playing field that we were all special little stars Everyone made the team everyone got a medal That it wasnrsquot fair that someone would succeed where others couldnrsquot That parenting should fall on someone elsersquos shoulder - daycares teachers the government Society forgot that it was suppose to be harder for the asthma kid with the deformed leg to play sports Society forgot that those disadvantaged who truly wanted and worked hard still found success We threw away personal responsibility personal accountability If a person backs over a kid in their driveway its not because they are a bad driver

not because they are a bad parent not because they were not paying attention - it is because the company didnrsquot put sensors on the back of the car If a kid shoots up a school its not because of mental illness not because of bad parenting or teaching

- its because the government didnrsquot take away our guns (Considering the recent rash of stabbings in schools and malls it is obvious that person will use any and all things) Each of these small steps was on our freedom pushing it a little farther down into the dirt Our last freedom is freedom of speech that Irsquom allowed to speak my mind here Freedom as long as Irsquom mindful of sponsors event organizersWhen will we regain our freedom Should we regain our freedom Read K Randall Ballrsquos Sam Chopper Orwell to find out what will happen if we donrsquot

-bad Uncle Monkey

E K D M Q T V M Y M B M M G I S M T S O Y E M N T E I E E Q Z X E E A E O O B R I A H N P N I J R A N C L D G B C C A C H S B A C I T D I L U E I M S H I I E T A G S R I D E N D G M U T A M D T R I E K C N R N M E R I D E N U N L U L O A E E H M M C E M N R G A E O U G N M M P S Z R O M E A I M F M V M C M E N S T R U A L R R R A N K E Y H N M H I V V W O P E O X N C R A N S F A A S B M Z M Y R M J S U Y A E L L D A E T S E R E M E M T M M S E M E M O R I A L I Z E M L E E W Z X C A E M E N A C I N G U R N A I L E H P O T S I H P E M C A A O R M E R I T E D X N E L U I C G H O R T Q X S A Y L E R E M T I E Z M Q M E K V R R W V Z B D N O R C E W S I T I H P E M L B N E U Y P M S H R E T I R O M E M X M S

MEMORANDUMBOOKMEMORIALISTMEMORIALIZEMEMORIALSMEMORITERMEMORIZEMEMSAHIBMENACINGMENAGEMENAGERYMENDICANCYMENDICANTMENDICATEMENDICITYMENSES

MENSTRUALMENSTRUUMMENTICULTUREMEPHISTOPHELIANMEPHITICMEPHITISMERACIOUSMERCATUREMERCHANGMANMERELLESMERELYMERESTEADMERFOLKMERGEDMERITED

Continued from Previous Page

bad Uncle Monkey - Word Search Belt Drive BettyrsquosWordsearchR R

How come we put a man on the moon before realizing it would be a good idea to put

wheels on suitcases

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SK News Events

Dare to KnowWhat your body

needs to heal itself

The BodyTalk Systemwith Practitioner Bev Groot

To book an appointment or find out more about the BodyTalk System call

3069815686

Upcoming SK EventsAll Events

Select arrows to view events

You might be a redneck if yoursquove been married 3 times and you still have the

same in laws

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My mother taught me about TIME TRAVELldquoIf you donrsquot straighten up Irsquom going to knock you into the middle of next weekrdquo

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The Grande Prairie Toys for Tots season opener

by Belt Drive Betty

Our local Grande Prairie Toys for Tots group hosts a number of events all riding seasonThe first of those events was their annual swap meet which was held at the Army Navy Air Force Club on Saturday May 10thThere was great participation from the business community with vendors like Bear Biker Wear coming all the way from Bonnyville and Bentleyrsquos from Crestomere in central Alberta adding to the local vendorsA couple of the riding clubs were on hand and I got to interview Manimal of the Chozen Breed and Barb from the Iron Sirens ndash two great local riding clubs that are growing here in Grande Prairie

in search of

lost indians

Pages 1 - 8by Ken Aiken

Continued Next Page

Bentleys Motosicle Pain Tin

Contents

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener

35-37 The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener38-39 Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful40-44 ON News Events45-48 ON Events49-50 Sport - News Events51 Sports Events52 Website Tip of the Week53 Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events54-56 ON Events57 ON Events - Classified AD of the Week58-60 Support Our Troops61 QC Events62 Moto Moncton NB Events63 NB Events64 NB News Events65 WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events66-68 NS Events69-70 NL Events

Irsquove been in love with the same woman or 49 years If my wife ever

finds out shersquoll kill me

RR

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I also got some time with Jamie the new president of Toys for Tots and Seth the new vice presidentThese two along with the rest of the board and volunteers did a great job of organizing the event and by the looks of things they are on to a

ragingly successful season They have a ton of events planned to support our local kidsOther vendors included Uncle Buckrsquos ndash they make the BEST beef jerky around this part of the country and members of the Grandview Hutterite colony were out with some amazing gloves both gauntlets and working gloves The quality of the tanning dying and stitching is utterly fabulous Righteous Cycles was the only local bike shop on hand but they had lots to offerA wide variety of parts were on hand for almost

every brand of motorcycle out there and there were some jewelry and clothing vendors on hand as wellThere were only two vacant tables The traffic was good and the ANAVETS club did a brisk business selling breakfast and later lunchThe one thing I love about these season opener events is that a person gets to see people that

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Chozen Breed Booth

Bear and Penny Bear and his bride Penny

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Continued from Previous Pagehave been in hibernation all winter Heck I saw people that I havenrsquot seen in two and three years and it was fantasticOur local Toys for Tots does amazing work in our community and they deserve the support of every dealer and rider in the region Their next event is the Kneez in the Breeze run on May 24th Check out their poster and if you can consider attending

it I know that I had a blast last yearI myself have to be at my Defense Fund Poker Run in Nisku at Blackjacks but if you are in Grande Prairie and area and are looking for a great group to ride and share the day with you wonrsquot find much finer that the guys and gals of Grande Prairie Toys for Tots

- BDB

Righteous Cycles

Righteous Cycles

Randy Cholach and sister Patty

Iron Sirens Booth

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Itrsquos a beautiful day and you feel like going for a ride on your ATV UTV or motorcycle On the trails along the roads and waterways or on the edge of the woods there are sometimes toxic plants that are dangerous to our health Poison Ivy is more common but others are not as well known such as Giant Hogweed To help you identify them when you make stops during these rides let me show in this article three toxic plants that you may come acrossGiant HogweedShort story Originating in the Caucasus it was probably introduced to North America as an ornamental plant It has since taken root and become widespread in many European countries as well as Australia New Zealand the United States and Canada In Quebec it is considered to be an invasive alien plantDescription It can measure 2 to 5 metres high and 30 centimetres to 1 metre after mowing or cutting Its stem is robust covered in white hairs and raspberry red to purple spots spread out and well defined The leaves can reach up to 15 metres

wide by 3 metres longToxic part Its sap (a colourless odourless liquid secreted by all parts of the plant)Effects Contact with the sap followed by exposure to the sun is odourless but can produce dermatitis up to 48 hours after exposure This is characterized by redness of the skin and swelling blisters or even skin lesions at times serious resembling first or second-degree burnsPlaces Disturbed wetlands (along waterways

ditches roads etc)Take note After the wounds heal brown or white spots can linger for many months or even years on the affected areas and they can remain sensitive to the lightCanadian provinces where it is found British Columbia Ontario Quebec New BrunswickSources Deacutevelopppement durable Environnement Faune et Parcs du gouvernement du Queacutebec Santeacute et services sociaux du Queacutebec (French version only) Espace pour la vie de MontreacutealWild ParsnipDescription The flowers have light yellow-green umbels The first year the plant generally presents a low rosette of fusiform leaves while the roots are developing and flowers in the second year on a long stem before dying

Continued Next Page

V I S I T U S A T

W W W K I M P E X N E W S C O MW W W K I M P E X C O M

Hog Weed

Wild Parsnip

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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Toxic part Its sapEffects Like the Giant Hogweed its sap contains chemical products which on human skin can cause reactions similar to serious burns rashes or blistersPlaces Disturbed environments (abandoned yards open fields alongside roads etc)Take note The plantrsquos chemical composition is known to reduce weight gain and decrease fertility in cattle that eat itCanadian provinces where it is found In all provinces and territories with the exception of NunavutSources Canadian Biodiversity Information Facility from Governement of Canada Ministry of Natural Resources from Governement of OntarioPoison IvyDescription A woody perennial plant with creeping climbing or bushy glossy leaves

Toxic part Its sap contains a toxic resin (present in all parts of the plant except the pollen) Any contact with a broken part of the plant a contaminated object or an animal runs the risk of provoking a reaction The seriousness of the reaction depends on individual sensitivity the amount of sap in contact with the skin and exposed areas of the body

Effects A rash manifested by intense itching and redness Swelling and blisters can also be seen all usually between 24 to 48 hours after contact

Places River banks clearings the edge of the woods along roads etc

Take note Inhalation of smoke coming from burning Poison Ivy plants provokes an extremely painful eruption of the lining of the lungs which can lead to respiratory problems and even death

Canadian provinces where it is found In all provinces with the exception of Newfoundland-Labrador

Sources Governement of Canada Health Espace pour la vie Montreacuteal

Continued from Previous Page

Poison Ivy

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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On May 7th the official Road Captain was announced for the 4th Annual Bob Probert Ride This yearrsquos honourary grand marshal is the beautifully talented Emmy Award nominated Jacqueline MacInnes

Wood Thatrsquos right our very own hometown Canadian actress disc jockey singer television host and skilled motorcycle rider will lead the estimated 1100 motorcycles on June 22nd from Thunder Road Harley-Davidson Born in Windsor Ontario she is best known for her role as Steffy Forrester on the long-running American soap opera The Bold and the Beautiful She is also the younger sister to Dani Probert the Event Co-Chair for the Bob Probert RideFor the past four years riders in vests leather boots and blue jeans revved their

engines honouring the late hockey player Bob Probert while benefitting cardiac care at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Itrsquos a fitting tribute given that Bob was a Harley-Davidson enthusiast himself and also loved participating in charity ridesJacqueline now joins the small list of past

Continued Next Page

Mike Bechard

2014 Bob Probert Ride Media LaunchON News Events

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road captains such as former hockey players and Bobrsquos teammates Tony Amonte Sheldon Kennedy and Chris Chelios All of whom led a brigade of motorcycles following a scenic routearound Windsor and Essex County riding along the water and through the county settings showcasing the arearsquos beautyThe route has planned stops in Amherstburg Colchester Belle River and the Riverside Sportsmenrsquos Club mdashthe final stop Each stop is unique and gives the riders an opportunity to get something to eat and drink while a chance to win some awesome prizes like autographed Original Six jerseysBob Probert was a local hockey icon and an enforcer who played in the National Hockey League

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for 16 seasons with the Detroit Red Wings and the Chicago Blackhawks He passed away in 2010 after suffering a heart attack while on his boat out on Lake St Clair Dani Probert Bobrsquos widow has been organizing the memorial ride since its inception in 2011 That year was especially significant because

it was the first year that she was actually able to process the overwhelming amount of supportIn the last three years motorcyclists werenrsquot the only ones who turned out for the memorial ridemdashthousands of spectators stood at the side of the road to cheer the riders on at the different stops All participants of the Bob Probert Ride have risen over $300000 to fund the expansion of the cardiac care unit at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Windsor unfortunately has one of the highest rates of cardiac emergencies in Canada and there is not enough room to meet the demands As a result routine procedures are often rescheduled to make way for emergency cases Dani Probert and the hospital boardrsquos ultimate goal are to make the unit open 247 and have two beds available for angioplasty instead of just oneItrsquos hard to put into words how the communityrsquos support has helped Dani and her four children Brogan Tierney Jack and Declyn after such an immense loss In addition the family looks forward to this yearrsquos ride being even bigger with riders from

all over including Michigan paying homage to their father ldquoThe Enforcerrdquo Bob ProbertThe date for the 2014 Bob Probert Ride is June 22nd and all up-to-date information can be found on the website wwwprobertridecomRide safe ride freeMike ldquoChopperrdquo Bechard

Continued from Previous Page

ON News Events

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The 2014 ldquoRide for MSrdquo now in its 6th year is on Sunday September 21 2014 Shar Good Event Organizer recounts ldquoIt has been a learning experience receiving the help of Mike Bechard of the Lone Wolf Clubhouse back in the beginning to bring to life my dream of an event such as this since my diagnosis of Multiple

Sclerosis in 1985 I wanted to make a difference and help in any way I couldrdquo Good explains ldquoMultiple Sclerosis is the most commonly diagnosed neurological disease found in individuals between the ages of 15 to 40mdashthis area of Southwestern Ontario has a high number of affected people Reports from local neurologists tell us that approximately 700 to 800 citizens in our area have been diagnosedGood went on to say ldquoAll motorcycle riders are welcome to participate in the Ride for MS poker run to benefit the Windsor-Essex County Chapter of the MS Society of Canada This great ride starts and ends with a full course family style dinner at the Columbus Center of South Windsor 2014 Columbus Drive in Windsor Registration begins at 900AM and will run until 1030AM Registration Fees are as follows Rider $30 (FREE with $100 in Pledges) Passenger $20 (Free with $100 in Pledges) Participants are encouraged to collect pledges to receive pledge awards that start at $200 with Gas Cards awarded for pledges starting at $250 The Pledge Award Tier is provided on the pledge sheet available for download at wwwlonewolfclubhousecom and wwwmssocietycachaptersessexcommunityhtm The first stop of the poker run will be The Leaf in Windsor where you are welcome to have a full breakfast from the menu followed by stops at The

Sandbar Waterfront Grill (providing lunch specials) Birdiersquos Perch out in Leamington (providing FREE bottled water) the Pelee Island Winery in Kingsville (providing FREE wine tasting) Crabby Joersquos in Essex with the last optional stop being at Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery where you will receive a 6th optional card for your poker handrdquo Shar goes on to explain the 6th poker stop is optional giving you an extra chance to get either the Best or Worst Poker Hand of the day and win a prize for each Six stops in total are allocated along the 100 mile route Itrsquos so much fun itrsquos wonderful to be able to host a fundraiser that puts a smile on everyonersquos facerdquo Once back at the Columbus Center of S Windsor there is a family style dinner and an opportunity to participate in a 5050 Draw a Chinese Auction and a Gift Certificate Grab Bag There are Door Prizes for the ride participants using their Free Door Prize ticket they received upon Registration Good goes on to welcome non-riders as there are DINNER ONLY TICKETS available for $25 each and when purchasing in a set of 2 tickets a tax receipt for $20 will be issued Shar reiterates ldquoBikers Sponsors Volunteers amp Contributors to the event make it happen We have been blessed in the past and again this year with this event being sponsored by DIAMOND SPONSORSHIPS Biz X The Leaf Families First amp Leather King and RUBY SPONSORSHIPS UNIFOR Local 444 Robinson Motorcycle Avon Canada Fran Sales CrsquoEst Bon Lone Wolf Clubhouse Comfort Inn Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery Pelee Island Winery Sandbar Waterfront Grill Steversquos Auto Shine Birdiersquos Perch Canadian Tire (Tecumseh Rd E Windsor) Molson Coors and Belt Drive Betty The contributions of businesses in our community of door prizes and auction items add personality to the event

Good is happy to report ldquoTo date the Ride for MS has raised $33900 that has been used in assisting those with MS to subsidize the purchase of much needed assisted that enhance the quality of their

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livesrdquo As Event Planner amp Creator Good observes first hand how the money raised facilitates those living with multiple sclerosis Having MS herself she works with the Windsor-Essex County Chapter as a past board member aiding their membership almost on a daily basis Good reflects on her past involvement with the society and what she learned ldquoI was amazed with how much the special equipment cost and was surprised with the amounts that were not covered The depths that the society had to go through to make sure people with MS got

the equipment they needed when they needed it amazed merdquo This is where the Ride for MS and the funds raised from this event come into play ldquoThe society informs the participant of this event annually at the dinner as to how the funds raised were used which is importantrdquo says Good ldquothe feeling you get when a recipient of these funds find out you are a participant of the event that helped them obtain a piece of equipment gives you a hug and says thank you is surrealrdquoJoin us on Sunday September 21st and make someonersquos wish for a better quality of life become a reality For more information you may contact Shar at (519) 798-3858 or by email at shar54xplornetca SUBJECT Ride for MS

ON News Events

Whatever you do in life always give 100 Unless yoursquore

donating blood

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Grand Bendrsquos ldquoVintage Bike DaysrdquoThis years Annual ldquoShow amp Shinerdquo event will be held in Grand Bend and takes place on Sunday July 20 2014 from 1000am until around 1pm right on Grand Bendrsquos Main Street (exact location will be announced soon)Again this year there is no registration fee no official judging no vendors and itrsquos NOT a swap-meet but there will be a group ride from Main Street to the Grand Bend MOTORPLEX Raceway

to enjoy the Vintage Road Racing Associations ldquoSUMMER CLASSICrdquo EventVintage related club and group displays are encouragedJust show up and proudly show off your scooters and motorcycles All makes and models of Vintage amp Classic bikes are most welcomeFind us on Facebook httpwwwfacebookcompagesGrand-Bends-Vintage-Bike-Days204561802964090sk=wallampapp_data

HHR RouteDetails are here We are assembling in front of the HQ building at CFB Trenton with the ride departing at 1145 Due to some issues related to our permit that could not be resolved in the short time remaining before our Ride we in the interest in safety and the show must go on have decided to move our Rally to the Whitby Entertainment Centrum This is where the ride will end It is the same location as our assembly last yearJoin us as we welcome home our HEROES as the mission has ended in Afghanistan for our Canadian ForcesHope to see many of you there

ON Events

2930 Haldimand Road 20 Cayuga1st Annual Autism Rodeo amp Family Day Charity Event to raise funds for Autism

11am-5pm Family Time bull Live bands ~ TBAbull Kids Gamesbull Face Paintingbull Free BBQ amp Drink with admission

5pm-2am Adults ONLY~Rodeo Timebull Motorcycle Gamesbull Show N Shine bull Pig Roastbull Live Bands ~ TBAbull Beer Kegs

Overnight Camping (Adults Only) Sponsors

raquo Motorcycle Enhancements raquo Tattz AndCompany raquo Black widow paintball amp Airsoftl raquo Mainway Sports raquo Action Auto raquo Paula Manto Swick Registered Disability

Savings Plan Rep raquo CrazeePaint Airbrushing

VendorsTattz AndCompanyBlack widow Paintball amp AirsoftPaula Manto Swick Registered Disability Savings Plan Rep

All proceeds go to Autism Awarenes

Autism Rodeo amp Family Day - August 2nd 2014

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ON Events

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ON Events

Why a round pizza gets delivered in a square box

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ON Events

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ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo Winner of Combined SOAR and RACE Events Get CSBK National Support (csbkca)This Ontario motorcycle roadracing season sanctioning groups SOAR and RACE are working together with a pair of Series race

weekends SOAR is hosting the RACE group at Grand Bend Raceway on June 13-15 while RACE returns the favor by hosting SOAR racers at Shannonville Motorsport Park June 27-29 As part of this co-promotion Dunlop racing tire distributor Pro 6 Cycle and the National Mopar CSBK organizing group have also joined up to provide a special bonus for Amateur Sport Bike

Continued Next Page

Dunlop Amateur Showdown winner to get National support

Sports - News Events

ADULTA person who has stopped

growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle

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Continued from Previous Page

class (approx 600cc) competitors A two round points-paying Series will recognize the appropriate Sport Bike-type class races at the SOAR and RACE-hosted events determining the top rising star in that category The racer who achieves the best combined result from the two race ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo will receive a competition award sponsoring their entry for the final Amateur Sport Bike Mopar CSBK National rounds at Canadian Tire Motorsport Park August 15-17Dunlop distributor Pro 6 Cycle and CSBK will supply competitor entry and racing tires to the winner of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo for the

CTMP National weekend The entry will include both Saturday and Sunday Amateur Sport Bike double header rounds with the successful Amateur competitor receiving a maximum of six Dunlop DOT-type class appropriate racing tires for use during the three day eventThe winning competitor must not have held a Pro motorcycle roadracing License nor can they have competed in more than two previous National races SOAR and RACE organizers will be the final judges of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo and ensure that all competitors respect the structure and spirit of the bonus competitionFor more information please check the SOAR (soaracingca) and RACE Events (Shannonvillecom) official web sites

Sports - News Events

DatesMay 16thJune 20thJuly 25thAugust 15thSeptember 12th

Registration opens at 5pm on the day of the event followed by racing at 7pm All racers must havevalid motorcycle drivers licensefull faced Snell 05 approved helmetgauntlet style leather glovesleather jacketleather bootscompetitors exceeding 120 mph will be required to wear full leathersMotorcycles must be in good working order and will be required to pass tech inspection prior to their first pass CLICK HERE for additional information on the Mission Raceway Park and their street legal Friday night races

2014 CMDRA Bracket Racing at Mission Raceway

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Sports Events

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

THE 27th

THREE DAY

May 171819 ndash 2014 ndash at Scotch Creek

All usual Classes ndash Entry $25 per day - $10 Vintage - Kids free

The Old Guy in 1971

Dean Seaman 2014

171819 ndash 2014 ndash171819 ndash 2014 ndash

This year the event will enter a new era with a two day Modern Trial

Total results will count for the overall Championship

Round 2 in Rocky Mountain House ABRound 3 in Ymir BC

We also have planned a Kids Trialon the Saturday night for

Both Electric and engine powered bikes Camping is good with Porta -Potties on site

Call for details of Motels etc

Phone Outlaw Dave for further info (250) 545-6139Directions - Follow the road to Scotch Creek from Hiway one West of Sorrento Then turn left

At Leopold road at the top of the hill after you leave town (Tire sign on left) red arrows from that point

A big thanks to the land owners for the use of this fantastic area

Modern Trial - Saturday amp Sunday - Vintage Monday Start time 10am all three days

13 13 13 13 13 13

For13 Immediate13 Release13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 May13 813 201413 13 CMDRA13 Announces13 Revised13 201413 Schedule13 13 The13 Canadian13 Motorcycle13 Drag13 Racing13 Association13 is13 releasing13 details13 of13 their13 updated13 201413 schedule13 The13 six13 race13 series13 which13 includes13 events13 in13 British13 Columbia13 Alberta13 and13 Ontario13 required13 revision13 following13 the13 unexpected13 announcement13 of13 the13 suspension13 of13 operations13 at13 one13 of13 the13 venues13 included13 in13 the13 original13 schedule13 13

Revised13 201413 Schedule13 June13 141513 13 Grand13 Bend13 Motorplex13 Grand13 Bend13 ON13 June13 2213 (113 day13 event)13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 July13 121313 13 13 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13 August13 232413 13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 Fort13 St13 John13 BC13 September13 6713 13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 September13 272813 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13

13

13 13

13 CMDRA13 Executive13 Director13 Kevin13 Shupac13 commented13 ldquoThe13 CMDRA13 is13 sincerely13 thankful13 for13 the13 support13 the13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 and13 Castrol13 Raceway13 and13 all13 of13 the13 tracks13 the13 CMDRA13 will13 visit13 in13 201413 We13 would13 also13 like13 to13 thank13 our13 members13 for13 their13 patience13 during13 the13 past13 four13 weeksrdquo13 13 13

13 13

infocmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 13 wwwcmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 1877580900813 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 TwitterCMDRA201413 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 Facebook13 CMDRA13

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR After your hands become coated with

grease your nose will begin to itch

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Did you know that BeltDriveBettycom has the most comprehensive database of Canadian Riding Clubs on the on the internet Wersquove revamped our Riding Club directory and wersquod like to know what you think Itrsquos indexed by Province and by Type of Riding Club for easy browsing

bull Brand Specificbull Cruising and Touringbull Military bull Lifestylebull Occupation-Relatedbull Rider Rights and Freedomsbull Vintagebull Sportsbull Womenrsquos Riding Clubsbull Motorcycle Ministries

httpwwwbeltdrivebettycomcommunityriding-clubs

TIP OF THE WEEK RIDING CLUBS section REVAMPED

on Facebook has photo albums for each province and month filled with tons of events

httpwwwfacebookcomCanadianMotorcycleEventsphotos_albums

Visit our page and go to the photos link once there click on albums to find the Province and month you are interested in

You can also use our national calendars at wwwcanadianmotorcycleeventscom - filled with even more event information you can sort them right down to only one province and they are highly shareable

Our CANADIAN MOTORCYCLE EVENTS

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

ldquoIf yoursquore going to kill each other do it outside I just finished cleaningrdquo

Website Tip of the Week

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Tides roll in and tides roll out

There arenrsquot too many things in life that are predictable but ocean tides are one of them

Our family just returned from a short vacation on a Vancouver Island beach and I found the tides fascinating

Incoming tides covered the beach and at high tide you could literally see all the sandcastles wood forts and creations literally disappear under the water never to be seen again

The outgoing tides revealed a clean fresh canvas and some sea-life caught in the tidal pools left behind or laying helplessly on the beach Seagulls swooped down to shell covered areas of the beach in search of oysters that had been stranded on the half kilometer sandy beach as the eagles hovered above looking for their next snack

I could not help but think about the lsquoTides of Lifersquo where we know that until our number comes up and we face eternal judgment each day the sun will come up we will spend time with those people whom we love (family friends) and with people whom we would most likely prefer not to be spending time with (school work) and we will experience all the good and not so good that the

tides of life bring our way Night will come and in the morning we will repeat the cycle all over again

As a born-again believer I felt the tide analogy was an appropriate one The ocean washes away everything left on the beach and when we ask Christ for the forgiveness of our sins he literally washes them away Check out this verse from ldquoOur Ownerrsquos Manual for Liferdquo found in Psalm 103 verse 12 ldquoHe has removed our sins as far from us as the east is from the westrdquo

Our biker church exists to take the ldquoGood Newsrdquo and the ldquoSalvation Messagerdquo to un-churched bikers here on the West Coast In fact our prayer is that the Holy Spirit would become like a raging wildfire touching the hearts and lives of bikers resulting in an assurance of eternity with our Jesus in heaven and a life on this earth that takes on new meaning and purpose

If you think riding your scoot along a seaside highway on a hot summerrsquos day is something special just wait until you do it when Jesus Christ is at the controls of your lifehellip there is no greater lsquohighrsquo and bigger lsquorushrsquo than this All it takes is a few short words ask Jesus to forgive you for your sins tell him you that you want him to be Lord of your life Follow this up with prayer and bible reading and oh yeahhellip believe that he does in fact lsquohave your backrsquo in this life

Ride safe Ride true

Pastor Chuck

Canadian Riders Support Program Network

By joining the Canadian Riders Support Program you volunteer to provide assistance to broken down riders in your area This assistance may include providing information about nearby repair shops towing accommodations making phone calls providing directions etc While some Canadian Riders have expressed that they would be able to provide help with tools wrenching towing and even temporary accommodations the level of assistance you may provide is totally up to you as you feel comfortable and safe to do soLetrsquos face it most of us have been there away from home and broke down by the side of the road Canadian Rider Members are also listed in Belt Drive Bettyrsquos Little Black Book a resource directory currently carried in the saddlebags of thousands of Canadian Riders As a ldquoThank Yourdquo from Belt Drive Betty Canadian Riders Support Network Members receive The Busted Knuckle Chronicles E-Subscription free of charge

Come join us at httpwwwcanadianridersca

Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events

Pastor Chuck

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ON Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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ON - Events

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ON News - ON Events

If everything seems to be going well you have obviously

overlooked something

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Classified Ad of the Week

2002 Tiny Mite Cargo Trailer

Stock CTRL0033 Colour Blue Features Very clean trailer in excellent condition tons of storage good quality cargo trailer at a good price

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ON Events - Classified AD of the Week

Upcoming ON EventsJune - August

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Join Veterans Law Enforement First Responders and their supporters from both Canada and the US on this overnight cross border ride to Wenatchee Washington June 7th 2014Check out httpcanamveteransrideweeblycom for details laquoHalf The Fun is Getting Thereraquo

Support Our Troops

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Support Our Troops

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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Support Our Troops

Upcoming SOT EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

Are you a veteran who owns a businessWould you like to promote your products or services but find advertising expensive

Get 50 off your first 6 months of advertisingContact Belt Drive Betty to find out about the

Veteranrsquos Business Starter Programbdbettygmailcom

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Tee Shirts Patches amp More in the BDB Store

We appreciate your support

wwwbdbstorecom

QC EVENTS

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What did the elephant say to the naked man How do you breathe through that

tiny thing

Ah lsquoFridayrsquo my second favorite F-word

August 7 - 10 2014 - In the Heart of Downtown MonctonThe MotoMoncton Festival was first launched in August of 2011 with motorcyclists from near and taking over Monctonrsquos downtown core This three-day event featured motorcycle stunt shows a burnout competition group rides throughout Southeastern New Brunswick a bike cruise through Moncton live entertainment on Main Street and much moreIn 2012 the City of Moncton was pleased to host another weekend of motorcycle madness in downtown Moncton and to welcome bikers from across the region and across the country as the city hosted both MotoMoncton and the 17th Canadian National Harley Owners Group Rally Moncton was honoured to be chosen as host city for this national event and together with MotoMoncton the HOG Rally proved to be yet another exciting motorcycle weekend in the cityThis past August 2013 MotoMoncton organizers were yet again pleased to host another successful weekend of exciting activity with thousands visiting the festival grounds throughout the weekend

The festival an initiative of the City of Moncton is made possible by the support of various partners including Downtown Moncton Centre-Ville Inc various local motorcycle dealers and clubs and other community partners

For more information and sponsorship enquiries please contact 506-383-7020 506-877-7700 of by Email infomotomonctoncaOr visit motomonctonca

MOTO MONCTON NB EVENTS

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What are three words a woman never wants to hear when shersquos making love ldquoHoney Irsquom homerdquo

NB EVENTS

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club would be very pleased if you would help support our up coming charity event in support of the DECH Childrenrsquos Ward

This year our Toy Ride takes place June 14th 2014 We are celebrating our 30th Ride Register early to receive a limited Edition 30th Anniversary Shirt

Registration forms online at

httpfrederictonmotorcycleclubcaHomephp

The ride begins at the parking lot of the Canadian Tire Two Nations Crossing (North Side) On site registration between 930 am amp 1045 am Ride begins at 11 am sharp

The Motorcyclist will enjoy a scenic country ride via Nashwack Bridge to Stanley At the Stanley school there will be a barbeque Show-N-Shine 5050 draw silent auction etc

The group will return via the Royal Road ending up at the DECH for the presentations of the Toys and monies raised to the Child Life Unit of the DECH

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club has been the most consistent supporter of the DECH Childrenrsquos Life Unit since 1985 All of the funds raised and Toys collected go to the hospitalized Children

Please share this email with all your friends Help us Brighten A Childrsquos Stay

Fredricton Motorcycle Club Toy Ride

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Where Royal Canadian Legion Branch 350 Port DalhousieWhen Saturday 7 June Blessing starts 11am followed by the Show and Shine

Show and Shine Entry fee $1000

11 trophies up for grabsbull Best in Show 1st 2nd 3rd placebull Best cruiser 1st amp 2nd placebull Best touring 1st and 2nd placebull Best sport bike 1st amp 2nd placebull Best sport touring 1st amp 2nd place

BBQ burgers and sausage on a bun for sale 5050 draw coffee and donutsAll proceeds to support the Royal Canadian Legion Port DalhousieI challenge all Bike clubs in the Niagara area to attend this wonderful event Hosted by the Working Stiffs Riding ClubCanadian Legion Branch 350 Located at 600 Ontario St St Catharines ON L2N 7P8 (Known as Port Dalhousie ) 905-934-1261 Please use Joe Caruso as a contact andor myself Joes email address is kawasaki07bellnet andor faronleonardhotmailcom Thank You look forward to meeting some day

Blessing of the Motorbikersquos and Show and Shine

NB News Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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Actor WisdomThere are four questions of value in lifehellip What is sacred Of what is the spirit made What is worth living for and what is worth dying for The answer to each is the same Only love~ Johnny Depp

Polymath WisdomBelieve none of what you hear and half of what you see- Benjamin Franklin

Spiritual Leader WisdomHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else yoursquore the one who gets burned ~ Buddha

Educator WisdomPeople who consider themselves victims of their circumstances will always remain victims unless they develop a greater vision for their lives ~ Stedman Graham~

Spiritual Teacher WisdomIt is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living ~ Eckhart Tolle

Lithographer WisdomA positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort ndash Herm Albright

I just got back from a pleasure trip I took my mother-in-law to

the airport

WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events

R RWYZWMNrsquoSWORDS TO THE WISE

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Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

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NS Events

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I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

Select Arrows to view events

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A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

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Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

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  • In Search Of Lost Indians
  • BC Events
  • International News Events
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  • From the Depths of File 13 - I Hate Mondays
  • AB News - Events
  • David Pocock - AB Events
  • Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events
  • RAGE - SK Events
  • SK Events
  • Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle
  • Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List
  • bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events
  • SK News - Word Search
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  • MB Events
  • The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener
  • Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful
  • ON News Events
  • ON Events
  • sport - News Events
  • Sports Events
  • Website Tip of the Week
  • Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events
  • ON Events
  • ON Events - Classified AD of the Week
  • Support Our Troops
  • QC Events
  • NB Events
  • NB News Events
  • WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events
  • NS Events
  • NL Events
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40 lbs to the Indian Chief and sidecar with ldquono sacrifice to speed power and ease of handlingrdquo Photos prove that at least five Bandit Chasers were built for the NYPD and the initial Indian PR release features two of New Yorkrsquos Finest

National Rapid Fire Revolver Champion A P Schuler and Officer J Heney The Indian fire vehicle was equipped with a 25-gallon chemical tank and pump two 25 gallon extinguishers (one foam and one soda-acid type) 100 feet of chemical hose four 15-quart carbon-Tetrachloride extinguishers a firemanrsquos axe two

steel brooms for grass fires a pike pole and a crowbar Powered by a Chief 74 it carried two firemen and the company claimed the half-ton Indian Chief Fire Patrol could reach speeds of 65 mph Built in conjunction with American La France they were designed for rapid response and small fires

In Search Of Lost Indians

Continued Next Page

Continued from Previous Page

One of few Indian Traffic Cars to have survived resides in the Wheels Through Time museum

This new Delivery Van was introduced in August 1927 for the 1928 model year Although this was one of the

pre made models the company advertised custom build designs according to the nature of the business This one was fitted with two Gladstone bags a brief case a portable typewriter and a complete assortment of riding

equipment

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Itrsquos hard to determine what happened to these Indian models as the turbulent years from 1928 to 1930 were filled with a succession of four different presidents and boards of directors It was a time of stock manipulation and secret projects even in the aftermath of Black Friday The Indian Shock Absorber and Indian Ventilator were being manufactured the experimental car project was axed and a natural gas powered refrigerator was developed then terminated by another incoming president The Indian Arrow outboard motor was acquired and improved under one president

promoted by another and terminated by a third Two completely different and separate airplane projects took place during that short era--the development of the Tridar amphibious plane and the building of the Continental A-40 prototype engine for the Piper Club ldquoTaylorcraftrdquo The Indian company acquired controlling interest in Du Pont Motors in April 1930 and within a month the du Ponts purchased control of Indian The assembly of the last Du Pont cars took place in the motorcycle factory until January 1932 Somehow out of the tumultuous dust cloud of those years a new Indian motorcycle emergedThe anecdotal story about the development of the modern trike is that Indianrsquos chief engineer Charles Franklin was in a conversation with the management of the local Packard car dealership about the difficulty and cost in having to use two men to make repair and delivery calls to their customers Franklin went back to his office

designed a 101 Scout with two rear wheels and a differential axle and within a few weeks the service vehicle prototype was ready for testing In reality there was a special session of the board of directors on April 21 1930 where a motion was approved to seek the acquisition of the Stern three-wheeled delivery vehicle patents The Stern brothers ndashAlbert Joseph Julius and Ernestmdashhad invented a three-wheeled vehicle and at least one of their patents--filed on July 2 1930 patent 1877609 granted on September 13 1932mdashwas subsequently assigned to the Indian Motocycle Company What really happened is anyonersquos guess The Indian Dispatch-Tow (101 DT) was introduced as a 1931 model but the design drawing for Sternsrsquo patent leaves no doubt as to who invented the modern chassis-type trike There were at least three interesting passenger versions built on the Dispatch-Tow chassis

In Search Of Lost Indians

Continued Next Page

Continued from Previous Page

This Art-Deco inspired Indian trike design was actually produced for the Wobber Company Wouldnrsquot I like to

have one of these Designed in 1948 it never made it off the drawing boards

yet it looks remarkably like the Ariel made by Ducati

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In Search Of Lost IndiansContinued from Previous Page

One had a basic rear buggy-like seat another a couch-like bench and a third design had two comfortable bucket seats The history of the Dispatch-Tow has always seemed to be well documented even for the very rare 1939 Traffic Car (VC-13) but the discovery of this series of photographs has shaken my faith I now suspect that more Indians were lost during another chaotic decade filled with corporate incompetence

changing markets and World War II The Indian Side Car and the Delivery Van survived as long as the company did but design drawings and photos show that Indianrsquos designers were developing new styles as late as 1948 The Dispatch-Tow survived longer than the Springfield factory being built under the same name but as a British motorcycle Still I often wonder if in some foreign warehouse or rural barn there might still be a lost Indian waiting to be found The 1914 electrified motorcycle wouldnrsquot have required the heavy acetylene systemThe only modifications made to this stock electric model were the addition of an engine belly pan and

3-inch wide tires that required removal of the rear fender He covered 33789 miles from San Diego to New York in 11 days 12 hours and 10 minutes and earned himself the nickname ldquoCannonballrdquo

by Ken

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Northern BC TELUS Motorcycle Ride For Dad

June 14 2014 11am-330pmKinsmen Hall - Prince George - British ColumbiaJoin us for a fun-filled day of riding with a lunch poker run prizes and much more all while helping to raise money to fight prostate cancer for our local communityCharles Brunette - 250-612-1856 - cbrunetterfdgmailcom

BC Events

We always hold hands If I let go she shops 8859-201 St Langley BC V2Y 0C8

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If you are an active or retired member of the police consider joining Vancouver Islandrsquos newest Blue Knights Chapter BC VIII based out of Victoria

The Blue Knights are a not-for-prot fraternal organization consisting of active and retired police men and women who enjoy riding motorcycles With over 600 chapters worldwide and 20000 members the Blue Knights promote camaraderie with the police community while actively assisting local charitable organizations

If you are an active or retired member of the police consider joining Vancouver Islandrsquos newest Blue Knights Chapter BC VIII based out of Victoria

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

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The longest sentence known to man ldquoI dordquo

BC Events

Upcoming BC EventsAll Events

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National News

Attention ALL NON Profits amp Riding Clubs

The Busted Knuckle Chronicles amp Belt Drive Betty Media offer you many

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Facebook amp Twitter Network and right here in the newspaper

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Communityamp wersquod love to promote your event

So what are you waiting for Get your event information into us today

Send us your stories posters and information and wersquoll help spread the word

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what we donrsquot have

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Why were males created before females

Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy

National Events

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CONCORD Ontario (May 9 2014) ndash Take a break from the rat race on June 22-23 to join the

thousands of Harley-Davidsonreg motorcycle riders around the world who are shedding the shackles of responsibility and hitting the open road during the Harley-Davidsonreg World RideldquoFor these two days riders will unite to blow off the daily grind and celebrate that being free is a lot more funrdquo said Nigel Villiers Harley-Davidson Director of Integrated Consumer Experience ldquoRiding is more appreciated when you can steal the time from something yoursquod rather not be doing so let the meetings and honey-dos wait until Tuesday and just riderdquo

One World Two Days Millions of MilesLaunched in 2008 by the Harley Owners Groupreg as Million Mile Monday the annual riding event was expanded into the two-day Harley-Davidsonreg World Ride in 2012 to give more riders worldwide an opportunity to participate In 2012 participants logged 77 million miles but last year as riders celebrated the 110th Anniversary of the Harley-Davidson Motor Company and the 30th Anniversary of HOGreg riders from 66 countries blitzed that record by more than 25 per cent tallying an official total of more than 10 million miles Riders logged their miles solo in groups large and small and through a variety of dealer-lead events around the world united by their shared passion for motorcycling

Whether itrsquos across town cross-country or anything in between every mile counts and can be recorded by logging into the Harley-Davidsonreg online mileage accumulator at h-dcomworldride where a rolling odometer will record the collective distance travelled by all participants in the World RideldquoEvery mile we ride together strengthens the bonds between riders and showcases to the world the powerful expression of freedom the World Ride representsrdquo Villiers said New for 2014 ride participants can also log their post-ride mileage directly onto the World Ride website from mobile devices and share their riding stories and photographs on social media sites like Facebook and Twitter using the hashtag HDworldride Participants can also download a certificate of participation after logging their mileage on the World Ride website To learn more about the Harley-Davidsonreg World Ride visit h-dcomworldride About Deeley Harley-Davidsonreg CanadaDeeley Harley-Davidsonreg Canada is the exclusive Canadian distributor of Harley-Davidsonreg motorcycles Genuine Motor Parts and Accessories and MotorClothesreg apparel which are provided through a national network of authorized Harley-Davidsonreg Retailers Office and distribution warehouse facilities are located in Richmond British Columbia and Concord Ontario

Deeley Harley-Davidsonreg Canada Media Contact

Janet Tinsley ndash Senior Manager Marketing Services and Communications ndash (905) 482-4209 email janettinlseydeeleycom

SET YOURSELF FREE ON THE HARLEY-DAVIDSONreg WORLD RIDEJoin HOGreg and Riders Around the World on the Open Road June 22-23

National Events

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I hate Mondays but probably not for the same reasons most of you dislike them

I generally love my job helping riders find the news and information that is important to them BUT

Today like every riding season Monday the news feeds are FILLED with crashes that took place over the weekend

Page after page of crash stories some about dead riders some about injured riders and some about those who got lucky

It is my job to sift through the feeds and find the information that is pertinent to Canadians and sadly I found information on three crashes all in Ontario

In the first crash a rider hit and killed a dog but

suffered minor injuries himself the second article is about a lady rider in critical condition and the third article is about a rider who died

In the case of the lady ride an east bound pickup struck her north bound motorcycle and the driver was charged with careless driving

In the case of the rider who died he got into some gravel and hit the ditch

Folks WE riders have to become so hyper aware out there we need to sharpen our skills

My heart is breaking for the families of these riders

Itrsquos not a great start to the work week and with the long weekend coming I am seriously concerned for the riding community - I beg you - PLEASE be hyper aware of your surroundings

Get out in a parking lot and practise your emergency stopping make sure your tires are inflated properly and that your motorcycle is in good repair

One other thing I would like you to consider please

wear good gear it might save your life save you tons of healing time and with the condition of our roadways and so many who drive other automobiles not paying attention or being aware isnrsquot that little extra piece of mind worth it

For the other news that could affect your day or life as a rider visit wwwbeltdrivebettycom

Until Next week I am your editor Belt Drive Betty

From the Depths of File 13 - I Hate Mondays

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Top Rocker Motorcycle Gear LtdTough Mudder is coming to the Drumheller Badlands this September Top Rocker is hoping to enter a team for this world event We have 2 team members and need at least 4 more If you think yoursquore up to the challenge and want to take on this team challenge then come and join the Top Rocker Tough Mudder team For more information send me an email to toprockergearhotmailcomNEVER HEARD OF TOUGH MUDDER Check this out httpstoughmuddercomhttpwwwyoutubecomuserToughMudder

Top Rocker Motorcycle Gear Ltd11 2 ave NRosedale Alberta T0J 2V0Phone (403) 823-4327Email toprockergearhotmailcomWebsite httptoprockergearcom

Okay Okay it all makes sense now I never looked at it this way before MENtal illness MENstrual cramps MENtal breakdown MENopause GUYnecologist

And when we have REAL trouble itrsquos a HISterectomy Ever notice how all of womenrsquos problems start with MEN

Whatrsquos the difference between chopped beef and pea soupEveryone can chop beef but not everyone can pea soup

AB News - Events

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So how many folk REALLY LOOK at their tires How often do you look at them What are you looking forPossibly the most important part of a bike safety wise are the tires Think about it these are the sole contact between the road and the bike they are

how we stop start and go around corners If the tires are too soft or too hard the bike handles VERY poorly if the tires are too worn they will not grip the road in wet conditions and are prone to going flat If you are using the wrong kind of tire for your bike that too will contribute to poor performance On a bike the contact patch is so much smaller than for a car or truck so therefore it is that much more important to us the rider

Here are some things to watch forAge of the tire How do we know what the age of the tire is Look on the side wall of the tire there will be a code which on one side of the tire will start with DOT and have at least 12 characters after the DOT the last set of numbers are the ones which will tell you the date (on the other side of the tire the code will only be the date code) Since 2000 the last set fo numbers will be four numbers the first two numbers will tell you in which week of the year the tire was made the last two will designate the year So for example 3412 this tire was made in the 34th week of 2012 Hopefully you are not riding on tires made before 2000 Tires that are too old are too hard and will not grip the road Likewise the age of the tire will affect the warranty manufacturers will warranty a tire for five years from

the date of manufacture andor four years from the date of purchase (side note here is yet another reason to keep your receipts) Tire air pressure There are notations on your bike and in the owners manual which will tell you the air pressures you should run Typically these are different pressures front and back and will also be different for differing ride conditions whether riding two-up high speed or regular riding A word of caution here until you are familiar with your bike

and how it handles follow these guide lines exactly and even after that follow these fairly closely Too little air will lead to very poor handling and the possibility that your tire might come off the rim under sever conditions like a hard corner Too high a pressure will lead to early failure of the tire and also premature wear

Continued Next Page

by David Pocock

Tires for motorcycles care and feeding

Tires For Motorcyles Care amp Feeding - AB Events

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Continued from Previous Page

Tirewheel balance As important as wheel balance is on a car consider that on a bike it is even more so on a bike A rear tire that is out of balance will contribute to sever fatigue in the rider and be bad for the general handling amongst other problems If the front tirewheel is out of balance this can be a much more dangerous problem steering will be hard in minor cases and almost impossible in the extreme If the front tire is unbalanced there will be ldquospeed wobblerdquo which can easily upset the bike even at lower speedsTread condition When tires are made there is a ldquowear barrdquo moulded in this bar will show when the tire has reached what the manufacturer feels is the limit of safe remaining tread on the tire When you see the ldquowear barrdquo get the tire replaced because any further wear will just be dangerous to you and others When you are on your new tires be cautious for the first 100 or so km because in that first little layer of rubber will be some remnants of ldquomould release compoundrdquo This ldquomould release compoundrdquo is a very slippery substance that is sprayed into the mould just before the rubber is injected so that the tire will not stick to the mould which makes for poor to low traction till it has

been worn off If it has or is raining when you go to pick your bike up after a tire change to new tires consider putting of picking your bike up till conditions are dryAs always you the rider are responsible check you tire pressures everyday you ride and have a good look at the condition of the tires at least once a week look for gouges slices bulges chunks missing from the tread or anything else that ldquodoesnrsquot look quite rightrdquo The life you save will probably be your ownRide safe we would rather talk to you than about you

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch

Tires For Motorcyles Care amp Feeding - AB Events

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Newfie Diet

A Newfie was terribly overweight so the doctor put her on a diet

ldquoI want you to eat regularly for 2 days then skip a day then eat regularly again for 2 days then skip a day Repeat this procedure for 2 weeks The next time I see you you should have lost at least 5 poundsrdquo

When the Newfie returned she shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 lbs

ldquoWhy thatrsquos amazingrdquo the doctor said ldquoDid you follow my instructionsrdquo

The Newfie nodded ldquoIrsquoll tell you though be jaesuz I trsquoaut I were going to drop dead on dat lsquotird dayrdquo

ldquoFrom the hunger you meanrdquo asked the doctor

ldquoNo from the fuckinrsquo skippinrsquordquo

Submitted by Sandra Bannerman Ontario

Volunteers

Eleven women were clinging precariously to a wildly swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on Mount Everest Ten were blonde one was a brunette

As a group they decided that one of the party should let go

If that didnrsquot happen the rope would break and everyone would perish

For an agonizing few moments no one volunteered

Finally the brunette gave a truly touching speech saying she would sacrifice herself to save the lives of the others

All the blondes applauded

Submitted by Jacqueline Archembeault Saguenay QC

Human Race

A little girl asked her mother ldquoHow did the human race come aboutrdquo

The Mother answered ldquoGod made Adam and Eve they had children and so all mankind was maderdquo

A few days later the little girl asked her father the same question The father answered ldquoMany years ago there were monkeys and we developed from themrdquo

The confused girl returns to her mother and says ldquoMom how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God and Papa says we developed from monkeysrdquo

The Mother answers ldquoWell dear it is very simple I told you about the origin of my side of the family and your father told you about his siderdquo

Continued Next Page

Vilna Ironhorse Motorcycle Show amp Shine

-Saturday June 29th 2013 On-site Camping gt Vendors Show amp Shine Prizes Music Events Fundraising

Registration from 10-11am - $1000 cash prize for best overall (spectator

favorite) Cash Categories includ Best Dressed Chopped Touring Street

Stock Vintage Best Paint Trike (selected judges) Hosted by the Vilna

amp District Chamber of Commerce - Event Contact - Ed Phone (780) 636-

3364 (2) c|o sponsored by Howlin Coyote Motorcycle Campground

- Camping - On site Convenience Store

June 28 - July 01 2013

Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events

If I agreed with you wersquod both be wrong

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Motherrsquos Shock

A mother enters her daughterrsquos bedroom and sees a letter on the wall over the bed With the worst premonition she reads it with trembling hands It is with great regret and sorrow that Irsquom telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend I found real passion and he is so nice with all his piercings and tattoos and his big motorcycle

But is not only that Mum Irsquom pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods He wants to have many more children with me and thatrsquos one of my dreams Irsquove learned that marijuana doesnrsquot hurt anyone and wersquoll be growing it for us and his friends who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we may want

In the meantime wersquoll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure for Ahmed to get better he deserves it Donrsquot worry Mom Irsquom 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself Some day Irsquoll visit for you to know your grandchildren Your daughter Judith

PS Mum itrsquos not true Irsquom at the neighbourrsquos house I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than my report card thatrsquos in the desk drawer

Submitted by Brenda Beamish Moncton NB

Productive Salesmanship ndash A Little Johnny Joke

The kids filed back into class Monday morning They were very excited

Their weekend assignment was to sell something

then give a talk on productive salesmanship

Little Mary led off ldquoI sold girl scout cookies and I made $30rdquo she said proudly ldquoMy sales approach was to appeal to the customerrsquos civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious successrdquo

ldquoVery goodrdquo said the teacher

Little Sally was next ldquoI sold magazinesrdquo she said ldquoI made $45 and

I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them abreast of current eventsrdquo

ldquoVery good Sallyrdquo said the teacher

Eventually it was Little Johnnyrsquos turn

Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacherrsquos deskrdquo$2467rdquo he said

ldquo$2467rdquo cried the teacher ldquoWhat in the world were you sellingrdquo

ldquoTooth brushesrdquo said Little Johnny

ldquoTooth brushesrdquo echoed the teacher ldquoHow could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much moneyrdquo

ldquoI found the busiest corner in townrdquo said Little Johnny ldquoI set up a Dip amp Chip stand I gave everybody who walked by a sample

They all said the same thing

Hey this tastes like shit

Then I would sayrdquo It is shitrdquo

Wanna buy a toothbrushrdquo

Submitted by Dave Evens Chilliwack BC

Continued from Previous Page

Men have two emotions Hungry and Horny If you see him without an erection make him a sandwich

Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events

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Boy calls 911 Hello I need your help

911 Alright What is it

Boy Two girls are fighting over me

911 So whatrsquos your emergency

Boy The ugly one is winning

AB Events

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

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AB Events

Facing noise bylaws that single out motorcycles

Contact MODEL for assistance no matter what province in

Canada you live in wwwmodeledmontoncom

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AB Events

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Proud sponsors of

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Someone stole all my credit cards but I wonrsquot be

reporting it Thethief spends less than my wife did

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Get your event information to us - we cannot promote what we donrsquot have

an informed community is a strong communityeventsbeltdrivebettycom

AB Events

13

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Phone (780) 955-2581

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Phone (780) 955-2336wwwblackjacksroadhousecom

TEXTING CODES FOR SENIOR CITIZENS AS FOLLOWS

ATD - At the Doctorrsquos

BFF - Best Friendrsquos Funeral

BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth [this one is very hilarious]

CBM - Covered by Medicare

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Busted Knuckle ChroniclescopyThe

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

AB Events

Upcoming ab EventsAll Events

Select arrows to view events

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When We RideTalk with a group of riders and yoursquoll soon realize that the reasons we choose to ride a motorcycle are very different for each and every one of us The riding community in Saskatchewan is made up of a very diverse and broad group of people Many of us ride alone or with a few friends never joining or belonging to a club organization or group We simply plate our motorcycles and ride every chance we get

In 2013 there were 27439 motorcycles registered (at some part of the riding season by either plates

or permits) These motorcycles were registered in 626 different locations We are literally spread ALL OVER this province

All of us do share 4 common things1 the roads we ride on2 the traffic we ride with3 the reality that we all have zero control over

what another driver rider is going to do when in traffic on the highway in a parking lot or basically anywhere

4 that we need to be aware alert and riding for any and all situations at all times

It does not matter how long yoursquove been riding the type of motorcycle you are riding your age the others you may be riding with the length of your hair how cool your jacket is the type of gear to choose to (or not to) wear and on and on and on

The only thing that matters is how much you are paying attention when you are riding and that you are riding to your own personal ability as a rider

In Saskatchewan the top major reasons a motorcyclist uses when an accident does occur are

1 Inattention - yeshellipmotorcyclists use this as a reason when they have an accident

2 Road condition excessive loose gravel ndash ride for the conditions of the road you seeing in front of you and that you are on Loose gravel and dirt on the road surface is a huge problem all year roundhellipnot just till the roads are cleaned in the Cities

3 Driver inexperience confusion ndash there are a lot of new riders out there and riders who are returning to their motorcycles after many years This has nothing to do with the age of a rider

4 Wild life (animals) ndash yes we do a lot of riding where there is wild life

5 Careless Driving Stunting ndash going too fast passing improperly following too closely etc

This information was taken from a Causation Study done from 2007 ndash 2012 by Traffic Safety Services ndash SGI

So when you get on your motorcycle for the first time this seasonhellipand every time you ride Please rememberhellip

bull ride like you will never be given the right of way

bull ride like you are never seenbull watch the conditions of the road you

are riding on at all timesBe defensive alert aware and always on guard

Rhonda CwynarPresident RAGERiders Against Government Exploitation

RAGE - SK Events

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SK Events

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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SK Events

HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONrsquoT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF ALL MY FRIENDS ARE MAD BECAUSE THEY THINK I AM

SHOUTING AT THEM OVER INTERNET PLEASE HELP

We always hold hands If I let go she shops

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Special thanks to Sven Bernard of Johnny Pag Motorcycles of Canada for donating the bike that the

Canadian Legion of Riders in North Battleford Saskatchewan won

They are raffling it off to raise funds for their projects

Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle

NAME

ADDRESS

PHONE

1st Prize Custom Painted Johnny Pag Motorcycle valued at $8500 supplied by Johnny Pag Motorcycles of Canada amp Belt Drive Betty WC Distributing 1-780-881-56782nd Prize Autographed Andrew Albers Minnesota Twins Jersey3rd Prize Autographed Bobby Hull Chicago Black Hawks Jersey Proceeds to Veteran related charities

Canadian Legion of Riders Charity RaffleDraw July 13 2014 at Rockinrsquo the Rink Meota SK at Midnight

Lottery Licence RR13-0504

Tickets $5 each

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Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List

Saskatchewan Ride for SightElbow Arena and Fairgrounds

Save the Date June 20 - 22 2014

Pondarosa MH amp RV ParkLocated on Trans Canada Highway

east side of Swift Current SK Ph (306) 773-5000

Open all year

RV and Tenting sites creekside ~Full or Partial Hook-ups BathroomsShowers ~ Laundry Facilities ~ Internet

CAA Approved

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FreedomIt is a hard concept to really truly wrap your mind around We here in the west are quick to pound our chest and proclaim that we are the proud and free The sad thing is freedom is a mirage lingering on the horizon For many of us we work an honest day work ride our bikes in the mean time we complain about politics to our friends but we never really do anything about it other than some grumbles We could be plopped down in any part of the world and our lives would change very little That is not freedom - only the allusion of freedom

As we sit idly by watching our police forces militarize we blindly seek out more rules more regulations Irsquom not sure what the tipping point was what had caused us to shift our focus from freedom true freedom to regulation I do remember growing up in the seventies We didnrsquot have clasps and locks on the cabinets our mothers never absently minded left us in the kitchen by ourselves When I was bad in school I was sent to the Principalrsquos office and was punished by a leather strap across my behind (I still donrsquot swear)

Trying out for sport teams was a try out Not everyone made the team The ones that didnrsquot spent the year shooting pucks into pails snagging baseballs rolling off of roofs until we were good enough to make the team the next year We had winners and losers and even in the playground

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

Continued Next Page

-bad Uncle Monkey

bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events

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when the next goal won each and every one of us knew exactly what the score was and who the real winner was It drove us to be better Sports were not for everyone though Those that didnrsquot excel on the field read books created art Of my friends growing up some went on to play in the NHL my cousin is a mover and shaker in Silicon Valley designing and programming many of the things we use today Others became mechanics and plumbers-the blue collar workers who keep this world running Yet others became doctors and lawyers others became successful actors and musicians teachers and mothers But somewhere someone decide to level the playing field that we were all special little stars Everyone made the team everyone got a medal That it wasnrsquot fair that someone would succeed where others couldnrsquot That parenting should fall on someone elsersquos shoulder - daycares teachers the government Society forgot that it was suppose to be harder for the asthma kid with the deformed leg to play sports Society forgot that those disadvantaged who truly wanted and worked hard still found success We threw away personal responsibility personal accountability If a person backs over a kid in their driveway its not because they are a bad driver

not because they are a bad parent not because they were not paying attention - it is because the company didnrsquot put sensors on the back of the car If a kid shoots up a school its not because of mental illness not because of bad parenting or teaching

- its because the government didnrsquot take away our guns (Considering the recent rash of stabbings in schools and malls it is obvious that person will use any and all things) Each of these small steps was on our freedom pushing it a little farther down into the dirt Our last freedom is freedom of speech that Irsquom allowed to speak my mind here Freedom as long as Irsquom mindful of sponsors event organizersWhen will we regain our freedom Should we regain our freedom Read K Randall Ballrsquos Sam Chopper Orwell to find out what will happen if we donrsquot

-bad Uncle Monkey

E K D M Q T V M Y M B M M G I S M T S O Y E M N T E I E E Q Z X E E A E O O B R I A H N P N I J R A N C L D G B C C A C H S B A C I T D I L U E I M S H I I E T A G S R I D E N D G M U T A M D T R I E K C N R N M E R I D E N U N L U L O A E E H M M C E M N R G A E O U G N M M P S Z R O M E A I M F M V M C M E N S T R U A L R R R A N K E Y H N M H I V V W O P E O X N C R A N S F A A S B M Z M Y R M J S U Y A E L L D A E T S E R E M E M T M M S E M E M O R I A L I Z E M L E E W Z X C A E M E N A C I N G U R N A I L E H P O T S I H P E M C A A O R M E R I T E D X N E L U I C G H O R T Q X S A Y L E R E M T I E Z M Q M E K V R R W V Z B D N O R C E W S I T I H P E M L B N E U Y P M S H R E T I R O M E M X M S

MEMORANDUMBOOKMEMORIALISTMEMORIALIZEMEMORIALSMEMORITERMEMORIZEMEMSAHIBMENACINGMENAGEMENAGERYMENDICANCYMENDICANTMENDICATEMENDICITYMENSES

MENSTRUALMENSTRUUMMENTICULTUREMEPHISTOPHELIANMEPHITICMEPHITISMERACIOUSMERCATUREMERCHANGMANMERELLESMERELYMERESTEADMERFOLKMERGEDMERITED

Continued from Previous Page

bad Uncle Monkey - Word Search Belt Drive BettyrsquosWordsearchR R

How come we put a man on the moon before realizing it would be a good idea to put

wheels on suitcases

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SK News Events

Dare to KnowWhat your body

needs to heal itself

The BodyTalk Systemwith Practitioner Bev Groot

To book an appointment or find out more about the BodyTalk System call

3069815686

Upcoming SK EventsAll Events

Select arrows to view events

You might be a redneck if yoursquove been married 3 times and you still have the

same in laws

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MB Events

My mother taught me about TIME TRAVELldquoIf you donrsquot straighten up Irsquom going to knock you into the middle of next weekrdquo

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The Grande Prairie Toys for Tots season opener

by Belt Drive Betty

Our local Grande Prairie Toys for Tots group hosts a number of events all riding seasonThe first of those events was their annual swap meet which was held at the Army Navy Air Force Club on Saturday May 10thThere was great participation from the business community with vendors like Bear Biker Wear coming all the way from Bonnyville and Bentleyrsquos from Crestomere in central Alberta adding to the local vendorsA couple of the riding clubs were on hand and I got to interview Manimal of the Chozen Breed and Barb from the Iron Sirens ndash two great local riding clubs that are growing here in Grande Prairie

in search of

lost indians

Pages 1 - 8by Ken Aiken

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Bentleys Motosicle Pain Tin

Contents

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener

35-37 The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener38-39 Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful40-44 ON News Events45-48 ON Events49-50 Sport - News Events51 Sports Events52 Website Tip of the Week53 Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events54-56 ON Events57 ON Events - Classified AD of the Week58-60 Support Our Troops61 QC Events62 Moto Moncton NB Events63 NB Events64 NB News Events65 WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events66-68 NS Events69-70 NL Events

Irsquove been in love with the same woman or 49 years If my wife ever

finds out shersquoll kill me

RR

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I also got some time with Jamie the new president of Toys for Tots and Seth the new vice presidentThese two along with the rest of the board and volunteers did a great job of organizing the event and by the looks of things they are on to a

ragingly successful season They have a ton of events planned to support our local kidsOther vendors included Uncle Buckrsquos ndash they make the BEST beef jerky around this part of the country and members of the Grandview Hutterite colony were out with some amazing gloves both gauntlets and working gloves The quality of the tanning dying and stitching is utterly fabulous Righteous Cycles was the only local bike shop on hand but they had lots to offerA wide variety of parts were on hand for almost

every brand of motorcycle out there and there were some jewelry and clothing vendors on hand as wellThere were only two vacant tables The traffic was good and the ANAVETS club did a brisk business selling breakfast and later lunchThe one thing I love about these season opener events is that a person gets to see people that

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Chozen Breed Booth

Bear and Penny Bear and his bride Penny

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Continued from Previous Pagehave been in hibernation all winter Heck I saw people that I havenrsquot seen in two and three years and it was fantasticOur local Toys for Tots does amazing work in our community and they deserve the support of every dealer and rider in the region Their next event is the Kneez in the Breeze run on May 24th Check out their poster and if you can consider attending

it I know that I had a blast last yearI myself have to be at my Defense Fund Poker Run in Nisku at Blackjacks but if you are in Grande Prairie and area and are looking for a great group to ride and share the day with you wonrsquot find much finer that the guys and gals of Grande Prairie Toys for Tots

- BDB

Righteous Cycles

Righteous Cycles

Randy Cholach and sister Patty

Iron Sirens Booth

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Itrsquos a beautiful day and you feel like going for a ride on your ATV UTV or motorcycle On the trails along the roads and waterways or on the edge of the woods there are sometimes toxic plants that are dangerous to our health Poison Ivy is more common but others are not as well known such as Giant Hogweed To help you identify them when you make stops during these rides let me show in this article three toxic plants that you may come acrossGiant HogweedShort story Originating in the Caucasus it was probably introduced to North America as an ornamental plant It has since taken root and become widespread in many European countries as well as Australia New Zealand the United States and Canada In Quebec it is considered to be an invasive alien plantDescription It can measure 2 to 5 metres high and 30 centimetres to 1 metre after mowing or cutting Its stem is robust covered in white hairs and raspberry red to purple spots spread out and well defined The leaves can reach up to 15 metres

wide by 3 metres longToxic part Its sap (a colourless odourless liquid secreted by all parts of the plant)Effects Contact with the sap followed by exposure to the sun is odourless but can produce dermatitis up to 48 hours after exposure This is characterized by redness of the skin and swelling blisters or even skin lesions at times serious resembling first or second-degree burnsPlaces Disturbed wetlands (along waterways

ditches roads etc)Take note After the wounds heal brown or white spots can linger for many months or even years on the affected areas and they can remain sensitive to the lightCanadian provinces where it is found British Columbia Ontario Quebec New BrunswickSources Deacutevelopppement durable Environnement Faune et Parcs du gouvernement du Queacutebec Santeacute et services sociaux du Queacutebec (French version only) Espace pour la vie de MontreacutealWild ParsnipDescription The flowers have light yellow-green umbels The first year the plant generally presents a low rosette of fusiform leaves while the roots are developing and flowers in the second year on a long stem before dying

Continued Next Page

V I S I T U S A T

W W W K I M P E X N E W S C O MW W W K I M P E X C O M

Hog Weed

Wild Parsnip

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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Toxic part Its sapEffects Like the Giant Hogweed its sap contains chemical products which on human skin can cause reactions similar to serious burns rashes or blistersPlaces Disturbed environments (abandoned yards open fields alongside roads etc)Take note The plantrsquos chemical composition is known to reduce weight gain and decrease fertility in cattle that eat itCanadian provinces where it is found In all provinces and territories with the exception of NunavutSources Canadian Biodiversity Information Facility from Governement of Canada Ministry of Natural Resources from Governement of OntarioPoison IvyDescription A woody perennial plant with creeping climbing or bushy glossy leaves

Toxic part Its sap contains a toxic resin (present in all parts of the plant except the pollen) Any contact with a broken part of the plant a contaminated object or an animal runs the risk of provoking a reaction The seriousness of the reaction depends on individual sensitivity the amount of sap in contact with the skin and exposed areas of the body

Effects A rash manifested by intense itching and redness Swelling and blisters can also be seen all usually between 24 to 48 hours after contact

Places River banks clearings the edge of the woods along roads etc

Take note Inhalation of smoke coming from burning Poison Ivy plants provokes an extremely painful eruption of the lining of the lungs which can lead to respiratory problems and even death

Canadian provinces where it is found In all provinces with the exception of Newfoundland-Labrador

Sources Governement of Canada Health Espace pour la vie Montreacuteal

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Poison Ivy

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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On May 7th the official Road Captain was announced for the 4th Annual Bob Probert Ride This yearrsquos honourary grand marshal is the beautifully talented Emmy Award nominated Jacqueline MacInnes

Wood Thatrsquos right our very own hometown Canadian actress disc jockey singer television host and skilled motorcycle rider will lead the estimated 1100 motorcycles on June 22nd from Thunder Road Harley-Davidson Born in Windsor Ontario she is best known for her role as Steffy Forrester on the long-running American soap opera The Bold and the Beautiful She is also the younger sister to Dani Probert the Event Co-Chair for the Bob Probert RideFor the past four years riders in vests leather boots and blue jeans revved their

engines honouring the late hockey player Bob Probert while benefitting cardiac care at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Itrsquos a fitting tribute given that Bob was a Harley-Davidson enthusiast himself and also loved participating in charity ridesJacqueline now joins the small list of past

Continued Next Page

Mike Bechard

2014 Bob Probert Ride Media LaunchON News Events

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road captains such as former hockey players and Bobrsquos teammates Tony Amonte Sheldon Kennedy and Chris Chelios All of whom led a brigade of motorcycles following a scenic routearound Windsor and Essex County riding along the water and through the county settings showcasing the arearsquos beautyThe route has planned stops in Amherstburg Colchester Belle River and the Riverside Sportsmenrsquos Club mdashthe final stop Each stop is unique and gives the riders an opportunity to get something to eat and drink while a chance to win some awesome prizes like autographed Original Six jerseysBob Probert was a local hockey icon and an enforcer who played in the National Hockey League

Continued from Previous Page

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for 16 seasons with the Detroit Red Wings and the Chicago Blackhawks He passed away in 2010 after suffering a heart attack while on his boat out on Lake St Clair Dani Probert Bobrsquos widow has been organizing the memorial ride since its inception in 2011 That year was especially significant because

it was the first year that she was actually able to process the overwhelming amount of supportIn the last three years motorcyclists werenrsquot the only ones who turned out for the memorial ridemdashthousands of spectators stood at the side of the road to cheer the riders on at the different stops All participants of the Bob Probert Ride have risen over $300000 to fund the expansion of the cardiac care unit at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Windsor unfortunately has one of the highest rates of cardiac emergencies in Canada and there is not enough room to meet the demands As a result routine procedures are often rescheduled to make way for emergency cases Dani Probert and the hospital boardrsquos ultimate goal are to make the unit open 247 and have two beds available for angioplasty instead of just oneItrsquos hard to put into words how the communityrsquos support has helped Dani and her four children Brogan Tierney Jack and Declyn after such an immense loss In addition the family looks forward to this yearrsquos ride being even bigger with riders from

all over including Michigan paying homage to their father ldquoThe Enforcerrdquo Bob ProbertThe date for the 2014 Bob Probert Ride is June 22nd and all up-to-date information can be found on the website wwwprobertridecomRide safe ride freeMike ldquoChopperrdquo Bechard

Continued from Previous Page

ON News Events

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The 2014 ldquoRide for MSrdquo now in its 6th year is on Sunday September 21 2014 Shar Good Event Organizer recounts ldquoIt has been a learning experience receiving the help of Mike Bechard of the Lone Wolf Clubhouse back in the beginning to bring to life my dream of an event such as this since my diagnosis of Multiple

Sclerosis in 1985 I wanted to make a difference and help in any way I couldrdquo Good explains ldquoMultiple Sclerosis is the most commonly diagnosed neurological disease found in individuals between the ages of 15 to 40mdashthis area of Southwestern Ontario has a high number of affected people Reports from local neurologists tell us that approximately 700 to 800 citizens in our area have been diagnosedGood went on to say ldquoAll motorcycle riders are welcome to participate in the Ride for MS poker run to benefit the Windsor-Essex County Chapter of the MS Society of Canada This great ride starts and ends with a full course family style dinner at the Columbus Center of South Windsor 2014 Columbus Drive in Windsor Registration begins at 900AM and will run until 1030AM Registration Fees are as follows Rider $30 (FREE with $100 in Pledges) Passenger $20 (Free with $100 in Pledges) Participants are encouraged to collect pledges to receive pledge awards that start at $200 with Gas Cards awarded for pledges starting at $250 The Pledge Award Tier is provided on the pledge sheet available for download at wwwlonewolfclubhousecom and wwwmssocietycachaptersessexcommunityhtm The first stop of the poker run will be The Leaf in Windsor where you are welcome to have a full breakfast from the menu followed by stops at The

Sandbar Waterfront Grill (providing lunch specials) Birdiersquos Perch out in Leamington (providing FREE bottled water) the Pelee Island Winery in Kingsville (providing FREE wine tasting) Crabby Joersquos in Essex with the last optional stop being at Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery where you will receive a 6th optional card for your poker handrdquo Shar goes on to explain the 6th poker stop is optional giving you an extra chance to get either the Best or Worst Poker Hand of the day and win a prize for each Six stops in total are allocated along the 100 mile route Itrsquos so much fun itrsquos wonderful to be able to host a fundraiser that puts a smile on everyonersquos facerdquo Once back at the Columbus Center of S Windsor there is a family style dinner and an opportunity to participate in a 5050 Draw a Chinese Auction and a Gift Certificate Grab Bag There are Door Prizes for the ride participants using their Free Door Prize ticket they received upon Registration Good goes on to welcome non-riders as there are DINNER ONLY TICKETS available for $25 each and when purchasing in a set of 2 tickets a tax receipt for $20 will be issued Shar reiterates ldquoBikers Sponsors Volunteers amp Contributors to the event make it happen We have been blessed in the past and again this year with this event being sponsored by DIAMOND SPONSORSHIPS Biz X The Leaf Families First amp Leather King and RUBY SPONSORSHIPS UNIFOR Local 444 Robinson Motorcycle Avon Canada Fran Sales CrsquoEst Bon Lone Wolf Clubhouse Comfort Inn Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery Pelee Island Winery Sandbar Waterfront Grill Steversquos Auto Shine Birdiersquos Perch Canadian Tire (Tecumseh Rd E Windsor) Molson Coors and Belt Drive Betty The contributions of businesses in our community of door prizes and auction items add personality to the event

Good is happy to report ldquoTo date the Ride for MS has raised $33900 that has been used in assisting those with MS to subsidize the purchase of much needed assisted that enhance the quality of their

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livesrdquo As Event Planner amp Creator Good observes first hand how the money raised facilitates those living with multiple sclerosis Having MS herself she works with the Windsor-Essex County Chapter as a past board member aiding their membership almost on a daily basis Good reflects on her past involvement with the society and what she learned ldquoI was amazed with how much the special equipment cost and was surprised with the amounts that were not covered The depths that the society had to go through to make sure people with MS got

the equipment they needed when they needed it amazed merdquo This is where the Ride for MS and the funds raised from this event come into play ldquoThe society informs the participant of this event annually at the dinner as to how the funds raised were used which is importantrdquo says Good ldquothe feeling you get when a recipient of these funds find out you are a participant of the event that helped them obtain a piece of equipment gives you a hug and says thank you is surrealrdquoJoin us on Sunday September 21st and make someonersquos wish for a better quality of life become a reality For more information you may contact Shar at (519) 798-3858 or by email at shar54xplornetca SUBJECT Ride for MS

ON News Events

Whatever you do in life always give 100 Unless yoursquore

donating blood

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Grand Bendrsquos ldquoVintage Bike DaysrdquoThis years Annual ldquoShow amp Shinerdquo event will be held in Grand Bend and takes place on Sunday July 20 2014 from 1000am until around 1pm right on Grand Bendrsquos Main Street (exact location will be announced soon)Again this year there is no registration fee no official judging no vendors and itrsquos NOT a swap-meet but there will be a group ride from Main Street to the Grand Bend MOTORPLEX Raceway

to enjoy the Vintage Road Racing Associations ldquoSUMMER CLASSICrdquo EventVintage related club and group displays are encouragedJust show up and proudly show off your scooters and motorcycles All makes and models of Vintage amp Classic bikes are most welcomeFind us on Facebook httpwwwfacebookcompagesGrand-Bends-Vintage-Bike-Days204561802964090sk=wallampapp_data

HHR RouteDetails are here We are assembling in front of the HQ building at CFB Trenton with the ride departing at 1145 Due to some issues related to our permit that could not be resolved in the short time remaining before our Ride we in the interest in safety and the show must go on have decided to move our Rally to the Whitby Entertainment Centrum This is where the ride will end It is the same location as our assembly last yearJoin us as we welcome home our HEROES as the mission has ended in Afghanistan for our Canadian ForcesHope to see many of you there

ON Events

2930 Haldimand Road 20 Cayuga1st Annual Autism Rodeo amp Family Day Charity Event to raise funds for Autism

11am-5pm Family Time bull Live bands ~ TBAbull Kids Gamesbull Face Paintingbull Free BBQ amp Drink with admission

5pm-2am Adults ONLY~Rodeo Timebull Motorcycle Gamesbull Show N Shine bull Pig Roastbull Live Bands ~ TBAbull Beer Kegs

Overnight Camping (Adults Only) Sponsors

raquo Motorcycle Enhancements raquo Tattz AndCompany raquo Black widow paintball amp Airsoftl raquo Mainway Sports raquo Action Auto raquo Paula Manto Swick Registered Disability

Savings Plan Rep raquo CrazeePaint Airbrushing

VendorsTattz AndCompanyBlack widow Paintball amp AirsoftPaula Manto Swick Registered Disability Savings Plan Rep

All proceeds go to Autism Awarenes

Autism Rodeo amp Family Day - August 2nd 2014

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Why a round pizza gets delivered in a square box

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ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo Winner of Combined SOAR and RACE Events Get CSBK National Support (csbkca)This Ontario motorcycle roadracing season sanctioning groups SOAR and RACE are working together with a pair of Series race

weekends SOAR is hosting the RACE group at Grand Bend Raceway on June 13-15 while RACE returns the favor by hosting SOAR racers at Shannonville Motorsport Park June 27-29 As part of this co-promotion Dunlop racing tire distributor Pro 6 Cycle and the National Mopar CSBK organizing group have also joined up to provide a special bonus for Amateur Sport Bike

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Dunlop Amateur Showdown winner to get National support

Sports - News Events

ADULTA person who has stopped

growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle

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class (approx 600cc) competitors A two round points-paying Series will recognize the appropriate Sport Bike-type class races at the SOAR and RACE-hosted events determining the top rising star in that category The racer who achieves the best combined result from the two race ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo will receive a competition award sponsoring their entry for the final Amateur Sport Bike Mopar CSBK National rounds at Canadian Tire Motorsport Park August 15-17Dunlop distributor Pro 6 Cycle and CSBK will supply competitor entry and racing tires to the winner of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo for the

CTMP National weekend The entry will include both Saturday and Sunday Amateur Sport Bike double header rounds with the successful Amateur competitor receiving a maximum of six Dunlop DOT-type class appropriate racing tires for use during the three day eventThe winning competitor must not have held a Pro motorcycle roadracing License nor can they have competed in more than two previous National races SOAR and RACE organizers will be the final judges of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo and ensure that all competitors respect the structure and spirit of the bonus competitionFor more information please check the SOAR (soaracingca) and RACE Events (Shannonvillecom) official web sites

Sports - News Events

DatesMay 16thJune 20thJuly 25thAugust 15thSeptember 12th

Registration opens at 5pm on the day of the event followed by racing at 7pm All racers must havevalid motorcycle drivers licensefull faced Snell 05 approved helmetgauntlet style leather glovesleather jacketleather bootscompetitors exceeding 120 mph will be required to wear full leathersMotorcycles must be in good working order and will be required to pass tech inspection prior to their first pass CLICK HERE for additional information on the Mission Raceway Park and their street legal Friday night races

2014 CMDRA Bracket Racing at Mission Raceway

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Sports Events

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

THE 27th

THREE DAY

May 171819 ndash 2014 ndash at Scotch Creek

All usual Classes ndash Entry $25 per day - $10 Vintage - Kids free

The Old Guy in 1971

Dean Seaman 2014

171819 ndash 2014 ndash171819 ndash 2014 ndash

This year the event will enter a new era with a two day Modern Trial

Total results will count for the overall Championship

Round 2 in Rocky Mountain House ABRound 3 in Ymir BC

We also have planned a Kids Trialon the Saturday night for

Both Electric and engine powered bikes Camping is good with Porta -Potties on site

Call for details of Motels etc

Phone Outlaw Dave for further info (250) 545-6139Directions - Follow the road to Scotch Creek from Hiway one West of Sorrento Then turn left

At Leopold road at the top of the hill after you leave town (Tire sign on left) red arrows from that point

A big thanks to the land owners for the use of this fantastic area

Modern Trial - Saturday amp Sunday - Vintage Monday Start time 10am all three days

13 13 13 13 13 13

For13 Immediate13 Release13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 May13 813 201413 13 CMDRA13 Announces13 Revised13 201413 Schedule13 13 The13 Canadian13 Motorcycle13 Drag13 Racing13 Association13 is13 releasing13 details13 of13 their13 updated13 201413 schedule13 The13 six13 race13 series13 which13 includes13 events13 in13 British13 Columbia13 Alberta13 and13 Ontario13 required13 revision13 following13 the13 unexpected13 announcement13 of13 the13 suspension13 of13 operations13 at13 one13 of13 the13 venues13 included13 in13 the13 original13 schedule13 13

Revised13 201413 Schedule13 June13 141513 13 Grand13 Bend13 Motorplex13 Grand13 Bend13 ON13 June13 2213 (113 day13 event)13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 July13 121313 13 13 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13 August13 232413 13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 Fort13 St13 John13 BC13 September13 6713 13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 September13 272813 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13

13

13 13

13 CMDRA13 Executive13 Director13 Kevin13 Shupac13 commented13 ldquoThe13 CMDRA13 is13 sincerely13 thankful13 for13 the13 support13 the13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 and13 Castrol13 Raceway13 and13 all13 of13 the13 tracks13 the13 CMDRA13 will13 visit13 in13 201413 We13 would13 also13 like13 to13 thank13 our13 members13 for13 their13 patience13 during13 the13 past13 four13 weeksrdquo13 13 13

13 13

infocmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 13 wwwcmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 1877580900813 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 TwitterCMDRA201413 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 Facebook13 CMDRA13

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR After your hands become coated with

grease your nose will begin to itch

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Did you know that BeltDriveBettycom has the most comprehensive database of Canadian Riding Clubs on the on the internet Wersquove revamped our Riding Club directory and wersquod like to know what you think Itrsquos indexed by Province and by Type of Riding Club for easy browsing

bull Brand Specificbull Cruising and Touringbull Military bull Lifestylebull Occupation-Relatedbull Rider Rights and Freedomsbull Vintagebull Sportsbull Womenrsquos Riding Clubsbull Motorcycle Ministries

httpwwwbeltdrivebettycomcommunityriding-clubs

TIP OF THE WEEK RIDING CLUBS section REVAMPED

on Facebook has photo albums for each province and month filled with tons of events

httpwwwfacebookcomCanadianMotorcycleEventsphotos_albums

Visit our page and go to the photos link once there click on albums to find the Province and month you are interested in

You can also use our national calendars at wwwcanadianmotorcycleeventscom - filled with even more event information you can sort them right down to only one province and they are highly shareable

Our CANADIAN MOTORCYCLE EVENTS

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

ldquoIf yoursquore going to kill each other do it outside I just finished cleaningrdquo

Website Tip of the Week

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Tides roll in and tides roll out

There arenrsquot too many things in life that are predictable but ocean tides are one of them

Our family just returned from a short vacation on a Vancouver Island beach and I found the tides fascinating

Incoming tides covered the beach and at high tide you could literally see all the sandcastles wood forts and creations literally disappear under the water never to be seen again

The outgoing tides revealed a clean fresh canvas and some sea-life caught in the tidal pools left behind or laying helplessly on the beach Seagulls swooped down to shell covered areas of the beach in search of oysters that had been stranded on the half kilometer sandy beach as the eagles hovered above looking for their next snack

I could not help but think about the lsquoTides of Lifersquo where we know that until our number comes up and we face eternal judgment each day the sun will come up we will spend time with those people whom we love (family friends) and with people whom we would most likely prefer not to be spending time with (school work) and we will experience all the good and not so good that the

tides of life bring our way Night will come and in the morning we will repeat the cycle all over again

As a born-again believer I felt the tide analogy was an appropriate one The ocean washes away everything left on the beach and when we ask Christ for the forgiveness of our sins he literally washes them away Check out this verse from ldquoOur Ownerrsquos Manual for Liferdquo found in Psalm 103 verse 12 ldquoHe has removed our sins as far from us as the east is from the westrdquo

Our biker church exists to take the ldquoGood Newsrdquo and the ldquoSalvation Messagerdquo to un-churched bikers here on the West Coast In fact our prayer is that the Holy Spirit would become like a raging wildfire touching the hearts and lives of bikers resulting in an assurance of eternity with our Jesus in heaven and a life on this earth that takes on new meaning and purpose

If you think riding your scoot along a seaside highway on a hot summerrsquos day is something special just wait until you do it when Jesus Christ is at the controls of your lifehellip there is no greater lsquohighrsquo and bigger lsquorushrsquo than this All it takes is a few short words ask Jesus to forgive you for your sins tell him you that you want him to be Lord of your life Follow this up with prayer and bible reading and oh yeahhellip believe that he does in fact lsquohave your backrsquo in this life

Ride safe Ride true

Pastor Chuck

Canadian Riders Support Program Network

By joining the Canadian Riders Support Program you volunteer to provide assistance to broken down riders in your area This assistance may include providing information about nearby repair shops towing accommodations making phone calls providing directions etc While some Canadian Riders have expressed that they would be able to provide help with tools wrenching towing and even temporary accommodations the level of assistance you may provide is totally up to you as you feel comfortable and safe to do soLetrsquos face it most of us have been there away from home and broke down by the side of the road Canadian Rider Members are also listed in Belt Drive Bettyrsquos Little Black Book a resource directory currently carried in the saddlebags of thousands of Canadian Riders As a ldquoThank Yourdquo from Belt Drive Betty Canadian Riders Support Network Members receive The Busted Knuckle Chronicles E-Subscription free of charge

Come join us at httpwwwcanadianridersca

Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events

Pastor Chuck

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G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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If everything seems to be going well you have obviously

overlooked something

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2002 Tiny Mite Cargo Trailer

Stock CTRL0033 Colour Blue Features Very clean trailer in excellent condition tons of storage good quality cargo trailer at a good price

Price $ 2495 CAD NO GST

Contact

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(780) 389-3344

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ON Events - Classified AD of the Week

Upcoming ON EventsJune - August

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Join Veterans Law Enforement First Responders and their supporters from both Canada and the US on this overnight cross border ride to Wenatchee Washington June 7th 2014Check out httpcanamveteransrideweeblycom for details laquoHalf The Fun is Getting Thereraquo

Support Our Troops

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Support Our Troops

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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Support Our Troops

Upcoming SOT EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

Are you a veteran who owns a businessWould you like to promote your products or services but find advertising expensive

Get 50 off your first 6 months of advertisingContact Belt Drive Betty to find out about the

Veteranrsquos Business Starter Programbdbettygmailcom

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Tee Shirts Patches amp More in the BDB Store

We appreciate your support

wwwbdbstorecom

QC EVENTS

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What did the elephant say to the naked man How do you breathe through that

tiny thing

Ah lsquoFridayrsquo my second favorite F-word

August 7 - 10 2014 - In the Heart of Downtown MonctonThe MotoMoncton Festival was first launched in August of 2011 with motorcyclists from near and taking over Monctonrsquos downtown core This three-day event featured motorcycle stunt shows a burnout competition group rides throughout Southeastern New Brunswick a bike cruise through Moncton live entertainment on Main Street and much moreIn 2012 the City of Moncton was pleased to host another weekend of motorcycle madness in downtown Moncton and to welcome bikers from across the region and across the country as the city hosted both MotoMoncton and the 17th Canadian National Harley Owners Group Rally Moncton was honoured to be chosen as host city for this national event and together with MotoMoncton the HOG Rally proved to be yet another exciting motorcycle weekend in the cityThis past August 2013 MotoMoncton organizers were yet again pleased to host another successful weekend of exciting activity with thousands visiting the festival grounds throughout the weekend

The festival an initiative of the City of Moncton is made possible by the support of various partners including Downtown Moncton Centre-Ville Inc various local motorcycle dealers and clubs and other community partners

For more information and sponsorship enquiries please contact 506-383-7020 506-877-7700 of by Email infomotomonctoncaOr visit motomonctonca

MOTO MONCTON NB EVENTS

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What are three words a woman never wants to hear when shersquos making love ldquoHoney Irsquom homerdquo

NB EVENTS

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club would be very pleased if you would help support our up coming charity event in support of the DECH Childrenrsquos Ward

This year our Toy Ride takes place June 14th 2014 We are celebrating our 30th Ride Register early to receive a limited Edition 30th Anniversary Shirt

Registration forms online at

httpfrederictonmotorcycleclubcaHomephp

The ride begins at the parking lot of the Canadian Tire Two Nations Crossing (North Side) On site registration between 930 am amp 1045 am Ride begins at 11 am sharp

The Motorcyclist will enjoy a scenic country ride via Nashwack Bridge to Stanley At the Stanley school there will be a barbeque Show-N-Shine 5050 draw silent auction etc

The group will return via the Royal Road ending up at the DECH for the presentations of the Toys and monies raised to the Child Life Unit of the DECH

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club has been the most consistent supporter of the DECH Childrenrsquos Life Unit since 1985 All of the funds raised and Toys collected go to the hospitalized Children

Please share this email with all your friends Help us Brighten A Childrsquos Stay

Fredricton Motorcycle Club Toy Ride

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Where Royal Canadian Legion Branch 350 Port DalhousieWhen Saturday 7 June Blessing starts 11am followed by the Show and Shine

Show and Shine Entry fee $1000

11 trophies up for grabsbull Best in Show 1st 2nd 3rd placebull Best cruiser 1st amp 2nd placebull Best touring 1st and 2nd placebull Best sport bike 1st amp 2nd placebull Best sport touring 1st amp 2nd place

BBQ burgers and sausage on a bun for sale 5050 draw coffee and donutsAll proceeds to support the Royal Canadian Legion Port DalhousieI challenge all Bike clubs in the Niagara area to attend this wonderful event Hosted by the Working Stiffs Riding ClubCanadian Legion Branch 350 Located at 600 Ontario St St Catharines ON L2N 7P8 (Known as Port Dalhousie ) 905-934-1261 Please use Joe Caruso as a contact andor myself Joes email address is kawasaki07bellnet andor faronleonardhotmailcom Thank You look forward to meeting some day

Blessing of the Motorbikersquos and Show and Shine

NB News Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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Actor WisdomThere are four questions of value in lifehellip What is sacred Of what is the spirit made What is worth living for and what is worth dying for The answer to each is the same Only love~ Johnny Depp

Polymath WisdomBelieve none of what you hear and half of what you see- Benjamin Franklin

Spiritual Leader WisdomHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else yoursquore the one who gets burned ~ Buddha

Educator WisdomPeople who consider themselves victims of their circumstances will always remain victims unless they develop a greater vision for their lives ~ Stedman Graham~

Spiritual Teacher WisdomIt is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living ~ Eckhart Tolle

Lithographer WisdomA positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort ndash Herm Albright

I just got back from a pleasure trip I took my mother-in-law to

the airport

WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events

R RWYZWMNrsquoSWORDS TO THE WISE

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Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

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I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

Select Arrows to view events

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A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

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Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

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Itrsquos hard to determine what happened to these Indian models as the turbulent years from 1928 to 1930 were filled with a succession of four different presidents and boards of directors It was a time of stock manipulation and secret projects even in the aftermath of Black Friday The Indian Shock Absorber and Indian Ventilator were being manufactured the experimental car project was axed and a natural gas powered refrigerator was developed then terminated by another incoming president The Indian Arrow outboard motor was acquired and improved under one president

promoted by another and terminated by a third Two completely different and separate airplane projects took place during that short era--the development of the Tridar amphibious plane and the building of the Continental A-40 prototype engine for the Piper Club ldquoTaylorcraftrdquo The Indian company acquired controlling interest in Du Pont Motors in April 1930 and within a month the du Ponts purchased control of Indian The assembly of the last Du Pont cars took place in the motorcycle factory until January 1932 Somehow out of the tumultuous dust cloud of those years a new Indian motorcycle emergedThe anecdotal story about the development of the modern trike is that Indianrsquos chief engineer Charles Franklin was in a conversation with the management of the local Packard car dealership about the difficulty and cost in having to use two men to make repair and delivery calls to their customers Franklin went back to his office

designed a 101 Scout with two rear wheels and a differential axle and within a few weeks the service vehicle prototype was ready for testing In reality there was a special session of the board of directors on April 21 1930 where a motion was approved to seek the acquisition of the Stern three-wheeled delivery vehicle patents The Stern brothers ndashAlbert Joseph Julius and Ernestmdashhad invented a three-wheeled vehicle and at least one of their patents--filed on July 2 1930 patent 1877609 granted on September 13 1932mdashwas subsequently assigned to the Indian Motocycle Company What really happened is anyonersquos guess The Indian Dispatch-Tow (101 DT) was introduced as a 1931 model but the design drawing for Sternsrsquo patent leaves no doubt as to who invented the modern chassis-type trike There were at least three interesting passenger versions built on the Dispatch-Tow chassis

In Search Of Lost Indians

Continued Next Page

Continued from Previous Page

This Art-Deco inspired Indian trike design was actually produced for the Wobber Company Wouldnrsquot I like to

have one of these Designed in 1948 it never made it off the drawing boards

yet it looks remarkably like the Ariel made by Ducati

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In Search Of Lost IndiansContinued from Previous Page

One had a basic rear buggy-like seat another a couch-like bench and a third design had two comfortable bucket seats The history of the Dispatch-Tow has always seemed to be well documented even for the very rare 1939 Traffic Car (VC-13) but the discovery of this series of photographs has shaken my faith I now suspect that more Indians were lost during another chaotic decade filled with corporate incompetence

changing markets and World War II The Indian Side Car and the Delivery Van survived as long as the company did but design drawings and photos show that Indianrsquos designers were developing new styles as late as 1948 The Dispatch-Tow survived longer than the Springfield factory being built under the same name but as a British motorcycle Still I often wonder if in some foreign warehouse or rural barn there might still be a lost Indian waiting to be found The 1914 electrified motorcycle wouldnrsquot have required the heavy acetylene systemThe only modifications made to this stock electric model were the addition of an engine belly pan and

3-inch wide tires that required removal of the rear fender He covered 33789 miles from San Diego to New York in 11 days 12 hours and 10 minutes and earned himself the nickname ldquoCannonballrdquo

by Ken

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Northern BC TELUS Motorcycle Ride For Dad

June 14 2014 11am-330pmKinsmen Hall - Prince George - British ColumbiaJoin us for a fun-filled day of riding with a lunch poker run prizes and much more all while helping to raise money to fight prostate cancer for our local communityCharles Brunette - 250-612-1856 - cbrunetterfdgmailcom

BC Events

We always hold hands If I let go she shops 8859-201 St Langley BC V2Y 0C8

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BC Events

MotorcycleLawyerca

ldquoDedicated to Serving the Motorcycle Communityrdquo

Daryl J Brown amp AssociatesPersonal Injury Trial Lawyers

102 4664 Lougheed HwyBurnaby BC

Phone 6044286777Fax 6044285222

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The Blue Knights are a not-for-prot fraternal organization consisting of active and retired police men and women who enjoy riding motorcycles With over 600 chapters worldwide and 20000 members the Blue Knights promote camaraderie with the police community while actively assisting local charitable organizations

If you are an active or retired member of the police consider joining Vancouver Islandrsquos newest Blue Knights Chapter BC VIII based out of Victoria

The Blue Knights are a not-for-prot fraternal organization consisting of active and retired police men and women who enjoy riding motorcycles With over 600 chapters worldwide and 20000 members the Blue Knights promote camaraderie with the police community while actively assisting local charitable organizations

If you are an active or retired member of the police consider joining Vancouver Islandrsquos newest Blue Knights Chapter BC VIII based out of Victoria

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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The longest sentence known to man ldquoI dordquo

BC Events

Upcoming BC EventsAll Events

Select arrows to view events

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National News

Attention ALL NON Profits amp Riding Clubs

The Busted Knuckle Chronicles amp Belt Drive Betty Media offer you many

FREE ways to market your event

Through our Online Events Calendars that are highly shareable our mobile app

that works on over 2200 different phones through our

Facebook amp Twitter Network and right here in the newspaper

We are Canadarsquos ONLY Weekly Newspaper for the Canadian Riding

Communityamp wersquod love to promote your event

So what are you waiting for Get your event information into us today

Send us your stories posters and information and wersquoll help spread the word

eventsbeltdrivebettycomRemember - We canrsquot promote

what we donrsquot have

RR

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Why were males created before females

Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy

National Events

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CONCORD Ontario (May 9 2014) ndash Take a break from the rat race on June 22-23 to join the

thousands of Harley-Davidsonreg motorcycle riders around the world who are shedding the shackles of responsibility and hitting the open road during the Harley-Davidsonreg World RideldquoFor these two days riders will unite to blow off the daily grind and celebrate that being free is a lot more funrdquo said Nigel Villiers Harley-Davidson Director of Integrated Consumer Experience ldquoRiding is more appreciated when you can steal the time from something yoursquod rather not be doing so let the meetings and honey-dos wait until Tuesday and just riderdquo

One World Two Days Millions of MilesLaunched in 2008 by the Harley Owners Groupreg as Million Mile Monday the annual riding event was expanded into the two-day Harley-Davidsonreg World Ride in 2012 to give more riders worldwide an opportunity to participate In 2012 participants logged 77 million miles but last year as riders celebrated the 110th Anniversary of the Harley-Davidson Motor Company and the 30th Anniversary of HOGreg riders from 66 countries blitzed that record by more than 25 per cent tallying an official total of more than 10 million miles Riders logged their miles solo in groups large and small and through a variety of dealer-lead events around the world united by their shared passion for motorcycling

Whether itrsquos across town cross-country or anything in between every mile counts and can be recorded by logging into the Harley-Davidsonreg online mileage accumulator at h-dcomworldride where a rolling odometer will record the collective distance travelled by all participants in the World RideldquoEvery mile we ride together strengthens the bonds between riders and showcases to the world the powerful expression of freedom the World Ride representsrdquo Villiers said New for 2014 ride participants can also log their post-ride mileage directly onto the World Ride website from mobile devices and share their riding stories and photographs on social media sites like Facebook and Twitter using the hashtag HDworldride Participants can also download a certificate of participation after logging their mileage on the World Ride website To learn more about the Harley-Davidsonreg World Ride visit h-dcomworldride About Deeley Harley-Davidsonreg CanadaDeeley Harley-Davidsonreg Canada is the exclusive Canadian distributor of Harley-Davidsonreg motorcycles Genuine Motor Parts and Accessories and MotorClothesreg apparel which are provided through a national network of authorized Harley-Davidsonreg Retailers Office and distribution warehouse facilities are located in Richmond British Columbia and Concord Ontario

Deeley Harley-Davidsonreg Canada Media Contact

Janet Tinsley ndash Senior Manager Marketing Services and Communications ndash (905) 482-4209 email janettinlseydeeleycom

SET YOURSELF FREE ON THE HARLEY-DAVIDSONreg WORLD RIDEJoin HOGreg and Riders Around the World on the Open Road June 22-23

National Events

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I hate Mondays but probably not for the same reasons most of you dislike them

I generally love my job helping riders find the news and information that is important to them BUT

Today like every riding season Monday the news feeds are FILLED with crashes that took place over the weekend

Page after page of crash stories some about dead riders some about injured riders and some about those who got lucky

It is my job to sift through the feeds and find the information that is pertinent to Canadians and sadly I found information on three crashes all in Ontario

In the first crash a rider hit and killed a dog but

suffered minor injuries himself the second article is about a lady rider in critical condition and the third article is about a rider who died

In the case of the lady ride an east bound pickup struck her north bound motorcycle and the driver was charged with careless driving

In the case of the rider who died he got into some gravel and hit the ditch

Folks WE riders have to become so hyper aware out there we need to sharpen our skills

My heart is breaking for the families of these riders

Itrsquos not a great start to the work week and with the long weekend coming I am seriously concerned for the riding community - I beg you - PLEASE be hyper aware of your surroundings

Get out in a parking lot and practise your emergency stopping make sure your tires are inflated properly and that your motorcycle is in good repair

One other thing I would like you to consider please

wear good gear it might save your life save you tons of healing time and with the condition of our roadways and so many who drive other automobiles not paying attention or being aware isnrsquot that little extra piece of mind worth it

For the other news that could affect your day or life as a rider visit wwwbeltdrivebettycom

Until Next week I am your editor Belt Drive Betty

From the Depths of File 13 - I Hate Mondays

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Top Rocker Motorcycle Gear LtdTough Mudder is coming to the Drumheller Badlands this September Top Rocker is hoping to enter a team for this world event We have 2 team members and need at least 4 more If you think yoursquore up to the challenge and want to take on this team challenge then come and join the Top Rocker Tough Mudder team For more information send me an email to toprockergearhotmailcomNEVER HEARD OF TOUGH MUDDER Check this out httpstoughmuddercomhttpwwwyoutubecomuserToughMudder

Top Rocker Motorcycle Gear Ltd11 2 ave NRosedale Alberta T0J 2V0Phone (403) 823-4327Email toprockergearhotmailcomWebsite httptoprockergearcom

Okay Okay it all makes sense now I never looked at it this way before MENtal illness MENstrual cramps MENtal breakdown MENopause GUYnecologist

And when we have REAL trouble itrsquos a HISterectomy Ever notice how all of womenrsquos problems start with MEN

Whatrsquos the difference between chopped beef and pea soupEveryone can chop beef but not everyone can pea soup

AB News - Events

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So how many folk REALLY LOOK at their tires How often do you look at them What are you looking forPossibly the most important part of a bike safety wise are the tires Think about it these are the sole contact between the road and the bike they are

how we stop start and go around corners If the tires are too soft or too hard the bike handles VERY poorly if the tires are too worn they will not grip the road in wet conditions and are prone to going flat If you are using the wrong kind of tire for your bike that too will contribute to poor performance On a bike the contact patch is so much smaller than for a car or truck so therefore it is that much more important to us the rider

Here are some things to watch forAge of the tire How do we know what the age of the tire is Look on the side wall of the tire there will be a code which on one side of the tire will start with DOT and have at least 12 characters after the DOT the last set of numbers are the ones which will tell you the date (on the other side of the tire the code will only be the date code) Since 2000 the last set fo numbers will be four numbers the first two numbers will tell you in which week of the year the tire was made the last two will designate the year So for example 3412 this tire was made in the 34th week of 2012 Hopefully you are not riding on tires made before 2000 Tires that are too old are too hard and will not grip the road Likewise the age of the tire will affect the warranty manufacturers will warranty a tire for five years from

the date of manufacture andor four years from the date of purchase (side note here is yet another reason to keep your receipts) Tire air pressure There are notations on your bike and in the owners manual which will tell you the air pressures you should run Typically these are different pressures front and back and will also be different for differing ride conditions whether riding two-up high speed or regular riding A word of caution here until you are familiar with your bike

and how it handles follow these guide lines exactly and even after that follow these fairly closely Too little air will lead to very poor handling and the possibility that your tire might come off the rim under sever conditions like a hard corner Too high a pressure will lead to early failure of the tire and also premature wear

Continued Next Page

by David Pocock

Tires for motorcycles care and feeding

Tires For Motorcyles Care amp Feeding - AB Events

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Continued from Previous Page

Tirewheel balance As important as wheel balance is on a car consider that on a bike it is even more so on a bike A rear tire that is out of balance will contribute to sever fatigue in the rider and be bad for the general handling amongst other problems If the front tirewheel is out of balance this can be a much more dangerous problem steering will be hard in minor cases and almost impossible in the extreme If the front tire is unbalanced there will be ldquospeed wobblerdquo which can easily upset the bike even at lower speedsTread condition When tires are made there is a ldquowear barrdquo moulded in this bar will show when the tire has reached what the manufacturer feels is the limit of safe remaining tread on the tire When you see the ldquowear barrdquo get the tire replaced because any further wear will just be dangerous to you and others When you are on your new tires be cautious for the first 100 or so km because in that first little layer of rubber will be some remnants of ldquomould release compoundrdquo This ldquomould release compoundrdquo is a very slippery substance that is sprayed into the mould just before the rubber is injected so that the tire will not stick to the mould which makes for poor to low traction till it has

been worn off If it has or is raining when you go to pick your bike up after a tire change to new tires consider putting of picking your bike up till conditions are dryAs always you the rider are responsible check you tire pressures everyday you ride and have a good look at the condition of the tires at least once a week look for gouges slices bulges chunks missing from the tread or anything else that ldquodoesnrsquot look quite rightrdquo The life you save will probably be your ownRide safe we would rather talk to you than about you

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch

Tires For Motorcyles Care amp Feeding - AB Events

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8882 170 St NWWest Edmonton Mall1st Floor by the BayEdmonton AB T5T 3J7 Phone 7804742501

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Newfie Diet

A Newfie was terribly overweight so the doctor put her on a diet

ldquoI want you to eat regularly for 2 days then skip a day then eat regularly again for 2 days then skip a day Repeat this procedure for 2 weeks The next time I see you you should have lost at least 5 poundsrdquo

When the Newfie returned she shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 lbs

ldquoWhy thatrsquos amazingrdquo the doctor said ldquoDid you follow my instructionsrdquo

The Newfie nodded ldquoIrsquoll tell you though be jaesuz I trsquoaut I were going to drop dead on dat lsquotird dayrdquo

ldquoFrom the hunger you meanrdquo asked the doctor

ldquoNo from the fuckinrsquo skippinrsquordquo

Submitted by Sandra Bannerman Ontario

Volunteers

Eleven women were clinging precariously to a wildly swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on Mount Everest Ten were blonde one was a brunette

As a group they decided that one of the party should let go

If that didnrsquot happen the rope would break and everyone would perish

For an agonizing few moments no one volunteered

Finally the brunette gave a truly touching speech saying she would sacrifice herself to save the lives of the others

All the blondes applauded

Submitted by Jacqueline Archembeault Saguenay QC

Human Race

A little girl asked her mother ldquoHow did the human race come aboutrdquo

The Mother answered ldquoGod made Adam and Eve they had children and so all mankind was maderdquo

A few days later the little girl asked her father the same question The father answered ldquoMany years ago there were monkeys and we developed from themrdquo

The confused girl returns to her mother and says ldquoMom how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God and Papa says we developed from monkeysrdquo

The Mother answers ldquoWell dear it is very simple I told you about the origin of my side of the family and your father told you about his siderdquo

Continued Next Page

Vilna Ironhorse Motorcycle Show amp Shine

-Saturday June 29th 2013 On-site Camping gt Vendors Show amp Shine Prizes Music Events Fundraising

Registration from 10-11am - $1000 cash prize for best overall (spectator

favorite) Cash Categories includ Best Dressed Chopped Touring Street

Stock Vintage Best Paint Trike (selected judges) Hosted by the Vilna

amp District Chamber of Commerce - Event Contact - Ed Phone (780) 636-

3364 (2) c|o sponsored by Howlin Coyote Motorcycle Campground

- Camping - On site Convenience Store

June 28 - July 01 2013

Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events

If I agreed with you wersquod both be wrong

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Motherrsquos Shock

A mother enters her daughterrsquos bedroom and sees a letter on the wall over the bed With the worst premonition she reads it with trembling hands It is with great regret and sorrow that Irsquom telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend I found real passion and he is so nice with all his piercings and tattoos and his big motorcycle

But is not only that Mum Irsquom pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods He wants to have many more children with me and thatrsquos one of my dreams Irsquove learned that marijuana doesnrsquot hurt anyone and wersquoll be growing it for us and his friends who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we may want

In the meantime wersquoll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure for Ahmed to get better he deserves it Donrsquot worry Mom Irsquom 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself Some day Irsquoll visit for you to know your grandchildren Your daughter Judith

PS Mum itrsquos not true Irsquom at the neighbourrsquos house I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than my report card thatrsquos in the desk drawer

Submitted by Brenda Beamish Moncton NB

Productive Salesmanship ndash A Little Johnny Joke

The kids filed back into class Monday morning They were very excited

Their weekend assignment was to sell something

then give a talk on productive salesmanship

Little Mary led off ldquoI sold girl scout cookies and I made $30rdquo she said proudly ldquoMy sales approach was to appeal to the customerrsquos civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious successrdquo

ldquoVery goodrdquo said the teacher

Little Sally was next ldquoI sold magazinesrdquo she said ldquoI made $45 and

I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them abreast of current eventsrdquo

ldquoVery good Sallyrdquo said the teacher

Eventually it was Little Johnnyrsquos turn

Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacherrsquos deskrdquo$2467rdquo he said

ldquo$2467rdquo cried the teacher ldquoWhat in the world were you sellingrdquo

ldquoTooth brushesrdquo said Little Johnny

ldquoTooth brushesrdquo echoed the teacher ldquoHow could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much moneyrdquo

ldquoI found the busiest corner in townrdquo said Little Johnny ldquoI set up a Dip amp Chip stand I gave everybody who walked by a sample

They all said the same thing

Hey this tastes like shit

Then I would sayrdquo It is shitrdquo

Wanna buy a toothbrushrdquo

Submitted by Dave Evens Chilliwack BC

Continued from Previous Page

Men have two emotions Hungry and Horny If you see him without an erection make him a sandwich

Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events

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Boy calls 911 Hello I need your help

911 Alright What is it

Boy Two girls are fighting over me

911 So whatrsquos your emergency

Boy The ugly one is winning

AB Events

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Facing noise bylaws that single out motorcycles

Contact MODEL for assistance no matter what province in

Canada you live in wwwmodeledmontoncom

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Proud sponsors of

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Someone stole all my credit cards but I wonrsquot be

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Get your event information to us - we cannot promote what we donrsquot have

an informed community is a strong communityeventsbeltdrivebettycom

AB Events

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TEXTING CODES FOR SENIOR CITIZENS AS FOLLOWS

ATD - At the Doctorrsquos

BFF - Best Friendrsquos Funeral

BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth [this one is very hilarious]

CBM - Covered by Medicare

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Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

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Upcoming ab EventsAll Events

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When We RideTalk with a group of riders and yoursquoll soon realize that the reasons we choose to ride a motorcycle are very different for each and every one of us The riding community in Saskatchewan is made up of a very diverse and broad group of people Many of us ride alone or with a few friends never joining or belonging to a club organization or group We simply plate our motorcycles and ride every chance we get

In 2013 there were 27439 motorcycles registered (at some part of the riding season by either plates

or permits) These motorcycles were registered in 626 different locations We are literally spread ALL OVER this province

All of us do share 4 common things1 the roads we ride on2 the traffic we ride with3 the reality that we all have zero control over

what another driver rider is going to do when in traffic on the highway in a parking lot or basically anywhere

4 that we need to be aware alert and riding for any and all situations at all times

It does not matter how long yoursquove been riding the type of motorcycle you are riding your age the others you may be riding with the length of your hair how cool your jacket is the type of gear to choose to (or not to) wear and on and on and on

The only thing that matters is how much you are paying attention when you are riding and that you are riding to your own personal ability as a rider

In Saskatchewan the top major reasons a motorcyclist uses when an accident does occur are

1 Inattention - yeshellipmotorcyclists use this as a reason when they have an accident

2 Road condition excessive loose gravel ndash ride for the conditions of the road you seeing in front of you and that you are on Loose gravel and dirt on the road surface is a huge problem all year roundhellipnot just till the roads are cleaned in the Cities

3 Driver inexperience confusion ndash there are a lot of new riders out there and riders who are returning to their motorcycles after many years This has nothing to do with the age of a rider

4 Wild life (animals) ndash yes we do a lot of riding where there is wild life

5 Careless Driving Stunting ndash going too fast passing improperly following too closely etc

This information was taken from a Causation Study done from 2007 ndash 2012 by Traffic Safety Services ndash SGI

So when you get on your motorcycle for the first time this seasonhellipand every time you ride Please rememberhellip

bull ride like you will never be given the right of way

bull ride like you are never seenbull watch the conditions of the road you

are riding on at all timesBe defensive alert aware and always on guard

Rhonda CwynarPresident RAGERiders Against Government Exploitation

RAGE - SK Events

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B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONrsquoT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF ALL MY FRIENDS ARE MAD BECAUSE THEY THINK I AM

SHOUTING AT THEM OVER INTERNET PLEASE HELP

We always hold hands If I let go she shops

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Special thanks to Sven Bernard of Johnny Pag Motorcycles of Canada for donating the bike that the

Canadian Legion of Riders in North Battleford Saskatchewan won

They are raffling it off to raise funds for their projects

Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle

NAME

ADDRESS

PHONE

1st Prize Custom Painted Johnny Pag Motorcycle valued at $8500 supplied by Johnny Pag Motorcycles of Canada amp Belt Drive Betty WC Distributing 1-780-881-56782nd Prize Autographed Andrew Albers Minnesota Twins Jersey3rd Prize Autographed Bobby Hull Chicago Black Hawks Jersey Proceeds to Veteran related charities

Canadian Legion of Riders Charity RaffleDraw July 13 2014 at Rockinrsquo the Rink Meota SK at Midnight

Lottery Licence RR13-0504

Tickets $5 each

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Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List

Saskatchewan Ride for SightElbow Arena and Fairgrounds

Save the Date June 20 - 22 2014

Pondarosa MH amp RV ParkLocated on Trans Canada Highway

east side of Swift Current SK Ph (306) 773-5000

Open all year

RV and Tenting sites creekside ~Full or Partial Hook-ups BathroomsShowers ~ Laundry Facilities ~ Internet

CAA Approved

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FreedomIt is a hard concept to really truly wrap your mind around We here in the west are quick to pound our chest and proclaim that we are the proud and free The sad thing is freedom is a mirage lingering on the horizon For many of us we work an honest day work ride our bikes in the mean time we complain about politics to our friends but we never really do anything about it other than some grumbles We could be plopped down in any part of the world and our lives would change very little That is not freedom - only the allusion of freedom

As we sit idly by watching our police forces militarize we blindly seek out more rules more regulations Irsquom not sure what the tipping point was what had caused us to shift our focus from freedom true freedom to regulation I do remember growing up in the seventies We didnrsquot have clasps and locks on the cabinets our mothers never absently minded left us in the kitchen by ourselves When I was bad in school I was sent to the Principalrsquos office and was punished by a leather strap across my behind (I still donrsquot swear)

Trying out for sport teams was a try out Not everyone made the team The ones that didnrsquot spent the year shooting pucks into pails snagging baseballs rolling off of roofs until we were good enough to make the team the next year We had winners and losers and even in the playground

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

Continued Next Page

-bad Uncle Monkey

bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events

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when the next goal won each and every one of us knew exactly what the score was and who the real winner was It drove us to be better Sports were not for everyone though Those that didnrsquot excel on the field read books created art Of my friends growing up some went on to play in the NHL my cousin is a mover and shaker in Silicon Valley designing and programming many of the things we use today Others became mechanics and plumbers-the blue collar workers who keep this world running Yet others became doctors and lawyers others became successful actors and musicians teachers and mothers But somewhere someone decide to level the playing field that we were all special little stars Everyone made the team everyone got a medal That it wasnrsquot fair that someone would succeed where others couldnrsquot That parenting should fall on someone elsersquos shoulder - daycares teachers the government Society forgot that it was suppose to be harder for the asthma kid with the deformed leg to play sports Society forgot that those disadvantaged who truly wanted and worked hard still found success We threw away personal responsibility personal accountability If a person backs over a kid in their driveway its not because they are a bad driver

not because they are a bad parent not because they were not paying attention - it is because the company didnrsquot put sensors on the back of the car If a kid shoots up a school its not because of mental illness not because of bad parenting or teaching

- its because the government didnrsquot take away our guns (Considering the recent rash of stabbings in schools and malls it is obvious that person will use any and all things) Each of these small steps was on our freedom pushing it a little farther down into the dirt Our last freedom is freedom of speech that Irsquom allowed to speak my mind here Freedom as long as Irsquom mindful of sponsors event organizersWhen will we regain our freedom Should we regain our freedom Read K Randall Ballrsquos Sam Chopper Orwell to find out what will happen if we donrsquot

-bad Uncle Monkey

E K D M Q T V M Y M B M M G I S M T S O Y E M N T E I E E Q Z X E E A E O O B R I A H N P N I J R A N C L D G B C C A C H S B A C I T D I L U E I M S H I I E T A G S R I D E N D G M U T A M D T R I E K C N R N M E R I D E N U N L U L O A E E H M M C E M N R G A E O U G N M M P S Z R O M E A I M F M V M C M E N S T R U A L R R R A N K E Y H N M H I V V W O P E O X N C R A N S F A A S B M Z M Y R M J S U Y A E L L D A E T S E R E M E M T M M S E M E M O R I A L I Z E M L E E W Z X C A E M E N A C I N G U R N A I L E H P O T S I H P E M C A A O R M E R I T E D X N E L U I C G H O R T Q X S A Y L E R E M T I E Z M Q M E K V R R W V Z B D N O R C E W S I T I H P E M L B N E U Y P M S H R E T I R O M E M X M S

MEMORANDUMBOOKMEMORIALISTMEMORIALIZEMEMORIALSMEMORITERMEMORIZEMEMSAHIBMENACINGMENAGEMENAGERYMENDICANCYMENDICANTMENDICATEMENDICITYMENSES

MENSTRUALMENSTRUUMMENTICULTUREMEPHISTOPHELIANMEPHITICMEPHITISMERACIOUSMERCATUREMERCHANGMANMERELLESMERELYMERESTEADMERFOLKMERGEDMERITED

Continued from Previous Page

bad Uncle Monkey - Word Search Belt Drive BettyrsquosWordsearchR R

How come we put a man on the moon before realizing it would be a good idea to put

wheels on suitcases

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SK News Events

Dare to KnowWhat your body

needs to heal itself

The BodyTalk Systemwith Practitioner Bev Groot

To book an appointment or find out more about the BodyTalk System call

3069815686

Upcoming SK EventsAll Events

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You might be a redneck if yoursquove been married 3 times and you still have the

same in laws

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My mother taught me about TIME TRAVELldquoIf you donrsquot straighten up Irsquom going to knock you into the middle of next weekrdquo

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The Grande Prairie Toys for Tots season opener

by Belt Drive Betty

Our local Grande Prairie Toys for Tots group hosts a number of events all riding seasonThe first of those events was their annual swap meet which was held at the Army Navy Air Force Club on Saturday May 10thThere was great participation from the business community with vendors like Bear Biker Wear coming all the way from Bonnyville and Bentleyrsquos from Crestomere in central Alberta adding to the local vendorsA couple of the riding clubs were on hand and I got to interview Manimal of the Chozen Breed and Barb from the Iron Sirens ndash two great local riding clubs that are growing here in Grande Prairie

in search of

lost indians

Pages 1 - 8by Ken Aiken

Continued Next Page

Bentleys Motosicle Pain Tin

Contents

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener

35-37 The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener38-39 Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful40-44 ON News Events45-48 ON Events49-50 Sport - News Events51 Sports Events52 Website Tip of the Week53 Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events54-56 ON Events57 ON Events - Classified AD of the Week58-60 Support Our Troops61 QC Events62 Moto Moncton NB Events63 NB Events64 NB News Events65 WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events66-68 NS Events69-70 NL Events

Irsquove been in love with the same woman or 49 years If my wife ever

finds out shersquoll kill me

RR

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I also got some time with Jamie the new president of Toys for Tots and Seth the new vice presidentThese two along with the rest of the board and volunteers did a great job of organizing the event and by the looks of things they are on to a

ragingly successful season They have a ton of events planned to support our local kidsOther vendors included Uncle Buckrsquos ndash they make the BEST beef jerky around this part of the country and members of the Grandview Hutterite colony were out with some amazing gloves both gauntlets and working gloves The quality of the tanning dying and stitching is utterly fabulous Righteous Cycles was the only local bike shop on hand but they had lots to offerA wide variety of parts were on hand for almost

every brand of motorcycle out there and there were some jewelry and clothing vendors on hand as wellThere were only two vacant tables The traffic was good and the ANAVETS club did a brisk business selling breakfast and later lunchThe one thing I love about these season opener events is that a person gets to see people that

Continued from Previous Page

Continued Next Page

Chozen Breed Booth

Bear and Penny Bear and his bride Penny

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Continued from Previous Pagehave been in hibernation all winter Heck I saw people that I havenrsquot seen in two and three years and it was fantasticOur local Toys for Tots does amazing work in our community and they deserve the support of every dealer and rider in the region Their next event is the Kneez in the Breeze run on May 24th Check out their poster and if you can consider attending

it I know that I had a blast last yearI myself have to be at my Defense Fund Poker Run in Nisku at Blackjacks but if you are in Grande Prairie and area and are looking for a great group to ride and share the day with you wonrsquot find much finer that the guys and gals of Grande Prairie Toys for Tots

- BDB

Righteous Cycles

Righteous Cycles

Randy Cholach and sister Patty

Iron Sirens Booth

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Itrsquos a beautiful day and you feel like going for a ride on your ATV UTV or motorcycle On the trails along the roads and waterways or on the edge of the woods there are sometimes toxic plants that are dangerous to our health Poison Ivy is more common but others are not as well known such as Giant Hogweed To help you identify them when you make stops during these rides let me show in this article three toxic plants that you may come acrossGiant HogweedShort story Originating in the Caucasus it was probably introduced to North America as an ornamental plant It has since taken root and become widespread in many European countries as well as Australia New Zealand the United States and Canada In Quebec it is considered to be an invasive alien plantDescription It can measure 2 to 5 metres high and 30 centimetres to 1 metre after mowing or cutting Its stem is robust covered in white hairs and raspberry red to purple spots spread out and well defined The leaves can reach up to 15 metres

wide by 3 metres longToxic part Its sap (a colourless odourless liquid secreted by all parts of the plant)Effects Contact with the sap followed by exposure to the sun is odourless but can produce dermatitis up to 48 hours after exposure This is characterized by redness of the skin and swelling blisters or even skin lesions at times serious resembling first or second-degree burnsPlaces Disturbed wetlands (along waterways

ditches roads etc)Take note After the wounds heal brown or white spots can linger for many months or even years on the affected areas and they can remain sensitive to the lightCanadian provinces where it is found British Columbia Ontario Quebec New BrunswickSources Deacutevelopppement durable Environnement Faune et Parcs du gouvernement du Queacutebec Santeacute et services sociaux du Queacutebec (French version only) Espace pour la vie de MontreacutealWild ParsnipDescription The flowers have light yellow-green umbels The first year the plant generally presents a low rosette of fusiform leaves while the roots are developing and flowers in the second year on a long stem before dying

Continued Next Page

V I S I T U S A T

W W W K I M P E X N E W S C O MW W W K I M P E X C O M

Hog Weed

Wild Parsnip

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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Toxic part Its sapEffects Like the Giant Hogweed its sap contains chemical products which on human skin can cause reactions similar to serious burns rashes or blistersPlaces Disturbed environments (abandoned yards open fields alongside roads etc)Take note The plantrsquos chemical composition is known to reduce weight gain and decrease fertility in cattle that eat itCanadian provinces where it is found In all provinces and territories with the exception of NunavutSources Canadian Biodiversity Information Facility from Governement of Canada Ministry of Natural Resources from Governement of OntarioPoison IvyDescription A woody perennial plant with creeping climbing or bushy glossy leaves

Toxic part Its sap contains a toxic resin (present in all parts of the plant except the pollen) Any contact with a broken part of the plant a contaminated object or an animal runs the risk of provoking a reaction The seriousness of the reaction depends on individual sensitivity the amount of sap in contact with the skin and exposed areas of the body

Effects A rash manifested by intense itching and redness Swelling and blisters can also be seen all usually between 24 to 48 hours after contact

Places River banks clearings the edge of the woods along roads etc

Take note Inhalation of smoke coming from burning Poison Ivy plants provokes an extremely painful eruption of the lining of the lungs which can lead to respiratory problems and even death

Canadian provinces where it is found In all provinces with the exception of Newfoundland-Labrador

Sources Governement of Canada Health Espace pour la vie Montreacuteal

Continued from Previous Page

Poison Ivy

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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On May 7th the official Road Captain was announced for the 4th Annual Bob Probert Ride This yearrsquos honourary grand marshal is the beautifully talented Emmy Award nominated Jacqueline MacInnes

Wood Thatrsquos right our very own hometown Canadian actress disc jockey singer television host and skilled motorcycle rider will lead the estimated 1100 motorcycles on June 22nd from Thunder Road Harley-Davidson Born in Windsor Ontario she is best known for her role as Steffy Forrester on the long-running American soap opera The Bold and the Beautiful She is also the younger sister to Dani Probert the Event Co-Chair for the Bob Probert RideFor the past four years riders in vests leather boots and blue jeans revved their

engines honouring the late hockey player Bob Probert while benefitting cardiac care at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Itrsquos a fitting tribute given that Bob was a Harley-Davidson enthusiast himself and also loved participating in charity ridesJacqueline now joins the small list of past

Continued Next Page

Mike Bechard

2014 Bob Probert Ride Media LaunchON News Events

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road captains such as former hockey players and Bobrsquos teammates Tony Amonte Sheldon Kennedy and Chris Chelios All of whom led a brigade of motorcycles following a scenic routearound Windsor and Essex County riding along the water and through the county settings showcasing the arearsquos beautyThe route has planned stops in Amherstburg Colchester Belle River and the Riverside Sportsmenrsquos Club mdashthe final stop Each stop is unique and gives the riders an opportunity to get something to eat and drink while a chance to win some awesome prizes like autographed Original Six jerseysBob Probert was a local hockey icon and an enforcer who played in the National Hockey League

Continued from Previous Page

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for 16 seasons with the Detroit Red Wings and the Chicago Blackhawks He passed away in 2010 after suffering a heart attack while on his boat out on Lake St Clair Dani Probert Bobrsquos widow has been organizing the memorial ride since its inception in 2011 That year was especially significant because

it was the first year that she was actually able to process the overwhelming amount of supportIn the last three years motorcyclists werenrsquot the only ones who turned out for the memorial ridemdashthousands of spectators stood at the side of the road to cheer the riders on at the different stops All participants of the Bob Probert Ride have risen over $300000 to fund the expansion of the cardiac care unit at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Windsor unfortunately has one of the highest rates of cardiac emergencies in Canada and there is not enough room to meet the demands As a result routine procedures are often rescheduled to make way for emergency cases Dani Probert and the hospital boardrsquos ultimate goal are to make the unit open 247 and have two beds available for angioplasty instead of just oneItrsquos hard to put into words how the communityrsquos support has helped Dani and her four children Brogan Tierney Jack and Declyn after such an immense loss In addition the family looks forward to this yearrsquos ride being even bigger with riders from

all over including Michigan paying homage to their father ldquoThe Enforcerrdquo Bob ProbertThe date for the 2014 Bob Probert Ride is June 22nd and all up-to-date information can be found on the website wwwprobertridecomRide safe ride freeMike ldquoChopperrdquo Bechard

Continued from Previous Page

ON News Events

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The 2014 ldquoRide for MSrdquo now in its 6th year is on Sunday September 21 2014 Shar Good Event Organizer recounts ldquoIt has been a learning experience receiving the help of Mike Bechard of the Lone Wolf Clubhouse back in the beginning to bring to life my dream of an event such as this since my diagnosis of Multiple

Sclerosis in 1985 I wanted to make a difference and help in any way I couldrdquo Good explains ldquoMultiple Sclerosis is the most commonly diagnosed neurological disease found in individuals between the ages of 15 to 40mdashthis area of Southwestern Ontario has a high number of affected people Reports from local neurologists tell us that approximately 700 to 800 citizens in our area have been diagnosedGood went on to say ldquoAll motorcycle riders are welcome to participate in the Ride for MS poker run to benefit the Windsor-Essex County Chapter of the MS Society of Canada This great ride starts and ends with a full course family style dinner at the Columbus Center of South Windsor 2014 Columbus Drive in Windsor Registration begins at 900AM and will run until 1030AM Registration Fees are as follows Rider $30 (FREE with $100 in Pledges) Passenger $20 (Free with $100 in Pledges) Participants are encouraged to collect pledges to receive pledge awards that start at $200 with Gas Cards awarded for pledges starting at $250 The Pledge Award Tier is provided on the pledge sheet available for download at wwwlonewolfclubhousecom and wwwmssocietycachaptersessexcommunityhtm The first stop of the poker run will be The Leaf in Windsor where you are welcome to have a full breakfast from the menu followed by stops at The

Sandbar Waterfront Grill (providing lunch specials) Birdiersquos Perch out in Leamington (providing FREE bottled water) the Pelee Island Winery in Kingsville (providing FREE wine tasting) Crabby Joersquos in Essex with the last optional stop being at Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery where you will receive a 6th optional card for your poker handrdquo Shar goes on to explain the 6th poker stop is optional giving you an extra chance to get either the Best or Worst Poker Hand of the day and win a prize for each Six stops in total are allocated along the 100 mile route Itrsquos so much fun itrsquos wonderful to be able to host a fundraiser that puts a smile on everyonersquos facerdquo Once back at the Columbus Center of S Windsor there is a family style dinner and an opportunity to participate in a 5050 Draw a Chinese Auction and a Gift Certificate Grab Bag There are Door Prizes for the ride participants using their Free Door Prize ticket they received upon Registration Good goes on to welcome non-riders as there are DINNER ONLY TICKETS available for $25 each and when purchasing in a set of 2 tickets a tax receipt for $20 will be issued Shar reiterates ldquoBikers Sponsors Volunteers amp Contributors to the event make it happen We have been blessed in the past and again this year with this event being sponsored by DIAMOND SPONSORSHIPS Biz X The Leaf Families First amp Leather King and RUBY SPONSORSHIPS UNIFOR Local 444 Robinson Motorcycle Avon Canada Fran Sales CrsquoEst Bon Lone Wolf Clubhouse Comfort Inn Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery Pelee Island Winery Sandbar Waterfront Grill Steversquos Auto Shine Birdiersquos Perch Canadian Tire (Tecumseh Rd E Windsor) Molson Coors and Belt Drive Betty The contributions of businesses in our community of door prizes and auction items add personality to the event

Good is happy to report ldquoTo date the Ride for MS has raised $33900 that has been used in assisting those with MS to subsidize the purchase of much needed assisted that enhance the quality of their

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ON News Events

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Continued from Previous Page

livesrdquo As Event Planner amp Creator Good observes first hand how the money raised facilitates those living with multiple sclerosis Having MS herself she works with the Windsor-Essex County Chapter as a past board member aiding their membership almost on a daily basis Good reflects on her past involvement with the society and what she learned ldquoI was amazed with how much the special equipment cost and was surprised with the amounts that were not covered The depths that the society had to go through to make sure people with MS got

the equipment they needed when they needed it amazed merdquo This is where the Ride for MS and the funds raised from this event come into play ldquoThe society informs the participant of this event annually at the dinner as to how the funds raised were used which is importantrdquo says Good ldquothe feeling you get when a recipient of these funds find out you are a participant of the event that helped them obtain a piece of equipment gives you a hug and says thank you is surrealrdquoJoin us on Sunday September 21st and make someonersquos wish for a better quality of life become a reality For more information you may contact Shar at (519) 798-3858 or by email at shar54xplornetca SUBJECT Ride for MS

ON News Events

Whatever you do in life always give 100 Unless yoursquore

donating blood

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Grand Bendrsquos ldquoVintage Bike DaysrdquoThis years Annual ldquoShow amp Shinerdquo event will be held in Grand Bend and takes place on Sunday July 20 2014 from 1000am until around 1pm right on Grand Bendrsquos Main Street (exact location will be announced soon)Again this year there is no registration fee no official judging no vendors and itrsquos NOT a swap-meet but there will be a group ride from Main Street to the Grand Bend MOTORPLEX Raceway

to enjoy the Vintage Road Racing Associations ldquoSUMMER CLASSICrdquo EventVintage related club and group displays are encouragedJust show up and proudly show off your scooters and motorcycles All makes and models of Vintage amp Classic bikes are most welcomeFind us on Facebook httpwwwfacebookcompagesGrand-Bends-Vintage-Bike-Days204561802964090sk=wallampapp_data

HHR RouteDetails are here We are assembling in front of the HQ building at CFB Trenton with the ride departing at 1145 Due to some issues related to our permit that could not be resolved in the short time remaining before our Ride we in the interest in safety and the show must go on have decided to move our Rally to the Whitby Entertainment Centrum This is where the ride will end It is the same location as our assembly last yearJoin us as we welcome home our HEROES as the mission has ended in Afghanistan for our Canadian ForcesHope to see many of you there

ON Events

2930 Haldimand Road 20 Cayuga1st Annual Autism Rodeo amp Family Day Charity Event to raise funds for Autism

11am-5pm Family Time bull Live bands ~ TBAbull Kids Gamesbull Face Paintingbull Free BBQ amp Drink with admission

5pm-2am Adults ONLY~Rodeo Timebull Motorcycle Gamesbull Show N Shine bull Pig Roastbull Live Bands ~ TBAbull Beer Kegs

Overnight Camping (Adults Only) Sponsors

raquo Motorcycle Enhancements raquo Tattz AndCompany raquo Black widow paintball amp Airsoftl raquo Mainway Sports raquo Action Auto raquo Paula Manto Swick Registered Disability

Savings Plan Rep raquo CrazeePaint Airbrushing

VendorsTattz AndCompanyBlack widow Paintball amp AirsoftPaula Manto Swick Registered Disability Savings Plan Rep

All proceeds go to Autism Awarenes

Autism Rodeo amp Family Day - August 2nd 2014

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ON Events

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ON Events

Why a round pizza gets delivered in a square box

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ON Events

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ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo Winner of Combined SOAR and RACE Events Get CSBK National Support (csbkca)This Ontario motorcycle roadracing season sanctioning groups SOAR and RACE are working together with a pair of Series race

weekends SOAR is hosting the RACE group at Grand Bend Raceway on June 13-15 while RACE returns the favor by hosting SOAR racers at Shannonville Motorsport Park June 27-29 As part of this co-promotion Dunlop racing tire distributor Pro 6 Cycle and the National Mopar CSBK organizing group have also joined up to provide a special bonus for Amateur Sport Bike

Continued Next Page

Dunlop Amateur Showdown winner to get National support

Sports - News Events

ADULTA person who has stopped

growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle

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Continued from Previous Page

class (approx 600cc) competitors A two round points-paying Series will recognize the appropriate Sport Bike-type class races at the SOAR and RACE-hosted events determining the top rising star in that category The racer who achieves the best combined result from the two race ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo will receive a competition award sponsoring their entry for the final Amateur Sport Bike Mopar CSBK National rounds at Canadian Tire Motorsport Park August 15-17Dunlop distributor Pro 6 Cycle and CSBK will supply competitor entry and racing tires to the winner of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo for the

CTMP National weekend The entry will include both Saturday and Sunday Amateur Sport Bike double header rounds with the successful Amateur competitor receiving a maximum of six Dunlop DOT-type class appropriate racing tires for use during the three day eventThe winning competitor must not have held a Pro motorcycle roadracing License nor can they have competed in more than two previous National races SOAR and RACE organizers will be the final judges of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo and ensure that all competitors respect the structure and spirit of the bonus competitionFor more information please check the SOAR (soaracingca) and RACE Events (Shannonvillecom) official web sites

Sports - News Events

DatesMay 16thJune 20thJuly 25thAugust 15thSeptember 12th

Registration opens at 5pm on the day of the event followed by racing at 7pm All racers must havevalid motorcycle drivers licensefull faced Snell 05 approved helmetgauntlet style leather glovesleather jacketleather bootscompetitors exceeding 120 mph will be required to wear full leathersMotorcycles must be in good working order and will be required to pass tech inspection prior to their first pass CLICK HERE for additional information on the Mission Raceway Park and their street legal Friday night races

2014 CMDRA Bracket Racing at Mission Raceway

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Sports Events

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

THE 27th

THREE DAY

May 171819 ndash 2014 ndash at Scotch Creek

All usual Classes ndash Entry $25 per day - $10 Vintage - Kids free

The Old Guy in 1971

Dean Seaman 2014

171819 ndash 2014 ndash171819 ndash 2014 ndash

This year the event will enter a new era with a two day Modern Trial

Total results will count for the overall Championship

Round 2 in Rocky Mountain House ABRound 3 in Ymir BC

We also have planned a Kids Trialon the Saturday night for

Both Electric and engine powered bikes Camping is good with Porta -Potties on site

Call for details of Motels etc

Phone Outlaw Dave for further info (250) 545-6139Directions - Follow the road to Scotch Creek from Hiway one West of Sorrento Then turn left

At Leopold road at the top of the hill after you leave town (Tire sign on left) red arrows from that point

A big thanks to the land owners for the use of this fantastic area

Modern Trial - Saturday amp Sunday - Vintage Monday Start time 10am all three days

13 13 13 13 13 13

For13 Immediate13 Release13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 May13 813 201413 13 CMDRA13 Announces13 Revised13 201413 Schedule13 13 The13 Canadian13 Motorcycle13 Drag13 Racing13 Association13 is13 releasing13 details13 of13 their13 updated13 201413 schedule13 The13 six13 race13 series13 which13 includes13 events13 in13 British13 Columbia13 Alberta13 and13 Ontario13 required13 revision13 following13 the13 unexpected13 announcement13 of13 the13 suspension13 of13 operations13 at13 one13 of13 the13 venues13 included13 in13 the13 original13 schedule13 13

Revised13 201413 Schedule13 June13 141513 13 Grand13 Bend13 Motorplex13 Grand13 Bend13 ON13 June13 2213 (113 day13 event)13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 July13 121313 13 13 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13 August13 232413 13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 Fort13 St13 John13 BC13 September13 6713 13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 September13 272813 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13

13

13 13

13 CMDRA13 Executive13 Director13 Kevin13 Shupac13 commented13 ldquoThe13 CMDRA13 is13 sincerely13 thankful13 for13 the13 support13 the13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 and13 Castrol13 Raceway13 and13 all13 of13 the13 tracks13 the13 CMDRA13 will13 visit13 in13 201413 We13 would13 also13 like13 to13 thank13 our13 members13 for13 their13 patience13 during13 the13 past13 four13 weeksrdquo13 13 13

13 13

infocmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 13 wwwcmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 1877580900813 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 TwitterCMDRA201413 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 Facebook13 CMDRA13

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR After your hands become coated with

grease your nose will begin to itch

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Did you know that BeltDriveBettycom has the most comprehensive database of Canadian Riding Clubs on the on the internet Wersquove revamped our Riding Club directory and wersquod like to know what you think Itrsquos indexed by Province and by Type of Riding Club for easy browsing

bull Brand Specificbull Cruising and Touringbull Military bull Lifestylebull Occupation-Relatedbull Rider Rights and Freedomsbull Vintagebull Sportsbull Womenrsquos Riding Clubsbull Motorcycle Ministries

httpwwwbeltdrivebettycomcommunityriding-clubs

TIP OF THE WEEK RIDING CLUBS section REVAMPED

on Facebook has photo albums for each province and month filled with tons of events

httpwwwfacebookcomCanadianMotorcycleEventsphotos_albums

Visit our page and go to the photos link once there click on albums to find the Province and month you are interested in

You can also use our national calendars at wwwcanadianmotorcycleeventscom - filled with even more event information you can sort them right down to only one province and they are highly shareable

Our CANADIAN MOTORCYCLE EVENTS

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

ldquoIf yoursquore going to kill each other do it outside I just finished cleaningrdquo

Website Tip of the Week

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Tides roll in and tides roll out

There arenrsquot too many things in life that are predictable but ocean tides are one of them

Our family just returned from a short vacation on a Vancouver Island beach and I found the tides fascinating

Incoming tides covered the beach and at high tide you could literally see all the sandcastles wood forts and creations literally disappear under the water never to be seen again

The outgoing tides revealed a clean fresh canvas and some sea-life caught in the tidal pools left behind or laying helplessly on the beach Seagulls swooped down to shell covered areas of the beach in search of oysters that had been stranded on the half kilometer sandy beach as the eagles hovered above looking for their next snack

I could not help but think about the lsquoTides of Lifersquo where we know that until our number comes up and we face eternal judgment each day the sun will come up we will spend time with those people whom we love (family friends) and with people whom we would most likely prefer not to be spending time with (school work) and we will experience all the good and not so good that the

tides of life bring our way Night will come and in the morning we will repeat the cycle all over again

As a born-again believer I felt the tide analogy was an appropriate one The ocean washes away everything left on the beach and when we ask Christ for the forgiveness of our sins he literally washes them away Check out this verse from ldquoOur Ownerrsquos Manual for Liferdquo found in Psalm 103 verse 12 ldquoHe has removed our sins as far from us as the east is from the westrdquo

Our biker church exists to take the ldquoGood Newsrdquo and the ldquoSalvation Messagerdquo to un-churched bikers here on the West Coast In fact our prayer is that the Holy Spirit would become like a raging wildfire touching the hearts and lives of bikers resulting in an assurance of eternity with our Jesus in heaven and a life on this earth that takes on new meaning and purpose

If you think riding your scoot along a seaside highway on a hot summerrsquos day is something special just wait until you do it when Jesus Christ is at the controls of your lifehellip there is no greater lsquohighrsquo and bigger lsquorushrsquo than this All it takes is a few short words ask Jesus to forgive you for your sins tell him you that you want him to be Lord of your life Follow this up with prayer and bible reading and oh yeahhellip believe that he does in fact lsquohave your backrsquo in this life

Ride safe Ride true

Pastor Chuck

Canadian Riders Support Program Network

By joining the Canadian Riders Support Program you volunteer to provide assistance to broken down riders in your area This assistance may include providing information about nearby repair shops towing accommodations making phone calls providing directions etc While some Canadian Riders have expressed that they would be able to provide help with tools wrenching towing and even temporary accommodations the level of assistance you may provide is totally up to you as you feel comfortable and safe to do soLetrsquos face it most of us have been there away from home and broke down by the side of the road Canadian Rider Members are also listed in Belt Drive Bettyrsquos Little Black Book a resource directory currently carried in the saddlebags of thousands of Canadian Riders As a ldquoThank Yourdquo from Belt Drive Betty Canadian Riders Support Network Members receive The Busted Knuckle Chronicles E-Subscription free of charge

Come join us at httpwwwcanadianridersca

Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events

Pastor Chuck

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G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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ON - Events

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ON News - ON Events

If everything seems to be going well you have obviously

overlooked something

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Classified Ad of the Week

2002 Tiny Mite Cargo Trailer

Stock CTRL0033 Colour Blue Features Very clean trailer in excellent condition tons of storage good quality cargo trailer at a good price

Price $ 2495 CAD NO GST

Contact

Trike Zone

(780) 389-3344

Mulhurst Bay AB

Email edwardtrikezonecom

ON Events - Classified AD of the Week

Upcoming ON EventsJune - August

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Join Veterans Law Enforement First Responders and their supporters from both Canada and the US on this overnight cross border ride to Wenatchee Washington June 7th 2014Check out httpcanamveteransrideweeblycom for details laquoHalf The Fun is Getting Thereraquo

Support Our Troops

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Support Our Troops

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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Support Our Troops

Upcoming SOT EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

Are you a veteran who owns a businessWould you like to promote your products or services but find advertising expensive

Get 50 off your first 6 months of advertisingContact Belt Drive Betty to find out about the

Veteranrsquos Business Starter Programbdbettygmailcom

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Tee Shirts Patches amp More in the BDB Store

We appreciate your support

wwwbdbstorecom

QC EVENTS

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What did the elephant say to the naked man How do you breathe through that

tiny thing

Ah lsquoFridayrsquo my second favorite F-word

August 7 - 10 2014 - In the Heart of Downtown MonctonThe MotoMoncton Festival was first launched in August of 2011 with motorcyclists from near and taking over Monctonrsquos downtown core This three-day event featured motorcycle stunt shows a burnout competition group rides throughout Southeastern New Brunswick a bike cruise through Moncton live entertainment on Main Street and much moreIn 2012 the City of Moncton was pleased to host another weekend of motorcycle madness in downtown Moncton and to welcome bikers from across the region and across the country as the city hosted both MotoMoncton and the 17th Canadian National Harley Owners Group Rally Moncton was honoured to be chosen as host city for this national event and together with MotoMoncton the HOG Rally proved to be yet another exciting motorcycle weekend in the cityThis past August 2013 MotoMoncton organizers were yet again pleased to host another successful weekend of exciting activity with thousands visiting the festival grounds throughout the weekend

The festival an initiative of the City of Moncton is made possible by the support of various partners including Downtown Moncton Centre-Ville Inc various local motorcycle dealers and clubs and other community partners

For more information and sponsorship enquiries please contact 506-383-7020 506-877-7700 of by Email infomotomonctoncaOr visit motomonctonca

MOTO MONCTON NB EVENTS

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What are three words a woman never wants to hear when shersquos making love ldquoHoney Irsquom homerdquo

NB EVENTS

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club would be very pleased if you would help support our up coming charity event in support of the DECH Childrenrsquos Ward

This year our Toy Ride takes place June 14th 2014 We are celebrating our 30th Ride Register early to receive a limited Edition 30th Anniversary Shirt

Registration forms online at

httpfrederictonmotorcycleclubcaHomephp

The ride begins at the parking lot of the Canadian Tire Two Nations Crossing (North Side) On site registration between 930 am amp 1045 am Ride begins at 11 am sharp

The Motorcyclist will enjoy a scenic country ride via Nashwack Bridge to Stanley At the Stanley school there will be a barbeque Show-N-Shine 5050 draw silent auction etc

The group will return via the Royal Road ending up at the DECH for the presentations of the Toys and monies raised to the Child Life Unit of the DECH

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club has been the most consistent supporter of the DECH Childrenrsquos Life Unit since 1985 All of the funds raised and Toys collected go to the hospitalized Children

Please share this email with all your friends Help us Brighten A Childrsquos Stay

Fredricton Motorcycle Club Toy Ride

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Where Royal Canadian Legion Branch 350 Port DalhousieWhen Saturday 7 June Blessing starts 11am followed by the Show and Shine

Show and Shine Entry fee $1000

11 trophies up for grabsbull Best in Show 1st 2nd 3rd placebull Best cruiser 1st amp 2nd placebull Best touring 1st and 2nd placebull Best sport bike 1st amp 2nd placebull Best sport touring 1st amp 2nd place

BBQ burgers and sausage on a bun for sale 5050 draw coffee and donutsAll proceeds to support the Royal Canadian Legion Port DalhousieI challenge all Bike clubs in the Niagara area to attend this wonderful event Hosted by the Working Stiffs Riding ClubCanadian Legion Branch 350 Located at 600 Ontario St St Catharines ON L2N 7P8 (Known as Port Dalhousie ) 905-934-1261 Please use Joe Caruso as a contact andor myself Joes email address is kawasaki07bellnet andor faronleonardhotmailcom Thank You look forward to meeting some day

Blessing of the Motorbikersquos and Show and Shine

NB News Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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Actor WisdomThere are four questions of value in lifehellip What is sacred Of what is the spirit made What is worth living for and what is worth dying for The answer to each is the same Only love~ Johnny Depp

Polymath WisdomBelieve none of what you hear and half of what you see- Benjamin Franklin

Spiritual Leader WisdomHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else yoursquore the one who gets burned ~ Buddha

Educator WisdomPeople who consider themselves victims of their circumstances will always remain victims unless they develop a greater vision for their lives ~ Stedman Graham~

Spiritual Teacher WisdomIt is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living ~ Eckhart Tolle

Lithographer WisdomA positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort ndash Herm Albright

I just got back from a pleasure trip I took my mother-in-law to

the airport

WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events

R RWYZWMNrsquoSWORDS TO THE WISE

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Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

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I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

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A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

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Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

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  • In Search Of Lost Indians
  • BC Events
  • International News Events
  • National Events
  • From the Depths of File 13 - I Hate Mondays
  • AB News - Events
  • David Pocock - AB Events
  • Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events
  • RAGE - SK Events
  • SK Events
  • Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle
  • Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List
  • bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events
  • SK News - Word Search
  • SK News Events
  • MB Events
  • The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener
  • Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful
  • ON News Events
  • ON Events
  • sport - News Events
  • Sports Events
  • Website Tip of the Week
  • Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events
  • ON Events
  • ON Events - Classified AD of the Week
  • Support Our Troops
  • QC Events
  • NB Events
  • NB News Events
  • WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events
  • NS Events
  • NL Events
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In Search Of Lost IndiansContinued from Previous Page

One had a basic rear buggy-like seat another a couch-like bench and a third design had two comfortable bucket seats The history of the Dispatch-Tow has always seemed to be well documented even for the very rare 1939 Traffic Car (VC-13) but the discovery of this series of photographs has shaken my faith I now suspect that more Indians were lost during another chaotic decade filled with corporate incompetence

changing markets and World War II The Indian Side Car and the Delivery Van survived as long as the company did but design drawings and photos show that Indianrsquos designers were developing new styles as late as 1948 The Dispatch-Tow survived longer than the Springfield factory being built under the same name but as a British motorcycle Still I often wonder if in some foreign warehouse or rural barn there might still be a lost Indian waiting to be found The 1914 electrified motorcycle wouldnrsquot have required the heavy acetylene systemThe only modifications made to this stock electric model were the addition of an engine belly pan and

3-inch wide tires that required removal of the rear fender He covered 33789 miles from San Diego to New York in 11 days 12 hours and 10 minutes and earned himself the nickname ldquoCannonballrdquo

by Ken

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Northern BC TELUS Motorcycle Ride For Dad

June 14 2014 11am-330pmKinsmen Hall - Prince George - British ColumbiaJoin us for a fun-filled day of riding with a lunch poker run prizes and much more all while helping to raise money to fight prostate cancer for our local communityCharles Brunette - 250-612-1856 - cbrunetterfdgmailcom

BC Events

We always hold hands If I let go she shops 8859-201 St Langley BC V2Y 0C8

1-866-534-6044

wwwbarneshdcom

20591 Fraser Hwy Langley BC V3A 4G4604-510-2646

3511 E Hastings St Vancouver BC V5K 2A8604-293-1107

infoupyourleathercomCheck us out on Facebook and Twitter

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BC Events

MotorcycleLawyerca

ldquoDedicated to Serving the Motorcycle Communityrdquo

Daryl J Brown amp AssociatesPersonal Injury Trial Lawyers

102 4664 Lougheed HwyBurnaby BC

Phone 6044286777Fax 6044285222

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The Blue Knights are a not-for-prot fraternal organization consisting of active and retired police men and women who enjoy riding motorcycles With over 600 chapters worldwide and 20000 members the Blue Knights promote camaraderie with the police community while actively assisting local charitable organizations

If you are an active or retired member of the police consider joining Vancouver Islandrsquos newest Blue Knights Chapter BC VIII based out of Victoria

The Blue Knights are a not-for-prot fraternal organization consisting of active and retired police men and women who enjoy riding motorcycles With over 600 chapters worldwide and 20000 members the Blue Knights promote camaraderie with the police community while actively assisting local charitable organizations

If you are an active or retired member of the police consider joining Vancouver Islandrsquos newest Blue Knights Chapter BC VIII based out of Victoria

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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The longest sentence known to man ldquoI dordquo

BC Events

Upcoming BC EventsAll Events

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National News

Attention ALL NON Profits amp Riding Clubs

The Busted Knuckle Chronicles amp Belt Drive Betty Media offer you many

FREE ways to market your event

Through our Online Events Calendars that are highly shareable our mobile app

that works on over 2200 different phones through our

Facebook amp Twitter Network and right here in the newspaper

We are Canadarsquos ONLY Weekly Newspaper for the Canadian Riding

Communityamp wersquod love to promote your event

So what are you waiting for Get your event information into us today

Send us your stories posters and information and wersquoll help spread the word

eventsbeltdrivebettycomRemember - We canrsquot promote

what we donrsquot have

RR

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Why were males created before females

Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy

National Events

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CONCORD Ontario (May 9 2014) ndash Take a break from the rat race on June 22-23 to join the

thousands of Harley-Davidsonreg motorcycle riders around the world who are shedding the shackles of responsibility and hitting the open road during the Harley-Davidsonreg World RideldquoFor these two days riders will unite to blow off the daily grind and celebrate that being free is a lot more funrdquo said Nigel Villiers Harley-Davidson Director of Integrated Consumer Experience ldquoRiding is more appreciated when you can steal the time from something yoursquod rather not be doing so let the meetings and honey-dos wait until Tuesday and just riderdquo

One World Two Days Millions of MilesLaunched in 2008 by the Harley Owners Groupreg as Million Mile Monday the annual riding event was expanded into the two-day Harley-Davidsonreg World Ride in 2012 to give more riders worldwide an opportunity to participate In 2012 participants logged 77 million miles but last year as riders celebrated the 110th Anniversary of the Harley-Davidson Motor Company and the 30th Anniversary of HOGreg riders from 66 countries blitzed that record by more than 25 per cent tallying an official total of more than 10 million miles Riders logged their miles solo in groups large and small and through a variety of dealer-lead events around the world united by their shared passion for motorcycling

Whether itrsquos across town cross-country or anything in between every mile counts and can be recorded by logging into the Harley-Davidsonreg online mileage accumulator at h-dcomworldride where a rolling odometer will record the collective distance travelled by all participants in the World RideldquoEvery mile we ride together strengthens the bonds between riders and showcases to the world the powerful expression of freedom the World Ride representsrdquo Villiers said New for 2014 ride participants can also log their post-ride mileage directly onto the World Ride website from mobile devices and share their riding stories and photographs on social media sites like Facebook and Twitter using the hashtag HDworldride Participants can also download a certificate of participation after logging their mileage on the World Ride website To learn more about the Harley-Davidsonreg World Ride visit h-dcomworldride About Deeley Harley-Davidsonreg CanadaDeeley Harley-Davidsonreg Canada is the exclusive Canadian distributor of Harley-Davidsonreg motorcycles Genuine Motor Parts and Accessories and MotorClothesreg apparel which are provided through a national network of authorized Harley-Davidsonreg Retailers Office and distribution warehouse facilities are located in Richmond British Columbia and Concord Ontario

Deeley Harley-Davidsonreg Canada Media Contact

Janet Tinsley ndash Senior Manager Marketing Services and Communications ndash (905) 482-4209 email janettinlseydeeleycom

SET YOURSELF FREE ON THE HARLEY-DAVIDSONreg WORLD RIDEJoin HOGreg and Riders Around the World on the Open Road June 22-23

National Events

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I hate Mondays but probably not for the same reasons most of you dislike them

I generally love my job helping riders find the news and information that is important to them BUT

Today like every riding season Monday the news feeds are FILLED with crashes that took place over the weekend

Page after page of crash stories some about dead riders some about injured riders and some about those who got lucky

It is my job to sift through the feeds and find the information that is pertinent to Canadians and sadly I found information on three crashes all in Ontario

In the first crash a rider hit and killed a dog but

suffered minor injuries himself the second article is about a lady rider in critical condition and the third article is about a rider who died

In the case of the lady ride an east bound pickup struck her north bound motorcycle and the driver was charged with careless driving

In the case of the rider who died he got into some gravel and hit the ditch

Folks WE riders have to become so hyper aware out there we need to sharpen our skills

My heart is breaking for the families of these riders

Itrsquos not a great start to the work week and with the long weekend coming I am seriously concerned for the riding community - I beg you - PLEASE be hyper aware of your surroundings

Get out in a parking lot and practise your emergency stopping make sure your tires are inflated properly and that your motorcycle is in good repair

One other thing I would like you to consider please

wear good gear it might save your life save you tons of healing time and with the condition of our roadways and so many who drive other automobiles not paying attention or being aware isnrsquot that little extra piece of mind worth it

For the other news that could affect your day or life as a rider visit wwwbeltdrivebettycom

Until Next week I am your editor Belt Drive Betty

From the Depths of File 13 - I Hate Mondays

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Top Rocker Motorcycle Gear LtdTough Mudder is coming to the Drumheller Badlands this September Top Rocker is hoping to enter a team for this world event We have 2 team members and need at least 4 more If you think yoursquore up to the challenge and want to take on this team challenge then come and join the Top Rocker Tough Mudder team For more information send me an email to toprockergearhotmailcomNEVER HEARD OF TOUGH MUDDER Check this out httpstoughmuddercomhttpwwwyoutubecomuserToughMudder

Top Rocker Motorcycle Gear Ltd11 2 ave NRosedale Alberta T0J 2V0Phone (403) 823-4327Email toprockergearhotmailcomWebsite httptoprockergearcom

Okay Okay it all makes sense now I never looked at it this way before MENtal illness MENstrual cramps MENtal breakdown MENopause GUYnecologist

And when we have REAL trouble itrsquos a HISterectomy Ever notice how all of womenrsquos problems start with MEN

Whatrsquos the difference between chopped beef and pea soupEveryone can chop beef but not everyone can pea soup

AB News - Events

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So how many folk REALLY LOOK at their tires How often do you look at them What are you looking forPossibly the most important part of a bike safety wise are the tires Think about it these are the sole contact between the road and the bike they are

how we stop start and go around corners If the tires are too soft or too hard the bike handles VERY poorly if the tires are too worn they will not grip the road in wet conditions and are prone to going flat If you are using the wrong kind of tire for your bike that too will contribute to poor performance On a bike the contact patch is so much smaller than for a car or truck so therefore it is that much more important to us the rider

Here are some things to watch forAge of the tire How do we know what the age of the tire is Look on the side wall of the tire there will be a code which on one side of the tire will start with DOT and have at least 12 characters after the DOT the last set of numbers are the ones which will tell you the date (on the other side of the tire the code will only be the date code) Since 2000 the last set fo numbers will be four numbers the first two numbers will tell you in which week of the year the tire was made the last two will designate the year So for example 3412 this tire was made in the 34th week of 2012 Hopefully you are not riding on tires made before 2000 Tires that are too old are too hard and will not grip the road Likewise the age of the tire will affect the warranty manufacturers will warranty a tire for five years from

the date of manufacture andor four years from the date of purchase (side note here is yet another reason to keep your receipts) Tire air pressure There are notations on your bike and in the owners manual which will tell you the air pressures you should run Typically these are different pressures front and back and will also be different for differing ride conditions whether riding two-up high speed or regular riding A word of caution here until you are familiar with your bike

and how it handles follow these guide lines exactly and even after that follow these fairly closely Too little air will lead to very poor handling and the possibility that your tire might come off the rim under sever conditions like a hard corner Too high a pressure will lead to early failure of the tire and also premature wear

Continued Next Page

by David Pocock

Tires for motorcycles care and feeding

Tires For Motorcyles Care amp Feeding - AB Events

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Continued from Previous Page

Tirewheel balance As important as wheel balance is on a car consider that on a bike it is even more so on a bike A rear tire that is out of balance will contribute to sever fatigue in the rider and be bad for the general handling amongst other problems If the front tirewheel is out of balance this can be a much more dangerous problem steering will be hard in minor cases and almost impossible in the extreme If the front tire is unbalanced there will be ldquospeed wobblerdquo which can easily upset the bike even at lower speedsTread condition When tires are made there is a ldquowear barrdquo moulded in this bar will show when the tire has reached what the manufacturer feels is the limit of safe remaining tread on the tire When you see the ldquowear barrdquo get the tire replaced because any further wear will just be dangerous to you and others When you are on your new tires be cautious for the first 100 or so km because in that first little layer of rubber will be some remnants of ldquomould release compoundrdquo This ldquomould release compoundrdquo is a very slippery substance that is sprayed into the mould just before the rubber is injected so that the tire will not stick to the mould which makes for poor to low traction till it has

been worn off If it has or is raining when you go to pick your bike up after a tire change to new tires consider putting of picking your bike up till conditions are dryAs always you the rider are responsible check you tire pressures everyday you ride and have a good look at the condition of the tires at least once a week look for gouges slices bulges chunks missing from the tread or anything else that ldquodoesnrsquot look quite rightrdquo The life you save will probably be your ownRide safe we would rather talk to you than about you

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch

Tires For Motorcyles Care amp Feeding - AB Events

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Newfie Diet

A Newfie was terribly overweight so the doctor put her on a diet

ldquoI want you to eat regularly for 2 days then skip a day then eat regularly again for 2 days then skip a day Repeat this procedure for 2 weeks The next time I see you you should have lost at least 5 poundsrdquo

When the Newfie returned she shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 lbs

ldquoWhy thatrsquos amazingrdquo the doctor said ldquoDid you follow my instructionsrdquo

The Newfie nodded ldquoIrsquoll tell you though be jaesuz I trsquoaut I were going to drop dead on dat lsquotird dayrdquo

ldquoFrom the hunger you meanrdquo asked the doctor

ldquoNo from the fuckinrsquo skippinrsquordquo

Submitted by Sandra Bannerman Ontario

Volunteers

Eleven women were clinging precariously to a wildly swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on Mount Everest Ten were blonde one was a brunette

As a group they decided that one of the party should let go

If that didnrsquot happen the rope would break and everyone would perish

For an agonizing few moments no one volunteered

Finally the brunette gave a truly touching speech saying she would sacrifice herself to save the lives of the others

All the blondes applauded

Submitted by Jacqueline Archembeault Saguenay QC

Human Race

A little girl asked her mother ldquoHow did the human race come aboutrdquo

The Mother answered ldquoGod made Adam and Eve they had children and so all mankind was maderdquo

A few days later the little girl asked her father the same question The father answered ldquoMany years ago there were monkeys and we developed from themrdquo

The confused girl returns to her mother and says ldquoMom how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God and Papa says we developed from monkeysrdquo

The Mother answers ldquoWell dear it is very simple I told you about the origin of my side of the family and your father told you about his siderdquo

Continued Next Page

Vilna Ironhorse Motorcycle Show amp Shine

-Saturday June 29th 2013 On-site Camping gt Vendors Show amp Shine Prizes Music Events Fundraising

Registration from 10-11am - $1000 cash prize for best overall (spectator

favorite) Cash Categories includ Best Dressed Chopped Touring Street

Stock Vintage Best Paint Trike (selected judges) Hosted by the Vilna

amp District Chamber of Commerce - Event Contact - Ed Phone (780) 636-

3364 (2) c|o sponsored by Howlin Coyote Motorcycle Campground

- Camping - On site Convenience Store

June 28 - July 01 2013

Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events

If I agreed with you wersquod both be wrong

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Motherrsquos Shock

A mother enters her daughterrsquos bedroom and sees a letter on the wall over the bed With the worst premonition she reads it with trembling hands It is with great regret and sorrow that Irsquom telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend I found real passion and he is so nice with all his piercings and tattoos and his big motorcycle

But is not only that Mum Irsquom pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods He wants to have many more children with me and thatrsquos one of my dreams Irsquove learned that marijuana doesnrsquot hurt anyone and wersquoll be growing it for us and his friends who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we may want

In the meantime wersquoll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure for Ahmed to get better he deserves it Donrsquot worry Mom Irsquom 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself Some day Irsquoll visit for you to know your grandchildren Your daughter Judith

PS Mum itrsquos not true Irsquom at the neighbourrsquos house I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than my report card thatrsquos in the desk drawer

Submitted by Brenda Beamish Moncton NB

Productive Salesmanship ndash A Little Johnny Joke

The kids filed back into class Monday morning They were very excited

Their weekend assignment was to sell something

then give a talk on productive salesmanship

Little Mary led off ldquoI sold girl scout cookies and I made $30rdquo she said proudly ldquoMy sales approach was to appeal to the customerrsquos civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious successrdquo

ldquoVery goodrdquo said the teacher

Little Sally was next ldquoI sold magazinesrdquo she said ldquoI made $45 and

I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them abreast of current eventsrdquo

ldquoVery good Sallyrdquo said the teacher

Eventually it was Little Johnnyrsquos turn

Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacherrsquos deskrdquo$2467rdquo he said

ldquo$2467rdquo cried the teacher ldquoWhat in the world were you sellingrdquo

ldquoTooth brushesrdquo said Little Johnny

ldquoTooth brushesrdquo echoed the teacher ldquoHow could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much moneyrdquo

ldquoI found the busiest corner in townrdquo said Little Johnny ldquoI set up a Dip amp Chip stand I gave everybody who walked by a sample

They all said the same thing

Hey this tastes like shit

Then I would sayrdquo It is shitrdquo

Wanna buy a toothbrushrdquo

Submitted by Dave Evens Chilliwack BC

Continued from Previous Page

Men have two emotions Hungry and Horny If you see him without an erection make him a sandwich

Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events

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Boy calls 911 Hello I need your help

911 Alright What is it

Boy Two girls are fighting over me

911 So whatrsquos your emergency

Boy The ugly one is winning

AB Events

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

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AB Events

Facing noise bylaws that single out motorcycles

Contact MODEL for assistance no matter what province in

Canada you live in wwwmodeledmontoncom

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AB Events

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Proud sponsors of

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Someone stole all my credit cards but I wonrsquot be

reporting it Thethief spends less than my wife did

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Get your event information to us - we cannot promote what we donrsquot have

an informed community is a strong communityeventsbeltdrivebettycom

AB Events

13

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Phone (780) 955-2581

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Phone (780) 955-2336wwwblackjacksroadhousecom

TEXTING CODES FOR SENIOR CITIZENS AS FOLLOWS

ATD - At the Doctorrsquos

BFF - Best Friendrsquos Funeral

BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth [this one is very hilarious]

CBM - Covered by Medicare

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Busted Knuckle ChroniclescopyThe

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

AB Events

Upcoming ab EventsAll Events

Select arrows to view events

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When We RideTalk with a group of riders and yoursquoll soon realize that the reasons we choose to ride a motorcycle are very different for each and every one of us The riding community in Saskatchewan is made up of a very diverse and broad group of people Many of us ride alone or with a few friends never joining or belonging to a club organization or group We simply plate our motorcycles and ride every chance we get

In 2013 there were 27439 motorcycles registered (at some part of the riding season by either plates

or permits) These motorcycles were registered in 626 different locations We are literally spread ALL OVER this province

All of us do share 4 common things1 the roads we ride on2 the traffic we ride with3 the reality that we all have zero control over

what another driver rider is going to do when in traffic on the highway in a parking lot or basically anywhere

4 that we need to be aware alert and riding for any and all situations at all times

It does not matter how long yoursquove been riding the type of motorcycle you are riding your age the others you may be riding with the length of your hair how cool your jacket is the type of gear to choose to (or not to) wear and on and on and on

The only thing that matters is how much you are paying attention when you are riding and that you are riding to your own personal ability as a rider

In Saskatchewan the top major reasons a motorcyclist uses when an accident does occur are

1 Inattention - yeshellipmotorcyclists use this as a reason when they have an accident

2 Road condition excessive loose gravel ndash ride for the conditions of the road you seeing in front of you and that you are on Loose gravel and dirt on the road surface is a huge problem all year roundhellipnot just till the roads are cleaned in the Cities

3 Driver inexperience confusion ndash there are a lot of new riders out there and riders who are returning to their motorcycles after many years This has nothing to do with the age of a rider

4 Wild life (animals) ndash yes we do a lot of riding where there is wild life

5 Careless Driving Stunting ndash going too fast passing improperly following too closely etc

This information was taken from a Causation Study done from 2007 ndash 2012 by Traffic Safety Services ndash SGI

So when you get on your motorcycle for the first time this seasonhellipand every time you ride Please rememberhellip

bull ride like you will never be given the right of way

bull ride like you are never seenbull watch the conditions of the road you

are riding on at all timesBe defensive alert aware and always on guard

Rhonda CwynarPresident RAGERiders Against Government Exploitation

RAGE - SK Events

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SK Events

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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SK Events

HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONrsquoT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF ALL MY FRIENDS ARE MAD BECAUSE THEY THINK I AM

SHOUTING AT THEM OVER INTERNET PLEASE HELP

We always hold hands If I let go she shops

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Special thanks to Sven Bernard of Johnny Pag Motorcycles of Canada for donating the bike that the

Canadian Legion of Riders in North Battleford Saskatchewan won

They are raffling it off to raise funds for their projects

Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle

NAME

ADDRESS

PHONE

1st Prize Custom Painted Johnny Pag Motorcycle valued at $8500 supplied by Johnny Pag Motorcycles of Canada amp Belt Drive Betty WC Distributing 1-780-881-56782nd Prize Autographed Andrew Albers Minnesota Twins Jersey3rd Prize Autographed Bobby Hull Chicago Black Hawks Jersey Proceeds to Veteran related charities

Canadian Legion of Riders Charity RaffleDraw July 13 2014 at Rockinrsquo the Rink Meota SK at Midnight

Lottery Licence RR13-0504

Tickets $5 each

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Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List

Saskatchewan Ride for SightElbow Arena and Fairgrounds

Save the Date June 20 - 22 2014

Pondarosa MH amp RV ParkLocated on Trans Canada Highway

east side of Swift Current SK Ph (306) 773-5000

Open all year

RV and Tenting sites creekside ~Full or Partial Hook-ups BathroomsShowers ~ Laundry Facilities ~ Internet

CAA Approved

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FreedomIt is a hard concept to really truly wrap your mind around We here in the west are quick to pound our chest and proclaim that we are the proud and free The sad thing is freedom is a mirage lingering on the horizon For many of us we work an honest day work ride our bikes in the mean time we complain about politics to our friends but we never really do anything about it other than some grumbles We could be plopped down in any part of the world and our lives would change very little That is not freedom - only the allusion of freedom

As we sit idly by watching our police forces militarize we blindly seek out more rules more regulations Irsquom not sure what the tipping point was what had caused us to shift our focus from freedom true freedom to regulation I do remember growing up in the seventies We didnrsquot have clasps and locks on the cabinets our mothers never absently minded left us in the kitchen by ourselves When I was bad in school I was sent to the Principalrsquos office and was punished by a leather strap across my behind (I still donrsquot swear)

Trying out for sport teams was a try out Not everyone made the team The ones that didnrsquot spent the year shooting pucks into pails snagging baseballs rolling off of roofs until we were good enough to make the team the next year We had winners and losers and even in the playground

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

Continued Next Page

-bad Uncle Monkey

bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events

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when the next goal won each and every one of us knew exactly what the score was and who the real winner was It drove us to be better Sports were not for everyone though Those that didnrsquot excel on the field read books created art Of my friends growing up some went on to play in the NHL my cousin is a mover and shaker in Silicon Valley designing and programming many of the things we use today Others became mechanics and plumbers-the blue collar workers who keep this world running Yet others became doctors and lawyers others became successful actors and musicians teachers and mothers But somewhere someone decide to level the playing field that we were all special little stars Everyone made the team everyone got a medal That it wasnrsquot fair that someone would succeed where others couldnrsquot That parenting should fall on someone elsersquos shoulder - daycares teachers the government Society forgot that it was suppose to be harder for the asthma kid with the deformed leg to play sports Society forgot that those disadvantaged who truly wanted and worked hard still found success We threw away personal responsibility personal accountability If a person backs over a kid in their driveway its not because they are a bad driver

not because they are a bad parent not because they were not paying attention - it is because the company didnrsquot put sensors on the back of the car If a kid shoots up a school its not because of mental illness not because of bad parenting or teaching

- its because the government didnrsquot take away our guns (Considering the recent rash of stabbings in schools and malls it is obvious that person will use any and all things) Each of these small steps was on our freedom pushing it a little farther down into the dirt Our last freedom is freedom of speech that Irsquom allowed to speak my mind here Freedom as long as Irsquom mindful of sponsors event organizersWhen will we regain our freedom Should we regain our freedom Read K Randall Ballrsquos Sam Chopper Orwell to find out what will happen if we donrsquot

-bad Uncle Monkey

E K D M Q T V M Y M B M M G I S M T S O Y E M N T E I E E Q Z X E E A E O O B R I A H N P N I J R A N C L D G B C C A C H S B A C I T D I L U E I M S H I I E T A G S R I D E N D G M U T A M D T R I E K C N R N M E R I D E N U N L U L O A E E H M M C E M N R G A E O U G N M M P S Z R O M E A I M F M V M C M E N S T R U A L R R R A N K E Y H N M H I V V W O P E O X N C R A N S F A A S B M Z M Y R M J S U Y A E L L D A E T S E R E M E M T M M S E M E M O R I A L I Z E M L E E W Z X C A E M E N A C I N G U R N A I L E H P O T S I H P E M C A A O R M E R I T E D X N E L U I C G H O R T Q X S A Y L E R E M T I E Z M Q M E K V R R W V Z B D N O R C E W S I T I H P E M L B N E U Y P M S H R E T I R O M E M X M S

MEMORANDUMBOOKMEMORIALISTMEMORIALIZEMEMORIALSMEMORITERMEMORIZEMEMSAHIBMENACINGMENAGEMENAGERYMENDICANCYMENDICANTMENDICATEMENDICITYMENSES

MENSTRUALMENSTRUUMMENTICULTUREMEPHISTOPHELIANMEPHITICMEPHITISMERACIOUSMERCATUREMERCHANGMANMERELLESMERELYMERESTEADMERFOLKMERGEDMERITED

Continued from Previous Page

bad Uncle Monkey - Word Search Belt Drive BettyrsquosWordsearchR R

How come we put a man on the moon before realizing it would be a good idea to put

wheels on suitcases

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SK News Events

Dare to KnowWhat your body

needs to heal itself

The BodyTalk Systemwith Practitioner Bev Groot

To book an appointment or find out more about the BodyTalk System call

3069815686

Upcoming SK EventsAll Events

Select arrows to view events

You might be a redneck if yoursquove been married 3 times and you still have the

same in laws

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MB Events

My mother taught me about TIME TRAVELldquoIf you donrsquot straighten up Irsquom going to knock you into the middle of next weekrdquo

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The Grande Prairie Toys for Tots season opener

by Belt Drive Betty

Our local Grande Prairie Toys for Tots group hosts a number of events all riding seasonThe first of those events was their annual swap meet which was held at the Army Navy Air Force Club on Saturday May 10thThere was great participation from the business community with vendors like Bear Biker Wear coming all the way from Bonnyville and Bentleyrsquos from Crestomere in central Alberta adding to the local vendorsA couple of the riding clubs were on hand and I got to interview Manimal of the Chozen Breed and Barb from the Iron Sirens ndash two great local riding clubs that are growing here in Grande Prairie

in search of

lost indians

Pages 1 - 8by Ken Aiken

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Bentleys Motosicle Pain Tin

Contents

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener

35-37 The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener38-39 Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful40-44 ON News Events45-48 ON Events49-50 Sport - News Events51 Sports Events52 Website Tip of the Week53 Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events54-56 ON Events57 ON Events - Classified AD of the Week58-60 Support Our Troops61 QC Events62 Moto Moncton NB Events63 NB Events64 NB News Events65 WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events66-68 NS Events69-70 NL Events

Irsquove been in love with the same woman or 49 years If my wife ever

finds out shersquoll kill me

RR

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I also got some time with Jamie the new president of Toys for Tots and Seth the new vice presidentThese two along with the rest of the board and volunteers did a great job of organizing the event and by the looks of things they are on to a

ragingly successful season They have a ton of events planned to support our local kidsOther vendors included Uncle Buckrsquos ndash they make the BEST beef jerky around this part of the country and members of the Grandview Hutterite colony were out with some amazing gloves both gauntlets and working gloves The quality of the tanning dying and stitching is utterly fabulous Righteous Cycles was the only local bike shop on hand but they had lots to offerA wide variety of parts were on hand for almost

every brand of motorcycle out there and there were some jewelry and clothing vendors on hand as wellThere were only two vacant tables The traffic was good and the ANAVETS club did a brisk business selling breakfast and later lunchThe one thing I love about these season opener events is that a person gets to see people that

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Chozen Breed Booth

Bear and Penny Bear and his bride Penny

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Continued from Previous Pagehave been in hibernation all winter Heck I saw people that I havenrsquot seen in two and three years and it was fantasticOur local Toys for Tots does amazing work in our community and they deserve the support of every dealer and rider in the region Their next event is the Kneez in the Breeze run on May 24th Check out their poster and if you can consider attending

it I know that I had a blast last yearI myself have to be at my Defense Fund Poker Run in Nisku at Blackjacks but if you are in Grande Prairie and area and are looking for a great group to ride and share the day with you wonrsquot find much finer that the guys and gals of Grande Prairie Toys for Tots

- BDB

Righteous Cycles

Righteous Cycles

Randy Cholach and sister Patty

Iron Sirens Booth

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Itrsquos a beautiful day and you feel like going for a ride on your ATV UTV or motorcycle On the trails along the roads and waterways or on the edge of the woods there are sometimes toxic plants that are dangerous to our health Poison Ivy is more common but others are not as well known such as Giant Hogweed To help you identify them when you make stops during these rides let me show in this article three toxic plants that you may come acrossGiant HogweedShort story Originating in the Caucasus it was probably introduced to North America as an ornamental plant It has since taken root and become widespread in many European countries as well as Australia New Zealand the United States and Canada In Quebec it is considered to be an invasive alien plantDescription It can measure 2 to 5 metres high and 30 centimetres to 1 metre after mowing or cutting Its stem is robust covered in white hairs and raspberry red to purple spots spread out and well defined The leaves can reach up to 15 metres

wide by 3 metres longToxic part Its sap (a colourless odourless liquid secreted by all parts of the plant)Effects Contact with the sap followed by exposure to the sun is odourless but can produce dermatitis up to 48 hours after exposure This is characterized by redness of the skin and swelling blisters or even skin lesions at times serious resembling first or second-degree burnsPlaces Disturbed wetlands (along waterways

ditches roads etc)Take note After the wounds heal brown or white spots can linger for many months or even years on the affected areas and they can remain sensitive to the lightCanadian provinces where it is found British Columbia Ontario Quebec New BrunswickSources Deacutevelopppement durable Environnement Faune et Parcs du gouvernement du Queacutebec Santeacute et services sociaux du Queacutebec (French version only) Espace pour la vie de MontreacutealWild ParsnipDescription The flowers have light yellow-green umbels The first year the plant generally presents a low rosette of fusiform leaves while the roots are developing and flowers in the second year on a long stem before dying

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V I S I T U S A T

W W W K I M P E X N E W S C O MW W W K I M P E X C O M

Hog Weed

Wild Parsnip

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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Toxic part Its sapEffects Like the Giant Hogweed its sap contains chemical products which on human skin can cause reactions similar to serious burns rashes or blistersPlaces Disturbed environments (abandoned yards open fields alongside roads etc)Take note The plantrsquos chemical composition is known to reduce weight gain and decrease fertility in cattle that eat itCanadian provinces where it is found In all provinces and territories with the exception of NunavutSources Canadian Biodiversity Information Facility from Governement of Canada Ministry of Natural Resources from Governement of OntarioPoison IvyDescription A woody perennial plant with creeping climbing or bushy glossy leaves

Toxic part Its sap contains a toxic resin (present in all parts of the plant except the pollen) Any contact with a broken part of the plant a contaminated object or an animal runs the risk of provoking a reaction The seriousness of the reaction depends on individual sensitivity the amount of sap in contact with the skin and exposed areas of the body

Effects A rash manifested by intense itching and redness Swelling and blisters can also be seen all usually between 24 to 48 hours after contact

Places River banks clearings the edge of the woods along roads etc

Take note Inhalation of smoke coming from burning Poison Ivy plants provokes an extremely painful eruption of the lining of the lungs which can lead to respiratory problems and even death

Canadian provinces where it is found In all provinces with the exception of Newfoundland-Labrador

Sources Governement of Canada Health Espace pour la vie Montreacuteal

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Poison Ivy

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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On May 7th the official Road Captain was announced for the 4th Annual Bob Probert Ride This yearrsquos honourary grand marshal is the beautifully talented Emmy Award nominated Jacqueline MacInnes

Wood Thatrsquos right our very own hometown Canadian actress disc jockey singer television host and skilled motorcycle rider will lead the estimated 1100 motorcycles on June 22nd from Thunder Road Harley-Davidson Born in Windsor Ontario she is best known for her role as Steffy Forrester on the long-running American soap opera The Bold and the Beautiful She is also the younger sister to Dani Probert the Event Co-Chair for the Bob Probert RideFor the past four years riders in vests leather boots and blue jeans revved their

engines honouring the late hockey player Bob Probert while benefitting cardiac care at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Itrsquos a fitting tribute given that Bob was a Harley-Davidson enthusiast himself and also loved participating in charity ridesJacqueline now joins the small list of past

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Mike Bechard

2014 Bob Probert Ride Media LaunchON News Events

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road captains such as former hockey players and Bobrsquos teammates Tony Amonte Sheldon Kennedy and Chris Chelios All of whom led a brigade of motorcycles following a scenic routearound Windsor and Essex County riding along the water and through the county settings showcasing the arearsquos beautyThe route has planned stops in Amherstburg Colchester Belle River and the Riverside Sportsmenrsquos Club mdashthe final stop Each stop is unique and gives the riders an opportunity to get something to eat and drink while a chance to win some awesome prizes like autographed Original Six jerseysBob Probert was a local hockey icon and an enforcer who played in the National Hockey League

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for 16 seasons with the Detroit Red Wings and the Chicago Blackhawks He passed away in 2010 after suffering a heart attack while on his boat out on Lake St Clair Dani Probert Bobrsquos widow has been organizing the memorial ride since its inception in 2011 That year was especially significant because

it was the first year that she was actually able to process the overwhelming amount of supportIn the last three years motorcyclists werenrsquot the only ones who turned out for the memorial ridemdashthousands of spectators stood at the side of the road to cheer the riders on at the different stops All participants of the Bob Probert Ride have risen over $300000 to fund the expansion of the cardiac care unit at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Windsor unfortunately has one of the highest rates of cardiac emergencies in Canada and there is not enough room to meet the demands As a result routine procedures are often rescheduled to make way for emergency cases Dani Probert and the hospital boardrsquos ultimate goal are to make the unit open 247 and have two beds available for angioplasty instead of just oneItrsquos hard to put into words how the communityrsquos support has helped Dani and her four children Brogan Tierney Jack and Declyn after such an immense loss In addition the family looks forward to this yearrsquos ride being even bigger with riders from

all over including Michigan paying homage to their father ldquoThe Enforcerrdquo Bob ProbertThe date for the 2014 Bob Probert Ride is June 22nd and all up-to-date information can be found on the website wwwprobertridecomRide safe ride freeMike ldquoChopperrdquo Bechard

Continued from Previous Page

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The 2014 ldquoRide for MSrdquo now in its 6th year is on Sunday September 21 2014 Shar Good Event Organizer recounts ldquoIt has been a learning experience receiving the help of Mike Bechard of the Lone Wolf Clubhouse back in the beginning to bring to life my dream of an event such as this since my diagnosis of Multiple

Sclerosis in 1985 I wanted to make a difference and help in any way I couldrdquo Good explains ldquoMultiple Sclerosis is the most commonly diagnosed neurological disease found in individuals between the ages of 15 to 40mdashthis area of Southwestern Ontario has a high number of affected people Reports from local neurologists tell us that approximately 700 to 800 citizens in our area have been diagnosedGood went on to say ldquoAll motorcycle riders are welcome to participate in the Ride for MS poker run to benefit the Windsor-Essex County Chapter of the MS Society of Canada This great ride starts and ends with a full course family style dinner at the Columbus Center of South Windsor 2014 Columbus Drive in Windsor Registration begins at 900AM and will run until 1030AM Registration Fees are as follows Rider $30 (FREE with $100 in Pledges) Passenger $20 (Free with $100 in Pledges) Participants are encouraged to collect pledges to receive pledge awards that start at $200 with Gas Cards awarded for pledges starting at $250 The Pledge Award Tier is provided on the pledge sheet available for download at wwwlonewolfclubhousecom and wwwmssocietycachaptersessexcommunityhtm The first stop of the poker run will be The Leaf in Windsor where you are welcome to have a full breakfast from the menu followed by stops at The

Sandbar Waterfront Grill (providing lunch specials) Birdiersquos Perch out in Leamington (providing FREE bottled water) the Pelee Island Winery in Kingsville (providing FREE wine tasting) Crabby Joersquos in Essex with the last optional stop being at Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery where you will receive a 6th optional card for your poker handrdquo Shar goes on to explain the 6th poker stop is optional giving you an extra chance to get either the Best or Worst Poker Hand of the day and win a prize for each Six stops in total are allocated along the 100 mile route Itrsquos so much fun itrsquos wonderful to be able to host a fundraiser that puts a smile on everyonersquos facerdquo Once back at the Columbus Center of S Windsor there is a family style dinner and an opportunity to participate in a 5050 Draw a Chinese Auction and a Gift Certificate Grab Bag There are Door Prizes for the ride participants using their Free Door Prize ticket they received upon Registration Good goes on to welcome non-riders as there are DINNER ONLY TICKETS available for $25 each and when purchasing in a set of 2 tickets a tax receipt for $20 will be issued Shar reiterates ldquoBikers Sponsors Volunteers amp Contributors to the event make it happen We have been blessed in the past and again this year with this event being sponsored by DIAMOND SPONSORSHIPS Biz X The Leaf Families First amp Leather King and RUBY SPONSORSHIPS UNIFOR Local 444 Robinson Motorcycle Avon Canada Fran Sales CrsquoEst Bon Lone Wolf Clubhouse Comfort Inn Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery Pelee Island Winery Sandbar Waterfront Grill Steversquos Auto Shine Birdiersquos Perch Canadian Tire (Tecumseh Rd E Windsor) Molson Coors and Belt Drive Betty The contributions of businesses in our community of door prizes and auction items add personality to the event

Good is happy to report ldquoTo date the Ride for MS has raised $33900 that has been used in assisting those with MS to subsidize the purchase of much needed assisted that enhance the quality of their

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livesrdquo As Event Planner amp Creator Good observes first hand how the money raised facilitates those living with multiple sclerosis Having MS herself she works with the Windsor-Essex County Chapter as a past board member aiding their membership almost on a daily basis Good reflects on her past involvement with the society and what she learned ldquoI was amazed with how much the special equipment cost and was surprised with the amounts that were not covered The depths that the society had to go through to make sure people with MS got

the equipment they needed when they needed it amazed merdquo This is where the Ride for MS and the funds raised from this event come into play ldquoThe society informs the participant of this event annually at the dinner as to how the funds raised were used which is importantrdquo says Good ldquothe feeling you get when a recipient of these funds find out you are a participant of the event that helped them obtain a piece of equipment gives you a hug and says thank you is surrealrdquoJoin us on Sunday September 21st and make someonersquos wish for a better quality of life become a reality For more information you may contact Shar at (519) 798-3858 or by email at shar54xplornetca SUBJECT Ride for MS

ON News Events

Whatever you do in life always give 100 Unless yoursquore

donating blood

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Grand Bendrsquos ldquoVintage Bike DaysrdquoThis years Annual ldquoShow amp Shinerdquo event will be held in Grand Bend and takes place on Sunday July 20 2014 from 1000am until around 1pm right on Grand Bendrsquos Main Street (exact location will be announced soon)Again this year there is no registration fee no official judging no vendors and itrsquos NOT a swap-meet but there will be a group ride from Main Street to the Grand Bend MOTORPLEX Raceway

to enjoy the Vintage Road Racing Associations ldquoSUMMER CLASSICrdquo EventVintage related club and group displays are encouragedJust show up and proudly show off your scooters and motorcycles All makes and models of Vintage amp Classic bikes are most welcomeFind us on Facebook httpwwwfacebookcompagesGrand-Bends-Vintage-Bike-Days204561802964090sk=wallampapp_data

HHR RouteDetails are here We are assembling in front of the HQ building at CFB Trenton with the ride departing at 1145 Due to some issues related to our permit that could not be resolved in the short time remaining before our Ride we in the interest in safety and the show must go on have decided to move our Rally to the Whitby Entertainment Centrum This is where the ride will end It is the same location as our assembly last yearJoin us as we welcome home our HEROES as the mission has ended in Afghanistan for our Canadian ForcesHope to see many of you there

ON Events

2930 Haldimand Road 20 Cayuga1st Annual Autism Rodeo amp Family Day Charity Event to raise funds for Autism

11am-5pm Family Time bull Live bands ~ TBAbull Kids Gamesbull Face Paintingbull Free BBQ amp Drink with admission

5pm-2am Adults ONLY~Rodeo Timebull Motorcycle Gamesbull Show N Shine bull Pig Roastbull Live Bands ~ TBAbull Beer Kegs

Overnight Camping (Adults Only) Sponsors

raquo Motorcycle Enhancements raquo Tattz AndCompany raquo Black widow paintball amp Airsoftl raquo Mainway Sports raquo Action Auto raquo Paula Manto Swick Registered Disability

Savings Plan Rep raquo CrazeePaint Airbrushing

VendorsTattz AndCompanyBlack widow Paintball amp AirsoftPaula Manto Swick Registered Disability Savings Plan Rep

All proceeds go to Autism Awarenes

Autism Rodeo amp Family Day - August 2nd 2014

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Why a round pizza gets delivered in a square box

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ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo Winner of Combined SOAR and RACE Events Get CSBK National Support (csbkca)This Ontario motorcycle roadracing season sanctioning groups SOAR and RACE are working together with a pair of Series race

weekends SOAR is hosting the RACE group at Grand Bend Raceway on June 13-15 while RACE returns the favor by hosting SOAR racers at Shannonville Motorsport Park June 27-29 As part of this co-promotion Dunlop racing tire distributor Pro 6 Cycle and the National Mopar CSBK organizing group have also joined up to provide a special bonus for Amateur Sport Bike

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Dunlop Amateur Showdown winner to get National support

Sports - News Events

ADULTA person who has stopped

growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle

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class (approx 600cc) competitors A two round points-paying Series will recognize the appropriate Sport Bike-type class races at the SOAR and RACE-hosted events determining the top rising star in that category The racer who achieves the best combined result from the two race ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo will receive a competition award sponsoring their entry for the final Amateur Sport Bike Mopar CSBK National rounds at Canadian Tire Motorsport Park August 15-17Dunlop distributor Pro 6 Cycle and CSBK will supply competitor entry and racing tires to the winner of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo for the

CTMP National weekend The entry will include both Saturday and Sunday Amateur Sport Bike double header rounds with the successful Amateur competitor receiving a maximum of six Dunlop DOT-type class appropriate racing tires for use during the three day eventThe winning competitor must not have held a Pro motorcycle roadracing License nor can they have competed in more than two previous National races SOAR and RACE organizers will be the final judges of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo and ensure that all competitors respect the structure and spirit of the bonus competitionFor more information please check the SOAR (soaracingca) and RACE Events (Shannonvillecom) official web sites

Sports - News Events

DatesMay 16thJune 20thJuly 25thAugust 15thSeptember 12th

Registration opens at 5pm on the day of the event followed by racing at 7pm All racers must havevalid motorcycle drivers licensefull faced Snell 05 approved helmetgauntlet style leather glovesleather jacketleather bootscompetitors exceeding 120 mph will be required to wear full leathersMotorcycles must be in good working order and will be required to pass tech inspection prior to their first pass CLICK HERE for additional information on the Mission Raceway Park and their street legal Friday night races

2014 CMDRA Bracket Racing at Mission Raceway

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Sports Events

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

THE 27th

THREE DAY

May 171819 ndash 2014 ndash at Scotch Creek

All usual Classes ndash Entry $25 per day - $10 Vintage - Kids free

The Old Guy in 1971

Dean Seaman 2014

171819 ndash 2014 ndash171819 ndash 2014 ndash

This year the event will enter a new era with a two day Modern Trial

Total results will count for the overall Championship

Round 2 in Rocky Mountain House ABRound 3 in Ymir BC

We also have planned a Kids Trialon the Saturday night for

Both Electric and engine powered bikes Camping is good with Porta -Potties on site

Call for details of Motels etc

Phone Outlaw Dave for further info (250) 545-6139Directions - Follow the road to Scotch Creek from Hiway one West of Sorrento Then turn left

At Leopold road at the top of the hill after you leave town (Tire sign on left) red arrows from that point

A big thanks to the land owners for the use of this fantastic area

Modern Trial - Saturday amp Sunday - Vintage Monday Start time 10am all three days

13 13 13 13 13 13

For13 Immediate13 Release13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 May13 813 201413 13 CMDRA13 Announces13 Revised13 201413 Schedule13 13 The13 Canadian13 Motorcycle13 Drag13 Racing13 Association13 is13 releasing13 details13 of13 their13 updated13 201413 schedule13 The13 six13 race13 series13 which13 includes13 events13 in13 British13 Columbia13 Alberta13 and13 Ontario13 required13 revision13 following13 the13 unexpected13 announcement13 of13 the13 suspension13 of13 operations13 at13 one13 of13 the13 venues13 included13 in13 the13 original13 schedule13 13

Revised13 201413 Schedule13 June13 141513 13 Grand13 Bend13 Motorplex13 Grand13 Bend13 ON13 June13 2213 (113 day13 event)13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 July13 121313 13 13 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13 August13 232413 13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 Fort13 St13 John13 BC13 September13 6713 13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 September13 272813 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13

13

13 13

13 CMDRA13 Executive13 Director13 Kevin13 Shupac13 commented13 ldquoThe13 CMDRA13 is13 sincerely13 thankful13 for13 the13 support13 the13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 and13 Castrol13 Raceway13 and13 all13 of13 the13 tracks13 the13 CMDRA13 will13 visit13 in13 201413 We13 would13 also13 like13 to13 thank13 our13 members13 for13 their13 patience13 during13 the13 past13 four13 weeksrdquo13 13 13

13 13

infocmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 13 wwwcmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 1877580900813 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 TwitterCMDRA201413 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 Facebook13 CMDRA13

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR After your hands become coated with

grease your nose will begin to itch

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Did you know that BeltDriveBettycom has the most comprehensive database of Canadian Riding Clubs on the on the internet Wersquove revamped our Riding Club directory and wersquod like to know what you think Itrsquos indexed by Province and by Type of Riding Club for easy browsing

bull Brand Specificbull Cruising and Touringbull Military bull Lifestylebull Occupation-Relatedbull Rider Rights and Freedomsbull Vintagebull Sportsbull Womenrsquos Riding Clubsbull Motorcycle Ministries

httpwwwbeltdrivebettycomcommunityriding-clubs

TIP OF THE WEEK RIDING CLUBS section REVAMPED

on Facebook has photo albums for each province and month filled with tons of events

httpwwwfacebookcomCanadianMotorcycleEventsphotos_albums

Visit our page and go to the photos link once there click on albums to find the Province and month you are interested in

You can also use our national calendars at wwwcanadianmotorcycleeventscom - filled with even more event information you can sort them right down to only one province and they are highly shareable

Our CANADIAN MOTORCYCLE EVENTS

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

ldquoIf yoursquore going to kill each other do it outside I just finished cleaningrdquo

Website Tip of the Week

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Tides roll in and tides roll out

There arenrsquot too many things in life that are predictable but ocean tides are one of them

Our family just returned from a short vacation on a Vancouver Island beach and I found the tides fascinating

Incoming tides covered the beach and at high tide you could literally see all the sandcastles wood forts and creations literally disappear under the water never to be seen again

The outgoing tides revealed a clean fresh canvas and some sea-life caught in the tidal pools left behind or laying helplessly on the beach Seagulls swooped down to shell covered areas of the beach in search of oysters that had been stranded on the half kilometer sandy beach as the eagles hovered above looking for their next snack

I could not help but think about the lsquoTides of Lifersquo where we know that until our number comes up and we face eternal judgment each day the sun will come up we will spend time with those people whom we love (family friends) and with people whom we would most likely prefer not to be spending time with (school work) and we will experience all the good and not so good that the

tides of life bring our way Night will come and in the morning we will repeat the cycle all over again

As a born-again believer I felt the tide analogy was an appropriate one The ocean washes away everything left on the beach and when we ask Christ for the forgiveness of our sins he literally washes them away Check out this verse from ldquoOur Ownerrsquos Manual for Liferdquo found in Psalm 103 verse 12 ldquoHe has removed our sins as far from us as the east is from the westrdquo

Our biker church exists to take the ldquoGood Newsrdquo and the ldquoSalvation Messagerdquo to un-churched bikers here on the West Coast In fact our prayer is that the Holy Spirit would become like a raging wildfire touching the hearts and lives of bikers resulting in an assurance of eternity with our Jesus in heaven and a life on this earth that takes on new meaning and purpose

If you think riding your scoot along a seaside highway on a hot summerrsquos day is something special just wait until you do it when Jesus Christ is at the controls of your lifehellip there is no greater lsquohighrsquo and bigger lsquorushrsquo than this All it takes is a few short words ask Jesus to forgive you for your sins tell him you that you want him to be Lord of your life Follow this up with prayer and bible reading and oh yeahhellip believe that he does in fact lsquohave your backrsquo in this life

Ride safe Ride true

Pastor Chuck

Canadian Riders Support Program Network

By joining the Canadian Riders Support Program you volunteer to provide assistance to broken down riders in your area This assistance may include providing information about nearby repair shops towing accommodations making phone calls providing directions etc While some Canadian Riders have expressed that they would be able to provide help with tools wrenching towing and even temporary accommodations the level of assistance you may provide is totally up to you as you feel comfortable and safe to do soLetrsquos face it most of us have been there away from home and broke down by the side of the road Canadian Rider Members are also listed in Belt Drive Bettyrsquos Little Black Book a resource directory currently carried in the saddlebags of thousands of Canadian Riders As a ldquoThank Yourdquo from Belt Drive Betty Canadian Riders Support Network Members receive The Busted Knuckle Chronicles E-Subscription free of charge

Come join us at httpwwwcanadianridersca

Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events

Pastor Chuck

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G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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If everything seems to be going well you have obviously

overlooked something

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2002 Tiny Mite Cargo Trailer

Stock CTRL0033 Colour Blue Features Very clean trailer in excellent condition tons of storage good quality cargo trailer at a good price

Price $ 2495 CAD NO GST

Contact

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(780) 389-3344

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Join Veterans Law Enforement First Responders and their supporters from both Canada and the US on this overnight cross border ride to Wenatchee Washington June 7th 2014Check out httpcanamveteransrideweeblycom for details laquoHalf The Fun is Getting Thereraquo

Support Our Troops

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B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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Support Our Troops

Upcoming SOT EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

Are you a veteran who owns a businessWould you like to promote your products or services but find advertising expensive

Get 50 off your first 6 months of advertisingContact Belt Drive Betty to find out about the

Veteranrsquos Business Starter Programbdbettygmailcom

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Tee Shirts Patches amp More in the BDB Store

We appreciate your support

wwwbdbstorecom

QC EVENTS

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What did the elephant say to the naked man How do you breathe through that

tiny thing

Ah lsquoFridayrsquo my second favorite F-word

August 7 - 10 2014 - In the Heart of Downtown MonctonThe MotoMoncton Festival was first launched in August of 2011 with motorcyclists from near and taking over Monctonrsquos downtown core This three-day event featured motorcycle stunt shows a burnout competition group rides throughout Southeastern New Brunswick a bike cruise through Moncton live entertainment on Main Street and much moreIn 2012 the City of Moncton was pleased to host another weekend of motorcycle madness in downtown Moncton and to welcome bikers from across the region and across the country as the city hosted both MotoMoncton and the 17th Canadian National Harley Owners Group Rally Moncton was honoured to be chosen as host city for this national event and together with MotoMoncton the HOG Rally proved to be yet another exciting motorcycle weekend in the cityThis past August 2013 MotoMoncton organizers were yet again pleased to host another successful weekend of exciting activity with thousands visiting the festival grounds throughout the weekend

The festival an initiative of the City of Moncton is made possible by the support of various partners including Downtown Moncton Centre-Ville Inc various local motorcycle dealers and clubs and other community partners

For more information and sponsorship enquiries please contact 506-383-7020 506-877-7700 of by Email infomotomonctoncaOr visit motomonctonca

MOTO MONCTON NB EVENTS

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What are three words a woman never wants to hear when shersquos making love ldquoHoney Irsquom homerdquo

NB EVENTS

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club would be very pleased if you would help support our up coming charity event in support of the DECH Childrenrsquos Ward

This year our Toy Ride takes place June 14th 2014 We are celebrating our 30th Ride Register early to receive a limited Edition 30th Anniversary Shirt

Registration forms online at

httpfrederictonmotorcycleclubcaHomephp

The ride begins at the parking lot of the Canadian Tire Two Nations Crossing (North Side) On site registration between 930 am amp 1045 am Ride begins at 11 am sharp

The Motorcyclist will enjoy a scenic country ride via Nashwack Bridge to Stanley At the Stanley school there will be a barbeque Show-N-Shine 5050 draw silent auction etc

The group will return via the Royal Road ending up at the DECH for the presentations of the Toys and monies raised to the Child Life Unit of the DECH

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club has been the most consistent supporter of the DECH Childrenrsquos Life Unit since 1985 All of the funds raised and Toys collected go to the hospitalized Children

Please share this email with all your friends Help us Brighten A Childrsquos Stay

Fredricton Motorcycle Club Toy Ride

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Where Royal Canadian Legion Branch 350 Port DalhousieWhen Saturday 7 June Blessing starts 11am followed by the Show and Shine

Show and Shine Entry fee $1000

11 trophies up for grabsbull Best in Show 1st 2nd 3rd placebull Best cruiser 1st amp 2nd placebull Best touring 1st and 2nd placebull Best sport bike 1st amp 2nd placebull Best sport touring 1st amp 2nd place

BBQ burgers and sausage on a bun for sale 5050 draw coffee and donutsAll proceeds to support the Royal Canadian Legion Port DalhousieI challenge all Bike clubs in the Niagara area to attend this wonderful event Hosted by the Working Stiffs Riding ClubCanadian Legion Branch 350 Located at 600 Ontario St St Catharines ON L2N 7P8 (Known as Port Dalhousie ) 905-934-1261 Please use Joe Caruso as a contact andor myself Joes email address is kawasaki07bellnet andor faronleonardhotmailcom Thank You look forward to meeting some day

Blessing of the Motorbikersquos and Show and Shine

NB News Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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Actor WisdomThere are four questions of value in lifehellip What is sacred Of what is the spirit made What is worth living for and what is worth dying for The answer to each is the same Only love~ Johnny Depp

Polymath WisdomBelieve none of what you hear and half of what you see- Benjamin Franklin

Spiritual Leader WisdomHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else yoursquore the one who gets burned ~ Buddha

Educator WisdomPeople who consider themselves victims of their circumstances will always remain victims unless they develop a greater vision for their lives ~ Stedman Graham~

Spiritual Teacher WisdomIt is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living ~ Eckhart Tolle

Lithographer WisdomA positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort ndash Herm Albright

I just got back from a pleasure trip I took my mother-in-law to

the airport

WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events

R RWYZWMNrsquoSWORDS TO THE WISE

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Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

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I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

Select Arrows to view events

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A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

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Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

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Northern BC TELUS Motorcycle Ride For Dad

June 14 2014 11am-330pmKinsmen Hall - Prince George - British ColumbiaJoin us for a fun-filled day of riding with a lunch poker run prizes and much more all while helping to raise money to fight prostate cancer for our local communityCharles Brunette - 250-612-1856 - cbrunetterfdgmailcom

BC Events

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BC Events

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ldquoDedicated to Serving the Motorcycle Communityrdquo

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102 4664 Lougheed HwyBurnaby BC

Phone 6044286777Fax 6044285222

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The Blue Knights are a not-for-prot fraternal organization consisting of active and retired police men and women who enjoy riding motorcycles With over 600 chapters worldwide and 20000 members the Blue Knights promote camaraderie with the police community while actively assisting local charitable organizations

If you are an active or retired member of the police consider joining Vancouver Islandrsquos newest Blue Knights Chapter BC VIII based out of Victoria

The Blue Knights are a not-for-prot fraternal organization consisting of active and retired police men and women who enjoy riding motorcycles With over 600 chapters worldwide and 20000 members the Blue Knights promote camaraderie with the police community while actively assisting local charitable organizations

If you are an active or retired member of the police consider joining Vancouver Islandrsquos newest Blue Knights Chapter BC VIII based out of Victoria

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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The longest sentence known to man ldquoI dordquo

BC Events

Upcoming BC EventsAll Events

Select arrows to view events

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National News

Attention ALL NON Profits amp Riding Clubs

The Busted Knuckle Chronicles amp Belt Drive Betty Media offer you many

FREE ways to market your event

Through our Online Events Calendars that are highly shareable our mobile app

that works on over 2200 different phones through our

Facebook amp Twitter Network and right here in the newspaper

We are Canadarsquos ONLY Weekly Newspaper for the Canadian Riding

Communityamp wersquod love to promote your event

So what are you waiting for Get your event information into us today

Send us your stories posters and information and wersquoll help spread the word

eventsbeltdrivebettycomRemember - We canrsquot promote

what we donrsquot have

RR

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Why were males created before females

Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy

National Events

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CONCORD Ontario (May 9 2014) ndash Take a break from the rat race on June 22-23 to join the

thousands of Harley-Davidsonreg motorcycle riders around the world who are shedding the shackles of responsibility and hitting the open road during the Harley-Davidsonreg World RideldquoFor these two days riders will unite to blow off the daily grind and celebrate that being free is a lot more funrdquo said Nigel Villiers Harley-Davidson Director of Integrated Consumer Experience ldquoRiding is more appreciated when you can steal the time from something yoursquod rather not be doing so let the meetings and honey-dos wait until Tuesday and just riderdquo

One World Two Days Millions of MilesLaunched in 2008 by the Harley Owners Groupreg as Million Mile Monday the annual riding event was expanded into the two-day Harley-Davidsonreg World Ride in 2012 to give more riders worldwide an opportunity to participate In 2012 participants logged 77 million miles but last year as riders celebrated the 110th Anniversary of the Harley-Davidson Motor Company and the 30th Anniversary of HOGreg riders from 66 countries blitzed that record by more than 25 per cent tallying an official total of more than 10 million miles Riders logged their miles solo in groups large and small and through a variety of dealer-lead events around the world united by their shared passion for motorcycling

Whether itrsquos across town cross-country or anything in between every mile counts and can be recorded by logging into the Harley-Davidsonreg online mileage accumulator at h-dcomworldride where a rolling odometer will record the collective distance travelled by all participants in the World RideldquoEvery mile we ride together strengthens the bonds between riders and showcases to the world the powerful expression of freedom the World Ride representsrdquo Villiers said New for 2014 ride participants can also log their post-ride mileage directly onto the World Ride website from mobile devices and share their riding stories and photographs on social media sites like Facebook and Twitter using the hashtag HDworldride Participants can also download a certificate of participation after logging their mileage on the World Ride website To learn more about the Harley-Davidsonreg World Ride visit h-dcomworldride About Deeley Harley-Davidsonreg CanadaDeeley Harley-Davidsonreg Canada is the exclusive Canadian distributor of Harley-Davidsonreg motorcycles Genuine Motor Parts and Accessories and MotorClothesreg apparel which are provided through a national network of authorized Harley-Davidsonreg Retailers Office and distribution warehouse facilities are located in Richmond British Columbia and Concord Ontario

Deeley Harley-Davidsonreg Canada Media Contact

Janet Tinsley ndash Senior Manager Marketing Services and Communications ndash (905) 482-4209 email janettinlseydeeleycom

SET YOURSELF FREE ON THE HARLEY-DAVIDSONreg WORLD RIDEJoin HOGreg and Riders Around the World on the Open Road June 22-23

National Events

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I hate Mondays but probably not for the same reasons most of you dislike them

I generally love my job helping riders find the news and information that is important to them BUT

Today like every riding season Monday the news feeds are FILLED with crashes that took place over the weekend

Page after page of crash stories some about dead riders some about injured riders and some about those who got lucky

It is my job to sift through the feeds and find the information that is pertinent to Canadians and sadly I found information on three crashes all in Ontario

In the first crash a rider hit and killed a dog but

suffered minor injuries himself the second article is about a lady rider in critical condition and the third article is about a rider who died

In the case of the lady ride an east bound pickup struck her north bound motorcycle and the driver was charged with careless driving

In the case of the rider who died he got into some gravel and hit the ditch

Folks WE riders have to become so hyper aware out there we need to sharpen our skills

My heart is breaking for the families of these riders

Itrsquos not a great start to the work week and with the long weekend coming I am seriously concerned for the riding community - I beg you - PLEASE be hyper aware of your surroundings

Get out in a parking lot and practise your emergency stopping make sure your tires are inflated properly and that your motorcycle is in good repair

One other thing I would like you to consider please

wear good gear it might save your life save you tons of healing time and with the condition of our roadways and so many who drive other automobiles not paying attention or being aware isnrsquot that little extra piece of mind worth it

For the other news that could affect your day or life as a rider visit wwwbeltdrivebettycom

Until Next week I am your editor Belt Drive Betty

From the Depths of File 13 - I Hate Mondays

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Top Rocker Motorcycle Gear LtdTough Mudder is coming to the Drumheller Badlands this September Top Rocker is hoping to enter a team for this world event We have 2 team members and need at least 4 more If you think yoursquore up to the challenge and want to take on this team challenge then come and join the Top Rocker Tough Mudder team For more information send me an email to toprockergearhotmailcomNEVER HEARD OF TOUGH MUDDER Check this out httpstoughmuddercomhttpwwwyoutubecomuserToughMudder

Top Rocker Motorcycle Gear Ltd11 2 ave NRosedale Alberta T0J 2V0Phone (403) 823-4327Email toprockergearhotmailcomWebsite httptoprockergearcom

Okay Okay it all makes sense now I never looked at it this way before MENtal illness MENstrual cramps MENtal breakdown MENopause GUYnecologist

And when we have REAL trouble itrsquos a HISterectomy Ever notice how all of womenrsquos problems start with MEN

Whatrsquos the difference between chopped beef and pea soupEveryone can chop beef but not everyone can pea soup

AB News - Events

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So how many folk REALLY LOOK at their tires How often do you look at them What are you looking forPossibly the most important part of a bike safety wise are the tires Think about it these are the sole contact between the road and the bike they are

how we stop start and go around corners If the tires are too soft or too hard the bike handles VERY poorly if the tires are too worn they will not grip the road in wet conditions and are prone to going flat If you are using the wrong kind of tire for your bike that too will contribute to poor performance On a bike the contact patch is so much smaller than for a car or truck so therefore it is that much more important to us the rider

Here are some things to watch forAge of the tire How do we know what the age of the tire is Look on the side wall of the tire there will be a code which on one side of the tire will start with DOT and have at least 12 characters after the DOT the last set of numbers are the ones which will tell you the date (on the other side of the tire the code will only be the date code) Since 2000 the last set fo numbers will be four numbers the first two numbers will tell you in which week of the year the tire was made the last two will designate the year So for example 3412 this tire was made in the 34th week of 2012 Hopefully you are not riding on tires made before 2000 Tires that are too old are too hard and will not grip the road Likewise the age of the tire will affect the warranty manufacturers will warranty a tire for five years from

the date of manufacture andor four years from the date of purchase (side note here is yet another reason to keep your receipts) Tire air pressure There are notations on your bike and in the owners manual which will tell you the air pressures you should run Typically these are different pressures front and back and will also be different for differing ride conditions whether riding two-up high speed or regular riding A word of caution here until you are familiar with your bike

and how it handles follow these guide lines exactly and even after that follow these fairly closely Too little air will lead to very poor handling and the possibility that your tire might come off the rim under sever conditions like a hard corner Too high a pressure will lead to early failure of the tire and also premature wear

Continued Next Page

by David Pocock

Tires for motorcycles care and feeding

Tires For Motorcyles Care amp Feeding - AB Events

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Continued from Previous Page

Tirewheel balance As important as wheel balance is on a car consider that on a bike it is even more so on a bike A rear tire that is out of balance will contribute to sever fatigue in the rider and be bad for the general handling amongst other problems If the front tirewheel is out of balance this can be a much more dangerous problem steering will be hard in minor cases and almost impossible in the extreme If the front tire is unbalanced there will be ldquospeed wobblerdquo which can easily upset the bike even at lower speedsTread condition When tires are made there is a ldquowear barrdquo moulded in this bar will show when the tire has reached what the manufacturer feels is the limit of safe remaining tread on the tire When you see the ldquowear barrdquo get the tire replaced because any further wear will just be dangerous to you and others When you are on your new tires be cautious for the first 100 or so km because in that first little layer of rubber will be some remnants of ldquomould release compoundrdquo This ldquomould release compoundrdquo is a very slippery substance that is sprayed into the mould just before the rubber is injected so that the tire will not stick to the mould which makes for poor to low traction till it has

been worn off If it has or is raining when you go to pick your bike up after a tire change to new tires consider putting of picking your bike up till conditions are dryAs always you the rider are responsible check you tire pressures everyday you ride and have a good look at the condition of the tires at least once a week look for gouges slices bulges chunks missing from the tread or anything else that ldquodoesnrsquot look quite rightrdquo The life you save will probably be your ownRide safe we would rather talk to you than about you

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch

Tires For Motorcyles Care amp Feeding - AB Events

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Newfie Diet

A Newfie was terribly overweight so the doctor put her on a diet

ldquoI want you to eat regularly for 2 days then skip a day then eat regularly again for 2 days then skip a day Repeat this procedure for 2 weeks The next time I see you you should have lost at least 5 poundsrdquo

When the Newfie returned she shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 lbs

ldquoWhy thatrsquos amazingrdquo the doctor said ldquoDid you follow my instructionsrdquo

The Newfie nodded ldquoIrsquoll tell you though be jaesuz I trsquoaut I were going to drop dead on dat lsquotird dayrdquo

ldquoFrom the hunger you meanrdquo asked the doctor

ldquoNo from the fuckinrsquo skippinrsquordquo

Submitted by Sandra Bannerman Ontario

Volunteers

Eleven women were clinging precariously to a wildly swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on Mount Everest Ten were blonde one was a brunette

As a group they decided that one of the party should let go

If that didnrsquot happen the rope would break and everyone would perish

For an agonizing few moments no one volunteered

Finally the brunette gave a truly touching speech saying she would sacrifice herself to save the lives of the others

All the blondes applauded

Submitted by Jacqueline Archembeault Saguenay QC

Human Race

A little girl asked her mother ldquoHow did the human race come aboutrdquo

The Mother answered ldquoGod made Adam and Eve they had children and so all mankind was maderdquo

A few days later the little girl asked her father the same question The father answered ldquoMany years ago there were monkeys and we developed from themrdquo

The confused girl returns to her mother and says ldquoMom how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God and Papa says we developed from monkeysrdquo

The Mother answers ldquoWell dear it is very simple I told you about the origin of my side of the family and your father told you about his siderdquo

Continued Next Page

Vilna Ironhorse Motorcycle Show amp Shine

-Saturday June 29th 2013 On-site Camping gt Vendors Show amp Shine Prizes Music Events Fundraising

Registration from 10-11am - $1000 cash prize for best overall (spectator

favorite) Cash Categories includ Best Dressed Chopped Touring Street

Stock Vintage Best Paint Trike (selected judges) Hosted by the Vilna

amp District Chamber of Commerce - Event Contact - Ed Phone (780) 636-

3364 (2) c|o sponsored by Howlin Coyote Motorcycle Campground

- Camping - On site Convenience Store

June 28 - July 01 2013

Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events

If I agreed with you wersquod both be wrong

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Motherrsquos Shock

A mother enters her daughterrsquos bedroom and sees a letter on the wall over the bed With the worst premonition she reads it with trembling hands It is with great regret and sorrow that Irsquom telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend I found real passion and he is so nice with all his piercings and tattoos and his big motorcycle

But is not only that Mum Irsquom pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods He wants to have many more children with me and thatrsquos one of my dreams Irsquove learned that marijuana doesnrsquot hurt anyone and wersquoll be growing it for us and his friends who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we may want

In the meantime wersquoll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure for Ahmed to get better he deserves it Donrsquot worry Mom Irsquom 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself Some day Irsquoll visit for you to know your grandchildren Your daughter Judith

PS Mum itrsquos not true Irsquom at the neighbourrsquos house I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than my report card thatrsquos in the desk drawer

Submitted by Brenda Beamish Moncton NB

Productive Salesmanship ndash A Little Johnny Joke

The kids filed back into class Monday morning They were very excited

Their weekend assignment was to sell something

then give a talk on productive salesmanship

Little Mary led off ldquoI sold girl scout cookies and I made $30rdquo she said proudly ldquoMy sales approach was to appeal to the customerrsquos civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious successrdquo

ldquoVery goodrdquo said the teacher

Little Sally was next ldquoI sold magazinesrdquo she said ldquoI made $45 and

I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them abreast of current eventsrdquo

ldquoVery good Sallyrdquo said the teacher

Eventually it was Little Johnnyrsquos turn

Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacherrsquos deskrdquo$2467rdquo he said

ldquo$2467rdquo cried the teacher ldquoWhat in the world were you sellingrdquo

ldquoTooth brushesrdquo said Little Johnny

ldquoTooth brushesrdquo echoed the teacher ldquoHow could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much moneyrdquo

ldquoI found the busiest corner in townrdquo said Little Johnny ldquoI set up a Dip amp Chip stand I gave everybody who walked by a sample

They all said the same thing

Hey this tastes like shit

Then I would sayrdquo It is shitrdquo

Wanna buy a toothbrushrdquo

Submitted by Dave Evens Chilliwack BC

Continued from Previous Page

Men have two emotions Hungry and Horny If you see him without an erection make him a sandwich

Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events

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Boy calls 911 Hello I need your help

911 Alright What is it

Boy Two girls are fighting over me

911 So whatrsquos your emergency

Boy The ugly one is winning

AB Events

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

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AB Events

Facing noise bylaws that single out motorcycles

Contact MODEL for assistance no matter what province in

Canada you live in wwwmodeledmontoncom

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AB Events

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INJURY CONTROLRESEARCH GROUPFaculty of MedicineUniversity of Alberta

The Canadian Paraplegic Association

Someone stole all my credit cards but I wonrsquot be

reporting it Thethief spends less than my wife did

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Get your event information to us - we cannot promote what we donrsquot have

an informed community is a strong communityeventsbeltdrivebettycom

AB Events

13

2120 Sparrow Drive Nisku

Phone (780) 955-2581

wwwrigpigclubcom

2120 Sparrow Drive Nisku

Phone(780) 955-2581 Toll Free Reservations 1-800-420-1596

wwwairwaysinnca

2120 Sparrow Drive Nisku Alberta T9E 8A2Phone (780) 955-2581 bull Fax (780) 955-9466

Reservations Toll Free 1-800-420-1596

C O U N T R Y I N N

ldquoThe Original International Airport Hotelrdquo

A I R P O R T P A R K I N G

2110 Sparrow Drive Nisku

Phone (780) 955-2336wwwblackjacksroadhousecom

TEXTING CODES FOR SENIOR CITIZENS AS FOLLOWS

ATD - At the Doctorrsquos

BFF - Best Friendrsquos Funeral

BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth [this one is very hilarious]

CBM - Covered by Medicare

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Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

AB Events

Upcoming ab EventsAll Events

Select arrows to view events

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When We RideTalk with a group of riders and yoursquoll soon realize that the reasons we choose to ride a motorcycle are very different for each and every one of us The riding community in Saskatchewan is made up of a very diverse and broad group of people Many of us ride alone or with a few friends never joining or belonging to a club organization or group We simply plate our motorcycles and ride every chance we get

In 2013 there were 27439 motorcycles registered (at some part of the riding season by either plates

or permits) These motorcycles were registered in 626 different locations We are literally spread ALL OVER this province

All of us do share 4 common things1 the roads we ride on2 the traffic we ride with3 the reality that we all have zero control over

what another driver rider is going to do when in traffic on the highway in a parking lot or basically anywhere

4 that we need to be aware alert and riding for any and all situations at all times

It does not matter how long yoursquove been riding the type of motorcycle you are riding your age the others you may be riding with the length of your hair how cool your jacket is the type of gear to choose to (or not to) wear and on and on and on

The only thing that matters is how much you are paying attention when you are riding and that you are riding to your own personal ability as a rider

In Saskatchewan the top major reasons a motorcyclist uses when an accident does occur are

1 Inattention - yeshellipmotorcyclists use this as a reason when they have an accident

2 Road condition excessive loose gravel ndash ride for the conditions of the road you seeing in front of you and that you are on Loose gravel and dirt on the road surface is a huge problem all year roundhellipnot just till the roads are cleaned in the Cities

3 Driver inexperience confusion ndash there are a lot of new riders out there and riders who are returning to their motorcycles after many years This has nothing to do with the age of a rider

4 Wild life (animals) ndash yes we do a lot of riding where there is wild life

5 Careless Driving Stunting ndash going too fast passing improperly following too closely etc

This information was taken from a Causation Study done from 2007 ndash 2012 by Traffic Safety Services ndash SGI

So when you get on your motorcycle for the first time this seasonhellipand every time you ride Please rememberhellip

bull ride like you will never be given the right of way

bull ride like you are never seenbull watch the conditions of the road you

are riding on at all timesBe defensive alert aware and always on guard

Rhonda CwynarPresident RAGERiders Against Government Exploitation

RAGE - SK Events

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SK Events

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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SK Events

HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONrsquoT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF ALL MY FRIENDS ARE MAD BECAUSE THEY THINK I AM

SHOUTING AT THEM OVER INTERNET PLEASE HELP

We always hold hands If I let go she shops

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Special thanks to Sven Bernard of Johnny Pag Motorcycles of Canada for donating the bike that the

Canadian Legion of Riders in North Battleford Saskatchewan won

They are raffling it off to raise funds for their projects

Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle

NAME

ADDRESS

PHONE

1st Prize Custom Painted Johnny Pag Motorcycle valued at $8500 supplied by Johnny Pag Motorcycles of Canada amp Belt Drive Betty WC Distributing 1-780-881-56782nd Prize Autographed Andrew Albers Minnesota Twins Jersey3rd Prize Autographed Bobby Hull Chicago Black Hawks Jersey Proceeds to Veteran related charities

Canadian Legion of Riders Charity RaffleDraw July 13 2014 at Rockinrsquo the Rink Meota SK at Midnight

Lottery Licence RR13-0504

Tickets $5 each

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Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List

Saskatchewan Ride for SightElbow Arena and Fairgrounds

Save the Date June 20 - 22 2014

Pondarosa MH amp RV ParkLocated on Trans Canada Highway

east side of Swift Current SK Ph (306) 773-5000

Open all year

RV and Tenting sites creekside ~Full or Partial Hook-ups BathroomsShowers ~ Laundry Facilities ~ Internet

CAA Approved

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FreedomIt is a hard concept to really truly wrap your mind around We here in the west are quick to pound our chest and proclaim that we are the proud and free The sad thing is freedom is a mirage lingering on the horizon For many of us we work an honest day work ride our bikes in the mean time we complain about politics to our friends but we never really do anything about it other than some grumbles We could be plopped down in any part of the world and our lives would change very little That is not freedom - only the allusion of freedom

As we sit idly by watching our police forces militarize we blindly seek out more rules more regulations Irsquom not sure what the tipping point was what had caused us to shift our focus from freedom true freedom to regulation I do remember growing up in the seventies We didnrsquot have clasps and locks on the cabinets our mothers never absently minded left us in the kitchen by ourselves When I was bad in school I was sent to the Principalrsquos office and was punished by a leather strap across my behind (I still donrsquot swear)

Trying out for sport teams was a try out Not everyone made the team The ones that didnrsquot spent the year shooting pucks into pails snagging baseballs rolling off of roofs until we were good enough to make the team the next year We had winners and losers and even in the playground

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

Continued Next Page

-bad Uncle Monkey

bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events

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when the next goal won each and every one of us knew exactly what the score was and who the real winner was It drove us to be better Sports were not for everyone though Those that didnrsquot excel on the field read books created art Of my friends growing up some went on to play in the NHL my cousin is a mover and shaker in Silicon Valley designing and programming many of the things we use today Others became mechanics and plumbers-the blue collar workers who keep this world running Yet others became doctors and lawyers others became successful actors and musicians teachers and mothers But somewhere someone decide to level the playing field that we were all special little stars Everyone made the team everyone got a medal That it wasnrsquot fair that someone would succeed where others couldnrsquot That parenting should fall on someone elsersquos shoulder - daycares teachers the government Society forgot that it was suppose to be harder for the asthma kid with the deformed leg to play sports Society forgot that those disadvantaged who truly wanted and worked hard still found success We threw away personal responsibility personal accountability If a person backs over a kid in their driveway its not because they are a bad driver

not because they are a bad parent not because they were not paying attention - it is because the company didnrsquot put sensors on the back of the car If a kid shoots up a school its not because of mental illness not because of bad parenting or teaching

- its because the government didnrsquot take away our guns (Considering the recent rash of stabbings in schools and malls it is obvious that person will use any and all things) Each of these small steps was on our freedom pushing it a little farther down into the dirt Our last freedom is freedom of speech that Irsquom allowed to speak my mind here Freedom as long as Irsquom mindful of sponsors event organizersWhen will we regain our freedom Should we regain our freedom Read K Randall Ballrsquos Sam Chopper Orwell to find out what will happen if we donrsquot

-bad Uncle Monkey

E K D M Q T V M Y M B M M G I S M T S O Y E M N T E I E E Q Z X E E A E O O B R I A H N P N I J R A N C L D G B C C A C H S B A C I T D I L U E I M S H I I E T A G S R I D E N D G M U T A M D T R I E K C N R N M E R I D E N U N L U L O A E E H M M C E M N R G A E O U G N M M P S Z R O M E A I M F M V M C M E N S T R U A L R R R A N K E Y H N M H I V V W O P E O X N C R A N S F A A S B M Z M Y R M J S U Y A E L L D A E T S E R E M E M T M M S E M E M O R I A L I Z E M L E E W Z X C A E M E N A C I N G U R N A I L E H P O T S I H P E M C A A O R M E R I T E D X N E L U I C G H O R T Q X S A Y L E R E M T I E Z M Q M E K V R R W V Z B D N O R C E W S I T I H P E M L B N E U Y P M S H R E T I R O M E M X M S

MEMORANDUMBOOKMEMORIALISTMEMORIALIZEMEMORIALSMEMORITERMEMORIZEMEMSAHIBMENACINGMENAGEMENAGERYMENDICANCYMENDICANTMENDICATEMENDICITYMENSES

MENSTRUALMENSTRUUMMENTICULTUREMEPHISTOPHELIANMEPHITICMEPHITISMERACIOUSMERCATUREMERCHANGMANMERELLESMERELYMERESTEADMERFOLKMERGEDMERITED

Continued from Previous Page

bad Uncle Monkey - Word Search Belt Drive BettyrsquosWordsearchR R

How come we put a man on the moon before realizing it would be a good idea to put

wheels on suitcases

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SK News Events

Dare to KnowWhat your body

needs to heal itself

The BodyTalk Systemwith Practitioner Bev Groot

To book an appointment or find out more about the BodyTalk System call

3069815686

Upcoming SK EventsAll Events

Select arrows to view events

You might be a redneck if yoursquove been married 3 times and you still have the

same in laws

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My mother taught me about TIME TRAVELldquoIf you donrsquot straighten up Irsquom going to knock you into the middle of next weekrdquo

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The Grande Prairie Toys for Tots season opener

by Belt Drive Betty

Our local Grande Prairie Toys for Tots group hosts a number of events all riding seasonThe first of those events was their annual swap meet which was held at the Army Navy Air Force Club on Saturday May 10thThere was great participation from the business community with vendors like Bear Biker Wear coming all the way from Bonnyville and Bentleyrsquos from Crestomere in central Alberta adding to the local vendorsA couple of the riding clubs were on hand and I got to interview Manimal of the Chozen Breed and Barb from the Iron Sirens ndash two great local riding clubs that are growing here in Grande Prairie

in search of

lost indians

Pages 1 - 8by Ken Aiken

Continued Next Page

Bentleys Motosicle Pain Tin

Contents

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener

35-37 The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener38-39 Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful40-44 ON News Events45-48 ON Events49-50 Sport - News Events51 Sports Events52 Website Tip of the Week53 Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events54-56 ON Events57 ON Events - Classified AD of the Week58-60 Support Our Troops61 QC Events62 Moto Moncton NB Events63 NB Events64 NB News Events65 WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events66-68 NS Events69-70 NL Events

Irsquove been in love with the same woman or 49 years If my wife ever

finds out shersquoll kill me

RR

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I also got some time with Jamie the new president of Toys for Tots and Seth the new vice presidentThese two along with the rest of the board and volunteers did a great job of organizing the event and by the looks of things they are on to a

ragingly successful season They have a ton of events planned to support our local kidsOther vendors included Uncle Buckrsquos ndash they make the BEST beef jerky around this part of the country and members of the Grandview Hutterite colony were out with some amazing gloves both gauntlets and working gloves The quality of the tanning dying and stitching is utterly fabulous Righteous Cycles was the only local bike shop on hand but they had lots to offerA wide variety of parts were on hand for almost

every brand of motorcycle out there and there were some jewelry and clothing vendors on hand as wellThere were only two vacant tables The traffic was good and the ANAVETS club did a brisk business selling breakfast and later lunchThe one thing I love about these season opener events is that a person gets to see people that

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Chozen Breed Booth

Bear and Penny Bear and his bride Penny

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Continued from Previous Pagehave been in hibernation all winter Heck I saw people that I havenrsquot seen in two and three years and it was fantasticOur local Toys for Tots does amazing work in our community and they deserve the support of every dealer and rider in the region Their next event is the Kneez in the Breeze run on May 24th Check out their poster and if you can consider attending

it I know that I had a blast last yearI myself have to be at my Defense Fund Poker Run in Nisku at Blackjacks but if you are in Grande Prairie and area and are looking for a great group to ride and share the day with you wonrsquot find much finer that the guys and gals of Grande Prairie Toys for Tots

- BDB

Righteous Cycles

Righteous Cycles

Randy Cholach and sister Patty

Iron Sirens Booth

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Itrsquos a beautiful day and you feel like going for a ride on your ATV UTV or motorcycle On the trails along the roads and waterways or on the edge of the woods there are sometimes toxic plants that are dangerous to our health Poison Ivy is more common but others are not as well known such as Giant Hogweed To help you identify them when you make stops during these rides let me show in this article three toxic plants that you may come acrossGiant HogweedShort story Originating in the Caucasus it was probably introduced to North America as an ornamental plant It has since taken root and become widespread in many European countries as well as Australia New Zealand the United States and Canada In Quebec it is considered to be an invasive alien plantDescription It can measure 2 to 5 metres high and 30 centimetres to 1 metre after mowing or cutting Its stem is robust covered in white hairs and raspberry red to purple spots spread out and well defined The leaves can reach up to 15 metres

wide by 3 metres longToxic part Its sap (a colourless odourless liquid secreted by all parts of the plant)Effects Contact with the sap followed by exposure to the sun is odourless but can produce dermatitis up to 48 hours after exposure This is characterized by redness of the skin and swelling blisters or even skin lesions at times serious resembling first or second-degree burnsPlaces Disturbed wetlands (along waterways

ditches roads etc)Take note After the wounds heal brown or white spots can linger for many months or even years on the affected areas and they can remain sensitive to the lightCanadian provinces where it is found British Columbia Ontario Quebec New BrunswickSources Deacutevelopppement durable Environnement Faune et Parcs du gouvernement du Queacutebec Santeacute et services sociaux du Queacutebec (French version only) Espace pour la vie de MontreacutealWild ParsnipDescription The flowers have light yellow-green umbels The first year the plant generally presents a low rosette of fusiform leaves while the roots are developing and flowers in the second year on a long stem before dying

Continued Next Page

V I S I T U S A T

W W W K I M P E X N E W S C O MW W W K I M P E X C O M

Hog Weed

Wild Parsnip

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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Toxic part Its sapEffects Like the Giant Hogweed its sap contains chemical products which on human skin can cause reactions similar to serious burns rashes or blistersPlaces Disturbed environments (abandoned yards open fields alongside roads etc)Take note The plantrsquos chemical composition is known to reduce weight gain and decrease fertility in cattle that eat itCanadian provinces where it is found In all provinces and territories with the exception of NunavutSources Canadian Biodiversity Information Facility from Governement of Canada Ministry of Natural Resources from Governement of OntarioPoison IvyDescription A woody perennial plant with creeping climbing or bushy glossy leaves

Toxic part Its sap contains a toxic resin (present in all parts of the plant except the pollen) Any contact with a broken part of the plant a contaminated object or an animal runs the risk of provoking a reaction The seriousness of the reaction depends on individual sensitivity the amount of sap in contact with the skin and exposed areas of the body

Effects A rash manifested by intense itching and redness Swelling and blisters can also be seen all usually between 24 to 48 hours after contact

Places River banks clearings the edge of the woods along roads etc

Take note Inhalation of smoke coming from burning Poison Ivy plants provokes an extremely painful eruption of the lining of the lungs which can lead to respiratory problems and even death

Canadian provinces where it is found In all provinces with the exception of Newfoundland-Labrador

Sources Governement of Canada Health Espace pour la vie Montreacuteal

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Poison Ivy

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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On May 7th the official Road Captain was announced for the 4th Annual Bob Probert Ride This yearrsquos honourary grand marshal is the beautifully talented Emmy Award nominated Jacqueline MacInnes

Wood Thatrsquos right our very own hometown Canadian actress disc jockey singer television host and skilled motorcycle rider will lead the estimated 1100 motorcycles on June 22nd from Thunder Road Harley-Davidson Born in Windsor Ontario she is best known for her role as Steffy Forrester on the long-running American soap opera The Bold and the Beautiful She is also the younger sister to Dani Probert the Event Co-Chair for the Bob Probert RideFor the past four years riders in vests leather boots and blue jeans revved their

engines honouring the late hockey player Bob Probert while benefitting cardiac care at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Itrsquos a fitting tribute given that Bob was a Harley-Davidson enthusiast himself and also loved participating in charity ridesJacqueline now joins the small list of past

Continued Next Page

Mike Bechard

2014 Bob Probert Ride Media LaunchON News Events

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road captains such as former hockey players and Bobrsquos teammates Tony Amonte Sheldon Kennedy and Chris Chelios All of whom led a brigade of motorcycles following a scenic routearound Windsor and Essex County riding along the water and through the county settings showcasing the arearsquos beautyThe route has planned stops in Amherstburg Colchester Belle River and the Riverside Sportsmenrsquos Club mdashthe final stop Each stop is unique and gives the riders an opportunity to get something to eat and drink while a chance to win some awesome prizes like autographed Original Six jerseysBob Probert was a local hockey icon and an enforcer who played in the National Hockey League

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for 16 seasons with the Detroit Red Wings and the Chicago Blackhawks He passed away in 2010 after suffering a heart attack while on his boat out on Lake St Clair Dani Probert Bobrsquos widow has been organizing the memorial ride since its inception in 2011 That year was especially significant because

it was the first year that she was actually able to process the overwhelming amount of supportIn the last three years motorcyclists werenrsquot the only ones who turned out for the memorial ridemdashthousands of spectators stood at the side of the road to cheer the riders on at the different stops All participants of the Bob Probert Ride have risen over $300000 to fund the expansion of the cardiac care unit at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Windsor unfortunately has one of the highest rates of cardiac emergencies in Canada and there is not enough room to meet the demands As a result routine procedures are often rescheduled to make way for emergency cases Dani Probert and the hospital boardrsquos ultimate goal are to make the unit open 247 and have two beds available for angioplasty instead of just oneItrsquos hard to put into words how the communityrsquos support has helped Dani and her four children Brogan Tierney Jack and Declyn after such an immense loss In addition the family looks forward to this yearrsquos ride being even bigger with riders from

all over including Michigan paying homage to their father ldquoThe Enforcerrdquo Bob ProbertThe date for the 2014 Bob Probert Ride is June 22nd and all up-to-date information can be found on the website wwwprobertridecomRide safe ride freeMike ldquoChopperrdquo Bechard

Continued from Previous Page

ON News Events

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The 2014 ldquoRide for MSrdquo now in its 6th year is on Sunday September 21 2014 Shar Good Event Organizer recounts ldquoIt has been a learning experience receiving the help of Mike Bechard of the Lone Wolf Clubhouse back in the beginning to bring to life my dream of an event such as this since my diagnosis of Multiple

Sclerosis in 1985 I wanted to make a difference and help in any way I couldrdquo Good explains ldquoMultiple Sclerosis is the most commonly diagnosed neurological disease found in individuals between the ages of 15 to 40mdashthis area of Southwestern Ontario has a high number of affected people Reports from local neurologists tell us that approximately 700 to 800 citizens in our area have been diagnosedGood went on to say ldquoAll motorcycle riders are welcome to participate in the Ride for MS poker run to benefit the Windsor-Essex County Chapter of the MS Society of Canada This great ride starts and ends with a full course family style dinner at the Columbus Center of South Windsor 2014 Columbus Drive in Windsor Registration begins at 900AM and will run until 1030AM Registration Fees are as follows Rider $30 (FREE with $100 in Pledges) Passenger $20 (Free with $100 in Pledges) Participants are encouraged to collect pledges to receive pledge awards that start at $200 with Gas Cards awarded for pledges starting at $250 The Pledge Award Tier is provided on the pledge sheet available for download at wwwlonewolfclubhousecom and wwwmssocietycachaptersessexcommunityhtm The first stop of the poker run will be The Leaf in Windsor where you are welcome to have a full breakfast from the menu followed by stops at The

Sandbar Waterfront Grill (providing lunch specials) Birdiersquos Perch out in Leamington (providing FREE bottled water) the Pelee Island Winery in Kingsville (providing FREE wine tasting) Crabby Joersquos in Essex with the last optional stop being at Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery where you will receive a 6th optional card for your poker handrdquo Shar goes on to explain the 6th poker stop is optional giving you an extra chance to get either the Best or Worst Poker Hand of the day and win a prize for each Six stops in total are allocated along the 100 mile route Itrsquos so much fun itrsquos wonderful to be able to host a fundraiser that puts a smile on everyonersquos facerdquo Once back at the Columbus Center of S Windsor there is a family style dinner and an opportunity to participate in a 5050 Draw a Chinese Auction and a Gift Certificate Grab Bag There are Door Prizes for the ride participants using their Free Door Prize ticket they received upon Registration Good goes on to welcome non-riders as there are DINNER ONLY TICKETS available for $25 each and when purchasing in a set of 2 tickets a tax receipt for $20 will be issued Shar reiterates ldquoBikers Sponsors Volunteers amp Contributors to the event make it happen We have been blessed in the past and again this year with this event being sponsored by DIAMOND SPONSORSHIPS Biz X The Leaf Families First amp Leather King and RUBY SPONSORSHIPS UNIFOR Local 444 Robinson Motorcycle Avon Canada Fran Sales CrsquoEst Bon Lone Wolf Clubhouse Comfort Inn Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery Pelee Island Winery Sandbar Waterfront Grill Steversquos Auto Shine Birdiersquos Perch Canadian Tire (Tecumseh Rd E Windsor) Molson Coors and Belt Drive Betty The contributions of businesses in our community of door prizes and auction items add personality to the event

Good is happy to report ldquoTo date the Ride for MS has raised $33900 that has been used in assisting those with MS to subsidize the purchase of much needed assisted that enhance the quality of their

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livesrdquo As Event Planner amp Creator Good observes first hand how the money raised facilitates those living with multiple sclerosis Having MS herself she works with the Windsor-Essex County Chapter as a past board member aiding their membership almost on a daily basis Good reflects on her past involvement with the society and what she learned ldquoI was amazed with how much the special equipment cost and was surprised with the amounts that were not covered The depths that the society had to go through to make sure people with MS got

the equipment they needed when they needed it amazed merdquo This is where the Ride for MS and the funds raised from this event come into play ldquoThe society informs the participant of this event annually at the dinner as to how the funds raised were used which is importantrdquo says Good ldquothe feeling you get when a recipient of these funds find out you are a participant of the event that helped them obtain a piece of equipment gives you a hug and says thank you is surrealrdquoJoin us on Sunday September 21st and make someonersquos wish for a better quality of life become a reality For more information you may contact Shar at (519) 798-3858 or by email at shar54xplornetca SUBJECT Ride for MS

ON News Events

Whatever you do in life always give 100 Unless yoursquore

donating blood

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Grand Bendrsquos ldquoVintage Bike DaysrdquoThis years Annual ldquoShow amp Shinerdquo event will be held in Grand Bend and takes place on Sunday July 20 2014 from 1000am until around 1pm right on Grand Bendrsquos Main Street (exact location will be announced soon)Again this year there is no registration fee no official judging no vendors and itrsquos NOT a swap-meet but there will be a group ride from Main Street to the Grand Bend MOTORPLEX Raceway

to enjoy the Vintage Road Racing Associations ldquoSUMMER CLASSICrdquo EventVintage related club and group displays are encouragedJust show up and proudly show off your scooters and motorcycles All makes and models of Vintage amp Classic bikes are most welcomeFind us on Facebook httpwwwfacebookcompagesGrand-Bends-Vintage-Bike-Days204561802964090sk=wallampapp_data

HHR RouteDetails are here We are assembling in front of the HQ building at CFB Trenton with the ride departing at 1145 Due to some issues related to our permit that could not be resolved in the short time remaining before our Ride we in the interest in safety and the show must go on have decided to move our Rally to the Whitby Entertainment Centrum This is where the ride will end It is the same location as our assembly last yearJoin us as we welcome home our HEROES as the mission has ended in Afghanistan for our Canadian ForcesHope to see many of you there

ON Events

2930 Haldimand Road 20 Cayuga1st Annual Autism Rodeo amp Family Day Charity Event to raise funds for Autism

11am-5pm Family Time bull Live bands ~ TBAbull Kids Gamesbull Face Paintingbull Free BBQ amp Drink with admission

5pm-2am Adults ONLY~Rodeo Timebull Motorcycle Gamesbull Show N Shine bull Pig Roastbull Live Bands ~ TBAbull Beer Kegs

Overnight Camping (Adults Only) Sponsors

raquo Motorcycle Enhancements raquo Tattz AndCompany raquo Black widow paintball amp Airsoftl raquo Mainway Sports raquo Action Auto raquo Paula Manto Swick Registered Disability

Savings Plan Rep raquo CrazeePaint Airbrushing

VendorsTattz AndCompanyBlack widow Paintball amp AirsoftPaula Manto Swick Registered Disability Savings Plan Rep

All proceeds go to Autism Awarenes

Autism Rodeo amp Family Day - August 2nd 2014

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ON Events

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ON Events

Why a round pizza gets delivered in a square box

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ON Events

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ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo Winner of Combined SOAR and RACE Events Get CSBK National Support (csbkca)This Ontario motorcycle roadracing season sanctioning groups SOAR and RACE are working together with a pair of Series race

weekends SOAR is hosting the RACE group at Grand Bend Raceway on June 13-15 while RACE returns the favor by hosting SOAR racers at Shannonville Motorsport Park June 27-29 As part of this co-promotion Dunlop racing tire distributor Pro 6 Cycle and the National Mopar CSBK organizing group have also joined up to provide a special bonus for Amateur Sport Bike

Continued Next Page

Dunlop Amateur Showdown winner to get National support

Sports - News Events

ADULTA person who has stopped

growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle

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Continued from Previous Page

class (approx 600cc) competitors A two round points-paying Series will recognize the appropriate Sport Bike-type class races at the SOAR and RACE-hosted events determining the top rising star in that category The racer who achieves the best combined result from the two race ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo will receive a competition award sponsoring their entry for the final Amateur Sport Bike Mopar CSBK National rounds at Canadian Tire Motorsport Park August 15-17Dunlop distributor Pro 6 Cycle and CSBK will supply competitor entry and racing tires to the winner of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo for the

CTMP National weekend The entry will include both Saturday and Sunday Amateur Sport Bike double header rounds with the successful Amateur competitor receiving a maximum of six Dunlop DOT-type class appropriate racing tires for use during the three day eventThe winning competitor must not have held a Pro motorcycle roadracing License nor can they have competed in more than two previous National races SOAR and RACE organizers will be the final judges of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo and ensure that all competitors respect the structure and spirit of the bonus competitionFor more information please check the SOAR (soaracingca) and RACE Events (Shannonvillecom) official web sites

Sports - News Events

DatesMay 16thJune 20thJuly 25thAugust 15thSeptember 12th

Registration opens at 5pm on the day of the event followed by racing at 7pm All racers must havevalid motorcycle drivers licensefull faced Snell 05 approved helmetgauntlet style leather glovesleather jacketleather bootscompetitors exceeding 120 mph will be required to wear full leathersMotorcycles must be in good working order and will be required to pass tech inspection prior to their first pass CLICK HERE for additional information on the Mission Raceway Park and their street legal Friday night races

2014 CMDRA Bracket Racing at Mission Raceway

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Sports Events

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

THE 27th

THREE DAY

May 171819 ndash 2014 ndash at Scotch Creek

All usual Classes ndash Entry $25 per day - $10 Vintage - Kids free

The Old Guy in 1971

Dean Seaman 2014

171819 ndash 2014 ndash171819 ndash 2014 ndash

This year the event will enter a new era with a two day Modern Trial

Total results will count for the overall Championship

Round 2 in Rocky Mountain House ABRound 3 in Ymir BC

We also have planned a Kids Trialon the Saturday night for

Both Electric and engine powered bikes Camping is good with Porta -Potties on site

Call for details of Motels etc

Phone Outlaw Dave for further info (250) 545-6139Directions - Follow the road to Scotch Creek from Hiway one West of Sorrento Then turn left

At Leopold road at the top of the hill after you leave town (Tire sign on left) red arrows from that point

A big thanks to the land owners for the use of this fantastic area

Modern Trial - Saturday amp Sunday - Vintage Monday Start time 10am all three days

13 13 13 13 13 13

For13 Immediate13 Release13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 May13 813 201413 13 CMDRA13 Announces13 Revised13 201413 Schedule13 13 The13 Canadian13 Motorcycle13 Drag13 Racing13 Association13 is13 releasing13 details13 of13 their13 updated13 201413 schedule13 The13 six13 race13 series13 which13 includes13 events13 in13 British13 Columbia13 Alberta13 and13 Ontario13 required13 revision13 following13 the13 unexpected13 announcement13 of13 the13 suspension13 of13 operations13 at13 one13 of13 the13 venues13 included13 in13 the13 original13 schedule13 13

Revised13 201413 Schedule13 June13 141513 13 Grand13 Bend13 Motorplex13 Grand13 Bend13 ON13 June13 2213 (113 day13 event)13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 July13 121313 13 13 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13 August13 232413 13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 Fort13 St13 John13 BC13 September13 6713 13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 September13 272813 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13

13

13 13

13 CMDRA13 Executive13 Director13 Kevin13 Shupac13 commented13 ldquoThe13 CMDRA13 is13 sincerely13 thankful13 for13 the13 support13 the13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 and13 Castrol13 Raceway13 and13 all13 of13 the13 tracks13 the13 CMDRA13 will13 visit13 in13 201413 We13 would13 also13 like13 to13 thank13 our13 members13 for13 their13 patience13 during13 the13 past13 four13 weeksrdquo13 13 13

13 13

infocmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 13 wwwcmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 1877580900813 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 TwitterCMDRA201413 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 Facebook13 CMDRA13

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR After your hands become coated with

grease your nose will begin to itch

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Did you know that BeltDriveBettycom has the most comprehensive database of Canadian Riding Clubs on the on the internet Wersquove revamped our Riding Club directory and wersquod like to know what you think Itrsquos indexed by Province and by Type of Riding Club for easy browsing

bull Brand Specificbull Cruising and Touringbull Military bull Lifestylebull Occupation-Relatedbull Rider Rights and Freedomsbull Vintagebull Sportsbull Womenrsquos Riding Clubsbull Motorcycle Ministries

httpwwwbeltdrivebettycomcommunityriding-clubs

TIP OF THE WEEK RIDING CLUBS section REVAMPED

on Facebook has photo albums for each province and month filled with tons of events

httpwwwfacebookcomCanadianMotorcycleEventsphotos_albums

Visit our page and go to the photos link once there click on albums to find the Province and month you are interested in

You can also use our national calendars at wwwcanadianmotorcycleeventscom - filled with even more event information you can sort them right down to only one province and they are highly shareable

Our CANADIAN MOTORCYCLE EVENTS

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

ldquoIf yoursquore going to kill each other do it outside I just finished cleaningrdquo

Website Tip of the Week

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Tides roll in and tides roll out

There arenrsquot too many things in life that are predictable but ocean tides are one of them

Our family just returned from a short vacation on a Vancouver Island beach and I found the tides fascinating

Incoming tides covered the beach and at high tide you could literally see all the sandcastles wood forts and creations literally disappear under the water never to be seen again

The outgoing tides revealed a clean fresh canvas and some sea-life caught in the tidal pools left behind or laying helplessly on the beach Seagulls swooped down to shell covered areas of the beach in search of oysters that had been stranded on the half kilometer sandy beach as the eagles hovered above looking for their next snack

I could not help but think about the lsquoTides of Lifersquo where we know that until our number comes up and we face eternal judgment each day the sun will come up we will spend time with those people whom we love (family friends) and with people whom we would most likely prefer not to be spending time with (school work) and we will experience all the good and not so good that the

tides of life bring our way Night will come and in the morning we will repeat the cycle all over again

As a born-again believer I felt the tide analogy was an appropriate one The ocean washes away everything left on the beach and when we ask Christ for the forgiveness of our sins he literally washes them away Check out this verse from ldquoOur Ownerrsquos Manual for Liferdquo found in Psalm 103 verse 12 ldquoHe has removed our sins as far from us as the east is from the westrdquo

Our biker church exists to take the ldquoGood Newsrdquo and the ldquoSalvation Messagerdquo to un-churched bikers here on the West Coast In fact our prayer is that the Holy Spirit would become like a raging wildfire touching the hearts and lives of bikers resulting in an assurance of eternity with our Jesus in heaven and a life on this earth that takes on new meaning and purpose

If you think riding your scoot along a seaside highway on a hot summerrsquos day is something special just wait until you do it when Jesus Christ is at the controls of your lifehellip there is no greater lsquohighrsquo and bigger lsquorushrsquo than this All it takes is a few short words ask Jesus to forgive you for your sins tell him you that you want him to be Lord of your life Follow this up with prayer and bible reading and oh yeahhellip believe that he does in fact lsquohave your backrsquo in this life

Ride safe Ride true

Pastor Chuck

Canadian Riders Support Program Network

By joining the Canadian Riders Support Program you volunteer to provide assistance to broken down riders in your area This assistance may include providing information about nearby repair shops towing accommodations making phone calls providing directions etc While some Canadian Riders have expressed that they would be able to provide help with tools wrenching towing and even temporary accommodations the level of assistance you may provide is totally up to you as you feel comfortable and safe to do soLetrsquos face it most of us have been there away from home and broke down by the side of the road Canadian Rider Members are also listed in Belt Drive Bettyrsquos Little Black Book a resource directory currently carried in the saddlebags of thousands of Canadian Riders As a ldquoThank Yourdquo from Belt Drive Betty Canadian Riders Support Network Members receive The Busted Knuckle Chronicles E-Subscription free of charge

Come join us at httpwwwcanadianridersca

Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events

Pastor Chuck

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ON Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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ON - Events

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ON News - ON Events

If everything seems to be going well you have obviously

overlooked something

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Classified Ad of the Week

2002 Tiny Mite Cargo Trailer

Stock CTRL0033 Colour Blue Features Very clean trailer in excellent condition tons of storage good quality cargo trailer at a good price

Price $ 2495 CAD NO GST

Contact

Trike Zone

(780) 389-3344

Mulhurst Bay AB

Email edwardtrikezonecom

ON Events - Classified AD of the Week

Upcoming ON EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

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Join Veterans Law Enforement First Responders and their supporters from both Canada and the US on this overnight cross border ride to Wenatchee Washington June 7th 2014Check out httpcanamveteransrideweeblycom for details laquoHalf The Fun is Getting Thereraquo

Support Our Troops

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Support Our Troops

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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Support Our Troops

Upcoming SOT EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

Are you a veteran who owns a businessWould you like to promote your products or services but find advertising expensive

Get 50 off your first 6 months of advertisingContact Belt Drive Betty to find out about the

Veteranrsquos Business Starter Programbdbettygmailcom

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Tee Shirts Patches amp More in the BDB Store

We appreciate your support

wwwbdbstorecom

QC EVENTS

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What did the elephant say to the naked man How do you breathe through that

tiny thing

Ah lsquoFridayrsquo my second favorite F-word

August 7 - 10 2014 - In the Heart of Downtown MonctonThe MotoMoncton Festival was first launched in August of 2011 with motorcyclists from near and taking over Monctonrsquos downtown core This three-day event featured motorcycle stunt shows a burnout competition group rides throughout Southeastern New Brunswick a bike cruise through Moncton live entertainment on Main Street and much moreIn 2012 the City of Moncton was pleased to host another weekend of motorcycle madness in downtown Moncton and to welcome bikers from across the region and across the country as the city hosted both MotoMoncton and the 17th Canadian National Harley Owners Group Rally Moncton was honoured to be chosen as host city for this national event and together with MotoMoncton the HOG Rally proved to be yet another exciting motorcycle weekend in the cityThis past August 2013 MotoMoncton organizers were yet again pleased to host another successful weekend of exciting activity with thousands visiting the festival grounds throughout the weekend

The festival an initiative of the City of Moncton is made possible by the support of various partners including Downtown Moncton Centre-Ville Inc various local motorcycle dealers and clubs and other community partners

For more information and sponsorship enquiries please contact 506-383-7020 506-877-7700 of by Email infomotomonctoncaOr visit motomonctonca

MOTO MONCTON NB EVENTS

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What are three words a woman never wants to hear when shersquos making love ldquoHoney Irsquom homerdquo

NB EVENTS

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club would be very pleased if you would help support our up coming charity event in support of the DECH Childrenrsquos Ward

This year our Toy Ride takes place June 14th 2014 We are celebrating our 30th Ride Register early to receive a limited Edition 30th Anniversary Shirt

Registration forms online at

httpfrederictonmotorcycleclubcaHomephp

The ride begins at the parking lot of the Canadian Tire Two Nations Crossing (North Side) On site registration between 930 am amp 1045 am Ride begins at 11 am sharp

The Motorcyclist will enjoy a scenic country ride via Nashwack Bridge to Stanley At the Stanley school there will be a barbeque Show-N-Shine 5050 draw silent auction etc

The group will return via the Royal Road ending up at the DECH for the presentations of the Toys and monies raised to the Child Life Unit of the DECH

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club has been the most consistent supporter of the DECH Childrenrsquos Life Unit since 1985 All of the funds raised and Toys collected go to the hospitalized Children

Please share this email with all your friends Help us Brighten A Childrsquos Stay

Fredricton Motorcycle Club Toy Ride

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Where Royal Canadian Legion Branch 350 Port DalhousieWhen Saturday 7 June Blessing starts 11am followed by the Show and Shine

Show and Shine Entry fee $1000

11 trophies up for grabsbull Best in Show 1st 2nd 3rd placebull Best cruiser 1st amp 2nd placebull Best touring 1st and 2nd placebull Best sport bike 1st amp 2nd placebull Best sport touring 1st amp 2nd place

BBQ burgers and sausage on a bun for sale 5050 draw coffee and donutsAll proceeds to support the Royal Canadian Legion Port DalhousieI challenge all Bike clubs in the Niagara area to attend this wonderful event Hosted by the Working Stiffs Riding ClubCanadian Legion Branch 350 Located at 600 Ontario St St Catharines ON L2N 7P8 (Known as Port Dalhousie ) 905-934-1261 Please use Joe Caruso as a contact andor myself Joes email address is kawasaki07bellnet andor faronleonardhotmailcom Thank You look forward to meeting some day

Blessing of the Motorbikersquos and Show and Shine

NB News Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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Actor WisdomThere are four questions of value in lifehellip What is sacred Of what is the spirit made What is worth living for and what is worth dying for The answer to each is the same Only love~ Johnny Depp

Polymath WisdomBelieve none of what you hear and half of what you see- Benjamin Franklin

Spiritual Leader WisdomHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else yoursquore the one who gets burned ~ Buddha

Educator WisdomPeople who consider themselves victims of their circumstances will always remain victims unless they develop a greater vision for their lives ~ Stedman Graham~

Spiritual Teacher WisdomIt is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living ~ Eckhart Tolle

Lithographer WisdomA positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort ndash Herm Albright

I just got back from a pleasure trip I took my mother-in-law to

the airport

WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events

R RWYZWMNrsquoSWORDS TO THE WISE

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Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

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NS Events

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I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

Select Arrows to view events

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A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

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Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

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  • In Search Of Lost Indians
  • BC Events
  • International News Events
  • National Events
  • From the Depths of File 13 - I Hate Mondays
  • AB News - Events
  • David Pocock - AB Events
  • Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events
  • RAGE - SK Events
  • SK Events
  • Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle
  • Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List
  • bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events
  • SK News - Word Search
  • SK News Events
  • MB Events
  • The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener
  • Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful
  • ON News Events
  • ON Events
  • sport - News Events
  • Sports Events
  • Website Tip of the Week
  • Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events
  • ON Events
  • ON Events - Classified AD of the Week
  • Support Our Troops
  • QC Events
  • NB Events
  • NB News Events
  • WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events
  • NS Events
  • NL Events
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BC Events

MotorcycleLawyerca

ldquoDedicated to Serving the Motorcycle Communityrdquo

Daryl J Brown amp AssociatesPersonal Injury Trial Lawyers

102 4664 Lougheed HwyBurnaby BC

Phone 6044286777Fax 6044285222

darylmotorcyclelawyerca

MotorcycleLawyerca

The Blue Knights are a not-for-prot fraternal organization consisting of active and retired police men and women who enjoy riding motorcycles With over 600 chapters worldwide and 20000 members the Blue Knights promote camaraderie with the police community while actively assisting local charitable organizations

If you are an active or retired member of the police consider joining Vancouver Islandrsquos newest Blue Knights Chapter BC VIII based out of Victoria

The Blue Knights are a not-for-prot fraternal organization consisting of active and retired police men and women who enjoy riding motorcycles With over 600 chapters worldwide and 20000 members the Blue Knights promote camaraderie with the police community while actively assisting local charitable organizations

If you are an active or retired member of the police consider joining Vancouver Islandrsquos newest Blue Knights Chapter BC VIII based out of Victoria

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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The longest sentence known to man ldquoI dordquo

BC Events

Upcoming BC EventsAll Events

Select arrows to view events

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National News

Attention ALL NON Profits amp Riding Clubs

The Busted Knuckle Chronicles amp Belt Drive Betty Media offer you many

FREE ways to market your event

Through our Online Events Calendars that are highly shareable our mobile app

that works on over 2200 different phones through our

Facebook amp Twitter Network and right here in the newspaper

We are Canadarsquos ONLY Weekly Newspaper for the Canadian Riding

Communityamp wersquod love to promote your event

So what are you waiting for Get your event information into us today

Send us your stories posters and information and wersquoll help spread the word

eventsbeltdrivebettycomRemember - We canrsquot promote

what we donrsquot have

RR

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Why were males created before females

Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy

National Events

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CONCORD Ontario (May 9 2014) ndash Take a break from the rat race on June 22-23 to join the

thousands of Harley-Davidsonreg motorcycle riders around the world who are shedding the shackles of responsibility and hitting the open road during the Harley-Davidsonreg World RideldquoFor these two days riders will unite to blow off the daily grind and celebrate that being free is a lot more funrdquo said Nigel Villiers Harley-Davidson Director of Integrated Consumer Experience ldquoRiding is more appreciated when you can steal the time from something yoursquod rather not be doing so let the meetings and honey-dos wait until Tuesday and just riderdquo

One World Two Days Millions of MilesLaunched in 2008 by the Harley Owners Groupreg as Million Mile Monday the annual riding event was expanded into the two-day Harley-Davidsonreg World Ride in 2012 to give more riders worldwide an opportunity to participate In 2012 participants logged 77 million miles but last year as riders celebrated the 110th Anniversary of the Harley-Davidson Motor Company and the 30th Anniversary of HOGreg riders from 66 countries blitzed that record by more than 25 per cent tallying an official total of more than 10 million miles Riders logged their miles solo in groups large and small and through a variety of dealer-lead events around the world united by their shared passion for motorcycling

Whether itrsquos across town cross-country or anything in between every mile counts and can be recorded by logging into the Harley-Davidsonreg online mileage accumulator at h-dcomworldride where a rolling odometer will record the collective distance travelled by all participants in the World RideldquoEvery mile we ride together strengthens the bonds between riders and showcases to the world the powerful expression of freedom the World Ride representsrdquo Villiers said New for 2014 ride participants can also log their post-ride mileage directly onto the World Ride website from mobile devices and share their riding stories and photographs on social media sites like Facebook and Twitter using the hashtag HDworldride Participants can also download a certificate of participation after logging their mileage on the World Ride website To learn more about the Harley-Davidsonreg World Ride visit h-dcomworldride About Deeley Harley-Davidsonreg CanadaDeeley Harley-Davidsonreg Canada is the exclusive Canadian distributor of Harley-Davidsonreg motorcycles Genuine Motor Parts and Accessories and MotorClothesreg apparel which are provided through a national network of authorized Harley-Davidsonreg Retailers Office and distribution warehouse facilities are located in Richmond British Columbia and Concord Ontario

Deeley Harley-Davidsonreg Canada Media Contact

Janet Tinsley ndash Senior Manager Marketing Services and Communications ndash (905) 482-4209 email janettinlseydeeleycom

SET YOURSELF FREE ON THE HARLEY-DAVIDSONreg WORLD RIDEJoin HOGreg and Riders Around the World on the Open Road June 22-23

National Events

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I hate Mondays but probably not for the same reasons most of you dislike them

I generally love my job helping riders find the news and information that is important to them BUT

Today like every riding season Monday the news feeds are FILLED with crashes that took place over the weekend

Page after page of crash stories some about dead riders some about injured riders and some about those who got lucky

It is my job to sift through the feeds and find the information that is pertinent to Canadians and sadly I found information on three crashes all in Ontario

In the first crash a rider hit and killed a dog but

suffered minor injuries himself the second article is about a lady rider in critical condition and the third article is about a rider who died

In the case of the lady ride an east bound pickup struck her north bound motorcycle and the driver was charged with careless driving

In the case of the rider who died he got into some gravel and hit the ditch

Folks WE riders have to become so hyper aware out there we need to sharpen our skills

My heart is breaking for the families of these riders

Itrsquos not a great start to the work week and with the long weekend coming I am seriously concerned for the riding community - I beg you - PLEASE be hyper aware of your surroundings

Get out in a parking lot and practise your emergency stopping make sure your tires are inflated properly and that your motorcycle is in good repair

One other thing I would like you to consider please

wear good gear it might save your life save you tons of healing time and with the condition of our roadways and so many who drive other automobiles not paying attention or being aware isnrsquot that little extra piece of mind worth it

For the other news that could affect your day or life as a rider visit wwwbeltdrivebettycom

Until Next week I am your editor Belt Drive Betty

From the Depths of File 13 - I Hate Mondays

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Top Rocker Motorcycle Gear LtdTough Mudder is coming to the Drumheller Badlands this September Top Rocker is hoping to enter a team for this world event We have 2 team members and need at least 4 more If you think yoursquore up to the challenge and want to take on this team challenge then come and join the Top Rocker Tough Mudder team For more information send me an email to toprockergearhotmailcomNEVER HEARD OF TOUGH MUDDER Check this out httpstoughmuddercomhttpwwwyoutubecomuserToughMudder

Top Rocker Motorcycle Gear Ltd11 2 ave NRosedale Alberta T0J 2V0Phone (403) 823-4327Email toprockergearhotmailcomWebsite httptoprockergearcom

Okay Okay it all makes sense now I never looked at it this way before MENtal illness MENstrual cramps MENtal breakdown MENopause GUYnecologist

And when we have REAL trouble itrsquos a HISterectomy Ever notice how all of womenrsquos problems start with MEN

Whatrsquos the difference between chopped beef and pea soupEveryone can chop beef but not everyone can pea soup

AB News - Events

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So how many folk REALLY LOOK at their tires How often do you look at them What are you looking forPossibly the most important part of a bike safety wise are the tires Think about it these are the sole contact between the road and the bike they are

how we stop start and go around corners If the tires are too soft or too hard the bike handles VERY poorly if the tires are too worn they will not grip the road in wet conditions and are prone to going flat If you are using the wrong kind of tire for your bike that too will contribute to poor performance On a bike the contact patch is so much smaller than for a car or truck so therefore it is that much more important to us the rider

Here are some things to watch forAge of the tire How do we know what the age of the tire is Look on the side wall of the tire there will be a code which on one side of the tire will start with DOT and have at least 12 characters after the DOT the last set of numbers are the ones which will tell you the date (on the other side of the tire the code will only be the date code) Since 2000 the last set fo numbers will be four numbers the first two numbers will tell you in which week of the year the tire was made the last two will designate the year So for example 3412 this tire was made in the 34th week of 2012 Hopefully you are not riding on tires made before 2000 Tires that are too old are too hard and will not grip the road Likewise the age of the tire will affect the warranty manufacturers will warranty a tire for five years from

the date of manufacture andor four years from the date of purchase (side note here is yet another reason to keep your receipts) Tire air pressure There are notations on your bike and in the owners manual which will tell you the air pressures you should run Typically these are different pressures front and back and will also be different for differing ride conditions whether riding two-up high speed or regular riding A word of caution here until you are familiar with your bike

and how it handles follow these guide lines exactly and even after that follow these fairly closely Too little air will lead to very poor handling and the possibility that your tire might come off the rim under sever conditions like a hard corner Too high a pressure will lead to early failure of the tire and also premature wear

Continued Next Page

by David Pocock

Tires for motorcycles care and feeding

Tires For Motorcyles Care amp Feeding - AB Events

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Continued from Previous Page

Tirewheel balance As important as wheel balance is on a car consider that on a bike it is even more so on a bike A rear tire that is out of balance will contribute to sever fatigue in the rider and be bad for the general handling amongst other problems If the front tirewheel is out of balance this can be a much more dangerous problem steering will be hard in minor cases and almost impossible in the extreme If the front tire is unbalanced there will be ldquospeed wobblerdquo which can easily upset the bike even at lower speedsTread condition When tires are made there is a ldquowear barrdquo moulded in this bar will show when the tire has reached what the manufacturer feels is the limit of safe remaining tread on the tire When you see the ldquowear barrdquo get the tire replaced because any further wear will just be dangerous to you and others When you are on your new tires be cautious for the first 100 or so km because in that first little layer of rubber will be some remnants of ldquomould release compoundrdquo This ldquomould release compoundrdquo is a very slippery substance that is sprayed into the mould just before the rubber is injected so that the tire will not stick to the mould which makes for poor to low traction till it has

been worn off If it has or is raining when you go to pick your bike up after a tire change to new tires consider putting of picking your bike up till conditions are dryAs always you the rider are responsible check you tire pressures everyday you ride and have a good look at the condition of the tires at least once a week look for gouges slices bulges chunks missing from the tread or anything else that ldquodoesnrsquot look quite rightrdquo The life you save will probably be your ownRide safe we would rather talk to you than about you

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch

Tires For Motorcyles Care amp Feeding - AB Events

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Newfie Diet

A Newfie was terribly overweight so the doctor put her on a diet

ldquoI want you to eat regularly for 2 days then skip a day then eat regularly again for 2 days then skip a day Repeat this procedure for 2 weeks The next time I see you you should have lost at least 5 poundsrdquo

When the Newfie returned she shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 lbs

ldquoWhy thatrsquos amazingrdquo the doctor said ldquoDid you follow my instructionsrdquo

The Newfie nodded ldquoIrsquoll tell you though be jaesuz I trsquoaut I were going to drop dead on dat lsquotird dayrdquo

ldquoFrom the hunger you meanrdquo asked the doctor

ldquoNo from the fuckinrsquo skippinrsquordquo

Submitted by Sandra Bannerman Ontario

Volunteers

Eleven women were clinging precariously to a wildly swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on Mount Everest Ten were blonde one was a brunette

As a group they decided that one of the party should let go

If that didnrsquot happen the rope would break and everyone would perish

For an agonizing few moments no one volunteered

Finally the brunette gave a truly touching speech saying she would sacrifice herself to save the lives of the others

All the blondes applauded

Submitted by Jacqueline Archembeault Saguenay QC

Human Race

A little girl asked her mother ldquoHow did the human race come aboutrdquo

The Mother answered ldquoGod made Adam and Eve they had children and so all mankind was maderdquo

A few days later the little girl asked her father the same question The father answered ldquoMany years ago there were monkeys and we developed from themrdquo

The confused girl returns to her mother and says ldquoMom how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God and Papa says we developed from monkeysrdquo

The Mother answers ldquoWell dear it is very simple I told you about the origin of my side of the family and your father told you about his siderdquo

Continued Next Page

Vilna Ironhorse Motorcycle Show amp Shine

-Saturday June 29th 2013 On-site Camping gt Vendors Show amp Shine Prizes Music Events Fundraising

Registration from 10-11am - $1000 cash prize for best overall (spectator

favorite) Cash Categories includ Best Dressed Chopped Touring Street

Stock Vintage Best Paint Trike (selected judges) Hosted by the Vilna

amp District Chamber of Commerce - Event Contact - Ed Phone (780) 636-

3364 (2) c|o sponsored by Howlin Coyote Motorcycle Campground

- Camping - On site Convenience Store

June 28 - July 01 2013

Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events

If I agreed with you wersquod both be wrong

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Motherrsquos Shock

A mother enters her daughterrsquos bedroom and sees a letter on the wall over the bed With the worst premonition she reads it with trembling hands It is with great regret and sorrow that Irsquom telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend I found real passion and he is so nice with all his piercings and tattoos and his big motorcycle

But is not only that Mum Irsquom pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods He wants to have many more children with me and thatrsquos one of my dreams Irsquove learned that marijuana doesnrsquot hurt anyone and wersquoll be growing it for us and his friends who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we may want

In the meantime wersquoll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure for Ahmed to get better he deserves it Donrsquot worry Mom Irsquom 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself Some day Irsquoll visit for you to know your grandchildren Your daughter Judith

PS Mum itrsquos not true Irsquom at the neighbourrsquos house I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than my report card thatrsquos in the desk drawer

Submitted by Brenda Beamish Moncton NB

Productive Salesmanship ndash A Little Johnny Joke

The kids filed back into class Monday morning They were very excited

Their weekend assignment was to sell something

then give a talk on productive salesmanship

Little Mary led off ldquoI sold girl scout cookies and I made $30rdquo she said proudly ldquoMy sales approach was to appeal to the customerrsquos civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious successrdquo

ldquoVery goodrdquo said the teacher

Little Sally was next ldquoI sold magazinesrdquo she said ldquoI made $45 and

I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them abreast of current eventsrdquo

ldquoVery good Sallyrdquo said the teacher

Eventually it was Little Johnnyrsquos turn

Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacherrsquos deskrdquo$2467rdquo he said

ldquo$2467rdquo cried the teacher ldquoWhat in the world were you sellingrdquo

ldquoTooth brushesrdquo said Little Johnny

ldquoTooth brushesrdquo echoed the teacher ldquoHow could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much moneyrdquo

ldquoI found the busiest corner in townrdquo said Little Johnny ldquoI set up a Dip amp Chip stand I gave everybody who walked by a sample

They all said the same thing

Hey this tastes like shit

Then I would sayrdquo It is shitrdquo

Wanna buy a toothbrushrdquo

Submitted by Dave Evens Chilliwack BC

Continued from Previous Page

Men have two emotions Hungry and Horny If you see him without an erection make him a sandwich

Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events

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Boy calls 911 Hello I need your help

911 Alright What is it

Boy Two girls are fighting over me

911 So whatrsquos your emergency

Boy The ugly one is winning

AB Events

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

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AB Events

Facing noise bylaws that single out motorcycles

Contact MODEL for assistance no matter what province in

Canada you live in wwwmodeledmontoncom

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AB Events

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Someone stole all my credit cards but I wonrsquot be

reporting it Thethief spends less than my wife did

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Get your event information to us - we cannot promote what we donrsquot have

an informed community is a strong communityeventsbeltdrivebettycom

AB Events

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TEXTING CODES FOR SENIOR CITIZENS AS FOLLOWS

ATD - At the Doctorrsquos

BFF - Best Friendrsquos Funeral

BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth [this one is very hilarious]

CBM - Covered by Medicare

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Busted Knuckle ChroniclescopyThe

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

AB Events

Upcoming ab EventsAll Events

Select arrows to view events

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When We RideTalk with a group of riders and yoursquoll soon realize that the reasons we choose to ride a motorcycle are very different for each and every one of us The riding community in Saskatchewan is made up of a very diverse and broad group of people Many of us ride alone or with a few friends never joining or belonging to a club organization or group We simply plate our motorcycles and ride every chance we get

In 2013 there were 27439 motorcycles registered (at some part of the riding season by either plates

or permits) These motorcycles were registered in 626 different locations We are literally spread ALL OVER this province

All of us do share 4 common things1 the roads we ride on2 the traffic we ride with3 the reality that we all have zero control over

what another driver rider is going to do when in traffic on the highway in a parking lot or basically anywhere

4 that we need to be aware alert and riding for any and all situations at all times

It does not matter how long yoursquove been riding the type of motorcycle you are riding your age the others you may be riding with the length of your hair how cool your jacket is the type of gear to choose to (or not to) wear and on and on and on

The only thing that matters is how much you are paying attention when you are riding and that you are riding to your own personal ability as a rider

In Saskatchewan the top major reasons a motorcyclist uses when an accident does occur are

1 Inattention - yeshellipmotorcyclists use this as a reason when they have an accident

2 Road condition excessive loose gravel ndash ride for the conditions of the road you seeing in front of you and that you are on Loose gravel and dirt on the road surface is a huge problem all year roundhellipnot just till the roads are cleaned in the Cities

3 Driver inexperience confusion ndash there are a lot of new riders out there and riders who are returning to their motorcycles after many years This has nothing to do with the age of a rider

4 Wild life (animals) ndash yes we do a lot of riding where there is wild life

5 Careless Driving Stunting ndash going too fast passing improperly following too closely etc

This information was taken from a Causation Study done from 2007 ndash 2012 by Traffic Safety Services ndash SGI

So when you get on your motorcycle for the first time this seasonhellipand every time you ride Please rememberhellip

bull ride like you will never be given the right of way

bull ride like you are never seenbull watch the conditions of the road you

are riding on at all timesBe defensive alert aware and always on guard

Rhonda CwynarPresident RAGERiders Against Government Exploitation

RAGE - SK Events

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SK Events

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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SK Events

HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONrsquoT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF ALL MY FRIENDS ARE MAD BECAUSE THEY THINK I AM

SHOUTING AT THEM OVER INTERNET PLEASE HELP

We always hold hands If I let go she shops

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Special thanks to Sven Bernard of Johnny Pag Motorcycles of Canada for donating the bike that the

Canadian Legion of Riders in North Battleford Saskatchewan won

They are raffling it off to raise funds for their projects

Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle

NAME

ADDRESS

PHONE

1st Prize Custom Painted Johnny Pag Motorcycle valued at $8500 supplied by Johnny Pag Motorcycles of Canada amp Belt Drive Betty WC Distributing 1-780-881-56782nd Prize Autographed Andrew Albers Minnesota Twins Jersey3rd Prize Autographed Bobby Hull Chicago Black Hawks Jersey Proceeds to Veteran related charities

Canadian Legion of Riders Charity RaffleDraw July 13 2014 at Rockinrsquo the Rink Meota SK at Midnight

Lottery Licence RR13-0504

Tickets $5 each

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Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List

Saskatchewan Ride for SightElbow Arena and Fairgrounds

Save the Date June 20 - 22 2014

Pondarosa MH amp RV ParkLocated on Trans Canada Highway

east side of Swift Current SK Ph (306) 773-5000

Open all year

RV and Tenting sites creekside ~Full or Partial Hook-ups BathroomsShowers ~ Laundry Facilities ~ Internet

CAA Approved

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FreedomIt is a hard concept to really truly wrap your mind around We here in the west are quick to pound our chest and proclaim that we are the proud and free The sad thing is freedom is a mirage lingering on the horizon For many of us we work an honest day work ride our bikes in the mean time we complain about politics to our friends but we never really do anything about it other than some grumbles We could be plopped down in any part of the world and our lives would change very little That is not freedom - only the allusion of freedom

As we sit idly by watching our police forces militarize we blindly seek out more rules more regulations Irsquom not sure what the tipping point was what had caused us to shift our focus from freedom true freedom to regulation I do remember growing up in the seventies We didnrsquot have clasps and locks on the cabinets our mothers never absently minded left us in the kitchen by ourselves When I was bad in school I was sent to the Principalrsquos office and was punished by a leather strap across my behind (I still donrsquot swear)

Trying out for sport teams was a try out Not everyone made the team The ones that didnrsquot spent the year shooting pucks into pails snagging baseballs rolling off of roofs until we were good enough to make the team the next year We had winners and losers and even in the playground

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

Continued Next Page

-bad Uncle Monkey

bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events

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when the next goal won each and every one of us knew exactly what the score was and who the real winner was It drove us to be better Sports were not for everyone though Those that didnrsquot excel on the field read books created art Of my friends growing up some went on to play in the NHL my cousin is a mover and shaker in Silicon Valley designing and programming many of the things we use today Others became mechanics and plumbers-the blue collar workers who keep this world running Yet others became doctors and lawyers others became successful actors and musicians teachers and mothers But somewhere someone decide to level the playing field that we were all special little stars Everyone made the team everyone got a medal That it wasnrsquot fair that someone would succeed where others couldnrsquot That parenting should fall on someone elsersquos shoulder - daycares teachers the government Society forgot that it was suppose to be harder for the asthma kid with the deformed leg to play sports Society forgot that those disadvantaged who truly wanted and worked hard still found success We threw away personal responsibility personal accountability If a person backs over a kid in their driveway its not because they are a bad driver

not because they are a bad parent not because they were not paying attention - it is because the company didnrsquot put sensors on the back of the car If a kid shoots up a school its not because of mental illness not because of bad parenting or teaching

- its because the government didnrsquot take away our guns (Considering the recent rash of stabbings in schools and malls it is obvious that person will use any and all things) Each of these small steps was on our freedom pushing it a little farther down into the dirt Our last freedom is freedom of speech that Irsquom allowed to speak my mind here Freedom as long as Irsquom mindful of sponsors event organizersWhen will we regain our freedom Should we regain our freedom Read K Randall Ballrsquos Sam Chopper Orwell to find out what will happen if we donrsquot

-bad Uncle Monkey

E K D M Q T V M Y M B M M G I S M T S O Y E M N T E I E E Q Z X E E A E O O B R I A H N P N I J R A N C L D G B C C A C H S B A C I T D I L U E I M S H I I E T A G S R I D E N D G M U T A M D T R I E K C N R N M E R I D E N U N L U L O A E E H M M C E M N R G A E O U G N M M P S Z R O M E A I M F M V M C M E N S T R U A L R R R A N K E Y H N M H I V V W O P E O X N C R A N S F A A S B M Z M Y R M J S U Y A E L L D A E T S E R E M E M T M M S E M E M O R I A L I Z E M L E E W Z X C A E M E N A C I N G U R N A I L E H P O T S I H P E M C A A O R M E R I T E D X N E L U I C G H O R T Q X S A Y L E R E M T I E Z M Q M E K V R R W V Z B D N O R C E W S I T I H P E M L B N E U Y P M S H R E T I R O M E M X M S

MEMORANDUMBOOKMEMORIALISTMEMORIALIZEMEMORIALSMEMORITERMEMORIZEMEMSAHIBMENACINGMENAGEMENAGERYMENDICANCYMENDICANTMENDICATEMENDICITYMENSES

MENSTRUALMENSTRUUMMENTICULTUREMEPHISTOPHELIANMEPHITICMEPHITISMERACIOUSMERCATUREMERCHANGMANMERELLESMERELYMERESTEADMERFOLKMERGEDMERITED

Continued from Previous Page

bad Uncle Monkey - Word Search Belt Drive BettyrsquosWordsearchR R

How come we put a man on the moon before realizing it would be a good idea to put

wheels on suitcases

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SK News Events

Dare to KnowWhat your body

needs to heal itself

The BodyTalk Systemwith Practitioner Bev Groot

To book an appointment or find out more about the BodyTalk System call

3069815686

Upcoming SK EventsAll Events

Select arrows to view events

You might be a redneck if yoursquove been married 3 times and you still have the

same in laws

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MB Events

My mother taught me about TIME TRAVELldquoIf you donrsquot straighten up Irsquom going to knock you into the middle of next weekrdquo

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The Grande Prairie Toys for Tots season opener

by Belt Drive Betty

Our local Grande Prairie Toys for Tots group hosts a number of events all riding seasonThe first of those events was their annual swap meet which was held at the Army Navy Air Force Club on Saturday May 10thThere was great participation from the business community with vendors like Bear Biker Wear coming all the way from Bonnyville and Bentleyrsquos from Crestomere in central Alberta adding to the local vendorsA couple of the riding clubs were on hand and I got to interview Manimal of the Chozen Breed and Barb from the Iron Sirens ndash two great local riding clubs that are growing here in Grande Prairie

in search of

lost indians

Pages 1 - 8by Ken Aiken

Continued Next Page

Bentleys Motosicle Pain Tin

Contents

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener

35-37 The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener38-39 Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful40-44 ON News Events45-48 ON Events49-50 Sport - News Events51 Sports Events52 Website Tip of the Week53 Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events54-56 ON Events57 ON Events - Classified AD of the Week58-60 Support Our Troops61 QC Events62 Moto Moncton NB Events63 NB Events64 NB News Events65 WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events66-68 NS Events69-70 NL Events

Irsquove been in love with the same woman or 49 years If my wife ever

finds out shersquoll kill me

RR

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I also got some time with Jamie the new president of Toys for Tots and Seth the new vice presidentThese two along with the rest of the board and volunteers did a great job of organizing the event and by the looks of things they are on to a

ragingly successful season They have a ton of events planned to support our local kidsOther vendors included Uncle Buckrsquos ndash they make the BEST beef jerky around this part of the country and members of the Grandview Hutterite colony were out with some amazing gloves both gauntlets and working gloves The quality of the tanning dying and stitching is utterly fabulous Righteous Cycles was the only local bike shop on hand but they had lots to offerA wide variety of parts were on hand for almost

every brand of motorcycle out there and there were some jewelry and clothing vendors on hand as wellThere were only two vacant tables The traffic was good and the ANAVETS club did a brisk business selling breakfast and later lunchThe one thing I love about these season opener events is that a person gets to see people that

Continued from Previous Page

Continued Next Page

Chozen Breed Booth

Bear and Penny Bear and his bride Penny

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Continued from Previous Pagehave been in hibernation all winter Heck I saw people that I havenrsquot seen in two and three years and it was fantasticOur local Toys for Tots does amazing work in our community and they deserve the support of every dealer and rider in the region Their next event is the Kneez in the Breeze run on May 24th Check out their poster and if you can consider attending

it I know that I had a blast last yearI myself have to be at my Defense Fund Poker Run in Nisku at Blackjacks but if you are in Grande Prairie and area and are looking for a great group to ride and share the day with you wonrsquot find much finer that the guys and gals of Grande Prairie Toys for Tots

- BDB

Righteous Cycles

Righteous Cycles

Randy Cholach and sister Patty

Iron Sirens Booth

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Itrsquos a beautiful day and you feel like going for a ride on your ATV UTV or motorcycle On the trails along the roads and waterways or on the edge of the woods there are sometimes toxic plants that are dangerous to our health Poison Ivy is more common but others are not as well known such as Giant Hogweed To help you identify them when you make stops during these rides let me show in this article three toxic plants that you may come acrossGiant HogweedShort story Originating in the Caucasus it was probably introduced to North America as an ornamental plant It has since taken root and become widespread in many European countries as well as Australia New Zealand the United States and Canada In Quebec it is considered to be an invasive alien plantDescription It can measure 2 to 5 metres high and 30 centimetres to 1 metre after mowing or cutting Its stem is robust covered in white hairs and raspberry red to purple spots spread out and well defined The leaves can reach up to 15 metres

wide by 3 metres longToxic part Its sap (a colourless odourless liquid secreted by all parts of the plant)Effects Contact with the sap followed by exposure to the sun is odourless but can produce dermatitis up to 48 hours after exposure This is characterized by redness of the skin and swelling blisters or even skin lesions at times serious resembling first or second-degree burnsPlaces Disturbed wetlands (along waterways

ditches roads etc)Take note After the wounds heal brown or white spots can linger for many months or even years on the affected areas and they can remain sensitive to the lightCanadian provinces where it is found British Columbia Ontario Quebec New BrunswickSources Deacutevelopppement durable Environnement Faune et Parcs du gouvernement du Queacutebec Santeacute et services sociaux du Queacutebec (French version only) Espace pour la vie de MontreacutealWild ParsnipDescription The flowers have light yellow-green umbels The first year the plant generally presents a low rosette of fusiform leaves while the roots are developing and flowers in the second year on a long stem before dying

Continued Next Page

V I S I T U S A T

W W W K I M P E X N E W S C O MW W W K I M P E X C O M

Hog Weed

Wild Parsnip

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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Toxic part Its sapEffects Like the Giant Hogweed its sap contains chemical products which on human skin can cause reactions similar to serious burns rashes or blistersPlaces Disturbed environments (abandoned yards open fields alongside roads etc)Take note The plantrsquos chemical composition is known to reduce weight gain and decrease fertility in cattle that eat itCanadian provinces where it is found In all provinces and territories with the exception of NunavutSources Canadian Biodiversity Information Facility from Governement of Canada Ministry of Natural Resources from Governement of OntarioPoison IvyDescription A woody perennial plant with creeping climbing or bushy glossy leaves

Toxic part Its sap contains a toxic resin (present in all parts of the plant except the pollen) Any contact with a broken part of the plant a contaminated object or an animal runs the risk of provoking a reaction The seriousness of the reaction depends on individual sensitivity the amount of sap in contact with the skin and exposed areas of the body

Effects A rash manifested by intense itching and redness Swelling and blisters can also be seen all usually between 24 to 48 hours after contact

Places River banks clearings the edge of the woods along roads etc

Take note Inhalation of smoke coming from burning Poison Ivy plants provokes an extremely painful eruption of the lining of the lungs which can lead to respiratory problems and even death

Canadian provinces where it is found In all provinces with the exception of Newfoundland-Labrador

Sources Governement of Canada Health Espace pour la vie Montreacuteal

Continued from Previous Page

Poison Ivy

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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On May 7th the official Road Captain was announced for the 4th Annual Bob Probert Ride This yearrsquos honourary grand marshal is the beautifully talented Emmy Award nominated Jacqueline MacInnes

Wood Thatrsquos right our very own hometown Canadian actress disc jockey singer television host and skilled motorcycle rider will lead the estimated 1100 motorcycles on June 22nd from Thunder Road Harley-Davidson Born in Windsor Ontario she is best known for her role as Steffy Forrester on the long-running American soap opera The Bold and the Beautiful She is also the younger sister to Dani Probert the Event Co-Chair for the Bob Probert RideFor the past four years riders in vests leather boots and blue jeans revved their

engines honouring the late hockey player Bob Probert while benefitting cardiac care at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Itrsquos a fitting tribute given that Bob was a Harley-Davidson enthusiast himself and also loved participating in charity ridesJacqueline now joins the small list of past

Continued Next Page

Mike Bechard

2014 Bob Probert Ride Media LaunchON News Events

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road captains such as former hockey players and Bobrsquos teammates Tony Amonte Sheldon Kennedy and Chris Chelios All of whom led a brigade of motorcycles following a scenic routearound Windsor and Essex County riding along the water and through the county settings showcasing the arearsquos beautyThe route has planned stops in Amherstburg Colchester Belle River and the Riverside Sportsmenrsquos Club mdashthe final stop Each stop is unique and gives the riders an opportunity to get something to eat and drink while a chance to win some awesome prizes like autographed Original Six jerseysBob Probert was a local hockey icon and an enforcer who played in the National Hockey League

Continued from Previous Page

Continued Next Page

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for 16 seasons with the Detroit Red Wings and the Chicago Blackhawks He passed away in 2010 after suffering a heart attack while on his boat out on Lake St Clair Dani Probert Bobrsquos widow has been organizing the memorial ride since its inception in 2011 That year was especially significant because

it was the first year that she was actually able to process the overwhelming amount of supportIn the last three years motorcyclists werenrsquot the only ones who turned out for the memorial ridemdashthousands of spectators stood at the side of the road to cheer the riders on at the different stops All participants of the Bob Probert Ride have risen over $300000 to fund the expansion of the cardiac care unit at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Windsor unfortunately has one of the highest rates of cardiac emergencies in Canada and there is not enough room to meet the demands As a result routine procedures are often rescheduled to make way for emergency cases Dani Probert and the hospital boardrsquos ultimate goal are to make the unit open 247 and have two beds available for angioplasty instead of just oneItrsquos hard to put into words how the communityrsquos support has helped Dani and her four children Brogan Tierney Jack and Declyn after such an immense loss In addition the family looks forward to this yearrsquos ride being even bigger with riders from

all over including Michigan paying homage to their father ldquoThe Enforcerrdquo Bob ProbertThe date for the 2014 Bob Probert Ride is June 22nd and all up-to-date information can be found on the website wwwprobertridecomRide safe ride freeMike ldquoChopperrdquo Bechard

Continued from Previous Page

ON News Events

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The 2014 ldquoRide for MSrdquo now in its 6th year is on Sunday September 21 2014 Shar Good Event Organizer recounts ldquoIt has been a learning experience receiving the help of Mike Bechard of the Lone Wolf Clubhouse back in the beginning to bring to life my dream of an event such as this since my diagnosis of Multiple

Sclerosis in 1985 I wanted to make a difference and help in any way I couldrdquo Good explains ldquoMultiple Sclerosis is the most commonly diagnosed neurological disease found in individuals between the ages of 15 to 40mdashthis area of Southwestern Ontario has a high number of affected people Reports from local neurologists tell us that approximately 700 to 800 citizens in our area have been diagnosedGood went on to say ldquoAll motorcycle riders are welcome to participate in the Ride for MS poker run to benefit the Windsor-Essex County Chapter of the MS Society of Canada This great ride starts and ends with a full course family style dinner at the Columbus Center of South Windsor 2014 Columbus Drive in Windsor Registration begins at 900AM and will run until 1030AM Registration Fees are as follows Rider $30 (FREE with $100 in Pledges) Passenger $20 (Free with $100 in Pledges) Participants are encouraged to collect pledges to receive pledge awards that start at $200 with Gas Cards awarded for pledges starting at $250 The Pledge Award Tier is provided on the pledge sheet available for download at wwwlonewolfclubhousecom and wwwmssocietycachaptersessexcommunityhtm The first stop of the poker run will be The Leaf in Windsor where you are welcome to have a full breakfast from the menu followed by stops at The

Sandbar Waterfront Grill (providing lunch specials) Birdiersquos Perch out in Leamington (providing FREE bottled water) the Pelee Island Winery in Kingsville (providing FREE wine tasting) Crabby Joersquos in Essex with the last optional stop being at Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery where you will receive a 6th optional card for your poker handrdquo Shar goes on to explain the 6th poker stop is optional giving you an extra chance to get either the Best or Worst Poker Hand of the day and win a prize for each Six stops in total are allocated along the 100 mile route Itrsquos so much fun itrsquos wonderful to be able to host a fundraiser that puts a smile on everyonersquos facerdquo Once back at the Columbus Center of S Windsor there is a family style dinner and an opportunity to participate in a 5050 Draw a Chinese Auction and a Gift Certificate Grab Bag There are Door Prizes for the ride participants using their Free Door Prize ticket they received upon Registration Good goes on to welcome non-riders as there are DINNER ONLY TICKETS available for $25 each and when purchasing in a set of 2 tickets a tax receipt for $20 will be issued Shar reiterates ldquoBikers Sponsors Volunteers amp Contributors to the event make it happen We have been blessed in the past and again this year with this event being sponsored by DIAMOND SPONSORSHIPS Biz X The Leaf Families First amp Leather King and RUBY SPONSORSHIPS UNIFOR Local 444 Robinson Motorcycle Avon Canada Fran Sales CrsquoEst Bon Lone Wolf Clubhouse Comfort Inn Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery Pelee Island Winery Sandbar Waterfront Grill Steversquos Auto Shine Birdiersquos Perch Canadian Tire (Tecumseh Rd E Windsor) Molson Coors and Belt Drive Betty The contributions of businesses in our community of door prizes and auction items add personality to the event

Good is happy to report ldquoTo date the Ride for MS has raised $33900 that has been used in assisting those with MS to subsidize the purchase of much needed assisted that enhance the quality of their

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livesrdquo As Event Planner amp Creator Good observes first hand how the money raised facilitates those living with multiple sclerosis Having MS herself she works with the Windsor-Essex County Chapter as a past board member aiding their membership almost on a daily basis Good reflects on her past involvement with the society and what she learned ldquoI was amazed with how much the special equipment cost and was surprised with the amounts that were not covered The depths that the society had to go through to make sure people with MS got

the equipment they needed when they needed it amazed merdquo This is where the Ride for MS and the funds raised from this event come into play ldquoThe society informs the participant of this event annually at the dinner as to how the funds raised were used which is importantrdquo says Good ldquothe feeling you get when a recipient of these funds find out you are a participant of the event that helped them obtain a piece of equipment gives you a hug and says thank you is surrealrdquoJoin us on Sunday September 21st and make someonersquos wish for a better quality of life become a reality For more information you may contact Shar at (519) 798-3858 or by email at shar54xplornetca SUBJECT Ride for MS

ON News Events

Whatever you do in life always give 100 Unless yoursquore

donating blood

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Grand Bendrsquos ldquoVintage Bike DaysrdquoThis years Annual ldquoShow amp Shinerdquo event will be held in Grand Bend and takes place on Sunday July 20 2014 from 1000am until around 1pm right on Grand Bendrsquos Main Street (exact location will be announced soon)Again this year there is no registration fee no official judging no vendors and itrsquos NOT a swap-meet but there will be a group ride from Main Street to the Grand Bend MOTORPLEX Raceway

to enjoy the Vintage Road Racing Associations ldquoSUMMER CLASSICrdquo EventVintage related club and group displays are encouragedJust show up and proudly show off your scooters and motorcycles All makes and models of Vintage amp Classic bikes are most welcomeFind us on Facebook httpwwwfacebookcompagesGrand-Bends-Vintage-Bike-Days204561802964090sk=wallampapp_data

HHR RouteDetails are here We are assembling in front of the HQ building at CFB Trenton with the ride departing at 1145 Due to some issues related to our permit that could not be resolved in the short time remaining before our Ride we in the interest in safety and the show must go on have decided to move our Rally to the Whitby Entertainment Centrum This is where the ride will end It is the same location as our assembly last yearJoin us as we welcome home our HEROES as the mission has ended in Afghanistan for our Canadian ForcesHope to see many of you there

ON Events

2930 Haldimand Road 20 Cayuga1st Annual Autism Rodeo amp Family Day Charity Event to raise funds for Autism

11am-5pm Family Time bull Live bands ~ TBAbull Kids Gamesbull Face Paintingbull Free BBQ amp Drink with admission

5pm-2am Adults ONLY~Rodeo Timebull Motorcycle Gamesbull Show N Shine bull Pig Roastbull Live Bands ~ TBAbull Beer Kegs

Overnight Camping (Adults Only) Sponsors

raquo Motorcycle Enhancements raquo Tattz AndCompany raquo Black widow paintball amp Airsoftl raquo Mainway Sports raquo Action Auto raquo Paula Manto Swick Registered Disability

Savings Plan Rep raquo CrazeePaint Airbrushing

VendorsTattz AndCompanyBlack widow Paintball amp AirsoftPaula Manto Swick Registered Disability Savings Plan Rep

All proceeds go to Autism Awarenes

Autism Rodeo amp Family Day - August 2nd 2014

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ON Events

Why a round pizza gets delivered in a square box

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ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo Winner of Combined SOAR and RACE Events Get CSBK National Support (csbkca)This Ontario motorcycle roadracing season sanctioning groups SOAR and RACE are working together with a pair of Series race

weekends SOAR is hosting the RACE group at Grand Bend Raceway on June 13-15 while RACE returns the favor by hosting SOAR racers at Shannonville Motorsport Park June 27-29 As part of this co-promotion Dunlop racing tire distributor Pro 6 Cycle and the National Mopar CSBK organizing group have also joined up to provide a special bonus for Amateur Sport Bike

Continued Next Page

Dunlop Amateur Showdown winner to get National support

Sports - News Events

ADULTA person who has stopped

growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle

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class (approx 600cc) competitors A two round points-paying Series will recognize the appropriate Sport Bike-type class races at the SOAR and RACE-hosted events determining the top rising star in that category The racer who achieves the best combined result from the two race ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo will receive a competition award sponsoring their entry for the final Amateur Sport Bike Mopar CSBK National rounds at Canadian Tire Motorsport Park August 15-17Dunlop distributor Pro 6 Cycle and CSBK will supply competitor entry and racing tires to the winner of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo for the

CTMP National weekend The entry will include both Saturday and Sunday Amateur Sport Bike double header rounds with the successful Amateur competitor receiving a maximum of six Dunlop DOT-type class appropriate racing tires for use during the three day eventThe winning competitor must not have held a Pro motorcycle roadracing License nor can they have competed in more than two previous National races SOAR and RACE organizers will be the final judges of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo and ensure that all competitors respect the structure and spirit of the bonus competitionFor more information please check the SOAR (soaracingca) and RACE Events (Shannonvillecom) official web sites

Sports - News Events

DatesMay 16thJune 20thJuly 25thAugust 15thSeptember 12th

Registration opens at 5pm on the day of the event followed by racing at 7pm All racers must havevalid motorcycle drivers licensefull faced Snell 05 approved helmetgauntlet style leather glovesleather jacketleather bootscompetitors exceeding 120 mph will be required to wear full leathersMotorcycles must be in good working order and will be required to pass tech inspection prior to their first pass CLICK HERE for additional information on the Mission Raceway Park and their street legal Friday night races

2014 CMDRA Bracket Racing at Mission Raceway

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Sports Events

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

THE 27th

THREE DAY

May 171819 ndash 2014 ndash at Scotch Creek

All usual Classes ndash Entry $25 per day - $10 Vintage - Kids free

The Old Guy in 1971

Dean Seaman 2014

171819 ndash 2014 ndash171819 ndash 2014 ndash

This year the event will enter a new era with a two day Modern Trial

Total results will count for the overall Championship

Round 2 in Rocky Mountain House ABRound 3 in Ymir BC

We also have planned a Kids Trialon the Saturday night for

Both Electric and engine powered bikes Camping is good with Porta -Potties on site

Call for details of Motels etc

Phone Outlaw Dave for further info (250) 545-6139Directions - Follow the road to Scotch Creek from Hiway one West of Sorrento Then turn left

At Leopold road at the top of the hill after you leave town (Tire sign on left) red arrows from that point

A big thanks to the land owners for the use of this fantastic area

Modern Trial - Saturday amp Sunday - Vintage Monday Start time 10am all three days

13 13 13 13 13 13

For13 Immediate13 Release13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 May13 813 201413 13 CMDRA13 Announces13 Revised13 201413 Schedule13 13 The13 Canadian13 Motorcycle13 Drag13 Racing13 Association13 is13 releasing13 details13 of13 their13 updated13 201413 schedule13 The13 six13 race13 series13 which13 includes13 events13 in13 British13 Columbia13 Alberta13 and13 Ontario13 required13 revision13 following13 the13 unexpected13 announcement13 of13 the13 suspension13 of13 operations13 at13 one13 of13 the13 venues13 included13 in13 the13 original13 schedule13 13

Revised13 201413 Schedule13 June13 141513 13 Grand13 Bend13 Motorplex13 Grand13 Bend13 ON13 June13 2213 (113 day13 event)13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 July13 121313 13 13 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13 August13 232413 13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 Fort13 St13 John13 BC13 September13 6713 13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 September13 272813 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13

13

13 13

13 CMDRA13 Executive13 Director13 Kevin13 Shupac13 commented13 ldquoThe13 CMDRA13 is13 sincerely13 thankful13 for13 the13 support13 the13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 and13 Castrol13 Raceway13 and13 all13 of13 the13 tracks13 the13 CMDRA13 will13 visit13 in13 201413 We13 would13 also13 like13 to13 thank13 our13 members13 for13 their13 patience13 during13 the13 past13 four13 weeksrdquo13 13 13

13 13

infocmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 13 wwwcmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 1877580900813 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 TwitterCMDRA201413 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 Facebook13 CMDRA13

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR After your hands become coated with

grease your nose will begin to itch

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Did you know that BeltDriveBettycom has the most comprehensive database of Canadian Riding Clubs on the on the internet Wersquove revamped our Riding Club directory and wersquod like to know what you think Itrsquos indexed by Province and by Type of Riding Club for easy browsing

bull Brand Specificbull Cruising and Touringbull Military bull Lifestylebull Occupation-Relatedbull Rider Rights and Freedomsbull Vintagebull Sportsbull Womenrsquos Riding Clubsbull Motorcycle Ministries

httpwwwbeltdrivebettycomcommunityriding-clubs

TIP OF THE WEEK RIDING CLUBS section REVAMPED

on Facebook has photo albums for each province and month filled with tons of events

httpwwwfacebookcomCanadianMotorcycleEventsphotos_albums

Visit our page and go to the photos link once there click on albums to find the Province and month you are interested in

You can also use our national calendars at wwwcanadianmotorcycleeventscom - filled with even more event information you can sort them right down to only one province and they are highly shareable

Our CANADIAN MOTORCYCLE EVENTS

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

ldquoIf yoursquore going to kill each other do it outside I just finished cleaningrdquo

Website Tip of the Week

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Tides roll in and tides roll out

There arenrsquot too many things in life that are predictable but ocean tides are one of them

Our family just returned from a short vacation on a Vancouver Island beach and I found the tides fascinating

Incoming tides covered the beach and at high tide you could literally see all the sandcastles wood forts and creations literally disappear under the water never to be seen again

The outgoing tides revealed a clean fresh canvas and some sea-life caught in the tidal pools left behind or laying helplessly on the beach Seagulls swooped down to shell covered areas of the beach in search of oysters that had been stranded on the half kilometer sandy beach as the eagles hovered above looking for their next snack

I could not help but think about the lsquoTides of Lifersquo where we know that until our number comes up and we face eternal judgment each day the sun will come up we will spend time with those people whom we love (family friends) and with people whom we would most likely prefer not to be spending time with (school work) and we will experience all the good and not so good that the

tides of life bring our way Night will come and in the morning we will repeat the cycle all over again

As a born-again believer I felt the tide analogy was an appropriate one The ocean washes away everything left on the beach and when we ask Christ for the forgiveness of our sins he literally washes them away Check out this verse from ldquoOur Ownerrsquos Manual for Liferdquo found in Psalm 103 verse 12 ldquoHe has removed our sins as far from us as the east is from the westrdquo

Our biker church exists to take the ldquoGood Newsrdquo and the ldquoSalvation Messagerdquo to un-churched bikers here on the West Coast In fact our prayer is that the Holy Spirit would become like a raging wildfire touching the hearts and lives of bikers resulting in an assurance of eternity with our Jesus in heaven and a life on this earth that takes on new meaning and purpose

If you think riding your scoot along a seaside highway on a hot summerrsquos day is something special just wait until you do it when Jesus Christ is at the controls of your lifehellip there is no greater lsquohighrsquo and bigger lsquorushrsquo than this All it takes is a few short words ask Jesus to forgive you for your sins tell him you that you want him to be Lord of your life Follow this up with prayer and bible reading and oh yeahhellip believe that he does in fact lsquohave your backrsquo in this life

Ride safe Ride true

Pastor Chuck

Canadian Riders Support Program Network

By joining the Canadian Riders Support Program you volunteer to provide assistance to broken down riders in your area This assistance may include providing information about nearby repair shops towing accommodations making phone calls providing directions etc While some Canadian Riders have expressed that they would be able to provide help with tools wrenching towing and even temporary accommodations the level of assistance you may provide is totally up to you as you feel comfortable and safe to do soLetrsquos face it most of us have been there away from home and broke down by the side of the road Canadian Rider Members are also listed in Belt Drive Bettyrsquos Little Black Book a resource directory currently carried in the saddlebags of thousands of Canadian Riders As a ldquoThank Yourdquo from Belt Drive Betty Canadian Riders Support Network Members receive The Busted Knuckle Chronicles E-Subscription free of charge

Come join us at httpwwwcanadianridersca

Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events

Pastor Chuck

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G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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ON - Events

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ON News - ON Events

If everything seems to be going well you have obviously

overlooked something

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Classified Ad of the Week

2002 Tiny Mite Cargo Trailer

Stock CTRL0033 Colour Blue Features Very clean trailer in excellent condition tons of storage good quality cargo trailer at a good price

Price $ 2495 CAD NO GST

Contact

Trike Zone

(780) 389-3344

Mulhurst Bay AB

Email edwardtrikezonecom

ON Events - Classified AD of the Week

Upcoming ON EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

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Join Veterans Law Enforement First Responders and their supporters from both Canada and the US on this overnight cross border ride to Wenatchee Washington June 7th 2014Check out httpcanamveteransrideweeblycom for details laquoHalf The Fun is Getting Thereraquo

Support Our Troops

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Support Our Troops

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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Support Our Troops

Upcoming SOT EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

Are you a veteran who owns a businessWould you like to promote your products or services but find advertising expensive

Get 50 off your first 6 months of advertisingContact Belt Drive Betty to find out about the

Veteranrsquos Business Starter Programbdbettygmailcom

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Tee Shirts Patches amp More in the BDB Store

We appreciate your support

wwwbdbstorecom

QC EVENTS

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What did the elephant say to the naked man How do you breathe through that

tiny thing

Ah lsquoFridayrsquo my second favorite F-word

August 7 - 10 2014 - In the Heart of Downtown MonctonThe MotoMoncton Festival was first launched in August of 2011 with motorcyclists from near and taking over Monctonrsquos downtown core This three-day event featured motorcycle stunt shows a burnout competition group rides throughout Southeastern New Brunswick a bike cruise through Moncton live entertainment on Main Street and much moreIn 2012 the City of Moncton was pleased to host another weekend of motorcycle madness in downtown Moncton and to welcome bikers from across the region and across the country as the city hosted both MotoMoncton and the 17th Canadian National Harley Owners Group Rally Moncton was honoured to be chosen as host city for this national event and together with MotoMoncton the HOG Rally proved to be yet another exciting motorcycle weekend in the cityThis past August 2013 MotoMoncton organizers were yet again pleased to host another successful weekend of exciting activity with thousands visiting the festival grounds throughout the weekend

The festival an initiative of the City of Moncton is made possible by the support of various partners including Downtown Moncton Centre-Ville Inc various local motorcycle dealers and clubs and other community partners

For more information and sponsorship enquiries please contact 506-383-7020 506-877-7700 of by Email infomotomonctoncaOr visit motomonctonca

MOTO MONCTON NB EVENTS

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What are three words a woman never wants to hear when shersquos making love ldquoHoney Irsquom homerdquo

NB EVENTS

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club would be very pleased if you would help support our up coming charity event in support of the DECH Childrenrsquos Ward

This year our Toy Ride takes place June 14th 2014 We are celebrating our 30th Ride Register early to receive a limited Edition 30th Anniversary Shirt

Registration forms online at

httpfrederictonmotorcycleclubcaHomephp

The ride begins at the parking lot of the Canadian Tire Two Nations Crossing (North Side) On site registration between 930 am amp 1045 am Ride begins at 11 am sharp

The Motorcyclist will enjoy a scenic country ride via Nashwack Bridge to Stanley At the Stanley school there will be a barbeque Show-N-Shine 5050 draw silent auction etc

The group will return via the Royal Road ending up at the DECH for the presentations of the Toys and monies raised to the Child Life Unit of the DECH

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club has been the most consistent supporter of the DECH Childrenrsquos Life Unit since 1985 All of the funds raised and Toys collected go to the hospitalized Children

Please share this email with all your friends Help us Brighten A Childrsquos Stay

Fredricton Motorcycle Club Toy Ride

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Where Royal Canadian Legion Branch 350 Port DalhousieWhen Saturday 7 June Blessing starts 11am followed by the Show and Shine

Show and Shine Entry fee $1000

11 trophies up for grabsbull Best in Show 1st 2nd 3rd placebull Best cruiser 1st amp 2nd placebull Best touring 1st and 2nd placebull Best sport bike 1st amp 2nd placebull Best sport touring 1st amp 2nd place

BBQ burgers and sausage on a bun for sale 5050 draw coffee and donutsAll proceeds to support the Royal Canadian Legion Port DalhousieI challenge all Bike clubs in the Niagara area to attend this wonderful event Hosted by the Working Stiffs Riding ClubCanadian Legion Branch 350 Located at 600 Ontario St St Catharines ON L2N 7P8 (Known as Port Dalhousie ) 905-934-1261 Please use Joe Caruso as a contact andor myself Joes email address is kawasaki07bellnet andor faronleonardhotmailcom Thank You look forward to meeting some day

Blessing of the Motorbikersquos and Show and Shine

NB News Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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Actor WisdomThere are four questions of value in lifehellip What is sacred Of what is the spirit made What is worth living for and what is worth dying for The answer to each is the same Only love~ Johnny Depp

Polymath WisdomBelieve none of what you hear and half of what you see- Benjamin Franklin

Spiritual Leader WisdomHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else yoursquore the one who gets burned ~ Buddha

Educator WisdomPeople who consider themselves victims of their circumstances will always remain victims unless they develop a greater vision for their lives ~ Stedman Graham~

Spiritual Teacher WisdomIt is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living ~ Eckhart Tolle

Lithographer WisdomA positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort ndash Herm Albright

I just got back from a pleasure trip I took my mother-in-law to

the airport

WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events

R RWYZWMNrsquoSWORDS TO THE WISE

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Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

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I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

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A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

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Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

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The longest sentence known to man ldquoI dordquo

BC Events

Upcoming BC EventsAll Events

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National News

Attention ALL NON Profits amp Riding Clubs

The Busted Knuckle Chronicles amp Belt Drive Betty Media offer you many

FREE ways to market your event

Through our Online Events Calendars that are highly shareable our mobile app

that works on over 2200 different phones through our

Facebook amp Twitter Network and right here in the newspaper

We are Canadarsquos ONLY Weekly Newspaper for the Canadian Riding

Communityamp wersquod love to promote your event

So what are you waiting for Get your event information into us today

Send us your stories posters and information and wersquoll help spread the word

eventsbeltdrivebettycomRemember - We canrsquot promote

what we donrsquot have

RR

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Why were males created before females

Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy

National Events

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CONCORD Ontario (May 9 2014) ndash Take a break from the rat race on June 22-23 to join the

thousands of Harley-Davidsonreg motorcycle riders around the world who are shedding the shackles of responsibility and hitting the open road during the Harley-Davidsonreg World RideldquoFor these two days riders will unite to blow off the daily grind and celebrate that being free is a lot more funrdquo said Nigel Villiers Harley-Davidson Director of Integrated Consumer Experience ldquoRiding is more appreciated when you can steal the time from something yoursquod rather not be doing so let the meetings and honey-dos wait until Tuesday and just riderdquo

One World Two Days Millions of MilesLaunched in 2008 by the Harley Owners Groupreg as Million Mile Monday the annual riding event was expanded into the two-day Harley-Davidsonreg World Ride in 2012 to give more riders worldwide an opportunity to participate In 2012 participants logged 77 million miles but last year as riders celebrated the 110th Anniversary of the Harley-Davidson Motor Company and the 30th Anniversary of HOGreg riders from 66 countries blitzed that record by more than 25 per cent tallying an official total of more than 10 million miles Riders logged their miles solo in groups large and small and through a variety of dealer-lead events around the world united by their shared passion for motorcycling

Whether itrsquos across town cross-country or anything in between every mile counts and can be recorded by logging into the Harley-Davidsonreg online mileage accumulator at h-dcomworldride where a rolling odometer will record the collective distance travelled by all participants in the World RideldquoEvery mile we ride together strengthens the bonds between riders and showcases to the world the powerful expression of freedom the World Ride representsrdquo Villiers said New for 2014 ride participants can also log their post-ride mileage directly onto the World Ride website from mobile devices and share their riding stories and photographs on social media sites like Facebook and Twitter using the hashtag HDworldride Participants can also download a certificate of participation after logging their mileage on the World Ride website To learn more about the Harley-Davidsonreg World Ride visit h-dcomworldride About Deeley Harley-Davidsonreg CanadaDeeley Harley-Davidsonreg Canada is the exclusive Canadian distributor of Harley-Davidsonreg motorcycles Genuine Motor Parts and Accessories and MotorClothesreg apparel which are provided through a national network of authorized Harley-Davidsonreg Retailers Office and distribution warehouse facilities are located in Richmond British Columbia and Concord Ontario

Deeley Harley-Davidsonreg Canada Media Contact

Janet Tinsley ndash Senior Manager Marketing Services and Communications ndash (905) 482-4209 email janettinlseydeeleycom

SET YOURSELF FREE ON THE HARLEY-DAVIDSONreg WORLD RIDEJoin HOGreg and Riders Around the World on the Open Road June 22-23

National Events

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I hate Mondays but probably not for the same reasons most of you dislike them

I generally love my job helping riders find the news and information that is important to them BUT

Today like every riding season Monday the news feeds are FILLED with crashes that took place over the weekend

Page after page of crash stories some about dead riders some about injured riders and some about those who got lucky

It is my job to sift through the feeds and find the information that is pertinent to Canadians and sadly I found information on three crashes all in Ontario

In the first crash a rider hit and killed a dog but

suffered minor injuries himself the second article is about a lady rider in critical condition and the third article is about a rider who died

In the case of the lady ride an east bound pickup struck her north bound motorcycle and the driver was charged with careless driving

In the case of the rider who died he got into some gravel and hit the ditch

Folks WE riders have to become so hyper aware out there we need to sharpen our skills

My heart is breaking for the families of these riders

Itrsquos not a great start to the work week and with the long weekend coming I am seriously concerned for the riding community - I beg you - PLEASE be hyper aware of your surroundings

Get out in a parking lot and practise your emergency stopping make sure your tires are inflated properly and that your motorcycle is in good repair

One other thing I would like you to consider please

wear good gear it might save your life save you tons of healing time and with the condition of our roadways and so many who drive other automobiles not paying attention or being aware isnrsquot that little extra piece of mind worth it

For the other news that could affect your day or life as a rider visit wwwbeltdrivebettycom

Until Next week I am your editor Belt Drive Betty

From the Depths of File 13 - I Hate Mondays

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Top Rocker Motorcycle Gear LtdTough Mudder is coming to the Drumheller Badlands this September Top Rocker is hoping to enter a team for this world event We have 2 team members and need at least 4 more If you think yoursquore up to the challenge and want to take on this team challenge then come and join the Top Rocker Tough Mudder team For more information send me an email to toprockergearhotmailcomNEVER HEARD OF TOUGH MUDDER Check this out httpstoughmuddercomhttpwwwyoutubecomuserToughMudder

Top Rocker Motorcycle Gear Ltd11 2 ave NRosedale Alberta T0J 2V0Phone (403) 823-4327Email toprockergearhotmailcomWebsite httptoprockergearcom

Okay Okay it all makes sense now I never looked at it this way before MENtal illness MENstrual cramps MENtal breakdown MENopause GUYnecologist

And when we have REAL trouble itrsquos a HISterectomy Ever notice how all of womenrsquos problems start with MEN

Whatrsquos the difference between chopped beef and pea soupEveryone can chop beef but not everyone can pea soup

AB News - Events

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So how many folk REALLY LOOK at their tires How often do you look at them What are you looking forPossibly the most important part of a bike safety wise are the tires Think about it these are the sole contact between the road and the bike they are

how we stop start and go around corners If the tires are too soft or too hard the bike handles VERY poorly if the tires are too worn they will not grip the road in wet conditions and are prone to going flat If you are using the wrong kind of tire for your bike that too will contribute to poor performance On a bike the contact patch is so much smaller than for a car or truck so therefore it is that much more important to us the rider

Here are some things to watch forAge of the tire How do we know what the age of the tire is Look on the side wall of the tire there will be a code which on one side of the tire will start with DOT and have at least 12 characters after the DOT the last set of numbers are the ones which will tell you the date (on the other side of the tire the code will only be the date code) Since 2000 the last set fo numbers will be four numbers the first two numbers will tell you in which week of the year the tire was made the last two will designate the year So for example 3412 this tire was made in the 34th week of 2012 Hopefully you are not riding on tires made before 2000 Tires that are too old are too hard and will not grip the road Likewise the age of the tire will affect the warranty manufacturers will warranty a tire for five years from

the date of manufacture andor four years from the date of purchase (side note here is yet another reason to keep your receipts) Tire air pressure There are notations on your bike and in the owners manual which will tell you the air pressures you should run Typically these are different pressures front and back and will also be different for differing ride conditions whether riding two-up high speed or regular riding A word of caution here until you are familiar with your bike

and how it handles follow these guide lines exactly and even after that follow these fairly closely Too little air will lead to very poor handling and the possibility that your tire might come off the rim under sever conditions like a hard corner Too high a pressure will lead to early failure of the tire and also premature wear

Continued Next Page

by David Pocock

Tires for motorcycles care and feeding

Tires For Motorcyles Care amp Feeding - AB Events

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Continued from Previous Page

Tirewheel balance As important as wheel balance is on a car consider that on a bike it is even more so on a bike A rear tire that is out of balance will contribute to sever fatigue in the rider and be bad for the general handling amongst other problems If the front tirewheel is out of balance this can be a much more dangerous problem steering will be hard in minor cases and almost impossible in the extreme If the front tire is unbalanced there will be ldquospeed wobblerdquo which can easily upset the bike even at lower speedsTread condition When tires are made there is a ldquowear barrdquo moulded in this bar will show when the tire has reached what the manufacturer feels is the limit of safe remaining tread on the tire When you see the ldquowear barrdquo get the tire replaced because any further wear will just be dangerous to you and others When you are on your new tires be cautious for the first 100 or so km because in that first little layer of rubber will be some remnants of ldquomould release compoundrdquo This ldquomould release compoundrdquo is a very slippery substance that is sprayed into the mould just before the rubber is injected so that the tire will not stick to the mould which makes for poor to low traction till it has

been worn off If it has or is raining when you go to pick your bike up after a tire change to new tires consider putting of picking your bike up till conditions are dryAs always you the rider are responsible check you tire pressures everyday you ride and have a good look at the condition of the tires at least once a week look for gouges slices bulges chunks missing from the tread or anything else that ldquodoesnrsquot look quite rightrdquo The life you save will probably be your ownRide safe we would rather talk to you than about you

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch

Tires For Motorcyles Care amp Feeding - AB Events

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Newfie Diet

A Newfie was terribly overweight so the doctor put her on a diet

ldquoI want you to eat regularly for 2 days then skip a day then eat regularly again for 2 days then skip a day Repeat this procedure for 2 weeks The next time I see you you should have lost at least 5 poundsrdquo

When the Newfie returned she shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 lbs

ldquoWhy thatrsquos amazingrdquo the doctor said ldquoDid you follow my instructionsrdquo

The Newfie nodded ldquoIrsquoll tell you though be jaesuz I trsquoaut I were going to drop dead on dat lsquotird dayrdquo

ldquoFrom the hunger you meanrdquo asked the doctor

ldquoNo from the fuckinrsquo skippinrsquordquo

Submitted by Sandra Bannerman Ontario

Volunteers

Eleven women were clinging precariously to a wildly swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on Mount Everest Ten were blonde one was a brunette

As a group they decided that one of the party should let go

If that didnrsquot happen the rope would break and everyone would perish

For an agonizing few moments no one volunteered

Finally the brunette gave a truly touching speech saying she would sacrifice herself to save the lives of the others

All the blondes applauded

Submitted by Jacqueline Archembeault Saguenay QC

Human Race

A little girl asked her mother ldquoHow did the human race come aboutrdquo

The Mother answered ldquoGod made Adam and Eve they had children and so all mankind was maderdquo

A few days later the little girl asked her father the same question The father answered ldquoMany years ago there were monkeys and we developed from themrdquo

The confused girl returns to her mother and says ldquoMom how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God and Papa says we developed from monkeysrdquo

The Mother answers ldquoWell dear it is very simple I told you about the origin of my side of the family and your father told you about his siderdquo

Continued Next Page

Vilna Ironhorse Motorcycle Show amp Shine

-Saturday June 29th 2013 On-site Camping gt Vendors Show amp Shine Prizes Music Events Fundraising

Registration from 10-11am - $1000 cash prize for best overall (spectator

favorite) Cash Categories includ Best Dressed Chopped Touring Street

Stock Vintage Best Paint Trike (selected judges) Hosted by the Vilna

amp District Chamber of Commerce - Event Contact - Ed Phone (780) 636-

3364 (2) c|o sponsored by Howlin Coyote Motorcycle Campground

- Camping - On site Convenience Store

June 28 - July 01 2013

Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events

If I agreed with you wersquod both be wrong

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Motherrsquos Shock

A mother enters her daughterrsquos bedroom and sees a letter on the wall over the bed With the worst premonition she reads it with trembling hands It is with great regret and sorrow that Irsquom telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend I found real passion and he is so nice with all his piercings and tattoos and his big motorcycle

But is not only that Mum Irsquom pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods He wants to have many more children with me and thatrsquos one of my dreams Irsquove learned that marijuana doesnrsquot hurt anyone and wersquoll be growing it for us and his friends who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we may want

In the meantime wersquoll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure for Ahmed to get better he deserves it Donrsquot worry Mom Irsquom 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself Some day Irsquoll visit for you to know your grandchildren Your daughter Judith

PS Mum itrsquos not true Irsquom at the neighbourrsquos house I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than my report card thatrsquos in the desk drawer

Submitted by Brenda Beamish Moncton NB

Productive Salesmanship ndash A Little Johnny Joke

The kids filed back into class Monday morning They were very excited

Their weekend assignment was to sell something

then give a talk on productive salesmanship

Little Mary led off ldquoI sold girl scout cookies and I made $30rdquo she said proudly ldquoMy sales approach was to appeal to the customerrsquos civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious successrdquo

ldquoVery goodrdquo said the teacher

Little Sally was next ldquoI sold magazinesrdquo she said ldquoI made $45 and

I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them abreast of current eventsrdquo

ldquoVery good Sallyrdquo said the teacher

Eventually it was Little Johnnyrsquos turn

Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacherrsquos deskrdquo$2467rdquo he said

ldquo$2467rdquo cried the teacher ldquoWhat in the world were you sellingrdquo

ldquoTooth brushesrdquo said Little Johnny

ldquoTooth brushesrdquo echoed the teacher ldquoHow could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much moneyrdquo

ldquoI found the busiest corner in townrdquo said Little Johnny ldquoI set up a Dip amp Chip stand I gave everybody who walked by a sample

They all said the same thing

Hey this tastes like shit

Then I would sayrdquo It is shitrdquo

Wanna buy a toothbrushrdquo

Submitted by Dave Evens Chilliwack BC

Continued from Previous Page

Men have two emotions Hungry and Horny If you see him without an erection make him a sandwich

Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events

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Boy calls 911 Hello I need your help

911 Alright What is it

Boy Two girls are fighting over me

911 So whatrsquos your emergency

Boy The ugly one is winning

AB Events

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

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AB Events

Facing noise bylaws that single out motorcycles

Contact MODEL for assistance no matter what province in

Canada you live in wwwmodeledmontoncom

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AB Events

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Proud sponsors of

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Someone stole all my credit cards but I wonrsquot be

reporting it Thethief spends less than my wife did

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Get your event information to us - we cannot promote what we donrsquot have

an informed community is a strong communityeventsbeltdrivebettycom

AB Events

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Phone (780) 955-2336wwwblackjacksroadhousecom

TEXTING CODES FOR SENIOR CITIZENS AS FOLLOWS

ATD - At the Doctorrsquos

BFF - Best Friendrsquos Funeral

BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth [this one is very hilarious]

CBM - Covered by Medicare

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Busted Knuckle ChroniclescopyThe

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

AB Events

Upcoming ab EventsAll Events

Select arrows to view events

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When We RideTalk with a group of riders and yoursquoll soon realize that the reasons we choose to ride a motorcycle are very different for each and every one of us The riding community in Saskatchewan is made up of a very diverse and broad group of people Many of us ride alone or with a few friends never joining or belonging to a club organization or group We simply plate our motorcycles and ride every chance we get

In 2013 there were 27439 motorcycles registered (at some part of the riding season by either plates

or permits) These motorcycles were registered in 626 different locations We are literally spread ALL OVER this province

All of us do share 4 common things1 the roads we ride on2 the traffic we ride with3 the reality that we all have zero control over

what another driver rider is going to do when in traffic on the highway in a parking lot or basically anywhere

4 that we need to be aware alert and riding for any and all situations at all times

It does not matter how long yoursquove been riding the type of motorcycle you are riding your age the others you may be riding with the length of your hair how cool your jacket is the type of gear to choose to (or not to) wear and on and on and on

The only thing that matters is how much you are paying attention when you are riding and that you are riding to your own personal ability as a rider

In Saskatchewan the top major reasons a motorcyclist uses when an accident does occur are

1 Inattention - yeshellipmotorcyclists use this as a reason when they have an accident

2 Road condition excessive loose gravel ndash ride for the conditions of the road you seeing in front of you and that you are on Loose gravel and dirt on the road surface is a huge problem all year roundhellipnot just till the roads are cleaned in the Cities

3 Driver inexperience confusion ndash there are a lot of new riders out there and riders who are returning to their motorcycles after many years This has nothing to do with the age of a rider

4 Wild life (animals) ndash yes we do a lot of riding where there is wild life

5 Careless Driving Stunting ndash going too fast passing improperly following too closely etc

This information was taken from a Causation Study done from 2007 ndash 2012 by Traffic Safety Services ndash SGI

So when you get on your motorcycle for the first time this seasonhellipand every time you ride Please rememberhellip

bull ride like you will never be given the right of way

bull ride like you are never seenbull watch the conditions of the road you

are riding on at all timesBe defensive alert aware and always on guard

Rhonda CwynarPresident RAGERiders Against Government Exploitation

RAGE - SK Events

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SK Events

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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SK Events

HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONrsquoT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF ALL MY FRIENDS ARE MAD BECAUSE THEY THINK I AM

SHOUTING AT THEM OVER INTERNET PLEASE HELP

We always hold hands If I let go she shops

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Special thanks to Sven Bernard of Johnny Pag Motorcycles of Canada for donating the bike that the

Canadian Legion of Riders in North Battleford Saskatchewan won

They are raffling it off to raise funds for their projects

Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle

NAME

ADDRESS

PHONE

1st Prize Custom Painted Johnny Pag Motorcycle valued at $8500 supplied by Johnny Pag Motorcycles of Canada amp Belt Drive Betty WC Distributing 1-780-881-56782nd Prize Autographed Andrew Albers Minnesota Twins Jersey3rd Prize Autographed Bobby Hull Chicago Black Hawks Jersey Proceeds to Veteran related charities

Canadian Legion of Riders Charity RaffleDraw July 13 2014 at Rockinrsquo the Rink Meota SK at Midnight

Lottery Licence RR13-0504

Tickets $5 each

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Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List

Saskatchewan Ride for SightElbow Arena and Fairgrounds

Save the Date June 20 - 22 2014

Pondarosa MH amp RV ParkLocated on Trans Canada Highway

east side of Swift Current SK Ph (306) 773-5000

Open all year

RV and Tenting sites creekside ~Full or Partial Hook-ups BathroomsShowers ~ Laundry Facilities ~ Internet

CAA Approved

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FreedomIt is a hard concept to really truly wrap your mind around We here in the west are quick to pound our chest and proclaim that we are the proud and free The sad thing is freedom is a mirage lingering on the horizon For many of us we work an honest day work ride our bikes in the mean time we complain about politics to our friends but we never really do anything about it other than some grumbles We could be plopped down in any part of the world and our lives would change very little That is not freedom - only the allusion of freedom

As we sit idly by watching our police forces militarize we blindly seek out more rules more regulations Irsquom not sure what the tipping point was what had caused us to shift our focus from freedom true freedom to regulation I do remember growing up in the seventies We didnrsquot have clasps and locks on the cabinets our mothers never absently minded left us in the kitchen by ourselves When I was bad in school I was sent to the Principalrsquos office and was punished by a leather strap across my behind (I still donrsquot swear)

Trying out for sport teams was a try out Not everyone made the team The ones that didnrsquot spent the year shooting pucks into pails snagging baseballs rolling off of roofs until we were good enough to make the team the next year We had winners and losers and even in the playground

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

Continued Next Page

-bad Uncle Monkey

bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events

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when the next goal won each and every one of us knew exactly what the score was and who the real winner was It drove us to be better Sports were not for everyone though Those that didnrsquot excel on the field read books created art Of my friends growing up some went on to play in the NHL my cousin is a mover and shaker in Silicon Valley designing and programming many of the things we use today Others became mechanics and plumbers-the blue collar workers who keep this world running Yet others became doctors and lawyers others became successful actors and musicians teachers and mothers But somewhere someone decide to level the playing field that we were all special little stars Everyone made the team everyone got a medal That it wasnrsquot fair that someone would succeed where others couldnrsquot That parenting should fall on someone elsersquos shoulder - daycares teachers the government Society forgot that it was suppose to be harder for the asthma kid with the deformed leg to play sports Society forgot that those disadvantaged who truly wanted and worked hard still found success We threw away personal responsibility personal accountability If a person backs over a kid in their driveway its not because they are a bad driver

not because they are a bad parent not because they were not paying attention - it is because the company didnrsquot put sensors on the back of the car If a kid shoots up a school its not because of mental illness not because of bad parenting or teaching

- its because the government didnrsquot take away our guns (Considering the recent rash of stabbings in schools and malls it is obvious that person will use any and all things) Each of these small steps was on our freedom pushing it a little farther down into the dirt Our last freedom is freedom of speech that Irsquom allowed to speak my mind here Freedom as long as Irsquom mindful of sponsors event organizersWhen will we regain our freedom Should we regain our freedom Read K Randall Ballrsquos Sam Chopper Orwell to find out what will happen if we donrsquot

-bad Uncle Monkey

E K D M Q T V M Y M B M M G I S M T S O Y E M N T E I E E Q Z X E E A E O O B R I A H N P N I J R A N C L D G B C C A C H S B A C I T D I L U E I M S H I I E T A G S R I D E N D G M U T A M D T R I E K C N R N M E R I D E N U N L U L O A E E H M M C E M N R G A E O U G N M M P S Z R O M E A I M F M V M C M E N S T R U A L R R R A N K E Y H N M H I V V W O P E O X N C R A N S F A A S B M Z M Y R M J S U Y A E L L D A E T S E R E M E M T M M S E M E M O R I A L I Z E M L E E W Z X C A E M E N A C I N G U R N A I L E H P O T S I H P E M C A A O R M E R I T E D X N E L U I C G H O R T Q X S A Y L E R E M T I E Z M Q M E K V R R W V Z B D N O R C E W S I T I H P E M L B N E U Y P M S H R E T I R O M E M X M S

MEMORANDUMBOOKMEMORIALISTMEMORIALIZEMEMORIALSMEMORITERMEMORIZEMEMSAHIBMENACINGMENAGEMENAGERYMENDICANCYMENDICANTMENDICATEMENDICITYMENSES

MENSTRUALMENSTRUUMMENTICULTUREMEPHISTOPHELIANMEPHITICMEPHITISMERACIOUSMERCATUREMERCHANGMANMERELLESMERELYMERESTEADMERFOLKMERGEDMERITED

Continued from Previous Page

bad Uncle Monkey - Word Search Belt Drive BettyrsquosWordsearchR R

How come we put a man on the moon before realizing it would be a good idea to put

wheels on suitcases

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SK News Events

Dare to KnowWhat your body

needs to heal itself

The BodyTalk Systemwith Practitioner Bev Groot

To book an appointment or find out more about the BodyTalk System call

3069815686

Upcoming SK EventsAll Events

Select arrows to view events

You might be a redneck if yoursquove been married 3 times and you still have the

same in laws

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MB Events

My mother taught me about TIME TRAVELldquoIf you donrsquot straighten up Irsquom going to knock you into the middle of next weekrdquo

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The Grande Prairie Toys for Tots season opener

by Belt Drive Betty

Our local Grande Prairie Toys for Tots group hosts a number of events all riding seasonThe first of those events was their annual swap meet which was held at the Army Navy Air Force Club on Saturday May 10thThere was great participation from the business community with vendors like Bear Biker Wear coming all the way from Bonnyville and Bentleyrsquos from Crestomere in central Alberta adding to the local vendorsA couple of the riding clubs were on hand and I got to interview Manimal of the Chozen Breed and Barb from the Iron Sirens ndash two great local riding clubs that are growing here in Grande Prairie

in search of

lost indians

Pages 1 - 8by Ken Aiken

Continued Next Page

Bentleys Motosicle Pain Tin

Contents

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener

35-37 The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener38-39 Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful40-44 ON News Events45-48 ON Events49-50 Sport - News Events51 Sports Events52 Website Tip of the Week53 Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events54-56 ON Events57 ON Events - Classified AD of the Week58-60 Support Our Troops61 QC Events62 Moto Moncton NB Events63 NB Events64 NB News Events65 WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events66-68 NS Events69-70 NL Events

Irsquove been in love with the same woman or 49 years If my wife ever

finds out shersquoll kill me

RR

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I also got some time with Jamie the new president of Toys for Tots and Seth the new vice presidentThese two along with the rest of the board and volunteers did a great job of organizing the event and by the looks of things they are on to a

ragingly successful season They have a ton of events planned to support our local kidsOther vendors included Uncle Buckrsquos ndash they make the BEST beef jerky around this part of the country and members of the Grandview Hutterite colony were out with some amazing gloves both gauntlets and working gloves The quality of the tanning dying and stitching is utterly fabulous Righteous Cycles was the only local bike shop on hand but they had lots to offerA wide variety of parts were on hand for almost

every brand of motorcycle out there and there were some jewelry and clothing vendors on hand as wellThere were only two vacant tables The traffic was good and the ANAVETS club did a brisk business selling breakfast and later lunchThe one thing I love about these season opener events is that a person gets to see people that

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Chozen Breed Booth

Bear and Penny Bear and his bride Penny

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Continued from Previous Pagehave been in hibernation all winter Heck I saw people that I havenrsquot seen in two and three years and it was fantasticOur local Toys for Tots does amazing work in our community and they deserve the support of every dealer and rider in the region Their next event is the Kneez in the Breeze run on May 24th Check out their poster and if you can consider attending

it I know that I had a blast last yearI myself have to be at my Defense Fund Poker Run in Nisku at Blackjacks but if you are in Grande Prairie and area and are looking for a great group to ride and share the day with you wonrsquot find much finer that the guys and gals of Grande Prairie Toys for Tots

- BDB

Righteous Cycles

Righteous Cycles

Randy Cholach and sister Patty

Iron Sirens Booth

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Itrsquos a beautiful day and you feel like going for a ride on your ATV UTV or motorcycle On the trails along the roads and waterways or on the edge of the woods there are sometimes toxic plants that are dangerous to our health Poison Ivy is more common but others are not as well known such as Giant Hogweed To help you identify them when you make stops during these rides let me show in this article three toxic plants that you may come acrossGiant HogweedShort story Originating in the Caucasus it was probably introduced to North America as an ornamental plant It has since taken root and become widespread in many European countries as well as Australia New Zealand the United States and Canada In Quebec it is considered to be an invasive alien plantDescription It can measure 2 to 5 metres high and 30 centimetres to 1 metre after mowing or cutting Its stem is robust covered in white hairs and raspberry red to purple spots spread out and well defined The leaves can reach up to 15 metres

wide by 3 metres longToxic part Its sap (a colourless odourless liquid secreted by all parts of the plant)Effects Contact with the sap followed by exposure to the sun is odourless but can produce dermatitis up to 48 hours after exposure This is characterized by redness of the skin and swelling blisters or even skin lesions at times serious resembling first or second-degree burnsPlaces Disturbed wetlands (along waterways

ditches roads etc)Take note After the wounds heal brown or white spots can linger for many months or even years on the affected areas and they can remain sensitive to the lightCanadian provinces where it is found British Columbia Ontario Quebec New BrunswickSources Deacutevelopppement durable Environnement Faune et Parcs du gouvernement du Queacutebec Santeacute et services sociaux du Queacutebec (French version only) Espace pour la vie de MontreacutealWild ParsnipDescription The flowers have light yellow-green umbels The first year the plant generally presents a low rosette of fusiform leaves while the roots are developing and flowers in the second year on a long stem before dying

Continued Next Page

V I S I T U S A T

W W W K I M P E X N E W S C O MW W W K I M P E X C O M

Hog Weed

Wild Parsnip

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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Toxic part Its sapEffects Like the Giant Hogweed its sap contains chemical products which on human skin can cause reactions similar to serious burns rashes or blistersPlaces Disturbed environments (abandoned yards open fields alongside roads etc)Take note The plantrsquos chemical composition is known to reduce weight gain and decrease fertility in cattle that eat itCanadian provinces where it is found In all provinces and territories with the exception of NunavutSources Canadian Biodiversity Information Facility from Governement of Canada Ministry of Natural Resources from Governement of OntarioPoison IvyDescription A woody perennial plant with creeping climbing or bushy glossy leaves

Toxic part Its sap contains a toxic resin (present in all parts of the plant except the pollen) Any contact with a broken part of the plant a contaminated object or an animal runs the risk of provoking a reaction The seriousness of the reaction depends on individual sensitivity the amount of sap in contact with the skin and exposed areas of the body

Effects A rash manifested by intense itching and redness Swelling and blisters can also be seen all usually between 24 to 48 hours after contact

Places River banks clearings the edge of the woods along roads etc

Take note Inhalation of smoke coming from burning Poison Ivy plants provokes an extremely painful eruption of the lining of the lungs which can lead to respiratory problems and even death

Canadian provinces where it is found In all provinces with the exception of Newfoundland-Labrador

Sources Governement of Canada Health Espace pour la vie Montreacuteal

Continued from Previous Page

Poison Ivy

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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On May 7th the official Road Captain was announced for the 4th Annual Bob Probert Ride This yearrsquos honourary grand marshal is the beautifully talented Emmy Award nominated Jacqueline MacInnes

Wood Thatrsquos right our very own hometown Canadian actress disc jockey singer television host and skilled motorcycle rider will lead the estimated 1100 motorcycles on June 22nd from Thunder Road Harley-Davidson Born in Windsor Ontario she is best known for her role as Steffy Forrester on the long-running American soap opera The Bold and the Beautiful She is also the younger sister to Dani Probert the Event Co-Chair for the Bob Probert RideFor the past four years riders in vests leather boots and blue jeans revved their

engines honouring the late hockey player Bob Probert while benefitting cardiac care at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Itrsquos a fitting tribute given that Bob was a Harley-Davidson enthusiast himself and also loved participating in charity ridesJacqueline now joins the small list of past

Continued Next Page

Mike Bechard

2014 Bob Probert Ride Media LaunchON News Events

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road captains such as former hockey players and Bobrsquos teammates Tony Amonte Sheldon Kennedy and Chris Chelios All of whom led a brigade of motorcycles following a scenic routearound Windsor and Essex County riding along the water and through the county settings showcasing the arearsquos beautyThe route has planned stops in Amherstburg Colchester Belle River and the Riverside Sportsmenrsquos Club mdashthe final stop Each stop is unique and gives the riders an opportunity to get something to eat and drink while a chance to win some awesome prizes like autographed Original Six jerseysBob Probert was a local hockey icon and an enforcer who played in the National Hockey League

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for 16 seasons with the Detroit Red Wings and the Chicago Blackhawks He passed away in 2010 after suffering a heart attack while on his boat out on Lake St Clair Dani Probert Bobrsquos widow has been organizing the memorial ride since its inception in 2011 That year was especially significant because

it was the first year that she was actually able to process the overwhelming amount of supportIn the last three years motorcyclists werenrsquot the only ones who turned out for the memorial ridemdashthousands of spectators stood at the side of the road to cheer the riders on at the different stops All participants of the Bob Probert Ride have risen over $300000 to fund the expansion of the cardiac care unit at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Windsor unfortunately has one of the highest rates of cardiac emergencies in Canada and there is not enough room to meet the demands As a result routine procedures are often rescheduled to make way for emergency cases Dani Probert and the hospital boardrsquos ultimate goal are to make the unit open 247 and have two beds available for angioplasty instead of just oneItrsquos hard to put into words how the communityrsquos support has helped Dani and her four children Brogan Tierney Jack and Declyn after such an immense loss In addition the family looks forward to this yearrsquos ride being even bigger with riders from

all over including Michigan paying homage to their father ldquoThe Enforcerrdquo Bob ProbertThe date for the 2014 Bob Probert Ride is June 22nd and all up-to-date information can be found on the website wwwprobertridecomRide safe ride freeMike ldquoChopperrdquo Bechard

Continued from Previous Page

ON News Events

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The 2014 ldquoRide for MSrdquo now in its 6th year is on Sunday September 21 2014 Shar Good Event Organizer recounts ldquoIt has been a learning experience receiving the help of Mike Bechard of the Lone Wolf Clubhouse back in the beginning to bring to life my dream of an event such as this since my diagnosis of Multiple

Sclerosis in 1985 I wanted to make a difference and help in any way I couldrdquo Good explains ldquoMultiple Sclerosis is the most commonly diagnosed neurological disease found in individuals between the ages of 15 to 40mdashthis area of Southwestern Ontario has a high number of affected people Reports from local neurologists tell us that approximately 700 to 800 citizens in our area have been diagnosedGood went on to say ldquoAll motorcycle riders are welcome to participate in the Ride for MS poker run to benefit the Windsor-Essex County Chapter of the MS Society of Canada This great ride starts and ends with a full course family style dinner at the Columbus Center of South Windsor 2014 Columbus Drive in Windsor Registration begins at 900AM and will run until 1030AM Registration Fees are as follows Rider $30 (FREE with $100 in Pledges) Passenger $20 (Free with $100 in Pledges) Participants are encouraged to collect pledges to receive pledge awards that start at $200 with Gas Cards awarded for pledges starting at $250 The Pledge Award Tier is provided on the pledge sheet available for download at wwwlonewolfclubhousecom and wwwmssocietycachaptersessexcommunityhtm The first stop of the poker run will be The Leaf in Windsor where you are welcome to have a full breakfast from the menu followed by stops at The

Sandbar Waterfront Grill (providing lunch specials) Birdiersquos Perch out in Leamington (providing FREE bottled water) the Pelee Island Winery in Kingsville (providing FREE wine tasting) Crabby Joersquos in Essex with the last optional stop being at Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery where you will receive a 6th optional card for your poker handrdquo Shar goes on to explain the 6th poker stop is optional giving you an extra chance to get either the Best or Worst Poker Hand of the day and win a prize for each Six stops in total are allocated along the 100 mile route Itrsquos so much fun itrsquos wonderful to be able to host a fundraiser that puts a smile on everyonersquos facerdquo Once back at the Columbus Center of S Windsor there is a family style dinner and an opportunity to participate in a 5050 Draw a Chinese Auction and a Gift Certificate Grab Bag There are Door Prizes for the ride participants using their Free Door Prize ticket they received upon Registration Good goes on to welcome non-riders as there are DINNER ONLY TICKETS available for $25 each and when purchasing in a set of 2 tickets a tax receipt for $20 will be issued Shar reiterates ldquoBikers Sponsors Volunteers amp Contributors to the event make it happen We have been blessed in the past and again this year with this event being sponsored by DIAMOND SPONSORSHIPS Biz X The Leaf Families First amp Leather King and RUBY SPONSORSHIPS UNIFOR Local 444 Robinson Motorcycle Avon Canada Fran Sales CrsquoEst Bon Lone Wolf Clubhouse Comfort Inn Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery Pelee Island Winery Sandbar Waterfront Grill Steversquos Auto Shine Birdiersquos Perch Canadian Tire (Tecumseh Rd E Windsor) Molson Coors and Belt Drive Betty The contributions of businesses in our community of door prizes and auction items add personality to the event

Good is happy to report ldquoTo date the Ride for MS has raised $33900 that has been used in assisting those with MS to subsidize the purchase of much needed assisted that enhance the quality of their

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ON News Events

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livesrdquo As Event Planner amp Creator Good observes first hand how the money raised facilitates those living with multiple sclerosis Having MS herself she works with the Windsor-Essex County Chapter as a past board member aiding their membership almost on a daily basis Good reflects on her past involvement with the society and what she learned ldquoI was amazed with how much the special equipment cost and was surprised with the amounts that were not covered The depths that the society had to go through to make sure people with MS got

the equipment they needed when they needed it amazed merdquo This is where the Ride for MS and the funds raised from this event come into play ldquoThe society informs the participant of this event annually at the dinner as to how the funds raised were used which is importantrdquo says Good ldquothe feeling you get when a recipient of these funds find out you are a participant of the event that helped them obtain a piece of equipment gives you a hug and says thank you is surrealrdquoJoin us on Sunday September 21st and make someonersquos wish for a better quality of life become a reality For more information you may contact Shar at (519) 798-3858 or by email at shar54xplornetca SUBJECT Ride for MS

ON News Events

Whatever you do in life always give 100 Unless yoursquore

donating blood

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Grand Bendrsquos ldquoVintage Bike DaysrdquoThis years Annual ldquoShow amp Shinerdquo event will be held in Grand Bend and takes place on Sunday July 20 2014 from 1000am until around 1pm right on Grand Bendrsquos Main Street (exact location will be announced soon)Again this year there is no registration fee no official judging no vendors and itrsquos NOT a swap-meet but there will be a group ride from Main Street to the Grand Bend MOTORPLEX Raceway

to enjoy the Vintage Road Racing Associations ldquoSUMMER CLASSICrdquo EventVintage related club and group displays are encouragedJust show up and proudly show off your scooters and motorcycles All makes and models of Vintage amp Classic bikes are most welcomeFind us on Facebook httpwwwfacebookcompagesGrand-Bends-Vintage-Bike-Days204561802964090sk=wallampapp_data

HHR RouteDetails are here We are assembling in front of the HQ building at CFB Trenton with the ride departing at 1145 Due to some issues related to our permit that could not be resolved in the short time remaining before our Ride we in the interest in safety and the show must go on have decided to move our Rally to the Whitby Entertainment Centrum This is where the ride will end It is the same location as our assembly last yearJoin us as we welcome home our HEROES as the mission has ended in Afghanistan for our Canadian ForcesHope to see many of you there

ON Events

2930 Haldimand Road 20 Cayuga1st Annual Autism Rodeo amp Family Day Charity Event to raise funds for Autism

11am-5pm Family Time bull Live bands ~ TBAbull Kids Gamesbull Face Paintingbull Free BBQ amp Drink with admission

5pm-2am Adults ONLY~Rodeo Timebull Motorcycle Gamesbull Show N Shine bull Pig Roastbull Live Bands ~ TBAbull Beer Kegs

Overnight Camping (Adults Only) Sponsors

raquo Motorcycle Enhancements raquo Tattz AndCompany raquo Black widow paintball amp Airsoftl raquo Mainway Sports raquo Action Auto raquo Paula Manto Swick Registered Disability

Savings Plan Rep raquo CrazeePaint Airbrushing

VendorsTattz AndCompanyBlack widow Paintball amp AirsoftPaula Manto Swick Registered Disability Savings Plan Rep

All proceeds go to Autism Awarenes

Autism Rodeo amp Family Day - August 2nd 2014

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ON Events

Why a round pizza gets delivered in a square box

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ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo Winner of Combined SOAR and RACE Events Get CSBK National Support (csbkca)This Ontario motorcycle roadracing season sanctioning groups SOAR and RACE are working together with a pair of Series race

weekends SOAR is hosting the RACE group at Grand Bend Raceway on June 13-15 while RACE returns the favor by hosting SOAR racers at Shannonville Motorsport Park June 27-29 As part of this co-promotion Dunlop racing tire distributor Pro 6 Cycle and the National Mopar CSBK organizing group have also joined up to provide a special bonus for Amateur Sport Bike

Continued Next Page

Dunlop Amateur Showdown winner to get National support

Sports - News Events

ADULTA person who has stopped

growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle

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class (approx 600cc) competitors A two round points-paying Series will recognize the appropriate Sport Bike-type class races at the SOAR and RACE-hosted events determining the top rising star in that category The racer who achieves the best combined result from the two race ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo will receive a competition award sponsoring their entry for the final Amateur Sport Bike Mopar CSBK National rounds at Canadian Tire Motorsport Park August 15-17Dunlop distributor Pro 6 Cycle and CSBK will supply competitor entry and racing tires to the winner of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo for the

CTMP National weekend The entry will include both Saturday and Sunday Amateur Sport Bike double header rounds with the successful Amateur competitor receiving a maximum of six Dunlop DOT-type class appropriate racing tires for use during the three day eventThe winning competitor must not have held a Pro motorcycle roadracing License nor can they have competed in more than two previous National races SOAR and RACE organizers will be the final judges of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo and ensure that all competitors respect the structure and spirit of the bonus competitionFor more information please check the SOAR (soaracingca) and RACE Events (Shannonvillecom) official web sites

Sports - News Events

DatesMay 16thJune 20thJuly 25thAugust 15thSeptember 12th

Registration opens at 5pm on the day of the event followed by racing at 7pm All racers must havevalid motorcycle drivers licensefull faced Snell 05 approved helmetgauntlet style leather glovesleather jacketleather bootscompetitors exceeding 120 mph will be required to wear full leathersMotorcycles must be in good working order and will be required to pass tech inspection prior to their first pass CLICK HERE for additional information on the Mission Raceway Park and their street legal Friday night races

2014 CMDRA Bracket Racing at Mission Raceway

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Sports Events

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

THE 27th

THREE DAY

May 171819 ndash 2014 ndash at Scotch Creek

All usual Classes ndash Entry $25 per day - $10 Vintage - Kids free

The Old Guy in 1971

Dean Seaman 2014

171819 ndash 2014 ndash171819 ndash 2014 ndash

This year the event will enter a new era with a two day Modern Trial

Total results will count for the overall Championship

Round 2 in Rocky Mountain House ABRound 3 in Ymir BC

We also have planned a Kids Trialon the Saturday night for

Both Electric and engine powered bikes Camping is good with Porta -Potties on site

Call for details of Motels etc

Phone Outlaw Dave for further info (250) 545-6139Directions - Follow the road to Scotch Creek from Hiway one West of Sorrento Then turn left

At Leopold road at the top of the hill after you leave town (Tire sign on left) red arrows from that point

A big thanks to the land owners for the use of this fantastic area

Modern Trial - Saturday amp Sunday - Vintage Monday Start time 10am all three days

13 13 13 13 13 13

For13 Immediate13 Release13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 May13 813 201413 13 CMDRA13 Announces13 Revised13 201413 Schedule13 13 The13 Canadian13 Motorcycle13 Drag13 Racing13 Association13 is13 releasing13 details13 of13 their13 updated13 201413 schedule13 The13 six13 race13 series13 which13 includes13 events13 in13 British13 Columbia13 Alberta13 and13 Ontario13 required13 revision13 following13 the13 unexpected13 announcement13 of13 the13 suspension13 of13 operations13 at13 one13 of13 the13 venues13 included13 in13 the13 original13 schedule13 13

Revised13 201413 Schedule13 June13 141513 13 Grand13 Bend13 Motorplex13 Grand13 Bend13 ON13 June13 2213 (113 day13 event)13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 July13 121313 13 13 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13 August13 232413 13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 Fort13 St13 John13 BC13 September13 6713 13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 September13 272813 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13

13

13 13

13 CMDRA13 Executive13 Director13 Kevin13 Shupac13 commented13 ldquoThe13 CMDRA13 is13 sincerely13 thankful13 for13 the13 support13 the13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 and13 Castrol13 Raceway13 and13 all13 of13 the13 tracks13 the13 CMDRA13 will13 visit13 in13 201413 We13 would13 also13 like13 to13 thank13 our13 members13 for13 their13 patience13 during13 the13 past13 four13 weeksrdquo13 13 13

13 13

infocmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 13 wwwcmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 1877580900813 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 TwitterCMDRA201413 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 Facebook13 CMDRA13

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR After your hands become coated with

grease your nose will begin to itch

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Did you know that BeltDriveBettycom has the most comprehensive database of Canadian Riding Clubs on the on the internet Wersquove revamped our Riding Club directory and wersquod like to know what you think Itrsquos indexed by Province and by Type of Riding Club for easy browsing

bull Brand Specificbull Cruising and Touringbull Military bull Lifestylebull Occupation-Relatedbull Rider Rights and Freedomsbull Vintagebull Sportsbull Womenrsquos Riding Clubsbull Motorcycle Ministries

httpwwwbeltdrivebettycomcommunityriding-clubs

TIP OF THE WEEK RIDING CLUBS section REVAMPED

on Facebook has photo albums for each province and month filled with tons of events

httpwwwfacebookcomCanadianMotorcycleEventsphotos_albums

Visit our page and go to the photos link once there click on albums to find the Province and month you are interested in

You can also use our national calendars at wwwcanadianmotorcycleeventscom - filled with even more event information you can sort them right down to only one province and they are highly shareable

Our CANADIAN MOTORCYCLE EVENTS

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

ldquoIf yoursquore going to kill each other do it outside I just finished cleaningrdquo

Website Tip of the Week

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Tides roll in and tides roll out

There arenrsquot too many things in life that are predictable but ocean tides are one of them

Our family just returned from a short vacation on a Vancouver Island beach and I found the tides fascinating

Incoming tides covered the beach and at high tide you could literally see all the sandcastles wood forts and creations literally disappear under the water never to be seen again

The outgoing tides revealed a clean fresh canvas and some sea-life caught in the tidal pools left behind or laying helplessly on the beach Seagulls swooped down to shell covered areas of the beach in search of oysters that had been stranded on the half kilometer sandy beach as the eagles hovered above looking for their next snack

I could not help but think about the lsquoTides of Lifersquo where we know that until our number comes up and we face eternal judgment each day the sun will come up we will spend time with those people whom we love (family friends) and with people whom we would most likely prefer not to be spending time with (school work) and we will experience all the good and not so good that the

tides of life bring our way Night will come and in the morning we will repeat the cycle all over again

As a born-again believer I felt the tide analogy was an appropriate one The ocean washes away everything left on the beach and when we ask Christ for the forgiveness of our sins he literally washes them away Check out this verse from ldquoOur Ownerrsquos Manual for Liferdquo found in Psalm 103 verse 12 ldquoHe has removed our sins as far from us as the east is from the westrdquo

Our biker church exists to take the ldquoGood Newsrdquo and the ldquoSalvation Messagerdquo to un-churched bikers here on the West Coast In fact our prayer is that the Holy Spirit would become like a raging wildfire touching the hearts and lives of bikers resulting in an assurance of eternity with our Jesus in heaven and a life on this earth that takes on new meaning and purpose

If you think riding your scoot along a seaside highway on a hot summerrsquos day is something special just wait until you do it when Jesus Christ is at the controls of your lifehellip there is no greater lsquohighrsquo and bigger lsquorushrsquo than this All it takes is a few short words ask Jesus to forgive you for your sins tell him you that you want him to be Lord of your life Follow this up with prayer and bible reading and oh yeahhellip believe that he does in fact lsquohave your backrsquo in this life

Ride safe Ride true

Pastor Chuck

Canadian Riders Support Program Network

By joining the Canadian Riders Support Program you volunteer to provide assistance to broken down riders in your area This assistance may include providing information about nearby repair shops towing accommodations making phone calls providing directions etc While some Canadian Riders have expressed that they would be able to provide help with tools wrenching towing and even temporary accommodations the level of assistance you may provide is totally up to you as you feel comfortable and safe to do soLetrsquos face it most of us have been there away from home and broke down by the side of the road Canadian Rider Members are also listed in Belt Drive Bettyrsquos Little Black Book a resource directory currently carried in the saddlebags of thousands of Canadian Riders As a ldquoThank Yourdquo from Belt Drive Betty Canadian Riders Support Network Members receive The Busted Knuckle Chronicles E-Subscription free of charge

Come join us at httpwwwcanadianridersca

Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events

Pastor Chuck

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G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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ON - Events

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ON News - ON Events

If everything seems to be going well you have obviously

overlooked something

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Classified Ad of the Week

2002 Tiny Mite Cargo Trailer

Stock CTRL0033 Colour Blue Features Very clean trailer in excellent condition tons of storage good quality cargo trailer at a good price

Price $ 2495 CAD NO GST

Contact

Trike Zone

(780) 389-3344

Mulhurst Bay AB

Email edwardtrikezonecom

ON Events - Classified AD of the Week

Upcoming ON EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

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Join Veterans Law Enforement First Responders and their supporters from both Canada and the US on this overnight cross border ride to Wenatchee Washington June 7th 2014Check out httpcanamveteransrideweeblycom for details laquoHalf The Fun is Getting Thereraquo

Support Our Troops

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Support Our Troops

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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Support Our Troops

Upcoming SOT EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

Are you a veteran who owns a businessWould you like to promote your products or services but find advertising expensive

Get 50 off your first 6 months of advertisingContact Belt Drive Betty to find out about the

Veteranrsquos Business Starter Programbdbettygmailcom

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Tee Shirts Patches amp More in the BDB Store

We appreciate your support

wwwbdbstorecom

QC EVENTS

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What did the elephant say to the naked man How do you breathe through that

tiny thing

Ah lsquoFridayrsquo my second favorite F-word

August 7 - 10 2014 - In the Heart of Downtown MonctonThe MotoMoncton Festival was first launched in August of 2011 with motorcyclists from near and taking over Monctonrsquos downtown core This three-day event featured motorcycle stunt shows a burnout competition group rides throughout Southeastern New Brunswick a bike cruise through Moncton live entertainment on Main Street and much moreIn 2012 the City of Moncton was pleased to host another weekend of motorcycle madness in downtown Moncton and to welcome bikers from across the region and across the country as the city hosted both MotoMoncton and the 17th Canadian National Harley Owners Group Rally Moncton was honoured to be chosen as host city for this national event and together with MotoMoncton the HOG Rally proved to be yet another exciting motorcycle weekend in the cityThis past August 2013 MotoMoncton organizers were yet again pleased to host another successful weekend of exciting activity with thousands visiting the festival grounds throughout the weekend

The festival an initiative of the City of Moncton is made possible by the support of various partners including Downtown Moncton Centre-Ville Inc various local motorcycle dealers and clubs and other community partners

For more information and sponsorship enquiries please contact 506-383-7020 506-877-7700 of by Email infomotomonctoncaOr visit motomonctonca

MOTO MONCTON NB EVENTS

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What are three words a woman never wants to hear when shersquos making love ldquoHoney Irsquom homerdquo

NB EVENTS

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club would be very pleased if you would help support our up coming charity event in support of the DECH Childrenrsquos Ward

This year our Toy Ride takes place June 14th 2014 We are celebrating our 30th Ride Register early to receive a limited Edition 30th Anniversary Shirt

Registration forms online at

httpfrederictonmotorcycleclubcaHomephp

The ride begins at the parking lot of the Canadian Tire Two Nations Crossing (North Side) On site registration between 930 am amp 1045 am Ride begins at 11 am sharp

The Motorcyclist will enjoy a scenic country ride via Nashwack Bridge to Stanley At the Stanley school there will be a barbeque Show-N-Shine 5050 draw silent auction etc

The group will return via the Royal Road ending up at the DECH for the presentations of the Toys and monies raised to the Child Life Unit of the DECH

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club has been the most consistent supporter of the DECH Childrenrsquos Life Unit since 1985 All of the funds raised and Toys collected go to the hospitalized Children

Please share this email with all your friends Help us Brighten A Childrsquos Stay

Fredricton Motorcycle Club Toy Ride

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Where Royal Canadian Legion Branch 350 Port DalhousieWhen Saturday 7 June Blessing starts 11am followed by the Show and Shine

Show and Shine Entry fee $1000

11 trophies up for grabsbull Best in Show 1st 2nd 3rd placebull Best cruiser 1st amp 2nd placebull Best touring 1st and 2nd placebull Best sport bike 1st amp 2nd placebull Best sport touring 1st amp 2nd place

BBQ burgers and sausage on a bun for sale 5050 draw coffee and donutsAll proceeds to support the Royal Canadian Legion Port DalhousieI challenge all Bike clubs in the Niagara area to attend this wonderful event Hosted by the Working Stiffs Riding ClubCanadian Legion Branch 350 Located at 600 Ontario St St Catharines ON L2N 7P8 (Known as Port Dalhousie ) 905-934-1261 Please use Joe Caruso as a contact andor myself Joes email address is kawasaki07bellnet andor faronleonardhotmailcom Thank You look forward to meeting some day

Blessing of the Motorbikersquos and Show and Shine

NB News Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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Actor WisdomThere are four questions of value in lifehellip What is sacred Of what is the spirit made What is worth living for and what is worth dying for The answer to each is the same Only love~ Johnny Depp

Polymath WisdomBelieve none of what you hear and half of what you see- Benjamin Franklin

Spiritual Leader WisdomHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else yoursquore the one who gets burned ~ Buddha

Educator WisdomPeople who consider themselves victims of their circumstances will always remain victims unless they develop a greater vision for their lives ~ Stedman Graham~

Spiritual Teacher WisdomIt is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living ~ Eckhart Tolle

Lithographer WisdomA positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort ndash Herm Albright

I just got back from a pleasure trip I took my mother-in-law to

the airport

WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events

R RWYZWMNrsquoSWORDS TO THE WISE

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Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

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NS Events

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I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

Select Arrows to view events

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A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

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Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

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  • In Search Of Lost Indians
  • BC Events
  • International News Events
  • National Events
  • From the Depths of File 13 - I Hate Mondays
  • AB News - Events
  • David Pocock - AB Events
  • Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events
  • RAGE - SK Events
  • SK Events
  • Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle
  • Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List
  • bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events
  • SK News - Word Search
  • SK News Events
  • MB Events
  • The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener
  • Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful
  • ON News Events
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  • sport - News Events
  • Sports Events
  • Website Tip of the Week
  • Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events
  • ON Events
  • ON Events - Classified AD of the Week
  • Support Our Troops
  • QC Events
  • NB Events
  • NB News Events
  • WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events
  • NS Events
  • NL Events
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National News

Attention ALL NON Profits amp Riding Clubs

The Busted Knuckle Chronicles amp Belt Drive Betty Media offer you many

FREE ways to market your event

Through our Online Events Calendars that are highly shareable our mobile app

that works on over 2200 different phones through our

Facebook amp Twitter Network and right here in the newspaper

We are Canadarsquos ONLY Weekly Newspaper for the Canadian Riding

Communityamp wersquod love to promote your event

So what are you waiting for Get your event information into us today

Send us your stories posters and information and wersquoll help spread the word

eventsbeltdrivebettycomRemember - We canrsquot promote

what we donrsquot have

RR

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Why were males created before females

Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy

National Events

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CONCORD Ontario (May 9 2014) ndash Take a break from the rat race on June 22-23 to join the

thousands of Harley-Davidsonreg motorcycle riders around the world who are shedding the shackles of responsibility and hitting the open road during the Harley-Davidsonreg World RideldquoFor these two days riders will unite to blow off the daily grind and celebrate that being free is a lot more funrdquo said Nigel Villiers Harley-Davidson Director of Integrated Consumer Experience ldquoRiding is more appreciated when you can steal the time from something yoursquod rather not be doing so let the meetings and honey-dos wait until Tuesday and just riderdquo

One World Two Days Millions of MilesLaunched in 2008 by the Harley Owners Groupreg as Million Mile Monday the annual riding event was expanded into the two-day Harley-Davidsonreg World Ride in 2012 to give more riders worldwide an opportunity to participate In 2012 participants logged 77 million miles but last year as riders celebrated the 110th Anniversary of the Harley-Davidson Motor Company and the 30th Anniversary of HOGreg riders from 66 countries blitzed that record by more than 25 per cent tallying an official total of more than 10 million miles Riders logged their miles solo in groups large and small and through a variety of dealer-lead events around the world united by their shared passion for motorcycling

Whether itrsquos across town cross-country or anything in between every mile counts and can be recorded by logging into the Harley-Davidsonreg online mileage accumulator at h-dcomworldride where a rolling odometer will record the collective distance travelled by all participants in the World RideldquoEvery mile we ride together strengthens the bonds between riders and showcases to the world the powerful expression of freedom the World Ride representsrdquo Villiers said New for 2014 ride participants can also log their post-ride mileage directly onto the World Ride website from mobile devices and share their riding stories and photographs on social media sites like Facebook and Twitter using the hashtag HDworldride Participants can also download a certificate of participation after logging their mileage on the World Ride website To learn more about the Harley-Davidsonreg World Ride visit h-dcomworldride About Deeley Harley-Davidsonreg CanadaDeeley Harley-Davidsonreg Canada is the exclusive Canadian distributor of Harley-Davidsonreg motorcycles Genuine Motor Parts and Accessories and MotorClothesreg apparel which are provided through a national network of authorized Harley-Davidsonreg Retailers Office and distribution warehouse facilities are located in Richmond British Columbia and Concord Ontario

Deeley Harley-Davidsonreg Canada Media Contact

Janet Tinsley ndash Senior Manager Marketing Services and Communications ndash (905) 482-4209 email janettinlseydeeleycom

SET YOURSELF FREE ON THE HARLEY-DAVIDSONreg WORLD RIDEJoin HOGreg and Riders Around the World on the Open Road June 22-23

National Events

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I hate Mondays but probably not for the same reasons most of you dislike them

I generally love my job helping riders find the news and information that is important to them BUT

Today like every riding season Monday the news feeds are FILLED with crashes that took place over the weekend

Page after page of crash stories some about dead riders some about injured riders and some about those who got lucky

It is my job to sift through the feeds and find the information that is pertinent to Canadians and sadly I found information on three crashes all in Ontario

In the first crash a rider hit and killed a dog but

suffered minor injuries himself the second article is about a lady rider in critical condition and the third article is about a rider who died

In the case of the lady ride an east bound pickup struck her north bound motorcycle and the driver was charged with careless driving

In the case of the rider who died he got into some gravel and hit the ditch

Folks WE riders have to become so hyper aware out there we need to sharpen our skills

My heart is breaking for the families of these riders

Itrsquos not a great start to the work week and with the long weekend coming I am seriously concerned for the riding community - I beg you - PLEASE be hyper aware of your surroundings

Get out in a parking lot and practise your emergency stopping make sure your tires are inflated properly and that your motorcycle is in good repair

One other thing I would like you to consider please

wear good gear it might save your life save you tons of healing time and with the condition of our roadways and so many who drive other automobiles not paying attention or being aware isnrsquot that little extra piece of mind worth it

For the other news that could affect your day or life as a rider visit wwwbeltdrivebettycom

Until Next week I am your editor Belt Drive Betty

From the Depths of File 13 - I Hate Mondays

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Top Rocker Motorcycle Gear LtdTough Mudder is coming to the Drumheller Badlands this September Top Rocker is hoping to enter a team for this world event We have 2 team members and need at least 4 more If you think yoursquore up to the challenge and want to take on this team challenge then come and join the Top Rocker Tough Mudder team For more information send me an email to toprockergearhotmailcomNEVER HEARD OF TOUGH MUDDER Check this out httpstoughmuddercomhttpwwwyoutubecomuserToughMudder

Top Rocker Motorcycle Gear Ltd11 2 ave NRosedale Alberta T0J 2V0Phone (403) 823-4327Email toprockergearhotmailcomWebsite httptoprockergearcom

Okay Okay it all makes sense now I never looked at it this way before MENtal illness MENstrual cramps MENtal breakdown MENopause GUYnecologist

And when we have REAL trouble itrsquos a HISterectomy Ever notice how all of womenrsquos problems start with MEN

Whatrsquos the difference between chopped beef and pea soupEveryone can chop beef but not everyone can pea soup

AB News - Events

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So how many folk REALLY LOOK at their tires How often do you look at them What are you looking forPossibly the most important part of a bike safety wise are the tires Think about it these are the sole contact between the road and the bike they are

how we stop start and go around corners If the tires are too soft or too hard the bike handles VERY poorly if the tires are too worn they will not grip the road in wet conditions and are prone to going flat If you are using the wrong kind of tire for your bike that too will contribute to poor performance On a bike the contact patch is so much smaller than for a car or truck so therefore it is that much more important to us the rider

Here are some things to watch forAge of the tire How do we know what the age of the tire is Look on the side wall of the tire there will be a code which on one side of the tire will start with DOT and have at least 12 characters after the DOT the last set of numbers are the ones which will tell you the date (on the other side of the tire the code will only be the date code) Since 2000 the last set fo numbers will be four numbers the first two numbers will tell you in which week of the year the tire was made the last two will designate the year So for example 3412 this tire was made in the 34th week of 2012 Hopefully you are not riding on tires made before 2000 Tires that are too old are too hard and will not grip the road Likewise the age of the tire will affect the warranty manufacturers will warranty a tire for five years from

the date of manufacture andor four years from the date of purchase (side note here is yet another reason to keep your receipts) Tire air pressure There are notations on your bike and in the owners manual which will tell you the air pressures you should run Typically these are different pressures front and back and will also be different for differing ride conditions whether riding two-up high speed or regular riding A word of caution here until you are familiar with your bike

and how it handles follow these guide lines exactly and even after that follow these fairly closely Too little air will lead to very poor handling and the possibility that your tire might come off the rim under sever conditions like a hard corner Too high a pressure will lead to early failure of the tire and also premature wear

Continued Next Page

by David Pocock

Tires for motorcycles care and feeding

Tires For Motorcyles Care amp Feeding - AB Events

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Continued from Previous Page

Tirewheel balance As important as wheel balance is on a car consider that on a bike it is even more so on a bike A rear tire that is out of balance will contribute to sever fatigue in the rider and be bad for the general handling amongst other problems If the front tirewheel is out of balance this can be a much more dangerous problem steering will be hard in minor cases and almost impossible in the extreme If the front tire is unbalanced there will be ldquospeed wobblerdquo which can easily upset the bike even at lower speedsTread condition When tires are made there is a ldquowear barrdquo moulded in this bar will show when the tire has reached what the manufacturer feels is the limit of safe remaining tread on the tire When you see the ldquowear barrdquo get the tire replaced because any further wear will just be dangerous to you and others When you are on your new tires be cautious for the first 100 or so km because in that first little layer of rubber will be some remnants of ldquomould release compoundrdquo This ldquomould release compoundrdquo is a very slippery substance that is sprayed into the mould just before the rubber is injected so that the tire will not stick to the mould which makes for poor to low traction till it has

been worn off If it has or is raining when you go to pick your bike up after a tire change to new tires consider putting of picking your bike up till conditions are dryAs always you the rider are responsible check you tire pressures everyday you ride and have a good look at the condition of the tires at least once a week look for gouges slices bulges chunks missing from the tread or anything else that ldquodoesnrsquot look quite rightrdquo The life you save will probably be your ownRide safe we would rather talk to you than about you

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch

Tires For Motorcyles Care amp Feeding - AB Events

Visit our Brand New Online Store at

sportscamerastorecomSecurity amp Surveillance Cameras in Stock

8882 170 St NWWest Edmonton Mall1st Floor by the BayEdmonton AB T5T 3J7 Phone 7804742501

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Newfie Diet

A Newfie was terribly overweight so the doctor put her on a diet

ldquoI want you to eat regularly for 2 days then skip a day then eat regularly again for 2 days then skip a day Repeat this procedure for 2 weeks The next time I see you you should have lost at least 5 poundsrdquo

When the Newfie returned she shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 lbs

ldquoWhy thatrsquos amazingrdquo the doctor said ldquoDid you follow my instructionsrdquo

The Newfie nodded ldquoIrsquoll tell you though be jaesuz I trsquoaut I were going to drop dead on dat lsquotird dayrdquo

ldquoFrom the hunger you meanrdquo asked the doctor

ldquoNo from the fuckinrsquo skippinrsquordquo

Submitted by Sandra Bannerman Ontario

Volunteers

Eleven women were clinging precariously to a wildly swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on Mount Everest Ten were blonde one was a brunette

As a group they decided that one of the party should let go

If that didnrsquot happen the rope would break and everyone would perish

For an agonizing few moments no one volunteered

Finally the brunette gave a truly touching speech saying she would sacrifice herself to save the lives of the others

All the blondes applauded

Submitted by Jacqueline Archembeault Saguenay QC

Human Race

A little girl asked her mother ldquoHow did the human race come aboutrdquo

The Mother answered ldquoGod made Adam and Eve they had children and so all mankind was maderdquo

A few days later the little girl asked her father the same question The father answered ldquoMany years ago there were monkeys and we developed from themrdquo

The confused girl returns to her mother and says ldquoMom how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God and Papa says we developed from monkeysrdquo

The Mother answers ldquoWell dear it is very simple I told you about the origin of my side of the family and your father told you about his siderdquo

Continued Next Page

Vilna Ironhorse Motorcycle Show amp Shine

-Saturday June 29th 2013 On-site Camping gt Vendors Show amp Shine Prizes Music Events Fundraising

Registration from 10-11am - $1000 cash prize for best overall (spectator

favorite) Cash Categories includ Best Dressed Chopped Touring Street

Stock Vintage Best Paint Trike (selected judges) Hosted by the Vilna

amp District Chamber of Commerce - Event Contact - Ed Phone (780) 636-

3364 (2) c|o sponsored by Howlin Coyote Motorcycle Campground

- Camping - On site Convenience Store

June 28 - July 01 2013

Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events

If I agreed with you wersquod both be wrong

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Motherrsquos Shock

A mother enters her daughterrsquos bedroom and sees a letter on the wall over the bed With the worst premonition she reads it with trembling hands It is with great regret and sorrow that Irsquom telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend I found real passion and he is so nice with all his piercings and tattoos and his big motorcycle

But is not only that Mum Irsquom pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods He wants to have many more children with me and thatrsquos one of my dreams Irsquove learned that marijuana doesnrsquot hurt anyone and wersquoll be growing it for us and his friends who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we may want

In the meantime wersquoll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure for Ahmed to get better he deserves it Donrsquot worry Mom Irsquom 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself Some day Irsquoll visit for you to know your grandchildren Your daughter Judith

PS Mum itrsquos not true Irsquom at the neighbourrsquos house I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than my report card thatrsquos in the desk drawer

Submitted by Brenda Beamish Moncton NB

Productive Salesmanship ndash A Little Johnny Joke

The kids filed back into class Monday morning They were very excited

Their weekend assignment was to sell something

then give a talk on productive salesmanship

Little Mary led off ldquoI sold girl scout cookies and I made $30rdquo she said proudly ldquoMy sales approach was to appeal to the customerrsquos civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious successrdquo

ldquoVery goodrdquo said the teacher

Little Sally was next ldquoI sold magazinesrdquo she said ldquoI made $45 and

I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them abreast of current eventsrdquo

ldquoVery good Sallyrdquo said the teacher

Eventually it was Little Johnnyrsquos turn

Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacherrsquos deskrdquo$2467rdquo he said

ldquo$2467rdquo cried the teacher ldquoWhat in the world were you sellingrdquo

ldquoTooth brushesrdquo said Little Johnny

ldquoTooth brushesrdquo echoed the teacher ldquoHow could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much moneyrdquo

ldquoI found the busiest corner in townrdquo said Little Johnny ldquoI set up a Dip amp Chip stand I gave everybody who walked by a sample

They all said the same thing

Hey this tastes like shit

Then I would sayrdquo It is shitrdquo

Wanna buy a toothbrushrdquo

Submitted by Dave Evens Chilliwack BC

Continued from Previous Page

Men have two emotions Hungry and Horny If you see him without an erection make him a sandwich

Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events

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Boy calls 911 Hello I need your help

911 Alright What is it

Boy Two girls are fighting over me

911 So whatrsquos your emergency

Boy The ugly one is winning

AB Events

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The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

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Facing noise bylaws that single out motorcycles

Contact MODEL for assistance no matter what province in

Canada you live in wwwmodeledmontoncom

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Calgary 1-877-230-0091Braithwaite Boyle Centre1701 Centre Street N

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Proud sponsors of

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The Canadian Paraplegic Association

Someone stole all my credit cards but I wonrsquot be

reporting it Thethief spends less than my wife did

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Get your event information to us - we cannot promote what we donrsquot have

an informed community is a strong communityeventsbeltdrivebettycom

AB Events

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Phone (780) 955-2336wwwblackjacksroadhousecom

TEXTING CODES FOR SENIOR CITIZENS AS FOLLOWS

ATD - At the Doctorrsquos

BFF - Best Friendrsquos Funeral

BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth [this one is very hilarious]

CBM - Covered by Medicare

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Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

AB Events

Upcoming ab EventsAll Events

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When We RideTalk with a group of riders and yoursquoll soon realize that the reasons we choose to ride a motorcycle are very different for each and every one of us The riding community in Saskatchewan is made up of a very diverse and broad group of people Many of us ride alone or with a few friends never joining or belonging to a club organization or group We simply plate our motorcycles and ride every chance we get

In 2013 there were 27439 motorcycles registered (at some part of the riding season by either plates

or permits) These motorcycles were registered in 626 different locations We are literally spread ALL OVER this province

All of us do share 4 common things1 the roads we ride on2 the traffic we ride with3 the reality that we all have zero control over

what another driver rider is going to do when in traffic on the highway in a parking lot or basically anywhere

4 that we need to be aware alert and riding for any and all situations at all times

It does not matter how long yoursquove been riding the type of motorcycle you are riding your age the others you may be riding with the length of your hair how cool your jacket is the type of gear to choose to (or not to) wear and on and on and on

The only thing that matters is how much you are paying attention when you are riding and that you are riding to your own personal ability as a rider

In Saskatchewan the top major reasons a motorcyclist uses when an accident does occur are

1 Inattention - yeshellipmotorcyclists use this as a reason when they have an accident

2 Road condition excessive loose gravel ndash ride for the conditions of the road you seeing in front of you and that you are on Loose gravel and dirt on the road surface is a huge problem all year roundhellipnot just till the roads are cleaned in the Cities

3 Driver inexperience confusion ndash there are a lot of new riders out there and riders who are returning to their motorcycles after many years This has nothing to do with the age of a rider

4 Wild life (animals) ndash yes we do a lot of riding where there is wild life

5 Careless Driving Stunting ndash going too fast passing improperly following too closely etc

This information was taken from a Causation Study done from 2007 ndash 2012 by Traffic Safety Services ndash SGI

So when you get on your motorcycle for the first time this seasonhellipand every time you ride Please rememberhellip

bull ride like you will never be given the right of way

bull ride like you are never seenbull watch the conditions of the road you

are riding on at all timesBe defensive alert aware and always on guard

Rhonda CwynarPresident RAGERiders Against Government Exploitation

RAGE - SK Events

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B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONrsquoT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF ALL MY FRIENDS ARE MAD BECAUSE THEY THINK I AM

SHOUTING AT THEM OVER INTERNET PLEASE HELP

We always hold hands If I let go she shops

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Special thanks to Sven Bernard of Johnny Pag Motorcycles of Canada for donating the bike that the

Canadian Legion of Riders in North Battleford Saskatchewan won

They are raffling it off to raise funds for their projects

Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle

NAME

ADDRESS

PHONE

1st Prize Custom Painted Johnny Pag Motorcycle valued at $8500 supplied by Johnny Pag Motorcycles of Canada amp Belt Drive Betty WC Distributing 1-780-881-56782nd Prize Autographed Andrew Albers Minnesota Twins Jersey3rd Prize Autographed Bobby Hull Chicago Black Hawks Jersey Proceeds to Veteran related charities

Canadian Legion of Riders Charity RaffleDraw July 13 2014 at Rockinrsquo the Rink Meota SK at Midnight

Lottery Licence RR13-0504

Tickets $5 each

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Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List

Saskatchewan Ride for SightElbow Arena and Fairgrounds

Save the Date June 20 - 22 2014

Pondarosa MH amp RV ParkLocated on Trans Canada Highway

east side of Swift Current SK Ph (306) 773-5000

Open all year

RV and Tenting sites creekside ~Full or Partial Hook-ups BathroomsShowers ~ Laundry Facilities ~ Internet

CAA Approved

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FreedomIt is a hard concept to really truly wrap your mind around We here in the west are quick to pound our chest and proclaim that we are the proud and free The sad thing is freedom is a mirage lingering on the horizon For many of us we work an honest day work ride our bikes in the mean time we complain about politics to our friends but we never really do anything about it other than some grumbles We could be plopped down in any part of the world and our lives would change very little That is not freedom - only the allusion of freedom

As we sit idly by watching our police forces militarize we blindly seek out more rules more regulations Irsquom not sure what the tipping point was what had caused us to shift our focus from freedom true freedom to regulation I do remember growing up in the seventies We didnrsquot have clasps and locks on the cabinets our mothers never absently minded left us in the kitchen by ourselves When I was bad in school I was sent to the Principalrsquos office and was punished by a leather strap across my behind (I still donrsquot swear)

Trying out for sport teams was a try out Not everyone made the team The ones that didnrsquot spent the year shooting pucks into pails snagging baseballs rolling off of roofs until we were good enough to make the team the next year We had winners and losers and even in the playground

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

Continued Next Page

-bad Uncle Monkey

bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events

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when the next goal won each and every one of us knew exactly what the score was and who the real winner was It drove us to be better Sports were not for everyone though Those that didnrsquot excel on the field read books created art Of my friends growing up some went on to play in the NHL my cousin is a mover and shaker in Silicon Valley designing and programming many of the things we use today Others became mechanics and plumbers-the blue collar workers who keep this world running Yet others became doctors and lawyers others became successful actors and musicians teachers and mothers But somewhere someone decide to level the playing field that we were all special little stars Everyone made the team everyone got a medal That it wasnrsquot fair that someone would succeed where others couldnrsquot That parenting should fall on someone elsersquos shoulder - daycares teachers the government Society forgot that it was suppose to be harder for the asthma kid with the deformed leg to play sports Society forgot that those disadvantaged who truly wanted and worked hard still found success We threw away personal responsibility personal accountability If a person backs over a kid in their driveway its not because they are a bad driver

not because they are a bad parent not because they were not paying attention - it is because the company didnrsquot put sensors on the back of the car If a kid shoots up a school its not because of mental illness not because of bad parenting or teaching

- its because the government didnrsquot take away our guns (Considering the recent rash of stabbings in schools and malls it is obvious that person will use any and all things) Each of these small steps was on our freedom pushing it a little farther down into the dirt Our last freedom is freedom of speech that Irsquom allowed to speak my mind here Freedom as long as Irsquom mindful of sponsors event organizersWhen will we regain our freedom Should we regain our freedom Read K Randall Ballrsquos Sam Chopper Orwell to find out what will happen if we donrsquot

-bad Uncle Monkey

E K D M Q T V M Y M B M M G I S M T S O Y E M N T E I E E Q Z X E E A E O O B R I A H N P N I J R A N C L D G B C C A C H S B A C I T D I L U E I M S H I I E T A G S R I D E N D G M U T A M D T R I E K C N R N M E R I D E N U N L U L O A E E H M M C E M N R G A E O U G N M M P S Z R O M E A I M F M V M C M E N S T R U A L R R R A N K E Y H N M H I V V W O P E O X N C R A N S F A A S B M Z M Y R M J S U Y A E L L D A E T S E R E M E M T M M S E M E M O R I A L I Z E M L E E W Z X C A E M E N A C I N G U R N A I L E H P O T S I H P E M C A A O R M E R I T E D X N E L U I C G H O R T Q X S A Y L E R E M T I E Z M Q M E K V R R W V Z B D N O R C E W S I T I H P E M L B N E U Y P M S H R E T I R O M E M X M S

MEMORANDUMBOOKMEMORIALISTMEMORIALIZEMEMORIALSMEMORITERMEMORIZEMEMSAHIBMENACINGMENAGEMENAGERYMENDICANCYMENDICANTMENDICATEMENDICITYMENSES

MENSTRUALMENSTRUUMMENTICULTUREMEPHISTOPHELIANMEPHITICMEPHITISMERACIOUSMERCATUREMERCHANGMANMERELLESMERELYMERESTEADMERFOLKMERGEDMERITED

Continued from Previous Page

bad Uncle Monkey - Word Search Belt Drive BettyrsquosWordsearchR R

How come we put a man on the moon before realizing it would be a good idea to put

wheels on suitcases

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SK News Events

Dare to KnowWhat your body

needs to heal itself

The BodyTalk Systemwith Practitioner Bev Groot

To book an appointment or find out more about the BodyTalk System call

3069815686

Upcoming SK EventsAll Events

Select arrows to view events

You might be a redneck if yoursquove been married 3 times and you still have the

same in laws

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My mother taught me about TIME TRAVELldquoIf you donrsquot straighten up Irsquom going to knock you into the middle of next weekrdquo

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The Grande Prairie Toys for Tots season opener

by Belt Drive Betty

Our local Grande Prairie Toys for Tots group hosts a number of events all riding seasonThe first of those events was their annual swap meet which was held at the Army Navy Air Force Club on Saturday May 10thThere was great participation from the business community with vendors like Bear Biker Wear coming all the way from Bonnyville and Bentleyrsquos from Crestomere in central Alberta adding to the local vendorsA couple of the riding clubs were on hand and I got to interview Manimal of the Chozen Breed and Barb from the Iron Sirens ndash two great local riding clubs that are growing here in Grande Prairie

in search of

lost indians

Pages 1 - 8by Ken Aiken

Continued Next Page

Bentleys Motosicle Pain Tin

Contents

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener

35-37 The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener38-39 Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful40-44 ON News Events45-48 ON Events49-50 Sport - News Events51 Sports Events52 Website Tip of the Week53 Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events54-56 ON Events57 ON Events - Classified AD of the Week58-60 Support Our Troops61 QC Events62 Moto Moncton NB Events63 NB Events64 NB News Events65 WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events66-68 NS Events69-70 NL Events

Irsquove been in love with the same woman or 49 years If my wife ever

finds out shersquoll kill me

RR

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I also got some time with Jamie the new president of Toys for Tots and Seth the new vice presidentThese two along with the rest of the board and volunteers did a great job of organizing the event and by the looks of things they are on to a

ragingly successful season They have a ton of events planned to support our local kidsOther vendors included Uncle Buckrsquos ndash they make the BEST beef jerky around this part of the country and members of the Grandview Hutterite colony were out with some amazing gloves both gauntlets and working gloves The quality of the tanning dying and stitching is utterly fabulous Righteous Cycles was the only local bike shop on hand but they had lots to offerA wide variety of parts were on hand for almost

every brand of motorcycle out there and there were some jewelry and clothing vendors on hand as wellThere were only two vacant tables The traffic was good and the ANAVETS club did a brisk business selling breakfast and later lunchThe one thing I love about these season opener events is that a person gets to see people that

Continued from Previous Page

Continued Next Page

Chozen Breed Booth

Bear and Penny Bear and his bride Penny

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Continued from Previous Pagehave been in hibernation all winter Heck I saw people that I havenrsquot seen in two and three years and it was fantasticOur local Toys for Tots does amazing work in our community and they deserve the support of every dealer and rider in the region Their next event is the Kneez in the Breeze run on May 24th Check out their poster and if you can consider attending

it I know that I had a blast last yearI myself have to be at my Defense Fund Poker Run in Nisku at Blackjacks but if you are in Grande Prairie and area and are looking for a great group to ride and share the day with you wonrsquot find much finer that the guys and gals of Grande Prairie Toys for Tots

- BDB

Righteous Cycles

Righteous Cycles

Randy Cholach and sister Patty

Iron Sirens Booth

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Itrsquos a beautiful day and you feel like going for a ride on your ATV UTV or motorcycle On the trails along the roads and waterways or on the edge of the woods there are sometimes toxic plants that are dangerous to our health Poison Ivy is more common but others are not as well known such as Giant Hogweed To help you identify them when you make stops during these rides let me show in this article three toxic plants that you may come acrossGiant HogweedShort story Originating in the Caucasus it was probably introduced to North America as an ornamental plant It has since taken root and become widespread in many European countries as well as Australia New Zealand the United States and Canada In Quebec it is considered to be an invasive alien plantDescription It can measure 2 to 5 metres high and 30 centimetres to 1 metre after mowing or cutting Its stem is robust covered in white hairs and raspberry red to purple spots spread out and well defined The leaves can reach up to 15 metres

wide by 3 metres longToxic part Its sap (a colourless odourless liquid secreted by all parts of the plant)Effects Contact with the sap followed by exposure to the sun is odourless but can produce dermatitis up to 48 hours after exposure This is characterized by redness of the skin and swelling blisters or even skin lesions at times serious resembling first or second-degree burnsPlaces Disturbed wetlands (along waterways

ditches roads etc)Take note After the wounds heal brown or white spots can linger for many months or even years on the affected areas and they can remain sensitive to the lightCanadian provinces where it is found British Columbia Ontario Quebec New BrunswickSources Deacutevelopppement durable Environnement Faune et Parcs du gouvernement du Queacutebec Santeacute et services sociaux du Queacutebec (French version only) Espace pour la vie de MontreacutealWild ParsnipDescription The flowers have light yellow-green umbels The first year the plant generally presents a low rosette of fusiform leaves while the roots are developing and flowers in the second year on a long stem before dying

Continued Next Page

V I S I T U S A T

W W W K I M P E X N E W S C O MW W W K I M P E X C O M

Hog Weed

Wild Parsnip

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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Toxic part Its sapEffects Like the Giant Hogweed its sap contains chemical products which on human skin can cause reactions similar to serious burns rashes or blistersPlaces Disturbed environments (abandoned yards open fields alongside roads etc)Take note The plantrsquos chemical composition is known to reduce weight gain and decrease fertility in cattle that eat itCanadian provinces where it is found In all provinces and territories with the exception of NunavutSources Canadian Biodiversity Information Facility from Governement of Canada Ministry of Natural Resources from Governement of OntarioPoison IvyDescription A woody perennial plant with creeping climbing or bushy glossy leaves

Toxic part Its sap contains a toxic resin (present in all parts of the plant except the pollen) Any contact with a broken part of the plant a contaminated object or an animal runs the risk of provoking a reaction The seriousness of the reaction depends on individual sensitivity the amount of sap in contact with the skin and exposed areas of the body

Effects A rash manifested by intense itching and redness Swelling and blisters can also be seen all usually between 24 to 48 hours after contact

Places River banks clearings the edge of the woods along roads etc

Take note Inhalation of smoke coming from burning Poison Ivy plants provokes an extremely painful eruption of the lining of the lungs which can lead to respiratory problems and even death

Canadian provinces where it is found In all provinces with the exception of Newfoundland-Labrador

Sources Governement of Canada Health Espace pour la vie Montreacuteal

Continued from Previous Page

Poison Ivy

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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On May 7th the official Road Captain was announced for the 4th Annual Bob Probert Ride This yearrsquos honourary grand marshal is the beautifully talented Emmy Award nominated Jacqueline MacInnes

Wood Thatrsquos right our very own hometown Canadian actress disc jockey singer television host and skilled motorcycle rider will lead the estimated 1100 motorcycles on June 22nd from Thunder Road Harley-Davidson Born in Windsor Ontario she is best known for her role as Steffy Forrester on the long-running American soap opera The Bold and the Beautiful She is also the younger sister to Dani Probert the Event Co-Chair for the Bob Probert RideFor the past four years riders in vests leather boots and blue jeans revved their

engines honouring the late hockey player Bob Probert while benefitting cardiac care at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Itrsquos a fitting tribute given that Bob was a Harley-Davidson enthusiast himself and also loved participating in charity ridesJacqueline now joins the small list of past

Continued Next Page

Mike Bechard

2014 Bob Probert Ride Media LaunchON News Events

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road captains such as former hockey players and Bobrsquos teammates Tony Amonte Sheldon Kennedy and Chris Chelios All of whom led a brigade of motorcycles following a scenic routearound Windsor and Essex County riding along the water and through the county settings showcasing the arearsquos beautyThe route has planned stops in Amherstburg Colchester Belle River and the Riverside Sportsmenrsquos Club mdashthe final stop Each stop is unique and gives the riders an opportunity to get something to eat and drink while a chance to win some awesome prizes like autographed Original Six jerseysBob Probert was a local hockey icon and an enforcer who played in the National Hockey League

Continued from Previous Page

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ON News Events

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for 16 seasons with the Detroit Red Wings and the Chicago Blackhawks He passed away in 2010 after suffering a heart attack while on his boat out on Lake St Clair Dani Probert Bobrsquos widow has been organizing the memorial ride since its inception in 2011 That year was especially significant because

it was the first year that she was actually able to process the overwhelming amount of supportIn the last three years motorcyclists werenrsquot the only ones who turned out for the memorial ridemdashthousands of spectators stood at the side of the road to cheer the riders on at the different stops All participants of the Bob Probert Ride have risen over $300000 to fund the expansion of the cardiac care unit at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Windsor unfortunately has one of the highest rates of cardiac emergencies in Canada and there is not enough room to meet the demands As a result routine procedures are often rescheduled to make way for emergency cases Dani Probert and the hospital boardrsquos ultimate goal are to make the unit open 247 and have two beds available for angioplasty instead of just oneItrsquos hard to put into words how the communityrsquos support has helped Dani and her four children Brogan Tierney Jack and Declyn after such an immense loss In addition the family looks forward to this yearrsquos ride being even bigger with riders from

all over including Michigan paying homage to their father ldquoThe Enforcerrdquo Bob ProbertThe date for the 2014 Bob Probert Ride is June 22nd and all up-to-date information can be found on the website wwwprobertridecomRide safe ride freeMike ldquoChopperrdquo Bechard

Continued from Previous Page

ON News Events

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The 2014 ldquoRide for MSrdquo now in its 6th year is on Sunday September 21 2014 Shar Good Event Organizer recounts ldquoIt has been a learning experience receiving the help of Mike Bechard of the Lone Wolf Clubhouse back in the beginning to bring to life my dream of an event such as this since my diagnosis of Multiple

Sclerosis in 1985 I wanted to make a difference and help in any way I couldrdquo Good explains ldquoMultiple Sclerosis is the most commonly diagnosed neurological disease found in individuals between the ages of 15 to 40mdashthis area of Southwestern Ontario has a high number of affected people Reports from local neurologists tell us that approximately 700 to 800 citizens in our area have been diagnosedGood went on to say ldquoAll motorcycle riders are welcome to participate in the Ride for MS poker run to benefit the Windsor-Essex County Chapter of the MS Society of Canada This great ride starts and ends with a full course family style dinner at the Columbus Center of South Windsor 2014 Columbus Drive in Windsor Registration begins at 900AM and will run until 1030AM Registration Fees are as follows Rider $30 (FREE with $100 in Pledges) Passenger $20 (Free with $100 in Pledges) Participants are encouraged to collect pledges to receive pledge awards that start at $200 with Gas Cards awarded for pledges starting at $250 The Pledge Award Tier is provided on the pledge sheet available for download at wwwlonewolfclubhousecom and wwwmssocietycachaptersessexcommunityhtm The first stop of the poker run will be The Leaf in Windsor where you are welcome to have a full breakfast from the menu followed by stops at The

Sandbar Waterfront Grill (providing lunch specials) Birdiersquos Perch out in Leamington (providing FREE bottled water) the Pelee Island Winery in Kingsville (providing FREE wine tasting) Crabby Joersquos in Essex with the last optional stop being at Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery where you will receive a 6th optional card for your poker handrdquo Shar goes on to explain the 6th poker stop is optional giving you an extra chance to get either the Best or Worst Poker Hand of the day and win a prize for each Six stops in total are allocated along the 100 mile route Itrsquos so much fun itrsquos wonderful to be able to host a fundraiser that puts a smile on everyonersquos facerdquo Once back at the Columbus Center of S Windsor there is a family style dinner and an opportunity to participate in a 5050 Draw a Chinese Auction and a Gift Certificate Grab Bag There are Door Prizes for the ride participants using their Free Door Prize ticket they received upon Registration Good goes on to welcome non-riders as there are DINNER ONLY TICKETS available for $25 each and when purchasing in a set of 2 tickets a tax receipt for $20 will be issued Shar reiterates ldquoBikers Sponsors Volunteers amp Contributors to the event make it happen We have been blessed in the past and again this year with this event being sponsored by DIAMOND SPONSORSHIPS Biz X The Leaf Families First amp Leather King and RUBY SPONSORSHIPS UNIFOR Local 444 Robinson Motorcycle Avon Canada Fran Sales CrsquoEst Bon Lone Wolf Clubhouse Comfort Inn Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery Pelee Island Winery Sandbar Waterfront Grill Steversquos Auto Shine Birdiersquos Perch Canadian Tire (Tecumseh Rd E Windsor) Molson Coors and Belt Drive Betty The contributions of businesses in our community of door prizes and auction items add personality to the event

Good is happy to report ldquoTo date the Ride for MS has raised $33900 that has been used in assisting those with MS to subsidize the purchase of much needed assisted that enhance the quality of their

Continued Next Page

ON News Events

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Continued from Previous Page

livesrdquo As Event Planner amp Creator Good observes first hand how the money raised facilitates those living with multiple sclerosis Having MS herself she works with the Windsor-Essex County Chapter as a past board member aiding their membership almost on a daily basis Good reflects on her past involvement with the society and what she learned ldquoI was amazed with how much the special equipment cost and was surprised with the amounts that were not covered The depths that the society had to go through to make sure people with MS got

the equipment they needed when they needed it amazed merdquo This is where the Ride for MS and the funds raised from this event come into play ldquoThe society informs the participant of this event annually at the dinner as to how the funds raised were used which is importantrdquo says Good ldquothe feeling you get when a recipient of these funds find out you are a participant of the event that helped them obtain a piece of equipment gives you a hug and says thank you is surrealrdquoJoin us on Sunday September 21st and make someonersquos wish for a better quality of life become a reality For more information you may contact Shar at (519) 798-3858 or by email at shar54xplornetca SUBJECT Ride for MS

ON News Events

Whatever you do in life always give 100 Unless yoursquore

donating blood

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Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Grand Bendrsquos ldquoVintage Bike DaysrdquoThis years Annual ldquoShow amp Shinerdquo event will be held in Grand Bend and takes place on Sunday July 20 2014 from 1000am until around 1pm right on Grand Bendrsquos Main Street (exact location will be announced soon)Again this year there is no registration fee no official judging no vendors and itrsquos NOT a swap-meet but there will be a group ride from Main Street to the Grand Bend MOTORPLEX Raceway

to enjoy the Vintage Road Racing Associations ldquoSUMMER CLASSICrdquo EventVintage related club and group displays are encouragedJust show up and proudly show off your scooters and motorcycles All makes and models of Vintage amp Classic bikes are most welcomeFind us on Facebook httpwwwfacebookcompagesGrand-Bends-Vintage-Bike-Days204561802964090sk=wallampapp_data

HHR RouteDetails are here We are assembling in front of the HQ building at CFB Trenton with the ride departing at 1145 Due to some issues related to our permit that could not be resolved in the short time remaining before our Ride we in the interest in safety and the show must go on have decided to move our Rally to the Whitby Entertainment Centrum This is where the ride will end It is the same location as our assembly last yearJoin us as we welcome home our HEROES as the mission has ended in Afghanistan for our Canadian ForcesHope to see many of you there

ON Events

2930 Haldimand Road 20 Cayuga1st Annual Autism Rodeo amp Family Day Charity Event to raise funds for Autism

11am-5pm Family Time bull Live bands ~ TBAbull Kids Gamesbull Face Paintingbull Free BBQ amp Drink with admission

5pm-2am Adults ONLY~Rodeo Timebull Motorcycle Gamesbull Show N Shine bull Pig Roastbull Live Bands ~ TBAbull Beer Kegs

Overnight Camping (Adults Only) Sponsors

raquo Motorcycle Enhancements raquo Tattz AndCompany raquo Black widow paintball amp Airsoftl raquo Mainway Sports raquo Action Auto raquo Paula Manto Swick Registered Disability

Savings Plan Rep raquo CrazeePaint Airbrushing

VendorsTattz AndCompanyBlack widow Paintball amp AirsoftPaula Manto Swick Registered Disability Savings Plan Rep

All proceeds go to Autism Awarenes

Autism Rodeo amp Family Day - August 2nd 2014

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ON Events

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ON Events

Why a round pizza gets delivered in a square box

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ON Events

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ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo Winner of Combined SOAR and RACE Events Get CSBK National Support (csbkca)This Ontario motorcycle roadracing season sanctioning groups SOAR and RACE are working together with a pair of Series race

weekends SOAR is hosting the RACE group at Grand Bend Raceway on June 13-15 while RACE returns the favor by hosting SOAR racers at Shannonville Motorsport Park June 27-29 As part of this co-promotion Dunlop racing tire distributor Pro 6 Cycle and the National Mopar CSBK organizing group have also joined up to provide a special bonus for Amateur Sport Bike

Continued Next Page

Dunlop Amateur Showdown winner to get National support

Sports - News Events

ADULTA person who has stopped

growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle

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Continued from Previous Page

class (approx 600cc) competitors A two round points-paying Series will recognize the appropriate Sport Bike-type class races at the SOAR and RACE-hosted events determining the top rising star in that category The racer who achieves the best combined result from the two race ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo will receive a competition award sponsoring their entry for the final Amateur Sport Bike Mopar CSBK National rounds at Canadian Tire Motorsport Park August 15-17Dunlop distributor Pro 6 Cycle and CSBK will supply competitor entry and racing tires to the winner of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo for the

CTMP National weekend The entry will include both Saturday and Sunday Amateur Sport Bike double header rounds with the successful Amateur competitor receiving a maximum of six Dunlop DOT-type class appropriate racing tires for use during the three day eventThe winning competitor must not have held a Pro motorcycle roadracing License nor can they have competed in more than two previous National races SOAR and RACE organizers will be the final judges of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo and ensure that all competitors respect the structure and spirit of the bonus competitionFor more information please check the SOAR (soaracingca) and RACE Events (Shannonvillecom) official web sites

Sports - News Events

DatesMay 16thJune 20thJuly 25thAugust 15thSeptember 12th

Registration opens at 5pm on the day of the event followed by racing at 7pm All racers must havevalid motorcycle drivers licensefull faced Snell 05 approved helmetgauntlet style leather glovesleather jacketleather bootscompetitors exceeding 120 mph will be required to wear full leathersMotorcycles must be in good working order and will be required to pass tech inspection prior to their first pass CLICK HERE for additional information on the Mission Raceway Park and their street legal Friday night races

2014 CMDRA Bracket Racing at Mission Raceway

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Sports Events

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

THE 27th

THREE DAY

May 171819 ndash 2014 ndash at Scotch Creek

All usual Classes ndash Entry $25 per day - $10 Vintage - Kids free

The Old Guy in 1971

Dean Seaman 2014

171819 ndash 2014 ndash171819 ndash 2014 ndash

This year the event will enter a new era with a two day Modern Trial

Total results will count for the overall Championship

Round 2 in Rocky Mountain House ABRound 3 in Ymir BC

We also have planned a Kids Trialon the Saturday night for

Both Electric and engine powered bikes Camping is good with Porta -Potties on site

Call for details of Motels etc

Phone Outlaw Dave for further info (250) 545-6139Directions - Follow the road to Scotch Creek from Hiway one West of Sorrento Then turn left

At Leopold road at the top of the hill after you leave town (Tire sign on left) red arrows from that point

A big thanks to the land owners for the use of this fantastic area

Modern Trial - Saturday amp Sunday - Vintage Monday Start time 10am all three days

13 13 13 13 13 13

For13 Immediate13 Release13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 May13 813 201413 13 CMDRA13 Announces13 Revised13 201413 Schedule13 13 The13 Canadian13 Motorcycle13 Drag13 Racing13 Association13 is13 releasing13 details13 of13 their13 updated13 201413 schedule13 The13 six13 race13 series13 which13 includes13 events13 in13 British13 Columbia13 Alberta13 and13 Ontario13 required13 revision13 following13 the13 unexpected13 announcement13 of13 the13 suspension13 of13 operations13 at13 one13 of13 the13 venues13 included13 in13 the13 original13 schedule13 13

Revised13 201413 Schedule13 June13 141513 13 Grand13 Bend13 Motorplex13 Grand13 Bend13 ON13 June13 2213 (113 day13 event)13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 July13 121313 13 13 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13 August13 232413 13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 Fort13 St13 John13 BC13 September13 6713 13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 September13 272813 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13

13

13 13

13 CMDRA13 Executive13 Director13 Kevin13 Shupac13 commented13 ldquoThe13 CMDRA13 is13 sincerely13 thankful13 for13 the13 support13 the13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 and13 Castrol13 Raceway13 and13 all13 of13 the13 tracks13 the13 CMDRA13 will13 visit13 in13 201413 We13 would13 also13 like13 to13 thank13 our13 members13 for13 their13 patience13 during13 the13 past13 four13 weeksrdquo13 13 13

13 13

infocmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 13 wwwcmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 1877580900813 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 TwitterCMDRA201413 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 Facebook13 CMDRA13

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR After your hands become coated with

grease your nose will begin to itch

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Did you know that BeltDriveBettycom has the most comprehensive database of Canadian Riding Clubs on the on the internet Wersquove revamped our Riding Club directory and wersquod like to know what you think Itrsquos indexed by Province and by Type of Riding Club for easy browsing

bull Brand Specificbull Cruising and Touringbull Military bull Lifestylebull Occupation-Relatedbull Rider Rights and Freedomsbull Vintagebull Sportsbull Womenrsquos Riding Clubsbull Motorcycle Ministries

httpwwwbeltdrivebettycomcommunityriding-clubs

TIP OF THE WEEK RIDING CLUBS section REVAMPED

on Facebook has photo albums for each province and month filled with tons of events

httpwwwfacebookcomCanadianMotorcycleEventsphotos_albums

Visit our page and go to the photos link once there click on albums to find the Province and month you are interested in

You can also use our national calendars at wwwcanadianmotorcycleeventscom - filled with even more event information you can sort them right down to only one province and they are highly shareable

Our CANADIAN MOTORCYCLE EVENTS

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

ldquoIf yoursquore going to kill each other do it outside I just finished cleaningrdquo

Website Tip of the Week

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Tides roll in and tides roll out

There arenrsquot too many things in life that are predictable but ocean tides are one of them

Our family just returned from a short vacation on a Vancouver Island beach and I found the tides fascinating

Incoming tides covered the beach and at high tide you could literally see all the sandcastles wood forts and creations literally disappear under the water never to be seen again

The outgoing tides revealed a clean fresh canvas and some sea-life caught in the tidal pools left behind or laying helplessly on the beach Seagulls swooped down to shell covered areas of the beach in search of oysters that had been stranded on the half kilometer sandy beach as the eagles hovered above looking for their next snack

I could not help but think about the lsquoTides of Lifersquo where we know that until our number comes up and we face eternal judgment each day the sun will come up we will spend time with those people whom we love (family friends) and with people whom we would most likely prefer not to be spending time with (school work) and we will experience all the good and not so good that the

tides of life bring our way Night will come and in the morning we will repeat the cycle all over again

As a born-again believer I felt the tide analogy was an appropriate one The ocean washes away everything left on the beach and when we ask Christ for the forgiveness of our sins he literally washes them away Check out this verse from ldquoOur Ownerrsquos Manual for Liferdquo found in Psalm 103 verse 12 ldquoHe has removed our sins as far from us as the east is from the westrdquo

Our biker church exists to take the ldquoGood Newsrdquo and the ldquoSalvation Messagerdquo to un-churched bikers here on the West Coast In fact our prayer is that the Holy Spirit would become like a raging wildfire touching the hearts and lives of bikers resulting in an assurance of eternity with our Jesus in heaven and a life on this earth that takes on new meaning and purpose

If you think riding your scoot along a seaside highway on a hot summerrsquos day is something special just wait until you do it when Jesus Christ is at the controls of your lifehellip there is no greater lsquohighrsquo and bigger lsquorushrsquo than this All it takes is a few short words ask Jesus to forgive you for your sins tell him you that you want him to be Lord of your life Follow this up with prayer and bible reading and oh yeahhellip believe that he does in fact lsquohave your backrsquo in this life

Ride safe Ride true

Pastor Chuck

Canadian Riders Support Program Network

By joining the Canadian Riders Support Program you volunteer to provide assistance to broken down riders in your area This assistance may include providing information about nearby repair shops towing accommodations making phone calls providing directions etc While some Canadian Riders have expressed that they would be able to provide help with tools wrenching towing and even temporary accommodations the level of assistance you may provide is totally up to you as you feel comfortable and safe to do soLetrsquos face it most of us have been there away from home and broke down by the side of the road Canadian Rider Members are also listed in Belt Drive Bettyrsquos Little Black Book a resource directory currently carried in the saddlebags of thousands of Canadian Riders As a ldquoThank Yourdquo from Belt Drive Betty Canadian Riders Support Network Members receive The Busted Knuckle Chronicles E-Subscription free of charge

Come join us at httpwwwcanadianridersca

Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events

Pastor Chuck

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G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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ON - Events

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ON News - ON Events

If everything seems to be going well you have obviously

overlooked something

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Classified Ad of the Week

2002 Tiny Mite Cargo Trailer

Stock CTRL0033 Colour Blue Features Very clean trailer in excellent condition tons of storage good quality cargo trailer at a good price

Price $ 2495 CAD NO GST

Contact

Trike Zone

(780) 389-3344

Mulhurst Bay AB

Email edwardtrikezonecom

ON Events - Classified AD of the Week

Upcoming ON EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

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Join Veterans Law Enforement First Responders and their supporters from both Canada and the US on this overnight cross border ride to Wenatchee Washington June 7th 2014Check out httpcanamveteransrideweeblycom for details laquoHalf The Fun is Getting Thereraquo

Support Our Troops

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Support Our Troops

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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Support Our Troops

Upcoming SOT EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

Are you a veteran who owns a businessWould you like to promote your products or services but find advertising expensive

Get 50 off your first 6 months of advertisingContact Belt Drive Betty to find out about the

Veteranrsquos Business Starter Programbdbettygmailcom

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Tee Shirts Patches amp More in the BDB Store

We appreciate your support

wwwbdbstorecom

QC EVENTS

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What did the elephant say to the naked man How do you breathe through that

tiny thing

Ah lsquoFridayrsquo my second favorite F-word

August 7 - 10 2014 - In the Heart of Downtown MonctonThe MotoMoncton Festival was first launched in August of 2011 with motorcyclists from near and taking over Monctonrsquos downtown core This three-day event featured motorcycle stunt shows a burnout competition group rides throughout Southeastern New Brunswick a bike cruise through Moncton live entertainment on Main Street and much moreIn 2012 the City of Moncton was pleased to host another weekend of motorcycle madness in downtown Moncton and to welcome bikers from across the region and across the country as the city hosted both MotoMoncton and the 17th Canadian National Harley Owners Group Rally Moncton was honoured to be chosen as host city for this national event and together with MotoMoncton the HOG Rally proved to be yet another exciting motorcycle weekend in the cityThis past August 2013 MotoMoncton organizers were yet again pleased to host another successful weekend of exciting activity with thousands visiting the festival grounds throughout the weekend

The festival an initiative of the City of Moncton is made possible by the support of various partners including Downtown Moncton Centre-Ville Inc various local motorcycle dealers and clubs and other community partners

For more information and sponsorship enquiries please contact 506-383-7020 506-877-7700 of by Email infomotomonctoncaOr visit motomonctonca

MOTO MONCTON NB EVENTS

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What are three words a woman never wants to hear when shersquos making love ldquoHoney Irsquom homerdquo

NB EVENTS

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club would be very pleased if you would help support our up coming charity event in support of the DECH Childrenrsquos Ward

This year our Toy Ride takes place June 14th 2014 We are celebrating our 30th Ride Register early to receive a limited Edition 30th Anniversary Shirt

Registration forms online at

httpfrederictonmotorcycleclubcaHomephp

The ride begins at the parking lot of the Canadian Tire Two Nations Crossing (North Side) On site registration between 930 am amp 1045 am Ride begins at 11 am sharp

The Motorcyclist will enjoy a scenic country ride via Nashwack Bridge to Stanley At the Stanley school there will be a barbeque Show-N-Shine 5050 draw silent auction etc

The group will return via the Royal Road ending up at the DECH for the presentations of the Toys and monies raised to the Child Life Unit of the DECH

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club has been the most consistent supporter of the DECH Childrenrsquos Life Unit since 1985 All of the funds raised and Toys collected go to the hospitalized Children

Please share this email with all your friends Help us Brighten A Childrsquos Stay

Fredricton Motorcycle Club Toy Ride

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Where Royal Canadian Legion Branch 350 Port DalhousieWhen Saturday 7 June Blessing starts 11am followed by the Show and Shine

Show and Shine Entry fee $1000

11 trophies up for grabsbull Best in Show 1st 2nd 3rd placebull Best cruiser 1st amp 2nd placebull Best touring 1st and 2nd placebull Best sport bike 1st amp 2nd placebull Best sport touring 1st amp 2nd place

BBQ burgers and sausage on a bun for sale 5050 draw coffee and donutsAll proceeds to support the Royal Canadian Legion Port DalhousieI challenge all Bike clubs in the Niagara area to attend this wonderful event Hosted by the Working Stiffs Riding ClubCanadian Legion Branch 350 Located at 600 Ontario St St Catharines ON L2N 7P8 (Known as Port Dalhousie ) 905-934-1261 Please use Joe Caruso as a contact andor myself Joes email address is kawasaki07bellnet andor faronleonardhotmailcom Thank You look forward to meeting some day

Blessing of the Motorbikersquos and Show and Shine

NB News Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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Actor WisdomThere are four questions of value in lifehellip What is sacred Of what is the spirit made What is worth living for and what is worth dying for The answer to each is the same Only love~ Johnny Depp

Polymath WisdomBelieve none of what you hear and half of what you see- Benjamin Franklin

Spiritual Leader WisdomHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else yoursquore the one who gets burned ~ Buddha

Educator WisdomPeople who consider themselves victims of their circumstances will always remain victims unless they develop a greater vision for their lives ~ Stedman Graham~

Spiritual Teacher WisdomIt is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living ~ Eckhart Tolle

Lithographer WisdomA positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort ndash Herm Albright

I just got back from a pleasure trip I took my mother-in-law to

the airport

WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events

R RWYZWMNrsquoSWORDS TO THE WISE

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Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

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NS Events

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I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

Select Arrows to view events

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A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

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Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

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  • In Search Of Lost Indians
  • BC Events
  • International News Events
  • National Events
  • From the Depths of File 13 - I Hate Mondays
  • AB News - Events
  • David Pocock - AB Events
  • Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events
  • RAGE - SK Events
  • SK Events
  • Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle
  • Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List
  • bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events
  • SK News - Word Search
  • SK News Events
  • MB Events
  • The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener
  • Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful
  • ON News Events
  • ON Events
  • sport - News Events
  • Sports Events
  • Website Tip of the Week
  • Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events
  • ON Events
  • ON Events - Classified AD of the Week
  • Support Our Troops
  • QC Events
  • NB Events
  • NB News Events
  • WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events
  • NS Events
  • NL Events
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Why were males created before females

Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy

National Events

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CONCORD Ontario (May 9 2014) ndash Take a break from the rat race on June 22-23 to join the

thousands of Harley-Davidsonreg motorcycle riders around the world who are shedding the shackles of responsibility and hitting the open road during the Harley-Davidsonreg World RideldquoFor these two days riders will unite to blow off the daily grind and celebrate that being free is a lot more funrdquo said Nigel Villiers Harley-Davidson Director of Integrated Consumer Experience ldquoRiding is more appreciated when you can steal the time from something yoursquod rather not be doing so let the meetings and honey-dos wait until Tuesday and just riderdquo

One World Two Days Millions of MilesLaunched in 2008 by the Harley Owners Groupreg as Million Mile Monday the annual riding event was expanded into the two-day Harley-Davidsonreg World Ride in 2012 to give more riders worldwide an opportunity to participate In 2012 participants logged 77 million miles but last year as riders celebrated the 110th Anniversary of the Harley-Davidson Motor Company and the 30th Anniversary of HOGreg riders from 66 countries blitzed that record by more than 25 per cent tallying an official total of more than 10 million miles Riders logged their miles solo in groups large and small and through a variety of dealer-lead events around the world united by their shared passion for motorcycling

Whether itrsquos across town cross-country or anything in between every mile counts and can be recorded by logging into the Harley-Davidsonreg online mileage accumulator at h-dcomworldride where a rolling odometer will record the collective distance travelled by all participants in the World RideldquoEvery mile we ride together strengthens the bonds between riders and showcases to the world the powerful expression of freedom the World Ride representsrdquo Villiers said New for 2014 ride participants can also log their post-ride mileage directly onto the World Ride website from mobile devices and share their riding stories and photographs on social media sites like Facebook and Twitter using the hashtag HDworldride Participants can also download a certificate of participation after logging their mileage on the World Ride website To learn more about the Harley-Davidsonreg World Ride visit h-dcomworldride About Deeley Harley-Davidsonreg CanadaDeeley Harley-Davidsonreg Canada is the exclusive Canadian distributor of Harley-Davidsonreg motorcycles Genuine Motor Parts and Accessories and MotorClothesreg apparel which are provided through a national network of authorized Harley-Davidsonreg Retailers Office and distribution warehouse facilities are located in Richmond British Columbia and Concord Ontario

Deeley Harley-Davidsonreg Canada Media Contact

Janet Tinsley ndash Senior Manager Marketing Services and Communications ndash (905) 482-4209 email janettinlseydeeleycom

SET YOURSELF FREE ON THE HARLEY-DAVIDSONreg WORLD RIDEJoin HOGreg and Riders Around the World on the Open Road June 22-23

National Events

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I hate Mondays but probably not for the same reasons most of you dislike them

I generally love my job helping riders find the news and information that is important to them BUT

Today like every riding season Monday the news feeds are FILLED with crashes that took place over the weekend

Page after page of crash stories some about dead riders some about injured riders and some about those who got lucky

It is my job to sift through the feeds and find the information that is pertinent to Canadians and sadly I found information on three crashes all in Ontario

In the first crash a rider hit and killed a dog but

suffered minor injuries himself the second article is about a lady rider in critical condition and the third article is about a rider who died

In the case of the lady ride an east bound pickup struck her north bound motorcycle and the driver was charged with careless driving

In the case of the rider who died he got into some gravel and hit the ditch

Folks WE riders have to become so hyper aware out there we need to sharpen our skills

My heart is breaking for the families of these riders

Itrsquos not a great start to the work week and with the long weekend coming I am seriously concerned for the riding community - I beg you - PLEASE be hyper aware of your surroundings

Get out in a parking lot and practise your emergency stopping make sure your tires are inflated properly and that your motorcycle is in good repair

One other thing I would like you to consider please

wear good gear it might save your life save you tons of healing time and with the condition of our roadways and so many who drive other automobiles not paying attention or being aware isnrsquot that little extra piece of mind worth it

For the other news that could affect your day or life as a rider visit wwwbeltdrivebettycom

Until Next week I am your editor Belt Drive Betty

From the Depths of File 13 - I Hate Mondays

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Top Rocker Motorcycle Gear LtdTough Mudder is coming to the Drumheller Badlands this September Top Rocker is hoping to enter a team for this world event We have 2 team members and need at least 4 more If you think yoursquore up to the challenge and want to take on this team challenge then come and join the Top Rocker Tough Mudder team For more information send me an email to toprockergearhotmailcomNEVER HEARD OF TOUGH MUDDER Check this out httpstoughmuddercomhttpwwwyoutubecomuserToughMudder

Top Rocker Motorcycle Gear Ltd11 2 ave NRosedale Alberta T0J 2V0Phone (403) 823-4327Email toprockergearhotmailcomWebsite httptoprockergearcom

Okay Okay it all makes sense now I never looked at it this way before MENtal illness MENstrual cramps MENtal breakdown MENopause GUYnecologist

And when we have REAL trouble itrsquos a HISterectomy Ever notice how all of womenrsquos problems start with MEN

Whatrsquos the difference between chopped beef and pea soupEveryone can chop beef but not everyone can pea soup

AB News - Events

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So how many folk REALLY LOOK at their tires How often do you look at them What are you looking forPossibly the most important part of a bike safety wise are the tires Think about it these are the sole contact between the road and the bike they are

how we stop start and go around corners If the tires are too soft or too hard the bike handles VERY poorly if the tires are too worn they will not grip the road in wet conditions and are prone to going flat If you are using the wrong kind of tire for your bike that too will contribute to poor performance On a bike the contact patch is so much smaller than for a car or truck so therefore it is that much more important to us the rider

Here are some things to watch forAge of the tire How do we know what the age of the tire is Look on the side wall of the tire there will be a code which on one side of the tire will start with DOT and have at least 12 characters after the DOT the last set of numbers are the ones which will tell you the date (on the other side of the tire the code will only be the date code) Since 2000 the last set fo numbers will be four numbers the first two numbers will tell you in which week of the year the tire was made the last two will designate the year So for example 3412 this tire was made in the 34th week of 2012 Hopefully you are not riding on tires made before 2000 Tires that are too old are too hard and will not grip the road Likewise the age of the tire will affect the warranty manufacturers will warranty a tire for five years from

the date of manufacture andor four years from the date of purchase (side note here is yet another reason to keep your receipts) Tire air pressure There are notations on your bike and in the owners manual which will tell you the air pressures you should run Typically these are different pressures front and back and will also be different for differing ride conditions whether riding two-up high speed or regular riding A word of caution here until you are familiar with your bike

and how it handles follow these guide lines exactly and even after that follow these fairly closely Too little air will lead to very poor handling and the possibility that your tire might come off the rim under sever conditions like a hard corner Too high a pressure will lead to early failure of the tire and also premature wear

Continued Next Page

by David Pocock

Tires for motorcycles care and feeding

Tires For Motorcyles Care amp Feeding - AB Events

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Continued from Previous Page

Tirewheel balance As important as wheel balance is on a car consider that on a bike it is even more so on a bike A rear tire that is out of balance will contribute to sever fatigue in the rider and be bad for the general handling amongst other problems If the front tirewheel is out of balance this can be a much more dangerous problem steering will be hard in minor cases and almost impossible in the extreme If the front tire is unbalanced there will be ldquospeed wobblerdquo which can easily upset the bike even at lower speedsTread condition When tires are made there is a ldquowear barrdquo moulded in this bar will show when the tire has reached what the manufacturer feels is the limit of safe remaining tread on the tire When you see the ldquowear barrdquo get the tire replaced because any further wear will just be dangerous to you and others When you are on your new tires be cautious for the first 100 or so km because in that first little layer of rubber will be some remnants of ldquomould release compoundrdquo This ldquomould release compoundrdquo is a very slippery substance that is sprayed into the mould just before the rubber is injected so that the tire will not stick to the mould which makes for poor to low traction till it has

been worn off If it has or is raining when you go to pick your bike up after a tire change to new tires consider putting of picking your bike up till conditions are dryAs always you the rider are responsible check you tire pressures everyday you ride and have a good look at the condition of the tires at least once a week look for gouges slices bulges chunks missing from the tread or anything else that ldquodoesnrsquot look quite rightrdquo The life you save will probably be your ownRide safe we would rather talk to you than about you

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch

Tires For Motorcyles Care amp Feeding - AB Events

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Newfie Diet

A Newfie was terribly overweight so the doctor put her on a diet

ldquoI want you to eat regularly for 2 days then skip a day then eat regularly again for 2 days then skip a day Repeat this procedure for 2 weeks The next time I see you you should have lost at least 5 poundsrdquo

When the Newfie returned she shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 lbs

ldquoWhy thatrsquos amazingrdquo the doctor said ldquoDid you follow my instructionsrdquo

The Newfie nodded ldquoIrsquoll tell you though be jaesuz I trsquoaut I were going to drop dead on dat lsquotird dayrdquo

ldquoFrom the hunger you meanrdquo asked the doctor

ldquoNo from the fuckinrsquo skippinrsquordquo

Submitted by Sandra Bannerman Ontario

Volunteers

Eleven women were clinging precariously to a wildly swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on Mount Everest Ten were blonde one was a brunette

As a group they decided that one of the party should let go

If that didnrsquot happen the rope would break and everyone would perish

For an agonizing few moments no one volunteered

Finally the brunette gave a truly touching speech saying she would sacrifice herself to save the lives of the others

All the blondes applauded

Submitted by Jacqueline Archembeault Saguenay QC

Human Race

A little girl asked her mother ldquoHow did the human race come aboutrdquo

The Mother answered ldquoGod made Adam and Eve they had children and so all mankind was maderdquo

A few days later the little girl asked her father the same question The father answered ldquoMany years ago there were monkeys and we developed from themrdquo

The confused girl returns to her mother and says ldquoMom how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God and Papa says we developed from monkeysrdquo

The Mother answers ldquoWell dear it is very simple I told you about the origin of my side of the family and your father told you about his siderdquo

Continued Next Page

Vilna Ironhorse Motorcycle Show amp Shine

-Saturday June 29th 2013 On-site Camping gt Vendors Show amp Shine Prizes Music Events Fundraising

Registration from 10-11am - $1000 cash prize for best overall (spectator

favorite) Cash Categories includ Best Dressed Chopped Touring Street

Stock Vintage Best Paint Trike (selected judges) Hosted by the Vilna

amp District Chamber of Commerce - Event Contact - Ed Phone (780) 636-

3364 (2) c|o sponsored by Howlin Coyote Motorcycle Campground

- Camping - On site Convenience Store

June 28 - July 01 2013

Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events

If I agreed with you wersquod both be wrong

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Motherrsquos Shock

A mother enters her daughterrsquos bedroom and sees a letter on the wall over the bed With the worst premonition she reads it with trembling hands It is with great regret and sorrow that Irsquom telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend I found real passion and he is so nice with all his piercings and tattoos and his big motorcycle

But is not only that Mum Irsquom pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods He wants to have many more children with me and thatrsquos one of my dreams Irsquove learned that marijuana doesnrsquot hurt anyone and wersquoll be growing it for us and his friends who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we may want

In the meantime wersquoll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure for Ahmed to get better he deserves it Donrsquot worry Mom Irsquom 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself Some day Irsquoll visit for you to know your grandchildren Your daughter Judith

PS Mum itrsquos not true Irsquom at the neighbourrsquos house I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than my report card thatrsquos in the desk drawer

Submitted by Brenda Beamish Moncton NB

Productive Salesmanship ndash A Little Johnny Joke

The kids filed back into class Monday morning They were very excited

Their weekend assignment was to sell something

then give a talk on productive salesmanship

Little Mary led off ldquoI sold girl scout cookies and I made $30rdquo she said proudly ldquoMy sales approach was to appeal to the customerrsquos civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious successrdquo

ldquoVery goodrdquo said the teacher

Little Sally was next ldquoI sold magazinesrdquo she said ldquoI made $45 and

I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them abreast of current eventsrdquo

ldquoVery good Sallyrdquo said the teacher

Eventually it was Little Johnnyrsquos turn

Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacherrsquos deskrdquo$2467rdquo he said

ldquo$2467rdquo cried the teacher ldquoWhat in the world were you sellingrdquo

ldquoTooth brushesrdquo said Little Johnny

ldquoTooth brushesrdquo echoed the teacher ldquoHow could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much moneyrdquo

ldquoI found the busiest corner in townrdquo said Little Johnny ldquoI set up a Dip amp Chip stand I gave everybody who walked by a sample

They all said the same thing

Hey this tastes like shit

Then I would sayrdquo It is shitrdquo

Wanna buy a toothbrushrdquo

Submitted by Dave Evens Chilliwack BC

Continued from Previous Page

Men have two emotions Hungry and Horny If you see him without an erection make him a sandwich

Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events

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Boy calls 911 Hello I need your help

911 Alright What is it

Boy Two girls are fighting over me

911 So whatrsquos your emergency

Boy The ugly one is winning

AB Events

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

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AB Events

Facing noise bylaws that single out motorcycles

Contact MODEL for assistance no matter what province in

Canada you live in wwwmodeledmontoncom

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AB Events

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Someone stole all my credit cards but I wonrsquot be

reporting it Thethief spends less than my wife did

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Get your event information to us - we cannot promote what we donrsquot have

an informed community is a strong communityeventsbeltdrivebettycom

AB Events

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TEXTING CODES FOR SENIOR CITIZENS AS FOLLOWS

ATD - At the Doctorrsquos

BFF - Best Friendrsquos Funeral

BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth [this one is very hilarious]

CBM - Covered by Medicare

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Busted Knuckle ChroniclescopyThe

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

AB Events

Upcoming ab EventsAll Events

Select arrows to view events

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When We RideTalk with a group of riders and yoursquoll soon realize that the reasons we choose to ride a motorcycle are very different for each and every one of us The riding community in Saskatchewan is made up of a very diverse and broad group of people Many of us ride alone or with a few friends never joining or belonging to a club organization or group We simply plate our motorcycles and ride every chance we get

In 2013 there were 27439 motorcycles registered (at some part of the riding season by either plates

or permits) These motorcycles were registered in 626 different locations We are literally spread ALL OVER this province

All of us do share 4 common things1 the roads we ride on2 the traffic we ride with3 the reality that we all have zero control over

what another driver rider is going to do when in traffic on the highway in a parking lot or basically anywhere

4 that we need to be aware alert and riding for any and all situations at all times

It does not matter how long yoursquove been riding the type of motorcycle you are riding your age the others you may be riding with the length of your hair how cool your jacket is the type of gear to choose to (or not to) wear and on and on and on

The only thing that matters is how much you are paying attention when you are riding and that you are riding to your own personal ability as a rider

In Saskatchewan the top major reasons a motorcyclist uses when an accident does occur are

1 Inattention - yeshellipmotorcyclists use this as a reason when they have an accident

2 Road condition excessive loose gravel ndash ride for the conditions of the road you seeing in front of you and that you are on Loose gravel and dirt on the road surface is a huge problem all year roundhellipnot just till the roads are cleaned in the Cities

3 Driver inexperience confusion ndash there are a lot of new riders out there and riders who are returning to their motorcycles after many years This has nothing to do with the age of a rider

4 Wild life (animals) ndash yes we do a lot of riding where there is wild life

5 Careless Driving Stunting ndash going too fast passing improperly following too closely etc

This information was taken from a Causation Study done from 2007 ndash 2012 by Traffic Safety Services ndash SGI

So when you get on your motorcycle for the first time this seasonhellipand every time you ride Please rememberhellip

bull ride like you will never be given the right of way

bull ride like you are never seenbull watch the conditions of the road you

are riding on at all timesBe defensive alert aware and always on guard

Rhonda CwynarPresident RAGERiders Against Government Exploitation

RAGE - SK Events

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SK Events

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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SK Events

HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONrsquoT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF ALL MY FRIENDS ARE MAD BECAUSE THEY THINK I AM

SHOUTING AT THEM OVER INTERNET PLEASE HELP

We always hold hands If I let go she shops

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Special thanks to Sven Bernard of Johnny Pag Motorcycles of Canada for donating the bike that the

Canadian Legion of Riders in North Battleford Saskatchewan won

They are raffling it off to raise funds for their projects

Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle

NAME

ADDRESS

PHONE

1st Prize Custom Painted Johnny Pag Motorcycle valued at $8500 supplied by Johnny Pag Motorcycles of Canada amp Belt Drive Betty WC Distributing 1-780-881-56782nd Prize Autographed Andrew Albers Minnesota Twins Jersey3rd Prize Autographed Bobby Hull Chicago Black Hawks Jersey Proceeds to Veteran related charities

Canadian Legion of Riders Charity RaffleDraw July 13 2014 at Rockinrsquo the Rink Meota SK at Midnight

Lottery Licence RR13-0504

Tickets $5 each

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Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List

Saskatchewan Ride for SightElbow Arena and Fairgrounds

Save the Date June 20 - 22 2014

Pondarosa MH amp RV ParkLocated on Trans Canada Highway

east side of Swift Current SK Ph (306) 773-5000

Open all year

RV and Tenting sites creekside ~Full or Partial Hook-ups BathroomsShowers ~ Laundry Facilities ~ Internet

CAA Approved

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FreedomIt is a hard concept to really truly wrap your mind around We here in the west are quick to pound our chest and proclaim that we are the proud and free The sad thing is freedom is a mirage lingering on the horizon For many of us we work an honest day work ride our bikes in the mean time we complain about politics to our friends but we never really do anything about it other than some grumbles We could be plopped down in any part of the world and our lives would change very little That is not freedom - only the allusion of freedom

As we sit idly by watching our police forces militarize we blindly seek out more rules more regulations Irsquom not sure what the tipping point was what had caused us to shift our focus from freedom true freedom to regulation I do remember growing up in the seventies We didnrsquot have clasps and locks on the cabinets our mothers never absently minded left us in the kitchen by ourselves When I was bad in school I was sent to the Principalrsquos office and was punished by a leather strap across my behind (I still donrsquot swear)

Trying out for sport teams was a try out Not everyone made the team The ones that didnrsquot spent the year shooting pucks into pails snagging baseballs rolling off of roofs until we were good enough to make the team the next year We had winners and losers and even in the playground

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

Continued Next Page

-bad Uncle Monkey

bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events

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when the next goal won each and every one of us knew exactly what the score was and who the real winner was It drove us to be better Sports were not for everyone though Those that didnrsquot excel on the field read books created art Of my friends growing up some went on to play in the NHL my cousin is a mover and shaker in Silicon Valley designing and programming many of the things we use today Others became mechanics and plumbers-the blue collar workers who keep this world running Yet others became doctors and lawyers others became successful actors and musicians teachers and mothers But somewhere someone decide to level the playing field that we were all special little stars Everyone made the team everyone got a medal That it wasnrsquot fair that someone would succeed where others couldnrsquot That parenting should fall on someone elsersquos shoulder - daycares teachers the government Society forgot that it was suppose to be harder for the asthma kid with the deformed leg to play sports Society forgot that those disadvantaged who truly wanted and worked hard still found success We threw away personal responsibility personal accountability If a person backs over a kid in their driveway its not because they are a bad driver

not because they are a bad parent not because they were not paying attention - it is because the company didnrsquot put sensors on the back of the car If a kid shoots up a school its not because of mental illness not because of bad parenting or teaching

- its because the government didnrsquot take away our guns (Considering the recent rash of stabbings in schools and malls it is obvious that person will use any and all things) Each of these small steps was on our freedom pushing it a little farther down into the dirt Our last freedom is freedom of speech that Irsquom allowed to speak my mind here Freedom as long as Irsquom mindful of sponsors event organizersWhen will we regain our freedom Should we regain our freedom Read K Randall Ballrsquos Sam Chopper Orwell to find out what will happen if we donrsquot

-bad Uncle Monkey

E K D M Q T V M Y M B M M G I S M T S O Y E M N T E I E E Q Z X E E A E O O B R I A H N P N I J R A N C L D G B C C A C H S B A C I T D I L U E I M S H I I E T A G S R I D E N D G M U T A M D T R I E K C N R N M E R I D E N U N L U L O A E E H M M C E M N R G A E O U G N M M P S Z R O M E A I M F M V M C M E N S T R U A L R R R A N K E Y H N M H I V V W O P E O X N C R A N S F A A S B M Z M Y R M J S U Y A E L L D A E T S E R E M E M T M M S E M E M O R I A L I Z E M L E E W Z X C A E M E N A C I N G U R N A I L E H P O T S I H P E M C A A O R M E R I T E D X N E L U I C G H O R T Q X S A Y L E R E M T I E Z M Q M E K V R R W V Z B D N O R C E W S I T I H P E M L B N E U Y P M S H R E T I R O M E M X M S

MEMORANDUMBOOKMEMORIALISTMEMORIALIZEMEMORIALSMEMORITERMEMORIZEMEMSAHIBMENACINGMENAGEMENAGERYMENDICANCYMENDICANTMENDICATEMENDICITYMENSES

MENSTRUALMENSTRUUMMENTICULTUREMEPHISTOPHELIANMEPHITICMEPHITISMERACIOUSMERCATUREMERCHANGMANMERELLESMERELYMERESTEADMERFOLKMERGEDMERITED

Continued from Previous Page

bad Uncle Monkey - Word Search Belt Drive BettyrsquosWordsearchR R

How come we put a man on the moon before realizing it would be a good idea to put

wheels on suitcases

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SK News Events

Dare to KnowWhat your body

needs to heal itself

The BodyTalk Systemwith Practitioner Bev Groot

To book an appointment or find out more about the BodyTalk System call

3069815686

Upcoming SK EventsAll Events

Select arrows to view events

You might be a redneck if yoursquove been married 3 times and you still have the

same in laws

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MB Events

My mother taught me about TIME TRAVELldquoIf you donrsquot straighten up Irsquom going to knock you into the middle of next weekrdquo

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The Grande Prairie Toys for Tots season opener

by Belt Drive Betty

Our local Grande Prairie Toys for Tots group hosts a number of events all riding seasonThe first of those events was their annual swap meet which was held at the Army Navy Air Force Club on Saturday May 10thThere was great participation from the business community with vendors like Bear Biker Wear coming all the way from Bonnyville and Bentleyrsquos from Crestomere in central Alberta adding to the local vendorsA couple of the riding clubs were on hand and I got to interview Manimal of the Chozen Breed and Barb from the Iron Sirens ndash two great local riding clubs that are growing here in Grande Prairie

in search of

lost indians

Pages 1 - 8by Ken Aiken

Continued Next Page

Bentleys Motosicle Pain Tin

Contents

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener

35-37 The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener38-39 Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful40-44 ON News Events45-48 ON Events49-50 Sport - News Events51 Sports Events52 Website Tip of the Week53 Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events54-56 ON Events57 ON Events - Classified AD of the Week58-60 Support Our Troops61 QC Events62 Moto Moncton NB Events63 NB Events64 NB News Events65 WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events66-68 NS Events69-70 NL Events

Irsquove been in love with the same woman or 49 years If my wife ever

finds out shersquoll kill me

RR

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I also got some time with Jamie the new president of Toys for Tots and Seth the new vice presidentThese two along with the rest of the board and volunteers did a great job of organizing the event and by the looks of things they are on to a

ragingly successful season They have a ton of events planned to support our local kidsOther vendors included Uncle Buckrsquos ndash they make the BEST beef jerky around this part of the country and members of the Grandview Hutterite colony were out with some amazing gloves both gauntlets and working gloves The quality of the tanning dying and stitching is utterly fabulous Righteous Cycles was the only local bike shop on hand but they had lots to offerA wide variety of parts were on hand for almost

every brand of motorcycle out there and there were some jewelry and clothing vendors on hand as wellThere were only two vacant tables The traffic was good and the ANAVETS club did a brisk business selling breakfast and later lunchThe one thing I love about these season opener events is that a person gets to see people that

Continued from Previous Page

Continued Next Page

Chozen Breed Booth

Bear and Penny Bear and his bride Penny

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Continued from Previous Pagehave been in hibernation all winter Heck I saw people that I havenrsquot seen in two and three years and it was fantasticOur local Toys for Tots does amazing work in our community and they deserve the support of every dealer and rider in the region Their next event is the Kneez in the Breeze run on May 24th Check out their poster and if you can consider attending

it I know that I had a blast last yearI myself have to be at my Defense Fund Poker Run in Nisku at Blackjacks but if you are in Grande Prairie and area and are looking for a great group to ride and share the day with you wonrsquot find much finer that the guys and gals of Grande Prairie Toys for Tots

- BDB

Righteous Cycles

Righteous Cycles

Randy Cholach and sister Patty

Iron Sirens Booth

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Itrsquos a beautiful day and you feel like going for a ride on your ATV UTV or motorcycle On the trails along the roads and waterways or on the edge of the woods there are sometimes toxic plants that are dangerous to our health Poison Ivy is more common but others are not as well known such as Giant Hogweed To help you identify them when you make stops during these rides let me show in this article three toxic plants that you may come acrossGiant HogweedShort story Originating in the Caucasus it was probably introduced to North America as an ornamental plant It has since taken root and become widespread in many European countries as well as Australia New Zealand the United States and Canada In Quebec it is considered to be an invasive alien plantDescription It can measure 2 to 5 metres high and 30 centimetres to 1 metre after mowing or cutting Its stem is robust covered in white hairs and raspberry red to purple spots spread out and well defined The leaves can reach up to 15 metres

wide by 3 metres longToxic part Its sap (a colourless odourless liquid secreted by all parts of the plant)Effects Contact with the sap followed by exposure to the sun is odourless but can produce dermatitis up to 48 hours after exposure This is characterized by redness of the skin and swelling blisters or even skin lesions at times serious resembling first or second-degree burnsPlaces Disturbed wetlands (along waterways

ditches roads etc)Take note After the wounds heal brown or white spots can linger for many months or even years on the affected areas and they can remain sensitive to the lightCanadian provinces where it is found British Columbia Ontario Quebec New BrunswickSources Deacutevelopppement durable Environnement Faune et Parcs du gouvernement du Queacutebec Santeacute et services sociaux du Queacutebec (French version only) Espace pour la vie de MontreacutealWild ParsnipDescription The flowers have light yellow-green umbels The first year the plant generally presents a low rosette of fusiform leaves while the roots are developing and flowers in the second year on a long stem before dying

Continued Next Page

V I S I T U S A T

W W W K I M P E X N E W S C O MW W W K I M P E X C O M

Hog Weed

Wild Parsnip

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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Toxic part Its sapEffects Like the Giant Hogweed its sap contains chemical products which on human skin can cause reactions similar to serious burns rashes or blistersPlaces Disturbed environments (abandoned yards open fields alongside roads etc)Take note The plantrsquos chemical composition is known to reduce weight gain and decrease fertility in cattle that eat itCanadian provinces where it is found In all provinces and territories with the exception of NunavutSources Canadian Biodiversity Information Facility from Governement of Canada Ministry of Natural Resources from Governement of OntarioPoison IvyDescription A woody perennial plant with creeping climbing or bushy glossy leaves

Toxic part Its sap contains a toxic resin (present in all parts of the plant except the pollen) Any contact with a broken part of the plant a contaminated object or an animal runs the risk of provoking a reaction The seriousness of the reaction depends on individual sensitivity the amount of sap in contact with the skin and exposed areas of the body

Effects A rash manifested by intense itching and redness Swelling and blisters can also be seen all usually between 24 to 48 hours after contact

Places River banks clearings the edge of the woods along roads etc

Take note Inhalation of smoke coming from burning Poison Ivy plants provokes an extremely painful eruption of the lining of the lungs which can lead to respiratory problems and even death

Canadian provinces where it is found In all provinces with the exception of Newfoundland-Labrador

Sources Governement of Canada Health Espace pour la vie Montreacuteal

Continued from Previous Page

Poison Ivy

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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On May 7th the official Road Captain was announced for the 4th Annual Bob Probert Ride This yearrsquos honourary grand marshal is the beautifully talented Emmy Award nominated Jacqueline MacInnes

Wood Thatrsquos right our very own hometown Canadian actress disc jockey singer television host and skilled motorcycle rider will lead the estimated 1100 motorcycles on June 22nd from Thunder Road Harley-Davidson Born in Windsor Ontario she is best known for her role as Steffy Forrester on the long-running American soap opera The Bold and the Beautiful She is also the younger sister to Dani Probert the Event Co-Chair for the Bob Probert RideFor the past four years riders in vests leather boots and blue jeans revved their

engines honouring the late hockey player Bob Probert while benefitting cardiac care at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Itrsquos a fitting tribute given that Bob was a Harley-Davidson enthusiast himself and also loved participating in charity ridesJacqueline now joins the small list of past

Continued Next Page

Mike Bechard

2014 Bob Probert Ride Media LaunchON News Events

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road captains such as former hockey players and Bobrsquos teammates Tony Amonte Sheldon Kennedy and Chris Chelios All of whom led a brigade of motorcycles following a scenic routearound Windsor and Essex County riding along the water and through the county settings showcasing the arearsquos beautyThe route has planned stops in Amherstburg Colchester Belle River and the Riverside Sportsmenrsquos Club mdashthe final stop Each stop is unique and gives the riders an opportunity to get something to eat and drink while a chance to win some awesome prizes like autographed Original Six jerseysBob Probert was a local hockey icon and an enforcer who played in the National Hockey League

Continued from Previous Page

Continued Next Page

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for 16 seasons with the Detroit Red Wings and the Chicago Blackhawks He passed away in 2010 after suffering a heart attack while on his boat out on Lake St Clair Dani Probert Bobrsquos widow has been organizing the memorial ride since its inception in 2011 That year was especially significant because

it was the first year that she was actually able to process the overwhelming amount of supportIn the last three years motorcyclists werenrsquot the only ones who turned out for the memorial ridemdashthousands of spectators stood at the side of the road to cheer the riders on at the different stops All participants of the Bob Probert Ride have risen over $300000 to fund the expansion of the cardiac care unit at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Windsor unfortunately has one of the highest rates of cardiac emergencies in Canada and there is not enough room to meet the demands As a result routine procedures are often rescheduled to make way for emergency cases Dani Probert and the hospital boardrsquos ultimate goal are to make the unit open 247 and have two beds available for angioplasty instead of just oneItrsquos hard to put into words how the communityrsquos support has helped Dani and her four children Brogan Tierney Jack and Declyn after such an immense loss In addition the family looks forward to this yearrsquos ride being even bigger with riders from

all over including Michigan paying homage to their father ldquoThe Enforcerrdquo Bob ProbertThe date for the 2014 Bob Probert Ride is June 22nd and all up-to-date information can be found on the website wwwprobertridecomRide safe ride freeMike ldquoChopperrdquo Bechard

Continued from Previous Page

ON News Events

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The 2014 ldquoRide for MSrdquo now in its 6th year is on Sunday September 21 2014 Shar Good Event Organizer recounts ldquoIt has been a learning experience receiving the help of Mike Bechard of the Lone Wolf Clubhouse back in the beginning to bring to life my dream of an event such as this since my diagnosis of Multiple

Sclerosis in 1985 I wanted to make a difference and help in any way I couldrdquo Good explains ldquoMultiple Sclerosis is the most commonly diagnosed neurological disease found in individuals between the ages of 15 to 40mdashthis area of Southwestern Ontario has a high number of affected people Reports from local neurologists tell us that approximately 700 to 800 citizens in our area have been diagnosedGood went on to say ldquoAll motorcycle riders are welcome to participate in the Ride for MS poker run to benefit the Windsor-Essex County Chapter of the MS Society of Canada This great ride starts and ends with a full course family style dinner at the Columbus Center of South Windsor 2014 Columbus Drive in Windsor Registration begins at 900AM and will run until 1030AM Registration Fees are as follows Rider $30 (FREE with $100 in Pledges) Passenger $20 (Free with $100 in Pledges) Participants are encouraged to collect pledges to receive pledge awards that start at $200 with Gas Cards awarded for pledges starting at $250 The Pledge Award Tier is provided on the pledge sheet available for download at wwwlonewolfclubhousecom and wwwmssocietycachaptersessexcommunityhtm The first stop of the poker run will be The Leaf in Windsor where you are welcome to have a full breakfast from the menu followed by stops at The

Sandbar Waterfront Grill (providing lunch specials) Birdiersquos Perch out in Leamington (providing FREE bottled water) the Pelee Island Winery in Kingsville (providing FREE wine tasting) Crabby Joersquos in Essex with the last optional stop being at Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery where you will receive a 6th optional card for your poker handrdquo Shar goes on to explain the 6th poker stop is optional giving you an extra chance to get either the Best or Worst Poker Hand of the day and win a prize for each Six stops in total are allocated along the 100 mile route Itrsquos so much fun itrsquos wonderful to be able to host a fundraiser that puts a smile on everyonersquos facerdquo Once back at the Columbus Center of S Windsor there is a family style dinner and an opportunity to participate in a 5050 Draw a Chinese Auction and a Gift Certificate Grab Bag There are Door Prizes for the ride participants using their Free Door Prize ticket they received upon Registration Good goes on to welcome non-riders as there are DINNER ONLY TICKETS available for $25 each and when purchasing in a set of 2 tickets a tax receipt for $20 will be issued Shar reiterates ldquoBikers Sponsors Volunteers amp Contributors to the event make it happen We have been blessed in the past and again this year with this event being sponsored by DIAMOND SPONSORSHIPS Biz X The Leaf Families First amp Leather King and RUBY SPONSORSHIPS UNIFOR Local 444 Robinson Motorcycle Avon Canada Fran Sales CrsquoEst Bon Lone Wolf Clubhouse Comfort Inn Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery Pelee Island Winery Sandbar Waterfront Grill Steversquos Auto Shine Birdiersquos Perch Canadian Tire (Tecumseh Rd E Windsor) Molson Coors and Belt Drive Betty The contributions of businesses in our community of door prizes and auction items add personality to the event

Good is happy to report ldquoTo date the Ride for MS has raised $33900 that has been used in assisting those with MS to subsidize the purchase of much needed assisted that enhance the quality of their

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livesrdquo As Event Planner amp Creator Good observes first hand how the money raised facilitates those living with multiple sclerosis Having MS herself she works with the Windsor-Essex County Chapter as a past board member aiding their membership almost on a daily basis Good reflects on her past involvement with the society and what she learned ldquoI was amazed with how much the special equipment cost and was surprised with the amounts that were not covered The depths that the society had to go through to make sure people with MS got

the equipment they needed when they needed it amazed merdquo This is where the Ride for MS and the funds raised from this event come into play ldquoThe society informs the participant of this event annually at the dinner as to how the funds raised were used which is importantrdquo says Good ldquothe feeling you get when a recipient of these funds find out you are a participant of the event that helped them obtain a piece of equipment gives you a hug and says thank you is surrealrdquoJoin us on Sunday September 21st and make someonersquos wish for a better quality of life become a reality For more information you may contact Shar at (519) 798-3858 or by email at shar54xplornetca SUBJECT Ride for MS

ON News Events

Whatever you do in life always give 100 Unless yoursquore

donating blood

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Grand Bendrsquos ldquoVintage Bike DaysrdquoThis years Annual ldquoShow amp Shinerdquo event will be held in Grand Bend and takes place on Sunday July 20 2014 from 1000am until around 1pm right on Grand Bendrsquos Main Street (exact location will be announced soon)Again this year there is no registration fee no official judging no vendors and itrsquos NOT a swap-meet but there will be a group ride from Main Street to the Grand Bend MOTORPLEX Raceway

to enjoy the Vintage Road Racing Associations ldquoSUMMER CLASSICrdquo EventVintage related club and group displays are encouragedJust show up and proudly show off your scooters and motorcycles All makes and models of Vintage amp Classic bikes are most welcomeFind us on Facebook httpwwwfacebookcompagesGrand-Bends-Vintage-Bike-Days204561802964090sk=wallampapp_data

HHR RouteDetails are here We are assembling in front of the HQ building at CFB Trenton with the ride departing at 1145 Due to some issues related to our permit that could not be resolved in the short time remaining before our Ride we in the interest in safety and the show must go on have decided to move our Rally to the Whitby Entertainment Centrum This is where the ride will end It is the same location as our assembly last yearJoin us as we welcome home our HEROES as the mission has ended in Afghanistan for our Canadian ForcesHope to see many of you there

ON Events

2930 Haldimand Road 20 Cayuga1st Annual Autism Rodeo amp Family Day Charity Event to raise funds for Autism

11am-5pm Family Time bull Live bands ~ TBAbull Kids Gamesbull Face Paintingbull Free BBQ amp Drink with admission

5pm-2am Adults ONLY~Rodeo Timebull Motorcycle Gamesbull Show N Shine bull Pig Roastbull Live Bands ~ TBAbull Beer Kegs

Overnight Camping (Adults Only) Sponsors

raquo Motorcycle Enhancements raquo Tattz AndCompany raquo Black widow paintball amp Airsoftl raquo Mainway Sports raquo Action Auto raquo Paula Manto Swick Registered Disability

Savings Plan Rep raquo CrazeePaint Airbrushing

VendorsTattz AndCompanyBlack widow Paintball amp AirsoftPaula Manto Swick Registered Disability Savings Plan Rep

All proceeds go to Autism Awarenes

Autism Rodeo amp Family Day - August 2nd 2014

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ON Events

Why a round pizza gets delivered in a square box

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ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo Winner of Combined SOAR and RACE Events Get CSBK National Support (csbkca)This Ontario motorcycle roadracing season sanctioning groups SOAR and RACE are working together with a pair of Series race

weekends SOAR is hosting the RACE group at Grand Bend Raceway on June 13-15 while RACE returns the favor by hosting SOAR racers at Shannonville Motorsport Park June 27-29 As part of this co-promotion Dunlop racing tire distributor Pro 6 Cycle and the National Mopar CSBK organizing group have also joined up to provide a special bonus for Amateur Sport Bike

Continued Next Page

Dunlop Amateur Showdown winner to get National support

Sports - News Events

ADULTA person who has stopped

growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle

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class (approx 600cc) competitors A two round points-paying Series will recognize the appropriate Sport Bike-type class races at the SOAR and RACE-hosted events determining the top rising star in that category The racer who achieves the best combined result from the two race ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo will receive a competition award sponsoring their entry for the final Amateur Sport Bike Mopar CSBK National rounds at Canadian Tire Motorsport Park August 15-17Dunlop distributor Pro 6 Cycle and CSBK will supply competitor entry and racing tires to the winner of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo for the

CTMP National weekend The entry will include both Saturday and Sunday Amateur Sport Bike double header rounds with the successful Amateur competitor receiving a maximum of six Dunlop DOT-type class appropriate racing tires for use during the three day eventThe winning competitor must not have held a Pro motorcycle roadracing License nor can they have competed in more than two previous National races SOAR and RACE organizers will be the final judges of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo and ensure that all competitors respect the structure and spirit of the bonus competitionFor more information please check the SOAR (soaracingca) and RACE Events (Shannonvillecom) official web sites

Sports - News Events

DatesMay 16thJune 20thJuly 25thAugust 15thSeptember 12th

Registration opens at 5pm on the day of the event followed by racing at 7pm All racers must havevalid motorcycle drivers licensefull faced Snell 05 approved helmetgauntlet style leather glovesleather jacketleather bootscompetitors exceeding 120 mph will be required to wear full leathersMotorcycles must be in good working order and will be required to pass tech inspection prior to their first pass CLICK HERE for additional information on the Mission Raceway Park and their street legal Friday night races

2014 CMDRA Bracket Racing at Mission Raceway

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Sports Events

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

THE 27th

THREE DAY

May 171819 ndash 2014 ndash at Scotch Creek

All usual Classes ndash Entry $25 per day - $10 Vintage - Kids free

The Old Guy in 1971

Dean Seaman 2014

171819 ndash 2014 ndash171819 ndash 2014 ndash

This year the event will enter a new era with a two day Modern Trial

Total results will count for the overall Championship

Round 2 in Rocky Mountain House ABRound 3 in Ymir BC

We also have planned a Kids Trialon the Saturday night for

Both Electric and engine powered bikes Camping is good with Porta -Potties on site

Call for details of Motels etc

Phone Outlaw Dave for further info (250) 545-6139Directions - Follow the road to Scotch Creek from Hiway one West of Sorrento Then turn left

At Leopold road at the top of the hill after you leave town (Tire sign on left) red arrows from that point

A big thanks to the land owners for the use of this fantastic area

Modern Trial - Saturday amp Sunday - Vintage Monday Start time 10am all three days

13 13 13 13 13 13

For13 Immediate13 Release13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 May13 813 201413 13 CMDRA13 Announces13 Revised13 201413 Schedule13 13 The13 Canadian13 Motorcycle13 Drag13 Racing13 Association13 is13 releasing13 details13 of13 their13 updated13 201413 schedule13 The13 six13 race13 series13 which13 includes13 events13 in13 British13 Columbia13 Alberta13 and13 Ontario13 required13 revision13 following13 the13 unexpected13 announcement13 of13 the13 suspension13 of13 operations13 at13 one13 of13 the13 venues13 included13 in13 the13 original13 schedule13 13

Revised13 201413 Schedule13 June13 141513 13 Grand13 Bend13 Motorplex13 Grand13 Bend13 ON13 June13 2213 (113 day13 event)13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 July13 121313 13 13 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13 August13 232413 13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 Fort13 St13 John13 BC13 September13 6713 13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 September13 272813 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13

13

13 13

13 CMDRA13 Executive13 Director13 Kevin13 Shupac13 commented13 ldquoThe13 CMDRA13 is13 sincerely13 thankful13 for13 the13 support13 the13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 and13 Castrol13 Raceway13 and13 all13 of13 the13 tracks13 the13 CMDRA13 will13 visit13 in13 201413 We13 would13 also13 like13 to13 thank13 our13 members13 for13 their13 patience13 during13 the13 past13 four13 weeksrdquo13 13 13

13 13

infocmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 13 wwwcmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 1877580900813 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 TwitterCMDRA201413 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 Facebook13 CMDRA13

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR After your hands become coated with

grease your nose will begin to itch

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Did you know that BeltDriveBettycom has the most comprehensive database of Canadian Riding Clubs on the on the internet Wersquove revamped our Riding Club directory and wersquod like to know what you think Itrsquos indexed by Province and by Type of Riding Club for easy browsing

bull Brand Specificbull Cruising and Touringbull Military bull Lifestylebull Occupation-Relatedbull Rider Rights and Freedomsbull Vintagebull Sportsbull Womenrsquos Riding Clubsbull Motorcycle Ministries

httpwwwbeltdrivebettycomcommunityriding-clubs

TIP OF THE WEEK RIDING CLUBS section REVAMPED

on Facebook has photo albums for each province and month filled with tons of events

httpwwwfacebookcomCanadianMotorcycleEventsphotos_albums

Visit our page and go to the photos link once there click on albums to find the Province and month you are interested in

You can also use our national calendars at wwwcanadianmotorcycleeventscom - filled with even more event information you can sort them right down to only one province and they are highly shareable

Our CANADIAN MOTORCYCLE EVENTS

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

ldquoIf yoursquore going to kill each other do it outside I just finished cleaningrdquo

Website Tip of the Week

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Tides roll in and tides roll out

There arenrsquot too many things in life that are predictable but ocean tides are one of them

Our family just returned from a short vacation on a Vancouver Island beach and I found the tides fascinating

Incoming tides covered the beach and at high tide you could literally see all the sandcastles wood forts and creations literally disappear under the water never to be seen again

The outgoing tides revealed a clean fresh canvas and some sea-life caught in the tidal pools left behind or laying helplessly on the beach Seagulls swooped down to shell covered areas of the beach in search of oysters that had been stranded on the half kilometer sandy beach as the eagles hovered above looking for their next snack

I could not help but think about the lsquoTides of Lifersquo where we know that until our number comes up and we face eternal judgment each day the sun will come up we will spend time with those people whom we love (family friends) and with people whom we would most likely prefer not to be spending time with (school work) and we will experience all the good and not so good that the

tides of life bring our way Night will come and in the morning we will repeat the cycle all over again

As a born-again believer I felt the tide analogy was an appropriate one The ocean washes away everything left on the beach and when we ask Christ for the forgiveness of our sins he literally washes them away Check out this verse from ldquoOur Ownerrsquos Manual for Liferdquo found in Psalm 103 verse 12 ldquoHe has removed our sins as far from us as the east is from the westrdquo

Our biker church exists to take the ldquoGood Newsrdquo and the ldquoSalvation Messagerdquo to un-churched bikers here on the West Coast In fact our prayer is that the Holy Spirit would become like a raging wildfire touching the hearts and lives of bikers resulting in an assurance of eternity with our Jesus in heaven and a life on this earth that takes on new meaning and purpose

If you think riding your scoot along a seaside highway on a hot summerrsquos day is something special just wait until you do it when Jesus Christ is at the controls of your lifehellip there is no greater lsquohighrsquo and bigger lsquorushrsquo than this All it takes is a few short words ask Jesus to forgive you for your sins tell him you that you want him to be Lord of your life Follow this up with prayer and bible reading and oh yeahhellip believe that he does in fact lsquohave your backrsquo in this life

Ride safe Ride true

Pastor Chuck

Canadian Riders Support Program Network

By joining the Canadian Riders Support Program you volunteer to provide assistance to broken down riders in your area This assistance may include providing information about nearby repair shops towing accommodations making phone calls providing directions etc While some Canadian Riders have expressed that they would be able to provide help with tools wrenching towing and even temporary accommodations the level of assistance you may provide is totally up to you as you feel comfortable and safe to do soLetrsquos face it most of us have been there away from home and broke down by the side of the road Canadian Rider Members are also listed in Belt Drive Bettyrsquos Little Black Book a resource directory currently carried in the saddlebags of thousands of Canadian Riders As a ldquoThank Yourdquo from Belt Drive Betty Canadian Riders Support Network Members receive The Busted Knuckle Chronicles E-Subscription free of charge

Come join us at httpwwwcanadianridersca

Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events

Pastor Chuck

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G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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ON - Events

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ON News - ON Events

If everything seems to be going well you have obviously

overlooked something

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Classified Ad of the Week

2002 Tiny Mite Cargo Trailer

Stock CTRL0033 Colour Blue Features Very clean trailer in excellent condition tons of storage good quality cargo trailer at a good price

Price $ 2495 CAD NO GST

Contact

Trike Zone

(780) 389-3344

Mulhurst Bay AB

Email edwardtrikezonecom

ON Events - Classified AD of the Week

Upcoming ON EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

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Join Veterans Law Enforement First Responders and their supporters from both Canada and the US on this overnight cross border ride to Wenatchee Washington June 7th 2014Check out httpcanamveteransrideweeblycom for details laquoHalf The Fun is Getting Thereraquo

Support Our Troops

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Support Our Troops

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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Support Our Troops

Upcoming SOT EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

Are you a veteran who owns a businessWould you like to promote your products or services but find advertising expensive

Get 50 off your first 6 months of advertisingContact Belt Drive Betty to find out about the

Veteranrsquos Business Starter Programbdbettygmailcom

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Tee Shirts Patches amp More in the BDB Store

We appreciate your support

wwwbdbstorecom

QC EVENTS

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What did the elephant say to the naked man How do you breathe through that

tiny thing

Ah lsquoFridayrsquo my second favorite F-word

August 7 - 10 2014 - In the Heart of Downtown MonctonThe MotoMoncton Festival was first launched in August of 2011 with motorcyclists from near and taking over Monctonrsquos downtown core This three-day event featured motorcycle stunt shows a burnout competition group rides throughout Southeastern New Brunswick a bike cruise through Moncton live entertainment on Main Street and much moreIn 2012 the City of Moncton was pleased to host another weekend of motorcycle madness in downtown Moncton and to welcome bikers from across the region and across the country as the city hosted both MotoMoncton and the 17th Canadian National Harley Owners Group Rally Moncton was honoured to be chosen as host city for this national event and together with MotoMoncton the HOG Rally proved to be yet another exciting motorcycle weekend in the cityThis past August 2013 MotoMoncton organizers were yet again pleased to host another successful weekend of exciting activity with thousands visiting the festival grounds throughout the weekend

The festival an initiative of the City of Moncton is made possible by the support of various partners including Downtown Moncton Centre-Ville Inc various local motorcycle dealers and clubs and other community partners

For more information and sponsorship enquiries please contact 506-383-7020 506-877-7700 of by Email infomotomonctoncaOr visit motomonctonca

MOTO MONCTON NB EVENTS

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What are three words a woman never wants to hear when shersquos making love ldquoHoney Irsquom homerdquo

NB EVENTS

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club would be very pleased if you would help support our up coming charity event in support of the DECH Childrenrsquos Ward

This year our Toy Ride takes place June 14th 2014 We are celebrating our 30th Ride Register early to receive a limited Edition 30th Anniversary Shirt

Registration forms online at

httpfrederictonmotorcycleclubcaHomephp

The ride begins at the parking lot of the Canadian Tire Two Nations Crossing (North Side) On site registration between 930 am amp 1045 am Ride begins at 11 am sharp

The Motorcyclist will enjoy a scenic country ride via Nashwack Bridge to Stanley At the Stanley school there will be a barbeque Show-N-Shine 5050 draw silent auction etc

The group will return via the Royal Road ending up at the DECH for the presentations of the Toys and monies raised to the Child Life Unit of the DECH

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club has been the most consistent supporter of the DECH Childrenrsquos Life Unit since 1985 All of the funds raised and Toys collected go to the hospitalized Children

Please share this email with all your friends Help us Brighten A Childrsquos Stay

Fredricton Motorcycle Club Toy Ride

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Where Royal Canadian Legion Branch 350 Port DalhousieWhen Saturday 7 June Blessing starts 11am followed by the Show and Shine

Show and Shine Entry fee $1000

11 trophies up for grabsbull Best in Show 1st 2nd 3rd placebull Best cruiser 1st amp 2nd placebull Best touring 1st and 2nd placebull Best sport bike 1st amp 2nd placebull Best sport touring 1st amp 2nd place

BBQ burgers and sausage on a bun for sale 5050 draw coffee and donutsAll proceeds to support the Royal Canadian Legion Port DalhousieI challenge all Bike clubs in the Niagara area to attend this wonderful event Hosted by the Working Stiffs Riding ClubCanadian Legion Branch 350 Located at 600 Ontario St St Catharines ON L2N 7P8 (Known as Port Dalhousie ) 905-934-1261 Please use Joe Caruso as a contact andor myself Joes email address is kawasaki07bellnet andor faronleonardhotmailcom Thank You look forward to meeting some day

Blessing of the Motorbikersquos and Show and Shine

NB News Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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Actor WisdomThere are four questions of value in lifehellip What is sacred Of what is the spirit made What is worth living for and what is worth dying for The answer to each is the same Only love~ Johnny Depp

Polymath WisdomBelieve none of what you hear and half of what you see- Benjamin Franklin

Spiritual Leader WisdomHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else yoursquore the one who gets burned ~ Buddha

Educator WisdomPeople who consider themselves victims of their circumstances will always remain victims unless they develop a greater vision for their lives ~ Stedman Graham~

Spiritual Teacher WisdomIt is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living ~ Eckhart Tolle

Lithographer WisdomA positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort ndash Herm Albright

I just got back from a pleasure trip I took my mother-in-law to

the airport

WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events

R RWYZWMNrsquoSWORDS TO THE WISE

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Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

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I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

Select Arrows to view events

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A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

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Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

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  • Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List
  • bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events
  • SK News - Word Search
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  • The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener
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CONCORD Ontario (May 9 2014) ndash Take a break from the rat race on June 22-23 to join the

thousands of Harley-Davidsonreg motorcycle riders around the world who are shedding the shackles of responsibility and hitting the open road during the Harley-Davidsonreg World RideldquoFor these two days riders will unite to blow off the daily grind and celebrate that being free is a lot more funrdquo said Nigel Villiers Harley-Davidson Director of Integrated Consumer Experience ldquoRiding is more appreciated when you can steal the time from something yoursquod rather not be doing so let the meetings and honey-dos wait until Tuesday and just riderdquo

One World Two Days Millions of MilesLaunched in 2008 by the Harley Owners Groupreg as Million Mile Monday the annual riding event was expanded into the two-day Harley-Davidsonreg World Ride in 2012 to give more riders worldwide an opportunity to participate In 2012 participants logged 77 million miles but last year as riders celebrated the 110th Anniversary of the Harley-Davidson Motor Company and the 30th Anniversary of HOGreg riders from 66 countries blitzed that record by more than 25 per cent tallying an official total of more than 10 million miles Riders logged their miles solo in groups large and small and through a variety of dealer-lead events around the world united by their shared passion for motorcycling

Whether itrsquos across town cross-country or anything in between every mile counts and can be recorded by logging into the Harley-Davidsonreg online mileage accumulator at h-dcomworldride where a rolling odometer will record the collective distance travelled by all participants in the World RideldquoEvery mile we ride together strengthens the bonds between riders and showcases to the world the powerful expression of freedom the World Ride representsrdquo Villiers said New for 2014 ride participants can also log their post-ride mileage directly onto the World Ride website from mobile devices and share their riding stories and photographs on social media sites like Facebook and Twitter using the hashtag HDworldride Participants can also download a certificate of participation after logging their mileage on the World Ride website To learn more about the Harley-Davidsonreg World Ride visit h-dcomworldride About Deeley Harley-Davidsonreg CanadaDeeley Harley-Davidsonreg Canada is the exclusive Canadian distributor of Harley-Davidsonreg motorcycles Genuine Motor Parts and Accessories and MotorClothesreg apparel which are provided through a national network of authorized Harley-Davidsonreg Retailers Office and distribution warehouse facilities are located in Richmond British Columbia and Concord Ontario

Deeley Harley-Davidsonreg Canada Media Contact

Janet Tinsley ndash Senior Manager Marketing Services and Communications ndash (905) 482-4209 email janettinlseydeeleycom

SET YOURSELF FREE ON THE HARLEY-DAVIDSONreg WORLD RIDEJoin HOGreg and Riders Around the World on the Open Road June 22-23

National Events

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I hate Mondays but probably not for the same reasons most of you dislike them

I generally love my job helping riders find the news and information that is important to them BUT

Today like every riding season Monday the news feeds are FILLED with crashes that took place over the weekend

Page after page of crash stories some about dead riders some about injured riders and some about those who got lucky

It is my job to sift through the feeds and find the information that is pertinent to Canadians and sadly I found information on three crashes all in Ontario

In the first crash a rider hit and killed a dog but

suffered minor injuries himself the second article is about a lady rider in critical condition and the third article is about a rider who died

In the case of the lady ride an east bound pickup struck her north bound motorcycle and the driver was charged with careless driving

In the case of the rider who died he got into some gravel and hit the ditch

Folks WE riders have to become so hyper aware out there we need to sharpen our skills

My heart is breaking for the families of these riders

Itrsquos not a great start to the work week and with the long weekend coming I am seriously concerned for the riding community - I beg you - PLEASE be hyper aware of your surroundings

Get out in a parking lot and practise your emergency stopping make sure your tires are inflated properly and that your motorcycle is in good repair

One other thing I would like you to consider please

wear good gear it might save your life save you tons of healing time and with the condition of our roadways and so many who drive other automobiles not paying attention or being aware isnrsquot that little extra piece of mind worth it

For the other news that could affect your day or life as a rider visit wwwbeltdrivebettycom

Until Next week I am your editor Belt Drive Betty

From the Depths of File 13 - I Hate Mondays

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Top Rocker Motorcycle Gear LtdTough Mudder is coming to the Drumheller Badlands this September Top Rocker is hoping to enter a team for this world event We have 2 team members and need at least 4 more If you think yoursquore up to the challenge and want to take on this team challenge then come and join the Top Rocker Tough Mudder team For more information send me an email to toprockergearhotmailcomNEVER HEARD OF TOUGH MUDDER Check this out httpstoughmuddercomhttpwwwyoutubecomuserToughMudder

Top Rocker Motorcycle Gear Ltd11 2 ave NRosedale Alberta T0J 2V0Phone (403) 823-4327Email toprockergearhotmailcomWebsite httptoprockergearcom

Okay Okay it all makes sense now I never looked at it this way before MENtal illness MENstrual cramps MENtal breakdown MENopause GUYnecologist

And when we have REAL trouble itrsquos a HISterectomy Ever notice how all of womenrsquos problems start with MEN

Whatrsquos the difference between chopped beef and pea soupEveryone can chop beef but not everyone can pea soup

AB News - Events

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So how many folk REALLY LOOK at their tires How often do you look at them What are you looking forPossibly the most important part of a bike safety wise are the tires Think about it these are the sole contact between the road and the bike they are

how we stop start and go around corners If the tires are too soft or too hard the bike handles VERY poorly if the tires are too worn they will not grip the road in wet conditions and are prone to going flat If you are using the wrong kind of tire for your bike that too will contribute to poor performance On a bike the contact patch is so much smaller than for a car or truck so therefore it is that much more important to us the rider

Here are some things to watch forAge of the tire How do we know what the age of the tire is Look on the side wall of the tire there will be a code which on one side of the tire will start with DOT and have at least 12 characters after the DOT the last set of numbers are the ones which will tell you the date (on the other side of the tire the code will only be the date code) Since 2000 the last set fo numbers will be four numbers the first two numbers will tell you in which week of the year the tire was made the last two will designate the year So for example 3412 this tire was made in the 34th week of 2012 Hopefully you are not riding on tires made before 2000 Tires that are too old are too hard and will not grip the road Likewise the age of the tire will affect the warranty manufacturers will warranty a tire for five years from

the date of manufacture andor four years from the date of purchase (side note here is yet another reason to keep your receipts) Tire air pressure There are notations on your bike and in the owners manual which will tell you the air pressures you should run Typically these are different pressures front and back and will also be different for differing ride conditions whether riding two-up high speed or regular riding A word of caution here until you are familiar with your bike

and how it handles follow these guide lines exactly and even after that follow these fairly closely Too little air will lead to very poor handling and the possibility that your tire might come off the rim under sever conditions like a hard corner Too high a pressure will lead to early failure of the tire and also premature wear

Continued Next Page

by David Pocock

Tires for motorcycles care and feeding

Tires For Motorcyles Care amp Feeding - AB Events

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Continued from Previous Page

Tirewheel balance As important as wheel balance is on a car consider that on a bike it is even more so on a bike A rear tire that is out of balance will contribute to sever fatigue in the rider and be bad for the general handling amongst other problems If the front tirewheel is out of balance this can be a much more dangerous problem steering will be hard in minor cases and almost impossible in the extreme If the front tire is unbalanced there will be ldquospeed wobblerdquo which can easily upset the bike even at lower speedsTread condition When tires are made there is a ldquowear barrdquo moulded in this bar will show when the tire has reached what the manufacturer feels is the limit of safe remaining tread on the tire When you see the ldquowear barrdquo get the tire replaced because any further wear will just be dangerous to you and others When you are on your new tires be cautious for the first 100 or so km because in that first little layer of rubber will be some remnants of ldquomould release compoundrdquo This ldquomould release compoundrdquo is a very slippery substance that is sprayed into the mould just before the rubber is injected so that the tire will not stick to the mould which makes for poor to low traction till it has

been worn off If it has or is raining when you go to pick your bike up after a tire change to new tires consider putting of picking your bike up till conditions are dryAs always you the rider are responsible check you tire pressures everyday you ride and have a good look at the condition of the tires at least once a week look for gouges slices bulges chunks missing from the tread or anything else that ldquodoesnrsquot look quite rightrdquo The life you save will probably be your ownRide safe we would rather talk to you than about you

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch

Tires For Motorcyles Care amp Feeding - AB Events

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Newfie Diet

A Newfie was terribly overweight so the doctor put her on a diet

ldquoI want you to eat regularly for 2 days then skip a day then eat regularly again for 2 days then skip a day Repeat this procedure for 2 weeks The next time I see you you should have lost at least 5 poundsrdquo

When the Newfie returned she shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 lbs

ldquoWhy thatrsquos amazingrdquo the doctor said ldquoDid you follow my instructionsrdquo

The Newfie nodded ldquoIrsquoll tell you though be jaesuz I trsquoaut I were going to drop dead on dat lsquotird dayrdquo

ldquoFrom the hunger you meanrdquo asked the doctor

ldquoNo from the fuckinrsquo skippinrsquordquo

Submitted by Sandra Bannerman Ontario

Volunteers

Eleven women were clinging precariously to a wildly swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on Mount Everest Ten were blonde one was a brunette

As a group they decided that one of the party should let go

If that didnrsquot happen the rope would break and everyone would perish

For an agonizing few moments no one volunteered

Finally the brunette gave a truly touching speech saying she would sacrifice herself to save the lives of the others

All the blondes applauded

Submitted by Jacqueline Archembeault Saguenay QC

Human Race

A little girl asked her mother ldquoHow did the human race come aboutrdquo

The Mother answered ldquoGod made Adam and Eve they had children and so all mankind was maderdquo

A few days later the little girl asked her father the same question The father answered ldquoMany years ago there were monkeys and we developed from themrdquo

The confused girl returns to her mother and says ldquoMom how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God and Papa says we developed from monkeysrdquo

The Mother answers ldquoWell dear it is very simple I told you about the origin of my side of the family and your father told you about his siderdquo

Continued Next Page

Vilna Ironhorse Motorcycle Show amp Shine

-Saturday June 29th 2013 On-site Camping gt Vendors Show amp Shine Prizes Music Events Fundraising

Registration from 10-11am - $1000 cash prize for best overall (spectator

favorite) Cash Categories includ Best Dressed Chopped Touring Street

Stock Vintage Best Paint Trike (selected judges) Hosted by the Vilna

amp District Chamber of Commerce - Event Contact - Ed Phone (780) 636-

3364 (2) c|o sponsored by Howlin Coyote Motorcycle Campground

- Camping - On site Convenience Store

June 28 - July 01 2013

Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events

If I agreed with you wersquod both be wrong

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Motherrsquos Shock

A mother enters her daughterrsquos bedroom and sees a letter on the wall over the bed With the worst premonition she reads it with trembling hands It is with great regret and sorrow that Irsquom telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend I found real passion and he is so nice with all his piercings and tattoos and his big motorcycle

But is not only that Mum Irsquom pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods He wants to have many more children with me and thatrsquos one of my dreams Irsquove learned that marijuana doesnrsquot hurt anyone and wersquoll be growing it for us and his friends who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we may want

In the meantime wersquoll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure for Ahmed to get better he deserves it Donrsquot worry Mom Irsquom 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself Some day Irsquoll visit for you to know your grandchildren Your daughter Judith

PS Mum itrsquos not true Irsquom at the neighbourrsquos house I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than my report card thatrsquos in the desk drawer

Submitted by Brenda Beamish Moncton NB

Productive Salesmanship ndash A Little Johnny Joke

The kids filed back into class Monday morning They were very excited

Their weekend assignment was to sell something

then give a talk on productive salesmanship

Little Mary led off ldquoI sold girl scout cookies and I made $30rdquo she said proudly ldquoMy sales approach was to appeal to the customerrsquos civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious successrdquo

ldquoVery goodrdquo said the teacher

Little Sally was next ldquoI sold magazinesrdquo she said ldquoI made $45 and

I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them abreast of current eventsrdquo

ldquoVery good Sallyrdquo said the teacher

Eventually it was Little Johnnyrsquos turn

Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacherrsquos deskrdquo$2467rdquo he said

ldquo$2467rdquo cried the teacher ldquoWhat in the world were you sellingrdquo

ldquoTooth brushesrdquo said Little Johnny

ldquoTooth brushesrdquo echoed the teacher ldquoHow could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much moneyrdquo

ldquoI found the busiest corner in townrdquo said Little Johnny ldquoI set up a Dip amp Chip stand I gave everybody who walked by a sample

They all said the same thing

Hey this tastes like shit

Then I would sayrdquo It is shitrdquo

Wanna buy a toothbrushrdquo

Submitted by Dave Evens Chilliwack BC

Continued from Previous Page

Men have two emotions Hungry and Horny If you see him without an erection make him a sandwich

Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events

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Boy calls 911 Hello I need your help

911 Alright What is it

Boy Two girls are fighting over me

911 So whatrsquos your emergency

Boy The ugly one is winning

AB Events

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

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AB Events

Facing noise bylaws that single out motorcycles

Contact MODEL for assistance no matter what province in

Canada you live in wwwmodeledmontoncom

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AB Events

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Proud sponsors of

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Someone stole all my credit cards but I wonrsquot be

reporting it Thethief spends less than my wife did

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Get your event information to us - we cannot promote what we donrsquot have

an informed community is a strong communityeventsbeltdrivebettycom

AB Events

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Phone (780) 955-2336wwwblackjacksroadhousecom

TEXTING CODES FOR SENIOR CITIZENS AS FOLLOWS

ATD - At the Doctorrsquos

BFF - Best Friendrsquos Funeral

BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth [this one is very hilarious]

CBM - Covered by Medicare

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Busted Knuckle ChroniclescopyThe

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

AB Events

Upcoming ab EventsAll Events

Select arrows to view events

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When We RideTalk with a group of riders and yoursquoll soon realize that the reasons we choose to ride a motorcycle are very different for each and every one of us The riding community in Saskatchewan is made up of a very diverse and broad group of people Many of us ride alone or with a few friends never joining or belonging to a club organization or group We simply plate our motorcycles and ride every chance we get

In 2013 there were 27439 motorcycles registered (at some part of the riding season by either plates

or permits) These motorcycles were registered in 626 different locations We are literally spread ALL OVER this province

All of us do share 4 common things1 the roads we ride on2 the traffic we ride with3 the reality that we all have zero control over

what another driver rider is going to do when in traffic on the highway in a parking lot or basically anywhere

4 that we need to be aware alert and riding for any and all situations at all times

It does not matter how long yoursquove been riding the type of motorcycle you are riding your age the others you may be riding with the length of your hair how cool your jacket is the type of gear to choose to (or not to) wear and on and on and on

The only thing that matters is how much you are paying attention when you are riding and that you are riding to your own personal ability as a rider

In Saskatchewan the top major reasons a motorcyclist uses when an accident does occur are

1 Inattention - yeshellipmotorcyclists use this as a reason when they have an accident

2 Road condition excessive loose gravel ndash ride for the conditions of the road you seeing in front of you and that you are on Loose gravel and dirt on the road surface is a huge problem all year roundhellipnot just till the roads are cleaned in the Cities

3 Driver inexperience confusion ndash there are a lot of new riders out there and riders who are returning to their motorcycles after many years This has nothing to do with the age of a rider

4 Wild life (animals) ndash yes we do a lot of riding where there is wild life

5 Careless Driving Stunting ndash going too fast passing improperly following too closely etc

This information was taken from a Causation Study done from 2007 ndash 2012 by Traffic Safety Services ndash SGI

So when you get on your motorcycle for the first time this seasonhellipand every time you ride Please rememberhellip

bull ride like you will never be given the right of way

bull ride like you are never seenbull watch the conditions of the road you

are riding on at all timesBe defensive alert aware and always on guard

Rhonda CwynarPresident RAGERiders Against Government Exploitation

RAGE - SK Events

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SK Events

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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SK Events

HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONrsquoT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF ALL MY FRIENDS ARE MAD BECAUSE THEY THINK I AM

SHOUTING AT THEM OVER INTERNET PLEASE HELP

We always hold hands If I let go she shops

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Special thanks to Sven Bernard of Johnny Pag Motorcycles of Canada for donating the bike that the

Canadian Legion of Riders in North Battleford Saskatchewan won

They are raffling it off to raise funds for their projects

Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle

NAME

ADDRESS

PHONE

1st Prize Custom Painted Johnny Pag Motorcycle valued at $8500 supplied by Johnny Pag Motorcycles of Canada amp Belt Drive Betty WC Distributing 1-780-881-56782nd Prize Autographed Andrew Albers Minnesota Twins Jersey3rd Prize Autographed Bobby Hull Chicago Black Hawks Jersey Proceeds to Veteran related charities

Canadian Legion of Riders Charity RaffleDraw July 13 2014 at Rockinrsquo the Rink Meota SK at Midnight

Lottery Licence RR13-0504

Tickets $5 each

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Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List

Saskatchewan Ride for SightElbow Arena and Fairgrounds

Save the Date June 20 - 22 2014

Pondarosa MH amp RV ParkLocated on Trans Canada Highway

east side of Swift Current SK Ph (306) 773-5000

Open all year

RV and Tenting sites creekside ~Full or Partial Hook-ups BathroomsShowers ~ Laundry Facilities ~ Internet

CAA Approved

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FreedomIt is a hard concept to really truly wrap your mind around We here in the west are quick to pound our chest and proclaim that we are the proud and free The sad thing is freedom is a mirage lingering on the horizon For many of us we work an honest day work ride our bikes in the mean time we complain about politics to our friends but we never really do anything about it other than some grumbles We could be plopped down in any part of the world and our lives would change very little That is not freedom - only the allusion of freedom

As we sit idly by watching our police forces militarize we blindly seek out more rules more regulations Irsquom not sure what the tipping point was what had caused us to shift our focus from freedom true freedom to regulation I do remember growing up in the seventies We didnrsquot have clasps and locks on the cabinets our mothers never absently minded left us in the kitchen by ourselves When I was bad in school I was sent to the Principalrsquos office and was punished by a leather strap across my behind (I still donrsquot swear)

Trying out for sport teams was a try out Not everyone made the team The ones that didnrsquot spent the year shooting pucks into pails snagging baseballs rolling off of roofs until we were good enough to make the team the next year We had winners and losers and even in the playground

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

Continued Next Page

-bad Uncle Monkey

bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events

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when the next goal won each and every one of us knew exactly what the score was and who the real winner was It drove us to be better Sports were not for everyone though Those that didnrsquot excel on the field read books created art Of my friends growing up some went on to play in the NHL my cousin is a mover and shaker in Silicon Valley designing and programming many of the things we use today Others became mechanics and plumbers-the blue collar workers who keep this world running Yet others became doctors and lawyers others became successful actors and musicians teachers and mothers But somewhere someone decide to level the playing field that we were all special little stars Everyone made the team everyone got a medal That it wasnrsquot fair that someone would succeed where others couldnrsquot That parenting should fall on someone elsersquos shoulder - daycares teachers the government Society forgot that it was suppose to be harder for the asthma kid with the deformed leg to play sports Society forgot that those disadvantaged who truly wanted and worked hard still found success We threw away personal responsibility personal accountability If a person backs over a kid in their driveway its not because they are a bad driver

not because they are a bad parent not because they were not paying attention - it is because the company didnrsquot put sensors on the back of the car If a kid shoots up a school its not because of mental illness not because of bad parenting or teaching

- its because the government didnrsquot take away our guns (Considering the recent rash of stabbings in schools and malls it is obvious that person will use any and all things) Each of these small steps was on our freedom pushing it a little farther down into the dirt Our last freedom is freedom of speech that Irsquom allowed to speak my mind here Freedom as long as Irsquom mindful of sponsors event organizersWhen will we regain our freedom Should we regain our freedom Read K Randall Ballrsquos Sam Chopper Orwell to find out what will happen if we donrsquot

-bad Uncle Monkey

E K D M Q T V M Y M B M M G I S M T S O Y E M N T E I E E Q Z X E E A E O O B R I A H N P N I J R A N C L D G B C C A C H S B A C I T D I L U E I M S H I I E T A G S R I D E N D G M U T A M D T R I E K C N R N M E R I D E N U N L U L O A E E H M M C E M N R G A E O U G N M M P S Z R O M E A I M F M V M C M E N S T R U A L R R R A N K E Y H N M H I V V W O P E O X N C R A N S F A A S B M Z M Y R M J S U Y A E L L D A E T S E R E M E M T M M S E M E M O R I A L I Z E M L E E W Z X C A E M E N A C I N G U R N A I L E H P O T S I H P E M C A A O R M E R I T E D X N E L U I C G H O R T Q X S A Y L E R E M T I E Z M Q M E K V R R W V Z B D N O R C E W S I T I H P E M L B N E U Y P M S H R E T I R O M E M X M S

MEMORANDUMBOOKMEMORIALISTMEMORIALIZEMEMORIALSMEMORITERMEMORIZEMEMSAHIBMENACINGMENAGEMENAGERYMENDICANCYMENDICANTMENDICATEMENDICITYMENSES

MENSTRUALMENSTRUUMMENTICULTUREMEPHISTOPHELIANMEPHITICMEPHITISMERACIOUSMERCATUREMERCHANGMANMERELLESMERELYMERESTEADMERFOLKMERGEDMERITED

Continued from Previous Page

bad Uncle Monkey - Word Search Belt Drive BettyrsquosWordsearchR R

How come we put a man on the moon before realizing it would be a good idea to put

wheels on suitcases

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SK News Events

Dare to KnowWhat your body

needs to heal itself

The BodyTalk Systemwith Practitioner Bev Groot

To book an appointment or find out more about the BodyTalk System call

3069815686

Upcoming SK EventsAll Events

Select arrows to view events

You might be a redneck if yoursquove been married 3 times and you still have the

same in laws

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My mother taught me about TIME TRAVELldquoIf you donrsquot straighten up Irsquom going to knock you into the middle of next weekrdquo

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The Grande Prairie Toys for Tots season opener

by Belt Drive Betty

Our local Grande Prairie Toys for Tots group hosts a number of events all riding seasonThe first of those events was their annual swap meet which was held at the Army Navy Air Force Club on Saturday May 10thThere was great participation from the business community with vendors like Bear Biker Wear coming all the way from Bonnyville and Bentleyrsquos from Crestomere in central Alberta adding to the local vendorsA couple of the riding clubs were on hand and I got to interview Manimal of the Chozen Breed and Barb from the Iron Sirens ndash two great local riding clubs that are growing here in Grande Prairie

in search of

lost indians

Pages 1 - 8by Ken Aiken

Continued Next Page

Bentleys Motosicle Pain Tin

Contents

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener

35-37 The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener38-39 Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful40-44 ON News Events45-48 ON Events49-50 Sport - News Events51 Sports Events52 Website Tip of the Week53 Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events54-56 ON Events57 ON Events - Classified AD of the Week58-60 Support Our Troops61 QC Events62 Moto Moncton NB Events63 NB Events64 NB News Events65 WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events66-68 NS Events69-70 NL Events

Irsquove been in love with the same woman or 49 years If my wife ever

finds out shersquoll kill me

RR

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I also got some time with Jamie the new president of Toys for Tots and Seth the new vice presidentThese two along with the rest of the board and volunteers did a great job of organizing the event and by the looks of things they are on to a

ragingly successful season They have a ton of events planned to support our local kidsOther vendors included Uncle Buckrsquos ndash they make the BEST beef jerky around this part of the country and members of the Grandview Hutterite colony were out with some amazing gloves both gauntlets and working gloves The quality of the tanning dying and stitching is utterly fabulous Righteous Cycles was the only local bike shop on hand but they had lots to offerA wide variety of parts were on hand for almost

every brand of motorcycle out there and there were some jewelry and clothing vendors on hand as wellThere were only two vacant tables The traffic was good and the ANAVETS club did a brisk business selling breakfast and later lunchThe one thing I love about these season opener events is that a person gets to see people that

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Chozen Breed Booth

Bear and Penny Bear and his bride Penny

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Continued from Previous Pagehave been in hibernation all winter Heck I saw people that I havenrsquot seen in two and three years and it was fantasticOur local Toys for Tots does amazing work in our community and they deserve the support of every dealer and rider in the region Their next event is the Kneez in the Breeze run on May 24th Check out their poster and if you can consider attending

it I know that I had a blast last yearI myself have to be at my Defense Fund Poker Run in Nisku at Blackjacks but if you are in Grande Prairie and area and are looking for a great group to ride and share the day with you wonrsquot find much finer that the guys and gals of Grande Prairie Toys for Tots

- BDB

Righteous Cycles

Righteous Cycles

Randy Cholach and sister Patty

Iron Sirens Booth

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Itrsquos a beautiful day and you feel like going for a ride on your ATV UTV or motorcycle On the trails along the roads and waterways or on the edge of the woods there are sometimes toxic plants that are dangerous to our health Poison Ivy is more common but others are not as well known such as Giant Hogweed To help you identify them when you make stops during these rides let me show in this article three toxic plants that you may come acrossGiant HogweedShort story Originating in the Caucasus it was probably introduced to North America as an ornamental plant It has since taken root and become widespread in many European countries as well as Australia New Zealand the United States and Canada In Quebec it is considered to be an invasive alien plantDescription It can measure 2 to 5 metres high and 30 centimetres to 1 metre after mowing or cutting Its stem is robust covered in white hairs and raspberry red to purple spots spread out and well defined The leaves can reach up to 15 metres

wide by 3 metres longToxic part Its sap (a colourless odourless liquid secreted by all parts of the plant)Effects Contact with the sap followed by exposure to the sun is odourless but can produce dermatitis up to 48 hours after exposure This is characterized by redness of the skin and swelling blisters or even skin lesions at times serious resembling first or second-degree burnsPlaces Disturbed wetlands (along waterways

ditches roads etc)Take note After the wounds heal brown or white spots can linger for many months or even years on the affected areas and they can remain sensitive to the lightCanadian provinces where it is found British Columbia Ontario Quebec New BrunswickSources Deacutevelopppement durable Environnement Faune et Parcs du gouvernement du Queacutebec Santeacute et services sociaux du Queacutebec (French version only) Espace pour la vie de MontreacutealWild ParsnipDescription The flowers have light yellow-green umbels The first year the plant generally presents a low rosette of fusiform leaves while the roots are developing and flowers in the second year on a long stem before dying

Continued Next Page

V I S I T U S A T

W W W K I M P E X N E W S C O MW W W K I M P E X C O M

Hog Weed

Wild Parsnip

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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Toxic part Its sapEffects Like the Giant Hogweed its sap contains chemical products which on human skin can cause reactions similar to serious burns rashes or blistersPlaces Disturbed environments (abandoned yards open fields alongside roads etc)Take note The plantrsquos chemical composition is known to reduce weight gain and decrease fertility in cattle that eat itCanadian provinces where it is found In all provinces and territories with the exception of NunavutSources Canadian Biodiversity Information Facility from Governement of Canada Ministry of Natural Resources from Governement of OntarioPoison IvyDescription A woody perennial plant with creeping climbing or bushy glossy leaves

Toxic part Its sap contains a toxic resin (present in all parts of the plant except the pollen) Any contact with a broken part of the plant a contaminated object or an animal runs the risk of provoking a reaction The seriousness of the reaction depends on individual sensitivity the amount of sap in contact with the skin and exposed areas of the body

Effects A rash manifested by intense itching and redness Swelling and blisters can also be seen all usually between 24 to 48 hours after contact

Places River banks clearings the edge of the woods along roads etc

Take note Inhalation of smoke coming from burning Poison Ivy plants provokes an extremely painful eruption of the lining of the lungs which can lead to respiratory problems and even death

Canadian provinces where it is found In all provinces with the exception of Newfoundland-Labrador

Sources Governement of Canada Health Espace pour la vie Montreacuteal

Continued from Previous Page

Poison Ivy

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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On May 7th the official Road Captain was announced for the 4th Annual Bob Probert Ride This yearrsquos honourary grand marshal is the beautifully talented Emmy Award nominated Jacqueline MacInnes

Wood Thatrsquos right our very own hometown Canadian actress disc jockey singer television host and skilled motorcycle rider will lead the estimated 1100 motorcycles on June 22nd from Thunder Road Harley-Davidson Born in Windsor Ontario she is best known for her role as Steffy Forrester on the long-running American soap opera The Bold and the Beautiful She is also the younger sister to Dani Probert the Event Co-Chair for the Bob Probert RideFor the past four years riders in vests leather boots and blue jeans revved their

engines honouring the late hockey player Bob Probert while benefitting cardiac care at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Itrsquos a fitting tribute given that Bob was a Harley-Davidson enthusiast himself and also loved participating in charity ridesJacqueline now joins the small list of past

Continued Next Page

Mike Bechard

2014 Bob Probert Ride Media LaunchON News Events

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road captains such as former hockey players and Bobrsquos teammates Tony Amonte Sheldon Kennedy and Chris Chelios All of whom led a brigade of motorcycles following a scenic routearound Windsor and Essex County riding along the water and through the county settings showcasing the arearsquos beautyThe route has planned stops in Amherstburg Colchester Belle River and the Riverside Sportsmenrsquos Club mdashthe final stop Each stop is unique and gives the riders an opportunity to get something to eat and drink while a chance to win some awesome prizes like autographed Original Six jerseysBob Probert was a local hockey icon and an enforcer who played in the National Hockey League

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for 16 seasons with the Detroit Red Wings and the Chicago Blackhawks He passed away in 2010 after suffering a heart attack while on his boat out on Lake St Clair Dani Probert Bobrsquos widow has been organizing the memorial ride since its inception in 2011 That year was especially significant because

it was the first year that she was actually able to process the overwhelming amount of supportIn the last three years motorcyclists werenrsquot the only ones who turned out for the memorial ridemdashthousands of spectators stood at the side of the road to cheer the riders on at the different stops All participants of the Bob Probert Ride have risen over $300000 to fund the expansion of the cardiac care unit at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Windsor unfortunately has one of the highest rates of cardiac emergencies in Canada and there is not enough room to meet the demands As a result routine procedures are often rescheduled to make way for emergency cases Dani Probert and the hospital boardrsquos ultimate goal are to make the unit open 247 and have two beds available for angioplasty instead of just oneItrsquos hard to put into words how the communityrsquos support has helped Dani and her four children Brogan Tierney Jack and Declyn after such an immense loss In addition the family looks forward to this yearrsquos ride being even bigger with riders from

all over including Michigan paying homage to their father ldquoThe Enforcerrdquo Bob ProbertThe date for the 2014 Bob Probert Ride is June 22nd and all up-to-date information can be found on the website wwwprobertridecomRide safe ride freeMike ldquoChopperrdquo Bechard

Continued from Previous Page

ON News Events

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The 2014 ldquoRide for MSrdquo now in its 6th year is on Sunday September 21 2014 Shar Good Event Organizer recounts ldquoIt has been a learning experience receiving the help of Mike Bechard of the Lone Wolf Clubhouse back in the beginning to bring to life my dream of an event such as this since my diagnosis of Multiple

Sclerosis in 1985 I wanted to make a difference and help in any way I couldrdquo Good explains ldquoMultiple Sclerosis is the most commonly diagnosed neurological disease found in individuals between the ages of 15 to 40mdashthis area of Southwestern Ontario has a high number of affected people Reports from local neurologists tell us that approximately 700 to 800 citizens in our area have been diagnosedGood went on to say ldquoAll motorcycle riders are welcome to participate in the Ride for MS poker run to benefit the Windsor-Essex County Chapter of the MS Society of Canada This great ride starts and ends with a full course family style dinner at the Columbus Center of South Windsor 2014 Columbus Drive in Windsor Registration begins at 900AM and will run until 1030AM Registration Fees are as follows Rider $30 (FREE with $100 in Pledges) Passenger $20 (Free with $100 in Pledges) Participants are encouraged to collect pledges to receive pledge awards that start at $200 with Gas Cards awarded for pledges starting at $250 The Pledge Award Tier is provided on the pledge sheet available for download at wwwlonewolfclubhousecom and wwwmssocietycachaptersessexcommunityhtm The first stop of the poker run will be The Leaf in Windsor where you are welcome to have a full breakfast from the menu followed by stops at The

Sandbar Waterfront Grill (providing lunch specials) Birdiersquos Perch out in Leamington (providing FREE bottled water) the Pelee Island Winery in Kingsville (providing FREE wine tasting) Crabby Joersquos in Essex with the last optional stop being at Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery where you will receive a 6th optional card for your poker handrdquo Shar goes on to explain the 6th poker stop is optional giving you an extra chance to get either the Best or Worst Poker Hand of the day and win a prize for each Six stops in total are allocated along the 100 mile route Itrsquos so much fun itrsquos wonderful to be able to host a fundraiser that puts a smile on everyonersquos facerdquo Once back at the Columbus Center of S Windsor there is a family style dinner and an opportunity to participate in a 5050 Draw a Chinese Auction and a Gift Certificate Grab Bag There are Door Prizes for the ride participants using their Free Door Prize ticket they received upon Registration Good goes on to welcome non-riders as there are DINNER ONLY TICKETS available for $25 each and when purchasing in a set of 2 tickets a tax receipt for $20 will be issued Shar reiterates ldquoBikers Sponsors Volunteers amp Contributors to the event make it happen We have been blessed in the past and again this year with this event being sponsored by DIAMOND SPONSORSHIPS Biz X The Leaf Families First amp Leather King and RUBY SPONSORSHIPS UNIFOR Local 444 Robinson Motorcycle Avon Canada Fran Sales CrsquoEst Bon Lone Wolf Clubhouse Comfort Inn Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery Pelee Island Winery Sandbar Waterfront Grill Steversquos Auto Shine Birdiersquos Perch Canadian Tire (Tecumseh Rd E Windsor) Molson Coors and Belt Drive Betty The contributions of businesses in our community of door prizes and auction items add personality to the event

Good is happy to report ldquoTo date the Ride for MS has raised $33900 that has been used in assisting those with MS to subsidize the purchase of much needed assisted that enhance the quality of their

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livesrdquo As Event Planner amp Creator Good observes first hand how the money raised facilitates those living with multiple sclerosis Having MS herself she works with the Windsor-Essex County Chapter as a past board member aiding their membership almost on a daily basis Good reflects on her past involvement with the society and what she learned ldquoI was amazed with how much the special equipment cost and was surprised with the amounts that were not covered The depths that the society had to go through to make sure people with MS got

the equipment they needed when they needed it amazed merdquo This is where the Ride for MS and the funds raised from this event come into play ldquoThe society informs the participant of this event annually at the dinner as to how the funds raised were used which is importantrdquo says Good ldquothe feeling you get when a recipient of these funds find out you are a participant of the event that helped them obtain a piece of equipment gives you a hug and says thank you is surrealrdquoJoin us on Sunday September 21st and make someonersquos wish for a better quality of life become a reality For more information you may contact Shar at (519) 798-3858 or by email at shar54xplornetca SUBJECT Ride for MS

ON News Events

Whatever you do in life always give 100 Unless yoursquore

donating blood

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Grand Bendrsquos ldquoVintage Bike DaysrdquoThis years Annual ldquoShow amp Shinerdquo event will be held in Grand Bend and takes place on Sunday July 20 2014 from 1000am until around 1pm right on Grand Bendrsquos Main Street (exact location will be announced soon)Again this year there is no registration fee no official judging no vendors and itrsquos NOT a swap-meet but there will be a group ride from Main Street to the Grand Bend MOTORPLEX Raceway

to enjoy the Vintage Road Racing Associations ldquoSUMMER CLASSICrdquo EventVintage related club and group displays are encouragedJust show up and proudly show off your scooters and motorcycles All makes and models of Vintage amp Classic bikes are most welcomeFind us on Facebook httpwwwfacebookcompagesGrand-Bends-Vintage-Bike-Days204561802964090sk=wallampapp_data

HHR RouteDetails are here We are assembling in front of the HQ building at CFB Trenton with the ride departing at 1145 Due to some issues related to our permit that could not be resolved in the short time remaining before our Ride we in the interest in safety and the show must go on have decided to move our Rally to the Whitby Entertainment Centrum This is where the ride will end It is the same location as our assembly last yearJoin us as we welcome home our HEROES as the mission has ended in Afghanistan for our Canadian ForcesHope to see many of you there

ON Events

2930 Haldimand Road 20 Cayuga1st Annual Autism Rodeo amp Family Day Charity Event to raise funds for Autism

11am-5pm Family Time bull Live bands ~ TBAbull Kids Gamesbull Face Paintingbull Free BBQ amp Drink with admission

5pm-2am Adults ONLY~Rodeo Timebull Motorcycle Gamesbull Show N Shine bull Pig Roastbull Live Bands ~ TBAbull Beer Kegs

Overnight Camping (Adults Only) Sponsors

raquo Motorcycle Enhancements raquo Tattz AndCompany raquo Black widow paintball amp Airsoftl raquo Mainway Sports raquo Action Auto raquo Paula Manto Swick Registered Disability

Savings Plan Rep raquo CrazeePaint Airbrushing

VendorsTattz AndCompanyBlack widow Paintball amp AirsoftPaula Manto Swick Registered Disability Savings Plan Rep

All proceeds go to Autism Awarenes

Autism Rodeo amp Family Day - August 2nd 2014

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ON Events

Why a round pizza gets delivered in a square box

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ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo Winner of Combined SOAR and RACE Events Get CSBK National Support (csbkca)This Ontario motorcycle roadracing season sanctioning groups SOAR and RACE are working together with a pair of Series race

weekends SOAR is hosting the RACE group at Grand Bend Raceway on June 13-15 while RACE returns the favor by hosting SOAR racers at Shannonville Motorsport Park June 27-29 As part of this co-promotion Dunlop racing tire distributor Pro 6 Cycle and the National Mopar CSBK organizing group have also joined up to provide a special bonus for Amateur Sport Bike

Continued Next Page

Dunlop Amateur Showdown winner to get National support

Sports - News Events

ADULTA person who has stopped

growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle

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class (approx 600cc) competitors A two round points-paying Series will recognize the appropriate Sport Bike-type class races at the SOAR and RACE-hosted events determining the top rising star in that category The racer who achieves the best combined result from the two race ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo will receive a competition award sponsoring their entry for the final Amateur Sport Bike Mopar CSBK National rounds at Canadian Tire Motorsport Park August 15-17Dunlop distributor Pro 6 Cycle and CSBK will supply competitor entry and racing tires to the winner of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo for the

CTMP National weekend The entry will include both Saturday and Sunday Amateur Sport Bike double header rounds with the successful Amateur competitor receiving a maximum of six Dunlop DOT-type class appropriate racing tires for use during the three day eventThe winning competitor must not have held a Pro motorcycle roadracing License nor can they have competed in more than two previous National races SOAR and RACE organizers will be the final judges of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo and ensure that all competitors respect the structure and spirit of the bonus competitionFor more information please check the SOAR (soaracingca) and RACE Events (Shannonvillecom) official web sites

Sports - News Events

DatesMay 16thJune 20thJuly 25thAugust 15thSeptember 12th

Registration opens at 5pm on the day of the event followed by racing at 7pm All racers must havevalid motorcycle drivers licensefull faced Snell 05 approved helmetgauntlet style leather glovesleather jacketleather bootscompetitors exceeding 120 mph will be required to wear full leathersMotorcycles must be in good working order and will be required to pass tech inspection prior to their first pass CLICK HERE for additional information on the Mission Raceway Park and their street legal Friday night races

2014 CMDRA Bracket Racing at Mission Raceway

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Sports Events

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

THE 27th

THREE DAY

May 171819 ndash 2014 ndash at Scotch Creek

All usual Classes ndash Entry $25 per day - $10 Vintage - Kids free

The Old Guy in 1971

Dean Seaman 2014

171819 ndash 2014 ndash171819 ndash 2014 ndash

This year the event will enter a new era with a two day Modern Trial

Total results will count for the overall Championship

Round 2 in Rocky Mountain House ABRound 3 in Ymir BC

We also have planned a Kids Trialon the Saturday night for

Both Electric and engine powered bikes Camping is good with Porta -Potties on site

Call for details of Motels etc

Phone Outlaw Dave for further info (250) 545-6139Directions - Follow the road to Scotch Creek from Hiway one West of Sorrento Then turn left

At Leopold road at the top of the hill after you leave town (Tire sign on left) red arrows from that point

A big thanks to the land owners for the use of this fantastic area

Modern Trial - Saturday amp Sunday - Vintage Monday Start time 10am all three days

13 13 13 13 13 13

For13 Immediate13 Release13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 May13 813 201413 13 CMDRA13 Announces13 Revised13 201413 Schedule13 13 The13 Canadian13 Motorcycle13 Drag13 Racing13 Association13 is13 releasing13 details13 of13 their13 updated13 201413 schedule13 The13 six13 race13 series13 which13 includes13 events13 in13 British13 Columbia13 Alberta13 and13 Ontario13 required13 revision13 following13 the13 unexpected13 announcement13 of13 the13 suspension13 of13 operations13 at13 one13 of13 the13 venues13 included13 in13 the13 original13 schedule13 13

Revised13 201413 Schedule13 June13 141513 13 Grand13 Bend13 Motorplex13 Grand13 Bend13 ON13 June13 2213 (113 day13 event)13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 July13 121313 13 13 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13 August13 232413 13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 Fort13 St13 John13 BC13 September13 6713 13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 September13 272813 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13

13

13 13

13 CMDRA13 Executive13 Director13 Kevin13 Shupac13 commented13 ldquoThe13 CMDRA13 is13 sincerely13 thankful13 for13 the13 support13 the13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 and13 Castrol13 Raceway13 and13 all13 of13 the13 tracks13 the13 CMDRA13 will13 visit13 in13 201413 We13 would13 also13 like13 to13 thank13 our13 members13 for13 their13 patience13 during13 the13 past13 four13 weeksrdquo13 13 13

13 13

infocmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 13 wwwcmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 1877580900813 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 TwitterCMDRA201413 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 Facebook13 CMDRA13

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR After your hands become coated with

grease your nose will begin to itch

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Did you know that BeltDriveBettycom has the most comprehensive database of Canadian Riding Clubs on the on the internet Wersquove revamped our Riding Club directory and wersquod like to know what you think Itrsquos indexed by Province and by Type of Riding Club for easy browsing

bull Brand Specificbull Cruising and Touringbull Military bull Lifestylebull Occupation-Relatedbull Rider Rights and Freedomsbull Vintagebull Sportsbull Womenrsquos Riding Clubsbull Motorcycle Ministries

httpwwwbeltdrivebettycomcommunityriding-clubs

TIP OF THE WEEK RIDING CLUBS section REVAMPED

on Facebook has photo albums for each province and month filled with tons of events

httpwwwfacebookcomCanadianMotorcycleEventsphotos_albums

Visit our page and go to the photos link once there click on albums to find the Province and month you are interested in

You can also use our national calendars at wwwcanadianmotorcycleeventscom - filled with even more event information you can sort them right down to only one province and they are highly shareable

Our CANADIAN MOTORCYCLE EVENTS

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

ldquoIf yoursquore going to kill each other do it outside I just finished cleaningrdquo

Website Tip of the Week

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Tides roll in and tides roll out

There arenrsquot too many things in life that are predictable but ocean tides are one of them

Our family just returned from a short vacation on a Vancouver Island beach and I found the tides fascinating

Incoming tides covered the beach and at high tide you could literally see all the sandcastles wood forts and creations literally disappear under the water never to be seen again

The outgoing tides revealed a clean fresh canvas and some sea-life caught in the tidal pools left behind or laying helplessly on the beach Seagulls swooped down to shell covered areas of the beach in search of oysters that had been stranded on the half kilometer sandy beach as the eagles hovered above looking for their next snack

I could not help but think about the lsquoTides of Lifersquo where we know that until our number comes up and we face eternal judgment each day the sun will come up we will spend time with those people whom we love (family friends) and with people whom we would most likely prefer not to be spending time with (school work) and we will experience all the good and not so good that the

tides of life bring our way Night will come and in the morning we will repeat the cycle all over again

As a born-again believer I felt the tide analogy was an appropriate one The ocean washes away everything left on the beach and when we ask Christ for the forgiveness of our sins he literally washes them away Check out this verse from ldquoOur Ownerrsquos Manual for Liferdquo found in Psalm 103 verse 12 ldquoHe has removed our sins as far from us as the east is from the westrdquo

Our biker church exists to take the ldquoGood Newsrdquo and the ldquoSalvation Messagerdquo to un-churched bikers here on the West Coast In fact our prayer is that the Holy Spirit would become like a raging wildfire touching the hearts and lives of bikers resulting in an assurance of eternity with our Jesus in heaven and a life on this earth that takes on new meaning and purpose

If you think riding your scoot along a seaside highway on a hot summerrsquos day is something special just wait until you do it when Jesus Christ is at the controls of your lifehellip there is no greater lsquohighrsquo and bigger lsquorushrsquo than this All it takes is a few short words ask Jesus to forgive you for your sins tell him you that you want him to be Lord of your life Follow this up with prayer and bible reading and oh yeahhellip believe that he does in fact lsquohave your backrsquo in this life

Ride safe Ride true

Pastor Chuck

Canadian Riders Support Program Network

By joining the Canadian Riders Support Program you volunteer to provide assistance to broken down riders in your area This assistance may include providing information about nearby repair shops towing accommodations making phone calls providing directions etc While some Canadian Riders have expressed that they would be able to provide help with tools wrenching towing and even temporary accommodations the level of assistance you may provide is totally up to you as you feel comfortable and safe to do soLetrsquos face it most of us have been there away from home and broke down by the side of the road Canadian Rider Members are also listed in Belt Drive Bettyrsquos Little Black Book a resource directory currently carried in the saddlebags of thousands of Canadian Riders As a ldquoThank Yourdquo from Belt Drive Betty Canadian Riders Support Network Members receive The Busted Knuckle Chronicles E-Subscription free of charge

Come join us at httpwwwcanadianridersca

Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events

Pastor Chuck

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ON Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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ON - Events

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ON News - ON Events

If everything seems to be going well you have obviously

overlooked something

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Classified Ad of the Week

2002 Tiny Mite Cargo Trailer

Stock CTRL0033 Colour Blue Features Very clean trailer in excellent condition tons of storage good quality cargo trailer at a good price

Price $ 2495 CAD NO GST

Contact

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(780) 389-3344

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Email edwardtrikezonecom

ON Events - Classified AD of the Week

Upcoming ON EventsJune - August

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Join Veterans Law Enforement First Responders and their supporters from both Canada and the US on this overnight cross border ride to Wenatchee Washington June 7th 2014Check out httpcanamveteransrideweeblycom for details laquoHalf The Fun is Getting Thereraquo

Support Our Troops

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Support Our Troops

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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Support Our Troops

Upcoming SOT EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

Are you a veteran who owns a businessWould you like to promote your products or services but find advertising expensive

Get 50 off your first 6 months of advertisingContact Belt Drive Betty to find out about the

Veteranrsquos Business Starter Programbdbettygmailcom

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Tee Shirts Patches amp More in the BDB Store

We appreciate your support

wwwbdbstorecom

QC EVENTS

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What did the elephant say to the naked man How do you breathe through that

tiny thing

Ah lsquoFridayrsquo my second favorite F-word

August 7 - 10 2014 - In the Heart of Downtown MonctonThe MotoMoncton Festival was first launched in August of 2011 with motorcyclists from near and taking over Monctonrsquos downtown core This three-day event featured motorcycle stunt shows a burnout competition group rides throughout Southeastern New Brunswick a bike cruise through Moncton live entertainment on Main Street and much moreIn 2012 the City of Moncton was pleased to host another weekend of motorcycle madness in downtown Moncton and to welcome bikers from across the region and across the country as the city hosted both MotoMoncton and the 17th Canadian National Harley Owners Group Rally Moncton was honoured to be chosen as host city for this national event and together with MotoMoncton the HOG Rally proved to be yet another exciting motorcycle weekend in the cityThis past August 2013 MotoMoncton organizers were yet again pleased to host another successful weekend of exciting activity with thousands visiting the festival grounds throughout the weekend

The festival an initiative of the City of Moncton is made possible by the support of various partners including Downtown Moncton Centre-Ville Inc various local motorcycle dealers and clubs and other community partners

For more information and sponsorship enquiries please contact 506-383-7020 506-877-7700 of by Email infomotomonctoncaOr visit motomonctonca

MOTO MONCTON NB EVENTS

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What are three words a woman never wants to hear when shersquos making love ldquoHoney Irsquom homerdquo

NB EVENTS

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club would be very pleased if you would help support our up coming charity event in support of the DECH Childrenrsquos Ward

This year our Toy Ride takes place June 14th 2014 We are celebrating our 30th Ride Register early to receive a limited Edition 30th Anniversary Shirt

Registration forms online at

httpfrederictonmotorcycleclubcaHomephp

The ride begins at the parking lot of the Canadian Tire Two Nations Crossing (North Side) On site registration between 930 am amp 1045 am Ride begins at 11 am sharp

The Motorcyclist will enjoy a scenic country ride via Nashwack Bridge to Stanley At the Stanley school there will be a barbeque Show-N-Shine 5050 draw silent auction etc

The group will return via the Royal Road ending up at the DECH for the presentations of the Toys and monies raised to the Child Life Unit of the DECH

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club has been the most consistent supporter of the DECH Childrenrsquos Life Unit since 1985 All of the funds raised and Toys collected go to the hospitalized Children

Please share this email with all your friends Help us Brighten A Childrsquos Stay

Fredricton Motorcycle Club Toy Ride

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Where Royal Canadian Legion Branch 350 Port DalhousieWhen Saturday 7 June Blessing starts 11am followed by the Show and Shine

Show and Shine Entry fee $1000

11 trophies up for grabsbull Best in Show 1st 2nd 3rd placebull Best cruiser 1st amp 2nd placebull Best touring 1st and 2nd placebull Best sport bike 1st amp 2nd placebull Best sport touring 1st amp 2nd place

BBQ burgers and sausage on a bun for sale 5050 draw coffee and donutsAll proceeds to support the Royal Canadian Legion Port DalhousieI challenge all Bike clubs in the Niagara area to attend this wonderful event Hosted by the Working Stiffs Riding ClubCanadian Legion Branch 350 Located at 600 Ontario St St Catharines ON L2N 7P8 (Known as Port Dalhousie ) 905-934-1261 Please use Joe Caruso as a contact andor myself Joes email address is kawasaki07bellnet andor faronleonardhotmailcom Thank You look forward to meeting some day

Blessing of the Motorbikersquos and Show and Shine

NB News Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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Actor WisdomThere are four questions of value in lifehellip What is sacred Of what is the spirit made What is worth living for and what is worth dying for The answer to each is the same Only love~ Johnny Depp

Polymath WisdomBelieve none of what you hear and half of what you see- Benjamin Franklin

Spiritual Leader WisdomHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else yoursquore the one who gets burned ~ Buddha

Educator WisdomPeople who consider themselves victims of their circumstances will always remain victims unless they develop a greater vision for their lives ~ Stedman Graham~

Spiritual Teacher WisdomIt is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living ~ Eckhart Tolle

Lithographer WisdomA positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort ndash Herm Albright

I just got back from a pleasure trip I took my mother-in-law to

the airport

WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events

R RWYZWMNrsquoSWORDS TO THE WISE

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Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

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I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

Select Arrows to view events

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A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

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Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

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  • In Search Of Lost Indians
  • BC Events
  • International News Events
  • National Events
  • From the Depths of File 13 - I Hate Mondays
  • AB News - Events
  • David Pocock - AB Events
  • Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events
  • RAGE - SK Events
  • SK Events
  • Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle
  • Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List
  • bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events
  • SK News - Word Search
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  • The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener
  • Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful
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  • sport - News Events
  • Sports Events
  • Website Tip of the Week
  • Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events
  • ON Events
  • ON Events - Classified AD of the Week
  • Support Our Troops
  • QC Events
  • NB Events
  • NB News Events
  • WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events
  • NS Events
  • NL Events
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I hate Mondays but probably not for the same reasons most of you dislike them

I generally love my job helping riders find the news and information that is important to them BUT

Today like every riding season Monday the news feeds are FILLED with crashes that took place over the weekend

Page after page of crash stories some about dead riders some about injured riders and some about those who got lucky

It is my job to sift through the feeds and find the information that is pertinent to Canadians and sadly I found information on three crashes all in Ontario

In the first crash a rider hit and killed a dog but

suffered minor injuries himself the second article is about a lady rider in critical condition and the third article is about a rider who died

In the case of the lady ride an east bound pickup struck her north bound motorcycle and the driver was charged with careless driving

In the case of the rider who died he got into some gravel and hit the ditch

Folks WE riders have to become so hyper aware out there we need to sharpen our skills

My heart is breaking for the families of these riders

Itrsquos not a great start to the work week and with the long weekend coming I am seriously concerned for the riding community - I beg you - PLEASE be hyper aware of your surroundings

Get out in a parking lot and practise your emergency stopping make sure your tires are inflated properly and that your motorcycle is in good repair

One other thing I would like you to consider please

wear good gear it might save your life save you tons of healing time and with the condition of our roadways and so many who drive other automobiles not paying attention or being aware isnrsquot that little extra piece of mind worth it

For the other news that could affect your day or life as a rider visit wwwbeltdrivebettycom

Until Next week I am your editor Belt Drive Betty

From the Depths of File 13 - I Hate Mondays

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Top Rocker Motorcycle Gear LtdTough Mudder is coming to the Drumheller Badlands this September Top Rocker is hoping to enter a team for this world event We have 2 team members and need at least 4 more If you think yoursquore up to the challenge and want to take on this team challenge then come and join the Top Rocker Tough Mudder team For more information send me an email to toprockergearhotmailcomNEVER HEARD OF TOUGH MUDDER Check this out httpstoughmuddercomhttpwwwyoutubecomuserToughMudder

Top Rocker Motorcycle Gear Ltd11 2 ave NRosedale Alberta T0J 2V0Phone (403) 823-4327Email toprockergearhotmailcomWebsite httptoprockergearcom

Okay Okay it all makes sense now I never looked at it this way before MENtal illness MENstrual cramps MENtal breakdown MENopause GUYnecologist

And when we have REAL trouble itrsquos a HISterectomy Ever notice how all of womenrsquos problems start with MEN

Whatrsquos the difference between chopped beef and pea soupEveryone can chop beef but not everyone can pea soup

AB News - Events

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So how many folk REALLY LOOK at their tires How often do you look at them What are you looking forPossibly the most important part of a bike safety wise are the tires Think about it these are the sole contact between the road and the bike they are

how we stop start and go around corners If the tires are too soft or too hard the bike handles VERY poorly if the tires are too worn they will not grip the road in wet conditions and are prone to going flat If you are using the wrong kind of tire for your bike that too will contribute to poor performance On a bike the contact patch is so much smaller than for a car or truck so therefore it is that much more important to us the rider

Here are some things to watch forAge of the tire How do we know what the age of the tire is Look on the side wall of the tire there will be a code which on one side of the tire will start with DOT and have at least 12 characters after the DOT the last set of numbers are the ones which will tell you the date (on the other side of the tire the code will only be the date code) Since 2000 the last set fo numbers will be four numbers the first two numbers will tell you in which week of the year the tire was made the last two will designate the year So for example 3412 this tire was made in the 34th week of 2012 Hopefully you are not riding on tires made before 2000 Tires that are too old are too hard and will not grip the road Likewise the age of the tire will affect the warranty manufacturers will warranty a tire for five years from

the date of manufacture andor four years from the date of purchase (side note here is yet another reason to keep your receipts) Tire air pressure There are notations on your bike and in the owners manual which will tell you the air pressures you should run Typically these are different pressures front and back and will also be different for differing ride conditions whether riding two-up high speed or regular riding A word of caution here until you are familiar with your bike

and how it handles follow these guide lines exactly and even after that follow these fairly closely Too little air will lead to very poor handling and the possibility that your tire might come off the rim under sever conditions like a hard corner Too high a pressure will lead to early failure of the tire and also premature wear

Continued Next Page

by David Pocock

Tires for motorcycles care and feeding

Tires For Motorcyles Care amp Feeding - AB Events

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Continued from Previous Page

Tirewheel balance As important as wheel balance is on a car consider that on a bike it is even more so on a bike A rear tire that is out of balance will contribute to sever fatigue in the rider and be bad for the general handling amongst other problems If the front tirewheel is out of balance this can be a much more dangerous problem steering will be hard in minor cases and almost impossible in the extreme If the front tire is unbalanced there will be ldquospeed wobblerdquo which can easily upset the bike even at lower speedsTread condition When tires are made there is a ldquowear barrdquo moulded in this bar will show when the tire has reached what the manufacturer feels is the limit of safe remaining tread on the tire When you see the ldquowear barrdquo get the tire replaced because any further wear will just be dangerous to you and others When you are on your new tires be cautious for the first 100 or so km because in that first little layer of rubber will be some remnants of ldquomould release compoundrdquo This ldquomould release compoundrdquo is a very slippery substance that is sprayed into the mould just before the rubber is injected so that the tire will not stick to the mould which makes for poor to low traction till it has

been worn off If it has or is raining when you go to pick your bike up after a tire change to new tires consider putting of picking your bike up till conditions are dryAs always you the rider are responsible check you tire pressures everyday you ride and have a good look at the condition of the tires at least once a week look for gouges slices bulges chunks missing from the tread or anything else that ldquodoesnrsquot look quite rightrdquo The life you save will probably be your ownRide safe we would rather talk to you than about you

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch

Tires For Motorcyles Care amp Feeding - AB Events

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Newfie Diet

A Newfie was terribly overweight so the doctor put her on a diet

ldquoI want you to eat regularly for 2 days then skip a day then eat regularly again for 2 days then skip a day Repeat this procedure for 2 weeks The next time I see you you should have lost at least 5 poundsrdquo

When the Newfie returned she shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 lbs

ldquoWhy thatrsquos amazingrdquo the doctor said ldquoDid you follow my instructionsrdquo

The Newfie nodded ldquoIrsquoll tell you though be jaesuz I trsquoaut I were going to drop dead on dat lsquotird dayrdquo

ldquoFrom the hunger you meanrdquo asked the doctor

ldquoNo from the fuckinrsquo skippinrsquordquo

Submitted by Sandra Bannerman Ontario

Volunteers

Eleven women were clinging precariously to a wildly swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on Mount Everest Ten were blonde one was a brunette

As a group they decided that one of the party should let go

If that didnrsquot happen the rope would break and everyone would perish

For an agonizing few moments no one volunteered

Finally the brunette gave a truly touching speech saying she would sacrifice herself to save the lives of the others

All the blondes applauded

Submitted by Jacqueline Archembeault Saguenay QC

Human Race

A little girl asked her mother ldquoHow did the human race come aboutrdquo

The Mother answered ldquoGod made Adam and Eve they had children and so all mankind was maderdquo

A few days later the little girl asked her father the same question The father answered ldquoMany years ago there were monkeys and we developed from themrdquo

The confused girl returns to her mother and says ldquoMom how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God and Papa says we developed from monkeysrdquo

The Mother answers ldquoWell dear it is very simple I told you about the origin of my side of the family and your father told you about his siderdquo

Continued Next Page

Vilna Ironhorse Motorcycle Show amp Shine

-Saturday June 29th 2013 On-site Camping gt Vendors Show amp Shine Prizes Music Events Fundraising

Registration from 10-11am - $1000 cash prize for best overall (spectator

favorite) Cash Categories includ Best Dressed Chopped Touring Street

Stock Vintage Best Paint Trike (selected judges) Hosted by the Vilna

amp District Chamber of Commerce - Event Contact - Ed Phone (780) 636-

3364 (2) c|o sponsored by Howlin Coyote Motorcycle Campground

- Camping - On site Convenience Store

June 28 - July 01 2013

Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events

If I agreed with you wersquod both be wrong

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Motherrsquos Shock

A mother enters her daughterrsquos bedroom and sees a letter on the wall over the bed With the worst premonition she reads it with trembling hands It is with great regret and sorrow that Irsquom telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend I found real passion and he is so nice with all his piercings and tattoos and his big motorcycle

But is not only that Mum Irsquom pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods He wants to have many more children with me and thatrsquos one of my dreams Irsquove learned that marijuana doesnrsquot hurt anyone and wersquoll be growing it for us and his friends who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we may want

In the meantime wersquoll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure for Ahmed to get better he deserves it Donrsquot worry Mom Irsquom 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself Some day Irsquoll visit for you to know your grandchildren Your daughter Judith

PS Mum itrsquos not true Irsquom at the neighbourrsquos house I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than my report card thatrsquos in the desk drawer

Submitted by Brenda Beamish Moncton NB

Productive Salesmanship ndash A Little Johnny Joke

The kids filed back into class Monday morning They were very excited

Their weekend assignment was to sell something

then give a talk on productive salesmanship

Little Mary led off ldquoI sold girl scout cookies and I made $30rdquo she said proudly ldquoMy sales approach was to appeal to the customerrsquos civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious successrdquo

ldquoVery goodrdquo said the teacher

Little Sally was next ldquoI sold magazinesrdquo she said ldquoI made $45 and

I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them abreast of current eventsrdquo

ldquoVery good Sallyrdquo said the teacher

Eventually it was Little Johnnyrsquos turn

Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacherrsquos deskrdquo$2467rdquo he said

ldquo$2467rdquo cried the teacher ldquoWhat in the world were you sellingrdquo

ldquoTooth brushesrdquo said Little Johnny

ldquoTooth brushesrdquo echoed the teacher ldquoHow could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much moneyrdquo

ldquoI found the busiest corner in townrdquo said Little Johnny ldquoI set up a Dip amp Chip stand I gave everybody who walked by a sample

They all said the same thing

Hey this tastes like shit

Then I would sayrdquo It is shitrdquo

Wanna buy a toothbrushrdquo

Submitted by Dave Evens Chilliwack BC

Continued from Previous Page

Men have two emotions Hungry and Horny If you see him without an erection make him a sandwich

Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events

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Boy calls 911 Hello I need your help

911 Alright What is it

Boy Two girls are fighting over me

911 So whatrsquos your emergency

Boy The ugly one is winning

AB Events

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

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AB Events

Facing noise bylaws that single out motorcycles

Contact MODEL for assistance no matter what province in

Canada you live in wwwmodeledmontoncom

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AB Events

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Someone stole all my credit cards but I wonrsquot be

reporting it Thethief spends less than my wife did

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Get your event information to us - we cannot promote what we donrsquot have

an informed community is a strong communityeventsbeltdrivebettycom

AB Events

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TEXTING CODES FOR SENIOR CITIZENS AS FOLLOWS

ATD - At the Doctorrsquos

BFF - Best Friendrsquos Funeral

BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth [this one is very hilarious]

CBM - Covered by Medicare

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Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

AB Events

Upcoming ab EventsAll Events

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When We RideTalk with a group of riders and yoursquoll soon realize that the reasons we choose to ride a motorcycle are very different for each and every one of us The riding community in Saskatchewan is made up of a very diverse and broad group of people Many of us ride alone or with a few friends never joining or belonging to a club organization or group We simply plate our motorcycles and ride every chance we get

In 2013 there were 27439 motorcycles registered (at some part of the riding season by either plates

or permits) These motorcycles were registered in 626 different locations We are literally spread ALL OVER this province

All of us do share 4 common things1 the roads we ride on2 the traffic we ride with3 the reality that we all have zero control over

what another driver rider is going to do when in traffic on the highway in a parking lot or basically anywhere

4 that we need to be aware alert and riding for any and all situations at all times

It does not matter how long yoursquove been riding the type of motorcycle you are riding your age the others you may be riding with the length of your hair how cool your jacket is the type of gear to choose to (or not to) wear and on and on and on

The only thing that matters is how much you are paying attention when you are riding and that you are riding to your own personal ability as a rider

In Saskatchewan the top major reasons a motorcyclist uses when an accident does occur are

1 Inattention - yeshellipmotorcyclists use this as a reason when they have an accident

2 Road condition excessive loose gravel ndash ride for the conditions of the road you seeing in front of you and that you are on Loose gravel and dirt on the road surface is a huge problem all year roundhellipnot just till the roads are cleaned in the Cities

3 Driver inexperience confusion ndash there are a lot of new riders out there and riders who are returning to their motorcycles after many years This has nothing to do with the age of a rider

4 Wild life (animals) ndash yes we do a lot of riding where there is wild life

5 Careless Driving Stunting ndash going too fast passing improperly following too closely etc

This information was taken from a Causation Study done from 2007 ndash 2012 by Traffic Safety Services ndash SGI

So when you get on your motorcycle for the first time this seasonhellipand every time you ride Please rememberhellip

bull ride like you will never be given the right of way

bull ride like you are never seenbull watch the conditions of the road you

are riding on at all timesBe defensive alert aware and always on guard

Rhonda CwynarPresident RAGERiders Against Government Exploitation

RAGE - SK Events

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SK Events

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONrsquoT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF ALL MY FRIENDS ARE MAD BECAUSE THEY THINK I AM

SHOUTING AT THEM OVER INTERNET PLEASE HELP

We always hold hands If I let go she shops

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Special thanks to Sven Bernard of Johnny Pag Motorcycles of Canada for donating the bike that the

Canadian Legion of Riders in North Battleford Saskatchewan won

They are raffling it off to raise funds for their projects

Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle

NAME

ADDRESS

PHONE

1st Prize Custom Painted Johnny Pag Motorcycle valued at $8500 supplied by Johnny Pag Motorcycles of Canada amp Belt Drive Betty WC Distributing 1-780-881-56782nd Prize Autographed Andrew Albers Minnesota Twins Jersey3rd Prize Autographed Bobby Hull Chicago Black Hawks Jersey Proceeds to Veteran related charities

Canadian Legion of Riders Charity RaffleDraw July 13 2014 at Rockinrsquo the Rink Meota SK at Midnight

Lottery Licence RR13-0504

Tickets $5 each

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Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List

Saskatchewan Ride for SightElbow Arena and Fairgrounds

Save the Date June 20 - 22 2014

Pondarosa MH amp RV ParkLocated on Trans Canada Highway

east side of Swift Current SK Ph (306) 773-5000

Open all year

RV and Tenting sites creekside ~Full or Partial Hook-ups BathroomsShowers ~ Laundry Facilities ~ Internet

CAA Approved

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FreedomIt is a hard concept to really truly wrap your mind around We here in the west are quick to pound our chest and proclaim that we are the proud and free The sad thing is freedom is a mirage lingering on the horizon For many of us we work an honest day work ride our bikes in the mean time we complain about politics to our friends but we never really do anything about it other than some grumbles We could be plopped down in any part of the world and our lives would change very little That is not freedom - only the allusion of freedom

As we sit idly by watching our police forces militarize we blindly seek out more rules more regulations Irsquom not sure what the tipping point was what had caused us to shift our focus from freedom true freedom to regulation I do remember growing up in the seventies We didnrsquot have clasps and locks on the cabinets our mothers never absently minded left us in the kitchen by ourselves When I was bad in school I was sent to the Principalrsquos office and was punished by a leather strap across my behind (I still donrsquot swear)

Trying out for sport teams was a try out Not everyone made the team The ones that didnrsquot spent the year shooting pucks into pails snagging baseballs rolling off of roofs until we were good enough to make the team the next year We had winners and losers and even in the playground

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-bad Uncle Monkey

bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events

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when the next goal won each and every one of us knew exactly what the score was and who the real winner was It drove us to be better Sports were not for everyone though Those that didnrsquot excel on the field read books created art Of my friends growing up some went on to play in the NHL my cousin is a mover and shaker in Silicon Valley designing and programming many of the things we use today Others became mechanics and plumbers-the blue collar workers who keep this world running Yet others became doctors and lawyers others became successful actors and musicians teachers and mothers But somewhere someone decide to level the playing field that we were all special little stars Everyone made the team everyone got a medal That it wasnrsquot fair that someone would succeed where others couldnrsquot That parenting should fall on someone elsersquos shoulder - daycares teachers the government Society forgot that it was suppose to be harder for the asthma kid with the deformed leg to play sports Society forgot that those disadvantaged who truly wanted and worked hard still found success We threw away personal responsibility personal accountability If a person backs over a kid in their driveway its not because they are a bad driver

not because they are a bad parent not because they were not paying attention - it is because the company didnrsquot put sensors on the back of the car If a kid shoots up a school its not because of mental illness not because of bad parenting or teaching

- its because the government didnrsquot take away our guns (Considering the recent rash of stabbings in schools and malls it is obvious that person will use any and all things) Each of these small steps was on our freedom pushing it a little farther down into the dirt Our last freedom is freedom of speech that Irsquom allowed to speak my mind here Freedom as long as Irsquom mindful of sponsors event organizersWhen will we regain our freedom Should we regain our freedom Read K Randall Ballrsquos Sam Chopper Orwell to find out what will happen if we donrsquot

-bad Uncle Monkey

E K D M Q T V M Y M B M M G I S M T S O Y E M N T E I E E Q Z X E E A E O O B R I A H N P N I J R A N C L D G B C C A C H S B A C I T D I L U E I M S H I I E T A G S R I D E N D G M U T A M D T R I E K C N R N M E R I D E N U N L U L O A E E H M M C E M N R G A E O U G N M M P S Z R O M E A I M F M V M C M E N S T R U A L R R R A N K E Y H N M H I V V W O P E O X N C R A N S F A A S B M Z M Y R M J S U Y A E L L D A E T S E R E M E M T M M S E M E M O R I A L I Z E M L E E W Z X C A E M E N A C I N G U R N A I L E H P O T S I H P E M C A A O R M E R I T E D X N E L U I C G H O R T Q X S A Y L E R E M T I E Z M Q M E K V R R W V Z B D N O R C E W S I T I H P E M L B N E U Y P M S H R E T I R O M E M X M S

MEMORANDUMBOOKMEMORIALISTMEMORIALIZEMEMORIALSMEMORITERMEMORIZEMEMSAHIBMENACINGMENAGEMENAGERYMENDICANCYMENDICANTMENDICATEMENDICITYMENSES

MENSTRUALMENSTRUUMMENTICULTUREMEPHISTOPHELIANMEPHITICMEPHITISMERACIOUSMERCATUREMERCHANGMANMERELLESMERELYMERESTEADMERFOLKMERGEDMERITED

Continued from Previous Page

bad Uncle Monkey - Word Search Belt Drive BettyrsquosWordsearchR R

How come we put a man on the moon before realizing it would be a good idea to put

wheels on suitcases

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SK News Events

Dare to KnowWhat your body

needs to heal itself

The BodyTalk Systemwith Practitioner Bev Groot

To book an appointment or find out more about the BodyTalk System call

3069815686

Upcoming SK EventsAll Events

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You might be a redneck if yoursquove been married 3 times and you still have the

same in laws

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My mother taught me about TIME TRAVELldquoIf you donrsquot straighten up Irsquom going to knock you into the middle of next weekrdquo

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The Grande Prairie Toys for Tots season opener

by Belt Drive Betty

Our local Grande Prairie Toys for Tots group hosts a number of events all riding seasonThe first of those events was their annual swap meet which was held at the Army Navy Air Force Club on Saturday May 10thThere was great participation from the business community with vendors like Bear Biker Wear coming all the way from Bonnyville and Bentleyrsquos from Crestomere in central Alberta adding to the local vendorsA couple of the riding clubs were on hand and I got to interview Manimal of the Chozen Breed and Barb from the Iron Sirens ndash two great local riding clubs that are growing here in Grande Prairie

in search of

lost indians

Pages 1 - 8by Ken Aiken

Continued Next Page

Bentleys Motosicle Pain Tin

Contents

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener

35-37 The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener38-39 Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful40-44 ON News Events45-48 ON Events49-50 Sport - News Events51 Sports Events52 Website Tip of the Week53 Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events54-56 ON Events57 ON Events - Classified AD of the Week58-60 Support Our Troops61 QC Events62 Moto Moncton NB Events63 NB Events64 NB News Events65 WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events66-68 NS Events69-70 NL Events

Irsquove been in love with the same woman or 49 years If my wife ever

finds out shersquoll kill me

RR

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I also got some time with Jamie the new president of Toys for Tots and Seth the new vice presidentThese two along with the rest of the board and volunteers did a great job of organizing the event and by the looks of things they are on to a

ragingly successful season They have a ton of events planned to support our local kidsOther vendors included Uncle Buckrsquos ndash they make the BEST beef jerky around this part of the country and members of the Grandview Hutterite colony were out with some amazing gloves both gauntlets and working gloves The quality of the tanning dying and stitching is utterly fabulous Righteous Cycles was the only local bike shop on hand but they had lots to offerA wide variety of parts were on hand for almost

every brand of motorcycle out there and there were some jewelry and clothing vendors on hand as wellThere were only two vacant tables The traffic was good and the ANAVETS club did a brisk business selling breakfast and later lunchThe one thing I love about these season opener events is that a person gets to see people that

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Chozen Breed Booth

Bear and Penny Bear and his bride Penny

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Continued from Previous Pagehave been in hibernation all winter Heck I saw people that I havenrsquot seen in two and three years and it was fantasticOur local Toys for Tots does amazing work in our community and they deserve the support of every dealer and rider in the region Their next event is the Kneez in the Breeze run on May 24th Check out their poster and if you can consider attending

it I know that I had a blast last yearI myself have to be at my Defense Fund Poker Run in Nisku at Blackjacks but if you are in Grande Prairie and area and are looking for a great group to ride and share the day with you wonrsquot find much finer that the guys and gals of Grande Prairie Toys for Tots

- BDB

Righteous Cycles

Righteous Cycles

Randy Cholach and sister Patty

Iron Sirens Booth

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Itrsquos a beautiful day and you feel like going for a ride on your ATV UTV or motorcycle On the trails along the roads and waterways or on the edge of the woods there are sometimes toxic plants that are dangerous to our health Poison Ivy is more common but others are not as well known such as Giant Hogweed To help you identify them when you make stops during these rides let me show in this article three toxic plants that you may come acrossGiant HogweedShort story Originating in the Caucasus it was probably introduced to North America as an ornamental plant It has since taken root and become widespread in many European countries as well as Australia New Zealand the United States and Canada In Quebec it is considered to be an invasive alien plantDescription It can measure 2 to 5 metres high and 30 centimetres to 1 metre after mowing or cutting Its stem is robust covered in white hairs and raspberry red to purple spots spread out and well defined The leaves can reach up to 15 metres

wide by 3 metres longToxic part Its sap (a colourless odourless liquid secreted by all parts of the plant)Effects Contact with the sap followed by exposure to the sun is odourless but can produce dermatitis up to 48 hours after exposure This is characterized by redness of the skin and swelling blisters or even skin lesions at times serious resembling first or second-degree burnsPlaces Disturbed wetlands (along waterways

ditches roads etc)Take note After the wounds heal brown or white spots can linger for many months or even years on the affected areas and they can remain sensitive to the lightCanadian provinces where it is found British Columbia Ontario Quebec New BrunswickSources Deacutevelopppement durable Environnement Faune et Parcs du gouvernement du Queacutebec Santeacute et services sociaux du Queacutebec (French version only) Espace pour la vie de MontreacutealWild ParsnipDescription The flowers have light yellow-green umbels The first year the plant generally presents a low rosette of fusiform leaves while the roots are developing and flowers in the second year on a long stem before dying

Continued Next Page

V I S I T U S A T

W W W K I M P E X N E W S C O MW W W K I M P E X C O M

Hog Weed

Wild Parsnip

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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Toxic part Its sapEffects Like the Giant Hogweed its sap contains chemical products which on human skin can cause reactions similar to serious burns rashes or blistersPlaces Disturbed environments (abandoned yards open fields alongside roads etc)Take note The plantrsquos chemical composition is known to reduce weight gain and decrease fertility in cattle that eat itCanadian provinces where it is found In all provinces and territories with the exception of NunavutSources Canadian Biodiversity Information Facility from Governement of Canada Ministry of Natural Resources from Governement of OntarioPoison IvyDescription A woody perennial plant with creeping climbing or bushy glossy leaves

Toxic part Its sap contains a toxic resin (present in all parts of the plant except the pollen) Any contact with a broken part of the plant a contaminated object or an animal runs the risk of provoking a reaction The seriousness of the reaction depends on individual sensitivity the amount of sap in contact with the skin and exposed areas of the body

Effects A rash manifested by intense itching and redness Swelling and blisters can also be seen all usually between 24 to 48 hours after contact

Places River banks clearings the edge of the woods along roads etc

Take note Inhalation of smoke coming from burning Poison Ivy plants provokes an extremely painful eruption of the lining of the lungs which can lead to respiratory problems and even death

Canadian provinces where it is found In all provinces with the exception of Newfoundland-Labrador

Sources Governement of Canada Health Espace pour la vie Montreacuteal

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Poison Ivy

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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On May 7th the official Road Captain was announced for the 4th Annual Bob Probert Ride This yearrsquos honourary grand marshal is the beautifully talented Emmy Award nominated Jacqueline MacInnes

Wood Thatrsquos right our very own hometown Canadian actress disc jockey singer television host and skilled motorcycle rider will lead the estimated 1100 motorcycles on June 22nd from Thunder Road Harley-Davidson Born in Windsor Ontario she is best known for her role as Steffy Forrester on the long-running American soap opera The Bold and the Beautiful She is also the younger sister to Dani Probert the Event Co-Chair for the Bob Probert RideFor the past four years riders in vests leather boots and blue jeans revved their

engines honouring the late hockey player Bob Probert while benefitting cardiac care at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Itrsquos a fitting tribute given that Bob was a Harley-Davidson enthusiast himself and also loved participating in charity ridesJacqueline now joins the small list of past

Continued Next Page

Mike Bechard

2014 Bob Probert Ride Media LaunchON News Events

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road captains such as former hockey players and Bobrsquos teammates Tony Amonte Sheldon Kennedy and Chris Chelios All of whom led a brigade of motorcycles following a scenic routearound Windsor and Essex County riding along the water and through the county settings showcasing the arearsquos beautyThe route has planned stops in Amherstburg Colchester Belle River and the Riverside Sportsmenrsquos Club mdashthe final stop Each stop is unique and gives the riders an opportunity to get something to eat and drink while a chance to win some awesome prizes like autographed Original Six jerseysBob Probert was a local hockey icon and an enforcer who played in the National Hockey League

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for 16 seasons with the Detroit Red Wings and the Chicago Blackhawks He passed away in 2010 after suffering a heart attack while on his boat out on Lake St Clair Dani Probert Bobrsquos widow has been organizing the memorial ride since its inception in 2011 That year was especially significant because

it was the first year that she was actually able to process the overwhelming amount of supportIn the last three years motorcyclists werenrsquot the only ones who turned out for the memorial ridemdashthousands of spectators stood at the side of the road to cheer the riders on at the different stops All participants of the Bob Probert Ride have risen over $300000 to fund the expansion of the cardiac care unit at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Windsor unfortunately has one of the highest rates of cardiac emergencies in Canada and there is not enough room to meet the demands As a result routine procedures are often rescheduled to make way for emergency cases Dani Probert and the hospital boardrsquos ultimate goal are to make the unit open 247 and have two beds available for angioplasty instead of just oneItrsquos hard to put into words how the communityrsquos support has helped Dani and her four children Brogan Tierney Jack and Declyn after such an immense loss In addition the family looks forward to this yearrsquos ride being even bigger with riders from

all over including Michigan paying homage to their father ldquoThe Enforcerrdquo Bob ProbertThe date for the 2014 Bob Probert Ride is June 22nd and all up-to-date information can be found on the website wwwprobertridecomRide safe ride freeMike ldquoChopperrdquo Bechard

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ON News Events

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The 2014 ldquoRide for MSrdquo now in its 6th year is on Sunday September 21 2014 Shar Good Event Organizer recounts ldquoIt has been a learning experience receiving the help of Mike Bechard of the Lone Wolf Clubhouse back in the beginning to bring to life my dream of an event such as this since my diagnosis of Multiple

Sclerosis in 1985 I wanted to make a difference and help in any way I couldrdquo Good explains ldquoMultiple Sclerosis is the most commonly diagnosed neurological disease found in individuals between the ages of 15 to 40mdashthis area of Southwestern Ontario has a high number of affected people Reports from local neurologists tell us that approximately 700 to 800 citizens in our area have been diagnosedGood went on to say ldquoAll motorcycle riders are welcome to participate in the Ride for MS poker run to benefit the Windsor-Essex County Chapter of the MS Society of Canada This great ride starts and ends with a full course family style dinner at the Columbus Center of South Windsor 2014 Columbus Drive in Windsor Registration begins at 900AM and will run until 1030AM Registration Fees are as follows Rider $30 (FREE with $100 in Pledges) Passenger $20 (Free with $100 in Pledges) Participants are encouraged to collect pledges to receive pledge awards that start at $200 with Gas Cards awarded for pledges starting at $250 The Pledge Award Tier is provided on the pledge sheet available for download at wwwlonewolfclubhousecom and wwwmssocietycachaptersessexcommunityhtm The first stop of the poker run will be The Leaf in Windsor where you are welcome to have a full breakfast from the menu followed by stops at The

Sandbar Waterfront Grill (providing lunch specials) Birdiersquos Perch out in Leamington (providing FREE bottled water) the Pelee Island Winery in Kingsville (providing FREE wine tasting) Crabby Joersquos in Essex with the last optional stop being at Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery where you will receive a 6th optional card for your poker handrdquo Shar goes on to explain the 6th poker stop is optional giving you an extra chance to get either the Best or Worst Poker Hand of the day and win a prize for each Six stops in total are allocated along the 100 mile route Itrsquos so much fun itrsquos wonderful to be able to host a fundraiser that puts a smile on everyonersquos facerdquo Once back at the Columbus Center of S Windsor there is a family style dinner and an opportunity to participate in a 5050 Draw a Chinese Auction and a Gift Certificate Grab Bag There are Door Prizes for the ride participants using their Free Door Prize ticket they received upon Registration Good goes on to welcome non-riders as there are DINNER ONLY TICKETS available for $25 each and when purchasing in a set of 2 tickets a tax receipt for $20 will be issued Shar reiterates ldquoBikers Sponsors Volunteers amp Contributors to the event make it happen We have been blessed in the past and again this year with this event being sponsored by DIAMOND SPONSORSHIPS Biz X The Leaf Families First amp Leather King and RUBY SPONSORSHIPS UNIFOR Local 444 Robinson Motorcycle Avon Canada Fran Sales CrsquoEst Bon Lone Wolf Clubhouse Comfort Inn Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery Pelee Island Winery Sandbar Waterfront Grill Steversquos Auto Shine Birdiersquos Perch Canadian Tire (Tecumseh Rd E Windsor) Molson Coors and Belt Drive Betty The contributions of businesses in our community of door prizes and auction items add personality to the event

Good is happy to report ldquoTo date the Ride for MS has raised $33900 that has been used in assisting those with MS to subsidize the purchase of much needed assisted that enhance the quality of their

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ON News Events

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livesrdquo As Event Planner amp Creator Good observes first hand how the money raised facilitates those living with multiple sclerosis Having MS herself she works with the Windsor-Essex County Chapter as a past board member aiding their membership almost on a daily basis Good reflects on her past involvement with the society and what she learned ldquoI was amazed with how much the special equipment cost and was surprised with the amounts that were not covered The depths that the society had to go through to make sure people with MS got

the equipment they needed when they needed it amazed merdquo This is where the Ride for MS and the funds raised from this event come into play ldquoThe society informs the participant of this event annually at the dinner as to how the funds raised were used which is importantrdquo says Good ldquothe feeling you get when a recipient of these funds find out you are a participant of the event that helped them obtain a piece of equipment gives you a hug and says thank you is surrealrdquoJoin us on Sunday September 21st and make someonersquos wish for a better quality of life become a reality For more information you may contact Shar at (519) 798-3858 or by email at shar54xplornetca SUBJECT Ride for MS

ON News Events

Whatever you do in life always give 100 Unless yoursquore

donating blood

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Grand Bendrsquos ldquoVintage Bike DaysrdquoThis years Annual ldquoShow amp Shinerdquo event will be held in Grand Bend and takes place on Sunday July 20 2014 from 1000am until around 1pm right on Grand Bendrsquos Main Street (exact location will be announced soon)Again this year there is no registration fee no official judging no vendors and itrsquos NOT a swap-meet but there will be a group ride from Main Street to the Grand Bend MOTORPLEX Raceway

to enjoy the Vintage Road Racing Associations ldquoSUMMER CLASSICrdquo EventVintage related club and group displays are encouragedJust show up and proudly show off your scooters and motorcycles All makes and models of Vintage amp Classic bikes are most welcomeFind us on Facebook httpwwwfacebookcompagesGrand-Bends-Vintage-Bike-Days204561802964090sk=wallampapp_data

HHR RouteDetails are here We are assembling in front of the HQ building at CFB Trenton with the ride departing at 1145 Due to some issues related to our permit that could not be resolved in the short time remaining before our Ride we in the interest in safety and the show must go on have decided to move our Rally to the Whitby Entertainment Centrum This is where the ride will end It is the same location as our assembly last yearJoin us as we welcome home our HEROES as the mission has ended in Afghanistan for our Canadian ForcesHope to see many of you there

ON Events

2930 Haldimand Road 20 Cayuga1st Annual Autism Rodeo amp Family Day Charity Event to raise funds for Autism

11am-5pm Family Time bull Live bands ~ TBAbull Kids Gamesbull Face Paintingbull Free BBQ amp Drink with admission

5pm-2am Adults ONLY~Rodeo Timebull Motorcycle Gamesbull Show N Shine bull Pig Roastbull Live Bands ~ TBAbull Beer Kegs

Overnight Camping (Adults Only) Sponsors

raquo Motorcycle Enhancements raquo Tattz AndCompany raquo Black widow paintball amp Airsoftl raquo Mainway Sports raquo Action Auto raquo Paula Manto Swick Registered Disability

Savings Plan Rep raquo CrazeePaint Airbrushing

VendorsTattz AndCompanyBlack widow Paintball amp AirsoftPaula Manto Swick Registered Disability Savings Plan Rep

All proceeds go to Autism Awarenes

Autism Rodeo amp Family Day - August 2nd 2014

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ON Events

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ON Events

Why a round pizza gets delivered in a square box

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ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo Winner of Combined SOAR and RACE Events Get CSBK National Support (csbkca)This Ontario motorcycle roadracing season sanctioning groups SOAR and RACE are working together with a pair of Series race

weekends SOAR is hosting the RACE group at Grand Bend Raceway on June 13-15 while RACE returns the favor by hosting SOAR racers at Shannonville Motorsport Park June 27-29 As part of this co-promotion Dunlop racing tire distributor Pro 6 Cycle and the National Mopar CSBK organizing group have also joined up to provide a special bonus for Amateur Sport Bike

Continued Next Page

Dunlop Amateur Showdown winner to get National support

Sports - News Events

ADULTA person who has stopped

growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle

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class (approx 600cc) competitors A two round points-paying Series will recognize the appropriate Sport Bike-type class races at the SOAR and RACE-hosted events determining the top rising star in that category The racer who achieves the best combined result from the two race ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo will receive a competition award sponsoring their entry for the final Amateur Sport Bike Mopar CSBK National rounds at Canadian Tire Motorsport Park August 15-17Dunlop distributor Pro 6 Cycle and CSBK will supply competitor entry and racing tires to the winner of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo for the

CTMP National weekend The entry will include both Saturday and Sunday Amateur Sport Bike double header rounds with the successful Amateur competitor receiving a maximum of six Dunlop DOT-type class appropriate racing tires for use during the three day eventThe winning competitor must not have held a Pro motorcycle roadracing License nor can they have competed in more than two previous National races SOAR and RACE organizers will be the final judges of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo and ensure that all competitors respect the structure and spirit of the bonus competitionFor more information please check the SOAR (soaracingca) and RACE Events (Shannonvillecom) official web sites

Sports - News Events

DatesMay 16thJune 20thJuly 25thAugust 15thSeptember 12th

Registration opens at 5pm on the day of the event followed by racing at 7pm All racers must havevalid motorcycle drivers licensefull faced Snell 05 approved helmetgauntlet style leather glovesleather jacketleather bootscompetitors exceeding 120 mph will be required to wear full leathersMotorcycles must be in good working order and will be required to pass tech inspection prior to their first pass CLICK HERE for additional information on the Mission Raceway Park and their street legal Friday night races

2014 CMDRA Bracket Racing at Mission Raceway

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Sports Events

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

THE 27th

THREE DAY

May 171819 ndash 2014 ndash at Scotch Creek

All usual Classes ndash Entry $25 per day - $10 Vintage - Kids free

The Old Guy in 1971

Dean Seaman 2014

171819 ndash 2014 ndash171819 ndash 2014 ndash

This year the event will enter a new era with a two day Modern Trial

Total results will count for the overall Championship

Round 2 in Rocky Mountain House ABRound 3 in Ymir BC

We also have planned a Kids Trialon the Saturday night for

Both Electric and engine powered bikes Camping is good with Porta -Potties on site

Call for details of Motels etc

Phone Outlaw Dave for further info (250) 545-6139Directions - Follow the road to Scotch Creek from Hiway one West of Sorrento Then turn left

At Leopold road at the top of the hill after you leave town (Tire sign on left) red arrows from that point

A big thanks to the land owners for the use of this fantastic area

Modern Trial - Saturday amp Sunday - Vintage Monday Start time 10am all three days

13 13 13 13 13 13

For13 Immediate13 Release13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 May13 813 201413 13 CMDRA13 Announces13 Revised13 201413 Schedule13 13 The13 Canadian13 Motorcycle13 Drag13 Racing13 Association13 is13 releasing13 details13 of13 their13 updated13 201413 schedule13 The13 six13 race13 series13 which13 includes13 events13 in13 British13 Columbia13 Alberta13 and13 Ontario13 required13 revision13 following13 the13 unexpected13 announcement13 of13 the13 suspension13 of13 operations13 at13 one13 of13 the13 venues13 included13 in13 the13 original13 schedule13 13

Revised13 201413 Schedule13 June13 141513 13 Grand13 Bend13 Motorplex13 Grand13 Bend13 ON13 June13 2213 (113 day13 event)13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 July13 121313 13 13 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13 August13 232413 13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 Fort13 St13 John13 BC13 September13 6713 13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 September13 272813 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13

13

13 13

13 CMDRA13 Executive13 Director13 Kevin13 Shupac13 commented13 ldquoThe13 CMDRA13 is13 sincerely13 thankful13 for13 the13 support13 the13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 and13 Castrol13 Raceway13 and13 all13 of13 the13 tracks13 the13 CMDRA13 will13 visit13 in13 201413 We13 would13 also13 like13 to13 thank13 our13 members13 for13 their13 patience13 during13 the13 past13 four13 weeksrdquo13 13 13

13 13

infocmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 13 wwwcmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 1877580900813 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 TwitterCMDRA201413 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 Facebook13 CMDRA13

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR After your hands become coated with

grease your nose will begin to itch

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Did you know that BeltDriveBettycom has the most comprehensive database of Canadian Riding Clubs on the on the internet Wersquove revamped our Riding Club directory and wersquod like to know what you think Itrsquos indexed by Province and by Type of Riding Club for easy browsing

bull Brand Specificbull Cruising and Touringbull Military bull Lifestylebull Occupation-Relatedbull Rider Rights and Freedomsbull Vintagebull Sportsbull Womenrsquos Riding Clubsbull Motorcycle Ministries

httpwwwbeltdrivebettycomcommunityriding-clubs

TIP OF THE WEEK RIDING CLUBS section REVAMPED

on Facebook has photo albums for each province and month filled with tons of events

httpwwwfacebookcomCanadianMotorcycleEventsphotos_albums

Visit our page and go to the photos link once there click on albums to find the Province and month you are interested in

You can also use our national calendars at wwwcanadianmotorcycleeventscom - filled with even more event information you can sort them right down to only one province and they are highly shareable

Our CANADIAN MOTORCYCLE EVENTS

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

ldquoIf yoursquore going to kill each other do it outside I just finished cleaningrdquo

Website Tip of the Week

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Tides roll in and tides roll out

There arenrsquot too many things in life that are predictable but ocean tides are one of them

Our family just returned from a short vacation on a Vancouver Island beach and I found the tides fascinating

Incoming tides covered the beach and at high tide you could literally see all the sandcastles wood forts and creations literally disappear under the water never to be seen again

The outgoing tides revealed a clean fresh canvas and some sea-life caught in the tidal pools left behind or laying helplessly on the beach Seagulls swooped down to shell covered areas of the beach in search of oysters that had been stranded on the half kilometer sandy beach as the eagles hovered above looking for their next snack

I could not help but think about the lsquoTides of Lifersquo where we know that until our number comes up and we face eternal judgment each day the sun will come up we will spend time with those people whom we love (family friends) and with people whom we would most likely prefer not to be spending time with (school work) and we will experience all the good and not so good that the

tides of life bring our way Night will come and in the morning we will repeat the cycle all over again

As a born-again believer I felt the tide analogy was an appropriate one The ocean washes away everything left on the beach and when we ask Christ for the forgiveness of our sins he literally washes them away Check out this verse from ldquoOur Ownerrsquos Manual for Liferdquo found in Psalm 103 verse 12 ldquoHe has removed our sins as far from us as the east is from the westrdquo

Our biker church exists to take the ldquoGood Newsrdquo and the ldquoSalvation Messagerdquo to un-churched bikers here on the West Coast In fact our prayer is that the Holy Spirit would become like a raging wildfire touching the hearts and lives of bikers resulting in an assurance of eternity with our Jesus in heaven and a life on this earth that takes on new meaning and purpose

If you think riding your scoot along a seaside highway on a hot summerrsquos day is something special just wait until you do it when Jesus Christ is at the controls of your lifehellip there is no greater lsquohighrsquo and bigger lsquorushrsquo than this All it takes is a few short words ask Jesus to forgive you for your sins tell him you that you want him to be Lord of your life Follow this up with prayer and bible reading and oh yeahhellip believe that he does in fact lsquohave your backrsquo in this life

Ride safe Ride true

Pastor Chuck

Canadian Riders Support Program Network

By joining the Canadian Riders Support Program you volunteer to provide assistance to broken down riders in your area This assistance may include providing information about nearby repair shops towing accommodations making phone calls providing directions etc While some Canadian Riders have expressed that they would be able to provide help with tools wrenching towing and even temporary accommodations the level of assistance you may provide is totally up to you as you feel comfortable and safe to do soLetrsquos face it most of us have been there away from home and broke down by the side of the road Canadian Rider Members are also listed in Belt Drive Bettyrsquos Little Black Book a resource directory currently carried in the saddlebags of thousands of Canadian Riders As a ldquoThank Yourdquo from Belt Drive Betty Canadian Riders Support Network Members receive The Busted Knuckle Chronicles E-Subscription free of charge

Come join us at httpwwwcanadianridersca

Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events

Pastor Chuck

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G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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ON - Events

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ON News - ON Events

If everything seems to be going well you have obviously

overlooked something

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Classified Ad of the Week

2002 Tiny Mite Cargo Trailer

Stock CTRL0033 Colour Blue Features Very clean trailer in excellent condition tons of storage good quality cargo trailer at a good price

Price $ 2495 CAD NO GST

Contact

Trike Zone

(780) 389-3344

Mulhurst Bay AB

Email edwardtrikezonecom

ON Events - Classified AD of the Week

Upcoming ON EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

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Join Veterans Law Enforement First Responders and their supporters from both Canada and the US on this overnight cross border ride to Wenatchee Washington June 7th 2014Check out httpcanamveteransrideweeblycom for details laquoHalf The Fun is Getting Thereraquo

Support Our Troops

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Support Our Troops

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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Support Our Troops

Upcoming SOT EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

Are you a veteran who owns a businessWould you like to promote your products or services but find advertising expensive

Get 50 off your first 6 months of advertisingContact Belt Drive Betty to find out about the

Veteranrsquos Business Starter Programbdbettygmailcom

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Tee Shirts Patches amp More in the BDB Store

We appreciate your support

wwwbdbstorecom

QC EVENTS

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What did the elephant say to the naked man How do you breathe through that

tiny thing

Ah lsquoFridayrsquo my second favorite F-word

August 7 - 10 2014 - In the Heart of Downtown MonctonThe MotoMoncton Festival was first launched in August of 2011 with motorcyclists from near and taking over Monctonrsquos downtown core This three-day event featured motorcycle stunt shows a burnout competition group rides throughout Southeastern New Brunswick a bike cruise through Moncton live entertainment on Main Street and much moreIn 2012 the City of Moncton was pleased to host another weekend of motorcycle madness in downtown Moncton and to welcome bikers from across the region and across the country as the city hosted both MotoMoncton and the 17th Canadian National Harley Owners Group Rally Moncton was honoured to be chosen as host city for this national event and together with MotoMoncton the HOG Rally proved to be yet another exciting motorcycle weekend in the cityThis past August 2013 MotoMoncton organizers were yet again pleased to host another successful weekend of exciting activity with thousands visiting the festival grounds throughout the weekend

The festival an initiative of the City of Moncton is made possible by the support of various partners including Downtown Moncton Centre-Ville Inc various local motorcycle dealers and clubs and other community partners

For more information and sponsorship enquiries please contact 506-383-7020 506-877-7700 of by Email infomotomonctoncaOr visit motomonctonca

MOTO MONCTON NB EVENTS

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What are three words a woman never wants to hear when shersquos making love ldquoHoney Irsquom homerdquo

NB EVENTS

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club would be very pleased if you would help support our up coming charity event in support of the DECH Childrenrsquos Ward

This year our Toy Ride takes place June 14th 2014 We are celebrating our 30th Ride Register early to receive a limited Edition 30th Anniversary Shirt

Registration forms online at

httpfrederictonmotorcycleclubcaHomephp

The ride begins at the parking lot of the Canadian Tire Two Nations Crossing (North Side) On site registration between 930 am amp 1045 am Ride begins at 11 am sharp

The Motorcyclist will enjoy a scenic country ride via Nashwack Bridge to Stanley At the Stanley school there will be a barbeque Show-N-Shine 5050 draw silent auction etc

The group will return via the Royal Road ending up at the DECH for the presentations of the Toys and monies raised to the Child Life Unit of the DECH

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club has been the most consistent supporter of the DECH Childrenrsquos Life Unit since 1985 All of the funds raised and Toys collected go to the hospitalized Children

Please share this email with all your friends Help us Brighten A Childrsquos Stay

Fredricton Motorcycle Club Toy Ride

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Where Royal Canadian Legion Branch 350 Port DalhousieWhen Saturday 7 June Blessing starts 11am followed by the Show and Shine

Show and Shine Entry fee $1000

11 trophies up for grabsbull Best in Show 1st 2nd 3rd placebull Best cruiser 1st amp 2nd placebull Best touring 1st and 2nd placebull Best sport bike 1st amp 2nd placebull Best sport touring 1st amp 2nd place

BBQ burgers and sausage on a bun for sale 5050 draw coffee and donutsAll proceeds to support the Royal Canadian Legion Port DalhousieI challenge all Bike clubs in the Niagara area to attend this wonderful event Hosted by the Working Stiffs Riding ClubCanadian Legion Branch 350 Located at 600 Ontario St St Catharines ON L2N 7P8 (Known as Port Dalhousie ) 905-934-1261 Please use Joe Caruso as a contact andor myself Joes email address is kawasaki07bellnet andor faronleonardhotmailcom Thank You look forward to meeting some day

Blessing of the Motorbikersquos and Show and Shine

NB News Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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Actor WisdomThere are four questions of value in lifehellip What is sacred Of what is the spirit made What is worth living for and what is worth dying for The answer to each is the same Only love~ Johnny Depp

Polymath WisdomBelieve none of what you hear and half of what you see- Benjamin Franklin

Spiritual Leader WisdomHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else yoursquore the one who gets burned ~ Buddha

Educator WisdomPeople who consider themselves victims of their circumstances will always remain victims unless they develop a greater vision for their lives ~ Stedman Graham~

Spiritual Teacher WisdomIt is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living ~ Eckhart Tolle

Lithographer WisdomA positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort ndash Herm Albright

I just got back from a pleasure trip I took my mother-in-law to

the airport

WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events

R RWYZWMNrsquoSWORDS TO THE WISE

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Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

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I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

Select Arrows to view events

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A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

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Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

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  • In Search Of Lost Indians
  • BC Events
  • International News Events
  • National Events
  • From the Depths of File 13 - I Hate Mondays
  • AB News - Events
  • David Pocock - AB Events
  • Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events
  • RAGE - SK Events
  • SK Events
  • Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle
  • Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List
  • bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events
  • SK News - Word Search
  • SK News Events
  • MB Events
  • The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener
  • Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful
  • ON News Events
  • ON Events
  • sport - News Events
  • Sports Events
  • Website Tip of the Week
  • Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events
  • ON Events
  • ON Events - Classified AD of the Week
  • Support Our Troops
  • QC Events
  • NB Events
  • NB News Events
  • WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events
  • NS Events
  • NL Events
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Top Rocker Motorcycle Gear LtdTough Mudder is coming to the Drumheller Badlands this September Top Rocker is hoping to enter a team for this world event We have 2 team members and need at least 4 more If you think yoursquore up to the challenge and want to take on this team challenge then come and join the Top Rocker Tough Mudder team For more information send me an email to toprockergearhotmailcomNEVER HEARD OF TOUGH MUDDER Check this out httpstoughmuddercomhttpwwwyoutubecomuserToughMudder

Top Rocker Motorcycle Gear Ltd11 2 ave NRosedale Alberta T0J 2V0Phone (403) 823-4327Email toprockergearhotmailcomWebsite httptoprockergearcom

Okay Okay it all makes sense now I never looked at it this way before MENtal illness MENstrual cramps MENtal breakdown MENopause GUYnecologist

And when we have REAL trouble itrsquos a HISterectomy Ever notice how all of womenrsquos problems start with MEN

Whatrsquos the difference between chopped beef and pea soupEveryone can chop beef but not everyone can pea soup

AB News - Events

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So how many folk REALLY LOOK at their tires How often do you look at them What are you looking forPossibly the most important part of a bike safety wise are the tires Think about it these are the sole contact between the road and the bike they are

how we stop start and go around corners If the tires are too soft or too hard the bike handles VERY poorly if the tires are too worn they will not grip the road in wet conditions and are prone to going flat If you are using the wrong kind of tire for your bike that too will contribute to poor performance On a bike the contact patch is so much smaller than for a car or truck so therefore it is that much more important to us the rider

Here are some things to watch forAge of the tire How do we know what the age of the tire is Look on the side wall of the tire there will be a code which on one side of the tire will start with DOT and have at least 12 characters after the DOT the last set of numbers are the ones which will tell you the date (on the other side of the tire the code will only be the date code) Since 2000 the last set fo numbers will be four numbers the first two numbers will tell you in which week of the year the tire was made the last two will designate the year So for example 3412 this tire was made in the 34th week of 2012 Hopefully you are not riding on tires made before 2000 Tires that are too old are too hard and will not grip the road Likewise the age of the tire will affect the warranty manufacturers will warranty a tire for five years from

the date of manufacture andor four years from the date of purchase (side note here is yet another reason to keep your receipts) Tire air pressure There are notations on your bike and in the owners manual which will tell you the air pressures you should run Typically these are different pressures front and back and will also be different for differing ride conditions whether riding two-up high speed or regular riding A word of caution here until you are familiar with your bike

and how it handles follow these guide lines exactly and even after that follow these fairly closely Too little air will lead to very poor handling and the possibility that your tire might come off the rim under sever conditions like a hard corner Too high a pressure will lead to early failure of the tire and also premature wear

Continued Next Page

by David Pocock

Tires for motorcycles care and feeding

Tires For Motorcyles Care amp Feeding - AB Events

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Continued from Previous Page

Tirewheel balance As important as wheel balance is on a car consider that on a bike it is even more so on a bike A rear tire that is out of balance will contribute to sever fatigue in the rider and be bad for the general handling amongst other problems If the front tirewheel is out of balance this can be a much more dangerous problem steering will be hard in minor cases and almost impossible in the extreme If the front tire is unbalanced there will be ldquospeed wobblerdquo which can easily upset the bike even at lower speedsTread condition When tires are made there is a ldquowear barrdquo moulded in this bar will show when the tire has reached what the manufacturer feels is the limit of safe remaining tread on the tire When you see the ldquowear barrdquo get the tire replaced because any further wear will just be dangerous to you and others When you are on your new tires be cautious for the first 100 or so km because in that first little layer of rubber will be some remnants of ldquomould release compoundrdquo This ldquomould release compoundrdquo is a very slippery substance that is sprayed into the mould just before the rubber is injected so that the tire will not stick to the mould which makes for poor to low traction till it has

been worn off If it has or is raining when you go to pick your bike up after a tire change to new tires consider putting of picking your bike up till conditions are dryAs always you the rider are responsible check you tire pressures everyday you ride and have a good look at the condition of the tires at least once a week look for gouges slices bulges chunks missing from the tread or anything else that ldquodoesnrsquot look quite rightrdquo The life you save will probably be your ownRide safe we would rather talk to you than about you

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch

Tires For Motorcyles Care amp Feeding - AB Events

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sportscamerastorecomSecurity amp Surveillance Cameras in Stock

8882 170 St NWWest Edmonton Mall1st Floor by the BayEdmonton AB T5T 3J7 Phone 7804742501

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Home bull Auto bull Motorcycle bull Commercial

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Newfie Diet

A Newfie was terribly overweight so the doctor put her on a diet

ldquoI want you to eat regularly for 2 days then skip a day then eat regularly again for 2 days then skip a day Repeat this procedure for 2 weeks The next time I see you you should have lost at least 5 poundsrdquo

When the Newfie returned she shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 lbs

ldquoWhy thatrsquos amazingrdquo the doctor said ldquoDid you follow my instructionsrdquo

The Newfie nodded ldquoIrsquoll tell you though be jaesuz I trsquoaut I were going to drop dead on dat lsquotird dayrdquo

ldquoFrom the hunger you meanrdquo asked the doctor

ldquoNo from the fuckinrsquo skippinrsquordquo

Submitted by Sandra Bannerman Ontario

Volunteers

Eleven women were clinging precariously to a wildly swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on Mount Everest Ten were blonde one was a brunette

As a group they decided that one of the party should let go

If that didnrsquot happen the rope would break and everyone would perish

For an agonizing few moments no one volunteered

Finally the brunette gave a truly touching speech saying she would sacrifice herself to save the lives of the others

All the blondes applauded

Submitted by Jacqueline Archembeault Saguenay QC

Human Race

A little girl asked her mother ldquoHow did the human race come aboutrdquo

The Mother answered ldquoGod made Adam and Eve they had children and so all mankind was maderdquo

A few days later the little girl asked her father the same question The father answered ldquoMany years ago there were monkeys and we developed from themrdquo

The confused girl returns to her mother and says ldquoMom how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God and Papa says we developed from monkeysrdquo

The Mother answers ldquoWell dear it is very simple I told you about the origin of my side of the family and your father told you about his siderdquo

Continued Next Page

Vilna Ironhorse Motorcycle Show amp Shine

-Saturday June 29th 2013 On-site Camping gt Vendors Show amp Shine Prizes Music Events Fundraising

Registration from 10-11am - $1000 cash prize for best overall (spectator

favorite) Cash Categories includ Best Dressed Chopped Touring Street

Stock Vintage Best Paint Trike (selected judges) Hosted by the Vilna

amp District Chamber of Commerce - Event Contact - Ed Phone (780) 636-

3364 (2) c|o sponsored by Howlin Coyote Motorcycle Campground

- Camping - On site Convenience Store

June 28 - July 01 2013

Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events

If I agreed with you wersquod both be wrong

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Motherrsquos Shock

A mother enters her daughterrsquos bedroom and sees a letter on the wall over the bed With the worst premonition she reads it with trembling hands It is with great regret and sorrow that Irsquom telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend I found real passion and he is so nice with all his piercings and tattoos and his big motorcycle

But is not only that Mum Irsquom pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods He wants to have many more children with me and thatrsquos one of my dreams Irsquove learned that marijuana doesnrsquot hurt anyone and wersquoll be growing it for us and his friends who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we may want

In the meantime wersquoll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure for Ahmed to get better he deserves it Donrsquot worry Mom Irsquom 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself Some day Irsquoll visit for you to know your grandchildren Your daughter Judith

PS Mum itrsquos not true Irsquom at the neighbourrsquos house I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than my report card thatrsquos in the desk drawer

Submitted by Brenda Beamish Moncton NB

Productive Salesmanship ndash A Little Johnny Joke

The kids filed back into class Monday morning They were very excited

Their weekend assignment was to sell something

then give a talk on productive salesmanship

Little Mary led off ldquoI sold girl scout cookies and I made $30rdquo she said proudly ldquoMy sales approach was to appeal to the customerrsquos civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious successrdquo

ldquoVery goodrdquo said the teacher

Little Sally was next ldquoI sold magazinesrdquo she said ldquoI made $45 and

I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them abreast of current eventsrdquo

ldquoVery good Sallyrdquo said the teacher

Eventually it was Little Johnnyrsquos turn

Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacherrsquos deskrdquo$2467rdquo he said

ldquo$2467rdquo cried the teacher ldquoWhat in the world were you sellingrdquo

ldquoTooth brushesrdquo said Little Johnny

ldquoTooth brushesrdquo echoed the teacher ldquoHow could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much moneyrdquo

ldquoI found the busiest corner in townrdquo said Little Johnny ldquoI set up a Dip amp Chip stand I gave everybody who walked by a sample

They all said the same thing

Hey this tastes like shit

Then I would sayrdquo It is shitrdquo

Wanna buy a toothbrushrdquo

Submitted by Dave Evens Chilliwack BC

Continued from Previous Page

Men have two emotions Hungry and Horny If you see him without an erection make him a sandwich

Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events

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Boy calls 911 Hello I need your help

911 Alright What is it

Boy Two girls are fighting over me

911 So whatrsquos your emergency

Boy The ugly one is winning

AB Events

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Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

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Facing noise bylaws that single out motorcycles

Contact MODEL for assistance no matter what province in

Canada you live in wwwmodeledmontoncom

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Proud sponsors of

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Someone stole all my credit cards but I wonrsquot be

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Get your event information to us - we cannot promote what we donrsquot have

an informed community is a strong communityeventsbeltdrivebettycom

AB Events

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Phone (780) 955-2336wwwblackjacksroadhousecom

TEXTING CODES FOR SENIOR CITIZENS AS FOLLOWS

ATD - At the Doctorrsquos

BFF - Best Friendrsquos Funeral

BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth [this one is very hilarious]

CBM - Covered by Medicare

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Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

AB Events

Upcoming ab EventsAll Events

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When We RideTalk with a group of riders and yoursquoll soon realize that the reasons we choose to ride a motorcycle are very different for each and every one of us The riding community in Saskatchewan is made up of a very diverse and broad group of people Many of us ride alone or with a few friends never joining or belonging to a club organization or group We simply plate our motorcycles and ride every chance we get

In 2013 there were 27439 motorcycles registered (at some part of the riding season by either plates

or permits) These motorcycles were registered in 626 different locations We are literally spread ALL OVER this province

All of us do share 4 common things1 the roads we ride on2 the traffic we ride with3 the reality that we all have zero control over

what another driver rider is going to do when in traffic on the highway in a parking lot or basically anywhere

4 that we need to be aware alert and riding for any and all situations at all times

It does not matter how long yoursquove been riding the type of motorcycle you are riding your age the others you may be riding with the length of your hair how cool your jacket is the type of gear to choose to (or not to) wear and on and on and on

The only thing that matters is how much you are paying attention when you are riding and that you are riding to your own personal ability as a rider

In Saskatchewan the top major reasons a motorcyclist uses when an accident does occur are

1 Inattention - yeshellipmotorcyclists use this as a reason when they have an accident

2 Road condition excessive loose gravel ndash ride for the conditions of the road you seeing in front of you and that you are on Loose gravel and dirt on the road surface is a huge problem all year roundhellipnot just till the roads are cleaned in the Cities

3 Driver inexperience confusion ndash there are a lot of new riders out there and riders who are returning to their motorcycles after many years This has nothing to do with the age of a rider

4 Wild life (animals) ndash yes we do a lot of riding where there is wild life

5 Careless Driving Stunting ndash going too fast passing improperly following too closely etc

This information was taken from a Causation Study done from 2007 ndash 2012 by Traffic Safety Services ndash SGI

So when you get on your motorcycle for the first time this seasonhellipand every time you ride Please rememberhellip

bull ride like you will never be given the right of way

bull ride like you are never seenbull watch the conditions of the road you

are riding on at all timesBe defensive alert aware and always on guard

Rhonda CwynarPresident RAGERiders Against Government Exploitation

RAGE - SK Events

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B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONrsquoT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF ALL MY FRIENDS ARE MAD BECAUSE THEY THINK I AM

SHOUTING AT THEM OVER INTERNET PLEASE HELP

We always hold hands If I let go she shops

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Special thanks to Sven Bernard of Johnny Pag Motorcycles of Canada for donating the bike that the

Canadian Legion of Riders in North Battleford Saskatchewan won

They are raffling it off to raise funds for their projects

Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle

NAME

ADDRESS

PHONE

1st Prize Custom Painted Johnny Pag Motorcycle valued at $8500 supplied by Johnny Pag Motorcycles of Canada amp Belt Drive Betty WC Distributing 1-780-881-56782nd Prize Autographed Andrew Albers Minnesota Twins Jersey3rd Prize Autographed Bobby Hull Chicago Black Hawks Jersey Proceeds to Veteran related charities

Canadian Legion of Riders Charity RaffleDraw July 13 2014 at Rockinrsquo the Rink Meota SK at Midnight

Lottery Licence RR13-0504

Tickets $5 each

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Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List

Saskatchewan Ride for SightElbow Arena and Fairgrounds

Save the Date June 20 - 22 2014

Pondarosa MH amp RV ParkLocated on Trans Canada Highway

east side of Swift Current SK Ph (306) 773-5000

Open all year

RV and Tenting sites creekside ~Full or Partial Hook-ups BathroomsShowers ~ Laundry Facilities ~ Internet

CAA Approved

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FreedomIt is a hard concept to really truly wrap your mind around We here in the west are quick to pound our chest and proclaim that we are the proud and free The sad thing is freedom is a mirage lingering on the horizon For many of us we work an honest day work ride our bikes in the mean time we complain about politics to our friends but we never really do anything about it other than some grumbles We could be plopped down in any part of the world and our lives would change very little That is not freedom - only the allusion of freedom

As we sit idly by watching our police forces militarize we blindly seek out more rules more regulations Irsquom not sure what the tipping point was what had caused us to shift our focus from freedom true freedom to regulation I do remember growing up in the seventies We didnrsquot have clasps and locks on the cabinets our mothers never absently minded left us in the kitchen by ourselves When I was bad in school I was sent to the Principalrsquos office and was punished by a leather strap across my behind (I still donrsquot swear)

Trying out for sport teams was a try out Not everyone made the team The ones that didnrsquot spent the year shooting pucks into pails snagging baseballs rolling off of roofs until we were good enough to make the team the next year We had winners and losers and even in the playground

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

Continued Next Page

-bad Uncle Monkey

bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events

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when the next goal won each and every one of us knew exactly what the score was and who the real winner was It drove us to be better Sports were not for everyone though Those that didnrsquot excel on the field read books created art Of my friends growing up some went on to play in the NHL my cousin is a mover and shaker in Silicon Valley designing and programming many of the things we use today Others became mechanics and plumbers-the blue collar workers who keep this world running Yet others became doctors and lawyers others became successful actors and musicians teachers and mothers But somewhere someone decide to level the playing field that we were all special little stars Everyone made the team everyone got a medal That it wasnrsquot fair that someone would succeed where others couldnrsquot That parenting should fall on someone elsersquos shoulder - daycares teachers the government Society forgot that it was suppose to be harder for the asthma kid with the deformed leg to play sports Society forgot that those disadvantaged who truly wanted and worked hard still found success We threw away personal responsibility personal accountability If a person backs over a kid in their driveway its not because they are a bad driver

not because they are a bad parent not because they were not paying attention - it is because the company didnrsquot put sensors on the back of the car If a kid shoots up a school its not because of mental illness not because of bad parenting or teaching

- its because the government didnrsquot take away our guns (Considering the recent rash of stabbings in schools and malls it is obvious that person will use any and all things) Each of these small steps was on our freedom pushing it a little farther down into the dirt Our last freedom is freedom of speech that Irsquom allowed to speak my mind here Freedom as long as Irsquom mindful of sponsors event organizersWhen will we regain our freedom Should we regain our freedom Read K Randall Ballrsquos Sam Chopper Orwell to find out what will happen if we donrsquot

-bad Uncle Monkey

E K D M Q T V M Y M B M M G I S M T S O Y E M N T E I E E Q Z X E E A E O O B R I A H N P N I J R A N C L D G B C C A C H S B A C I T D I L U E I M S H I I E T A G S R I D E N D G M U T A M D T R I E K C N R N M E R I D E N U N L U L O A E E H M M C E M N R G A E O U G N M M P S Z R O M E A I M F M V M C M E N S T R U A L R R R A N K E Y H N M H I V V W O P E O X N C R A N S F A A S B M Z M Y R M J S U Y A E L L D A E T S E R E M E M T M M S E M E M O R I A L I Z E M L E E W Z X C A E M E N A C I N G U R N A I L E H P O T S I H P E M C A A O R M E R I T E D X N E L U I C G H O R T Q X S A Y L E R E M T I E Z M Q M E K V R R W V Z B D N O R C E W S I T I H P E M L B N E U Y P M S H R E T I R O M E M X M S

MEMORANDUMBOOKMEMORIALISTMEMORIALIZEMEMORIALSMEMORITERMEMORIZEMEMSAHIBMENACINGMENAGEMENAGERYMENDICANCYMENDICANTMENDICATEMENDICITYMENSES

MENSTRUALMENSTRUUMMENTICULTUREMEPHISTOPHELIANMEPHITICMEPHITISMERACIOUSMERCATUREMERCHANGMANMERELLESMERELYMERESTEADMERFOLKMERGEDMERITED

Continued from Previous Page

bad Uncle Monkey - Word Search Belt Drive BettyrsquosWordsearchR R

How come we put a man on the moon before realizing it would be a good idea to put

wheels on suitcases

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Dare to KnowWhat your body

needs to heal itself

The BodyTalk Systemwith Practitioner Bev Groot

To book an appointment or find out more about the BodyTalk System call

3069815686

Upcoming SK EventsAll Events

Select arrows to view events

You might be a redneck if yoursquove been married 3 times and you still have the

same in laws

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My mother taught me about TIME TRAVELldquoIf you donrsquot straighten up Irsquom going to knock you into the middle of next weekrdquo

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The Grande Prairie Toys for Tots season opener

by Belt Drive Betty

Our local Grande Prairie Toys for Tots group hosts a number of events all riding seasonThe first of those events was their annual swap meet which was held at the Army Navy Air Force Club on Saturday May 10thThere was great participation from the business community with vendors like Bear Biker Wear coming all the way from Bonnyville and Bentleyrsquos from Crestomere in central Alberta adding to the local vendorsA couple of the riding clubs were on hand and I got to interview Manimal of the Chozen Breed and Barb from the Iron Sirens ndash two great local riding clubs that are growing here in Grande Prairie

in search of

lost indians

Pages 1 - 8by Ken Aiken

Continued Next Page

Bentleys Motosicle Pain Tin

Contents

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener

35-37 The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener38-39 Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful40-44 ON News Events45-48 ON Events49-50 Sport - News Events51 Sports Events52 Website Tip of the Week53 Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events54-56 ON Events57 ON Events - Classified AD of the Week58-60 Support Our Troops61 QC Events62 Moto Moncton NB Events63 NB Events64 NB News Events65 WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events66-68 NS Events69-70 NL Events

Irsquove been in love with the same woman or 49 years If my wife ever

finds out shersquoll kill me

RR

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I also got some time with Jamie the new president of Toys for Tots and Seth the new vice presidentThese two along with the rest of the board and volunteers did a great job of organizing the event and by the looks of things they are on to a

ragingly successful season They have a ton of events planned to support our local kidsOther vendors included Uncle Buckrsquos ndash they make the BEST beef jerky around this part of the country and members of the Grandview Hutterite colony were out with some amazing gloves both gauntlets and working gloves The quality of the tanning dying and stitching is utterly fabulous Righteous Cycles was the only local bike shop on hand but they had lots to offerA wide variety of parts were on hand for almost

every brand of motorcycle out there and there were some jewelry and clothing vendors on hand as wellThere were only two vacant tables The traffic was good and the ANAVETS club did a brisk business selling breakfast and later lunchThe one thing I love about these season opener events is that a person gets to see people that

Continued from Previous Page

Continued Next Page

Chozen Breed Booth

Bear and Penny Bear and his bride Penny

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Continued from Previous Pagehave been in hibernation all winter Heck I saw people that I havenrsquot seen in two and three years and it was fantasticOur local Toys for Tots does amazing work in our community and they deserve the support of every dealer and rider in the region Their next event is the Kneez in the Breeze run on May 24th Check out their poster and if you can consider attending

it I know that I had a blast last yearI myself have to be at my Defense Fund Poker Run in Nisku at Blackjacks but if you are in Grande Prairie and area and are looking for a great group to ride and share the day with you wonrsquot find much finer that the guys and gals of Grande Prairie Toys for Tots

- BDB

Righteous Cycles

Righteous Cycles

Randy Cholach and sister Patty

Iron Sirens Booth

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Itrsquos a beautiful day and you feel like going for a ride on your ATV UTV or motorcycle On the trails along the roads and waterways or on the edge of the woods there are sometimes toxic plants that are dangerous to our health Poison Ivy is more common but others are not as well known such as Giant Hogweed To help you identify them when you make stops during these rides let me show in this article three toxic plants that you may come acrossGiant HogweedShort story Originating in the Caucasus it was probably introduced to North America as an ornamental plant It has since taken root and become widespread in many European countries as well as Australia New Zealand the United States and Canada In Quebec it is considered to be an invasive alien plantDescription It can measure 2 to 5 metres high and 30 centimetres to 1 metre after mowing or cutting Its stem is robust covered in white hairs and raspberry red to purple spots spread out and well defined The leaves can reach up to 15 metres

wide by 3 metres longToxic part Its sap (a colourless odourless liquid secreted by all parts of the plant)Effects Contact with the sap followed by exposure to the sun is odourless but can produce dermatitis up to 48 hours after exposure This is characterized by redness of the skin and swelling blisters or even skin lesions at times serious resembling first or second-degree burnsPlaces Disturbed wetlands (along waterways

ditches roads etc)Take note After the wounds heal brown or white spots can linger for many months or even years on the affected areas and they can remain sensitive to the lightCanadian provinces where it is found British Columbia Ontario Quebec New BrunswickSources Deacutevelopppement durable Environnement Faune et Parcs du gouvernement du Queacutebec Santeacute et services sociaux du Queacutebec (French version only) Espace pour la vie de MontreacutealWild ParsnipDescription The flowers have light yellow-green umbels The first year the plant generally presents a low rosette of fusiform leaves while the roots are developing and flowers in the second year on a long stem before dying

Continued Next Page

V I S I T U S A T

W W W K I M P E X N E W S C O MW W W K I M P E X C O M

Hog Weed

Wild Parsnip

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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Toxic part Its sapEffects Like the Giant Hogweed its sap contains chemical products which on human skin can cause reactions similar to serious burns rashes or blistersPlaces Disturbed environments (abandoned yards open fields alongside roads etc)Take note The plantrsquos chemical composition is known to reduce weight gain and decrease fertility in cattle that eat itCanadian provinces where it is found In all provinces and territories with the exception of NunavutSources Canadian Biodiversity Information Facility from Governement of Canada Ministry of Natural Resources from Governement of OntarioPoison IvyDescription A woody perennial plant with creeping climbing or bushy glossy leaves

Toxic part Its sap contains a toxic resin (present in all parts of the plant except the pollen) Any contact with a broken part of the plant a contaminated object or an animal runs the risk of provoking a reaction The seriousness of the reaction depends on individual sensitivity the amount of sap in contact with the skin and exposed areas of the body

Effects A rash manifested by intense itching and redness Swelling and blisters can also be seen all usually between 24 to 48 hours after contact

Places River banks clearings the edge of the woods along roads etc

Take note Inhalation of smoke coming from burning Poison Ivy plants provokes an extremely painful eruption of the lining of the lungs which can lead to respiratory problems and even death

Canadian provinces where it is found In all provinces with the exception of Newfoundland-Labrador

Sources Governement of Canada Health Espace pour la vie Montreacuteal

Continued from Previous Page

Poison Ivy

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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On May 7th the official Road Captain was announced for the 4th Annual Bob Probert Ride This yearrsquos honourary grand marshal is the beautifully talented Emmy Award nominated Jacqueline MacInnes

Wood Thatrsquos right our very own hometown Canadian actress disc jockey singer television host and skilled motorcycle rider will lead the estimated 1100 motorcycles on June 22nd from Thunder Road Harley-Davidson Born in Windsor Ontario she is best known for her role as Steffy Forrester on the long-running American soap opera The Bold and the Beautiful She is also the younger sister to Dani Probert the Event Co-Chair for the Bob Probert RideFor the past four years riders in vests leather boots and blue jeans revved their

engines honouring the late hockey player Bob Probert while benefitting cardiac care at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Itrsquos a fitting tribute given that Bob was a Harley-Davidson enthusiast himself and also loved participating in charity ridesJacqueline now joins the small list of past

Continued Next Page

Mike Bechard

2014 Bob Probert Ride Media LaunchON News Events

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road captains such as former hockey players and Bobrsquos teammates Tony Amonte Sheldon Kennedy and Chris Chelios All of whom led a brigade of motorcycles following a scenic routearound Windsor and Essex County riding along the water and through the county settings showcasing the arearsquos beautyThe route has planned stops in Amherstburg Colchester Belle River and the Riverside Sportsmenrsquos Club mdashthe final stop Each stop is unique and gives the riders an opportunity to get something to eat and drink while a chance to win some awesome prizes like autographed Original Six jerseysBob Probert was a local hockey icon and an enforcer who played in the National Hockey League

Continued from Previous Page

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for 16 seasons with the Detroit Red Wings and the Chicago Blackhawks He passed away in 2010 after suffering a heart attack while on his boat out on Lake St Clair Dani Probert Bobrsquos widow has been organizing the memorial ride since its inception in 2011 That year was especially significant because

it was the first year that she was actually able to process the overwhelming amount of supportIn the last three years motorcyclists werenrsquot the only ones who turned out for the memorial ridemdashthousands of spectators stood at the side of the road to cheer the riders on at the different stops All participants of the Bob Probert Ride have risen over $300000 to fund the expansion of the cardiac care unit at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Windsor unfortunately has one of the highest rates of cardiac emergencies in Canada and there is not enough room to meet the demands As a result routine procedures are often rescheduled to make way for emergency cases Dani Probert and the hospital boardrsquos ultimate goal are to make the unit open 247 and have two beds available for angioplasty instead of just oneItrsquos hard to put into words how the communityrsquos support has helped Dani and her four children Brogan Tierney Jack and Declyn after such an immense loss In addition the family looks forward to this yearrsquos ride being even bigger with riders from

all over including Michigan paying homage to their father ldquoThe Enforcerrdquo Bob ProbertThe date for the 2014 Bob Probert Ride is June 22nd and all up-to-date information can be found on the website wwwprobertridecomRide safe ride freeMike ldquoChopperrdquo Bechard

Continued from Previous Page

ON News Events

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The 2014 ldquoRide for MSrdquo now in its 6th year is on Sunday September 21 2014 Shar Good Event Organizer recounts ldquoIt has been a learning experience receiving the help of Mike Bechard of the Lone Wolf Clubhouse back in the beginning to bring to life my dream of an event such as this since my diagnosis of Multiple

Sclerosis in 1985 I wanted to make a difference and help in any way I couldrdquo Good explains ldquoMultiple Sclerosis is the most commonly diagnosed neurological disease found in individuals between the ages of 15 to 40mdashthis area of Southwestern Ontario has a high number of affected people Reports from local neurologists tell us that approximately 700 to 800 citizens in our area have been diagnosedGood went on to say ldquoAll motorcycle riders are welcome to participate in the Ride for MS poker run to benefit the Windsor-Essex County Chapter of the MS Society of Canada This great ride starts and ends with a full course family style dinner at the Columbus Center of South Windsor 2014 Columbus Drive in Windsor Registration begins at 900AM and will run until 1030AM Registration Fees are as follows Rider $30 (FREE with $100 in Pledges) Passenger $20 (Free with $100 in Pledges) Participants are encouraged to collect pledges to receive pledge awards that start at $200 with Gas Cards awarded for pledges starting at $250 The Pledge Award Tier is provided on the pledge sheet available for download at wwwlonewolfclubhousecom and wwwmssocietycachaptersessexcommunityhtm The first stop of the poker run will be The Leaf in Windsor where you are welcome to have a full breakfast from the menu followed by stops at The

Sandbar Waterfront Grill (providing lunch specials) Birdiersquos Perch out in Leamington (providing FREE bottled water) the Pelee Island Winery in Kingsville (providing FREE wine tasting) Crabby Joersquos in Essex with the last optional stop being at Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery where you will receive a 6th optional card for your poker handrdquo Shar goes on to explain the 6th poker stop is optional giving you an extra chance to get either the Best or Worst Poker Hand of the day and win a prize for each Six stops in total are allocated along the 100 mile route Itrsquos so much fun itrsquos wonderful to be able to host a fundraiser that puts a smile on everyonersquos facerdquo Once back at the Columbus Center of S Windsor there is a family style dinner and an opportunity to participate in a 5050 Draw a Chinese Auction and a Gift Certificate Grab Bag There are Door Prizes for the ride participants using their Free Door Prize ticket they received upon Registration Good goes on to welcome non-riders as there are DINNER ONLY TICKETS available for $25 each and when purchasing in a set of 2 tickets a tax receipt for $20 will be issued Shar reiterates ldquoBikers Sponsors Volunteers amp Contributors to the event make it happen We have been blessed in the past and again this year with this event being sponsored by DIAMOND SPONSORSHIPS Biz X The Leaf Families First amp Leather King and RUBY SPONSORSHIPS UNIFOR Local 444 Robinson Motorcycle Avon Canada Fran Sales CrsquoEst Bon Lone Wolf Clubhouse Comfort Inn Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery Pelee Island Winery Sandbar Waterfront Grill Steversquos Auto Shine Birdiersquos Perch Canadian Tire (Tecumseh Rd E Windsor) Molson Coors and Belt Drive Betty The contributions of businesses in our community of door prizes and auction items add personality to the event

Good is happy to report ldquoTo date the Ride for MS has raised $33900 that has been used in assisting those with MS to subsidize the purchase of much needed assisted that enhance the quality of their

Continued Next Page

ON News Events

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livesrdquo As Event Planner amp Creator Good observes first hand how the money raised facilitates those living with multiple sclerosis Having MS herself she works with the Windsor-Essex County Chapter as a past board member aiding their membership almost on a daily basis Good reflects on her past involvement with the society and what she learned ldquoI was amazed with how much the special equipment cost and was surprised with the amounts that were not covered The depths that the society had to go through to make sure people with MS got

the equipment they needed when they needed it amazed merdquo This is where the Ride for MS and the funds raised from this event come into play ldquoThe society informs the participant of this event annually at the dinner as to how the funds raised were used which is importantrdquo says Good ldquothe feeling you get when a recipient of these funds find out you are a participant of the event that helped them obtain a piece of equipment gives you a hug and says thank you is surrealrdquoJoin us on Sunday September 21st and make someonersquos wish for a better quality of life become a reality For more information you may contact Shar at (519) 798-3858 or by email at shar54xplornetca SUBJECT Ride for MS

ON News Events

Whatever you do in life always give 100 Unless yoursquore

donating blood

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Grand Bendrsquos ldquoVintage Bike DaysrdquoThis years Annual ldquoShow amp Shinerdquo event will be held in Grand Bend and takes place on Sunday July 20 2014 from 1000am until around 1pm right on Grand Bendrsquos Main Street (exact location will be announced soon)Again this year there is no registration fee no official judging no vendors and itrsquos NOT a swap-meet but there will be a group ride from Main Street to the Grand Bend MOTORPLEX Raceway

to enjoy the Vintage Road Racing Associations ldquoSUMMER CLASSICrdquo EventVintage related club and group displays are encouragedJust show up and proudly show off your scooters and motorcycles All makes and models of Vintage amp Classic bikes are most welcomeFind us on Facebook httpwwwfacebookcompagesGrand-Bends-Vintage-Bike-Days204561802964090sk=wallampapp_data

HHR RouteDetails are here We are assembling in front of the HQ building at CFB Trenton with the ride departing at 1145 Due to some issues related to our permit that could not be resolved in the short time remaining before our Ride we in the interest in safety and the show must go on have decided to move our Rally to the Whitby Entertainment Centrum This is where the ride will end It is the same location as our assembly last yearJoin us as we welcome home our HEROES as the mission has ended in Afghanistan for our Canadian ForcesHope to see many of you there

ON Events

2930 Haldimand Road 20 Cayuga1st Annual Autism Rodeo amp Family Day Charity Event to raise funds for Autism

11am-5pm Family Time bull Live bands ~ TBAbull Kids Gamesbull Face Paintingbull Free BBQ amp Drink with admission

5pm-2am Adults ONLY~Rodeo Timebull Motorcycle Gamesbull Show N Shine bull Pig Roastbull Live Bands ~ TBAbull Beer Kegs

Overnight Camping (Adults Only) Sponsors

raquo Motorcycle Enhancements raquo Tattz AndCompany raquo Black widow paintball amp Airsoftl raquo Mainway Sports raquo Action Auto raquo Paula Manto Swick Registered Disability

Savings Plan Rep raquo CrazeePaint Airbrushing

VendorsTattz AndCompanyBlack widow Paintball amp AirsoftPaula Manto Swick Registered Disability Savings Plan Rep

All proceeds go to Autism Awarenes

Autism Rodeo amp Family Day - August 2nd 2014

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ON Events

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ON Events

Why a round pizza gets delivered in a square box

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ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo Winner of Combined SOAR and RACE Events Get CSBK National Support (csbkca)This Ontario motorcycle roadracing season sanctioning groups SOAR and RACE are working together with a pair of Series race

weekends SOAR is hosting the RACE group at Grand Bend Raceway on June 13-15 while RACE returns the favor by hosting SOAR racers at Shannonville Motorsport Park June 27-29 As part of this co-promotion Dunlop racing tire distributor Pro 6 Cycle and the National Mopar CSBK organizing group have also joined up to provide a special bonus for Amateur Sport Bike

Continued Next Page

Dunlop Amateur Showdown winner to get National support

Sports - News Events

ADULTA person who has stopped

growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle

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class (approx 600cc) competitors A two round points-paying Series will recognize the appropriate Sport Bike-type class races at the SOAR and RACE-hosted events determining the top rising star in that category The racer who achieves the best combined result from the two race ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo will receive a competition award sponsoring their entry for the final Amateur Sport Bike Mopar CSBK National rounds at Canadian Tire Motorsport Park August 15-17Dunlop distributor Pro 6 Cycle and CSBK will supply competitor entry and racing tires to the winner of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo for the

CTMP National weekend The entry will include both Saturday and Sunday Amateur Sport Bike double header rounds with the successful Amateur competitor receiving a maximum of six Dunlop DOT-type class appropriate racing tires for use during the three day eventThe winning competitor must not have held a Pro motorcycle roadracing License nor can they have competed in more than two previous National races SOAR and RACE organizers will be the final judges of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo and ensure that all competitors respect the structure and spirit of the bonus competitionFor more information please check the SOAR (soaracingca) and RACE Events (Shannonvillecom) official web sites

Sports - News Events

DatesMay 16thJune 20thJuly 25thAugust 15thSeptember 12th

Registration opens at 5pm on the day of the event followed by racing at 7pm All racers must havevalid motorcycle drivers licensefull faced Snell 05 approved helmetgauntlet style leather glovesleather jacketleather bootscompetitors exceeding 120 mph will be required to wear full leathersMotorcycles must be in good working order and will be required to pass tech inspection prior to their first pass CLICK HERE for additional information on the Mission Raceway Park and their street legal Friday night races

2014 CMDRA Bracket Racing at Mission Raceway

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Sports Events

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

THE 27th

THREE DAY

May 171819 ndash 2014 ndash at Scotch Creek

All usual Classes ndash Entry $25 per day - $10 Vintage - Kids free

The Old Guy in 1971

Dean Seaman 2014

171819 ndash 2014 ndash171819 ndash 2014 ndash

This year the event will enter a new era with a two day Modern Trial

Total results will count for the overall Championship

Round 2 in Rocky Mountain House ABRound 3 in Ymir BC

We also have planned a Kids Trialon the Saturday night for

Both Electric and engine powered bikes Camping is good with Porta -Potties on site

Call for details of Motels etc

Phone Outlaw Dave for further info (250) 545-6139Directions - Follow the road to Scotch Creek from Hiway one West of Sorrento Then turn left

At Leopold road at the top of the hill after you leave town (Tire sign on left) red arrows from that point

A big thanks to the land owners for the use of this fantastic area

Modern Trial - Saturday amp Sunday - Vintage Monday Start time 10am all three days

13 13 13 13 13 13

For13 Immediate13 Release13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 May13 813 201413 13 CMDRA13 Announces13 Revised13 201413 Schedule13 13 The13 Canadian13 Motorcycle13 Drag13 Racing13 Association13 is13 releasing13 details13 of13 their13 updated13 201413 schedule13 The13 six13 race13 series13 which13 includes13 events13 in13 British13 Columbia13 Alberta13 and13 Ontario13 required13 revision13 following13 the13 unexpected13 announcement13 of13 the13 suspension13 of13 operations13 at13 one13 of13 the13 venues13 included13 in13 the13 original13 schedule13 13

Revised13 201413 Schedule13 June13 141513 13 Grand13 Bend13 Motorplex13 Grand13 Bend13 ON13 June13 2213 (113 day13 event)13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 July13 121313 13 13 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13 August13 232413 13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 Fort13 St13 John13 BC13 September13 6713 13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 September13 272813 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13

13

13 13

13 CMDRA13 Executive13 Director13 Kevin13 Shupac13 commented13 ldquoThe13 CMDRA13 is13 sincerely13 thankful13 for13 the13 support13 the13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 and13 Castrol13 Raceway13 and13 all13 of13 the13 tracks13 the13 CMDRA13 will13 visit13 in13 201413 We13 would13 also13 like13 to13 thank13 our13 members13 for13 their13 patience13 during13 the13 past13 four13 weeksrdquo13 13 13

13 13

infocmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 13 wwwcmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 1877580900813 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 TwitterCMDRA201413 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 Facebook13 CMDRA13

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR After your hands become coated with

grease your nose will begin to itch

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Did you know that BeltDriveBettycom has the most comprehensive database of Canadian Riding Clubs on the on the internet Wersquove revamped our Riding Club directory and wersquod like to know what you think Itrsquos indexed by Province and by Type of Riding Club for easy browsing

bull Brand Specificbull Cruising and Touringbull Military bull Lifestylebull Occupation-Relatedbull Rider Rights and Freedomsbull Vintagebull Sportsbull Womenrsquos Riding Clubsbull Motorcycle Ministries

httpwwwbeltdrivebettycomcommunityriding-clubs

TIP OF THE WEEK RIDING CLUBS section REVAMPED

on Facebook has photo albums for each province and month filled with tons of events

httpwwwfacebookcomCanadianMotorcycleEventsphotos_albums

Visit our page and go to the photos link once there click on albums to find the Province and month you are interested in

You can also use our national calendars at wwwcanadianmotorcycleeventscom - filled with even more event information you can sort them right down to only one province and they are highly shareable

Our CANADIAN MOTORCYCLE EVENTS

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

ldquoIf yoursquore going to kill each other do it outside I just finished cleaningrdquo

Website Tip of the Week

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Tides roll in and tides roll out

There arenrsquot too many things in life that are predictable but ocean tides are one of them

Our family just returned from a short vacation on a Vancouver Island beach and I found the tides fascinating

Incoming tides covered the beach and at high tide you could literally see all the sandcastles wood forts and creations literally disappear under the water never to be seen again

The outgoing tides revealed a clean fresh canvas and some sea-life caught in the tidal pools left behind or laying helplessly on the beach Seagulls swooped down to shell covered areas of the beach in search of oysters that had been stranded on the half kilometer sandy beach as the eagles hovered above looking for their next snack

I could not help but think about the lsquoTides of Lifersquo where we know that until our number comes up and we face eternal judgment each day the sun will come up we will spend time with those people whom we love (family friends) and with people whom we would most likely prefer not to be spending time with (school work) and we will experience all the good and not so good that the

tides of life bring our way Night will come and in the morning we will repeat the cycle all over again

As a born-again believer I felt the tide analogy was an appropriate one The ocean washes away everything left on the beach and when we ask Christ for the forgiveness of our sins he literally washes them away Check out this verse from ldquoOur Ownerrsquos Manual for Liferdquo found in Psalm 103 verse 12 ldquoHe has removed our sins as far from us as the east is from the westrdquo

Our biker church exists to take the ldquoGood Newsrdquo and the ldquoSalvation Messagerdquo to un-churched bikers here on the West Coast In fact our prayer is that the Holy Spirit would become like a raging wildfire touching the hearts and lives of bikers resulting in an assurance of eternity with our Jesus in heaven and a life on this earth that takes on new meaning and purpose

If you think riding your scoot along a seaside highway on a hot summerrsquos day is something special just wait until you do it when Jesus Christ is at the controls of your lifehellip there is no greater lsquohighrsquo and bigger lsquorushrsquo than this All it takes is a few short words ask Jesus to forgive you for your sins tell him you that you want him to be Lord of your life Follow this up with prayer and bible reading and oh yeahhellip believe that he does in fact lsquohave your backrsquo in this life

Ride safe Ride true

Pastor Chuck

Canadian Riders Support Program Network

By joining the Canadian Riders Support Program you volunteer to provide assistance to broken down riders in your area This assistance may include providing information about nearby repair shops towing accommodations making phone calls providing directions etc While some Canadian Riders have expressed that they would be able to provide help with tools wrenching towing and even temporary accommodations the level of assistance you may provide is totally up to you as you feel comfortable and safe to do soLetrsquos face it most of us have been there away from home and broke down by the side of the road Canadian Rider Members are also listed in Belt Drive Bettyrsquos Little Black Book a resource directory currently carried in the saddlebags of thousands of Canadian Riders As a ldquoThank Yourdquo from Belt Drive Betty Canadian Riders Support Network Members receive The Busted Knuckle Chronicles E-Subscription free of charge

Come join us at httpwwwcanadianridersca

Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events

Pastor Chuck

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G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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ON - Events

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ON News - ON Events

If everything seems to be going well you have obviously

overlooked something

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Classified Ad of the Week

2002 Tiny Mite Cargo Trailer

Stock CTRL0033 Colour Blue Features Very clean trailer in excellent condition tons of storage good quality cargo trailer at a good price

Price $ 2495 CAD NO GST

Contact

Trike Zone

(780) 389-3344

Mulhurst Bay AB

Email edwardtrikezonecom

ON Events - Classified AD of the Week

Upcoming ON EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

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Join Veterans Law Enforement First Responders and their supporters from both Canada and the US on this overnight cross border ride to Wenatchee Washington June 7th 2014Check out httpcanamveteransrideweeblycom for details laquoHalf The Fun is Getting Thereraquo

Support Our Troops

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Support Our Troops

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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Support Our Troops

Upcoming SOT EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

Are you a veteran who owns a businessWould you like to promote your products or services but find advertising expensive

Get 50 off your first 6 months of advertisingContact Belt Drive Betty to find out about the

Veteranrsquos Business Starter Programbdbettygmailcom

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Tee Shirts Patches amp More in the BDB Store

We appreciate your support

wwwbdbstorecom

QC EVENTS

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What did the elephant say to the naked man How do you breathe through that

tiny thing

Ah lsquoFridayrsquo my second favorite F-word

August 7 - 10 2014 - In the Heart of Downtown MonctonThe MotoMoncton Festival was first launched in August of 2011 with motorcyclists from near and taking over Monctonrsquos downtown core This three-day event featured motorcycle stunt shows a burnout competition group rides throughout Southeastern New Brunswick a bike cruise through Moncton live entertainment on Main Street and much moreIn 2012 the City of Moncton was pleased to host another weekend of motorcycle madness in downtown Moncton and to welcome bikers from across the region and across the country as the city hosted both MotoMoncton and the 17th Canadian National Harley Owners Group Rally Moncton was honoured to be chosen as host city for this national event and together with MotoMoncton the HOG Rally proved to be yet another exciting motorcycle weekend in the cityThis past August 2013 MotoMoncton organizers were yet again pleased to host another successful weekend of exciting activity with thousands visiting the festival grounds throughout the weekend

The festival an initiative of the City of Moncton is made possible by the support of various partners including Downtown Moncton Centre-Ville Inc various local motorcycle dealers and clubs and other community partners

For more information and sponsorship enquiries please contact 506-383-7020 506-877-7700 of by Email infomotomonctoncaOr visit motomonctonca

MOTO MONCTON NB EVENTS

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What are three words a woman never wants to hear when shersquos making love ldquoHoney Irsquom homerdquo

NB EVENTS

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club would be very pleased if you would help support our up coming charity event in support of the DECH Childrenrsquos Ward

This year our Toy Ride takes place June 14th 2014 We are celebrating our 30th Ride Register early to receive a limited Edition 30th Anniversary Shirt

Registration forms online at

httpfrederictonmotorcycleclubcaHomephp

The ride begins at the parking lot of the Canadian Tire Two Nations Crossing (North Side) On site registration between 930 am amp 1045 am Ride begins at 11 am sharp

The Motorcyclist will enjoy a scenic country ride via Nashwack Bridge to Stanley At the Stanley school there will be a barbeque Show-N-Shine 5050 draw silent auction etc

The group will return via the Royal Road ending up at the DECH for the presentations of the Toys and monies raised to the Child Life Unit of the DECH

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club has been the most consistent supporter of the DECH Childrenrsquos Life Unit since 1985 All of the funds raised and Toys collected go to the hospitalized Children

Please share this email with all your friends Help us Brighten A Childrsquos Stay

Fredricton Motorcycle Club Toy Ride

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Where Royal Canadian Legion Branch 350 Port DalhousieWhen Saturday 7 June Blessing starts 11am followed by the Show and Shine

Show and Shine Entry fee $1000

11 trophies up for grabsbull Best in Show 1st 2nd 3rd placebull Best cruiser 1st amp 2nd placebull Best touring 1st and 2nd placebull Best sport bike 1st amp 2nd placebull Best sport touring 1st amp 2nd place

BBQ burgers and sausage on a bun for sale 5050 draw coffee and donutsAll proceeds to support the Royal Canadian Legion Port DalhousieI challenge all Bike clubs in the Niagara area to attend this wonderful event Hosted by the Working Stiffs Riding ClubCanadian Legion Branch 350 Located at 600 Ontario St St Catharines ON L2N 7P8 (Known as Port Dalhousie ) 905-934-1261 Please use Joe Caruso as a contact andor myself Joes email address is kawasaki07bellnet andor faronleonardhotmailcom Thank You look forward to meeting some day

Blessing of the Motorbikersquos and Show and Shine

NB News Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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Actor WisdomThere are four questions of value in lifehellip What is sacred Of what is the spirit made What is worth living for and what is worth dying for The answer to each is the same Only love~ Johnny Depp

Polymath WisdomBelieve none of what you hear and half of what you see- Benjamin Franklin

Spiritual Leader WisdomHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else yoursquore the one who gets burned ~ Buddha

Educator WisdomPeople who consider themselves victims of their circumstances will always remain victims unless they develop a greater vision for their lives ~ Stedman Graham~

Spiritual Teacher WisdomIt is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living ~ Eckhart Tolle

Lithographer WisdomA positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort ndash Herm Albright

I just got back from a pleasure trip I took my mother-in-law to

the airport

WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events

R RWYZWMNrsquoSWORDS TO THE WISE

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Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

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I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

Select Arrows to view events

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A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

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Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

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  • In Search Of Lost Indians
  • BC Events
  • International News Events
  • National Events
  • From the Depths of File 13 - I Hate Mondays
  • AB News - Events
  • David Pocock - AB Events
  • Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events
  • RAGE - SK Events
  • SK Events
  • Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle
  • Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List
  • bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events
  • SK News - Word Search
  • SK News Events
  • MB Events
  • The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener
  • Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful
  • ON News Events
  • ON Events
  • sport - News Events
  • Sports Events
  • Website Tip of the Week
  • Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events
  • ON Events
  • ON Events - Classified AD of the Week
  • Support Our Troops
  • QC Events
  • NB Events
  • NB News Events
  • WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events
  • NS Events
  • NL Events
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So how many folk REALLY LOOK at their tires How often do you look at them What are you looking forPossibly the most important part of a bike safety wise are the tires Think about it these are the sole contact between the road and the bike they are

how we stop start and go around corners If the tires are too soft or too hard the bike handles VERY poorly if the tires are too worn they will not grip the road in wet conditions and are prone to going flat If you are using the wrong kind of tire for your bike that too will contribute to poor performance On a bike the contact patch is so much smaller than for a car or truck so therefore it is that much more important to us the rider

Here are some things to watch forAge of the tire How do we know what the age of the tire is Look on the side wall of the tire there will be a code which on one side of the tire will start with DOT and have at least 12 characters after the DOT the last set of numbers are the ones which will tell you the date (on the other side of the tire the code will only be the date code) Since 2000 the last set fo numbers will be four numbers the first two numbers will tell you in which week of the year the tire was made the last two will designate the year So for example 3412 this tire was made in the 34th week of 2012 Hopefully you are not riding on tires made before 2000 Tires that are too old are too hard and will not grip the road Likewise the age of the tire will affect the warranty manufacturers will warranty a tire for five years from

the date of manufacture andor four years from the date of purchase (side note here is yet another reason to keep your receipts) Tire air pressure There are notations on your bike and in the owners manual which will tell you the air pressures you should run Typically these are different pressures front and back and will also be different for differing ride conditions whether riding two-up high speed or regular riding A word of caution here until you are familiar with your bike

and how it handles follow these guide lines exactly and even after that follow these fairly closely Too little air will lead to very poor handling and the possibility that your tire might come off the rim under sever conditions like a hard corner Too high a pressure will lead to early failure of the tire and also premature wear

Continued Next Page

by David Pocock

Tires for motorcycles care and feeding

Tires For Motorcyles Care amp Feeding - AB Events

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Continued from Previous Page

Tirewheel balance As important as wheel balance is on a car consider that on a bike it is even more so on a bike A rear tire that is out of balance will contribute to sever fatigue in the rider and be bad for the general handling amongst other problems If the front tirewheel is out of balance this can be a much more dangerous problem steering will be hard in minor cases and almost impossible in the extreme If the front tire is unbalanced there will be ldquospeed wobblerdquo which can easily upset the bike even at lower speedsTread condition When tires are made there is a ldquowear barrdquo moulded in this bar will show when the tire has reached what the manufacturer feels is the limit of safe remaining tread on the tire When you see the ldquowear barrdquo get the tire replaced because any further wear will just be dangerous to you and others When you are on your new tires be cautious for the first 100 or so km because in that first little layer of rubber will be some remnants of ldquomould release compoundrdquo This ldquomould release compoundrdquo is a very slippery substance that is sprayed into the mould just before the rubber is injected so that the tire will not stick to the mould which makes for poor to low traction till it has

been worn off If it has or is raining when you go to pick your bike up after a tire change to new tires consider putting of picking your bike up till conditions are dryAs always you the rider are responsible check you tire pressures everyday you ride and have a good look at the condition of the tires at least once a week look for gouges slices bulges chunks missing from the tread or anything else that ldquodoesnrsquot look quite rightrdquo The life you save will probably be your ownRide safe we would rather talk to you than about you

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch

Tires For Motorcyles Care amp Feeding - AB Events

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Newfie Diet

A Newfie was terribly overweight so the doctor put her on a diet

ldquoI want you to eat regularly for 2 days then skip a day then eat regularly again for 2 days then skip a day Repeat this procedure for 2 weeks The next time I see you you should have lost at least 5 poundsrdquo

When the Newfie returned she shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 lbs

ldquoWhy thatrsquos amazingrdquo the doctor said ldquoDid you follow my instructionsrdquo

The Newfie nodded ldquoIrsquoll tell you though be jaesuz I trsquoaut I were going to drop dead on dat lsquotird dayrdquo

ldquoFrom the hunger you meanrdquo asked the doctor

ldquoNo from the fuckinrsquo skippinrsquordquo

Submitted by Sandra Bannerman Ontario

Volunteers

Eleven women were clinging precariously to a wildly swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on Mount Everest Ten were blonde one was a brunette

As a group they decided that one of the party should let go

If that didnrsquot happen the rope would break and everyone would perish

For an agonizing few moments no one volunteered

Finally the brunette gave a truly touching speech saying she would sacrifice herself to save the lives of the others

All the blondes applauded

Submitted by Jacqueline Archembeault Saguenay QC

Human Race

A little girl asked her mother ldquoHow did the human race come aboutrdquo

The Mother answered ldquoGod made Adam and Eve they had children and so all mankind was maderdquo

A few days later the little girl asked her father the same question The father answered ldquoMany years ago there were monkeys and we developed from themrdquo

The confused girl returns to her mother and says ldquoMom how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God and Papa says we developed from monkeysrdquo

The Mother answers ldquoWell dear it is very simple I told you about the origin of my side of the family and your father told you about his siderdquo

Continued Next Page

Vilna Ironhorse Motorcycle Show amp Shine

-Saturday June 29th 2013 On-site Camping gt Vendors Show amp Shine Prizes Music Events Fundraising

Registration from 10-11am - $1000 cash prize for best overall (spectator

favorite) Cash Categories includ Best Dressed Chopped Touring Street

Stock Vintage Best Paint Trike (selected judges) Hosted by the Vilna

amp District Chamber of Commerce - Event Contact - Ed Phone (780) 636-

3364 (2) c|o sponsored by Howlin Coyote Motorcycle Campground

- Camping - On site Convenience Store

June 28 - July 01 2013

Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events

If I agreed with you wersquod both be wrong

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Motherrsquos Shock

A mother enters her daughterrsquos bedroom and sees a letter on the wall over the bed With the worst premonition she reads it with trembling hands It is with great regret and sorrow that Irsquom telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend I found real passion and he is so nice with all his piercings and tattoos and his big motorcycle

But is not only that Mum Irsquom pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods He wants to have many more children with me and thatrsquos one of my dreams Irsquove learned that marijuana doesnrsquot hurt anyone and wersquoll be growing it for us and his friends who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we may want

In the meantime wersquoll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure for Ahmed to get better he deserves it Donrsquot worry Mom Irsquom 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself Some day Irsquoll visit for you to know your grandchildren Your daughter Judith

PS Mum itrsquos not true Irsquom at the neighbourrsquos house I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than my report card thatrsquos in the desk drawer

Submitted by Brenda Beamish Moncton NB

Productive Salesmanship ndash A Little Johnny Joke

The kids filed back into class Monday morning They were very excited

Their weekend assignment was to sell something

then give a talk on productive salesmanship

Little Mary led off ldquoI sold girl scout cookies and I made $30rdquo she said proudly ldquoMy sales approach was to appeal to the customerrsquos civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious successrdquo

ldquoVery goodrdquo said the teacher

Little Sally was next ldquoI sold magazinesrdquo she said ldquoI made $45 and

I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them abreast of current eventsrdquo

ldquoVery good Sallyrdquo said the teacher

Eventually it was Little Johnnyrsquos turn

Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacherrsquos deskrdquo$2467rdquo he said

ldquo$2467rdquo cried the teacher ldquoWhat in the world were you sellingrdquo

ldquoTooth brushesrdquo said Little Johnny

ldquoTooth brushesrdquo echoed the teacher ldquoHow could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much moneyrdquo

ldquoI found the busiest corner in townrdquo said Little Johnny ldquoI set up a Dip amp Chip stand I gave everybody who walked by a sample

They all said the same thing

Hey this tastes like shit

Then I would sayrdquo It is shitrdquo

Wanna buy a toothbrushrdquo

Submitted by Dave Evens Chilliwack BC

Continued from Previous Page

Men have two emotions Hungry and Horny If you see him without an erection make him a sandwich

Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events

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Boy calls 911 Hello I need your help

911 Alright What is it

Boy Two girls are fighting over me

911 So whatrsquos your emergency

Boy The ugly one is winning

AB Events

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The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

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AB Events

Facing noise bylaws that single out motorcycles

Contact MODEL for assistance no matter what province in

Canada you live in wwwmodeledmontoncom

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Get your event information to us - we cannot promote what we donrsquot have

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TEXTING CODES FOR SENIOR CITIZENS AS FOLLOWS

ATD - At the Doctorrsquos

BFF - Best Friendrsquos Funeral

BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth [this one is very hilarious]

CBM - Covered by Medicare

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Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

AB Events

Upcoming ab EventsAll Events

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When We RideTalk with a group of riders and yoursquoll soon realize that the reasons we choose to ride a motorcycle are very different for each and every one of us The riding community in Saskatchewan is made up of a very diverse and broad group of people Many of us ride alone or with a few friends never joining or belonging to a club organization or group We simply plate our motorcycles and ride every chance we get

In 2013 there were 27439 motorcycles registered (at some part of the riding season by either plates

or permits) These motorcycles were registered in 626 different locations We are literally spread ALL OVER this province

All of us do share 4 common things1 the roads we ride on2 the traffic we ride with3 the reality that we all have zero control over

what another driver rider is going to do when in traffic on the highway in a parking lot or basically anywhere

4 that we need to be aware alert and riding for any and all situations at all times

It does not matter how long yoursquove been riding the type of motorcycle you are riding your age the others you may be riding with the length of your hair how cool your jacket is the type of gear to choose to (or not to) wear and on and on and on

The only thing that matters is how much you are paying attention when you are riding and that you are riding to your own personal ability as a rider

In Saskatchewan the top major reasons a motorcyclist uses when an accident does occur are

1 Inattention - yeshellipmotorcyclists use this as a reason when they have an accident

2 Road condition excessive loose gravel ndash ride for the conditions of the road you seeing in front of you and that you are on Loose gravel and dirt on the road surface is a huge problem all year roundhellipnot just till the roads are cleaned in the Cities

3 Driver inexperience confusion ndash there are a lot of new riders out there and riders who are returning to their motorcycles after many years This has nothing to do with the age of a rider

4 Wild life (animals) ndash yes we do a lot of riding where there is wild life

5 Careless Driving Stunting ndash going too fast passing improperly following too closely etc

This information was taken from a Causation Study done from 2007 ndash 2012 by Traffic Safety Services ndash SGI

So when you get on your motorcycle for the first time this seasonhellipand every time you ride Please rememberhellip

bull ride like you will never be given the right of way

bull ride like you are never seenbull watch the conditions of the road you

are riding on at all timesBe defensive alert aware and always on guard

Rhonda CwynarPresident RAGERiders Against Government Exploitation

RAGE - SK Events

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B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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SK Events

HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONrsquoT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF ALL MY FRIENDS ARE MAD BECAUSE THEY THINK I AM

SHOUTING AT THEM OVER INTERNET PLEASE HELP

We always hold hands If I let go she shops

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Special thanks to Sven Bernard of Johnny Pag Motorcycles of Canada for donating the bike that the

Canadian Legion of Riders in North Battleford Saskatchewan won

They are raffling it off to raise funds for their projects

Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle

NAME

ADDRESS

PHONE

1st Prize Custom Painted Johnny Pag Motorcycle valued at $8500 supplied by Johnny Pag Motorcycles of Canada amp Belt Drive Betty WC Distributing 1-780-881-56782nd Prize Autographed Andrew Albers Minnesota Twins Jersey3rd Prize Autographed Bobby Hull Chicago Black Hawks Jersey Proceeds to Veteran related charities

Canadian Legion of Riders Charity RaffleDraw July 13 2014 at Rockinrsquo the Rink Meota SK at Midnight

Lottery Licence RR13-0504

Tickets $5 each

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Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List

Saskatchewan Ride for SightElbow Arena and Fairgrounds

Save the Date June 20 - 22 2014

Pondarosa MH amp RV ParkLocated on Trans Canada Highway

east side of Swift Current SK Ph (306) 773-5000

Open all year

RV and Tenting sites creekside ~Full or Partial Hook-ups BathroomsShowers ~ Laundry Facilities ~ Internet

CAA Approved

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FreedomIt is a hard concept to really truly wrap your mind around We here in the west are quick to pound our chest and proclaim that we are the proud and free The sad thing is freedom is a mirage lingering on the horizon For many of us we work an honest day work ride our bikes in the mean time we complain about politics to our friends but we never really do anything about it other than some grumbles We could be plopped down in any part of the world and our lives would change very little That is not freedom - only the allusion of freedom

As we sit idly by watching our police forces militarize we blindly seek out more rules more regulations Irsquom not sure what the tipping point was what had caused us to shift our focus from freedom true freedom to regulation I do remember growing up in the seventies We didnrsquot have clasps and locks on the cabinets our mothers never absently minded left us in the kitchen by ourselves When I was bad in school I was sent to the Principalrsquos office and was punished by a leather strap across my behind (I still donrsquot swear)

Trying out for sport teams was a try out Not everyone made the team The ones that didnrsquot spent the year shooting pucks into pails snagging baseballs rolling off of roofs until we were good enough to make the team the next year We had winners and losers and even in the playground

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

Continued Next Page

-bad Uncle Monkey

bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events

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when the next goal won each and every one of us knew exactly what the score was and who the real winner was It drove us to be better Sports were not for everyone though Those that didnrsquot excel on the field read books created art Of my friends growing up some went on to play in the NHL my cousin is a mover and shaker in Silicon Valley designing and programming many of the things we use today Others became mechanics and plumbers-the blue collar workers who keep this world running Yet others became doctors and lawyers others became successful actors and musicians teachers and mothers But somewhere someone decide to level the playing field that we were all special little stars Everyone made the team everyone got a medal That it wasnrsquot fair that someone would succeed where others couldnrsquot That parenting should fall on someone elsersquos shoulder - daycares teachers the government Society forgot that it was suppose to be harder for the asthma kid with the deformed leg to play sports Society forgot that those disadvantaged who truly wanted and worked hard still found success We threw away personal responsibility personal accountability If a person backs over a kid in their driveway its not because they are a bad driver

not because they are a bad parent not because they were not paying attention - it is because the company didnrsquot put sensors on the back of the car If a kid shoots up a school its not because of mental illness not because of bad parenting or teaching

- its because the government didnrsquot take away our guns (Considering the recent rash of stabbings in schools and malls it is obvious that person will use any and all things) Each of these small steps was on our freedom pushing it a little farther down into the dirt Our last freedom is freedom of speech that Irsquom allowed to speak my mind here Freedom as long as Irsquom mindful of sponsors event organizersWhen will we regain our freedom Should we regain our freedom Read K Randall Ballrsquos Sam Chopper Orwell to find out what will happen if we donrsquot

-bad Uncle Monkey

E K D M Q T V M Y M B M M G I S M T S O Y E M N T E I E E Q Z X E E A E O O B R I A H N P N I J R A N C L D G B C C A C H S B A C I T D I L U E I M S H I I E T A G S R I D E N D G M U T A M D T R I E K C N R N M E R I D E N U N L U L O A E E H M M C E M N R G A E O U G N M M P S Z R O M E A I M F M V M C M E N S T R U A L R R R A N K E Y H N M H I V V W O P E O X N C R A N S F A A S B M Z M Y R M J S U Y A E L L D A E T S E R E M E M T M M S E M E M O R I A L I Z E M L E E W Z X C A E M E N A C I N G U R N A I L E H P O T S I H P E M C A A O R M E R I T E D X N E L U I C G H O R T Q X S A Y L E R E M T I E Z M Q M E K V R R W V Z B D N O R C E W S I T I H P E M L B N E U Y P M S H R E T I R O M E M X M S

MEMORANDUMBOOKMEMORIALISTMEMORIALIZEMEMORIALSMEMORITERMEMORIZEMEMSAHIBMENACINGMENAGEMENAGERYMENDICANCYMENDICANTMENDICATEMENDICITYMENSES

MENSTRUALMENSTRUUMMENTICULTUREMEPHISTOPHELIANMEPHITICMEPHITISMERACIOUSMERCATUREMERCHANGMANMERELLESMERELYMERESTEADMERFOLKMERGEDMERITED

Continued from Previous Page

bad Uncle Monkey - Word Search Belt Drive BettyrsquosWordsearchR R

How come we put a man on the moon before realizing it would be a good idea to put

wheels on suitcases

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SK News Events

Dare to KnowWhat your body

needs to heal itself

The BodyTalk Systemwith Practitioner Bev Groot

To book an appointment or find out more about the BodyTalk System call

3069815686

Upcoming SK EventsAll Events

Select arrows to view events

You might be a redneck if yoursquove been married 3 times and you still have the

same in laws

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MB Events

My mother taught me about TIME TRAVELldquoIf you donrsquot straighten up Irsquom going to knock you into the middle of next weekrdquo

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The Grande Prairie Toys for Tots season opener

by Belt Drive Betty

Our local Grande Prairie Toys for Tots group hosts a number of events all riding seasonThe first of those events was their annual swap meet which was held at the Army Navy Air Force Club on Saturday May 10thThere was great participation from the business community with vendors like Bear Biker Wear coming all the way from Bonnyville and Bentleyrsquos from Crestomere in central Alberta adding to the local vendorsA couple of the riding clubs were on hand and I got to interview Manimal of the Chozen Breed and Barb from the Iron Sirens ndash two great local riding clubs that are growing here in Grande Prairie

in search of

lost indians

Pages 1 - 8by Ken Aiken

Continued Next Page

Bentleys Motosicle Pain Tin

Contents

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener

35-37 The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener38-39 Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful40-44 ON News Events45-48 ON Events49-50 Sport - News Events51 Sports Events52 Website Tip of the Week53 Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events54-56 ON Events57 ON Events - Classified AD of the Week58-60 Support Our Troops61 QC Events62 Moto Moncton NB Events63 NB Events64 NB News Events65 WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events66-68 NS Events69-70 NL Events

Irsquove been in love with the same woman or 49 years If my wife ever

finds out shersquoll kill me

RR

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I also got some time with Jamie the new president of Toys for Tots and Seth the new vice presidentThese two along with the rest of the board and volunteers did a great job of organizing the event and by the looks of things they are on to a

ragingly successful season They have a ton of events planned to support our local kidsOther vendors included Uncle Buckrsquos ndash they make the BEST beef jerky around this part of the country and members of the Grandview Hutterite colony were out with some amazing gloves both gauntlets and working gloves The quality of the tanning dying and stitching is utterly fabulous Righteous Cycles was the only local bike shop on hand but they had lots to offerA wide variety of parts were on hand for almost

every brand of motorcycle out there and there were some jewelry and clothing vendors on hand as wellThere were only two vacant tables The traffic was good and the ANAVETS club did a brisk business selling breakfast and later lunchThe one thing I love about these season opener events is that a person gets to see people that

Continued from Previous Page

Continued Next Page

Chozen Breed Booth

Bear and Penny Bear and his bride Penny

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Continued from Previous Pagehave been in hibernation all winter Heck I saw people that I havenrsquot seen in two and three years and it was fantasticOur local Toys for Tots does amazing work in our community and they deserve the support of every dealer and rider in the region Their next event is the Kneez in the Breeze run on May 24th Check out their poster and if you can consider attending

it I know that I had a blast last yearI myself have to be at my Defense Fund Poker Run in Nisku at Blackjacks but if you are in Grande Prairie and area and are looking for a great group to ride and share the day with you wonrsquot find much finer that the guys and gals of Grande Prairie Toys for Tots

- BDB

Righteous Cycles

Righteous Cycles

Randy Cholach and sister Patty

Iron Sirens Booth

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Itrsquos a beautiful day and you feel like going for a ride on your ATV UTV or motorcycle On the trails along the roads and waterways or on the edge of the woods there are sometimes toxic plants that are dangerous to our health Poison Ivy is more common but others are not as well known such as Giant Hogweed To help you identify them when you make stops during these rides let me show in this article three toxic plants that you may come acrossGiant HogweedShort story Originating in the Caucasus it was probably introduced to North America as an ornamental plant It has since taken root and become widespread in many European countries as well as Australia New Zealand the United States and Canada In Quebec it is considered to be an invasive alien plantDescription It can measure 2 to 5 metres high and 30 centimetres to 1 metre after mowing or cutting Its stem is robust covered in white hairs and raspberry red to purple spots spread out and well defined The leaves can reach up to 15 metres

wide by 3 metres longToxic part Its sap (a colourless odourless liquid secreted by all parts of the plant)Effects Contact with the sap followed by exposure to the sun is odourless but can produce dermatitis up to 48 hours after exposure This is characterized by redness of the skin and swelling blisters or even skin lesions at times serious resembling first or second-degree burnsPlaces Disturbed wetlands (along waterways

ditches roads etc)Take note After the wounds heal brown or white spots can linger for many months or even years on the affected areas and they can remain sensitive to the lightCanadian provinces where it is found British Columbia Ontario Quebec New BrunswickSources Deacutevelopppement durable Environnement Faune et Parcs du gouvernement du Queacutebec Santeacute et services sociaux du Queacutebec (French version only) Espace pour la vie de MontreacutealWild ParsnipDescription The flowers have light yellow-green umbels The first year the plant generally presents a low rosette of fusiform leaves while the roots are developing and flowers in the second year on a long stem before dying

Continued Next Page

V I S I T U S A T

W W W K I M P E X N E W S C O MW W W K I M P E X C O M

Hog Weed

Wild Parsnip

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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Toxic part Its sapEffects Like the Giant Hogweed its sap contains chemical products which on human skin can cause reactions similar to serious burns rashes or blistersPlaces Disturbed environments (abandoned yards open fields alongside roads etc)Take note The plantrsquos chemical composition is known to reduce weight gain and decrease fertility in cattle that eat itCanadian provinces where it is found In all provinces and territories with the exception of NunavutSources Canadian Biodiversity Information Facility from Governement of Canada Ministry of Natural Resources from Governement of OntarioPoison IvyDescription A woody perennial plant with creeping climbing or bushy glossy leaves

Toxic part Its sap contains a toxic resin (present in all parts of the plant except the pollen) Any contact with a broken part of the plant a contaminated object or an animal runs the risk of provoking a reaction The seriousness of the reaction depends on individual sensitivity the amount of sap in contact with the skin and exposed areas of the body

Effects A rash manifested by intense itching and redness Swelling and blisters can also be seen all usually between 24 to 48 hours after contact

Places River banks clearings the edge of the woods along roads etc

Take note Inhalation of smoke coming from burning Poison Ivy plants provokes an extremely painful eruption of the lining of the lungs which can lead to respiratory problems and even death

Canadian provinces where it is found In all provinces with the exception of Newfoundland-Labrador

Sources Governement of Canada Health Espace pour la vie Montreacuteal

Continued from Previous Page

Poison Ivy

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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On May 7th the official Road Captain was announced for the 4th Annual Bob Probert Ride This yearrsquos honourary grand marshal is the beautifully talented Emmy Award nominated Jacqueline MacInnes

Wood Thatrsquos right our very own hometown Canadian actress disc jockey singer television host and skilled motorcycle rider will lead the estimated 1100 motorcycles on June 22nd from Thunder Road Harley-Davidson Born in Windsor Ontario she is best known for her role as Steffy Forrester on the long-running American soap opera The Bold and the Beautiful She is also the younger sister to Dani Probert the Event Co-Chair for the Bob Probert RideFor the past four years riders in vests leather boots and blue jeans revved their

engines honouring the late hockey player Bob Probert while benefitting cardiac care at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Itrsquos a fitting tribute given that Bob was a Harley-Davidson enthusiast himself and also loved participating in charity ridesJacqueline now joins the small list of past

Continued Next Page

Mike Bechard

2014 Bob Probert Ride Media LaunchON News Events

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road captains such as former hockey players and Bobrsquos teammates Tony Amonte Sheldon Kennedy and Chris Chelios All of whom led a brigade of motorcycles following a scenic routearound Windsor and Essex County riding along the water and through the county settings showcasing the arearsquos beautyThe route has planned stops in Amherstburg Colchester Belle River and the Riverside Sportsmenrsquos Club mdashthe final stop Each stop is unique and gives the riders an opportunity to get something to eat and drink while a chance to win some awesome prizes like autographed Original Six jerseysBob Probert was a local hockey icon and an enforcer who played in the National Hockey League

Continued from Previous Page

Continued Next Page

ON News Events

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for 16 seasons with the Detroit Red Wings and the Chicago Blackhawks He passed away in 2010 after suffering a heart attack while on his boat out on Lake St Clair Dani Probert Bobrsquos widow has been organizing the memorial ride since its inception in 2011 That year was especially significant because

it was the first year that she was actually able to process the overwhelming amount of supportIn the last three years motorcyclists werenrsquot the only ones who turned out for the memorial ridemdashthousands of spectators stood at the side of the road to cheer the riders on at the different stops All participants of the Bob Probert Ride have risen over $300000 to fund the expansion of the cardiac care unit at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Windsor unfortunately has one of the highest rates of cardiac emergencies in Canada and there is not enough room to meet the demands As a result routine procedures are often rescheduled to make way for emergency cases Dani Probert and the hospital boardrsquos ultimate goal are to make the unit open 247 and have two beds available for angioplasty instead of just oneItrsquos hard to put into words how the communityrsquos support has helped Dani and her four children Brogan Tierney Jack and Declyn after such an immense loss In addition the family looks forward to this yearrsquos ride being even bigger with riders from

all over including Michigan paying homage to their father ldquoThe Enforcerrdquo Bob ProbertThe date for the 2014 Bob Probert Ride is June 22nd and all up-to-date information can be found on the website wwwprobertridecomRide safe ride freeMike ldquoChopperrdquo Bechard

Continued from Previous Page

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The 2014 ldquoRide for MSrdquo now in its 6th year is on Sunday September 21 2014 Shar Good Event Organizer recounts ldquoIt has been a learning experience receiving the help of Mike Bechard of the Lone Wolf Clubhouse back in the beginning to bring to life my dream of an event such as this since my diagnosis of Multiple

Sclerosis in 1985 I wanted to make a difference and help in any way I couldrdquo Good explains ldquoMultiple Sclerosis is the most commonly diagnosed neurological disease found in individuals between the ages of 15 to 40mdashthis area of Southwestern Ontario has a high number of affected people Reports from local neurologists tell us that approximately 700 to 800 citizens in our area have been diagnosedGood went on to say ldquoAll motorcycle riders are welcome to participate in the Ride for MS poker run to benefit the Windsor-Essex County Chapter of the MS Society of Canada This great ride starts and ends with a full course family style dinner at the Columbus Center of South Windsor 2014 Columbus Drive in Windsor Registration begins at 900AM and will run until 1030AM Registration Fees are as follows Rider $30 (FREE with $100 in Pledges) Passenger $20 (Free with $100 in Pledges) Participants are encouraged to collect pledges to receive pledge awards that start at $200 with Gas Cards awarded for pledges starting at $250 The Pledge Award Tier is provided on the pledge sheet available for download at wwwlonewolfclubhousecom and wwwmssocietycachaptersessexcommunityhtm The first stop of the poker run will be The Leaf in Windsor where you are welcome to have a full breakfast from the menu followed by stops at The

Sandbar Waterfront Grill (providing lunch specials) Birdiersquos Perch out in Leamington (providing FREE bottled water) the Pelee Island Winery in Kingsville (providing FREE wine tasting) Crabby Joersquos in Essex with the last optional stop being at Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery where you will receive a 6th optional card for your poker handrdquo Shar goes on to explain the 6th poker stop is optional giving you an extra chance to get either the Best or Worst Poker Hand of the day and win a prize for each Six stops in total are allocated along the 100 mile route Itrsquos so much fun itrsquos wonderful to be able to host a fundraiser that puts a smile on everyonersquos facerdquo Once back at the Columbus Center of S Windsor there is a family style dinner and an opportunity to participate in a 5050 Draw a Chinese Auction and a Gift Certificate Grab Bag There are Door Prizes for the ride participants using their Free Door Prize ticket they received upon Registration Good goes on to welcome non-riders as there are DINNER ONLY TICKETS available for $25 each and when purchasing in a set of 2 tickets a tax receipt for $20 will be issued Shar reiterates ldquoBikers Sponsors Volunteers amp Contributors to the event make it happen We have been blessed in the past and again this year with this event being sponsored by DIAMOND SPONSORSHIPS Biz X The Leaf Families First amp Leather King and RUBY SPONSORSHIPS UNIFOR Local 444 Robinson Motorcycle Avon Canada Fran Sales CrsquoEst Bon Lone Wolf Clubhouse Comfort Inn Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery Pelee Island Winery Sandbar Waterfront Grill Steversquos Auto Shine Birdiersquos Perch Canadian Tire (Tecumseh Rd E Windsor) Molson Coors and Belt Drive Betty The contributions of businesses in our community of door prizes and auction items add personality to the event

Good is happy to report ldquoTo date the Ride for MS has raised $33900 that has been used in assisting those with MS to subsidize the purchase of much needed assisted that enhance the quality of their

Continued Next Page

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livesrdquo As Event Planner amp Creator Good observes first hand how the money raised facilitates those living with multiple sclerosis Having MS herself she works with the Windsor-Essex County Chapter as a past board member aiding their membership almost on a daily basis Good reflects on her past involvement with the society and what she learned ldquoI was amazed with how much the special equipment cost and was surprised with the amounts that were not covered The depths that the society had to go through to make sure people with MS got

the equipment they needed when they needed it amazed merdquo This is where the Ride for MS and the funds raised from this event come into play ldquoThe society informs the participant of this event annually at the dinner as to how the funds raised were used which is importantrdquo says Good ldquothe feeling you get when a recipient of these funds find out you are a participant of the event that helped them obtain a piece of equipment gives you a hug and says thank you is surrealrdquoJoin us on Sunday September 21st and make someonersquos wish for a better quality of life become a reality For more information you may contact Shar at (519) 798-3858 or by email at shar54xplornetca SUBJECT Ride for MS

ON News Events

Whatever you do in life always give 100 Unless yoursquore

donating blood

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Grand Bendrsquos ldquoVintage Bike DaysrdquoThis years Annual ldquoShow amp Shinerdquo event will be held in Grand Bend and takes place on Sunday July 20 2014 from 1000am until around 1pm right on Grand Bendrsquos Main Street (exact location will be announced soon)Again this year there is no registration fee no official judging no vendors and itrsquos NOT a swap-meet but there will be a group ride from Main Street to the Grand Bend MOTORPLEX Raceway

to enjoy the Vintage Road Racing Associations ldquoSUMMER CLASSICrdquo EventVintage related club and group displays are encouragedJust show up and proudly show off your scooters and motorcycles All makes and models of Vintage amp Classic bikes are most welcomeFind us on Facebook httpwwwfacebookcompagesGrand-Bends-Vintage-Bike-Days204561802964090sk=wallampapp_data

HHR RouteDetails are here We are assembling in front of the HQ building at CFB Trenton with the ride departing at 1145 Due to some issues related to our permit that could not be resolved in the short time remaining before our Ride we in the interest in safety and the show must go on have decided to move our Rally to the Whitby Entertainment Centrum This is where the ride will end It is the same location as our assembly last yearJoin us as we welcome home our HEROES as the mission has ended in Afghanistan for our Canadian ForcesHope to see many of you there

ON Events

2930 Haldimand Road 20 Cayuga1st Annual Autism Rodeo amp Family Day Charity Event to raise funds for Autism

11am-5pm Family Time bull Live bands ~ TBAbull Kids Gamesbull Face Paintingbull Free BBQ amp Drink with admission

5pm-2am Adults ONLY~Rodeo Timebull Motorcycle Gamesbull Show N Shine bull Pig Roastbull Live Bands ~ TBAbull Beer Kegs

Overnight Camping (Adults Only) Sponsors

raquo Motorcycle Enhancements raquo Tattz AndCompany raquo Black widow paintball amp Airsoftl raquo Mainway Sports raquo Action Auto raquo Paula Manto Swick Registered Disability

Savings Plan Rep raquo CrazeePaint Airbrushing

VendorsTattz AndCompanyBlack widow Paintball amp AirsoftPaula Manto Swick Registered Disability Savings Plan Rep

All proceeds go to Autism Awarenes

Autism Rodeo amp Family Day - August 2nd 2014

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ON Events

Why a round pizza gets delivered in a square box

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ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo Winner of Combined SOAR and RACE Events Get CSBK National Support (csbkca)This Ontario motorcycle roadracing season sanctioning groups SOAR and RACE are working together with a pair of Series race

weekends SOAR is hosting the RACE group at Grand Bend Raceway on June 13-15 while RACE returns the favor by hosting SOAR racers at Shannonville Motorsport Park June 27-29 As part of this co-promotion Dunlop racing tire distributor Pro 6 Cycle and the National Mopar CSBK organizing group have also joined up to provide a special bonus for Amateur Sport Bike

Continued Next Page

Dunlop Amateur Showdown winner to get National support

Sports - News Events

ADULTA person who has stopped

growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle

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class (approx 600cc) competitors A two round points-paying Series will recognize the appropriate Sport Bike-type class races at the SOAR and RACE-hosted events determining the top rising star in that category The racer who achieves the best combined result from the two race ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo will receive a competition award sponsoring their entry for the final Amateur Sport Bike Mopar CSBK National rounds at Canadian Tire Motorsport Park August 15-17Dunlop distributor Pro 6 Cycle and CSBK will supply competitor entry and racing tires to the winner of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo for the

CTMP National weekend The entry will include both Saturday and Sunday Amateur Sport Bike double header rounds with the successful Amateur competitor receiving a maximum of six Dunlop DOT-type class appropriate racing tires for use during the three day eventThe winning competitor must not have held a Pro motorcycle roadracing License nor can they have competed in more than two previous National races SOAR and RACE organizers will be the final judges of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo and ensure that all competitors respect the structure and spirit of the bonus competitionFor more information please check the SOAR (soaracingca) and RACE Events (Shannonvillecom) official web sites

Sports - News Events

DatesMay 16thJune 20thJuly 25thAugust 15thSeptember 12th

Registration opens at 5pm on the day of the event followed by racing at 7pm All racers must havevalid motorcycle drivers licensefull faced Snell 05 approved helmetgauntlet style leather glovesleather jacketleather bootscompetitors exceeding 120 mph will be required to wear full leathersMotorcycles must be in good working order and will be required to pass tech inspection prior to their first pass CLICK HERE for additional information on the Mission Raceway Park and their street legal Friday night races

2014 CMDRA Bracket Racing at Mission Raceway

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Sports Events

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

THE 27th

THREE DAY

May 171819 ndash 2014 ndash at Scotch Creek

All usual Classes ndash Entry $25 per day - $10 Vintage - Kids free

The Old Guy in 1971

Dean Seaman 2014

171819 ndash 2014 ndash171819 ndash 2014 ndash

This year the event will enter a new era with a two day Modern Trial

Total results will count for the overall Championship

Round 2 in Rocky Mountain House ABRound 3 in Ymir BC

We also have planned a Kids Trialon the Saturday night for

Both Electric and engine powered bikes Camping is good with Porta -Potties on site

Call for details of Motels etc

Phone Outlaw Dave for further info (250) 545-6139Directions - Follow the road to Scotch Creek from Hiway one West of Sorrento Then turn left

At Leopold road at the top of the hill after you leave town (Tire sign on left) red arrows from that point

A big thanks to the land owners for the use of this fantastic area

Modern Trial - Saturday amp Sunday - Vintage Monday Start time 10am all three days

13 13 13 13 13 13

For13 Immediate13 Release13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 May13 813 201413 13 CMDRA13 Announces13 Revised13 201413 Schedule13 13 The13 Canadian13 Motorcycle13 Drag13 Racing13 Association13 is13 releasing13 details13 of13 their13 updated13 201413 schedule13 The13 six13 race13 series13 which13 includes13 events13 in13 British13 Columbia13 Alberta13 and13 Ontario13 required13 revision13 following13 the13 unexpected13 announcement13 of13 the13 suspension13 of13 operations13 at13 one13 of13 the13 venues13 included13 in13 the13 original13 schedule13 13

Revised13 201413 Schedule13 June13 141513 13 Grand13 Bend13 Motorplex13 Grand13 Bend13 ON13 June13 2213 (113 day13 event)13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 July13 121313 13 13 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13 August13 232413 13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 Fort13 St13 John13 BC13 September13 6713 13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 September13 272813 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13

13

13 13

13 CMDRA13 Executive13 Director13 Kevin13 Shupac13 commented13 ldquoThe13 CMDRA13 is13 sincerely13 thankful13 for13 the13 support13 the13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 and13 Castrol13 Raceway13 and13 all13 of13 the13 tracks13 the13 CMDRA13 will13 visit13 in13 201413 We13 would13 also13 like13 to13 thank13 our13 members13 for13 their13 patience13 during13 the13 past13 four13 weeksrdquo13 13 13

13 13

infocmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 13 wwwcmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 1877580900813 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 TwitterCMDRA201413 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 Facebook13 CMDRA13

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR After your hands become coated with

grease your nose will begin to itch

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Did you know that BeltDriveBettycom has the most comprehensive database of Canadian Riding Clubs on the on the internet Wersquove revamped our Riding Club directory and wersquod like to know what you think Itrsquos indexed by Province and by Type of Riding Club for easy browsing

bull Brand Specificbull Cruising and Touringbull Military bull Lifestylebull Occupation-Relatedbull Rider Rights and Freedomsbull Vintagebull Sportsbull Womenrsquos Riding Clubsbull Motorcycle Ministries

httpwwwbeltdrivebettycomcommunityriding-clubs

TIP OF THE WEEK RIDING CLUBS section REVAMPED

on Facebook has photo albums for each province and month filled with tons of events

httpwwwfacebookcomCanadianMotorcycleEventsphotos_albums

Visit our page and go to the photos link once there click on albums to find the Province and month you are interested in

You can also use our national calendars at wwwcanadianmotorcycleeventscom - filled with even more event information you can sort them right down to only one province and they are highly shareable

Our CANADIAN MOTORCYCLE EVENTS

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

ldquoIf yoursquore going to kill each other do it outside I just finished cleaningrdquo

Website Tip of the Week

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Tides roll in and tides roll out

There arenrsquot too many things in life that are predictable but ocean tides are one of them

Our family just returned from a short vacation on a Vancouver Island beach and I found the tides fascinating

Incoming tides covered the beach and at high tide you could literally see all the sandcastles wood forts and creations literally disappear under the water never to be seen again

The outgoing tides revealed a clean fresh canvas and some sea-life caught in the tidal pools left behind or laying helplessly on the beach Seagulls swooped down to shell covered areas of the beach in search of oysters that had been stranded on the half kilometer sandy beach as the eagles hovered above looking for their next snack

I could not help but think about the lsquoTides of Lifersquo where we know that until our number comes up and we face eternal judgment each day the sun will come up we will spend time with those people whom we love (family friends) and with people whom we would most likely prefer not to be spending time with (school work) and we will experience all the good and not so good that the

tides of life bring our way Night will come and in the morning we will repeat the cycle all over again

As a born-again believer I felt the tide analogy was an appropriate one The ocean washes away everything left on the beach and when we ask Christ for the forgiveness of our sins he literally washes them away Check out this verse from ldquoOur Ownerrsquos Manual for Liferdquo found in Psalm 103 verse 12 ldquoHe has removed our sins as far from us as the east is from the westrdquo

Our biker church exists to take the ldquoGood Newsrdquo and the ldquoSalvation Messagerdquo to un-churched bikers here on the West Coast In fact our prayer is that the Holy Spirit would become like a raging wildfire touching the hearts and lives of bikers resulting in an assurance of eternity with our Jesus in heaven and a life on this earth that takes on new meaning and purpose

If you think riding your scoot along a seaside highway on a hot summerrsquos day is something special just wait until you do it when Jesus Christ is at the controls of your lifehellip there is no greater lsquohighrsquo and bigger lsquorushrsquo than this All it takes is a few short words ask Jesus to forgive you for your sins tell him you that you want him to be Lord of your life Follow this up with prayer and bible reading and oh yeahhellip believe that he does in fact lsquohave your backrsquo in this life

Ride safe Ride true

Pastor Chuck

Canadian Riders Support Program Network

By joining the Canadian Riders Support Program you volunteer to provide assistance to broken down riders in your area This assistance may include providing information about nearby repair shops towing accommodations making phone calls providing directions etc While some Canadian Riders have expressed that they would be able to provide help with tools wrenching towing and even temporary accommodations the level of assistance you may provide is totally up to you as you feel comfortable and safe to do soLetrsquos face it most of us have been there away from home and broke down by the side of the road Canadian Rider Members are also listed in Belt Drive Bettyrsquos Little Black Book a resource directory currently carried in the saddlebags of thousands of Canadian Riders As a ldquoThank Yourdquo from Belt Drive Betty Canadian Riders Support Network Members receive The Busted Knuckle Chronicles E-Subscription free of charge

Come join us at httpwwwcanadianridersca

Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events

Pastor Chuck

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G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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ON - Events

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ON News - ON Events

If everything seems to be going well you have obviously

overlooked something

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Classified Ad of the Week

2002 Tiny Mite Cargo Trailer

Stock CTRL0033 Colour Blue Features Very clean trailer in excellent condition tons of storage good quality cargo trailer at a good price

Price $ 2495 CAD NO GST

Contact

Trike Zone

(780) 389-3344

Mulhurst Bay AB

Email edwardtrikezonecom

ON Events - Classified AD of the Week

Upcoming ON EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

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Join Veterans Law Enforement First Responders and their supporters from both Canada and the US on this overnight cross border ride to Wenatchee Washington June 7th 2014Check out httpcanamveteransrideweeblycom for details laquoHalf The Fun is Getting Thereraquo

Support Our Troops

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Support Our Troops

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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Support Our Troops

Upcoming SOT EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

Are you a veteran who owns a businessWould you like to promote your products or services but find advertising expensive

Get 50 off your first 6 months of advertisingContact Belt Drive Betty to find out about the

Veteranrsquos Business Starter Programbdbettygmailcom

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Tee Shirts Patches amp More in the BDB Store

We appreciate your support

wwwbdbstorecom

QC EVENTS

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What did the elephant say to the naked man How do you breathe through that

tiny thing

Ah lsquoFridayrsquo my second favorite F-word

August 7 - 10 2014 - In the Heart of Downtown MonctonThe MotoMoncton Festival was first launched in August of 2011 with motorcyclists from near and taking over Monctonrsquos downtown core This three-day event featured motorcycle stunt shows a burnout competition group rides throughout Southeastern New Brunswick a bike cruise through Moncton live entertainment on Main Street and much moreIn 2012 the City of Moncton was pleased to host another weekend of motorcycle madness in downtown Moncton and to welcome bikers from across the region and across the country as the city hosted both MotoMoncton and the 17th Canadian National Harley Owners Group Rally Moncton was honoured to be chosen as host city for this national event and together with MotoMoncton the HOG Rally proved to be yet another exciting motorcycle weekend in the cityThis past August 2013 MotoMoncton organizers were yet again pleased to host another successful weekend of exciting activity with thousands visiting the festival grounds throughout the weekend

The festival an initiative of the City of Moncton is made possible by the support of various partners including Downtown Moncton Centre-Ville Inc various local motorcycle dealers and clubs and other community partners

For more information and sponsorship enquiries please contact 506-383-7020 506-877-7700 of by Email infomotomonctoncaOr visit motomonctonca

MOTO MONCTON NB EVENTS

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What are three words a woman never wants to hear when shersquos making love ldquoHoney Irsquom homerdquo

NB EVENTS

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club would be very pleased if you would help support our up coming charity event in support of the DECH Childrenrsquos Ward

This year our Toy Ride takes place June 14th 2014 We are celebrating our 30th Ride Register early to receive a limited Edition 30th Anniversary Shirt

Registration forms online at

httpfrederictonmotorcycleclubcaHomephp

The ride begins at the parking lot of the Canadian Tire Two Nations Crossing (North Side) On site registration between 930 am amp 1045 am Ride begins at 11 am sharp

The Motorcyclist will enjoy a scenic country ride via Nashwack Bridge to Stanley At the Stanley school there will be a barbeque Show-N-Shine 5050 draw silent auction etc

The group will return via the Royal Road ending up at the DECH for the presentations of the Toys and monies raised to the Child Life Unit of the DECH

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club has been the most consistent supporter of the DECH Childrenrsquos Life Unit since 1985 All of the funds raised and Toys collected go to the hospitalized Children

Please share this email with all your friends Help us Brighten A Childrsquos Stay

Fredricton Motorcycle Club Toy Ride

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Where Royal Canadian Legion Branch 350 Port DalhousieWhen Saturday 7 June Blessing starts 11am followed by the Show and Shine

Show and Shine Entry fee $1000

11 trophies up for grabsbull Best in Show 1st 2nd 3rd placebull Best cruiser 1st amp 2nd placebull Best touring 1st and 2nd placebull Best sport bike 1st amp 2nd placebull Best sport touring 1st amp 2nd place

BBQ burgers and sausage on a bun for sale 5050 draw coffee and donutsAll proceeds to support the Royal Canadian Legion Port DalhousieI challenge all Bike clubs in the Niagara area to attend this wonderful event Hosted by the Working Stiffs Riding ClubCanadian Legion Branch 350 Located at 600 Ontario St St Catharines ON L2N 7P8 (Known as Port Dalhousie ) 905-934-1261 Please use Joe Caruso as a contact andor myself Joes email address is kawasaki07bellnet andor faronleonardhotmailcom Thank You look forward to meeting some day

Blessing of the Motorbikersquos and Show and Shine

NB News Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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Actor WisdomThere are four questions of value in lifehellip What is sacred Of what is the spirit made What is worth living for and what is worth dying for The answer to each is the same Only love~ Johnny Depp

Polymath WisdomBelieve none of what you hear and half of what you see- Benjamin Franklin

Spiritual Leader WisdomHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else yoursquore the one who gets burned ~ Buddha

Educator WisdomPeople who consider themselves victims of their circumstances will always remain victims unless they develop a greater vision for their lives ~ Stedman Graham~

Spiritual Teacher WisdomIt is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living ~ Eckhart Tolle

Lithographer WisdomA positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort ndash Herm Albright

I just got back from a pleasure trip I took my mother-in-law to

the airport

WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events

R RWYZWMNrsquoSWORDS TO THE WISE

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Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

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I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

Select Arrows to view events

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A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

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Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

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  • RAGE - SK Events
  • SK Events
  • Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle
  • Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List
  • bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events
  • SK News - Word Search
  • SK News Events
  • MB Events
  • The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener
  • Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful
  • ON News Events
  • ON Events
  • sport - News Events
  • Sports Events
  • Website Tip of the Week
  • Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events
  • ON Events
  • ON Events - Classified AD of the Week
  • Support Our Troops
  • QC Events
  • NB Events
  • NB News Events
  • WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events
  • NS Events
  • NL Events
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Continued from Previous Page

Tirewheel balance As important as wheel balance is on a car consider that on a bike it is even more so on a bike A rear tire that is out of balance will contribute to sever fatigue in the rider and be bad for the general handling amongst other problems If the front tirewheel is out of balance this can be a much more dangerous problem steering will be hard in minor cases and almost impossible in the extreme If the front tire is unbalanced there will be ldquospeed wobblerdquo which can easily upset the bike even at lower speedsTread condition When tires are made there is a ldquowear barrdquo moulded in this bar will show when the tire has reached what the manufacturer feels is the limit of safe remaining tread on the tire When you see the ldquowear barrdquo get the tire replaced because any further wear will just be dangerous to you and others When you are on your new tires be cautious for the first 100 or so km because in that first little layer of rubber will be some remnants of ldquomould release compoundrdquo This ldquomould release compoundrdquo is a very slippery substance that is sprayed into the mould just before the rubber is injected so that the tire will not stick to the mould which makes for poor to low traction till it has

been worn off If it has or is raining when you go to pick your bike up after a tire change to new tires consider putting of picking your bike up till conditions are dryAs always you the rider are responsible check you tire pressures everyday you ride and have a good look at the condition of the tires at least once a week look for gouges slices bulges chunks missing from the tread or anything else that ldquodoesnrsquot look quite rightrdquo The life you save will probably be your ownRide safe we would rather talk to you than about you

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch

Tires For Motorcyles Care amp Feeding - AB Events

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Newfie Diet

A Newfie was terribly overweight so the doctor put her on a diet

ldquoI want you to eat regularly for 2 days then skip a day then eat regularly again for 2 days then skip a day Repeat this procedure for 2 weeks The next time I see you you should have lost at least 5 poundsrdquo

When the Newfie returned she shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 lbs

ldquoWhy thatrsquos amazingrdquo the doctor said ldquoDid you follow my instructionsrdquo

The Newfie nodded ldquoIrsquoll tell you though be jaesuz I trsquoaut I were going to drop dead on dat lsquotird dayrdquo

ldquoFrom the hunger you meanrdquo asked the doctor

ldquoNo from the fuckinrsquo skippinrsquordquo

Submitted by Sandra Bannerman Ontario

Volunteers

Eleven women were clinging precariously to a wildly swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on Mount Everest Ten were blonde one was a brunette

As a group they decided that one of the party should let go

If that didnrsquot happen the rope would break and everyone would perish

For an agonizing few moments no one volunteered

Finally the brunette gave a truly touching speech saying she would sacrifice herself to save the lives of the others

All the blondes applauded

Submitted by Jacqueline Archembeault Saguenay QC

Human Race

A little girl asked her mother ldquoHow did the human race come aboutrdquo

The Mother answered ldquoGod made Adam and Eve they had children and so all mankind was maderdquo

A few days later the little girl asked her father the same question The father answered ldquoMany years ago there were monkeys and we developed from themrdquo

The confused girl returns to her mother and says ldquoMom how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God and Papa says we developed from monkeysrdquo

The Mother answers ldquoWell dear it is very simple I told you about the origin of my side of the family and your father told you about his siderdquo

Continued Next Page

Vilna Ironhorse Motorcycle Show amp Shine

-Saturday June 29th 2013 On-site Camping gt Vendors Show amp Shine Prizes Music Events Fundraising

Registration from 10-11am - $1000 cash prize for best overall (spectator

favorite) Cash Categories includ Best Dressed Chopped Touring Street

Stock Vintage Best Paint Trike (selected judges) Hosted by the Vilna

amp District Chamber of Commerce - Event Contact - Ed Phone (780) 636-

3364 (2) c|o sponsored by Howlin Coyote Motorcycle Campground

- Camping - On site Convenience Store

June 28 - July 01 2013

Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events

If I agreed with you wersquod both be wrong

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Motherrsquos Shock

A mother enters her daughterrsquos bedroom and sees a letter on the wall over the bed With the worst premonition she reads it with trembling hands It is with great regret and sorrow that Irsquom telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend I found real passion and he is so nice with all his piercings and tattoos and his big motorcycle

But is not only that Mum Irsquom pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods He wants to have many more children with me and thatrsquos one of my dreams Irsquove learned that marijuana doesnrsquot hurt anyone and wersquoll be growing it for us and his friends who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we may want

In the meantime wersquoll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure for Ahmed to get better he deserves it Donrsquot worry Mom Irsquom 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself Some day Irsquoll visit for you to know your grandchildren Your daughter Judith

PS Mum itrsquos not true Irsquom at the neighbourrsquos house I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than my report card thatrsquos in the desk drawer

Submitted by Brenda Beamish Moncton NB

Productive Salesmanship ndash A Little Johnny Joke

The kids filed back into class Monday morning They were very excited

Their weekend assignment was to sell something

then give a talk on productive salesmanship

Little Mary led off ldquoI sold girl scout cookies and I made $30rdquo she said proudly ldquoMy sales approach was to appeal to the customerrsquos civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious successrdquo

ldquoVery goodrdquo said the teacher

Little Sally was next ldquoI sold magazinesrdquo she said ldquoI made $45 and

I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them abreast of current eventsrdquo

ldquoVery good Sallyrdquo said the teacher

Eventually it was Little Johnnyrsquos turn

Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacherrsquos deskrdquo$2467rdquo he said

ldquo$2467rdquo cried the teacher ldquoWhat in the world were you sellingrdquo

ldquoTooth brushesrdquo said Little Johnny

ldquoTooth brushesrdquo echoed the teacher ldquoHow could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much moneyrdquo

ldquoI found the busiest corner in townrdquo said Little Johnny ldquoI set up a Dip amp Chip stand I gave everybody who walked by a sample

They all said the same thing

Hey this tastes like shit

Then I would sayrdquo It is shitrdquo

Wanna buy a toothbrushrdquo

Submitted by Dave Evens Chilliwack BC

Continued from Previous Page

Men have two emotions Hungry and Horny If you see him without an erection make him a sandwich

Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events

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Boy calls 911 Hello I need your help

911 Alright What is it

Boy Two girls are fighting over me

911 So whatrsquos your emergency

Boy The ugly one is winning

AB Events

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

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AB Events

Facing noise bylaws that single out motorcycles

Contact MODEL for assistance no matter what province in

Canada you live in wwwmodeledmontoncom

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AB Events

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Calgary 1-877-230-0091Braithwaite Boyle Centre1701 Centre Street N

Free ConsultationCall any local toll-free

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Proud sponsors of

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Someone stole all my credit cards but I wonrsquot be

reporting it Thethief spends less than my wife did

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Get your event information to us - we cannot promote what we donrsquot have

an informed community is a strong communityeventsbeltdrivebettycom

AB Events

13

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Phone (780) 955-2336wwwblackjacksroadhousecom

TEXTING CODES FOR SENIOR CITIZENS AS FOLLOWS

ATD - At the Doctorrsquos

BFF - Best Friendrsquos Funeral

BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth [this one is very hilarious]

CBM - Covered by Medicare

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Busted Knuckle ChroniclescopyThe

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

AB Events

Upcoming ab EventsAll Events

Select arrows to view events

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When We RideTalk with a group of riders and yoursquoll soon realize that the reasons we choose to ride a motorcycle are very different for each and every one of us The riding community in Saskatchewan is made up of a very diverse and broad group of people Many of us ride alone or with a few friends never joining or belonging to a club organization or group We simply plate our motorcycles and ride every chance we get

In 2013 there were 27439 motorcycles registered (at some part of the riding season by either plates

or permits) These motorcycles were registered in 626 different locations We are literally spread ALL OVER this province

All of us do share 4 common things1 the roads we ride on2 the traffic we ride with3 the reality that we all have zero control over

what another driver rider is going to do when in traffic on the highway in a parking lot or basically anywhere

4 that we need to be aware alert and riding for any and all situations at all times

It does not matter how long yoursquove been riding the type of motorcycle you are riding your age the others you may be riding with the length of your hair how cool your jacket is the type of gear to choose to (or not to) wear and on and on and on

The only thing that matters is how much you are paying attention when you are riding and that you are riding to your own personal ability as a rider

In Saskatchewan the top major reasons a motorcyclist uses when an accident does occur are

1 Inattention - yeshellipmotorcyclists use this as a reason when they have an accident

2 Road condition excessive loose gravel ndash ride for the conditions of the road you seeing in front of you and that you are on Loose gravel and dirt on the road surface is a huge problem all year roundhellipnot just till the roads are cleaned in the Cities

3 Driver inexperience confusion ndash there are a lot of new riders out there and riders who are returning to their motorcycles after many years This has nothing to do with the age of a rider

4 Wild life (animals) ndash yes we do a lot of riding where there is wild life

5 Careless Driving Stunting ndash going too fast passing improperly following too closely etc

This information was taken from a Causation Study done from 2007 ndash 2012 by Traffic Safety Services ndash SGI

So when you get on your motorcycle for the first time this seasonhellipand every time you ride Please rememberhellip

bull ride like you will never be given the right of way

bull ride like you are never seenbull watch the conditions of the road you

are riding on at all timesBe defensive alert aware and always on guard

Rhonda CwynarPresident RAGERiders Against Government Exploitation

RAGE - SK Events

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SK Events

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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SK Events

HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONrsquoT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF ALL MY FRIENDS ARE MAD BECAUSE THEY THINK I AM

SHOUTING AT THEM OVER INTERNET PLEASE HELP

We always hold hands If I let go she shops

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Special thanks to Sven Bernard of Johnny Pag Motorcycles of Canada for donating the bike that the

Canadian Legion of Riders in North Battleford Saskatchewan won

They are raffling it off to raise funds for their projects

Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle

NAME

ADDRESS

PHONE

1st Prize Custom Painted Johnny Pag Motorcycle valued at $8500 supplied by Johnny Pag Motorcycles of Canada amp Belt Drive Betty WC Distributing 1-780-881-56782nd Prize Autographed Andrew Albers Minnesota Twins Jersey3rd Prize Autographed Bobby Hull Chicago Black Hawks Jersey Proceeds to Veteran related charities

Canadian Legion of Riders Charity RaffleDraw July 13 2014 at Rockinrsquo the Rink Meota SK at Midnight

Lottery Licence RR13-0504

Tickets $5 each

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Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List

Saskatchewan Ride for SightElbow Arena and Fairgrounds

Save the Date June 20 - 22 2014

Pondarosa MH amp RV ParkLocated on Trans Canada Highway

east side of Swift Current SK Ph (306) 773-5000

Open all year

RV and Tenting sites creekside ~Full or Partial Hook-ups BathroomsShowers ~ Laundry Facilities ~ Internet

CAA Approved

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FreedomIt is a hard concept to really truly wrap your mind around We here in the west are quick to pound our chest and proclaim that we are the proud and free The sad thing is freedom is a mirage lingering on the horizon For many of us we work an honest day work ride our bikes in the mean time we complain about politics to our friends but we never really do anything about it other than some grumbles We could be plopped down in any part of the world and our lives would change very little That is not freedom - only the allusion of freedom

As we sit idly by watching our police forces militarize we blindly seek out more rules more regulations Irsquom not sure what the tipping point was what had caused us to shift our focus from freedom true freedom to regulation I do remember growing up in the seventies We didnrsquot have clasps and locks on the cabinets our mothers never absently minded left us in the kitchen by ourselves When I was bad in school I was sent to the Principalrsquos office and was punished by a leather strap across my behind (I still donrsquot swear)

Trying out for sport teams was a try out Not everyone made the team The ones that didnrsquot spent the year shooting pucks into pails snagging baseballs rolling off of roofs until we were good enough to make the team the next year We had winners and losers and even in the playground

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

Continued Next Page

-bad Uncle Monkey

bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events

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when the next goal won each and every one of us knew exactly what the score was and who the real winner was It drove us to be better Sports were not for everyone though Those that didnrsquot excel on the field read books created art Of my friends growing up some went on to play in the NHL my cousin is a mover and shaker in Silicon Valley designing and programming many of the things we use today Others became mechanics and plumbers-the blue collar workers who keep this world running Yet others became doctors and lawyers others became successful actors and musicians teachers and mothers But somewhere someone decide to level the playing field that we were all special little stars Everyone made the team everyone got a medal That it wasnrsquot fair that someone would succeed where others couldnrsquot That parenting should fall on someone elsersquos shoulder - daycares teachers the government Society forgot that it was suppose to be harder for the asthma kid with the deformed leg to play sports Society forgot that those disadvantaged who truly wanted and worked hard still found success We threw away personal responsibility personal accountability If a person backs over a kid in their driveway its not because they are a bad driver

not because they are a bad parent not because they were not paying attention - it is because the company didnrsquot put sensors on the back of the car If a kid shoots up a school its not because of mental illness not because of bad parenting or teaching

- its because the government didnrsquot take away our guns (Considering the recent rash of stabbings in schools and malls it is obvious that person will use any and all things) Each of these small steps was on our freedom pushing it a little farther down into the dirt Our last freedom is freedom of speech that Irsquom allowed to speak my mind here Freedom as long as Irsquom mindful of sponsors event organizersWhen will we regain our freedom Should we regain our freedom Read K Randall Ballrsquos Sam Chopper Orwell to find out what will happen if we donrsquot

-bad Uncle Monkey

E K D M Q T V M Y M B M M G I S M T S O Y E M N T E I E E Q Z X E E A E O O B R I A H N P N I J R A N C L D G B C C A C H S B A C I T D I L U E I M S H I I E T A G S R I D E N D G M U T A M D T R I E K C N R N M E R I D E N U N L U L O A E E H M M C E M N R G A E O U G N M M P S Z R O M E A I M F M V M C M E N S T R U A L R R R A N K E Y H N M H I V V W O P E O X N C R A N S F A A S B M Z M Y R M J S U Y A E L L D A E T S E R E M E M T M M S E M E M O R I A L I Z E M L E E W Z X C A E M E N A C I N G U R N A I L E H P O T S I H P E M C A A O R M E R I T E D X N E L U I C G H O R T Q X S A Y L E R E M T I E Z M Q M E K V R R W V Z B D N O R C E W S I T I H P E M L B N E U Y P M S H R E T I R O M E M X M S

MEMORANDUMBOOKMEMORIALISTMEMORIALIZEMEMORIALSMEMORITERMEMORIZEMEMSAHIBMENACINGMENAGEMENAGERYMENDICANCYMENDICANTMENDICATEMENDICITYMENSES

MENSTRUALMENSTRUUMMENTICULTUREMEPHISTOPHELIANMEPHITICMEPHITISMERACIOUSMERCATUREMERCHANGMANMERELLESMERELYMERESTEADMERFOLKMERGEDMERITED

Continued from Previous Page

bad Uncle Monkey - Word Search Belt Drive BettyrsquosWordsearchR R

How come we put a man on the moon before realizing it would be a good idea to put

wheels on suitcases

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SK News Events

Dare to KnowWhat your body

needs to heal itself

The BodyTalk Systemwith Practitioner Bev Groot

To book an appointment or find out more about the BodyTalk System call

3069815686

Upcoming SK EventsAll Events

Select arrows to view events

You might be a redneck if yoursquove been married 3 times and you still have the

same in laws

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MB Events

My mother taught me about TIME TRAVELldquoIf you donrsquot straighten up Irsquom going to knock you into the middle of next weekrdquo

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The Grande Prairie Toys for Tots season opener

by Belt Drive Betty

Our local Grande Prairie Toys for Tots group hosts a number of events all riding seasonThe first of those events was their annual swap meet which was held at the Army Navy Air Force Club on Saturday May 10thThere was great participation from the business community with vendors like Bear Biker Wear coming all the way from Bonnyville and Bentleyrsquos from Crestomere in central Alberta adding to the local vendorsA couple of the riding clubs were on hand and I got to interview Manimal of the Chozen Breed and Barb from the Iron Sirens ndash two great local riding clubs that are growing here in Grande Prairie

in search of

lost indians

Pages 1 - 8by Ken Aiken

Continued Next Page

Bentleys Motosicle Pain Tin

Contents

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener

35-37 The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener38-39 Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful40-44 ON News Events45-48 ON Events49-50 Sport - News Events51 Sports Events52 Website Tip of the Week53 Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events54-56 ON Events57 ON Events - Classified AD of the Week58-60 Support Our Troops61 QC Events62 Moto Moncton NB Events63 NB Events64 NB News Events65 WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events66-68 NS Events69-70 NL Events

Irsquove been in love with the same woman or 49 years If my wife ever

finds out shersquoll kill me

RR

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I also got some time with Jamie the new president of Toys for Tots and Seth the new vice presidentThese two along with the rest of the board and volunteers did a great job of organizing the event and by the looks of things they are on to a

ragingly successful season They have a ton of events planned to support our local kidsOther vendors included Uncle Buckrsquos ndash they make the BEST beef jerky around this part of the country and members of the Grandview Hutterite colony were out with some amazing gloves both gauntlets and working gloves The quality of the tanning dying and stitching is utterly fabulous Righteous Cycles was the only local bike shop on hand but they had lots to offerA wide variety of parts were on hand for almost

every brand of motorcycle out there and there were some jewelry and clothing vendors on hand as wellThere were only two vacant tables The traffic was good and the ANAVETS club did a brisk business selling breakfast and later lunchThe one thing I love about these season opener events is that a person gets to see people that

Continued from Previous Page

Continued Next Page

Chozen Breed Booth

Bear and Penny Bear and his bride Penny

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Continued from Previous Pagehave been in hibernation all winter Heck I saw people that I havenrsquot seen in two and three years and it was fantasticOur local Toys for Tots does amazing work in our community and they deserve the support of every dealer and rider in the region Their next event is the Kneez in the Breeze run on May 24th Check out their poster and if you can consider attending

it I know that I had a blast last yearI myself have to be at my Defense Fund Poker Run in Nisku at Blackjacks but if you are in Grande Prairie and area and are looking for a great group to ride and share the day with you wonrsquot find much finer that the guys and gals of Grande Prairie Toys for Tots

- BDB

Righteous Cycles

Righteous Cycles

Randy Cholach and sister Patty

Iron Sirens Booth

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Itrsquos a beautiful day and you feel like going for a ride on your ATV UTV or motorcycle On the trails along the roads and waterways or on the edge of the woods there are sometimes toxic plants that are dangerous to our health Poison Ivy is more common but others are not as well known such as Giant Hogweed To help you identify them when you make stops during these rides let me show in this article three toxic plants that you may come acrossGiant HogweedShort story Originating in the Caucasus it was probably introduced to North America as an ornamental plant It has since taken root and become widespread in many European countries as well as Australia New Zealand the United States and Canada In Quebec it is considered to be an invasive alien plantDescription It can measure 2 to 5 metres high and 30 centimetres to 1 metre after mowing or cutting Its stem is robust covered in white hairs and raspberry red to purple spots spread out and well defined The leaves can reach up to 15 metres

wide by 3 metres longToxic part Its sap (a colourless odourless liquid secreted by all parts of the plant)Effects Contact with the sap followed by exposure to the sun is odourless but can produce dermatitis up to 48 hours after exposure This is characterized by redness of the skin and swelling blisters or even skin lesions at times serious resembling first or second-degree burnsPlaces Disturbed wetlands (along waterways

ditches roads etc)Take note After the wounds heal brown or white spots can linger for many months or even years on the affected areas and they can remain sensitive to the lightCanadian provinces where it is found British Columbia Ontario Quebec New BrunswickSources Deacutevelopppement durable Environnement Faune et Parcs du gouvernement du Queacutebec Santeacute et services sociaux du Queacutebec (French version only) Espace pour la vie de MontreacutealWild ParsnipDescription The flowers have light yellow-green umbels The first year the plant generally presents a low rosette of fusiform leaves while the roots are developing and flowers in the second year on a long stem before dying

Continued Next Page

V I S I T U S A T

W W W K I M P E X N E W S C O MW W W K I M P E X C O M

Hog Weed

Wild Parsnip

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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Toxic part Its sapEffects Like the Giant Hogweed its sap contains chemical products which on human skin can cause reactions similar to serious burns rashes or blistersPlaces Disturbed environments (abandoned yards open fields alongside roads etc)Take note The plantrsquos chemical composition is known to reduce weight gain and decrease fertility in cattle that eat itCanadian provinces where it is found In all provinces and territories with the exception of NunavutSources Canadian Biodiversity Information Facility from Governement of Canada Ministry of Natural Resources from Governement of OntarioPoison IvyDescription A woody perennial plant with creeping climbing or bushy glossy leaves

Toxic part Its sap contains a toxic resin (present in all parts of the plant except the pollen) Any contact with a broken part of the plant a contaminated object or an animal runs the risk of provoking a reaction The seriousness of the reaction depends on individual sensitivity the amount of sap in contact with the skin and exposed areas of the body

Effects A rash manifested by intense itching and redness Swelling and blisters can also be seen all usually between 24 to 48 hours after contact

Places River banks clearings the edge of the woods along roads etc

Take note Inhalation of smoke coming from burning Poison Ivy plants provokes an extremely painful eruption of the lining of the lungs which can lead to respiratory problems and even death

Canadian provinces where it is found In all provinces with the exception of Newfoundland-Labrador

Sources Governement of Canada Health Espace pour la vie Montreacuteal

Continued from Previous Page

Poison Ivy

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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On May 7th the official Road Captain was announced for the 4th Annual Bob Probert Ride This yearrsquos honourary grand marshal is the beautifully talented Emmy Award nominated Jacqueline MacInnes

Wood Thatrsquos right our very own hometown Canadian actress disc jockey singer television host and skilled motorcycle rider will lead the estimated 1100 motorcycles on June 22nd from Thunder Road Harley-Davidson Born in Windsor Ontario she is best known for her role as Steffy Forrester on the long-running American soap opera The Bold and the Beautiful She is also the younger sister to Dani Probert the Event Co-Chair for the Bob Probert RideFor the past four years riders in vests leather boots and blue jeans revved their

engines honouring the late hockey player Bob Probert while benefitting cardiac care at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Itrsquos a fitting tribute given that Bob was a Harley-Davidson enthusiast himself and also loved participating in charity ridesJacqueline now joins the small list of past

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Mike Bechard

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road captains such as former hockey players and Bobrsquos teammates Tony Amonte Sheldon Kennedy and Chris Chelios All of whom led a brigade of motorcycles following a scenic routearound Windsor and Essex County riding along the water and through the county settings showcasing the arearsquos beautyThe route has planned stops in Amherstburg Colchester Belle River and the Riverside Sportsmenrsquos Club mdashthe final stop Each stop is unique and gives the riders an opportunity to get something to eat and drink while a chance to win some awesome prizes like autographed Original Six jerseysBob Probert was a local hockey icon and an enforcer who played in the National Hockey League

Continued from Previous Page

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for 16 seasons with the Detroit Red Wings and the Chicago Blackhawks He passed away in 2010 after suffering a heart attack while on his boat out on Lake St Clair Dani Probert Bobrsquos widow has been organizing the memorial ride since its inception in 2011 That year was especially significant because

it was the first year that she was actually able to process the overwhelming amount of supportIn the last three years motorcyclists werenrsquot the only ones who turned out for the memorial ridemdashthousands of spectators stood at the side of the road to cheer the riders on at the different stops All participants of the Bob Probert Ride have risen over $300000 to fund the expansion of the cardiac care unit at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Windsor unfortunately has one of the highest rates of cardiac emergencies in Canada and there is not enough room to meet the demands As a result routine procedures are often rescheduled to make way for emergency cases Dani Probert and the hospital boardrsquos ultimate goal are to make the unit open 247 and have two beds available for angioplasty instead of just oneItrsquos hard to put into words how the communityrsquos support has helped Dani and her four children Brogan Tierney Jack and Declyn after such an immense loss In addition the family looks forward to this yearrsquos ride being even bigger with riders from

all over including Michigan paying homage to their father ldquoThe Enforcerrdquo Bob ProbertThe date for the 2014 Bob Probert Ride is June 22nd and all up-to-date information can be found on the website wwwprobertridecomRide safe ride freeMike ldquoChopperrdquo Bechard

Continued from Previous Page

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The 2014 ldquoRide for MSrdquo now in its 6th year is on Sunday September 21 2014 Shar Good Event Organizer recounts ldquoIt has been a learning experience receiving the help of Mike Bechard of the Lone Wolf Clubhouse back in the beginning to bring to life my dream of an event such as this since my diagnosis of Multiple

Sclerosis in 1985 I wanted to make a difference and help in any way I couldrdquo Good explains ldquoMultiple Sclerosis is the most commonly diagnosed neurological disease found in individuals between the ages of 15 to 40mdashthis area of Southwestern Ontario has a high number of affected people Reports from local neurologists tell us that approximately 700 to 800 citizens in our area have been diagnosedGood went on to say ldquoAll motorcycle riders are welcome to participate in the Ride for MS poker run to benefit the Windsor-Essex County Chapter of the MS Society of Canada This great ride starts and ends with a full course family style dinner at the Columbus Center of South Windsor 2014 Columbus Drive in Windsor Registration begins at 900AM and will run until 1030AM Registration Fees are as follows Rider $30 (FREE with $100 in Pledges) Passenger $20 (Free with $100 in Pledges) Participants are encouraged to collect pledges to receive pledge awards that start at $200 with Gas Cards awarded for pledges starting at $250 The Pledge Award Tier is provided on the pledge sheet available for download at wwwlonewolfclubhousecom and wwwmssocietycachaptersessexcommunityhtm The first stop of the poker run will be The Leaf in Windsor where you are welcome to have a full breakfast from the menu followed by stops at The

Sandbar Waterfront Grill (providing lunch specials) Birdiersquos Perch out in Leamington (providing FREE bottled water) the Pelee Island Winery in Kingsville (providing FREE wine tasting) Crabby Joersquos in Essex with the last optional stop being at Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery where you will receive a 6th optional card for your poker handrdquo Shar goes on to explain the 6th poker stop is optional giving you an extra chance to get either the Best or Worst Poker Hand of the day and win a prize for each Six stops in total are allocated along the 100 mile route Itrsquos so much fun itrsquos wonderful to be able to host a fundraiser that puts a smile on everyonersquos facerdquo Once back at the Columbus Center of S Windsor there is a family style dinner and an opportunity to participate in a 5050 Draw a Chinese Auction and a Gift Certificate Grab Bag There are Door Prizes for the ride participants using their Free Door Prize ticket they received upon Registration Good goes on to welcome non-riders as there are DINNER ONLY TICKETS available for $25 each and when purchasing in a set of 2 tickets a tax receipt for $20 will be issued Shar reiterates ldquoBikers Sponsors Volunteers amp Contributors to the event make it happen We have been blessed in the past and again this year with this event being sponsored by DIAMOND SPONSORSHIPS Biz X The Leaf Families First amp Leather King and RUBY SPONSORSHIPS UNIFOR Local 444 Robinson Motorcycle Avon Canada Fran Sales CrsquoEst Bon Lone Wolf Clubhouse Comfort Inn Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery Pelee Island Winery Sandbar Waterfront Grill Steversquos Auto Shine Birdiersquos Perch Canadian Tire (Tecumseh Rd E Windsor) Molson Coors and Belt Drive Betty The contributions of businesses in our community of door prizes and auction items add personality to the event

Good is happy to report ldquoTo date the Ride for MS has raised $33900 that has been used in assisting those with MS to subsidize the purchase of much needed assisted that enhance the quality of their

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livesrdquo As Event Planner amp Creator Good observes first hand how the money raised facilitates those living with multiple sclerosis Having MS herself she works with the Windsor-Essex County Chapter as a past board member aiding their membership almost on a daily basis Good reflects on her past involvement with the society and what she learned ldquoI was amazed with how much the special equipment cost and was surprised with the amounts that were not covered The depths that the society had to go through to make sure people with MS got

the equipment they needed when they needed it amazed merdquo This is where the Ride for MS and the funds raised from this event come into play ldquoThe society informs the participant of this event annually at the dinner as to how the funds raised were used which is importantrdquo says Good ldquothe feeling you get when a recipient of these funds find out you are a participant of the event that helped them obtain a piece of equipment gives you a hug and says thank you is surrealrdquoJoin us on Sunday September 21st and make someonersquos wish for a better quality of life become a reality For more information you may contact Shar at (519) 798-3858 or by email at shar54xplornetca SUBJECT Ride for MS

ON News Events

Whatever you do in life always give 100 Unless yoursquore

donating blood

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Grand Bendrsquos ldquoVintage Bike DaysrdquoThis years Annual ldquoShow amp Shinerdquo event will be held in Grand Bend and takes place on Sunday July 20 2014 from 1000am until around 1pm right on Grand Bendrsquos Main Street (exact location will be announced soon)Again this year there is no registration fee no official judging no vendors and itrsquos NOT a swap-meet but there will be a group ride from Main Street to the Grand Bend MOTORPLEX Raceway

to enjoy the Vintage Road Racing Associations ldquoSUMMER CLASSICrdquo EventVintage related club and group displays are encouragedJust show up and proudly show off your scooters and motorcycles All makes and models of Vintage amp Classic bikes are most welcomeFind us on Facebook httpwwwfacebookcompagesGrand-Bends-Vintage-Bike-Days204561802964090sk=wallampapp_data

HHR RouteDetails are here We are assembling in front of the HQ building at CFB Trenton with the ride departing at 1145 Due to some issues related to our permit that could not be resolved in the short time remaining before our Ride we in the interest in safety and the show must go on have decided to move our Rally to the Whitby Entertainment Centrum This is where the ride will end It is the same location as our assembly last yearJoin us as we welcome home our HEROES as the mission has ended in Afghanistan for our Canadian ForcesHope to see many of you there

ON Events

2930 Haldimand Road 20 Cayuga1st Annual Autism Rodeo amp Family Day Charity Event to raise funds for Autism

11am-5pm Family Time bull Live bands ~ TBAbull Kids Gamesbull Face Paintingbull Free BBQ amp Drink with admission

5pm-2am Adults ONLY~Rodeo Timebull Motorcycle Gamesbull Show N Shine bull Pig Roastbull Live Bands ~ TBAbull Beer Kegs

Overnight Camping (Adults Only) Sponsors

raquo Motorcycle Enhancements raquo Tattz AndCompany raquo Black widow paintball amp Airsoftl raquo Mainway Sports raquo Action Auto raquo Paula Manto Swick Registered Disability

Savings Plan Rep raquo CrazeePaint Airbrushing

VendorsTattz AndCompanyBlack widow Paintball amp AirsoftPaula Manto Swick Registered Disability Savings Plan Rep

All proceeds go to Autism Awarenes

Autism Rodeo amp Family Day - August 2nd 2014

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Why a round pizza gets delivered in a square box

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ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo Winner of Combined SOAR and RACE Events Get CSBK National Support (csbkca)This Ontario motorcycle roadracing season sanctioning groups SOAR and RACE are working together with a pair of Series race

weekends SOAR is hosting the RACE group at Grand Bend Raceway on June 13-15 while RACE returns the favor by hosting SOAR racers at Shannonville Motorsport Park June 27-29 As part of this co-promotion Dunlop racing tire distributor Pro 6 Cycle and the National Mopar CSBK organizing group have also joined up to provide a special bonus for Amateur Sport Bike

Continued Next Page

Dunlop Amateur Showdown winner to get National support

Sports - News Events

ADULTA person who has stopped

growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle

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class (approx 600cc) competitors A two round points-paying Series will recognize the appropriate Sport Bike-type class races at the SOAR and RACE-hosted events determining the top rising star in that category The racer who achieves the best combined result from the two race ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo will receive a competition award sponsoring their entry for the final Amateur Sport Bike Mopar CSBK National rounds at Canadian Tire Motorsport Park August 15-17Dunlop distributor Pro 6 Cycle and CSBK will supply competitor entry and racing tires to the winner of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo for the

CTMP National weekend The entry will include both Saturday and Sunday Amateur Sport Bike double header rounds with the successful Amateur competitor receiving a maximum of six Dunlop DOT-type class appropriate racing tires for use during the three day eventThe winning competitor must not have held a Pro motorcycle roadracing License nor can they have competed in more than two previous National races SOAR and RACE organizers will be the final judges of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo and ensure that all competitors respect the structure and spirit of the bonus competitionFor more information please check the SOAR (soaracingca) and RACE Events (Shannonvillecom) official web sites

Sports - News Events

DatesMay 16thJune 20thJuly 25thAugust 15thSeptember 12th

Registration opens at 5pm on the day of the event followed by racing at 7pm All racers must havevalid motorcycle drivers licensefull faced Snell 05 approved helmetgauntlet style leather glovesleather jacketleather bootscompetitors exceeding 120 mph will be required to wear full leathersMotorcycles must be in good working order and will be required to pass tech inspection prior to their first pass CLICK HERE for additional information on the Mission Raceway Park and their street legal Friday night races

2014 CMDRA Bracket Racing at Mission Raceway

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Sports Events

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

THE 27th

THREE DAY

May 171819 ndash 2014 ndash at Scotch Creek

All usual Classes ndash Entry $25 per day - $10 Vintage - Kids free

The Old Guy in 1971

Dean Seaman 2014

171819 ndash 2014 ndash171819 ndash 2014 ndash

This year the event will enter a new era with a two day Modern Trial

Total results will count for the overall Championship

Round 2 in Rocky Mountain House ABRound 3 in Ymir BC

We also have planned a Kids Trialon the Saturday night for

Both Electric and engine powered bikes Camping is good with Porta -Potties on site

Call for details of Motels etc

Phone Outlaw Dave for further info (250) 545-6139Directions - Follow the road to Scotch Creek from Hiway one West of Sorrento Then turn left

At Leopold road at the top of the hill after you leave town (Tire sign on left) red arrows from that point

A big thanks to the land owners for the use of this fantastic area

Modern Trial - Saturday amp Sunday - Vintage Monday Start time 10am all three days

13 13 13 13 13 13

For13 Immediate13 Release13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 May13 813 201413 13 CMDRA13 Announces13 Revised13 201413 Schedule13 13 The13 Canadian13 Motorcycle13 Drag13 Racing13 Association13 is13 releasing13 details13 of13 their13 updated13 201413 schedule13 The13 six13 race13 series13 which13 includes13 events13 in13 British13 Columbia13 Alberta13 and13 Ontario13 required13 revision13 following13 the13 unexpected13 announcement13 of13 the13 suspension13 of13 operations13 at13 one13 of13 the13 venues13 included13 in13 the13 original13 schedule13 13

Revised13 201413 Schedule13 June13 141513 13 Grand13 Bend13 Motorplex13 Grand13 Bend13 ON13 June13 2213 (113 day13 event)13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 July13 121313 13 13 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13 August13 232413 13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 Fort13 St13 John13 BC13 September13 6713 13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 September13 272813 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13

13

13 13

13 CMDRA13 Executive13 Director13 Kevin13 Shupac13 commented13 ldquoThe13 CMDRA13 is13 sincerely13 thankful13 for13 the13 support13 the13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 and13 Castrol13 Raceway13 and13 all13 of13 the13 tracks13 the13 CMDRA13 will13 visit13 in13 201413 We13 would13 also13 like13 to13 thank13 our13 members13 for13 their13 patience13 during13 the13 past13 four13 weeksrdquo13 13 13

13 13

infocmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 13 wwwcmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 1877580900813 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 TwitterCMDRA201413 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 Facebook13 CMDRA13

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR After your hands become coated with

grease your nose will begin to itch

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Did you know that BeltDriveBettycom has the most comprehensive database of Canadian Riding Clubs on the on the internet Wersquove revamped our Riding Club directory and wersquod like to know what you think Itrsquos indexed by Province and by Type of Riding Club for easy browsing

bull Brand Specificbull Cruising and Touringbull Military bull Lifestylebull Occupation-Relatedbull Rider Rights and Freedomsbull Vintagebull Sportsbull Womenrsquos Riding Clubsbull Motorcycle Ministries

httpwwwbeltdrivebettycomcommunityriding-clubs

TIP OF THE WEEK RIDING CLUBS section REVAMPED

on Facebook has photo albums for each province and month filled with tons of events

httpwwwfacebookcomCanadianMotorcycleEventsphotos_albums

Visit our page and go to the photos link once there click on albums to find the Province and month you are interested in

You can also use our national calendars at wwwcanadianmotorcycleeventscom - filled with even more event information you can sort them right down to only one province and they are highly shareable

Our CANADIAN MOTORCYCLE EVENTS

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

ldquoIf yoursquore going to kill each other do it outside I just finished cleaningrdquo

Website Tip of the Week

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Tides roll in and tides roll out

There arenrsquot too many things in life that are predictable but ocean tides are one of them

Our family just returned from a short vacation on a Vancouver Island beach and I found the tides fascinating

Incoming tides covered the beach and at high tide you could literally see all the sandcastles wood forts and creations literally disappear under the water never to be seen again

The outgoing tides revealed a clean fresh canvas and some sea-life caught in the tidal pools left behind or laying helplessly on the beach Seagulls swooped down to shell covered areas of the beach in search of oysters that had been stranded on the half kilometer sandy beach as the eagles hovered above looking for their next snack

I could not help but think about the lsquoTides of Lifersquo where we know that until our number comes up and we face eternal judgment each day the sun will come up we will spend time with those people whom we love (family friends) and with people whom we would most likely prefer not to be spending time with (school work) and we will experience all the good and not so good that the

tides of life bring our way Night will come and in the morning we will repeat the cycle all over again

As a born-again believer I felt the tide analogy was an appropriate one The ocean washes away everything left on the beach and when we ask Christ for the forgiveness of our sins he literally washes them away Check out this verse from ldquoOur Ownerrsquos Manual for Liferdquo found in Psalm 103 verse 12 ldquoHe has removed our sins as far from us as the east is from the westrdquo

Our biker church exists to take the ldquoGood Newsrdquo and the ldquoSalvation Messagerdquo to un-churched bikers here on the West Coast In fact our prayer is that the Holy Spirit would become like a raging wildfire touching the hearts and lives of bikers resulting in an assurance of eternity with our Jesus in heaven and a life on this earth that takes on new meaning and purpose

If you think riding your scoot along a seaside highway on a hot summerrsquos day is something special just wait until you do it when Jesus Christ is at the controls of your lifehellip there is no greater lsquohighrsquo and bigger lsquorushrsquo than this All it takes is a few short words ask Jesus to forgive you for your sins tell him you that you want him to be Lord of your life Follow this up with prayer and bible reading and oh yeahhellip believe that he does in fact lsquohave your backrsquo in this life

Ride safe Ride true

Pastor Chuck

Canadian Riders Support Program Network

By joining the Canadian Riders Support Program you volunteer to provide assistance to broken down riders in your area This assistance may include providing information about nearby repair shops towing accommodations making phone calls providing directions etc While some Canadian Riders have expressed that they would be able to provide help with tools wrenching towing and even temporary accommodations the level of assistance you may provide is totally up to you as you feel comfortable and safe to do soLetrsquos face it most of us have been there away from home and broke down by the side of the road Canadian Rider Members are also listed in Belt Drive Bettyrsquos Little Black Book a resource directory currently carried in the saddlebags of thousands of Canadian Riders As a ldquoThank Yourdquo from Belt Drive Betty Canadian Riders Support Network Members receive The Busted Knuckle Chronicles E-Subscription free of charge

Come join us at httpwwwcanadianridersca

Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events

Pastor Chuck

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G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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ON - Events

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ON News - ON Events

If everything seems to be going well you have obviously

overlooked something

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Classified Ad of the Week

2002 Tiny Mite Cargo Trailer

Stock CTRL0033 Colour Blue Features Very clean trailer in excellent condition tons of storage good quality cargo trailer at a good price

Price $ 2495 CAD NO GST

Contact

Trike Zone

(780) 389-3344

Mulhurst Bay AB

Email edwardtrikezonecom

ON Events - Classified AD of the Week

Upcoming ON EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

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Join Veterans Law Enforement First Responders and their supporters from both Canada and the US on this overnight cross border ride to Wenatchee Washington June 7th 2014Check out httpcanamveteransrideweeblycom for details laquoHalf The Fun is Getting Thereraquo

Support Our Troops

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Support Our Troops

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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Support Our Troops

Upcoming SOT EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

Are you a veteran who owns a businessWould you like to promote your products or services but find advertising expensive

Get 50 off your first 6 months of advertisingContact Belt Drive Betty to find out about the

Veteranrsquos Business Starter Programbdbettygmailcom

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Tee Shirts Patches amp More in the BDB Store

We appreciate your support

wwwbdbstorecom

QC EVENTS

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What did the elephant say to the naked man How do you breathe through that

tiny thing

Ah lsquoFridayrsquo my second favorite F-word

August 7 - 10 2014 - In the Heart of Downtown MonctonThe MotoMoncton Festival was first launched in August of 2011 with motorcyclists from near and taking over Monctonrsquos downtown core This three-day event featured motorcycle stunt shows a burnout competition group rides throughout Southeastern New Brunswick a bike cruise through Moncton live entertainment on Main Street and much moreIn 2012 the City of Moncton was pleased to host another weekend of motorcycle madness in downtown Moncton and to welcome bikers from across the region and across the country as the city hosted both MotoMoncton and the 17th Canadian National Harley Owners Group Rally Moncton was honoured to be chosen as host city for this national event and together with MotoMoncton the HOG Rally proved to be yet another exciting motorcycle weekend in the cityThis past August 2013 MotoMoncton organizers were yet again pleased to host another successful weekend of exciting activity with thousands visiting the festival grounds throughout the weekend

The festival an initiative of the City of Moncton is made possible by the support of various partners including Downtown Moncton Centre-Ville Inc various local motorcycle dealers and clubs and other community partners

For more information and sponsorship enquiries please contact 506-383-7020 506-877-7700 of by Email infomotomonctoncaOr visit motomonctonca

MOTO MONCTON NB EVENTS

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What are three words a woman never wants to hear when shersquos making love ldquoHoney Irsquom homerdquo

NB EVENTS

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club would be very pleased if you would help support our up coming charity event in support of the DECH Childrenrsquos Ward

This year our Toy Ride takes place June 14th 2014 We are celebrating our 30th Ride Register early to receive a limited Edition 30th Anniversary Shirt

Registration forms online at

httpfrederictonmotorcycleclubcaHomephp

The ride begins at the parking lot of the Canadian Tire Two Nations Crossing (North Side) On site registration between 930 am amp 1045 am Ride begins at 11 am sharp

The Motorcyclist will enjoy a scenic country ride via Nashwack Bridge to Stanley At the Stanley school there will be a barbeque Show-N-Shine 5050 draw silent auction etc

The group will return via the Royal Road ending up at the DECH for the presentations of the Toys and monies raised to the Child Life Unit of the DECH

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club has been the most consistent supporter of the DECH Childrenrsquos Life Unit since 1985 All of the funds raised and Toys collected go to the hospitalized Children

Please share this email with all your friends Help us Brighten A Childrsquos Stay

Fredricton Motorcycle Club Toy Ride

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Where Royal Canadian Legion Branch 350 Port DalhousieWhen Saturday 7 June Blessing starts 11am followed by the Show and Shine

Show and Shine Entry fee $1000

11 trophies up for grabsbull Best in Show 1st 2nd 3rd placebull Best cruiser 1st amp 2nd placebull Best touring 1st and 2nd placebull Best sport bike 1st amp 2nd placebull Best sport touring 1st amp 2nd place

BBQ burgers and sausage on a bun for sale 5050 draw coffee and donutsAll proceeds to support the Royal Canadian Legion Port DalhousieI challenge all Bike clubs in the Niagara area to attend this wonderful event Hosted by the Working Stiffs Riding ClubCanadian Legion Branch 350 Located at 600 Ontario St St Catharines ON L2N 7P8 (Known as Port Dalhousie ) 905-934-1261 Please use Joe Caruso as a contact andor myself Joes email address is kawasaki07bellnet andor faronleonardhotmailcom Thank You look forward to meeting some day

Blessing of the Motorbikersquos and Show and Shine

NB News Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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Actor WisdomThere are four questions of value in lifehellip What is sacred Of what is the spirit made What is worth living for and what is worth dying for The answer to each is the same Only love~ Johnny Depp

Polymath WisdomBelieve none of what you hear and half of what you see- Benjamin Franklin

Spiritual Leader WisdomHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else yoursquore the one who gets burned ~ Buddha

Educator WisdomPeople who consider themselves victims of their circumstances will always remain victims unless they develop a greater vision for their lives ~ Stedman Graham~

Spiritual Teacher WisdomIt is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living ~ Eckhart Tolle

Lithographer WisdomA positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort ndash Herm Albright

I just got back from a pleasure trip I took my mother-in-law to

the airport

WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events

R RWYZWMNrsquoSWORDS TO THE WISE

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Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

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NS Events

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I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

Select Arrows to view events

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A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

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Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

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  • Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events
  • RAGE - SK Events
  • SK Events
  • Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle
  • Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List
  • bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events
  • SK News - Word Search
  • SK News Events
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  • The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener
  • Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful
  • ON News Events
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Newfie Diet

A Newfie was terribly overweight so the doctor put her on a diet

ldquoI want you to eat regularly for 2 days then skip a day then eat regularly again for 2 days then skip a day Repeat this procedure for 2 weeks The next time I see you you should have lost at least 5 poundsrdquo

When the Newfie returned she shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 lbs

ldquoWhy thatrsquos amazingrdquo the doctor said ldquoDid you follow my instructionsrdquo

The Newfie nodded ldquoIrsquoll tell you though be jaesuz I trsquoaut I were going to drop dead on dat lsquotird dayrdquo

ldquoFrom the hunger you meanrdquo asked the doctor

ldquoNo from the fuckinrsquo skippinrsquordquo

Submitted by Sandra Bannerman Ontario

Volunteers

Eleven women were clinging precariously to a wildly swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on Mount Everest Ten were blonde one was a brunette

As a group they decided that one of the party should let go

If that didnrsquot happen the rope would break and everyone would perish

For an agonizing few moments no one volunteered

Finally the brunette gave a truly touching speech saying she would sacrifice herself to save the lives of the others

All the blondes applauded

Submitted by Jacqueline Archembeault Saguenay QC

Human Race

A little girl asked her mother ldquoHow did the human race come aboutrdquo

The Mother answered ldquoGod made Adam and Eve they had children and so all mankind was maderdquo

A few days later the little girl asked her father the same question The father answered ldquoMany years ago there were monkeys and we developed from themrdquo

The confused girl returns to her mother and says ldquoMom how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God and Papa says we developed from monkeysrdquo

The Mother answers ldquoWell dear it is very simple I told you about the origin of my side of the family and your father told you about his siderdquo

Continued Next Page

Vilna Ironhorse Motorcycle Show amp Shine

-Saturday June 29th 2013 On-site Camping gt Vendors Show amp Shine Prizes Music Events Fundraising

Registration from 10-11am - $1000 cash prize for best overall (spectator

favorite) Cash Categories includ Best Dressed Chopped Touring Street

Stock Vintage Best Paint Trike (selected judges) Hosted by the Vilna

amp District Chamber of Commerce - Event Contact - Ed Phone (780) 636-

3364 (2) c|o sponsored by Howlin Coyote Motorcycle Campground

- Camping - On site Convenience Store

June 28 - July 01 2013

Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events

If I agreed with you wersquod both be wrong

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Motherrsquos Shock

A mother enters her daughterrsquos bedroom and sees a letter on the wall over the bed With the worst premonition she reads it with trembling hands It is with great regret and sorrow that Irsquom telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend I found real passion and he is so nice with all his piercings and tattoos and his big motorcycle

But is not only that Mum Irsquom pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods He wants to have many more children with me and thatrsquos one of my dreams Irsquove learned that marijuana doesnrsquot hurt anyone and wersquoll be growing it for us and his friends who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we may want

In the meantime wersquoll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure for Ahmed to get better he deserves it Donrsquot worry Mom Irsquom 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself Some day Irsquoll visit for you to know your grandchildren Your daughter Judith

PS Mum itrsquos not true Irsquom at the neighbourrsquos house I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than my report card thatrsquos in the desk drawer

Submitted by Brenda Beamish Moncton NB

Productive Salesmanship ndash A Little Johnny Joke

The kids filed back into class Monday morning They were very excited

Their weekend assignment was to sell something

then give a talk on productive salesmanship

Little Mary led off ldquoI sold girl scout cookies and I made $30rdquo she said proudly ldquoMy sales approach was to appeal to the customerrsquos civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious successrdquo

ldquoVery goodrdquo said the teacher

Little Sally was next ldquoI sold magazinesrdquo she said ldquoI made $45 and

I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them abreast of current eventsrdquo

ldquoVery good Sallyrdquo said the teacher

Eventually it was Little Johnnyrsquos turn

Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacherrsquos deskrdquo$2467rdquo he said

ldquo$2467rdquo cried the teacher ldquoWhat in the world were you sellingrdquo

ldquoTooth brushesrdquo said Little Johnny

ldquoTooth brushesrdquo echoed the teacher ldquoHow could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much moneyrdquo

ldquoI found the busiest corner in townrdquo said Little Johnny ldquoI set up a Dip amp Chip stand I gave everybody who walked by a sample

They all said the same thing

Hey this tastes like shit

Then I would sayrdquo It is shitrdquo

Wanna buy a toothbrushrdquo

Submitted by Dave Evens Chilliwack BC

Continued from Previous Page

Men have two emotions Hungry and Horny If you see him without an erection make him a sandwich

Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events

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Boy calls 911 Hello I need your help

911 Alright What is it

Boy Two girls are fighting over me

911 So whatrsquos your emergency

Boy The ugly one is winning

AB Events

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

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AB Events

Facing noise bylaws that single out motorcycles

Contact MODEL for assistance no matter what province in

Canada you live in wwwmodeledmontoncom

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AB Events

WHAT WE DOTransportation of your motorcycle from Fort McMurray Edmonton Calgary and surrounding areas to Las Vegas and back Please contact us if your area is not includedEnclosed air ride haulers for safe secure transportationSecure storage location in Las VegasGroup pricing packages for transport to all major bike events in Canada and the USAReliable and experienced drivers

FOR MORE INFORMATIONCall us at 1-780-906-6968Visit us online at wwwdreamhaulersinccom Or email us at dreamhaulersincgmailcom

Edmonton 1-800-661-4902Braithwaite Boyle Building11816 - 124 Street

ITrsquoS THE ONLY LAW WE DOTM

wwwAccidentInjuryLawyercom

Calgary 1-877-230-0091Braithwaite Boyle Centre1701 Centre Street N

Free ConsultationCall any local toll-free

number 24 hours

Serving Riders in AlbertaBC Yukon and NWT

Red Deer 1-877-314-0123Braithwaite Boyle Annex3401 Gaetz Avenue

Proud sponsors of

INJURY CONTROLRESEARCH GROUPFaculty of MedicineUniversity of Alberta

The Canadian Paraplegic Association

Someone stole all my credit cards but I wonrsquot be

reporting it Thethief spends less than my wife did

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Get your event information to us - we cannot promote what we donrsquot have

an informed community is a strong communityeventsbeltdrivebettycom

AB Events

13

2120 Sparrow Drive Nisku

Phone (780) 955-2581

wwwrigpigclubcom

2120 Sparrow Drive Nisku

Phone(780) 955-2581 Toll Free Reservations 1-800-420-1596

wwwairwaysinnca

2120 Sparrow Drive Nisku Alberta T9E 8A2Phone (780) 955-2581 bull Fax (780) 955-9466

Reservations Toll Free 1-800-420-1596

C O U N T R Y I N N

ldquoThe Original International Airport Hotelrdquo

A I R P O R T P A R K I N G

2110 Sparrow Drive Nisku

Phone (780) 955-2336wwwblackjacksroadhousecom

TEXTING CODES FOR SENIOR CITIZENS AS FOLLOWS

ATD - At the Doctorrsquos

BFF - Best Friendrsquos Funeral

BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth [this one is very hilarious]

CBM - Covered by Medicare

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Busted Knuckle ChroniclescopyThe

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

AB Events

Upcoming ab EventsAll Events

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When We RideTalk with a group of riders and yoursquoll soon realize that the reasons we choose to ride a motorcycle are very different for each and every one of us The riding community in Saskatchewan is made up of a very diverse and broad group of people Many of us ride alone or with a few friends never joining or belonging to a club organization or group We simply plate our motorcycles and ride every chance we get

In 2013 there were 27439 motorcycles registered (at some part of the riding season by either plates

or permits) These motorcycles were registered in 626 different locations We are literally spread ALL OVER this province

All of us do share 4 common things1 the roads we ride on2 the traffic we ride with3 the reality that we all have zero control over

what another driver rider is going to do when in traffic on the highway in a parking lot or basically anywhere

4 that we need to be aware alert and riding for any and all situations at all times

It does not matter how long yoursquove been riding the type of motorcycle you are riding your age the others you may be riding with the length of your hair how cool your jacket is the type of gear to choose to (or not to) wear and on and on and on

The only thing that matters is how much you are paying attention when you are riding and that you are riding to your own personal ability as a rider

In Saskatchewan the top major reasons a motorcyclist uses when an accident does occur are

1 Inattention - yeshellipmotorcyclists use this as a reason when they have an accident

2 Road condition excessive loose gravel ndash ride for the conditions of the road you seeing in front of you and that you are on Loose gravel and dirt on the road surface is a huge problem all year roundhellipnot just till the roads are cleaned in the Cities

3 Driver inexperience confusion ndash there are a lot of new riders out there and riders who are returning to their motorcycles after many years This has nothing to do with the age of a rider

4 Wild life (animals) ndash yes we do a lot of riding where there is wild life

5 Careless Driving Stunting ndash going too fast passing improperly following too closely etc

This information was taken from a Causation Study done from 2007 ndash 2012 by Traffic Safety Services ndash SGI

So when you get on your motorcycle for the first time this seasonhellipand every time you ride Please rememberhellip

bull ride like you will never be given the right of way

bull ride like you are never seenbull watch the conditions of the road you

are riding on at all timesBe defensive alert aware and always on guard

Rhonda CwynarPresident RAGERiders Against Government Exploitation

RAGE - SK Events

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SK Events

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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SK Events

HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONrsquoT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF ALL MY FRIENDS ARE MAD BECAUSE THEY THINK I AM

SHOUTING AT THEM OVER INTERNET PLEASE HELP

We always hold hands If I let go she shops

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Special thanks to Sven Bernard of Johnny Pag Motorcycles of Canada for donating the bike that the

Canadian Legion of Riders in North Battleford Saskatchewan won

They are raffling it off to raise funds for their projects

Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle

NAME

ADDRESS

PHONE

1st Prize Custom Painted Johnny Pag Motorcycle valued at $8500 supplied by Johnny Pag Motorcycles of Canada amp Belt Drive Betty WC Distributing 1-780-881-56782nd Prize Autographed Andrew Albers Minnesota Twins Jersey3rd Prize Autographed Bobby Hull Chicago Black Hawks Jersey Proceeds to Veteran related charities

Canadian Legion of Riders Charity RaffleDraw July 13 2014 at Rockinrsquo the Rink Meota SK at Midnight

Lottery Licence RR13-0504

Tickets $5 each

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Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List

Saskatchewan Ride for SightElbow Arena and Fairgrounds

Save the Date June 20 - 22 2014

Pondarosa MH amp RV ParkLocated on Trans Canada Highway

east side of Swift Current SK Ph (306) 773-5000

Open all year

RV and Tenting sites creekside ~Full or Partial Hook-ups BathroomsShowers ~ Laundry Facilities ~ Internet

CAA Approved

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FreedomIt is a hard concept to really truly wrap your mind around We here in the west are quick to pound our chest and proclaim that we are the proud and free The sad thing is freedom is a mirage lingering on the horizon For many of us we work an honest day work ride our bikes in the mean time we complain about politics to our friends but we never really do anything about it other than some grumbles We could be plopped down in any part of the world and our lives would change very little That is not freedom - only the allusion of freedom

As we sit idly by watching our police forces militarize we blindly seek out more rules more regulations Irsquom not sure what the tipping point was what had caused us to shift our focus from freedom true freedom to regulation I do remember growing up in the seventies We didnrsquot have clasps and locks on the cabinets our mothers never absently minded left us in the kitchen by ourselves When I was bad in school I was sent to the Principalrsquos office and was punished by a leather strap across my behind (I still donrsquot swear)

Trying out for sport teams was a try out Not everyone made the team The ones that didnrsquot spent the year shooting pucks into pails snagging baseballs rolling off of roofs until we were good enough to make the team the next year We had winners and losers and even in the playground

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

Continued Next Page

-bad Uncle Monkey

bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events

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when the next goal won each and every one of us knew exactly what the score was and who the real winner was It drove us to be better Sports were not for everyone though Those that didnrsquot excel on the field read books created art Of my friends growing up some went on to play in the NHL my cousin is a mover and shaker in Silicon Valley designing and programming many of the things we use today Others became mechanics and plumbers-the blue collar workers who keep this world running Yet others became doctors and lawyers others became successful actors and musicians teachers and mothers But somewhere someone decide to level the playing field that we were all special little stars Everyone made the team everyone got a medal That it wasnrsquot fair that someone would succeed where others couldnrsquot That parenting should fall on someone elsersquos shoulder - daycares teachers the government Society forgot that it was suppose to be harder for the asthma kid with the deformed leg to play sports Society forgot that those disadvantaged who truly wanted and worked hard still found success We threw away personal responsibility personal accountability If a person backs over a kid in their driveway its not because they are a bad driver

not because they are a bad parent not because they were not paying attention - it is because the company didnrsquot put sensors on the back of the car If a kid shoots up a school its not because of mental illness not because of bad parenting or teaching

- its because the government didnrsquot take away our guns (Considering the recent rash of stabbings in schools and malls it is obvious that person will use any and all things) Each of these small steps was on our freedom pushing it a little farther down into the dirt Our last freedom is freedom of speech that Irsquom allowed to speak my mind here Freedom as long as Irsquom mindful of sponsors event organizersWhen will we regain our freedom Should we regain our freedom Read K Randall Ballrsquos Sam Chopper Orwell to find out what will happen if we donrsquot

-bad Uncle Monkey

E K D M Q T V M Y M B M M G I S M T S O Y E M N T E I E E Q Z X E E A E O O B R I A H N P N I J R A N C L D G B C C A C H S B A C I T D I L U E I M S H I I E T A G S R I D E N D G M U T A M D T R I E K C N R N M E R I D E N U N L U L O A E E H M M C E M N R G A E O U G N M M P S Z R O M E A I M F M V M C M E N S T R U A L R R R A N K E Y H N M H I V V W O P E O X N C R A N S F A A S B M Z M Y R M J S U Y A E L L D A E T S E R E M E M T M M S E M E M O R I A L I Z E M L E E W Z X C A E M E N A C I N G U R N A I L E H P O T S I H P E M C A A O R M E R I T E D X N E L U I C G H O R T Q X S A Y L E R E M T I E Z M Q M E K V R R W V Z B D N O R C E W S I T I H P E M L B N E U Y P M S H R E T I R O M E M X M S

MEMORANDUMBOOKMEMORIALISTMEMORIALIZEMEMORIALSMEMORITERMEMORIZEMEMSAHIBMENACINGMENAGEMENAGERYMENDICANCYMENDICANTMENDICATEMENDICITYMENSES

MENSTRUALMENSTRUUMMENTICULTUREMEPHISTOPHELIANMEPHITICMEPHITISMERACIOUSMERCATUREMERCHANGMANMERELLESMERELYMERESTEADMERFOLKMERGEDMERITED

Continued from Previous Page

bad Uncle Monkey - Word Search Belt Drive BettyrsquosWordsearchR R

How come we put a man on the moon before realizing it would be a good idea to put

wheels on suitcases

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SK News Events

Dare to KnowWhat your body

needs to heal itself

The BodyTalk Systemwith Practitioner Bev Groot

To book an appointment or find out more about the BodyTalk System call

3069815686

Upcoming SK EventsAll Events

Select arrows to view events

You might be a redneck if yoursquove been married 3 times and you still have the

same in laws

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MB Events

My mother taught me about TIME TRAVELldquoIf you donrsquot straighten up Irsquom going to knock you into the middle of next weekrdquo

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The Grande Prairie Toys for Tots season opener

by Belt Drive Betty

Our local Grande Prairie Toys for Tots group hosts a number of events all riding seasonThe first of those events was their annual swap meet which was held at the Army Navy Air Force Club on Saturday May 10thThere was great participation from the business community with vendors like Bear Biker Wear coming all the way from Bonnyville and Bentleyrsquos from Crestomere in central Alberta adding to the local vendorsA couple of the riding clubs were on hand and I got to interview Manimal of the Chozen Breed and Barb from the Iron Sirens ndash two great local riding clubs that are growing here in Grande Prairie

in search of

lost indians

Pages 1 - 8by Ken Aiken

Continued Next Page

Bentleys Motosicle Pain Tin

Contents

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener

35-37 The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener38-39 Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful40-44 ON News Events45-48 ON Events49-50 Sport - News Events51 Sports Events52 Website Tip of the Week53 Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events54-56 ON Events57 ON Events - Classified AD of the Week58-60 Support Our Troops61 QC Events62 Moto Moncton NB Events63 NB Events64 NB News Events65 WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events66-68 NS Events69-70 NL Events

Irsquove been in love with the same woman or 49 years If my wife ever

finds out shersquoll kill me

RR

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I also got some time with Jamie the new president of Toys for Tots and Seth the new vice presidentThese two along with the rest of the board and volunteers did a great job of organizing the event and by the looks of things they are on to a

ragingly successful season They have a ton of events planned to support our local kidsOther vendors included Uncle Buckrsquos ndash they make the BEST beef jerky around this part of the country and members of the Grandview Hutterite colony were out with some amazing gloves both gauntlets and working gloves The quality of the tanning dying and stitching is utterly fabulous Righteous Cycles was the only local bike shop on hand but they had lots to offerA wide variety of parts were on hand for almost

every brand of motorcycle out there and there were some jewelry and clothing vendors on hand as wellThere were only two vacant tables The traffic was good and the ANAVETS club did a brisk business selling breakfast and later lunchThe one thing I love about these season opener events is that a person gets to see people that

Continued from Previous Page

Continued Next Page

Chozen Breed Booth

Bear and Penny Bear and his bride Penny

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Continued from Previous Pagehave been in hibernation all winter Heck I saw people that I havenrsquot seen in two and three years and it was fantasticOur local Toys for Tots does amazing work in our community and they deserve the support of every dealer and rider in the region Their next event is the Kneez in the Breeze run on May 24th Check out their poster and if you can consider attending

it I know that I had a blast last yearI myself have to be at my Defense Fund Poker Run in Nisku at Blackjacks but if you are in Grande Prairie and area and are looking for a great group to ride and share the day with you wonrsquot find much finer that the guys and gals of Grande Prairie Toys for Tots

- BDB

Righteous Cycles

Righteous Cycles

Randy Cholach and sister Patty

Iron Sirens Booth

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Itrsquos a beautiful day and you feel like going for a ride on your ATV UTV or motorcycle On the trails along the roads and waterways or on the edge of the woods there are sometimes toxic plants that are dangerous to our health Poison Ivy is more common but others are not as well known such as Giant Hogweed To help you identify them when you make stops during these rides let me show in this article three toxic plants that you may come acrossGiant HogweedShort story Originating in the Caucasus it was probably introduced to North America as an ornamental plant It has since taken root and become widespread in many European countries as well as Australia New Zealand the United States and Canada In Quebec it is considered to be an invasive alien plantDescription It can measure 2 to 5 metres high and 30 centimetres to 1 metre after mowing or cutting Its stem is robust covered in white hairs and raspberry red to purple spots spread out and well defined The leaves can reach up to 15 metres

wide by 3 metres longToxic part Its sap (a colourless odourless liquid secreted by all parts of the plant)Effects Contact with the sap followed by exposure to the sun is odourless but can produce dermatitis up to 48 hours after exposure This is characterized by redness of the skin and swelling blisters or even skin lesions at times serious resembling first or second-degree burnsPlaces Disturbed wetlands (along waterways

ditches roads etc)Take note After the wounds heal brown or white spots can linger for many months or even years on the affected areas and they can remain sensitive to the lightCanadian provinces where it is found British Columbia Ontario Quebec New BrunswickSources Deacutevelopppement durable Environnement Faune et Parcs du gouvernement du Queacutebec Santeacute et services sociaux du Queacutebec (French version only) Espace pour la vie de MontreacutealWild ParsnipDescription The flowers have light yellow-green umbels The first year the plant generally presents a low rosette of fusiform leaves while the roots are developing and flowers in the second year on a long stem before dying

Continued Next Page

V I S I T U S A T

W W W K I M P E X N E W S C O MW W W K I M P E X C O M

Hog Weed

Wild Parsnip

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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Toxic part Its sapEffects Like the Giant Hogweed its sap contains chemical products which on human skin can cause reactions similar to serious burns rashes or blistersPlaces Disturbed environments (abandoned yards open fields alongside roads etc)Take note The plantrsquos chemical composition is known to reduce weight gain and decrease fertility in cattle that eat itCanadian provinces where it is found In all provinces and territories with the exception of NunavutSources Canadian Biodiversity Information Facility from Governement of Canada Ministry of Natural Resources from Governement of OntarioPoison IvyDescription A woody perennial plant with creeping climbing or bushy glossy leaves

Toxic part Its sap contains a toxic resin (present in all parts of the plant except the pollen) Any contact with a broken part of the plant a contaminated object or an animal runs the risk of provoking a reaction The seriousness of the reaction depends on individual sensitivity the amount of sap in contact with the skin and exposed areas of the body

Effects A rash manifested by intense itching and redness Swelling and blisters can also be seen all usually between 24 to 48 hours after contact

Places River banks clearings the edge of the woods along roads etc

Take note Inhalation of smoke coming from burning Poison Ivy plants provokes an extremely painful eruption of the lining of the lungs which can lead to respiratory problems and even death

Canadian provinces where it is found In all provinces with the exception of Newfoundland-Labrador

Sources Governement of Canada Health Espace pour la vie Montreacuteal

Continued from Previous Page

Poison Ivy

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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On May 7th the official Road Captain was announced for the 4th Annual Bob Probert Ride This yearrsquos honourary grand marshal is the beautifully talented Emmy Award nominated Jacqueline MacInnes

Wood Thatrsquos right our very own hometown Canadian actress disc jockey singer television host and skilled motorcycle rider will lead the estimated 1100 motorcycles on June 22nd from Thunder Road Harley-Davidson Born in Windsor Ontario she is best known for her role as Steffy Forrester on the long-running American soap opera The Bold and the Beautiful She is also the younger sister to Dani Probert the Event Co-Chair for the Bob Probert RideFor the past four years riders in vests leather boots and blue jeans revved their

engines honouring the late hockey player Bob Probert while benefitting cardiac care at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Itrsquos a fitting tribute given that Bob was a Harley-Davidson enthusiast himself and also loved participating in charity ridesJacqueline now joins the small list of past

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Mike Bechard

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road captains such as former hockey players and Bobrsquos teammates Tony Amonte Sheldon Kennedy and Chris Chelios All of whom led a brigade of motorcycles following a scenic routearound Windsor and Essex County riding along the water and through the county settings showcasing the arearsquos beautyThe route has planned stops in Amherstburg Colchester Belle River and the Riverside Sportsmenrsquos Club mdashthe final stop Each stop is unique and gives the riders an opportunity to get something to eat and drink while a chance to win some awesome prizes like autographed Original Six jerseysBob Probert was a local hockey icon and an enforcer who played in the National Hockey League

Continued from Previous Page

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for 16 seasons with the Detroit Red Wings and the Chicago Blackhawks He passed away in 2010 after suffering a heart attack while on his boat out on Lake St Clair Dani Probert Bobrsquos widow has been organizing the memorial ride since its inception in 2011 That year was especially significant because

it was the first year that she was actually able to process the overwhelming amount of supportIn the last three years motorcyclists werenrsquot the only ones who turned out for the memorial ridemdashthousands of spectators stood at the side of the road to cheer the riders on at the different stops All participants of the Bob Probert Ride have risen over $300000 to fund the expansion of the cardiac care unit at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Windsor unfortunately has one of the highest rates of cardiac emergencies in Canada and there is not enough room to meet the demands As a result routine procedures are often rescheduled to make way for emergency cases Dani Probert and the hospital boardrsquos ultimate goal are to make the unit open 247 and have two beds available for angioplasty instead of just oneItrsquos hard to put into words how the communityrsquos support has helped Dani and her four children Brogan Tierney Jack and Declyn after such an immense loss In addition the family looks forward to this yearrsquos ride being even bigger with riders from

all over including Michigan paying homage to their father ldquoThe Enforcerrdquo Bob ProbertThe date for the 2014 Bob Probert Ride is June 22nd and all up-to-date information can be found on the website wwwprobertridecomRide safe ride freeMike ldquoChopperrdquo Bechard

Continued from Previous Page

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The 2014 ldquoRide for MSrdquo now in its 6th year is on Sunday September 21 2014 Shar Good Event Organizer recounts ldquoIt has been a learning experience receiving the help of Mike Bechard of the Lone Wolf Clubhouse back in the beginning to bring to life my dream of an event such as this since my diagnosis of Multiple

Sclerosis in 1985 I wanted to make a difference and help in any way I couldrdquo Good explains ldquoMultiple Sclerosis is the most commonly diagnosed neurological disease found in individuals between the ages of 15 to 40mdashthis area of Southwestern Ontario has a high number of affected people Reports from local neurologists tell us that approximately 700 to 800 citizens in our area have been diagnosedGood went on to say ldquoAll motorcycle riders are welcome to participate in the Ride for MS poker run to benefit the Windsor-Essex County Chapter of the MS Society of Canada This great ride starts and ends with a full course family style dinner at the Columbus Center of South Windsor 2014 Columbus Drive in Windsor Registration begins at 900AM and will run until 1030AM Registration Fees are as follows Rider $30 (FREE with $100 in Pledges) Passenger $20 (Free with $100 in Pledges) Participants are encouraged to collect pledges to receive pledge awards that start at $200 with Gas Cards awarded for pledges starting at $250 The Pledge Award Tier is provided on the pledge sheet available for download at wwwlonewolfclubhousecom and wwwmssocietycachaptersessexcommunityhtm The first stop of the poker run will be The Leaf in Windsor where you are welcome to have a full breakfast from the menu followed by stops at The

Sandbar Waterfront Grill (providing lunch specials) Birdiersquos Perch out in Leamington (providing FREE bottled water) the Pelee Island Winery in Kingsville (providing FREE wine tasting) Crabby Joersquos in Essex with the last optional stop being at Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery where you will receive a 6th optional card for your poker handrdquo Shar goes on to explain the 6th poker stop is optional giving you an extra chance to get either the Best or Worst Poker Hand of the day and win a prize for each Six stops in total are allocated along the 100 mile route Itrsquos so much fun itrsquos wonderful to be able to host a fundraiser that puts a smile on everyonersquos facerdquo Once back at the Columbus Center of S Windsor there is a family style dinner and an opportunity to participate in a 5050 Draw a Chinese Auction and a Gift Certificate Grab Bag There are Door Prizes for the ride participants using their Free Door Prize ticket they received upon Registration Good goes on to welcome non-riders as there are DINNER ONLY TICKETS available for $25 each and when purchasing in a set of 2 tickets a tax receipt for $20 will be issued Shar reiterates ldquoBikers Sponsors Volunteers amp Contributors to the event make it happen We have been blessed in the past and again this year with this event being sponsored by DIAMOND SPONSORSHIPS Biz X The Leaf Families First amp Leather King and RUBY SPONSORSHIPS UNIFOR Local 444 Robinson Motorcycle Avon Canada Fran Sales CrsquoEst Bon Lone Wolf Clubhouse Comfort Inn Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery Pelee Island Winery Sandbar Waterfront Grill Steversquos Auto Shine Birdiersquos Perch Canadian Tire (Tecumseh Rd E Windsor) Molson Coors and Belt Drive Betty The contributions of businesses in our community of door prizes and auction items add personality to the event

Good is happy to report ldquoTo date the Ride for MS has raised $33900 that has been used in assisting those with MS to subsidize the purchase of much needed assisted that enhance the quality of their

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livesrdquo As Event Planner amp Creator Good observes first hand how the money raised facilitates those living with multiple sclerosis Having MS herself she works with the Windsor-Essex County Chapter as a past board member aiding their membership almost on a daily basis Good reflects on her past involvement with the society and what she learned ldquoI was amazed with how much the special equipment cost and was surprised with the amounts that were not covered The depths that the society had to go through to make sure people with MS got

the equipment they needed when they needed it amazed merdquo This is where the Ride for MS and the funds raised from this event come into play ldquoThe society informs the participant of this event annually at the dinner as to how the funds raised were used which is importantrdquo says Good ldquothe feeling you get when a recipient of these funds find out you are a participant of the event that helped them obtain a piece of equipment gives you a hug and says thank you is surrealrdquoJoin us on Sunday September 21st and make someonersquos wish for a better quality of life become a reality For more information you may contact Shar at (519) 798-3858 or by email at shar54xplornetca SUBJECT Ride for MS

ON News Events

Whatever you do in life always give 100 Unless yoursquore

donating blood

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Grand Bendrsquos ldquoVintage Bike DaysrdquoThis years Annual ldquoShow amp Shinerdquo event will be held in Grand Bend and takes place on Sunday July 20 2014 from 1000am until around 1pm right on Grand Bendrsquos Main Street (exact location will be announced soon)Again this year there is no registration fee no official judging no vendors and itrsquos NOT a swap-meet but there will be a group ride from Main Street to the Grand Bend MOTORPLEX Raceway

to enjoy the Vintage Road Racing Associations ldquoSUMMER CLASSICrdquo EventVintage related club and group displays are encouragedJust show up and proudly show off your scooters and motorcycles All makes and models of Vintage amp Classic bikes are most welcomeFind us on Facebook httpwwwfacebookcompagesGrand-Bends-Vintage-Bike-Days204561802964090sk=wallampapp_data

HHR RouteDetails are here We are assembling in front of the HQ building at CFB Trenton with the ride departing at 1145 Due to some issues related to our permit that could not be resolved in the short time remaining before our Ride we in the interest in safety and the show must go on have decided to move our Rally to the Whitby Entertainment Centrum This is where the ride will end It is the same location as our assembly last yearJoin us as we welcome home our HEROES as the mission has ended in Afghanistan for our Canadian ForcesHope to see many of you there

ON Events

2930 Haldimand Road 20 Cayuga1st Annual Autism Rodeo amp Family Day Charity Event to raise funds for Autism

11am-5pm Family Time bull Live bands ~ TBAbull Kids Gamesbull Face Paintingbull Free BBQ amp Drink with admission

5pm-2am Adults ONLY~Rodeo Timebull Motorcycle Gamesbull Show N Shine bull Pig Roastbull Live Bands ~ TBAbull Beer Kegs

Overnight Camping (Adults Only) Sponsors

raquo Motorcycle Enhancements raquo Tattz AndCompany raquo Black widow paintball amp Airsoftl raquo Mainway Sports raquo Action Auto raquo Paula Manto Swick Registered Disability

Savings Plan Rep raquo CrazeePaint Airbrushing

VendorsTattz AndCompanyBlack widow Paintball amp AirsoftPaula Manto Swick Registered Disability Savings Plan Rep

All proceeds go to Autism Awarenes

Autism Rodeo amp Family Day - August 2nd 2014

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Why a round pizza gets delivered in a square box

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ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo Winner of Combined SOAR and RACE Events Get CSBK National Support (csbkca)This Ontario motorcycle roadracing season sanctioning groups SOAR and RACE are working together with a pair of Series race

weekends SOAR is hosting the RACE group at Grand Bend Raceway on June 13-15 while RACE returns the favor by hosting SOAR racers at Shannonville Motorsport Park June 27-29 As part of this co-promotion Dunlop racing tire distributor Pro 6 Cycle and the National Mopar CSBK organizing group have also joined up to provide a special bonus for Amateur Sport Bike

Continued Next Page

Dunlop Amateur Showdown winner to get National support

Sports - News Events

ADULTA person who has stopped

growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle

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class (approx 600cc) competitors A two round points-paying Series will recognize the appropriate Sport Bike-type class races at the SOAR and RACE-hosted events determining the top rising star in that category The racer who achieves the best combined result from the two race ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo will receive a competition award sponsoring their entry for the final Amateur Sport Bike Mopar CSBK National rounds at Canadian Tire Motorsport Park August 15-17Dunlop distributor Pro 6 Cycle and CSBK will supply competitor entry and racing tires to the winner of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo for the

CTMP National weekend The entry will include both Saturday and Sunday Amateur Sport Bike double header rounds with the successful Amateur competitor receiving a maximum of six Dunlop DOT-type class appropriate racing tires for use during the three day eventThe winning competitor must not have held a Pro motorcycle roadracing License nor can they have competed in more than two previous National races SOAR and RACE organizers will be the final judges of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo and ensure that all competitors respect the structure and spirit of the bonus competitionFor more information please check the SOAR (soaracingca) and RACE Events (Shannonvillecom) official web sites

Sports - News Events

DatesMay 16thJune 20thJuly 25thAugust 15thSeptember 12th

Registration opens at 5pm on the day of the event followed by racing at 7pm All racers must havevalid motorcycle drivers licensefull faced Snell 05 approved helmetgauntlet style leather glovesleather jacketleather bootscompetitors exceeding 120 mph will be required to wear full leathersMotorcycles must be in good working order and will be required to pass tech inspection prior to their first pass CLICK HERE for additional information on the Mission Raceway Park and their street legal Friday night races

2014 CMDRA Bracket Racing at Mission Raceway

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Sports Events

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

THE 27th

THREE DAY

May 171819 ndash 2014 ndash at Scotch Creek

All usual Classes ndash Entry $25 per day - $10 Vintage - Kids free

The Old Guy in 1971

Dean Seaman 2014

171819 ndash 2014 ndash171819 ndash 2014 ndash

This year the event will enter a new era with a two day Modern Trial

Total results will count for the overall Championship

Round 2 in Rocky Mountain House ABRound 3 in Ymir BC

We also have planned a Kids Trialon the Saturday night for

Both Electric and engine powered bikes Camping is good with Porta -Potties on site

Call for details of Motels etc

Phone Outlaw Dave for further info (250) 545-6139Directions - Follow the road to Scotch Creek from Hiway one West of Sorrento Then turn left

At Leopold road at the top of the hill after you leave town (Tire sign on left) red arrows from that point

A big thanks to the land owners for the use of this fantastic area

Modern Trial - Saturday amp Sunday - Vintage Monday Start time 10am all three days

13 13 13 13 13 13

For13 Immediate13 Release13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 May13 813 201413 13 CMDRA13 Announces13 Revised13 201413 Schedule13 13 The13 Canadian13 Motorcycle13 Drag13 Racing13 Association13 is13 releasing13 details13 of13 their13 updated13 201413 schedule13 The13 six13 race13 series13 which13 includes13 events13 in13 British13 Columbia13 Alberta13 and13 Ontario13 required13 revision13 following13 the13 unexpected13 announcement13 of13 the13 suspension13 of13 operations13 at13 one13 of13 the13 venues13 included13 in13 the13 original13 schedule13 13

Revised13 201413 Schedule13 June13 141513 13 Grand13 Bend13 Motorplex13 Grand13 Bend13 ON13 June13 2213 (113 day13 event)13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 July13 121313 13 13 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13 August13 232413 13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 Fort13 St13 John13 BC13 September13 6713 13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 September13 272813 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13

13

13 13

13 CMDRA13 Executive13 Director13 Kevin13 Shupac13 commented13 ldquoThe13 CMDRA13 is13 sincerely13 thankful13 for13 the13 support13 the13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 and13 Castrol13 Raceway13 and13 all13 of13 the13 tracks13 the13 CMDRA13 will13 visit13 in13 201413 We13 would13 also13 like13 to13 thank13 our13 members13 for13 their13 patience13 during13 the13 past13 four13 weeksrdquo13 13 13

13 13

infocmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 13 wwwcmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 1877580900813 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 TwitterCMDRA201413 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 Facebook13 CMDRA13

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR After your hands become coated with

grease your nose will begin to itch

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Did you know that BeltDriveBettycom has the most comprehensive database of Canadian Riding Clubs on the on the internet Wersquove revamped our Riding Club directory and wersquod like to know what you think Itrsquos indexed by Province and by Type of Riding Club for easy browsing

bull Brand Specificbull Cruising and Touringbull Military bull Lifestylebull Occupation-Relatedbull Rider Rights and Freedomsbull Vintagebull Sportsbull Womenrsquos Riding Clubsbull Motorcycle Ministries

httpwwwbeltdrivebettycomcommunityriding-clubs

TIP OF THE WEEK RIDING CLUBS section REVAMPED

on Facebook has photo albums for each province and month filled with tons of events

httpwwwfacebookcomCanadianMotorcycleEventsphotos_albums

Visit our page and go to the photos link once there click on albums to find the Province and month you are interested in

You can also use our national calendars at wwwcanadianmotorcycleeventscom - filled with even more event information you can sort them right down to only one province and they are highly shareable

Our CANADIAN MOTORCYCLE EVENTS

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

ldquoIf yoursquore going to kill each other do it outside I just finished cleaningrdquo

Website Tip of the Week

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Tides roll in and tides roll out

There arenrsquot too many things in life that are predictable but ocean tides are one of them

Our family just returned from a short vacation on a Vancouver Island beach and I found the tides fascinating

Incoming tides covered the beach and at high tide you could literally see all the sandcastles wood forts and creations literally disappear under the water never to be seen again

The outgoing tides revealed a clean fresh canvas and some sea-life caught in the tidal pools left behind or laying helplessly on the beach Seagulls swooped down to shell covered areas of the beach in search of oysters that had been stranded on the half kilometer sandy beach as the eagles hovered above looking for their next snack

I could not help but think about the lsquoTides of Lifersquo where we know that until our number comes up and we face eternal judgment each day the sun will come up we will spend time with those people whom we love (family friends) and with people whom we would most likely prefer not to be spending time with (school work) and we will experience all the good and not so good that the

tides of life bring our way Night will come and in the morning we will repeat the cycle all over again

As a born-again believer I felt the tide analogy was an appropriate one The ocean washes away everything left on the beach and when we ask Christ for the forgiveness of our sins he literally washes them away Check out this verse from ldquoOur Ownerrsquos Manual for Liferdquo found in Psalm 103 verse 12 ldquoHe has removed our sins as far from us as the east is from the westrdquo

Our biker church exists to take the ldquoGood Newsrdquo and the ldquoSalvation Messagerdquo to un-churched bikers here on the West Coast In fact our prayer is that the Holy Spirit would become like a raging wildfire touching the hearts and lives of bikers resulting in an assurance of eternity with our Jesus in heaven and a life on this earth that takes on new meaning and purpose

If you think riding your scoot along a seaside highway on a hot summerrsquos day is something special just wait until you do it when Jesus Christ is at the controls of your lifehellip there is no greater lsquohighrsquo and bigger lsquorushrsquo than this All it takes is a few short words ask Jesus to forgive you for your sins tell him you that you want him to be Lord of your life Follow this up with prayer and bible reading and oh yeahhellip believe that he does in fact lsquohave your backrsquo in this life

Ride safe Ride true

Pastor Chuck

Canadian Riders Support Program Network

By joining the Canadian Riders Support Program you volunteer to provide assistance to broken down riders in your area This assistance may include providing information about nearby repair shops towing accommodations making phone calls providing directions etc While some Canadian Riders have expressed that they would be able to provide help with tools wrenching towing and even temporary accommodations the level of assistance you may provide is totally up to you as you feel comfortable and safe to do soLetrsquos face it most of us have been there away from home and broke down by the side of the road Canadian Rider Members are also listed in Belt Drive Bettyrsquos Little Black Book a resource directory currently carried in the saddlebags of thousands of Canadian Riders As a ldquoThank Yourdquo from Belt Drive Betty Canadian Riders Support Network Members receive The Busted Knuckle Chronicles E-Subscription free of charge

Come join us at httpwwwcanadianridersca

Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events

Pastor Chuck

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G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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ON - Events

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ON News - ON Events

If everything seems to be going well you have obviously

overlooked something

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Classified Ad of the Week

2002 Tiny Mite Cargo Trailer

Stock CTRL0033 Colour Blue Features Very clean trailer in excellent condition tons of storage good quality cargo trailer at a good price

Price $ 2495 CAD NO GST

Contact

Trike Zone

(780) 389-3344

Mulhurst Bay AB

Email edwardtrikezonecom

ON Events - Classified AD of the Week

Upcoming ON EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

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Join Veterans Law Enforement First Responders and their supporters from both Canada and the US on this overnight cross border ride to Wenatchee Washington June 7th 2014Check out httpcanamveteransrideweeblycom for details laquoHalf The Fun is Getting Thereraquo

Support Our Troops

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Support Our Troops

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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Support Our Troops

Upcoming SOT EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

Are you a veteran who owns a businessWould you like to promote your products or services but find advertising expensive

Get 50 off your first 6 months of advertisingContact Belt Drive Betty to find out about the

Veteranrsquos Business Starter Programbdbettygmailcom

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Tee Shirts Patches amp More in the BDB Store

We appreciate your support

wwwbdbstorecom

QC EVENTS

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What did the elephant say to the naked man How do you breathe through that

tiny thing

Ah lsquoFridayrsquo my second favorite F-word

August 7 - 10 2014 - In the Heart of Downtown MonctonThe MotoMoncton Festival was first launched in August of 2011 with motorcyclists from near and taking over Monctonrsquos downtown core This three-day event featured motorcycle stunt shows a burnout competition group rides throughout Southeastern New Brunswick a bike cruise through Moncton live entertainment on Main Street and much moreIn 2012 the City of Moncton was pleased to host another weekend of motorcycle madness in downtown Moncton and to welcome bikers from across the region and across the country as the city hosted both MotoMoncton and the 17th Canadian National Harley Owners Group Rally Moncton was honoured to be chosen as host city for this national event and together with MotoMoncton the HOG Rally proved to be yet another exciting motorcycle weekend in the cityThis past August 2013 MotoMoncton organizers were yet again pleased to host another successful weekend of exciting activity with thousands visiting the festival grounds throughout the weekend

The festival an initiative of the City of Moncton is made possible by the support of various partners including Downtown Moncton Centre-Ville Inc various local motorcycle dealers and clubs and other community partners

For more information and sponsorship enquiries please contact 506-383-7020 506-877-7700 of by Email infomotomonctoncaOr visit motomonctonca

MOTO MONCTON NB EVENTS

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What are three words a woman never wants to hear when shersquos making love ldquoHoney Irsquom homerdquo

NB EVENTS

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club would be very pleased if you would help support our up coming charity event in support of the DECH Childrenrsquos Ward

This year our Toy Ride takes place June 14th 2014 We are celebrating our 30th Ride Register early to receive a limited Edition 30th Anniversary Shirt

Registration forms online at

httpfrederictonmotorcycleclubcaHomephp

The ride begins at the parking lot of the Canadian Tire Two Nations Crossing (North Side) On site registration between 930 am amp 1045 am Ride begins at 11 am sharp

The Motorcyclist will enjoy a scenic country ride via Nashwack Bridge to Stanley At the Stanley school there will be a barbeque Show-N-Shine 5050 draw silent auction etc

The group will return via the Royal Road ending up at the DECH for the presentations of the Toys and monies raised to the Child Life Unit of the DECH

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club has been the most consistent supporter of the DECH Childrenrsquos Life Unit since 1985 All of the funds raised and Toys collected go to the hospitalized Children

Please share this email with all your friends Help us Brighten A Childrsquos Stay

Fredricton Motorcycle Club Toy Ride

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Where Royal Canadian Legion Branch 350 Port DalhousieWhen Saturday 7 June Blessing starts 11am followed by the Show and Shine

Show and Shine Entry fee $1000

11 trophies up for grabsbull Best in Show 1st 2nd 3rd placebull Best cruiser 1st amp 2nd placebull Best touring 1st and 2nd placebull Best sport bike 1st amp 2nd placebull Best sport touring 1st amp 2nd place

BBQ burgers and sausage on a bun for sale 5050 draw coffee and donutsAll proceeds to support the Royal Canadian Legion Port DalhousieI challenge all Bike clubs in the Niagara area to attend this wonderful event Hosted by the Working Stiffs Riding ClubCanadian Legion Branch 350 Located at 600 Ontario St St Catharines ON L2N 7P8 (Known as Port Dalhousie ) 905-934-1261 Please use Joe Caruso as a contact andor myself Joes email address is kawasaki07bellnet andor faronleonardhotmailcom Thank You look forward to meeting some day

Blessing of the Motorbikersquos and Show and Shine

NB News Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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Actor WisdomThere are four questions of value in lifehellip What is sacred Of what is the spirit made What is worth living for and what is worth dying for The answer to each is the same Only love~ Johnny Depp

Polymath WisdomBelieve none of what you hear and half of what you see- Benjamin Franklin

Spiritual Leader WisdomHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else yoursquore the one who gets burned ~ Buddha

Educator WisdomPeople who consider themselves victims of their circumstances will always remain victims unless they develop a greater vision for their lives ~ Stedman Graham~

Spiritual Teacher WisdomIt is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living ~ Eckhart Tolle

Lithographer WisdomA positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort ndash Herm Albright

I just got back from a pleasure trip I took my mother-in-law to

the airport

WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events

R RWYZWMNrsquoSWORDS TO THE WISE

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Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

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NS Events

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I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

Select Arrows to view events

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A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

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NL Events

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  • AB News - Events
  • David Pocock - AB Events
  • Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events
  • RAGE - SK Events
  • SK Events
  • Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle
  • Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List
  • bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events
  • SK News - Word Search
  • SK News Events
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  • The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener
  • Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful
  • ON News Events
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  • Website Tip of the Week
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Motherrsquos Shock

A mother enters her daughterrsquos bedroom and sees a letter on the wall over the bed With the worst premonition she reads it with trembling hands It is with great regret and sorrow that Irsquom telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend I found real passion and he is so nice with all his piercings and tattoos and his big motorcycle

But is not only that Mum Irsquom pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods He wants to have many more children with me and thatrsquos one of my dreams Irsquove learned that marijuana doesnrsquot hurt anyone and wersquoll be growing it for us and his friends who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we may want

In the meantime wersquoll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure for Ahmed to get better he deserves it Donrsquot worry Mom Irsquom 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself Some day Irsquoll visit for you to know your grandchildren Your daughter Judith

PS Mum itrsquos not true Irsquom at the neighbourrsquos house I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than my report card thatrsquos in the desk drawer

Submitted by Brenda Beamish Moncton NB

Productive Salesmanship ndash A Little Johnny Joke

The kids filed back into class Monday morning They were very excited

Their weekend assignment was to sell something

then give a talk on productive salesmanship

Little Mary led off ldquoI sold girl scout cookies and I made $30rdquo she said proudly ldquoMy sales approach was to appeal to the customerrsquos civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious successrdquo

ldquoVery goodrdquo said the teacher

Little Sally was next ldquoI sold magazinesrdquo she said ldquoI made $45 and

I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them abreast of current eventsrdquo

ldquoVery good Sallyrdquo said the teacher

Eventually it was Little Johnnyrsquos turn

Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacherrsquos deskrdquo$2467rdquo he said

ldquo$2467rdquo cried the teacher ldquoWhat in the world were you sellingrdquo

ldquoTooth brushesrdquo said Little Johnny

ldquoTooth brushesrdquo echoed the teacher ldquoHow could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much moneyrdquo

ldquoI found the busiest corner in townrdquo said Little Johnny ldquoI set up a Dip amp Chip stand I gave everybody who walked by a sample

They all said the same thing

Hey this tastes like shit

Then I would sayrdquo It is shitrdquo

Wanna buy a toothbrushrdquo

Submitted by Dave Evens Chilliwack BC

Continued from Previous Page

Men have two emotions Hungry and Horny If you see him without an erection make him a sandwich

Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events

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Boy calls 911 Hello I need your help

911 Alright What is it

Boy Two girls are fighting over me

911 So whatrsquos your emergency

Boy The ugly one is winning

AB Events

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The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

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AB Events

Facing noise bylaws that single out motorcycles

Contact MODEL for assistance no matter what province in

Canada you live in wwwmodeledmontoncom

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AB Events

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FOR MORE INFORMATIONCall us at 1-780-906-6968Visit us online at wwwdreamhaulersinccom Or email us at dreamhaulersincgmailcom

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Calgary 1-877-230-0091Braithwaite Boyle Centre1701 Centre Street N

Free ConsultationCall any local toll-free

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Serving Riders in AlbertaBC Yukon and NWT

Red Deer 1-877-314-0123Braithwaite Boyle Annex3401 Gaetz Avenue

Proud sponsors of

INJURY CONTROLRESEARCH GROUPFaculty of MedicineUniversity of Alberta

The Canadian Paraplegic Association

Someone stole all my credit cards but I wonrsquot be

reporting it Thethief spends less than my wife did

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Get your event information to us - we cannot promote what we donrsquot have

an informed community is a strong communityeventsbeltdrivebettycom

AB Events

13

2120 Sparrow Drive Nisku

Phone (780) 955-2581

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2120 Sparrow Drive Nisku

Phone(780) 955-2581 Toll Free Reservations 1-800-420-1596

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2120 Sparrow Drive Nisku Alberta T9E 8A2Phone (780) 955-2581 bull Fax (780) 955-9466

Reservations Toll Free 1-800-420-1596

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A I R P O R T P A R K I N G

2110 Sparrow Drive Nisku

Phone (780) 955-2336wwwblackjacksroadhousecom

TEXTING CODES FOR SENIOR CITIZENS AS FOLLOWS

ATD - At the Doctorrsquos

BFF - Best Friendrsquos Funeral

BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth [this one is very hilarious]

CBM - Covered by Medicare

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Busted Knuckle ChroniclescopyThe

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

AB Events

Upcoming ab EventsAll Events

Select arrows to view events

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When We RideTalk with a group of riders and yoursquoll soon realize that the reasons we choose to ride a motorcycle are very different for each and every one of us The riding community in Saskatchewan is made up of a very diverse and broad group of people Many of us ride alone or with a few friends never joining or belonging to a club organization or group We simply plate our motorcycles and ride every chance we get

In 2013 there were 27439 motorcycles registered (at some part of the riding season by either plates

or permits) These motorcycles were registered in 626 different locations We are literally spread ALL OVER this province

All of us do share 4 common things1 the roads we ride on2 the traffic we ride with3 the reality that we all have zero control over

what another driver rider is going to do when in traffic on the highway in a parking lot or basically anywhere

4 that we need to be aware alert and riding for any and all situations at all times

It does not matter how long yoursquove been riding the type of motorcycle you are riding your age the others you may be riding with the length of your hair how cool your jacket is the type of gear to choose to (or not to) wear and on and on and on

The only thing that matters is how much you are paying attention when you are riding and that you are riding to your own personal ability as a rider

In Saskatchewan the top major reasons a motorcyclist uses when an accident does occur are

1 Inattention - yeshellipmotorcyclists use this as a reason when they have an accident

2 Road condition excessive loose gravel ndash ride for the conditions of the road you seeing in front of you and that you are on Loose gravel and dirt on the road surface is a huge problem all year roundhellipnot just till the roads are cleaned in the Cities

3 Driver inexperience confusion ndash there are a lot of new riders out there and riders who are returning to their motorcycles after many years This has nothing to do with the age of a rider

4 Wild life (animals) ndash yes we do a lot of riding where there is wild life

5 Careless Driving Stunting ndash going too fast passing improperly following too closely etc

This information was taken from a Causation Study done from 2007 ndash 2012 by Traffic Safety Services ndash SGI

So when you get on your motorcycle for the first time this seasonhellipand every time you ride Please rememberhellip

bull ride like you will never be given the right of way

bull ride like you are never seenbull watch the conditions of the road you

are riding on at all timesBe defensive alert aware and always on guard

Rhonda CwynarPresident RAGERiders Against Government Exploitation

RAGE - SK Events

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SK Events

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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SK Events

HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONrsquoT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF ALL MY FRIENDS ARE MAD BECAUSE THEY THINK I AM

SHOUTING AT THEM OVER INTERNET PLEASE HELP

We always hold hands If I let go she shops

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Special thanks to Sven Bernard of Johnny Pag Motorcycles of Canada for donating the bike that the

Canadian Legion of Riders in North Battleford Saskatchewan won

They are raffling it off to raise funds for their projects

Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle

NAME

ADDRESS

PHONE

1st Prize Custom Painted Johnny Pag Motorcycle valued at $8500 supplied by Johnny Pag Motorcycles of Canada amp Belt Drive Betty WC Distributing 1-780-881-56782nd Prize Autographed Andrew Albers Minnesota Twins Jersey3rd Prize Autographed Bobby Hull Chicago Black Hawks Jersey Proceeds to Veteran related charities

Canadian Legion of Riders Charity RaffleDraw July 13 2014 at Rockinrsquo the Rink Meota SK at Midnight

Lottery Licence RR13-0504

Tickets $5 each

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Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List

Saskatchewan Ride for SightElbow Arena and Fairgrounds

Save the Date June 20 - 22 2014

Pondarosa MH amp RV ParkLocated on Trans Canada Highway

east side of Swift Current SK Ph (306) 773-5000

Open all year

RV and Tenting sites creekside ~Full or Partial Hook-ups BathroomsShowers ~ Laundry Facilities ~ Internet

CAA Approved

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FreedomIt is a hard concept to really truly wrap your mind around We here in the west are quick to pound our chest and proclaim that we are the proud and free The sad thing is freedom is a mirage lingering on the horizon For many of us we work an honest day work ride our bikes in the mean time we complain about politics to our friends but we never really do anything about it other than some grumbles We could be plopped down in any part of the world and our lives would change very little That is not freedom - only the allusion of freedom

As we sit idly by watching our police forces militarize we blindly seek out more rules more regulations Irsquom not sure what the tipping point was what had caused us to shift our focus from freedom true freedom to regulation I do remember growing up in the seventies We didnrsquot have clasps and locks on the cabinets our mothers never absently minded left us in the kitchen by ourselves When I was bad in school I was sent to the Principalrsquos office and was punished by a leather strap across my behind (I still donrsquot swear)

Trying out for sport teams was a try out Not everyone made the team The ones that didnrsquot spent the year shooting pucks into pails snagging baseballs rolling off of roofs until we were good enough to make the team the next year We had winners and losers and even in the playground

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

Continued Next Page

-bad Uncle Monkey

bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events

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when the next goal won each and every one of us knew exactly what the score was and who the real winner was It drove us to be better Sports were not for everyone though Those that didnrsquot excel on the field read books created art Of my friends growing up some went on to play in the NHL my cousin is a mover and shaker in Silicon Valley designing and programming many of the things we use today Others became mechanics and plumbers-the blue collar workers who keep this world running Yet others became doctors and lawyers others became successful actors and musicians teachers and mothers But somewhere someone decide to level the playing field that we were all special little stars Everyone made the team everyone got a medal That it wasnrsquot fair that someone would succeed where others couldnrsquot That parenting should fall on someone elsersquos shoulder - daycares teachers the government Society forgot that it was suppose to be harder for the asthma kid with the deformed leg to play sports Society forgot that those disadvantaged who truly wanted and worked hard still found success We threw away personal responsibility personal accountability If a person backs over a kid in their driveway its not because they are a bad driver

not because they are a bad parent not because they were not paying attention - it is because the company didnrsquot put sensors on the back of the car If a kid shoots up a school its not because of mental illness not because of bad parenting or teaching

- its because the government didnrsquot take away our guns (Considering the recent rash of stabbings in schools and malls it is obvious that person will use any and all things) Each of these small steps was on our freedom pushing it a little farther down into the dirt Our last freedom is freedom of speech that Irsquom allowed to speak my mind here Freedom as long as Irsquom mindful of sponsors event organizersWhen will we regain our freedom Should we regain our freedom Read K Randall Ballrsquos Sam Chopper Orwell to find out what will happen if we donrsquot

-bad Uncle Monkey

E K D M Q T V M Y M B M M G I S M T S O Y E M N T E I E E Q Z X E E A E O O B R I A H N P N I J R A N C L D G B C C A C H S B A C I T D I L U E I M S H I I E T A G S R I D E N D G M U T A M D T R I E K C N R N M E R I D E N U N L U L O A E E H M M C E M N R G A E O U G N M M P S Z R O M E A I M F M V M C M E N S T R U A L R R R A N K E Y H N M H I V V W O P E O X N C R A N S F A A S B M Z M Y R M J S U Y A E L L D A E T S E R E M E M T M M S E M E M O R I A L I Z E M L E E W Z X C A E M E N A C I N G U R N A I L E H P O T S I H P E M C A A O R M E R I T E D X N E L U I C G H O R T Q X S A Y L E R E M T I E Z M Q M E K V R R W V Z B D N O R C E W S I T I H P E M L B N E U Y P M S H R E T I R O M E M X M S

MEMORANDUMBOOKMEMORIALISTMEMORIALIZEMEMORIALSMEMORITERMEMORIZEMEMSAHIBMENACINGMENAGEMENAGERYMENDICANCYMENDICANTMENDICATEMENDICITYMENSES

MENSTRUALMENSTRUUMMENTICULTUREMEPHISTOPHELIANMEPHITICMEPHITISMERACIOUSMERCATUREMERCHANGMANMERELLESMERELYMERESTEADMERFOLKMERGEDMERITED

Continued from Previous Page

bad Uncle Monkey - Word Search Belt Drive BettyrsquosWordsearchR R

How come we put a man on the moon before realizing it would be a good idea to put

wheels on suitcases

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SK News Events

Dare to KnowWhat your body

needs to heal itself

The BodyTalk Systemwith Practitioner Bev Groot

To book an appointment or find out more about the BodyTalk System call

3069815686

Upcoming SK EventsAll Events

Select arrows to view events

You might be a redneck if yoursquove been married 3 times and you still have the

same in laws

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My mother taught me about TIME TRAVELldquoIf you donrsquot straighten up Irsquom going to knock you into the middle of next weekrdquo

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The Grande Prairie Toys for Tots season opener

by Belt Drive Betty

Our local Grande Prairie Toys for Tots group hosts a number of events all riding seasonThe first of those events was their annual swap meet which was held at the Army Navy Air Force Club on Saturday May 10thThere was great participation from the business community with vendors like Bear Biker Wear coming all the way from Bonnyville and Bentleyrsquos from Crestomere in central Alberta adding to the local vendorsA couple of the riding clubs were on hand and I got to interview Manimal of the Chozen Breed and Barb from the Iron Sirens ndash two great local riding clubs that are growing here in Grande Prairie

in search of

lost indians

Pages 1 - 8by Ken Aiken

Continued Next Page

Bentleys Motosicle Pain Tin

Contents

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener

35-37 The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener38-39 Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful40-44 ON News Events45-48 ON Events49-50 Sport - News Events51 Sports Events52 Website Tip of the Week53 Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events54-56 ON Events57 ON Events - Classified AD of the Week58-60 Support Our Troops61 QC Events62 Moto Moncton NB Events63 NB Events64 NB News Events65 WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events66-68 NS Events69-70 NL Events

Irsquove been in love with the same woman or 49 years If my wife ever

finds out shersquoll kill me

RR

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I also got some time with Jamie the new president of Toys for Tots and Seth the new vice presidentThese two along with the rest of the board and volunteers did a great job of organizing the event and by the looks of things they are on to a

ragingly successful season They have a ton of events planned to support our local kidsOther vendors included Uncle Buckrsquos ndash they make the BEST beef jerky around this part of the country and members of the Grandview Hutterite colony were out with some amazing gloves both gauntlets and working gloves The quality of the tanning dying and stitching is utterly fabulous Righteous Cycles was the only local bike shop on hand but they had lots to offerA wide variety of parts were on hand for almost

every brand of motorcycle out there and there were some jewelry and clothing vendors on hand as wellThere were only two vacant tables The traffic was good and the ANAVETS club did a brisk business selling breakfast and later lunchThe one thing I love about these season opener events is that a person gets to see people that

Continued from Previous Page

Continued Next Page

Chozen Breed Booth

Bear and Penny Bear and his bride Penny

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Continued from Previous Pagehave been in hibernation all winter Heck I saw people that I havenrsquot seen in two and three years and it was fantasticOur local Toys for Tots does amazing work in our community and they deserve the support of every dealer and rider in the region Their next event is the Kneez in the Breeze run on May 24th Check out their poster and if you can consider attending

it I know that I had a blast last yearI myself have to be at my Defense Fund Poker Run in Nisku at Blackjacks but if you are in Grande Prairie and area and are looking for a great group to ride and share the day with you wonrsquot find much finer that the guys and gals of Grande Prairie Toys for Tots

- BDB

Righteous Cycles

Righteous Cycles

Randy Cholach and sister Patty

Iron Sirens Booth

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Itrsquos a beautiful day and you feel like going for a ride on your ATV UTV or motorcycle On the trails along the roads and waterways or on the edge of the woods there are sometimes toxic plants that are dangerous to our health Poison Ivy is more common but others are not as well known such as Giant Hogweed To help you identify them when you make stops during these rides let me show in this article three toxic plants that you may come acrossGiant HogweedShort story Originating in the Caucasus it was probably introduced to North America as an ornamental plant It has since taken root and become widespread in many European countries as well as Australia New Zealand the United States and Canada In Quebec it is considered to be an invasive alien plantDescription It can measure 2 to 5 metres high and 30 centimetres to 1 metre after mowing or cutting Its stem is robust covered in white hairs and raspberry red to purple spots spread out and well defined The leaves can reach up to 15 metres

wide by 3 metres longToxic part Its sap (a colourless odourless liquid secreted by all parts of the plant)Effects Contact with the sap followed by exposure to the sun is odourless but can produce dermatitis up to 48 hours after exposure This is characterized by redness of the skin and swelling blisters or even skin lesions at times serious resembling first or second-degree burnsPlaces Disturbed wetlands (along waterways

ditches roads etc)Take note After the wounds heal brown or white spots can linger for many months or even years on the affected areas and they can remain sensitive to the lightCanadian provinces where it is found British Columbia Ontario Quebec New BrunswickSources Deacutevelopppement durable Environnement Faune et Parcs du gouvernement du Queacutebec Santeacute et services sociaux du Queacutebec (French version only) Espace pour la vie de MontreacutealWild ParsnipDescription The flowers have light yellow-green umbels The first year the plant generally presents a low rosette of fusiform leaves while the roots are developing and flowers in the second year on a long stem before dying

Continued Next Page

V I S I T U S A T

W W W K I M P E X N E W S C O MW W W K I M P E X C O M

Hog Weed

Wild Parsnip

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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Toxic part Its sapEffects Like the Giant Hogweed its sap contains chemical products which on human skin can cause reactions similar to serious burns rashes or blistersPlaces Disturbed environments (abandoned yards open fields alongside roads etc)Take note The plantrsquos chemical composition is known to reduce weight gain and decrease fertility in cattle that eat itCanadian provinces where it is found In all provinces and territories with the exception of NunavutSources Canadian Biodiversity Information Facility from Governement of Canada Ministry of Natural Resources from Governement of OntarioPoison IvyDescription A woody perennial plant with creeping climbing or bushy glossy leaves

Toxic part Its sap contains a toxic resin (present in all parts of the plant except the pollen) Any contact with a broken part of the plant a contaminated object or an animal runs the risk of provoking a reaction The seriousness of the reaction depends on individual sensitivity the amount of sap in contact with the skin and exposed areas of the body

Effects A rash manifested by intense itching and redness Swelling and blisters can also be seen all usually between 24 to 48 hours after contact

Places River banks clearings the edge of the woods along roads etc

Take note Inhalation of smoke coming from burning Poison Ivy plants provokes an extremely painful eruption of the lining of the lungs which can lead to respiratory problems and even death

Canadian provinces where it is found In all provinces with the exception of Newfoundland-Labrador

Sources Governement of Canada Health Espace pour la vie Montreacuteal

Continued from Previous Page

Poison Ivy

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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On May 7th the official Road Captain was announced for the 4th Annual Bob Probert Ride This yearrsquos honourary grand marshal is the beautifully talented Emmy Award nominated Jacqueline MacInnes

Wood Thatrsquos right our very own hometown Canadian actress disc jockey singer television host and skilled motorcycle rider will lead the estimated 1100 motorcycles on June 22nd from Thunder Road Harley-Davidson Born in Windsor Ontario she is best known for her role as Steffy Forrester on the long-running American soap opera The Bold and the Beautiful She is also the younger sister to Dani Probert the Event Co-Chair for the Bob Probert RideFor the past four years riders in vests leather boots and blue jeans revved their

engines honouring the late hockey player Bob Probert while benefitting cardiac care at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Itrsquos a fitting tribute given that Bob was a Harley-Davidson enthusiast himself and also loved participating in charity ridesJacqueline now joins the small list of past

Continued Next Page

Mike Bechard

2014 Bob Probert Ride Media LaunchON News Events

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road captains such as former hockey players and Bobrsquos teammates Tony Amonte Sheldon Kennedy and Chris Chelios All of whom led a brigade of motorcycles following a scenic routearound Windsor and Essex County riding along the water and through the county settings showcasing the arearsquos beautyThe route has planned stops in Amherstburg Colchester Belle River and the Riverside Sportsmenrsquos Club mdashthe final stop Each stop is unique and gives the riders an opportunity to get something to eat and drink while a chance to win some awesome prizes like autographed Original Six jerseysBob Probert was a local hockey icon and an enforcer who played in the National Hockey League

Continued from Previous Page

Continued Next Page

ON News Events

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for 16 seasons with the Detroit Red Wings and the Chicago Blackhawks He passed away in 2010 after suffering a heart attack while on his boat out on Lake St Clair Dani Probert Bobrsquos widow has been organizing the memorial ride since its inception in 2011 That year was especially significant because

it was the first year that she was actually able to process the overwhelming amount of supportIn the last three years motorcyclists werenrsquot the only ones who turned out for the memorial ridemdashthousands of spectators stood at the side of the road to cheer the riders on at the different stops All participants of the Bob Probert Ride have risen over $300000 to fund the expansion of the cardiac care unit at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Windsor unfortunately has one of the highest rates of cardiac emergencies in Canada and there is not enough room to meet the demands As a result routine procedures are often rescheduled to make way for emergency cases Dani Probert and the hospital boardrsquos ultimate goal are to make the unit open 247 and have two beds available for angioplasty instead of just oneItrsquos hard to put into words how the communityrsquos support has helped Dani and her four children Brogan Tierney Jack and Declyn after such an immense loss In addition the family looks forward to this yearrsquos ride being even bigger with riders from

all over including Michigan paying homage to their father ldquoThe Enforcerrdquo Bob ProbertThe date for the 2014 Bob Probert Ride is June 22nd and all up-to-date information can be found on the website wwwprobertridecomRide safe ride freeMike ldquoChopperrdquo Bechard

Continued from Previous Page

ON News Events

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The 2014 ldquoRide for MSrdquo now in its 6th year is on Sunday September 21 2014 Shar Good Event Organizer recounts ldquoIt has been a learning experience receiving the help of Mike Bechard of the Lone Wolf Clubhouse back in the beginning to bring to life my dream of an event such as this since my diagnosis of Multiple

Sclerosis in 1985 I wanted to make a difference and help in any way I couldrdquo Good explains ldquoMultiple Sclerosis is the most commonly diagnosed neurological disease found in individuals between the ages of 15 to 40mdashthis area of Southwestern Ontario has a high number of affected people Reports from local neurologists tell us that approximately 700 to 800 citizens in our area have been diagnosedGood went on to say ldquoAll motorcycle riders are welcome to participate in the Ride for MS poker run to benefit the Windsor-Essex County Chapter of the MS Society of Canada This great ride starts and ends with a full course family style dinner at the Columbus Center of South Windsor 2014 Columbus Drive in Windsor Registration begins at 900AM and will run until 1030AM Registration Fees are as follows Rider $30 (FREE with $100 in Pledges) Passenger $20 (Free with $100 in Pledges) Participants are encouraged to collect pledges to receive pledge awards that start at $200 with Gas Cards awarded for pledges starting at $250 The Pledge Award Tier is provided on the pledge sheet available for download at wwwlonewolfclubhousecom and wwwmssocietycachaptersessexcommunityhtm The first stop of the poker run will be The Leaf in Windsor where you are welcome to have a full breakfast from the menu followed by stops at The

Sandbar Waterfront Grill (providing lunch specials) Birdiersquos Perch out in Leamington (providing FREE bottled water) the Pelee Island Winery in Kingsville (providing FREE wine tasting) Crabby Joersquos in Essex with the last optional stop being at Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery where you will receive a 6th optional card for your poker handrdquo Shar goes on to explain the 6th poker stop is optional giving you an extra chance to get either the Best or Worst Poker Hand of the day and win a prize for each Six stops in total are allocated along the 100 mile route Itrsquos so much fun itrsquos wonderful to be able to host a fundraiser that puts a smile on everyonersquos facerdquo Once back at the Columbus Center of S Windsor there is a family style dinner and an opportunity to participate in a 5050 Draw a Chinese Auction and a Gift Certificate Grab Bag There are Door Prizes for the ride participants using their Free Door Prize ticket they received upon Registration Good goes on to welcome non-riders as there are DINNER ONLY TICKETS available for $25 each and when purchasing in a set of 2 tickets a tax receipt for $20 will be issued Shar reiterates ldquoBikers Sponsors Volunteers amp Contributors to the event make it happen We have been blessed in the past and again this year with this event being sponsored by DIAMOND SPONSORSHIPS Biz X The Leaf Families First amp Leather King and RUBY SPONSORSHIPS UNIFOR Local 444 Robinson Motorcycle Avon Canada Fran Sales CrsquoEst Bon Lone Wolf Clubhouse Comfort Inn Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery Pelee Island Winery Sandbar Waterfront Grill Steversquos Auto Shine Birdiersquos Perch Canadian Tire (Tecumseh Rd E Windsor) Molson Coors and Belt Drive Betty The contributions of businesses in our community of door prizes and auction items add personality to the event

Good is happy to report ldquoTo date the Ride for MS has raised $33900 that has been used in assisting those with MS to subsidize the purchase of much needed assisted that enhance the quality of their

Continued Next Page

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livesrdquo As Event Planner amp Creator Good observes first hand how the money raised facilitates those living with multiple sclerosis Having MS herself she works with the Windsor-Essex County Chapter as a past board member aiding their membership almost on a daily basis Good reflects on her past involvement with the society and what she learned ldquoI was amazed with how much the special equipment cost and was surprised with the amounts that were not covered The depths that the society had to go through to make sure people with MS got

the equipment they needed when they needed it amazed merdquo This is where the Ride for MS and the funds raised from this event come into play ldquoThe society informs the participant of this event annually at the dinner as to how the funds raised were used which is importantrdquo says Good ldquothe feeling you get when a recipient of these funds find out you are a participant of the event that helped them obtain a piece of equipment gives you a hug and says thank you is surrealrdquoJoin us on Sunday September 21st and make someonersquos wish for a better quality of life become a reality For more information you may contact Shar at (519) 798-3858 or by email at shar54xplornetca SUBJECT Ride for MS

ON News Events

Whatever you do in life always give 100 Unless yoursquore

donating blood

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Grand Bendrsquos ldquoVintage Bike DaysrdquoThis years Annual ldquoShow amp Shinerdquo event will be held in Grand Bend and takes place on Sunday July 20 2014 from 1000am until around 1pm right on Grand Bendrsquos Main Street (exact location will be announced soon)Again this year there is no registration fee no official judging no vendors and itrsquos NOT a swap-meet but there will be a group ride from Main Street to the Grand Bend MOTORPLEX Raceway

to enjoy the Vintage Road Racing Associations ldquoSUMMER CLASSICrdquo EventVintage related club and group displays are encouragedJust show up and proudly show off your scooters and motorcycles All makes and models of Vintage amp Classic bikes are most welcomeFind us on Facebook httpwwwfacebookcompagesGrand-Bends-Vintage-Bike-Days204561802964090sk=wallampapp_data

HHR RouteDetails are here We are assembling in front of the HQ building at CFB Trenton with the ride departing at 1145 Due to some issues related to our permit that could not be resolved in the short time remaining before our Ride we in the interest in safety and the show must go on have decided to move our Rally to the Whitby Entertainment Centrum This is where the ride will end It is the same location as our assembly last yearJoin us as we welcome home our HEROES as the mission has ended in Afghanistan for our Canadian ForcesHope to see many of you there

ON Events

2930 Haldimand Road 20 Cayuga1st Annual Autism Rodeo amp Family Day Charity Event to raise funds for Autism

11am-5pm Family Time bull Live bands ~ TBAbull Kids Gamesbull Face Paintingbull Free BBQ amp Drink with admission

5pm-2am Adults ONLY~Rodeo Timebull Motorcycle Gamesbull Show N Shine bull Pig Roastbull Live Bands ~ TBAbull Beer Kegs

Overnight Camping (Adults Only) Sponsors

raquo Motorcycle Enhancements raquo Tattz AndCompany raquo Black widow paintball amp Airsoftl raquo Mainway Sports raquo Action Auto raquo Paula Manto Swick Registered Disability

Savings Plan Rep raquo CrazeePaint Airbrushing

VendorsTattz AndCompanyBlack widow Paintball amp AirsoftPaula Manto Swick Registered Disability Savings Plan Rep

All proceeds go to Autism Awarenes

Autism Rodeo amp Family Day - August 2nd 2014

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Why a round pizza gets delivered in a square box

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ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo Winner of Combined SOAR and RACE Events Get CSBK National Support (csbkca)This Ontario motorcycle roadracing season sanctioning groups SOAR and RACE are working together with a pair of Series race

weekends SOAR is hosting the RACE group at Grand Bend Raceway on June 13-15 while RACE returns the favor by hosting SOAR racers at Shannonville Motorsport Park June 27-29 As part of this co-promotion Dunlop racing tire distributor Pro 6 Cycle and the National Mopar CSBK organizing group have also joined up to provide a special bonus for Amateur Sport Bike

Continued Next Page

Dunlop Amateur Showdown winner to get National support

Sports - News Events

ADULTA person who has stopped

growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle

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class (approx 600cc) competitors A two round points-paying Series will recognize the appropriate Sport Bike-type class races at the SOAR and RACE-hosted events determining the top rising star in that category The racer who achieves the best combined result from the two race ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo will receive a competition award sponsoring their entry for the final Amateur Sport Bike Mopar CSBK National rounds at Canadian Tire Motorsport Park August 15-17Dunlop distributor Pro 6 Cycle and CSBK will supply competitor entry and racing tires to the winner of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo for the

CTMP National weekend The entry will include both Saturday and Sunday Amateur Sport Bike double header rounds with the successful Amateur competitor receiving a maximum of six Dunlop DOT-type class appropriate racing tires for use during the three day eventThe winning competitor must not have held a Pro motorcycle roadracing License nor can they have competed in more than two previous National races SOAR and RACE organizers will be the final judges of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo and ensure that all competitors respect the structure and spirit of the bonus competitionFor more information please check the SOAR (soaracingca) and RACE Events (Shannonvillecom) official web sites

Sports - News Events

DatesMay 16thJune 20thJuly 25thAugust 15thSeptember 12th

Registration opens at 5pm on the day of the event followed by racing at 7pm All racers must havevalid motorcycle drivers licensefull faced Snell 05 approved helmetgauntlet style leather glovesleather jacketleather bootscompetitors exceeding 120 mph will be required to wear full leathersMotorcycles must be in good working order and will be required to pass tech inspection prior to their first pass CLICK HERE for additional information on the Mission Raceway Park and their street legal Friday night races

2014 CMDRA Bracket Racing at Mission Raceway

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Sports Events

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

THE 27th

THREE DAY

May 171819 ndash 2014 ndash at Scotch Creek

All usual Classes ndash Entry $25 per day - $10 Vintage - Kids free

The Old Guy in 1971

Dean Seaman 2014

171819 ndash 2014 ndash171819 ndash 2014 ndash

This year the event will enter a new era with a two day Modern Trial

Total results will count for the overall Championship

Round 2 in Rocky Mountain House ABRound 3 in Ymir BC

We also have planned a Kids Trialon the Saturday night for

Both Electric and engine powered bikes Camping is good with Porta -Potties on site

Call for details of Motels etc

Phone Outlaw Dave for further info (250) 545-6139Directions - Follow the road to Scotch Creek from Hiway one West of Sorrento Then turn left

At Leopold road at the top of the hill after you leave town (Tire sign on left) red arrows from that point

A big thanks to the land owners for the use of this fantastic area

Modern Trial - Saturday amp Sunday - Vintage Monday Start time 10am all three days

13 13 13 13 13 13

For13 Immediate13 Release13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 May13 813 201413 13 CMDRA13 Announces13 Revised13 201413 Schedule13 13 The13 Canadian13 Motorcycle13 Drag13 Racing13 Association13 is13 releasing13 details13 of13 their13 updated13 201413 schedule13 The13 six13 race13 series13 which13 includes13 events13 in13 British13 Columbia13 Alberta13 and13 Ontario13 required13 revision13 following13 the13 unexpected13 announcement13 of13 the13 suspension13 of13 operations13 at13 one13 of13 the13 venues13 included13 in13 the13 original13 schedule13 13

Revised13 201413 Schedule13 June13 141513 13 Grand13 Bend13 Motorplex13 Grand13 Bend13 ON13 June13 2213 (113 day13 event)13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 July13 121313 13 13 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13 August13 232413 13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 Fort13 St13 John13 BC13 September13 6713 13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 September13 272813 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13

13

13 13

13 CMDRA13 Executive13 Director13 Kevin13 Shupac13 commented13 ldquoThe13 CMDRA13 is13 sincerely13 thankful13 for13 the13 support13 the13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 and13 Castrol13 Raceway13 and13 all13 of13 the13 tracks13 the13 CMDRA13 will13 visit13 in13 201413 We13 would13 also13 like13 to13 thank13 our13 members13 for13 their13 patience13 during13 the13 past13 four13 weeksrdquo13 13 13

13 13

infocmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 13 wwwcmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 1877580900813 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 TwitterCMDRA201413 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 Facebook13 CMDRA13

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR After your hands become coated with

grease your nose will begin to itch

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Did you know that BeltDriveBettycom has the most comprehensive database of Canadian Riding Clubs on the on the internet Wersquove revamped our Riding Club directory and wersquod like to know what you think Itrsquos indexed by Province and by Type of Riding Club for easy browsing

bull Brand Specificbull Cruising and Touringbull Military bull Lifestylebull Occupation-Relatedbull Rider Rights and Freedomsbull Vintagebull Sportsbull Womenrsquos Riding Clubsbull Motorcycle Ministries

httpwwwbeltdrivebettycomcommunityriding-clubs

TIP OF THE WEEK RIDING CLUBS section REVAMPED

on Facebook has photo albums for each province and month filled with tons of events

httpwwwfacebookcomCanadianMotorcycleEventsphotos_albums

Visit our page and go to the photos link once there click on albums to find the Province and month you are interested in

You can also use our national calendars at wwwcanadianmotorcycleeventscom - filled with even more event information you can sort them right down to only one province and they are highly shareable

Our CANADIAN MOTORCYCLE EVENTS

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

ldquoIf yoursquore going to kill each other do it outside I just finished cleaningrdquo

Website Tip of the Week

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Tides roll in and tides roll out

There arenrsquot too many things in life that are predictable but ocean tides are one of them

Our family just returned from a short vacation on a Vancouver Island beach and I found the tides fascinating

Incoming tides covered the beach and at high tide you could literally see all the sandcastles wood forts and creations literally disappear under the water never to be seen again

The outgoing tides revealed a clean fresh canvas and some sea-life caught in the tidal pools left behind or laying helplessly on the beach Seagulls swooped down to shell covered areas of the beach in search of oysters that had been stranded on the half kilometer sandy beach as the eagles hovered above looking for their next snack

I could not help but think about the lsquoTides of Lifersquo where we know that until our number comes up and we face eternal judgment each day the sun will come up we will spend time with those people whom we love (family friends) and with people whom we would most likely prefer not to be spending time with (school work) and we will experience all the good and not so good that the

tides of life bring our way Night will come and in the morning we will repeat the cycle all over again

As a born-again believer I felt the tide analogy was an appropriate one The ocean washes away everything left on the beach and when we ask Christ for the forgiveness of our sins he literally washes them away Check out this verse from ldquoOur Ownerrsquos Manual for Liferdquo found in Psalm 103 verse 12 ldquoHe has removed our sins as far from us as the east is from the westrdquo

Our biker church exists to take the ldquoGood Newsrdquo and the ldquoSalvation Messagerdquo to un-churched bikers here on the West Coast In fact our prayer is that the Holy Spirit would become like a raging wildfire touching the hearts and lives of bikers resulting in an assurance of eternity with our Jesus in heaven and a life on this earth that takes on new meaning and purpose

If you think riding your scoot along a seaside highway on a hot summerrsquos day is something special just wait until you do it when Jesus Christ is at the controls of your lifehellip there is no greater lsquohighrsquo and bigger lsquorushrsquo than this All it takes is a few short words ask Jesus to forgive you for your sins tell him you that you want him to be Lord of your life Follow this up with prayer and bible reading and oh yeahhellip believe that he does in fact lsquohave your backrsquo in this life

Ride safe Ride true

Pastor Chuck

Canadian Riders Support Program Network

By joining the Canadian Riders Support Program you volunteer to provide assistance to broken down riders in your area This assistance may include providing information about nearby repair shops towing accommodations making phone calls providing directions etc While some Canadian Riders have expressed that they would be able to provide help with tools wrenching towing and even temporary accommodations the level of assistance you may provide is totally up to you as you feel comfortable and safe to do soLetrsquos face it most of us have been there away from home and broke down by the side of the road Canadian Rider Members are also listed in Belt Drive Bettyrsquos Little Black Book a resource directory currently carried in the saddlebags of thousands of Canadian Riders As a ldquoThank Yourdquo from Belt Drive Betty Canadian Riders Support Network Members receive The Busted Knuckle Chronicles E-Subscription free of charge

Come join us at httpwwwcanadianridersca

Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events

Pastor Chuck

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G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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ON News - ON Events

If everything seems to be going well you have obviously

overlooked something

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Classified Ad of the Week

2002 Tiny Mite Cargo Trailer

Stock CTRL0033 Colour Blue Features Very clean trailer in excellent condition tons of storage good quality cargo trailer at a good price

Price $ 2495 CAD NO GST

Contact

Trike Zone

(780) 389-3344

Mulhurst Bay AB

Email edwardtrikezonecom

ON Events - Classified AD of the Week

Upcoming ON EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

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Join Veterans Law Enforement First Responders and their supporters from both Canada and the US on this overnight cross border ride to Wenatchee Washington June 7th 2014Check out httpcanamveteransrideweeblycom for details laquoHalf The Fun is Getting Thereraquo

Support Our Troops

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Support Our Troops

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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Support Our Troops

Upcoming SOT EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

Are you a veteran who owns a businessWould you like to promote your products or services but find advertising expensive

Get 50 off your first 6 months of advertisingContact Belt Drive Betty to find out about the

Veteranrsquos Business Starter Programbdbettygmailcom

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Tee Shirts Patches amp More in the BDB Store

We appreciate your support

wwwbdbstorecom

QC EVENTS

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What did the elephant say to the naked man How do you breathe through that

tiny thing

Ah lsquoFridayrsquo my second favorite F-word

August 7 - 10 2014 - In the Heart of Downtown MonctonThe MotoMoncton Festival was first launched in August of 2011 with motorcyclists from near and taking over Monctonrsquos downtown core This three-day event featured motorcycle stunt shows a burnout competition group rides throughout Southeastern New Brunswick a bike cruise through Moncton live entertainment on Main Street and much moreIn 2012 the City of Moncton was pleased to host another weekend of motorcycle madness in downtown Moncton and to welcome bikers from across the region and across the country as the city hosted both MotoMoncton and the 17th Canadian National Harley Owners Group Rally Moncton was honoured to be chosen as host city for this national event and together with MotoMoncton the HOG Rally proved to be yet another exciting motorcycle weekend in the cityThis past August 2013 MotoMoncton organizers were yet again pleased to host another successful weekend of exciting activity with thousands visiting the festival grounds throughout the weekend

The festival an initiative of the City of Moncton is made possible by the support of various partners including Downtown Moncton Centre-Ville Inc various local motorcycle dealers and clubs and other community partners

For more information and sponsorship enquiries please contact 506-383-7020 506-877-7700 of by Email infomotomonctoncaOr visit motomonctonca

MOTO MONCTON NB EVENTS

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What are three words a woman never wants to hear when shersquos making love ldquoHoney Irsquom homerdquo

NB EVENTS

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club would be very pleased if you would help support our up coming charity event in support of the DECH Childrenrsquos Ward

This year our Toy Ride takes place June 14th 2014 We are celebrating our 30th Ride Register early to receive a limited Edition 30th Anniversary Shirt

Registration forms online at

httpfrederictonmotorcycleclubcaHomephp

The ride begins at the parking lot of the Canadian Tire Two Nations Crossing (North Side) On site registration between 930 am amp 1045 am Ride begins at 11 am sharp

The Motorcyclist will enjoy a scenic country ride via Nashwack Bridge to Stanley At the Stanley school there will be a barbeque Show-N-Shine 5050 draw silent auction etc

The group will return via the Royal Road ending up at the DECH for the presentations of the Toys and monies raised to the Child Life Unit of the DECH

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club has been the most consistent supporter of the DECH Childrenrsquos Life Unit since 1985 All of the funds raised and Toys collected go to the hospitalized Children

Please share this email with all your friends Help us Brighten A Childrsquos Stay

Fredricton Motorcycle Club Toy Ride

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Where Royal Canadian Legion Branch 350 Port DalhousieWhen Saturday 7 June Blessing starts 11am followed by the Show and Shine

Show and Shine Entry fee $1000

11 trophies up for grabsbull Best in Show 1st 2nd 3rd placebull Best cruiser 1st amp 2nd placebull Best touring 1st and 2nd placebull Best sport bike 1st amp 2nd placebull Best sport touring 1st amp 2nd place

BBQ burgers and sausage on a bun for sale 5050 draw coffee and donutsAll proceeds to support the Royal Canadian Legion Port DalhousieI challenge all Bike clubs in the Niagara area to attend this wonderful event Hosted by the Working Stiffs Riding ClubCanadian Legion Branch 350 Located at 600 Ontario St St Catharines ON L2N 7P8 (Known as Port Dalhousie ) 905-934-1261 Please use Joe Caruso as a contact andor myself Joes email address is kawasaki07bellnet andor faronleonardhotmailcom Thank You look forward to meeting some day

Blessing of the Motorbikersquos and Show and Shine

NB News Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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Actor WisdomThere are four questions of value in lifehellip What is sacred Of what is the spirit made What is worth living for and what is worth dying for The answer to each is the same Only love~ Johnny Depp

Polymath WisdomBelieve none of what you hear and half of what you see- Benjamin Franklin

Spiritual Leader WisdomHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else yoursquore the one who gets burned ~ Buddha

Educator WisdomPeople who consider themselves victims of their circumstances will always remain victims unless they develop a greater vision for their lives ~ Stedman Graham~

Spiritual Teacher WisdomIt is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living ~ Eckhart Tolle

Lithographer WisdomA positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort ndash Herm Albright

I just got back from a pleasure trip I took my mother-in-law to

the airport

WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events

R RWYZWMNrsquoSWORDS TO THE WISE

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Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

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I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

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A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

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Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

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  • bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events
  • SK News - Word Search
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  • The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener
  • Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful
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  • QC Events
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Boy calls 911 Hello I need your help

911 Alright What is it

Boy Two girls are fighting over me

911 So whatrsquos your emergency

Boy The ugly one is winning

AB Events

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Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

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AB Events

Facing noise bylaws that single out motorcycles

Contact MODEL for assistance no matter what province in

Canada you live in wwwmodeledmontoncom

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Serving Riders in AlbertaBC Yukon and NWT

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Proud sponsors of

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The Canadian Paraplegic Association

Someone stole all my credit cards but I wonrsquot be

reporting it Thethief spends less than my wife did

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Get your event information to us - we cannot promote what we donrsquot have

an informed community is a strong communityeventsbeltdrivebettycom

AB Events

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Phone (780) 955-2581

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Phone (780) 955-2336wwwblackjacksroadhousecom

TEXTING CODES FOR SENIOR CITIZENS AS FOLLOWS

ATD - At the Doctorrsquos

BFF - Best Friendrsquos Funeral

BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth [this one is very hilarious]

CBM - Covered by Medicare

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Busted Knuckle ChroniclescopyThe

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

AB Events

Upcoming ab EventsAll Events

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When We RideTalk with a group of riders and yoursquoll soon realize that the reasons we choose to ride a motorcycle are very different for each and every one of us The riding community in Saskatchewan is made up of a very diverse and broad group of people Many of us ride alone or with a few friends never joining or belonging to a club organization or group We simply plate our motorcycles and ride every chance we get

In 2013 there were 27439 motorcycles registered (at some part of the riding season by either plates

or permits) These motorcycles were registered in 626 different locations We are literally spread ALL OVER this province

All of us do share 4 common things1 the roads we ride on2 the traffic we ride with3 the reality that we all have zero control over

what another driver rider is going to do when in traffic on the highway in a parking lot or basically anywhere

4 that we need to be aware alert and riding for any and all situations at all times

It does not matter how long yoursquove been riding the type of motorcycle you are riding your age the others you may be riding with the length of your hair how cool your jacket is the type of gear to choose to (or not to) wear and on and on and on

The only thing that matters is how much you are paying attention when you are riding and that you are riding to your own personal ability as a rider

In Saskatchewan the top major reasons a motorcyclist uses when an accident does occur are

1 Inattention - yeshellipmotorcyclists use this as a reason when they have an accident

2 Road condition excessive loose gravel ndash ride for the conditions of the road you seeing in front of you and that you are on Loose gravel and dirt on the road surface is a huge problem all year roundhellipnot just till the roads are cleaned in the Cities

3 Driver inexperience confusion ndash there are a lot of new riders out there and riders who are returning to their motorcycles after many years This has nothing to do with the age of a rider

4 Wild life (animals) ndash yes we do a lot of riding where there is wild life

5 Careless Driving Stunting ndash going too fast passing improperly following too closely etc

This information was taken from a Causation Study done from 2007 ndash 2012 by Traffic Safety Services ndash SGI

So when you get on your motorcycle for the first time this seasonhellipand every time you ride Please rememberhellip

bull ride like you will never be given the right of way

bull ride like you are never seenbull watch the conditions of the road you

are riding on at all timesBe defensive alert aware and always on guard

Rhonda CwynarPresident RAGERiders Against Government Exploitation

RAGE - SK Events

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B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONrsquoT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF ALL MY FRIENDS ARE MAD BECAUSE THEY THINK I AM

SHOUTING AT THEM OVER INTERNET PLEASE HELP

We always hold hands If I let go she shops

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Special thanks to Sven Bernard of Johnny Pag Motorcycles of Canada for donating the bike that the

Canadian Legion of Riders in North Battleford Saskatchewan won

They are raffling it off to raise funds for their projects

Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle

NAME

ADDRESS

PHONE

1st Prize Custom Painted Johnny Pag Motorcycle valued at $8500 supplied by Johnny Pag Motorcycles of Canada amp Belt Drive Betty WC Distributing 1-780-881-56782nd Prize Autographed Andrew Albers Minnesota Twins Jersey3rd Prize Autographed Bobby Hull Chicago Black Hawks Jersey Proceeds to Veteran related charities

Canadian Legion of Riders Charity RaffleDraw July 13 2014 at Rockinrsquo the Rink Meota SK at Midnight

Lottery Licence RR13-0504

Tickets $5 each

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Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List

Saskatchewan Ride for SightElbow Arena and Fairgrounds

Save the Date June 20 - 22 2014

Pondarosa MH amp RV ParkLocated on Trans Canada Highway

east side of Swift Current SK Ph (306) 773-5000

Open all year

RV and Tenting sites creekside ~Full or Partial Hook-ups BathroomsShowers ~ Laundry Facilities ~ Internet

CAA Approved

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FreedomIt is a hard concept to really truly wrap your mind around We here in the west are quick to pound our chest and proclaim that we are the proud and free The sad thing is freedom is a mirage lingering on the horizon For many of us we work an honest day work ride our bikes in the mean time we complain about politics to our friends but we never really do anything about it other than some grumbles We could be plopped down in any part of the world and our lives would change very little That is not freedom - only the allusion of freedom

As we sit idly by watching our police forces militarize we blindly seek out more rules more regulations Irsquom not sure what the tipping point was what had caused us to shift our focus from freedom true freedom to regulation I do remember growing up in the seventies We didnrsquot have clasps and locks on the cabinets our mothers never absently minded left us in the kitchen by ourselves When I was bad in school I was sent to the Principalrsquos office and was punished by a leather strap across my behind (I still donrsquot swear)

Trying out for sport teams was a try out Not everyone made the team The ones that didnrsquot spent the year shooting pucks into pails snagging baseballs rolling off of roofs until we were good enough to make the team the next year We had winners and losers and even in the playground

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

Continued Next Page

-bad Uncle Monkey

bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events

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when the next goal won each and every one of us knew exactly what the score was and who the real winner was It drove us to be better Sports were not for everyone though Those that didnrsquot excel on the field read books created art Of my friends growing up some went on to play in the NHL my cousin is a mover and shaker in Silicon Valley designing and programming many of the things we use today Others became mechanics and plumbers-the blue collar workers who keep this world running Yet others became doctors and lawyers others became successful actors and musicians teachers and mothers But somewhere someone decide to level the playing field that we were all special little stars Everyone made the team everyone got a medal That it wasnrsquot fair that someone would succeed where others couldnrsquot That parenting should fall on someone elsersquos shoulder - daycares teachers the government Society forgot that it was suppose to be harder for the asthma kid with the deformed leg to play sports Society forgot that those disadvantaged who truly wanted and worked hard still found success We threw away personal responsibility personal accountability If a person backs over a kid in their driveway its not because they are a bad driver

not because they are a bad parent not because they were not paying attention - it is because the company didnrsquot put sensors on the back of the car If a kid shoots up a school its not because of mental illness not because of bad parenting or teaching

- its because the government didnrsquot take away our guns (Considering the recent rash of stabbings in schools and malls it is obvious that person will use any and all things) Each of these small steps was on our freedom pushing it a little farther down into the dirt Our last freedom is freedom of speech that Irsquom allowed to speak my mind here Freedom as long as Irsquom mindful of sponsors event organizersWhen will we regain our freedom Should we regain our freedom Read K Randall Ballrsquos Sam Chopper Orwell to find out what will happen if we donrsquot

-bad Uncle Monkey

E K D M Q T V M Y M B M M G I S M T S O Y E M N T E I E E Q Z X E E A E O O B R I A H N P N I J R A N C L D G B C C A C H S B A C I T D I L U E I M S H I I E T A G S R I D E N D G M U T A M D T R I E K C N R N M E R I D E N U N L U L O A E E H M M C E M N R G A E O U G N M M P S Z R O M E A I M F M V M C M E N S T R U A L R R R A N K E Y H N M H I V V W O P E O X N C R A N S F A A S B M Z M Y R M J S U Y A E L L D A E T S E R E M E M T M M S E M E M O R I A L I Z E M L E E W Z X C A E M E N A C I N G U R N A I L E H P O T S I H P E M C A A O R M E R I T E D X N E L U I C G H O R T Q X S A Y L E R E M T I E Z M Q M E K V R R W V Z B D N O R C E W S I T I H P E M L B N E U Y P M S H R E T I R O M E M X M S

MEMORANDUMBOOKMEMORIALISTMEMORIALIZEMEMORIALSMEMORITERMEMORIZEMEMSAHIBMENACINGMENAGEMENAGERYMENDICANCYMENDICANTMENDICATEMENDICITYMENSES

MENSTRUALMENSTRUUMMENTICULTUREMEPHISTOPHELIANMEPHITICMEPHITISMERACIOUSMERCATUREMERCHANGMANMERELLESMERELYMERESTEADMERFOLKMERGEDMERITED

Continued from Previous Page

bad Uncle Monkey - Word Search Belt Drive BettyrsquosWordsearchR R

How come we put a man on the moon before realizing it would be a good idea to put

wheels on suitcases

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Dare to KnowWhat your body

needs to heal itself

The BodyTalk Systemwith Practitioner Bev Groot

To book an appointment or find out more about the BodyTalk System call

3069815686

Upcoming SK EventsAll Events

Select arrows to view events

You might be a redneck if yoursquove been married 3 times and you still have the

same in laws

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My mother taught me about TIME TRAVELldquoIf you donrsquot straighten up Irsquom going to knock you into the middle of next weekrdquo

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The Grande Prairie Toys for Tots season opener

by Belt Drive Betty

Our local Grande Prairie Toys for Tots group hosts a number of events all riding seasonThe first of those events was their annual swap meet which was held at the Army Navy Air Force Club on Saturday May 10thThere was great participation from the business community with vendors like Bear Biker Wear coming all the way from Bonnyville and Bentleyrsquos from Crestomere in central Alberta adding to the local vendorsA couple of the riding clubs were on hand and I got to interview Manimal of the Chozen Breed and Barb from the Iron Sirens ndash two great local riding clubs that are growing here in Grande Prairie

in search of

lost indians

Pages 1 - 8by Ken Aiken

Continued Next Page

Bentleys Motosicle Pain Tin

Contents

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener

35-37 The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener38-39 Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful40-44 ON News Events45-48 ON Events49-50 Sport - News Events51 Sports Events52 Website Tip of the Week53 Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events54-56 ON Events57 ON Events - Classified AD of the Week58-60 Support Our Troops61 QC Events62 Moto Moncton NB Events63 NB Events64 NB News Events65 WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events66-68 NS Events69-70 NL Events

Irsquove been in love with the same woman or 49 years If my wife ever

finds out shersquoll kill me

RR

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I also got some time with Jamie the new president of Toys for Tots and Seth the new vice presidentThese two along with the rest of the board and volunteers did a great job of organizing the event and by the looks of things they are on to a

ragingly successful season They have a ton of events planned to support our local kidsOther vendors included Uncle Buckrsquos ndash they make the BEST beef jerky around this part of the country and members of the Grandview Hutterite colony were out with some amazing gloves both gauntlets and working gloves The quality of the tanning dying and stitching is utterly fabulous Righteous Cycles was the only local bike shop on hand but they had lots to offerA wide variety of parts were on hand for almost

every brand of motorcycle out there and there were some jewelry and clothing vendors on hand as wellThere were only two vacant tables The traffic was good and the ANAVETS club did a brisk business selling breakfast and later lunchThe one thing I love about these season opener events is that a person gets to see people that

Continued from Previous Page

Continued Next Page

Chozen Breed Booth

Bear and Penny Bear and his bride Penny

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Continued from Previous Pagehave been in hibernation all winter Heck I saw people that I havenrsquot seen in two and three years and it was fantasticOur local Toys for Tots does amazing work in our community and they deserve the support of every dealer and rider in the region Their next event is the Kneez in the Breeze run on May 24th Check out their poster and if you can consider attending

it I know that I had a blast last yearI myself have to be at my Defense Fund Poker Run in Nisku at Blackjacks but if you are in Grande Prairie and area and are looking for a great group to ride and share the day with you wonrsquot find much finer that the guys and gals of Grande Prairie Toys for Tots

- BDB

Righteous Cycles

Righteous Cycles

Randy Cholach and sister Patty

Iron Sirens Booth

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Itrsquos a beautiful day and you feel like going for a ride on your ATV UTV or motorcycle On the trails along the roads and waterways or on the edge of the woods there are sometimes toxic plants that are dangerous to our health Poison Ivy is more common but others are not as well known such as Giant Hogweed To help you identify them when you make stops during these rides let me show in this article three toxic plants that you may come acrossGiant HogweedShort story Originating in the Caucasus it was probably introduced to North America as an ornamental plant It has since taken root and become widespread in many European countries as well as Australia New Zealand the United States and Canada In Quebec it is considered to be an invasive alien plantDescription It can measure 2 to 5 metres high and 30 centimetres to 1 metre after mowing or cutting Its stem is robust covered in white hairs and raspberry red to purple spots spread out and well defined The leaves can reach up to 15 metres

wide by 3 metres longToxic part Its sap (a colourless odourless liquid secreted by all parts of the plant)Effects Contact with the sap followed by exposure to the sun is odourless but can produce dermatitis up to 48 hours after exposure This is characterized by redness of the skin and swelling blisters or even skin lesions at times serious resembling first or second-degree burnsPlaces Disturbed wetlands (along waterways

ditches roads etc)Take note After the wounds heal brown or white spots can linger for many months or even years on the affected areas and they can remain sensitive to the lightCanadian provinces where it is found British Columbia Ontario Quebec New BrunswickSources Deacutevelopppement durable Environnement Faune et Parcs du gouvernement du Queacutebec Santeacute et services sociaux du Queacutebec (French version only) Espace pour la vie de MontreacutealWild ParsnipDescription The flowers have light yellow-green umbels The first year the plant generally presents a low rosette of fusiform leaves while the roots are developing and flowers in the second year on a long stem before dying

Continued Next Page

V I S I T U S A T

W W W K I M P E X N E W S C O MW W W K I M P E X C O M

Hog Weed

Wild Parsnip

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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Toxic part Its sapEffects Like the Giant Hogweed its sap contains chemical products which on human skin can cause reactions similar to serious burns rashes or blistersPlaces Disturbed environments (abandoned yards open fields alongside roads etc)Take note The plantrsquos chemical composition is known to reduce weight gain and decrease fertility in cattle that eat itCanadian provinces where it is found In all provinces and territories with the exception of NunavutSources Canadian Biodiversity Information Facility from Governement of Canada Ministry of Natural Resources from Governement of OntarioPoison IvyDescription A woody perennial plant with creeping climbing or bushy glossy leaves

Toxic part Its sap contains a toxic resin (present in all parts of the plant except the pollen) Any contact with a broken part of the plant a contaminated object or an animal runs the risk of provoking a reaction The seriousness of the reaction depends on individual sensitivity the amount of sap in contact with the skin and exposed areas of the body

Effects A rash manifested by intense itching and redness Swelling and blisters can also be seen all usually between 24 to 48 hours after contact

Places River banks clearings the edge of the woods along roads etc

Take note Inhalation of smoke coming from burning Poison Ivy plants provokes an extremely painful eruption of the lining of the lungs which can lead to respiratory problems and even death

Canadian provinces where it is found In all provinces with the exception of Newfoundland-Labrador

Sources Governement of Canada Health Espace pour la vie Montreacuteal

Continued from Previous Page

Poison Ivy

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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On May 7th the official Road Captain was announced for the 4th Annual Bob Probert Ride This yearrsquos honourary grand marshal is the beautifully talented Emmy Award nominated Jacqueline MacInnes

Wood Thatrsquos right our very own hometown Canadian actress disc jockey singer television host and skilled motorcycle rider will lead the estimated 1100 motorcycles on June 22nd from Thunder Road Harley-Davidson Born in Windsor Ontario she is best known for her role as Steffy Forrester on the long-running American soap opera The Bold and the Beautiful She is also the younger sister to Dani Probert the Event Co-Chair for the Bob Probert RideFor the past four years riders in vests leather boots and blue jeans revved their

engines honouring the late hockey player Bob Probert while benefitting cardiac care at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Itrsquos a fitting tribute given that Bob was a Harley-Davidson enthusiast himself and also loved participating in charity ridesJacqueline now joins the small list of past

Continued Next Page

Mike Bechard

2014 Bob Probert Ride Media LaunchON News Events

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road captains such as former hockey players and Bobrsquos teammates Tony Amonte Sheldon Kennedy and Chris Chelios All of whom led a brigade of motorcycles following a scenic routearound Windsor and Essex County riding along the water and through the county settings showcasing the arearsquos beautyThe route has planned stops in Amherstburg Colchester Belle River and the Riverside Sportsmenrsquos Club mdashthe final stop Each stop is unique and gives the riders an opportunity to get something to eat and drink while a chance to win some awesome prizes like autographed Original Six jerseysBob Probert was a local hockey icon and an enforcer who played in the National Hockey League

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Continued Next Page

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for 16 seasons with the Detroit Red Wings and the Chicago Blackhawks He passed away in 2010 after suffering a heart attack while on his boat out on Lake St Clair Dani Probert Bobrsquos widow has been organizing the memorial ride since its inception in 2011 That year was especially significant because

it was the first year that she was actually able to process the overwhelming amount of supportIn the last three years motorcyclists werenrsquot the only ones who turned out for the memorial ridemdashthousands of spectators stood at the side of the road to cheer the riders on at the different stops All participants of the Bob Probert Ride have risen over $300000 to fund the expansion of the cardiac care unit at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Windsor unfortunately has one of the highest rates of cardiac emergencies in Canada and there is not enough room to meet the demands As a result routine procedures are often rescheduled to make way for emergency cases Dani Probert and the hospital boardrsquos ultimate goal are to make the unit open 247 and have two beds available for angioplasty instead of just oneItrsquos hard to put into words how the communityrsquos support has helped Dani and her four children Brogan Tierney Jack and Declyn after such an immense loss In addition the family looks forward to this yearrsquos ride being even bigger with riders from

all over including Michigan paying homage to their father ldquoThe Enforcerrdquo Bob ProbertThe date for the 2014 Bob Probert Ride is June 22nd and all up-to-date information can be found on the website wwwprobertridecomRide safe ride freeMike ldquoChopperrdquo Bechard

Continued from Previous Page

ON News Events

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The 2014 ldquoRide for MSrdquo now in its 6th year is on Sunday September 21 2014 Shar Good Event Organizer recounts ldquoIt has been a learning experience receiving the help of Mike Bechard of the Lone Wolf Clubhouse back in the beginning to bring to life my dream of an event such as this since my diagnosis of Multiple

Sclerosis in 1985 I wanted to make a difference and help in any way I couldrdquo Good explains ldquoMultiple Sclerosis is the most commonly diagnosed neurological disease found in individuals between the ages of 15 to 40mdashthis area of Southwestern Ontario has a high number of affected people Reports from local neurologists tell us that approximately 700 to 800 citizens in our area have been diagnosedGood went on to say ldquoAll motorcycle riders are welcome to participate in the Ride for MS poker run to benefit the Windsor-Essex County Chapter of the MS Society of Canada This great ride starts and ends with a full course family style dinner at the Columbus Center of South Windsor 2014 Columbus Drive in Windsor Registration begins at 900AM and will run until 1030AM Registration Fees are as follows Rider $30 (FREE with $100 in Pledges) Passenger $20 (Free with $100 in Pledges) Participants are encouraged to collect pledges to receive pledge awards that start at $200 with Gas Cards awarded for pledges starting at $250 The Pledge Award Tier is provided on the pledge sheet available for download at wwwlonewolfclubhousecom and wwwmssocietycachaptersessexcommunityhtm The first stop of the poker run will be The Leaf in Windsor where you are welcome to have a full breakfast from the menu followed by stops at The

Sandbar Waterfront Grill (providing lunch specials) Birdiersquos Perch out in Leamington (providing FREE bottled water) the Pelee Island Winery in Kingsville (providing FREE wine tasting) Crabby Joersquos in Essex with the last optional stop being at Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery where you will receive a 6th optional card for your poker handrdquo Shar goes on to explain the 6th poker stop is optional giving you an extra chance to get either the Best or Worst Poker Hand of the day and win a prize for each Six stops in total are allocated along the 100 mile route Itrsquos so much fun itrsquos wonderful to be able to host a fundraiser that puts a smile on everyonersquos facerdquo Once back at the Columbus Center of S Windsor there is a family style dinner and an opportunity to participate in a 5050 Draw a Chinese Auction and a Gift Certificate Grab Bag There are Door Prizes for the ride participants using their Free Door Prize ticket they received upon Registration Good goes on to welcome non-riders as there are DINNER ONLY TICKETS available for $25 each and when purchasing in a set of 2 tickets a tax receipt for $20 will be issued Shar reiterates ldquoBikers Sponsors Volunteers amp Contributors to the event make it happen We have been blessed in the past and again this year with this event being sponsored by DIAMOND SPONSORSHIPS Biz X The Leaf Families First amp Leather King and RUBY SPONSORSHIPS UNIFOR Local 444 Robinson Motorcycle Avon Canada Fran Sales CrsquoEst Bon Lone Wolf Clubhouse Comfort Inn Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery Pelee Island Winery Sandbar Waterfront Grill Steversquos Auto Shine Birdiersquos Perch Canadian Tire (Tecumseh Rd E Windsor) Molson Coors and Belt Drive Betty The contributions of businesses in our community of door prizes and auction items add personality to the event

Good is happy to report ldquoTo date the Ride for MS has raised $33900 that has been used in assisting those with MS to subsidize the purchase of much needed assisted that enhance the quality of their

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ON News Events

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Continued from Previous Page

livesrdquo As Event Planner amp Creator Good observes first hand how the money raised facilitates those living with multiple sclerosis Having MS herself she works with the Windsor-Essex County Chapter as a past board member aiding their membership almost on a daily basis Good reflects on her past involvement with the society and what she learned ldquoI was amazed with how much the special equipment cost and was surprised with the amounts that were not covered The depths that the society had to go through to make sure people with MS got

the equipment they needed when they needed it amazed merdquo This is where the Ride for MS and the funds raised from this event come into play ldquoThe society informs the participant of this event annually at the dinner as to how the funds raised were used which is importantrdquo says Good ldquothe feeling you get when a recipient of these funds find out you are a participant of the event that helped them obtain a piece of equipment gives you a hug and says thank you is surrealrdquoJoin us on Sunday September 21st and make someonersquos wish for a better quality of life become a reality For more information you may contact Shar at (519) 798-3858 or by email at shar54xplornetca SUBJECT Ride for MS

ON News Events

Whatever you do in life always give 100 Unless yoursquore

donating blood

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Grand Bendrsquos ldquoVintage Bike DaysrdquoThis years Annual ldquoShow amp Shinerdquo event will be held in Grand Bend and takes place on Sunday July 20 2014 from 1000am until around 1pm right on Grand Bendrsquos Main Street (exact location will be announced soon)Again this year there is no registration fee no official judging no vendors and itrsquos NOT a swap-meet but there will be a group ride from Main Street to the Grand Bend MOTORPLEX Raceway

to enjoy the Vintage Road Racing Associations ldquoSUMMER CLASSICrdquo EventVintage related club and group displays are encouragedJust show up and proudly show off your scooters and motorcycles All makes and models of Vintage amp Classic bikes are most welcomeFind us on Facebook httpwwwfacebookcompagesGrand-Bends-Vintage-Bike-Days204561802964090sk=wallampapp_data

HHR RouteDetails are here We are assembling in front of the HQ building at CFB Trenton with the ride departing at 1145 Due to some issues related to our permit that could not be resolved in the short time remaining before our Ride we in the interest in safety and the show must go on have decided to move our Rally to the Whitby Entertainment Centrum This is where the ride will end It is the same location as our assembly last yearJoin us as we welcome home our HEROES as the mission has ended in Afghanistan for our Canadian ForcesHope to see many of you there

ON Events

2930 Haldimand Road 20 Cayuga1st Annual Autism Rodeo amp Family Day Charity Event to raise funds for Autism

11am-5pm Family Time bull Live bands ~ TBAbull Kids Gamesbull Face Paintingbull Free BBQ amp Drink with admission

5pm-2am Adults ONLY~Rodeo Timebull Motorcycle Gamesbull Show N Shine bull Pig Roastbull Live Bands ~ TBAbull Beer Kegs

Overnight Camping (Adults Only) Sponsors

raquo Motorcycle Enhancements raquo Tattz AndCompany raquo Black widow paintball amp Airsoftl raquo Mainway Sports raquo Action Auto raquo Paula Manto Swick Registered Disability

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VendorsTattz AndCompanyBlack widow Paintball amp AirsoftPaula Manto Swick Registered Disability Savings Plan Rep

All proceeds go to Autism Awarenes

Autism Rodeo amp Family Day - August 2nd 2014

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ON Events

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Why a round pizza gets delivered in a square box

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ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo Winner of Combined SOAR and RACE Events Get CSBK National Support (csbkca)This Ontario motorcycle roadracing season sanctioning groups SOAR and RACE are working together with a pair of Series race

weekends SOAR is hosting the RACE group at Grand Bend Raceway on June 13-15 while RACE returns the favor by hosting SOAR racers at Shannonville Motorsport Park June 27-29 As part of this co-promotion Dunlop racing tire distributor Pro 6 Cycle and the National Mopar CSBK organizing group have also joined up to provide a special bonus for Amateur Sport Bike

Continued Next Page

Dunlop Amateur Showdown winner to get National support

Sports - News Events

ADULTA person who has stopped

growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle

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Continued from Previous Page

class (approx 600cc) competitors A two round points-paying Series will recognize the appropriate Sport Bike-type class races at the SOAR and RACE-hosted events determining the top rising star in that category The racer who achieves the best combined result from the two race ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo will receive a competition award sponsoring their entry for the final Amateur Sport Bike Mopar CSBK National rounds at Canadian Tire Motorsport Park August 15-17Dunlop distributor Pro 6 Cycle and CSBK will supply competitor entry and racing tires to the winner of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo for the

CTMP National weekend The entry will include both Saturday and Sunday Amateur Sport Bike double header rounds with the successful Amateur competitor receiving a maximum of six Dunlop DOT-type class appropriate racing tires for use during the three day eventThe winning competitor must not have held a Pro motorcycle roadracing License nor can they have competed in more than two previous National races SOAR and RACE organizers will be the final judges of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo and ensure that all competitors respect the structure and spirit of the bonus competitionFor more information please check the SOAR (soaracingca) and RACE Events (Shannonvillecom) official web sites

Sports - News Events

DatesMay 16thJune 20thJuly 25thAugust 15thSeptember 12th

Registration opens at 5pm on the day of the event followed by racing at 7pm All racers must havevalid motorcycle drivers licensefull faced Snell 05 approved helmetgauntlet style leather glovesleather jacketleather bootscompetitors exceeding 120 mph will be required to wear full leathersMotorcycles must be in good working order and will be required to pass tech inspection prior to their first pass CLICK HERE for additional information on the Mission Raceway Park and their street legal Friday night races

2014 CMDRA Bracket Racing at Mission Raceway

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Sports Events

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

THE 27th

THREE DAY

May 171819 ndash 2014 ndash at Scotch Creek

All usual Classes ndash Entry $25 per day - $10 Vintage - Kids free

The Old Guy in 1971

Dean Seaman 2014

171819 ndash 2014 ndash171819 ndash 2014 ndash

This year the event will enter a new era with a two day Modern Trial

Total results will count for the overall Championship

Round 2 in Rocky Mountain House ABRound 3 in Ymir BC

We also have planned a Kids Trialon the Saturday night for

Both Electric and engine powered bikes Camping is good with Porta -Potties on site

Call for details of Motels etc

Phone Outlaw Dave for further info (250) 545-6139Directions - Follow the road to Scotch Creek from Hiway one West of Sorrento Then turn left

At Leopold road at the top of the hill after you leave town (Tire sign on left) red arrows from that point

A big thanks to the land owners for the use of this fantastic area

Modern Trial - Saturday amp Sunday - Vintage Monday Start time 10am all three days

13 13 13 13 13 13

For13 Immediate13 Release13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 May13 813 201413 13 CMDRA13 Announces13 Revised13 201413 Schedule13 13 The13 Canadian13 Motorcycle13 Drag13 Racing13 Association13 is13 releasing13 details13 of13 their13 updated13 201413 schedule13 The13 six13 race13 series13 which13 includes13 events13 in13 British13 Columbia13 Alberta13 and13 Ontario13 required13 revision13 following13 the13 unexpected13 announcement13 of13 the13 suspension13 of13 operations13 at13 one13 of13 the13 venues13 included13 in13 the13 original13 schedule13 13

Revised13 201413 Schedule13 June13 141513 13 Grand13 Bend13 Motorplex13 Grand13 Bend13 ON13 June13 2213 (113 day13 event)13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 July13 121313 13 13 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13 August13 232413 13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 Fort13 St13 John13 BC13 September13 6713 13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 September13 272813 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13

13

13 13

13 CMDRA13 Executive13 Director13 Kevin13 Shupac13 commented13 ldquoThe13 CMDRA13 is13 sincerely13 thankful13 for13 the13 support13 the13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 and13 Castrol13 Raceway13 and13 all13 of13 the13 tracks13 the13 CMDRA13 will13 visit13 in13 201413 We13 would13 also13 like13 to13 thank13 our13 members13 for13 their13 patience13 during13 the13 past13 four13 weeksrdquo13 13 13

13 13

infocmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 13 wwwcmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 1877580900813 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 TwitterCMDRA201413 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 Facebook13 CMDRA13

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR After your hands become coated with

grease your nose will begin to itch

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Did you know that BeltDriveBettycom has the most comprehensive database of Canadian Riding Clubs on the on the internet Wersquove revamped our Riding Club directory and wersquod like to know what you think Itrsquos indexed by Province and by Type of Riding Club for easy browsing

bull Brand Specificbull Cruising and Touringbull Military bull Lifestylebull Occupation-Relatedbull Rider Rights and Freedomsbull Vintagebull Sportsbull Womenrsquos Riding Clubsbull Motorcycle Ministries

httpwwwbeltdrivebettycomcommunityriding-clubs

TIP OF THE WEEK RIDING CLUBS section REVAMPED

on Facebook has photo albums for each province and month filled with tons of events

httpwwwfacebookcomCanadianMotorcycleEventsphotos_albums

Visit our page and go to the photos link once there click on albums to find the Province and month you are interested in

You can also use our national calendars at wwwcanadianmotorcycleeventscom - filled with even more event information you can sort them right down to only one province and they are highly shareable

Our CANADIAN MOTORCYCLE EVENTS

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

ldquoIf yoursquore going to kill each other do it outside I just finished cleaningrdquo

Website Tip of the Week

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Tides roll in and tides roll out

There arenrsquot too many things in life that are predictable but ocean tides are one of them

Our family just returned from a short vacation on a Vancouver Island beach and I found the tides fascinating

Incoming tides covered the beach and at high tide you could literally see all the sandcastles wood forts and creations literally disappear under the water never to be seen again

The outgoing tides revealed a clean fresh canvas and some sea-life caught in the tidal pools left behind or laying helplessly on the beach Seagulls swooped down to shell covered areas of the beach in search of oysters that had been stranded on the half kilometer sandy beach as the eagles hovered above looking for their next snack

I could not help but think about the lsquoTides of Lifersquo where we know that until our number comes up and we face eternal judgment each day the sun will come up we will spend time with those people whom we love (family friends) and with people whom we would most likely prefer not to be spending time with (school work) and we will experience all the good and not so good that the

tides of life bring our way Night will come and in the morning we will repeat the cycle all over again

As a born-again believer I felt the tide analogy was an appropriate one The ocean washes away everything left on the beach and when we ask Christ for the forgiveness of our sins he literally washes them away Check out this verse from ldquoOur Ownerrsquos Manual for Liferdquo found in Psalm 103 verse 12 ldquoHe has removed our sins as far from us as the east is from the westrdquo

Our biker church exists to take the ldquoGood Newsrdquo and the ldquoSalvation Messagerdquo to un-churched bikers here on the West Coast In fact our prayer is that the Holy Spirit would become like a raging wildfire touching the hearts and lives of bikers resulting in an assurance of eternity with our Jesus in heaven and a life on this earth that takes on new meaning and purpose

If you think riding your scoot along a seaside highway on a hot summerrsquos day is something special just wait until you do it when Jesus Christ is at the controls of your lifehellip there is no greater lsquohighrsquo and bigger lsquorushrsquo than this All it takes is a few short words ask Jesus to forgive you for your sins tell him you that you want him to be Lord of your life Follow this up with prayer and bible reading and oh yeahhellip believe that he does in fact lsquohave your backrsquo in this life

Ride safe Ride true

Pastor Chuck

Canadian Riders Support Program Network

By joining the Canadian Riders Support Program you volunteer to provide assistance to broken down riders in your area This assistance may include providing information about nearby repair shops towing accommodations making phone calls providing directions etc While some Canadian Riders have expressed that they would be able to provide help with tools wrenching towing and even temporary accommodations the level of assistance you may provide is totally up to you as you feel comfortable and safe to do soLetrsquos face it most of us have been there away from home and broke down by the side of the road Canadian Rider Members are also listed in Belt Drive Bettyrsquos Little Black Book a resource directory currently carried in the saddlebags of thousands of Canadian Riders As a ldquoThank Yourdquo from Belt Drive Betty Canadian Riders Support Network Members receive The Busted Knuckle Chronicles E-Subscription free of charge

Come join us at httpwwwcanadianridersca

Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events

Pastor Chuck

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G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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ON - Events

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ON News - ON Events

If everything seems to be going well you have obviously

overlooked something

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Classified Ad of the Week

2002 Tiny Mite Cargo Trailer

Stock CTRL0033 Colour Blue Features Very clean trailer in excellent condition tons of storage good quality cargo trailer at a good price

Price $ 2495 CAD NO GST

Contact

Trike Zone

(780) 389-3344

Mulhurst Bay AB

Email edwardtrikezonecom

ON Events - Classified AD of the Week

Upcoming ON EventsJune - August

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Join Veterans Law Enforement First Responders and their supporters from both Canada and the US on this overnight cross border ride to Wenatchee Washington June 7th 2014Check out httpcanamveteransrideweeblycom for details laquoHalf The Fun is Getting Thereraquo

Support Our Troops

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Support Our Troops

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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Support Our Troops

Upcoming SOT EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

Are you a veteran who owns a businessWould you like to promote your products or services but find advertising expensive

Get 50 off your first 6 months of advertisingContact Belt Drive Betty to find out about the

Veteranrsquos Business Starter Programbdbettygmailcom

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Tee Shirts Patches amp More in the BDB Store

We appreciate your support

wwwbdbstorecom

QC EVENTS

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What did the elephant say to the naked man How do you breathe through that

tiny thing

Ah lsquoFridayrsquo my second favorite F-word

August 7 - 10 2014 - In the Heart of Downtown MonctonThe MotoMoncton Festival was first launched in August of 2011 with motorcyclists from near and taking over Monctonrsquos downtown core This three-day event featured motorcycle stunt shows a burnout competition group rides throughout Southeastern New Brunswick a bike cruise through Moncton live entertainment on Main Street and much moreIn 2012 the City of Moncton was pleased to host another weekend of motorcycle madness in downtown Moncton and to welcome bikers from across the region and across the country as the city hosted both MotoMoncton and the 17th Canadian National Harley Owners Group Rally Moncton was honoured to be chosen as host city for this national event and together with MotoMoncton the HOG Rally proved to be yet another exciting motorcycle weekend in the cityThis past August 2013 MotoMoncton organizers were yet again pleased to host another successful weekend of exciting activity with thousands visiting the festival grounds throughout the weekend

The festival an initiative of the City of Moncton is made possible by the support of various partners including Downtown Moncton Centre-Ville Inc various local motorcycle dealers and clubs and other community partners

For more information and sponsorship enquiries please contact 506-383-7020 506-877-7700 of by Email infomotomonctoncaOr visit motomonctonca

MOTO MONCTON NB EVENTS

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What are three words a woman never wants to hear when shersquos making love ldquoHoney Irsquom homerdquo

NB EVENTS

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club would be very pleased if you would help support our up coming charity event in support of the DECH Childrenrsquos Ward

This year our Toy Ride takes place June 14th 2014 We are celebrating our 30th Ride Register early to receive a limited Edition 30th Anniversary Shirt

Registration forms online at

httpfrederictonmotorcycleclubcaHomephp

The ride begins at the parking lot of the Canadian Tire Two Nations Crossing (North Side) On site registration between 930 am amp 1045 am Ride begins at 11 am sharp

The Motorcyclist will enjoy a scenic country ride via Nashwack Bridge to Stanley At the Stanley school there will be a barbeque Show-N-Shine 5050 draw silent auction etc

The group will return via the Royal Road ending up at the DECH for the presentations of the Toys and monies raised to the Child Life Unit of the DECH

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club has been the most consistent supporter of the DECH Childrenrsquos Life Unit since 1985 All of the funds raised and Toys collected go to the hospitalized Children

Please share this email with all your friends Help us Brighten A Childrsquos Stay

Fredricton Motorcycle Club Toy Ride

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Where Royal Canadian Legion Branch 350 Port DalhousieWhen Saturday 7 June Blessing starts 11am followed by the Show and Shine

Show and Shine Entry fee $1000

11 trophies up for grabsbull Best in Show 1st 2nd 3rd placebull Best cruiser 1st amp 2nd placebull Best touring 1st and 2nd placebull Best sport bike 1st amp 2nd placebull Best sport touring 1st amp 2nd place

BBQ burgers and sausage on a bun for sale 5050 draw coffee and donutsAll proceeds to support the Royal Canadian Legion Port DalhousieI challenge all Bike clubs in the Niagara area to attend this wonderful event Hosted by the Working Stiffs Riding ClubCanadian Legion Branch 350 Located at 600 Ontario St St Catharines ON L2N 7P8 (Known as Port Dalhousie ) 905-934-1261 Please use Joe Caruso as a contact andor myself Joes email address is kawasaki07bellnet andor faronleonardhotmailcom Thank You look forward to meeting some day

Blessing of the Motorbikersquos and Show and Shine

NB News Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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Actor WisdomThere are four questions of value in lifehellip What is sacred Of what is the spirit made What is worth living for and what is worth dying for The answer to each is the same Only love~ Johnny Depp

Polymath WisdomBelieve none of what you hear and half of what you see- Benjamin Franklin

Spiritual Leader WisdomHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else yoursquore the one who gets burned ~ Buddha

Educator WisdomPeople who consider themselves victims of their circumstances will always remain victims unless they develop a greater vision for their lives ~ Stedman Graham~

Spiritual Teacher WisdomIt is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living ~ Eckhart Tolle

Lithographer WisdomA positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort ndash Herm Albright

I just got back from a pleasure trip I took my mother-in-law to

the airport

WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events

R RWYZWMNrsquoSWORDS TO THE WISE

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Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

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I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

Select Arrows to view events

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A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

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Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

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  • In Search Of Lost Indians
  • BC Events
  • International News Events
  • National Events
  • From the Depths of File 13 - I Hate Mondays
  • AB News - Events
  • David Pocock - AB Events
  • Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events
  • RAGE - SK Events
  • SK Events
  • Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle
  • Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List
  • bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events
  • SK News - Word Search
  • SK News Events
  • MB Events
  • The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener
  • Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful
  • ON News Events
  • ON Events
  • sport - News Events
  • Sports Events
  • Website Tip of the Week
  • Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events
  • ON Events
  • ON Events - Classified AD of the Week
  • Support Our Troops
  • QC Events
  • NB Events
  • NB News Events
  • WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events
  • NS Events
  • NL Events
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AB Events

Facing noise bylaws that single out motorcycles

Contact MODEL for assistance no matter what province in

Canada you live in wwwmodeledmontoncom

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AB Events

WHAT WE DOTransportation of your motorcycle from Fort McMurray Edmonton Calgary and surrounding areas to Las Vegas and back Please contact us if your area is not includedEnclosed air ride haulers for safe secure transportationSecure storage location in Las VegasGroup pricing packages for transport to all major bike events in Canada and the USAReliable and experienced drivers

FOR MORE INFORMATIONCall us at 1-780-906-6968Visit us online at wwwdreamhaulersinccom Or email us at dreamhaulersincgmailcom

Edmonton 1-800-661-4902Braithwaite Boyle Building11816 - 124 Street

ITrsquoS THE ONLY LAW WE DOTM

wwwAccidentInjuryLawyercom

Calgary 1-877-230-0091Braithwaite Boyle Centre1701 Centre Street N

Free ConsultationCall any local toll-free

number 24 hours

Serving Riders in AlbertaBC Yukon and NWT

Red Deer 1-877-314-0123Braithwaite Boyle Annex3401 Gaetz Avenue

Proud sponsors of

INJURY CONTROLRESEARCH GROUPFaculty of MedicineUniversity of Alberta

The Canadian Paraplegic Association

Someone stole all my credit cards but I wonrsquot be

reporting it Thethief spends less than my wife did

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Get your event information to us - we cannot promote what we donrsquot have

an informed community is a strong communityeventsbeltdrivebettycom

AB Events

13

2120 Sparrow Drive Nisku

Phone (780) 955-2581

wwwrigpigclubcom

2120 Sparrow Drive Nisku

Phone(780) 955-2581 Toll Free Reservations 1-800-420-1596

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2120 Sparrow Drive Nisku Alberta T9E 8A2Phone (780) 955-2581 bull Fax (780) 955-9466

Reservations Toll Free 1-800-420-1596

C O U N T R Y I N N

ldquoThe Original International Airport Hotelrdquo

A I R P O R T P A R K I N G

2110 Sparrow Drive Nisku

Phone (780) 955-2336wwwblackjacksroadhousecom

TEXTING CODES FOR SENIOR CITIZENS AS FOLLOWS

ATD - At the Doctorrsquos

BFF - Best Friendrsquos Funeral

BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth [this one is very hilarious]

CBM - Covered by Medicare

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Busted Knuckle ChroniclescopyThe

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

AB Events

Upcoming ab EventsAll Events

Select arrows to view events

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When We RideTalk with a group of riders and yoursquoll soon realize that the reasons we choose to ride a motorcycle are very different for each and every one of us The riding community in Saskatchewan is made up of a very diverse and broad group of people Many of us ride alone or with a few friends never joining or belonging to a club organization or group We simply plate our motorcycles and ride every chance we get

In 2013 there were 27439 motorcycles registered (at some part of the riding season by either plates

or permits) These motorcycles were registered in 626 different locations We are literally spread ALL OVER this province

All of us do share 4 common things1 the roads we ride on2 the traffic we ride with3 the reality that we all have zero control over

what another driver rider is going to do when in traffic on the highway in a parking lot or basically anywhere

4 that we need to be aware alert and riding for any and all situations at all times

It does not matter how long yoursquove been riding the type of motorcycle you are riding your age the others you may be riding with the length of your hair how cool your jacket is the type of gear to choose to (or not to) wear and on and on and on

The only thing that matters is how much you are paying attention when you are riding and that you are riding to your own personal ability as a rider

In Saskatchewan the top major reasons a motorcyclist uses when an accident does occur are

1 Inattention - yeshellipmotorcyclists use this as a reason when they have an accident

2 Road condition excessive loose gravel ndash ride for the conditions of the road you seeing in front of you and that you are on Loose gravel and dirt on the road surface is a huge problem all year roundhellipnot just till the roads are cleaned in the Cities

3 Driver inexperience confusion ndash there are a lot of new riders out there and riders who are returning to their motorcycles after many years This has nothing to do with the age of a rider

4 Wild life (animals) ndash yes we do a lot of riding where there is wild life

5 Careless Driving Stunting ndash going too fast passing improperly following too closely etc

This information was taken from a Causation Study done from 2007 ndash 2012 by Traffic Safety Services ndash SGI

So when you get on your motorcycle for the first time this seasonhellipand every time you ride Please rememberhellip

bull ride like you will never be given the right of way

bull ride like you are never seenbull watch the conditions of the road you

are riding on at all timesBe defensive alert aware and always on guard

Rhonda CwynarPresident RAGERiders Against Government Exploitation

RAGE - SK Events

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SK Events

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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SK Events

HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONrsquoT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF ALL MY FRIENDS ARE MAD BECAUSE THEY THINK I AM

SHOUTING AT THEM OVER INTERNET PLEASE HELP

We always hold hands If I let go she shops

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Special thanks to Sven Bernard of Johnny Pag Motorcycles of Canada for donating the bike that the

Canadian Legion of Riders in North Battleford Saskatchewan won

They are raffling it off to raise funds for their projects

Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle

NAME

ADDRESS

PHONE

1st Prize Custom Painted Johnny Pag Motorcycle valued at $8500 supplied by Johnny Pag Motorcycles of Canada amp Belt Drive Betty WC Distributing 1-780-881-56782nd Prize Autographed Andrew Albers Minnesota Twins Jersey3rd Prize Autographed Bobby Hull Chicago Black Hawks Jersey Proceeds to Veteran related charities

Canadian Legion of Riders Charity RaffleDraw July 13 2014 at Rockinrsquo the Rink Meota SK at Midnight

Lottery Licence RR13-0504

Tickets $5 each

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Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List

Saskatchewan Ride for SightElbow Arena and Fairgrounds

Save the Date June 20 - 22 2014

Pondarosa MH amp RV ParkLocated on Trans Canada Highway

east side of Swift Current SK Ph (306) 773-5000

Open all year

RV and Tenting sites creekside ~Full or Partial Hook-ups BathroomsShowers ~ Laundry Facilities ~ Internet

CAA Approved

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FreedomIt is a hard concept to really truly wrap your mind around We here in the west are quick to pound our chest and proclaim that we are the proud and free The sad thing is freedom is a mirage lingering on the horizon For many of us we work an honest day work ride our bikes in the mean time we complain about politics to our friends but we never really do anything about it other than some grumbles We could be plopped down in any part of the world and our lives would change very little That is not freedom - only the allusion of freedom

As we sit idly by watching our police forces militarize we blindly seek out more rules more regulations Irsquom not sure what the tipping point was what had caused us to shift our focus from freedom true freedom to regulation I do remember growing up in the seventies We didnrsquot have clasps and locks on the cabinets our mothers never absently minded left us in the kitchen by ourselves When I was bad in school I was sent to the Principalrsquos office and was punished by a leather strap across my behind (I still donrsquot swear)

Trying out for sport teams was a try out Not everyone made the team The ones that didnrsquot spent the year shooting pucks into pails snagging baseballs rolling off of roofs until we were good enough to make the team the next year We had winners and losers and even in the playground

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

Continued Next Page

-bad Uncle Monkey

bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events

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when the next goal won each and every one of us knew exactly what the score was and who the real winner was It drove us to be better Sports were not for everyone though Those that didnrsquot excel on the field read books created art Of my friends growing up some went on to play in the NHL my cousin is a mover and shaker in Silicon Valley designing and programming many of the things we use today Others became mechanics and plumbers-the blue collar workers who keep this world running Yet others became doctors and lawyers others became successful actors and musicians teachers and mothers But somewhere someone decide to level the playing field that we were all special little stars Everyone made the team everyone got a medal That it wasnrsquot fair that someone would succeed where others couldnrsquot That parenting should fall on someone elsersquos shoulder - daycares teachers the government Society forgot that it was suppose to be harder for the asthma kid with the deformed leg to play sports Society forgot that those disadvantaged who truly wanted and worked hard still found success We threw away personal responsibility personal accountability If a person backs over a kid in their driveway its not because they are a bad driver

not because they are a bad parent not because they were not paying attention - it is because the company didnrsquot put sensors on the back of the car If a kid shoots up a school its not because of mental illness not because of bad parenting or teaching

- its because the government didnrsquot take away our guns (Considering the recent rash of stabbings in schools and malls it is obvious that person will use any and all things) Each of these small steps was on our freedom pushing it a little farther down into the dirt Our last freedom is freedom of speech that Irsquom allowed to speak my mind here Freedom as long as Irsquom mindful of sponsors event organizersWhen will we regain our freedom Should we regain our freedom Read K Randall Ballrsquos Sam Chopper Orwell to find out what will happen if we donrsquot

-bad Uncle Monkey

E K D M Q T V M Y M B M M G I S M T S O Y E M N T E I E E Q Z X E E A E O O B R I A H N P N I J R A N C L D G B C C A C H S B A C I T D I L U E I M S H I I E T A G S R I D E N D G M U T A M D T R I E K C N R N M E R I D E N U N L U L O A E E H M M C E M N R G A E O U G N M M P S Z R O M E A I M F M V M C M E N S T R U A L R R R A N K E Y H N M H I V V W O P E O X N C R A N S F A A S B M Z M Y R M J S U Y A E L L D A E T S E R E M E M T M M S E M E M O R I A L I Z E M L E E W Z X C A E M E N A C I N G U R N A I L E H P O T S I H P E M C A A O R M E R I T E D X N E L U I C G H O R T Q X S A Y L E R E M T I E Z M Q M E K V R R W V Z B D N O R C E W S I T I H P E M L B N E U Y P M S H R E T I R O M E M X M S

MEMORANDUMBOOKMEMORIALISTMEMORIALIZEMEMORIALSMEMORITERMEMORIZEMEMSAHIBMENACINGMENAGEMENAGERYMENDICANCYMENDICANTMENDICATEMENDICITYMENSES

MENSTRUALMENSTRUUMMENTICULTUREMEPHISTOPHELIANMEPHITICMEPHITISMERACIOUSMERCATUREMERCHANGMANMERELLESMERELYMERESTEADMERFOLKMERGEDMERITED

Continued from Previous Page

bad Uncle Monkey - Word Search Belt Drive BettyrsquosWordsearchR R

How come we put a man on the moon before realizing it would be a good idea to put

wheels on suitcases

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SK News Events

Dare to KnowWhat your body

needs to heal itself

The BodyTalk Systemwith Practitioner Bev Groot

To book an appointment or find out more about the BodyTalk System call

3069815686

Upcoming SK EventsAll Events

Select arrows to view events

You might be a redneck if yoursquove been married 3 times and you still have the

same in laws

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MB Events

My mother taught me about TIME TRAVELldquoIf you donrsquot straighten up Irsquom going to knock you into the middle of next weekrdquo

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The Grande Prairie Toys for Tots season opener

by Belt Drive Betty

Our local Grande Prairie Toys for Tots group hosts a number of events all riding seasonThe first of those events was their annual swap meet which was held at the Army Navy Air Force Club on Saturday May 10thThere was great participation from the business community with vendors like Bear Biker Wear coming all the way from Bonnyville and Bentleyrsquos from Crestomere in central Alberta adding to the local vendorsA couple of the riding clubs were on hand and I got to interview Manimal of the Chozen Breed and Barb from the Iron Sirens ndash two great local riding clubs that are growing here in Grande Prairie

in search of

lost indians

Pages 1 - 8by Ken Aiken

Continued Next Page

Bentleys Motosicle Pain Tin

Contents

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener

35-37 The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener38-39 Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful40-44 ON News Events45-48 ON Events49-50 Sport - News Events51 Sports Events52 Website Tip of the Week53 Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events54-56 ON Events57 ON Events - Classified AD of the Week58-60 Support Our Troops61 QC Events62 Moto Moncton NB Events63 NB Events64 NB News Events65 WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events66-68 NS Events69-70 NL Events

Irsquove been in love with the same woman or 49 years If my wife ever

finds out shersquoll kill me

RR

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I also got some time with Jamie the new president of Toys for Tots and Seth the new vice presidentThese two along with the rest of the board and volunteers did a great job of organizing the event and by the looks of things they are on to a

ragingly successful season They have a ton of events planned to support our local kidsOther vendors included Uncle Buckrsquos ndash they make the BEST beef jerky around this part of the country and members of the Grandview Hutterite colony were out with some amazing gloves both gauntlets and working gloves The quality of the tanning dying and stitching is utterly fabulous Righteous Cycles was the only local bike shop on hand but they had lots to offerA wide variety of parts were on hand for almost

every brand of motorcycle out there and there were some jewelry and clothing vendors on hand as wellThere were only two vacant tables The traffic was good and the ANAVETS club did a brisk business selling breakfast and later lunchThe one thing I love about these season opener events is that a person gets to see people that

Continued from Previous Page

Continued Next Page

Chozen Breed Booth

Bear and Penny Bear and his bride Penny

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Continued from Previous Pagehave been in hibernation all winter Heck I saw people that I havenrsquot seen in two and three years and it was fantasticOur local Toys for Tots does amazing work in our community and they deserve the support of every dealer and rider in the region Their next event is the Kneez in the Breeze run on May 24th Check out their poster and if you can consider attending

it I know that I had a blast last yearI myself have to be at my Defense Fund Poker Run in Nisku at Blackjacks but if you are in Grande Prairie and area and are looking for a great group to ride and share the day with you wonrsquot find much finer that the guys and gals of Grande Prairie Toys for Tots

- BDB

Righteous Cycles

Righteous Cycles

Randy Cholach and sister Patty

Iron Sirens Booth

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Itrsquos a beautiful day and you feel like going for a ride on your ATV UTV or motorcycle On the trails along the roads and waterways or on the edge of the woods there are sometimes toxic plants that are dangerous to our health Poison Ivy is more common but others are not as well known such as Giant Hogweed To help you identify them when you make stops during these rides let me show in this article three toxic plants that you may come acrossGiant HogweedShort story Originating in the Caucasus it was probably introduced to North America as an ornamental plant It has since taken root and become widespread in many European countries as well as Australia New Zealand the United States and Canada In Quebec it is considered to be an invasive alien plantDescription It can measure 2 to 5 metres high and 30 centimetres to 1 metre after mowing or cutting Its stem is robust covered in white hairs and raspberry red to purple spots spread out and well defined The leaves can reach up to 15 metres

wide by 3 metres longToxic part Its sap (a colourless odourless liquid secreted by all parts of the plant)Effects Contact with the sap followed by exposure to the sun is odourless but can produce dermatitis up to 48 hours after exposure This is characterized by redness of the skin and swelling blisters or even skin lesions at times serious resembling first or second-degree burnsPlaces Disturbed wetlands (along waterways

ditches roads etc)Take note After the wounds heal brown or white spots can linger for many months or even years on the affected areas and they can remain sensitive to the lightCanadian provinces where it is found British Columbia Ontario Quebec New BrunswickSources Deacutevelopppement durable Environnement Faune et Parcs du gouvernement du Queacutebec Santeacute et services sociaux du Queacutebec (French version only) Espace pour la vie de MontreacutealWild ParsnipDescription The flowers have light yellow-green umbels The first year the plant generally presents a low rosette of fusiform leaves while the roots are developing and flowers in the second year on a long stem before dying

Continued Next Page

V I S I T U S A T

W W W K I M P E X N E W S C O MW W W K I M P E X C O M

Hog Weed

Wild Parsnip

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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Toxic part Its sapEffects Like the Giant Hogweed its sap contains chemical products which on human skin can cause reactions similar to serious burns rashes or blistersPlaces Disturbed environments (abandoned yards open fields alongside roads etc)Take note The plantrsquos chemical composition is known to reduce weight gain and decrease fertility in cattle that eat itCanadian provinces where it is found In all provinces and territories with the exception of NunavutSources Canadian Biodiversity Information Facility from Governement of Canada Ministry of Natural Resources from Governement of OntarioPoison IvyDescription A woody perennial plant with creeping climbing or bushy glossy leaves

Toxic part Its sap contains a toxic resin (present in all parts of the plant except the pollen) Any contact with a broken part of the plant a contaminated object or an animal runs the risk of provoking a reaction The seriousness of the reaction depends on individual sensitivity the amount of sap in contact with the skin and exposed areas of the body

Effects A rash manifested by intense itching and redness Swelling and blisters can also be seen all usually between 24 to 48 hours after contact

Places River banks clearings the edge of the woods along roads etc

Take note Inhalation of smoke coming from burning Poison Ivy plants provokes an extremely painful eruption of the lining of the lungs which can lead to respiratory problems and even death

Canadian provinces where it is found In all provinces with the exception of Newfoundland-Labrador

Sources Governement of Canada Health Espace pour la vie Montreacuteal

Continued from Previous Page

Poison Ivy

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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On May 7th the official Road Captain was announced for the 4th Annual Bob Probert Ride This yearrsquos honourary grand marshal is the beautifully talented Emmy Award nominated Jacqueline MacInnes

Wood Thatrsquos right our very own hometown Canadian actress disc jockey singer television host and skilled motorcycle rider will lead the estimated 1100 motorcycles on June 22nd from Thunder Road Harley-Davidson Born in Windsor Ontario she is best known for her role as Steffy Forrester on the long-running American soap opera The Bold and the Beautiful She is also the younger sister to Dani Probert the Event Co-Chair for the Bob Probert RideFor the past four years riders in vests leather boots and blue jeans revved their

engines honouring the late hockey player Bob Probert while benefitting cardiac care at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Itrsquos a fitting tribute given that Bob was a Harley-Davidson enthusiast himself and also loved participating in charity ridesJacqueline now joins the small list of past

Continued Next Page

Mike Bechard

2014 Bob Probert Ride Media LaunchON News Events

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road captains such as former hockey players and Bobrsquos teammates Tony Amonte Sheldon Kennedy and Chris Chelios All of whom led a brigade of motorcycles following a scenic routearound Windsor and Essex County riding along the water and through the county settings showcasing the arearsquos beautyThe route has planned stops in Amherstburg Colchester Belle River and the Riverside Sportsmenrsquos Club mdashthe final stop Each stop is unique and gives the riders an opportunity to get something to eat and drink while a chance to win some awesome prizes like autographed Original Six jerseysBob Probert was a local hockey icon and an enforcer who played in the National Hockey League

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for 16 seasons with the Detroit Red Wings and the Chicago Blackhawks He passed away in 2010 after suffering a heart attack while on his boat out on Lake St Clair Dani Probert Bobrsquos widow has been organizing the memorial ride since its inception in 2011 That year was especially significant because

it was the first year that she was actually able to process the overwhelming amount of supportIn the last three years motorcyclists werenrsquot the only ones who turned out for the memorial ridemdashthousands of spectators stood at the side of the road to cheer the riders on at the different stops All participants of the Bob Probert Ride have risen over $300000 to fund the expansion of the cardiac care unit at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Windsor unfortunately has one of the highest rates of cardiac emergencies in Canada and there is not enough room to meet the demands As a result routine procedures are often rescheduled to make way for emergency cases Dani Probert and the hospital boardrsquos ultimate goal are to make the unit open 247 and have two beds available for angioplasty instead of just oneItrsquos hard to put into words how the communityrsquos support has helped Dani and her four children Brogan Tierney Jack and Declyn after such an immense loss In addition the family looks forward to this yearrsquos ride being even bigger with riders from

all over including Michigan paying homage to their father ldquoThe Enforcerrdquo Bob ProbertThe date for the 2014 Bob Probert Ride is June 22nd and all up-to-date information can be found on the website wwwprobertridecomRide safe ride freeMike ldquoChopperrdquo Bechard

Continued from Previous Page

ON News Events

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The 2014 ldquoRide for MSrdquo now in its 6th year is on Sunday September 21 2014 Shar Good Event Organizer recounts ldquoIt has been a learning experience receiving the help of Mike Bechard of the Lone Wolf Clubhouse back in the beginning to bring to life my dream of an event such as this since my diagnosis of Multiple

Sclerosis in 1985 I wanted to make a difference and help in any way I couldrdquo Good explains ldquoMultiple Sclerosis is the most commonly diagnosed neurological disease found in individuals between the ages of 15 to 40mdashthis area of Southwestern Ontario has a high number of affected people Reports from local neurologists tell us that approximately 700 to 800 citizens in our area have been diagnosedGood went on to say ldquoAll motorcycle riders are welcome to participate in the Ride for MS poker run to benefit the Windsor-Essex County Chapter of the MS Society of Canada This great ride starts and ends with a full course family style dinner at the Columbus Center of South Windsor 2014 Columbus Drive in Windsor Registration begins at 900AM and will run until 1030AM Registration Fees are as follows Rider $30 (FREE with $100 in Pledges) Passenger $20 (Free with $100 in Pledges) Participants are encouraged to collect pledges to receive pledge awards that start at $200 with Gas Cards awarded for pledges starting at $250 The Pledge Award Tier is provided on the pledge sheet available for download at wwwlonewolfclubhousecom and wwwmssocietycachaptersessexcommunityhtm The first stop of the poker run will be The Leaf in Windsor where you are welcome to have a full breakfast from the menu followed by stops at The

Sandbar Waterfront Grill (providing lunch specials) Birdiersquos Perch out in Leamington (providing FREE bottled water) the Pelee Island Winery in Kingsville (providing FREE wine tasting) Crabby Joersquos in Essex with the last optional stop being at Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery where you will receive a 6th optional card for your poker handrdquo Shar goes on to explain the 6th poker stop is optional giving you an extra chance to get either the Best or Worst Poker Hand of the day and win a prize for each Six stops in total are allocated along the 100 mile route Itrsquos so much fun itrsquos wonderful to be able to host a fundraiser that puts a smile on everyonersquos facerdquo Once back at the Columbus Center of S Windsor there is a family style dinner and an opportunity to participate in a 5050 Draw a Chinese Auction and a Gift Certificate Grab Bag There are Door Prizes for the ride participants using their Free Door Prize ticket they received upon Registration Good goes on to welcome non-riders as there are DINNER ONLY TICKETS available for $25 each and when purchasing in a set of 2 tickets a tax receipt for $20 will be issued Shar reiterates ldquoBikers Sponsors Volunteers amp Contributors to the event make it happen We have been blessed in the past and again this year with this event being sponsored by DIAMOND SPONSORSHIPS Biz X The Leaf Families First amp Leather King and RUBY SPONSORSHIPS UNIFOR Local 444 Robinson Motorcycle Avon Canada Fran Sales CrsquoEst Bon Lone Wolf Clubhouse Comfort Inn Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery Pelee Island Winery Sandbar Waterfront Grill Steversquos Auto Shine Birdiersquos Perch Canadian Tire (Tecumseh Rd E Windsor) Molson Coors and Belt Drive Betty The contributions of businesses in our community of door prizes and auction items add personality to the event

Good is happy to report ldquoTo date the Ride for MS has raised $33900 that has been used in assisting those with MS to subsidize the purchase of much needed assisted that enhance the quality of their

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ON News Events

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Continued from Previous Page

livesrdquo As Event Planner amp Creator Good observes first hand how the money raised facilitates those living with multiple sclerosis Having MS herself she works with the Windsor-Essex County Chapter as a past board member aiding their membership almost on a daily basis Good reflects on her past involvement with the society and what she learned ldquoI was amazed with how much the special equipment cost and was surprised with the amounts that were not covered The depths that the society had to go through to make sure people with MS got

the equipment they needed when they needed it amazed merdquo This is where the Ride for MS and the funds raised from this event come into play ldquoThe society informs the participant of this event annually at the dinner as to how the funds raised were used which is importantrdquo says Good ldquothe feeling you get when a recipient of these funds find out you are a participant of the event that helped them obtain a piece of equipment gives you a hug and says thank you is surrealrdquoJoin us on Sunday September 21st and make someonersquos wish for a better quality of life become a reality For more information you may contact Shar at (519) 798-3858 or by email at shar54xplornetca SUBJECT Ride for MS

ON News Events

Whatever you do in life always give 100 Unless yoursquore

donating blood

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Grand Bendrsquos ldquoVintage Bike DaysrdquoThis years Annual ldquoShow amp Shinerdquo event will be held in Grand Bend and takes place on Sunday July 20 2014 from 1000am until around 1pm right on Grand Bendrsquos Main Street (exact location will be announced soon)Again this year there is no registration fee no official judging no vendors and itrsquos NOT a swap-meet but there will be a group ride from Main Street to the Grand Bend MOTORPLEX Raceway

to enjoy the Vintage Road Racing Associations ldquoSUMMER CLASSICrdquo EventVintage related club and group displays are encouragedJust show up and proudly show off your scooters and motorcycles All makes and models of Vintage amp Classic bikes are most welcomeFind us on Facebook httpwwwfacebookcompagesGrand-Bends-Vintage-Bike-Days204561802964090sk=wallampapp_data

HHR RouteDetails are here We are assembling in front of the HQ building at CFB Trenton with the ride departing at 1145 Due to some issues related to our permit that could not be resolved in the short time remaining before our Ride we in the interest in safety and the show must go on have decided to move our Rally to the Whitby Entertainment Centrum This is where the ride will end It is the same location as our assembly last yearJoin us as we welcome home our HEROES as the mission has ended in Afghanistan for our Canadian ForcesHope to see many of you there

ON Events

2930 Haldimand Road 20 Cayuga1st Annual Autism Rodeo amp Family Day Charity Event to raise funds for Autism

11am-5pm Family Time bull Live bands ~ TBAbull Kids Gamesbull Face Paintingbull Free BBQ amp Drink with admission

5pm-2am Adults ONLY~Rodeo Timebull Motorcycle Gamesbull Show N Shine bull Pig Roastbull Live Bands ~ TBAbull Beer Kegs

Overnight Camping (Adults Only) Sponsors

raquo Motorcycle Enhancements raquo Tattz AndCompany raquo Black widow paintball amp Airsoftl raquo Mainway Sports raquo Action Auto raquo Paula Manto Swick Registered Disability

Savings Plan Rep raquo CrazeePaint Airbrushing

VendorsTattz AndCompanyBlack widow Paintball amp AirsoftPaula Manto Swick Registered Disability Savings Plan Rep

All proceeds go to Autism Awarenes

Autism Rodeo amp Family Day - August 2nd 2014

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ON Events

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ON Events

Why a round pizza gets delivered in a square box

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ON Events

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ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo Winner of Combined SOAR and RACE Events Get CSBK National Support (csbkca)This Ontario motorcycle roadracing season sanctioning groups SOAR and RACE are working together with a pair of Series race

weekends SOAR is hosting the RACE group at Grand Bend Raceway on June 13-15 while RACE returns the favor by hosting SOAR racers at Shannonville Motorsport Park June 27-29 As part of this co-promotion Dunlop racing tire distributor Pro 6 Cycle and the National Mopar CSBK organizing group have also joined up to provide a special bonus for Amateur Sport Bike

Continued Next Page

Dunlop Amateur Showdown winner to get National support

Sports - News Events

ADULTA person who has stopped

growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle

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class (approx 600cc) competitors A two round points-paying Series will recognize the appropriate Sport Bike-type class races at the SOAR and RACE-hosted events determining the top rising star in that category The racer who achieves the best combined result from the two race ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo will receive a competition award sponsoring their entry for the final Amateur Sport Bike Mopar CSBK National rounds at Canadian Tire Motorsport Park August 15-17Dunlop distributor Pro 6 Cycle and CSBK will supply competitor entry and racing tires to the winner of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo for the

CTMP National weekend The entry will include both Saturday and Sunday Amateur Sport Bike double header rounds with the successful Amateur competitor receiving a maximum of six Dunlop DOT-type class appropriate racing tires for use during the three day eventThe winning competitor must not have held a Pro motorcycle roadracing License nor can they have competed in more than two previous National races SOAR and RACE organizers will be the final judges of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo and ensure that all competitors respect the structure and spirit of the bonus competitionFor more information please check the SOAR (soaracingca) and RACE Events (Shannonvillecom) official web sites

Sports - News Events

DatesMay 16thJune 20thJuly 25thAugust 15thSeptember 12th

Registration opens at 5pm on the day of the event followed by racing at 7pm All racers must havevalid motorcycle drivers licensefull faced Snell 05 approved helmetgauntlet style leather glovesleather jacketleather bootscompetitors exceeding 120 mph will be required to wear full leathersMotorcycles must be in good working order and will be required to pass tech inspection prior to their first pass CLICK HERE for additional information on the Mission Raceway Park and their street legal Friday night races

2014 CMDRA Bracket Racing at Mission Raceway

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Sports Events

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

THE 27th

THREE DAY

May 171819 ndash 2014 ndash at Scotch Creek

All usual Classes ndash Entry $25 per day - $10 Vintage - Kids free

The Old Guy in 1971

Dean Seaman 2014

171819 ndash 2014 ndash171819 ndash 2014 ndash

This year the event will enter a new era with a two day Modern Trial

Total results will count for the overall Championship

Round 2 in Rocky Mountain House ABRound 3 in Ymir BC

We also have planned a Kids Trialon the Saturday night for

Both Electric and engine powered bikes Camping is good with Porta -Potties on site

Call for details of Motels etc

Phone Outlaw Dave for further info (250) 545-6139Directions - Follow the road to Scotch Creek from Hiway one West of Sorrento Then turn left

At Leopold road at the top of the hill after you leave town (Tire sign on left) red arrows from that point

A big thanks to the land owners for the use of this fantastic area

Modern Trial - Saturday amp Sunday - Vintage Monday Start time 10am all three days

13 13 13 13 13 13

For13 Immediate13 Release13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 May13 813 201413 13 CMDRA13 Announces13 Revised13 201413 Schedule13 13 The13 Canadian13 Motorcycle13 Drag13 Racing13 Association13 is13 releasing13 details13 of13 their13 updated13 201413 schedule13 The13 six13 race13 series13 which13 includes13 events13 in13 British13 Columbia13 Alberta13 and13 Ontario13 required13 revision13 following13 the13 unexpected13 announcement13 of13 the13 suspension13 of13 operations13 at13 one13 of13 the13 venues13 included13 in13 the13 original13 schedule13 13

Revised13 201413 Schedule13 June13 141513 13 Grand13 Bend13 Motorplex13 Grand13 Bend13 ON13 June13 2213 (113 day13 event)13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 July13 121313 13 13 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13 August13 232413 13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 Fort13 St13 John13 BC13 September13 6713 13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 September13 272813 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13

13

13 13

13 CMDRA13 Executive13 Director13 Kevin13 Shupac13 commented13 ldquoThe13 CMDRA13 is13 sincerely13 thankful13 for13 the13 support13 the13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 and13 Castrol13 Raceway13 and13 all13 of13 the13 tracks13 the13 CMDRA13 will13 visit13 in13 201413 We13 would13 also13 like13 to13 thank13 our13 members13 for13 their13 patience13 during13 the13 past13 four13 weeksrdquo13 13 13

13 13

infocmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 13 wwwcmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 1877580900813 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 TwitterCMDRA201413 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 Facebook13 CMDRA13

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR After your hands become coated with

grease your nose will begin to itch

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Did you know that BeltDriveBettycom has the most comprehensive database of Canadian Riding Clubs on the on the internet Wersquove revamped our Riding Club directory and wersquod like to know what you think Itrsquos indexed by Province and by Type of Riding Club for easy browsing

bull Brand Specificbull Cruising and Touringbull Military bull Lifestylebull Occupation-Relatedbull Rider Rights and Freedomsbull Vintagebull Sportsbull Womenrsquos Riding Clubsbull Motorcycle Ministries

httpwwwbeltdrivebettycomcommunityriding-clubs

TIP OF THE WEEK RIDING CLUBS section REVAMPED

on Facebook has photo albums for each province and month filled with tons of events

httpwwwfacebookcomCanadianMotorcycleEventsphotos_albums

Visit our page and go to the photos link once there click on albums to find the Province and month you are interested in

You can also use our national calendars at wwwcanadianmotorcycleeventscom - filled with even more event information you can sort them right down to only one province and they are highly shareable

Our CANADIAN MOTORCYCLE EVENTS

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

ldquoIf yoursquore going to kill each other do it outside I just finished cleaningrdquo

Website Tip of the Week

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Tides roll in and tides roll out

There arenrsquot too many things in life that are predictable but ocean tides are one of them

Our family just returned from a short vacation on a Vancouver Island beach and I found the tides fascinating

Incoming tides covered the beach and at high tide you could literally see all the sandcastles wood forts and creations literally disappear under the water never to be seen again

The outgoing tides revealed a clean fresh canvas and some sea-life caught in the tidal pools left behind or laying helplessly on the beach Seagulls swooped down to shell covered areas of the beach in search of oysters that had been stranded on the half kilometer sandy beach as the eagles hovered above looking for their next snack

I could not help but think about the lsquoTides of Lifersquo where we know that until our number comes up and we face eternal judgment each day the sun will come up we will spend time with those people whom we love (family friends) and with people whom we would most likely prefer not to be spending time with (school work) and we will experience all the good and not so good that the

tides of life bring our way Night will come and in the morning we will repeat the cycle all over again

As a born-again believer I felt the tide analogy was an appropriate one The ocean washes away everything left on the beach and when we ask Christ for the forgiveness of our sins he literally washes them away Check out this verse from ldquoOur Ownerrsquos Manual for Liferdquo found in Psalm 103 verse 12 ldquoHe has removed our sins as far from us as the east is from the westrdquo

Our biker church exists to take the ldquoGood Newsrdquo and the ldquoSalvation Messagerdquo to un-churched bikers here on the West Coast In fact our prayer is that the Holy Spirit would become like a raging wildfire touching the hearts and lives of bikers resulting in an assurance of eternity with our Jesus in heaven and a life on this earth that takes on new meaning and purpose

If you think riding your scoot along a seaside highway on a hot summerrsquos day is something special just wait until you do it when Jesus Christ is at the controls of your lifehellip there is no greater lsquohighrsquo and bigger lsquorushrsquo than this All it takes is a few short words ask Jesus to forgive you for your sins tell him you that you want him to be Lord of your life Follow this up with prayer and bible reading and oh yeahhellip believe that he does in fact lsquohave your backrsquo in this life

Ride safe Ride true

Pastor Chuck

Canadian Riders Support Program Network

By joining the Canadian Riders Support Program you volunteer to provide assistance to broken down riders in your area This assistance may include providing information about nearby repair shops towing accommodations making phone calls providing directions etc While some Canadian Riders have expressed that they would be able to provide help with tools wrenching towing and even temporary accommodations the level of assistance you may provide is totally up to you as you feel comfortable and safe to do soLetrsquos face it most of us have been there away from home and broke down by the side of the road Canadian Rider Members are also listed in Belt Drive Bettyrsquos Little Black Book a resource directory currently carried in the saddlebags of thousands of Canadian Riders As a ldquoThank Yourdquo from Belt Drive Betty Canadian Riders Support Network Members receive The Busted Knuckle Chronicles E-Subscription free of charge

Come join us at httpwwwcanadianridersca

Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events

Pastor Chuck

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ON Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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ON - Events

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ON News - ON Events

If everything seems to be going well you have obviously

overlooked something

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Classified Ad of the Week

2002 Tiny Mite Cargo Trailer

Stock CTRL0033 Colour Blue Features Very clean trailer in excellent condition tons of storage good quality cargo trailer at a good price

Price $ 2495 CAD NO GST

Contact

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(780) 389-3344

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Email edwardtrikezonecom

ON Events - Classified AD of the Week

Upcoming ON EventsJune - August

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Join Veterans Law Enforement First Responders and their supporters from both Canada and the US on this overnight cross border ride to Wenatchee Washington June 7th 2014Check out httpcanamveteransrideweeblycom for details laquoHalf The Fun is Getting Thereraquo

Support Our Troops

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Support Our Troops

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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Support Our Troops

Upcoming SOT EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

Are you a veteran who owns a businessWould you like to promote your products or services but find advertising expensive

Get 50 off your first 6 months of advertisingContact Belt Drive Betty to find out about the

Veteranrsquos Business Starter Programbdbettygmailcom

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Tee Shirts Patches amp More in the BDB Store

We appreciate your support

wwwbdbstorecom

QC EVENTS

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What did the elephant say to the naked man How do you breathe through that

tiny thing

Ah lsquoFridayrsquo my second favorite F-word

August 7 - 10 2014 - In the Heart of Downtown MonctonThe MotoMoncton Festival was first launched in August of 2011 with motorcyclists from near and taking over Monctonrsquos downtown core This three-day event featured motorcycle stunt shows a burnout competition group rides throughout Southeastern New Brunswick a bike cruise through Moncton live entertainment on Main Street and much moreIn 2012 the City of Moncton was pleased to host another weekend of motorcycle madness in downtown Moncton and to welcome bikers from across the region and across the country as the city hosted both MotoMoncton and the 17th Canadian National Harley Owners Group Rally Moncton was honoured to be chosen as host city for this national event and together with MotoMoncton the HOG Rally proved to be yet another exciting motorcycle weekend in the cityThis past August 2013 MotoMoncton organizers were yet again pleased to host another successful weekend of exciting activity with thousands visiting the festival grounds throughout the weekend

The festival an initiative of the City of Moncton is made possible by the support of various partners including Downtown Moncton Centre-Ville Inc various local motorcycle dealers and clubs and other community partners

For more information and sponsorship enquiries please contact 506-383-7020 506-877-7700 of by Email infomotomonctoncaOr visit motomonctonca

MOTO MONCTON NB EVENTS

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What are three words a woman never wants to hear when shersquos making love ldquoHoney Irsquom homerdquo

NB EVENTS

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club would be very pleased if you would help support our up coming charity event in support of the DECH Childrenrsquos Ward

This year our Toy Ride takes place June 14th 2014 We are celebrating our 30th Ride Register early to receive a limited Edition 30th Anniversary Shirt

Registration forms online at

httpfrederictonmotorcycleclubcaHomephp

The ride begins at the parking lot of the Canadian Tire Two Nations Crossing (North Side) On site registration between 930 am amp 1045 am Ride begins at 11 am sharp

The Motorcyclist will enjoy a scenic country ride via Nashwack Bridge to Stanley At the Stanley school there will be a barbeque Show-N-Shine 5050 draw silent auction etc

The group will return via the Royal Road ending up at the DECH for the presentations of the Toys and monies raised to the Child Life Unit of the DECH

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club has been the most consistent supporter of the DECH Childrenrsquos Life Unit since 1985 All of the funds raised and Toys collected go to the hospitalized Children

Please share this email with all your friends Help us Brighten A Childrsquos Stay

Fredricton Motorcycle Club Toy Ride

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Where Royal Canadian Legion Branch 350 Port DalhousieWhen Saturday 7 June Blessing starts 11am followed by the Show and Shine

Show and Shine Entry fee $1000

11 trophies up for grabsbull Best in Show 1st 2nd 3rd placebull Best cruiser 1st amp 2nd placebull Best touring 1st and 2nd placebull Best sport bike 1st amp 2nd placebull Best sport touring 1st amp 2nd place

BBQ burgers and sausage on a bun for sale 5050 draw coffee and donutsAll proceeds to support the Royal Canadian Legion Port DalhousieI challenge all Bike clubs in the Niagara area to attend this wonderful event Hosted by the Working Stiffs Riding ClubCanadian Legion Branch 350 Located at 600 Ontario St St Catharines ON L2N 7P8 (Known as Port Dalhousie ) 905-934-1261 Please use Joe Caruso as a contact andor myself Joes email address is kawasaki07bellnet andor faronleonardhotmailcom Thank You look forward to meeting some day

Blessing of the Motorbikersquos and Show and Shine

NB News Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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Actor WisdomThere are four questions of value in lifehellip What is sacred Of what is the spirit made What is worth living for and what is worth dying for The answer to each is the same Only love~ Johnny Depp

Polymath WisdomBelieve none of what you hear and half of what you see- Benjamin Franklin

Spiritual Leader WisdomHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else yoursquore the one who gets burned ~ Buddha

Educator WisdomPeople who consider themselves victims of their circumstances will always remain victims unless they develop a greater vision for their lives ~ Stedman Graham~

Spiritual Teacher WisdomIt is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living ~ Eckhart Tolle

Lithographer WisdomA positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort ndash Herm Albright

I just got back from a pleasure trip I took my mother-in-law to

the airport

WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events

R RWYZWMNrsquoSWORDS TO THE WISE

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Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

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NS Events

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I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

Select Arrows to view events

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A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

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Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

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  • In Search Of Lost Indians
  • BC Events
  • International News Events
  • National Events
  • From the Depths of File 13 - I Hate Mondays
  • AB News - Events
  • David Pocock - AB Events
  • Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events
  • RAGE - SK Events
  • SK Events
  • Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle
  • Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List
  • bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events
  • SK News - Word Search
  • SK News Events
  • MB Events
  • The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener
  • Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful
  • ON News Events
  • ON Events
  • sport - News Events
  • Sports Events
  • Website Tip of the Week
  • Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events
  • ON Events
  • ON Events - Classified AD of the Week
  • Support Our Troops
  • QC Events
  • NB Events
  • NB News Events
  • WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events
  • NS Events
  • NL Events
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AB Events

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FOR MORE INFORMATIONCall us at 1-780-906-6968Visit us online at wwwdreamhaulersinccom Or email us at dreamhaulersincgmailcom

Edmonton 1-800-661-4902Braithwaite Boyle Building11816 - 124 Street

ITrsquoS THE ONLY LAW WE DOTM

wwwAccidentInjuryLawyercom

Calgary 1-877-230-0091Braithwaite Boyle Centre1701 Centre Street N

Free ConsultationCall any local toll-free

number 24 hours

Serving Riders in AlbertaBC Yukon and NWT

Red Deer 1-877-314-0123Braithwaite Boyle Annex3401 Gaetz Avenue

Proud sponsors of

INJURY CONTROLRESEARCH GROUPFaculty of MedicineUniversity of Alberta

The Canadian Paraplegic Association

Someone stole all my credit cards but I wonrsquot be

reporting it Thethief spends less than my wife did

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Get your event information to us - we cannot promote what we donrsquot have

an informed community is a strong communityeventsbeltdrivebettycom

AB Events

13

2120 Sparrow Drive Nisku

Phone (780) 955-2581

wwwrigpigclubcom

2120 Sparrow Drive Nisku

Phone(780) 955-2581 Toll Free Reservations 1-800-420-1596

wwwairwaysinnca

2120 Sparrow Drive Nisku Alberta T9E 8A2Phone (780) 955-2581 bull Fax (780) 955-9466

Reservations Toll Free 1-800-420-1596

C O U N T R Y I N N

ldquoThe Original International Airport Hotelrdquo

A I R P O R T P A R K I N G

2110 Sparrow Drive Nisku

Phone (780) 955-2336wwwblackjacksroadhousecom

TEXTING CODES FOR SENIOR CITIZENS AS FOLLOWS

ATD - At the Doctorrsquos

BFF - Best Friendrsquos Funeral

BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth [this one is very hilarious]

CBM - Covered by Medicare

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Busted Knuckle ChroniclescopyThe

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

AB Events

Upcoming ab EventsAll Events

Select arrows to view events

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When We RideTalk with a group of riders and yoursquoll soon realize that the reasons we choose to ride a motorcycle are very different for each and every one of us The riding community in Saskatchewan is made up of a very diverse and broad group of people Many of us ride alone or with a few friends never joining or belonging to a club organization or group We simply plate our motorcycles and ride every chance we get

In 2013 there were 27439 motorcycles registered (at some part of the riding season by either plates

or permits) These motorcycles were registered in 626 different locations We are literally spread ALL OVER this province

All of us do share 4 common things1 the roads we ride on2 the traffic we ride with3 the reality that we all have zero control over

what another driver rider is going to do when in traffic on the highway in a parking lot or basically anywhere

4 that we need to be aware alert and riding for any and all situations at all times

It does not matter how long yoursquove been riding the type of motorcycle you are riding your age the others you may be riding with the length of your hair how cool your jacket is the type of gear to choose to (or not to) wear and on and on and on

The only thing that matters is how much you are paying attention when you are riding and that you are riding to your own personal ability as a rider

In Saskatchewan the top major reasons a motorcyclist uses when an accident does occur are

1 Inattention - yeshellipmotorcyclists use this as a reason when they have an accident

2 Road condition excessive loose gravel ndash ride for the conditions of the road you seeing in front of you and that you are on Loose gravel and dirt on the road surface is a huge problem all year roundhellipnot just till the roads are cleaned in the Cities

3 Driver inexperience confusion ndash there are a lot of new riders out there and riders who are returning to their motorcycles after many years This has nothing to do with the age of a rider

4 Wild life (animals) ndash yes we do a lot of riding where there is wild life

5 Careless Driving Stunting ndash going too fast passing improperly following too closely etc

This information was taken from a Causation Study done from 2007 ndash 2012 by Traffic Safety Services ndash SGI

So when you get on your motorcycle for the first time this seasonhellipand every time you ride Please rememberhellip

bull ride like you will never be given the right of way

bull ride like you are never seenbull watch the conditions of the road you

are riding on at all timesBe defensive alert aware and always on guard

Rhonda CwynarPresident RAGERiders Against Government Exploitation

RAGE - SK Events

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SK Events

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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SK Events

HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONrsquoT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF ALL MY FRIENDS ARE MAD BECAUSE THEY THINK I AM

SHOUTING AT THEM OVER INTERNET PLEASE HELP

We always hold hands If I let go she shops

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Special thanks to Sven Bernard of Johnny Pag Motorcycles of Canada for donating the bike that the

Canadian Legion of Riders in North Battleford Saskatchewan won

They are raffling it off to raise funds for their projects

Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle

NAME

ADDRESS

PHONE

1st Prize Custom Painted Johnny Pag Motorcycle valued at $8500 supplied by Johnny Pag Motorcycles of Canada amp Belt Drive Betty WC Distributing 1-780-881-56782nd Prize Autographed Andrew Albers Minnesota Twins Jersey3rd Prize Autographed Bobby Hull Chicago Black Hawks Jersey Proceeds to Veteran related charities

Canadian Legion of Riders Charity RaffleDraw July 13 2014 at Rockinrsquo the Rink Meota SK at Midnight

Lottery Licence RR13-0504

Tickets $5 each

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Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List

Saskatchewan Ride for SightElbow Arena and Fairgrounds

Save the Date June 20 - 22 2014

Pondarosa MH amp RV ParkLocated on Trans Canada Highway

east side of Swift Current SK Ph (306) 773-5000

Open all year

RV and Tenting sites creekside ~Full or Partial Hook-ups BathroomsShowers ~ Laundry Facilities ~ Internet

CAA Approved

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FreedomIt is a hard concept to really truly wrap your mind around We here in the west are quick to pound our chest and proclaim that we are the proud and free The sad thing is freedom is a mirage lingering on the horizon For many of us we work an honest day work ride our bikes in the mean time we complain about politics to our friends but we never really do anything about it other than some grumbles We could be plopped down in any part of the world and our lives would change very little That is not freedom - only the allusion of freedom

As we sit idly by watching our police forces militarize we blindly seek out more rules more regulations Irsquom not sure what the tipping point was what had caused us to shift our focus from freedom true freedom to regulation I do remember growing up in the seventies We didnrsquot have clasps and locks on the cabinets our mothers never absently minded left us in the kitchen by ourselves When I was bad in school I was sent to the Principalrsquos office and was punished by a leather strap across my behind (I still donrsquot swear)

Trying out for sport teams was a try out Not everyone made the team The ones that didnrsquot spent the year shooting pucks into pails snagging baseballs rolling off of roofs until we were good enough to make the team the next year We had winners and losers and even in the playground

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

Continued Next Page

-bad Uncle Monkey

bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events

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when the next goal won each and every one of us knew exactly what the score was and who the real winner was It drove us to be better Sports were not for everyone though Those that didnrsquot excel on the field read books created art Of my friends growing up some went on to play in the NHL my cousin is a mover and shaker in Silicon Valley designing and programming many of the things we use today Others became mechanics and plumbers-the blue collar workers who keep this world running Yet others became doctors and lawyers others became successful actors and musicians teachers and mothers But somewhere someone decide to level the playing field that we were all special little stars Everyone made the team everyone got a medal That it wasnrsquot fair that someone would succeed where others couldnrsquot That parenting should fall on someone elsersquos shoulder - daycares teachers the government Society forgot that it was suppose to be harder for the asthma kid with the deformed leg to play sports Society forgot that those disadvantaged who truly wanted and worked hard still found success We threw away personal responsibility personal accountability If a person backs over a kid in their driveway its not because they are a bad driver

not because they are a bad parent not because they were not paying attention - it is because the company didnrsquot put sensors on the back of the car If a kid shoots up a school its not because of mental illness not because of bad parenting or teaching

- its because the government didnrsquot take away our guns (Considering the recent rash of stabbings in schools and malls it is obvious that person will use any and all things) Each of these small steps was on our freedom pushing it a little farther down into the dirt Our last freedom is freedom of speech that Irsquom allowed to speak my mind here Freedom as long as Irsquom mindful of sponsors event organizersWhen will we regain our freedom Should we regain our freedom Read K Randall Ballrsquos Sam Chopper Orwell to find out what will happen if we donrsquot

-bad Uncle Monkey

E K D M Q T V M Y M B M M G I S M T S O Y E M N T E I E E Q Z X E E A E O O B R I A H N P N I J R A N C L D G B C C A C H S B A C I T D I L U E I M S H I I E T A G S R I D E N D G M U T A M D T R I E K C N R N M E R I D E N U N L U L O A E E H M M C E M N R G A E O U G N M M P S Z R O M E A I M F M V M C M E N S T R U A L R R R A N K E Y H N M H I V V W O P E O X N C R A N S F A A S B M Z M Y R M J S U Y A E L L D A E T S E R E M E M T M M S E M E M O R I A L I Z E M L E E W Z X C A E M E N A C I N G U R N A I L E H P O T S I H P E M C A A O R M E R I T E D X N E L U I C G H O R T Q X S A Y L E R E M T I E Z M Q M E K V R R W V Z B D N O R C E W S I T I H P E M L B N E U Y P M S H R E T I R O M E M X M S

MEMORANDUMBOOKMEMORIALISTMEMORIALIZEMEMORIALSMEMORITERMEMORIZEMEMSAHIBMENACINGMENAGEMENAGERYMENDICANCYMENDICANTMENDICATEMENDICITYMENSES

MENSTRUALMENSTRUUMMENTICULTUREMEPHISTOPHELIANMEPHITICMEPHITISMERACIOUSMERCATUREMERCHANGMANMERELLESMERELYMERESTEADMERFOLKMERGEDMERITED

Continued from Previous Page

bad Uncle Monkey - Word Search Belt Drive BettyrsquosWordsearchR R

How come we put a man on the moon before realizing it would be a good idea to put

wheels on suitcases

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SK News Events

Dare to KnowWhat your body

needs to heal itself

The BodyTalk Systemwith Practitioner Bev Groot

To book an appointment or find out more about the BodyTalk System call

3069815686

Upcoming SK EventsAll Events

Select arrows to view events

You might be a redneck if yoursquove been married 3 times and you still have the

same in laws

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My mother taught me about TIME TRAVELldquoIf you donrsquot straighten up Irsquom going to knock you into the middle of next weekrdquo

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The Grande Prairie Toys for Tots season opener

by Belt Drive Betty

Our local Grande Prairie Toys for Tots group hosts a number of events all riding seasonThe first of those events was their annual swap meet which was held at the Army Navy Air Force Club on Saturday May 10thThere was great participation from the business community with vendors like Bear Biker Wear coming all the way from Bonnyville and Bentleyrsquos from Crestomere in central Alberta adding to the local vendorsA couple of the riding clubs were on hand and I got to interview Manimal of the Chozen Breed and Barb from the Iron Sirens ndash two great local riding clubs that are growing here in Grande Prairie

in search of

lost indians

Pages 1 - 8by Ken Aiken

Continued Next Page

Bentleys Motosicle Pain Tin

Contents

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener

35-37 The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener38-39 Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful40-44 ON News Events45-48 ON Events49-50 Sport - News Events51 Sports Events52 Website Tip of the Week53 Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events54-56 ON Events57 ON Events - Classified AD of the Week58-60 Support Our Troops61 QC Events62 Moto Moncton NB Events63 NB Events64 NB News Events65 WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events66-68 NS Events69-70 NL Events

Irsquove been in love with the same woman or 49 years If my wife ever

finds out shersquoll kill me

RR

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I also got some time with Jamie the new president of Toys for Tots and Seth the new vice presidentThese two along with the rest of the board and volunteers did a great job of organizing the event and by the looks of things they are on to a

ragingly successful season They have a ton of events planned to support our local kidsOther vendors included Uncle Buckrsquos ndash they make the BEST beef jerky around this part of the country and members of the Grandview Hutterite colony were out with some amazing gloves both gauntlets and working gloves The quality of the tanning dying and stitching is utterly fabulous Righteous Cycles was the only local bike shop on hand but they had lots to offerA wide variety of parts were on hand for almost

every brand of motorcycle out there and there were some jewelry and clothing vendors on hand as wellThere were only two vacant tables The traffic was good and the ANAVETS club did a brisk business selling breakfast and later lunchThe one thing I love about these season opener events is that a person gets to see people that

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Chozen Breed Booth

Bear and Penny Bear and his bride Penny

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Continued from Previous Pagehave been in hibernation all winter Heck I saw people that I havenrsquot seen in two and three years and it was fantasticOur local Toys for Tots does amazing work in our community and they deserve the support of every dealer and rider in the region Their next event is the Kneez in the Breeze run on May 24th Check out their poster and if you can consider attending

it I know that I had a blast last yearI myself have to be at my Defense Fund Poker Run in Nisku at Blackjacks but if you are in Grande Prairie and area and are looking for a great group to ride and share the day with you wonrsquot find much finer that the guys and gals of Grande Prairie Toys for Tots

- BDB

Righteous Cycles

Righteous Cycles

Randy Cholach and sister Patty

Iron Sirens Booth

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Itrsquos a beautiful day and you feel like going for a ride on your ATV UTV or motorcycle On the trails along the roads and waterways or on the edge of the woods there are sometimes toxic plants that are dangerous to our health Poison Ivy is more common but others are not as well known such as Giant Hogweed To help you identify them when you make stops during these rides let me show in this article three toxic plants that you may come acrossGiant HogweedShort story Originating in the Caucasus it was probably introduced to North America as an ornamental plant It has since taken root and become widespread in many European countries as well as Australia New Zealand the United States and Canada In Quebec it is considered to be an invasive alien plantDescription It can measure 2 to 5 metres high and 30 centimetres to 1 metre after mowing or cutting Its stem is robust covered in white hairs and raspberry red to purple spots spread out and well defined The leaves can reach up to 15 metres

wide by 3 metres longToxic part Its sap (a colourless odourless liquid secreted by all parts of the plant)Effects Contact with the sap followed by exposure to the sun is odourless but can produce dermatitis up to 48 hours after exposure This is characterized by redness of the skin and swelling blisters or even skin lesions at times serious resembling first or second-degree burnsPlaces Disturbed wetlands (along waterways

ditches roads etc)Take note After the wounds heal brown or white spots can linger for many months or even years on the affected areas and they can remain sensitive to the lightCanadian provinces where it is found British Columbia Ontario Quebec New BrunswickSources Deacutevelopppement durable Environnement Faune et Parcs du gouvernement du Queacutebec Santeacute et services sociaux du Queacutebec (French version only) Espace pour la vie de MontreacutealWild ParsnipDescription The flowers have light yellow-green umbels The first year the plant generally presents a low rosette of fusiform leaves while the roots are developing and flowers in the second year on a long stem before dying

Continued Next Page

V I S I T U S A T

W W W K I M P E X N E W S C O MW W W K I M P E X C O M

Hog Weed

Wild Parsnip

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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Toxic part Its sapEffects Like the Giant Hogweed its sap contains chemical products which on human skin can cause reactions similar to serious burns rashes or blistersPlaces Disturbed environments (abandoned yards open fields alongside roads etc)Take note The plantrsquos chemical composition is known to reduce weight gain and decrease fertility in cattle that eat itCanadian provinces where it is found In all provinces and territories with the exception of NunavutSources Canadian Biodiversity Information Facility from Governement of Canada Ministry of Natural Resources from Governement of OntarioPoison IvyDescription A woody perennial plant with creeping climbing or bushy glossy leaves

Toxic part Its sap contains a toxic resin (present in all parts of the plant except the pollen) Any contact with a broken part of the plant a contaminated object or an animal runs the risk of provoking a reaction The seriousness of the reaction depends on individual sensitivity the amount of sap in contact with the skin and exposed areas of the body

Effects A rash manifested by intense itching and redness Swelling and blisters can also be seen all usually between 24 to 48 hours after contact

Places River banks clearings the edge of the woods along roads etc

Take note Inhalation of smoke coming from burning Poison Ivy plants provokes an extremely painful eruption of the lining of the lungs which can lead to respiratory problems and even death

Canadian provinces where it is found In all provinces with the exception of Newfoundland-Labrador

Sources Governement of Canada Health Espace pour la vie Montreacuteal

Continued from Previous Page

Poison Ivy

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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On May 7th the official Road Captain was announced for the 4th Annual Bob Probert Ride This yearrsquos honourary grand marshal is the beautifully talented Emmy Award nominated Jacqueline MacInnes

Wood Thatrsquos right our very own hometown Canadian actress disc jockey singer television host and skilled motorcycle rider will lead the estimated 1100 motorcycles on June 22nd from Thunder Road Harley-Davidson Born in Windsor Ontario she is best known for her role as Steffy Forrester on the long-running American soap opera The Bold and the Beautiful She is also the younger sister to Dani Probert the Event Co-Chair for the Bob Probert RideFor the past four years riders in vests leather boots and blue jeans revved their

engines honouring the late hockey player Bob Probert while benefitting cardiac care at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Itrsquos a fitting tribute given that Bob was a Harley-Davidson enthusiast himself and also loved participating in charity ridesJacqueline now joins the small list of past

Continued Next Page

Mike Bechard

2014 Bob Probert Ride Media LaunchON News Events

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road captains such as former hockey players and Bobrsquos teammates Tony Amonte Sheldon Kennedy and Chris Chelios All of whom led a brigade of motorcycles following a scenic routearound Windsor and Essex County riding along the water and through the county settings showcasing the arearsquos beautyThe route has planned stops in Amherstburg Colchester Belle River and the Riverside Sportsmenrsquos Club mdashthe final stop Each stop is unique and gives the riders an opportunity to get something to eat and drink while a chance to win some awesome prizes like autographed Original Six jerseysBob Probert was a local hockey icon and an enforcer who played in the National Hockey League

Continued from Previous Page

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for 16 seasons with the Detroit Red Wings and the Chicago Blackhawks He passed away in 2010 after suffering a heart attack while on his boat out on Lake St Clair Dani Probert Bobrsquos widow has been organizing the memorial ride since its inception in 2011 That year was especially significant because

it was the first year that she was actually able to process the overwhelming amount of supportIn the last three years motorcyclists werenrsquot the only ones who turned out for the memorial ridemdashthousands of spectators stood at the side of the road to cheer the riders on at the different stops All participants of the Bob Probert Ride have risen over $300000 to fund the expansion of the cardiac care unit at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Windsor unfortunately has one of the highest rates of cardiac emergencies in Canada and there is not enough room to meet the demands As a result routine procedures are often rescheduled to make way for emergency cases Dani Probert and the hospital boardrsquos ultimate goal are to make the unit open 247 and have two beds available for angioplasty instead of just oneItrsquos hard to put into words how the communityrsquos support has helped Dani and her four children Brogan Tierney Jack and Declyn after such an immense loss In addition the family looks forward to this yearrsquos ride being even bigger with riders from

all over including Michigan paying homage to their father ldquoThe Enforcerrdquo Bob ProbertThe date for the 2014 Bob Probert Ride is June 22nd and all up-to-date information can be found on the website wwwprobertridecomRide safe ride freeMike ldquoChopperrdquo Bechard

Continued from Previous Page

ON News Events

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The 2014 ldquoRide for MSrdquo now in its 6th year is on Sunday September 21 2014 Shar Good Event Organizer recounts ldquoIt has been a learning experience receiving the help of Mike Bechard of the Lone Wolf Clubhouse back in the beginning to bring to life my dream of an event such as this since my diagnosis of Multiple

Sclerosis in 1985 I wanted to make a difference and help in any way I couldrdquo Good explains ldquoMultiple Sclerosis is the most commonly diagnosed neurological disease found in individuals between the ages of 15 to 40mdashthis area of Southwestern Ontario has a high number of affected people Reports from local neurologists tell us that approximately 700 to 800 citizens in our area have been diagnosedGood went on to say ldquoAll motorcycle riders are welcome to participate in the Ride for MS poker run to benefit the Windsor-Essex County Chapter of the MS Society of Canada This great ride starts and ends with a full course family style dinner at the Columbus Center of South Windsor 2014 Columbus Drive in Windsor Registration begins at 900AM and will run until 1030AM Registration Fees are as follows Rider $30 (FREE with $100 in Pledges) Passenger $20 (Free with $100 in Pledges) Participants are encouraged to collect pledges to receive pledge awards that start at $200 with Gas Cards awarded for pledges starting at $250 The Pledge Award Tier is provided on the pledge sheet available for download at wwwlonewolfclubhousecom and wwwmssocietycachaptersessexcommunityhtm The first stop of the poker run will be The Leaf in Windsor where you are welcome to have a full breakfast from the menu followed by stops at The

Sandbar Waterfront Grill (providing lunch specials) Birdiersquos Perch out in Leamington (providing FREE bottled water) the Pelee Island Winery in Kingsville (providing FREE wine tasting) Crabby Joersquos in Essex with the last optional stop being at Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery where you will receive a 6th optional card for your poker handrdquo Shar goes on to explain the 6th poker stop is optional giving you an extra chance to get either the Best or Worst Poker Hand of the day and win a prize for each Six stops in total are allocated along the 100 mile route Itrsquos so much fun itrsquos wonderful to be able to host a fundraiser that puts a smile on everyonersquos facerdquo Once back at the Columbus Center of S Windsor there is a family style dinner and an opportunity to participate in a 5050 Draw a Chinese Auction and a Gift Certificate Grab Bag There are Door Prizes for the ride participants using their Free Door Prize ticket they received upon Registration Good goes on to welcome non-riders as there are DINNER ONLY TICKETS available for $25 each and when purchasing in a set of 2 tickets a tax receipt for $20 will be issued Shar reiterates ldquoBikers Sponsors Volunteers amp Contributors to the event make it happen We have been blessed in the past and again this year with this event being sponsored by DIAMOND SPONSORSHIPS Biz X The Leaf Families First amp Leather King and RUBY SPONSORSHIPS UNIFOR Local 444 Robinson Motorcycle Avon Canada Fran Sales CrsquoEst Bon Lone Wolf Clubhouse Comfort Inn Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery Pelee Island Winery Sandbar Waterfront Grill Steversquos Auto Shine Birdiersquos Perch Canadian Tire (Tecumseh Rd E Windsor) Molson Coors and Belt Drive Betty The contributions of businesses in our community of door prizes and auction items add personality to the event

Good is happy to report ldquoTo date the Ride for MS has raised $33900 that has been used in assisting those with MS to subsidize the purchase of much needed assisted that enhance the quality of their

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livesrdquo As Event Planner amp Creator Good observes first hand how the money raised facilitates those living with multiple sclerosis Having MS herself she works with the Windsor-Essex County Chapter as a past board member aiding their membership almost on a daily basis Good reflects on her past involvement with the society and what she learned ldquoI was amazed with how much the special equipment cost and was surprised with the amounts that were not covered The depths that the society had to go through to make sure people with MS got

the equipment they needed when they needed it amazed merdquo This is where the Ride for MS and the funds raised from this event come into play ldquoThe society informs the participant of this event annually at the dinner as to how the funds raised were used which is importantrdquo says Good ldquothe feeling you get when a recipient of these funds find out you are a participant of the event that helped them obtain a piece of equipment gives you a hug and says thank you is surrealrdquoJoin us on Sunday September 21st and make someonersquos wish for a better quality of life become a reality For more information you may contact Shar at (519) 798-3858 or by email at shar54xplornetca SUBJECT Ride for MS

ON News Events

Whatever you do in life always give 100 Unless yoursquore

donating blood

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Grand Bendrsquos ldquoVintage Bike DaysrdquoThis years Annual ldquoShow amp Shinerdquo event will be held in Grand Bend and takes place on Sunday July 20 2014 from 1000am until around 1pm right on Grand Bendrsquos Main Street (exact location will be announced soon)Again this year there is no registration fee no official judging no vendors and itrsquos NOT a swap-meet but there will be a group ride from Main Street to the Grand Bend MOTORPLEX Raceway

to enjoy the Vintage Road Racing Associations ldquoSUMMER CLASSICrdquo EventVintage related club and group displays are encouragedJust show up and proudly show off your scooters and motorcycles All makes and models of Vintage amp Classic bikes are most welcomeFind us on Facebook httpwwwfacebookcompagesGrand-Bends-Vintage-Bike-Days204561802964090sk=wallampapp_data

HHR RouteDetails are here We are assembling in front of the HQ building at CFB Trenton with the ride departing at 1145 Due to some issues related to our permit that could not be resolved in the short time remaining before our Ride we in the interest in safety and the show must go on have decided to move our Rally to the Whitby Entertainment Centrum This is where the ride will end It is the same location as our assembly last yearJoin us as we welcome home our HEROES as the mission has ended in Afghanistan for our Canadian ForcesHope to see many of you there

ON Events

2930 Haldimand Road 20 Cayuga1st Annual Autism Rodeo amp Family Day Charity Event to raise funds for Autism

11am-5pm Family Time bull Live bands ~ TBAbull Kids Gamesbull Face Paintingbull Free BBQ amp Drink with admission

5pm-2am Adults ONLY~Rodeo Timebull Motorcycle Gamesbull Show N Shine bull Pig Roastbull Live Bands ~ TBAbull Beer Kegs

Overnight Camping (Adults Only) Sponsors

raquo Motorcycle Enhancements raquo Tattz AndCompany raquo Black widow paintball amp Airsoftl raquo Mainway Sports raquo Action Auto raquo Paula Manto Swick Registered Disability

Savings Plan Rep raquo CrazeePaint Airbrushing

VendorsTattz AndCompanyBlack widow Paintball amp AirsoftPaula Manto Swick Registered Disability Savings Plan Rep

All proceeds go to Autism Awarenes

Autism Rodeo amp Family Day - August 2nd 2014

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Why a round pizza gets delivered in a square box

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ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo Winner of Combined SOAR and RACE Events Get CSBK National Support (csbkca)This Ontario motorcycle roadracing season sanctioning groups SOAR and RACE are working together with a pair of Series race

weekends SOAR is hosting the RACE group at Grand Bend Raceway on June 13-15 while RACE returns the favor by hosting SOAR racers at Shannonville Motorsport Park June 27-29 As part of this co-promotion Dunlop racing tire distributor Pro 6 Cycle and the National Mopar CSBK organizing group have also joined up to provide a special bonus for Amateur Sport Bike

Continued Next Page

Dunlop Amateur Showdown winner to get National support

Sports - News Events

ADULTA person who has stopped

growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle

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class (approx 600cc) competitors A two round points-paying Series will recognize the appropriate Sport Bike-type class races at the SOAR and RACE-hosted events determining the top rising star in that category The racer who achieves the best combined result from the two race ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo will receive a competition award sponsoring their entry for the final Amateur Sport Bike Mopar CSBK National rounds at Canadian Tire Motorsport Park August 15-17Dunlop distributor Pro 6 Cycle and CSBK will supply competitor entry and racing tires to the winner of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo for the

CTMP National weekend The entry will include both Saturday and Sunday Amateur Sport Bike double header rounds with the successful Amateur competitor receiving a maximum of six Dunlop DOT-type class appropriate racing tires for use during the three day eventThe winning competitor must not have held a Pro motorcycle roadracing License nor can they have competed in more than two previous National races SOAR and RACE organizers will be the final judges of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo and ensure that all competitors respect the structure and spirit of the bonus competitionFor more information please check the SOAR (soaracingca) and RACE Events (Shannonvillecom) official web sites

Sports - News Events

DatesMay 16thJune 20thJuly 25thAugust 15thSeptember 12th

Registration opens at 5pm on the day of the event followed by racing at 7pm All racers must havevalid motorcycle drivers licensefull faced Snell 05 approved helmetgauntlet style leather glovesleather jacketleather bootscompetitors exceeding 120 mph will be required to wear full leathersMotorcycles must be in good working order and will be required to pass tech inspection prior to their first pass CLICK HERE for additional information on the Mission Raceway Park and their street legal Friday night races

2014 CMDRA Bracket Racing at Mission Raceway

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Sports Events

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

THE 27th

THREE DAY

May 171819 ndash 2014 ndash at Scotch Creek

All usual Classes ndash Entry $25 per day - $10 Vintage - Kids free

The Old Guy in 1971

Dean Seaman 2014

171819 ndash 2014 ndash171819 ndash 2014 ndash

This year the event will enter a new era with a two day Modern Trial

Total results will count for the overall Championship

Round 2 in Rocky Mountain House ABRound 3 in Ymir BC

We also have planned a Kids Trialon the Saturday night for

Both Electric and engine powered bikes Camping is good with Porta -Potties on site

Call for details of Motels etc

Phone Outlaw Dave for further info (250) 545-6139Directions - Follow the road to Scotch Creek from Hiway one West of Sorrento Then turn left

At Leopold road at the top of the hill after you leave town (Tire sign on left) red arrows from that point

A big thanks to the land owners for the use of this fantastic area

Modern Trial - Saturday amp Sunday - Vintage Monday Start time 10am all three days

13 13 13 13 13 13

For13 Immediate13 Release13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 May13 813 201413 13 CMDRA13 Announces13 Revised13 201413 Schedule13 13 The13 Canadian13 Motorcycle13 Drag13 Racing13 Association13 is13 releasing13 details13 of13 their13 updated13 201413 schedule13 The13 six13 race13 series13 which13 includes13 events13 in13 British13 Columbia13 Alberta13 and13 Ontario13 required13 revision13 following13 the13 unexpected13 announcement13 of13 the13 suspension13 of13 operations13 at13 one13 of13 the13 venues13 included13 in13 the13 original13 schedule13 13

Revised13 201413 Schedule13 June13 141513 13 Grand13 Bend13 Motorplex13 Grand13 Bend13 ON13 June13 2213 (113 day13 event)13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 July13 121313 13 13 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13 August13 232413 13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 Fort13 St13 John13 BC13 September13 6713 13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 September13 272813 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13

13

13 13

13 CMDRA13 Executive13 Director13 Kevin13 Shupac13 commented13 ldquoThe13 CMDRA13 is13 sincerely13 thankful13 for13 the13 support13 the13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 and13 Castrol13 Raceway13 and13 all13 of13 the13 tracks13 the13 CMDRA13 will13 visit13 in13 201413 We13 would13 also13 like13 to13 thank13 our13 members13 for13 their13 patience13 during13 the13 past13 four13 weeksrdquo13 13 13

13 13

infocmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 13 wwwcmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 1877580900813 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 TwitterCMDRA201413 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 Facebook13 CMDRA13

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR After your hands become coated with

grease your nose will begin to itch

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Did you know that BeltDriveBettycom has the most comprehensive database of Canadian Riding Clubs on the on the internet Wersquove revamped our Riding Club directory and wersquod like to know what you think Itrsquos indexed by Province and by Type of Riding Club for easy browsing

bull Brand Specificbull Cruising and Touringbull Military bull Lifestylebull Occupation-Relatedbull Rider Rights and Freedomsbull Vintagebull Sportsbull Womenrsquos Riding Clubsbull Motorcycle Ministries

httpwwwbeltdrivebettycomcommunityriding-clubs

TIP OF THE WEEK RIDING CLUBS section REVAMPED

on Facebook has photo albums for each province and month filled with tons of events

httpwwwfacebookcomCanadianMotorcycleEventsphotos_albums

Visit our page and go to the photos link once there click on albums to find the Province and month you are interested in

You can also use our national calendars at wwwcanadianmotorcycleeventscom - filled with even more event information you can sort them right down to only one province and they are highly shareable

Our CANADIAN MOTORCYCLE EVENTS

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

ldquoIf yoursquore going to kill each other do it outside I just finished cleaningrdquo

Website Tip of the Week

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Tides roll in and tides roll out

There arenrsquot too many things in life that are predictable but ocean tides are one of them

Our family just returned from a short vacation on a Vancouver Island beach and I found the tides fascinating

Incoming tides covered the beach and at high tide you could literally see all the sandcastles wood forts and creations literally disappear under the water never to be seen again

The outgoing tides revealed a clean fresh canvas and some sea-life caught in the tidal pools left behind or laying helplessly on the beach Seagulls swooped down to shell covered areas of the beach in search of oysters that had been stranded on the half kilometer sandy beach as the eagles hovered above looking for their next snack

I could not help but think about the lsquoTides of Lifersquo where we know that until our number comes up and we face eternal judgment each day the sun will come up we will spend time with those people whom we love (family friends) and with people whom we would most likely prefer not to be spending time with (school work) and we will experience all the good and not so good that the

tides of life bring our way Night will come and in the morning we will repeat the cycle all over again

As a born-again believer I felt the tide analogy was an appropriate one The ocean washes away everything left on the beach and when we ask Christ for the forgiveness of our sins he literally washes them away Check out this verse from ldquoOur Ownerrsquos Manual for Liferdquo found in Psalm 103 verse 12 ldquoHe has removed our sins as far from us as the east is from the westrdquo

Our biker church exists to take the ldquoGood Newsrdquo and the ldquoSalvation Messagerdquo to un-churched bikers here on the West Coast In fact our prayer is that the Holy Spirit would become like a raging wildfire touching the hearts and lives of bikers resulting in an assurance of eternity with our Jesus in heaven and a life on this earth that takes on new meaning and purpose

If you think riding your scoot along a seaside highway on a hot summerrsquos day is something special just wait until you do it when Jesus Christ is at the controls of your lifehellip there is no greater lsquohighrsquo and bigger lsquorushrsquo than this All it takes is a few short words ask Jesus to forgive you for your sins tell him you that you want him to be Lord of your life Follow this up with prayer and bible reading and oh yeahhellip believe that he does in fact lsquohave your backrsquo in this life

Ride safe Ride true

Pastor Chuck

Canadian Riders Support Program Network

By joining the Canadian Riders Support Program you volunteer to provide assistance to broken down riders in your area This assistance may include providing information about nearby repair shops towing accommodations making phone calls providing directions etc While some Canadian Riders have expressed that they would be able to provide help with tools wrenching towing and even temporary accommodations the level of assistance you may provide is totally up to you as you feel comfortable and safe to do soLetrsquos face it most of us have been there away from home and broke down by the side of the road Canadian Rider Members are also listed in Belt Drive Bettyrsquos Little Black Book a resource directory currently carried in the saddlebags of thousands of Canadian Riders As a ldquoThank Yourdquo from Belt Drive Betty Canadian Riders Support Network Members receive The Busted Knuckle Chronicles E-Subscription free of charge

Come join us at httpwwwcanadianridersca

Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events

Pastor Chuck

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G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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ON News - ON Events

If everything seems to be going well you have obviously

overlooked something

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Classified Ad of the Week

2002 Tiny Mite Cargo Trailer

Stock CTRL0033 Colour Blue Features Very clean trailer in excellent condition tons of storage good quality cargo trailer at a good price

Price $ 2495 CAD NO GST

Contact

Trike Zone

(780) 389-3344

Mulhurst Bay AB

Email edwardtrikezonecom

ON Events - Classified AD of the Week

Upcoming ON EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

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Join Veterans Law Enforement First Responders and their supporters from both Canada and the US on this overnight cross border ride to Wenatchee Washington June 7th 2014Check out httpcanamveteransrideweeblycom for details laquoHalf The Fun is Getting Thereraquo

Support Our Troops

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Support Our Troops

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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Support Our Troops

Upcoming SOT EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

Are you a veteran who owns a businessWould you like to promote your products or services but find advertising expensive

Get 50 off your first 6 months of advertisingContact Belt Drive Betty to find out about the

Veteranrsquos Business Starter Programbdbettygmailcom

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Tee Shirts Patches amp More in the BDB Store

We appreciate your support

wwwbdbstorecom

QC EVENTS

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What did the elephant say to the naked man How do you breathe through that

tiny thing

Ah lsquoFridayrsquo my second favorite F-word

August 7 - 10 2014 - In the Heart of Downtown MonctonThe MotoMoncton Festival was first launched in August of 2011 with motorcyclists from near and taking over Monctonrsquos downtown core This three-day event featured motorcycle stunt shows a burnout competition group rides throughout Southeastern New Brunswick a bike cruise through Moncton live entertainment on Main Street and much moreIn 2012 the City of Moncton was pleased to host another weekend of motorcycle madness in downtown Moncton and to welcome bikers from across the region and across the country as the city hosted both MotoMoncton and the 17th Canadian National Harley Owners Group Rally Moncton was honoured to be chosen as host city for this national event and together with MotoMoncton the HOG Rally proved to be yet another exciting motorcycle weekend in the cityThis past August 2013 MotoMoncton organizers were yet again pleased to host another successful weekend of exciting activity with thousands visiting the festival grounds throughout the weekend

The festival an initiative of the City of Moncton is made possible by the support of various partners including Downtown Moncton Centre-Ville Inc various local motorcycle dealers and clubs and other community partners

For more information and sponsorship enquiries please contact 506-383-7020 506-877-7700 of by Email infomotomonctoncaOr visit motomonctonca

MOTO MONCTON NB EVENTS

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What are three words a woman never wants to hear when shersquos making love ldquoHoney Irsquom homerdquo

NB EVENTS

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club would be very pleased if you would help support our up coming charity event in support of the DECH Childrenrsquos Ward

This year our Toy Ride takes place June 14th 2014 We are celebrating our 30th Ride Register early to receive a limited Edition 30th Anniversary Shirt

Registration forms online at

httpfrederictonmotorcycleclubcaHomephp

The ride begins at the parking lot of the Canadian Tire Two Nations Crossing (North Side) On site registration between 930 am amp 1045 am Ride begins at 11 am sharp

The Motorcyclist will enjoy a scenic country ride via Nashwack Bridge to Stanley At the Stanley school there will be a barbeque Show-N-Shine 5050 draw silent auction etc

The group will return via the Royal Road ending up at the DECH for the presentations of the Toys and monies raised to the Child Life Unit of the DECH

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club has been the most consistent supporter of the DECH Childrenrsquos Life Unit since 1985 All of the funds raised and Toys collected go to the hospitalized Children

Please share this email with all your friends Help us Brighten A Childrsquos Stay

Fredricton Motorcycle Club Toy Ride

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Where Royal Canadian Legion Branch 350 Port DalhousieWhen Saturday 7 June Blessing starts 11am followed by the Show and Shine

Show and Shine Entry fee $1000

11 trophies up for grabsbull Best in Show 1st 2nd 3rd placebull Best cruiser 1st amp 2nd placebull Best touring 1st and 2nd placebull Best sport bike 1st amp 2nd placebull Best sport touring 1st amp 2nd place

BBQ burgers and sausage on a bun for sale 5050 draw coffee and donutsAll proceeds to support the Royal Canadian Legion Port DalhousieI challenge all Bike clubs in the Niagara area to attend this wonderful event Hosted by the Working Stiffs Riding ClubCanadian Legion Branch 350 Located at 600 Ontario St St Catharines ON L2N 7P8 (Known as Port Dalhousie ) 905-934-1261 Please use Joe Caruso as a contact andor myself Joes email address is kawasaki07bellnet andor faronleonardhotmailcom Thank You look forward to meeting some day

Blessing of the Motorbikersquos and Show and Shine

NB News Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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Actor WisdomThere are four questions of value in lifehellip What is sacred Of what is the spirit made What is worth living for and what is worth dying for The answer to each is the same Only love~ Johnny Depp

Polymath WisdomBelieve none of what you hear and half of what you see- Benjamin Franklin

Spiritual Leader WisdomHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else yoursquore the one who gets burned ~ Buddha

Educator WisdomPeople who consider themselves victims of their circumstances will always remain victims unless they develop a greater vision for their lives ~ Stedman Graham~

Spiritual Teacher WisdomIt is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living ~ Eckhart Tolle

Lithographer WisdomA positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort ndash Herm Albright

I just got back from a pleasure trip I took my mother-in-law to

the airport

WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events

R RWYZWMNrsquoSWORDS TO THE WISE

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Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

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I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

Select Arrows to view events

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A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

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Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

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  • In Search Of Lost Indians
  • BC Events
  • International News Events
  • National Events
  • From the Depths of File 13 - I Hate Mondays
  • AB News - Events
  • David Pocock - AB Events
  • Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events
  • RAGE - SK Events
  • SK Events
  • Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle
  • Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List
  • bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events
  • SK News - Word Search
  • SK News Events
  • MB Events
  • The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener
  • Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful
  • ON News Events
  • ON Events
  • sport - News Events
  • Sports Events
  • Website Tip of the Week
  • Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events
  • ON Events
  • ON Events - Classified AD of the Week
  • Support Our Troops
  • QC Events
  • NB Events
  • NB News Events
  • WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events
  • NS Events
  • NL Events
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Get your event information to us - we cannot promote what we donrsquot have

an informed community is a strong communityeventsbeltdrivebettycom

AB Events

13

2120 Sparrow Drive Nisku

Phone (780) 955-2581

wwwrigpigclubcom

2120 Sparrow Drive Nisku

Phone(780) 955-2581 Toll Free Reservations 1-800-420-1596

wwwairwaysinnca

2120 Sparrow Drive Nisku Alberta T9E 8A2Phone (780) 955-2581 bull Fax (780) 955-9466

Reservations Toll Free 1-800-420-1596

C O U N T R Y I N N

ldquoThe Original International Airport Hotelrdquo

A I R P O R T P A R K I N G

2110 Sparrow Drive Nisku

Phone (780) 955-2336wwwblackjacksroadhousecom

TEXTING CODES FOR SENIOR CITIZENS AS FOLLOWS

ATD - At the Doctorrsquos

BFF - Best Friendrsquos Funeral

BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth [this one is very hilarious]

CBM - Covered by Medicare

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Busted Knuckle ChroniclescopyThe

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

AB Events

Upcoming ab EventsAll Events

Select arrows to view events

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When We RideTalk with a group of riders and yoursquoll soon realize that the reasons we choose to ride a motorcycle are very different for each and every one of us The riding community in Saskatchewan is made up of a very diverse and broad group of people Many of us ride alone or with a few friends never joining or belonging to a club organization or group We simply plate our motorcycles and ride every chance we get

In 2013 there were 27439 motorcycles registered (at some part of the riding season by either plates

or permits) These motorcycles were registered in 626 different locations We are literally spread ALL OVER this province

All of us do share 4 common things1 the roads we ride on2 the traffic we ride with3 the reality that we all have zero control over

what another driver rider is going to do when in traffic on the highway in a parking lot or basically anywhere

4 that we need to be aware alert and riding for any and all situations at all times

It does not matter how long yoursquove been riding the type of motorcycle you are riding your age the others you may be riding with the length of your hair how cool your jacket is the type of gear to choose to (or not to) wear and on and on and on

The only thing that matters is how much you are paying attention when you are riding and that you are riding to your own personal ability as a rider

In Saskatchewan the top major reasons a motorcyclist uses when an accident does occur are

1 Inattention - yeshellipmotorcyclists use this as a reason when they have an accident

2 Road condition excessive loose gravel ndash ride for the conditions of the road you seeing in front of you and that you are on Loose gravel and dirt on the road surface is a huge problem all year roundhellipnot just till the roads are cleaned in the Cities

3 Driver inexperience confusion ndash there are a lot of new riders out there and riders who are returning to their motorcycles after many years This has nothing to do with the age of a rider

4 Wild life (animals) ndash yes we do a lot of riding where there is wild life

5 Careless Driving Stunting ndash going too fast passing improperly following too closely etc

This information was taken from a Causation Study done from 2007 ndash 2012 by Traffic Safety Services ndash SGI

So when you get on your motorcycle for the first time this seasonhellipand every time you ride Please rememberhellip

bull ride like you will never be given the right of way

bull ride like you are never seenbull watch the conditions of the road you

are riding on at all timesBe defensive alert aware and always on guard

Rhonda CwynarPresident RAGERiders Against Government Exploitation

RAGE - SK Events

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SK Events

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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SK Events

HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONrsquoT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF ALL MY FRIENDS ARE MAD BECAUSE THEY THINK I AM

SHOUTING AT THEM OVER INTERNET PLEASE HELP

We always hold hands If I let go she shops

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Special thanks to Sven Bernard of Johnny Pag Motorcycles of Canada for donating the bike that the

Canadian Legion of Riders in North Battleford Saskatchewan won

They are raffling it off to raise funds for their projects

Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle

NAME

ADDRESS

PHONE

1st Prize Custom Painted Johnny Pag Motorcycle valued at $8500 supplied by Johnny Pag Motorcycles of Canada amp Belt Drive Betty WC Distributing 1-780-881-56782nd Prize Autographed Andrew Albers Minnesota Twins Jersey3rd Prize Autographed Bobby Hull Chicago Black Hawks Jersey Proceeds to Veteran related charities

Canadian Legion of Riders Charity RaffleDraw July 13 2014 at Rockinrsquo the Rink Meota SK at Midnight

Lottery Licence RR13-0504

Tickets $5 each

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Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List

Saskatchewan Ride for SightElbow Arena and Fairgrounds

Save the Date June 20 - 22 2014

Pondarosa MH amp RV ParkLocated on Trans Canada Highway

east side of Swift Current SK Ph (306) 773-5000

Open all year

RV and Tenting sites creekside ~Full or Partial Hook-ups BathroomsShowers ~ Laundry Facilities ~ Internet

CAA Approved

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FreedomIt is a hard concept to really truly wrap your mind around We here in the west are quick to pound our chest and proclaim that we are the proud and free The sad thing is freedom is a mirage lingering on the horizon For many of us we work an honest day work ride our bikes in the mean time we complain about politics to our friends but we never really do anything about it other than some grumbles We could be plopped down in any part of the world and our lives would change very little That is not freedom - only the allusion of freedom

As we sit idly by watching our police forces militarize we blindly seek out more rules more regulations Irsquom not sure what the tipping point was what had caused us to shift our focus from freedom true freedom to regulation I do remember growing up in the seventies We didnrsquot have clasps and locks on the cabinets our mothers never absently minded left us in the kitchen by ourselves When I was bad in school I was sent to the Principalrsquos office and was punished by a leather strap across my behind (I still donrsquot swear)

Trying out for sport teams was a try out Not everyone made the team The ones that didnrsquot spent the year shooting pucks into pails snagging baseballs rolling off of roofs until we were good enough to make the team the next year We had winners and losers and even in the playground

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

Continued Next Page

-bad Uncle Monkey

bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events

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when the next goal won each and every one of us knew exactly what the score was and who the real winner was It drove us to be better Sports were not for everyone though Those that didnrsquot excel on the field read books created art Of my friends growing up some went on to play in the NHL my cousin is a mover and shaker in Silicon Valley designing and programming many of the things we use today Others became mechanics and plumbers-the blue collar workers who keep this world running Yet others became doctors and lawyers others became successful actors and musicians teachers and mothers But somewhere someone decide to level the playing field that we were all special little stars Everyone made the team everyone got a medal That it wasnrsquot fair that someone would succeed where others couldnrsquot That parenting should fall on someone elsersquos shoulder - daycares teachers the government Society forgot that it was suppose to be harder for the asthma kid with the deformed leg to play sports Society forgot that those disadvantaged who truly wanted and worked hard still found success We threw away personal responsibility personal accountability If a person backs over a kid in their driveway its not because they are a bad driver

not because they are a bad parent not because they were not paying attention - it is because the company didnrsquot put sensors on the back of the car If a kid shoots up a school its not because of mental illness not because of bad parenting or teaching

- its because the government didnrsquot take away our guns (Considering the recent rash of stabbings in schools and malls it is obvious that person will use any and all things) Each of these small steps was on our freedom pushing it a little farther down into the dirt Our last freedom is freedom of speech that Irsquom allowed to speak my mind here Freedom as long as Irsquom mindful of sponsors event organizersWhen will we regain our freedom Should we regain our freedom Read K Randall Ballrsquos Sam Chopper Orwell to find out what will happen if we donrsquot

-bad Uncle Monkey

E K D M Q T V M Y M B M M G I S M T S O Y E M N T E I E E Q Z X E E A E O O B R I A H N P N I J R A N C L D G B C C A C H S B A C I T D I L U E I M S H I I E T A G S R I D E N D G M U T A M D T R I E K C N R N M E R I D E N U N L U L O A E E H M M C E M N R G A E O U G N M M P S Z R O M E A I M F M V M C M E N S T R U A L R R R A N K E Y H N M H I V V W O P E O X N C R A N S F A A S B M Z M Y R M J S U Y A E L L D A E T S E R E M E M T M M S E M E M O R I A L I Z E M L E E W Z X C A E M E N A C I N G U R N A I L E H P O T S I H P E M C A A O R M E R I T E D X N E L U I C G H O R T Q X S A Y L E R E M T I E Z M Q M E K V R R W V Z B D N O R C E W S I T I H P E M L B N E U Y P M S H R E T I R O M E M X M S

MEMORANDUMBOOKMEMORIALISTMEMORIALIZEMEMORIALSMEMORITERMEMORIZEMEMSAHIBMENACINGMENAGEMENAGERYMENDICANCYMENDICANTMENDICATEMENDICITYMENSES

MENSTRUALMENSTRUUMMENTICULTUREMEPHISTOPHELIANMEPHITICMEPHITISMERACIOUSMERCATUREMERCHANGMANMERELLESMERELYMERESTEADMERFOLKMERGEDMERITED

Continued from Previous Page

bad Uncle Monkey - Word Search Belt Drive BettyrsquosWordsearchR R

How come we put a man on the moon before realizing it would be a good idea to put

wheels on suitcases

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SK News Events

Dare to KnowWhat your body

needs to heal itself

The BodyTalk Systemwith Practitioner Bev Groot

To book an appointment or find out more about the BodyTalk System call

3069815686

Upcoming SK EventsAll Events

Select arrows to view events

You might be a redneck if yoursquove been married 3 times and you still have the

same in laws

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MB Events

My mother taught me about TIME TRAVELldquoIf you donrsquot straighten up Irsquom going to knock you into the middle of next weekrdquo

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The Grande Prairie Toys for Tots season opener

by Belt Drive Betty

Our local Grande Prairie Toys for Tots group hosts a number of events all riding seasonThe first of those events was their annual swap meet which was held at the Army Navy Air Force Club on Saturday May 10thThere was great participation from the business community with vendors like Bear Biker Wear coming all the way from Bonnyville and Bentleyrsquos from Crestomere in central Alberta adding to the local vendorsA couple of the riding clubs were on hand and I got to interview Manimal of the Chozen Breed and Barb from the Iron Sirens ndash two great local riding clubs that are growing here in Grande Prairie

in search of

lost indians

Pages 1 - 8by Ken Aiken

Continued Next Page

Bentleys Motosicle Pain Tin

Contents

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener

35-37 The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener38-39 Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful40-44 ON News Events45-48 ON Events49-50 Sport - News Events51 Sports Events52 Website Tip of the Week53 Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events54-56 ON Events57 ON Events - Classified AD of the Week58-60 Support Our Troops61 QC Events62 Moto Moncton NB Events63 NB Events64 NB News Events65 WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events66-68 NS Events69-70 NL Events

Irsquove been in love with the same woman or 49 years If my wife ever

finds out shersquoll kill me

RR

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I also got some time with Jamie the new president of Toys for Tots and Seth the new vice presidentThese two along with the rest of the board and volunteers did a great job of organizing the event and by the looks of things they are on to a

ragingly successful season They have a ton of events planned to support our local kidsOther vendors included Uncle Buckrsquos ndash they make the BEST beef jerky around this part of the country and members of the Grandview Hutterite colony were out with some amazing gloves both gauntlets and working gloves The quality of the tanning dying and stitching is utterly fabulous Righteous Cycles was the only local bike shop on hand but they had lots to offerA wide variety of parts were on hand for almost

every brand of motorcycle out there and there were some jewelry and clothing vendors on hand as wellThere were only two vacant tables The traffic was good and the ANAVETS club did a brisk business selling breakfast and later lunchThe one thing I love about these season opener events is that a person gets to see people that

Continued from Previous Page

Continued Next Page

Chozen Breed Booth

Bear and Penny Bear and his bride Penny

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Continued from Previous Pagehave been in hibernation all winter Heck I saw people that I havenrsquot seen in two and three years and it was fantasticOur local Toys for Tots does amazing work in our community and they deserve the support of every dealer and rider in the region Their next event is the Kneez in the Breeze run on May 24th Check out their poster and if you can consider attending

it I know that I had a blast last yearI myself have to be at my Defense Fund Poker Run in Nisku at Blackjacks but if you are in Grande Prairie and area and are looking for a great group to ride and share the day with you wonrsquot find much finer that the guys and gals of Grande Prairie Toys for Tots

- BDB

Righteous Cycles

Righteous Cycles

Randy Cholach and sister Patty

Iron Sirens Booth

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Itrsquos a beautiful day and you feel like going for a ride on your ATV UTV or motorcycle On the trails along the roads and waterways or on the edge of the woods there are sometimes toxic plants that are dangerous to our health Poison Ivy is more common but others are not as well known such as Giant Hogweed To help you identify them when you make stops during these rides let me show in this article three toxic plants that you may come acrossGiant HogweedShort story Originating in the Caucasus it was probably introduced to North America as an ornamental plant It has since taken root and become widespread in many European countries as well as Australia New Zealand the United States and Canada In Quebec it is considered to be an invasive alien plantDescription It can measure 2 to 5 metres high and 30 centimetres to 1 metre after mowing or cutting Its stem is robust covered in white hairs and raspberry red to purple spots spread out and well defined The leaves can reach up to 15 metres

wide by 3 metres longToxic part Its sap (a colourless odourless liquid secreted by all parts of the plant)Effects Contact with the sap followed by exposure to the sun is odourless but can produce dermatitis up to 48 hours after exposure This is characterized by redness of the skin and swelling blisters or even skin lesions at times serious resembling first or second-degree burnsPlaces Disturbed wetlands (along waterways

ditches roads etc)Take note After the wounds heal brown or white spots can linger for many months or even years on the affected areas and they can remain sensitive to the lightCanadian provinces where it is found British Columbia Ontario Quebec New BrunswickSources Deacutevelopppement durable Environnement Faune et Parcs du gouvernement du Queacutebec Santeacute et services sociaux du Queacutebec (French version only) Espace pour la vie de MontreacutealWild ParsnipDescription The flowers have light yellow-green umbels The first year the plant generally presents a low rosette of fusiform leaves while the roots are developing and flowers in the second year on a long stem before dying

Continued Next Page

V I S I T U S A T

W W W K I M P E X N E W S C O MW W W K I M P E X C O M

Hog Weed

Wild Parsnip

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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Toxic part Its sapEffects Like the Giant Hogweed its sap contains chemical products which on human skin can cause reactions similar to serious burns rashes or blistersPlaces Disturbed environments (abandoned yards open fields alongside roads etc)Take note The plantrsquos chemical composition is known to reduce weight gain and decrease fertility in cattle that eat itCanadian provinces where it is found In all provinces and territories with the exception of NunavutSources Canadian Biodiversity Information Facility from Governement of Canada Ministry of Natural Resources from Governement of OntarioPoison IvyDescription A woody perennial plant with creeping climbing or bushy glossy leaves

Toxic part Its sap contains a toxic resin (present in all parts of the plant except the pollen) Any contact with a broken part of the plant a contaminated object or an animal runs the risk of provoking a reaction The seriousness of the reaction depends on individual sensitivity the amount of sap in contact with the skin and exposed areas of the body

Effects A rash manifested by intense itching and redness Swelling and blisters can also be seen all usually between 24 to 48 hours after contact

Places River banks clearings the edge of the woods along roads etc

Take note Inhalation of smoke coming from burning Poison Ivy plants provokes an extremely painful eruption of the lining of the lungs which can lead to respiratory problems and even death

Canadian provinces where it is found In all provinces with the exception of Newfoundland-Labrador

Sources Governement of Canada Health Espace pour la vie Montreacuteal

Continued from Previous Page

Poison Ivy

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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On May 7th the official Road Captain was announced for the 4th Annual Bob Probert Ride This yearrsquos honourary grand marshal is the beautifully talented Emmy Award nominated Jacqueline MacInnes

Wood Thatrsquos right our very own hometown Canadian actress disc jockey singer television host and skilled motorcycle rider will lead the estimated 1100 motorcycles on June 22nd from Thunder Road Harley-Davidson Born in Windsor Ontario she is best known for her role as Steffy Forrester on the long-running American soap opera The Bold and the Beautiful She is also the younger sister to Dani Probert the Event Co-Chair for the Bob Probert RideFor the past four years riders in vests leather boots and blue jeans revved their

engines honouring the late hockey player Bob Probert while benefitting cardiac care at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Itrsquos a fitting tribute given that Bob was a Harley-Davidson enthusiast himself and also loved participating in charity ridesJacqueline now joins the small list of past

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Mike Bechard

2014 Bob Probert Ride Media LaunchON News Events

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road captains such as former hockey players and Bobrsquos teammates Tony Amonte Sheldon Kennedy and Chris Chelios All of whom led a brigade of motorcycles following a scenic routearound Windsor and Essex County riding along the water and through the county settings showcasing the arearsquos beautyThe route has planned stops in Amherstburg Colchester Belle River and the Riverside Sportsmenrsquos Club mdashthe final stop Each stop is unique and gives the riders an opportunity to get something to eat and drink while a chance to win some awesome prizes like autographed Original Six jerseysBob Probert was a local hockey icon and an enforcer who played in the National Hockey League

Continued from Previous Page

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for 16 seasons with the Detroit Red Wings and the Chicago Blackhawks He passed away in 2010 after suffering a heart attack while on his boat out on Lake St Clair Dani Probert Bobrsquos widow has been organizing the memorial ride since its inception in 2011 That year was especially significant because

it was the first year that she was actually able to process the overwhelming amount of supportIn the last three years motorcyclists werenrsquot the only ones who turned out for the memorial ridemdashthousands of spectators stood at the side of the road to cheer the riders on at the different stops All participants of the Bob Probert Ride have risen over $300000 to fund the expansion of the cardiac care unit at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Windsor unfortunately has one of the highest rates of cardiac emergencies in Canada and there is not enough room to meet the demands As a result routine procedures are often rescheduled to make way for emergency cases Dani Probert and the hospital boardrsquos ultimate goal are to make the unit open 247 and have two beds available for angioplasty instead of just oneItrsquos hard to put into words how the communityrsquos support has helped Dani and her four children Brogan Tierney Jack and Declyn after such an immense loss In addition the family looks forward to this yearrsquos ride being even bigger with riders from

all over including Michigan paying homage to their father ldquoThe Enforcerrdquo Bob ProbertThe date for the 2014 Bob Probert Ride is June 22nd and all up-to-date information can be found on the website wwwprobertridecomRide safe ride freeMike ldquoChopperrdquo Bechard

Continued from Previous Page

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The 2014 ldquoRide for MSrdquo now in its 6th year is on Sunday September 21 2014 Shar Good Event Organizer recounts ldquoIt has been a learning experience receiving the help of Mike Bechard of the Lone Wolf Clubhouse back in the beginning to bring to life my dream of an event such as this since my diagnosis of Multiple

Sclerosis in 1985 I wanted to make a difference and help in any way I couldrdquo Good explains ldquoMultiple Sclerosis is the most commonly diagnosed neurological disease found in individuals between the ages of 15 to 40mdashthis area of Southwestern Ontario has a high number of affected people Reports from local neurologists tell us that approximately 700 to 800 citizens in our area have been diagnosedGood went on to say ldquoAll motorcycle riders are welcome to participate in the Ride for MS poker run to benefit the Windsor-Essex County Chapter of the MS Society of Canada This great ride starts and ends with a full course family style dinner at the Columbus Center of South Windsor 2014 Columbus Drive in Windsor Registration begins at 900AM and will run until 1030AM Registration Fees are as follows Rider $30 (FREE with $100 in Pledges) Passenger $20 (Free with $100 in Pledges) Participants are encouraged to collect pledges to receive pledge awards that start at $200 with Gas Cards awarded for pledges starting at $250 The Pledge Award Tier is provided on the pledge sheet available for download at wwwlonewolfclubhousecom and wwwmssocietycachaptersessexcommunityhtm The first stop of the poker run will be The Leaf in Windsor where you are welcome to have a full breakfast from the menu followed by stops at The

Sandbar Waterfront Grill (providing lunch specials) Birdiersquos Perch out in Leamington (providing FREE bottled water) the Pelee Island Winery in Kingsville (providing FREE wine tasting) Crabby Joersquos in Essex with the last optional stop being at Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery where you will receive a 6th optional card for your poker handrdquo Shar goes on to explain the 6th poker stop is optional giving you an extra chance to get either the Best or Worst Poker Hand of the day and win a prize for each Six stops in total are allocated along the 100 mile route Itrsquos so much fun itrsquos wonderful to be able to host a fundraiser that puts a smile on everyonersquos facerdquo Once back at the Columbus Center of S Windsor there is a family style dinner and an opportunity to participate in a 5050 Draw a Chinese Auction and a Gift Certificate Grab Bag There are Door Prizes for the ride participants using their Free Door Prize ticket they received upon Registration Good goes on to welcome non-riders as there are DINNER ONLY TICKETS available for $25 each and when purchasing in a set of 2 tickets a tax receipt for $20 will be issued Shar reiterates ldquoBikers Sponsors Volunteers amp Contributors to the event make it happen We have been blessed in the past and again this year with this event being sponsored by DIAMOND SPONSORSHIPS Biz X The Leaf Families First amp Leather King and RUBY SPONSORSHIPS UNIFOR Local 444 Robinson Motorcycle Avon Canada Fran Sales CrsquoEst Bon Lone Wolf Clubhouse Comfort Inn Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery Pelee Island Winery Sandbar Waterfront Grill Steversquos Auto Shine Birdiersquos Perch Canadian Tire (Tecumseh Rd E Windsor) Molson Coors and Belt Drive Betty The contributions of businesses in our community of door prizes and auction items add personality to the event

Good is happy to report ldquoTo date the Ride for MS has raised $33900 that has been used in assisting those with MS to subsidize the purchase of much needed assisted that enhance the quality of their

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livesrdquo As Event Planner amp Creator Good observes first hand how the money raised facilitates those living with multiple sclerosis Having MS herself she works with the Windsor-Essex County Chapter as a past board member aiding their membership almost on a daily basis Good reflects on her past involvement with the society and what she learned ldquoI was amazed with how much the special equipment cost and was surprised with the amounts that were not covered The depths that the society had to go through to make sure people with MS got

the equipment they needed when they needed it amazed merdquo This is where the Ride for MS and the funds raised from this event come into play ldquoThe society informs the participant of this event annually at the dinner as to how the funds raised were used which is importantrdquo says Good ldquothe feeling you get when a recipient of these funds find out you are a participant of the event that helped them obtain a piece of equipment gives you a hug and says thank you is surrealrdquoJoin us on Sunday September 21st and make someonersquos wish for a better quality of life become a reality For more information you may contact Shar at (519) 798-3858 or by email at shar54xplornetca SUBJECT Ride for MS

ON News Events

Whatever you do in life always give 100 Unless yoursquore

donating blood

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Grand Bendrsquos ldquoVintage Bike DaysrdquoThis years Annual ldquoShow amp Shinerdquo event will be held in Grand Bend and takes place on Sunday July 20 2014 from 1000am until around 1pm right on Grand Bendrsquos Main Street (exact location will be announced soon)Again this year there is no registration fee no official judging no vendors and itrsquos NOT a swap-meet but there will be a group ride from Main Street to the Grand Bend MOTORPLEX Raceway

to enjoy the Vintage Road Racing Associations ldquoSUMMER CLASSICrdquo EventVintage related club and group displays are encouragedJust show up and proudly show off your scooters and motorcycles All makes and models of Vintage amp Classic bikes are most welcomeFind us on Facebook httpwwwfacebookcompagesGrand-Bends-Vintage-Bike-Days204561802964090sk=wallampapp_data

HHR RouteDetails are here We are assembling in front of the HQ building at CFB Trenton with the ride departing at 1145 Due to some issues related to our permit that could not be resolved in the short time remaining before our Ride we in the interest in safety and the show must go on have decided to move our Rally to the Whitby Entertainment Centrum This is where the ride will end It is the same location as our assembly last yearJoin us as we welcome home our HEROES as the mission has ended in Afghanistan for our Canadian ForcesHope to see many of you there

ON Events

2930 Haldimand Road 20 Cayuga1st Annual Autism Rodeo amp Family Day Charity Event to raise funds for Autism

11am-5pm Family Time bull Live bands ~ TBAbull Kids Gamesbull Face Paintingbull Free BBQ amp Drink with admission

5pm-2am Adults ONLY~Rodeo Timebull Motorcycle Gamesbull Show N Shine bull Pig Roastbull Live Bands ~ TBAbull Beer Kegs

Overnight Camping (Adults Only) Sponsors

raquo Motorcycle Enhancements raquo Tattz AndCompany raquo Black widow paintball amp Airsoftl raquo Mainway Sports raquo Action Auto raquo Paula Manto Swick Registered Disability

Savings Plan Rep raquo CrazeePaint Airbrushing

VendorsTattz AndCompanyBlack widow Paintball amp AirsoftPaula Manto Swick Registered Disability Savings Plan Rep

All proceeds go to Autism Awarenes

Autism Rodeo amp Family Day - August 2nd 2014

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ON Events

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ON Events

Why a round pizza gets delivered in a square box

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ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo Winner of Combined SOAR and RACE Events Get CSBK National Support (csbkca)This Ontario motorcycle roadracing season sanctioning groups SOAR and RACE are working together with a pair of Series race

weekends SOAR is hosting the RACE group at Grand Bend Raceway on June 13-15 while RACE returns the favor by hosting SOAR racers at Shannonville Motorsport Park June 27-29 As part of this co-promotion Dunlop racing tire distributor Pro 6 Cycle and the National Mopar CSBK organizing group have also joined up to provide a special bonus for Amateur Sport Bike

Continued Next Page

Dunlop Amateur Showdown winner to get National support

Sports - News Events

ADULTA person who has stopped

growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle

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class (approx 600cc) competitors A two round points-paying Series will recognize the appropriate Sport Bike-type class races at the SOAR and RACE-hosted events determining the top rising star in that category The racer who achieves the best combined result from the two race ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo will receive a competition award sponsoring their entry for the final Amateur Sport Bike Mopar CSBK National rounds at Canadian Tire Motorsport Park August 15-17Dunlop distributor Pro 6 Cycle and CSBK will supply competitor entry and racing tires to the winner of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo for the

CTMP National weekend The entry will include both Saturday and Sunday Amateur Sport Bike double header rounds with the successful Amateur competitor receiving a maximum of six Dunlop DOT-type class appropriate racing tires for use during the three day eventThe winning competitor must not have held a Pro motorcycle roadracing License nor can they have competed in more than two previous National races SOAR and RACE organizers will be the final judges of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo and ensure that all competitors respect the structure and spirit of the bonus competitionFor more information please check the SOAR (soaracingca) and RACE Events (Shannonvillecom) official web sites

Sports - News Events

DatesMay 16thJune 20thJuly 25thAugust 15thSeptember 12th

Registration opens at 5pm on the day of the event followed by racing at 7pm All racers must havevalid motorcycle drivers licensefull faced Snell 05 approved helmetgauntlet style leather glovesleather jacketleather bootscompetitors exceeding 120 mph will be required to wear full leathersMotorcycles must be in good working order and will be required to pass tech inspection prior to their first pass CLICK HERE for additional information on the Mission Raceway Park and their street legal Friday night races

2014 CMDRA Bracket Racing at Mission Raceway

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Sports Events

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

THE 27th

THREE DAY

May 171819 ndash 2014 ndash at Scotch Creek

All usual Classes ndash Entry $25 per day - $10 Vintage - Kids free

The Old Guy in 1971

Dean Seaman 2014

171819 ndash 2014 ndash171819 ndash 2014 ndash

This year the event will enter a new era with a two day Modern Trial

Total results will count for the overall Championship

Round 2 in Rocky Mountain House ABRound 3 in Ymir BC

We also have planned a Kids Trialon the Saturday night for

Both Electric and engine powered bikes Camping is good with Porta -Potties on site

Call for details of Motels etc

Phone Outlaw Dave for further info (250) 545-6139Directions - Follow the road to Scotch Creek from Hiway one West of Sorrento Then turn left

At Leopold road at the top of the hill after you leave town (Tire sign on left) red arrows from that point

A big thanks to the land owners for the use of this fantastic area

Modern Trial - Saturday amp Sunday - Vintage Monday Start time 10am all three days

13 13 13 13 13 13

For13 Immediate13 Release13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 May13 813 201413 13 CMDRA13 Announces13 Revised13 201413 Schedule13 13 The13 Canadian13 Motorcycle13 Drag13 Racing13 Association13 is13 releasing13 details13 of13 their13 updated13 201413 schedule13 The13 six13 race13 series13 which13 includes13 events13 in13 British13 Columbia13 Alberta13 and13 Ontario13 required13 revision13 following13 the13 unexpected13 announcement13 of13 the13 suspension13 of13 operations13 at13 one13 of13 the13 venues13 included13 in13 the13 original13 schedule13 13

Revised13 201413 Schedule13 June13 141513 13 Grand13 Bend13 Motorplex13 Grand13 Bend13 ON13 June13 2213 (113 day13 event)13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 July13 121313 13 13 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13 August13 232413 13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 Fort13 St13 John13 BC13 September13 6713 13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 September13 272813 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13

13

13 13

13 CMDRA13 Executive13 Director13 Kevin13 Shupac13 commented13 ldquoThe13 CMDRA13 is13 sincerely13 thankful13 for13 the13 support13 the13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 and13 Castrol13 Raceway13 and13 all13 of13 the13 tracks13 the13 CMDRA13 will13 visit13 in13 201413 We13 would13 also13 like13 to13 thank13 our13 members13 for13 their13 patience13 during13 the13 past13 four13 weeksrdquo13 13 13

13 13

infocmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 13 wwwcmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 1877580900813 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 TwitterCMDRA201413 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 Facebook13 CMDRA13

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR After your hands become coated with

grease your nose will begin to itch

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Did you know that BeltDriveBettycom has the most comprehensive database of Canadian Riding Clubs on the on the internet Wersquove revamped our Riding Club directory and wersquod like to know what you think Itrsquos indexed by Province and by Type of Riding Club for easy browsing

bull Brand Specificbull Cruising and Touringbull Military bull Lifestylebull Occupation-Relatedbull Rider Rights and Freedomsbull Vintagebull Sportsbull Womenrsquos Riding Clubsbull Motorcycle Ministries

httpwwwbeltdrivebettycomcommunityriding-clubs

TIP OF THE WEEK RIDING CLUBS section REVAMPED

on Facebook has photo albums for each province and month filled with tons of events

httpwwwfacebookcomCanadianMotorcycleEventsphotos_albums

Visit our page and go to the photos link once there click on albums to find the Province and month you are interested in

You can also use our national calendars at wwwcanadianmotorcycleeventscom - filled with even more event information you can sort them right down to only one province and they are highly shareable

Our CANADIAN MOTORCYCLE EVENTS

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

ldquoIf yoursquore going to kill each other do it outside I just finished cleaningrdquo

Website Tip of the Week

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Tides roll in and tides roll out

There arenrsquot too many things in life that are predictable but ocean tides are one of them

Our family just returned from a short vacation on a Vancouver Island beach and I found the tides fascinating

Incoming tides covered the beach and at high tide you could literally see all the sandcastles wood forts and creations literally disappear under the water never to be seen again

The outgoing tides revealed a clean fresh canvas and some sea-life caught in the tidal pools left behind or laying helplessly on the beach Seagulls swooped down to shell covered areas of the beach in search of oysters that had been stranded on the half kilometer sandy beach as the eagles hovered above looking for their next snack

I could not help but think about the lsquoTides of Lifersquo where we know that until our number comes up and we face eternal judgment each day the sun will come up we will spend time with those people whom we love (family friends) and with people whom we would most likely prefer not to be spending time with (school work) and we will experience all the good and not so good that the

tides of life bring our way Night will come and in the morning we will repeat the cycle all over again

As a born-again believer I felt the tide analogy was an appropriate one The ocean washes away everything left on the beach and when we ask Christ for the forgiveness of our sins he literally washes them away Check out this verse from ldquoOur Ownerrsquos Manual for Liferdquo found in Psalm 103 verse 12 ldquoHe has removed our sins as far from us as the east is from the westrdquo

Our biker church exists to take the ldquoGood Newsrdquo and the ldquoSalvation Messagerdquo to un-churched bikers here on the West Coast In fact our prayer is that the Holy Spirit would become like a raging wildfire touching the hearts and lives of bikers resulting in an assurance of eternity with our Jesus in heaven and a life on this earth that takes on new meaning and purpose

If you think riding your scoot along a seaside highway on a hot summerrsquos day is something special just wait until you do it when Jesus Christ is at the controls of your lifehellip there is no greater lsquohighrsquo and bigger lsquorushrsquo than this All it takes is a few short words ask Jesus to forgive you for your sins tell him you that you want him to be Lord of your life Follow this up with prayer and bible reading and oh yeahhellip believe that he does in fact lsquohave your backrsquo in this life

Ride safe Ride true

Pastor Chuck

Canadian Riders Support Program Network

By joining the Canadian Riders Support Program you volunteer to provide assistance to broken down riders in your area This assistance may include providing information about nearby repair shops towing accommodations making phone calls providing directions etc While some Canadian Riders have expressed that they would be able to provide help with tools wrenching towing and even temporary accommodations the level of assistance you may provide is totally up to you as you feel comfortable and safe to do soLetrsquos face it most of us have been there away from home and broke down by the side of the road Canadian Rider Members are also listed in Belt Drive Bettyrsquos Little Black Book a resource directory currently carried in the saddlebags of thousands of Canadian Riders As a ldquoThank Yourdquo from Belt Drive Betty Canadian Riders Support Network Members receive The Busted Knuckle Chronicles E-Subscription free of charge

Come join us at httpwwwcanadianridersca

Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events

Pastor Chuck

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G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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ON - Events

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ON News - ON Events

If everything seems to be going well you have obviously

overlooked something

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Classified Ad of the Week

2002 Tiny Mite Cargo Trailer

Stock CTRL0033 Colour Blue Features Very clean trailer in excellent condition tons of storage good quality cargo trailer at a good price

Price $ 2495 CAD NO GST

Contact

Trike Zone

(780) 389-3344

Mulhurst Bay AB

Email edwardtrikezonecom

ON Events - Classified AD of the Week

Upcoming ON EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

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Join Veterans Law Enforement First Responders and their supporters from both Canada and the US on this overnight cross border ride to Wenatchee Washington June 7th 2014Check out httpcanamveteransrideweeblycom for details laquoHalf The Fun is Getting Thereraquo

Support Our Troops

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Support Our Troops

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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Support Our Troops

Upcoming SOT EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

Are you a veteran who owns a businessWould you like to promote your products or services but find advertising expensive

Get 50 off your first 6 months of advertisingContact Belt Drive Betty to find out about the

Veteranrsquos Business Starter Programbdbettygmailcom

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Tee Shirts Patches amp More in the BDB Store

We appreciate your support

wwwbdbstorecom

QC EVENTS

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What did the elephant say to the naked man How do you breathe through that

tiny thing

Ah lsquoFridayrsquo my second favorite F-word

August 7 - 10 2014 - In the Heart of Downtown MonctonThe MotoMoncton Festival was first launched in August of 2011 with motorcyclists from near and taking over Monctonrsquos downtown core This three-day event featured motorcycle stunt shows a burnout competition group rides throughout Southeastern New Brunswick a bike cruise through Moncton live entertainment on Main Street and much moreIn 2012 the City of Moncton was pleased to host another weekend of motorcycle madness in downtown Moncton and to welcome bikers from across the region and across the country as the city hosted both MotoMoncton and the 17th Canadian National Harley Owners Group Rally Moncton was honoured to be chosen as host city for this national event and together with MotoMoncton the HOG Rally proved to be yet another exciting motorcycle weekend in the cityThis past August 2013 MotoMoncton organizers were yet again pleased to host another successful weekend of exciting activity with thousands visiting the festival grounds throughout the weekend

The festival an initiative of the City of Moncton is made possible by the support of various partners including Downtown Moncton Centre-Ville Inc various local motorcycle dealers and clubs and other community partners

For more information and sponsorship enquiries please contact 506-383-7020 506-877-7700 of by Email infomotomonctoncaOr visit motomonctonca

MOTO MONCTON NB EVENTS

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What are three words a woman never wants to hear when shersquos making love ldquoHoney Irsquom homerdquo

NB EVENTS

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club would be very pleased if you would help support our up coming charity event in support of the DECH Childrenrsquos Ward

This year our Toy Ride takes place June 14th 2014 We are celebrating our 30th Ride Register early to receive a limited Edition 30th Anniversary Shirt

Registration forms online at

httpfrederictonmotorcycleclubcaHomephp

The ride begins at the parking lot of the Canadian Tire Two Nations Crossing (North Side) On site registration between 930 am amp 1045 am Ride begins at 11 am sharp

The Motorcyclist will enjoy a scenic country ride via Nashwack Bridge to Stanley At the Stanley school there will be a barbeque Show-N-Shine 5050 draw silent auction etc

The group will return via the Royal Road ending up at the DECH for the presentations of the Toys and monies raised to the Child Life Unit of the DECH

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club has been the most consistent supporter of the DECH Childrenrsquos Life Unit since 1985 All of the funds raised and Toys collected go to the hospitalized Children

Please share this email with all your friends Help us Brighten A Childrsquos Stay

Fredricton Motorcycle Club Toy Ride

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Where Royal Canadian Legion Branch 350 Port DalhousieWhen Saturday 7 June Blessing starts 11am followed by the Show and Shine

Show and Shine Entry fee $1000

11 trophies up for grabsbull Best in Show 1st 2nd 3rd placebull Best cruiser 1st amp 2nd placebull Best touring 1st and 2nd placebull Best sport bike 1st amp 2nd placebull Best sport touring 1st amp 2nd place

BBQ burgers and sausage on a bun for sale 5050 draw coffee and donutsAll proceeds to support the Royal Canadian Legion Port DalhousieI challenge all Bike clubs in the Niagara area to attend this wonderful event Hosted by the Working Stiffs Riding ClubCanadian Legion Branch 350 Located at 600 Ontario St St Catharines ON L2N 7P8 (Known as Port Dalhousie ) 905-934-1261 Please use Joe Caruso as a contact andor myself Joes email address is kawasaki07bellnet andor faronleonardhotmailcom Thank You look forward to meeting some day

Blessing of the Motorbikersquos and Show and Shine

NB News Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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Actor WisdomThere are four questions of value in lifehellip What is sacred Of what is the spirit made What is worth living for and what is worth dying for The answer to each is the same Only love~ Johnny Depp

Polymath WisdomBelieve none of what you hear and half of what you see- Benjamin Franklin

Spiritual Leader WisdomHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else yoursquore the one who gets burned ~ Buddha

Educator WisdomPeople who consider themselves victims of their circumstances will always remain victims unless they develop a greater vision for their lives ~ Stedman Graham~

Spiritual Teacher WisdomIt is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living ~ Eckhart Tolle

Lithographer WisdomA positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort ndash Herm Albright

I just got back from a pleasure trip I took my mother-in-law to

the airport

WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events

R RWYZWMNrsquoSWORDS TO THE WISE

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Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

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NS Events

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I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

Select Arrows to view events

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A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

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Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

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  • BC Events
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  • National Events
  • From the Depths of File 13 - I Hate Mondays
  • AB News - Events
  • David Pocock - AB Events
  • Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events
  • RAGE - SK Events
  • SK Events
  • Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle
  • Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List
  • bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events
  • SK News - Word Search
  • SK News Events
  • MB Events
  • The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener
  • Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful
  • ON News Events
  • ON Events
  • sport - News Events
  • Sports Events
  • Website Tip of the Week
  • Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events
  • ON Events
  • ON Events - Classified AD of the Week
  • Support Our Troops
  • QC Events
  • NB Events
  • NB News Events
  • WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events
  • NS Events
  • NL Events
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Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

AB Events

Upcoming ab EventsAll Events

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When We RideTalk with a group of riders and yoursquoll soon realize that the reasons we choose to ride a motorcycle are very different for each and every one of us The riding community in Saskatchewan is made up of a very diverse and broad group of people Many of us ride alone or with a few friends never joining or belonging to a club organization or group We simply plate our motorcycles and ride every chance we get

In 2013 there were 27439 motorcycles registered (at some part of the riding season by either plates

or permits) These motorcycles were registered in 626 different locations We are literally spread ALL OVER this province

All of us do share 4 common things1 the roads we ride on2 the traffic we ride with3 the reality that we all have zero control over

what another driver rider is going to do when in traffic on the highway in a parking lot or basically anywhere

4 that we need to be aware alert and riding for any and all situations at all times

It does not matter how long yoursquove been riding the type of motorcycle you are riding your age the others you may be riding with the length of your hair how cool your jacket is the type of gear to choose to (or not to) wear and on and on and on

The only thing that matters is how much you are paying attention when you are riding and that you are riding to your own personal ability as a rider

In Saskatchewan the top major reasons a motorcyclist uses when an accident does occur are

1 Inattention - yeshellipmotorcyclists use this as a reason when they have an accident

2 Road condition excessive loose gravel ndash ride for the conditions of the road you seeing in front of you and that you are on Loose gravel and dirt on the road surface is a huge problem all year roundhellipnot just till the roads are cleaned in the Cities

3 Driver inexperience confusion ndash there are a lot of new riders out there and riders who are returning to their motorcycles after many years This has nothing to do with the age of a rider

4 Wild life (animals) ndash yes we do a lot of riding where there is wild life

5 Careless Driving Stunting ndash going too fast passing improperly following too closely etc

This information was taken from a Causation Study done from 2007 ndash 2012 by Traffic Safety Services ndash SGI

So when you get on your motorcycle for the first time this seasonhellipand every time you ride Please rememberhellip

bull ride like you will never be given the right of way

bull ride like you are never seenbull watch the conditions of the road you

are riding on at all timesBe defensive alert aware and always on guard

Rhonda CwynarPresident RAGERiders Against Government Exploitation

RAGE - SK Events

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SK Events

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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SK Events

HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONrsquoT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF ALL MY FRIENDS ARE MAD BECAUSE THEY THINK I AM

SHOUTING AT THEM OVER INTERNET PLEASE HELP

We always hold hands If I let go she shops

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Special thanks to Sven Bernard of Johnny Pag Motorcycles of Canada for donating the bike that the

Canadian Legion of Riders in North Battleford Saskatchewan won

They are raffling it off to raise funds for their projects

Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle

NAME

ADDRESS

PHONE

1st Prize Custom Painted Johnny Pag Motorcycle valued at $8500 supplied by Johnny Pag Motorcycles of Canada amp Belt Drive Betty WC Distributing 1-780-881-56782nd Prize Autographed Andrew Albers Minnesota Twins Jersey3rd Prize Autographed Bobby Hull Chicago Black Hawks Jersey Proceeds to Veteran related charities

Canadian Legion of Riders Charity RaffleDraw July 13 2014 at Rockinrsquo the Rink Meota SK at Midnight

Lottery Licence RR13-0504

Tickets $5 each

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Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List

Saskatchewan Ride for SightElbow Arena and Fairgrounds

Save the Date June 20 - 22 2014

Pondarosa MH amp RV ParkLocated on Trans Canada Highway

east side of Swift Current SK Ph (306) 773-5000

Open all year

RV and Tenting sites creekside ~Full or Partial Hook-ups BathroomsShowers ~ Laundry Facilities ~ Internet

CAA Approved

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FreedomIt is a hard concept to really truly wrap your mind around We here in the west are quick to pound our chest and proclaim that we are the proud and free The sad thing is freedom is a mirage lingering on the horizon For many of us we work an honest day work ride our bikes in the mean time we complain about politics to our friends but we never really do anything about it other than some grumbles We could be plopped down in any part of the world and our lives would change very little That is not freedom - only the allusion of freedom

As we sit idly by watching our police forces militarize we blindly seek out more rules more regulations Irsquom not sure what the tipping point was what had caused us to shift our focus from freedom true freedom to regulation I do remember growing up in the seventies We didnrsquot have clasps and locks on the cabinets our mothers never absently minded left us in the kitchen by ourselves When I was bad in school I was sent to the Principalrsquos office and was punished by a leather strap across my behind (I still donrsquot swear)

Trying out for sport teams was a try out Not everyone made the team The ones that didnrsquot spent the year shooting pucks into pails snagging baseballs rolling off of roofs until we were good enough to make the team the next year We had winners and losers and even in the playground

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

Continued Next Page

-bad Uncle Monkey

bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events

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when the next goal won each and every one of us knew exactly what the score was and who the real winner was It drove us to be better Sports were not for everyone though Those that didnrsquot excel on the field read books created art Of my friends growing up some went on to play in the NHL my cousin is a mover and shaker in Silicon Valley designing and programming many of the things we use today Others became mechanics and plumbers-the blue collar workers who keep this world running Yet others became doctors and lawyers others became successful actors and musicians teachers and mothers But somewhere someone decide to level the playing field that we were all special little stars Everyone made the team everyone got a medal That it wasnrsquot fair that someone would succeed where others couldnrsquot That parenting should fall on someone elsersquos shoulder - daycares teachers the government Society forgot that it was suppose to be harder for the asthma kid with the deformed leg to play sports Society forgot that those disadvantaged who truly wanted and worked hard still found success We threw away personal responsibility personal accountability If a person backs over a kid in their driveway its not because they are a bad driver

not because they are a bad parent not because they were not paying attention - it is because the company didnrsquot put sensors on the back of the car If a kid shoots up a school its not because of mental illness not because of bad parenting or teaching

- its because the government didnrsquot take away our guns (Considering the recent rash of stabbings in schools and malls it is obvious that person will use any and all things) Each of these small steps was on our freedom pushing it a little farther down into the dirt Our last freedom is freedom of speech that Irsquom allowed to speak my mind here Freedom as long as Irsquom mindful of sponsors event organizersWhen will we regain our freedom Should we regain our freedom Read K Randall Ballrsquos Sam Chopper Orwell to find out what will happen if we donrsquot

-bad Uncle Monkey

E K D M Q T V M Y M B M M G I S M T S O Y E M N T E I E E Q Z X E E A E O O B R I A H N P N I J R A N C L D G B C C A C H S B A C I T D I L U E I M S H I I E T A G S R I D E N D G M U T A M D T R I E K C N R N M E R I D E N U N L U L O A E E H M M C E M N R G A E O U G N M M P S Z R O M E A I M F M V M C M E N S T R U A L R R R A N K E Y H N M H I V V W O P E O X N C R A N S F A A S B M Z M Y R M J S U Y A E L L D A E T S E R E M E M T M M S E M E M O R I A L I Z E M L E E W Z X C A E M E N A C I N G U R N A I L E H P O T S I H P E M C A A O R M E R I T E D X N E L U I C G H O R T Q X S A Y L E R E M T I E Z M Q M E K V R R W V Z B D N O R C E W S I T I H P E M L B N E U Y P M S H R E T I R O M E M X M S

MEMORANDUMBOOKMEMORIALISTMEMORIALIZEMEMORIALSMEMORITERMEMORIZEMEMSAHIBMENACINGMENAGEMENAGERYMENDICANCYMENDICANTMENDICATEMENDICITYMENSES

MENSTRUALMENSTRUUMMENTICULTUREMEPHISTOPHELIANMEPHITICMEPHITISMERACIOUSMERCATUREMERCHANGMANMERELLESMERELYMERESTEADMERFOLKMERGEDMERITED

Continued from Previous Page

bad Uncle Monkey - Word Search Belt Drive BettyrsquosWordsearchR R

How come we put a man on the moon before realizing it would be a good idea to put

wheels on suitcases

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SK News Events

Dare to KnowWhat your body

needs to heal itself

The BodyTalk Systemwith Practitioner Bev Groot

To book an appointment or find out more about the BodyTalk System call

3069815686

Upcoming SK EventsAll Events

Select arrows to view events

You might be a redneck if yoursquove been married 3 times and you still have the

same in laws

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My mother taught me about TIME TRAVELldquoIf you donrsquot straighten up Irsquom going to knock you into the middle of next weekrdquo

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The Grande Prairie Toys for Tots season opener

by Belt Drive Betty

Our local Grande Prairie Toys for Tots group hosts a number of events all riding seasonThe first of those events was their annual swap meet which was held at the Army Navy Air Force Club on Saturday May 10thThere was great participation from the business community with vendors like Bear Biker Wear coming all the way from Bonnyville and Bentleyrsquos from Crestomere in central Alberta adding to the local vendorsA couple of the riding clubs were on hand and I got to interview Manimal of the Chozen Breed and Barb from the Iron Sirens ndash two great local riding clubs that are growing here in Grande Prairie

in search of

lost indians

Pages 1 - 8by Ken Aiken

Continued Next Page

Bentleys Motosicle Pain Tin

Contents

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener

35-37 The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener38-39 Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful40-44 ON News Events45-48 ON Events49-50 Sport - News Events51 Sports Events52 Website Tip of the Week53 Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events54-56 ON Events57 ON Events - Classified AD of the Week58-60 Support Our Troops61 QC Events62 Moto Moncton NB Events63 NB Events64 NB News Events65 WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events66-68 NS Events69-70 NL Events

Irsquove been in love with the same woman or 49 years If my wife ever

finds out shersquoll kill me

RR

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I also got some time with Jamie the new president of Toys for Tots and Seth the new vice presidentThese two along with the rest of the board and volunteers did a great job of organizing the event and by the looks of things they are on to a

ragingly successful season They have a ton of events planned to support our local kidsOther vendors included Uncle Buckrsquos ndash they make the BEST beef jerky around this part of the country and members of the Grandview Hutterite colony were out with some amazing gloves both gauntlets and working gloves The quality of the tanning dying and stitching is utterly fabulous Righteous Cycles was the only local bike shop on hand but they had lots to offerA wide variety of parts were on hand for almost

every brand of motorcycle out there and there were some jewelry and clothing vendors on hand as wellThere were only two vacant tables The traffic was good and the ANAVETS club did a brisk business selling breakfast and later lunchThe one thing I love about these season opener events is that a person gets to see people that

Continued from Previous Page

Continued Next Page

Chozen Breed Booth

Bear and Penny Bear and his bride Penny

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Continued from Previous Pagehave been in hibernation all winter Heck I saw people that I havenrsquot seen in two and three years and it was fantasticOur local Toys for Tots does amazing work in our community and they deserve the support of every dealer and rider in the region Their next event is the Kneez in the Breeze run on May 24th Check out their poster and if you can consider attending

it I know that I had a blast last yearI myself have to be at my Defense Fund Poker Run in Nisku at Blackjacks but if you are in Grande Prairie and area and are looking for a great group to ride and share the day with you wonrsquot find much finer that the guys and gals of Grande Prairie Toys for Tots

- BDB

Righteous Cycles

Righteous Cycles

Randy Cholach and sister Patty

Iron Sirens Booth

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Itrsquos a beautiful day and you feel like going for a ride on your ATV UTV or motorcycle On the trails along the roads and waterways or on the edge of the woods there are sometimes toxic plants that are dangerous to our health Poison Ivy is more common but others are not as well known such as Giant Hogweed To help you identify them when you make stops during these rides let me show in this article three toxic plants that you may come acrossGiant HogweedShort story Originating in the Caucasus it was probably introduced to North America as an ornamental plant It has since taken root and become widespread in many European countries as well as Australia New Zealand the United States and Canada In Quebec it is considered to be an invasive alien plantDescription It can measure 2 to 5 metres high and 30 centimetres to 1 metre after mowing or cutting Its stem is robust covered in white hairs and raspberry red to purple spots spread out and well defined The leaves can reach up to 15 metres

wide by 3 metres longToxic part Its sap (a colourless odourless liquid secreted by all parts of the plant)Effects Contact with the sap followed by exposure to the sun is odourless but can produce dermatitis up to 48 hours after exposure This is characterized by redness of the skin and swelling blisters or even skin lesions at times serious resembling first or second-degree burnsPlaces Disturbed wetlands (along waterways

ditches roads etc)Take note After the wounds heal brown or white spots can linger for many months or even years on the affected areas and they can remain sensitive to the lightCanadian provinces where it is found British Columbia Ontario Quebec New BrunswickSources Deacutevelopppement durable Environnement Faune et Parcs du gouvernement du Queacutebec Santeacute et services sociaux du Queacutebec (French version only) Espace pour la vie de MontreacutealWild ParsnipDescription The flowers have light yellow-green umbels The first year the plant generally presents a low rosette of fusiform leaves while the roots are developing and flowers in the second year on a long stem before dying

Continued Next Page

V I S I T U S A T

W W W K I M P E X N E W S C O MW W W K I M P E X C O M

Hog Weed

Wild Parsnip

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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Toxic part Its sapEffects Like the Giant Hogweed its sap contains chemical products which on human skin can cause reactions similar to serious burns rashes or blistersPlaces Disturbed environments (abandoned yards open fields alongside roads etc)Take note The plantrsquos chemical composition is known to reduce weight gain and decrease fertility in cattle that eat itCanadian provinces where it is found In all provinces and territories with the exception of NunavutSources Canadian Biodiversity Information Facility from Governement of Canada Ministry of Natural Resources from Governement of OntarioPoison IvyDescription A woody perennial plant with creeping climbing or bushy glossy leaves

Toxic part Its sap contains a toxic resin (present in all parts of the plant except the pollen) Any contact with a broken part of the plant a contaminated object or an animal runs the risk of provoking a reaction The seriousness of the reaction depends on individual sensitivity the amount of sap in contact with the skin and exposed areas of the body

Effects A rash manifested by intense itching and redness Swelling and blisters can also be seen all usually between 24 to 48 hours after contact

Places River banks clearings the edge of the woods along roads etc

Take note Inhalation of smoke coming from burning Poison Ivy plants provokes an extremely painful eruption of the lining of the lungs which can lead to respiratory problems and even death

Canadian provinces where it is found In all provinces with the exception of Newfoundland-Labrador

Sources Governement of Canada Health Espace pour la vie Montreacuteal

Continued from Previous Page

Poison Ivy

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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On May 7th the official Road Captain was announced for the 4th Annual Bob Probert Ride This yearrsquos honourary grand marshal is the beautifully talented Emmy Award nominated Jacqueline MacInnes

Wood Thatrsquos right our very own hometown Canadian actress disc jockey singer television host and skilled motorcycle rider will lead the estimated 1100 motorcycles on June 22nd from Thunder Road Harley-Davidson Born in Windsor Ontario she is best known for her role as Steffy Forrester on the long-running American soap opera The Bold and the Beautiful She is also the younger sister to Dani Probert the Event Co-Chair for the Bob Probert RideFor the past four years riders in vests leather boots and blue jeans revved their

engines honouring the late hockey player Bob Probert while benefitting cardiac care at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Itrsquos a fitting tribute given that Bob was a Harley-Davidson enthusiast himself and also loved participating in charity ridesJacqueline now joins the small list of past

Continued Next Page

Mike Bechard

2014 Bob Probert Ride Media LaunchON News Events

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road captains such as former hockey players and Bobrsquos teammates Tony Amonte Sheldon Kennedy and Chris Chelios All of whom led a brigade of motorcycles following a scenic routearound Windsor and Essex County riding along the water and through the county settings showcasing the arearsquos beautyThe route has planned stops in Amherstburg Colchester Belle River and the Riverside Sportsmenrsquos Club mdashthe final stop Each stop is unique and gives the riders an opportunity to get something to eat and drink while a chance to win some awesome prizes like autographed Original Six jerseysBob Probert was a local hockey icon and an enforcer who played in the National Hockey League

Continued from Previous Page

Continued Next Page

ON News Events

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for 16 seasons with the Detroit Red Wings and the Chicago Blackhawks He passed away in 2010 after suffering a heart attack while on his boat out on Lake St Clair Dani Probert Bobrsquos widow has been organizing the memorial ride since its inception in 2011 That year was especially significant because

it was the first year that she was actually able to process the overwhelming amount of supportIn the last three years motorcyclists werenrsquot the only ones who turned out for the memorial ridemdashthousands of spectators stood at the side of the road to cheer the riders on at the different stops All participants of the Bob Probert Ride have risen over $300000 to fund the expansion of the cardiac care unit at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Windsor unfortunately has one of the highest rates of cardiac emergencies in Canada and there is not enough room to meet the demands As a result routine procedures are often rescheduled to make way for emergency cases Dani Probert and the hospital boardrsquos ultimate goal are to make the unit open 247 and have two beds available for angioplasty instead of just oneItrsquos hard to put into words how the communityrsquos support has helped Dani and her four children Brogan Tierney Jack and Declyn after such an immense loss In addition the family looks forward to this yearrsquos ride being even bigger with riders from

all over including Michigan paying homage to their father ldquoThe Enforcerrdquo Bob ProbertThe date for the 2014 Bob Probert Ride is June 22nd and all up-to-date information can be found on the website wwwprobertridecomRide safe ride freeMike ldquoChopperrdquo Bechard

Continued from Previous Page

ON News Events

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The 2014 ldquoRide for MSrdquo now in its 6th year is on Sunday September 21 2014 Shar Good Event Organizer recounts ldquoIt has been a learning experience receiving the help of Mike Bechard of the Lone Wolf Clubhouse back in the beginning to bring to life my dream of an event such as this since my diagnosis of Multiple

Sclerosis in 1985 I wanted to make a difference and help in any way I couldrdquo Good explains ldquoMultiple Sclerosis is the most commonly diagnosed neurological disease found in individuals between the ages of 15 to 40mdashthis area of Southwestern Ontario has a high number of affected people Reports from local neurologists tell us that approximately 700 to 800 citizens in our area have been diagnosedGood went on to say ldquoAll motorcycle riders are welcome to participate in the Ride for MS poker run to benefit the Windsor-Essex County Chapter of the MS Society of Canada This great ride starts and ends with a full course family style dinner at the Columbus Center of South Windsor 2014 Columbus Drive in Windsor Registration begins at 900AM and will run until 1030AM Registration Fees are as follows Rider $30 (FREE with $100 in Pledges) Passenger $20 (Free with $100 in Pledges) Participants are encouraged to collect pledges to receive pledge awards that start at $200 with Gas Cards awarded for pledges starting at $250 The Pledge Award Tier is provided on the pledge sheet available for download at wwwlonewolfclubhousecom and wwwmssocietycachaptersessexcommunityhtm The first stop of the poker run will be The Leaf in Windsor where you are welcome to have a full breakfast from the menu followed by stops at The

Sandbar Waterfront Grill (providing lunch specials) Birdiersquos Perch out in Leamington (providing FREE bottled water) the Pelee Island Winery in Kingsville (providing FREE wine tasting) Crabby Joersquos in Essex with the last optional stop being at Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery where you will receive a 6th optional card for your poker handrdquo Shar goes on to explain the 6th poker stop is optional giving you an extra chance to get either the Best or Worst Poker Hand of the day and win a prize for each Six stops in total are allocated along the 100 mile route Itrsquos so much fun itrsquos wonderful to be able to host a fundraiser that puts a smile on everyonersquos facerdquo Once back at the Columbus Center of S Windsor there is a family style dinner and an opportunity to participate in a 5050 Draw a Chinese Auction and a Gift Certificate Grab Bag There are Door Prizes for the ride participants using their Free Door Prize ticket they received upon Registration Good goes on to welcome non-riders as there are DINNER ONLY TICKETS available for $25 each and when purchasing in a set of 2 tickets a tax receipt for $20 will be issued Shar reiterates ldquoBikers Sponsors Volunteers amp Contributors to the event make it happen We have been blessed in the past and again this year with this event being sponsored by DIAMOND SPONSORSHIPS Biz X The Leaf Families First amp Leather King and RUBY SPONSORSHIPS UNIFOR Local 444 Robinson Motorcycle Avon Canada Fran Sales CrsquoEst Bon Lone Wolf Clubhouse Comfort Inn Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery Pelee Island Winery Sandbar Waterfront Grill Steversquos Auto Shine Birdiersquos Perch Canadian Tire (Tecumseh Rd E Windsor) Molson Coors and Belt Drive Betty The contributions of businesses in our community of door prizes and auction items add personality to the event

Good is happy to report ldquoTo date the Ride for MS has raised $33900 that has been used in assisting those with MS to subsidize the purchase of much needed assisted that enhance the quality of their

Continued Next Page

ON News Events

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Continued from Previous Page

livesrdquo As Event Planner amp Creator Good observes first hand how the money raised facilitates those living with multiple sclerosis Having MS herself she works with the Windsor-Essex County Chapter as a past board member aiding their membership almost on a daily basis Good reflects on her past involvement with the society and what she learned ldquoI was amazed with how much the special equipment cost and was surprised with the amounts that were not covered The depths that the society had to go through to make sure people with MS got

the equipment they needed when they needed it amazed merdquo This is where the Ride for MS and the funds raised from this event come into play ldquoThe society informs the participant of this event annually at the dinner as to how the funds raised were used which is importantrdquo says Good ldquothe feeling you get when a recipient of these funds find out you are a participant of the event that helped them obtain a piece of equipment gives you a hug and says thank you is surrealrdquoJoin us on Sunday September 21st and make someonersquos wish for a better quality of life become a reality For more information you may contact Shar at (519) 798-3858 or by email at shar54xplornetca SUBJECT Ride for MS

ON News Events

Whatever you do in life always give 100 Unless yoursquore

donating blood

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Grand Bendrsquos ldquoVintage Bike DaysrdquoThis years Annual ldquoShow amp Shinerdquo event will be held in Grand Bend and takes place on Sunday July 20 2014 from 1000am until around 1pm right on Grand Bendrsquos Main Street (exact location will be announced soon)Again this year there is no registration fee no official judging no vendors and itrsquos NOT a swap-meet but there will be a group ride from Main Street to the Grand Bend MOTORPLEX Raceway

to enjoy the Vintage Road Racing Associations ldquoSUMMER CLASSICrdquo EventVintage related club and group displays are encouragedJust show up and proudly show off your scooters and motorcycles All makes and models of Vintage amp Classic bikes are most welcomeFind us on Facebook httpwwwfacebookcompagesGrand-Bends-Vintage-Bike-Days204561802964090sk=wallampapp_data

HHR RouteDetails are here We are assembling in front of the HQ building at CFB Trenton with the ride departing at 1145 Due to some issues related to our permit that could not be resolved in the short time remaining before our Ride we in the interest in safety and the show must go on have decided to move our Rally to the Whitby Entertainment Centrum This is where the ride will end It is the same location as our assembly last yearJoin us as we welcome home our HEROES as the mission has ended in Afghanistan for our Canadian ForcesHope to see many of you there

ON Events

2930 Haldimand Road 20 Cayuga1st Annual Autism Rodeo amp Family Day Charity Event to raise funds for Autism

11am-5pm Family Time bull Live bands ~ TBAbull Kids Gamesbull Face Paintingbull Free BBQ amp Drink with admission

5pm-2am Adults ONLY~Rodeo Timebull Motorcycle Gamesbull Show N Shine bull Pig Roastbull Live Bands ~ TBAbull Beer Kegs

Overnight Camping (Adults Only) Sponsors

raquo Motorcycle Enhancements raquo Tattz AndCompany raquo Black widow paintball amp Airsoftl raquo Mainway Sports raquo Action Auto raquo Paula Manto Swick Registered Disability

Savings Plan Rep raquo CrazeePaint Airbrushing

VendorsTattz AndCompanyBlack widow Paintball amp AirsoftPaula Manto Swick Registered Disability Savings Plan Rep

All proceeds go to Autism Awarenes

Autism Rodeo amp Family Day - August 2nd 2014

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ON Events

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ON Events

Why a round pizza gets delivered in a square box

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ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo Winner of Combined SOAR and RACE Events Get CSBK National Support (csbkca)This Ontario motorcycle roadracing season sanctioning groups SOAR and RACE are working together with a pair of Series race

weekends SOAR is hosting the RACE group at Grand Bend Raceway on June 13-15 while RACE returns the favor by hosting SOAR racers at Shannonville Motorsport Park June 27-29 As part of this co-promotion Dunlop racing tire distributor Pro 6 Cycle and the National Mopar CSBK organizing group have also joined up to provide a special bonus for Amateur Sport Bike

Continued Next Page

Dunlop Amateur Showdown winner to get National support

Sports - News Events

ADULTA person who has stopped

growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle

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Continued from Previous Page

class (approx 600cc) competitors A two round points-paying Series will recognize the appropriate Sport Bike-type class races at the SOAR and RACE-hosted events determining the top rising star in that category The racer who achieves the best combined result from the two race ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo will receive a competition award sponsoring their entry for the final Amateur Sport Bike Mopar CSBK National rounds at Canadian Tire Motorsport Park August 15-17Dunlop distributor Pro 6 Cycle and CSBK will supply competitor entry and racing tires to the winner of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo for the

CTMP National weekend The entry will include both Saturday and Sunday Amateur Sport Bike double header rounds with the successful Amateur competitor receiving a maximum of six Dunlop DOT-type class appropriate racing tires for use during the three day eventThe winning competitor must not have held a Pro motorcycle roadracing License nor can they have competed in more than two previous National races SOAR and RACE organizers will be the final judges of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo and ensure that all competitors respect the structure and spirit of the bonus competitionFor more information please check the SOAR (soaracingca) and RACE Events (Shannonvillecom) official web sites

Sports - News Events

DatesMay 16thJune 20thJuly 25thAugust 15thSeptember 12th

Registration opens at 5pm on the day of the event followed by racing at 7pm All racers must havevalid motorcycle drivers licensefull faced Snell 05 approved helmetgauntlet style leather glovesleather jacketleather bootscompetitors exceeding 120 mph will be required to wear full leathersMotorcycles must be in good working order and will be required to pass tech inspection prior to their first pass CLICK HERE for additional information on the Mission Raceway Park and their street legal Friday night races

2014 CMDRA Bracket Racing at Mission Raceway

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Sports Events

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

THE 27th

THREE DAY

May 171819 ndash 2014 ndash at Scotch Creek

All usual Classes ndash Entry $25 per day - $10 Vintage - Kids free

The Old Guy in 1971

Dean Seaman 2014

171819 ndash 2014 ndash171819 ndash 2014 ndash

This year the event will enter a new era with a two day Modern Trial

Total results will count for the overall Championship

Round 2 in Rocky Mountain House ABRound 3 in Ymir BC

We also have planned a Kids Trialon the Saturday night for

Both Electric and engine powered bikes Camping is good with Porta -Potties on site

Call for details of Motels etc

Phone Outlaw Dave for further info (250) 545-6139Directions - Follow the road to Scotch Creek from Hiway one West of Sorrento Then turn left

At Leopold road at the top of the hill after you leave town (Tire sign on left) red arrows from that point

A big thanks to the land owners for the use of this fantastic area

Modern Trial - Saturday amp Sunday - Vintage Monday Start time 10am all three days

13 13 13 13 13 13

For13 Immediate13 Release13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 May13 813 201413 13 CMDRA13 Announces13 Revised13 201413 Schedule13 13 The13 Canadian13 Motorcycle13 Drag13 Racing13 Association13 is13 releasing13 details13 of13 their13 updated13 201413 schedule13 The13 six13 race13 series13 which13 includes13 events13 in13 British13 Columbia13 Alberta13 and13 Ontario13 required13 revision13 following13 the13 unexpected13 announcement13 of13 the13 suspension13 of13 operations13 at13 one13 of13 the13 venues13 included13 in13 the13 original13 schedule13 13

Revised13 201413 Schedule13 June13 141513 13 Grand13 Bend13 Motorplex13 Grand13 Bend13 ON13 June13 2213 (113 day13 event)13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 July13 121313 13 13 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13 August13 232413 13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 Fort13 St13 John13 BC13 September13 6713 13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 September13 272813 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13

13

13 13

13 CMDRA13 Executive13 Director13 Kevin13 Shupac13 commented13 ldquoThe13 CMDRA13 is13 sincerely13 thankful13 for13 the13 support13 the13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 and13 Castrol13 Raceway13 and13 all13 of13 the13 tracks13 the13 CMDRA13 will13 visit13 in13 201413 We13 would13 also13 like13 to13 thank13 our13 members13 for13 their13 patience13 during13 the13 past13 four13 weeksrdquo13 13 13

13 13

infocmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 13 wwwcmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 1877580900813 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 TwitterCMDRA201413 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 Facebook13 CMDRA13

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR After your hands become coated with

grease your nose will begin to itch

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Did you know that BeltDriveBettycom has the most comprehensive database of Canadian Riding Clubs on the on the internet Wersquove revamped our Riding Club directory and wersquod like to know what you think Itrsquos indexed by Province and by Type of Riding Club for easy browsing

bull Brand Specificbull Cruising and Touringbull Military bull Lifestylebull Occupation-Relatedbull Rider Rights and Freedomsbull Vintagebull Sportsbull Womenrsquos Riding Clubsbull Motorcycle Ministries

httpwwwbeltdrivebettycomcommunityriding-clubs

TIP OF THE WEEK RIDING CLUBS section REVAMPED

on Facebook has photo albums for each province and month filled with tons of events

httpwwwfacebookcomCanadianMotorcycleEventsphotos_albums

Visit our page and go to the photos link once there click on albums to find the Province and month you are interested in

You can also use our national calendars at wwwcanadianmotorcycleeventscom - filled with even more event information you can sort them right down to only one province and they are highly shareable

Our CANADIAN MOTORCYCLE EVENTS

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

ldquoIf yoursquore going to kill each other do it outside I just finished cleaningrdquo

Website Tip of the Week

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Tides roll in and tides roll out

There arenrsquot too many things in life that are predictable but ocean tides are one of them

Our family just returned from a short vacation on a Vancouver Island beach and I found the tides fascinating

Incoming tides covered the beach and at high tide you could literally see all the sandcastles wood forts and creations literally disappear under the water never to be seen again

The outgoing tides revealed a clean fresh canvas and some sea-life caught in the tidal pools left behind or laying helplessly on the beach Seagulls swooped down to shell covered areas of the beach in search of oysters that had been stranded on the half kilometer sandy beach as the eagles hovered above looking for their next snack

I could not help but think about the lsquoTides of Lifersquo where we know that until our number comes up and we face eternal judgment each day the sun will come up we will spend time with those people whom we love (family friends) and with people whom we would most likely prefer not to be spending time with (school work) and we will experience all the good and not so good that the

tides of life bring our way Night will come and in the morning we will repeat the cycle all over again

As a born-again believer I felt the tide analogy was an appropriate one The ocean washes away everything left on the beach and when we ask Christ for the forgiveness of our sins he literally washes them away Check out this verse from ldquoOur Ownerrsquos Manual for Liferdquo found in Psalm 103 verse 12 ldquoHe has removed our sins as far from us as the east is from the westrdquo

Our biker church exists to take the ldquoGood Newsrdquo and the ldquoSalvation Messagerdquo to un-churched bikers here on the West Coast In fact our prayer is that the Holy Spirit would become like a raging wildfire touching the hearts and lives of bikers resulting in an assurance of eternity with our Jesus in heaven and a life on this earth that takes on new meaning and purpose

If you think riding your scoot along a seaside highway on a hot summerrsquos day is something special just wait until you do it when Jesus Christ is at the controls of your lifehellip there is no greater lsquohighrsquo and bigger lsquorushrsquo than this All it takes is a few short words ask Jesus to forgive you for your sins tell him you that you want him to be Lord of your life Follow this up with prayer and bible reading and oh yeahhellip believe that he does in fact lsquohave your backrsquo in this life

Ride safe Ride true

Pastor Chuck

Canadian Riders Support Program Network

By joining the Canadian Riders Support Program you volunteer to provide assistance to broken down riders in your area This assistance may include providing information about nearby repair shops towing accommodations making phone calls providing directions etc While some Canadian Riders have expressed that they would be able to provide help with tools wrenching towing and even temporary accommodations the level of assistance you may provide is totally up to you as you feel comfortable and safe to do soLetrsquos face it most of us have been there away from home and broke down by the side of the road Canadian Rider Members are also listed in Belt Drive Bettyrsquos Little Black Book a resource directory currently carried in the saddlebags of thousands of Canadian Riders As a ldquoThank Yourdquo from Belt Drive Betty Canadian Riders Support Network Members receive The Busted Knuckle Chronicles E-Subscription free of charge

Come join us at httpwwwcanadianridersca

Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events

Pastor Chuck

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G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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ON - Events

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ON News - ON Events

If everything seems to be going well you have obviously

overlooked something

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Classified Ad of the Week

2002 Tiny Mite Cargo Trailer

Stock CTRL0033 Colour Blue Features Very clean trailer in excellent condition tons of storage good quality cargo trailer at a good price

Price $ 2495 CAD NO GST

Contact

Trike Zone

(780) 389-3344

Mulhurst Bay AB

Email edwardtrikezonecom

ON Events - Classified AD of the Week

Upcoming ON EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

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Join Veterans Law Enforement First Responders and their supporters from both Canada and the US on this overnight cross border ride to Wenatchee Washington June 7th 2014Check out httpcanamveteransrideweeblycom for details laquoHalf The Fun is Getting Thereraquo

Support Our Troops

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Support Our Troops

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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Support Our Troops

Upcoming SOT EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

Are you a veteran who owns a businessWould you like to promote your products or services but find advertising expensive

Get 50 off your first 6 months of advertisingContact Belt Drive Betty to find out about the

Veteranrsquos Business Starter Programbdbettygmailcom

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Tee Shirts Patches amp More in the BDB Store

We appreciate your support

wwwbdbstorecom

QC EVENTS

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What did the elephant say to the naked man How do you breathe through that

tiny thing

Ah lsquoFridayrsquo my second favorite F-word

August 7 - 10 2014 - In the Heart of Downtown MonctonThe MotoMoncton Festival was first launched in August of 2011 with motorcyclists from near and taking over Monctonrsquos downtown core This three-day event featured motorcycle stunt shows a burnout competition group rides throughout Southeastern New Brunswick a bike cruise through Moncton live entertainment on Main Street and much moreIn 2012 the City of Moncton was pleased to host another weekend of motorcycle madness in downtown Moncton and to welcome bikers from across the region and across the country as the city hosted both MotoMoncton and the 17th Canadian National Harley Owners Group Rally Moncton was honoured to be chosen as host city for this national event and together with MotoMoncton the HOG Rally proved to be yet another exciting motorcycle weekend in the cityThis past August 2013 MotoMoncton organizers were yet again pleased to host another successful weekend of exciting activity with thousands visiting the festival grounds throughout the weekend

The festival an initiative of the City of Moncton is made possible by the support of various partners including Downtown Moncton Centre-Ville Inc various local motorcycle dealers and clubs and other community partners

For more information and sponsorship enquiries please contact 506-383-7020 506-877-7700 of by Email infomotomonctoncaOr visit motomonctonca

MOTO MONCTON NB EVENTS

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What are three words a woman never wants to hear when shersquos making love ldquoHoney Irsquom homerdquo

NB EVENTS

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club would be very pleased if you would help support our up coming charity event in support of the DECH Childrenrsquos Ward

This year our Toy Ride takes place June 14th 2014 We are celebrating our 30th Ride Register early to receive a limited Edition 30th Anniversary Shirt

Registration forms online at

httpfrederictonmotorcycleclubcaHomephp

The ride begins at the parking lot of the Canadian Tire Two Nations Crossing (North Side) On site registration between 930 am amp 1045 am Ride begins at 11 am sharp

The Motorcyclist will enjoy a scenic country ride via Nashwack Bridge to Stanley At the Stanley school there will be a barbeque Show-N-Shine 5050 draw silent auction etc

The group will return via the Royal Road ending up at the DECH for the presentations of the Toys and monies raised to the Child Life Unit of the DECH

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club has been the most consistent supporter of the DECH Childrenrsquos Life Unit since 1985 All of the funds raised and Toys collected go to the hospitalized Children

Please share this email with all your friends Help us Brighten A Childrsquos Stay

Fredricton Motorcycle Club Toy Ride

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Where Royal Canadian Legion Branch 350 Port DalhousieWhen Saturday 7 June Blessing starts 11am followed by the Show and Shine

Show and Shine Entry fee $1000

11 trophies up for grabsbull Best in Show 1st 2nd 3rd placebull Best cruiser 1st amp 2nd placebull Best touring 1st and 2nd placebull Best sport bike 1st amp 2nd placebull Best sport touring 1st amp 2nd place

BBQ burgers and sausage on a bun for sale 5050 draw coffee and donutsAll proceeds to support the Royal Canadian Legion Port DalhousieI challenge all Bike clubs in the Niagara area to attend this wonderful event Hosted by the Working Stiffs Riding ClubCanadian Legion Branch 350 Located at 600 Ontario St St Catharines ON L2N 7P8 (Known as Port Dalhousie ) 905-934-1261 Please use Joe Caruso as a contact andor myself Joes email address is kawasaki07bellnet andor faronleonardhotmailcom Thank You look forward to meeting some day

Blessing of the Motorbikersquos and Show and Shine

NB News Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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Actor WisdomThere are four questions of value in lifehellip What is sacred Of what is the spirit made What is worth living for and what is worth dying for The answer to each is the same Only love~ Johnny Depp

Polymath WisdomBelieve none of what you hear and half of what you see- Benjamin Franklin

Spiritual Leader WisdomHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else yoursquore the one who gets burned ~ Buddha

Educator WisdomPeople who consider themselves victims of their circumstances will always remain victims unless they develop a greater vision for their lives ~ Stedman Graham~

Spiritual Teacher WisdomIt is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living ~ Eckhart Tolle

Lithographer WisdomA positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort ndash Herm Albright

I just got back from a pleasure trip I took my mother-in-law to

the airport

WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events

R RWYZWMNrsquoSWORDS TO THE WISE

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Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

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I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

Select Arrows to view events

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A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

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Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

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  • From the Depths of File 13 - I Hate Mondays
  • AB News - Events
  • David Pocock - AB Events
  • Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events
  • RAGE - SK Events
  • SK Events
  • Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle
  • Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List
  • bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events
  • SK News - Word Search
  • SK News Events
  • MB Events
  • The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener
  • Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful
  • ON News Events
  • ON Events
  • sport - News Events
  • Sports Events
  • Website Tip of the Week
  • Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events
  • ON Events
  • ON Events - Classified AD of the Week
  • Support Our Troops
  • QC Events
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  • NB News Events
  • WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events
  • NS Events
  • NL Events
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When We RideTalk with a group of riders and yoursquoll soon realize that the reasons we choose to ride a motorcycle are very different for each and every one of us The riding community in Saskatchewan is made up of a very diverse and broad group of people Many of us ride alone or with a few friends never joining or belonging to a club organization or group We simply plate our motorcycles and ride every chance we get

In 2013 there were 27439 motorcycles registered (at some part of the riding season by either plates

or permits) These motorcycles were registered in 626 different locations We are literally spread ALL OVER this province

All of us do share 4 common things1 the roads we ride on2 the traffic we ride with3 the reality that we all have zero control over

what another driver rider is going to do when in traffic on the highway in a parking lot or basically anywhere

4 that we need to be aware alert and riding for any and all situations at all times

It does not matter how long yoursquove been riding the type of motorcycle you are riding your age the others you may be riding with the length of your hair how cool your jacket is the type of gear to choose to (or not to) wear and on and on and on

The only thing that matters is how much you are paying attention when you are riding and that you are riding to your own personal ability as a rider

In Saskatchewan the top major reasons a motorcyclist uses when an accident does occur are

1 Inattention - yeshellipmotorcyclists use this as a reason when they have an accident

2 Road condition excessive loose gravel ndash ride for the conditions of the road you seeing in front of you and that you are on Loose gravel and dirt on the road surface is a huge problem all year roundhellipnot just till the roads are cleaned in the Cities

3 Driver inexperience confusion ndash there are a lot of new riders out there and riders who are returning to their motorcycles after many years This has nothing to do with the age of a rider

4 Wild life (animals) ndash yes we do a lot of riding where there is wild life

5 Careless Driving Stunting ndash going too fast passing improperly following too closely etc

This information was taken from a Causation Study done from 2007 ndash 2012 by Traffic Safety Services ndash SGI

So when you get on your motorcycle for the first time this seasonhellipand every time you ride Please rememberhellip

bull ride like you will never be given the right of way

bull ride like you are never seenbull watch the conditions of the road you

are riding on at all timesBe defensive alert aware and always on guard

Rhonda CwynarPresident RAGERiders Against Government Exploitation

RAGE - SK Events

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SK Events

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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SK Events

HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONrsquoT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF ALL MY FRIENDS ARE MAD BECAUSE THEY THINK I AM

SHOUTING AT THEM OVER INTERNET PLEASE HELP

We always hold hands If I let go she shops

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Special thanks to Sven Bernard of Johnny Pag Motorcycles of Canada for donating the bike that the

Canadian Legion of Riders in North Battleford Saskatchewan won

They are raffling it off to raise funds for their projects

Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle

NAME

ADDRESS

PHONE

1st Prize Custom Painted Johnny Pag Motorcycle valued at $8500 supplied by Johnny Pag Motorcycles of Canada amp Belt Drive Betty WC Distributing 1-780-881-56782nd Prize Autographed Andrew Albers Minnesota Twins Jersey3rd Prize Autographed Bobby Hull Chicago Black Hawks Jersey Proceeds to Veteran related charities

Canadian Legion of Riders Charity RaffleDraw July 13 2014 at Rockinrsquo the Rink Meota SK at Midnight

Lottery Licence RR13-0504

Tickets $5 each

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Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List

Saskatchewan Ride for SightElbow Arena and Fairgrounds

Save the Date June 20 - 22 2014

Pondarosa MH amp RV ParkLocated on Trans Canada Highway

east side of Swift Current SK Ph (306) 773-5000

Open all year

RV and Tenting sites creekside ~Full or Partial Hook-ups BathroomsShowers ~ Laundry Facilities ~ Internet

CAA Approved

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FreedomIt is a hard concept to really truly wrap your mind around We here in the west are quick to pound our chest and proclaim that we are the proud and free The sad thing is freedom is a mirage lingering on the horizon For many of us we work an honest day work ride our bikes in the mean time we complain about politics to our friends but we never really do anything about it other than some grumbles We could be plopped down in any part of the world and our lives would change very little That is not freedom - only the allusion of freedom

As we sit idly by watching our police forces militarize we blindly seek out more rules more regulations Irsquom not sure what the tipping point was what had caused us to shift our focus from freedom true freedom to regulation I do remember growing up in the seventies We didnrsquot have clasps and locks on the cabinets our mothers never absently minded left us in the kitchen by ourselves When I was bad in school I was sent to the Principalrsquos office and was punished by a leather strap across my behind (I still donrsquot swear)

Trying out for sport teams was a try out Not everyone made the team The ones that didnrsquot spent the year shooting pucks into pails snagging baseballs rolling off of roofs until we were good enough to make the team the next year We had winners and losers and even in the playground

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

Continued Next Page

-bad Uncle Monkey

bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events

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when the next goal won each and every one of us knew exactly what the score was and who the real winner was It drove us to be better Sports were not for everyone though Those that didnrsquot excel on the field read books created art Of my friends growing up some went on to play in the NHL my cousin is a mover and shaker in Silicon Valley designing and programming many of the things we use today Others became mechanics and plumbers-the blue collar workers who keep this world running Yet others became doctors and lawyers others became successful actors and musicians teachers and mothers But somewhere someone decide to level the playing field that we were all special little stars Everyone made the team everyone got a medal That it wasnrsquot fair that someone would succeed where others couldnrsquot That parenting should fall on someone elsersquos shoulder - daycares teachers the government Society forgot that it was suppose to be harder for the asthma kid with the deformed leg to play sports Society forgot that those disadvantaged who truly wanted and worked hard still found success We threw away personal responsibility personal accountability If a person backs over a kid in their driveway its not because they are a bad driver

not because they are a bad parent not because they were not paying attention - it is because the company didnrsquot put sensors on the back of the car If a kid shoots up a school its not because of mental illness not because of bad parenting or teaching

- its because the government didnrsquot take away our guns (Considering the recent rash of stabbings in schools and malls it is obvious that person will use any and all things) Each of these small steps was on our freedom pushing it a little farther down into the dirt Our last freedom is freedom of speech that Irsquom allowed to speak my mind here Freedom as long as Irsquom mindful of sponsors event organizersWhen will we regain our freedom Should we regain our freedom Read K Randall Ballrsquos Sam Chopper Orwell to find out what will happen if we donrsquot

-bad Uncle Monkey

E K D M Q T V M Y M B M M G I S M T S O Y E M N T E I E E Q Z X E E A E O O B R I A H N P N I J R A N C L D G B C C A C H S B A C I T D I L U E I M S H I I E T A G S R I D E N D G M U T A M D T R I E K C N R N M E R I D E N U N L U L O A E E H M M C E M N R G A E O U G N M M P S Z R O M E A I M F M V M C M E N S T R U A L R R R A N K E Y H N M H I V V W O P E O X N C R A N S F A A S B M Z M Y R M J S U Y A E L L D A E T S E R E M E M T M M S E M E M O R I A L I Z E M L E E W Z X C A E M E N A C I N G U R N A I L E H P O T S I H P E M C A A O R M E R I T E D X N E L U I C G H O R T Q X S A Y L E R E M T I E Z M Q M E K V R R W V Z B D N O R C E W S I T I H P E M L B N E U Y P M S H R E T I R O M E M X M S

MEMORANDUMBOOKMEMORIALISTMEMORIALIZEMEMORIALSMEMORITERMEMORIZEMEMSAHIBMENACINGMENAGEMENAGERYMENDICANCYMENDICANTMENDICATEMENDICITYMENSES

MENSTRUALMENSTRUUMMENTICULTUREMEPHISTOPHELIANMEPHITICMEPHITISMERACIOUSMERCATUREMERCHANGMANMERELLESMERELYMERESTEADMERFOLKMERGEDMERITED

Continued from Previous Page

bad Uncle Monkey - Word Search Belt Drive BettyrsquosWordsearchR R

How come we put a man on the moon before realizing it would be a good idea to put

wheels on suitcases

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SK News Events

Dare to KnowWhat your body

needs to heal itself

The BodyTalk Systemwith Practitioner Bev Groot

To book an appointment or find out more about the BodyTalk System call

3069815686

Upcoming SK EventsAll Events

Select arrows to view events

You might be a redneck if yoursquove been married 3 times and you still have the

same in laws

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MB Events

My mother taught me about TIME TRAVELldquoIf you donrsquot straighten up Irsquom going to knock you into the middle of next weekrdquo

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The Grande Prairie Toys for Tots season opener

by Belt Drive Betty

Our local Grande Prairie Toys for Tots group hosts a number of events all riding seasonThe first of those events was their annual swap meet which was held at the Army Navy Air Force Club on Saturday May 10thThere was great participation from the business community with vendors like Bear Biker Wear coming all the way from Bonnyville and Bentleyrsquos from Crestomere in central Alberta adding to the local vendorsA couple of the riding clubs were on hand and I got to interview Manimal of the Chozen Breed and Barb from the Iron Sirens ndash two great local riding clubs that are growing here in Grande Prairie

in search of

lost indians

Pages 1 - 8by Ken Aiken

Continued Next Page

Bentleys Motosicle Pain Tin

Contents

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener

35-37 The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener38-39 Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful40-44 ON News Events45-48 ON Events49-50 Sport - News Events51 Sports Events52 Website Tip of the Week53 Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events54-56 ON Events57 ON Events - Classified AD of the Week58-60 Support Our Troops61 QC Events62 Moto Moncton NB Events63 NB Events64 NB News Events65 WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events66-68 NS Events69-70 NL Events

Irsquove been in love with the same woman or 49 years If my wife ever

finds out shersquoll kill me

RR

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I also got some time with Jamie the new president of Toys for Tots and Seth the new vice presidentThese two along with the rest of the board and volunteers did a great job of organizing the event and by the looks of things they are on to a

ragingly successful season They have a ton of events planned to support our local kidsOther vendors included Uncle Buckrsquos ndash they make the BEST beef jerky around this part of the country and members of the Grandview Hutterite colony were out with some amazing gloves both gauntlets and working gloves The quality of the tanning dying and stitching is utterly fabulous Righteous Cycles was the only local bike shop on hand but they had lots to offerA wide variety of parts were on hand for almost

every brand of motorcycle out there and there were some jewelry and clothing vendors on hand as wellThere were only two vacant tables The traffic was good and the ANAVETS club did a brisk business selling breakfast and later lunchThe one thing I love about these season opener events is that a person gets to see people that

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Chozen Breed Booth

Bear and Penny Bear and his bride Penny

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Continued from Previous Pagehave been in hibernation all winter Heck I saw people that I havenrsquot seen in two and three years and it was fantasticOur local Toys for Tots does amazing work in our community and they deserve the support of every dealer and rider in the region Their next event is the Kneez in the Breeze run on May 24th Check out their poster and if you can consider attending

it I know that I had a blast last yearI myself have to be at my Defense Fund Poker Run in Nisku at Blackjacks but if you are in Grande Prairie and area and are looking for a great group to ride and share the day with you wonrsquot find much finer that the guys and gals of Grande Prairie Toys for Tots

- BDB

Righteous Cycles

Righteous Cycles

Randy Cholach and sister Patty

Iron Sirens Booth

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Itrsquos a beautiful day and you feel like going for a ride on your ATV UTV or motorcycle On the trails along the roads and waterways or on the edge of the woods there are sometimes toxic plants that are dangerous to our health Poison Ivy is more common but others are not as well known such as Giant Hogweed To help you identify them when you make stops during these rides let me show in this article three toxic plants that you may come acrossGiant HogweedShort story Originating in the Caucasus it was probably introduced to North America as an ornamental plant It has since taken root and become widespread in many European countries as well as Australia New Zealand the United States and Canada In Quebec it is considered to be an invasive alien plantDescription It can measure 2 to 5 metres high and 30 centimetres to 1 metre after mowing or cutting Its stem is robust covered in white hairs and raspberry red to purple spots spread out and well defined The leaves can reach up to 15 metres

wide by 3 metres longToxic part Its sap (a colourless odourless liquid secreted by all parts of the plant)Effects Contact with the sap followed by exposure to the sun is odourless but can produce dermatitis up to 48 hours after exposure This is characterized by redness of the skin and swelling blisters or even skin lesions at times serious resembling first or second-degree burnsPlaces Disturbed wetlands (along waterways

ditches roads etc)Take note After the wounds heal brown or white spots can linger for many months or even years on the affected areas and they can remain sensitive to the lightCanadian provinces where it is found British Columbia Ontario Quebec New BrunswickSources Deacutevelopppement durable Environnement Faune et Parcs du gouvernement du Queacutebec Santeacute et services sociaux du Queacutebec (French version only) Espace pour la vie de MontreacutealWild ParsnipDescription The flowers have light yellow-green umbels The first year the plant generally presents a low rosette of fusiform leaves while the roots are developing and flowers in the second year on a long stem before dying

Continued Next Page

V I S I T U S A T

W W W K I M P E X N E W S C O MW W W K I M P E X C O M

Hog Weed

Wild Parsnip

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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Toxic part Its sapEffects Like the Giant Hogweed its sap contains chemical products which on human skin can cause reactions similar to serious burns rashes or blistersPlaces Disturbed environments (abandoned yards open fields alongside roads etc)Take note The plantrsquos chemical composition is known to reduce weight gain and decrease fertility in cattle that eat itCanadian provinces where it is found In all provinces and territories with the exception of NunavutSources Canadian Biodiversity Information Facility from Governement of Canada Ministry of Natural Resources from Governement of OntarioPoison IvyDescription A woody perennial plant with creeping climbing or bushy glossy leaves

Toxic part Its sap contains a toxic resin (present in all parts of the plant except the pollen) Any contact with a broken part of the plant a contaminated object or an animal runs the risk of provoking a reaction The seriousness of the reaction depends on individual sensitivity the amount of sap in contact with the skin and exposed areas of the body

Effects A rash manifested by intense itching and redness Swelling and blisters can also be seen all usually between 24 to 48 hours after contact

Places River banks clearings the edge of the woods along roads etc

Take note Inhalation of smoke coming from burning Poison Ivy plants provokes an extremely painful eruption of the lining of the lungs which can lead to respiratory problems and even death

Canadian provinces where it is found In all provinces with the exception of Newfoundland-Labrador

Sources Governement of Canada Health Espace pour la vie Montreacuteal

Continued from Previous Page

Poison Ivy

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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On May 7th the official Road Captain was announced for the 4th Annual Bob Probert Ride This yearrsquos honourary grand marshal is the beautifully talented Emmy Award nominated Jacqueline MacInnes

Wood Thatrsquos right our very own hometown Canadian actress disc jockey singer television host and skilled motorcycle rider will lead the estimated 1100 motorcycles on June 22nd from Thunder Road Harley-Davidson Born in Windsor Ontario she is best known for her role as Steffy Forrester on the long-running American soap opera The Bold and the Beautiful She is also the younger sister to Dani Probert the Event Co-Chair for the Bob Probert RideFor the past four years riders in vests leather boots and blue jeans revved their

engines honouring the late hockey player Bob Probert while benefitting cardiac care at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Itrsquos a fitting tribute given that Bob was a Harley-Davidson enthusiast himself and also loved participating in charity ridesJacqueline now joins the small list of past

Continued Next Page

Mike Bechard

2014 Bob Probert Ride Media LaunchON News Events

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road captains such as former hockey players and Bobrsquos teammates Tony Amonte Sheldon Kennedy and Chris Chelios All of whom led a brigade of motorcycles following a scenic routearound Windsor and Essex County riding along the water and through the county settings showcasing the arearsquos beautyThe route has planned stops in Amherstburg Colchester Belle River and the Riverside Sportsmenrsquos Club mdashthe final stop Each stop is unique and gives the riders an opportunity to get something to eat and drink while a chance to win some awesome prizes like autographed Original Six jerseysBob Probert was a local hockey icon and an enforcer who played in the National Hockey League

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for 16 seasons with the Detroit Red Wings and the Chicago Blackhawks He passed away in 2010 after suffering a heart attack while on his boat out on Lake St Clair Dani Probert Bobrsquos widow has been organizing the memorial ride since its inception in 2011 That year was especially significant because

it was the first year that she was actually able to process the overwhelming amount of supportIn the last three years motorcyclists werenrsquot the only ones who turned out for the memorial ridemdashthousands of spectators stood at the side of the road to cheer the riders on at the different stops All participants of the Bob Probert Ride have risen over $300000 to fund the expansion of the cardiac care unit at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Windsor unfortunately has one of the highest rates of cardiac emergencies in Canada and there is not enough room to meet the demands As a result routine procedures are often rescheduled to make way for emergency cases Dani Probert and the hospital boardrsquos ultimate goal are to make the unit open 247 and have two beds available for angioplasty instead of just oneItrsquos hard to put into words how the communityrsquos support has helped Dani and her four children Brogan Tierney Jack and Declyn after such an immense loss In addition the family looks forward to this yearrsquos ride being even bigger with riders from

all over including Michigan paying homage to their father ldquoThe Enforcerrdquo Bob ProbertThe date for the 2014 Bob Probert Ride is June 22nd and all up-to-date information can be found on the website wwwprobertridecomRide safe ride freeMike ldquoChopperrdquo Bechard

Continued from Previous Page

ON News Events

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The 2014 ldquoRide for MSrdquo now in its 6th year is on Sunday September 21 2014 Shar Good Event Organizer recounts ldquoIt has been a learning experience receiving the help of Mike Bechard of the Lone Wolf Clubhouse back in the beginning to bring to life my dream of an event such as this since my diagnosis of Multiple

Sclerosis in 1985 I wanted to make a difference and help in any way I couldrdquo Good explains ldquoMultiple Sclerosis is the most commonly diagnosed neurological disease found in individuals between the ages of 15 to 40mdashthis area of Southwestern Ontario has a high number of affected people Reports from local neurologists tell us that approximately 700 to 800 citizens in our area have been diagnosedGood went on to say ldquoAll motorcycle riders are welcome to participate in the Ride for MS poker run to benefit the Windsor-Essex County Chapter of the MS Society of Canada This great ride starts and ends with a full course family style dinner at the Columbus Center of South Windsor 2014 Columbus Drive in Windsor Registration begins at 900AM and will run until 1030AM Registration Fees are as follows Rider $30 (FREE with $100 in Pledges) Passenger $20 (Free with $100 in Pledges) Participants are encouraged to collect pledges to receive pledge awards that start at $200 with Gas Cards awarded for pledges starting at $250 The Pledge Award Tier is provided on the pledge sheet available for download at wwwlonewolfclubhousecom and wwwmssocietycachaptersessexcommunityhtm The first stop of the poker run will be The Leaf in Windsor where you are welcome to have a full breakfast from the menu followed by stops at The

Sandbar Waterfront Grill (providing lunch specials) Birdiersquos Perch out in Leamington (providing FREE bottled water) the Pelee Island Winery in Kingsville (providing FREE wine tasting) Crabby Joersquos in Essex with the last optional stop being at Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery where you will receive a 6th optional card for your poker handrdquo Shar goes on to explain the 6th poker stop is optional giving you an extra chance to get either the Best or Worst Poker Hand of the day and win a prize for each Six stops in total are allocated along the 100 mile route Itrsquos so much fun itrsquos wonderful to be able to host a fundraiser that puts a smile on everyonersquos facerdquo Once back at the Columbus Center of S Windsor there is a family style dinner and an opportunity to participate in a 5050 Draw a Chinese Auction and a Gift Certificate Grab Bag There are Door Prizes for the ride participants using their Free Door Prize ticket they received upon Registration Good goes on to welcome non-riders as there are DINNER ONLY TICKETS available for $25 each and when purchasing in a set of 2 tickets a tax receipt for $20 will be issued Shar reiterates ldquoBikers Sponsors Volunteers amp Contributors to the event make it happen We have been blessed in the past and again this year with this event being sponsored by DIAMOND SPONSORSHIPS Biz X The Leaf Families First amp Leather King and RUBY SPONSORSHIPS UNIFOR Local 444 Robinson Motorcycle Avon Canada Fran Sales CrsquoEst Bon Lone Wolf Clubhouse Comfort Inn Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery Pelee Island Winery Sandbar Waterfront Grill Steversquos Auto Shine Birdiersquos Perch Canadian Tire (Tecumseh Rd E Windsor) Molson Coors and Belt Drive Betty The contributions of businesses in our community of door prizes and auction items add personality to the event

Good is happy to report ldquoTo date the Ride for MS has raised $33900 that has been used in assisting those with MS to subsidize the purchase of much needed assisted that enhance the quality of their

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ON News Events

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livesrdquo As Event Planner amp Creator Good observes first hand how the money raised facilitates those living with multiple sclerosis Having MS herself she works with the Windsor-Essex County Chapter as a past board member aiding their membership almost on a daily basis Good reflects on her past involvement with the society and what she learned ldquoI was amazed with how much the special equipment cost and was surprised with the amounts that were not covered The depths that the society had to go through to make sure people with MS got

the equipment they needed when they needed it amazed merdquo This is where the Ride for MS and the funds raised from this event come into play ldquoThe society informs the participant of this event annually at the dinner as to how the funds raised were used which is importantrdquo says Good ldquothe feeling you get when a recipient of these funds find out you are a participant of the event that helped them obtain a piece of equipment gives you a hug and says thank you is surrealrdquoJoin us on Sunday September 21st and make someonersquos wish for a better quality of life become a reality For more information you may contact Shar at (519) 798-3858 or by email at shar54xplornetca SUBJECT Ride for MS

ON News Events

Whatever you do in life always give 100 Unless yoursquore

donating blood

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Grand Bendrsquos ldquoVintage Bike DaysrdquoThis years Annual ldquoShow amp Shinerdquo event will be held in Grand Bend and takes place on Sunday July 20 2014 from 1000am until around 1pm right on Grand Bendrsquos Main Street (exact location will be announced soon)Again this year there is no registration fee no official judging no vendors and itrsquos NOT a swap-meet but there will be a group ride from Main Street to the Grand Bend MOTORPLEX Raceway

to enjoy the Vintage Road Racing Associations ldquoSUMMER CLASSICrdquo EventVintage related club and group displays are encouragedJust show up and proudly show off your scooters and motorcycles All makes and models of Vintage amp Classic bikes are most welcomeFind us on Facebook httpwwwfacebookcompagesGrand-Bends-Vintage-Bike-Days204561802964090sk=wallampapp_data

HHR RouteDetails are here We are assembling in front of the HQ building at CFB Trenton with the ride departing at 1145 Due to some issues related to our permit that could not be resolved in the short time remaining before our Ride we in the interest in safety and the show must go on have decided to move our Rally to the Whitby Entertainment Centrum This is where the ride will end It is the same location as our assembly last yearJoin us as we welcome home our HEROES as the mission has ended in Afghanistan for our Canadian ForcesHope to see many of you there

ON Events

2930 Haldimand Road 20 Cayuga1st Annual Autism Rodeo amp Family Day Charity Event to raise funds for Autism

11am-5pm Family Time bull Live bands ~ TBAbull Kids Gamesbull Face Paintingbull Free BBQ amp Drink with admission

5pm-2am Adults ONLY~Rodeo Timebull Motorcycle Gamesbull Show N Shine bull Pig Roastbull Live Bands ~ TBAbull Beer Kegs

Overnight Camping (Adults Only) Sponsors

raquo Motorcycle Enhancements raquo Tattz AndCompany raquo Black widow paintball amp Airsoftl raquo Mainway Sports raquo Action Auto raquo Paula Manto Swick Registered Disability

Savings Plan Rep raquo CrazeePaint Airbrushing

VendorsTattz AndCompanyBlack widow Paintball amp AirsoftPaula Manto Swick Registered Disability Savings Plan Rep

All proceeds go to Autism Awarenes

Autism Rodeo amp Family Day - August 2nd 2014

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ON Events

Why a round pizza gets delivered in a square box

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ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo Winner of Combined SOAR and RACE Events Get CSBK National Support (csbkca)This Ontario motorcycle roadracing season sanctioning groups SOAR and RACE are working together with a pair of Series race

weekends SOAR is hosting the RACE group at Grand Bend Raceway on June 13-15 while RACE returns the favor by hosting SOAR racers at Shannonville Motorsport Park June 27-29 As part of this co-promotion Dunlop racing tire distributor Pro 6 Cycle and the National Mopar CSBK organizing group have also joined up to provide a special bonus for Amateur Sport Bike

Continued Next Page

Dunlop Amateur Showdown winner to get National support

Sports - News Events

ADULTA person who has stopped

growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle

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class (approx 600cc) competitors A two round points-paying Series will recognize the appropriate Sport Bike-type class races at the SOAR and RACE-hosted events determining the top rising star in that category The racer who achieves the best combined result from the two race ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo will receive a competition award sponsoring their entry for the final Amateur Sport Bike Mopar CSBK National rounds at Canadian Tire Motorsport Park August 15-17Dunlop distributor Pro 6 Cycle and CSBK will supply competitor entry and racing tires to the winner of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo for the

CTMP National weekend The entry will include both Saturday and Sunday Amateur Sport Bike double header rounds with the successful Amateur competitor receiving a maximum of six Dunlop DOT-type class appropriate racing tires for use during the three day eventThe winning competitor must not have held a Pro motorcycle roadracing License nor can they have competed in more than two previous National races SOAR and RACE organizers will be the final judges of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo and ensure that all competitors respect the structure and spirit of the bonus competitionFor more information please check the SOAR (soaracingca) and RACE Events (Shannonvillecom) official web sites

Sports - News Events

DatesMay 16thJune 20thJuly 25thAugust 15thSeptember 12th

Registration opens at 5pm on the day of the event followed by racing at 7pm All racers must havevalid motorcycle drivers licensefull faced Snell 05 approved helmetgauntlet style leather glovesleather jacketleather bootscompetitors exceeding 120 mph will be required to wear full leathersMotorcycles must be in good working order and will be required to pass tech inspection prior to their first pass CLICK HERE for additional information on the Mission Raceway Park and their street legal Friday night races

2014 CMDRA Bracket Racing at Mission Raceway

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Sports Events

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

THE 27th

THREE DAY

May 171819 ndash 2014 ndash at Scotch Creek

All usual Classes ndash Entry $25 per day - $10 Vintage - Kids free

The Old Guy in 1971

Dean Seaman 2014

171819 ndash 2014 ndash171819 ndash 2014 ndash

This year the event will enter a new era with a two day Modern Trial

Total results will count for the overall Championship

Round 2 in Rocky Mountain House ABRound 3 in Ymir BC

We also have planned a Kids Trialon the Saturday night for

Both Electric and engine powered bikes Camping is good with Porta -Potties on site

Call for details of Motels etc

Phone Outlaw Dave for further info (250) 545-6139Directions - Follow the road to Scotch Creek from Hiway one West of Sorrento Then turn left

At Leopold road at the top of the hill after you leave town (Tire sign on left) red arrows from that point

A big thanks to the land owners for the use of this fantastic area

Modern Trial - Saturday amp Sunday - Vintage Monday Start time 10am all three days

13 13 13 13 13 13

For13 Immediate13 Release13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 May13 813 201413 13 CMDRA13 Announces13 Revised13 201413 Schedule13 13 The13 Canadian13 Motorcycle13 Drag13 Racing13 Association13 is13 releasing13 details13 of13 their13 updated13 201413 schedule13 The13 six13 race13 series13 which13 includes13 events13 in13 British13 Columbia13 Alberta13 and13 Ontario13 required13 revision13 following13 the13 unexpected13 announcement13 of13 the13 suspension13 of13 operations13 at13 one13 of13 the13 venues13 included13 in13 the13 original13 schedule13 13

Revised13 201413 Schedule13 June13 141513 13 Grand13 Bend13 Motorplex13 Grand13 Bend13 ON13 June13 2213 (113 day13 event)13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 July13 121313 13 13 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13 August13 232413 13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 Fort13 St13 John13 BC13 September13 6713 13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 September13 272813 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13

13

13 13

13 CMDRA13 Executive13 Director13 Kevin13 Shupac13 commented13 ldquoThe13 CMDRA13 is13 sincerely13 thankful13 for13 the13 support13 the13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 and13 Castrol13 Raceway13 and13 all13 of13 the13 tracks13 the13 CMDRA13 will13 visit13 in13 201413 We13 would13 also13 like13 to13 thank13 our13 members13 for13 their13 patience13 during13 the13 past13 four13 weeksrdquo13 13 13

13 13

infocmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 13 wwwcmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 1877580900813 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 TwitterCMDRA201413 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 Facebook13 CMDRA13

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR After your hands become coated with

grease your nose will begin to itch

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Did you know that BeltDriveBettycom has the most comprehensive database of Canadian Riding Clubs on the on the internet Wersquove revamped our Riding Club directory and wersquod like to know what you think Itrsquos indexed by Province and by Type of Riding Club for easy browsing

bull Brand Specificbull Cruising and Touringbull Military bull Lifestylebull Occupation-Relatedbull Rider Rights and Freedomsbull Vintagebull Sportsbull Womenrsquos Riding Clubsbull Motorcycle Ministries

httpwwwbeltdrivebettycomcommunityriding-clubs

TIP OF THE WEEK RIDING CLUBS section REVAMPED

on Facebook has photo albums for each province and month filled with tons of events

httpwwwfacebookcomCanadianMotorcycleEventsphotos_albums

Visit our page and go to the photos link once there click on albums to find the Province and month you are interested in

You can also use our national calendars at wwwcanadianmotorcycleeventscom - filled with even more event information you can sort them right down to only one province and they are highly shareable

Our CANADIAN MOTORCYCLE EVENTS

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

ldquoIf yoursquore going to kill each other do it outside I just finished cleaningrdquo

Website Tip of the Week

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Tides roll in and tides roll out

There arenrsquot too many things in life that are predictable but ocean tides are one of them

Our family just returned from a short vacation on a Vancouver Island beach and I found the tides fascinating

Incoming tides covered the beach and at high tide you could literally see all the sandcastles wood forts and creations literally disappear under the water never to be seen again

The outgoing tides revealed a clean fresh canvas and some sea-life caught in the tidal pools left behind or laying helplessly on the beach Seagulls swooped down to shell covered areas of the beach in search of oysters that had been stranded on the half kilometer sandy beach as the eagles hovered above looking for their next snack

I could not help but think about the lsquoTides of Lifersquo where we know that until our number comes up and we face eternal judgment each day the sun will come up we will spend time with those people whom we love (family friends) and with people whom we would most likely prefer not to be spending time with (school work) and we will experience all the good and not so good that the

tides of life bring our way Night will come and in the morning we will repeat the cycle all over again

As a born-again believer I felt the tide analogy was an appropriate one The ocean washes away everything left on the beach and when we ask Christ for the forgiveness of our sins he literally washes them away Check out this verse from ldquoOur Ownerrsquos Manual for Liferdquo found in Psalm 103 verse 12 ldquoHe has removed our sins as far from us as the east is from the westrdquo

Our biker church exists to take the ldquoGood Newsrdquo and the ldquoSalvation Messagerdquo to un-churched bikers here on the West Coast In fact our prayer is that the Holy Spirit would become like a raging wildfire touching the hearts and lives of bikers resulting in an assurance of eternity with our Jesus in heaven and a life on this earth that takes on new meaning and purpose

If you think riding your scoot along a seaside highway on a hot summerrsquos day is something special just wait until you do it when Jesus Christ is at the controls of your lifehellip there is no greater lsquohighrsquo and bigger lsquorushrsquo than this All it takes is a few short words ask Jesus to forgive you for your sins tell him you that you want him to be Lord of your life Follow this up with prayer and bible reading and oh yeahhellip believe that he does in fact lsquohave your backrsquo in this life

Ride safe Ride true

Pastor Chuck

Canadian Riders Support Program Network

By joining the Canadian Riders Support Program you volunteer to provide assistance to broken down riders in your area This assistance may include providing information about nearby repair shops towing accommodations making phone calls providing directions etc While some Canadian Riders have expressed that they would be able to provide help with tools wrenching towing and even temporary accommodations the level of assistance you may provide is totally up to you as you feel comfortable and safe to do soLetrsquos face it most of us have been there away from home and broke down by the side of the road Canadian Rider Members are also listed in Belt Drive Bettyrsquos Little Black Book a resource directory currently carried in the saddlebags of thousands of Canadian Riders As a ldquoThank Yourdquo from Belt Drive Betty Canadian Riders Support Network Members receive The Busted Knuckle Chronicles E-Subscription free of charge

Come join us at httpwwwcanadianridersca

Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events

Pastor Chuck

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G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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ON - Events

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ON News - ON Events

If everything seems to be going well you have obviously

overlooked something

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Classified Ad of the Week

2002 Tiny Mite Cargo Trailer

Stock CTRL0033 Colour Blue Features Very clean trailer in excellent condition tons of storage good quality cargo trailer at a good price

Price $ 2495 CAD NO GST

Contact

Trike Zone

(780) 389-3344

Mulhurst Bay AB

Email edwardtrikezonecom

ON Events - Classified AD of the Week

Upcoming ON EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

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Join Veterans Law Enforement First Responders and their supporters from both Canada and the US on this overnight cross border ride to Wenatchee Washington June 7th 2014Check out httpcanamveteransrideweeblycom for details laquoHalf The Fun is Getting Thereraquo

Support Our Troops

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Support Our Troops

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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Support Our Troops

Upcoming SOT EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

Are you a veteran who owns a businessWould you like to promote your products or services but find advertising expensive

Get 50 off your first 6 months of advertisingContact Belt Drive Betty to find out about the

Veteranrsquos Business Starter Programbdbettygmailcom

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Tee Shirts Patches amp More in the BDB Store

We appreciate your support

wwwbdbstorecom

QC EVENTS

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What did the elephant say to the naked man How do you breathe through that

tiny thing

Ah lsquoFridayrsquo my second favorite F-word

August 7 - 10 2014 - In the Heart of Downtown MonctonThe MotoMoncton Festival was first launched in August of 2011 with motorcyclists from near and taking over Monctonrsquos downtown core This three-day event featured motorcycle stunt shows a burnout competition group rides throughout Southeastern New Brunswick a bike cruise through Moncton live entertainment on Main Street and much moreIn 2012 the City of Moncton was pleased to host another weekend of motorcycle madness in downtown Moncton and to welcome bikers from across the region and across the country as the city hosted both MotoMoncton and the 17th Canadian National Harley Owners Group Rally Moncton was honoured to be chosen as host city for this national event and together with MotoMoncton the HOG Rally proved to be yet another exciting motorcycle weekend in the cityThis past August 2013 MotoMoncton organizers were yet again pleased to host another successful weekend of exciting activity with thousands visiting the festival grounds throughout the weekend

The festival an initiative of the City of Moncton is made possible by the support of various partners including Downtown Moncton Centre-Ville Inc various local motorcycle dealers and clubs and other community partners

For more information and sponsorship enquiries please contact 506-383-7020 506-877-7700 of by Email infomotomonctoncaOr visit motomonctonca

MOTO MONCTON NB EVENTS

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What are three words a woman never wants to hear when shersquos making love ldquoHoney Irsquom homerdquo

NB EVENTS

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club would be very pleased if you would help support our up coming charity event in support of the DECH Childrenrsquos Ward

This year our Toy Ride takes place June 14th 2014 We are celebrating our 30th Ride Register early to receive a limited Edition 30th Anniversary Shirt

Registration forms online at

httpfrederictonmotorcycleclubcaHomephp

The ride begins at the parking lot of the Canadian Tire Two Nations Crossing (North Side) On site registration between 930 am amp 1045 am Ride begins at 11 am sharp

The Motorcyclist will enjoy a scenic country ride via Nashwack Bridge to Stanley At the Stanley school there will be a barbeque Show-N-Shine 5050 draw silent auction etc

The group will return via the Royal Road ending up at the DECH for the presentations of the Toys and monies raised to the Child Life Unit of the DECH

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club has been the most consistent supporter of the DECH Childrenrsquos Life Unit since 1985 All of the funds raised and Toys collected go to the hospitalized Children

Please share this email with all your friends Help us Brighten A Childrsquos Stay

Fredricton Motorcycle Club Toy Ride

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Where Royal Canadian Legion Branch 350 Port DalhousieWhen Saturday 7 June Blessing starts 11am followed by the Show and Shine

Show and Shine Entry fee $1000

11 trophies up for grabsbull Best in Show 1st 2nd 3rd placebull Best cruiser 1st amp 2nd placebull Best touring 1st and 2nd placebull Best sport bike 1st amp 2nd placebull Best sport touring 1st amp 2nd place

BBQ burgers and sausage on a bun for sale 5050 draw coffee and donutsAll proceeds to support the Royal Canadian Legion Port DalhousieI challenge all Bike clubs in the Niagara area to attend this wonderful event Hosted by the Working Stiffs Riding ClubCanadian Legion Branch 350 Located at 600 Ontario St St Catharines ON L2N 7P8 (Known as Port Dalhousie ) 905-934-1261 Please use Joe Caruso as a contact andor myself Joes email address is kawasaki07bellnet andor faronleonardhotmailcom Thank You look forward to meeting some day

Blessing of the Motorbikersquos and Show and Shine

NB News Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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Actor WisdomThere are four questions of value in lifehellip What is sacred Of what is the spirit made What is worth living for and what is worth dying for The answer to each is the same Only love~ Johnny Depp

Polymath WisdomBelieve none of what you hear and half of what you see- Benjamin Franklin

Spiritual Leader WisdomHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else yoursquore the one who gets burned ~ Buddha

Educator WisdomPeople who consider themselves victims of their circumstances will always remain victims unless they develop a greater vision for their lives ~ Stedman Graham~

Spiritual Teacher WisdomIt is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living ~ Eckhart Tolle

Lithographer WisdomA positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort ndash Herm Albright

I just got back from a pleasure trip I took my mother-in-law to

the airport

WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events

R RWYZWMNrsquoSWORDS TO THE WISE

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Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

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I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

Select Arrows to view events

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A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

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Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

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  • In Search Of Lost Indians
  • BC Events
  • International News Events
  • National Events
  • From the Depths of File 13 - I Hate Mondays
  • AB News - Events
  • David Pocock - AB Events
  • Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events
  • RAGE - SK Events
  • SK Events
  • Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle
  • Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List
  • bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events
  • SK News - Word Search
  • SK News Events
  • MB Events
  • The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener
  • Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful
  • ON News Events
  • ON Events
  • sport - News Events
  • Sports Events
  • Website Tip of the Week
  • Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events
  • ON Events
  • ON Events - Classified AD of the Week
  • Support Our Troops
  • QC Events
  • NB Events
  • NB News Events
  • WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events
  • NS Events
  • NL Events
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SK Events

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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SK Events

HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONrsquoT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF ALL MY FRIENDS ARE MAD BECAUSE THEY THINK I AM

SHOUTING AT THEM OVER INTERNET PLEASE HELP

We always hold hands If I let go she shops

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Special thanks to Sven Bernard of Johnny Pag Motorcycles of Canada for donating the bike that the

Canadian Legion of Riders in North Battleford Saskatchewan won

They are raffling it off to raise funds for their projects

Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle

NAME

ADDRESS

PHONE

1st Prize Custom Painted Johnny Pag Motorcycle valued at $8500 supplied by Johnny Pag Motorcycles of Canada amp Belt Drive Betty WC Distributing 1-780-881-56782nd Prize Autographed Andrew Albers Minnesota Twins Jersey3rd Prize Autographed Bobby Hull Chicago Black Hawks Jersey Proceeds to Veteran related charities

Canadian Legion of Riders Charity RaffleDraw July 13 2014 at Rockinrsquo the Rink Meota SK at Midnight

Lottery Licence RR13-0504

Tickets $5 each

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Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List

Saskatchewan Ride for SightElbow Arena and Fairgrounds

Save the Date June 20 - 22 2014

Pondarosa MH amp RV ParkLocated on Trans Canada Highway

east side of Swift Current SK Ph (306) 773-5000

Open all year

RV and Tenting sites creekside ~Full or Partial Hook-ups BathroomsShowers ~ Laundry Facilities ~ Internet

CAA Approved

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FreedomIt is a hard concept to really truly wrap your mind around We here in the west are quick to pound our chest and proclaim that we are the proud and free The sad thing is freedom is a mirage lingering on the horizon For many of us we work an honest day work ride our bikes in the mean time we complain about politics to our friends but we never really do anything about it other than some grumbles We could be plopped down in any part of the world and our lives would change very little That is not freedom - only the allusion of freedom

As we sit idly by watching our police forces militarize we blindly seek out more rules more regulations Irsquom not sure what the tipping point was what had caused us to shift our focus from freedom true freedom to regulation I do remember growing up in the seventies We didnrsquot have clasps and locks on the cabinets our mothers never absently minded left us in the kitchen by ourselves When I was bad in school I was sent to the Principalrsquos office and was punished by a leather strap across my behind (I still donrsquot swear)

Trying out for sport teams was a try out Not everyone made the team The ones that didnrsquot spent the year shooting pucks into pails snagging baseballs rolling off of roofs until we were good enough to make the team the next year We had winners and losers and even in the playground

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

Continued Next Page

-bad Uncle Monkey

bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events

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when the next goal won each and every one of us knew exactly what the score was and who the real winner was It drove us to be better Sports were not for everyone though Those that didnrsquot excel on the field read books created art Of my friends growing up some went on to play in the NHL my cousin is a mover and shaker in Silicon Valley designing and programming many of the things we use today Others became mechanics and plumbers-the blue collar workers who keep this world running Yet others became doctors and lawyers others became successful actors and musicians teachers and mothers But somewhere someone decide to level the playing field that we were all special little stars Everyone made the team everyone got a medal That it wasnrsquot fair that someone would succeed where others couldnrsquot That parenting should fall on someone elsersquos shoulder - daycares teachers the government Society forgot that it was suppose to be harder for the asthma kid with the deformed leg to play sports Society forgot that those disadvantaged who truly wanted and worked hard still found success We threw away personal responsibility personal accountability If a person backs over a kid in their driveway its not because they are a bad driver

not because they are a bad parent not because they were not paying attention - it is because the company didnrsquot put sensors on the back of the car If a kid shoots up a school its not because of mental illness not because of bad parenting or teaching

- its because the government didnrsquot take away our guns (Considering the recent rash of stabbings in schools and malls it is obvious that person will use any and all things) Each of these small steps was on our freedom pushing it a little farther down into the dirt Our last freedom is freedom of speech that Irsquom allowed to speak my mind here Freedom as long as Irsquom mindful of sponsors event organizersWhen will we regain our freedom Should we regain our freedom Read K Randall Ballrsquos Sam Chopper Orwell to find out what will happen if we donrsquot

-bad Uncle Monkey

E K D M Q T V M Y M B M M G I S M T S O Y E M N T E I E E Q Z X E E A E O O B R I A H N P N I J R A N C L D G B C C A C H S B A C I T D I L U E I M S H I I E T A G S R I D E N D G M U T A M D T R I E K C N R N M E R I D E N U N L U L O A E E H M M C E M N R G A E O U G N M M P S Z R O M E A I M F M V M C M E N S T R U A L R R R A N K E Y H N M H I V V W O P E O X N C R A N S F A A S B M Z M Y R M J S U Y A E L L D A E T S E R E M E M T M M S E M E M O R I A L I Z E M L E E W Z X C A E M E N A C I N G U R N A I L E H P O T S I H P E M C A A O R M E R I T E D X N E L U I C G H O R T Q X S A Y L E R E M T I E Z M Q M E K V R R W V Z B D N O R C E W S I T I H P E M L B N E U Y P M S H R E T I R O M E M X M S

MEMORANDUMBOOKMEMORIALISTMEMORIALIZEMEMORIALSMEMORITERMEMORIZEMEMSAHIBMENACINGMENAGEMENAGERYMENDICANCYMENDICANTMENDICATEMENDICITYMENSES

MENSTRUALMENSTRUUMMENTICULTUREMEPHISTOPHELIANMEPHITICMEPHITISMERACIOUSMERCATUREMERCHANGMANMERELLESMERELYMERESTEADMERFOLKMERGEDMERITED

Continued from Previous Page

bad Uncle Monkey - Word Search Belt Drive BettyrsquosWordsearchR R

How come we put a man on the moon before realizing it would be a good idea to put

wheels on suitcases

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SK News Events

Dare to KnowWhat your body

needs to heal itself

The BodyTalk Systemwith Practitioner Bev Groot

To book an appointment or find out more about the BodyTalk System call

3069815686

Upcoming SK EventsAll Events

Select arrows to view events

You might be a redneck if yoursquove been married 3 times and you still have the

same in laws

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My mother taught me about TIME TRAVELldquoIf you donrsquot straighten up Irsquom going to knock you into the middle of next weekrdquo

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The Grande Prairie Toys for Tots season opener

by Belt Drive Betty

Our local Grande Prairie Toys for Tots group hosts a number of events all riding seasonThe first of those events was their annual swap meet which was held at the Army Navy Air Force Club on Saturday May 10thThere was great participation from the business community with vendors like Bear Biker Wear coming all the way from Bonnyville and Bentleyrsquos from Crestomere in central Alberta adding to the local vendorsA couple of the riding clubs were on hand and I got to interview Manimal of the Chozen Breed and Barb from the Iron Sirens ndash two great local riding clubs that are growing here in Grande Prairie

in search of

lost indians

Pages 1 - 8by Ken Aiken

Continued Next Page

Bentleys Motosicle Pain Tin

Contents

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener

35-37 The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener38-39 Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful40-44 ON News Events45-48 ON Events49-50 Sport - News Events51 Sports Events52 Website Tip of the Week53 Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events54-56 ON Events57 ON Events - Classified AD of the Week58-60 Support Our Troops61 QC Events62 Moto Moncton NB Events63 NB Events64 NB News Events65 WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events66-68 NS Events69-70 NL Events

Irsquove been in love with the same woman or 49 years If my wife ever

finds out shersquoll kill me

RR

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I also got some time with Jamie the new president of Toys for Tots and Seth the new vice presidentThese two along with the rest of the board and volunteers did a great job of organizing the event and by the looks of things they are on to a

ragingly successful season They have a ton of events planned to support our local kidsOther vendors included Uncle Buckrsquos ndash they make the BEST beef jerky around this part of the country and members of the Grandview Hutterite colony were out with some amazing gloves both gauntlets and working gloves The quality of the tanning dying and stitching is utterly fabulous Righteous Cycles was the only local bike shop on hand but they had lots to offerA wide variety of parts were on hand for almost

every brand of motorcycle out there and there were some jewelry and clothing vendors on hand as wellThere were only two vacant tables The traffic was good and the ANAVETS club did a brisk business selling breakfast and later lunchThe one thing I love about these season opener events is that a person gets to see people that

Continued from Previous Page

Continued Next Page

Chozen Breed Booth

Bear and Penny Bear and his bride Penny

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Continued from Previous Pagehave been in hibernation all winter Heck I saw people that I havenrsquot seen in two and three years and it was fantasticOur local Toys for Tots does amazing work in our community and they deserve the support of every dealer and rider in the region Their next event is the Kneez in the Breeze run on May 24th Check out their poster and if you can consider attending

it I know that I had a blast last yearI myself have to be at my Defense Fund Poker Run in Nisku at Blackjacks but if you are in Grande Prairie and area and are looking for a great group to ride and share the day with you wonrsquot find much finer that the guys and gals of Grande Prairie Toys for Tots

- BDB

Righteous Cycles

Righteous Cycles

Randy Cholach and sister Patty

Iron Sirens Booth

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Itrsquos a beautiful day and you feel like going for a ride on your ATV UTV or motorcycle On the trails along the roads and waterways or on the edge of the woods there are sometimes toxic plants that are dangerous to our health Poison Ivy is more common but others are not as well known such as Giant Hogweed To help you identify them when you make stops during these rides let me show in this article three toxic plants that you may come acrossGiant HogweedShort story Originating in the Caucasus it was probably introduced to North America as an ornamental plant It has since taken root and become widespread in many European countries as well as Australia New Zealand the United States and Canada In Quebec it is considered to be an invasive alien plantDescription It can measure 2 to 5 metres high and 30 centimetres to 1 metre after mowing or cutting Its stem is robust covered in white hairs and raspberry red to purple spots spread out and well defined The leaves can reach up to 15 metres

wide by 3 metres longToxic part Its sap (a colourless odourless liquid secreted by all parts of the plant)Effects Contact with the sap followed by exposure to the sun is odourless but can produce dermatitis up to 48 hours after exposure This is characterized by redness of the skin and swelling blisters or even skin lesions at times serious resembling first or second-degree burnsPlaces Disturbed wetlands (along waterways

ditches roads etc)Take note After the wounds heal brown or white spots can linger for many months or even years on the affected areas and they can remain sensitive to the lightCanadian provinces where it is found British Columbia Ontario Quebec New BrunswickSources Deacutevelopppement durable Environnement Faune et Parcs du gouvernement du Queacutebec Santeacute et services sociaux du Queacutebec (French version only) Espace pour la vie de MontreacutealWild ParsnipDescription The flowers have light yellow-green umbels The first year the plant generally presents a low rosette of fusiform leaves while the roots are developing and flowers in the second year on a long stem before dying

Continued Next Page

V I S I T U S A T

W W W K I M P E X N E W S C O MW W W K I M P E X C O M

Hog Weed

Wild Parsnip

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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Toxic part Its sapEffects Like the Giant Hogweed its sap contains chemical products which on human skin can cause reactions similar to serious burns rashes or blistersPlaces Disturbed environments (abandoned yards open fields alongside roads etc)Take note The plantrsquos chemical composition is known to reduce weight gain and decrease fertility in cattle that eat itCanadian provinces where it is found In all provinces and territories with the exception of NunavutSources Canadian Biodiversity Information Facility from Governement of Canada Ministry of Natural Resources from Governement of OntarioPoison IvyDescription A woody perennial plant with creeping climbing or bushy glossy leaves

Toxic part Its sap contains a toxic resin (present in all parts of the plant except the pollen) Any contact with a broken part of the plant a contaminated object or an animal runs the risk of provoking a reaction The seriousness of the reaction depends on individual sensitivity the amount of sap in contact with the skin and exposed areas of the body

Effects A rash manifested by intense itching and redness Swelling and blisters can also be seen all usually between 24 to 48 hours after contact

Places River banks clearings the edge of the woods along roads etc

Take note Inhalation of smoke coming from burning Poison Ivy plants provokes an extremely painful eruption of the lining of the lungs which can lead to respiratory problems and even death

Canadian provinces where it is found In all provinces with the exception of Newfoundland-Labrador

Sources Governement of Canada Health Espace pour la vie Montreacuteal

Continued from Previous Page

Poison Ivy

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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On May 7th the official Road Captain was announced for the 4th Annual Bob Probert Ride This yearrsquos honourary grand marshal is the beautifully talented Emmy Award nominated Jacqueline MacInnes

Wood Thatrsquos right our very own hometown Canadian actress disc jockey singer television host and skilled motorcycle rider will lead the estimated 1100 motorcycles on June 22nd from Thunder Road Harley-Davidson Born in Windsor Ontario she is best known for her role as Steffy Forrester on the long-running American soap opera The Bold and the Beautiful She is also the younger sister to Dani Probert the Event Co-Chair for the Bob Probert RideFor the past four years riders in vests leather boots and blue jeans revved their

engines honouring the late hockey player Bob Probert while benefitting cardiac care at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Itrsquos a fitting tribute given that Bob was a Harley-Davidson enthusiast himself and also loved participating in charity ridesJacqueline now joins the small list of past

Continued Next Page

Mike Bechard

2014 Bob Probert Ride Media LaunchON News Events

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road captains such as former hockey players and Bobrsquos teammates Tony Amonte Sheldon Kennedy and Chris Chelios All of whom led a brigade of motorcycles following a scenic routearound Windsor and Essex County riding along the water and through the county settings showcasing the arearsquos beautyThe route has planned stops in Amherstburg Colchester Belle River and the Riverside Sportsmenrsquos Club mdashthe final stop Each stop is unique and gives the riders an opportunity to get something to eat and drink while a chance to win some awesome prizes like autographed Original Six jerseysBob Probert was a local hockey icon and an enforcer who played in the National Hockey League

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for 16 seasons with the Detroit Red Wings and the Chicago Blackhawks He passed away in 2010 after suffering a heart attack while on his boat out on Lake St Clair Dani Probert Bobrsquos widow has been organizing the memorial ride since its inception in 2011 That year was especially significant because

it was the first year that she was actually able to process the overwhelming amount of supportIn the last three years motorcyclists werenrsquot the only ones who turned out for the memorial ridemdashthousands of spectators stood at the side of the road to cheer the riders on at the different stops All participants of the Bob Probert Ride have risen over $300000 to fund the expansion of the cardiac care unit at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Windsor unfortunately has one of the highest rates of cardiac emergencies in Canada and there is not enough room to meet the demands As a result routine procedures are often rescheduled to make way for emergency cases Dani Probert and the hospital boardrsquos ultimate goal are to make the unit open 247 and have two beds available for angioplasty instead of just oneItrsquos hard to put into words how the communityrsquos support has helped Dani and her four children Brogan Tierney Jack and Declyn after such an immense loss In addition the family looks forward to this yearrsquos ride being even bigger with riders from

all over including Michigan paying homage to their father ldquoThe Enforcerrdquo Bob ProbertThe date for the 2014 Bob Probert Ride is June 22nd and all up-to-date information can be found on the website wwwprobertridecomRide safe ride freeMike ldquoChopperrdquo Bechard

Continued from Previous Page

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The 2014 ldquoRide for MSrdquo now in its 6th year is on Sunday September 21 2014 Shar Good Event Organizer recounts ldquoIt has been a learning experience receiving the help of Mike Bechard of the Lone Wolf Clubhouse back in the beginning to bring to life my dream of an event such as this since my diagnosis of Multiple

Sclerosis in 1985 I wanted to make a difference and help in any way I couldrdquo Good explains ldquoMultiple Sclerosis is the most commonly diagnosed neurological disease found in individuals between the ages of 15 to 40mdashthis area of Southwestern Ontario has a high number of affected people Reports from local neurologists tell us that approximately 700 to 800 citizens in our area have been diagnosedGood went on to say ldquoAll motorcycle riders are welcome to participate in the Ride for MS poker run to benefit the Windsor-Essex County Chapter of the MS Society of Canada This great ride starts and ends with a full course family style dinner at the Columbus Center of South Windsor 2014 Columbus Drive in Windsor Registration begins at 900AM and will run until 1030AM Registration Fees are as follows Rider $30 (FREE with $100 in Pledges) Passenger $20 (Free with $100 in Pledges) Participants are encouraged to collect pledges to receive pledge awards that start at $200 with Gas Cards awarded for pledges starting at $250 The Pledge Award Tier is provided on the pledge sheet available for download at wwwlonewolfclubhousecom and wwwmssocietycachaptersessexcommunityhtm The first stop of the poker run will be The Leaf in Windsor where you are welcome to have a full breakfast from the menu followed by stops at The

Sandbar Waterfront Grill (providing lunch specials) Birdiersquos Perch out in Leamington (providing FREE bottled water) the Pelee Island Winery in Kingsville (providing FREE wine tasting) Crabby Joersquos in Essex with the last optional stop being at Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery where you will receive a 6th optional card for your poker handrdquo Shar goes on to explain the 6th poker stop is optional giving you an extra chance to get either the Best or Worst Poker Hand of the day and win a prize for each Six stops in total are allocated along the 100 mile route Itrsquos so much fun itrsquos wonderful to be able to host a fundraiser that puts a smile on everyonersquos facerdquo Once back at the Columbus Center of S Windsor there is a family style dinner and an opportunity to participate in a 5050 Draw a Chinese Auction and a Gift Certificate Grab Bag There are Door Prizes for the ride participants using their Free Door Prize ticket they received upon Registration Good goes on to welcome non-riders as there are DINNER ONLY TICKETS available for $25 each and when purchasing in a set of 2 tickets a tax receipt for $20 will be issued Shar reiterates ldquoBikers Sponsors Volunteers amp Contributors to the event make it happen We have been blessed in the past and again this year with this event being sponsored by DIAMOND SPONSORSHIPS Biz X The Leaf Families First amp Leather King and RUBY SPONSORSHIPS UNIFOR Local 444 Robinson Motorcycle Avon Canada Fran Sales CrsquoEst Bon Lone Wolf Clubhouse Comfort Inn Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery Pelee Island Winery Sandbar Waterfront Grill Steversquos Auto Shine Birdiersquos Perch Canadian Tire (Tecumseh Rd E Windsor) Molson Coors and Belt Drive Betty The contributions of businesses in our community of door prizes and auction items add personality to the event

Good is happy to report ldquoTo date the Ride for MS has raised $33900 that has been used in assisting those with MS to subsidize the purchase of much needed assisted that enhance the quality of their

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livesrdquo As Event Planner amp Creator Good observes first hand how the money raised facilitates those living with multiple sclerosis Having MS herself she works with the Windsor-Essex County Chapter as a past board member aiding their membership almost on a daily basis Good reflects on her past involvement with the society and what she learned ldquoI was amazed with how much the special equipment cost and was surprised with the amounts that were not covered The depths that the society had to go through to make sure people with MS got

the equipment they needed when they needed it amazed merdquo This is where the Ride for MS and the funds raised from this event come into play ldquoThe society informs the participant of this event annually at the dinner as to how the funds raised were used which is importantrdquo says Good ldquothe feeling you get when a recipient of these funds find out you are a participant of the event that helped them obtain a piece of equipment gives you a hug and says thank you is surrealrdquoJoin us on Sunday September 21st and make someonersquos wish for a better quality of life become a reality For more information you may contact Shar at (519) 798-3858 or by email at shar54xplornetca SUBJECT Ride for MS

ON News Events

Whatever you do in life always give 100 Unless yoursquore

donating blood

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Grand Bendrsquos ldquoVintage Bike DaysrdquoThis years Annual ldquoShow amp Shinerdquo event will be held in Grand Bend and takes place on Sunday July 20 2014 from 1000am until around 1pm right on Grand Bendrsquos Main Street (exact location will be announced soon)Again this year there is no registration fee no official judging no vendors and itrsquos NOT a swap-meet but there will be a group ride from Main Street to the Grand Bend MOTORPLEX Raceway

to enjoy the Vintage Road Racing Associations ldquoSUMMER CLASSICrdquo EventVintage related club and group displays are encouragedJust show up and proudly show off your scooters and motorcycles All makes and models of Vintage amp Classic bikes are most welcomeFind us on Facebook httpwwwfacebookcompagesGrand-Bends-Vintage-Bike-Days204561802964090sk=wallampapp_data

HHR RouteDetails are here We are assembling in front of the HQ building at CFB Trenton with the ride departing at 1145 Due to some issues related to our permit that could not be resolved in the short time remaining before our Ride we in the interest in safety and the show must go on have decided to move our Rally to the Whitby Entertainment Centrum This is where the ride will end It is the same location as our assembly last yearJoin us as we welcome home our HEROES as the mission has ended in Afghanistan for our Canadian ForcesHope to see many of you there

ON Events

2930 Haldimand Road 20 Cayuga1st Annual Autism Rodeo amp Family Day Charity Event to raise funds for Autism

11am-5pm Family Time bull Live bands ~ TBAbull Kids Gamesbull Face Paintingbull Free BBQ amp Drink with admission

5pm-2am Adults ONLY~Rodeo Timebull Motorcycle Gamesbull Show N Shine bull Pig Roastbull Live Bands ~ TBAbull Beer Kegs

Overnight Camping (Adults Only) Sponsors

raquo Motorcycle Enhancements raquo Tattz AndCompany raquo Black widow paintball amp Airsoftl raquo Mainway Sports raquo Action Auto raquo Paula Manto Swick Registered Disability

Savings Plan Rep raquo CrazeePaint Airbrushing

VendorsTattz AndCompanyBlack widow Paintball amp AirsoftPaula Manto Swick Registered Disability Savings Plan Rep

All proceeds go to Autism Awarenes

Autism Rodeo amp Family Day - August 2nd 2014

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Why a round pizza gets delivered in a square box

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ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo Winner of Combined SOAR and RACE Events Get CSBK National Support (csbkca)This Ontario motorcycle roadracing season sanctioning groups SOAR and RACE are working together with a pair of Series race

weekends SOAR is hosting the RACE group at Grand Bend Raceway on June 13-15 while RACE returns the favor by hosting SOAR racers at Shannonville Motorsport Park June 27-29 As part of this co-promotion Dunlop racing tire distributor Pro 6 Cycle and the National Mopar CSBK organizing group have also joined up to provide a special bonus for Amateur Sport Bike

Continued Next Page

Dunlop Amateur Showdown winner to get National support

Sports - News Events

ADULTA person who has stopped

growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle

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class (approx 600cc) competitors A two round points-paying Series will recognize the appropriate Sport Bike-type class races at the SOAR and RACE-hosted events determining the top rising star in that category The racer who achieves the best combined result from the two race ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo will receive a competition award sponsoring their entry for the final Amateur Sport Bike Mopar CSBK National rounds at Canadian Tire Motorsport Park August 15-17Dunlop distributor Pro 6 Cycle and CSBK will supply competitor entry and racing tires to the winner of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo for the

CTMP National weekend The entry will include both Saturday and Sunday Amateur Sport Bike double header rounds with the successful Amateur competitor receiving a maximum of six Dunlop DOT-type class appropriate racing tires for use during the three day eventThe winning competitor must not have held a Pro motorcycle roadracing License nor can they have competed in more than two previous National races SOAR and RACE organizers will be the final judges of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo and ensure that all competitors respect the structure and spirit of the bonus competitionFor more information please check the SOAR (soaracingca) and RACE Events (Shannonvillecom) official web sites

Sports - News Events

DatesMay 16thJune 20thJuly 25thAugust 15thSeptember 12th

Registration opens at 5pm on the day of the event followed by racing at 7pm All racers must havevalid motorcycle drivers licensefull faced Snell 05 approved helmetgauntlet style leather glovesleather jacketleather bootscompetitors exceeding 120 mph will be required to wear full leathersMotorcycles must be in good working order and will be required to pass tech inspection prior to their first pass CLICK HERE for additional information on the Mission Raceway Park and their street legal Friday night races

2014 CMDRA Bracket Racing at Mission Raceway

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Sports Events

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

THE 27th

THREE DAY

May 171819 ndash 2014 ndash at Scotch Creek

All usual Classes ndash Entry $25 per day - $10 Vintage - Kids free

The Old Guy in 1971

Dean Seaman 2014

171819 ndash 2014 ndash171819 ndash 2014 ndash

This year the event will enter a new era with a two day Modern Trial

Total results will count for the overall Championship

Round 2 in Rocky Mountain House ABRound 3 in Ymir BC

We also have planned a Kids Trialon the Saturday night for

Both Electric and engine powered bikes Camping is good with Porta -Potties on site

Call for details of Motels etc

Phone Outlaw Dave for further info (250) 545-6139Directions - Follow the road to Scotch Creek from Hiway one West of Sorrento Then turn left

At Leopold road at the top of the hill after you leave town (Tire sign on left) red arrows from that point

A big thanks to the land owners for the use of this fantastic area

Modern Trial - Saturday amp Sunday - Vintage Monday Start time 10am all three days

13 13 13 13 13 13

For13 Immediate13 Release13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 May13 813 201413 13 CMDRA13 Announces13 Revised13 201413 Schedule13 13 The13 Canadian13 Motorcycle13 Drag13 Racing13 Association13 is13 releasing13 details13 of13 their13 updated13 201413 schedule13 The13 six13 race13 series13 which13 includes13 events13 in13 British13 Columbia13 Alberta13 and13 Ontario13 required13 revision13 following13 the13 unexpected13 announcement13 of13 the13 suspension13 of13 operations13 at13 one13 of13 the13 venues13 included13 in13 the13 original13 schedule13 13

Revised13 201413 Schedule13 June13 141513 13 Grand13 Bend13 Motorplex13 Grand13 Bend13 ON13 June13 2213 (113 day13 event)13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 July13 121313 13 13 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13 August13 232413 13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 Fort13 St13 John13 BC13 September13 6713 13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 September13 272813 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13

13

13 13

13 CMDRA13 Executive13 Director13 Kevin13 Shupac13 commented13 ldquoThe13 CMDRA13 is13 sincerely13 thankful13 for13 the13 support13 the13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 and13 Castrol13 Raceway13 and13 all13 of13 the13 tracks13 the13 CMDRA13 will13 visit13 in13 201413 We13 would13 also13 like13 to13 thank13 our13 members13 for13 their13 patience13 during13 the13 past13 four13 weeksrdquo13 13 13

13 13

infocmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 13 wwwcmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 1877580900813 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 TwitterCMDRA201413 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 Facebook13 CMDRA13

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR After your hands become coated with

grease your nose will begin to itch

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Did you know that BeltDriveBettycom has the most comprehensive database of Canadian Riding Clubs on the on the internet Wersquove revamped our Riding Club directory and wersquod like to know what you think Itrsquos indexed by Province and by Type of Riding Club for easy browsing

bull Brand Specificbull Cruising and Touringbull Military bull Lifestylebull Occupation-Relatedbull Rider Rights and Freedomsbull Vintagebull Sportsbull Womenrsquos Riding Clubsbull Motorcycle Ministries

httpwwwbeltdrivebettycomcommunityriding-clubs

TIP OF THE WEEK RIDING CLUBS section REVAMPED

on Facebook has photo albums for each province and month filled with tons of events

httpwwwfacebookcomCanadianMotorcycleEventsphotos_albums

Visit our page and go to the photos link once there click on albums to find the Province and month you are interested in

You can also use our national calendars at wwwcanadianmotorcycleeventscom - filled with even more event information you can sort them right down to only one province and they are highly shareable

Our CANADIAN MOTORCYCLE EVENTS

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

ldquoIf yoursquore going to kill each other do it outside I just finished cleaningrdquo

Website Tip of the Week

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Tides roll in and tides roll out

There arenrsquot too many things in life that are predictable but ocean tides are one of them

Our family just returned from a short vacation on a Vancouver Island beach and I found the tides fascinating

Incoming tides covered the beach and at high tide you could literally see all the sandcastles wood forts and creations literally disappear under the water never to be seen again

The outgoing tides revealed a clean fresh canvas and some sea-life caught in the tidal pools left behind or laying helplessly on the beach Seagulls swooped down to shell covered areas of the beach in search of oysters that had been stranded on the half kilometer sandy beach as the eagles hovered above looking for their next snack

I could not help but think about the lsquoTides of Lifersquo where we know that until our number comes up and we face eternal judgment each day the sun will come up we will spend time with those people whom we love (family friends) and with people whom we would most likely prefer not to be spending time with (school work) and we will experience all the good and not so good that the

tides of life bring our way Night will come and in the morning we will repeat the cycle all over again

As a born-again believer I felt the tide analogy was an appropriate one The ocean washes away everything left on the beach and when we ask Christ for the forgiveness of our sins he literally washes them away Check out this verse from ldquoOur Ownerrsquos Manual for Liferdquo found in Psalm 103 verse 12 ldquoHe has removed our sins as far from us as the east is from the westrdquo

Our biker church exists to take the ldquoGood Newsrdquo and the ldquoSalvation Messagerdquo to un-churched bikers here on the West Coast In fact our prayer is that the Holy Spirit would become like a raging wildfire touching the hearts and lives of bikers resulting in an assurance of eternity with our Jesus in heaven and a life on this earth that takes on new meaning and purpose

If you think riding your scoot along a seaside highway on a hot summerrsquos day is something special just wait until you do it when Jesus Christ is at the controls of your lifehellip there is no greater lsquohighrsquo and bigger lsquorushrsquo than this All it takes is a few short words ask Jesus to forgive you for your sins tell him you that you want him to be Lord of your life Follow this up with prayer and bible reading and oh yeahhellip believe that he does in fact lsquohave your backrsquo in this life

Ride safe Ride true

Pastor Chuck

Canadian Riders Support Program Network

By joining the Canadian Riders Support Program you volunteer to provide assistance to broken down riders in your area This assistance may include providing information about nearby repair shops towing accommodations making phone calls providing directions etc While some Canadian Riders have expressed that they would be able to provide help with tools wrenching towing and even temporary accommodations the level of assistance you may provide is totally up to you as you feel comfortable and safe to do soLetrsquos face it most of us have been there away from home and broke down by the side of the road Canadian Rider Members are also listed in Belt Drive Bettyrsquos Little Black Book a resource directory currently carried in the saddlebags of thousands of Canadian Riders As a ldquoThank Yourdquo from Belt Drive Betty Canadian Riders Support Network Members receive The Busted Knuckle Chronicles E-Subscription free of charge

Come join us at httpwwwcanadianridersca

Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events

Pastor Chuck

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G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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ON - Events

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ON News - ON Events

If everything seems to be going well you have obviously

overlooked something

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Classified Ad of the Week

2002 Tiny Mite Cargo Trailer

Stock CTRL0033 Colour Blue Features Very clean trailer in excellent condition tons of storage good quality cargo trailer at a good price

Price $ 2495 CAD NO GST

Contact

Trike Zone

(780) 389-3344

Mulhurst Bay AB

Email edwardtrikezonecom

ON Events - Classified AD of the Week

Upcoming ON EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

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Join Veterans Law Enforement First Responders and their supporters from both Canada and the US on this overnight cross border ride to Wenatchee Washington June 7th 2014Check out httpcanamveteransrideweeblycom for details laquoHalf The Fun is Getting Thereraquo

Support Our Troops

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Support Our Troops

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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Support Our Troops

Upcoming SOT EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

Are you a veteran who owns a businessWould you like to promote your products or services but find advertising expensive

Get 50 off your first 6 months of advertisingContact Belt Drive Betty to find out about the

Veteranrsquos Business Starter Programbdbettygmailcom

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Tee Shirts Patches amp More in the BDB Store

We appreciate your support

wwwbdbstorecom

QC EVENTS

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What did the elephant say to the naked man How do you breathe through that

tiny thing

Ah lsquoFridayrsquo my second favorite F-word

August 7 - 10 2014 - In the Heart of Downtown MonctonThe MotoMoncton Festival was first launched in August of 2011 with motorcyclists from near and taking over Monctonrsquos downtown core This three-day event featured motorcycle stunt shows a burnout competition group rides throughout Southeastern New Brunswick a bike cruise through Moncton live entertainment on Main Street and much moreIn 2012 the City of Moncton was pleased to host another weekend of motorcycle madness in downtown Moncton and to welcome bikers from across the region and across the country as the city hosted both MotoMoncton and the 17th Canadian National Harley Owners Group Rally Moncton was honoured to be chosen as host city for this national event and together with MotoMoncton the HOG Rally proved to be yet another exciting motorcycle weekend in the cityThis past August 2013 MotoMoncton organizers were yet again pleased to host another successful weekend of exciting activity with thousands visiting the festival grounds throughout the weekend

The festival an initiative of the City of Moncton is made possible by the support of various partners including Downtown Moncton Centre-Ville Inc various local motorcycle dealers and clubs and other community partners

For more information and sponsorship enquiries please contact 506-383-7020 506-877-7700 of by Email infomotomonctoncaOr visit motomonctonca

MOTO MONCTON NB EVENTS

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What are three words a woman never wants to hear when shersquos making love ldquoHoney Irsquom homerdquo

NB EVENTS

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club would be very pleased if you would help support our up coming charity event in support of the DECH Childrenrsquos Ward

This year our Toy Ride takes place June 14th 2014 We are celebrating our 30th Ride Register early to receive a limited Edition 30th Anniversary Shirt

Registration forms online at

httpfrederictonmotorcycleclubcaHomephp

The ride begins at the parking lot of the Canadian Tire Two Nations Crossing (North Side) On site registration between 930 am amp 1045 am Ride begins at 11 am sharp

The Motorcyclist will enjoy a scenic country ride via Nashwack Bridge to Stanley At the Stanley school there will be a barbeque Show-N-Shine 5050 draw silent auction etc

The group will return via the Royal Road ending up at the DECH for the presentations of the Toys and monies raised to the Child Life Unit of the DECH

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club has been the most consistent supporter of the DECH Childrenrsquos Life Unit since 1985 All of the funds raised and Toys collected go to the hospitalized Children

Please share this email with all your friends Help us Brighten A Childrsquos Stay

Fredricton Motorcycle Club Toy Ride

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Where Royal Canadian Legion Branch 350 Port DalhousieWhen Saturday 7 June Blessing starts 11am followed by the Show and Shine

Show and Shine Entry fee $1000

11 trophies up for grabsbull Best in Show 1st 2nd 3rd placebull Best cruiser 1st amp 2nd placebull Best touring 1st and 2nd placebull Best sport bike 1st amp 2nd placebull Best sport touring 1st amp 2nd place

BBQ burgers and sausage on a bun for sale 5050 draw coffee and donutsAll proceeds to support the Royal Canadian Legion Port DalhousieI challenge all Bike clubs in the Niagara area to attend this wonderful event Hosted by the Working Stiffs Riding ClubCanadian Legion Branch 350 Located at 600 Ontario St St Catharines ON L2N 7P8 (Known as Port Dalhousie ) 905-934-1261 Please use Joe Caruso as a contact andor myself Joes email address is kawasaki07bellnet andor faronleonardhotmailcom Thank You look forward to meeting some day

Blessing of the Motorbikersquos and Show and Shine

NB News Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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Actor WisdomThere are four questions of value in lifehellip What is sacred Of what is the spirit made What is worth living for and what is worth dying for The answer to each is the same Only love~ Johnny Depp

Polymath WisdomBelieve none of what you hear and half of what you see- Benjamin Franklin

Spiritual Leader WisdomHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else yoursquore the one who gets burned ~ Buddha

Educator WisdomPeople who consider themselves victims of their circumstances will always remain victims unless they develop a greater vision for their lives ~ Stedman Graham~

Spiritual Teacher WisdomIt is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living ~ Eckhart Tolle

Lithographer WisdomA positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort ndash Herm Albright

I just got back from a pleasure trip I took my mother-in-law to

the airport

WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events

R RWYZWMNrsquoSWORDS TO THE WISE

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Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

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NS Events

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I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

Select Arrows to view events

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A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

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Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

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  • In Search Of Lost Indians
  • BC Events
  • International News Events
  • National Events
  • From the Depths of File 13 - I Hate Mondays
  • AB News - Events
  • David Pocock - AB Events
  • Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events
  • RAGE - SK Events
  • SK Events
  • Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle
  • Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List
  • bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events
  • SK News - Word Search
  • SK News Events
  • MB Events
  • The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener
  • Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful
  • ON News Events
  • ON Events
  • sport - News Events
  • Sports Events
  • Website Tip of the Week
  • Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events
  • ON Events
  • ON Events - Classified AD of the Week
  • Support Our Troops
  • QC Events
  • NB Events
  • NB News Events
  • WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events
  • NS Events
  • NL Events
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SK Events

HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONrsquoT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF ALL MY FRIENDS ARE MAD BECAUSE THEY THINK I AM

SHOUTING AT THEM OVER INTERNET PLEASE HELP

We always hold hands If I let go she shops

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Special thanks to Sven Bernard of Johnny Pag Motorcycles of Canada for donating the bike that the

Canadian Legion of Riders in North Battleford Saskatchewan won

They are raffling it off to raise funds for their projects

Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle

NAME

ADDRESS

PHONE

1st Prize Custom Painted Johnny Pag Motorcycle valued at $8500 supplied by Johnny Pag Motorcycles of Canada amp Belt Drive Betty WC Distributing 1-780-881-56782nd Prize Autographed Andrew Albers Minnesota Twins Jersey3rd Prize Autographed Bobby Hull Chicago Black Hawks Jersey Proceeds to Veteran related charities

Canadian Legion of Riders Charity RaffleDraw July 13 2014 at Rockinrsquo the Rink Meota SK at Midnight

Lottery Licence RR13-0504

Tickets $5 each

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Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List

Saskatchewan Ride for SightElbow Arena and Fairgrounds

Save the Date June 20 - 22 2014

Pondarosa MH amp RV ParkLocated on Trans Canada Highway

east side of Swift Current SK Ph (306) 773-5000

Open all year

RV and Tenting sites creekside ~Full or Partial Hook-ups BathroomsShowers ~ Laundry Facilities ~ Internet

CAA Approved

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FreedomIt is a hard concept to really truly wrap your mind around We here in the west are quick to pound our chest and proclaim that we are the proud and free The sad thing is freedom is a mirage lingering on the horizon For many of us we work an honest day work ride our bikes in the mean time we complain about politics to our friends but we never really do anything about it other than some grumbles We could be plopped down in any part of the world and our lives would change very little That is not freedom - only the allusion of freedom

As we sit idly by watching our police forces militarize we blindly seek out more rules more regulations Irsquom not sure what the tipping point was what had caused us to shift our focus from freedom true freedom to regulation I do remember growing up in the seventies We didnrsquot have clasps and locks on the cabinets our mothers never absently minded left us in the kitchen by ourselves When I was bad in school I was sent to the Principalrsquos office and was punished by a leather strap across my behind (I still donrsquot swear)

Trying out for sport teams was a try out Not everyone made the team The ones that didnrsquot spent the year shooting pucks into pails snagging baseballs rolling off of roofs until we were good enough to make the team the next year We had winners and losers and even in the playground

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

Continued Next Page

-bad Uncle Monkey

bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events

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when the next goal won each and every one of us knew exactly what the score was and who the real winner was It drove us to be better Sports were not for everyone though Those that didnrsquot excel on the field read books created art Of my friends growing up some went on to play in the NHL my cousin is a mover and shaker in Silicon Valley designing and programming many of the things we use today Others became mechanics and plumbers-the blue collar workers who keep this world running Yet others became doctors and lawyers others became successful actors and musicians teachers and mothers But somewhere someone decide to level the playing field that we were all special little stars Everyone made the team everyone got a medal That it wasnrsquot fair that someone would succeed where others couldnrsquot That parenting should fall on someone elsersquos shoulder - daycares teachers the government Society forgot that it was suppose to be harder for the asthma kid with the deformed leg to play sports Society forgot that those disadvantaged who truly wanted and worked hard still found success We threw away personal responsibility personal accountability If a person backs over a kid in their driveway its not because they are a bad driver

not because they are a bad parent not because they were not paying attention - it is because the company didnrsquot put sensors on the back of the car If a kid shoots up a school its not because of mental illness not because of bad parenting or teaching

- its because the government didnrsquot take away our guns (Considering the recent rash of stabbings in schools and malls it is obvious that person will use any and all things) Each of these small steps was on our freedom pushing it a little farther down into the dirt Our last freedom is freedom of speech that Irsquom allowed to speak my mind here Freedom as long as Irsquom mindful of sponsors event organizersWhen will we regain our freedom Should we regain our freedom Read K Randall Ballrsquos Sam Chopper Orwell to find out what will happen if we donrsquot

-bad Uncle Monkey

E K D M Q T V M Y M B M M G I S M T S O Y E M N T E I E E Q Z X E E A E O O B R I A H N P N I J R A N C L D G B C C A C H S B A C I T D I L U E I M S H I I E T A G S R I D E N D G M U T A M D T R I E K C N R N M E R I D E N U N L U L O A E E H M M C E M N R G A E O U G N M M P S Z R O M E A I M F M V M C M E N S T R U A L R R R A N K E Y H N M H I V V W O P E O X N C R A N S F A A S B M Z M Y R M J S U Y A E L L D A E T S E R E M E M T M M S E M E M O R I A L I Z E M L E E W Z X C A E M E N A C I N G U R N A I L E H P O T S I H P E M C A A O R M E R I T E D X N E L U I C G H O R T Q X S A Y L E R E M T I E Z M Q M E K V R R W V Z B D N O R C E W S I T I H P E M L B N E U Y P M S H R E T I R O M E M X M S

MEMORANDUMBOOKMEMORIALISTMEMORIALIZEMEMORIALSMEMORITERMEMORIZEMEMSAHIBMENACINGMENAGEMENAGERYMENDICANCYMENDICANTMENDICATEMENDICITYMENSES

MENSTRUALMENSTRUUMMENTICULTUREMEPHISTOPHELIANMEPHITICMEPHITISMERACIOUSMERCATUREMERCHANGMANMERELLESMERELYMERESTEADMERFOLKMERGEDMERITED

Continued from Previous Page

bad Uncle Monkey - Word Search Belt Drive BettyrsquosWordsearchR R

How come we put a man on the moon before realizing it would be a good idea to put

wheels on suitcases

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SK News Events

Dare to KnowWhat your body

needs to heal itself

The BodyTalk Systemwith Practitioner Bev Groot

To book an appointment or find out more about the BodyTalk System call

3069815686

Upcoming SK EventsAll Events

Select arrows to view events

You might be a redneck if yoursquove been married 3 times and you still have the

same in laws

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My mother taught me about TIME TRAVELldquoIf you donrsquot straighten up Irsquom going to knock you into the middle of next weekrdquo

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The Grande Prairie Toys for Tots season opener

by Belt Drive Betty

Our local Grande Prairie Toys for Tots group hosts a number of events all riding seasonThe first of those events was their annual swap meet which was held at the Army Navy Air Force Club on Saturday May 10thThere was great participation from the business community with vendors like Bear Biker Wear coming all the way from Bonnyville and Bentleyrsquos from Crestomere in central Alberta adding to the local vendorsA couple of the riding clubs were on hand and I got to interview Manimal of the Chozen Breed and Barb from the Iron Sirens ndash two great local riding clubs that are growing here in Grande Prairie

in search of

lost indians

Pages 1 - 8by Ken Aiken

Continued Next Page

Bentleys Motosicle Pain Tin

Contents

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener

35-37 The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener38-39 Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful40-44 ON News Events45-48 ON Events49-50 Sport - News Events51 Sports Events52 Website Tip of the Week53 Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events54-56 ON Events57 ON Events - Classified AD of the Week58-60 Support Our Troops61 QC Events62 Moto Moncton NB Events63 NB Events64 NB News Events65 WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events66-68 NS Events69-70 NL Events

Irsquove been in love with the same woman or 49 years If my wife ever

finds out shersquoll kill me

RR

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I also got some time with Jamie the new president of Toys for Tots and Seth the new vice presidentThese two along with the rest of the board and volunteers did a great job of organizing the event and by the looks of things they are on to a

ragingly successful season They have a ton of events planned to support our local kidsOther vendors included Uncle Buckrsquos ndash they make the BEST beef jerky around this part of the country and members of the Grandview Hutterite colony were out with some amazing gloves both gauntlets and working gloves The quality of the tanning dying and stitching is utterly fabulous Righteous Cycles was the only local bike shop on hand but they had lots to offerA wide variety of parts were on hand for almost

every brand of motorcycle out there and there were some jewelry and clothing vendors on hand as wellThere were only two vacant tables The traffic was good and the ANAVETS club did a brisk business selling breakfast and later lunchThe one thing I love about these season opener events is that a person gets to see people that

Continued from Previous Page

Continued Next Page

Chozen Breed Booth

Bear and Penny Bear and his bride Penny

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Continued from Previous Pagehave been in hibernation all winter Heck I saw people that I havenrsquot seen in two and three years and it was fantasticOur local Toys for Tots does amazing work in our community and they deserve the support of every dealer and rider in the region Their next event is the Kneez in the Breeze run on May 24th Check out their poster and if you can consider attending

it I know that I had a blast last yearI myself have to be at my Defense Fund Poker Run in Nisku at Blackjacks but if you are in Grande Prairie and area and are looking for a great group to ride and share the day with you wonrsquot find much finer that the guys and gals of Grande Prairie Toys for Tots

- BDB

Righteous Cycles

Righteous Cycles

Randy Cholach and sister Patty

Iron Sirens Booth

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Itrsquos a beautiful day and you feel like going for a ride on your ATV UTV or motorcycle On the trails along the roads and waterways or on the edge of the woods there are sometimes toxic plants that are dangerous to our health Poison Ivy is more common but others are not as well known such as Giant Hogweed To help you identify them when you make stops during these rides let me show in this article three toxic plants that you may come acrossGiant HogweedShort story Originating in the Caucasus it was probably introduced to North America as an ornamental plant It has since taken root and become widespread in many European countries as well as Australia New Zealand the United States and Canada In Quebec it is considered to be an invasive alien plantDescription It can measure 2 to 5 metres high and 30 centimetres to 1 metre after mowing or cutting Its stem is robust covered in white hairs and raspberry red to purple spots spread out and well defined The leaves can reach up to 15 metres

wide by 3 metres longToxic part Its sap (a colourless odourless liquid secreted by all parts of the plant)Effects Contact with the sap followed by exposure to the sun is odourless but can produce dermatitis up to 48 hours after exposure This is characterized by redness of the skin and swelling blisters or even skin lesions at times serious resembling first or second-degree burnsPlaces Disturbed wetlands (along waterways

ditches roads etc)Take note After the wounds heal brown or white spots can linger for many months or even years on the affected areas and they can remain sensitive to the lightCanadian provinces where it is found British Columbia Ontario Quebec New BrunswickSources Deacutevelopppement durable Environnement Faune et Parcs du gouvernement du Queacutebec Santeacute et services sociaux du Queacutebec (French version only) Espace pour la vie de MontreacutealWild ParsnipDescription The flowers have light yellow-green umbels The first year the plant generally presents a low rosette of fusiform leaves while the roots are developing and flowers in the second year on a long stem before dying

Continued Next Page

V I S I T U S A T

W W W K I M P E X N E W S C O MW W W K I M P E X C O M

Hog Weed

Wild Parsnip

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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Toxic part Its sapEffects Like the Giant Hogweed its sap contains chemical products which on human skin can cause reactions similar to serious burns rashes or blistersPlaces Disturbed environments (abandoned yards open fields alongside roads etc)Take note The plantrsquos chemical composition is known to reduce weight gain and decrease fertility in cattle that eat itCanadian provinces where it is found In all provinces and territories with the exception of NunavutSources Canadian Biodiversity Information Facility from Governement of Canada Ministry of Natural Resources from Governement of OntarioPoison IvyDescription A woody perennial plant with creeping climbing or bushy glossy leaves

Toxic part Its sap contains a toxic resin (present in all parts of the plant except the pollen) Any contact with a broken part of the plant a contaminated object or an animal runs the risk of provoking a reaction The seriousness of the reaction depends on individual sensitivity the amount of sap in contact with the skin and exposed areas of the body

Effects A rash manifested by intense itching and redness Swelling and blisters can also be seen all usually between 24 to 48 hours after contact

Places River banks clearings the edge of the woods along roads etc

Take note Inhalation of smoke coming from burning Poison Ivy plants provokes an extremely painful eruption of the lining of the lungs which can lead to respiratory problems and even death

Canadian provinces where it is found In all provinces with the exception of Newfoundland-Labrador

Sources Governement of Canada Health Espace pour la vie Montreacuteal

Continued from Previous Page

Poison Ivy

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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On May 7th the official Road Captain was announced for the 4th Annual Bob Probert Ride This yearrsquos honourary grand marshal is the beautifully talented Emmy Award nominated Jacqueline MacInnes

Wood Thatrsquos right our very own hometown Canadian actress disc jockey singer television host and skilled motorcycle rider will lead the estimated 1100 motorcycles on June 22nd from Thunder Road Harley-Davidson Born in Windsor Ontario she is best known for her role as Steffy Forrester on the long-running American soap opera The Bold and the Beautiful She is also the younger sister to Dani Probert the Event Co-Chair for the Bob Probert RideFor the past four years riders in vests leather boots and blue jeans revved their

engines honouring the late hockey player Bob Probert while benefitting cardiac care at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Itrsquos a fitting tribute given that Bob was a Harley-Davidson enthusiast himself and also loved participating in charity ridesJacqueline now joins the small list of past

Continued Next Page

Mike Bechard

2014 Bob Probert Ride Media LaunchON News Events

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road captains such as former hockey players and Bobrsquos teammates Tony Amonte Sheldon Kennedy and Chris Chelios All of whom led a brigade of motorcycles following a scenic routearound Windsor and Essex County riding along the water and through the county settings showcasing the arearsquos beautyThe route has planned stops in Amherstburg Colchester Belle River and the Riverside Sportsmenrsquos Club mdashthe final stop Each stop is unique and gives the riders an opportunity to get something to eat and drink while a chance to win some awesome prizes like autographed Original Six jerseysBob Probert was a local hockey icon and an enforcer who played in the National Hockey League

Continued from Previous Page

Continued Next Page

ON News Events

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for 16 seasons with the Detroit Red Wings and the Chicago Blackhawks He passed away in 2010 after suffering a heart attack while on his boat out on Lake St Clair Dani Probert Bobrsquos widow has been organizing the memorial ride since its inception in 2011 That year was especially significant because

it was the first year that she was actually able to process the overwhelming amount of supportIn the last three years motorcyclists werenrsquot the only ones who turned out for the memorial ridemdashthousands of spectators stood at the side of the road to cheer the riders on at the different stops All participants of the Bob Probert Ride have risen over $300000 to fund the expansion of the cardiac care unit at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Windsor unfortunately has one of the highest rates of cardiac emergencies in Canada and there is not enough room to meet the demands As a result routine procedures are often rescheduled to make way for emergency cases Dani Probert and the hospital boardrsquos ultimate goal are to make the unit open 247 and have two beds available for angioplasty instead of just oneItrsquos hard to put into words how the communityrsquos support has helped Dani and her four children Brogan Tierney Jack and Declyn after such an immense loss In addition the family looks forward to this yearrsquos ride being even bigger with riders from

all over including Michigan paying homage to their father ldquoThe Enforcerrdquo Bob ProbertThe date for the 2014 Bob Probert Ride is June 22nd and all up-to-date information can be found on the website wwwprobertridecomRide safe ride freeMike ldquoChopperrdquo Bechard

Continued from Previous Page

ON News Events

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The 2014 ldquoRide for MSrdquo now in its 6th year is on Sunday September 21 2014 Shar Good Event Organizer recounts ldquoIt has been a learning experience receiving the help of Mike Bechard of the Lone Wolf Clubhouse back in the beginning to bring to life my dream of an event such as this since my diagnosis of Multiple

Sclerosis in 1985 I wanted to make a difference and help in any way I couldrdquo Good explains ldquoMultiple Sclerosis is the most commonly diagnosed neurological disease found in individuals between the ages of 15 to 40mdashthis area of Southwestern Ontario has a high number of affected people Reports from local neurologists tell us that approximately 700 to 800 citizens in our area have been diagnosedGood went on to say ldquoAll motorcycle riders are welcome to participate in the Ride for MS poker run to benefit the Windsor-Essex County Chapter of the MS Society of Canada This great ride starts and ends with a full course family style dinner at the Columbus Center of South Windsor 2014 Columbus Drive in Windsor Registration begins at 900AM and will run until 1030AM Registration Fees are as follows Rider $30 (FREE with $100 in Pledges) Passenger $20 (Free with $100 in Pledges) Participants are encouraged to collect pledges to receive pledge awards that start at $200 with Gas Cards awarded for pledges starting at $250 The Pledge Award Tier is provided on the pledge sheet available for download at wwwlonewolfclubhousecom and wwwmssocietycachaptersessexcommunityhtm The first stop of the poker run will be The Leaf in Windsor where you are welcome to have a full breakfast from the menu followed by stops at The

Sandbar Waterfront Grill (providing lunch specials) Birdiersquos Perch out in Leamington (providing FREE bottled water) the Pelee Island Winery in Kingsville (providing FREE wine tasting) Crabby Joersquos in Essex with the last optional stop being at Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery where you will receive a 6th optional card for your poker handrdquo Shar goes on to explain the 6th poker stop is optional giving you an extra chance to get either the Best or Worst Poker Hand of the day and win a prize for each Six stops in total are allocated along the 100 mile route Itrsquos so much fun itrsquos wonderful to be able to host a fundraiser that puts a smile on everyonersquos facerdquo Once back at the Columbus Center of S Windsor there is a family style dinner and an opportunity to participate in a 5050 Draw a Chinese Auction and a Gift Certificate Grab Bag There are Door Prizes for the ride participants using their Free Door Prize ticket they received upon Registration Good goes on to welcome non-riders as there are DINNER ONLY TICKETS available for $25 each and when purchasing in a set of 2 tickets a tax receipt for $20 will be issued Shar reiterates ldquoBikers Sponsors Volunteers amp Contributors to the event make it happen We have been blessed in the past and again this year with this event being sponsored by DIAMOND SPONSORSHIPS Biz X The Leaf Families First amp Leather King and RUBY SPONSORSHIPS UNIFOR Local 444 Robinson Motorcycle Avon Canada Fran Sales CrsquoEst Bon Lone Wolf Clubhouse Comfort Inn Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery Pelee Island Winery Sandbar Waterfront Grill Steversquos Auto Shine Birdiersquos Perch Canadian Tire (Tecumseh Rd E Windsor) Molson Coors and Belt Drive Betty The contributions of businesses in our community of door prizes and auction items add personality to the event

Good is happy to report ldquoTo date the Ride for MS has raised $33900 that has been used in assisting those with MS to subsidize the purchase of much needed assisted that enhance the quality of their

Continued Next Page

ON News Events

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livesrdquo As Event Planner amp Creator Good observes first hand how the money raised facilitates those living with multiple sclerosis Having MS herself she works with the Windsor-Essex County Chapter as a past board member aiding their membership almost on a daily basis Good reflects on her past involvement with the society and what she learned ldquoI was amazed with how much the special equipment cost and was surprised with the amounts that were not covered The depths that the society had to go through to make sure people with MS got

the equipment they needed when they needed it amazed merdquo This is where the Ride for MS and the funds raised from this event come into play ldquoThe society informs the participant of this event annually at the dinner as to how the funds raised were used which is importantrdquo says Good ldquothe feeling you get when a recipient of these funds find out you are a participant of the event that helped them obtain a piece of equipment gives you a hug and says thank you is surrealrdquoJoin us on Sunday September 21st and make someonersquos wish for a better quality of life become a reality For more information you may contact Shar at (519) 798-3858 or by email at shar54xplornetca SUBJECT Ride for MS

ON News Events

Whatever you do in life always give 100 Unless yoursquore

donating blood

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Grand Bendrsquos ldquoVintage Bike DaysrdquoThis years Annual ldquoShow amp Shinerdquo event will be held in Grand Bend and takes place on Sunday July 20 2014 from 1000am until around 1pm right on Grand Bendrsquos Main Street (exact location will be announced soon)Again this year there is no registration fee no official judging no vendors and itrsquos NOT a swap-meet but there will be a group ride from Main Street to the Grand Bend MOTORPLEX Raceway

to enjoy the Vintage Road Racing Associations ldquoSUMMER CLASSICrdquo EventVintage related club and group displays are encouragedJust show up and proudly show off your scooters and motorcycles All makes and models of Vintage amp Classic bikes are most welcomeFind us on Facebook httpwwwfacebookcompagesGrand-Bends-Vintage-Bike-Days204561802964090sk=wallampapp_data

HHR RouteDetails are here We are assembling in front of the HQ building at CFB Trenton with the ride departing at 1145 Due to some issues related to our permit that could not be resolved in the short time remaining before our Ride we in the interest in safety and the show must go on have decided to move our Rally to the Whitby Entertainment Centrum This is where the ride will end It is the same location as our assembly last yearJoin us as we welcome home our HEROES as the mission has ended in Afghanistan for our Canadian ForcesHope to see many of you there

ON Events

2930 Haldimand Road 20 Cayuga1st Annual Autism Rodeo amp Family Day Charity Event to raise funds for Autism

11am-5pm Family Time bull Live bands ~ TBAbull Kids Gamesbull Face Paintingbull Free BBQ amp Drink with admission

5pm-2am Adults ONLY~Rodeo Timebull Motorcycle Gamesbull Show N Shine bull Pig Roastbull Live Bands ~ TBAbull Beer Kegs

Overnight Camping (Adults Only) Sponsors

raquo Motorcycle Enhancements raquo Tattz AndCompany raquo Black widow paintball amp Airsoftl raquo Mainway Sports raquo Action Auto raquo Paula Manto Swick Registered Disability

Savings Plan Rep raquo CrazeePaint Airbrushing

VendorsTattz AndCompanyBlack widow Paintball amp AirsoftPaula Manto Swick Registered Disability Savings Plan Rep

All proceeds go to Autism Awarenes

Autism Rodeo amp Family Day - August 2nd 2014

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ON Events

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ON Events

Why a round pizza gets delivered in a square box

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ON Events

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ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo Winner of Combined SOAR and RACE Events Get CSBK National Support (csbkca)This Ontario motorcycle roadracing season sanctioning groups SOAR and RACE are working together with a pair of Series race

weekends SOAR is hosting the RACE group at Grand Bend Raceway on June 13-15 while RACE returns the favor by hosting SOAR racers at Shannonville Motorsport Park June 27-29 As part of this co-promotion Dunlop racing tire distributor Pro 6 Cycle and the National Mopar CSBK organizing group have also joined up to provide a special bonus for Amateur Sport Bike

Continued Next Page

Dunlop Amateur Showdown winner to get National support

Sports - News Events

ADULTA person who has stopped

growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle

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Continued from Previous Page

class (approx 600cc) competitors A two round points-paying Series will recognize the appropriate Sport Bike-type class races at the SOAR and RACE-hosted events determining the top rising star in that category The racer who achieves the best combined result from the two race ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo will receive a competition award sponsoring their entry for the final Amateur Sport Bike Mopar CSBK National rounds at Canadian Tire Motorsport Park August 15-17Dunlop distributor Pro 6 Cycle and CSBK will supply competitor entry and racing tires to the winner of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo for the

CTMP National weekend The entry will include both Saturday and Sunday Amateur Sport Bike double header rounds with the successful Amateur competitor receiving a maximum of six Dunlop DOT-type class appropriate racing tires for use during the three day eventThe winning competitor must not have held a Pro motorcycle roadracing License nor can they have competed in more than two previous National races SOAR and RACE organizers will be the final judges of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo and ensure that all competitors respect the structure and spirit of the bonus competitionFor more information please check the SOAR (soaracingca) and RACE Events (Shannonvillecom) official web sites

Sports - News Events

DatesMay 16thJune 20thJuly 25thAugust 15thSeptember 12th

Registration opens at 5pm on the day of the event followed by racing at 7pm All racers must havevalid motorcycle drivers licensefull faced Snell 05 approved helmetgauntlet style leather glovesleather jacketleather bootscompetitors exceeding 120 mph will be required to wear full leathersMotorcycles must be in good working order and will be required to pass tech inspection prior to their first pass CLICK HERE for additional information on the Mission Raceway Park and their street legal Friday night races

2014 CMDRA Bracket Racing at Mission Raceway

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Sports Events

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

THE 27th

THREE DAY

May 171819 ndash 2014 ndash at Scotch Creek

All usual Classes ndash Entry $25 per day - $10 Vintage - Kids free

The Old Guy in 1971

Dean Seaman 2014

171819 ndash 2014 ndash171819 ndash 2014 ndash

This year the event will enter a new era with a two day Modern Trial

Total results will count for the overall Championship

Round 2 in Rocky Mountain House ABRound 3 in Ymir BC

We also have planned a Kids Trialon the Saturday night for

Both Electric and engine powered bikes Camping is good with Porta -Potties on site

Call for details of Motels etc

Phone Outlaw Dave for further info (250) 545-6139Directions - Follow the road to Scotch Creek from Hiway one West of Sorrento Then turn left

At Leopold road at the top of the hill after you leave town (Tire sign on left) red arrows from that point

A big thanks to the land owners for the use of this fantastic area

Modern Trial - Saturday amp Sunday - Vintage Monday Start time 10am all three days

13 13 13 13 13 13

For13 Immediate13 Release13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 May13 813 201413 13 CMDRA13 Announces13 Revised13 201413 Schedule13 13 The13 Canadian13 Motorcycle13 Drag13 Racing13 Association13 is13 releasing13 details13 of13 their13 updated13 201413 schedule13 The13 six13 race13 series13 which13 includes13 events13 in13 British13 Columbia13 Alberta13 and13 Ontario13 required13 revision13 following13 the13 unexpected13 announcement13 of13 the13 suspension13 of13 operations13 at13 one13 of13 the13 venues13 included13 in13 the13 original13 schedule13 13

Revised13 201413 Schedule13 June13 141513 13 Grand13 Bend13 Motorplex13 Grand13 Bend13 ON13 June13 2213 (113 day13 event)13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 July13 121313 13 13 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13 August13 232413 13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 Fort13 St13 John13 BC13 September13 6713 13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 September13 272813 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13

13

13 13

13 CMDRA13 Executive13 Director13 Kevin13 Shupac13 commented13 ldquoThe13 CMDRA13 is13 sincerely13 thankful13 for13 the13 support13 the13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 and13 Castrol13 Raceway13 and13 all13 of13 the13 tracks13 the13 CMDRA13 will13 visit13 in13 201413 We13 would13 also13 like13 to13 thank13 our13 members13 for13 their13 patience13 during13 the13 past13 four13 weeksrdquo13 13 13

13 13

infocmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 13 wwwcmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 1877580900813 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 TwitterCMDRA201413 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 Facebook13 CMDRA13

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR After your hands become coated with

grease your nose will begin to itch

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Did you know that BeltDriveBettycom has the most comprehensive database of Canadian Riding Clubs on the on the internet Wersquove revamped our Riding Club directory and wersquod like to know what you think Itrsquos indexed by Province and by Type of Riding Club for easy browsing

bull Brand Specificbull Cruising and Touringbull Military bull Lifestylebull Occupation-Relatedbull Rider Rights and Freedomsbull Vintagebull Sportsbull Womenrsquos Riding Clubsbull Motorcycle Ministries

httpwwwbeltdrivebettycomcommunityriding-clubs

TIP OF THE WEEK RIDING CLUBS section REVAMPED

on Facebook has photo albums for each province and month filled with tons of events

httpwwwfacebookcomCanadianMotorcycleEventsphotos_albums

Visit our page and go to the photos link once there click on albums to find the Province and month you are interested in

You can also use our national calendars at wwwcanadianmotorcycleeventscom - filled with even more event information you can sort them right down to only one province and they are highly shareable

Our CANADIAN MOTORCYCLE EVENTS

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

ldquoIf yoursquore going to kill each other do it outside I just finished cleaningrdquo

Website Tip of the Week

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Tides roll in and tides roll out

There arenrsquot too many things in life that are predictable but ocean tides are one of them

Our family just returned from a short vacation on a Vancouver Island beach and I found the tides fascinating

Incoming tides covered the beach and at high tide you could literally see all the sandcastles wood forts and creations literally disappear under the water never to be seen again

The outgoing tides revealed a clean fresh canvas and some sea-life caught in the tidal pools left behind or laying helplessly on the beach Seagulls swooped down to shell covered areas of the beach in search of oysters that had been stranded on the half kilometer sandy beach as the eagles hovered above looking for their next snack

I could not help but think about the lsquoTides of Lifersquo where we know that until our number comes up and we face eternal judgment each day the sun will come up we will spend time with those people whom we love (family friends) and with people whom we would most likely prefer not to be spending time with (school work) and we will experience all the good and not so good that the

tides of life bring our way Night will come and in the morning we will repeat the cycle all over again

As a born-again believer I felt the tide analogy was an appropriate one The ocean washes away everything left on the beach and when we ask Christ for the forgiveness of our sins he literally washes them away Check out this verse from ldquoOur Ownerrsquos Manual for Liferdquo found in Psalm 103 verse 12 ldquoHe has removed our sins as far from us as the east is from the westrdquo

Our biker church exists to take the ldquoGood Newsrdquo and the ldquoSalvation Messagerdquo to un-churched bikers here on the West Coast In fact our prayer is that the Holy Spirit would become like a raging wildfire touching the hearts and lives of bikers resulting in an assurance of eternity with our Jesus in heaven and a life on this earth that takes on new meaning and purpose

If you think riding your scoot along a seaside highway on a hot summerrsquos day is something special just wait until you do it when Jesus Christ is at the controls of your lifehellip there is no greater lsquohighrsquo and bigger lsquorushrsquo than this All it takes is a few short words ask Jesus to forgive you for your sins tell him you that you want him to be Lord of your life Follow this up with prayer and bible reading and oh yeahhellip believe that he does in fact lsquohave your backrsquo in this life

Ride safe Ride true

Pastor Chuck

Canadian Riders Support Program Network

By joining the Canadian Riders Support Program you volunteer to provide assistance to broken down riders in your area This assistance may include providing information about nearby repair shops towing accommodations making phone calls providing directions etc While some Canadian Riders have expressed that they would be able to provide help with tools wrenching towing and even temporary accommodations the level of assistance you may provide is totally up to you as you feel comfortable and safe to do soLetrsquos face it most of us have been there away from home and broke down by the side of the road Canadian Rider Members are also listed in Belt Drive Bettyrsquos Little Black Book a resource directory currently carried in the saddlebags of thousands of Canadian Riders As a ldquoThank Yourdquo from Belt Drive Betty Canadian Riders Support Network Members receive The Busted Knuckle Chronicles E-Subscription free of charge

Come join us at httpwwwcanadianridersca

Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events

Pastor Chuck

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G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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ON - Events

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ON News - ON Events

If everything seems to be going well you have obviously

overlooked something

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Classified Ad of the Week

2002 Tiny Mite Cargo Trailer

Stock CTRL0033 Colour Blue Features Very clean trailer in excellent condition tons of storage good quality cargo trailer at a good price

Price $ 2495 CAD NO GST

Contact

Trike Zone

(780) 389-3344

Mulhurst Bay AB

Email edwardtrikezonecom

ON Events - Classified AD of the Week

Upcoming ON EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

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Join Veterans Law Enforement First Responders and their supporters from both Canada and the US on this overnight cross border ride to Wenatchee Washington June 7th 2014Check out httpcanamveteransrideweeblycom for details laquoHalf The Fun is Getting Thereraquo

Support Our Troops

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Support Our Troops

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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Support Our Troops

Upcoming SOT EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

Are you a veteran who owns a businessWould you like to promote your products or services but find advertising expensive

Get 50 off your first 6 months of advertisingContact Belt Drive Betty to find out about the

Veteranrsquos Business Starter Programbdbettygmailcom

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Tee Shirts Patches amp More in the BDB Store

We appreciate your support

wwwbdbstorecom

QC EVENTS

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What did the elephant say to the naked man How do you breathe through that

tiny thing

Ah lsquoFridayrsquo my second favorite F-word

August 7 - 10 2014 - In the Heart of Downtown MonctonThe MotoMoncton Festival was first launched in August of 2011 with motorcyclists from near and taking over Monctonrsquos downtown core This three-day event featured motorcycle stunt shows a burnout competition group rides throughout Southeastern New Brunswick a bike cruise through Moncton live entertainment on Main Street and much moreIn 2012 the City of Moncton was pleased to host another weekend of motorcycle madness in downtown Moncton and to welcome bikers from across the region and across the country as the city hosted both MotoMoncton and the 17th Canadian National Harley Owners Group Rally Moncton was honoured to be chosen as host city for this national event and together with MotoMoncton the HOG Rally proved to be yet another exciting motorcycle weekend in the cityThis past August 2013 MotoMoncton organizers were yet again pleased to host another successful weekend of exciting activity with thousands visiting the festival grounds throughout the weekend

The festival an initiative of the City of Moncton is made possible by the support of various partners including Downtown Moncton Centre-Ville Inc various local motorcycle dealers and clubs and other community partners

For more information and sponsorship enquiries please contact 506-383-7020 506-877-7700 of by Email infomotomonctoncaOr visit motomonctonca

MOTO MONCTON NB EVENTS

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What are three words a woman never wants to hear when shersquos making love ldquoHoney Irsquom homerdquo

NB EVENTS

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club would be very pleased if you would help support our up coming charity event in support of the DECH Childrenrsquos Ward

This year our Toy Ride takes place June 14th 2014 We are celebrating our 30th Ride Register early to receive a limited Edition 30th Anniversary Shirt

Registration forms online at

httpfrederictonmotorcycleclubcaHomephp

The ride begins at the parking lot of the Canadian Tire Two Nations Crossing (North Side) On site registration between 930 am amp 1045 am Ride begins at 11 am sharp

The Motorcyclist will enjoy a scenic country ride via Nashwack Bridge to Stanley At the Stanley school there will be a barbeque Show-N-Shine 5050 draw silent auction etc

The group will return via the Royal Road ending up at the DECH for the presentations of the Toys and monies raised to the Child Life Unit of the DECH

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club has been the most consistent supporter of the DECH Childrenrsquos Life Unit since 1985 All of the funds raised and Toys collected go to the hospitalized Children

Please share this email with all your friends Help us Brighten A Childrsquos Stay

Fredricton Motorcycle Club Toy Ride

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Where Royal Canadian Legion Branch 350 Port DalhousieWhen Saturday 7 June Blessing starts 11am followed by the Show and Shine

Show and Shine Entry fee $1000

11 trophies up for grabsbull Best in Show 1st 2nd 3rd placebull Best cruiser 1st amp 2nd placebull Best touring 1st and 2nd placebull Best sport bike 1st amp 2nd placebull Best sport touring 1st amp 2nd place

BBQ burgers and sausage on a bun for sale 5050 draw coffee and donutsAll proceeds to support the Royal Canadian Legion Port DalhousieI challenge all Bike clubs in the Niagara area to attend this wonderful event Hosted by the Working Stiffs Riding ClubCanadian Legion Branch 350 Located at 600 Ontario St St Catharines ON L2N 7P8 (Known as Port Dalhousie ) 905-934-1261 Please use Joe Caruso as a contact andor myself Joes email address is kawasaki07bellnet andor faronleonardhotmailcom Thank You look forward to meeting some day

Blessing of the Motorbikersquos and Show and Shine

NB News Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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Actor WisdomThere are four questions of value in lifehellip What is sacred Of what is the spirit made What is worth living for and what is worth dying for The answer to each is the same Only love~ Johnny Depp

Polymath WisdomBelieve none of what you hear and half of what you see- Benjamin Franklin

Spiritual Leader WisdomHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else yoursquore the one who gets burned ~ Buddha

Educator WisdomPeople who consider themselves victims of their circumstances will always remain victims unless they develop a greater vision for their lives ~ Stedman Graham~

Spiritual Teacher WisdomIt is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living ~ Eckhart Tolle

Lithographer WisdomA positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort ndash Herm Albright

I just got back from a pleasure trip I took my mother-in-law to

the airport

WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events

R RWYZWMNrsquoSWORDS TO THE WISE

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Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

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I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

Select Arrows to view events

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A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

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Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

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  • In Search Of Lost Indians
  • BC Events
  • International News Events
  • National Events
  • From the Depths of File 13 - I Hate Mondays
  • AB News - Events
  • David Pocock - AB Events
  • Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events
  • RAGE - SK Events
  • SK Events
  • Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle
  • Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List
  • bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events
  • SK News - Word Search
  • SK News Events
  • MB Events
  • The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener
  • Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful
  • ON News Events
  • ON Events
  • sport - News Events
  • Sports Events
  • Website Tip of the Week
  • Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events
  • ON Events
  • ON Events - Classified AD of the Week
  • Support Our Troops
  • QC Events
  • NB Events
  • NB News Events
  • WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events
  • NS Events
  • NL Events
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Special thanks to Sven Bernard of Johnny Pag Motorcycles of Canada for donating the bike that the

Canadian Legion of Riders in North Battleford Saskatchewan won

They are raffling it off to raise funds for their projects

Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle

NAME

ADDRESS

PHONE

1st Prize Custom Painted Johnny Pag Motorcycle valued at $8500 supplied by Johnny Pag Motorcycles of Canada amp Belt Drive Betty WC Distributing 1-780-881-56782nd Prize Autographed Andrew Albers Minnesota Twins Jersey3rd Prize Autographed Bobby Hull Chicago Black Hawks Jersey Proceeds to Veteran related charities

Canadian Legion of Riders Charity RaffleDraw July 13 2014 at Rockinrsquo the Rink Meota SK at Midnight

Lottery Licence RR13-0504

Tickets $5 each

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Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List

Saskatchewan Ride for SightElbow Arena and Fairgrounds

Save the Date June 20 - 22 2014

Pondarosa MH amp RV ParkLocated on Trans Canada Highway

east side of Swift Current SK Ph (306) 773-5000

Open all year

RV and Tenting sites creekside ~Full or Partial Hook-ups BathroomsShowers ~ Laundry Facilities ~ Internet

CAA Approved

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FreedomIt is a hard concept to really truly wrap your mind around We here in the west are quick to pound our chest and proclaim that we are the proud and free The sad thing is freedom is a mirage lingering on the horizon For many of us we work an honest day work ride our bikes in the mean time we complain about politics to our friends but we never really do anything about it other than some grumbles We could be plopped down in any part of the world and our lives would change very little That is not freedom - only the allusion of freedom

As we sit idly by watching our police forces militarize we blindly seek out more rules more regulations Irsquom not sure what the tipping point was what had caused us to shift our focus from freedom true freedom to regulation I do remember growing up in the seventies We didnrsquot have clasps and locks on the cabinets our mothers never absently minded left us in the kitchen by ourselves When I was bad in school I was sent to the Principalrsquos office and was punished by a leather strap across my behind (I still donrsquot swear)

Trying out for sport teams was a try out Not everyone made the team The ones that didnrsquot spent the year shooting pucks into pails snagging baseballs rolling off of roofs until we were good enough to make the team the next year We had winners and losers and even in the playground

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

Continued Next Page

-bad Uncle Monkey

bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events

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when the next goal won each and every one of us knew exactly what the score was and who the real winner was It drove us to be better Sports were not for everyone though Those that didnrsquot excel on the field read books created art Of my friends growing up some went on to play in the NHL my cousin is a mover and shaker in Silicon Valley designing and programming many of the things we use today Others became mechanics and plumbers-the blue collar workers who keep this world running Yet others became doctors and lawyers others became successful actors and musicians teachers and mothers But somewhere someone decide to level the playing field that we were all special little stars Everyone made the team everyone got a medal That it wasnrsquot fair that someone would succeed where others couldnrsquot That parenting should fall on someone elsersquos shoulder - daycares teachers the government Society forgot that it was suppose to be harder for the asthma kid with the deformed leg to play sports Society forgot that those disadvantaged who truly wanted and worked hard still found success We threw away personal responsibility personal accountability If a person backs over a kid in their driveway its not because they are a bad driver

not because they are a bad parent not because they were not paying attention - it is because the company didnrsquot put sensors on the back of the car If a kid shoots up a school its not because of mental illness not because of bad parenting or teaching

- its because the government didnrsquot take away our guns (Considering the recent rash of stabbings in schools and malls it is obvious that person will use any and all things) Each of these small steps was on our freedom pushing it a little farther down into the dirt Our last freedom is freedom of speech that Irsquom allowed to speak my mind here Freedom as long as Irsquom mindful of sponsors event organizersWhen will we regain our freedom Should we regain our freedom Read K Randall Ballrsquos Sam Chopper Orwell to find out what will happen if we donrsquot

-bad Uncle Monkey

E K D M Q T V M Y M B M M G I S M T S O Y E M N T E I E E Q Z X E E A E O O B R I A H N P N I J R A N C L D G B C C A C H S B A C I T D I L U E I M S H I I E T A G S R I D E N D G M U T A M D T R I E K C N R N M E R I D E N U N L U L O A E E H M M C E M N R G A E O U G N M M P S Z R O M E A I M F M V M C M E N S T R U A L R R R A N K E Y H N M H I V V W O P E O X N C R A N S F A A S B M Z M Y R M J S U Y A E L L D A E T S E R E M E M T M M S E M E M O R I A L I Z E M L E E W Z X C A E M E N A C I N G U R N A I L E H P O T S I H P E M C A A O R M E R I T E D X N E L U I C G H O R T Q X S A Y L E R E M T I E Z M Q M E K V R R W V Z B D N O R C E W S I T I H P E M L B N E U Y P M S H R E T I R O M E M X M S

MEMORANDUMBOOKMEMORIALISTMEMORIALIZEMEMORIALSMEMORITERMEMORIZEMEMSAHIBMENACINGMENAGEMENAGERYMENDICANCYMENDICANTMENDICATEMENDICITYMENSES

MENSTRUALMENSTRUUMMENTICULTUREMEPHISTOPHELIANMEPHITICMEPHITISMERACIOUSMERCATUREMERCHANGMANMERELLESMERELYMERESTEADMERFOLKMERGEDMERITED

Continued from Previous Page

bad Uncle Monkey - Word Search Belt Drive BettyrsquosWordsearchR R

How come we put a man on the moon before realizing it would be a good idea to put

wheels on suitcases

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SK News Events

Dare to KnowWhat your body

needs to heal itself

The BodyTalk Systemwith Practitioner Bev Groot

To book an appointment or find out more about the BodyTalk System call

3069815686

Upcoming SK EventsAll Events

Select arrows to view events

You might be a redneck if yoursquove been married 3 times and you still have the

same in laws

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MB Events

My mother taught me about TIME TRAVELldquoIf you donrsquot straighten up Irsquom going to knock you into the middle of next weekrdquo

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The Grande Prairie Toys for Tots season opener

by Belt Drive Betty

Our local Grande Prairie Toys for Tots group hosts a number of events all riding seasonThe first of those events was their annual swap meet which was held at the Army Navy Air Force Club on Saturday May 10thThere was great participation from the business community with vendors like Bear Biker Wear coming all the way from Bonnyville and Bentleyrsquos from Crestomere in central Alberta adding to the local vendorsA couple of the riding clubs were on hand and I got to interview Manimal of the Chozen Breed and Barb from the Iron Sirens ndash two great local riding clubs that are growing here in Grande Prairie

in search of

lost indians

Pages 1 - 8by Ken Aiken

Continued Next Page

Bentleys Motosicle Pain Tin

Contents

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener

35-37 The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener38-39 Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful40-44 ON News Events45-48 ON Events49-50 Sport - News Events51 Sports Events52 Website Tip of the Week53 Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events54-56 ON Events57 ON Events - Classified AD of the Week58-60 Support Our Troops61 QC Events62 Moto Moncton NB Events63 NB Events64 NB News Events65 WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events66-68 NS Events69-70 NL Events

Irsquove been in love with the same woman or 49 years If my wife ever

finds out shersquoll kill me

RR

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I also got some time with Jamie the new president of Toys for Tots and Seth the new vice presidentThese two along with the rest of the board and volunteers did a great job of organizing the event and by the looks of things they are on to a

ragingly successful season They have a ton of events planned to support our local kidsOther vendors included Uncle Buckrsquos ndash they make the BEST beef jerky around this part of the country and members of the Grandview Hutterite colony were out with some amazing gloves both gauntlets and working gloves The quality of the tanning dying and stitching is utterly fabulous Righteous Cycles was the only local bike shop on hand but they had lots to offerA wide variety of parts were on hand for almost

every brand of motorcycle out there and there were some jewelry and clothing vendors on hand as wellThere were only two vacant tables The traffic was good and the ANAVETS club did a brisk business selling breakfast and later lunchThe one thing I love about these season opener events is that a person gets to see people that

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Chozen Breed Booth

Bear and Penny Bear and his bride Penny

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Continued from Previous Pagehave been in hibernation all winter Heck I saw people that I havenrsquot seen in two and three years and it was fantasticOur local Toys for Tots does amazing work in our community and they deserve the support of every dealer and rider in the region Their next event is the Kneez in the Breeze run on May 24th Check out their poster and if you can consider attending

it I know that I had a blast last yearI myself have to be at my Defense Fund Poker Run in Nisku at Blackjacks but if you are in Grande Prairie and area and are looking for a great group to ride and share the day with you wonrsquot find much finer that the guys and gals of Grande Prairie Toys for Tots

- BDB

Righteous Cycles

Righteous Cycles

Randy Cholach and sister Patty

Iron Sirens Booth

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Itrsquos a beautiful day and you feel like going for a ride on your ATV UTV or motorcycle On the trails along the roads and waterways or on the edge of the woods there are sometimes toxic plants that are dangerous to our health Poison Ivy is more common but others are not as well known such as Giant Hogweed To help you identify them when you make stops during these rides let me show in this article three toxic plants that you may come acrossGiant HogweedShort story Originating in the Caucasus it was probably introduced to North America as an ornamental plant It has since taken root and become widespread in many European countries as well as Australia New Zealand the United States and Canada In Quebec it is considered to be an invasive alien plantDescription It can measure 2 to 5 metres high and 30 centimetres to 1 metre after mowing or cutting Its stem is robust covered in white hairs and raspberry red to purple spots spread out and well defined The leaves can reach up to 15 metres

wide by 3 metres longToxic part Its sap (a colourless odourless liquid secreted by all parts of the plant)Effects Contact with the sap followed by exposure to the sun is odourless but can produce dermatitis up to 48 hours after exposure This is characterized by redness of the skin and swelling blisters or even skin lesions at times serious resembling first or second-degree burnsPlaces Disturbed wetlands (along waterways

ditches roads etc)Take note After the wounds heal brown or white spots can linger for many months or even years on the affected areas and they can remain sensitive to the lightCanadian provinces where it is found British Columbia Ontario Quebec New BrunswickSources Deacutevelopppement durable Environnement Faune et Parcs du gouvernement du Queacutebec Santeacute et services sociaux du Queacutebec (French version only) Espace pour la vie de MontreacutealWild ParsnipDescription The flowers have light yellow-green umbels The first year the plant generally presents a low rosette of fusiform leaves while the roots are developing and flowers in the second year on a long stem before dying

Continued Next Page

V I S I T U S A T

W W W K I M P E X N E W S C O MW W W K I M P E X C O M

Hog Weed

Wild Parsnip

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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Toxic part Its sapEffects Like the Giant Hogweed its sap contains chemical products which on human skin can cause reactions similar to serious burns rashes or blistersPlaces Disturbed environments (abandoned yards open fields alongside roads etc)Take note The plantrsquos chemical composition is known to reduce weight gain and decrease fertility in cattle that eat itCanadian provinces where it is found In all provinces and territories with the exception of NunavutSources Canadian Biodiversity Information Facility from Governement of Canada Ministry of Natural Resources from Governement of OntarioPoison IvyDescription A woody perennial plant with creeping climbing or bushy glossy leaves

Toxic part Its sap contains a toxic resin (present in all parts of the plant except the pollen) Any contact with a broken part of the plant a contaminated object or an animal runs the risk of provoking a reaction The seriousness of the reaction depends on individual sensitivity the amount of sap in contact with the skin and exposed areas of the body

Effects A rash manifested by intense itching and redness Swelling and blisters can also be seen all usually between 24 to 48 hours after contact

Places River banks clearings the edge of the woods along roads etc

Take note Inhalation of smoke coming from burning Poison Ivy plants provokes an extremely painful eruption of the lining of the lungs which can lead to respiratory problems and even death

Canadian provinces where it is found In all provinces with the exception of Newfoundland-Labrador

Sources Governement of Canada Health Espace pour la vie Montreacuteal

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Poison Ivy

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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On May 7th the official Road Captain was announced for the 4th Annual Bob Probert Ride This yearrsquos honourary grand marshal is the beautifully talented Emmy Award nominated Jacqueline MacInnes

Wood Thatrsquos right our very own hometown Canadian actress disc jockey singer television host and skilled motorcycle rider will lead the estimated 1100 motorcycles on June 22nd from Thunder Road Harley-Davidson Born in Windsor Ontario she is best known for her role as Steffy Forrester on the long-running American soap opera The Bold and the Beautiful She is also the younger sister to Dani Probert the Event Co-Chair for the Bob Probert RideFor the past four years riders in vests leather boots and blue jeans revved their

engines honouring the late hockey player Bob Probert while benefitting cardiac care at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Itrsquos a fitting tribute given that Bob was a Harley-Davidson enthusiast himself and also loved participating in charity ridesJacqueline now joins the small list of past

Continued Next Page

Mike Bechard

2014 Bob Probert Ride Media LaunchON News Events

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road captains such as former hockey players and Bobrsquos teammates Tony Amonte Sheldon Kennedy and Chris Chelios All of whom led a brigade of motorcycles following a scenic routearound Windsor and Essex County riding along the water and through the county settings showcasing the arearsquos beautyThe route has planned stops in Amherstburg Colchester Belle River and the Riverside Sportsmenrsquos Club mdashthe final stop Each stop is unique and gives the riders an opportunity to get something to eat and drink while a chance to win some awesome prizes like autographed Original Six jerseysBob Probert was a local hockey icon and an enforcer who played in the National Hockey League

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for 16 seasons with the Detroit Red Wings and the Chicago Blackhawks He passed away in 2010 after suffering a heart attack while on his boat out on Lake St Clair Dani Probert Bobrsquos widow has been organizing the memorial ride since its inception in 2011 That year was especially significant because

it was the first year that she was actually able to process the overwhelming amount of supportIn the last three years motorcyclists werenrsquot the only ones who turned out for the memorial ridemdashthousands of spectators stood at the side of the road to cheer the riders on at the different stops All participants of the Bob Probert Ride have risen over $300000 to fund the expansion of the cardiac care unit at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Windsor unfortunately has one of the highest rates of cardiac emergencies in Canada and there is not enough room to meet the demands As a result routine procedures are often rescheduled to make way for emergency cases Dani Probert and the hospital boardrsquos ultimate goal are to make the unit open 247 and have two beds available for angioplasty instead of just oneItrsquos hard to put into words how the communityrsquos support has helped Dani and her four children Brogan Tierney Jack and Declyn after such an immense loss In addition the family looks forward to this yearrsquos ride being even bigger with riders from

all over including Michigan paying homage to their father ldquoThe Enforcerrdquo Bob ProbertThe date for the 2014 Bob Probert Ride is June 22nd and all up-to-date information can be found on the website wwwprobertridecomRide safe ride freeMike ldquoChopperrdquo Bechard

Continued from Previous Page

ON News Events

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The 2014 ldquoRide for MSrdquo now in its 6th year is on Sunday September 21 2014 Shar Good Event Organizer recounts ldquoIt has been a learning experience receiving the help of Mike Bechard of the Lone Wolf Clubhouse back in the beginning to bring to life my dream of an event such as this since my diagnosis of Multiple

Sclerosis in 1985 I wanted to make a difference and help in any way I couldrdquo Good explains ldquoMultiple Sclerosis is the most commonly diagnosed neurological disease found in individuals between the ages of 15 to 40mdashthis area of Southwestern Ontario has a high number of affected people Reports from local neurologists tell us that approximately 700 to 800 citizens in our area have been diagnosedGood went on to say ldquoAll motorcycle riders are welcome to participate in the Ride for MS poker run to benefit the Windsor-Essex County Chapter of the MS Society of Canada This great ride starts and ends with a full course family style dinner at the Columbus Center of South Windsor 2014 Columbus Drive in Windsor Registration begins at 900AM and will run until 1030AM Registration Fees are as follows Rider $30 (FREE with $100 in Pledges) Passenger $20 (Free with $100 in Pledges) Participants are encouraged to collect pledges to receive pledge awards that start at $200 with Gas Cards awarded for pledges starting at $250 The Pledge Award Tier is provided on the pledge sheet available for download at wwwlonewolfclubhousecom and wwwmssocietycachaptersessexcommunityhtm The first stop of the poker run will be The Leaf in Windsor where you are welcome to have a full breakfast from the menu followed by stops at The

Sandbar Waterfront Grill (providing lunch specials) Birdiersquos Perch out in Leamington (providing FREE bottled water) the Pelee Island Winery in Kingsville (providing FREE wine tasting) Crabby Joersquos in Essex with the last optional stop being at Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery where you will receive a 6th optional card for your poker handrdquo Shar goes on to explain the 6th poker stop is optional giving you an extra chance to get either the Best or Worst Poker Hand of the day and win a prize for each Six stops in total are allocated along the 100 mile route Itrsquos so much fun itrsquos wonderful to be able to host a fundraiser that puts a smile on everyonersquos facerdquo Once back at the Columbus Center of S Windsor there is a family style dinner and an opportunity to participate in a 5050 Draw a Chinese Auction and a Gift Certificate Grab Bag There are Door Prizes for the ride participants using their Free Door Prize ticket they received upon Registration Good goes on to welcome non-riders as there are DINNER ONLY TICKETS available for $25 each and when purchasing in a set of 2 tickets a tax receipt for $20 will be issued Shar reiterates ldquoBikers Sponsors Volunteers amp Contributors to the event make it happen We have been blessed in the past and again this year with this event being sponsored by DIAMOND SPONSORSHIPS Biz X The Leaf Families First amp Leather King and RUBY SPONSORSHIPS UNIFOR Local 444 Robinson Motorcycle Avon Canada Fran Sales CrsquoEst Bon Lone Wolf Clubhouse Comfort Inn Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery Pelee Island Winery Sandbar Waterfront Grill Steversquos Auto Shine Birdiersquos Perch Canadian Tire (Tecumseh Rd E Windsor) Molson Coors and Belt Drive Betty The contributions of businesses in our community of door prizes and auction items add personality to the event

Good is happy to report ldquoTo date the Ride for MS has raised $33900 that has been used in assisting those with MS to subsidize the purchase of much needed assisted that enhance the quality of their

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livesrdquo As Event Planner amp Creator Good observes first hand how the money raised facilitates those living with multiple sclerosis Having MS herself she works with the Windsor-Essex County Chapter as a past board member aiding their membership almost on a daily basis Good reflects on her past involvement with the society and what she learned ldquoI was amazed with how much the special equipment cost and was surprised with the amounts that were not covered The depths that the society had to go through to make sure people with MS got

the equipment they needed when they needed it amazed merdquo This is where the Ride for MS and the funds raised from this event come into play ldquoThe society informs the participant of this event annually at the dinner as to how the funds raised were used which is importantrdquo says Good ldquothe feeling you get when a recipient of these funds find out you are a participant of the event that helped them obtain a piece of equipment gives you a hug and says thank you is surrealrdquoJoin us on Sunday September 21st and make someonersquos wish for a better quality of life become a reality For more information you may contact Shar at (519) 798-3858 or by email at shar54xplornetca SUBJECT Ride for MS

ON News Events

Whatever you do in life always give 100 Unless yoursquore

donating blood

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Grand Bendrsquos ldquoVintage Bike DaysrdquoThis years Annual ldquoShow amp Shinerdquo event will be held in Grand Bend and takes place on Sunday July 20 2014 from 1000am until around 1pm right on Grand Bendrsquos Main Street (exact location will be announced soon)Again this year there is no registration fee no official judging no vendors and itrsquos NOT a swap-meet but there will be a group ride from Main Street to the Grand Bend MOTORPLEX Raceway

to enjoy the Vintage Road Racing Associations ldquoSUMMER CLASSICrdquo EventVintage related club and group displays are encouragedJust show up and proudly show off your scooters and motorcycles All makes and models of Vintage amp Classic bikes are most welcomeFind us on Facebook httpwwwfacebookcompagesGrand-Bends-Vintage-Bike-Days204561802964090sk=wallampapp_data

HHR RouteDetails are here We are assembling in front of the HQ building at CFB Trenton with the ride departing at 1145 Due to some issues related to our permit that could not be resolved in the short time remaining before our Ride we in the interest in safety and the show must go on have decided to move our Rally to the Whitby Entertainment Centrum This is where the ride will end It is the same location as our assembly last yearJoin us as we welcome home our HEROES as the mission has ended in Afghanistan for our Canadian ForcesHope to see many of you there

ON Events

2930 Haldimand Road 20 Cayuga1st Annual Autism Rodeo amp Family Day Charity Event to raise funds for Autism

11am-5pm Family Time bull Live bands ~ TBAbull Kids Gamesbull Face Paintingbull Free BBQ amp Drink with admission

5pm-2am Adults ONLY~Rodeo Timebull Motorcycle Gamesbull Show N Shine bull Pig Roastbull Live Bands ~ TBAbull Beer Kegs

Overnight Camping (Adults Only) Sponsors

raquo Motorcycle Enhancements raquo Tattz AndCompany raquo Black widow paintball amp Airsoftl raquo Mainway Sports raquo Action Auto raquo Paula Manto Swick Registered Disability

Savings Plan Rep raquo CrazeePaint Airbrushing

VendorsTattz AndCompanyBlack widow Paintball amp AirsoftPaula Manto Swick Registered Disability Savings Plan Rep

All proceeds go to Autism Awarenes

Autism Rodeo amp Family Day - August 2nd 2014

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Why a round pizza gets delivered in a square box

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ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo Winner of Combined SOAR and RACE Events Get CSBK National Support (csbkca)This Ontario motorcycle roadracing season sanctioning groups SOAR and RACE are working together with a pair of Series race

weekends SOAR is hosting the RACE group at Grand Bend Raceway on June 13-15 while RACE returns the favor by hosting SOAR racers at Shannonville Motorsport Park June 27-29 As part of this co-promotion Dunlop racing tire distributor Pro 6 Cycle and the National Mopar CSBK organizing group have also joined up to provide a special bonus for Amateur Sport Bike

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Dunlop Amateur Showdown winner to get National support

Sports - News Events

ADULTA person who has stopped

growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle

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class (approx 600cc) competitors A two round points-paying Series will recognize the appropriate Sport Bike-type class races at the SOAR and RACE-hosted events determining the top rising star in that category The racer who achieves the best combined result from the two race ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo will receive a competition award sponsoring their entry for the final Amateur Sport Bike Mopar CSBK National rounds at Canadian Tire Motorsport Park August 15-17Dunlop distributor Pro 6 Cycle and CSBK will supply competitor entry and racing tires to the winner of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo for the

CTMP National weekend The entry will include both Saturday and Sunday Amateur Sport Bike double header rounds with the successful Amateur competitor receiving a maximum of six Dunlop DOT-type class appropriate racing tires for use during the three day eventThe winning competitor must not have held a Pro motorcycle roadracing License nor can they have competed in more than two previous National races SOAR and RACE organizers will be the final judges of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo and ensure that all competitors respect the structure and spirit of the bonus competitionFor more information please check the SOAR (soaracingca) and RACE Events (Shannonvillecom) official web sites

Sports - News Events

DatesMay 16thJune 20thJuly 25thAugust 15thSeptember 12th

Registration opens at 5pm on the day of the event followed by racing at 7pm All racers must havevalid motorcycle drivers licensefull faced Snell 05 approved helmetgauntlet style leather glovesleather jacketleather bootscompetitors exceeding 120 mph will be required to wear full leathersMotorcycles must be in good working order and will be required to pass tech inspection prior to their first pass CLICK HERE for additional information on the Mission Raceway Park and their street legal Friday night races

2014 CMDRA Bracket Racing at Mission Raceway

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Sports Events

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

THE 27th

THREE DAY

May 171819 ndash 2014 ndash at Scotch Creek

All usual Classes ndash Entry $25 per day - $10 Vintage - Kids free

The Old Guy in 1971

Dean Seaman 2014

171819 ndash 2014 ndash171819 ndash 2014 ndash

This year the event will enter a new era with a two day Modern Trial

Total results will count for the overall Championship

Round 2 in Rocky Mountain House ABRound 3 in Ymir BC

We also have planned a Kids Trialon the Saturday night for

Both Electric and engine powered bikes Camping is good with Porta -Potties on site

Call for details of Motels etc

Phone Outlaw Dave for further info (250) 545-6139Directions - Follow the road to Scotch Creek from Hiway one West of Sorrento Then turn left

At Leopold road at the top of the hill after you leave town (Tire sign on left) red arrows from that point

A big thanks to the land owners for the use of this fantastic area

Modern Trial - Saturday amp Sunday - Vintage Monday Start time 10am all three days

13 13 13 13 13 13

For13 Immediate13 Release13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 May13 813 201413 13 CMDRA13 Announces13 Revised13 201413 Schedule13 13 The13 Canadian13 Motorcycle13 Drag13 Racing13 Association13 is13 releasing13 details13 of13 their13 updated13 201413 schedule13 The13 six13 race13 series13 which13 includes13 events13 in13 British13 Columbia13 Alberta13 and13 Ontario13 required13 revision13 following13 the13 unexpected13 announcement13 of13 the13 suspension13 of13 operations13 at13 one13 of13 the13 venues13 included13 in13 the13 original13 schedule13 13

Revised13 201413 Schedule13 June13 141513 13 Grand13 Bend13 Motorplex13 Grand13 Bend13 ON13 June13 2213 (113 day13 event)13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 July13 121313 13 13 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13 August13 232413 13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 Fort13 St13 John13 BC13 September13 6713 13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 September13 272813 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13

13

13 13

13 CMDRA13 Executive13 Director13 Kevin13 Shupac13 commented13 ldquoThe13 CMDRA13 is13 sincerely13 thankful13 for13 the13 support13 the13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 and13 Castrol13 Raceway13 and13 all13 of13 the13 tracks13 the13 CMDRA13 will13 visit13 in13 201413 We13 would13 also13 like13 to13 thank13 our13 members13 for13 their13 patience13 during13 the13 past13 four13 weeksrdquo13 13 13

13 13

infocmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 13 wwwcmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 1877580900813 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 TwitterCMDRA201413 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 Facebook13 CMDRA13

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR After your hands become coated with

grease your nose will begin to itch

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Did you know that BeltDriveBettycom has the most comprehensive database of Canadian Riding Clubs on the on the internet Wersquove revamped our Riding Club directory and wersquod like to know what you think Itrsquos indexed by Province and by Type of Riding Club for easy browsing

bull Brand Specificbull Cruising and Touringbull Military bull Lifestylebull Occupation-Relatedbull Rider Rights and Freedomsbull Vintagebull Sportsbull Womenrsquos Riding Clubsbull Motorcycle Ministries

httpwwwbeltdrivebettycomcommunityriding-clubs

TIP OF THE WEEK RIDING CLUBS section REVAMPED

on Facebook has photo albums for each province and month filled with tons of events

httpwwwfacebookcomCanadianMotorcycleEventsphotos_albums

Visit our page and go to the photos link once there click on albums to find the Province and month you are interested in

You can also use our national calendars at wwwcanadianmotorcycleeventscom - filled with even more event information you can sort them right down to only one province and they are highly shareable

Our CANADIAN MOTORCYCLE EVENTS

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

ldquoIf yoursquore going to kill each other do it outside I just finished cleaningrdquo

Website Tip of the Week

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Tides roll in and tides roll out

There arenrsquot too many things in life that are predictable but ocean tides are one of them

Our family just returned from a short vacation on a Vancouver Island beach and I found the tides fascinating

Incoming tides covered the beach and at high tide you could literally see all the sandcastles wood forts and creations literally disappear under the water never to be seen again

The outgoing tides revealed a clean fresh canvas and some sea-life caught in the tidal pools left behind or laying helplessly on the beach Seagulls swooped down to shell covered areas of the beach in search of oysters that had been stranded on the half kilometer sandy beach as the eagles hovered above looking for their next snack

I could not help but think about the lsquoTides of Lifersquo where we know that until our number comes up and we face eternal judgment each day the sun will come up we will spend time with those people whom we love (family friends) and with people whom we would most likely prefer not to be spending time with (school work) and we will experience all the good and not so good that the

tides of life bring our way Night will come and in the morning we will repeat the cycle all over again

As a born-again believer I felt the tide analogy was an appropriate one The ocean washes away everything left on the beach and when we ask Christ for the forgiveness of our sins he literally washes them away Check out this verse from ldquoOur Ownerrsquos Manual for Liferdquo found in Psalm 103 verse 12 ldquoHe has removed our sins as far from us as the east is from the westrdquo

Our biker church exists to take the ldquoGood Newsrdquo and the ldquoSalvation Messagerdquo to un-churched bikers here on the West Coast In fact our prayer is that the Holy Spirit would become like a raging wildfire touching the hearts and lives of bikers resulting in an assurance of eternity with our Jesus in heaven and a life on this earth that takes on new meaning and purpose

If you think riding your scoot along a seaside highway on a hot summerrsquos day is something special just wait until you do it when Jesus Christ is at the controls of your lifehellip there is no greater lsquohighrsquo and bigger lsquorushrsquo than this All it takes is a few short words ask Jesus to forgive you for your sins tell him you that you want him to be Lord of your life Follow this up with prayer and bible reading and oh yeahhellip believe that he does in fact lsquohave your backrsquo in this life

Ride safe Ride true

Pastor Chuck

Canadian Riders Support Program Network

By joining the Canadian Riders Support Program you volunteer to provide assistance to broken down riders in your area This assistance may include providing information about nearby repair shops towing accommodations making phone calls providing directions etc While some Canadian Riders have expressed that they would be able to provide help with tools wrenching towing and even temporary accommodations the level of assistance you may provide is totally up to you as you feel comfortable and safe to do soLetrsquos face it most of us have been there away from home and broke down by the side of the road Canadian Rider Members are also listed in Belt Drive Bettyrsquos Little Black Book a resource directory currently carried in the saddlebags of thousands of Canadian Riders As a ldquoThank Yourdquo from Belt Drive Betty Canadian Riders Support Network Members receive The Busted Knuckle Chronicles E-Subscription free of charge

Come join us at httpwwwcanadianridersca

Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events

Pastor Chuck

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G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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ON News - ON Events

If everything seems to be going well you have obviously

overlooked something

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Classified Ad of the Week

2002 Tiny Mite Cargo Trailer

Stock CTRL0033 Colour Blue Features Very clean trailer in excellent condition tons of storage good quality cargo trailer at a good price

Price $ 2495 CAD NO GST

Contact

Trike Zone

(780) 389-3344

Mulhurst Bay AB

Email edwardtrikezonecom

ON Events - Classified AD of the Week

Upcoming ON EventsJune - August

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Join Veterans Law Enforement First Responders and their supporters from both Canada and the US on this overnight cross border ride to Wenatchee Washington June 7th 2014Check out httpcanamveteransrideweeblycom for details laquoHalf The Fun is Getting Thereraquo

Support Our Troops

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Support Our Troops

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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Support Our Troops

Upcoming SOT EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

Are you a veteran who owns a businessWould you like to promote your products or services but find advertising expensive

Get 50 off your first 6 months of advertisingContact Belt Drive Betty to find out about the

Veteranrsquos Business Starter Programbdbettygmailcom

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Tee Shirts Patches amp More in the BDB Store

We appreciate your support

wwwbdbstorecom

QC EVENTS

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What did the elephant say to the naked man How do you breathe through that

tiny thing

Ah lsquoFridayrsquo my second favorite F-word

August 7 - 10 2014 - In the Heart of Downtown MonctonThe MotoMoncton Festival was first launched in August of 2011 with motorcyclists from near and taking over Monctonrsquos downtown core This three-day event featured motorcycle stunt shows a burnout competition group rides throughout Southeastern New Brunswick a bike cruise through Moncton live entertainment on Main Street and much moreIn 2012 the City of Moncton was pleased to host another weekend of motorcycle madness in downtown Moncton and to welcome bikers from across the region and across the country as the city hosted both MotoMoncton and the 17th Canadian National Harley Owners Group Rally Moncton was honoured to be chosen as host city for this national event and together with MotoMoncton the HOG Rally proved to be yet another exciting motorcycle weekend in the cityThis past August 2013 MotoMoncton organizers were yet again pleased to host another successful weekend of exciting activity with thousands visiting the festival grounds throughout the weekend

The festival an initiative of the City of Moncton is made possible by the support of various partners including Downtown Moncton Centre-Ville Inc various local motorcycle dealers and clubs and other community partners

For more information and sponsorship enquiries please contact 506-383-7020 506-877-7700 of by Email infomotomonctoncaOr visit motomonctonca

MOTO MONCTON NB EVENTS

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What are three words a woman never wants to hear when shersquos making love ldquoHoney Irsquom homerdquo

NB EVENTS

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club would be very pleased if you would help support our up coming charity event in support of the DECH Childrenrsquos Ward

This year our Toy Ride takes place June 14th 2014 We are celebrating our 30th Ride Register early to receive a limited Edition 30th Anniversary Shirt

Registration forms online at

httpfrederictonmotorcycleclubcaHomephp

The ride begins at the parking lot of the Canadian Tire Two Nations Crossing (North Side) On site registration between 930 am amp 1045 am Ride begins at 11 am sharp

The Motorcyclist will enjoy a scenic country ride via Nashwack Bridge to Stanley At the Stanley school there will be a barbeque Show-N-Shine 5050 draw silent auction etc

The group will return via the Royal Road ending up at the DECH for the presentations of the Toys and monies raised to the Child Life Unit of the DECH

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club has been the most consistent supporter of the DECH Childrenrsquos Life Unit since 1985 All of the funds raised and Toys collected go to the hospitalized Children

Please share this email with all your friends Help us Brighten A Childrsquos Stay

Fredricton Motorcycle Club Toy Ride

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Where Royal Canadian Legion Branch 350 Port DalhousieWhen Saturday 7 June Blessing starts 11am followed by the Show and Shine

Show and Shine Entry fee $1000

11 trophies up for grabsbull Best in Show 1st 2nd 3rd placebull Best cruiser 1st amp 2nd placebull Best touring 1st and 2nd placebull Best sport bike 1st amp 2nd placebull Best sport touring 1st amp 2nd place

BBQ burgers and sausage on a bun for sale 5050 draw coffee and donutsAll proceeds to support the Royal Canadian Legion Port DalhousieI challenge all Bike clubs in the Niagara area to attend this wonderful event Hosted by the Working Stiffs Riding ClubCanadian Legion Branch 350 Located at 600 Ontario St St Catharines ON L2N 7P8 (Known as Port Dalhousie ) 905-934-1261 Please use Joe Caruso as a contact andor myself Joes email address is kawasaki07bellnet andor faronleonardhotmailcom Thank You look forward to meeting some day

Blessing of the Motorbikersquos and Show and Shine

NB News Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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Actor WisdomThere are four questions of value in lifehellip What is sacred Of what is the spirit made What is worth living for and what is worth dying for The answer to each is the same Only love~ Johnny Depp

Polymath WisdomBelieve none of what you hear and half of what you see- Benjamin Franklin

Spiritual Leader WisdomHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else yoursquore the one who gets burned ~ Buddha

Educator WisdomPeople who consider themselves victims of their circumstances will always remain victims unless they develop a greater vision for their lives ~ Stedman Graham~

Spiritual Teacher WisdomIt is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living ~ Eckhart Tolle

Lithographer WisdomA positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort ndash Herm Albright

I just got back from a pleasure trip I took my mother-in-law to

the airport

WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events

R RWYZWMNrsquoSWORDS TO THE WISE

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Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

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I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

Select Arrows to view events

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A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

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Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

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  • In Search Of Lost Indians
  • BC Events
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  • From the Depths of File 13 - I Hate Mondays
  • AB News - Events
  • David Pocock - AB Events
  • Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events
  • RAGE - SK Events
  • SK Events
  • Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle
  • Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List
  • bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events
  • SK News - Word Search
  • SK News Events
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  • The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener
  • Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful
  • ON News Events
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  • sport - News Events
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  • Website Tip of the Week
  • Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events
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  • ON Events - Classified AD of the Week
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  • QC Events
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Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List

Saskatchewan Ride for SightElbow Arena and Fairgrounds

Save the Date June 20 - 22 2014

Pondarosa MH amp RV ParkLocated on Trans Canada Highway

east side of Swift Current SK Ph (306) 773-5000

Open all year

RV and Tenting sites creekside ~Full or Partial Hook-ups BathroomsShowers ~ Laundry Facilities ~ Internet

CAA Approved

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FreedomIt is a hard concept to really truly wrap your mind around We here in the west are quick to pound our chest and proclaim that we are the proud and free The sad thing is freedom is a mirage lingering on the horizon For many of us we work an honest day work ride our bikes in the mean time we complain about politics to our friends but we never really do anything about it other than some grumbles We could be plopped down in any part of the world and our lives would change very little That is not freedom - only the allusion of freedom

As we sit idly by watching our police forces militarize we blindly seek out more rules more regulations Irsquom not sure what the tipping point was what had caused us to shift our focus from freedom true freedom to regulation I do remember growing up in the seventies We didnrsquot have clasps and locks on the cabinets our mothers never absently minded left us in the kitchen by ourselves When I was bad in school I was sent to the Principalrsquos office and was punished by a leather strap across my behind (I still donrsquot swear)

Trying out for sport teams was a try out Not everyone made the team The ones that didnrsquot spent the year shooting pucks into pails snagging baseballs rolling off of roofs until we were good enough to make the team the next year We had winners and losers and even in the playground

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

Continued Next Page

-bad Uncle Monkey

bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events

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when the next goal won each and every one of us knew exactly what the score was and who the real winner was It drove us to be better Sports were not for everyone though Those that didnrsquot excel on the field read books created art Of my friends growing up some went on to play in the NHL my cousin is a mover and shaker in Silicon Valley designing and programming many of the things we use today Others became mechanics and plumbers-the blue collar workers who keep this world running Yet others became doctors and lawyers others became successful actors and musicians teachers and mothers But somewhere someone decide to level the playing field that we were all special little stars Everyone made the team everyone got a medal That it wasnrsquot fair that someone would succeed where others couldnrsquot That parenting should fall on someone elsersquos shoulder - daycares teachers the government Society forgot that it was suppose to be harder for the asthma kid with the deformed leg to play sports Society forgot that those disadvantaged who truly wanted and worked hard still found success We threw away personal responsibility personal accountability If a person backs over a kid in their driveway its not because they are a bad driver

not because they are a bad parent not because they were not paying attention - it is because the company didnrsquot put sensors on the back of the car If a kid shoots up a school its not because of mental illness not because of bad parenting or teaching

- its because the government didnrsquot take away our guns (Considering the recent rash of stabbings in schools and malls it is obvious that person will use any and all things) Each of these small steps was on our freedom pushing it a little farther down into the dirt Our last freedom is freedom of speech that Irsquom allowed to speak my mind here Freedom as long as Irsquom mindful of sponsors event organizersWhen will we regain our freedom Should we regain our freedom Read K Randall Ballrsquos Sam Chopper Orwell to find out what will happen if we donrsquot

-bad Uncle Monkey

E K D M Q T V M Y M B M M G I S M T S O Y E M N T E I E E Q Z X E E A E O O B R I A H N P N I J R A N C L D G B C C A C H S B A C I T D I L U E I M S H I I E T A G S R I D E N D G M U T A M D T R I E K C N R N M E R I D E N U N L U L O A E E H M M C E M N R G A E O U G N M M P S Z R O M E A I M F M V M C M E N S T R U A L R R R A N K E Y H N M H I V V W O P E O X N C R A N S F A A S B M Z M Y R M J S U Y A E L L D A E T S E R E M E M T M M S E M E M O R I A L I Z E M L E E W Z X C A E M E N A C I N G U R N A I L E H P O T S I H P E M C A A O R M E R I T E D X N E L U I C G H O R T Q X S A Y L E R E M T I E Z M Q M E K V R R W V Z B D N O R C E W S I T I H P E M L B N E U Y P M S H R E T I R O M E M X M S

MEMORANDUMBOOKMEMORIALISTMEMORIALIZEMEMORIALSMEMORITERMEMORIZEMEMSAHIBMENACINGMENAGEMENAGERYMENDICANCYMENDICANTMENDICATEMENDICITYMENSES

MENSTRUALMENSTRUUMMENTICULTUREMEPHISTOPHELIANMEPHITICMEPHITISMERACIOUSMERCATUREMERCHANGMANMERELLESMERELYMERESTEADMERFOLKMERGEDMERITED

Continued from Previous Page

bad Uncle Monkey - Word Search Belt Drive BettyrsquosWordsearchR R

How come we put a man on the moon before realizing it would be a good idea to put

wheels on suitcases

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SK News Events

Dare to KnowWhat your body

needs to heal itself

The BodyTalk Systemwith Practitioner Bev Groot

To book an appointment or find out more about the BodyTalk System call

3069815686

Upcoming SK EventsAll Events

Select arrows to view events

You might be a redneck if yoursquove been married 3 times and you still have the

same in laws

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MB Events

My mother taught me about TIME TRAVELldquoIf you donrsquot straighten up Irsquom going to knock you into the middle of next weekrdquo

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The Grande Prairie Toys for Tots season opener

by Belt Drive Betty

Our local Grande Prairie Toys for Tots group hosts a number of events all riding seasonThe first of those events was their annual swap meet which was held at the Army Navy Air Force Club on Saturday May 10thThere was great participation from the business community with vendors like Bear Biker Wear coming all the way from Bonnyville and Bentleyrsquos from Crestomere in central Alberta adding to the local vendorsA couple of the riding clubs were on hand and I got to interview Manimal of the Chozen Breed and Barb from the Iron Sirens ndash two great local riding clubs that are growing here in Grande Prairie

in search of

lost indians

Pages 1 - 8by Ken Aiken

Continued Next Page

Bentleys Motosicle Pain Tin

Contents

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener

35-37 The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener38-39 Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful40-44 ON News Events45-48 ON Events49-50 Sport - News Events51 Sports Events52 Website Tip of the Week53 Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events54-56 ON Events57 ON Events - Classified AD of the Week58-60 Support Our Troops61 QC Events62 Moto Moncton NB Events63 NB Events64 NB News Events65 WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events66-68 NS Events69-70 NL Events

Irsquove been in love with the same woman or 49 years If my wife ever

finds out shersquoll kill me

RR

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I also got some time with Jamie the new president of Toys for Tots and Seth the new vice presidentThese two along with the rest of the board and volunteers did a great job of organizing the event and by the looks of things they are on to a

ragingly successful season They have a ton of events planned to support our local kidsOther vendors included Uncle Buckrsquos ndash they make the BEST beef jerky around this part of the country and members of the Grandview Hutterite colony were out with some amazing gloves both gauntlets and working gloves The quality of the tanning dying and stitching is utterly fabulous Righteous Cycles was the only local bike shop on hand but they had lots to offerA wide variety of parts were on hand for almost

every brand of motorcycle out there and there were some jewelry and clothing vendors on hand as wellThere were only two vacant tables The traffic was good and the ANAVETS club did a brisk business selling breakfast and later lunchThe one thing I love about these season opener events is that a person gets to see people that

Continued from Previous Page

Continued Next Page

Chozen Breed Booth

Bear and Penny Bear and his bride Penny

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Continued from Previous Pagehave been in hibernation all winter Heck I saw people that I havenrsquot seen in two and three years and it was fantasticOur local Toys for Tots does amazing work in our community and they deserve the support of every dealer and rider in the region Their next event is the Kneez in the Breeze run on May 24th Check out their poster and if you can consider attending

it I know that I had a blast last yearI myself have to be at my Defense Fund Poker Run in Nisku at Blackjacks but if you are in Grande Prairie and area and are looking for a great group to ride and share the day with you wonrsquot find much finer that the guys and gals of Grande Prairie Toys for Tots

- BDB

Righteous Cycles

Righteous Cycles

Randy Cholach and sister Patty

Iron Sirens Booth

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Itrsquos a beautiful day and you feel like going for a ride on your ATV UTV or motorcycle On the trails along the roads and waterways or on the edge of the woods there are sometimes toxic plants that are dangerous to our health Poison Ivy is more common but others are not as well known such as Giant Hogweed To help you identify them when you make stops during these rides let me show in this article three toxic plants that you may come acrossGiant HogweedShort story Originating in the Caucasus it was probably introduced to North America as an ornamental plant It has since taken root and become widespread in many European countries as well as Australia New Zealand the United States and Canada In Quebec it is considered to be an invasive alien plantDescription It can measure 2 to 5 metres high and 30 centimetres to 1 metre after mowing or cutting Its stem is robust covered in white hairs and raspberry red to purple spots spread out and well defined The leaves can reach up to 15 metres

wide by 3 metres longToxic part Its sap (a colourless odourless liquid secreted by all parts of the plant)Effects Contact with the sap followed by exposure to the sun is odourless but can produce dermatitis up to 48 hours after exposure This is characterized by redness of the skin and swelling blisters or even skin lesions at times serious resembling first or second-degree burnsPlaces Disturbed wetlands (along waterways

ditches roads etc)Take note After the wounds heal brown or white spots can linger for many months or even years on the affected areas and they can remain sensitive to the lightCanadian provinces where it is found British Columbia Ontario Quebec New BrunswickSources Deacutevelopppement durable Environnement Faune et Parcs du gouvernement du Queacutebec Santeacute et services sociaux du Queacutebec (French version only) Espace pour la vie de MontreacutealWild ParsnipDescription The flowers have light yellow-green umbels The first year the plant generally presents a low rosette of fusiform leaves while the roots are developing and flowers in the second year on a long stem before dying

Continued Next Page

V I S I T U S A T

W W W K I M P E X N E W S C O MW W W K I M P E X C O M

Hog Weed

Wild Parsnip

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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Toxic part Its sapEffects Like the Giant Hogweed its sap contains chemical products which on human skin can cause reactions similar to serious burns rashes or blistersPlaces Disturbed environments (abandoned yards open fields alongside roads etc)Take note The plantrsquos chemical composition is known to reduce weight gain and decrease fertility in cattle that eat itCanadian provinces where it is found In all provinces and territories with the exception of NunavutSources Canadian Biodiversity Information Facility from Governement of Canada Ministry of Natural Resources from Governement of OntarioPoison IvyDescription A woody perennial plant with creeping climbing or bushy glossy leaves

Toxic part Its sap contains a toxic resin (present in all parts of the plant except the pollen) Any contact with a broken part of the plant a contaminated object or an animal runs the risk of provoking a reaction The seriousness of the reaction depends on individual sensitivity the amount of sap in contact with the skin and exposed areas of the body

Effects A rash manifested by intense itching and redness Swelling and blisters can also be seen all usually between 24 to 48 hours after contact

Places River banks clearings the edge of the woods along roads etc

Take note Inhalation of smoke coming from burning Poison Ivy plants provokes an extremely painful eruption of the lining of the lungs which can lead to respiratory problems and even death

Canadian provinces where it is found In all provinces with the exception of Newfoundland-Labrador

Sources Governement of Canada Health Espace pour la vie Montreacuteal

Continued from Previous Page

Poison Ivy

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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On May 7th the official Road Captain was announced for the 4th Annual Bob Probert Ride This yearrsquos honourary grand marshal is the beautifully talented Emmy Award nominated Jacqueline MacInnes

Wood Thatrsquos right our very own hometown Canadian actress disc jockey singer television host and skilled motorcycle rider will lead the estimated 1100 motorcycles on June 22nd from Thunder Road Harley-Davidson Born in Windsor Ontario she is best known for her role as Steffy Forrester on the long-running American soap opera The Bold and the Beautiful She is also the younger sister to Dani Probert the Event Co-Chair for the Bob Probert RideFor the past four years riders in vests leather boots and blue jeans revved their

engines honouring the late hockey player Bob Probert while benefitting cardiac care at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Itrsquos a fitting tribute given that Bob was a Harley-Davidson enthusiast himself and also loved participating in charity ridesJacqueline now joins the small list of past

Continued Next Page

Mike Bechard

2014 Bob Probert Ride Media LaunchON News Events

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road captains such as former hockey players and Bobrsquos teammates Tony Amonte Sheldon Kennedy and Chris Chelios All of whom led a brigade of motorcycles following a scenic routearound Windsor and Essex County riding along the water and through the county settings showcasing the arearsquos beautyThe route has planned stops in Amherstburg Colchester Belle River and the Riverside Sportsmenrsquos Club mdashthe final stop Each stop is unique and gives the riders an opportunity to get something to eat and drink while a chance to win some awesome prizes like autographed Original Six jerseysBob Probert was a local hockey icon and an enforcer who played in the National Hockey League

Continued from Previous Page

Continued Next Page

ON News Events

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for 16 seasons with the Detroit Red Wings and the Chicago Blackhawks He passed away in 2010 after suffering a heart attack while on his boat out on Lake St Clair Dani Probert Bobrsquos widow has been organizing the memorial ride since its inception in 2011 That year was especially significant because

it was the first year that she was actually able to process the overwhelming amount of supportIn the last three years motorcyclists werenrsquot the only ones who turned out for the memorial ridemdashthousands of spectators stood at the side of the road to cheer the riders on at the different stops All participants of the Bob Probert Ride have risen over $300000 to fund the expansion of the cardiac care unit at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Windsor unfortunately has one of the highest rates of cardiac emergencies in Canada and there is not enough room to meet the demands As a result routine procedures are often rescheduled to make way for emergency cases Dani Probert and the hospital boardrsquos ultimate goal are to make the unit open 247 and have two beds available for angioplasty instead of just oneItrsquos hard to put into words how the communityrsquos support has helped Dani and her four children Brogan Tierney Jack and Declyn after such an immense loss In addition the family looks forward to this yearrsquos ride being even bigger with riders from

all over including Michigan paying homage to their father ldquoThe Enforcerrdquo Bob ProbertThe date for the 2014 Bob Probert Ride is June 22nd and all up-to-date information can be found on the website wwwprobertridecomRide safe ride freeMike ldquoChopperrdquo Bechard

Continued from Previous Page

ON News Events

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The 2014 ldquoRide for MSrdquo now in its 6th year is on Sunday September 21 2014 Shar Good Event Organizer recounts ldquoIt has been a learning experience receiving the help of Mike Bechard of the Lone Wolf Clubhouse back in the beginning to bring to life my dream of an event such as this since my diagnosis of Multiple

Sclerosis in 1985 I wanted to make a difference and help in any way I couldrdquo Good explains ldquoMultiple Sclerosis is the most commonly diagnosed neurological disease found in individuals between the ages of 15 to 40mdashthis area of Southwestern Ontario has a high number of affected people Reports from local neurologists tell us that approximately 700 to 800 citizens in our area have been diagnosedGood went on to say ldquoAll motorcycle riders are welcome to participate in the Ride for MS poker run to benefit the Windsor-Essex County Chapter of the MS Society of Canada This great ride starts and ends with a full course family style dinner at the Columbus Center of South Windsor 2014 Columbus Drive in Windsor Registration begins at 900AM and will run until 1030AM Registration Fees are as follows Rider $30 (FREE with $100 in Pledges) Passenger $20 (Free with $100 in Pledges) Participants are encouraged to collect pledges to receive pledge awards that start at $200 with Gas Cards awarded for pledges starting at $250 The Pledge Award Tier is provided on the pledge sheet available for download at wwwlonewolfclubhousecom and wwwmssocietycachaptersessexcommunityhtm The first stop of the poker run will be The Leaf in Windsor where you are welcome to have a full breakfast from the menu followed by stops at The

Sandbar Waterfront Grill (providing lunch specials) Birdiersquos Perch out in Leamington (providing FREE bottled water) the Pelee Island Winery in Kingsville (providing FREE wine tasting) Crabby Joersquos in Essex with the last optional stop being at Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery where you will receive a 6th optional card for your poker handrdquo Shar goes on to explain the 6th poker stop is optional giving you an extra chance to get either the Best or Worst Poker Hand of the day and win a prize for each Six stops in total are allocated along the 100 mile route Itrsquos so much fun itrsquos wonderful to be able to host a fundraiser that puts a smile on everyonersquos facerdquo Once back at the Columbus Center of S Windsor there is a family style dinner and an opportunity to participate in a 5050 Draw a Chinese Auction and a Gift Certificate Grab Bag There are Door Prizes for the ride participants using their Free Door Prize ticket they received upon Registration Good goes on to welcome non-riders as there are DINNER ONLY TICKETS available for $25 each and when purchasing in a set of 2 tickets a tax receipt for $20 will be issued Shar reiterates ldquoBikers Sponsors Volunteers amp Contributors to the event make it happen We have been blessed in the past and again this year with this event being sponsored by DIAMOND SPONSORSHIPS Biz X The Leaf Families First amp Leather King and RUBY SPONSORSHIPS UNIFOR Local 444 Robinson Motorcycle Avon Canada Fran Sales CrsquoEst Bon Lone Wolf Clubhouse Comfort Inn Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery Pelee Island Winery Sandbar Waterfront Grill Steversquos Auto Shine Birdiersquos Perch Canadian Tire (Tecumseh Rd E Windsor) Molson Coors and Belt Drive Betty The contributions of businesses in our community of door prizes and auction items add personality to the event

Good is happy to report ldquoTo date the Ride for MS has raised $33900 that has been used in assisting those with MS to subsidize the purchase of much needed assisted that enhance the quality of their

Continued Next Page

ON News Events

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Continued from Previous Page

livesrdquo As Event Planner amp Creator Good observes first hand how the money raised facilitates those living with multiple sclerosis Having MS herself she works with the Windsor-Essex County Chapter as a past board member aiding their membership almost on a daily basis Good reflects on her past involvement with the society and what she learned ldquoI was amazed with how much the special equipment cost and was surprised with the amounts that were not covered The depths that the society had to go through to make sure people with MS got

the equipment they needed when they needed it amazed merdquo This is where the Ride for MS and the funds raised from this event come into play ldquoThe society informs the participant of this event annually at the dinner as to how the funds raised were used which is importantrdquo says Good ldquothe feeling you get when a recipient of these funds find out you are a participant of the event that helped them obtain a piece of equipment gives you a hug and says thank you is surrealrdquoJoin us on Sunday September 21st and make someonersquos wish for a better quality of life become a reality For more information you may contact Shar at (519) 798-3858 or by email at shar54xplornetca SUBJECT Ride for MS

ON News Events

Whatever you do in life always give 100 Unless yoursquore

donating blood

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Grand Bendrsquos ldquoVintage Bike DaysrdquoThis years Annual ldquoShow amp Shinerdquo event will be held in Grand Bend and takes place on Sunday July 20 2014 from 1000am until around 1pm right on Grand Bendrsquos Main Street (exact location will be announced soon)Again this year there is no registration fee no official judging no vendors and itrsquos NOT a swap-meet but there will be a group ride from Main Street to the Grand Bend MOTORPLEX Raceway

to enjoy the Vintage Road Racing Associations ldquoSUMMER CLASSICrdquo EventVintage related club and group displays are encouragedJust show up and proudly show off your scooters and motorcycles All makes and models of Vintage amp Classic bikes are most welcomeFind us on Facebook httpwwwfacebookcompagesGrand-Bends-Vintage-Bike-Days204561802964090sk=wallampapp_data

HHR RouteDetails are here We are assembling in front of the HQ building at CFB Trenton with the ride departing at 1145 Due to some issues related to our permit that could not be resolved in the short time remaining before our Ride we in the interest in safety and the show must go on have decided to move our Rally to the Whitby Entertainment Centrum This is where the ride will end It is the same location as our assembly last yearJoin us as we welcome home our HEROES as the mission has ended in Afghanistan for our Canadian ForcesHope to see many of you there

ON Events

2930 Haldimand Road 20 Cayuga1st Annual Autism Rodeo amp Family Day Charity Event to raise funds for Autism

11am-5pm Family Time bull Live bands ~ TBAbull Kids Gamesbull Face Paintingbull Free BBQ amp Drink with admission

5pm-2am Adults ONLY~Rodeo Timebull Motorcycle Gamesbull Show N Shine bull Pig Roastbull Live Bands ~ TBAbull Beer Kegs

Overnight Camping (Adults Only) Sponsors

raquo Motorcycle Enhancements raquo Tattz AndCompany raquo Black widow paintball amp Airsoftl raquo Mainway Sports raquo Action Auto raquo Paula Manto Swick Registered Disability

Savings Plan Rep raquo CrazeePaint Airbrushing

VendorsTattz AndCompanyBlack widow Paintball amp AirsoftPaula Manto Swick Registered Disability Savings Plan Rep

All proceeds go to Autism Awarenes

Autism Rodeo amp Family Day - August 2nd 2014

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ON Events

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ON Events

Why a round pizza gets delivered in a square box

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ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo Winner of Combined SOAR and RACE Events Get CSBK National Support (csbkca)This Ontario motorcycle roadracing season sanctioning groups SOAR and RACE are working together with a pair of Series race

weekends SOAR is hosting the RACE group at Grand Bend Raceway on June 13-15 while RACE returns the favor by hosting SOAR racers at Shannonville Motorsport Park June 27-29 As part of this co-promotion Dunlop racing tire distributor Pro 6 Cycle and the National Mopar CSBK organizing group have also joined up to provide a special bonus for Amateur Sport Bike

Continued Next Page

Dunlop Amateur Showdown winner to get National support

Sports - News Events

ADULTA person who has stopped

growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle

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class (approx 600cc) competitors A two round points-paying Series will recognize the appropriate Sport Bike-type class races at the SOAR and RACE-hosted events determining the top rising star in that category The racer who achieves the best combined result from the two race ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo will receive a competition award sponsoring their entry for the final Amateur Sport Bike Mopar CSBK National rounds at Canadian Tire Motorsport Park August 15-17Dunlop distributor Pro 6 Cycle and CSBK will supply competitor entry and racing tires to the winner of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo for the

CTMP National weekend The entry will include both Saturday and Sunday Amateur Sport Bike double header rounds with the successful Amateur competitor receiving a maximum of six Dunlop DOT-type class appropriate racing tires for use during the three day eventThe winning competitor must not have held a Pro motorcycle roadracing License nor can they have competed in more than two previous National races SOAR and RACE organizers will be the final judges of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo and ensure that all competitors respect the structure and spirit of the bonus competitionFor more information please check the SOAR (soaracingca) and RACE Events (Shannonvillecom) official web sites

Sports - News Events

DatesMay 16thJune 20thJuly 25thAugust 15thSeptember 12th

Registration opens at 5pm on the day of the event followed by racing at 7pm All racers must havevalid motorcycle drivers licensefull faced Snell 05 approved helmetgauntlet style leather glovesleather jacketleather bootscompetitors exceeding 120 mph will be required to wear full leathersMotorcycles must be in good working order and will be required to pass tech inspection prior to their first pass CLICK HERE for additional information on the Mission Raceway Park and their street legal Friday night races

2014 CMDRA Bracket Racing at Mission Raceway

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Sports Events

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

THE 27th

THREE DAY

May 171819 ndash 2014 ndash at Scotch Creek

All usual Classes ndash Entry $25 per day - $10 Vintage - Kids free

The Old Guy in 1971

Dean Seaman 2014

171819 ndash 2014 ndash171819 ndash 2014 ndash

This year the event will enter a new era with a two day Modern Trial

Total results will count for the overall Championship

Round 2 in Rocky Mountain House ABRound 3 in Ymir BC

We also have planned a Kids Trialon the Saturday night for

Both Electric and engine powered bikes Camping is good with Porta -Potties on site

Call for details of Motels etc

Phone Outlaw Dave for further info (250) 545-6139Directions - Follow the road to Scotch Creek from Hiway one West of Sorrento Then turn left

At Leopold road at the top of the hill after you leave town (Tire sign on left) red arrows from that point

A big thanks to the land owners for the use of this fantastic area

Modern Trial - Saturday amp Sunday - Vintage Monday Start time 10am all three days

13 13 13 13 13 13

For13 Immediate13 Release13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 May13 813 201413 13 CMDRA13 Announces13 Revised13 201413 Schedule13 13 The13 Canadian13 Motorcycle13 Drag13 Racing13 Association13 is13 releasing13 details13 of13 their13 updated13 201413 schedule13 The13 six13 race13 series13 which13 includes13 events13 in13 British13 Columbia13 Alberta13 and13 Ontario13 required13 revision13 following13 the13 unexpected13 announcement13 of13 the13 suspension13 of13 operations13 at13 one13 of13 the13 venues13 included13 in13 the13 original13 schedule13 13

Revised13 201413 Schedule13 June13 141513 13 Grand13 Bend13 Motorplex13 Grand13 Bend13 ON13 June13 2213 (113 day13 event)13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 July13 121313 13 13 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13 August13 232413 13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 Fort13 St13 John13 BC13 September13 6713 13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 September13 272813 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13

13

13 13

13 CMDRA13 Executive13 Director13 Kevin13 Shupac13 commented13 ldquoThe13 CMDRA13 is13 sincerely13 thankful13 for13 the13 support13 the13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 and13 Castrol13 Raceway13 and13 all13 of13 the13 tracks13 the13 CMDRA13 will13 visit13 in13 201413 We13 would13 also13 like13 to13 thank13 our13 members13 for13 their13 patience13 during13 the13 past13 four13 weeksrdquo13 13 13

13 13

infocmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 13 wwwcmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 1877580900813 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 TwitterCMDRA201413 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 Facebook13 CMDRA13

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR After your hands become coated with

grease your nose will begin to itch

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Did you know that BeltDriveBettycom has the most comprehensive database of Canadian Riding Clubs on the on the internet Wersquove revamped our Riding Club directory and wersquod like to know what you think Itrsquos indexed by Province and by Type of Riding Club for easy browsing

bull Brand Specificbull Cruising and Touringbull Military bull Lifestylebull Occupation-Relatedbull Rider Rights and Freedomsbull Vintagebull Sportsbull Womenrsquos Riding Clubsbull Motorcycle Ministries

httpwwwbeltdrivebettycomcommunityriding-clubs

TIP OF THE WEEK RIDING CLUBS section REVAMPED

on Facebook has photo albums for each province and month filled with tons of events

httpwwwfacebookcomCanadianMotorcycleEventsphotos_albums

Visit our page and go to the photos link once there click on albums to find the Province and month you are interested in

You can also use our national calendars at wwwcanadianmotorcycleeventscom - filled with even more event information you can sort them right down to only one province and they are highly shareable

Our CANADIAN MOTORCYCLE EVENTS

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

ldquoIf yoursquore going to kill each other do it outside I just finished cleaningrdquo

Website Tip of the Week

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Tides roll in and tides roll out

There arenrsquot too many things in life that are predictable but ocean tides are one of them

Our family just returned from a short vacation on a Vancouver Island beach and I found the tides fascinating

Incoming tides covered the beach and at high tide you could literally see all the sandcastles wood forts and creations literally disappear under the water never to be seen again

The outgoing tides revealed a clean fresh canvas and some sea-life caught in the tidal pools left behind or laying helplessly on the beach Seagulls swooped down to shell covered areas of the beach in search of oysters that had been stranded on the half kilometer sandy beach as the eagles hovered above looking for their next snack

I could not help but think about the lsquoTides of Lifersquo where we know that until our number comes up and we face eternal judgment each day the sun will come up we will spend time with those people whom we love (family friends) and with people whom we would most likely prefer not to be spending time with (school work) and we will experience all the good and not so good that the

tides of life bring our way Night will come and in the morning we will repeat the cycle all over again

As a born-again believer I felt the tide analogy was an appropriate one The ocean washes away everything left on the beach and when we ask Christ for the forgiveness of our sins he literally washes them away Check out this verse from ldquoOur Ownerrsquos Manual for Liferdquo found in Psalm 103 verse 12 ldquoHe has removed our sins as far from us as the east is from the westrdquo

Our biker church exists to take the ldquoGood Newsrdquo and the ldquoSalvation Messagerdquo to un-churched bikers here on the West Coast In fact our prayer is that the Holy Spirit would become like a raging wildfire touching the hearts and lives of bikers resulting in an assurance of eternity with our Jesus in heaven and a life on this earth that takes on new meaning and purpose

If you think riding your scoot along a seaside highway on a hot summerrsquos day is something special just wait until you do it when Jesus Christ is at the controls of your lifehellip there is no greater lsquohighrsquo and bigger lsquorushrsquo than this All it takes is a few short words ask Jesus to forgive you for your sins tell him you that you want him to be Lord of your life Follow this up with prayer and bible reading and oh yeahhellip believe that he does in fact lsquohave your backrsquo in this life

Ride safe Ride true

Pastor Chuck

Canadian Riders Support Program Network

By joining the Canadian Riders Support Program you volunteer to provide assistance to broken down riders in your area This assistance may include providing information about nearby repair shops towing accommodations making phone calls providing directions etc While some Canadian Riders have expressed that they would be able to provide help with tools wrenching towing and even temporary accommodations the level of assistance you may provide is totally up to you as you feel comfortable and safe to do soLetrsquos face it most of us have been there away from home and broke down by the side of the road Canadian Rider Members are also listed in Belt Drive Bettyrsquos Little Black Book a resource directory currently carried in the saddlebags of thousands of Canadian Riders As a ldquoThank Yourdquo from Belt Drive Betty Canadian Riders Support Network Members receive The Busted Knuckle Chronicles E-Subscription free of charge

Come join us at httpwwwcanadianridersca

Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events

Pastor Chuck

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G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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ON - Events

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ON News - ON Events

If everything seems to be going well you have obviously

overlooked something

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Classified Ad of the Week

2002 Tiny Mite Cargo Trailer

Stock CTRL0033 Colour Blue Features Very clean trailer in excellent condition tons of storage good quality cargo trailer at a good price

Price $ 2495 CAD NO GST

Contact

Trike Zone

(780) 389-3344

Mulhurst Bay AB

Email edwardtrikezonecom

ON Events - Classified AD of the Week

Upcoming ON EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

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Join Veterans Law Enforement First Responders and their supporters from both Canada and the US on this overnight cross border ride to Wenatchee Washington June 7th 2014Check out httpcanamveteransrideweeblycom for details laquoHalf The Fun is Getting Thereraquo

Support Our Troops

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Support Our Troops

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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Support Our Troops

Upcoming SOT EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

Are you a veteran who owns a businessWould you like to promote your products or services but find advertising expensive

Get 50 off your first 6 months of advertisingContact Belt Drive Betty to find out about the

Veteranrsquos Business Starter Programbdbettygmailcom

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Tee Shirts Patches amp More in the BDB Store

We appreciate your support

wwwbdbstorecom

QC EVENTS

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What did the elephant say to the naked man How do you breathe through that

tiny thing

Ah lsquoFridayrsquo my second favorite F-word

August 7 - 10 2014 - In the Heart of Downtown MonctonThe MotoMoncton Festival was first launched in August of 2011 with motorcyclists from near and taking over Monctonrsquos downtown core This three-day event featured motorcycle stunt shows a burnout competition group rides throughout Southeastern New Brunswick a bike cruise through Moncton live entertainment on Main Street and much moreIn 2012 the City of Moncton was pleased to host another weekend of motorcycle madness in downtown Moncton and to welcome bikers from across the region and across the country as the city hosted both MotoMoncton and the 17th Canadian National Harley Owners Group Rally Moncton was honoured to be chosen as host city for this national event and together with MotoMoncton the HOG Rally proved to be yet another exciting motorcycle weekend in the cityThis past August 2013 MotoMoncton organizers were yet again pleased to host another successful weekend of exciting activity with thousands visiting the festival grounds throughout the weekend

The festival an initiative of the City of Moncton is made possible by the support of various partners including Downtown Moncton Centre-Ville Inc various local motorcycle dealers and clubs and other community partners

For more information and sponsorship enquiries please contact 506-383-7020 506-877-7700 of by Email infomotomonctoncaOr visit motomonctonca

MOTO MONCTON NB EVENTS

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What are three words a woman never wants to hear when shersquos making love ldquoHoney Irsquom homerdquo

NB EVENTS

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club would be very pleased if you would help support our up coming charity event in support of the DECH Childrenrsquos Ward

This year our Toy Ride takes place June 14th 2014 We are celebrating our 30th Ride Register early to receive a limited Edition 30th Anniversary Shirt

Registration forms online at

httpfrederictonmotorcycleclubcaHomephp

The ride begins at the parking lot of the Canadian Tire Two Nations Crossing (North Side) On site registration between 930 am amp 1045 am Ride begins at 11 am sharp

The Motorcyclist will enjoy a scenic country ride via Nashwack Bridge to Stanley At the Stanley school there will be a barbeque Show-N-Shine 5050 draw silent auction etc

The group will return via the Royal Road ending up at the DECH for the presentations of the Toys and monies raised to the Child Life Unit of the DECH

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club has been the most consistent supporter of the DECH Childrenrsquos Life Unit since 1985 All of the funds raised and Toys collected go to the hospitalized Children

Please share this email with all your friends Help us Brighten A Childrsquos Stay

Fredricton Motorcycle Club Toy Ride

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Where Royal Canadian Legion Branch 350 Port DalhousieWhen Saturday 7 June Blessing starts 11am followed by the Show and Shine

Show and Shine Entry fee $1000

11 trophies up for grabsbull Best in Show 1st 2nd 3rd placebull Best cruiser 1st amp 2nd placebull Best touring 1st and 2nd placebull Best sport bike 1st amp 2nd placebull Best sport touring 1st amp 2nd place

BBQ burgers and sausage on a bun for sale 5050 draw coffee and donutsAll proceeds to support the Royal Canadian Legion Port DalhousieI challenge all Bike clubs in the Niagara area to attend this wonderful event Hosted by the Working Stiffs Riding ClubCanadian Legion Branch 350 Located at 600 Ontario St St Catharines ON L2N 7P8 (Known as Port Dalhousie ) 905-934-1261 Please use Joe Caruso as a contact andor myself Joes email address is kawasaki07bellnet andor faronleonardhotmailcom Thank You look forward to meeting some day

Blessing of the Motorbikersquos and Show and Shine

NB News Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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Actor WisdomThere are four questions of value in lifehellip What is sacred Of what is the spirit made What is worth living for and what is worth dying for The answer to each is the same Only love~ Johnny Depp

Polymath WisdomBelieve none of what you hear and half of what you see- Benjamin Franklin

Spiritual Leader WisdomHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else yoursquore the one who gets burned ~ Buddha

Educator WisdomPeople who consider themselves victims of their circumstances will always remain victims unless they develop a greater vision for their lives ~ Stedman Graham~

Spiritual Teacher WisdomIt is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living ~ Eckhart Tolle

Lithographer WisdomA positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort ndash Herm Albright

I just got back from a pleasure trip I took my mother-in-law to

the airport

WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events

R RWYZWMNrsquoSWORDS TO THE WISE

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Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

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I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

Select Arrows to view events

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A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

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Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

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  • In Search Of Lost Indians
  • BC Events
  • International News Events
  • National Events
  • From the Depths of File 13 - I Hate Mondays
  • AB News - Events
  • David Pocock - AB Events
  • Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events
  • RAGE - SK Events
  • SK Events
  • Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle
  • Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List
  • bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events
  • SK News - Word Search
  • SK News Events
  • MB Events
  • The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener
  • Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful
  • ON News Events
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  • sport - News Events
  • Sports Events
  • Website Tip of the Week
  • Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events
  • ON Events
  • ON Events - Classified AD of the Week
  • Support Our Troops
  • QC Events
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  • NB News Events
  • WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events
  • NS Events
  • NL Events
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FreedomIt is a hard concept to really truly wrap your mind around We here in the west are quick to pound our chest and proclaim that we are the proud and free The sad thing is freedom is a mirage lingering on the horizon For many of us we work an honest day work ride our bikes in the mean time we complain about politics to our friends but we never really do anything about it other than some grumbles We could be plopped down in any part of the world and our lives would change very little That is not freedom - only the allusion of freedom

As we sit idly by watching our police forces militarize we blindly seek out more rules more regulations Irsquom not sure what the tipping point was what had caused us to shift our focus from freedom true freedom to regulation I do remember growing up in the seventies We didnrsquot have clasps and locks on the cabinets our mothers never absently minded left us in the kitchen by ourselves When I was bad in school I was sent to the Principalrsquos office and was punished by a leather strap across my behind (I still donrsquot swear)

Trying out for sport teams was a try out Not everyone made the team The ones that didnrsquot spent the year shooting pucks into pails snagging baseballs rolling off of roofs until we were good enough to make the team the next year We had winners and losers and even in the playground

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

Continued Next Page

-bad Uncle Monkey

bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events

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when the next goal won each and every one of us knew exactly what the score was and who the real winner was It drove us to be better Sports were not for everyone though Those that didnrsquot excel on the field read books created art Of my friends growing up some went on to play in the NHL my cousin is a mover and shaker in Silicon Valley designing and programming many of the things we use today Others became mechanics and plumbers-the blue collar workers who keep this world running Yet others became doctors and lawyers others became successful actors and musicians teachers and mothers But somewhere someone decide to level the playing field that we were all special little stars Everyone made the team everyone got a medal That it wasnrsquot fair that someone would succeed where others couldnrsquot That parenting should fall on someone elsersquos shoulder - daycares teachers the government Society forgot that it was suppose to be harder for the asthma kid with the deformed leg to play sports Society forgot that those disadvantaged who truly wanted and worked hard still found success We threw away personal responsibility personal accountability If a person backs over a kid in their driveway its not because they are a bad driver

not because they are a bad parent not because they were not paying attention - it is because the company didnrsquot put sensors on the back of the car If a kid shoots up a school its not because of mental illness not because of bad parenting or teaching

- its because the government didnrsquot take away our guns (Considering the recent rash of stabbings in schools and malls it is obvious that person will use any and all things) Each of these small steps was on our freedom pushing it a little farther down into the dirt Our last freedom is freedom of speech that Irsquom allowed to speak my mind here Freedom as long as Irsquom mindful of sponsors event organizersWhen will we regain our freedom Should we regain our freedom Read K Randall Ballrsquos Sam Chopper Orwell to find out what will happen if we donrsquot

-bad Uncle Monkey

E K D M Q T V M Y M B M M G I S M T S O Y E M N T E I E E Q Z X E E A E O O B R I A H N P N I J R A N C L D G B C C A C H S B A C I T D I L U E I M S H I I E T A G S R I D E N D G M U T A M D T R I E K C N R N M E R I D E N U N L U L O A E E H M M C E M N R G A E O U G N M M P S Z R O M E A I M F M V M C M E N S T R U A L R R R A N K E Y H N M H I V V W O P E O X N C R A N S F A A S B M Z M Y R M J S U Y A E L L D A E T S E R E M E M T M M S E M E M O R I A L I Z E M L E E W Z X C A E M E N A C I N G U R N A I L E H P O T S I H P E M C A A O R M E R I T E D X N E L U I C G H O R T Q X S A Y L E R E M T I E Z M Q M E K V R R W V Z B D N O R C E W S I T I H P E M L B N E U Y P M S H R E T I R O M E M X M S

MEMORANDUMBOOKMEMORIALISTMEMORIALIZEMEMORIALSMEMORITERMEMORIZEMEMSAHIBMENACINGMENAGEMENAGERYMENDICANCYMENDICANTMENDICATEMENDICITYMENSES

MENSTRUALMENSTRUUMMENTICULTUREMEPHISTOPHELIANMEPHITICMEPHITISMERACIOUSMERCATUREMERCHANGMANMERELLESMERELYMERESTEADMERFOLKMERGEDMERITED

Continued from Previous Page

bad Uncle Monkey - Word Search Belt Drive BettyrsquosWordsearchR R

How come we put a man on the moon before realizing it would be a good idea to put

wheels on suitcases

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SK News Events

Dare to KnowWhat your body

needs to heal itself

The BodyTalk Systemwith Practitioner Bev Groot

To book an appointment or find out more about the BodyTalk System call

3069815686

Upcoming SK EventsAll Events

Select arrows to view events

You might be a redneck if yoursquove been married 3 times and you still have the

same in laws

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MB Events

My mother taught me about TIME TRAVELldquoIf you donrsquot straighten up Irsquom going to knock you into the middle of next weekrdquo

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The Grande Prairie Toys for Tots season opener

by Belt Drive Betty

Our local Grande Prairie Toys for Tots group hosts a number of events all riding seasonThe first of those events was their annual swap meet which was held at the Army Navy Air Force Club on Saturday May 10thThere was great participation from the business community with vendors like Bear Biker Wear coming all the way from Bonnyville and Bentleyrsquos from Crestomere in central Alberta adding to the local vendorsA couple of the riding clubs were on hand and I got to interview Manimal of the Chozen Breed and Barb from the Iron Sirens ndash two great local riding clubs that are growing here in Grande Prairie

in search of

lost indians

Pages 1 - 8by Ken Aiken

Continued Next Page

Bentleys Motosicle Pain Tin

Contents

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener

35-37 The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener38-39 Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful40-44 ON News Events45-48 ON Events49-50 Sport - News Events51 Sports Events52 Website Tip of the Week53 Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events54-56 ON Events57 ON Events - Classified AD of the Week58-60 Support Our Troops61 QC Events62 Moto Moncton NB Events63 NB Events64 NB News Events65 WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events66-68 NS Events69-70 NL Events

Irsquove been in love with the same woman or 49 years If my wife ever

finds out shersquoll kill me

RR

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I also got some time with Jamie the new president of Toys for Tots and Seth the new vice presidentThese two along with the rest of the board and volunteers did a great job of organizing the event and by the looks of things they are on to a

ragingly successful season They have a ton of events planned to support our local kidsOther vendors included Uncle Buckrsquos ndash they make the BEST beef jerky around this part of the country and members of the Grandview Hutterite colony were out with some amazing gloves both gauntlets and working gloves The quality of the tanning dying and stitching is utterly fabulous Righteous Cycles was the only local bike shop on hand but they had lots to offerA wide variety of parts were on hand for almost

every brand of motorcycle out there and there were some jewelry and clothing vendors on hand as wellThere were only two vacant tables The traffic was good and the ANAVETS club did a brisk business selling breakfast and later lunchThe one thing I love about these season opener events is that a person gets to see people that

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Chozen Breed Booth

Bear and Penny Bear and his bride Penny

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Continued from Previous Pagehave been in hibernation all winter Heck I saw people that I havenrsquot seen in two and three years and it was fantasticOur local Toys for Tots does amazing work in our community and they deserve the support of every dealer and rider in the region Their next event is the Kneez in the Breeze run on May 24th Check out their poster and if you can consider attending

it I know that I had a blast last yearI myself have to be at my Defense Fund Poker Run in Nisku at Blackjacks but if you are in Grande Prairie and area and are looking for a great group to ride and share the day with you wonrsquot find much finer that the guys and gals of Grande Prairie Toys for Tots

- BDB

Righteous Cycles

Righteous Cycles

Randy Cholach and sister Patty

Iron Sirens Booth

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Itrsquos a beautiful day and you feel like going for a ride on your ATV UTV or motorcycle On the trails along the roads and waterways or on the edge of the woods there are sometimes toxic plants that are dangerous to our health Poison Ivy is more common but others are not as well known such as Giant Hogweed To help you identify them when you make stops during these rides let me show in this article three toxic plants that you may come acrossGiant HogweedShort story Originating in the Caucasus it was probably introduced to North America as an ornamental plant It has since taken root and become widespread in many European countries as well as Australia New Zealand the United States and Canada In Quebec it is considered to be an invasive alien plantDescription It can measure 2 to 5 metres high and 30 centimetres to 1 metre after mowing or cutting Its stem is robust covered in white hairs and raspberry red to purple spots spread out and well defined The leaves can reach up to 15 metres

wide by 3 metres longToxic part Its sap (a colourless odourless liquid secreted by all parts of the plant)Effects Contact with the sap followed by exposure to the sun is odourless but can produce dermatitis up to 48 hours after exposure This is characterized by redness of the skin and swelling blisters or even skin lesions at times serious resembling first or second-degree burnsPlaces Disturbed wetlands (along waterways

ditches roads etc)Take note After the wounds heal brown or white spots can linger for many months or even years on the affected areas and they can remain sensitive to the lightCanadian provinces where it is found British Columbia Ontario Quebec New BrunswickSources Deacutevelopppement durable Environnement Faune et Parcs du gouvernement du Queacutebec Santeacute et services sociaux du Queacutebec (French version only) Espace pour la vie de MontreacutealWild ParsnipDescription The flowers have light yellow-green umbels The first year the plant generally presents a low rosette of fusiform leaves while the roots are developing and flowers in the second year on a long stem before dying

Continued Next Page

V I S I T U S A T

W W W K I M P E X N E W S C O MW W W K I M P E X C O M

Hog Weed

Wild Parsnip

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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Toxic part Its sapEffects Like the Giant Hogweed its sap contains chemical products which on human skin can cause reactions similar to serious burns rashes or blistersPlaces Disturbed environments (abandoned yards open fields alongside roads etc)Take note The plantrsquos chemical composition is known to reduce weight gain and decrease fertility in cattle that eat itCanadian provinces where it is found In all provinces and territories with the exception of NunavutSources Canadian Biodiversity Information Facility from Governement of Canada Ministry of Natural Resources from Governement of OntarioPoison IvyDescription A woody perennial plant with creeping climbing or bushy glossy leaves

Toxic part Its sap contains a toxic resin (present in all parts of the plant except the pollen) Any contact with a broken part of the plant a contaminated object or an animal runs the risk of provoking a reaction The seriousness of the reaction depends on individual sensitivity the amount of sap in contact with the skin and exposed areas of the body

Effects A rash manifested by intense itching and redness Swelling and blisters can also be seen all usually between 24 to 48 hours after contact

Places River banks clearings the edge of the woods along roads etc

Take note Inhalation of smoke coming from burning Poison Ivy plants provokes an extremely painful eruption of the lining of the lungs which can lead to respiratory problems and even death

Canadian provinces where it is found In all provinces with the exception of Newfoundland-Labrador

Sources Governement of Canada Health Espace pour la vie Montreacuteal

Continued from Previous Page

Poison Ivy

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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On May 7th the official Road Captain was announced for the 4th Annual Bob Probert Ride This yearrsquos honourary grand marshal is the beautifully talented Emmy Award nominated Jacqueline MacInnes

Wood Thatrsquos right our very own hometown Canadian actress disc jockey singer television host and skilled motorcycle rider will lead the estimated 1100 motorcycles on June 22nd from Thunder Road Harley-Davidson Born in Windsor Ontario she is best known for her role as Steffy Forrester on the long-running American soap opera The Bold and the Beautiful She is also the younger sister to Dani Probert the Event Co-Chair for the Bob Probert RideFor the past four years riders in vests leather boots and blue jeans revved their

engines honouring the late hockey player Bob Probert while benefitting cardiac care at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Itrsquos a fitting tribute given that Bob was a Harley-Davidson enthusiast himself and also loved participating in charity ridesJacqueline now joins the small list of past

Continued Next Page

Mike Bechard

2014 Bob Probert Ride Media LaunchON News Events

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road captains such as former hockey players and Bobrsquos teammates Tony Amonte Sheldon Kennedy and Chris Chelios All of whom led a brigade of motorcycles following a scenic routearound Windsor and Essex County riding along the water and through the county settings showcasing the arearsquos beautyThe route has planned stops in Amherstburg Colchester Belle River and the Riverside Sportsmenrsquos Club mdashthe final stop Each stop is unique and gives the riders an opportunity to get something to eat and drink while a chance to win some awesome prizes like autographed Original Six jerseysBob Probert was a local hockey icon and an enforcer who played in the National Hockey League

Continued from Previous Page

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for 16 seasons with the Detroit Red Wings and the Chicago Blackhawks He passed away in 2010 after suffering a heart attack while on his boat out on Lake St Clair Dani Probert Bobrsquos widow has been organizing the memorial ride since its inception in 2011 That year was especially significant because

it was the first year that she was actually able to process the overwhelming amount of supportIn the last three years motorcyclists werenrsquot the only ones who turned out for the memorial ridemdashthousands of spectators stood at the side of the road to cheer the riders on at the different stops All participants of the Bob Probert Ride have risen over $300000 to fund the expansion of the cardiac care unit at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Windsor unfortunately has one of the highest rates of cardiac emergencies in Canada and there is not enough room to meet the demands As a result routine procedures are often rescheduled to make way for emergency cases Dani Probert and the hospital boardrsquos ultimate goal are to make the unit open 247 and have two beds available for angioplasty instead of just oneItrsquos hard to put into words how the communityrsquos support has helped Dani and her four children Brogan Tierney Jack and Declyn after such an immense loss In addition the family looks forward to this yearrsquos ride being even bigger with riders from

all over including Michigan paying homage to their father ldquoThe Enforcerrdquo Bob ProbertThe date for the 2014 Bob Probert Ride is June 22nd and all up-to-date information can be found on the website wwwprobertridecomRide safe ride freeMike ldquoChopperrdquo Bechard

Continued from Previous Page

ON News Events

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The 2014 ldquoRide for MSrdquo now in its 6th year is on Sunday September 21 2014 Shar Good Event Organizer recounts ldquoIt has been a learning experience receiving the help of Mike Bechard of the Lone Wolf Clubhouse back in the beginning to bring to life my dream of an event such as this since my diagnosis of Multiple

Sclerosis in 1985 I wanted to make a difference and help in any way I couldrdquo Good explains ldquoMultiple Sclerosis is the most commonly diagnosed neurological disease found in individuals between the ages of 15 to 40mdashthis area of Southwestern Ontario has a high number of affected people Reports from local neurologists tell us that approximately 700 to 800 citizens in our area have been diagnosedGood went on to say ldquoAll motorcycle riders are welcome to participate in the Ride for MS poker run to benefit the Windsor-Essex County Chapter of the MS Society of Canada This great ride starts and ends with a full course family style dinner at the Columbus Center of South Windsor 2014 Columbus Drive in Windsor Registration begins at 900AM and will run until 1030AM Registration Fees are as follows Rider $30 (FREE with $100 in Pledges) Passenger $20 (Free with $100 in Pledges) Participants are encouraged to collect pledges to receive pledge awards that start at $200 with Gas Cards awarded for pledges starting at $250 The Pledge Award Tier is provided on the pledge sheet available for download at wwwlonewolfclubhousecom and wwwmssocietycachaptersessexcommunityhtm The first stop of the poker run will be The Leaf in Windsor where you are welcome to have a full breakfast from the menu followed by stops at The

Sandbar Waterfront Grill (providing lunch specials) Birdiersquos Perch out in Leamington (providing FREE bottled water) the Pelee Island Winery in Kingsville (providing FREE wine tasting) Crabby Joersquos in Essex with the last optional stop being at Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery where you will receive a 6th optional card for your poker handrdquo Shar goes on to explain the 6th poker stop is optional giving you an extra chance to get either the Best or Worst Poker Hand of the day and win a prize for each Six stops in total are allocated along the 100 mile route Itrsquos so much fun itrsquos wonderful to be able to host a fundraiser that puts a smile on everyonersquos facerdquo Once back at the Columbus Center of S Windsor there is a family style dinner and an opportunity to participate in a 5050 Draw a Chinese Auction and a Gift Certificate Grab Bag There are Door Prizes for the ride participants using their Free Door Prize ticket they received upon Registration Good goes on to welcome non-riders as there are DINNER ONLY TICKETS available for $25 each and when purchasing in a set of 2 tickets a tax receipt for $20 will be issued Shar reiterates ldquoBikers Sponsors Volunteers amp Contributors to the event make it happen We have been blessed in the past and again this year with this event being sponsored by DIAMOND SPONSORSHIPS Biz X The Leaf Families First amp Leather King and RUBY SPONSORSHIPS UNIFOR Local 444 Robinson Motorcycle Avon Canada Fran Sales CrsquoEst Bon Lone Wolf Clubhouse Comfort Inn Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery Pelee Island Winery Sandbar Waterfront Grill Steversquos Auto Shine Birdiersquos Perch Canadian Tire (Tecumseh Rd E Windsor) Molson Coors and Belt Drive Betty The contributions of businesses in our community of door prizes and auction items add personality to the event

Good is happy to report ldquoTo date the Ride for MS has raised $33900 that has been used in assisting those with MS to subsidize the purchase of much needed assisted that enhance the quality of their

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livesrdquo As Event Planner amp Creator Good observes first hand how the money raised facilitates those living with multiple sclerosis Having MS herself she works with the Windsor-Essex County Chapter as a past board member aiding their membership almost on a daily basis Good reflects on her past involvement with the society and what she learned ldquoI was amazed with how much the special equipment cost and was surprised with the amounts that were not covered The depths that the society had to go through to make sure people with MS got

the equipment they needed when they needed it amazed merdquo This is where the Ride for MS and the funds raised from this event come into play ldquoThe society informs the participant of this event annually at the dinner as to how the funds raised were used which is importantrdquo says Good ldquothe feeling you get when a recipient of these funds find out you are a participant of the event that helped them obtain a piece of equipment gives you a hug and says thank you is surrealrdquoJoin us on Sunday September 21st and make someonersquos wish for a better quality of life become a reality For more information you may contact Shar at (519) 798-3858 or by email at shar54xplornetca SUBJECT Ride for MS

ON News Events

Whatever you do in life always give 100 Unless yoursquore

donating blood

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Grand Bendrsquos ldquoVintage Bike DaysrdquoThis years Annual ldquoShow amp Shinerdquo event will be held in Grand Bend and takes place on Sunday July 20 2014 from 1000am until around 1pm right on Grand Bendrsquos Main Street (exact location will be announced soon)Again this year there is no registration fee no official judging no vendors and itrsquos NOT a swap-meet but there will be a group ride from Main Street to the Grand Bend MOTORPLEX Raceway

to enjoy the Vintage Road Racing Associations ldquoSUMMER CLASSICrdquo EventVintage related club and group displays are encouragedJust show up and proudly show off your scooters and motorcycles All makes and models of Vintage amp Classic bikes are most welcomeFind us on Facebook httpwwwfacebookcompagesGrand-Bends-Vintage-Bike-Days204561802964090sk=wallampapp_data

HHR RouteDetails are here We are assembling in front of the HQ building at CFB Trenton with the ride departing at 1145 Due to some issues related to our permit that could not be resolved in the short time remaining before our Ride we in the interest in safety and the show must go on have decided to move our Rally to the Whitby Entertainment Centrum This is where the ride will end It is the same location as our assembly last yearJoin us as we welcome home our HEROES as the mission has ended in Afghanistan for our Canadian ForcesHope to see many of you there

ON Events

2930 Haldimand Road 20 Cayuga1st Annual Autism Rodeo amp Family Day Charity Event to raise funds for Autism

11am-5pm Family Time bull Live bands ~ TBAbull Kids Gamesbull Face Paintingbull Free BBQ amp Drink with admission

5pm-2am Adults ONLY~Rodeo Timebull Motorcycle Gamesbull Show N Shine bull Pig Roastbull Live Bands ~ TBAbull Beer Kegs

Overnight Camping (Adults Only) Sponsors

raquo Motorcycle Enhancements raquo Tattz AndCompany raquo Black widow paintball amp Airsoftl raquo Mainway Sports raquo Action Auto raquo Paula Manto Swick Registered Disability

Savings Plan Rep raquo CrazeePaint Airbrushing

VendorsTattz AndCompanyBlack widow Paintball amp AirsoftPaula Manto Swick Registered Disability Savings Plan Rep

All proceeds go to Autism Awarenes

Autism Rodeo amp Family Day - August 2nd 2014

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ON Events

Why a round pizza gets delivered in a square box

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ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo Winner of Combined SOAR and RACE Events Get CSBK National Support (csbkca)This Ontario motorcycle roadracing season sanctioning groups SOAR and RACE are working together with a pair of Series race

weekends SOAR is hosting the RACE group at Grand Bend Raceway on June 13-15 while RACE returns the favor by hosting SOAR racers at Shannonville Motorsport Park June 27-29 As part of this co-promotion Dunlop racing tire distributor Pro 6 Cycle and the National Mopar CSBK organizing group have also joined up to provide a special bonus for Amateur Sport Bike

Continued Next Page

Dunlop Amateur Showdown winner to get National support

Sports - News Events

ADULTA person who has stopped

growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle

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class (approx 600cc) competitors A two round points-paying Series will recognize the appropriate Sport Bike-type class races at the SOAR and RACE-hosted events determining the top rising star in that category The racer who achieves the best combined result from the two race ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo will receive a competition award sponsoring their entry for the final Amateur Sport Bike Mopar CSBK National rounds at Canadian Tire Motorsport Park August 15-17Dunlop distributor Pro 6 Cycle and CSBK will supply competitor entry and racing tires to the winner of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo for the

CTMP National weekend The entry will include both Saturday and Sunday Amateur Sport Bike double header rounds with the successful Amateur competitor receiving a maximum of six Dunlop DOT-type class appropriate racing tires for use during the three day eventThe winning competitor must not have held a Pro motorcycle roadracing License nor can they have competed in more than two previous National races SOAR and RACE organizers will be the final judges of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo and ensure that all competitors respect the structure and spirit of the bonus competitionFor more information please check the SOAR (soaracingca) and RACE Events (Shannonvillecom) official web sites

Sports - News Events

DatesMay 16thJune 20thJuly 25thAugust 15thSeptember 12th

Registration opens at 5pm on the day of the event followed by racing at 7pm All racers must havevalid motorcycle drivers licensefull faced Snell 05 approved helmetgauntlet style leather glovesleather jacketleather bootscompetitors exceeding 120 mph will be required to wear full leathersMotorcycles must be in good working order and will be required to pass tech inspection prior to their first pass CLICK HERE for additional information on the Mission Raceway Park and their street legal Friday night races

2014 CMDRA Bracket Racing at Mission Raceway

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Sports Events

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

THE 27th

THREE DAY

May 171819 ndash 2014 ndash at Scotch Creek

All usual Classes ndash Entry $25 per day - $10 Vintage - Kids free

The Old Guy in 1971

Dean Seaman 2014

171819 ndash 2014 ndash171819 ndash 2014 ndash

This year the event will enter a new era with a two day Modern Trial

Total results will count for the overall Championship

Round 2 in Rocky Mountain House ABRound 3 in Ymir BC

We also have planned a Kids Trialon the Saturday night for

Both Electric and engine powered bikes Camping is good with Porta -Potties on site

Call for details of Motels etc

Phone Outlaw Dave for further info (250) 545-6139Directions - Follow the road to Scotch Creek from Hiway one West of Sorrento Then turn left

At Leopold road at the top of the hill after you leave town (Tire sign on left) red arrows from that point

A big thanks to the land owners for the use of this fantastic area

Modern Trial - Saturday amp Sunday - Vintage Monday Start time 10am all three days

13 13 13 13 13 13

For13 Immediate13 Release13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 May13 813 201413 13 CMDRA13 Announces13 Revised13 201413 Schedule13 13 The13 Canadian13 Motorcycle13 Drag13 Racing13 Association13 is13 releasing13 details13 of13 their13 updated13 201413 schedule13 The13 six13 race13 series13 which13 includes13 events13 in13 British13 Columbia13 Alberta13 and13 Ontario13 required13 revision13 following13 the13 unexpected13 announcement13 of13 the13 suspension13 of13 operations13 at13 one13 of13 the13 venues13 included13 in13 the13 original13 schedule13 13

Revised13 201413 Schedule13 June13 141513 13 Grand13 Bend13 Motorplex13 Grand13 Bend13 ON13 June13 2213 (113 day13 event)13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 July13 121313 13 13 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13 August13 232413 13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 Fort13 St13 John13 BC13 September13 6713 13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 September13 272813 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13

13

13 13

13 CMDRA13 Executive13 Director13 Kevin13 Shupac13 commented13 ldquoThe13 CMDRA13 is13 sincerely13 thankful13 for13 the13 support13 the13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 and13 Castrol13 Raceway13 and13 all13 of13 the13 tracks13 the13 CMDRA13 will13 visit13 in13 201413 We13 would13 also13 like13 to13 thank13 our13 members13 for13 their13 patience13 during13 the13 past13 four13 weeksrdquo13 13 13

13 13

infocmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 13 wwwcmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 1877580900813 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 TwitterCMDRA201413 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 Facebook13 CMDRA13

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR After your hands become coated with

grease your nose will begin to itch

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Did you know that BeltDriveBettycom has the most comprehensive database of Canadian Riding Clubs on the on the internet Wersquove revamped our Riding Club directory and wersquod like to know what you think Itrsquos indexed by Province and by Type of Riding Club for easy browsing

bull Brand Specificbull Cruising and Touringbull Military bull Lifestylebull Occupation-Relatedbull Rider Rights and Freedomsbull Vintagebull Sportsbull Womenrsquos Riding Clubsbull Motorcycle Ministries

httpwwwbeltdrivebettycomcommunityriding-clubs

TIP OF THE WEEK RIDING CLUBS section REVAMPED

on Facebook has photo albums for each province and month filled with tons of events

httpwwwfacebookcomCanadianMotorcycleEventsphotos_albums

Visit our page and go to the photos link once there click on albums to find the Province and month you are interested in

You can also use our national calendars at wwwcanadianmotorcycleeventscom - filled with even more event information you can sort them right down to only one province and they are highly shareable

Our CANADIAN MOTORCYCLE EVENTS

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

ldquoIf yoursquore going to kill each other do it outside I just finished cleaningrdquo

Website Tip of the Week

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Tides roll in and tides roll out

There arenrsquot too many things in life that are predictable but ocean tides are one of them

Our family just returned from a short vacation on a Vancouver Island beach and I found the tides fascinating

Incoming tides covered the beach and at high tide you could literally see all the sandcastles wood forts and creations literally disappear under the water never to be seen again

The outgoing tides revealed a clean fresh canvas and some sea-life caught in the tidal pools left behind or laying helplessly on the beach Seagulls swooped down to shell covered areas of the beach in search of oysters that had been stranded on the half kilometer sandy beach as the eagles hovered above looking for their next snack

I could not help but think about the lsquoTides of Lifersquo where we know that until our number comes up and we face eternal judgment each day the sun will come up we will spend time with those people whom we love (family friends) and with people whom we would most likely prefer not to be spending time with (school work) and we will experience all the good and not so good that the

tides of life bring our way Night will come and in the morning we will repeat the cycle all over again

As a born-again believer I felt the tide analogy was an appropriate one The ocean washes away everything left on the beach and when we ask Christ for the forgiveness of our sins he literally washes them away Check out this verse from ldquoOur Ownerrsquos Manual for Liferdquo found in Psalm 103 verse 12 ldquoHe has removed our sins as far from us as the east is from the westrdquo

Our biker church exists to take the ldquoGood Newsrdquo and the ldquoSalvation Messagerdquo to un-churched bikers here on the West Coast In fact our prayer is that the Holy Spirit would become like a raging wildfire touching the hearts and lives of bikers resulting in an assurance of eternity with our Jesus in heaven and a life on this earth that takes on new meaning and purpose

If you think riding your scoot along a seaside highway on a hot summerrsquos day is something special just wait until you do it when Jesus Christ is at the controls of your lifehellip there is no greater lsquohighrsquo and bigger lsquorushrsquo than this All it takes is a few short words ask Jesus to forgive you for your sins tell him you that you want him to be Lord of your life Follow this up with prayer and bible reading and oh yeahhellip believe that he does in fact lsquohave your backrsquo in this life

Ride safe Ride true

Pastor Chuck

Canadian Riders Support Program Network

By joining the Canadian Riders Support Program you volunteer to provide assistance to broken down riders in your area This assistance may include providing information about nearby repair shops towing accommodations making phone calls providing directions etc While some Canadian Riders have expressed that they would be able to provide help with tools wrenching towing and even temporary accommodations the level of assistance you may provide is totally up to you as you feel comfortable and safe to do soLetrsquos face it most of us have been there away from home and broke down by the side of the road Canadian Rider Members are also listed in Belt Drive Bettyrsquos Little Black Book a resource directory currently carried in the saddlebags of thousands of Canadian Riders As a ldquoThank Yourdquo from Belt Drive Betty Canadian Riders Support Network Members receive The Busted Knuckle Chronicles E-Subscription free of charge

Come join us at httpwwwcanadianridersca

Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events

Pastor Chuck

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G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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ON - Events

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ON News - ON Events

If everything seems to be going well you have obviously

overlooked something

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Classified Ad of the Week

2002 Tiny Mite Cargo Trailer

Stock CTRL0033 Colour Blue Features Very clean trailer in excellent condition tons of storage good quality cargo trailer at a good price

Price $ 2495 CAD NO GST

Contact

Trike Zone

(780) 389-3344

Mulhurst Bay AB

Email edwardtrikezonecom

ON Events - Classified AD of the Week

Upcoming ON EventsJune - August

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Join Veterans Law Enforement First Responders and their supporters from both Canada and the US on this overnight cross border ride to Wenatchee Washington June 7th 2014Check out httpcanamveteransrideweeblycom for details laquoHalf The Fun is Getting Thereraquo

Support Our Troops

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Support Our Troops

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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Support Our Troops

Upcoming SOT EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

Are you a veteran who owns a businessWould you like to promote your products or services but find advertising expensive

Get 50 off your first 6 months of advertisingContact Belt Drive Betty to find out about the

Veteranrsquos Business Starter Programbdbettygmailcom

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Tee Shirts Patches amp More in the BDB Store

We appreciate your support

wwwbdbstorecom

QC EVENTS

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What did the elephant say to the naked man How do you breathe through that

tiny thing

Ah lsquoFridayrsquo my second favorite F-word

August 7 - 10 2014 - In the Heart of Downtown MonctonThe MotoMoncton Festival was first launched in August of 2011 with motorcyclists from near and taking over Monctonrsquos downtown core This three-day event featured motorcycle stunt shows a burnout competition group rides throughout Southeastern New Brunswick a bike cruise through Moncton live entertainment on Main Street and much moreIn 2012 the City of Moncton was pleased to host another weekend of motorcycle madness in downtown Moncton and to welcome bikers from across the region and across the country as the city hosted both MotoMoncton and the 17th Canadian National Harley Owners Group Rally Moncton was honoured to be chosen as host city for this national event and together with MotoMoncton the HOG Rally proved to be yet another exciting motorcycle weekend in the cityThis past August 2013 MotoMoncton organizers were yet again pleased to host another successful weekend of exciting activity with thousands visiting the festival grounds throughout the weekend

The festival an initiative of the City of Moncton is made possible by the support of various partners including Downtown Moncton Centre-Ville Inc various local motorcycle dealers and clubs and other community partners

For more information and sponsorship enquiries please contact 506-383-7020 506-877-7700 of by Email infomotomonctoncaOr visit motomonctonca

MOTO MONCTON NB EVENTS

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What are three words a woman never wants to hear when shersquos making love ldquoHoney Irsquom homerdquo

NB EVENTS

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club would be very pleased if you would help support our up coming charity event in support of the DECH Childrenrsquos Ward

This year our Toy Ride takes place June 14th 2014 We are celebrating our 30th Ride Register early to receive a limited Edition 30th Anniversary Shirt

Registration forms online at

httpfrederictonmotorcycleclubcaHomephp

The ride begins at the parking lot of the Canadian Tire Two Nations Crossing (North Side) On site registration between 930 am amp 1045 am Ride begins at 11 am sharp

The Motorcyclist will enjoy a scenic country ride via Nashwack Bridge to Stanley At the Stanley school there will be a barbeque Show-N-Shine 5050 draw silent auction etc

The group will return via the Royal Road ending up at the DECH for the presentations of the Toys and monies raised to the Child Life Unit of the DECH

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club has been the most consistent supporter of the DECH Childrenrsquos Life Unit since 1985 All of the funds raised and Toys collected go to the hospitalized Children

Please share this email with all your friends Help us Brighten A Childrsquos Stay

Fredricton Motorcycle Club Toy Ride

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Where Royal Canadian Legion Branch 350 Port DalhousieWhen Saturday 7 June Blessing starts 11am followed by the Show and Shine

Show and Shine Entry fee $1000

11 trophies up for grabsbull Best in Show 1st 2nd 3rd placebull Best cruiser 1st amp 2nd placebull Best touring 1st and 2nd placebull Best sport bike 1st amp 2nd placebull Best sport touring 1st amp 2nd place

BBQ burgers and sausage on a bun for sale 5050 draw coffee and donutsAll proceeds to support the Royal Canadian Legion Port DalhousieI challenge all Bike clubs in the Niagara area to attend this wonderful event Hosted by the Working Stiffs Riding ClubCanadian Legion Branch 350 Located at 600 Ontario St St Catharines ON L2N 7P8 (Known as Port Dalhousie ) 905-934-1261 Please use Joe Caruso as a contact andor myself Joes email address is kawasaki07bellnet andor faronleonardhotmailcom Thank You look forward to meeting some day

Blessing of the Motorbikersquos and Show and Shine

NB News Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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Actor WisdomThere are four questions of value in lifehellip What is sacred Of what is the spirit made What is worth living for and what is worth dying for The answer to each is the same Only love~ Johnny Depp

Polymath WisdomBelieve none of what you hear and half of what you see- Benjamin Franklin

Spiritual Leader WisdomHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else yoursquore the one who gets burned ~ Buddha

Educator WisdomPeople who consider themselves victims of their circumstances will always remain victims unless they develop a greater vision for their lives ~ Stedman Graham~

Spiritual Teacher WisdomIt is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living ~ Eckhart Tolle

Lithographer WisdomA positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort ndash Herm Albright

I just got back from a pleasure trip I took my mother-in-law to

the airport

WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events

R RWYZWMNrsquoSWORDS TO THE WISE

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Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

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I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

Select Arrows to view events

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A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

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Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

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  • BC Events
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  • From the Depths of File 13 - I Hate Mondays
  • AB News - Events
  • David Pocock - AB Events
  • Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events
  • RAGE - SK Events
  • SK Events
  • Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle
  • Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List
  • bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events
  • SK News - Word Search
  • SK News Events
  • MB Events
  • The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener
  • Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful
  • ON News Events
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  • sport - News Events
  • Sports Events
  • Website Tip of the Week
  • Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events
  • ON Events
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  • QC Events
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when the next goal won each and every one of us knew exactly what the score was and who the real winner was It drove us to be better Sports were not for everyone though Those that didnrsquot excel on the field read books created art Of my friends growing up some went on to play in the NHL my cousin is a mover and shaker in Silicon Valley designing and programming many of the things we use today Others became mechanics and plumbers-the blue collar workers who keep this world running Yet others became doctors and lawyers others became successful actors and musicians teachers and mothers But somewhere someone decide to level the playing field that we were all special little stars Everyone made the team everyone got a medal That it wasnrsquot fair that someone would succeed where others couldnrsquot That parenting should fall on someone elsersquos shoulder - daycares teachers the government Society forgot that it was suppose to be harder for the asthma kid with the deformed leg to play sports Society forgot that those disadvantaged who truly wanted and worked hard still found success We threw away personal responsibility personal accountability If a person backs over a kid in their driveway its not because they are a bad driver

not because they are a bad parent not because they were not paying attention - it is because the company didnrsquot put sensors on the back of the car If a kid shoots up a school its not because of mental illness not because of bad parenting or teaching

- its because the government didnrsquot take away our guns (Considering the recent rash of stabbings in schools and malls it is obvious that person will use any and all things) Each of these small steps was on our freedom pushing it a little farther down into the dirt Our last freedom is freedom of speech that Irsquom allowed to speak my mind here Freedom as long as Irsquom mindful of sponsors event organizersWhen will we regain our freedom Should we regain our freedom Read K Randall Ballrsquos Sam Chopper Orwell to find out what will happen if we donrsquot

-bad Uncle Monkey

E K D M Q T V M Y M B M M G I S M T S O Y E M N T E I E E Q Z X E E A E O O B R I A H N P N I J R A N C L D G B C C A C H S B A C I T D I L U E I M S H I I E T A G S R I D E N D G M U T A M D T R I E K C N R N M E R I D E N U N L U L O A E E H M M C E M N R G A E O U G N M M P S Z R O M E A I M F M V M C M E N S T R U A L R R R A N K E Y H N M H I V V W O P E O X N C R A N S F A A S B M Z M Y R M J S U Y A E L L D A E T S E R E M E M T M M S E M E M O R I A L I Z E M L E E W Z X C A E M E N A C I N G U R N A I L E H P O T S I H P E M C A A O R M E R I T E D X N E L U I C G H O R T Q X S A Y L E R E M T I E Z M Q M E K V R R W V Z B D N O R C E W S I T I H P E M L B N E U Y P M S H R E T I R O M E M X M S

MEMORANDUMBOOKMEMORIALISTMEMORIALIZEMEMORIALSMEMORITERMEMORIZEMEMSAHIBMENACINGMENAGEMENAGERYMENDICANCYMENDICANTMENDICATEMENDICITYMENSES

MENSTRUALMENSTRUUMMENTICULTUREMEPHISTOPHELIANMEPHITICMEPHITISMERACIOUSMERCATUREMERCHANGMANMERELLESMERELYMERESTEADMERFOLKMERGEDMERITED

Continued from Previous Page

bad Uncle Monkey - Word Search Belt Drive BettyrsquosWordsearchR R

How come we put a man on the moon before realizing it would be a good idea to put

wheels on suitcases

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SK News Events

Dare to KnowWhat your body

needs to heal itself

The BodyTalk Systemwith Practitioner Bev Groot

To book an appointment or find out more about the BodyTalk System call

3069815686

Upcoming SK EventsAll Events

Select arrows to view events

You might be a redneck if yoursquove been married 3 times and you still have the

same in laws

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My mother taught me about TIME TRAVELldquoIf you donrsquot straighten up Irsquom going to knock you into the middle of next weekrdquo

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The Grande Prairie Toys for Tots season opener

by Belt Drive Betty

Our local Grande Prairie Toys for Tots group hosts a number of events all riding seasonThe first of those events was their annual swap meet which was held at the Army Navy Air Force Club on Saturday May 10thThere was great participation from the business community with vendors like Bear Biker Wear coming all the way from Bonnyville and Bentleyrsquos from Crestomere in central Alberta adding to the local vendorsA couple of the riding clubs were on hand and I got to interview Manimal of the Chozen Breed and Barb from the Iron Sirens ndash two great local riding clubs that are growing here in Grande Prairie

in search of

lost indians

Pages 1 - 8by Ken Aiken

Continued Next Page

Bentleys Motosicle Pain Tin

Contents

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener

35-37 The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener38-39 Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful40-44 ON News Events45-48 ON Events49-50 Sport - News Events51 Sports Events52 Website Tip of the Week53 Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events54-56 ON Events57 ON Events - Classified AD of the Week58-60 Support Our Troops61 QC Events62 Moto Moncton NB Events63 NB Events64 NB News Events65 WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events66-68 NS Events69-70 NL Events

Irsquove been in love with the same woman or 49 years If my wife ever

finds out shersquoll kill me

RR

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I also got some time with Jamie the new president of Toys for Tots and Seth the new vice presidentThese two along with the rest of the board and volunteers did a great job of organizing the event and by the looks of things they are on to a

ragingly successful season They have a ton of events planned to support our local kidsOther vendors included Uncle Buckrsquos ndash they make the BEST beef jerky around this part of the country and members of the Grandview Hutterite colony were out with some amazing gloves both gauntlets and working gloves The quality of the tanning dying and stitching is utterly fabulous Righteous Cycles was the only local bike shop on hand but they had lots to offerA wide variety of parts were on hand for almost

every brand of motorcycle out there and there were some jewelry and clothing vendors on hand as wellThere were only two vacant tables The traffic was good and the ANAVETS club did a brisk business selling breakfast and later lunchThe one thing I love about these season opener events is that a person gets to see people that

Continued from Previous Page

Continued Next Page

Chozen Breed Booth

Bear and Penny Bear and his bride Penny

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Continued from Previous Pagehave been in hibernation all winter Heck I saw people that I havenrsquot seen in two and three years and it was fantasticOur local Toys for Tots does amazing work in our community and they deserve the support of every dealer and rider in the region Their next event is the Kneez in the Breeze run on May 24th Check out their poster and if you can consider attending

it I know that I had a blast last yearI myself have to be at my Defense Fund Poker Run in Nisku at Blackjacks but if you are in Grande Prairie and area and are looking for a great group to ride and share the day with you wonrsquot find much finer that the guys and gals of Grande Prairie Toys for Tots

- BDB

Righteous Cycles

Righteous Cycles

Randy Cholach and sister Patty

Iron Sirens Booth

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Itrsquos a beautiful day and you feel like going for a ride on your ATV UTV or motorcycle On the trails along the roads and waterways or on the edge of the woods there are sometimes toxic plants that are dangerous to our health Poison Ivy is more common but others are not as well known such as Giant Hogweed To help you identify them when you make stops during these rides let me show in this article three toxic plants that you may come acrossGiant HogweedShort story Originating in the Caucasus it was probably introduced to North America as an ornamental plant It has since taken root and become widespread in many European countries as well as Australia New Zealand the United States and Canada In Quebec it is considered to be an invasive alien plantDescription It can measure 2 to 5 metres high and 30 centimetres to 1 metre after mowing or cutting Its stem is robust covered in white hairs and raspberry red to purple spots spread out and well defined The leaves can reach up to 15 metres

wide by 3 metres longToxic part Its sap (a colourless odourless liquid secreted by all parts of the plant)Effects Contact with the sap followed by exposure to the sun is odourless but can produce dermatitis up to 48 hours after exposure This is characterized by redness of the skin and swelling blisters or even skin lesions at times serious resembling first or second-degree burnsPlaces Disturbed wetlands (along waterways

ditches roads etc)Take note After the wounds heal brown or white spots can linger for many months or even years on the affected areas and they can remain sensitive to the lightCanadian provinces where it is found British Columbia Ontario Quebec New BrunswickSources Deacutevelopppement durable Environnement Faune et Parcs du gouvernement du Queacutebec Santeacute et services sociaux du Queacutebec (French version only) Espace pour la vie de MontreacutealWild ParsnipDescription The flowers have light yellow-green umbels The first year the plant generally presents a low rosette of fusiform leaves while the roots are developing and flowers in the second year on a long stem before dying

Continued Next Page

V I S I T U S A T

W W W K I M P E X N E W S C O MW W W K I M P E X C O M

Hog Weed

Wild Parsnip

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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Toxic part Its sapEffects Like the Giant Hogweed its sap contains chemical products which on human skin can cause reactions similar to serious burns rashes or blistersPlaces Disturbed environments (abandoned yards open fields alongside roads etc)Take note The plantrsquos chemical composition is known to reduce weight gain and decrease fertility in cattle that eat itCanadian provinces where it is found In all provinces and territories with the exception of NunavutSources Canadian Biodiversity Information Facility from Governement of Canada Ministry of Natural Resources from Governement of OntarioPoison IvyDescription A woody perennial plant with creeping climbing or bushy glossy leaves

Toxic part Its sap contains a toxic resin (present in all parts of the plant except the pollen) Any contact with a broken part of the plant a contaminated object or an animal runs the risk of provoking a reaction The seriousness of the reaction depends on individual sensitivity the amount of sap in contact with the skin and exposed areas of the body

Effects A rash manifested by intense itching and redness Swelling and blisters can also be seen all usually between 24 to 48 hours after contact

Places River banks clearings the edge of the woods along roads etc

Take note Inhalation of smoke coming from burning Poison Ivy plants provokes an extremely painful eruption of the lining of the lungs which can lead to respiratory problems and even death

Canadian provinces where it is found In all provinces with the exception of Newfoundland-Labrador

Sources Governement of Canada Health Espace pour la vie Montreacuteal

Continued from Previous Page

Poison Ivy

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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On May 7th the official Road Captain was announced for the 4th Annual Bob Probert Ride This yearrsquos honourary grand marshal is the beautifully talented Emmy Award nominated Jacqueline MacInnes

Wood Thatrsquos right our very own hometown Canadian actress disc jockey singer television host and skilled motorcycle rider will lead the estimated 1100 motorcycles on June 22nd from Thunder Road Harley-Davidson Born in Windsor Ontario she is best known for her role as Steffy Forrester on the long-running American soap opera The Bold and the Beautiful She is also the younger sister to Dani Probert the Event Co-Chair for the Bob Probert RideFor the past four years riders in vests leather boots and blue jeans revved their

engines honouring the late hockey player Bob Probert while benefitting cardiac care at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Itrsquos a fitting tribute given that Bob was a Harley-Davidson enthusiast himself and also loved participating in charity ridesJacqueline now joins the small list of past

Continued Next Page

Mike Bechard

2014 Bob Probert Ride Media LaunchON News Events

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road captains such as former hockey players and Bobrsquos teammates Tony Amonte Sheldon Kennedy and Chris Chelios All of whom led a brigade of motorcycles following a scenic routearound Windsor and Essex County riding along the water and through the county settings showcasing the arearsquos beautyThe route has planned stops in Amherstburg Colchester Belle River and the Riverside Sportsmenrsquos Club mdashthe final stop Each stop is unique and gives the riders an opportunity to get something to eat and drink while a chance to win some awesome prizes like autographed Original Six jerseysBob Probert was a local hockey icon and an enforcer who played in the National Hockey League

Continued from Previous Page

Continued Next Page

ON News Events

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for 16 seasons with the Detroit Red Wings and the Chicago Blackhawks He passed away in 2010 after suffering a heart attack while on his boat out on Lake St Clair Dani Probert Bobrsquos widow has been organizing the memorial ride since its inception in 2011 That year was especially significant because

it was the first year that she was actually able to process the overwhelming amount of supportIn the last three years motorcyclists werenrsquot the only ones who turned out for the memorial ridemdashthousands of spectators stood at the side of the road to cheer the riders on at the different stops All participants of the Bob Probert Ride have risen over $300000 to fund the expansion of the cardiac care unit at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Windsor unfortunately has one of the highest rates of cardiac emergencies in Canada and there is not enough room to meet the demands As a result routine procedures are often rescheduled to make way for emergency cases Dani Probert and the hospital boardrsquos ultimate goal are to make the unit open 247 and have two beds available for angioplasty instead of just oneItrsquos hard to put into words how the communityrsquos support has helped Dani and her four children Brogan Tierney Jack and Declyn after such an immense loss In addition the family looks forward to this yearrsquos ride being even bigger with riders from

all over including Michigan paying homage to their father ldquoThe Enforcerrdquo Bob ProbertThe date for the 2014 Bob Probert Ride is June 22nd and all up-to-date information can be found on the website wwwprobertridecomRide safe ride freeMike ldquoChopperrdquo Bechard

Continued from Previous Page

ON News Events

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The 2014 ldquoRide for MSrdquo now in its 6th year is on Sunday September 21 2014 Shar Good Event Organizer recounts ldquoIt has been a learning experience receiving the help of Mike Bechard of the Lone Wolf Clubhouse back in the beginning to bring to life my dream of an event such as this since my diagnosis of Multiple

Sclerosis in 1985 I wanted to make a difference and help in any way I couldrdquo Good explains ldquoMultiple Sclerosis is the most commonly diagnosed neurological disease found in individuals between the ages of 15 to 40mdashthis area of Southwestern Ontario has a high number of affected people Reports from local neurologists tell us that approximately 700 to 800 citizens in our area have been diagnosedGood went on to say ldquoAll motorcycle riders are welcome to participate in the Ride for MS poker run to benefit the Windsor-Essex County Chapter of the MS Society of Canada This great ride starts and ends with a full course family style dinner at the Columbus Center of South Windsor 2014 Columbus Drive in Windsor Registration begins at 900AM and will run until 1030AM Registration Fees are as follows Rider $30 (FREE with $100 in Pledges) Passenger $20 (Free with $100 in Pledges) Participants are encouraged to collect pledges to receive pledge awards that start at $200 with Gas Cards awarded for pledges starting at $250 The Pledge Award Tier is provided on the pledge sheet available for download at wwwlonewolfclubhousecom and wwwmssocietycachaptersessexcommunityhtm The first stop of the poker run will be The Leaf in Windsor where you are welcome to have a full breakfast from the menu followed by stops at The

Sandbar Waterfront Grill (providing lunch specials) Birdiersquos Perch out in Leamington (providing FREE bottled water) the Pelee Island Winery in Kingsville (providing FREE wine tasting) Crabby Joersquos in Essex with the last optional stop being at Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery where you will receive a 6th optional card for your poker handrdquo Shar goes on to explain the 6th poker stop is optional giving you an extra chance to get either the Best or Worst Poker Hand of the day and win a prize for each Six stops in total are allocated along the 100 mile route Itrsquos so much fun itrsquos wonderful to be able to host a fundraiser that puts a smile on everyonersquos facerdquo Once back at the Columbus Center of S Windsor there is a family style dinner and an opportunity to participate in a 5050 Draw a Chinese Auction and a Gift Certificate Grab Bag There are Door Prizes for the ride participants using their Free Door Prize ticket they received upon Registration Good goes on to welcome non-riders as there are DINNER ONLY TICKETS available for $25 each and when purchasing in a set of 2 tickets a tax receipt for $20 will be issued Shar reiterates ldquoBikers Sponsors Volunteers amp Contributors to the event make it happen We have been blessed in the past and again this year with this event being sponsored by DIAMOND SPONSORSHIPS Biz X The Leaf Families First amp Leather King and RUBY SPONSORSHIPS UNIFOR Local 444 Robinson Motorcycle Avon Canada Fran Sales CrsquoEst Bon Lone Wolf Clubhouse Comfort Inn Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery Pelee Island Winery Sandbar Waterfront Grill Steversquos Auto Shine Birdiersquos Perch Canadian Tire (Tecumseh Rd E Windsor) Molson Coors and Belt Drive Betty The contributions of businesses in our community of door prizes and auction items add personality to the event

Good is happy to report ldquoTo date the Ride for MS has raised $33900 that has been used in assisting those with MS to subsidize the purchase of much needed assisted that enhance the quality of their

Continued Next Page

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livesrdquo As Event Planner amp Creator Good observes first hand how the money raised facilitates those living with multiple sclerosis Having MS herself she works with the Windsor-Essex County Chapter as a past board member aiding their membership almost on a daily basis Good reflects on her past involvement with the society and what she learned ldquoI was amazed with how much the special equipment cost and was surprised with the amounts that were not covered The depths that the society had to go through to make sure people with MS got

the equipment they needed when they needed it amazed merdquo This is where the Ride for MS and the funds raised from this event come into play ldquoThe society informs the participant of this event annually at the dinner as to how the funds raised were used which is importantrdquo says Good ldquothe feeling you get when a recipient of these funds find out you are a participant of the event that helped them obtain a piece of equipment gives you a hug and says thank you is surrealrdquoJoin us on Sunday September 21st and make someonersquos wish for a better quality of life become a reality For more information you may contact Shar at (519) 798-3858 or by email at shar54xplornetca SUBJECT Ride for MS

ON News Events

Whatever you do in life always give 100 Unless yoursquore

donating blood

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Grand Bendrsquos ldquoVintage Bike DaysrdquoThis years Annual ldquoShow amp Shinerdquo event will be held in Grand Bend and takes place on Sunday July 20 2014 from 1000am until around 1pm right on Grand Bendrsquos Main Street (exact location will be announced soon)Again this year there is no registration fee no official judging no vendors and itrsquos NOT a swap-meet but there will be a group ride from Main Street to the Grand Bend MOTORPLEX Raceway

to enjoy the Vintage Road Racing Associations ldquoSUMMER CLASSICrdquo EventVintage related club and group displays are encouragedJust show up and proudly show off your scooters and motorcycles All makes and models of Vintage amp Classic bikes are most welcomeFind us on Facebook httpwwwfacebookcompagesGrand-Bends-Vintage-Bike-Days204561802964090sk=wallampapp_data

HHR RouteDetails are here We are assembling in front of the HQ building at CFB Trenton with the ride departing at 1145 Due to some issues related to our permit that could not be resolved in the short time remaining before our Ride we in the interest in safety and the show must go on have decided to move our Rally to the Whitby Entertainment Centrum This is where the ride will end It is the same location as our assembly last yearJoin us as we welcome home our HEROES as the mission has ended in Afghanistan for our Canadian ForcesHope to see many of you there

ON Events

2930 Haldimand Road 20 Cayuga1st Annual Autism Rodeo amp Family Day Charity Event to raise funds for Autism

11am-5pm Family Time bull Live bands ~ TBAbull Kids Gamesbull Face Paintingbull Free BBQ amp Drink with admission

5pm-2am Adults ONLY~Rodeo Timebull Motorcycle Gamesbull Show N Shine bull Pig Roastbull Live Bands ~ TBAbull Beer Kegs

Overnight Camping (Adults Only) Sponsors

raquo Motorcycle Enhancements raquo Tattz AndCompany raquo Black widow paintball amp Airsoftl raquo Mainway Sports raquo Action Auto raquo Paula Manto Swick Registered Disability

Savings Plan Rep raquo CrazeePaint Airbrushing

VendorsTattz AndCompanyBlack widow Paintball amp AirsoftPaula Manto Swick Registered Disability Savings Plan Rep

All proceeds go to Autism Awarenes

Autism Rodeo amp Family Day - August 2nd 2014

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Why a round pizza gets delivered in a square box

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ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo Winner of Combined SOAR and RACE Events Get CSBK National Support (csbkca)This Ontario motorcycle roadracing season sanctioning groups SOAR and RACE are working together with a pair of Series race

weekends SOAR is hosting the RACE group at Grand Bend Raceway on June 13-15 while RACE returns the favor by hosting SOAR racers at Shannonville Motorsport Park June 27-29 As part of this co-promotion Dunlop racing tire distributor Pro 6 Cycle and the National Mopar CSBK organizing group have also joined up to provide a special bonus for Amateur Sport Bike

Continued Next Page

Dunlop Amateur Showdown winner to get National support

Sports - News Events

ADULTA person who has stopped

growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle

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class (approx 600cc) competitors A two round points-paying Series will recognize the appropriate Sport Bike-type class races at the SOAR and RACE-hosted events determining the top rising star in that category The racer who achieves the best combined result from the two race ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo will receive a competition award sponsoring their entry for the final Amateur Sport Bike Mopar CSBK National rounds at Canadian Tire Motorsport Park August 15-17Dunlop distributor Pro 6 Cycle and CSBK will supply competitor entry and racing tires to the winner of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo for the

CTMP National weekend The entry will include both Saturday and Sunday Amateur Sport Bike double header rounds with the successful Amateur competitor receiving a maximum of six Dunlop DOT-type class appropriate racing tires for use during the three day eventThe winning competitor must not have held a Pro motorcycle roadracing License nor can they have competed in more than two previous National races SOAR and RACE organizers will be the final judges of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo and ensure that all competitors respect the structure and spirit of the bonus competitionFor more information please check the SOAR (soaracingca) and RACE Events (Shannonvillecom) official web sites

Sports - News Events

DatesMay 16thJune 20thJuly 25thAugust 15thSeptember 12th

Registration opens at 5pm on the day of the event followed by racing at 7pm All racers must havevalid motorcycle drivers licensefull faced Snell 05 approved helmetgauntlet style leather glovesleather jacketleather bootscompetitors exceeding 120 mph will be required to wear full leathersMotorcycles must be in good working order and will be required to pass tech inspection prior to their first pass CLICK HERE for additional information on the Mission Raceway Park and their street legal Friday night races

2014 CMDRA Bracket Racing at Mission Raceway

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Sports Events

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

THE 27th

THREE DAY

May 171819 ndash 2014 ndash at Scotch Creek

All usual Classes ndash Entry $25 per day - $10 Vintage - Kids free

The Old Guy in 1971

Dean Seaman 2014

171819 ndash 2014 ndash171819 ndash 2014 ndash

This year the event will enter a new era with a two day Modern Trial

Total results will count for the overall Championship

Round 2 in Rocky Mountain House ABRound 3 in Ymir BC

We also have planned a Kids Trialon the Saturday night for

Both Electric and engine powered bikes Camping is good with Porta -Potties on site

Call for details of Motels etc

Phone Outlaw Dave for further info (250) 545-6139Directions - Follow the road to Scotch Creek from Hiway one West of Sorrento Then turn left

At Leopold road at the top of the hill after you leave town (Tire sign on left) red arrows from that point

A big thanks to the land owners for the use of this fantastic area

Modern Trial - Saturday amp Sunday - Vintage Monday Start time 10am all three days

13 13 13 13 13 13

For13 Immediate13 Release13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 May13 813 201413 13 CMDRA13 Announces13 Revised13 201413 Schedule13 13 The13 Canadian13 Motorcycle13 Drag13 Racing13 Association13 is13 releasing13 details13 of13 their13 updated13 201413 schedule13 The13 six13 race13 series13 which13 includes13 events13 in13 British13 Columbia13 Alberta13 and13 Ontario13 required13 revision13 following13 the13 unexpected13 announcement13 of13 the13 suspension13 of13 operations13 at13 one13 of13 the13 venues13 included13 in13 the13 original13 schedule13 13

Revised13 201413 Schedule13 June13 141513 13 Grand13 Bend13 Motorplex13 Grand13 Bend13 ON13 June13 2213 (113 day13 event)13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 July13 121313 13 13 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13 August13 232413 13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 Fort13 St13 John13 BC13 September13 6713 13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 September13 272813 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13

13

13 13

13 CMDRA13 Executive13 Director13 Kevin13 Shupac13 commented13 ldquoThe13 CMDRA13 is13 sincerely13 thankful13 for13 the13 support13 the13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 and13 Castrol13 Raceway13 and13 all13 of13 the13 tracks13 the13 CMDRA13 will13 visit13 in13 201413 We13 would13 also13 like13 to13 thank13 our13 members13 for13 their13 patience13 during13 the13 past13 four13 weeksrdquo13 13 13

13 13

infocmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 13 wwwcmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 1877580900813 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 TwitterCMDRA201413 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 Facebook13 CMDRA13

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR After your hands become coated with

grease your nose will begin to itch

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Did you know that BeltDriveBettycom has the most comprehensive database of Canadian Riding Clubs on the on the internet Wersquove revamped our Riding Club directory and wersquod like to know what you think Itrsquos indexed by Province and by Type of Riding Club for easy browsing

bull Brand Specificbull Cruising and Touringbull Military bull Lifestylebull Occupation-Relatedbull Rider Rights and Freedomsbull Vintagebull Sportsbull Womenrsquos Riding Clubsbull Motorcycle Ministries

httpwwwbeltdrivebettycomcommunityriding-clubs

TIP OF THE WEEK RIDING CLUBS section REVAMPED

on Facebook has photo albums for each province and month filled with tons of events

httpwwwfacebookcomCanadianMotorcycleEventsphotos_albums

Visit our page and go to the photos link once there click on albums to find the Province and month you are interested in

You can also use our national calendars at wwwcanadianmotorcycleeventscom - filled with even more event information you can sort them right down to only one province and they are highly shareable

Our CANADIAN MOTORCYCLE EVENTS

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

ldquoIf yoursquore going to kill each other do it outside I just finished cleaningrdquo

Website Tip of the Week

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Tides roll in and tides roll out

There arenrsquot too many things in life that are predictable but ocean tides are one of them

Our family just returned from a short vacation on a Vancouver Island beach and I found the tides fascinating

Incoming tides covered the beach and at high tide you could literally see all the sandcastles wood forts and creations literally disappear under the water never to be seen again

The outgoing tides revealed a clean fresh canvas and some sea-life caught in the tidal pools left behind or laying helplessly on the beach Seagulls swooped down to shell covered areas of the beach in search of oysters that had been stranded on the half kilometer sandy beach as the eagles hovered above looking for their next snack

I could not help but think about the lsquoTides of Lifersquo where we know that until our number comes up and we face eternal judgment each day the sun will come up we will spend time with those people whom we love (family friends) and with people whom we would most likely prefer not to be spending time with (school work) and we will experience all the good and not so good that the

tides of life bring our way Night will come and in the morning we will repeat the cycle all over again

As a born-again believer I felt the tide analogy was an appropriate one The ocean washes away everything left on the beach and when we ask Christ for the forgiveness of our sins he literally washes them away Check out this verse from ldquoOur Ownerrsquos Manual for Liferdquo found in Psalm 103 verse 12 ldquoHe has removed our sins as far from us as the east is from the westrdquo

Our biker church exists to take the ldquoGood Newsrdquo and the ldquoSalvation Messagerdquo to un-churched bikers here on the West Coast In fact our prayer is that the Holy Spirit would become like a raging wildfire touching the hearts and lives of bikers resulting in an assurance of eternity with our Jesus in heaven and a life on this earth that takes on new meaning and purpose

If you think riding your scoot along a seaside highway on a hot summerrsquos day is something special just wait until you do it when Jesus Christ is at the controls of your lifehellip there is no greater lsquohighrsquo and bigger lsquorushrsquo than this All it takes is a few short words ask Jesus to forgive you for your sins tell him you that you want him to be Lord of your life Follow this up with prayer and bible reading and oh yeahhellip believe that he does in fact lsquohave your backrsquo in this life

Ride safe Ride true

Pastor Chuck

Canadian Riders Support Program Network

By joining the Canadian Riders Support Program you volunteer to provide assistance to broken down riders in your area This assistance may include providing information about nearby repair shops towing accommodations making phone calls providing directions etc While some Canadian Riders have expressed that they would be able to provide help with tools wrenching towing and even temporary accommodations the level of assistance you may provide is totally up to you as you feel comfortable and safe to do soLetrsquos face it most of us have been there away from home and broke down by the side of the road Canadian Rider Members are also listed in Belt Drive Bettyrsquos Little Black Book a resource directory currently carried in the saddlebags of thousands of Canadian Riders As a ldquoThank Yourdquo from Belt Drive Betty Canadian Riders Support Network Members receive The Busted Knuckle Chronicles E-Subscription free of charge

Come join us at httpwwwcanadianridersca

Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events

Pastor Chuck

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G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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ON News - ON Events

If everything seems to be going well you have obviously

overlooked something

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Classified Ad of the Week

2002 Tiny Mite Cargo Trailer

Stock CTRL0033 Colour Blue Features Very clean trailer in excellent condition tons of storage good quality cargo trailer at a good price

Price $ 2495 CAD NO GST

Contact

Trike Zone

(780) 389-3344

Mulhurst Bay AB

Email edwardtrikezonecom

ON Events - Classified AD of the Week

Upcoming ON EventsJune - August

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Join Veterans Law Enforement First Responders and their supporters from both Canada and the US on this overnight cross border ride to Wenatchee Washington June 7th 2014Check out httpcanamveteransrideweeblycom for details laquoHalf The Fun is Getting Thereraquo

Support Our Troops

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Support Our Troops

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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Support Our Troops

Upcoming SOT EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

Are you a veteran who owns a businessWould you like to promote your products or services but find advertising expensive

Get 50 off your first 6 months of advertisingContact Belt Drive Betty to find out about the

Veteranrsquos Business Starter Programbdbettygmailcom

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Tee Shirts Patches amp More in the BDB Store

We appreciate your support

wwwbdbstorecom

QC EVENTS

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What did the elephant say to the naked man How do you breathe through that

tiny thing

Ah lsquoFridayrsquo my second favorite F-word

August 7 - 10 2014 - In the Heart of Downtown MonctonThe MotoMoncton Festival was first launched in August of 2011 with motorcyclists from near and taking over Monctonrsquos downtown core This three-day event featured motorcycle stunt shows a burnout competition group rides throughout Southeastern New Brunswick a bike cruise through Moncton live entertainment on Main Street and much moreIn 2012 the City of Moncton was pleased to host another weekend of motorcycle madness in downtown Moncton and to welcome bikers from across the region and across the country as the city hosted both MotoMoncton and the 17th Canadian National Harley Owners Group Rally Moncton was honoured to be chosen as host city for this national event and together with MotoMoncton the HOG Rally proved to be yet another exciting motorcycle weekend in the cityThis past August 2013 MotoMoncton organizers were yet again pleased to host another successful weekend of exciting activity with thousands visiting the festival grounds throughout the weekend

The festival an initiative of the City of Moncton is made possible by the support of various partners including Downtown Moncton Centre-Ville Inc various local motorcycle dealers and clubs and other community partners

For more information and sponsorship enquiries please contact 506-383-7020 506-877-7700 of by Email infomotomonctoncaOr visit motomonctonca

MOTO MONCTON NB EVENTS

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What are three words a woman never wants to hear when shersquos making love ldquoHoney Irsquom homerdquo

NB EVENTS

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club would be very pleased if you would help support our up coming charity event in support of the DECH Childrenrsquos Ward

This year our Toy Ride takes place June 14th 2014 We are celebrating our 30th Ride Register early to receive a limited Edition 30th Anniversary Shirt

Registration forms online at

httpfrederictonmotorcycleclubcaHomephp

The ride begins at the parking lot of the Canadian Tire Two Nations Crossing (North Side) On site registration between 930 am amp 1045 am Ride begins at 11 am sharp

The Motorcyclist will enjoy a scenic country ride via Nashwack Bridge to Stanley At the Stanley school there will be a barbeque Show-N-Shine 5050 draw silent auction etc

The group will return via the Royal Road ending up at the DECH for the presentations of the Toys and monies raised to the Child Life Unit of the DECH

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club has been the most consistent supporter of the DECH Childrenrsquos Life Unit since 1985 All of the funds raised and Toys collected go to the hospitalized Children

Please share this email with all your friends Help us Brighten A Childrsquos Stay

Fredricton Motorcycle Club Toy Ride

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Where Royal Canadian Legion Branch 350 Port DalhousieWhen Saturday 7 June Blessing starts 11am followed by the Show and Shine

Show and Shine Entry fee $1000

11 trophies up for grabsbull Best in Show 1st 2nd 3rd placebull Best cruiser 1st amp 2nd placebull Best touring 1st and 2nd placebull Best sport bike 1st amp 2nd placebull Best sport touring 1st amp 2nd place

BBQ burgers and sausage on a bun for sale 5050 draw coffee and donutsAll proceeds to support the Royal Canadian Legion Port DalhousieI challenge all Bike clubs in the Niagara area to attend this wonderful event Hosted by the Working Stiffs Riding ClubCanadian Legion Branch 350 Located at 600 Ontario St St Catharines ON L2N 7P8 (Known as Port Dalhousie ) 905-934-1261 Please use Joe Caruso as a contact andor myself Joes email address is kawasaki07bellnet andor faronleonardhotmailcom Thank You look forward to meeting some day

Blessing of the Motorbikersquos and Show and Shine

NB News Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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Actor WisdomThere are four questions of value in lifehellip What is sacred Of what is the spirit made What is worth living for and what is worth dying for The answer to each is the same Only love~ Johnny Depp

Polymath WisdomBelieve none of what you hear and half of what you see- Benjamin Franklin

Spiritual Leader WisdomHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else yoursquore the one who gets burned ~ Buddha

Educator WisdomPeople who consider themselves victims of their circumstances will always remain victims unless they develop a greater vision for their lives ~ Stedman Graham~

Spiritual Teacher WisdomIt is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living ~ Eckhart Tolle

Lithographer WisdomA positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort ndash Herm Albright

I just got back from a pleasure trip I took my mother-in-law to

the airport

WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events

R RWYZWMNrsquoSWORDS TO THE WISE

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Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

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I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

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A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

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Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

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  • Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle
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  • bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events
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  • The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener
  • Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful
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  • Website Tip of the Week
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  • ON Events - Classified AD of the Week
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  • QC Events
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Dare to KnowWhat your body

needs to heal itself

The BodyTalk Systemwith Practitioner Bev Groot

To book an appointment or find out more about the BodyTalk System call

3069815686

Upcoming SK EventsAll Events

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You might be a redneck if yoursquove been married 3 times and you still have the

same in laws

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MB Events

My mother taught me about TIME TRAVELldquoIf you donrsquot straighten up Irsquom going to knock you into the middle of next weekrdquo

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The Grande Prairie Toys for Tots season opener

by Belt Drive Betty

Our local Grande Prairie Toys for Tots group hosts a number of events all riding seasonThe first of those events was their annual swap meet which was held at the Army Navy Air Force Club on Saturday May 10thThere was great participation from the business community with vendors like Bear Biker Wear coming all the way from Bonnyville and Bentleyrsquos from Crestomere in central Alberta adding to the local vendorsA couple of the riding clubs were on hand and I got to interview Manimal of the Chozen Breed and Barb from the Iron Sirens ndash two great local riding clubs that are growing here in Grande Prairie

in search of

lost indians

Pages 1 - 8by Ken Aiken

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Bentleys Motosicle Pain Tin

Contents

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener

35-37 The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener38-39 Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful40-44 ON News Events45-48 ON Events49-50 Sport - News Events51 Sports Events52 Website Tip of the Week53 Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events54-56 ON Events57 ON Events - Classified AD of the Week58-60 Support Our Troops61 QC Events62 Moto Moncton NB Events63 NB Events64 NB News Events65 WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events66-68 NS Events69-70 NL Events

Irsquove been in love with the same woman or 49 years If my wife ever

finds out shersquoll kill me

RR

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I also got some time with Jamie the new president of Toys for Tots and Seth the new vice presidentThese two along with the rest of the board and volunteers did a great job of organizing the event and by the looks of things they are on to a

ragingly successful season They have a ton of events planned to support our local kidsOther vendors included Uncle Buckrsquos ndash they make the BEST beef jerky around this part of the country and members of the Grandview Hutterite colony were out with some amazing gloves both gauntlets and working gloves The quality of the tanning dying and stitching is utterly fabulous Righteous Cycles was the only local bike shop on hand but they had lots to offerA wide variety of parts were on hand for almost

every brand of motorcycle out there and there were some jewelry and clothing vendors on hand as wellThere were only two vacant tables The traffic was good and the ANAVETS club did a brisk business selling breakfast and later lunchThe one thing I love about these season opener events is that a person gets to see people that

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Chozen Breed Booth

Bear and Penny Bear and his bride Penny

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Continued from Previous Pagehave been in hibernation all winter Heck I saw people that I havenrsquot seen in two and three years and it was fantasticOur local Toys for Tots does amazing work in our community and they deserve the support of every dealer and rider in the region Their next event is the Kneez in the Breeze run on May 24th Check out their poster and if you can consider attending

it I know that I had a blast last yearI myself have to be at my Defense Fund Poker Run in Nisku at Blackjacks but if you are in Grande Prairie and area and are looking for a great group to ride and share the day with you wonrsquot find much finer that the guys and gals of Grande Prairie Toys for Tots

- BDB

Righteous Cycles

Righteous Cycles

Randy Cholach and sister Patty

Iron Sirens Booth

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Itrsquos a beautiful day and you feel like going for a ride on your ATV UTV or motorcycle On the trails along the roads and waterways or on the edge of the woods there are sometimes toxic plants that are dangerous to our health Poison Ivy is more common but others are not as well known such as Giant Hogweed To help you identify them when you make stops during these rides let me show in this article three toxic plants that you may come acrossGiant HogweedShort story Originating in the Caucasus it was probably introduced to North America as an ornamental plant It has since taken root and become widespread in many European countries as well as Australia New Zealand the United States and Canada In Quebec it is considered to be an invasive alien plantDescription It can measure 2 to 5 metres high and 30 centimetres to 1 metre after mowing or cutting Its stem is robust covered in white hairs and raspberry red to purple spots spread out and well defined The leaves can reach up to 15 metres

wide by 3 metres longToxic part Its sap (a colourless odourless liquid secreted by all parts of the plant)Effects Contact with the sap followed by exposure to the sun is odourless but can produce dermatitis up to 48 hours after exposure This is characterized by redness of the skin and swelling blisters or even skin lesions at times serious resembling first or second-degree burnsPlaces Disturbed wetlands (along waterways

ditches roads etc)Take note After the wounds heal brown or white spots can linger for many months or even years on the affected areas and they can remain sensitive to the lightCanadian provinces where it is found British Columbia Ontario Quebec New BrunswickSources Deacutevelopppement durable Environnement Faune et Parcs du gouvernement du Queacutebec Santeacute et services sociaux du Queacutebec (French version only) Espace pour la vie de MontreacutealWild ParsnipDescription The flowers have light yellow-green umbels The first year the plant generally presents a low rosette of fusiform leaves while the roots are developing and flowers in the second year on a long stem before dying

Continued Next Page

V I S I T U S A T

W W W K I M P E X N E W S C O MW W W K I M P E X C O M

Hog Weed

Wild Parsnip

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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Toxic part Its sapEffects Like the Giant Hogweed its sap contains chemical products which on human skin can cause reactions similar to serious burns rashes or blistersPlaces Disturbed environments (abandoned yards open fields alongside roads etc)Take note The plantrsquos chemical composition is known to reduce weight gain and decrease fertility in cattle that eat itCanadian provinces where it is found In all provinces and territories with the exception of NunavutSources Canadian Biodiversity Information Facility from Governement of Canada Ministry of Natural Resources from Governement of OntarioPoison IvyDescription A woody perennial plant with creeping climbing or bushy glossy leaves

Toxic part Its sap contains a toxic resin (present in all parts of the plant except the pollen) Any contact with a broken part of the plant a contaminated object or an animal runs the risk of provoking a reaction The seriousness of the reaction depends on individual sensitivity the amount of sap in contact with the skin and exposed areas of the body

Effects A rash manifested by intense itching and redness Swelling and blisters can also be seen all usually between 24 to 48 hours after contact

Places River banks clearings the edge of the woods along roads etc

Take note Inhalation of smoke coming from burning Poison Ivy plants provokes an extremely painful eruption of the lining of the lungs which can lead to respiratory problems and even death

Canadian provinces where it is found In all provinces with the exception of Newfoundland-Labrador

Sources Governement of Canada Health Espace pour la vie Montreacuteal

Continued from Previous Page

Poison Ivy

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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On May 7th the official Road Captain was announced for the 4th Annual Bob Probert Ride This yearrsquos honourary grand marshal is the beautifully talented Emmy Award nominated Jacqueline MacInnes

Wood Thatrsquos right our very own hometown Canadian actress disc jockey singer television host and skilled motorcycle rider will lead the estimated 1100 motorcycles on June 22nd from Thunder Road Harley-Davidson Born in Windsor Ontario she is best known for her role as Steffy Forrester on the long-running American soap opera The Bold and the Beautiful She is also the younger sister to Dani Probert the Event Co-Chair for the Bob Probert RideFor the past four years riders in vests leather boots and blue jeans revved their

engines honouring the late hockey player Bob Probert while benefitting cardiac care at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Itrsquos a fitting tribute given that Bob was a Harley-Davidson enthusiast himself and also loved participating in charity ridesJacqueline now joins the small list of past

Continued Next Page

Mike Bechard

2014 Bob Probert Ride Media LaunchON News Events

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road captains such as former hockey players and Bobrsquos teammates Tony Amonte Sheldon Kennedy and Chris Chelios All of whom led a brigade of motorcycles following a scenic routearound Windsor and Essex County riding along the water and through the county settings showcasing the arearsquos beautyThe route has planned stops in Amherstburg Colchester Belle River and the Riverside Sportsmenrsquos Club mdashthe final stop Each stop is unique and gives the riders an opportunity to get something to eat and drink while a chance to win some awesome prizes like autographed Original Six jerseysBob Probert was a local hockey icon and an enforcer who played in the National Hockey League

Continued from Previous Page

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for 16 seasons with the Detroit Red Wings and the Chicago Blackhawks He passed away in 2010 after suffering a heart attack while on his boat out on Lake St Clair Dani Probert Bobrsquos widow has been organizing the memorial ride since its inception in 2011 That year was especially significant because

it was the first year that she was actually able to process the overwhelming amount of supportIn the last three years motorcyclists werenrsquot the only ones who turned out for the memorial ridemdashthousands of spectators stood at the side of the road to cheer the riders on at the different stops All participants of the Bob Probert Ride have risen over $300000 to fund the expansion of the cardiac care unit at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Windsor unfortunately has one of the highest rates of cardiac emergencies in Canada and there is not enough room to meet the demands As a result routine procedures are often rescheduled to make way for emergency cases Dani Probert and the hospital boardrsquos ultimate goal are to make the unit open 247 and have two beds available for angioplasty instead of just oneItrsquos hard to put into words how the communityrsquos support has helped Dani and her four children Brogan Tierney Jack and Declyn after such an immense loss In addition the family looks forward to this yearrsquos ride being even bigger with riders from

all over including Michigan paying homage to their father ldquoThe Enforcerrdquo Bob ProbertThe date for the 2014 Bob Probert Ride is June 22nd and all up-to-date information can be found on the website wwwprobertridecomRide safe ride freeMike ldquoChopperrdquo Bechard

Continued from Previous Page

ON News Events

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The 2014 ldquoRide for MSrdquo now in its 6th year is on Sunday September 21 2014 Shar Good Event Organizer recounts ldquoIt has been a learning experience receiving the help of Mike Bechard of the Lone Wolf Clubhouse back in the beginning to bring to life my dream of an event such as this since my diagnosis of Multiple

Sclerosis in 1985 I wanted to make a difference and help in any way I couldrdquo Good explains ldquoMultiple Sclerosis is the most commonly diagnosed neurological disease found in individuals between the ages of 15 to 40mdashthis area of Southwestern Ontario has a high number of affected people Reports from local neurologists tell us that approximately 700 to 800 citizens in our area have been diagnosedGood went on to say ldquoAll motorcycle riders are welcome to participate in the Ride for MS poker run to benefit the Windsor-Essex County Chapter of the MS Society of Canada This great ride starts and ends with a full course family style dinner at the Columbus Center of South Windsor 2014 Columbus Drive in Windsor Registration begins at 900AM and will run until 1030AM Registration Fees are as follows Rider $30 (FREE with $100 in Pledges) Passenger $20 (Free with $100 in Pledges) Participants are encouraged to collect pledges to receive pledge awards that start at $200 with Gas Cards awarded for pledges starting at $250 The Pledge Award Tier is provided on the pledge sheet available for download at wwwlonewolfclubhousecom and wwwmssocietycachaptersessexcommunityhtm The first stop of the poker run will be The Leaf in Windsor where you are welcome to have a full breakfast from the menu followed by stops at The

Sandbar Waterfront Grill (providing lunch specials) Birdiersquos Perch out in Leamington (providing FREE bottled water) the Pelee Island Winery in Kingsville (providing FREE wine tasting) Crabby Joersquos in Essex with the last optional stop being at Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery where you will receive a 6th optional card for your poker handrdquo Shar goes on to explain the 6th poker stop is optional giving you an extra chance to get either the Best or Worst Poker Hand of the day and win a prize for each Six stops in total are allocated along the 100 mile route Itrsquos so much fun itrsquos wonderful to be able to host a fundraiser that puts a smile on everyonersquos facerdquo Once back at the Columbus Center of S Windsor there is a family style dinner and an opportunity to participate in a 5050 Draw a Chinese Auction and a Gift Certificate Grab Bag There are Door Prizes for the ride participants using their Free Door Prize ticket they received upon Registration Good goes on to welcome non-riders as there are DINNER ONLY TICKETS available for $25 each and when purchasing in a set of 2 tickets a tax receipt for $20 will be issued Shar reiterates ldquoBikers Sponsors Volunteers amp Contributors to the event make it happen We have been blessed in the past and again this year with this event being sponsored by DIAMOND SPONSORSHIPS Biz X The Leaf Families First amp Leather King and RUBY SPONSORSHIPS UNIFOR Local 444 Robinson Motorcycle Avon Canada Fran Sales CrsquoEst Bon Lone Wolf Clubhouse Comfort Inn Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery Pelee Island Winery Sandbar Waterfront Grill Steversquos Auto Shine Birdiersquos Perch Canadian Tire (Tecumseh Rd E Windsor) Molson Coors and Belt Drive Betty The contributions of businesses in our community of door prizes and auction items add personality to the event

Good is happy to report ldquoTo date the Ride for MS has raised $33900 that has been used in assisting those with MS to subsidize the purchase of much needed assisted that enhance the quality of their

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ON News Events

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livesrdquo As Event Planner amp Creator Good observes first hand how the money raised facilitates those living with multiple sclerosis Having MS herself she works with the Windsor-Essex County Chapter as a past board member aiding their membership almost on a daily basis Good reflects on her past involvement with the society and what she learned ldquoI was amazed with how much the special equipment cost and was surprised with the amounts that were not covered The depths that the society had to go through to make sure people with MS got

the equipment they needed when they needed it amazed merdquo This is where the Ride for MS and the funds raised from this event come into play ldquoThe society informs the participant of this event annually at the dinner as to how the funds raised were used which is importantrdquo says Good ldquothe feeling you get when a recipient of these funds find out you are a participant of the event that helped them obtain a piece of equipment gives you a hug and says thank you is surrealrdquoJoin us on Sunday September 21st and make someonersquos wish for a better quality of life become a reality For more information you may contact Shar at (519) 798-3858 or by email at shar54xplornetca SUBJECT Ride for MS

ON News Events

Whatever you do in life always give 100 Unless yoursquore

donating blood

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Grand Bendrsquos ldquoVintage Bike DaysrdquoThis years Annual ldquoShow amp Shinerdquo event will be held in Grand Bend and takes place on Sunday July 20 2014 from 1000am until around 1pm right on Grand Bendrsquos Main Street (exact location will be announced soon)Again this year there is no registration fee no official judging no vendors and itrsquos NOT a swap-meet but there will be a group ride from Main Street to the Grand Bend MOTORPLEX Raceway

to enjoy the Vintage Road Racing Associations ldquoSUMMER CLASSICrdquo EventVintage related club and group displays are encouragedJust show up and proudly show off your scooters and motorcycles All makes and models of Vintage amp Classic bikes are most welcomeFind us on Facebook httpwwwfacebookcompagesGrand-Bends-Vintage-Bike-Days204561802964090sk=wallampapp_data

HHR RouteDetails are here We are assembling in front of the HQ building at CFB Trenton with the ride departing at 1145 Due to some issues related to our permit that could not be resolved in the short time remaining before our Ride we in the interest in safety and the show must go on have decided to move our Rally to the Whitby Entertainment Centrum This is where the ride will end It is the same location as our assembly last yearJoin us as we welcome home our HEROES as the mission has ended in Afghanistan for our Canadian ForcesHope to see many of you there

ON Events

2930 Haldimand Road 20 Cayuga1st Annual Autism Rodeo amp Family Day Charity Event to raise funds for Autism

11am-5pm Family Time bull Live bands ~ TBAbull Kids Gamesbull Face Paintingbull Free BBQ amp Drink with admission

5pm-2am Adults ONLY~Rodeo Timebull Motorcycle Gamesbull Show N Shine bull Pig Roastbull Live Bands ~ TBAbull Beer Kegs

Overnight Camping (Adults Only) Sponsors

raquo Motorcycle Enhancements raquo Tattz AndCompany raquo Black widow paintball amp Airsoftl raquo Mainway Sports raquo Action Auto raquo Paula Manto Swick Registered Disability

Savings Plan Rep raquo CrazeePaint Airbrushing

VendorsTattz AndCompanyBlack widow Paintball amp AirsoftPaula Manto Swick Registered Disability Savings Plan Rep

All proceeds go to Autism Awarenes

Autism Rodeo amp Family Day - August 2nd 2014

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Why a round pizza gets delivered in a square box

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ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo Winner of Combined SOAR and RACE Events Get CSBK National Support (csbkca)This Ontario motorcycle roadracing season sanctioning groups SOAR and RACE are working together with a pair of Series race

weekends SOAR is hosting the RACE group at Grand Bend Raceway on June 13-15 while RACE returns the favor by hosting SOAR racers at Shannonville Motorsport Park June 27-29 As part of this co-promotion Dunlop racing tire distributor Pro 6 Cycle and the National Mopar CSBK organizing group have also joined up to provide a special bonus for Amateur Sport Bike

Continued Next Page

Dunlop Amateur Showdown winner to get National support

Sports - News Events

ADULTA person who has stopped

growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle

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class (approx 600cc) competitors A two round points-paying Series will recognize the appropriate Sport Bike-type class races at the SOAR and RACE-hosted events determining the top rising star in that category The racer who achieves the best combined result from the two race ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo will receive a competition award sponsoring their entry for the final Amateur Sport Bike Mopar CSBK National rounds at Canadian Tire Motorsport Park August 15-17Dunlop distributor Pro 6 Cycle and CSBK will supply competitor entry and racing tires to the winner of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo for the

CTMP National weekend The entry will include both Saturday and Sunday Amateur Sport Bike double header rounds with the successful Amateur competitor receiving a maximum of six Dunlop DOT-type class appropriate racing tires for use during the three day eventThe winning competitor must not have held a Pro motorcycle roadracing License nor can they have competed in more than two previous National races SOAR and RACE organizers will be the final judges of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo and ensure that all competitors respect the structure and spirit of the bonus competitionFor more information please check the SOAR (soaracingca) and RACE Events (Shannonvillecom) official web sites

Sports - News Events

DatesMay 16thJune 20thJuly 25thAugust 15thSeptember 12th

Registration opens at 5pm on the day of the event followed by racing at 7pm All racers must havevalid motorcycle drivers licensefull faced Snell 05 approved helmetgauntlet style leather glovesleather jacketleather bootscompetitors exceeding 120 mph will be required to wear full leathersMotorcycles must be in good working order and will be required to pass tech inspection prior to their first pass CLICK HERE for additional information on the Mission Raceway Park and their street legal Friday night races

2014 CMDRA Bracket Racing at Mission Raceway

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Sports Events

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

THE 27th

THREE DAY

May 171819 ndash 2014 ndash at Scotch Creek

All usual Classes ndash Entry $25 per day - $10 Vintage - Kids free

The Old Guy in 1971

Dean Seaman 2014

171819 ndash 2014 ndash171819 ndash 2014 ndash

This year the event will enter a new era with a two day Modern Trial

Total results will count for the overall Championship

Round 2 in Rocky Mountain House ABRound 3 in Ymir BC

We also have planned a Kids Trialon the Saturday night for

Both Electric and engine powered bikes Camping is good with Porta -Potties on site

Call for details of Motels etc

Phone Outlaw Dave for further info (250) 545-6139Directions - Follow the road to Scotch Creek from Hiway one West of Sorrento Then turn left

At Leopold road at the top of the hill after you leave town (Tire sign on left) red arrows from that point

A big thanks to the land owners for the use of this fantastic area

Modern Trial - Saturday amp Sunday - Vintage Monday Start time 10am all three days

13 13 13 13 13 13

For13 Immediate13 Release13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 May13 813 201413 13 CMDRA13 Announces13 Revised13 201413 Schedule13 13 The13 Canadian13 Motorcycle13 Drag13 Racing13 Association13 is13 releasing13 details13 of13 their13 updated13 201413 schedule13 The13 six13 race13 series13 which13 includes13 events13 in13 British13 Columbia13 Alberta13 and13 Ontario13 required13 revision13 following13 the13 unexpected13 announcement13 of13 the13 suspension13 of13 operations13 at13 one13 of13 the13 venues13 included13 in13 the13 original13 schedule13 13

Revised13 201413 Schedule13 June13 141513 13 Grand13 Bend13 Motorplex13 Grand13 Bend13 ON13 June13 2213 (113 day13 event)13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 July13 121313 13 13 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13 August13 232413 13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 Fort13 St13 John13 BC13 September13 6713 13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 September13 272813 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13

13

13 13

13 CMDRA13 Executive13 Director13 Kevin13 Shupac13 commented13 ldquoThe13 CMDRA13 is13 sincerely13 thankful13 for13 the13 support13 the13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 and13 Castrol13 Raceway13 and13 all13 of13 the13 tracks13 the13 CMDRA13 will13 visit13 in13 201413 We13 would13 also13 like13 to13 thank13 our13 members13 for13 their13 patience13 during13 the13 past13 four13 weeksrdquo13 13 13

13 13

infocmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 13 wwwcmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 1877580900813 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 TwitterCMDRA201413 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 Facebook13 CMDRA13

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR After your hands become coated with

grease your nose will begin to itch

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Did you know that BeltDriveBettycom has the most comprehensive database of Canadian Riding Clubs on the on the internet Wersquove revamped our Riding Club directory and wersquod like to know what you think Itrsquos indexed by Province and by Type of Riding Club for easy browsing

bull Brand Specificbull Cruising and Touringbull Military bull Lifestylebull Occupation-Relatedbull Rider Rights and Freedomsbull Vintagebull Sportsbull Womenrsquos Riding Clubsbull Motorcycle Ministries

httpwwwbeltdrivebettycomcommunityriding-clubs

TIP OF THE WEEK RIDING CLUBS section REVAMPED

on Facebook has photo albums for each province and month filled with tons of events

httpwwwfacebookcomCanadianMotorcycleEventsphotos_albums

Visit our page and go to the photos link once there click on albums to find the Province and month you are interested in

You can also use our national calendars at wwwcanadianmotorcycleeventscom - filled with even more event information you can sort them right down to only one province and they are highly shareable

Our CANADIAN MOTORCYCLE EVENTS

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

ldquoIf yoursquore going to kill each other do it outside I just finished cleaningrdquo

Website Tip of the Week

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Tides roll in and tides roll out

There arenrsquot too many things in life that are predictable but ocean tides are one of them

Our family just returned from a short vacation on a Vancouver Island beach and I found the tides fascinating

Incoming tides covered the beach and at high tide you could literally see all the sandcastles wood forts and creations literally disappear under the water never to be seen again

The outgoing tides revealed a clean fresh canvas and some sea-life caught in the tidal pools left behind or laying helplessly on the beach Seagulls swooped down to shell covered areas of the beach in search of oysters that had been stranded on the half kilometer sandy beach as the eagles hovered above looking for their next snack

I could not help but think about the lsquoTides of Lifersquo where we know that until our number comes up and we face eternal judgment each day the sun will come up we will spend time with those people whom we love (family friends) and with people whom we would most likely prefer not to be spending time with (school work) and we will experience all the good and not so good that the

tides of life bring our way Night will come and in the morning we will repeat the cycle all over again

As a born-again believer I felt the tide analogy was an appropriate one The ocean washes away everything left on the beach and when we ask Christ for the forgiveness of our sins he literally washes them away Check out this verse from ldquoOur Ownerrsquos Manual for Liferdquo found in Psalm 103 verse 12 ldquoHe has removed our sins as far from us as the east is from the westrdquo

Our biker church exists to take the ldquoGood Newsrdquo and the ldquoSalvation Messagerdquo to un-churched bikers here on the West Coast In fact our prayer is that the Holy Spirit would become like a raging wildfire touching the hearts and lives of bikers resulting in an assurance of eternity with our Jesus in heaven and a life on this earth that takes on new meaning and purpose

If you think riding your scoot along a seaside highway on a hot summerrsquos day is something special just wait until you do it when Jesus Christ is at the controls of your lifehellip there is no greater lsquohighrsquo and bigger lsquorushrsquo than this All it takes is a few short words ask Jesus to forgive you for your sins tell him you that you want him to be Lord of your life Follow this up with prayer and bible reading and oh yeahhellip believe that he does in fact lsquohave your backrsquo in this life

Ride safe Ride true

Pastor Chuck

Canadian Riders Support Program Network

By joining the Canadian Riders Support Program you volunteer to provide assistance to broken down riders in your area This assistance may include providing information about nearby repair shops towing accommodations making phone calls providing directions etc While some Canadian Riders have expressed that they would be able to provide help with tools wrenching towing and even temporary accommodations the level of assistance you may provide is totally up to you as you feel comfortable and safe to do soLetrsquos face it most of us have been there away from home and broke down by the side of the road Canadian Rider Members are also listed in Belt Drive Bettyrsquos Little Black Book a resource directory currently carried in the saddlebags of thousands of Canadian Riders As a ldquoThank Yourdquo from Belt Drive Betty Canadian Riders Support Network Members receive The Busted Knuckle Chronicles E-Subscription free of charge

Come join us at httpwwwcanadianridersca

Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events

Pastor Chuck

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G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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ON - Events

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ON News - ON Events

If everything seems to be going well you have obviously

overlooked something

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2002 Tiny Mite Cargo Trailer

Stock CTRL0033 Colour Blue Features Very clean trailer in excellent condition tons of storage good quality cargo trailer at a good price

Price $ 2495 CAD NO GST

Contact

Trike Zone

(780) 389-3344

Mulhurst Bay AB

Email edwardtrikezonecom

ON Events - Classified AD of the Week

Upcoming ON EventsJune - August

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Join Veterans Law Enforement First Responders and their supporters from both Canada and the US on this overnight cross border ride to Wenatchee Washington June 7th 2014Check out httpcanamveteransrideweeblycom for details laquoHalf The Fun is Getting Thereraquo

Support Our Troops

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Support Our Troops

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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Support Our Troops

Upcoming SOT EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

Are you a veteran who owns a businessWould you like to promote your products or services but find advertising expensive

Get 50 off your first 6 months of advertisingContact Belt Drive Betty to find out about the

Veteranrsquos Business Starter Programbdbettygmailcom

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Tee Shirts Patches amp More in the BDB Store

We appreciate your support

wwwbdbstorecom

QC EVENTS

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What did the elephant say to the naked man How do you breathe through that

tiny thing

Ah lsquoFridayrsquo my second favorite F-word

August 7 - 10 2014 - In the Heart of Downtown MonctonThe MotoMoncton Festival was first launched in August of 2011 with motorcyclists from near and taking over Monctonrsquos downtown core This three-day event featured motorcycle stunt shows a burnout competition group rides throughout Southeastern New Brunswick a bike cruise through Moncton live entertainment on Main Street and much moreIn 2012 the City of Moncton was pleased to host another weekend of motorcycle madness in downtown Moncton and to welcome bikers from across the region and across the country as the city hosted both MotoMoncton and the 17th Canadian National Harley Owners Group Rally Moncton was honoured to be chosen as host city for this national event and together with MotoMoncton the HOG Rally proved to be yet another exciting motorcycle weekend in the cityThis past August 2013 MotoMoncton organizers were yet again pleased to host another successful weekend of exciting activity with thousands visiting the festival grounds throughout the weekend

The festival an initiative of the City of Moncton is made possible by the support of various partners including Downtown Moncton Centre-Ville Inc various local motorcycle dealers and clubs and other community partners

For more information and sponsorship enquiries please contact 506-383-7020 506-877-7700 of by Email infomotomonctoncaOr visit motomonctonca

MOTO MONCTON NB EVENTS

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What are three words a woman never wants to hear when shersquos making love ldquoHoney Irsquom homerdquo

NB EVENTS

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club would be very pleased if you would help support our up coming charity event in support of the DECH Childrenrsquos Ward

This year our Toy Ride takes place June 14th 2014 We are celebrating our 30th Ride Register early to receive a limited Edition 30th Anniversary Shirt

Registration forms online at

httpfrederictonmotorcycleclubcaHomephp

The ride begins at the parking lot of the Canadian Tire Two Nations Crossing (North Side) On site registration between 930 am amp 1045 am Ride begins at 11 am sharp

The Motorcyclist will enjoy a scenic country ride via Nashwack Bridge to Stanley At the Stanley school there will be a barbeque Show-N-Shine 5050 draw silent auction etc

The group will return via the Royal Road ending up at the DECH for the presentations of the Toys and monies raised to the Child Life Unit of the DECH

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club has been the most consistent supporter of the DECH Childrenrsquos Life Unit since 1985 All of the funds raised and Toys collected go to the hospitalized Children

Please share this email with all your friends Help us Brighten A Childrsquos Stay

Fredricton Motorcycle Club Toy Ride

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Where Royal Canadian Legion Branch 350 Port DalhousieWhen Saturday 7 June Blessing starts 11am followed by the Show and Shine

Show and Shine Entry fee $1000

11 trophies up for grabsbull Best in Show 1st 2nd 3rd placebull Best cruiser 1st amp 2nd placebull Best touring 1st and 2nd placebull Best sport bike 1st amp 2nd placebull Best sport touring 1st amp 2nd place

BBQ burgers and sausage on a bun for sale 5050 draw coffee and donutsAll proceeds to support the Royal Canadian Legion Port DalhousieI challenge all Bike clubs in the Niagara area to attend this wonderful event Hosted by the Working Stiffs Riding ClubCanadian Legion Branch 350 Located at 600 Ontario St St Catharines ON L2N 7P8 (Known as Port Dalhousie ) 905-934-1261 Please use Joe Caruso as a contact andor myself Joes email address is kawasaki07bellnet andor faronleonardhotmailcom Thank You look forward to meeting some day

Blessing of the Motorbikersquos and Show and Shine

NB News Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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Actor WisdomThere are four questions of value in lifehellip What is sacred Of what is the spirit made What is worth living for and what is worth dying for The answer to each is the same Only love~ Johnny Depp

Polymath WisdomBelieve none of what you hear and half of what you see- Benjamin Franklin

Spiritual Leader WisdomHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else yoursquore the one who gets burned ~ Buddha

Educator WisdomPeople who consider themselves victims of their circumstances will always remain victims unless they develop a greater vision for their lives ~ Stedman Graham~

Spiritual Teacher WisdomIt is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living ~ Eckhart Tolle

Lithographer WisdomA positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort ndash Herm Albright

I just got back from a pleasure trip I took my mother-in-law to

the airport

WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events

R RWYZWMNrsquoSWORDS TO THE WISE

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Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

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I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

Select Arrows to view events

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A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

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Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

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  • From the Depths of File 13 - I Hate Mondays
  • AB News - Events
  • David Pocock - AB Events
  • Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events
  • RAGE - SK Events
  • SK Events
  • Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle
  • Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List
  • bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events
  • SK News - Word Search
  • SK News Events
  • MB Events
  • The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener
  • Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful
  • ON News Events
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  • Website Tip of the Week
  • Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events
  • ON Events
  • ON Events - Classified AD of the Week
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MB Events

My mother taught me about TIME TRAVELldquoIf you donrsquot straighten up Irsquom going to knock you into the middle of next weekrdquo

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The Grande Prairie Toys for Tots season opener

by Belt Drive Betty

Our local Grande Prairie Toys for Tots group hosts a number of events all riding seasonThe first of those events was their annual swap meet which was held at the Army Navy Air Force Club on Saturday May 10thThere was great participation from the business community with vendors like Bear Biker Wear coming all the way from Bonnyville and Bentleyrsquos from Crestomere in central Alberta adding to the local vendorsA couple of the riding clubs were on hand and I got to interview Manimal of the Chozen Breed and Barb from the Iron Sirens ndash two great local riding clubs that are growing here in Grande Prairie

in search of

lost indians

Pages 1 - 8by Ken Aiken

Continued Next Page

Bentleys Motosicle Pain Tin

Contents

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener

35-37 The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener38-39 Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful40-44 ON News Events45-48 ON Events49-50 Sport - News Events51 Sports Events52 Website Tip of the Week53 Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events54-56 ON Events57 ON Events - Classified AD of the Week58-60 Support Our Troops61 QC Events62 Moto Moncton NB Events63 NB Events64 NB News Events65 WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events66-68 NS Events69-70 NL Events

Irsquove been in love with the same woman or 49 years If my wife ever

finds out shersquoll kill me

RR

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I also got some time with Jamie the new president of Toys for Tots and Seth the new vice presidentThese two along with the rest of the board and volunteers did a great job of organizing the event and by the looks of things they are on to a

ragingly successful season They have a ton of events planned to support our local kidsOther vendors included Uncle Buckrsquos ndash they make the BEST beef jerky around this part of the country and members of the Grandview Hutterite colony were out with some amazing gloves both gauntlets and working gloves The quality of the tanning dying and stitching is utterly fabulous Righteous Cycles was the only local bike shop on hand but they had lots to offerA wide variety of parts were on hand for almost

every brand of motorcycle out there and there were some jewelry and clothing vendors on hand as wellThere were only two vacant tables The traffic was good and the ANAVETS club did a brisk business selling breakfast and later lunchThe one thing I love about these season opener events is that a person gets to see people that

Continued from Previous Page

Continued Next Page

Chozen Breed Booth

Bear and Penny Bear and his bride Penny

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Continued from Previous Pagehave been in hibernation all winter Heck I saw people that I havenrsquot seen in two and three years and it was fantasticOur local Toys for Tots does amazing work in our community and they deserve the support of every dealer and rider in the region Their next event is the Kneez in the Breeze run on May 24th Check out their poster and if you can consider attending

it I know that I had a blast last yearI myself have to be at my Defense Fund Poker Run in Nisku at Blackjacks but if you are in Grande Prairie and area and are looking for a great group to ride and share the day with you wonrsquot find much finer that the guys and gals of Grande Prairie Toys for Tots

- BDB

Righteous Cycles

Righteous Cycles

Randy Cholach and sister Patty

Iron Sirens Booth

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Itrsquos a beautiful day and you feel like going for a ride on your ATV UTV or motorcycle On the trails along the roads and waterways or on the edge of the woods there are sometimes toxic plants that are dangerous to our health Poison Ivy is more common but others are not as well known such as Giant Hogweed To help you identify them when you make stops during these rides let me show in this article three toxic plants that you may come acrossGiant HogweedShort story Originating in the Caucasus it was probably introduced to North America as an ornamental plant It has since taken root and become widespread in many European countries as well as Australia New Zealand the United States and Canada In Quebec it is considered to be an invasive alien plantDescription It can measure 2 to 5 metres high and 30 centimetres to 1 metre after mowing or cutting Its stem is robust covered in white hairs and raspberry red to purple spots spread out and well defined The leaves can reach up to 15 metres

wide by 3 metres longToxic part Its sap (a colourless odourless liquid secreted by all parts of the plant)Effects Contact with the sap followed by exposure to the sun is odourless but can produce dermatitis up to 48 hours after exposure This is characterized by redness of the skin and swelling blisters or even skin lesions at times serious resembling first or second-degree burnsPlaces Disturbed wetlands (along waterways

ditches roads etc)Take note After the wounds heal brown or white spots can linger for many months or even years on the affected areas and they can remain sensitive to the lightCanadian provinces where it is found British Columbia Ontario Quebec New BrunswickSources Deacutevelopppement durable Environnement Faune et Parcs du gouvernement du Queacutebec Santeacute et services sociaux du Queacutebec (French version only) Espace pour la vie de MontreacutealWild ParsnipDescription The flowers have light yellow-green umbels The first year the plant generally presents a low rosette of fusiform leaves while the roots are developing and flowers in the second year on a long stem before dying

Continued Next Page

V I S I T U S A T

W W W K I M P E X N E W S C O MW W W K I M P E X C O M

Hog Weed

Wild Parsnip

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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Toxic part Its sapEffects Like the Giant Hogweed its sap contains chemical products which on human skin can cause reactions similar to serious burns rashes or blistersPlaces Disturbed environments (abandoned yards open fields alongside roads etc)Take note The plantrsquos chemical composition is known to reduce weight gain and decrease fertility in cattle that eat itCanadian provinces where it is found In all provinces and territories with the exception of NunavutSources Canadian Biodiversity Information Facility from Governement of Canada Ministry of Natural Resources from Governement of OntarioPoison IvyDescription A woody perennial plant with creeping climbing or bushy glossy leaves

Toxic part Its sap contains a toxic resin (present in all parts of the plant except the pollen) Any contact with a broken part of the plant a contaminated object or an animal runs the risk of provoking a reaction The seriousness of the reaction depends on individual sensitivity the amount of sap in contact with the skin and exposed areas of the body

Effects A rash manifested by intense itching and redness Swelling and blisters can also be seen all usually between 24 to 48 hours after contact

Places River banks clearings the edge of the woods along roads etc

Take note Inhalation of smoke coming from burning Poison Ivy plants provokes an extremely painful eruption of the lining of the lungs which can lead to respiratory problems and even death

Canadian provinces where it is found In all provinces with the exception of Newfoundland-Labrador

Sources Governement of Canada Health Espace pour la vie Montreacuteal

Continued from Previous Page

Poison Ivy

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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On May 7th the official Road Captain was announced for the 4th Annual Bob Probert Ride This yearrsquos honourary grand marshal is the beautifully talented Emmy Award nominated Jacqueline MacInnes

Wood Thatrsquos right our very own hometown Canadian actress disc jockey singer television host and skilled motorcycle rider will lead the estimated 1100 motorcycles on June 22nd from Thunder Road Harley-Davidson Born in Windsor Ontario she is best known for her role as Steffy Forrester on the long-running American soap opera The Bold and the Beautiful She is also the younger sister to Dani Probert the Event Co-Chair for the Bob Probert RideFor the past four years riders in vests leather boots and blue jeans revved their

engines honouring the late hockey player Bob Probert while benefitting cardiac care at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Itrsquos a fitting tribute given that Bob was a Harley-Davidson enthusiast himself and also loved participating in charity ridesJacqueline now joins the small list of past

Continued Next Page

Mike Bechard

2014 Bob Probert Ride Media LaunchON News Events

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road captains such as former hockey players and Bobrsquos teammates Tony Amonte Sheldon Kennedy and Chris Chelios All of whom led a brigade of motorcycles following a scenic routearound Windsor and Essex County riding along the water and through the county settings showcasing the arearsquos beautyThe route has planned stops in Amherstburg Colchester Belle River and the Riverside Sportsmenrsquos Club mdashthe final stop Each stop is unique and gives the riders an opportunity to get something to eat and drink while a chance to win some awesome prizes like autographed Original Six jerseysBob Probert was a local hockey icon and an enforcer who played in the National Hockey League

Continued from Previous Page

Continued Next Page

ON News Events

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for 16 seasons with the Detroit Red Wings and the Chicago Blackhawks He passed away in 2010 after suffering a heart attack while on his boat out on Lake St Clair Dani Probert Bobrsquos widow has been organizing the memorial ride since its inception in 2011 That year was especially significant because

it was the first year that she was actually able to process the overwhelming amount of supportIn the last three years motorcyclists werenrsquot the only ones who turned out for the memorial ridemdashthousands of spectators stood at the side of the road to cheer the riders on at the different stops All participants of the Bob Probert Ride have risen over $300000 to fund the expansion of the cardiac care unit at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Windsor unfortunately has one of the highest rates of cardiac emergencies in Canada and there is not enough room to meet the demands As a result routine procedures are often rescheduled to make way for emergency cases Dani Probert and the hospital boardrsquos ultimate goal are to make the unit open 247 and have two beds available for angioplasty instead of just oneItrsquos hard to put into words how the communityrsquos support has helped Dani and her four children Brogan Tierney Jack and Declyn after such an immense loss In addition the family looks forward to this yearrsquos ride being even bigger with riders from

all over including Michigan paying homage to their father ldquoThe Enforcerrdquo Bob ProbertThe date for the 2014 Bob Probert Ride is June 22nd and all up-to-date information can be found on the website wwwprobertridecomRide safe ride freeMike ldquoChopperrdquo Bechard

Continued from Previous Page

ON News Events

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The 2014 ldquoRide for MSrdquo now in its 6th year is on Sunday September 21 2014 Shar Good Event Organizer recounts ldquoIt has been a learning experience receiving the help of Mike Bechard of the Lone Wolf Clubhouse back in the beginning to bring to life my dream of an event such as this since my diagnosis of Multiple

Sclerosis in 1985 I wanted to make a difference and help in any way I couldrdquo Good explains ldquoMultiple Sclerosis is the most commonly diagnosed neurological disease found in individuals between the ages of 15 to 40mdashthis area of Southwestern Ontario has a high number of affected people Reports from local neurologists tell us that approximately 700 to 800 citizens in our area have been diagnosedGood went on to say ldquoAll motorcycle riders are welcome to participate in the Ride for MS poker run to benefit the Windsor-Essex County Chapter of the MS Society of Canada This great ride starts and ends with a full course family style dinner at the Columbus Center of South Windsor 2014 Columbus Drive in Windsor Registration begins at 900AM and will run until 1030AM Registration Fees are as follows Rider $30 (FREE with $100 in Pledges) Passenger $20 (Free with $100 in Pledges) Participants are encouraged to collect pledges to receive pledge awards that start at $200 with Gas Cards awarded for pledges starting at $250 The Pledge Award Tier is provided on the pledge sheet available for download at wwwlonewolfclubhousecom and wwwmssocietycachaptersessexcommunityhtm The first stop of the poker run will be The Leaf in Windsor where you are welcome to have a full breakfast from the menu followed by stops at The

Sandbar Waterfront Grill (providing lunch specials) Birdiersquos Perch out in Leamington (providing FREE bottled water) the Pelee Island Winery in Kingsville (providing FREE wine tasting) Crabby Joersquos in Essex with the last optional stop being at Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery where you will receive a 6th optional card for your poker handrdquo Shar goes on to explain the 6th poker stop is optional giving you an extra chance to get either the Best or Worst Poker Hand of the day and win a prize for each Six stops in total are allocated along the 100 mile route Itrsquos so much fun itrsquos wonderful to be able to host a fundraiser that puts a smile on everyonersquos facerdquo Once back at the Columbus Center of S Windsor there is a family style dinner and an opportunity to participate in a 5050 Draw a Chinese Auction and a Gift Certificate Grab Bag There are Door Prizes for the ride participants using their Free Door Prize ticket they received upon Registration Good goes on to welcome non-riders as there are DINNER ONLY TICKETS available for $25 each and when purchasing in a set of 2 tickets a tax receipt for $20 will be issued Shar reiterates ldquoBikers Sponsors Volunteers amp Contributors to the event make it happen We have been blessed in the past and again this year with this event being sponsored by DIAMOND SPONSORSHIPS Biz X The Leaf Families First amp Leather King and RUBY SPONSORSHIPS UNIFOR Local 444 Robinson Motorcycle Avon Canada Fran Sales CrsquoEst Bon Lone Wolf Clubhouse Comfort Inn Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery Pelee Island Winery Sandbar Waterfront Grill Steversquos Auto Shine Birdiersquos Perch Canadian Tire (Tecumseh Rd E Windsor) Molson Coors and Belt Drive Betty The contributions of businesses in our community of door prizes and auction items add personality to the event

Good is happy to report ldquoTo date the Ride for MS has raised $33900 that has been used in assisting those with MS to subsidize the purchase of much needed assisted that enhance the quality of their

Continued Next Page

ON News Events

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livesrdquo As Event Planner amp Creator Good observes first hand how the money raised facilitates those living with multiple sclerosis Having MS herself she works with the Windsor-Essex County Chapter as a past board member aiding their membership almost on a daily basis Good reflects on her past involvement with the society and what she learned ldquoI was amazed with how much the special equipment cost and was surprised with the amounts that were not covered The depths that the society had to go through to make sure people with MS got

the equipment they needed when they needed it amazed merdquo This is where the Ride for MS and the funds raised from this event come into play ldquoThe society informs the participant of this event annually at the dinner as to how the funds raised were used which is importantrdquo says Good ldquothe feeling you get when a recipient of these funds find out you are a participant of the event that helped them obtain a piece of equipment gives you a hug and says thank you is surrealrdquoJoin us on Sunday September 21st and make someonersquos wish for a better quality of life become a reality For more information you may contact Shar at (519) 798-3858 or by email at shar54xplornetca SUBJECT Ride for MS

ON News Events

Whatever you do in life always give 100 Unless yoursquore

donating blood

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Grand Bendrsquos ldquoVintage Bike DaysrdquoThis years Annual ldquoShow amp Shinerdquo event will be held in Grand Bend and takes place on Sunday July 20 2014 from 1000am until around 1pm right on Grand Bendrsquos Main Street (exact location will be announced soon)Again this year there is no registration fee no official judging no vendors and itrsquos NOT a swap-meet but there will be a group ride from Main Street to the Grand Bend MOTORPLEX Raceway

to enjoy the Vintage Road Racing Associations ldquoSUMMER CLASSICrdquo EventVintage related club and group displays are encouragedJust show up and proudly show off your scooters and motorcycles All makes and models of Vintage amp Classic bikes are most welcomeFind us on Facebook httpwwwfacebookcompagesGrand-Bends-Vintage-Bike-Days204561802964090sk=wallampapp_data

HHR RouteDetails are here We are assembling in front of the HQ building at CFB Trenton with the ride departing at 1145 Due to some issues related to our permit that could not be resolved in the short time remaining before our Ride we in the interest in safety and the show must go on have decided to move our Rally to the Whitby Entertainment Centrum This is where the ride will end It is the same location as our assembly last yearJoin us as we welcome home our HEROES as the mission has ended in Afghanistan for our Canadian ForcesHope to see many of you there

ON Events

2930 Haldimand Road 20 Cayuga1st Annual Autism Rodeo amp Family Day Charity Event to raise funds for Autism

11am-5pm Family Time bull Live bands ~ TBAbull Kids Gamesbull Face Paintingbull Free BBQ amp Drink with admission

5pm-2am Adults ONLY~Rodeo Timebull Motorcycle Gamesbull Show N Shine bull Pig Roastbull Live Bands ~ TBAbull Beer Kegs

Overnight Camping (Adults Only) Sponsors

raquo Motorcycle Enhancements raquo Tattz AndCompany raquo Black widow paintball amp Airsoftl raquo Mainway Sports raquo Action Auto raquo Paula Manto Swick Registered Disability

Savings Plan Rep raquo CrazeePaint Airbrushing

VendorsTattz AndCompanyBlack widow Paintball amp AirsoftPaula Manto Swick Registered Disability Savings Plan Rep

All proceeds go to Autism Awarenes

Autism Rodeo amp Family Day - August 2nd 2014

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ON Events

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ON Events

Why a round pizza gets delivered in a square box

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ON Events

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ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo Winner of Combined SOAR and RACE Events Get CSBK National Support (csbkca)This Ontario motorcycle roadracing season sanctioning groups SOAR and RACE are working together with a pair of Series race

weekends SOAR is hosting the RACE group at Grand Bend Raceway on June 13-15 while RACE returns the favor by hosting SOAR racers at Shannonville Motorsport Park June 27-29 As part of this co-promotion Dunlop racing tire distributor Pro 6 Cycle and the National Mopar CSBK organizing group have also joined up to provide a special bonus for Amateur Sport Bike

Continued Next Page

Dunlop Amateur Showdown winner to get National support

Sports - News Events

ADULTA person who has stopped

growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle

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Continued from Previous Page

class (approx 600cc) competitors A two round points-paying Series will recognize the appropriate Sport Bike-type class races at the SOAR and RACE-hosted events determining the top rising star in that category The racer who achieves the best combined result from the two race ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo will receive a competition award sponsoring their entry for the final Amateur Sport Bike Mopar CSBK National rounds at Canadian Tire Motorsport Park August 15-17Dunlop distributor Pro 6 Cycle and CSBK will supply competitor entry and racing tires to the winner of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo for the

CTMP National weekend The entry will include both Saturday and Sunday Amateur Sport Bike double header rounds with the successful Amateur competitor receiving a maximum of six Dunlop DOT-type class appropriate racing tires for use during the three day eventThe winning competitor must not have held a Pro motorcycle roadracing License nor can they have competed in more than two previous National races SOAR and RACE organizers will be the final judges of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo and ensure that all competitors respect the structure and spirit of the bonus competitionFor more information please check the SOAR (soaracingca) and RACE Events (Shannonvillecom) official web sites

Sports - News Events

DatesMay 16thJune 20thJuly 25thAugust 15thSeptember 12th

Registration opens at 5pm on the day of the event followed by racing at 7pm All racers must havevalid motorcycle drivers licensefull faced Snell 05 approved helmetgauntlet style leather glovesleather jacketleather bootscompetitors exceeding 120 mph will be required to wear full leathersMotorcycles must be in good working order and will be required to pass tech inspection prior to their first pass CLICK HERE for additional information on the Mission Raceway Park and their street legal Friday night races

2014 CMDRA Bracket Racing at Mission Raceway

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Sports Events

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

THE 27th

THREE DAY

May 171819 ndash 2014 ndash at Scotch Creek

All usual Classes ndash Entry $25 per day - $10 Vintage - Kids free

The Old Guy in 1971

Dean Seaman 2014

171819 ndash 2014 ndash171819 ndash 2014 ndash

This year the event will enter a new era with a two day Modern Trial

Total results will count for the overall Championship

Round 2 in Rocky Mountain House ABRound 3 in Ymir BC

We also have planned a Kids Trialon the Saturday night for

Both Electric and engine powered bikes Camping is good with Porta -Potties on site

Call for details of Motels etc

Phone Outlaw Dave for further info (250) 545-6139Directions - Follow the road to Scotch Creek from Hiway one West of Sorrento Then turn left

At Leopold road at the top of the hill after you leave town (Tire sign on left) red arrows from that point

A big thanks to the land owners for the use of this fantastic area

Modern Trial - Saturday amp Sunday - Vintage Monday Start time 10am all three days

13 13 13 13 13 13

For13 Immediate13 Release13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 May13 813 201413 13 CMDRA13 Announces13 Revised13 201413 Schedule13 13 The13 Canadian13 Motorcycle13 Drag13 Racing13 Association13 is13 releasing13 details13 of13 their13 updated13 201413 schedule13 The13 six13 race13 series13 which13 includes13 events13 in13 British13 Columbia13 Alberta13 and13 Ontario13 required13 revision13 following13 the13 unexpected13 announcement13 of13 the13 suspension13 of13 operations13 at13 one13 of13 the13 venues13 included13 in13 the13 original13 schedule13 13

Revised13 201413 Schedule13 June13 141513 13 Grand13 Bend13 Motorplex13 Grand13 Bend13 ON13 June13 2213 (113 day13 event)13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 July13 121313 13 13 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13 August13 232413 13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 Fort13 St13 John13 BC13 September13 6713 13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 September13 272813 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13

13

13 13

13 CMDRA13 Executive13 Director13 Kevin13 Shupac13 commented13 ldquoThe13 CMDRA13 is13 sincerely13 thankful13 for13 the13 support13 the13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 and13 Castrol13 Raceway13 and13 all13 of13 the13 tracks13 the13 CMDRA13 will13 visit13 in13 201413 We13 would13 also13 like13 to13 thank13 our13 members13 for13 their13 patience13 during13 the13 past13 four13 weeksrdquo13 13 13

13 13

infocmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 13 wwwcmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 1877580900813 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 TwitterCMDRA201413 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 Facebook13 CMDRA13

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR After your hands become coated with

grease your nose will begin to itch

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Did you know that BeltDriveBettycom has the most comprehensive database of Canadian Riding Clubs on the on the internet Wersquove revamped our Riding Club directory and wersquod like to know what you think Itrsquos indexed by Province and by Type of Riding Club for easy browsing

bull Brand Specificbull Cruising and Touringbull Military bull Lifestylebull Occupation-Relatedbull Rider Rights and Freedomsbull Vintagebull Sportsbull Womenrsquos Riding Clubsbull Motorcycle Ministries

httpwwwbeltdrivebettycomcommunityriding-clubs

TIP OF THE WEEK RIDING CLUBS section REVAMPED

on Facebook has photo albums for each province and month filled with tons of events

httpwwwfacebookcomCanadianMotorcycleEventsphotos_albums

Visit our page and go to the photos link once there click on albums to find the Province and month you are interested in

You can also use our national calendars at wwwcanadianmotorcycleeventscom - filled with even more event information you can sort them right down to only one province and they are highly shareable

Our CANADIAN MOTORCYCLE EVENTS

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

ldquoIf yoursquore going to kill each other do it outside I just finished cleaningrdquo

Website Tip of the Week

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Tides roll in and tides roll out

There arenrsquot too many things in life that are predictable but ocean tides are one of them

Our family just returned from a short vacation on a Vancouver Island beach and I found the tides fascinating

Incoming tides covered the beach and at high tide you could literally see all the sandcastles wood forts and creations literally disappear under the water never to be seen again

The outgoing tides revealed a clean fresh canvas and some sea-life caught in the tidal pools left behind or laying helplessly on the beach Seagulls swooped down to shell covered areas of the beach in search of oysters that had been stranded on the half kilometer sandy beach as the eagles hovered above looking for their next snack

I could not help but think about the lsquoTides of Lifersquo where we know that until our number comes up and we face eternal judgment each day the sun will come up we will spend time with those people whom we love (family friends) and with people whom we would most likely prefer not to be spending time with (school work) and we will experience all the good and not so good that the

tides of life bring our way Night will come and in the morning we will repeat the cycle all over again

As a born-again believer I felt the tide analogy was an appropriate one The ocean washes away everything left on the beach and when we ask Christ for the forgiveness of our sins he literally washes them away Check out this verse from ldquoOur Ownerrsquos Manual for Liferdquo found in Psalm 103 verse 12 ldquoHe has removed our sins as far from us as the east is from the westrdquo

Our biker church exists to take the ldquoGood Newsrdquo and the ldquoSalvation Messagerdquo to un-churched bikers here on the West Coast In fact our prayer is that the Holy Spirit would become like a raging wildfire touching the hearts and lives of bikers resulting in an assurance of eternity with our Jesus in heaven and a life on this earth that takes on new meaning and purpose

If you think riding your scoot along a seaside highway on a hot summerrsquos day is something special just wait until you do it when Jesus Christ is at the controls of your lifehellip there is no greater lsquohighrsquo and bigger lsquorushrsquo than this All it takes is a few short words ask Jesus to forgive you for your sins tell him you that you want him to be Lord of your life Follow this up with prayer and bible reading and oh yeahhellip believe that he does in fact lsquohave your backrsquo in this life

Ride safe Ride true

Pastor Chuck

Canadian Riders Support Program Network

By joining the Canadian Riders Support Program you volunteer to provide assistance to broken down riders in your area This assistance may include providing information about nearby repair shops towing accommodations making phone calls providing directions etc While some Canadian Riders have expressed that they would be able to provide help with tools wrenching towing and even temporary accommodations the level of assistance you may provide is totally up to you as you feel comfortable and safe to do soLetrsquos face it most of us have been there away from home and broke down by the side of the road Canadian Rider Members are also listed in Belt Drive Bettyrsquos Little Black Book a resource directory currently carried in the saddlebags of thousands of Canadian Riders As a ldquoThank Yourdquo from Belt Drive Betty Canadian Riders Support Network Members receive The Busted Knuckle Chronicles E-Subscription free of charge

Come join us at httpwwwcanadianridersca

Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events

Pastor Chuck

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G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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ON - Events

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ON News - ON Events

If everything seems to be going well you have obviously

overlooked something

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Classified Ad of the Week

2002 Tiny Mite Cargo Trailer

Stock CTRL0033 Colour Blue Features Very clean trailer in excellent condition tons of storage good quality cargo trailer at a good price

Price $ 2495 CAD NO GST

Contact

Trike Zone

(780) 389-3344

Mulhurst Bay AB

Email edwardtrikezonecom

ON Events - Classified AD of the Week

Upcoming ON EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

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Join Veterans Law Enforement First Responders and their supporters from both Canada and the US on this overnight cross border ride to Wenatchee Washington June 7th 2014Check out httpcanamveteransrideweeblycom for details laquoHalf The Fun is Getting Thereraquo

Support Our Troops

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Support Our Troops

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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Support Our Troops

Upcoming SOT EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

Are you a veteran who owns a businessWould you like to promote your products or services but find advertising expensive

Get 50 off your first 6 months of advertisingContact Belt Drive Betty to find out about the

Veteranrsquos Business Starter Programbdbettygmailcom

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Tee Shirts Patches amp More in the BDB Store

We appreciate your support

wwwbdbstorecom

QC EVENTS

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What did the elephant say to the naked man How do you breathe through that

tiny thing

Ah lsquoFridayrsquo my second favorite F-word

August 7 - 10 2014 - In the Heart of Downtown MonctonThe MotoMoncton Festival was first launched in August of 2011 with motorcyclists from near and taking over Monctonrsquos downtown core This three-day event featured motorcycle stunt shows a burnout competition group rides throughout Southeastern New Brunswick a bike cruise through Moncton live entertainment on Main Street and much moreIn 2012 the City of Moncton was pleased to host another weekend of motorcycle madness in downtown Moncton and to welcome bikers from across the region and across the country as the city hosted both MotoMoncton and the 17th Canadian National Harley Owners Group Rally Moncton was honoured to be chosen as host city for this national event and together with MotoMoncton the HOG Rally proved to be yet another exciting motorcycle weekend in the cityThis past August 2013 MotoMoncton organizers were yet again pleased to host another successful weekend of exciting activity with thousands visiting the festival grounds throughout the weekend

The festival an initiative of the City of Moncton is made possible by the support of various partners including Downtown Moncton Centre-Ville Inc various local motorcycle dealers and clubs and other community partners

For more information and sponsorship enquiries please contact 506-383-7020 506-877-7700 of by Email infomotomonctoncaOr visit motomonctonca

MOTO MONCTON NB EVENTS

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What are three words a woman never wants to hear when shersquos making love ldquoHoney Irsquom homerdquo

NB EVENTS

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club would be very pleased if you would help support our up coming charity event in support of the DECH Childrenrsquos Ward

This year our Toy Ride takes place June 14th 2014 We are celebrating our 30th Ride Register early to receive a limited Edition 30th Anniversary Shirt

Registration forms online at

httpfrederictonmotorcycleclubcaHomephp

The ride begins at the parking lot of the Canadian Tire Two Nations Crossing (North Side) On site registration between 930 am amp 1045 am Ride begins at 11 am sharp

The Motorcyclist will enjoy a scenic country ride via Nashwack Bridge to Stanley At the Stanley school there will be a barbeque Show-N-Shine 5050 draw silent auction etc

The group will return via the Royal Road ending up at the DECH for the presentations of the Toys and monies raised to the Child Life Unit of the DECH

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club has been the most consistent supporter of the DECH Childrenrsquos Life Unit since 1985 All of the funds raised and Toys collected go to the hospitalized Children

Please share this email with all your friends Help us Brighten A Childrsquos Stay

Fredricton Motorcycle Club Toy Ride

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Where Royal Canadian Legion Branch 350 Port DalhousieWhen Saturday 7 June Blessing starts 11am followed by the Show and Shine

Show and Shine Entry fee $1000

11 trophies up for grabsbull Best in Show 1st 2nd 3rd placebull Best cruiser 1st amp 2nd placebull Best touring 1st and 2nd placebull Best sport bike 1st amp 2nd placebull Best sport touring 1st amp 2nd place

BBQ burgers and sausage on a bun for sale 5050 draw coffee and donutsAll proceeds to support the Royal Canadian Legion Port DalhousieI challenge all Bike clubs in the Niagara area to attend this wonderful event Hosted by the Working Stiffs Riding ClubCanadian Legion Branch 350 Located at 600 Ontario St St Catharines ON L2N 7P8 (Known as Port Dalhousie ) 905-934-1261 Please use Joe Caruso as a contact andor myself Joes email address is kawasaki07bellnet andor faronleonardhotmailcom Thank You look forward to meeting some day

Blessing of the Motorbikersquos and Show and Shine

NB News Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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Actor WisdomThere are four questions of value in lifehellip What is sacred Of what is the spirit made What is worth living for and what is worth dying for The answer to each is the same Only love~ Johnny Depp

Polymath WisdomBelieve none of what you hear and half of what you see- Benjamin Franklin

Spiritual Leader WisdomHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else yoursquore the one who gets burned ~ Buddha

Educator WisdomPeople who consider themselves victims of their circumstances will always remain victims unless they develop a greater vision for their lives ~ Stedman Graham~

Spiritual Teacher WisdomIt is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living ~ Eckhart Tolle

Lithographer WisdomA positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort ndash Herm Albright

I just got back from a pleasure trip I took my mother-in-law to

the airport

WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events

R RWYZWMNrsquoSWORDS TO THE WISE

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Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

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I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

Select Arrows to view events

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A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

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Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

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  • In Search Of Lost Indians
  • BC Events
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  • From the Depths of File 13 - I Hate Mondays
  • AB News - Events
  • David Pocock - AB Events
  • Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events
  • RAGE - SK Events
  • SK Events
  • Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle
  • Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List
  • bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events
  • SK News - Word Search
  • SK News Events
  • MB Events
  • The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener
  • Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful
  • ON News Events
  • ON Events
  • sport - News Events
  • Sports Events
  • Website Tip of the Week
  • Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events
  • ON Events
  • ON Events - Classified AD of the Week
  • Support Our Troops
  • QC Events
  • NB Events
  • NB News Events
  • WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events
  • NS Events
  • NL Events
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The Grande Prairie Toys for Tots season opener

by Belt Drive Betty

Our local Grande Prairie Toys for Tots group hosts a number of events all riding seasonThe first of those events was their annual swap meet which was held at the Army Navy Air Force Club on Saturday May 10thThere was great participation from the business community with vendors like Bear Biker Wear coming all the way from Bonnyville and Bentleyrsquos from Crestomere in central Alberta adding to the local vendorsA couple of the riding clubs were on hand and I got to interview Manimal of the Chozen Breed and Barb from the Iron Sirens ndash two great local riding clubs that are growing here in Grande Prairie

in search of

lost indians

Pages 1 - 8by Ken Aiken

Continued Next Page

Bentleys Motosicle Pain Tin

Contents

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener

35-37 The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener38-39 Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful40-44 ON News Events45-48 ON Events49-50 Sport - News Events51 Sports Events52 Website Tip of the Week53 Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events54-56 ON Events57 ON Events - Classified AD of the Week58-60 Support Our Troops61 QC Events62 Moto Moncton NB Events63 NB Events64 NB News Events65 WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events66-68 NS Events69-70 NL Events

Irsquove been in love with the same woman or 49 years If my wife ever

finds out shersquoll kill me

RR

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I also got some time with Jamie the new president of Toys for Tots and Seth the new vice presidentThese two along with the rest of the board and volunteers did a great job of organizing the event and by the looks of things they are on to a

ragingly successful season They have a ton of events planned to support our local kidsOther vendors included Uncle Buckrsquos ndash they make the BEST beef jerky around this part of the country and members of the Grandview Hutterite colony were out with some amazing gloves both gauntlets and working gloves The quality of the tanning dying and stitching is utterly fabulous Righteous Cycles was the only local bike shop on hand but they had lots to offerA wide variety of parts were on hand for almost

every brand of motorcycle out there and there were some jewelry and clothing vendors on hand as wellThere were only two vacant tables The traffic was good and the ANAVETS club did a brisk business selling breakfast and later lunchThe one thing I love about these season opener events is that a person gets to see people that

Continued from Previous Page

Continued Next Page

Chozen Breed Booth

Bear and Penny Bear and his bride Penny

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Continued from Previous Pagehave been in hibernation all winter Heck I saw people that I havenrsquot seen in two and three years and it was fantasticOur local Toys for Tots does amazing work in our community and they deserve the support of every dealer and rider in the region Their next event is the Kneez in the Breeze run on May 24th Check out their poster and if you can consider attending

it I know that I had a blast last yearI myself have to be at my Defense Fund Poker Run in Nisku at Blackjacks but if you are in Grande Prairie and area and are looking for a great group to ride and share the day with you wonrsquot find much finer that the guys and gals of Grande Prairie Toys for Tots

- BDB

Righteous Cycles

Righteous Cycles

Randy Cholach and sister Patty

Iron Sirens Booth

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Itrsquos a beautiful day and you feel like going for a ride on your ATV UTV or motorcycle On the trails along the roads and waterways or on the edge of the woods there are sometimes toxic plants that are dangerous to our health Poison Ivy is more common but others are not as well known such as Giant Hogweed To help you identify them when you make stops during these rides let me show in this article three toxic plants that you may come acrossGiant HogweedShort story Originating in the Caucasus it was probably introduced to North America as an ornamental plant It has since taken root and become widespread in many European countries as well as Australia New Zealand the United States and Canada In Quebec it is considered to be an invasive alien plantDescription It can measure 2 to 5 metres high and 30 centimetres to 1 metre after mowing or cutting Its stem is robust covered in white hairs and raspberry red to purple spots spread out and well defined The leaves can reach up to 15 metres

wide by 3 metres longToxic part Its sap (a colourless odourless liquid secreted by all parts of the plant)Effects Contact with the sap followed by exposure to the sun is odourless but can produce dermatitis up to 48 hours after exposure This is characterized by redness of the skin and swelling blisters or even skin lesions at times serious resembling first or second-degree burnsPlaces Disturbed wetlands (along waterways

ditches roads etc)Take note After the wounds heal brown or white spots can linger for many months or even years on the affected areas and they can remain sensitive to the lightCanadian provinces where it is found British Columbia Ontario Quebec New BrunswickSources Deacutevelopppement durable Environnement Faune et Parcs du gouvernement du Queacutebec Santeacute et services sociaux du Queacutebec (French version only) Espace pour la vie de MontreacutealWild ParsnipDescription The flowers have light yellow-green umbels The first year the plant generally presents a low rosette of fusiform leaves while the roots are developing and flowers in the second year on a long stem before dying

Continued Next Page

V I S I T U S A T

W W W K I M P E X N E W S C O MW W W K I M P E X C O M

Hog Weed

Wild Parsnip

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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Toxic part Its sapEffects Like the Giant Hogweed its sap contains chemical products which on human skin can cause reactions similar to serious burns rashes or blistersPlaces Disturbed environments (abandoned yards open fields alongside roads etc)Take note The plantrsquos chemical composition is known to reduce weight gain and decrease fertility in cattle that eat itCanadian provinces where it is found In all provinces and territories with the exception of NunavutSources Canadian Biodiversity Information Facility from Governement of Canada Ministry of Natural Resources from Governement of OntarioPoison IvyDescription A woody perennial plant with creeping climbing or bushy glossy leaves

Toxic part Its sap contains a toxic resin (present in all parts of the plant except the pollen) Any contact with a broken part of the plant a contaminated object or an animal runs the risk of provoking a reaction The seriousness of the reaction depends on individual sensitivity the amount of sap in contact with the skin and exposed areas of the body

Effects A rash manifested by intense itching and redness Swelling and blisters can also be seen all usually between 24 to 48 hours after contact

Places River banks clearings the edge of the woods along roads etc

Take note Inhalation of smoke coming from burning Poison Ivy plants provokes an extremely painful eruption of the lining of the lungs which can lead to respiratory problems and even death

Canadian provinces where it is found In all provinces with the exception of Newfoundland-Labrador

Sources Governement of Canada Health Espace pour la vie Montreacuteal

Continued from Previous Page

Poison Ivy

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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On May 7th the official Road Captain was announced for the 4th Annual Bob Probert Ride This yearrsquos honourary grand marshal is the beautifully talented Emmy Award nominated Jacqueline MacInnes

Wood Thatrsquos right our very own hometown Canadian actress disc jockey singer television host and skilled motorcycle rider will lead the estimated 1100 motorcycles on June 22nd from Thunder Road Harley-Davidson Born in Windsor Ontario she is best known for her role as Steffy Forrester on the long-running American soap opera The Bold and the Beautiful She is also the younger sister to Dani Probert the Event Co-Chair for the Bob Probert RideFor the past four years riders in vests leather boots and blue jeans revved their

engines honouring the late hockey player Bob Probert while benefitting cardiac care at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Itrsquos a fitting tribute given that Bob was a Harley-Davidson enthusiast himself and also loved participating in charity ridesJacqueline now joins the small list of past

Continued Next Page

Mike Bechard

2014 Bob Probert Ride Media LaunchON News Events

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road captains such as former hockey players and Bobrsquos teammates Tony Amonte Sheldon Kennedy and Chris Chelios All of whom led a brigade of motorcycles following a scenic routearound Windsor and Essex County riding along the water and through the county settings showcasing the arearsquos beautyThe route has planned stops in Amherstburg Colchester Belle River and the Riverside Sportsmenrsquos Club mdashthe final stop Each stop is unique and gives the riders an opportunity to get something to eat and drink while a chance to win some awesome prizes like autographed Original Six jerseysBob Probert was a local hockey icon and an enforcer who played in the National Hockey League

Continued from Previous Page

Continued Next Page

ON News Events

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for 16 seasons with the Detroit Red Wings and the Chicago Blackhawks He passed away in 2010 after suffering a heart attack while on his boat out on Lake St Clair Dani Probert Bobrsquos widow has been organizing the memorial ride since its inception in 2011 That year was especially significant because

it was the first year that she was actually able to process the overwhelming amount of supportIn the last three years motorcyclists werenrsquot the only ones who turned out for the memorial ridemdashthousands of spectators stood at the side of the road to cheer the riders on at the different stops All participants of the Bob Probert Ride have risen over $300000 to fund the expansion of the cardiac care unit at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Windsor unfortunately has one of the highest rates of cardiac emergencies in Canada and there is not enough room to meet the demands As a result routine procedures are often rescheduled to make way for emergency cases Dani Probert and the hospital boardrsquos ultimate goal are to make the unit open 247 and have two beds available for angioplasty instead of just oneItrsquos hard to put into words how the communityrsquos support has helped Dani and her four children Brogan Tierney Jack and Declyn after such an immense loss In addition the family looks forward to this yearrsquos ride being even bigger with riders from

all over including Michigan paying homage to their father ldquoThe Enforcerrdquo Bob ProbertThe date for the 2014 Bob Probert Ride is June 22nd and all up-to-date information can be found on the website wwwprobertridecomRide safe ride freeMike ldquoChopperrdquo Bechard

Continued from Previous Page

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The 2014 ldquoRide for MSrdquo now in its 6th year is on Sunday September 21 2014 Shar Good Event Organizer recounts ldquoIt has been a learning experience receiving the help of Mike Bechard of the Lone Wolf Clubhouse back in the beginning to bring to life my dream of an event such as this since my diagnosis of Multiple

Sclerosis in 1985 I wanted to make a difference and help in any way I couldrdquo Good explains ldquoMultiple Sclerosis is the most commonly diagnosed neurological disease found in individuals between the ages of 15 to 40mdashthis area of Southwestern Ontario has a high number of affected people Reports from local neurologists tell us that approximately 700 to 800 citizens in our area have been diagnosedGood went on to say ldquoAll motorcycle riders are welcome to participate in the Ride for MS poker run to benefit the Windsor-Essex County Chapter of the MS Society of Canada This great ride starts and ends with a full course family style dinner at the Columbus Center of South Windsor 2014 Columbus Drive in Windsor Registration begins at 900AM and will run until 1030AM Registration Fees are as follows Rider $30 (FREE with $100 in Pledges) Passenger $20 (Free with $100 in Pledges) Participants are encouraged to collect pledges to receive pledge awards that start at $200 with Gas Cards awarded for pledges starting at $250 The Pledge Award Tier is provided on the pledge sheet available for download at wwwlonewolfclubhousecom and wwwmssocietycachaptersessexcommunityhtm The first stop of the poker run will be The Leaf in Windsor where you are welcome to have a full breakfast from the menu followed by stops at The

Sandbar Waterfront Grill (providing lunch specials) Birdiersquos Perch out in Leamington (providing FREE bottled water) the Pelee Island Winery in Kingsville (providing FREE wine tasting) Crabby Joersquos in Essex with the last optional stop being at Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery where you will receive a 6th optional card for your poker handrdquo Shar goes on to explain the 6th poker stop is optional giving you an extra chance to get either the Best or Worst Poker Hand of the day and win a prize for each Six stops in total are allocated along the 100 mile route Itrsquos so much fun itrsquos wonderful to be able to host a fundraiser that puts a smile on everyonersquos facerdquo Once back at the Columbus Center of S Windsor there is a family style dinner and an opportunity to participate in a 5050 Draw a Chinese Auction and a Gift Certificate Grab Bag There are Door Prizes for the ride participants using their Free Door Prize ticket they received upon Registration Good goes on to welcome non-riders as there are DINNER ONLY TICKETS available for $25 each and when purchasing in a set of 2 tickets a tax receipt for $20 will be issued Shar reiterates ldquoBikers Sponsors Volunteers amp Contributors to the event make it happen We have been blessed in the past and again this year with this event being sponsored by DIAMOND SPONSORSHIPS Biz X The Leaf Families First amp Leather King and RUBY SPONSORSHIPS UNIFOR Local 444 Robinson Motorcycle Avon Canada Fran Sales CrsquoEst Bon Lone Wolf Clubhouse Comfort Inn Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery Pelee Island Winery Sandbar Waterfront Grill Steversquos Auto Shine Birdiersquos Perch Canadian Tire (Tecumseh Rd E Windsor) Molson Coors and Belt Drive Betty The contributions of businesses in our community of door prizes and auction items add personality to the event

Good is happy to report ldquoTo date the Ride for MS has raised $33900 that has been used in assisting those with MS to subsidize the purchase of much needed assisted that enhance the quality of their

Continued Next Page

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livesrdquo As Event Planner amp Creator Good observes first hand how the money raised facilitates those living with multiple sclerosis Having MS herself she works with the Windsor-Essex County Chapter as a past board member aiding their membership almost on a daily basis Good reflects on her past involvement with the society and what she learned ldquoI was amazed with how much the special equipment cost and was surprised with the amounts that were not covered The depths that the society had to go through to make sure people with MS got

the equipment they needed when they needed it amazed merdquo This is where the Ride for MS and the funds raised from this event come into play ldquoThe society informs the participant of this event annually at the dinner as to how the funds raised were used which is importantrdquo says Good ldquothe feeling you get when a recipient of these funds find out you are a participant of the event that helped them obtain a piece of equipment gives you a hug and says thank you is surrealrdquoJoin us on Sunday September 21st and make someonersquos wish for a better quality of life become a reality For more information you may contact Shar at (519) 798-3858 or by email at shar54xplornetca SUBJECT Ride for MS

ON News Events

Whatever you do in life always give 100 Unless yoursquore

donating blood

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Grand Bendrsquos ldquoVintage Bike DaysrdquoThis years Annual ldquoShow amp Shinerdquo event will be held in Grand Bend and takes place on Sunday July 20 2014 from 1000am until around 1pm right on Grand Bendrsquos Main Street (exact location will be announced soon)Again this year there is no registration fee no official judging no vendors and itrsquos NOT a swap-meet but there will be a group ride from Main Street to the Grand Bend MOTORPLEX Raceway

to enjoy the Vintage Road Racing Associations ldquoSUMMER CLASSICrdquo EventVintage related club and group displays are encouragedJust show up and proudly show off your scooters and motorcycles All makes and models of Vintage amp Classic bikes are most welcomeFind us on Facebook httpwwwfacebookcompagesGrand-Bends-Vintage-Bike-Days204561802964090sk=wallampapp_data

HHR RouteDetails are here We are assembling in front of the HQ building at CFB Trenton with the ride departing at 1145 Due to some issues related to our permit that could not be resolved in the short time remaining before our Ride we in the interest in safety and the show must go on have decided to move our Rally to the Whitby Entertainment Centrum This is where the ride will end It is the same location as our assembly last yearJoin us as we welcome home our HEROES as the mission has ended in Afghanistan for our Canadian ForcesHope to see many of you there

ON Events

2930 Haldimand Road 20 Cayuga1st Annual Autism Rodeo amp Family Day Charity Event to raise funds for Autism

11am-5pm Family Time bull Live bands ~ TBAbull Kids Gamesbull Face Paintingbull Free BBQ amp Drink with admission

5pm-2am Adults ONLY~Rodeo Timebull Motorcycle Gamesbull Show N Shine bull Pig Roastbull Live Bands ~ TBAbull Beer Kegs

Overnight Camping (Adults Only) Sponsors

raquo Motorcycle Enhancements raquo Tattz AndCompany raquo Black widow paintball amp Airsoftl raquo Mainway Sports raquo Action Auto raquo Paula Manto Swick Registered Disability

Savings Plan Rep raquo CrazeePaint Airbrushing

VendorsTattz AndCompanyBlack widow Paintball amp AirsoftPaula Manto Swick Registered Disability Savings Plan Rep

All proceeds go to Autism Awarenes

Autism Rodeo amp Family Day - August 2nd 2014

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ON Events

Why a round pizza gets delivered in a square box

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ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo Winner of Combined SOAR and RACE Events Get CSBK National Support (csbkca)This Ontario motorcycle roadracing season sanctioning groups SOAR and RACE are working together with a pair of Series race

weekends SOAR is hosting the RACE group at Grand Bend Raceway on June 13-15 while RACE returns the favor by hosting SOAR racers at Shannonville Motorsport Park June 27-29 As part of this co-promotion Dunlop racing tire distributor Pro 6 Cycle and the National Mopar CSBK organizing group have also joined up to provide a special bonus for Amateur Sport Bike

Continued Next Page

Dunlop Amateur Showdown winner to get National support

Sports - News Events

ADULTA person who has stopped

growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle

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class (approx 600cc) competitors A two round points-paying Series will recognize the appropriate Sport Bike-type class races at the SOAR and RACE-hosted events determining the top rising star in that category The racer who achieves the best combined result from the two race ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo will receive a competition award sponsoring their entry for the final Amateur Sport Bike Mopar CSBK National rounds at Canadian Tire Motorsport Park August 15-17Dunlop distributor Pro 6 Cycle and CSBK will supply competitor entry and racing tires to the winner of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo for the

CTMP National weekend The entry will include both Saturday and Sunday Amateur Sport Bike double header rounds with the successful Amateur competitor receiving a maximum of six Dunlop DOT-type class appropriate racing tires for use during the three day eventThe winning competitor must not have held a Pro motorcycle roadracing License nor can they have competed in more than two previous National races SOAR and RACE organizers will be the final judges of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo and ensure that all competitors respect the structure and spirit of the bonus competitionFor more information please check the SOAR (soaracingca) and RACE Events (Shannonvillecom) official web sites

Sports - News Events

DatesMay 16thJune 20thJuly 25thAugust 15thSeptember 12th

Registration opens at 5pm on the day of the event followed by racing at 7pm All racers must havevalid motorcycle drivers licensefull faced Snell 05 approved helmetgauntlet style leather glovesleather jacketleather bootscompetitors exceeding 120 mph will be required to wear full leathersMotorcycles must be in good working order and will be required to pass tech inspection prior to their first pass CLICK HERE for additional information on the Mission Raceway Park and their street legal Friday night races

2014 CMDRA Bracket Racing at Mission Raceway

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Sports Events

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

THE 27th

THREE DAY

May 171819 ndash 2014 ndash at Scotch Creek

All usual Classes ndash Entry $25 per day - $10 Vintage - Kids free

The Old Guy in 1971

Dean Seaman 2014

171819 ndash 2014 ndash171819 ndash 2014 ndash

This year the event will enter a new era with a two day Modern Trial

Total results will count for the overall Championship

Round 2 in Rocky Mountain House ABRound 3 in Ymir BC

We also have planned a Kids Trialon the Saturday night for

Both Electric and engine powered bikes Camping is good with Porta -Potties on site

Call for details of Motels etc

Phone Outlaw Dave for further info (250) 545-6139Directions - Follow the road to Scotch Creek from Hiway one West of Sorrento Then turn left

At Leopold road at the top of the hill after you leave town (Tire sign on left) red arrows from that point

A big thanks to the land owners for the use of this fantastic area

Modern Trial - Saturday amp Sunday - Vintage Monday Start time 10am all three days

13 13 13 13 13 13

For13 Immediate13 Release13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 May13 813 201413 13 CMDRA13 Announces13 Revised13 201413 Schedule13 13 The13 Canadian13 Motorcycle13 Drag13 Racing13 Association13 is13 releasing13 details13 of13 their13 updated13 201413 schedule13 The13 six13 race13 series13 which13 includes13 events13 in13 British13 Columbia13 Alberta13 and13 Ontario13 required13 revision13 following13 the13 unexpected13 announcement13 of13 the13 suspension13 of13 operations13 at13 one13 of13 the13 venues13 included13 in13 the13 original13 schedule13 13

Revised13 201413 Schedule13 June13 141513 13 Grand13 Bend13 Motorplex13 Grand13 Bend13 ON13 June13 2213 (113 day13 event)13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 July13 121313 13 13 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13 August13 232413 13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 Fort13 St13 John13 BC13 September13 6713 13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 September13 272813 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13

13

13 13

13 CMDRA13 Executive13 Director13 Kevin13 Shupac13 commented13 ldquoThe13 CMDRA13 is13 sincerely13 thankful13 for13 the13 support13 the13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 and13 Castrol13 Raceway13 and13 all13 of13 the13 tracks13 the13 CMDRA13 will13 visit13 in13 201413 We13 would13 also13 like13 to13 thank13 our13 members13 for13 their13 patience13 during13 the13 past13 four13 weeksrdquo13 13 13

13 13

infocmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 13 wwwcmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 1877580900813 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 TwitterCMDRA201413 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 Facebook13 CMDRA13

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR After your hands become coated with

grease your nose will begin to itch

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Did you know that BeltDriveBettycom has the most comprehensive database of Canadian Riding Clubs on the on the internet Wersquove revamped our Riding Club directory and wersquod like to know what you think Itrsquos indexed by Province and by Type of Riding Club for easy browsing

bull Brand Specificbull Cruising and Touringbull Military bull Lifestylebull Occupation-Relatedbull Rider Rights and Freedomsbull Vintagebull Sportsbull Womenrsquos Riding Clubsbull Motorcycle Ministries

httpwwwbeltdrivebettycomcommunityriding-clubs

TIP OF THE WEEK RIDING CLUBS section REVAMPED

on Facebook has photo albums for each province and month filled with tons of events

httpwwwfacebookcomCanadianMotorcycleEventsphotos_albums

Visit our page and go to the photos link once there click on albums to find the Province and month you are interested in

You can also use our national calendars at wwwcanadianmotorcycleeventscom - filled with even more event information you can sort them right down to only one province and they are highly shareable

Our CANADIAN MOTORCYCLE EVENTS

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

ldquoIf yoursquore going to kill each other do it outside I just finished cleaningrdquo

Website Tip of the Week

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Tides roll in and tides roll out

There arenrsquot too many things in life that are predictable but ocean tides are one of them

Our family just returned from a short vacation on a Vancouver Island beach and I found the tides fascinating

Incoming tides covered the beach and at high tide you could literally see all the sandcastles wood forts and creations literally disappear under the water never to be seen again

The outgoing tides revealed a clean fresh canvas and some sea-life caught in the tidal pools left behind or laying helplessly on the beach Seagulls swooped down to shell covered areas of the beach in search of oysters that had been stranded on the half kilometer sandy beach as the eagles hovered above looking for their next snack

I could not help but think about the lsquoTides of Lifersquo where we know that until our number comes up and we face eternal judgment each day the sun will come up we will spend time with those people whom we love (family friends) and with people whom we would most likely prefer not to be spending time with (school work) and we will experience all the good and not so good that the

tides of life bring our way Night will come and in the morning we will repeat the cycle all over again

As a born-again believer I felt the tide analogy was an appropriate one The ocean washes away everything left on the beach and when we ask Christ for the forgiveness of our sins he literally washes them away Check out this verse from ldquoOur Ownerrsquos Manual for Liferdquo found in Psalm 103 verse 12 ldquoHe has removed our sins as far from us as the east is from the westrdquo

Our biker church exists to take the ldquoGood Newsrdquo and the ldquoSalvation Messagerdquo to un-churched bikers here on the West Coast In fact our prayer is that the Holy Spirit would become like a raging wildfire touching the hearts and lives of bikers resulting in an assurance of eternity with our Jesus in heaven and a life on this earth that takes on new meaning and purpose

If you think riding your scoot along a seaside highway on a hot summerrsquos day is something special just wait until you do it when Jesus Christ is at the controls of your lifehellip there is no greater lsquohighrsquo and bigger lsquorushrsquo than this All it takes is a few short words ask Jesus to forgive you for your sins tell him you that you want him to be Lord of your life Follow this up with prayer and bible reading and oh yeahhellip believe that he does in fact lsquohave your backrsquo in this life

Ride safe Ride true

Pastor Chuck

Canadian Riders Support Program Network

By joining the Canadian Riders Support Program you volunteer to provide assistance to broken down riders in your area This assistance may include providing information about nearby repair shops towing accommodations making phone calls providing directions etc While some Canadian Riders have expressed that they would be able to provide help with tools wrenching towing and even temporary accommodations the level of assistance you may provide is totally up to you as you feel comfortable and safe to do soLetrsquos face it most of us have been there away from home and broke down by the side of the road Canadian Rider Members are also listed in Belt Drive Bettyrsquos Little Black Book a resource directory currently carried in the saddlebags of thousands of Canadian Riders As a ldquoThank Yourdquo from Belt Drive Betty Canadian Riders Support Network Members receive The Busted Knuckle Chronicles E-Subscription free of charge

Come join us at httpwwwcanadianridersca

Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events

Pastor Chuck

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G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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ON - Events

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ON News - ON Events

If everything seems to be going well you have obviously

overlooked something

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Classified Ad of the Week

2002 Tiny Mite Cargo Trailer

Stock CTRL0033 Colour Blue Features Very clean trailer in excellent condition tons of storage good quality cargo trailer at a good price

Price $ 2495 CAD NO GST

Contact

Trike Zone

(780) 389-3344

Mulhurst Bay AB

Email edwardtrikezonecom

ON Events - Classified AD of the Week

Upcoming ON EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

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Join Veterans Law Enforement First Responders and their supporters from both Canada and the US on this overnight cross border ride to Wenatchee Washington June 7th 2014Check out httpcanamveteransrideweeblycom for details laquoHalf The Fun is Getting Thereraquo

Support Our Troops

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Support Our Troops

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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Support Our Troops

Upcoming SOT EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

Are you a veteran who owns a businessWould you like to promote your products or services but find advertising expensive

Get 50 off your first 6 months of advertisingContact Belt Drive Betty to find out about the

Veteranrsquos Business Starter Programbdbettygmailcom

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Tee Shirts Patches amp More in the BDB Store

We appreciate your support

wwwbdbstorecom

QC EVENTS

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What did the elephant say to the naked man How do you breathe through that

tiny thing

Ah lsquoFridayrsquo my second favorite F-word

August 7 - 10 2014 - In the Heart of Downtown MonctonThe MotoMoncton Festival was first launched in August of 2011 with motorcyclists from near and taking over Monctonrsquos downtown core This three-day event featured motorcycle stunt shows a burnout competition group rides throughout Southeastern New Brunswick a bike cruise through Moncton live entertainment on Main Street and much moreIn 2012 the City of Moncton was pleased to host another weekend of motorcycle madness in downtown Moncton and to welcome bikers from across the region and across the country as the city hosted both MotoMoncton and the 17th Canadian National Harley Owners Group Rally Moncton was honoured to be chosen as host city for this national event and together with MotoMoncton the HOG Rally proved to be yet another exciting motorcycle weekend in the cityThis past August 2013 MotoMoncton organizers were yet again pleased to host another successful weekend of exciting activity with thousands visiting the festival grounds throughout the weekend

The festival an initiative of the City of Moncton is made possible by the support of various partners including Downtown Moncton Centre-Ville Inc various local motorcycle dealers and clubs and other community partners

For more information and sponsorship enquiries please contact 506-383-7020 506-877-7700 of by Email infomotomonctoncaOr visit motomonctonca

MOTO MONCTON NB EVENTS

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What are three words a woman never wants to hear when shersquos making love ldquoHoney Irsquom homerdquo

NB EVENTS

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club would be very pleased if you would help support our up coming charity event in support of the DECH Childrenrsquos Ward

This year our Toy Ride takes place June 14th 2014 We are celebrating our 30th Ride Register early to receive a limited Edition 30th Anniversary Shirt

Registration forms online at

httpfrederictonmotorcycleclubcaHomephp

The ride begins at the parking lot of the Canadian Tire Two Nations Crossing (North Side) On site registration between 930 am amp 1045 am Ride begins at 11 am sharp

The Motorcyclist will enjoy a scenic country ride via Nashwack Bridge to Stanley At the Stanley school there will be a barbeque Show-N-Shine 5050 draw silent auction etc

The group will return via the Royal Road ending up at the DECH for the presentations of the Toys and monies raised to the Child Life Unit of the DECH

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club has been the most consistent supporter of the DECH Childrenrsquos Life Unit since 1985 All of the funds raised and Toys collected go to the hospitalized Children

Please share this email with all your friends Help us Brighten A Childrsquos Stay

Fredricton Motorcycle Club Toy Ride

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Where Royal Canadian Legion Branch 350 Port DalhousieWhen Saturday 7 June Blessing starts 11am followed by the Show and Shine

Show and Shine Entry fee $1000

11 trophies up for grabsbull Best in Show 1st 2nd 3rd placebull Best cruiser 1st amp 2nd placebull Best touring 1st and 2nd placebull Best sport bike 1st amp 2nd placebull Best sport touring 1st amp 2nd place

BBQ burgers and sausage on a bun for sale 5050 draw coffee and donutsAll proceeds to support the Royal Canadian Legion Port DalhousieI challenge all Bike clubs in the Niagara area to attend this wonderful event Hosted by the Working Stiffs Riding ClubCanadian Legion Branch 350 Located at 600 Ontario St St Catharines ON L2N 7P8 (Known as Port Dalhousie ) 905-934-1261 Please use Joe Caruso as a contact andor myself Joes email address is kawasaki07bellnet andor faronleonardhotmailcom Thank You look forward to meeting some day

Blessing of the Motorbikersquos and Show and Shine

NB News Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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Actor WisdomThere are four questions of value in lifehellip What is sacred Of what is the spirit made What is worth living for and what is worth dying for The answer to each is the same Only love~ Johnny Depp

Polymath WisdomBelieve none of what you hear and half of what you see- Benjamin Franklin

Spiritual Leader WisdomHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else yoursquore the one who gets burned ~ Buddha

Educator WisdomPeople who consider themselves victims of their circumstances will always remain victims unless they develop a greater vision for their lives ~ Stedman Graham~

Spiritual Teacher WisdomIt is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living ~ Eckhart Tolle

Lithographer WisdomA positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort ndash Herm Albright

I just got back from a pleasure trip I took my mother-in-law to

the airport

WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events

R RWYZWMNrsquoSWORDS TO THE WISE

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Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

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I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

Select Arrows to view events

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A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

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Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

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I also got some time with Jamie the new president of Toys for Tots and Seth the new vice presidentThese two along with the rest of the board and volunteers did a great job of organizing the event and by the looks of things they are on to a

ragingly successful season They have a ton of events planned to support our local kidsOther vendors included Uncle Buckrsquos ndash they make the BEST beef jerky around this part of the country and members of the Grandview Hutterite colony were out with some amazing gloves both gauntlets and working gloves The quality of the tanning dying and stitching is utterly fabulous Righteous Cycles was the only local bike shop on hand but they had lots to offerA wide variety of parts were on hand for almost

every brand of motorcycle out there and there were some jewelry and clothing vendors on hand as wellThere were only two vacant tables The traffic was good and the ANAVETS club did a brisk business selling breakfast and later lunchThe one thing I love about these season opener events is that a person gets to see people that

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Chozen Breed Booth

Bear and Penny Bear and his bride Penny

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Continued from Previous Pagehave been in hibernation all winter Heck I saw people that I havenrsquot seen in two and three years and it was fantasticOur local Toys for Tots does amazing work in our community and they deserve the support of every dealer and rider in the region Their next event is the Kneez in the Breeze run on May 24th Check out their poster and if you can consider attending

it I know that I had a blast last yearI myself have to be at my Defense Fund Poker Run in Nisku at Blackjacks but if you are in Grande Prairie and area and are looking for a great group to ride and share the day with you wonrsquot find much finer that the guys and gals of Grande Prairie Toys for Tots

- BDB

Righteous Cycles

Righteous Cycles

Randy Cholach and sister Patty

Iron Sirens Booth

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Itrsquos a beautiful day and you feel like going for a ride on your ATV UTV or motorcycle On the trails along the roads and waterways or on the edge of the woods there are sometimes toxic plants that are dangerous to our health Poison Ivy is more common but others are not as well known such as Giant Hogweed To help you identify them when you make stops during these rides let me show in this article three toxic plants that you may come acrossGiant HogweedShort story Originating in the Caucasus it was probably introduced to North America as an ornamental plant It has since taken root and become widespread in many European countries as well as Australia New Zealand the United States and Canada In Quebec it is considered to be an invasive alien plantDescription It can measure 2 to 5 metres high and 30 centimetres to 1 metre after mowing or cutting Its stem is robust covered in white hairs and raspberry red to purple spots spread out and well defined The leaves can reach up to 15 metres

wide by 3 metres longToxic part Its sap (a colourless odourless liquid secreted by all parts of the plant)Effects Contact with the sap followed by exposure to the sun is odourless but can produce dermatitis up to 48 hours after exposure This is characterized by redness of the skin and swelling blisters or even skin lesions at times serious resembling first or second-degree burnsPlaces Disturbed wetlands (along waterways

ditches roads etc)Take note After the wounds heal brown or white spots can linger for many months or even years on the affected areas and they can remain sensitive to the lightCanadian provinces where it is found British Columbia Ontario Quebec New BrunswickSources Deacutevelopppement durable Environnement Faune et Parcs du gouvernement du Queacutebec Santeacute et services sociaux du Queacutebec (French version only) Espace pour la vie de MontreacutealWild ParsnipDescription The flowers have light yellow-green umbels The first year the plant generally presents a low rosette of fusiform leaves while the roots are developing and flowers in the second year on a long stem before dying

Continued Next Page

V I S I T U S A T

W W W K I M P E X N E W S C O MW W W K I M P E X C O M

Hog Weed

Wild Parsnip

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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Toxic part Its sapEffects Like the Giant Hogweed its sap contains chemical products which on human skin can cause reactions similar to serious burns rashes or blistersPlaces Disturbed environments (abandoned yards open fields alongside roads etc)Take note The plantrsquos chemical composition is known to reduce weight gain and decrease fertility in cattle that eat itCanadian provinces where it is found In all provinces and territories with the exception of NunavutSources Canadian Biodiversity Information Facility from Governement of Canada Ministry of Natural Resources from Governement of OntarioPoison IvyDescription A woody perennial plant with creeping climbing or bushy glossy leaves

Toxic part Its sap contains a toxic resin (present in all parts of the plant except the pollen) Any contact with a broken part of the plant a contaminated object or an animal runs the risk of provoking a reaction The seriousness of the reaction depends on individual sensitivity the amount of sap in contact with the skin and exposed areas of the body

Effects A rash manifested by intense itching and redness Swelling and blisters can also be seen all usually between 24 to 48 hours after contact

Places River banks clearings the edge of the woods along roads etc

Take note Inhalation of smoke coming from burning Poison Ivy plants provokes an extremely painful eruption of the lining of the lungs which can lead to respiratory problems and even death

Canadian provinces where it is found In all provinces with the exception of Newfoundland-Labrador

Sources Governement of Canada Health Espace pour la vie Montreacuteal

Continued from Previous Page

Poison Ivy

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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On May 7th the official Road Captain was announced for the 4th Annual Bob Probert Ride This yearrsquos honourary grand marshal is the beautifully talented Emmy Award nominated Jacqueline MacInnes

Wood Thatrsquos right our very own hometown Canadian actress disc jockey singer television host and skilled motorcycle rider will lead the estimated 1100 motorcycles on June 22nd from Thunder Road Harley-Davidson Born in Windsor Ontario she is best known for her role as Steffy Forrester on the long-running American soap opera The Bold and the Beautiful She is also the younger sister to Dani Probert the Event Co-Chair for the Bob Probert RideFor the past four years riders in vests leather boots and blue jeans revved their

engines honouring the late hockey player Bob Probert while benefitting cardiac care at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Itrsquos a fitting tribute given that Bob was a Harley-Davidson enthusiast himself and also loved participating in charity ridesJacqueline now joins the small list of past

Continued Next Page

Mike Bechard

2014 Bob Probert Ride Media LaunchON News Events

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road captains such as former hockey players and Bobrsquos teammates Tony Amonte Sheldon Kennedy and Chris Chelios All of whom led a brigade of motorcycles following a scenic routearound Windsor and Essex County riding along the water and through the county settings showcasing the arearsquos beautyThe route has planned stops in Amherstburg Colchester Belle River and the Riverside Sportsmenrsquos Club mdashthe final stop Each stop is unique and gives the riders an opportunity to get something to eat and drink while a chance to win some awesome prizes like autographed Original Six jerseysBob Probert was a local hockey icon and an enforcer who played in the National Hockey League

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for 16 seasons with the Detroit Red Wings and the Chicago Blackhawks He passed away in 2010 after suffering a heart attack while on his boat out on Lake St Clair Dani Probert Bobrsquos widow has been organizing the memorial ride since its inception in 2011 That year was especially significant because

it was the first year that she was actually able to process the overwhelming amount of supportIn the last three years motorcyclists werenrsquot the only ones who turned out for the memorial ridemdashthousands of spectators stood at the side of the road to cheer the riders on at the different stops All participants of the Bob Probert Ride have risen over $300000 to fund the expansion of the cardiac care unit at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Windsor unfortunately has one of the highest rates of cardiac emergencies in Canada and there is not enough room to meet the demands As a result routine procedures are often rescheduled to make way for emergency cases Dani Probert and the hospital boardrsquos ultimate goal are to make the unit open 247 and have two beds available for angioplasty instead of just oneItrsquos hard to put into words how the communityrsquos support has helped Dani and her four children Brogan Tierney Jack and Declyn after such an immense loss In addition the family looks forward to this yearrsquos ride being even bigger with riders from

all over including Michigan paying homage to their father ldquoThe Enforcerrdquo Bob ProbertThe date for the 2014 Bob Probert Ride is June 22nd and all up-to-date information can be found on the website wwwprobertridecomRide safe ride freeMike ldquoChopperrdquo Bechard

Continued from Previous Page

ON News Events

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The 2014 ldquoRide for MSrdquo now in its 6th year is on Sunday September 21 2014 Shar Good Event Organizer recounts ldquoIt has been a learning experience receiving the help of Mike Bechard of the Lone Wolf Clubhouse back in the beginning to bring to life my dream of an event such as this since my diagnosis of Multiple

Sclerosis in 1985 I wanted to make a difference and help in any way I couldrdquo Good explains ldquoMultiple Sclerosis is the most commonly diagnosed neurological disease found in individuals between the ages of 15 to 40mdashthis area of Southwestern Ontario has a high number of affected people Reports from local neurologists tell us that approximately 700 to 800 citizens in our area have been diagnosedGood went on to say ldquoAll motorcycle riders are welcome to participate in the Ride for MS poker run to benefit the Windsor-Essex County Chapter of the MS Society of Canada This great ride starts and ends with a full course family style dinner at the Columbus Center of South Windsor 2014 Columbus Drive in Windsor Registration begins at 900AM and will run until 1030AM Registration Fees are as follows Rider $30 (FREE with $100 in Pledges) Passenger $20 (Free with $100 in Pledges) Participants are encouraged to collect pledges to receive pledge awards that start at $200 with Gas Cards awarded for pledges starting at $250 The Pledge Award Tier is provided on the pledge sheet available for download at wwwlonewolfclubhousecom and wwwmssocietycachaptersessexcommunityhtm The first stop of the poker run will be The Leaf in Windsor where you are welcome to have a full breakfast from the menu followed by stops at The

Sandbar Waterfront Grill (providing lunch specials) Birdiersquos Perch out in Leamington (providing FREE bottled water) the Pelee Island Winery in Kingsville (providing FREE wine tasting) Crabby Joersquos in Essex with the last optional stop being at Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery where you will receive a 6th optional card for your poker handrdquo Shar goes on to explain the 6th poker stop is optional giving you an extra chance to get either the Best or Worst Poker Hand of the day and win a prize for each Six stops in total are allocated along the 100 mile route Itrsquos so much fun itrsquos wonderful to be able to host a fundraiser that puts a smile on everyonersquos facerdquo Once back at the Columbus Center of S Windsor there is a family style dinner and an opportunity to participate in a 5050 Draw a Chinese Auction and a Gift Certificate Grab Bag There are Door Prizes for the ride participants using their Free Door Prize ticket they received upon Registration Good goes on to welcome non-riders as there are DINNER ONLY TICKETS available for $25 each and when purchasing in a set of 2 tickets a tax receipt for $20 will be issued Shar reiterates ldquoBikers Sponsors Volunteers amp Contributors to the event make it happen We have been blessed in the past and again this year with this event being sponsored by DIAMOND SPONSORSHIPS Biz X The Leaf Families First amp Leather King and RUBY SPONSORSHIPS UNIFOR Local 444 Robinson Motorcycle Avon Canada Fran Sales CrsquoEst Bon Lone Wolf Clubhouse Comfort Inn Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery Pelee Island Winery Sandbar Waterfront Grill Steversquos Auto Shine Birdiersquos Perch Canadian Tire (Tecumseh Rd E Windsor) Molson Coors and Belt Drive Betty The contributions of businesses in our community of door prizes and auction items add personality to the event

Good is happy to report ldquoTo date the Ride for MS has raised $33900 that has been used in assisting those with MS to subsidize the purchase of much needed assisted that enhance the quality of their

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livesrdquo As Event Planner amp Creator Good observes first hand how the money raised facilitates those living with multiple sclerosis Having MS herself she works with the Windsor-Essex County Chapter as a past board member aiding their membership almost on a daily basis Good reflects on her past involvement with the society and what she learned ldquoI was amazed with how much the special equipment cost and was surprised with the amounts that were not covered The depths that the society had to go through to make sure people with MS got

the equipment they needed when they needed it amazed merdquo This is where the Ride for MS and the funds raised from this event come into play ldquoThe society informs the participant of this event annually at the dinner as to how the funds raised were used which is importantrdquo says Good ldquothe feeling you get when a recipient of these funds find out you are a participant of the event that helped them obtain a piece of equipment gives you a hug and says thank you is surrealrdquoJoin us on Sunday September 21st and make someonersquos wish for a better quality of life become a reality For more information you may contact Shar at (519) 798-3858 or by email at shar54xplornetca SUBJECT Ride for MS

ON News Events

Whatever you do in life always give 100 Unless yoursquore

donating blood

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Grand Bendrsquos ldquoVintage Bike DaysrdquoThis years Annual ldquoShow amp Shinerdquo event will be held in Grand Bend and takes place on Sunday July 20 2014 from 1000am until around 1pm right on Grand Bendrsquos Main Street (exact location will be announced soon)Again this year there is no registration fee no official judging no vendors and itrsquos NOT a swap-meet but there will be a group ride from Main Street to the Grand Bend MOTORPLEX Raceway

to enjoy the Vintage Road Racing Associations ldquoSUMMER CLASSICrdquo EventVintage related club and group displays are encouragedJust show up and proudly show off your scooters and motorcycles All makes and models of Vintage amp Classic bikes are most welcomeFind us on Facebook httpwwwfacebookcompagesGrand-Bends-Vintage-Bike-Days204561802964090sk=wallampapp_data

HHR RouteDetails are here We are assembling in front of the HQ building at CFB Trenton with the ride departing at 1145 Due to some issues related to our permit that could not be resolved in the short time remaining before our Ride we in the interest in safety and the show must go on have decided to move our Rally to the Whitby Entertainment Centrum This is where the ride will end It is the same location as our assembly last yearJoin us as we welcome home our HEROES as the mission has ended in Afghanistan for our Canadian ForcesHope to see many of you there

ON Events

2930 Haldimand Road 20 Cayuga1st Annual Autism Rodeo amp Family Day Charity Event to raise funds for Autism

11am-5pm Family Time bull Live bands ~ TBAbull Kids Gamesbull Face Paintingbull Free BBQ amp Drink with admission

5pm-2am Adults ONLY~Rodeo Timebull Motorcycle Gamesbull Show N Shine bull Pig Roastbull Live Bands ~ TBAbull Beer Kegs

Overnight Camping (Adults Only) Sponsors

raquo Motorcycle Enhancements raquo Tattz AndCompany raquo Black widow paintball amp Airsoftl raquo Mainway Sports raquo Action Auto raquo Paula Manto Swick Registered Disability

Savings Plan Rep raquo CrazeePaint Airbrushing

VendorsTattz AndCompanyBlack widow Paintball amp AirsoftPaula Manto Swick Registered Disability Savings Plan Rep

All proceeds go to Autism Awarenes

Autism Rodeo amp Family Day - August 2nd 2014

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Why a round pizza gets delivered in a square box

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ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo Winner of Combined SOAR and RACE Events Get CSBK National Support (csbkca)This Ontario motorcycle roadracing season sanctioning groups SOAR and RACE are working together with a pair of Series race

weekends SOAR is hosting the RACE group at Grand Bend Raceway on June 13-15 while RACE returns the favor by hosting SOAR racers at Shannonville Motorsport Park June 27-29 As part of this co-promotion Dunlop racing tire distributor Pro 6 Cycle and the National Mopar CSBK organizing group have also joined up to provide a special bonus for Amateur Sport Bike

Continued Next Page

Dunlop Amateur Showdown winner to get National support

Sports - News Events

ADULTA person who has stopped

growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle

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class (approx 600cc) competitors A two round points-paying Series will recognize the appropriate Sport Bike-type class races at the SOAR and RACE-hosted events determining the top rising star in that category The racer who achieves the best combined result from the two race ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo will receive a competition award sponsoring their entry for the final Amateur Sport Bike Mopar CSBK National rounds at Canadian Tire Motorsport Park August 15-17Dunlop distributor Pro 6 Cycle and CSBK will supply competitor entry and racing tires to the winner of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo for the

CTMP National weekend The entry will include both Saturday and Sunday Amateur Sport Bike double header rounds with the successful Amateur competitor receiving a maximum of six Dunlop DOT-type class appropriate racing tires for use during the three day eventThe winning competitor must not have held a Pro motorcycle roadracing License nor can they have competed in more than two previous National races SOAR and RACE organizers will be the final judges of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo and ensure that all competitors respect the structure and spirit of the bonus competitionFor more information please check the SOAR (soaracingca) and RACE Events (Shannonvillecom) official web sites

Sports - News Events

DatesMay 16thJune 20thJuly 25thAugust 15thSeptember 12th

Registration opens at 5pm on the day of the event followed by racing at 7pm All racers must havevalid motorcycle drivers licensefull faced Snell 05 approved helmetgauntlet style leather glovesleather jacketleather bootscompetitors exceeding 120 mph will be required to wear full leathersMotorcycles must be in good working order and will be required to pass tech inspection prior to their first pass CLICK HERE for additional information on the Mission Raceway Park and their street legal Friday night races

2014 CMDRA Bracket Racing at Mission Raceway

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Sports Events

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

THE 27th

THREE DAY

May 171819 ndash 2014 ndash at Scotch Creek

All usual Classes ndash Entry $25 per day - $10 Vintage - Kids free

The Old Guy in 1971

Dean Seaman 2014

171819 ndash 2014 ndash171819 ndash 2014 ndash

This year the event will enter a new era with a two day Modern Trial

Total results will count for the overall Championship

Round 2 in Rocky Mountain House ABRound 3 in Ymir BC

We also have planned a Kids Trialon the Saturday night for

Both Electric and engine powered bikes Camping is good with Porta -Potties on site

Call for details of Motels etc

Phone Outlaw Dave for further info (250) 545-6139Directions - Follow the road to Scotch Creek from Hiway one West of Sorrento Then turn left

At Leopold road at the top of the hill after you leave town (Tire sign on left) red arrows from that point

A big thanks to the land owners for the use of this fantastic area

Modern Trial - Saturday amp Sunday - Vintage Monday Start time 10am all three days

13 13 13 13 13 13

For13 Immediate13 Release13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 May13 813 201413 13 CMDRA13 Announces13 Revised13 201413 Schedule13 13 The13 Canadian13 Motorcycle13 Drag13 Racing13 Association13 is13 releasing13 details13 of13 their13 updated13 201413 schedule13 The13 six13 race13 series13 which13 includes13 events13 in13 British13 Columbia13 Alberta13 and13 Ontario13 required13 revision13 following13 the13 unexpected13 announcement13 of13 the13 suspension13 of13 operations13 at13 one13 of13 the13 venues13 included13 in13 the13 original13 schedule13 13

Revised13 201413 Schedule13 June13 141513 13 Grand13 Bend13 Motorplex13 Grand13 Bend13 ON13 June13 2213 (113 day13 event)13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 July13 121313 13 13 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13 August13 232413 13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 Fort13 St13 John13 BC13 September13 6713 13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 September13 272813 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13

13

13 13

13 CMDRA13 Executive13 Director13 Kevin13 Shupac13 commented13 ldquoThe13 CMDRA13 is13 sincerely13 thankful13 for13 the13 support13 the13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 and13 Castrol13 Raceway13 and13 all13 of13 the13 tracks13 the13 CMDRA13 will13 visit13 in13 201413 We13 would13 also13 like13 to13 thank13 our13 members13 for13 their13 patience13 during13 the13 past13 four13 weeksrdquo13 13 13

13 13

infocmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 13 wwwcmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 1877580900813 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 TwitterCMDRA201413 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 Facebook13 CMDRA13

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR After your hands become coated with

grease your nose will begin to itch

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Did you know that BeltDriveBettycom has the most comprehensive database of Canadian Riding Clubs on the on the internet Wersquove revamped our Riding Club directory and wersquod like to know what you think Itrsquos indexed by Province and by Type of Riding Club for easy browsing

bull Brand Specificbull Cruising and Touringbull Military bull Lifestylebull Occupation-Relatedbull Rider Rights and Freedomsbull Vintagebull Sportsbull Womenrsquos Riding Clubsbull Motorcycle Ministries

httpwwwbeltdrivebettycomcommunityriding-clubs

TIP OF THE WEEK RIDING CLUBS section REVAMPED

on Facebook has photo albums for each province and month filled with tons of events

httpwwwfacebookcomCanadianMotorcycleEventsphotos_albums

Visit our page and go to the photos link once there click on albums to find the Province and month you are interested in

You can also use our national calendars at wwwcanadianmotorcycleeventscom - filled with even more event information you can sort them right down to only one province and they are highly shareable

Our CANADIAN MOTORCYCLE EVENTS

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

ldquoIf yoursquore going to kill each other do it outside I just finished cleaningrdquo

Website Tip of the Week

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Tides roll in and tides roll out

There arenrsquot too many things in life that are predictable but ocean tides are one of them

Our family just returned from a short vacation on a Vancouver Island beach and I found the tides fascinating

Incoming tides covered the beach and at high tide you could literally see all the sandcastles wood forts and creations literally disappear under the water never to be seen again

The outgoing tides revealed a clean fresh canvas and some sea-life caught in the tidal pools left behind or laying helplessly on the beach Seagulls swooped down to shell covered areas of the beach in search of oysters that had been stranded on the half kilometer sandy beach as the eagles hovered above looking for their next snack

I could not help but think about the lsquoTides of Lifersquo where we know that until our number comes up and we face eternal judgment each day the sun will come up we will spend time with those people whom we love (family friends) and with people whom we would most likely prefer not to be spending time with (school work) and we will experience all the good and not so good that the

tides of life bring our way Night will come and in the morning we will repeat the cycle all over again

As a born-again believer I felt the tide analogy was an appropriate one The ocean washes away everything left on the beach and when we ask Christ for the forgiveness of our sins he literally washes them away Check out this verse from ldquoOur Ownerrsquos Manual for Liferdquo found in Psalm 103 verse 12 ldquoHe has removed our sins as far from us as the east is from the westrdquo

Our biker church exists to take the ldquoGood Newsrdquo and the ldquoSalvation Messagerdquo to un-churched bikers here on the West Coast In fact our prayer is that the Holy Spirit would become like a raging wildfire touching the hearts and lives of bikers resulting in an assurance of eternity with our Jesus in heaven and a life on this earth that takes on new meaning and purpose

If you think riding your scoot along a seaside highway on a hot summerrsquos day is something special just wait until you do it when Jesus Christ is at the controls of your lifehellip there is no greater lsquohighrsquo and bigger lsquorushrsquo than this All it takes is a few short words ask Jesus to forgive you for your sins tell him you that you want him to be Lord of your life Follow this up with prayer and bible reading and oh yeahhellip believe that he does in fact lsquohave your backrsquo in this life

Ride safe Ride true

Pastor Chuck

Canadian Riders Support Program Network

By joining the Canadian Riders Support Program you volunteer to provide assistance to broken down riders in your area This assistance may include providing information about nearby repair shops towing accommodations making phone calls providing directions etc While some Canadian Riders have expressed that they would be able to provide help with tools wrenching towing and even temporary accommodations the level of assistance you may provide is totally up to you as you feel comfortable and safe to do soLetrsquos face it most of us have been there away from home and broke down by the side of the road Canadian Rider Members are also listed in Belt Drive Bettyrsquos Little Black Book a resource directory currently carried in the saddlebags of thousands of Canadian Riders As a ldquoThank Yourdquo from Belt Drive Betty Canadian Riders Support Network Members receive The Busted Knuckle Chronicles E-Subscription free of charge

Come join us at httpwwwcanadianridersca

Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events

Pastor Chuck

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G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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ON - Events

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ON News - ON Events

If everything seems to be going well you have obviously

overlooked something

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Classified Ad of the Week

2002 Tiny Mite Cargo Trailer

Stock CTRL0033 Colour Blue Features Very clean trailer in excellent condition tons of storage good quality cargo trailer at a good price

Price $ 2495 CAD NO GST

Contact

Trike Zone

(780) 389-3344

Mulhurst Bay AB

Email edwardtrikezonecom

ON Events - Classified AD of the Week

Upcoming ON EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

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Join Veterans Law Enforement First Responders and their supporters from both Canada and the US on this overnight cross border ride to Wenatchee Washington June 7th 2014Check out httpcanamveteransrideweeblycom for details laquoHalf The Fun is Getting Thereraquo

Support Our Troops

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Support Our Troops

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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Support Our Troops

Upcoming SOT EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

Are you a veteran who owns a businessWould you like to promote your products or services but find advertising expensive

Get 50 off your first 6 months of advertisingContact Belt Drive Betty to find out about the

Veteranrsquos Business Starter Programbdbettygmailcom

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Tee Shirts Patches amp More in the BDB Store

We appreciate your support

wwwbdbstorecom

QC EVENTS

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Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

What did the elephant say to the naked man How do you breathe through that

tiny thing

Ah lsquoFridayrsquo my second favorite F-word

August 7 - 10 2014 - In the Heart of Downtown MonctonThe MotoMoncton Festival was first launched in August of 2011 with motorcyclists from near and taking over Monctonrsquos downtown core This three-day event featured motorcycle stunt shows a burnout competition group rides throughout Southeastern New Brunswick a bike cruise through Moncton live entertainment on Main Street and much moreIn 2012 the City of Moncton was pleased to host another weekend of motorcycle madness in downtown Moncton and to welcome bikers from across the region and across the country as the city hosted both MotoMoncton and the 17th Canadian National Harley Owners Group Rally Moncton was honoured to be chosen as host city for this national event and together with MotoMoncton the HOG Rally proved to be yet another exciting motorcycle weekend in the cityThis past August 2013 MotoMoncton organizers were yet again pleased to host another successful weekend of exciting activity with thousands visiting the festival grounds throughout the weekend

The festival an initiative of the City of Moncton is made possible by the support of various partners including Downtown Moncton Centre-Ville Inc various local motorcycle dealers and clubs and other community partners

For more information and sponsorship enquiries please contact 506-383-7020 506-877-7700 of by Email infomotomonctoncaOr visit motomonctonca

MOTO MONCTON NB EVENTS

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What are three words a woman never wants to hear when shersquos making love ldquoHoney Irsquom homerdquo

NB EVENTS

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club would be very pleased if you would help support our up coming charity event in support of the DECH Childrenrsquos Ward

This year our Toy Ride takes place June 14th 2014 We are celebrating our 30th Ride Register early to receive a limited Edition 30th Anniversary Shirt

Registration forms online at

httpfrederictonmotorcycleclubcaHomephp

The ride begins at the parking lot of the Canadian Tire Two Nations Crossing (North Side) On site registration between 930 am amp 1045 am Ride begins at 11 am sharp

The Motorcyclist will enjoy a scenic country ride via Nashwack Bridge to Stanley At the Stanley school there will be a barbeque Show-N-Shine 5050 draw silent auction etc

The group will return via the Royal Road ending up at the DECH for the presentations of the Toys and monies raised to the Child Life Unit of the DECH

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club has been the most consistent supporter of the DECH Childrenrsquos Life Unit since 1985 All of the funds raised and Toys collected go to the hospitalized Children

Please share this email with all your friends Help us Brighten A Childrsquos Stay

Fredricton Motorcycle Club Toy Ride

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Where Royal Canadian Legion Branch 350 Port DalhousieWhen Saturday 7 June Blessing starts 11am followed by the Show and Shine

Show and Shine Entry fee $1000

11 trophies up for grabsbull Best in Show 1st 2nd 3rd placebull Best cruiser 1st amp 2nd placebull Best touring 1st and 2nd placebull Best sport bike 1st amp 2nd placebull Best sport touring 1st amp 2nd place

BBQ burgers and sausage on a bun for sale 5050 draw coffee and donutsAll proceeds to support the Royal Canadian Legion Port DalhousieI challenge all Bike clubs in the Niagara area to attend this wonderful event Hosted by the Working Stiffs Riding ClubCanadian Legion Branch 350 Located at 600 Ontario St St Catharines ON L2N 7P8 (Known as Port Dalhousie ) 905-934-1261 Please use Joe Caruso as a contact andor myself Joes email address is kawasaki07bellnet andor faronleonardhotmailcom Thank You look forward to meeting some day

Blessing of the Motorbikersquos and Show and Shine

NB News Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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Actor WisdomThere are four questions of value in lifehellip What is sacred Of what is the spirit made What is worth living for and what is worth dying for The answer to each is the same Only love~ Johnny Depp

Polymath WisdomBelieve none of what you hear and half of what you see- Benjamin Franklin

Spiritual Leader WisdomHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else yoursquore the one who gets burned ~ Buddha

Educator WisdomPeople who consider themselves victims of their circumstances will always remain victims unless they develop a greater vision for their lives ~ Stedman Graham~

Spiritual Teacher WisdomIt is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living ~ Eckhart Tolle

Lithographer WisdomA positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort ndash Herm Albright

I just got back from a pleasure trip I took my mother-in-law to

the airport

WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events

R RWYZWMNrsquoSWORDS TO THE WISE

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Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

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NS Events

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I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

Select Arrows to view events

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A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

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Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

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  • bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events
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Continued from Previous Pagehave been in hibernation all winter Heck I saw people that I havenrsquot seen in two and three years and it was fantasticOur local Toys for Tots does amazing work in our community and they deserve the support of every dealer and rider in the region Their next event is the Kneez in the Breeze run on May 24th Check out their poster and if you can consider attending

it I know that I had a blast last yearI myself have to be at my Defense Fund Poker Run in Nisku at Blackjacks but if you are in Grande Prairie and area and are looking for a great group to ride and share the day with you wonrsquot find much finer that the guys and gals of Grande Prairie Toys for Tots

- BDB

Righteous Cycles

Righteous Cycles

Randy Cholach and sister Patty

Iron Sirens Booth

The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - ON Events

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Itrsquos a beautiful day and you feel like going for a ride on your ATV UTV or motorcycle On the trails along the roads and waterways or on the edge of the woods there are sometimes toxic plants that are dangerous to our health Poison Ivy is more common but others are not as well known such as Giant Hogweed To help you identify them when you make stops during these rides let me show in this article three toxic plants that you may come acrossGiant HogweedShort story Originating in the Caucasus it was probably introduced to North America as an ornamental plant It has since taken root and become widespread in many European countries as well as Australia New Zealand the United States and Canada In Quebec it is considered to be an invasive alien plantDescription It can measure 2 to 5 metres high and 30 centimetres to 1 metre after mowing or cutting Its stem is robust covered in white hairs and raspberry red to purple spots spread out and well defined The leaves can reach up to 15 metres

wide by 3 metres longToxic part Its sap (a colourless odourless liquid secreted by all parts of the plant)Effects Contact with the sap followed by exposure to the sun is odourless but can produce dermatitis up to 48 hours after exposure This is characterized by redness of the skin and swelling blisters or even skin lesions at times serious resembling first or second-degree burnsPlaces Disturbed wetlands (along waterways

ditches roads etc)Take note After the wounds heal brown or white spots can linger for many months or even years on the affected areas and they can remain sensitive to the lightCanadian provinces where it is found British Columbia Ontario Quebec New BrunswickSources Deacutevelopppement durable Environnement Faune et Parcs du gouvernement du Queacutebec Santeacute et services sociaux du Queacutebec (French version only) Espace pour la vie de MontreacutealWild ParsnipDescription The flowers have light yellow-green umbels The first year the plant generally presents a low rosette of fusiform leaves while the roots are developing and flowers in the second year on a long stem before dying

Continued Next Page

V I S I T U S A T

W W W K I M P E X N E W S C O MW W W K I M P E X C O M

Hog Weed

Wild Parsnip

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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Toxic part Its sapEffects Like the Giant Hogweed its sap contains chemical products which on human skin can cause reactions similar to serious burns rashes or blistersPlaces Disturbed environments (abandoned yards open fields alongside roads etc)Take note The plantrsquos chemical composition is known to reduce weight gain and decrease fertility in cattle that eat itCanadian provinces where it is found In all provinces and territories with the exception of NunavutSources Canadian Biodiversity Information Facility from Governement of Canada Ministry of Natural Resources from Governement of OntarioPoison IvyDescription A woody perennial plant with creeping climbing or bushy glossy leaves

Toxic part Its sap contains a toxic resin (present in all parts of the plant except the pollen) Any contact with a broken part of the plant a contaminated object or an animal runs the risk of provoking a reaction The seriousness of the reaction depends on individual sensitivity the amount of sap in contact with the skin and exposed areas of the body

Effects A rash manifested by intense itching and redness Swelling and blisters can also be seen all usually between 24 to 48 hours after contact

Places River banks clearings the edge of the woods along roads etc

Take note Inhalation of smoke coming from burning Poison Ivy plants provokes an extremely painful eruption of the lining of the lungs which can lead to respiratory problems and even death

Canadian provinces where it is found In all provinces with the exception of Newfoundland-Labrador

Sources Governement of Canada Health Espace pour la vie Montreacuteal

Continued from Previous Page

Poison Ivy

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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On May 7th the official Road Captain was announced for the 4th Annual Bob Probert Ride This yearrsquos honourary grand marshal is the beautifully talented Emmy Award nominated Jacqueline MacInnes

Wood Thatrsquos right our very own hometown Canadian actress disc jockey singer television host and skilled motorcycle rider will lead the estimated 1100 motorcycles on June 22nd from Thunder Road Harley-Davidson Born in Windsor Ontario she is best known for her role as Steffy Forrester on the long-running American soap opera The Bold and the Beautiful She is also the younger sister to Dani Probert the Event Co-Chair for the Bob Probert RideFor the past four years riders in vests leather boots and blue jeans revved their

engines honouring the late hockey player Bob Probert while benefitting cardiac care at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Itrsquos a fitting tribute given that Bob was a Harley-Davidson enthusiast himself and also loved participating in charity ridesJacqueline now joins the small list of past

Continued Next Page

Mike Bechard

2014 Bob Probert Ride Media LaunchON News Events

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road captains such as former hockey players and Bobrsquos teammates Tony Amonte Sheldon Kennedy and Chris Chelios All of whom led a brigade of motorcycles following a scenic routearound Windsor and Essex County riding along the water and through the county settings showcasing the arearsquos beautyThe route has planned stops in Amherstburg Colchester Belle River and the Riverside Sportsmenrsquos Club mdashthe final stop Each stop is unique and gives the riders an opportunity to get something to eat and drink while a chance to win some awesome prizes like autographed Original Six jerseysBob Probert was a local hockey icon and an enforcer who played in the National Hockey League

Continued from Previous Page

Continued Next Page

ON News Events

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for 16 seasons with the Detroit Red Wings and the Chicago Blackhawks He passed away in 2010 after suffering a heart attack while on his boat out on Lake St Clair Dani Probert Bobrsquos widow has been organizing the memorial ride since its inception in 2011 That year was especially significant because

it was the first year that she was actually able to process the overwhelming amount of supportIn the last three years motorcyclists werenrsquot the only ones who turned out for the memorial ridemdashthousands of spectators stood at the side of the road to cheer the riders on at the different stops All participants of the Bob Probert Ride have risen over $300000 to fund the expansion of the cardiac care unit at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Windsor unfortunately has one of the highest rates of cardiac emergencies in Canada and there is not enough room to meet the demands As a result routine procedures are often rescheduled to make way for emergency cases Dani Probert and the hospital boardrsquos ultimate goal are to make the unit open 247 and have two beds available for angioplasty instead of just oneItrsquos hard to put into words how the communityrsquos support has helped Dani and her four children Brogan Tierney Jack and Declyn after such an immense loss In addition the family looks forward to this yearrsquos ride being even bigger with riders from

all over including Michigan paying homage to their father ldquoThe Enforcerrdquo Bob ProbertThe date for the 2014 Bob Probert Ride is June 22nd and all up-to-date information can be found on the website wwwprobertridecomRide safe ride freeMike ldquoChopperrdquo Bechard

Continued from Previous Page

ON News Events

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The 2014 ldquoRide for MSrdquo now in its 6th year is on Sunday September 21 2014 Shar Good Event Organizer recounts ldquoIt has been a learning experience receiving the help of Mike Bechard of the Lone Wolf Clubhouse back in the beginning to bring to life my dream of an event such as this since my diagnosis of Multiple

Sclerosis in 1985 I wanted to make a difference and help in any way I couldrdquo Good explains ldquoMultiple Sclerosis is the most commonly diagnosed neurological disease found in individuals between the ages of 15 to 40mdashthis area of Southwestern Ontario has a high number of affected people Reports from local neurologists tell us that approximately 700 to 800 citizens in our area have been diagnosedGood went on to say ldquoAll motorcycle riders are welcome to participate in the Ride for MS poker run to benefit the Windsor-Essex County Chapter of the MS Society of Canada This great ride starts and ends with a full course family style dinner at the Columbus Center of South Windsor 2014 Columbus Drive in Windsor Registration begins at 900AM and will run until 1030AM Registration Fees are as follows Rider $30 (FREE with $100 in Pledges) Passenger $20 (Free with $100 in Pledges) Participants are encouraged to collect pledges to receive pledge awards that start at $200 with Gas Cards awarded for pledges starting at $250 The Pledge Award Tier is provided on the pledge sheet available for download at wwwlonewolfclubhousecom and wwwmssocietycachaptersessexcommunityhtm The first stop of the poker run will be The Leaf in Windsor where you are welcome to have a full breakfast from the menu followed by stops at The

Sandbar Waterfront Grill (providing lunch specials) Birdiersquos Perch out in Leamington (providing FREE bottled water) the Pelee Island Winery in Kingsville (providing FREE wine tasting) Crabby Joersquos in Essex with the last optional stop being at Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery where you will receive a 6th optional card for your poker handrdquo Shar goes on to explain the 6th poker stop is optional giving you an extra chance to get either the Best or Worst Poker Hand of the day and win a prize for each Six stops in total are allocated along the 100 mile route Itrsquos so much fun itrsquos wonderful to be able to host a fundraiser that puts a smile on everyonersquos facerdquo Once back at the Columbus Center of S Windsor there is a family style dinner and an opportunity to participate in a 5050 Draw a Chinese Auction and a Gift Certificate Grab Bag There are Door Prizes for the ride participants using their Free Door Prize ticket they received upon Registration Good goes on to welcome non-riders as there are DINNER ONLY TICKETS available for $25 each and when purchasing in a set of 2 tickets a tax receipt for $20 will be issued Shar reiterates ldquoBikers Sponsors Volunteers amp Contributors to the event make it happen We have been blessed in the past and again this year with this event being sponsored by DIAMOND SPONSORSHIPS Biz X The Leaf Families First amp Leather King and RUBY SPONSORSHIPS UNIFOR Local 444 Robinson Motorcycle Avon Canada Fran Sales CrsquoEst Bon Lone Wolf Clubhouse Comfort Inn Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery Pelee Island Winery Sandbar Waterfront Grill Steversquos Auto Shine Birdiersquos Perch Canadian Tire (Tecumseh Rd E Windsor) Molson Coors and Belt Drive Betty The contributions of businesses in our community of door prizes and auction items add personality to the event

Good is happy to report ldquoTo date the Ride for MS has raised $33900 that has been used in assisting those with MS to subsidize the purchase of much needed assisted that enhance the quality of their

Continued Next Page

ON News Events

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livesrdquo As Event Planner amp Creator Good observes first hand how the money raised facilitates those living with multiple sclerosis Having MS herself she works with the Windsor-Essex County Chapter as a past board member aiding their membership almost on a daily basis Good reflects on her past involvement with the society and what she learned ldquoI was amazed with how much the special equipment cost and was surprised with the amounts that were not covered The depths that the society had to go through to make sure people with MS got

the equipment they needed when they needed it amazed merdquo This is where the Ride for MS and the funds raised from this event come into play ldquoThe society informs the participant of this event annually at the dinner as to how the funds raised were used which is importantrdquo says Good ldquothe feeling you get when a recipient of these funds find out you are a participant of the event that helped them obtain a piece of equipment gives you a hug and says thank you is surrealrdquoJoin us on Sunday September 21st and make someonersquos wish for a better quality of life become a reality For more information you may contact Shar at (519) 798-3858 or by email at shar54xplornetca SUBJECT Ride for MS

ON News Events

Whatever you do in life always give 100 Unless yoursquore

donating blood

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Grand Bendrsquos ldquoVintage Bike DaysrdquoThis years Annual ldquoShow amp Shinerdquo event will be held in Grand Bend and takes place on Sunday July 20 2014 from 1000am until around 1pm right on Grand Bendrsquos Main Street (exact location will be announced soon)Again this year there is no registration fee no official judging no vendors and itrsquos NOT a swap-meet but there will be a group ride from Main Street to the Grand Bend MOTORPLEX Raceway

to enjoy the Vintage Road Racing Associations ldquoSUMMER CLASSICrdquo EventVintage related club and group displays are encouragedJust show up and proudly show off your scooters and motorcycles All makes and models of Vintage amp Classic bikes are most welcomeFind us on Facebook httpwwwfacebookcompagesGrand-Bends-Vintage-Bike-Days204561802964090sk=wallampapp_data

HHR RouteDetails are here We are assembling in front of the HQ building at CFB Trenton with the ride departing at 1145 Due to some issues related to our permit that could not be resolved in the short time remaining before our Ride we in the interest in safety and the show must go on have decided to move our Rally to the Whitby Entertainment Centrum This is where the ride will end It is the same location as our assembly last yearJoin us as we welcome home our HEROES as the mission has ended in Afghanistan for our Canadian ForcesHope to see many of you there

ON Events

2930 Haldimand Road 20 Cayuga1st Annual Autism Rodeo amp Family Day Charity Event to raise funds for Autism

11am-5pm Family Time bull Live bands ~ TBAbull Kids Gamesbull Face Paintingbull Free BBQ amp Drink with admission

5pm-2am Adults ONLY~Rodeo Timebull Motorcycle Gamesbull Show N Shine bull Pig Roastbull Live Bands ~ TBAbull Beer Kegs

Overnight Camping (Adults Only) Sponsors

raquo Motorcycle Enhancements raquo Tattz AndCompany raquo Black widow paintball amp Airsoftl raquo Mainway Sports raquo Action Auto raquo Paula Manto Swick Registered Disability

Savings Plan Rep raquo CrazeePaint Airbrushing

VendorsTattz AndCompanyBlack widow Paintball amp AirsoftPaula Manto Swick Registered Disability Savings Plan Rep

All proceeds go to Autism Awarenes

Autism Rodeo amp Family Day - August 2nd 2014

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ON Events

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ON Events

Why a round pizza gets delivered in a square box

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ON Events

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ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo Winner of Combined SOAR and RACE Events Get CSBK National Support (csbkca)This Ontario motorcycle roadracing season sanctioning groups SOAR and RACE are working together with a pair of Series race

weekends SOAR is hosting the RACE group at Grand Bend Raceway on June 13-15 while RACE returns the favor by hosting SOAR racers at Shannonville Motorsport Park June 27-29 As part of this co-promotion Dunlop racing tire distributor Pro 6 Cycle and the National Mopar CSBK organizing group have also joined up to provide a special bonus for Amateur Sport Bike

Continued Next Page

Dunlop Amateur Showdown winner to get National support

Sports - News Events

ADULTA person who has stopped

growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle

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Continued from Previous Page

class (approx 600cc) competitors A two round points-paying Series will recognize the appropriate Sport Bike-type class races at the SOAR and RACE-hosted events determining the top rising star in that category The racer who achieves the best combined result from the two race ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo will receive a competition award sponsoring their entry for the final Amateur Sport Bike Mopar CSBK National rounds at Canadian Tire Motorsport Park August 15-17Dunlop distributor Pro 6 Cycle and CSBK will supply competitor entry and racing tires to the winner of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo for the

CTMP National weekend The entry will include both Saturday and Sunday Amateur Sport Bike double header rounds with the successful Amateur competitor receiving a maximum of six Dunlop DOT-type class appropriate racing tires for use during the three day eventThe winning competitor must not have held a Pro motorcycle roadracing License nor can they have competed in more than two previous National races SOAR and RACE organizers will be the final judges of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo and ensure that all competitors respect the structure and spirit of the bonus competitionFor more information please check the SOAR (soaracingca) and RACE Events (Shannonvillecom) official web sites

Sports - News Events

DatesMay 16thJune 20thJuly 25thAugust 15thSeptember 12th

Registration opens at 5pm on the day of the event followed by racing at 7pm All racers must havevalid motorcycle drivers licensefull faced Snell 05 approved helmetgauntlet style leather glovesleather jacketleather bootscompetitors exceeding 120 mph will be required to wear full leathersMotorcycles must be in good working order and will be required to pass tech inspection prior to their first pass CLICK HERE for additional information on the Mission Raceway Park and their street legal Friday night races

2014 CMDRA Bracket Racing at Mission Raceway

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Sports Events

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

THE 27th

THREE DAY

May 171819 ndash 2014 ndash at Scotch Creek

All usual Classes ndash Entry $25 per day - $10 Vintage - Kids free

The Old Guy in 1971

Dean Seaman 2014

171819 ndash 2014 ndash171819 ndash 2014 ndash

This year the event will enter a new era with a two day Modern Trial

Total results will count for the overall Championship

Round 2 in Rocky Mountain House ABRound 3 in Ymir BC

We also have planned a Kids Trialon the Saturday night for

Both Electric and engine powered bikes Camping is good with Porta -Potties on site

Call for details of Motels etc

Phone Outlaw Dave for further info (250) 545-6139Directions - Follow the road to Scotch Creek from Hiway one West of Sorrento Then turn left

At Leopold road at the top of the hill after you leave town (Tire sign on left) red arrows from that point

A big thanks to the land owners for the use of this fantastic area

Modern Trial - Saturday amp Sunday - Vintage Monday Start time 10am all three days

13 13 13 13 13 13

For13 Immediate13 Release13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 May13 813 201413 13 CMDRA13 Announces13 Revised13 201413 Schedule13 13 The13 Canadian13 Motorcycle13 Drag13 Racing13 Association13 is13 releasing13 details13 of13 their13 updated13 201413 schedule13 The13 six13 race13 series13 which13 includes13 events13 in13 British13 Columbia13 Alberta13 and13 Ontario13 required13 revision13 following13 the13 unexpected13 announcement13 of13 the13 suspension13 of13 operations13 at13 one13 of13 the13 venues13 included13 in13 the13 original13 schedule13 13

Revised13 201413 Schedule13 June13 141513 13 Grand13 Bend13 Motorplex13 Grand13 Bend13 ON13 June13 2213 (113 day13 event)13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 July13 121313 13 13 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13 August13 232413 13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 Fort13 St13 John13 BC13 September13 6713 13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 September13 272813 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13

13

13 13

13 CMDRA13 Executive13 Director13 Kevin13 Shupac13 commented13 ldquoThe13 CMDRA13 is13 sincerely13 thankful13 for13 the13 support13 the13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 and13 Castrol13 Raceway13 and13 all13 of13 the13 tracks13 the13 CMDRA13 will13 visit13 in13 201413 We13 would13 also13 like13 to13 thank13 our13 members13 for13 their13 patience13 during13 the13 past13 four13 weeksrdquo13 13 13

13 13

infocmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 13 wwwcmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 1877580900813 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 TwitterCMDRA201413 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 Facebook13 CMDRA13

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR After your hands become coated with

grease your nose will begin to itch

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Did you know that BeltDriveBettycom has the most comprehensive database of Canadian Riding Clubs on the on the internet Wersquove revamped our Riding Club directory and wersquod like to know what you think Itrsquos indexed by Province and by Type of Riding Club for easy browsing

bull Brand Specificbull Cruising and Touringbull Military bull Lifestylebull Occupation-Relatedbull Rider Rights and Freedomsbull Vintagebull Sportsbull Womenrsquos Riding Clubsbull Motorcycle Ministries

httpwwwbeltdrivebettycomcommunityriding-clubs

TIP OF THE WEEK RIDING CLUBS section REVAMPED

on Facebook has photo albums for each province and month filled with tons of events

httpwwwfacebookcomCanadianMotorcycleEventsphotos_albums

Visit our page and go to the photos link once there click on albums to find the Province and month you are interested in

You can also use our national calendars at wwwcanadianmotorcycleeventscom - filled with even more event information you can sort them right down to only one province and they are highly shareable

Our CANADIAN MOTORCYCLE EVENTS

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

ldquoIf yoursquore going to kill each other do it outside I just finished cleaningrdquo

Website Tip of the Week

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Tides roll in and tides roll out

There arenrsquot too many things in life that are predictable but ocean tides are one of them

Our family just returned from a short vacation on a Vancouver Island beach and I found the tides fascinating

Incoming tides covered the beach and at high tide you could literally see all the sandcastles wood forts and creations literally disappear under the water never to be seen again

The outgoing tides revealed a clean fresh canvas and some sea-life caught in the tidal pools left behind or laying helplessly on the beach Seagulls swooped down to shell covered areas of the beach in search of oysters that had been stranded on the half kilometer sandy beach as the eagles hovered above looking for their next snack

I could not help but think about the lsquoTides of Lifersquo where we know that until our number comes up and we face eternal judgment each day the sun will come up we will spend time with those people whom we love (family friends) and with people whom we would most likely prefer not to be spending time with (school work) and we will experience all the good and not so good that the

tides of life bring our way Night will come and in the morning we will repeat the cycle all over again

As a born-again believer I felt the tide analogy was an appropriate one The ocean washes away everything left on the beach and when we ask Christ for the forgiveness of our sins he literally washes them away Check out this verse from ldquoOur Ownerrsquos Manual for Liferdquo found in Psalm 103 verse 12 ldquoHe has removed our sins as far from us as the east is from the westrdquo

Our biker church exists to take the ldquoGood Newsrdquo and the ldquoSalvation Messagerdquo to un-churched bikers here on the West Coast In fact our prayer is that the Holy Spirit would become like a raging wildfire touching the hearts and lives of bikers resulting in an assurance of eternity with our Jesus in heaven and a life on this earth that takes on new meaning and purpose

If you think riding your scoot along a seaside highway on a hot summerrsquos day is something special just wait until you do it when Jesus Christ is at the controls of your lifehellip there is no greater lsquohighrsquo and bigger lsquorushrsquo than this All it takes is a few short words ask Jesus to forgive you for your sins tell him you that you want him to be Lord of your life Follow this up with prayer and bible reading and oh yeahhellip believe that he does in fact lsquohave your backrsquo in this life

Ride safe Ride true

Pastor Chuck

Canadian Riders Support Program Network

By joining the Canadian Riders Support Program you volunteer to provide assistance to broken down riders in your area This assistance may include providing information about nearby repair shops towing accommodations making phone calls providing directions etc While some Canadian Riders have expressed that they would be able to provide help with tools wrenching towing and even temporary accommodations the level of assistance you may provide is totally up to you as you feel comfortable and safe to do soLetrsquos face it most of us have been there away from home and broke down by the side of the road Canadian Rider Members are also listed in Belt Drive Bettyrsquos Little Black Book a resource directory currently carried in the saddlebags of thousands of Canadian Riders As a ldquoThank Yourdquo from Belt Drive Betty Canadian Riders Support Network Members receive The Busted Knuckle Chronicles E-Subscription free of charge

Come join us at httpwwwcanadianridersca

Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events

Pastor Chuck

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ON Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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ON - Events

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ON News - ON Events

If everything seems to be going well you have obviously

overlooked something

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Classified Ad of the Week

2002 Tiny Mite Cargo Trailer

Stock CTRL0033 Colour Blue Features Very clean trailer in excellent condition tons of storage good quality cargo trailer at a good price

Price $ 2495 CAD NO GST

Contact

Trike Zone

(780) 389-3344

Mulhurst Bay AB

Email edwardtrikezonecom

ON Events - Classified AD of the Week

Upcoming ON EventsJune - August

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Join Veterans Law Enforement First Responders and their supporters from both Canada and the US on this overnight cross border ride to Wenatchee Washington June 7th 2014Check out httpcanamveteransrideweeblycom for details laquoHalf The Fun is Getting Thereraquo

Support Our Troops

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Support Our Troops

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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Support Our Troops

Upcoming SOT EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

Are you a veteran who owns a businessWould you like to promote your products or services but find advertising expensive

Get 50 off your first 6 months of advertisingContact Belt Drive Betty to find out about the

Veteranrsquos Business Starter Programbdbettygmailcom

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Tee Shirts Patches amp More in the BDB Store

We appreciate your support

wwwbdbstorecom

QC EVENTS

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What did the elephant say to the naked man How do you breathe through that

tiny thing

Ah lsquoFridayrsquo my second favorite F-word

August 7 - 10 2014 - In the Heart of Downtown MonctonThe MotoMoncton Festival was first launched in August of 2011 with motorcyclists from near and taking over Monctonrsquos downtown core This three-day event featured motorcycle stunt shows a burnout competition group rides throughout Southeastern New Brunswick a bike cruise through Moncton live entertainment on Main Street and much moreIn 2012 the City of Moncton was pleased to host another weekend of motorcycle madness in downtown Moncton and to welcome bikers from across the region and across the country as the city hosted both MotoMoncton and the 17th Canadian National Harley Owners Group Rally Moncton was honoured to be chosen as host city for this national event and together with MotoMoncton the HOG Rally proved to be yet another exciting motorcycle weekend in the cityThis past August 2013 MotoMoncton organizers were yet again pleased to host another successful weekend of exciting activity with thousands visiting the festival grounds throughout the weekend

The festival an initiative of the City of Moncton is made possible by the support of various partners including Downtown Moncton Centre-Ville Inc various local motorcycle dealers and clubs and other community partners

For more information and sponsorship enquiries please contact 506-383-7020 506-877-7700 of by Email infomotomonctoncaOr visit motomonctonca

MOTO MONCTON NB EVENTS

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What are three words a woman never wants to hear when shersquos making love ldquoHoney Irsquom homerdquo

NB EVENTS

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club would be very pleased if you would help support our up coming charity event in support of the DECH Childrenrsquos Ward

This year our Toy Ride takes place June 14th 2014 We are celebrating our 30th Ride Register early to receive a limited Edition 30th Anniversary Shirt

Registration forms online at

httpfrederictonmotorcycleclubcaHomephp

The ride begins at the parking lot of the Canadian Tire Two Nations Crossing (North Side) On site registration between 930 am amp 1045 am Ride begins at 11 am sharp

The Motorcyclist will enjoy a scenic country ride via Nashwack Bridge to Stanley At the Stanley school there will be a barbeque Show-N-Shine 5050 draw silent auction etc

The group will return via the Royal Road ending up at the DECH for the presentations of the Toys and monies raised to the Child Life Unit of the DECH

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club has been the most consistent supporter of the DECH Childrenrsquos Life Unit since 1985 All of the funds raised and Toys collected go to the hospitalized Children

Please share this email with all your friends Help us Brighten A Childrsquos Stay

Fredricton Motorcycle Club Toy Ride

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Where Royal Canadian Legion Branch 350 Port DalhousieWhen Saturday 7 June Blessing starts 11am followed by the Show and Shine

Show and Shine Entry fee $1000

11 trophies up for grabsbull Best in Show 1st 2nd 3rd placebull Best cruiser 1st amp 2nd placebull Best touring 1st and 2nd placebull Best sport bike 1st amp 2nd placebull Best sport touring 1st amp 2nd place

BBQ burgers and sausage on a bun for sale 5050 draw coffee and donutsAll proceeds to support the Royal Canadian Legion Port DalhousieI challenge all Bike clubs in the Niagara area to attend this wonderful event Hosted by the Working Stiffs Riding ClubCanadian Legion Branch 350 Located at 600 Ontario St St Catharines ON L2N 7P8 (Known as Port Dalhousie ) 905-934-1261 Please use Joe Caruso as a contact andor myself Joes email address is kawasaki07bellnet andor faronleonardhotmailcom Thank You look forward to meeting some day

Blessing of the Motorbikersquos and Show and Shine

NB News Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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Actor WisdomThere are four questions of value in lifehellip What is sacred Of what is the spirit made What is worth living for and what is worth dying for The answer to each is the same Only love~ Johnny Depp

Polymath WisdomBelieve none of what you hear and half of what you see- Benjamin Franklin

Spiritual Leader WisdomHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else yoursquore the one who gets burned ~ Buddha

Educator WisdomPeople who consider themselves victims of their circumstances will always remain victims unless they develop a greater vision for their lives ~ Stedman Graham~

Spiritual Teacher WisdomIt is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living ~ Eckhart Tolle

Lithographer WisdomA positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort ndash Herm Albright

I just got back from a pleasure trip I took my mother-in-law to

the airport

WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events

R RWYZWMNrsquoSWORDS TO THE WISE

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Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

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I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

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A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

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Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

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  • Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events
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  • Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle
  • Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List
  • bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events
  • SK News - Word Search
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  • The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener
  • Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful
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  • Website Tip of the Week
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  • ON Events
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  • QC Events
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Itrsquos a beautiful day and you feel like going for a ride on your ATV UTV or motorcycle On the trails along the roads and waterways or on the edge of the woods there are sometimes toxic plants that are dangerous to our health Poison Ivy is more common but others are not as well known such as Giant Hogweed To help you identify them when you make stops during these rides let me show in this article three toxic plants that you may come acrossGiant HogweedShort story Originating in the Caucasus it was probably introduced to North America as an ornamental plant It has since taken root and become widespread in many European countries as well as Australia New Zealand the United States and Canada In Quebec it is considered to be an invasive alien plantDescription It can measure 2 to 5 metres high and 30 centimetres to 1 metre after mowing or cutting Its stem is robust covered in white hairs and raspberry red to purple spots spread out and well defined The leaves can reach up to 15 metres

wide by 3 metres longToxic part Its sap (a colourless odourless liquid secreted by all parts of the plant)Effects Contact with the sap followed by exposure to the sun is odourless but can produce dermatitis up to 48 hours after exposure This is characterized by redness of the skin and swelling blisters or even skin lesions at times serious resembling first or second-degree burnsPlaces Disturbed wetlands (along waterways

ditches roads etc)Take note After the wounds heal brown or white spots can linger for many months or even years on the affected areas and they can remain sensitive to the lightCanadian provinces where it is found British Columbia Ontario Quebec New BrunswickSources Deacutevelopppement durable Environnement Faune et Parcs du gouvernement du Queacutebec Santeacute et services sociaux du Queacutebec (French version only) Espace pour la vie de MontreacutealWild ParsnipDescription The flowers have light yellow-green umbels The first year the plant generally presents a low rosette of fusiform leaves while the roots are developing and flowers in the second year on a long stem before dying

Continued Next Page

V I S I T U S A T

W W W K I M P E X N E W S C O MW W W K I M P E X C O M

Hog Weed

Wild Parsnip

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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Toxic part Its sapEffects Like the Giant Hogweed its sap contains chemical products which on human skin can cause reactions similar to serious burns rashes or blistersPlaces Disturbed environments (abandoned yards open fields alongside roads etc)Take note The plantrsquos chemical composition is known to reduce weight gain and decrease fertility in cattle that eat itCanadian provinces where it is found In all provinces and territories with the exception of NunavutSources Canadian Biodiversity Information Facility from Governement of Canada Ministry of Natural Resources from Governement of OntarioPoison IvyDescription A woody perennial plant with creeping climbing or bushy glossy leaves

Toxic part Its sap contains a toxic resin (present in all parts of the plant except the pollen) Any contact with a broken part of the plant a contaminated object or an animal runs the risk of provoking a reaction The seriousness of the reaction depends on individual sensitivity the amount of sap in contact with the skin and exposed areas of the body

Effects A rash manifested by intense itching and redness Swelling and blisters can also be seen all usually between 24 to 48 hours after contact

Places River banks clearings the edge of the woods along roads etc

Take note Inhalation of smoke coming from burning Poison Ivy plants provokes an extremely painful eruption of the lining of the lungs which can lead to respiratory problems and even death

Canadian provinces where it is found In all provinces with the exception of Newfoundland-Labrador

Sources Governement of Canada Health Espace pour la vie Montreacuteal

Continued from Previous Page

Poison Ivy

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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On May 7th the official Road Captain was announced for the 4th Annual Bob Probert Ride This yearrsquos honourary grand marshal is the beautifully talented Emmy Award nominated Jacqueline MacInnes

Wood Thatrsquos right our very own hometown Canadian actress disc jockey singer television host and skilled motorcycle rider will lead the estimated 1100 motorcycles on June 22nd from Thunder Road Harley-Davidson Born in Windsor Ontario she is best known for her role as Steffy Forrester on the long-running American soap opera The Bold and the Beautiful She is also the younger sister to Dani Probert the Event Co-Chair for the Bob Probert RideFor the past four years riders in vests leather boots and blue jeans revved their

engines honouring the late hockey player Bob Probert while benefitting cardiac care at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Itrsquos a fitting tribute given that Bob was a Harley-Davidson enthusiast himself and also loved participating in charity ridesJacqueline now joins the small list of past

Continued Next Page

Mike Bechard

2014 Bob Probert Ride Media LaunchON News Events

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road captains such as former hockey players and Bobrsquos teammates Tony Amonte Sheldon Kennedy and Chris Chelios All of whom led a brigade of motorcycles following a scenic routearound Windsor and Essex County riding along the water and through the county settings showcasing the arearsquos beautyThe route has planned stops in Amherstburg Colchester Belle River and the Riverside Sportsmenrsquos Club mdashthe final stop Each stop is unique and gives the riders an opportunity to get something to eat and drink while a chance to win some awesome prizes like autographed Original Six jerseysBob Probert was a local hockey icon and an enforcer who played in the National Hockey League

Continued from Previous Page

Continued Next Page

ON News Events

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for 16 seasons with the Detroit Red Wings and the Chicago Blackhawks He passed away in 2010 after suffering a heart attack while on his boat out on Lake St Clair Dani Probert Bobrsquos widow has been organizing the memorial ride since its inception in 2011 That year was especially significant because

it was the first year that she was actually able to process the overwhelming amount of supportIn the last three years motorcyclists werenrsquot the only ones who turned out for the memorial ridemdashthousands of spectators stood at the side of the road to cheer the riders on at the different stops All participants of the Bob Probert Ride have risen over $300000 to fund the expansion of the cardiac care unit at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Windsor unfortunately has one of the highest rates of cardiac emergencies in Canada and there is not enough room to meet the demands As a result routine procedures are often rescheduled to make way for emergency cases Dani Probert and the hospital boardrsquos ultimate goal are to make the unit open 247 and have two beds available for angioplasty instead of just oneItrsquos hard to put into words how the communityrsquos support has helped Dani and her four children Brogan Tierney Jack and Declyn after such an immense loss In addition the family looks forward to this yearrsquos ride being even bigger with riders from

all over including Michigan paying homage to their father ldquoThe Enforcerrdquo Bob ProbertThe date for the 2014 Bob Probert Ride is June 22nd and all up-to-date information can be found on the website wwwprobertridecomRide safe ride freeMike ldquoChopperrdquo Bechard

Continued from Previous Page

ON News Events

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The 2014 ldquoRide for MSrdquo now in its 6th year is on Sunday September 21 2014 Shar Good Event Organizer recounts ldquoIt has been a learning experience receiving the help of Mike Bechard of the Lone Wolf Clubhouse back in the beginning to bring to life my dream of an event such as this since my diagnosis of Multiple

Sclerosis in 1985 I wanted to make a difference and help in any way I couldrdquo Good explains ldquoMultiple Sclerosis is the most commonly diagnosed neurological disease found in individuals between the ages of 15 to 40mdashthis area of Southwestern Ontario has a high number of affected people Reports from local neurologists tell us that approximately 700 to 800 citizens in our area have been diagnosedGood went on to say ldquoAll motorcycle riders are welcome to participate in the Ride for MS poker run to benefit the Windsor-Essex County Chapter of the MS Society of Canada This great ride starts and ends with a full course family style dinner at the Columbus Center of South Windsor 2014 Columbus Drive in Windsor Registration begins at 900AM and will run until 1030AM Registration Fees are as follows Rider $30 (FREE with $100 in Pledges) Passenger $20 (Free with $100 in Pledges) Participants are encouraged to collect pledges to receive pledge awards that start at $200 with Gas Cards awarded for pledges starting at $250 The Pledge Award Tier is provided on the pledge sheet available for download at wwwlonewolfclubhousecom and wwwmssocietycachaptersessexcommunityhtm The first stop of the poker run will be The Leaf in Windsor where you are welcome to have a full breakfast from the menu followed by stops at The

Sandbar Waterfront Grill (providing lunch specials) Birdiersquos Perch out in Leamington (providing FREE bottled water) the Pelee Island Winery in Kingsville (providing FREE wine tasting) Crabby Joersquos in Essex with the last optional stop being at Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery where you will receive a 6th optional card for your poker handrdquo Shar goes on to explain the 6th poker stop is optional giving you an extra chance to get either the Best or Worst Poker Hand of the day and win a prize for each Six stops in total are allocated along the 100 mile route Itrsquos so much fun itrsquos wonderful to be able to host a fundraiser that puts a smile on everyonersquos facerdquo Once back at the Columbus Center of S Windsor there is a family style dinner and an opportunity to participate in a 5050 Draw a Chinese Auction and a Gift Certificate Grab Bag There are Door Prizes for the ride participants using their Free Door Prize ticket they received upon Registration Good goes on to welcome non-riders as there are DINNER ONLY TICKETS available for $25 each and when purchasing in a set of 2 tickets a tax receipt for $20 will be issued Shar reiterates ldquoBikers Sponsors Volunteers amp Contributors to the event make it happen We have been blessed in the past and again this year with this event being sponsored by DIAMOND SPONSORSHIPS Biz X The Leaf Families First amp Leather King and RUBY SPONSORSHIPS UNIFOR Local 444 Robinson Motorcycle Avon Canada Fran Sales CrsquoEst Bon Lone Wolf Clubhouse Comfort Inn Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery Pelee Island Winery Sandbar Waterfront Grill Steversquos Auto Shine Birdiersquos Perch Canadian Tire (Tecumseh Rd E Windsor) Molson Coors and Belt Drive Betty The contributions of businesses in our community of door prizes and auction items add personality to the event

Good is happy to report ldquoTo date the Ride for MS has raised $33900 that has been used in assisting those with MS to subsidize the purchase of much needed assisted that enhance the quality of their

Continued Next Page

ON News Events

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Continued from Previous Page

livesrdquo As Event Planner amp Creator Good observes first hand how the money raised facilitates those living with multiple sclerosis Having MS herself she works with the Windsor-Essex County Chapter as a past board member aiding their membership almost on a daily basis Good reflects on her past involvement with the society and what she learned ldquoI was amazed with how much the special equipment cost and was surprised with the amounts that were not covered The depths that the society had to go through to make sure people with MS got

the equipment they needed when they needed it amazed merdquo This is where the Ride for MS and the funds raised from this event come into play ldquoThe society informs the participant of this event annually at the dinner as to how the funds raised were used which is importantrdquo says Good ldquothe feeling you get when a recipient of these funds find out you are a participant of the event that helped them obtain a piece of equipment gives you a hug and says thank you is surrealrdquoJoin us on Sunday September 21st and make someonersquos wish for a better quality of life become a reality For more information you may contact Shar at (519) 798-3858 or by email at shar54xplornetca SUBJECT Ride for MS

ON News Events

Whatever you do in life always give 100 Unless yoursquore

donating blood

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Grand Bendrsquos ldquoVintage Bike DaysrdquoThis years Annual ldquoShow amp Shinerdquo event will be held in Grand Bend and takes place on Sunday July 20 2014 from 1000am until around 1pm right on Grand Bendrsquos Main Street (exact location will be announced soon)Again this year there is no registration fee no official judging no vendors and itrsquos NOT a swap-meet but there will be a group ride from Main Street to the Grand Bend MOTORPLEX Raceway

to enjoy the Vintage Road Racing Associations ldquoSUMMER CLASSICrdquo EventVintage related club and group displays are encouragedJust show up and proudly show off your scooters and motorcycles All makes and models of Vintage amp Classic bikes are most welcomeFind us on Facebook httpwwwfacebookcompagesGrand-Bends-Vintage-Bike-Days204561802964090sk=wallampapp_data

HHR RouteDetails are here We are assembling in front of the HQ building at CFB Trenton with the ride departing at 1145 Due to some issues related to our permit that could not be resolved in the short time remaining before our Ride we in the interest in safety and the show must go on have decided to move our Rally to the Whitby Entertainment Centrum This is where the ride will end It is the same location as our assembly last yearJoin us as we welcome home our HEROES as the mission has ended in Afghanistan for our Canadian ForcesHope to see many of you there

ON Events

2930 Haldimand Road 20 Cayuga1st Annual Autism Rodeo amp Family Day Charity Event to raise funds for Autism

11am-5pm Family Time bull Live bands ~ TBAbull Kids Gamesbull Face Paintingbull Free BBQ amp Drink with admission

5pm-2am Adults ONLY~Rodeo Timebull Motorcycle Gamesbull Show N Shine bull Pig Roastbull Live Bands ~ TBAbull Beer Kegs

Overnight Camping (Adults Only) Sponsors

raquo Motorcycle Enhancements raquo Tattz AndCompany raquo Black widow paintball amp Airsoftl raquo Mainway Sports raquo Action Auto raquo Paula Manto Swick Registered Disability

Savings Plan Rep raquo CrazeePaint Airbrushing

VendorsTattz AndCompanyBlack widow Paintball amp AirsoftPaula Manto Swick Registered Disability Savings Plan Rep

All proceeds go to Autism Awarenes

Autism Rodeo amp Family Day - August 2nd 2014

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ON Events

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Why a round pizza gets delivered in a square box

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ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo Winner of Combined SOAR and RACE Events Get CSBK National Support (csbkca)This Ontario motorcycle roadracing season sanctioning groups SOAR and RACE are working together with a pair of Series race

weekends SOAR is hosting the RACE group at Grand Bend Raceway on June 13-15 while RACE returns the favor by hosting SOAR racers at Shannonville Motorsport Park June 27-29 As part of this co-promotion Dunlop racing tire distributor Pro 6 Cycle and the National Mopar CSBK organizing group have also joined up to provide a special bonus for Amateur Sport Bike

Continued Next Page

Dunlop Amateur Showdown winner to get National support

Sports - News Events

ADULTA person who has stopped

growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle

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class (approx 600cc) competitors A two round points-paying Series will recognize the appropriate Sport Bike-type class races at the SOAR and RACE-hosted events determining the top rising star in that category The racer who achieves the best combined result from the two race ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo will receive a competition award sponsoring their entry for the final Amateur Sport Bike Mopar CSBK National rounds at Canadian Tire Motorsport Park August 15-17Dunlop distributor Pro 6 Cycle and CSBK will supply competitor entry and racing tires to the winner of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo for the

CTMP National weekend The entry will include both Saturday and Sunday Amateur Sport Bike double header rounds with the successful Amateur competitor receiving a maximum of six Dunlop DOT-type class appropriate racing tires for use during the three day eventThe winning competitor must not have held a Pro motorcycle roadracing License nor can they have competed in more than two previous National races SOAR and RACE organizers will be the final judges of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo and ensure that all competitors respect the structure and spirit of the bonus competitionFor more information please check the SOAR (soaracingca) and RACE Events (Shannonvillecom) official web sites

Sports - News Events

DatesMay 16thJune 20thJuly 25thAugust 15thSeptember 12th

Registration opens at 5pm on the day of the event followed by racing at 7pm All racers must havevalid motorcycle drivers licensefull faced Snell 05 approved helmetgauntlet style leather glovesleather jacketleather bootscompetitors exceeding 120 mph will be required to wear full leathersMotorcycles must be in good working order and will be required to pass tech inspection prior to their first pass CLICK HERE for additional information on the Mission Raceway Park and their street legal Friday night races

2014 CMDRA Bracket Racing at Mission Raceway

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Sports Events

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

THE 27th

THREE DAY

May 171819 ndash 2014 ndash at Scotch Creek

All usual Classes ndash Entry $25 per day - $10 Vintage - Kids free

The Old Guy in 1971

Dean Seaman 2014

171819 ndash 2014 ndash171819 ndash 2014 ndash

This year the event will enter a new era with a two day Modern Trial

Total results will count for the overall Championship

Round 2 in Rocky Mountain House ABRound 3 in Ymir BC

We also have planned a Kids Trialon the Saturday night for

Both Electric and engine powered bikes Camping is good with Porta -Potties on site

Call for details of Motels etc

Phone Outlaw Dave for further info (250) 545-6139Directions - Follow the road to Scotch Creek from Hiway one West of Sorrento Then turn left

At Leopold road at the top of the hill after you leave town (Tire sign on left) red arrows from that point

A big thanks to the land owners for the use of this fantastic area

Modern Trial - Saturday amp Sunday - Vintage Monday Start time 10am all three days

13 13 13 13 13 13

For13 Immediate13 Release13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 May13 813 201413 13 CMDRA13 Announces13 Revised13 201413 Schedule13 13 The13 Canadian13 Motorcycle13 Drag13 Racing13 Association13 is13 releasing13 details13 of13 their13 updated13 201413 schedule13 The13 six13 race13 series13 which13 includes13 events13 in13 British13 Columbia13 Alberta13 and13 Ontario13 required13 revision13 following13 the13 unexpected13 announcement13 of13 the13 suspension13 of13 operations13 at13 one13 of13 the13 venues13 included13 in13 the13 original13 schedule13 13

Revised13 201413 Schedule13 June13 141513 13 Grand13 Bend13 Motorplex13 Grand13 Bend13 ON13 June13 2213 (113 day13 event)13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 July13 121313 13 13 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13 August13 232413 13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 Fort13 St13 John13 BC13 September13 6713 13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 September13 272813 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13

13

13 13

13 CMDRA13 Executive13 Director13 Kevin13 Shupac13 commented13 ldquoThe13 CMDRA13 is13 sincerely13 thankful13 for13 the13 support13 the13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 and13 Castrol13 Raceway13 and13 all13 of13 the13 tracks13 the13 CMDRA13 will13 visit13 in13 201413 We13 would13 also13 like13 to13 thank13 our13 members13 for13 their13 patience13 during13 the13 past13 four13 weeksrdquo13 13 13

13 13

infocmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 13 wwwcmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 1877580900813 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 TwitterCMDRA201413 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 Facebook13 CMDRA13

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR After your hands become coated with

grease your nose will begin to itch

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Did you know that BeltDriveBettycom has the most comprehensive database of Canadian Riding Clubs on the on the internet Wersquove revamped our Riding Club directory and wersquod like to know what you think Itrsquos indexed by Province and by Type of Riding Club for easy browsing

bull Brand Specificbull Cruising and Touringbull Military bull Lifestylebull Occupation-Relatedbull Rider Rights and Freedomsbull Vintagebull Sportsbull Womenrsquos Riding Clubsbull Motorcycle Ministries

httpwwwbeltdrivebettycomcommunityriding-clubs

TIP OF THE WEEK RIDING CLUBS section REVAMPED

on Facebook has photo albums for each province and month filled with tons of events

httpwwwfacebookcomCanadianMotorcycleEventsphotos_albums

Visit our page and go to the photos link once there click on albums to find the Province and month you are interested in

You can also use our national calendars at wwwcanadianmotorcycleeventscom - filled with even more event information you can sort them right down to only one province and they are highly shareable

Our CANADIAN MOTORCYCLE EVENTS

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

ldquoIf yoursquore going to kill each other do it outside I just finished cleaningrdquo

Website Tip of the Week

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Tides roll in and tides roll out

There arenrsquot too many things in life that are predictable but ocean tides are one of them

Our family just returned from a short vacation on a Vancouver Island beach and I found the tides fascinating

Incoming tides covered the beach and at high tide you could literally see all the sandcastles wood forts and creations literally disappear under the water never to be seen again

The outgoing tides revealed a clean fresh canvas and some sea-life caught in the tidal pools left behind or laying helplessly on the beach Seagulls swooped down to shell covered areas of the beach in search of oysters that had been stranded on the half kilometer sandy beach as the eagles hovered above looking for their next snack

I could not help but think about the lsquoTides of Lifersquo where we know that until our number comes up and we face eternal judgment each day the sun will come up we will spend time with those people whom we love (family friends) and with people whom we would most likely prefer not to be spending time with (school work) and we will experience all the good and not so good that the

tides of life bring our way Night will come and in the morning we will repeat the cycle all over again

As a born-again believer I felt the tide analogy was an appropriate one The ocean washes away everything left on the beach and when we ask Christ for the forgiveness of our sins he literally washes them away Check out this verse from ldquoOur Ownerrsquos Manual for Liferdquo found in Psalm 103 verse 12 ldquoHe has removed our sins as far from us as the east is from the westrdquo

Our biker church exists to take the ldquoGood Newsrdquo and the ldquoSalvation Messagerdquo to un-churched bikers here on the West Coast In fact our prayer is that the Holy Spirit would become like a raging wildfire touching the hearts and lives of bikers resulting in an assurance of eternity with our Jesus in heaven and a life on this earth that takes on new meaning and purpose

If you think riding your scoot along a seaside highway on a hot summerrsquos day is something special just wait until you do it when Jesus Christ is at the controls of your lifehellip there is no greater lsquohighrsquo and bigger lsquorushrsquo than this All it takes is a few short words ask Jesus to forgive you for your sins tell him you that you want him to be Lord of your life Follow this up with prayer and bible reading and oh yeahhellip believe that he does in fact lsquohave your backrsquo in this life

Ride safe Ride true

Pastor Chuck

Canadian Riders Support Program Network

By joining the Canadian Riders Support Program you volunteer to provide assistance to broken down riders in your area This assistance may include providing information about nearby repair shops towing accommodations making phone calls providing directions etc While some Canadian Riders have expressed that they would be able to provide help with tools wrenching towing and even temporary accommodations the level of assistance you may provide is totally up to you as you feel comfortable and safe to do soLetrsquos face it most of us have been there away from home and broke down by the side of the road Canadian Rider Members are also listed in Belt Drive Bettyrsquos Little Black Book a resource directory currently carried in the saddlebags of thousands of Canadian Riders As a ldquoThank Yourdquo from Belt Drive Betty Canadian Riders Support Network Members receive The Busted Knuckle Chronicles E-Subscription free of charge

Come join us at httpwwwcanadianridersca

Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events

Pastor Chuck

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G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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ON News - ON Events

If everything seems to be going well you have obviously

overlooked something

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Classified Ad of the Week

2002 Tiny Mite Cargo Trailer

Stock CTRL0033 Colour Blue Features Very clean trailer in excellent condition tons of storage good quality cargo trailer at a good price

Price $ 2495 CAD NO GST

Contact

Trike Zone

(780) 389-3344

Mulhurst Bay AB

Email edwardtrikezonecom

ON Events - Classified AD of the Week

Upcoming ON EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

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Join Veterans Law Enforement First Responders and their supporters from both Canada and the US on this overnight cross border ride to Wenatchee Washington June 7th 2014Check out httpcanamveteransrideweeblycom for details laquoHalf The Fun is Getting Thereraquo

Support Our Troops

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Support Our Troops

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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Support Our Troops

Upcoming SOT EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

Are you a veteran who owns a businessWould you like to promote your products or services but find advertising expensive

Get 50 off your first 6 months of advertisingContact Belt Drive Betty to find out about the

Veteranrsquos Business Starter Programbdbettygmailcom

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Tee Shirts Patches amp More in the BDB Store

We appreciate your support

wwwbdbstorecom

QC EVENTS

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What did the elephant say to the naked man How do you breathe through that

tiny thing

Ah lsquoFridayrsquo my second favorite F-word

August 7 - 10 2014 - In the Heart of Downtown MonctonThe MotoMoncton Festival was first launched in August of 2011 with motorcyclists from near and taking over Monctonrsquos downtown core This three-day event featured motorcycle stunt shows a burnout competition group rides throughout Southeastern New Brunswick a bike cruise through Moncton live entertainment on Main Street and much moreIn 2012 the City of Moncton was pleased to host another weekend of motorcycle madness in downtown Moncton and to welcome bikers from across the region and across the country as the city hosted both MotoMoncton and the 17th Canadian National Harley Owners Group Rally Moncton was honoured to be chosen as host city for this national event and together with MotoMoncton the HOG Rally proved to be yet another exciting motorcycle weekend in the cityThis past August 2013 MotoMoncton organizers were yet again pleased to host another successful weekend of exciting activity with thousands visiting the festival grounds throughout the weekend

The festival an initiative of the City of Moncton is made possible by the support of various partners including Downtown Moncton Centre-Ville Inc various local motorcycle dealers and clubs and other community partners

For more information and sponsorship enquiries please contact 506-383-7020 506-877-7700 of by Email infomotomonctoncaOr visit motomonctonca

MOTO MONCTON NB EVENTS

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What are three words a woman never wants to hear when shersquos making love ldquoHoney Irsquom homerdquo

NB EVENTS

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club would be very pleased if you would help support our up coming charity event in support of the DECH Childrenrsquos Ward

This year our Toy Ride takes place June 14th 2014 We are celebrating our 30th Ride Register early to receive a limited Edition 30th Anniversary Shirt

Registration forms online at

httpfrederictonmotorcycleclubcaHomephp

The ride begins at the parking lot of the Canadian Tire Two Nations Crossing (North Side) On site registration between 930 am amp 1045 am Ride begins at 11 am sharp

The Motorcyclist will enjoy a scenic country ride via Nashwack Bridge to Stanley At the Stanley school there will be a barbeque Show-N-Shine 5050 draw silent auction etc

The group will return via the Royal Road ending up at the DECH for the presentations of the Toys and monies raised to the Child Life Unit of the DECH

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club has been the most consistent supporter of the DECH Childrenrsquos Life Unit since 1985 All of the funds raised and Toys collected go to the hospitalized Children

Please share this email with all your friends Help us Brighten A Childrsquos Stay

Fredricton Motorcycle Club Toy Ride

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Where Royal Canadian Legion Branch 350 Port DalhousieWhen Saturday 7 June Blessing starts 11am followed by the Show and Shine

Show and Shine Entry fee $1000

11 trophies up for grabsbull Best in Show 1st 2nd 3rd placebull Best cruiser 1st amp 2nd placebull Best touring 1st and 2nd placebull Best sport bike 1st amp 2nd placebull Best sport touring 1st amp 2nd place

BBQ burgers and sausage on a bun for sale 5050 draw coffee and donutsAll proceeds to support the Royal Canadian Legion Port DalhousieI challenge all Bike clubs in the Niagara area to attend this wonderful event Hosted by the Working Stiffs Riding ClubCanadian Legion Branch 350 Located at 600 Ontario St St Catharines ON L2N 7P8 (Known as Port Dalhousie ) 905-934-1261 Please use Joe Caruso as a contact andor myself Joes email address is kawasaki07bellnet andor faronleonardhotmailcom Thank You look forward to meeting some day

Blessing of the Motorbikersquos and Show and Shine

NB News Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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Actor WisdomThere are four questions of value in lifehellip What is sacred Of what is the spirit made What is worth living for and what is worth dying for The answer to each is the same Only love~ Johnny Depp

Polymath WisdomBelieve none of what you hear and half of what you see- Benjamin Franklin

Spiritual Leader WisdomHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else yoursquore the one who gets burned ~ Buddha

Educator WisdomPeople who consider themselves victims of their circumstances will always remain victims unless they develop a greater vision for their lives ~ Stedman Graham~

Spiritual Teacher WisdomIt is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living ~ Eckhart Tolle

Lithographer WisdomA positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort ndash Herm Albright

I just got back from a pleasure trip I took my mother-in-law to

the airport

WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events

R RWYZWMNrsquoSWORDS TO THE WISE

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Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

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I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

Select Arrows to view events

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A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

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Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

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  • From the Depths of File 13 - I Hate Mondays
  • AB News - Events
  • David Pocock - AB Events
  • Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events
  • RAGE - SK Events
  • SK Events
  • Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle
  • Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List
  • bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events
  • SK News - Word Search
  • SK News Events
  • MB Events
  • The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener
  • Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful
  • ON News Events
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  • sport - News Events
  • Sports Events
  • Website Tip of the Week
  • Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events
  • ON Events
  • ON Events - Classified AD of the Week
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  • QC Events
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Toxic part Its sapEffects Like the Giant Hogweed its sap contains chemical products which on human skin can cause reactions similar to serious burns rashes or blistersPlaces Disturbed environments (abandoned yards open fields alongside roads etc)Take note The plantrsquos chemical composition is known to reduce weight gain and decrease fertility in cattle that eat itCanadian provinces where it is found In all provinces and territories with the exception of NunavutSources Canadian Biodiversity Information Facility from Governement of Canada Ministry of Natural Resources from Governement of OntarioPoison IvyDescription A woody perennial plant with creeping climbing or bushy glossy leaves

Toxic part Its sap contains a toxic resin (present in all parts of the plant except the pollen) Any contact with a broken part of the plant a contaminated object or an animal runs the risk of provoking a reaction The seriousness of the reaction depends on individual sensitivity the amount of sap in contact with the skin and exposed areas of the body

Effects A rash manifested by intense itching and redness Swelling and blisters can also be seen all usually between 24 to 48 hours after contact

Places River banks clearings the edge of the woods along roads etc

Take note Inhalation of smoke coming from burning Poison Ivy plants provokes an extremely painful eruption of the lining of the lungs which can lead to respiratory problems and even death

Canadian provinces where it is found In all provinces with the exception of Newfoundland-Labrador

Sources Governement of Canada Health Espace pour la vie Montreacuteal

Continued from Previous Page

Poison Ivy

Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful

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On May 7th the official Road Captain was announced for the 4th Annual Bob Probert Ride This yearrsquos honourary grand marshal is the beautifully talented Emmy Award nominated Jacqueline MacInnes

Wood Thatrsquos right our very own hometown Canadian actress disc jockey singer television host and skilled motorcycle rider will lead the estimated 1100 motorcycles on June 22nd from Thunder Road Harley-Davidson Born in Windsor Ontario she is best known for her role as Steffy Forrester on the long-running American soap opera The Bold and the Beautiful She is also the younger sister to Dani Probert the Event Co-Chair for the Bob Probert RideFor the past four years riders in vests leather boots and blue jeans revved their

engines honouring the late hockey player Bob Probert while benefitting cardiac care at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Itrsquos a fitting tribute given that Bob was a Harley-Davidson enthusiast himself and also loved participating in charity ridesJacqueline now joins the small list of past

Continued Next Page

Mike Bechard

2014 Bob Probert Ride Media LaunchON News Events

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road captains such as former hockey players and Bobrsquos teammates Tony Amonte Sheldon Kennedy and Chris Chelios All of whom led a brigade of motorcycles following a scenic routearound Windsor and Essex County riding along the water and through the county settings showcasing the arearsquos beautyThe route has planned stops in Amherstburg Colchester Belle River and the Riverside Sportsmenrsquos Club mdashthe final stop Each stop is unique and gives the riders an opportunity to get something to eat and drink while a chance to win some awesome prizes like autographed Original Six jerseysBob Probert was a local hockey icon and an enforcer who played in the National Hockey League

Continued from Previous Page

Continued Next Page

ON News Events

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for 16 seasons with the Detroit Red Wings and the Chicago Blackhawks He passed away in 2010 after suffering a heart attack while on his boat out on Lake St Clair Dani Probert Bobrsquos widow has been organizing the memorial ride since its inception in 2011 That year was especially significant because

it was the first year that she was actually able to process the overwhelming amount of supportIn the last three years motorcyclists werenrsquot the only ones who turned out for the memorial ridemdashthousands of spectators stood at the side of the road to cheer the riders on at the different stops All participants of the Bob Probert Ride have risen over $300000 to fund the expansion of the cardiac care unit at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Windsor unfortunately has one of the highest rates of cardiac emergencies in Canada and there is not enough room to meet the demands As a result routine procedures are often rescheduled to make way for emergency cases Dani Probert and the hospital boardrsquos ultimate goal are to make the unit open 247 and have two beds available for angioplasty instead of just oneItrsquos hard to put into words how the communityrsquos support has helped Dani and her four children Brogan Tierney Jack and Declyn after such an immense loss In addition the family looks forward to this yearrsquos ride being even bigger with riders from

all over including Michigan paying homage to their father ldquoThe Enforcerrdquo Bob ProbertThe date for the 2014 Bob Probert Ride is June 22nd and all up-to-date information can be found on the website wwwprobertridecomRide safe ride freeMike ldquoChopperrdquo Bechard

Continued from Previous Page

ON News Events

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The 2014 ldquoRide for MSrdquo now in its 6th year is on Sunday September 21 2014 Shar Good Event Organizer recounts ldquoIt has been a learning experience receiving the help of Mike Bechard of the Lone Wolf Clubhouse back in the beginning to bring to life my dream of an event such as this since my diagnosis of Multiple

Sclerosis in 1985 I wanted to make a difference and help in any way I couldrdquo Good explains ldquoMultiple Sclerosis is the most commonly diagnosed neurological disease found in individuals between the ages of 15 to 40mdashthis area of Southwestern Ontario has a high number of affected people Reports from local neurologists tell us that approximately 700 to 800 citizens in our area have been diagnosedGood went on to say ldquoAll motorcycle riders are welcome to participate in the Ride for MS poker run to benefit the Windsor-Essex County Chapter of the MS Society of Canada This great ride starts and ends with a full course family style dinner at the Columbus Center of South Windsor 2014 Columbus Drive in Windsor Registration begins at 900AM and will run until 1030AM Registration Fees are as follows Rider $30 (FREE with $100 in Pledges) Passenger $20 (Free with $100 in Pledges) Participants are encouraged to collect pledges to receive pledge awards that start at $200 with Gas Cards awarded for pledges starting at $250 The Pledge Award Tier is provided on the pledge sheet available for download at wwwlonewolfclubhousecom and wwwmssocietycachaptersessexcommunityhtm The first stop of the poker run will be The Leaf in Windsor where you are welcome to have a full breakfast from the menu followed by stops at The

Sandbar Waterfront Grill (providing lunch specials) Birdiersquos Perch out in Leamington (providing FREE bottled water) the Pelee Island Winery in Kingsville (providing FREE wine tasting) Crabby Joersquos in Essex with the last optional stop being at Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery where you will receive a 6th optional card for your poker handrdquo Shar goes on to explain the 6th poker stop is optional giving you an extra chance to get either the Best or Worst Poker Hand of the day and win a prize for each Six stops in total are allocated along the 100 mile route Itrsquos so much fun itrsquos wonderful to be able to host a fundraiser that puts a smile on everyonersquos facerdquo Once back at the Columbus Center of S Windsor there is a family style dinner and an opportunity to participate in a 5050 Draw a Chinese Auction and a Gift Certificate Grab Bag There are Door Prizes for the ride participants using their Free Door Prize ticket they received upon Registration Good goes on to welcome non-riders as there are DINNER ONLY TICKETS available for $25 each and when purchasing in a set of 2 tickets a tax receipt for $20 will be issued Shar reiterates ldquoBikers Sponsors Volunteers amp Contributors to the event make it happen We have been blessed in the past and again this year with this event being sponsored by DIAMOND SPONSORSHIPS Biz X The Leaf Families First amp Leather King and RUBY SPONSORSHIPS UNIFOR Local 444 Robinson Motorcycle Avon Canada Fran Sales CrsquoEst Bon Lone Wolf Clubhouse Comfort Inn Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery Pelee Island Winery Sandbar Waterfront Grill Steversquos Auto Shine Birdiersquos Perch Canadian Tire (Tecumseh Rd E Windsor) Molson Coors and Belt Drive Betty The contributions of businesses in our community of door prizes and auction items add personality to the event

Good is happy to report ldquoTo date the Ride for MS has raised $33900 that has been used in assisting those with MS to subsidize the purchase of much needed assisted that enhance the quality of their

Continued Next Page

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livesrdquo As Event Planner amp Creator Good observes first hand how the money raised facilitates those living with multiple sclerosis Having MS herself she works with the Windsor-Essex County Chapter as a past board member aiding their membership almost on a daily basis Good reflects on her past involvement with the society and what she learned ldquoI was amazed with how much the special equipment cost and was surprised with the amounts that were not covered The depths that the society had to go through to make sure people with MS got

the equipment they needed when they needed it amazed merdquo This is where the Ride for MS and the funds raised from this event come into play ldquoThe society informs the participant of this event annually at the dinner as to how the funds raised were used which is importantrdquo says Good ldquothe feeling you get when a recipient of these funds find out you are a participant of the event that helped them obtain a piece of equipment gives you a hug and says thank you is surrealrdquoJoin us on Sunday September 21st and make someonersquos wish for a better quality of life become a reality For more information you may contact Shar at (519) 798-3858 or by email at shar54xplornetca SUBJECT Ride for MS

ON News Events

Whatever you do in life always give 100 Unless yoursquore

donating blood

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Grand Bendrsquos ldquoVintage Bike DaysrdquoThis years Annual ldquoShow amp Shinerdquo event will be held in Grand Bend and takes place on Sunday July 20 2014 from 1000am until around 1pm right on Grand Bendrsquos Main Street (exact location will be announced soon)Again this year there is no registration fee no official judging no vendors and itrsquos NOT a swap-meet but there will be a group ride from Main Street to the Grand Bend MOTORPLEX Raceway

to enjoy the Vintage Road Racing Associations ldquoSUMMER CLASSICrdquo EventVintage related club and group displays are encouragedJust show up and proudly show off your scooters and motorcycles All makes and models of Vintage amp Classic bikes are most welcomeFind us on Facebook httpwwwfacebookcompagesGrand-Bends-Vintage-Bike-Days204561802964090sk=wallampapp_data

HHR RouteDetails are here We are assembling in front of the HQ building at CFB Trenton with the ride departing at 1145 Due to some issues related to our permit that could not be resolved in the short time remaining before our Ride we in the interest in safety and the show must go on have decided to move our Rally to the Whitby Entertainment Centrum This is where the ride will end It is the same location as our assembly last yearJoin us as we welcome home our HEROES as the mission has ended in Afghanistan for our Canadian ForcesHope to see many of you there

ON Events

2930 Haldimand Road 20 Cayuga1st Annual Autism Rodeo amp Family Day Charity Event to raise funds for Autism

11am-5pm Family Time bull Live bands ~ TBAbull Kids Gamesbull Face Paintingbull Free BBQ amp Drink with admission

5pm-2am Adults ONLY~Rodeo Timebull Motorcycle Gamesbull Show N Shine bull Pig Roastbull Live Bands ~ TBAbull Beer Kegs

Overnight Camping (Adults Only) Sponsors

raquo Motorcycle Enhancements raquo Tattz AndCompany raquo Black widow paintball amp Airsoftl raquo Mainway Sports raquo Action Auto raquo Paula Manto Swick Registered Disability

Savings Plan Rep raquo CrazeePaint Airbrushing

VendorsTattz AndCompanyBlack widow Paintball amp AirsoftPaula Manto Swick Registered Disability Savings Plan Rep

All proceeds go to Autism Awarenes

Autism Rodeo amp Family Day - August 2nd 2014

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Why a round pizza gets delivered in a square box

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ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo Winner of Combined SOAR and RACE Events Get CSBK National Support (csbkca)This Ontario motorcycle roadracing season sanctioning groups SOAR and RACE are working together with a pair of Series race

weekends SOAR is hosting the RACE group at Grand Bend Raceway on June 13-15 while RACE returns the favor by hosting SOAR racers at Shannonville Motorsport Park June 27-29 As part of this co-promotion Dunlop racing tire distributor Pro 6 Cycle and the National Mopar CSBK organizing group have also joined up to provide a special bonus for Amateur Sport Bike

Continued Next Page

Dunlop Amateur Showdown winner to get National support

Sports - News Events

ADULTA person who has stopped

growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle

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class (approx 600cc) competitors A two round points-paying Series will recognize the appropriate Sport Bike-type class races at the SOAR and RACE-hosted events determining the top rising star in that category The racer who achieves the best combined result from the two race ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo will receive a competition award sponsoring their entry for the final Amateur Sport Bike Mopar CSBK National rounds at Canadian Tire Motorsport Park August 15-17Dunlop distributor Pro 6 Cycle and CSBK will supply competitor entry and racing tires to the winner of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo for the

CTMP National weekend The entry will include both Saturday and Sunday Amateur Sport Bike double header rounds with the successful Amateur competitor receiving a maximum of six Dunlop DOT-type class appropriate racing tires for use during the three day eventThe winning competitor must not have held a Pro motorcycle roadracing License nor can they have competed in more than two previous National races SOAR and RACE organizers will be the final judges of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo and ensure that all competitors respect the structure and spirit of the bonus competitionFor more information please check the SOAR (soaracingca) and RACE Events (Shannonvillecom) official web sites

Sports - News Events

DatesMay 16thJune 20thJuly 25thAugust 15thSeptember 12th

Registration opens at 5pm on the day of the event followed by racing at 7pm All racers must havevalid motorcycle drivers licensefull faced Snell 05 approved helmetgauntlet style leather glovesleather jacketleather bootscompetitors exceeding 120 mph will be required to wear full leathersMotorcycles must be in good working order and will be required to pass tech inspection prior to their first pass CLICK HERE for additional information on the Mission Raceway Park and their street legal Friday night races

2014 CMDRA Bracket Racing at Mission Raceway

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Sports Events

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

THE 27th

THREE DAY

May 171819 ndash 2014 ndash at Scotch Creek

All usual Classes ndash Entry $25 per day - $10 Vintage - Kids free

The Old Guy in 1971

Dean Seaman 2014

171819 ndash 2014 ndash171819 ndash 2014 ndash

This year the event will enter a new era with a two day Modern Trial

Total results will count for the overall Championship

Round 2 in Rocky Mountain House ABRound 3 in Ymir BC

We also have planned a Kids Trialon the Saturday night for

Both Electric and engine powered bikes Camping is good with Porta -Potties on site

Call for details of Motels etc

Phone Outlaw Dave for further info (250) 545-6139Directions - Follow the road to Scotch Creek from Hiway one West of Sorrento Then turn left

At Leopold road at the top of the hill after you leave town (Tire sign on left) red arrows from that point

A big thanks to the land owners for the use of this fantastic area

Modern Trial - Saturday amp Sunday - Vintage Monday Start time 10am all three days

13 13 13 13 13 13

For13 Immediate13 Release13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 May13 813 201413 13 CMDRA13 Announces13 Revised13 201413 Schedule13 13 The13 Canadian13 Motorcycle13 Drag13 Racing13 Association13 is13 releasing13 details13 of13 their13 updated13 201413 schedule13 The13 six13 race13 series13 which13 includes13 events13 in13 British13 Columbia13 Alberta13 and13 Ontario13 required13 revision13 following13 the13 unexpected13 announcement13 of13 the13 suspension13 of13 operations13 at13 one13 of13 the13 venues13 included13 in13 the13 original13 schedule13 13

Revised13 201413 Schedule13 June13 141513 13 Grand13 Bend13 Motorplex13 Grand13 Bend13 ON13 June13 2213 (113 day13 event)13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 July13 121313 13 13 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13 August13 232413 13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 Fort13 St13 John13 BC13 September13 6713 13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 September13 272813 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13

13

13 13

13 CMDRA13 Executive13 Director13 Kevin13 Shupac13 commented13 ldquoThe13 CMDRA13 is13 sincerely13 thankful13 for13 the13 support13 the13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 and13 Castrol13 Raceway13 and13 all13 of13 the13 tracks13 the13 CMDRA13 will13 visit13 in13 201413 We13 would13 also13 like13 to13 thank13 our13 members13 for13 their13 patience13 during13 the13 past13 four13 weeksrdquo13 13 13

13 13

infocmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 13 wwwcmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 1877580900813 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 TwitterCMDRA201413 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 Facebook13 CMDRA13

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR After your hands become coated with

grease your nose will begin to itch

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Did you know that BeltDriveBettycom has the most comprehensive database of Canadian Riding Clubs on the on the internet Wersquove revamped our Riding Club directory and wersquod like to know what you think Itrsquos indexed by Province and by Type of Riding Club for easy browsing

bull Brand Specificbull Cruising and Touringbull Military bull Lifestylebull Occupation-Relatedbull Rider Rights and Freedomsbull Vintagebull Sportsbull Womenrsquos Riding Clubsbull Motorcycle Ministries

httpwwwbeltdrivebettycomcommunityriding-clubs

TIP OF THE WEEK RIDING CLUBS section REVAMPED

on Facebook has photo albums for each province and month filled with tons of events

httpwwwfacebookcomCanadianMotorcycleEventsphotos_albums

Visit our page and go to the photos link once there click on albums to find the Province and month you are interested in

You can also use our national calendars at wwwcanadianmotorcycleeventscom - filled with even more event information you can sort them right down to only one province and they are highly shareable

Our CANADIAN MOTORCYCLE EVENTS

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

ldquoIf yoursquore going to kill each other do it outside I just finished cleaningrdquo

Website Tip of the Week

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Tides roll in and tides roll out

There arenrsquot too many things in life that are predictable but ocean tides are one of them

Our family just returned from a short vacation on a Vancouver Island beach and I found the tides fascinating

Incoming tides covered the beach and at high tide you could literally see all the sandcastles wood forts and creations literally disappear under the water never to be seen again

The outgoing tides revealed a clean fresh canvas and some sea-life caught in the tidal pools left behind or laying helplessly on the beach Seagulls swooped down to shell covered areas of the beach in search of oysters that had been stranded on the half kilometer sandy beach as the eagles hovered above looking for their next snack

I could not help but think about the lsquoTides of Lifersquo where we know that until our number comes up and we face eternal judgment each day the sun will come up we will spend time with those people whom we love (family friends) and with people whom we would most likely prefer not to be spending time with (school work) and we will experience all the good and not so good that the

tides of life bring our way Night will come and in the morning we will repeat the cycle all over again

As a born-again believer I felt the tide analogy was an appropriate one The ocean washes away everything left on the beach and when we ask Christ for the forgiveness of our sins he literally washes them away Check out this verse from ldquoOur Ownerrsquos Manual for Liferdquo found in Psalm 103 verse 12 ldquoHe has removed our sins as far from us as the east is from the westrdquo

Our biker church exists to take the ldquoGood Newsrdquo and the ldquoSalvation Messagerdquo to un-churched bikers here on the West Coast In fact our prayer is that the Holy Spirit would become like a raging wildfire touching the hearts and lives of bikers resulting in an assurance of eternity with our Jesus in heaven and a life on this earth that takes on new meaning and purpose

If you think riding your scoot along a seaside highway on a hot summerrsquos day is something special just wait until you do it when Jesus Christ is at the controls of your lifehellip there is no greater lsquohighrsquo and bigger lsquorushrsquo than this All it takes is a few short words ask Jesus to forgive you for your sins tell him you that you want him to be Lord of your life Follow this up with prayer and bible reading and oh yeahhellip believe that he does in fact lsquohave your backrsquo in this life

Ride safe Ride true

Pastor Chuck

Canadian Riders Support Program Network

By joining the Canadian Riders Support Program you volunteer to provide assistance to broken down riders in your area This assistance may include providing information about nearby repair shops towing accommodations making phone calls providing directions etc While some Canadian Riders have expressed that they would be able to provide help with tools wrenching towing and even temporary accommodations the level of assistance you may provide is totally up to you as you feel comfortable and safe to do soLetrsquos face it most of us have been there away from home and broke down by the side of the road Canadian Rider Members are also listed in Belt Drive Bettyrsquos Little Black Book a resource directory currently carried in the saddlebags of thousands of Canadian Riders As a ldquoThank Yourdquo from Belt Drive Betty Canadian Riders Support Network Members receive The Busted Knuckle Chronicles E-Subscription free of charge

Come join us at httpwwwcanadianridersca

Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events

Pastor Chuck

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G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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ON News - ON Events

If everything seems to be going well you have obviously

overlooked something

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Classified Ad of the Week

2002 Tiny Mite Cargo Trailer

Stock CTRL0033 Colour Blue Features Very clean trailer in excellent condition tons of storage good quality cargo trailer at a good price

Price $ 2495 CAD NO GST

Contact

Trike Zone

(780) 389-3344

Mulhurst Bay AB

Email edwardtrikezonecom

ON Events - Classified AD of the Week

Upcoming ON EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

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Join Veterans Law Enforement First Responders and their supporters from both Canada and the US on this overnight cross border ride to Wenatchee Washington June 7th 2014Check out httpcanamveteransrideweeblycom for details laquoHalf The Fun is Getting Thereraquo

Support Our Troops

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Support Our Troops

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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Support Our Troops

Upcoming SOT EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

Are you a veteran who owns a businessWould you like to promote your products or services but find advertising expensive

Get 50 off your first 6 months of advertisingContact Belt Drive Betty to find out about the

Veteranrsquos Business Starter Programbdbettygmailcom

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Tee Shirts Patches amp More in the BDB Store

We appreciate your support

wwwbdbstorecom

QC EVENTS

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What did the elephant say to the naked man How do you breathe through that

tiny thing

Ah lsquoFridayrsquo my second favorite F-word

August 7 - 10 2014 - In the Heart of Downtown MonctonThe MotoMoncton Festival was first launched in August of 2011 with motorcyclists from near and taking over Monctonrsquos downtown core This three-day event featured motorcycle stunt shows a burnout competition group rides throughout Southeastern New Brunswick a bike cruise through Moncton live entertainment on Main Street and much moreIn 2012 the City of Moncton was pleased to host another weekend of motorcycle madness in downtown Moncton and to welcome bikers from across the region and across the country as the city hosted both MotoMoncton and the 17th Canadian National Harley Owners Group Rally Moncton was honoured to be chosen as host city for this national event and together with MotoMoncton the HOG Rally proved to be yet another exciting motorcycle weekend in the cityThis past August 2013 MotoMoncton organizers were yet again pleased to host another successful weekend of exciting activity with thousands visiting the festival grounds throughout the weekend

The festival an initiative of the City of Moncton is made possible by the support of various partners including Downtown Moncton Centre-Ville Inc various local motorcycle dealers and clubs and other community partners

For more information and sponsorship enquiries please contact 506-383-7020 506-877-7700 of by Email infomotomonctoncaOr visit motomonctonca

MOTO MONCTON NB EVENTS

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What are three words a woman never wants to hear when shersquos making love ldquoHoney Irsquom homerdquo

NB EVENTS

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club would be very pleased if you would help support our up coming charity event in support of the DECH Childrenrsquos Ward

This year our Toy Ride takes place June 14th 2014 We are celebrating our 30th Ride Register early to receive a limited Edition 30th Anniversary Shirt

Registration forms online at

httpfrederictonmotorcycleclubcaHomephp

The ride begins at the parking lot of the Canadian Tire Two Nations Crossing (North Side) On site registration between 930 am amp 1045 am Ride begins at 11 am sharp

The Motorcyclist will enjoy a scenic country ride via Nashwack Bridge to Stanley At the Stanley school there will be a barbeque Show-N-Shine 5050 draw silent auction etc

The group will return via the Royal Road ending up at the DECH for the presentations of the Toys and monies raised to the Child Life Unit of the DECH

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club has been the most consistent supporter of the DECH Childrenrsquos Life Unit since 1985 All of the funds raised and Toys collected go to the hospitalized Children

Please share this email with all your friends Help us Brighten A Childrsquos Stay

Fredricton Motorcycle Club Toy Ride

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Where Royal Canadian Legion Branch 350 Port DalhousieWhen Saturday 7 June Blessing starts 11am followed by the Show and Shine

Show and Shine Entry fee $1000

11 trophies up for grabsbull Best in Show 1st 2nd 3rd placebull Best cruiser 1st amp 2nd placebull Best touring 1st and 2nd placebull Best sport bike 1st amp 2nd placebull Best sport touring 1st amp 2nd place

BBQ burgers and sausage on a bun for sale 5050 draw coffee and donutsAll proceeds to support the Royal Canadian Legion Port DalhousieI challenge all Bike clubs in the Niagara area to attend this wonderful event Hosted by the Working Stiffs Riding ClubCanadian Legion Branch 350 Located at 600 Ontario St St Catharines ON L2N 7P8 (Known as Port Dalhousie ) 905-934-1261 Please use Joe Caruso as a contact andor myself Joes email address is kawasaki07bellnet andor faronleonardhotmailcom Thank You look forward to meeting some day

Blessing of the Motorbikersquos and Show and Shine

NB News Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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Actor WisdomThere are four questions of value in lifehellip What is sacred Of what is the spirit made What is worth living for and what is worth dying for The answer to each is the same Only love~ Johnny Depp

Polymath WisdomBelieve none of what you hear and half of what you see- Benjamin Franklin

Spiritual Leader WisdomHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else yoursquore the one who gets burned ~ Buddha

Educator WisdomPeople who consider themselves victims of their circumstances will always remain victims unless they develop a greater vision for their lives ~ Stedman Graham~

Spiritual Teacher WisdomIt is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living ~ Eckhart Tolle

Lithographer WisdomA positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort ndash Herm Albright

I just got back from a pleasure trip I took my mother-in-law to

the airport

WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events

R RWYZWMNrsquoSWORDS TO THE WISE

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Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

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I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

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A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

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Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

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  • bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events
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  • The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener
  • Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful
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  • QC Events
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On May 7th the official Road Captain was announced for the 4th Annual Bob Probert Ride This yearrsquos honourary grand marshal is the beautifully talented Emmy Award nominated Jacqueline MacInnes

Wood Thatrsquos right our very own hometown Canadian actress disc jockey singer television host and skilled motorcycle rider will lead the estimated 1100 motorcycles on June 22nd from Thunder Road Harley-Davidson Born in Windsor Ontario she is best known for her role as Steffy Forrester on the long-running American soap opera The Bold and the Beautiful She is also the younger sister to Dani Probert the Event Co-Chair for the Bob Probert RideFor the past four years riders in vests leather boots and blue jeans revved their

engines honouring the late hockey player Bob Probert while benefitting cardiac care at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Itrsquos a fitting tribute given that Bob was a Harley-Davidson enthusiast himself and also loved participating in charity ridesJacqueline now joins the small list of past

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Mike Bechard

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road captains such as former hockey players and Bobrsquos teammates Tony Amonte Sheldon Kennedy and Chris Chelios All of whom led a brigade of motorcycles following a scenic routearound Windsor and Essex County riding along the water and through the county settings showcasing the arearsquos beautyThe route has planned stops in Amherstburg Colchester Belle River and the Riverside Sportsmenrsquos Club mdashthe final stop Each stop is unique and gives the riders an opportunity to get something to eat and drink while a chance to win some awesome prizes like autographed Original Six jerseysBob Probert was a local hockey icon and an enforcer who played in the National Hockey League

Continued from Previous Page

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for 16 seasons with the Detroit Red Wings and the Chicago Blackhawks He passed away in 2010 after suffering a heart attack while on his boat out on Lake St Clair Dani Probert Bobrsquos widow has been organizing the memorial ride since its inception in 2011 That year was especially significant because

it was the first year that she was actually able to process the overwhelming amount of supportIn the last three years motorcyclists werenrsquot the only ones who turned out for the memorial ridemdashthousands of spectators stood at the side of the road to cheer the riders on at the different stops All participants of the Bob Probert Ride have risen over $300000 to fund the expansion of the cardiac care unit at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Windsor unfortunately has one of the highest rates of cardiac emergencies in Canada and there is not enough room to meet the demands As a result routine procedures are often rescheduled to make way for emergency cases Dani Probert and the hospital boardrsquos ultimate goal are to make the unit open 247 and have two beds available for angioplasty instead of just oneItrsquos hard to put into words how the communityrsquos support has helped Dani and her four children Brogan Tierney Jack and Declyn after such an immense loss In addition the family looks forward to this yearrsquos ride being even bigger with riders from

all over including Michigan paying homage to their father ldquoThe Enforcerrdquo Bob ProbertThe date for the 2014 Bob Probert Ride is June 22nd and all up-to-date information can be found on the website wwwprobertridecomRide safe ride freeMike ldquoChopperrdquo Bechard

Continued from Previous Page

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The 2014 ldquoRide for MSrdquo now in its 6th year is on Sunday September 21 2014 Shar Good Event Organizer recounts ldquoIt has been a learning experience receiving the help of Mike Bechard of the Lone Wolf Clubhouse back in the beginning to bring to life my dream of an event such as this since my diagnosis of Multiple

Sclerosis in 1985 I wanted to make a difference and help in any way I couldrdquo Good explains ldquoMultiple Sclerosis is the most commonly diagnosed neurological disease found in individuals between the ages of 15 to 40mdashthis area of Southwestern Ontario has a high number of affected people Reports from local neurologists tell us that approximately 700 to 800 citizens in our area have been diagnosedGood went on to say ldquoAll motorcycle riders are welcome to participate in the Ride for MS poker run to benefit the Windsor-Essex County Chapter of the MS Society of Canada This great ride starts and ends with a full course family style dinner at the Columbus Center of South Windsor 2014 Columbus Drive in Windsor Registration begins at 900AM and will run until 1030AM Registration Fees are as follows Rider $30 (FREE with $100 in Pledges) Passenger $20 (Free with $100 in Pledges) Participants are encouraged to collect pledges to receive pledge awards that start at $200 with Gas Cards awarded for pledges starting at $250 The Pledge Award Tier is provided on the pledge sheet available for download at wwwlonewolfclubhousecom and wwwmssocietycachaptersessexcommunityhtm The first stop of the poker run will be The Leaf in Windsor where you are welcome to have a full breakfast from the menu followed by stops at The

Sandbar Waterfront Grill (providing lunch specials) Birdiersquos Perch out in Leamington (providing FREE bottled water) the Pelee Island Winery in Kingsville (providing FREE wine tasting) Crabby Joersquos in Essex with the last optional stop being at Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery where you will receive a 6th optional card for your poker handrdquo Shar goes on to explain the 6th poker stop is optional giving you an extra chance to get either the Best or Worst Poker Hand of the day and win a prize for each Six stops in total are allocated along the 100 mile route Itrsquos so much fun itrsquos wonderful to be able to host a fundraiser that puts a smile on everyonersquos facerdquo Once back at the Columbus Center of S Windsor there is a family style dinner and an opportunity to participate in a 5050 Draw a Chinese Auction and a Gift Certificate Grab Bag There are Door Prizes for the ride participants using their Free Door Prize ticket they received upon Registration Good goes on to welcome non-riders as there are DINNER ONLY TICKETS available for $25 each and when purchasing in a set of 2 tickets a tax receipt for $20 will be issued Shar reiterates ldquoBikers Sponsors Volunteers amp Contributors to the event make it happen We have been blessed in the past and again this year with this event being sponsored by DIAMOND SPONSORSHIPS Biz X The Leaf Families First amp Leather King and RUBY SPONSORSHIPS UNIFOR Local 444 Robinson Motorcycle Avon Canada Fran Sales CrsquoEst Bon Lone Wolf Clubhouse Comfort Inn Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery Pelee Island Winery Sandbar Waterfront Grill Steversquos Auto Shine Birdiersquos Perch Canadian Tire (Tecumseh Rd E Windsor) Molson Coors and Belt Drive Betty The contributions of businesses in our community of door prizes and auction items add personality to the event

Good is happy to report ldquoTo date the Ride for MS has raised $33900 that has been used in assisting those with MS to subsidize the purchase of much needed assisted that enhance the quality of their

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livesrdquo As Event Planner amp Creator Good observes first hand how the money raised facilitates those living with multiple sclerosis Having MS herself she works with the Windsor-Essex County Chapter as a past board member aiding their membership almost on a daily basis Good reflects on her past involvement with the society and what she learned ldquoI was amazed with how much the special equipment cost and was surprised with the amounts that were not covered The depths that the society had to go through to make sure people with MS got

the equipment they needed when they needed it amazed merdquo This is where the Ride for MS and the funds raised from this event come into play ldquoThe society informs the participant of this event annually at the dinner as to how the funds raised were used which is importantrdquo says Good ldquothe feeling you get when a recipient of these funds find out you are a participant of the event that helped them obtain a piece of equipment gives you a hug and says thank you is surrealrdquoJoin us on Sunday September 21st and make someonersquos wish for a better quality of life become a reality For more information you may contact Shar at (519) 798-3858 or by email at shar54xplornetca SUBJECT Ride for MS

ON News Events

Whatever you do in life always give 100 Unless yoursquore

donating blood

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Grand Bendrsquos ldquoVintage Bike DaysrdquoThis years Annual ldquoShow amp Shinerdquo event will be held in Grand Bend and takes place on Sunday July 20 2014 from 1000am until around 1pm right on Grand Bendrsquos Main Street (exact location will be announced soon)Again this year there is no registration fee no official judging no vendors and itrsquos NOT a swap-meet but there will be a group ride from Main Street to the Grand Bend MOTORPLEX Raceway

to enjoy the Vintage Road Racing Associations ldquoSUMMER CLASSICrdquo EventVintage related club and group displays are encouragedJust show up and proudly show off your scooters and motorcycles All makes and models of Vintage amp Classic bikes are most welcomeFind us on Facebook httpwwwfacebookcompagesGrand-Bends-Vintage-Bike-Days204561802964090sk=wallampapp_data

HHR RouteDetails are here We are assembling in front of the HQ building at CFB Trenton with the ride departing at 1145 Due to some issues related to our permit that could not be resolved in the short time remaining before our Ride we in the interest in safety and the show must go on have decided to move our Rally to the Whitby Entertainment Centrum This is where the ride will end It is the same location as our assembly last yearJoin us as we welcome home our HEROES as the mission has ended in Afghanistan for our Canadian ForcesHope to see many of you there

ON Events

2930 Haldimand Road 20 Cayuga1st Annual Autism Rodeo amp Family Day Charity Event to raise funds for Autism

11am-5pm Family Time bull Live bands ~ TBAbull Kids Gamesbull Face Paintingbull Free BBQ amp Drink with admission

5pm-2am Adults ONLY~Rodeo Timebull Motorcycle Gamesbull Show N Shine bull Pig Roastbull Live Bands ~ TBAbull Beer Kegs

Overnight Camping (Adults Only) Sponsors

raquo Motorcycle Enhancements raquo Tattz AndCompany raquo Black widow paintball amp Airsoftl raquo Mainway Sports raquo Action Auto raquo Paula Manto Swick Registered Disability

Savings Plan Rep raquo CrazeePaint Airbrushing

VendorsTattz AndCompanyBlack widow Paintball amp AirsoftPaula Manto Swick Registered Disability Savings Plan Rep

All proceeds go to Autism Awarenes

Autism Rodeo amp Family Day - August 2nd 2014

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Why a round pizza gets delivered in a square box

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ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo Winner of Combined SOAR and RACE Events Get CSBK National Support (csbkca)This Ontario motorcycle roadracing season sanctioning groups SOAR and RACE are working together with a pair of Series race

weekends SOAR is hosting the RACE group at Grand Bend Raceway on June 13-15 while RACE returns the favor by hosting SOAR racers at Shannonville Motorsport Park June 27-29 As part of this co-promotion Dunlop racing tire distributor Pro 6 Cycle and the National Mopar CSBK organizing group have also joined up to provide a special bonus for Amateur Sport Bike

Continued Next Page

Dunlop Amateur Showdown winner to get National support

Sports - News Events

ADULTA person who has stopped

growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle

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class (approx 600cc) competitors A two round points-paying Series will recognize the appropriate Sport Bike-type class races at the SOAR and RACE-hosted events determining the top rising star in that category The racer who achieves the best combined result from the two race ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo will receive a competition award sponsoring their entry for the final Amateur Sport Bike Mopar CSBK National rounds at Canadian Tire Motorsport Park August 15-17Dunlop distributor Pro 6 Cycle and CSBK will supply competitor entry and racing tires to the winner of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo for the

CTMP National weekend The entry will include both Saturday and Sunday Amateur Sport Bike double header rounds with the successful Amateur competitor receiving a maximum of six Dunlop DOT-type class appropriate racing tires for use during the three day eventThe winning competitor must not have held a Pro motorcycle roadracing License nor can they have competed in more than two previous National races SOAR and RACE organizers will be the final judges of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo and ensure that all competitors respect the structure and spirit of the bonus competitionFor more information please check the SOAR (soaracingca) and RACE Events (Shannonvillecom) official web sites

Sports - News Events

DatesMay 16thJune 20thJuly 25thAugust 15thSeptember 12th

Registration opens at 5pm on the day of the event followed by racing at 7pm All racers must havevalid motorcycle drivers licensefull faced Snell 05 approved helmetgauntlet style leather glovesleather jacketleather bootscompetitors exceeding 120 mph will be required to wear full leathersMotorcycles must be in good working order and will be required to pass tech inspection prior to their first pass CLICK HERE for additional information on the Mission Raceway Park and their street legal Friday night races

2014 CMDRA Bracket Racing at Mission Raceway

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Sports Events

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

THE 27th

THREE DAY

May 171819 ndash 2014 ndash at Scotch Creek

All usual Classes ndash Entry $25 per day - $10 Vintage - Kids free

The Old Guy in 1971

Dean Seaman 2014

171819 ndash 2014 ndash171819 ndash 2014 ndash

This year the event will enter a new era with a two day Modern Trial

Total results will count for the overall Championship

Round 2 in Rocky Mountain House ABRound 3 in Ymir BC

We also have planned a Kids Trialon the Saturday night for

Both Electric and engine powered bikes Camping is good with Porta -Potties on site

Call for details of Motels etc

Phone Outlaw Dave for further info (250) 545-6139Directions - Follow the road to Scotch Creek from Hiway one West of Sorrento Then turn left

At Leopold road at the top of the hill after you leave town (Tire sign on left) red arrows from that point

A big thanks to the land owners for the use of this fantastic area

Modern Trial - Saturday amp Sunday - Vintage Monday Start time 10am all three days

13 13 13 13 13 13

For13 Immediate13 Release13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 May13 813 201413 13 CMDRA13 Announces13 Revised13 201413 Schedule13 13 The13 Canadian13 Motorcycle13 Drag13 Racing13 Association13 is13 releasing13 details13 of13 their13 updated13 201413 schedule13 The13 six13 race13 series13 which13 includes13 events13 in13 British13 Columbia13 Alberta13 and13 Ontario13 required13 revision13 following13 the13 unexpected13 announcement13 of13 the13 suspension13 of13 operations13 at13 one13 of13 the13 venues13 included13 in13 the13 original13 schedule13 13

Revised13 201413 Schedule13 June13 141513 13 Grand13 Bend13 Motorplex13 Grand13 Bend13 ON13 June13 2213 (113 day13 event)13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 July13 121313 13 13 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13 August13 232413 13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 Fort13 St13 John13 BC13 September13 6713 13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 September13 272813 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13

13

13 13

13 CMDRA13 Executive13 Director13 Kevin13 Shupac13 commented13 ldquoThe13 CMDRA13 is13 sincerely13 thankful13 for13 the13 support13 the13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 and13 Castrol13 Raceway13 and13 all13 of13 the13 tracks13 the13 CMDRA13 will13 visit13 in13 201413 We13 would13 also13 like13 to13 thank13 our13 members13 for13 their13 patience13 during13 the13 past13 four13 weeksrdquo13 13 13

13 13

infocmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 13 wwwcmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 1877580900813 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 TwitterCMDRA201413 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 Facebook13 CMDRA13

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR After your hands become coated with

grease your nose will begin to itch

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Did you know that BeltDriveBettycom has the most comprehensive database of Canadian Riding Clubs on the on the internet Wersquove revamped our Riding Club directory and wersquod like to know what you think Itrsquos indexed by Province and by Type of Riding Club for easy browsing

bull Brand Specificbull Cruising and Touringbull Military bull Lifestylebull Occupation-Relatedbull Rider Rights and Freedomsbull Vintagebull Sportsbull Womenrsquos Riding Clubsbull Motorcycle Ministries

httpwwwbeltdrivebettycomcommunityriding-clubs

TIP OF THE WEEK RIDING CLUBS section REVAMPED

on Facebook has photo albums for each province and month filled with tons of events

httpwwwfacebookcomCanadianMotorcycleEventsphotos_albums

Visit our page and go to the photos link once there click on albums to find the Province and month you are interested in

You can also use our national calendars at wwwcanadianmotorcycleeventscom - filled with even more event information you can sort them right down to only one province and they are highly shareable

Our CANADIAN MOTORCYCLE EVENTS

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

ldquoIf yoursquore going to kill each other do it outside I just finished cleaningrdquo

Website Tip of the Week

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Tides roll in and tides roll out

There arenrsquot too many things in life that are predictable but ocean tides are one of them

Our family just returned from a short vacation on a Vancouver Island beach and I found the tides fascinating

Incoming tides covered the beach and at high tide you could literally see all the sandcastles wood forts and creations literally disappear under the water never to be seen again

The outgoing tides revealed a clean fresh canvas and some sea-life caught in the tidal pools left behind or laying helplessly on the beach Seagulls swooped down to shell covered areas of the beach in search of oysters that had been stranded on the half kilometer sandy beach as the eagles hovered above looking for their next snack

I could not help but think about the lsquoTides of Lifersquo where we know that until our number comes up and we face eternal judgment each day the sun will come up we will spend time with those people whom we love (family friends) and with people whom we would most likely prefer not to be spending time with (school work) and we will experience all the good and not so good that the

tides of life bring our way Night will come and in the morning we will repeat the cycle all over again

As a born-again believer I felt the tide analogy was an appropriate one The ocean washes away everything left on the beach and when we ask Christ for the forgiveness of our sins he literally washes them away Check out this verse from ldquoOur Ownerrsquos Manual for Liferdquo found in Psalm 103 verse 12 ldquoHe has removed our sins as far from us as the east is from the westrdquo

Our biker church exists to take the ldquoGood Newsrdquo and the ldquoSalvation Messagerdquo to un-churched bikers here on the West Coast In fact our prayer is that the Holy Spirit would become like a raging wildfire touching the hearts and lives of bikers resulting in an assurance of eternity with our Jesus in heaven and a life on this earth that takes on new meaning and purpose

If you think riding your scoot along a seaside highway on a hot summerrsquos day is something special just wait until you do it when Jesus Christ is at the controls of your lifehellip there is no greater lsquohighrsquo and bigger lsquorushrsquo than this All it takes is a few short words ask Jesus to forgive you for your sins tell him you that you want him to be Lord of your life Follow this up with prayer and bible reading and oh yeahhellip believe that he does in fact lsquohave your backrsquo in this life

Ride safe Ride true

Pastor Chuck

Canadian Riders Support Program Network

By joining the Canadian Riders Support Program you volunteer to provide assistance to broken down riders in your area This assistance may include providing information about nearby repair shops towing accommodations making phone calls providing directions etc While some Canadian Riders have expressed that they would be able to provide help with tools wrenching towing and even temporary accommodations the level of assistance you may provide is totally up to you as you feel comfortable and safe to do soLetrsquos face it most of us have been there away from home and broke down by the side of the road Canadian Rider Members are also listed in Belt Drive Bettyrsquos Little Black Book a resource directory currently carried in the saddlebags of thousands of Canadian Riders As a ldquoThank Yourdquo from Belt Drive Betty Canadian Riders Support Network Members receive The Busted Knuckle Chronicles E-Subscription free of charge

Come join us at httpwwwcanadianridersca

Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events

Pastor Chuck

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G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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ON - Events

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ON News - ON Events

If everything seems to be going well you have obviously

overlooked something

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Classified Ad of the Week

2002 Tiny Mite Cargo Trailer

Stock CTRL0033 Colour Blue Features Very clean trailer in excellent condition tons of storage good quality cargo trailer at a good price

Price $ 2495 CAD NO GST

Contact

Trike Zone

(780) 389-3344

Mulhurst Bay AB

Email edwardtrikezonecom

ON Events - Classified AD of the Week

Upcoming ON EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

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Join Veterans Law Enforement First Responders and their supporters from both Canada and the US on this overnight cross border ride to Wenatchee Washington June 7th 2014Check out httpcanamveteransrideweeblycom for details laquoHalf The Fun is Getting Thereraquo

Support Our Troops

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Support Our Troops

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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Support Our Troops

Upcoming SOT EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

Are you a veteran who owns a businessWould you like to promote your products or services but find advertising expensive

Get 50 off your first 6 months of advertisingContact Belt Drive Betty to find out about the

Veteranrsquos Business Starter Programbdbettygmailcom

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Tee Shirts Patches amp More in the BDB Store

We appreciate your support

wwwbdbstorecom

QC EVENTS

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What did the elephant say to the naked man How do you breathe through that

tiny thing

Ah lsquoFridayrsquo my second favorite F-word

August 7 - 10 2014 - In the Heart of Downtown MonctonThe MotoMoncton Festival was first launched in August of 2011 with motorcyclists from near and taking over Monctonrsquos downtown core This three-day event featured motorcycle stunt shows a burnout competition group rides throughout Southeastern New Brunswick a bike cruise through Moncton live entertainment on Main Street and much moreIn 2012 the City of Moncton was pleased to host another weekend of motorcycle madness in downtown Moncton and to welcome bikers from across the region and across the country as the city hosted both MotoMoncton and the 17th Canadian National Harley Owners Group Rally Moncton was honoured to be chosen as host city for this national event and together with MotoMoncton the HOG Rally proved to be yet another exciting motorcycle weekend in the cityThis past August 2013 MotoMoncton organizers were yet again pleased to host another successful weekend of exciting activity with thousands visiting the festival grounds throughout the weekend

The festival an initiative of the City of Moncton is made possible by the support of various partners including Downtown Moncton Centre-Ville Inc various local motorcycle dealers and clubs and other community partners

For more information and sponsorship enquiries please contact 506-383-7020 506-877-7700 of by Email infomotomonctoncaOr visit motomonctonca

MOTO MONCTON NB EVENTS

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What are three words a woman never wants to hear when shersquos making love ldquoHoney Irsquom homerdquo

NB EVENTS

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club would be very pleased if you would help support our up coming charity event in support of the DECH Childrenrsquos Ward

This year our Toy Ride takes place June 14th 2014 We are celebrating our 30th Ride Register early to receive a limited Edition 30th Anniversary Shirt

Registration forms online at

httpfrederictonmotorcycleclubcaHomephp

The ride begins at the parking lot of the Canadian Tire Two Nations Crossing (North Side) On site registration between 930 am amp 1045 am Ride begins at 11 am sharp

The Motorcyclist will enjoy a scenic country ride via Nashwack Bridge to Stanley At the Stanley school there will be a barbeque Show-N-Shine 5050 draw silent auction etc

The group will return via the Royal Road ending up at the DECH for the presentations of the Toys and monies raised to the Child Life Unit of the DECH

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club has been the most consistent supporter of the DECH Childrenrsquos Life Unit since 1985 All of the funds raised and Toys collected go to the hospitalized Children

Please share this email with all your friends Help us Brighten A Childrsquos Stay

Fredricton Motorcycle Club Toy Ride

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Where Royal Canadian Legion Branch 350 Port DalhousieWhen Saturday 7 June Blessing starts 11am followed by the Show and Shine

Show and Shine Entry fee $1000

11 trophies up for grabsbull Best in Show 1st 2nd 3rd placebull Best cruiser 1st amp 2nd placebull Best touring 1st and 2nd placebull Best sport bike 1st amp 2nd placebull Best sport touring 1st amp 2nd place

BBQ burgers and sausage on a bun for sale 5050 draw coffee and donutsAll proceeds to support the Royal Canadian Legion Port DalhousieI challenge all Bike clubs in the Niagara area to attend this wonderful event Hosted by the Working Stiffs Riding ClubCanadian Legion Branch 350 Located at 600 Ontario St St Catharines ON L2N 7P8 (Known as Port Dalhousie ) 905-934-1261 Please use Joe Caruso as a contact andor myself Joes email address is kawasaki07bellnet andor faronleonardhotmailcom Thank You look forward to meeting some day

Blessing of the Motorbikersquos and Show and Shine

NB News Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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Actor WisdomThere are four questions of value in lifehellip What is sacred Of what is the spirit made What is worth living for and what is worth dying for The answer to each is the same Only love~ Johnny Depp

Polymath WisdomBelieve none of what you hear and half of what you see- Benjamin Franklin

Spiritual Leader WisdomHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else yoursquore the one who gets burned ~ Buddha

Educator WisdomPeople who consider themselves victims of their circumstances will always remain victims unless they develop a greater vision for their lives ~ Stedman Graham~

Spiritual Teacher WisdomIt is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living ~ Eckhart Tolle

Lithographer WisdomA positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort ndash Herm Albright

I just got back from a pleasure trip I took my mother-in-law to

the airport

WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events

R RWYZWMNrsquoSWORDS TO THE WISE

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Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

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NS Events

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I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

Select Arrows to view events

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A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

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Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

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road captains such as former hockey players and Bobrsquos teammates Tony Amonte Sheldon Kennedy and Chris Chelios All of whom led a brigade of motorcycles following a scenic routearound Windsor and Essex County riding along the water and through the county settings showcasing the arearsquos beautyThe route has planned stops in Amherstburg Colchester Belle River and the Riverside Sportsmenrsquos Club mdashthe final stop Each stop is unique and gives the riders an opportunity to get something to eat and drink while a chance to win some awesome prizes like autographed Original Six jerseysBob Probert was a local hockey icon and an enforcer who played in the National Hockey League

Continued from Previous Page

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ON News Events

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for 16 seasons with the Detroit Red Wings and the Chicago Blackhawks He passed away in 2010 after suffering a heart attack while on his boat out on Lake St Clair Dani Probert Bobrsquos widow has been organizing the memorial ride since its inception in 2011 That year was especially significant because

it was the first year that she was actually able to process the overwhelming amount of supportIn the last three years motorcyclists werenrsquot the only ones who turned out for the memorial ridemdashthousands of spectators stood at the side of the road to cheer the riders on at the different stops All participants of the Bob Probert Ride have risen over $300000 to fund the expansion of the cardiac care unit at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Windsor unfortunately has one of the highest rates of cardiac emergencies in Canada and there is not enough room to meet the demands As a result routine procedures are often rescheduled to make way for emergency cases Dani Probert and the hospital boardrsquos ultimate goal are to make the unit open 247 and have two beds available for angioplasty instead of just oneItrsquos hard to put into words how the communityrsquos support has helped Dani and her four children Brogan Tierney Jack and Declyn after such an immense loss In addition the family looks forward to this yearrsquos ride being even bigger with riders from

all over including Michigan paying homage to their father ldquoThe Enforcerrdquo Bob ProbertThe date for the 2014 Bob Probert Ride is June 22nd and all up-to-date information can be found on the website wwwprobertridecomRide safe ride freeMike ldquoChopperrdquo Bechard

Continued from Previous Page

ON News Events

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The 2014 ldquoRide for MSrdquo now in its 6th year is on Sunday September 21 2014 Shar Good Event Organizer recounts ldquoIt has been a learning experience receiving the help of Mike Bechard of the Lone Wolf Clubhouse back in the beginning to bring to life my dream of an event such as this since my diagnosis of Multiple

Sclerosis in 1985 I wanted to make a difference and help in any way I couldrdquo Good explains ldquoMultiple Sclerosis is the most commonly diagnosed neurological disease found in individuals between the ages of 15 to 40mdashthis area of Southwestern Ontario has a high number of affected people Reports from local neurologists tell us that approximately 700 to 800 citizens in our area have been diagnosedGood went on to say ldquoAll motorcycle riders are welcome to participate in the Ride for MS poker run to benefit the Windsor-Essex County Chapter of the MS Society of Canada This great ride starts and ends with a full course family style dinner at the Columbus Center of South Windsor 2014 Columbus Drive in Windsor Registration begins at 900AM and will run until 1030AM Registration Fees are as follows Rider $30 (FREE with $100 in Pledges) Passenger $20 (Free with $100 in Pledges) Participants are encouraged to collect pledges to receive pledge awards that start at $200 with Gas Cards awarded for pledges starting at $250 The Pledge Award Tier is provided on the pledge sheet available for download at wwwlonewolfclubhousecom and wwwmssocietycachaptersessexcommunityhtm The first stop of the poker run will be The Leaf in Windsor where you are welcome to have a full breakfast from the menu followed by stops at The

Sandbar Waterfront Grill (providing lunch specials) Birdiersquos Perch out in Leamington (providing FREE bottled water) the Pelee Island Winery in Kingsville (providing FREE wine tasting) Crabby Joersquos in Essex with the last optional stop being at Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery where you will receive a 6th optional card for your poker handrdquo Shar goes on to explain the 6th poker stop is optional giving you an extra chance to get either the Best or Worst Poker Hand of the day and win a prize for each Six stops in total are allocated along the 100 mile route Itrsquos so much fun itrsquos wonderful to be able to host a fundraiser that puts a smile on everyonersquos facerdquo Once back at the Columbus Center of S Windsor there is a family style dinner and an opportunity to participate in a 5050 Draw a Chinese Auction and a Gift Certificate Grab Bag There are Door Prizes for the ride participants using their Free Door Prize ticket they received upon Registration Good goes on to welcome non-riders as there are DINNER ONLY TICKETS available for $25 each and when purchasing in a set of 2 tickets a tax receipt for $20 will be issued Shar reiterates ldquoBikers Sponsors Volunteers amp Contributors to the event make it happen We have been blessed in the past and again this year with this event being sponsored by DIAMOND SPONSORSHIPS Biz X The Leaf Families First amp Leather King and RUBY SPONSORSHIPS UNIFOR Local 444 Robinson Motorcycle Avon Canada Fran Sales CrsquoEst Bon Lone Wolf Clubhouse Comfort Inn Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery Pelee Island Winery Sandbar Waterfront Grill Steversquos Auto Shine Birdiersquos Perch Canadian Tire (Tecumseh Rd E Windsor) Molson Coors and Belt Drive Betty The contributions of businesses in our community of door prizes and auction items add personality to the event

Good is happy to report ldquoTo date the Ride for MS has raised $33900 that has been used in assisting those with MS to subsidize the purchase of much needed assisted that enhance the quality of their

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livesrdquo As Event Planner amp Creator Good observes first hand how the money raised facilitates those living with multiple sclerosis Having MS herself she works with the Windsor-Essex County Chapter as a past board member aiding their membership almost on a daily basis Good reflects on her past involvement with the society and what she learned ldquoI was amazed with how much the special equipment cost and was surprised with the amounts that were not covered The depths that the society had to go through to make sure people with MS got

the equipment they needed when they needed it amazed merdquo This is where the Ride for MS and the funds raised from this event come into play ldquoThe society informs the participant of this event annually at the dinner as to how the funds raised were used which is importantrdquo says Good ldquothe feeling you get when a recipient of these funds find out you are a participant of the event that helped them obtain a piece of equipment gives you a hug and says thank you is surrealrdquoJoin us on Sunday September 21st and make someonersquos wish for a better quality of life become a reality For more information you may contact Shar at (519) 798-3858 or by email at shar54xplornetca SUBJECT Ride for MS

ON News Events

Whatever you do in life always give 100 Unless yoursquore

donating blood

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Grand Bendrsquos ldquoVintage Bike DaysrdquoThis years Annual ldquoShow amp Shinerdquo event will be held in Grand Bend and takes place on Sunday July 20 2014 from 1000am until around 1pm right on Grand Bendrsquos Main Street (exact location will be announced soon)Again this year there is no registration fee no official judging no vendors and itrsquos NOT a swap-meet but there will be a group ride from Main Street to the Grand Bend MOTORPLEX Raceway

to enjoy the Vintage Road Racing Associations ldquoSUMMER CLASSICrdquo EventVintage related club and group displays are encouragedJust show up and proudly show off your scooters and motorcycles All makes and models of Vintage amp Classic bikes are most welcomeFind us on Facebook httpwwwfacebookcompagesGrand-Bends-Vintage-Bike-Days204561802964090sk=wallampapp_data

HHR RouteDetails are here We are assembling in front of the HQ building at CFB Trenton with the ride departing at 1145 Due to some issues related to our permit that could not be resolved in the short time remaining before our Ride we in the interest in safety and the show must go on have decided to move our Rally to the Whitby Entertainment Centrum This is where the ride will end It is the same location as our assembly last yearJoin us as we welcome home our HEROES as the mission has ended in Afghanistan for our Canadian ForcesHope to see many of you there

ON Events

2930 Haldimand Road 20 Cayuga1st Annual Autism Rodeo amp Family Day Charity Event to raise funds for Autism

11am-5pm Family Time bull Live bands ~ TBAbull Kids Gamesbull Face Paintingbull Free BBQ amp Drink with admission

5pm-2am Adults ONLY~Rodeo Timebull Motorcycle Gamesbull Show N Shine bull Pig Roastbull Live Bands ~ TBAbull Beer Kegs

Overnight Camping (Adults Only) Sponsors

raquo Motorcycle Enhancements raquo Tattz AndCompany raquo Black widow paintball amp Airsoftl raquo Mainway Sports raquo Action Auto raquo Paula Manto Swick Registered Disability

Savings Plan Rep raquo CrazeePaint Airbrushing

VendorsTattz AndCompanyBlack widow Paintball amp AirsoftPaula Manto Swick Registered Disability Savings Plan Rep

All proceeds go to Autism Awarenes

Autism Rodeo amp Family Day - August 2nd 2014

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Why a round pizza gets delivered in a square box

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ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo Winner of Combined SOAR and RACE Events Get CSBK National Support (csbkca)This Ontario motorcycle roadracing season sanctioning groups SOAR and RACE are working together with a pair of Series race

weekends SOAR is hosting the RACE group at Grand Bend Raceway on June 13-15 while RACE returns the favor by hosting SOAR racers at Shannonville Motorsport Park June 27-29 As part of this co-promotion Dunlop racing tire distributor Pro 6 Cycle and the National Mopar CSBK organizing group have also joined up to provide a special bonus for Amateur Sport Bike

Continued Next Page

Dunlop Amateur Showdown winner to get National support

Sports - News Events

ADULTA person who has stopped

growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle

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class (approx 600cc) competitors A two round points-paying Series will recognize the appropriate Sport Bike-type class races at the SOAR and RACE-hosted events determining the top rising star in that category The racer who achieves the best combined result from the two race ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo will receive a competition award sponsoring their entry for the final Amateur Sport Bike Mopar CSBK National rounds at Canadian Tire Motorsport Park August 15-17Dunlop distributor Pro 6 Cycle and CSBK will supply competitor entry and racing tires to the winner of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo for the

CTMP National weekend The entry will include both Saturday and Sunday Amateur Sport Bike double header rounds with the successful Amateur competitor receiving a maximum of six Dunlop DOT-type class appropriate racing tires for use during the three day eventThe winning competitor must not have held a Pro motorcycle roadracing License nor can they have competed in more than two previous National races SOAR and RACE organizers will be the final judges of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo and ensure that all competitors respect the structure and spirit of the bonus competitionFor more information please check the SOAR (soaracingca) and RACE Events (Shannonvillecom) official web sites

Sports - News Events

DatesMay 16thJune 20thJuly 25thAugust 15thSeptember 12th

Registration opens at 5pm on the day of the event followed by racing at 7pm All racers must havevalid motorcycle drivers licensefull faced Snell 05 approved helmetgauntlet style leather glovesleather jacketleather bootscompetitors exceeding 120 mph will be required to wear full leathersMotorcycles must be in good working order and will be required to pass tech inspection prior to their first pass CLICK HERE for additional information on the Mission Raceway Park and their street legal Friday night races

2014 CMDRA Bracket Racing at Mission Raceway

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Sports Events

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

THE 27th

THREE DAY

May 171819 ndash 2014 ndash at Scotch Creek

All usual Classes ndash Entry $25 per day - $10 Vintage - Kids free

The Old Guy in 1971

Dean Seaman 2014

171819 ndash 2014 ndash171819 ndash 2014 ndash

This year the event will enter a new era with a two day Modern Trial

Total results will count for the overall Championship

Round 2 in Rocky Mountain House ABRound 3 in Ymir BC

We also have planned a Kids Trialon the Saturday night for

Both Electric and engine powered bikes Camping is good with Porta -Potties on site

Call for details of Motels etc

Phone Outlaw Dave for further info (250) 545-6139Directions - Follow the road to Scotch Creek from Hiway one West of Sorrento Then turn left

At Leopold road at the top of the hill after you leave town (Tire sign on left) red arrows from that point

A big thanks to the land owners for the use of this fantastic area

Modern Trial - Saturday amp Sunday - Vintage Monday Start time 10am all three days

13 13 13 13 13 13

For13 Immediate13 Release13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 May13 813 201413 13 CMDRA13 Announces13 Revised13 201413 Schedule13 13 The13 Canadian13 Motorcycle13 Drag13 Racing13 Association13 is13 releasing13 details13 of13 their13 updated13 201413 schedule13 The13 six13 race13 series13 which13 includes13 events13 in13 British13 Columbia13 Alberta13 and13 Ontario13 required13 revision13 following13 the13 unexpected13 announcement13 of13 the13 suspension13 of13 operations13 at13 one13 of13 the13 venues13 included13 in13 the13 original13 schedule13 13

Revised13 201413 Schedule13 June13 141513 13 Grand13 Bend13 Motorplex13 Grand13 Bend13 ON13 June13 2213 (113 day13 event)13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 July13 121313 13 13 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13 August13 232413 13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 Fort13 St13 John13 BC13 September13 6713 13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 September13 272813 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13

13

13 13

13 CMDRA13 Executive13 Director13 Kevin13 Shupac13 commented13 ldquoThe13 CMDRA13 is13 sincerely13 thankful13 for13 the13 support13 the13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 and13 Castrol13 Raceway13 and13 all13 of13 the13 tracks13 the13 CMDRA13 will13 visit13 in13 201413 We13 would13 also13 like13 to13 thank13 our13 members13 for13 their13 patience13 during13 the13 past13 four13 weeksrdquo13 13 13

13 13

infocmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 13 wwwcmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 1877580900813 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 TwitterCMDRA201413 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 Facebook13 CMDRA13

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR After your hands become coated with

grease your nose will begin to itch

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Did you know that BeltDriveBettycom has the most comprehensive database of Canadian Riding Clubs on the on the internet Wersquove revamped our Riding Club directory and wersquod like to know what you think Itrsquos indexed by Province and by Type of Riding Club for easy browsing

bull Brand Specificbull Cruising and Touringbull Military bull Lifestylebull Occupation-Relatedbull Rider Rights and Freedomsbull Vintagebull Sportsbull Womenrsquos Riding Clubsbull Motorcycle Ministries

httpwwwbeltdrivebettycomcommunityriding-clubs

TIP OF THE WEEK RIDING CLUBS section REVAMPED

on Facebook has photo albums for each province and month filled with tons of events

httpwwwfacebookcomCanadianMotorcycleEventsphotos_albums

Visit our page and go to the photos link once there click on albums to find the Province and month you are interested in

You can also use our national calendars at wwwcanadianmotorcycleeventscom - filled with even more event information you can sort them right down to only one province and they are highly shareable

Our CANADIAN MOTORCYCLE EVENTS

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

ldquoIf yoursquore going to kill each other do it outside I just finished cleaningrdquo

Website Tip of the Week

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Tides roll in and tides roll out

There arenrsquot too many things in life that are predictable but ocean tides are one of them

Our family just returned from a short vacation on a Vancouver Island beach and I found the tides fascinating

Incoming tides covered the beach and at high tide you could literally see all the sandcastles wood forts and creations literally disappear under the water never to be seen again

The outgoing tides revealed a clean fresh canvas and some sea-life caught in the tidal pools left behind or laying helplessly on the beach Seagulls swooped down to shell covered areas of the beach in search of oysters that had been stranded on the half kilometer sandy beach as the eagles hovered above looking for their next snack

I could not help but think about the lsquoTides of Lifersquo where we know that until our number comes up and we face eternal judgment each day the sun will come up we will spend time with those people whom we love (family friends) and with people whom we would most likely prefer not to be spending time with (school work) and we will experience all the good and not so good that the

tides of life bring our way Night will come and in the morning we will repeat the cycle all over again

As a born-again believer I felt the tide analogy was an appropriate one The ocean washes away everything left on the beach and when we ask Christ for the forgiveness of our sins he literally washes them away Check out this verse from ldquoOur Ownerrsquos Manual for Liferdquo found in Psalm 103 verse 12 ldquoHe has removed our sins as far from us as the east is from the westrdquo

Our biker church exists to take the ldquoGood Newsrdquo and the ldquoSalvation Messagerdquo to un-churched bikers here on the West Coast In fact our prayer is that the Holy Spirit would become like a raging wildfire touching the hearts and lives of bikers resulting in an assurance of eternity with our Jesus in heaven and a life on this earth that takes on new meaning and purpose

If you think riding your scoot along a seaside highway on a hot summerrsquos day is something special just wait until you do it when Jesus Christ is at the controls of your lifehellip there is no greater lsquohighrsquo and bigger lsquorushrsquo than this All it takes is a few short words ask Jesus to forgive you for your sins tell him you that you want him to be Lord of your life Follow this up with prayer and bible reading and oh yeahhellip believe that he does in fact lsquohave your backrsquo in this life

Ride safe Ride true

Pastor Chuck

Canadian Riders Support Program Network

By joining the Canadian Riders Support Program you volunteer to provide assistance to broken down riders in your area This assistance may include providing information about nearby repair shops towing accommodations making phone calls providing directions etc While some Canadian Riders have expressed that they would be able to provide help with tools wrenching towing and even temporary accommodations the level of assistance you may provide is totally up to you as you feel comfortable and safe to do soLetrsquos face it most of us have been there away from home and broke down by the side of the road Canadian Rider Members are also listed in Belt Drive Bettyrsquos Little Black Book a resource directory currently carried in the saddlebags of thousands of Canadian Riders As a ldquoThank Yourdquo from Belt Drive Betty Canadian Riders Support Network Members receive The Busted Knuckle Chronicles E-Subscription free of charge

Come join us at httpwwwcanadianridersca

Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events

Pastor Chuck

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G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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ON - Events

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ON News - ON Events

If everything seems to be going well you have obviously

overlooked something

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Classified Ad of the Week

2002 Tiny Mite Cargo Trailer

Stock CTRL0033 Colour Blue Features Very clean trailer in excellent condition tons of storage good quality cargo trailer at a good price

Price $ 2495 CAD NO GST

Contact

Trike Zone

(780) 389-3344

Mulhurst Bay AB

Email edwardtrikezonecom

ON Events - Classified AD of the Week

Upcoming ON EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

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Join Veterans Law Enforement First Responders and their supporters from both Canada and the US on this overnight cross border ride to Wenatchee Washington June 7th 2014Check out httpcanamveteransrideweeblycom for details laquoHalf The Fun is Getting Thereraquo

Support Our Troops

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Support Our Troops

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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Support Our Troops

Upcoming SOT EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

Are you a veteran who owns a businessWould you like to promote your products or services but find advertising expensive

Get 50 off your first 6 months of advertisingContact Belt Drive Betty to find out about the

Veteranrsquos Business Starter Programbdbettygmailcom

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Tee Shirts Patches amp More in the BDB Store

We appreciate your support

wwwbdbstorecom

QC EVENTS

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What did the elephant say to the naked man How do you breathe through that

tiny thing

Ah lsquoFridayrsquo my second favorite F-word

August 7 - 10 2014 - In the Heart of Downtown MonctonThe MotoMoncton Festival was first launched in August of 2011 with motorcyclists from near and taking over Monctonrsquos downtown core This three-day event featured motorcycle stunt shows a burnout competition group rides throughout Southeastern New Brunswick a bike cruise through Moncton live entertainment on Main Street and much moreIn 2012 the City of Moncton was pleased to host another weekend of motorcycle madness in downtown Moncton and to welcome bikers from across the region and across the country as the city hosted both MotoMoncton and the 17th Canadian National Harley Owners Group Rally Moncton was honoured to be chosen as host city for this national event and together with MotoMoncton the HOG Rally proved to be yet another exciting motorcycle weekend in the cityThis past August 2013 MotoMoncton organizers were yet again pleased to host another successful weekend of exciting activity with thousands visiting the festival grounds throughout the weekend

The festival an initiative of the City of Moncton is made possible by the support of various partners including Downtown Moncton Centre-Ville Inc various local motorcycle dealers and clubs and other community partners

For more information and sponsorship enquiries please contact 506-383-7020 506-877-7700 of by Email infomotomonctoncaOr visit motomonctonca

MOTO MONCTON NB EVENTS

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What are three words a woman never wants to hear when shersquos making love ldquoHoney Irsquom homerdquo

NB EVENTS

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club would be very pleased if you would help support our up coming charity event in support of the DECH Childrenrsquos Ward

This year our Toy Ride takes place June 14th 2014 We are celebrating our 30th Ride Register early to receive a limited Edition 30th Anniversary Shirt

Registration forms online at

httpfrederictonmotorcycleclubcaHomephp

The ride begins at the parking lot of the Canadian Tire Two Nations Crossing (North Side) On site registration between 930 am amp 1045 am Ride begins at 11 am sharp

The Motorcyclist will enjoy a scenic country ride via Nashwack Bridge to Stanley At the Stanley school there will be a barbeque Show-N-Shine 5050 draw silent auction etc

The group will return via the Royal Road ending up at the DECH for the presentations of the Toys and monies raised to the Child Life Unit of the DECH

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club has been the most consistent supporter of the DECH Childrenrsquos Life Unit since 1985 All of the funds raised and Toys collected go to the hospitalized Children

Please share this email with all your friends Help us Brighten A Childrsquos Stay

Fredricton Motorcycle Club Toy Ride

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Where Royal Canadian Legion Branch 350 Port DalhousieWhen Saturday 7 June Blessing starts 11am followed by the Show and Shine

Show and Shine Entry fee $1000

11 trophies up for grabsbull Best in Show 1st 2nd 3rd placebull Best cruiser 1st amp 2nd placebull Best touring 1st and 2nd placebull Best sport bike 1st amp 2nd placebull Best sport touring 1st amp 2nd place

BBQ burgers and sausage on a bun for sale 5050 draw coffee and donutsAll proceeds to support the Royal Canadian Legion Port DalhousieI challenge all Bike clubs in the Niagara area to attend this wonderful event Hosted by the Working Stiffs Riding ClubCanadian Legion Branch 350 Located at 600 Ontario St St Catharines ON L2N 7P8 (Known as Port Dalhousie ) 905-934-1261 Please use Joe Caruso as a contact andor myself Joes email address is kawasaki07bellnet andor faronleonardhotmailcom Thank You look forward to meeting some day

Blessing of the Motorbikersquos and Show and Shine

NB News Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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Actor WisdomThere are four questions of value in lifehellip What is sacred Of what is the spirit made What is worth living for and what is worth dying for The answer to each is the same Only love~ Johnny Depp

Polymath WisdomBelieve none of what you hear and half of what you see- Benjamin Franklin

Spiritual Leader WisdomHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else yoursquore the one who gets burned ~ Buddha

Educator WisdomPeople who consider themselves victims of their circumstances will always remain victims unless they develop a greater vision for their lives ~ Stedman Graham~

Spiritual Teacher WisdomIt is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living ~ Eckhart Tolle

Lithographer WisdomA positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort ndash Herm Albright

I just got back from a pleasure trip I took my mother-in-law to

the airport

WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events

R RWYZWMNrsquoSWORDS TO THE WISE

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Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

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I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

Select Arrows to view events

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A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

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Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

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for 16 seasons with the Detroit Red Wings and the Chicago Blackhawks He passed away in 2010 after suffering a heart attack while on his boat out on Lake St Clair Dani Probert Bobrsquos widow has been organizing the memorial ride since its inception in 2011 That year was especially significant because

it was the first year that she was actually able to process the overwhelming amount of supportIn the last three years motorcyclists werenrsquot the only ones who turned out for the memorial ridemdashthousands of spectators stood at the side of the road to cheer the riders on at the different stops All participants of the Bob Probert Ride have risen over $300000 to fund the expansion of the cardiac care unit at Hocirctel Dieu Grace Hospital Windsor unfortunately has one of the highest rates of cardiac emergencies in Canada and there is not enough room to meet the demands As a result routine procedures are often rescheduled to make way for emergency cases Dani Probert and the hospital boardrsquos ultimate goal are to make the unit open 247 and have two beds available for angioplasty instead of just oneItrsquos hard to put into words how the communityrsquos support has helped Dani and her four children Brogan Tierney Jack and Declyn after such an immense loss In addition the family looks forward to this yearrsquos ride being even bigger with riders from

all over including Michigan paying homage to their father ldquoThe Enforcerrdquo Bob ProbertThe date for the 2014 Bob Probert Ride is June 22nd and all up-to-date information can be found on the website wwwprobertridecomRide safe ride freeMike ldquoChopperrdquo Bechard

Continued from Previous Page

ON News Events

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The 2014 ldquoRide for MSrdquo now in its 6th year is on Sunday September 21 2014 Shar Good Event Organizer recounts ldquoIt has been a learning experience receiving the help of Mike Bechard of the Lone Wolf Clubhouse back in the beginning to bring to life my dream of an event such as this since my diagnosis of Multiple

Sclerosis in 1985 I wanted to make a difference and help in any way I couldrdquo Good explains ldquoMultiple Sclerosis is the most commonly diagnosed neurological disease found in individuals between the ages of 15 to 40mdashthis area of Southwestern Ontario has a high number of affected people Reports from local neurologists tell us that approximately 700 to 800 citizens in our area have been diagnosedGood went on to say ldquoAll motorcycle riders are welcome to participate in the Ride for MS poker run to benefit the Windsor-Essex County Chapter of the MS Society of Canada This great ride starts and ends with a full course family style dinner at the Columbus Center of South Windsor 2014 Columbus Drive in Windsor Registration begins at 900AM and will run until 1030AM Registration Fees are as follows Rider $30 (FREE with $100 in Pledges) Passenger $20 (Free with $100 in Pledges) Participants are encouraged to collect pledges to receive pledge awards that start at $200 with Gas Cards awarded for pledges starting at $250 The Pledge Award Tier is provided on the pledge sheet available for download at wwwlonewolfclubhousecom and wwwmssocietycachaptersessexcommunityhtm The first stop of the poker run will be The Leaf in Windsor where you are welcome to have a full breakfast from the menu followed by stops at The

Sandbar Waterfront Grill (providing lunch specials) Birdiersquos Perch out in Leamington (providing FREE bottled water) the Pelee Island Winery in Kingsville (providing FREE wine tasting) Crabby Joersquos in Essex with the last optional stop being at Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery where you will receive a 6th optional card for your poker handrdquo Shar goes on to explain the 6th poker stop is optional giving you an extra chance to get either the Best or Worst Poker Hand of the day and win a prize for each Six stops in total are allocated along the 100 mile route Itrsquos so much fun itrsquos wonderful to be able to host a fundraiser that puts a smile on everyonersquos facerdquo Once back at the Columbus Center of S Windsor there is a family style dinner and an opportunity to participate in a 5050 Draw a Chinese Auction and a Gift Certificate Grab Bag There are Door Prizes for the ride participants using their Free Door Prize ticket they received upon Registration Good goes on to welcome non-riders as there are DINNER ONLY TICKETS available for $25 each and when purchasing in a set of 2 tickets a tax receipt for $20 will be issued Shar reiterates ldquoBikers Sponsors Volunteers amp Contributors to the event make it happen We have been blessed in the past and again this year with this event being sponsored by DIAMOND SPONSORSHIPS Biz X The Leaf Families First amp Leather King and RUBY SPONSORSHIPS UNIFOR Local 444 Robinson Motorcycle Avon Canada Fran Sales CrsquoEst Bon Lone Wolf Clubhouse Comfort Inn Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery Pelee Island Winery Sandbar Waterfront Grill Steversquos Auto Shine Birdiersquos Perch Canadian Tire (Tecumseh Rd E Windsor) Molson Coors and Belt Drive Betty The contributions of businesses in our community of door prizes and auction items add personality to the event

Good is happy to report ldquoTo date the Ride for MS has raised $33900 that has been used in assisting those with MS to subsidize the purchase of much needed assisted that enhance the quality of their

Continued Next Page

ON News Events

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livesrdquo As Event Planner amp Creator Good observes first hand how the money raised facilitates those living with multiple sclerosis Having MS herself she works with the Windsor-Essex County Chapter as a past board member aiding their membership almost on a daily basis Good reflects on her past involvement with the society and what she learned ldquoI was amazed with how much the special equipment cost and was surprised with the amounts that were not covered The depths that the society had to go through to make sure people with MS got

the equipment they needed when they needed it amazed merdquo This is where the Ride for MS and the funds raised from this event come into play ldquoThe society informs the participant of this event annually at the dinner as to how the funds raised were used which is importantrdquo says Good ldquothe feeling you get when a recipient of these funds find out you are a participant of the event that helped them obtain a piece of equipment gives you a hug and says thank you is surrealrdquoJoin us on Sunday September 21st and make someonersquos wish for a better quality of life become a reality For more information you may contact Shar at (519) 798-3858 or by email at shar54xplornetca SUBJECT Ride for MS

ON News Events

Whatever you do in life always give 100 Unless yoursquore

donating blood

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Grand Bendrsquos ldquoVintage Bike DaysrdquoThis years Annual ldquoShow amp Shinerdquo event will be held in Grand Bend and takes place on Sunday July 20 2014 from 1000am until around 1pm right on Grand Bendrsquos Main Street (exact location will be announced soon)Again this year there is no registration fee no official judging no vendors and itrsquos NOT a swap-meet but there will be a group ride from Main Street to the Grand Bend MOTORPLEX Raceway

to enjoy the Vintage Road Racing Associations ldquoSUMMER CLASSICrdquo EventVintage related club and group displays are encouragedJust show up and proudly show off your scooters and motorcycles All makes and models of Vintage amp Classic bikes are most welcomeFind us on Facebook httpwwwfacebookcompagesGrand-Bends-Vintage-Bike-Days204561802964090sk=wallampapp_data

HHR RouteDetails are here We are assembling in front of the HQ building at CFB Trenton with the ride departing at 1145 Due to some issues related to our permit that could not be resolved in the short time remaining before our Ride we in the interest in safety and the show must go on have decided to move our Rally to the Whitby Entertainment Centrum This is where the ride will end It is the same location as our assembly last yearJoin us as we welcome home our HEROES as the mission has ended in Afghanistan for our Canadian ForcesHope to see many of you there

ON Events

2930 Haldimand Road 20 Cayuga1st Annual Autism Rodeo amp Family Day Charity Event to raise funds for Autism

11am-5pm Family Time bull Live bands ~ TBAbull Kids Gamesbull Face Paintingbull Free BBQ amp Drink with admission

5pm-2am Adults ONLY~Rodeo Timebull Motorcycle Gamesbull Show N Shine bull Pig Roastbull Live Bands ~ TBAbull Beer Kegs

Overnight Camping (Adults Only) Sponsors

raquo Motorcycle Enhancements raquo Tattz AndCompany raquo Black widow paintball amp Airsoftl raquo Mainway Sports raquo Action Auto raquo Paula Manto Swick Registered Disability

Savings Plan Rep raquo CrazeePaint Airbrushing

VendorsTattz AndCompanyBlack widow Paintball amp AirsoftPaula Manto Swick Registered Disability Savings Plan Rep

All proceeds go to Autism Awarenes

Autism Rodeo amp Family Day - August 2nd 2014

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ON Events

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ON Events

Why a round pizza gets delivered in a square box

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ON Events

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ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo Winner of Combined SOAR and RACE Events Get CSBK National Support (csbkca)This Ontario motorcycle roadracing season sanctioning groups SOAR and RACE are working together with a pair of Series race

weekends SOAR is hosting the RACE group at Grand Bend Raceway on June 13-15 while RACE returns the favor by hosting SOAR racers at Shannonville Motorsport Park June 27-29 As part of this co-promotion Dunlop racing tire distributor Pro 6 Cycle and the National Mopar CSBK organizing group have also joined up to provide a special bonus for Amateur Sport Bike

Continued Next Page

Dunlop Amateur Showdown winner to get National support

Sports - News Events

ADULTA person who has stopped

growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle

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class (approx 600cc) competitors A two round points-paying Series will recognize the appropriate Sport Bike-type class races at the SOAR and RACE-hosted events determining the top rising star in that category The racer who achieves the best combined result from the two race ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo will receive a competition award sponsoring their entry for the final Amateur Sport Bike Mopar CSBK National rounds at Canadian Tire Motorsport Park August 15-17Dunlop distributor Pro 6 Cycle and CSBK will supply competitor entry and racing tires to the winner of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo for the

CTMP National weekend The entry will include both Saturday and Sunday Amateur Sport Bike double header rounds with the successful Amateur competitor receiving a maximum of six Dunlop DOT-type class appropriate racing tires for use during the three day eventThe winning competitor must not have held a Pro motorcycle roadracing License nor can they have competed in more than two previous National races SOAR and RACE organizers will be the final judges of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo and ensure that all competitors respect the structure and spirit of the bonus competitionFor more information please check the SOAR (soaracingca) and RACE Events (Shannonvillecom) official web sites

Sports - News Events

DatesMay 16thJune 20thJuly 25thAugust 15thSeptember 12th

Registration opens at 5pm on the day of the event followed by racing at 7pm All racers must havevalid motorcycle drivers licensefull faced Snell 05 approved helmetgauntlet style leather glovesleather jacketleather bootscompetitors exceeding 120 mph will be required to wear full leathersMotorcycles must be in good working order and will be required to pass tech inspection prior to their first pass CLICK HERE for additional information on the Mission Raceway Park and their street legal Friday night races

2014 CMDRA Bracket Racing at Mission Raceway

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Sports Events

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

THE 27th

THREE DAY

May 171819 ndash 2014 ndash at Scotch Creek

All usual Classes ndash Entry $25 per day - $10 Vintage - Kids free

The Old Guy in 1971

Dean Seaman 2014

171819 ndash 2014 ndash171819 ndash 2014 ndash

This year the event will enter a new era with a two day Modern Trial

Total results will count for the overall Championship

Round 2 in Rocky Mountain House ABRound 3 in Ymir BC

We also have planned a Kids Trialon the Saturday night for

Both Electric and engine powered bikes Camping is good with Porta -Potties on site

Call for details of Motels etc

Phone Outlaw Dave for further info (250) 545-6139Directions - Follow the road to Scotch Creek from Hiway one West of Sorrento Then turn left

At Leopold road at the top of the hill after you leave town (Tire sign on left) red arrows from that point

A big thanks to the land owners for the use of this fantastic area

Modern Trial - Saturday amp Sunday - Vintage Monday Start time 10am all three days

13 13 13 13 13 13

For13 Immediate13 Release13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 May13 813 201413 13 CMDRA13 Announces13 Revised13 201413 Schedule13 13 The13 Canadian13 Motorcycle13 Drag13 Racing13 Association13 is13 releasing13 details13 of13 their13 updated13 201413 schedule13 The13 six13 race13 series13 which13 includes13 events13 in13 British13 Columbia13 Alberta13 and13 Ontario13 required13 revision13 following13 the13 unexpected13 announcement13 of13 the13 suspension13 of13 operations13 at13 one13 of13 the13 venues13 included13 in13 the13 original13 schedule13 13

Revised13 201413 Schedule13 June13 141513 13 Grand13 Bend13 Motorplex13 Grand13 Bend13 ON13 June13 2213 (113 day13 event)13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 July13 121313 13 13 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13 August13 232413 13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 Fort13 St13 John13 BC13 September13 6713 13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 September13 272813 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13

13

13 13

13 CMDRA13 Executive13 Director13 Kevin13 Shupac13 commented13 ldquoThe13 CMDRA13 is13 sincerely13 thankful13 for13 the13 support13 the13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 and13 Castrol13 Raceway13 and13 all13 of13 the13 tracks13 the13 CMDRA13 will13 visit13 in13 201413 We13 would13 also13 like13 to13 thank13 our13 members13 for13 their13 patience13 during13 the13 past13 four13 weeksrdquo13 13 13

13 13

infocmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 13 wwwcmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 1877580900813 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 TwitterCMDRA201413 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 Facebook13 CMDRA13

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR After your hands become coated with

grease your nose will begin to itch

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Did you know that BeltDriveBettycom has the most comprehensive database of Canadian Riding Clubs on the on the internet Wersquove revamped our Riding Club directory and wersquod like to know what you think Itrsquos indexed by Province and by Type of Riding Club for easy browsing

bull Brand Specificbull Cruising and Touringbull Military bull Lifestylebull Occupation-Relatedbull Rider Rights and Freedomsbull Vintagebull Sportsbull Womenrsquos Riding Clubsbull Motorcycle Ministries

httpwwwbeltdrivebettycomcommunityriding-clubs

TIP OF THE WEEK RIDING CLUBS section REVAMPED

on Facebook has photo albums for each province and month filled with tons of events

httpwwwfacebookcomCanadianMotorcycleEventsphotos_albums

Visit our page and go to the photos link once there click on albums to find the Province and month you are interested in

You can also use our national calendars at wwwcanadianmotorcycleeventscom - filled with even more event information you can sort them right down to only one province and they are highly shareable

Our CANADIAN MOTORCYCLE EVENTS

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

ldquoIf yoursquore going to kill each other do it outside I just finished cleaningrdquo

Website Tip of the Week

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Tides roll in and tides roll out

There arenrsquot too many things in life that are predictable but ocean tides are one of them

Our family just returned from a short vacation on a Vancouver Island beach and I found the tides fascinating

Incoming tides covered the beach and at high tide you could literally see all the sandcastles wood forts and creations literally disappear under the water never to be seen again

The outgoing tides revealed a clean fresh canvas and some sea-life caught in the tidal pools left behind or laying helplessly on the beach Seagulls swooped down to shell covered areas of the beach in search of oysters that had been stranded on the half kilometer sandy beach as the eagles hovered above looking for their next snack

I could not help but think about the lsquoTides of Lifersquo where we know that until our number comes up and we face eternal judgment each day the sun will come up we will spend time with those people whom we love (family friends) and with people whom we would most likely prefer not to be spending time with (school work) and we will experience all the good and not so good that the

tides of life bring our way Night will come and in the morning we will repeat the cycle all over again

As a born-again believer I felt the tide analogy was an appropriate one The ocean washes away everything left on the beach and when we ask Christ for the forgiveness of our sins he literally washes them away Check out this verse from ldquoOur Ownerrsquos Manual for Liferdquo found in Psalm 103 verse 12 ldquoHe has removed our sins as far from us as the east is from the westrdquo

Our biker church exists to take the ldquoGood Newsrdquo and the ldquoSalvation Messagerdquo to un-churched bikers here on the West Coast In fact our prayer is that the Holy Spirit would become like a raging wildfire touching the hearts and lives of bikers resulting in an assurance of eternity with our Jesus in heaven and a life on this earth that takes on new meaning and purpose

If you think riding your scoot along a seaside highway on a hot summerrsquos day is something special just wait until you do it when Jesus Christ is at the controls of your lifehellip there is no greater lsquohighrsquo and bigger lsquorushrsquo than this All it takes is a few short words ask Jesus to forgive you for your sins tell him you that you want him to be Lord of your life Follow this up with prayer and bible reading and oh yeahhellip believe that he does in fact lsquohave your backrsquo in this life

Ride safe Ride true

Pastor Chuck

Canadian Riders Support Program Network

By joining the Canadian Riders Support Program you volunteer to provide assistance to broken down riders in your area This assistance may include providing information about nearby repair shops towing accommodations making phone calls providing directions etc While some Canadian Riders have expressed that they would be able to provide help with tools wrenching towing and even temporary accommodations the level of assistance you may provide is totally up to you as you feel comfortable and safe to do soLetrsquos face it most of us have been there away from home and broke down by the side of the road Canadian Rider Members are also listed in Belt Drive Bettyrsquos Little Black Book a resource directory currently carried in the saddlebags of thousands of Canadian Riders As a ldquoThank Yourdquo from Belt Drive Betty Canadian Riders Support Network Members receive The Busted Knuckle Chronicles E-Subscription free of charge

Come join us at httpwwwcanadianridersca

Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events

Pastor Chuck

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G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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ON - Events

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ON News - ON Events

If everything seems to be going well you have obviously

overlooked something

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Classified Ad of the Week

2002 Tiny Mite Cargo Trailer

Stock CTRL0033 Colour Blue Features Very clean trailer in excellent condition tons of storage good quality cargo trailer at a good price

Price $ 2495 CAD NO GST

Contact

Trike Zone

(780) 389-3344

Mulhurst Bay AB

Email edwardtrikezonecom

ON Events - Classified AD of the Week

Upcoming ON EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

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Join Veterans Law Enforement First Responders and their supporters from both Canada and the US on this overnight cross border ride to Wenatchee Washington June 7th 2014Check out httpcanamveteransrideweeblycom for details laquoHalf The Fun is Getting Thereraquo

Support Our Troops

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Support Our Troops

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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Support Our Troops

Upcoming SOT EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

Are you a veteran who owns a businessWould you like to promote your products or services but find advertising expensive

Get 50 off your first 6 months of advertisingContact Belt Drive Betty to find out about the

Veteranrsquos Business Starter Programbdbettygmailcom

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Tee Shirts Patches amp More in the BDB Store

We appreciate your support

wwwbdbstorecom

QC EVENTS

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What did the elephant say to the naked man How do you breathe through that

tiny thing

Ah lsquoFridayrsquo my second favorite F-word

August 7 - 10 2014 - In the Heart of Downtown MonctonThe MotoMoncton Festival was first launched in August of 2011 with motorcyclists from near and taking over Monctonrsquos downtown core This three-day event featured motorcycle stunt shows a burnout competition group rides throughout Southeastern New Brunswick a bike cruise through Moncton live entertainment on Main Street and much moreIn 2012 the City of Moncton was pleased to host another weekend of motorcycle madness in downtown Moncton and to welcome bikers from across the region and across the country as the city hosted both MotoMoncton and the 17th Canadian National Harley Owners Group Rally Moncton was honoured to be chosen as host city for this national event and together with MotoMoncton the HOG Rally proved to be yet another exciting motorcycle weekend in the cityThis past August 2013 MotoMoncton organizers were yet again pleased to host another successful weekend of exciting activity with thousands visiting the festival grounds throughout the weekend

The festival an initiative of the City of Moncton is made possible by the support of various partners including Downtown Moncton Centre-Ville Inc various local motorcycle dealers and clubs and other community partners

For more information and sponsorship enquiries please contact 506-383-7020 506-877-7700 of by Email infomotomonctoncaOr visit motomonctonca

MOTO MONCTON NB EVENTS

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What are three words a woman never wants to hear when shersquos making love ldquoHoney Irsquom homerdquo

NB EVENTS

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club would be very pleased if you would help support our up coming charity event in support of the DECH Childrenrsquos Ward

This year our Toy Ride takes place June 14th 2014 We are celebrating our 30th Ride Register early to receive a limited Edition 30th Anniversary Shirt

Registration forms online at

httpfrederictonmotorcycleclubcaHomephp

The ride begins at the parking lot of the Canadian Tire Two Nations Crossing (North Side) On site registration between 930 am amp 1045 am Ride begins at 11 am sharp

The Motorcyclist will enjoy a scenic country ride via Nashwack Bridge to Stanley At the Stanley school there will be a barbeque Show-N-Shine 5050 draw silent auction etc

The group will return via the Royal Road ending up at the DECH for the presentations of the Toys and monies raised to the Child Life Unit of the DECH

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club has been the most consistent supporter of the DECH Childrenrsquos Life Unit since 1985 All of the funds raised and Toys collected go to the hospitalized Children

Please share this email with all your friends Help us Brighten A Childrsquos Stay

Fredricton Motorcycle Club Toy Ride

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Where Royal Canadian Legion Branch 350 Port DalhousieWhen Saturday 7 June Blessing starts 11am followed by the Show and Shine

Show and Shine Entry fee $1000

11 trophies up for grabsbull Best in Show 1st 2nd 3rd placebull Best cruiser 1st amp 2nd placebull Best touring 1st and 2nd placebull Best sport bike 1st amp 2nd placebull Best sport touring 1st amp 2nd place

BBQ burgers and sausage on a bun for sale 5050 draw coffee and donutsAll proceeds to support the Royal Canadian Legion Port DalhousieI challenge all Bike clubs in the Niagara area to attend this wonderful event Hosted by the Working Stiffs Riding ClubCanadian Legion Branch 350 Located at 600 Ontario St St Catharines ON L2N 7P8 (Known as Port Dalhousie ) 905-934-1261 Please use Joe Caruso as a contact andor myself Joes email address is kawasaki07bellnet andor faronleonardhotmailcom Thank You look forward to meeting some day

Blessing of the Motorbikersquos and Show and Shine

NB News Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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Actor WisdomThere are four questions of value in lifehellip What is sacred Of what is the spirit made What is worth living for and what is worth dying for The answer to each is the same Only love~ Johnny Depp

Polymath WisdomBelieve none of what you hear and half of what you see- Benjamin Franklin

Spiritual Leader WisdomHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else yoursquore the one who gets burned ~ Buddha

Educator WisdomPeople who consider themselves victims of their circumstances will always remain victims unless they develop a greater vision for their lives ~ Stedman Graham~

Spiritual Teacher WisdomIt is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living ~ Eckhart Tolle

Lithographer WisdomA positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort ndash Herm Albright

I just got back from a pleasure trip I took my mother-in-law to

the airport

WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events

R RWYZWMNrsquoSWORDS TO THE WISE

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Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

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I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

Select Arrows to view events

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A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

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Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

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The 2014 ldquoRide for MSrdquo now in its 6th year is on Sunday September 21 2014 Shar Good Event Organizer recounts ldquoIt has been a learning experience receiving the help of Mike Bechard of the Lone Wolf Clubhouse back in the beginning to bring to life my dream of an event such as this since my diagnosis of Multiple

Sclerosis in 1985 I wanted to make a difference and help in any way I couldrdquo Good explains ldquoMultiple Sclerosis is the most commonly diagnosed neurological disease found in individuals between the ages of 15 to 40mdashthis area of Southwestern Ontario has a high number of affected people Reports from local neurologists tell us that approximately 700 to 800 citizens in our area have been diagnosedGood went on to say ldquoAll motorcycle riders are welcome to participate in the Ride for MS poker run to benefit the Windsor-Essex County Chapter of the MS Society of Canada This great ride starts and ends with a full course family style dinner at the Columbus Center of South Windsor 2014 Columbus Drive in Windsor Registration begins at 900AM and will run until 1030AM Registration Fees are as follows Rider $30 (FREE with $100 in Pledges) Passenger $20 (Free with $100 in Pledges) Participants are encouraged to collect pledges to receive pledge awards that start at $200 with Gas Cards awarded for pledges starting at $250 The Pledge Award Tier is provided on the pledge sheet available for download at wwwlonewolfclubhousecom and wwwmssocietycachaptersessexcommunityhtm The first stop of the poker run will be The Leaf in Windsor where you are welcome to have a full breakfast from the menu followed by stops at The

Sandbar Waterfront Grill (providing lunch specials) Birdiersquos Perch out in Leamington (providing FREE bottled water) the Pelee Island Winery in Kingsville (providing FREE wine tasting) Crabby Joersquos in Essex with the last optional stop being at Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery where you will receive a 6th optional card for your poker handrdquo Shar goes on to explain the 6th poker stop is optional giving you an extra chance to get either the Best or Worst Poker Hand of the day and win a prize for each Six stops in total are allocated along the 100 mile route Itrsquos so much fun itrsquos wonderful to be able to host a fundraiser that puts a smile on everyonersquos facerdquo Once back at the Columbus Center of S Windsor there is a family style dinner and an opportunity to participate in a 5050 Draw a Chinese Auction and a Gift Certificate Grab Bag There are Door Prizes for the ride participants using their Free Door Prize ticket they received upon Registration Good goes on to welcome non-riders as there are DINNER ONLY TICKETS available for $25 each and when purchasing in a set of 2 tickets a tax receipt for $20 will be issued Shar reiterates ldquoBikers Sponsors Volunteers amp Contributors to the event make it happen We have been blessed in the past and again this year with this event being sponsored by DIAMOND SPONSORSHIPS Biz X The Leaf Families First amp Leather King and RUBY SPONSORSHIPS UNIFOR Local 444 Robinson Motorcycle Avon Canada Fran Sales CrsquoEst Bon Lone Wolf Clubhouse Comfort Inn Cramdonrsquos Tap amp Eatery Pelee Island Winery Sandbar Waterfront Grill Steversquos Auto Shine Birdiersquos Perch Canadian Tire (Tecumseh Rd E Windsor) Molson Coors and Belt Drive Betty The contributions of businesses in our community of door prizes and auction items add personality to the event

Good is happy to report ldquoTo date the Ride for MS has raised $33900 that has been used in assisting those with MS to subsidize the purchase of much needed assisted that enhance the quality of their

Continued Next Page

ON News Events

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livesrdquo As Event Planner amp Creator Good observes first hand how the money raised facilitates those living with multiple sclerosis Having MS herself she works with the Windsor-Essex County Chapter as a past board member aiding their membership almost on a daily basis Good reflects on her past involvement with the society and what she learned ldquoI was amazed with how much the special equipment cost and was surprised with the amounts that were not covered The depths that the society had to go through to make sure people with MS got

the equipment they needed when they needed it amazed merdquo This is where the Ride for MS and the funds raised from this event come into play ldquoThe society informs the participant of this event annually at the dinner as to how the funds raised were used which is importantrdquo says Good ldquothe feeling you get when a recipient of these funds find out you are a participant of the event that helped them obtain a piece of equipment gives you a hug and says thank you is surrealrdquoJoin us on Sunday September 21st and make someonersquos wish for a better quality of life become a reality For more information you may contact Shar at (519) 798-3858 or by email at shar54xplornetca SUBJECT Ride for MS

ON News Events

Whatever you do in life always give 100 Unless yoursquore

donating blood

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Grand Bendrsquos ldquoVintage Bike DaysrdquoThis years Annual ldquoShow amp Shinerdquo event will be held in Grand Bend and takes place on Sunday July 20 2014 from 1000am until around 1pm right on Grand Bendrsquos Main Street (exact location will be announced soon)Again this year there is no registration fee no official judging no vendors and itrsquos NOT a swap-meet but there will be a group ride from Main Street to the Grand Bend MOTORPLEX Raceway

to enjoy the Vintage Road Racing Associations ldquoSUMMER CLASSICrdquo EventVintage related club and group displays are encouragedJust show up and proudly show off your scooters and motorcycles All makes and models of Vintage amp Classic bikes are most welcomeFind us on Facebook httpwwwfacebookcompagesGrand-Bends-Vintage-Bike-Days204561802964090sk=wallampapp_data

HHR RouteDetails are here We are assembling in front of the HQ building at CFB Trenton with the ride departing at 1145 Due to some issues related to our permit that could not be resolved in the short time remaining before our Ride we in the interest in safety and the show must go on have decided to move our Rally to the Whitby Entertainment Centrum This is where the ride will end It is the same location as our assembly last yearJoin us as we welcome home our HEROES as the mission has ended in Afghanistan for our Canadian ForcesHope to see many of you there

ON Events

2930 Haldimand Road 20 Cayuga1st Annual Autism Rodeo amp Family Day Charity Event to raise funds for Autism

11am-5pm Family Time bull Live bands ~ TBAbull Kids Gamesbull Face Paintingbull Free BBQ amp Drink with admission

5pm-2am Adults ONLY~Rodeo Timebull Motorcycle Gamesbull Show N Shine bull Pig Roastbull Live Bands ~ TBAbull Beer Kegs

Overnight Camping (Adults Only) Sponsors

raquo Motorcycle Enhancements raquo Tattz AndCompany raquo Black widow paintball amp Airsoftl raquo Mainway Sports raquo Action Auto raquo Paula Manto Swick Registered Disability

Savings Plan Rep raquo CrazeePaint Airbrushing

VendorsTattz AndCompanyBlack widow Paintball amp AirsoftPaula Manto Swick Registered Disability Savings Plan Rep

All proceeds go to Autism Awarenes

Autism Rodeo amp Family Day - August 2nd 2014

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ON Events

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Why a round pizza gets delivered in a square box

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ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo Winner of Combined SOAR and RACE Events Get CSBK National Support (csbkca)This Ontario motorcycle roadracing season sanctioning groups SOAR and RACE are working together with a pair of Series race

weekends SOAR is hosting the RACE group at Grand Bend Raceway on June 13-15 while RACE returns the favor by hosting SOAR racers at Shannonville Motorsport Park June 27-29 As part of this co-promotion Dunlop racing tire distributor Pro 6 Cycle and the National Mopar CSBK organizing group have also joined up to provide a special bonus for Amateur Sport Bike

Continued Next Page

Dunlop Amateur Showdown winner to get National support

Sports - News Events

ADULTA person who has stopped

growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle

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class (approx 600cc) competitors A two round points-paying Series will recognize the appropriate Sport Bike-type class races at the SOAR and RACE-hosted events determining the top rising star in that category The racer who achieves the best combined result from the two race ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo will receive a competition award sponsoring their entry for the final Amateur Sport Bike Mopar CSBK National rounds at Canadian Tire Motorsport Park August 15-17Dunlop distributor Pro 6 Cycle and CSBK will supply competitor entry and racing tires to the winner of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo for the

CTMP National weekend The entry will include both Saturday and Sunday Amateur Sport Bike double header rounds with the successful Amateur competitor receiving a maximum of six Dunlop DOT-type class appropriate racing tires for use during the three day eventThe winning competitor must not have held a Pro motorcycle roadracing License nor can they have competed in more than two previous National races SOAR and RACE organizers will be the final judges of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo and ensure that all competitors respect the structure and spirit of the bonus competitionFor more information please check the SOAR (soaracingca) and RACE Events (Shannonvillecom) official web sites

Sports - News Events

DatesMay 16thJune 20thJuly 25thAugust 15thSeptember 12th

Registration opens at 5pm on the day of the event followed by racing at 7pm All racers must havevalid motorcycle drivers licensefull faced Snell 05 approved helmetgauntlet style leather glovesleather jacketleather bootscompetitors exceeding 120 mph will be required to wear full leathersMotorcycles must be in good working order and will be required to pass tech inspection prior to their first pass CLICK HERE for additional information on the Mission Raceway Park and their street legal Friday night races

2014 CMDRA Bracket Racing at Mission Raceway

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Sports Events

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

THE 27th

THREE DAY

May 171819 ndash 2014 ndash at Scotch Creek

All usual Classes ndash Entry $25 per day - $10 Vintage - Kids free

The Old Guy in 1971

Dean Seaman 2014

171819 ndash 2014 ndash171819 ndash 2014 ndash

This year the event will enter a new era with a two day Modern Trial

Total results will count for the overall Championship

Round 2 in Rocky Mountain House ABRound 3 in Ymir BC

We also have planned a Kids Trialon the Saturday night for

Both Electric and engine powered bikes Camping is good with Porta -Potties on site

Call for details of Motels etc

Phone Outlaw Dave for further info (250) 545-6139Directions - Follow the road to Scotch Creek from Hiway one West of Sorrento Then turn left

At Leopold road at the top of the hill after you leave town (Tire sign on left) red arrows from that point

A big thanks to the land owners for the use of this fantastic area

Modern Trial - Saturday amp Sunday - Vintage Monday Start time 10am all three days

13 13 13 13 13 13

For13 Immediate13 Release13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 May13 813 201413 13 CMDRA13 Announces13 Revised13 201413 Schedule13 13 The13 Canadian13 Motorcycle13 Drag13 Racing13 Association13 is13 releasing13 details13 of13 their13 updated13 201413 schedule13 The13 six13 race13 series13 which13 includes13 events13 in13 British13 Columbia13 Alberta13 and13 Ontario13 required13 revision13 following13 the13 unexpected13 announcement13 of13 the13 suspension13 of13 operations13 at13 one13 of13 the13 venues13 included13 in13 the13 original13 schedule13 13

Revised13 201413 Schedule13 June13 141513 13 Grand13 Bend13 Motorplex13 Grand13 Bend13 ON13 June13 2213 (113 day13 event)13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 July13 121313 13 13 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13 August13 232413 13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 Fort13 St13 John13 BC13 September13 6713 13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 September13 272813 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13

13

13 13

13 CMDRA13 Executive13 Director13 Kevin13 Shupac13 commented13 ldquoThe13 CMDRA13 is13 sincerely13 thankful13 for13 the13 support13 the13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 and13 Castrol13 Raceway13 and13 all13 of13 the13 tracks13 the13 CMDRA13 will13 visit13 in13 201413 We13 would13 also13 like13 to13 thank13 our13 members13 for13 their13 patience13 during13 the13 past13 four13 weeksrdquo13 13 13

13 13

infocmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 13 wwwcmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 1877580900813 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 TwitterCMDRA201413 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 Facebook13 CMDRA13

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR After your hands become coated with

grease your nose will begin to itch

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Did you know that BeltDriveBettycom has the most comprehensive database of Canadian Riding Clubs on the on the internet Wersquove revamped our Riding Club directory and wersquod like to know what you think Itrsquos indexed by Province and by Type of Riding Club for easy browsing

bull Brand Specificbull Cruising and Touringbull Military bull Lifestylebull Occupation-Relatedbull Rider Rights and Freedomsbull Vintagebull Sportsbull Womenrsquos Riding Clubsbull Motorcycle Ministries

httpwwwbeltdrivebettycomcommunityriding-clubs

TIP OF THE WEEK RIDING CLUBS section REVAMPED

on Facebook has photo albums for each province and month filled with tons of events

httpwwwfacebookcomCanadianMotorcycleEventsphotos_albums

Visit our page and go to the photos link once there click on albums to find the Province and month you are interested in

You can also use our national calendars at wwwcanadianmotorcycleeventscom - filled with even more event information you can sort them right down to only one province and they are highly shareable

Our CANADIAN MOTORCYCLE EVENTS

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

ldquoIf yoursquore going to kill each other do it outside I just finished cleaningrdquo

Website Tip of the Week

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Tides roll in and tides roll out

There arenrsquot too many things in life that are predictable but ocean tides are one of them

Our family just returned from a short vacation on a Vancouver Island beach and I found the tides fascinating

Incoming tides covered the beach and at high tide you could literally see all the sandcastles wood forts and creations literally disappear under the water never to be seen again

The outgoing tides revealed a clean fresh canvas and some sea-life caught in the tidal pools left behind or laying helplessly on the beach Seagulls swooped down to shell covered areas of the beach in search of oysters that had been stranded on the half kilometer sandy beach as the eagles hovered above looking for their next snack

I could not help but think about the lsquoTides of Lifersquo where we know that until our number comes up and we face eternal judgment each day the sun will come up we will spend time with those people whom we love (family friends) and with people whom we would most likely prefer not to be spending time with (school work) and we will experience all the good and not so good that the

tides of life bring our way Night will come and in the morning we will repeat the cycle all over again

As a born-again believer I felt the tide analogy was an appropriate one The ocean washes away everything left on the beach and when we ask Christ for the forgiveness of our sins he literally washes them away Check out this verse from ldquoOur Ownerrsquos Manual for Liferdquo found in Psalm 103 verse 12 ldquoHe has removed our sins as far from us as the east is from the westrdquo

Our biker church exists to take the ldquoGood Newsrdquo and the ldquoSalvation Messagerdquo to un-churched bikers here on the West Coast In fact our prayer is that the Holy Spirit would become like a raging wildfire touching the hearts and lives of bikers resulting in an assurance of eternity with our Jesus in heaven and a life on this earth that takes on new meaning and purpose

If you think riding your scoot along a seaside highway on a hot summerrsquos day is something special just wait until you do it when Jesus Christ is at the controls of your lifehellip there is no greater lsquohighrsquo and bigger lsquorushrsquo than this All it takes is a few short words ask Jesus to forgive you for your sins tell him you that you want him to be Lord of your life Follow this up with prayer and bible reading and oh yeahhellip believe that he does in fact lsquohave your backrsquo in this life

Ride safe Ride true

Pastor Chuck

Canadian Riders Support Program Network

By joining the Canadian Riders Support Program you volunteer to provide assistance to broken down riders in your area This assistance may include providing information about nearby repair shops towing accommodations making phone calls providing directions etc While some Canadian Riders have expressed that they would be able to provide help with tools wrenching towing and even temporary accommodations the level of assistance you may provide is totally up to you as you feel comfortable and safe to do soLetrsquos face it most of us have been there away from home and broke down by the side of the road Canadian Rider Members are also listed in Belt Drive Bettyrsquos Little Black Book a resource directory currently carried in the saddlebags of thousands of Canadian Riders As a ldquoThank Yourdquo from Belt Drive Betty Canadian Riders Support Network Members receive The Busted Knuckle Chronicles E-Subscription free of charge

Come join us at httpwwwcanadianridersca

Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events

Pastor Chuck

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G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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ON - Events

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ON News - ON Events

If everything seems to be going well you have obviously

overlooked something

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Classified Ad of the Week

2002 Tiny Mite Cargo Trailer

Stock CTRL0033 Colour Blue Features Very clean trailer in excellent condition tons of storage good quality cargo trailer at a good price

Price $ 2495 CAD NO GST

Contact

Trike Zone

(780) 389-3344

Mulhurst Bay AB

Email edwardtrikezonecom

ON Events - Classified AD of the Week

Upcoming ON EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

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Join Veterans Law Enforement First Responders and their supporters from both Canada and the US on this overnight cross border ride to Wenatchee Washington June 7th 2014Check out httpcanamveteransrideweeblycom for details laquoHalf The Fun is Getting Thereraquo

Support Our Troops

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Support Our Troops

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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Support Our Troops

Upcoming SOT EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

Are you a veteran who owns a businessWould you like to promote your products or services but find advertising expensive

Get 50 off your first 6 months of advertisingContact Belt Drive Betty to find out about the

Veteranrsquos Business Starter Programbdbettygmailcom

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Tee Shirts Patches amp More in the BDB Store

We appreciate your support

wwwbdbstorecom

QC EVENTS

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What did the elephant say to the naked man How do you breathe through that

tiny thing

Ah lsquoFridayrsquo my second favorite F-word

August 7 - 10 2014 - In the Heart of Downtown MonctonThe MotoMoncton Festival was first launched in August of 2011 with motorcyclists from near and taking over Monctonrsquos downtown core This three-day event featured motorcycle stunt shows a burnout competition group rides throughout Southeastern New Brunswick a bike cruise through Moncton live entertainment on Main Street and much moreIn 2012 the City of Moncton was pleased to host another weekend of motorcycle madness in downtown Moncton and to welcome bikers from across the region and across the country as the city hosted both MotoMoncton and the 17th Canadian National Harley Owners Group Rally Moncton was honoured to be chosen as host city for this national event and together with MotoMoncton the HOG Rally proved to be yet another exciting motorcycle weekend in the cityThis past August 2013 MotoMoncton organizers were yet again pleased to host another successful weekend of exciting activity with thousands visiting the festival grounds throughout the weekend

The festival an initiative of the City of Moncton is made possible by the support of various partners including Downtown Moncton Centre-Ville Inc various local motorcycle dealers and clubs and other community partners

For more information and sponsorship enquiries please contact 506-383-7020 506-877-7700 of by Email infomotomonctoncaOr visit motomonctonca

MOTO MONCTON NB EVENTS

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What are three words a woman never wants to hear when shersquos making love ldquoHoney Irsquom homerdquo

NB EVENTS

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club would be very pleased if you would help support our up coming charity event in support of the DECH Childrenrsquos Ward

This year our Toy Ride takes place June 14th 2014 We are celebrating our 30th Ride Register early to receive a limited Edition 30th Anniversary Shirt

Registration forms online at

httpfrederictonmotorcycleclubcaHomephp

The ride begins at the parking lot of the Canadian Tire Two Nations Crossing (North Side) On site registration between 930 am amp 1045 am Ride begins at 11 am sharp

The Motorcyclist will enjoy a scenic country ride via Nashwack Bridge to Stanley At the Stanley school there will be a barbeque Show-N-Shine 5050 draw silent auction etc

The group will return via the Royal Road ending up at the DECH for the presentations of the Toys and monies raised to the Child Life Unit of the DECH

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club has been the most consistent supporter of the DECH Childrenrsquos Life Unit since 1985 All of the funds raised and Toys collected go to the hospitalized Children

Please share this email with all your friends Help us Brighten A Childrsquos Stay

Fredricton Motorcycle Club Toy Ride

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Where Royal Canadian Legion Branch 350 Port DalhousieWhen Saturday 7 June Blessing starts 11am followed by the Show and Shine

Show and Shine Entry fee $1000

11 trophies up for grabsbull Best in Show 1st 2nd 3rd placebull Best cruiser 1st amp 2nd placebull Best touring 1st and 2nd placebull Best sport bike 1st amp 2nd placebull Best sport touring 1st amp 2nd place

BBQ burgers and sausage on a bun for sale 5050 draw coffee and donutsAll proceeds to support the Royal Canadian Legion Port DalhousieI challenge all Bike clubs in the Niagara area to attend this wonderful event Hosted by the Working Stiffs Riding ClubCanadian Legion Branch 350 Located at 600 Ontario St St Catharines ON L2N 7P8 (Known as Port Dalhousie ) 905-934-1261 Please use Joe Caruso as a contact andor myself Joes email address is kawasaki07bellnet andor faronleonardhotmailcom Thank You look forward to meeting some day

Blessing of the Motorbikersquos and Show and Shine

NB News Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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Actor WisdomThere are four questions of value in lifehellip What is sacred Of what is the spirit made What is worth living for and what is worth dying for The answer to each is the same Only love~ Johnny Depp

Polymath WisdomBelieve none of what you hear and half of what you see- Benjamin Franklin

Spiritual Leader WisdomHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else yoursquore the one who gets burned ~ Buddha

Educator WisdomPeople who consider themselves victims of their circumstances will always remain victims unless they develop a greater vision for their lives ~ Stedman Graham~

Spiritual Teacher WisdomIt is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living ~ Eckhart Tolle

Lithographer WisdomA positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort ndash Herm Albright

I just got back from a pleasure trip I took my mother-in-law to

the airport

WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events

R RWYZWMNrsquoSWORDS TO THE WISE

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Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

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I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

Select Arrows to view events

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A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

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Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

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  • From the Depths of File 13 - I Hate Mondays
  • AB News - Events
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  • Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events
  • RAGE - SK Events
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  • Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle
  • Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List
  • bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events
  • SK News - Word Search
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  • The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener
  • Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful
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livesrdquo As Event Planner amp Creator Good observes first hand how the money raised facilitates those living with multiple sclerosis Having MS herself she works with the Windsor-Essex County Chapter as a past board member aiding their membership almost on a daily basis Good reflects on her past involvement with the society and what she learned ldquoI was amazed with how much the special equipment cost and was surprised with the amounts that were not covered The depths that the society had to go through to make sure people with MS got

the equipment they needed when they needed it amazed merdquo This is where the Ride for MS and the funds raised from this event come into play ldquoThe society informs the participant of this event annually at the dinner as to how the funds raised were used which is importantrdquo says Good ldquothe feeling you get when a recipient of these funds find out you are a participant of the event that helped them obtain a piece of equipment gives you a hug and says thank you is surrealrdquoJoin us on Sunday September 21st and make someonersquos wish for a better quality of life become a reality For more information you may contact Shar at (519) 798-3858 or by email at shar54xplornetca SUBJECT Ride for MS

ON News Events

Whatever you do in life always give 100 Unless yoursquore

donating blood

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Grand Bendrsquos ldquoVintage Bike DaysrdquoThis years Annual ldquoShow amp Shinerdquo event will be held in Grand Bend and takes place on Sunday July 20 2014 from 1000am until around 1pm right on Grand Bendrsquos Main Street (exact location will be announced soon)Again this year there is no registration fee no official judging no vendors and itrsquos NOT a swap-meet but there will be a group ride from Main Street to the Grand Bend MOTORPLEX Raceway

to enjoy the Vintage Road Racing Associations ldquoSUMMER CLASSICrdquo EventVintage related club and group displays are encouragedJust show up and proudly show off your scooters and motorcycles All makes and models of Vintage amp Classic bikes are most welcomeFind us on Facebook httpwwwfacebookcompagesGrand-Bends-Vintage-Bike-Days204561802964090sk=wallampapp_data

HHR RouteDetails are here We are assembling in front of the HQ building at CFB Trenton with the ride departing at 1145 Due to some issues related to our permit that could not be resolved in the short time remaining before our Ride we in the interest in safety and the show must go on have decided to move our Rally to the Whitby Entertainment Centrum This is where the ride will end It is the same location as our assembly last yearJoin us as we welcome home our HEROES as the mission has ended in Afghanistan for our Canadian ForcesHope to see many of you there

ON Events

2930 Haldimand Road 20 Cayuga1st Annual Autism Rodeo amp Family Day Charity Event to raise funds for Autism

11am-5pm Family Time bull Live bands ~ TBAbull Kids Gamesbull Face Paintingbull Free BBQ amp Drink with admission

5pm-2am Adults ONLY~Rodeo Timebull Motorcycle Gamesbull Show N Shine bull Pig Roastbull Live Bands ~ TBAbull Beer Kegs

Overnight Camping (Adults Only) Sponsors

raquo Motorcycle Enhancements raquo Tattz AndCompany raquo Black widow paintball amp Airsoftl raquo Mainway Sports raquo Action Auto raquo Paula Manto Swick Registered Disability

Savings Plan Rep raquo CrazeePaint Airbrushing

VendorsTattz AndCompanyBlack widow Paintball amp AirsoftPaula Manto Swick Registered Disability Savings Plan Rep

All proceeds go to Autism Awarenes

Autism Rodeo amp Family Day - August 2nd 2014

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ON Events

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ON Events

Why a round pizza gets delivered in a square box

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ON Events

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ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo Winner of Combined SOAR and RACE Events Get CSBK National Support (csbkca)This Ontario motorcycle roadracing season sanctioning groups SOAR and RACE are working together with a pair of Series race

weekends SOAR is hosting the RACE group at Grand Bend Raceway on June 13-15 while RACE returns the favor by hosting SOAR racers at Shannonville Motorsport Park June 27-29 As part of this co-promotion Dunlop racing tire distributor Pro 6 Cycle and the National Mopar CSBK organizing group have also joined up to provide a special bonus for Amateur Sport Bike

Continued Next Page

Dunlop Amateur Showdown winner to get National support

Sports - News Events

ADULTA person who has stopped

growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle

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class (approx 600cc) competitors A two round points-paying Series will recognize the appropriate Sport Bike-type class races at the SOAR and RACE-hosted events determining the top rising star in that category The racer who achieves the best combined result from the two race ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo will receive a competition award sponsoring their entry for the final Amateur Sport Bike Mopar CSBK National rounds at Canadian Tire Motorsport Park August 15-17Dunlop distributor Pro 6 Cycle and CSBK will supply competitor entry and racing tires to the winner of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo for the

CTMP National weekend The entry will include both Saturday and Sunday Amateur Sport Bike double header rounds with the successful Amateur competitor receiving a maximum of six Dunlop DOT-type class appropriate racing tires for use during the three day eventThe winning competitor must not have held a Pro motorcycle roadracing License nor can they have competed in more than two previous National races SOAR and RACE organizers will be the final judges of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo and ensure that all competitors respect the structure and spirit of the bonus competitionFor more information please check the SOAR (soaracingca) and RACE Events (Shannonvillecom) official web sites

Sports - News Events

DatesMay 16thJune 20thJuly 25thAugust 15thSeptember 12th

Registration opens at 5pm on the day of the event followed by racing at 7pm All racers must havevalid motorcycle drivers licensefull faced Snell 05 approved helmetgauntlet style leather glovesleather jacketleather bootscompetitors exceeding 120 mph will be required to wear full leathersMotorcycles must be in good working order and will be required to pass tech inspection prior to their first pass CLICK HERE for additional information on the Mission Raceway Park and their street legal Friday night races

2014 CMDRA Bracket Racing at Mission Raceway

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Sports Events

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

THE 27th

THREE DAY

May 171819 ndash 2014 ndash at Scotch Creek

All usual Classes ndash Entry $25 per day - $10 Vintage - Kids free

The Old Guy in 1971

Dean Seaman 2014

171819 ndash 2014 ndash171819 ndash 2014 ndash

This year the event will enter a new era with a two day Modern Trial

Total results will count for the overall Championship

Round 2 in Rocky Mountain House ABRound 3 in Ymir BC

We also have planned a Kids Trialon the Saturday night for

Both Electric and engine powered bikes Camping is good with Porta -Potties on site

Call for details of Motels etc

Phone Outlaw Dave for further info (250) 545-6139Directions - Follow the road to Scotch Creek from Hiway one West of Sorrento Then turn left

At Leopold road at the top of the hill after you leave town (Tire sign on left) red arrows from that point

A big thanks to the land owners for the use of this fantastic area

Modern Trial - Saturday amp Sunday - Vintage Monday Start time 10am all three days

13 13 13 13 13 13

For13 Immediate13 Release13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 May13 813 201413 13 CMDRA13 Announces13 Revised13 201413 Schedule13 13 The13 Canadian13 Motorcycle13 Drag13 Racing13 Association13 is13 releasing13 details13 of13 their13 updated13 201413 schedule13 The13 six13 race13 series13 which13 includes13 events13 in13 British13 Columbia13 Alberta13 and13 Ontario13 required13 revision13 following13 the13 unexpected13 announcement13 of13 the13 suspension13 of13 operations13 at13 one13 of13 the13 venues13 included13 in13 the13 original13 schedule13 13

Revised13 201413 Schedule13 June13 141513 13 Grand13 Bend13 Motorplex13 Grand13 Bend13 ON13 June13 2213 (113 day13 event)13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 July13 121313 13 13 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13 August13 232413 13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 Fort13 St13 John13 BC13 September13 6713 13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 September13 272813 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13

13

13 13

13 CMDRA13 Executive13 Director13 Kevin13 Shupac13 commented13 ldquoThe13 CMDRA13 is13 sincerely13 thankful13 for13 the13 support13 the13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 and13 Castrol13 Raceway13 and13 all13 of13 the13 tracks13 the13 CMDRA13 will13 visit13 in13 201413 We13 would13 also13 like13 to13 thank13 our13 members13 for13 their13 patience13 during13 the13 past13 four13 weeksrdquo13 13 13

13 13

infocmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 13 wwwcmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 1877580900813 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 TwitterCMDRA201413 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 Facebook13 CMDRA13

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR After your hands become coated with

grease your nose will begin to itch

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Did you know that BeltDriveBettycom has the most comprehensive database of Canadian Riding Clubs on the on the internet Wersquove revamped our Riding Club directory and wersquod like to know what you think Itrsquos indexed by Province and by Type of Riding Club for easy browsing

bull Brand Specificbull Cruising and Touringbull Military bull Lifestylebull Occupation-Relatedbull Rider Rights and Freedomsbull Vintagebull Sportsbull Womenrsquos Riding Clubsbull Motorcycle Ministries

httpwwwbeltdrivebettycomcommunityriding-clubs

TIP OF THE WEEK RIDING CLUBS section REVAMPED

on Facebook has photo albums for each province and month filled with tons of events

httpwwwfacebookcomCanadianMotorcycleEventsphotos_albums

Visit our page and go to the photos link once there click on albums to find the Province and month you are interested in

You can also use our national calendars at wwwcanadianmotorcycleeventscom - filled with even more event information you can sort them right down to only one province and they are highly shareable

Our CANADIAN MOTORCYCLE EVENTS

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

ldquoIf yoursquore going to kill each other do it outside I just finished cleaningrdquo

Website Tip of the Week

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Tides roll in and tides roll out

There arenrsquot too many things in life that are predictable but ocean tides are one of them

Our family just returned from a short vacation on a Vancouver Island beach and I found the tides fascinating

Incoming tides covered the beach and at high tide you could literally see all the sandcastles wood forts and creations literally disappear under the water never to be seen again

The outgoing tides revealed a clean fresh canvas and some sea-life caught in the tidal pools left behind or laying helplessly on the beach Seagulls swooped down to shell covered areas of the beach in search of oysters that had been stranded on the half kilometer sandy beach as the eagles hovered above looking for their next snack

I could not help but think about the lsquoTides of Lifersquo where we know that until our number comes up and we face eternal judgment each day the sun will come up we will spend time with those people whom we love (family friends) and with people whom we would most likely prefer not to be spending time with (school work) and we will experience all the good and not so good that the

tides of life bring our way Night will come and in the morning we will repeat the cycle all over again

As a born-again believer I felt the tide analogy was an appropriate one The ocean washes away everything left on the beach and when we ask Christ for the forgiveness of our sins he literally washes them away Check out this verse from ldquoOur Ownerrsquos Manual for Liferdquo found in Psalm 103 verse 12 ldquoHe has removed our sins as far from us as the east is from the westrdquo

Our biker church exists to take the ldquoGood Newsrdquo and the ldquoSalvation Messagerdquo to un-churched bikers here on the West Coast In fact our prayer is that the Holy Spirit would become like a raging wildfire touching the hearts and lives of bikers resulting in an assurance of eternity with our Jesus in heaven and a life on this earth that takes on new meaning and purpose

If you think riding your scoot along a seaside highway on a hot summerrsquos day is something special just wait until you do it when Jesus Christ is at the controls of your lifehellip there is no greater lsquohighrsquo and bigger lsquorushrsquo than this All it takes is a few short words ask Jesus to forgive you for your sins tell him you that you want him to be Lord of your life Follow this up with prayer and bible reading and oh yeahhellip believe that he does in fact lsquohave your backrsquo in this life

Ride safe Ride true

Pastor Chuck

Canadian Riders Support Program Network

By joining the Canadian Riders Support Program you volunteer to provide assistance to broken down riders in your area This assistance may include providing information about nearby repair shops towing accommodations making phone calls providing directions etc While some Canadian Riders have expressed that they would be able to provide help with tools wrenching towing and even temporary accommodations the level of assistance you may provide is totally up to you as you feel comfortable and safe to do soLetrsquos face it most of us have been there away from home and broke down by the side of the road Canadian Rider Members are also listed in Belt Drive Bettyrsquos Little Black Book a resource directory currently carried in the saddlebags of thousands of Canadian Riders As a ldquoThank Yourdquo from Belt Drive Betty Canadian Riders Support Network Members receive The Busted Knuckle Chronicles E-Subscription free of charge

Come join us at httpwwwcanadianridersca

Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events

Pastor Chuck

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G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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ON - Events

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ON News - ON Events

If everything seems to be going well you have obviously

overlooked something

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Classified Ad of the Week

2002 Tiny Mite Cargo Trailer

Stock CTRL0033 Colour Blue Features Very clean trailer in excellent condition tons of storage good quality cargo trailer at a good price

Price $ 2495 CAD NO GST

Contact

Trike Zone

(780) 389-3344

Mulhurst Bay AB

Email edwardtrikezonecom

ON Events - Classified AD of the Week

Upcoming ON EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

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Join Veterans Law Enforement First Responders and their supporters from both Canada and the US on this overnight cross border ride to Wenatchee Washington June 7th 2014Check out httpcanamveteransrideweeblycom for details laquoHalf The Fun is Getting Thereraquo

Support Our Troops

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Support Our Troops

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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Support Our Troops

Upcoming SOT EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

Are you a veteran who owns a businessWould you like to promote your products or services but find advertising expensive

Get 50 off your first 6 months of advertisingContact Belt Drive Betty to find out about the

Veteranrsquos Business Starter Programbdbettygmailcom

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Tee Shirts Patches amp More in the BDB Store

We appreciate your support

wwwbdbstorecom

QC EVENTS

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What did the elephant say to the naked man How do you breathe through that

tiny thing

Ah lsquoFridayrsquo my second favorite F-word

August 7 - 10 2014 - In the Heart of Downtown MonctonThe MotoMoncton Festival was first launched in August of 2011 with motorcyclists from near and taking over Monctonrsquos downtown core This three-day event featured motorcycle stunt shows a burnout competition group rides throughout Southeastern New Brunswick a bike cruise through Moncton live entertainment on Main Street and much moreIn 2012 the City of Moncton was pleased to host another weekend of motorcycle madness in downtown Moncton and to welcome bikers from across the region and across the country as the city hosted both MotoMoncton and the 17th Canadian National Harley Owners Group Rally Moncton was honoured to be chosen as host city for this national event and together with MotoMoncton the HOG Rally proved to be yet another exciting motorcycle weekend in the cityThis past August 2013 MotoMoncton organizers were yet again pleased to host another successful weekend of exciting activity with thousands visiting the festival grounds throughout the weekend

The festival an initiative of the City of Moncton is made possible by the support of various partners including Downtown Moncton Centre-Ville Inc various local motorcycle dealers and clubs and other community partners

For more information and sponsorship enquiries please contact 506-383-7020 506-877-7700 of by Email infomotomonctoncaOr visit motomonctonca

MOTO MONCTON NB EVENTS

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What are three words a woman never wants to hear when shersquos making love ldquoHoney Irsquom homerdquo

NB EVENTS

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club would be very pleased if you would help support our up coming charity event in support of the DECH Childrenrsquos Ward

This year our Toy Ride takes place June 14th 2014 We are celebrating our 30th Ride Register early to receive a limited Edition 30th Anniversary Shirt

Registration forms online at

httpfrederictonmotorcycleclubcaHomephp

The ride begins at the parking lot of the Canadian Tire Two Nations Crossing (North Side) On site registration between 930 am amp 1045 am Ride begins at 11 am sharp

The Motorcyclist will enjoy a scenic country ride via Nashwack Bridge to Stanley At the Stanley school there will be a barbeque Show-N-Shine 5050 draw silent auction etc

The group will return via the Royal Road ending up at the DECH for the presentations of the Toys and monies raised to the Child Life Unit of the DECH

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club has been the most consistent supporter of the DECH Childrenrsquos Life Unit since 1985 All of the funds raised and Toys collected go to the hospitalized Children

Please share this email with all your friends Help us Brighten A Childrsquos Stay

Fredricton Motorcycle Club Toy Ride

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Where Royal Canadian Legion Branch 350 Port DalhousieWhen Saturday 7 June Blessing starts 11am followed by the Show and Shine

Show and Shine Entry fee $1000

11 trophies up for grabsbull Best in Show 1st 2nd 3rd placebull Best cruiser 1st amp 2nd placebull Best touring 1st and 2nd placebull Best sport bike 1st amp 2nd placebull Best sport touring 1st amp 2nd place

BBQ burgers and sausage on a bun for sale 5050 draw coffee and donutsAll proceeds to support the Royal Canadian Legion Port DalhousieI challenge all Bike clubs in the Niagara area to attend this wonderful event Hosted by the Working Stiffs Riding ClubCanadian Legion Branch 350 Located at 600 Ontario St St Catharines ON L2N 7P8 (Known as Port Dalhousie ) 905-934-1261 Please use Joe Caruso as a contact andor myself Joes email address is kawasaki07bellnet andor faronleonardhotmailcom Thank You look forward to meeting some day

Blessing of the Motorbikersquos and Show and Shine

NB News Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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Actor WisdomThere are four questions of value in lifehellip What is sacred Of what is the spirit made What is worth living for and what is worth dying for The answer to each is the same Only love~ Johnny Depp

Polymath WisdomBelieve none of what you hear and half of what you see- Benjamin Franklin

Spiritual Leader WisdomHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else yoursquore the one who gets burned ~ Buddha

Educator WisdomPeople who consider themselves victims of their circumstances will always remain victims unless they develop a greater vision for their lives ~ Stedman Graham~

Spiritual Teacher WisdomIt is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living ~ Eckhart Tolle

Lithographer WisdomA positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort ndash Herm Albright

I just got back from a pleasure trip I took my mother-in-law to

the airport

WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events

R RWYZWMNrsquoSWORDS TO THE WISE

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Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

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NS Events

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I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

Select Arrows to view events

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A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

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Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

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  • Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List
  • bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events
  • SK News - Word Search
  • SK News Events
  • MB Events
  • The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener
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Grand Bendrsquos ldquoVintage Bike DaysrdquoThis years Annual ldquoShow amp Shinerdquo event will be held in Grand Bend and takes place on Sunday July 20 2014 from 1000am until around 1pm right on Grand Bendrsquos Main Street (exact location will be announced soon)Again this year there is no registration fee no official judging no vendors and itrsquos NOT a swap-meet but there will be a group ride from Main Street to the Grand Bend MOTORPLEX Raceway

to enjoy the Vintage Road Racing Associations ldquoSUMMER CLASSICrdquo EventVintage related club and group displays are encouragedJust show up and proudly show off your scooters and motorcycles All makes and models of Vintage amp Classic bikes are most welcomeFind us on Facebook httpwwwfacebookcompagesGrand-Bends-Vintage-Bike-Days204561802964090sk=wallampapp_data

HHR RouteDetails are here We are assembling in front of the HQ building at CFB Trenton with the ride departing at 1145 Due to some issues related to our permit that could not be resolved in the short time remaining before our Ride we in the interest in safety and the show must go on have decided to move our Rally to the Whitby Entertainment Centrum This is where the ride will end It is the same location as our assembly last yearJoin us as we welcome home our HEROES as the mission has ended in Afghanistan for our Canadian ForcesHope to see many of you there

ON Events

2930 Haldimand Road 20 Cayuga1st Annual Autism Rodeo amp Family Day Charity Event to raise funds for Autism

11am-5pm Family Time bull Live bands ~ TBAbull Kids Gamesbull Face Paintingbull Free BBQ amp Drink with admission

5pm-2am Adults ONLY~Rodeo Timebull Motorcycle Gamesbull Show N Shine bull Pig Roastbull Live Bands ~ TBAbull Beer Kegs

Overnight Camping (Adults Only) Sponsors

raquo Motorcycle Enhancements raquo Tattz AndCompany raquo Black widow paintball amp Airsoftl raquo Mainway Sports raquo Action Auto raquo Paula Manto Swick Registered Disability

Savings Plan Rep raquo CrazeePaint Airbrushing

VendorsTattz AndCompanyBlack widow Paintball amp AirsoftPaula Manto Swick Registered Disability Savings Plan Rep

All proceeds go to Autism Awarenes

Autism Rodeo amp Family Day - August 2nd 2014

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ON Events

Why a round pizza gets delivered in a square box

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ON Events

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ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo Winner of Combined SOAR and RACE Events Get CSBK National Support (csbkca)This Ontario motorcycle roadracing season sanctioning groups SOAR and RACE are working together with a pair of Series race

weekends SOAR is hosting the RACE group at Grand Bend Raceway on June 13-15 while RACE returns the favor by hosting SOAR racers at Shannonville Motorsport Park June 27-29 As part of this co-promotion Dunlop racing tire distributor Pro 6 Cycle and the National Mopar CSBK organizing group have also joined up to provide a special bonus for Amateur Sport Bike

Continued Next Page

Dunlop Amateur Showdown winner to get National support

Sports - News Events

ADULTA person who has stopped

growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle

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Continued from Previous Page

class (approx 600cc) competitors A two round points-paying Series will recognize the appropriate Sport Bike-type class races at the SOAR and RACE-hosted events determining the top rising star in that category The racer who achieves the best combined result from the two race ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo will receive a competition award sponsoring their entry for the final Amateur Sport Bike Mopar CSBK National rounds at Canadian Tire Motorsport Park August 15-17Dunlop distributor Pro 6 Cycle and CSBK will supply competitor entry and racing tires to the winner of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo for the

CTMP National weekend The entry will include both Saturday and Sunday Amateur Sport Bike double header rounds with the successful Amateur competitor receiving a maximum of six Dunlop DOT-type class appropriate racing tires for use during the three day eventThe winning competitor must not have held a Pro motorcycle roadracing License nor can they have competed in more than two previous National races SOAR and RACE organizers will be the final judges of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo and ensure that all competitors respect the structure and spirit of the bonus competitionFor more information please check the SOAR (soaracingca) and RACE Events (Shannonvillecom) official web sites

Sports - News Events

DatesMay 16thJune 20thJuly 25thAugust 15thSeptember 12th

Registration opens at 5pm on the day of the event followed by racing at 7pm All racers must havevalid motorcycle drivers licensefull faced Snell 05 approved helmetgauntlet style leather glovesleather jacketleather bootscompetitors exceeding 120 mph will be required to wear full leathersMotorcycles must be in good working order and will be required to pass tech inspection prior to their first pass CLICK HERE for additional information on the Mission Raceway Park and their street legal Friday night races

2014 CMDRA Bracket Racing at Mission Raceway

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Sports Events

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

THE 27th

THREE DAY

May 171819 ndash 2014 ndash at Scotch Creek

All usual Classes ndash Entry $25 per day - $10 Vintage - Kids free

The Old Guy in 1971

Dean Seaman 2014

171819 ndash 2014 ndash171819 ndash 2014 ndash

This year the event will enter a new era with a two day Modern Trial

Total results will count for the overall Championship

Round 2 in Rocky Mountain House ABRound 3 in Ymir BC

We also have planned a Kids Trialon the Saturday night for

Both Electric and engine powered bikes Camping is good with Porta -Potties on site

Call for details of Motels etc

Phone Outlaw Dave for further info (250) 545-6139Directions - Follow the road to Scotch Creek from Hiway one West of Sorrento Then turn left

At Leopold road at the top of the hill after you leave town (Tire sign on left) red arrows from that point

A big thanks to the land owners for the use of this fantastic area

Modern Trial - Saturday amp Sunday - Vintage Monday Start time 10am all three days

13 13 13 13 13 13

For13 Immediate13 Release13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 May13 813 201413 13 CMDRA13 Announces13 Revised13 201413 Schedule13 13 The13 Canadian13 Motorcycle13 Drag13 Racing13 Association13 is13 releasing13 details13 of13 their13 updated13 201413 schedule13 The13 six13 race13 series13 which13 includes13 events13 in13 British13 Columbia13 Alberta13 and13 Ontario13 required13 revision13 following13 the13 unexpected13 announcement13 of13 the13 suspension13 of13 operations13 at13 one13 of13 the13 venues13 included13 in13 the13 original13 schedule13 13

Revised13 201413 Schedule13 June13 141513 13 Grand13 Bend13 Motorplex13 Grand13 Bend13 ON13 June13 2213 (113 day13 event)13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 July13 121313 13 13 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13 August13 232413 13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 Fort13 St13 John13 BC13 September13 6713 13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 September13 272813 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13

13

13 13

13 CMDRA13 Executive13 Director13 Kevin13 Shupac13 commented13 ldquoThe13 CMDRA13 is13 sincerely13 thankful13 for13 the13 support13 the13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 and13 Castrol13 Raceway13 and13 all13 of13 the13 tracks13 the13 CMDRA13 will13 visit13 in13 201413 We13 would13 also13 like13 to13 thank13 our13 members13 for13 their13 patience13 during13 the13 past13 four13 weeksrdquo13 13 13

13 13

infocmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 13 wwwcmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 1877580900813 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 TwitterCMDRA201413 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 Facebook13 CMDRA13

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR After your hands become coated with

grease your nose will begin to itch

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Did you know that BeltDriveBettycom has the most comprehensive database of Canadian Riding Clubs on the on the internet Wersquove revamped our Riding Club directory and wersquod like to know what you think Itrsquos indexed by Province and by Type of Riding Club for easy browsing

bull Brand Specificbull Cruising and Touringbull Military bull Lifestylebull Occupation-Relatedbull Rider Rights and Freedomsbull Vintagebull Sportsbull Womenrsquos Riding Clubsbull Motorcycle Ministries

httpwwwbeltdrivebettycomcommunityriding-clubs

TIP OF THE WEEK RIDING CLUBS section REVAMPED

on Facebook has photo albums for each province and month filled with tons of events

httpwwwfacebookcomCanadianMotorcycleEventsphotos_albums

Visit our page and go to the photos link once there click on albums to find the Province and month you are interested in

You can also use our national calendars at wwwcanadianmotorcycleeventscom - filled with even more event information you can sort them right down to only one province and they are highly shareable

Our CANADIAN MOTORCYCLE EVENTS

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

ldquoIf yoursquore going to kill each other do it outside I just finished cleaningrdquo

Website Tip of the Week

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Tides roll in and tides roll out

There arenrsquot too many things in life that are predictable but ocean tides are one of them

Our family just returned from a short vacation on a Vancouver Island beach and I found the tides fascinating

Incoming tides covered the beach and at high tide you could literally see all the sandcastles wood forts and creations literally disappear under the water never to be seen again

The outgoing tides revealed a clean fresh canvas and some sea-life caught in the tidal pools left behind or laying helplessly on the beach Seagulls swooped down to shell covered areas of the beach in search of oysters that had been stranded on the half kilometer sandy beach as the eagles hovered above looking for their next snack

I could not help but think about the lsquoTides of Lifersquo where we know that until our number comes up and we face eternal judgment each day the sun will come up we will spend time with those people whom we love (family friends) and with people whom we would most likely prefer not to be spending time with (school work) and we will experience all the good and not so good that the

tides of life bring our way Night will come and in the morning we will repeat the cycle all over again

As a born-again believer I felt the tide analogy was an appropriate one The ocean washes away everything left on the beach and when we ask Christ for the forgiveness of our sins he literally washes them away Check out this verse from ldquoOur Ownerrsquos Manual for Liferdquo found in Psalm 103 verse 12 ldquoHe has removed our sins as far from us as the east is from the westrdquo

Our biker church exists to take the ldquoGood Newsrdquo and the ldquoSalvation Messagerdquo to un-churched bikers here on the West Coast In fact our prayer is that the Holy Spirit would become like a raging wildfire touching the hearts and lives of bikers resulting in an assurance of eternity with our Jesus in heaven and a life on this earth that takes on new meaning and purpose

If you think riding your scoot along a seaside highway on a hot summerrsquos day is something special just wait until you do it when Jesus Christ is at the controls of your lifehellip there is no greater lsquohighrsquo and bigger lsquorushrsquo than this All it takes is a few short words ask Jesus to forgive you for your sins tell him you that you want him to be Lord of your life Follow this up with prayer and bible reading and oh yeahhellip believe that he does in fact lsquohave your backrsquo in this life

Ride safe Ride true

Pastor Chuck

Canadian Riders Support Program Network

By joining the Canadian Riders Support Program you volunteer to provide assistance to broken down riders in your area This assistance may include providing information about nearby repair shops towing accommodations making phone calls providing directions etc While some Canadian Riders have expressed that they would be able to provide help with tools wrenching towing and even temporary accommodations the level of assistance you may provide is totally up to you as you feel comfortable and safe to do soLetrsquos face it most of us have been there away from home and broke down by the side of the road Canadian Rider Members are also listed in Belt Drive Bettyrsquos Little Black Book a resource directory currently carried in the saddlebags of thousands of Canadian Riders As a ldquoThank Yourdquo from Belt Drive Betty Canadian Riders Support Network Members receive The Busted Knuckle Chronicles E-Subscription free of charge

Come join us at httpwwwcanadianridersca

Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events

Pastor Chuck

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G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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ON - Events

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ON News - ON Events

If everything seems to be going well you have obviously

overlooked something

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Classified Ad of the Week

2002 Tiny Mite Cargo Trailer

Stock CTRL0033 Colour Blue Features Very clean trailer in excellent condition tons of storage good quality cargo trailer at a good price

Price $ 2495 CAD NO GST

Contact

Trike Zone

(780) 389-3344

Mulhurst Bay AB

Email edwardtrikezonecom

ON Events - Classified AD of the Week

Upcoming ON EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

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Join Veterans Law Enforement First Responders and their supporters from both Canada and the US on this overnight cross border ride to Wenatchee Washington June 7th 2014Check out httpcanamveteransrideweeblycom for details laquoHalf The Fun is Getting Thereraquo

Support Our Troops

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Support Our Troops

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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Support Our Troops

Upcoming SOT EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

Are you a veteran who owns a businessWould you like to promote your products or services but find advertising expensive

Get 50 off your first 6 months of advertisingContact Belt Drive Betty to find out about the

Veteranrsquos Business Starter Programbdbettygmailcom

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Tee Shirts Patches amp More in the BDB Store

We appreciate your support

wwwbdbstorecom

QC EVENTS

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What did the elephant say to the naked man How do you breathe through that

tiny thing

Ah lsquoFridayrsquo my second favorite F-word

August 7 - 10 2014 - In the Heart of Downtown MonctonThe MotoMoncton Festival was first launched in August of 2011 with motorcyclists from near and taking over Monctonrsquos downtown core This three-day event featured motorcycle stunt shows a burnout competition group rides throughout Southeastern New Brunswick a bike cruise through Moncton live entertainment on Main Street and much moreIn 2012 the City of Moncton was pleased to host another weekend of motorcycle madness in downtown Moncton and to welcome bikers from across the region and across the country as the city hosted both MotoMoncton and the 17th Canadian National Harley Owners Group Rally Moncton was honoured to be chosen as host city for this national event and together with MotoMoncton the HOG Rally proved to be yet another exciting motorcycle weekend in the cityThis past August 2013 MotoMoncton organizers were yet again pleased to host another successful weekend of exciting activity with thousands visiting the festival grounds throughout the weekend

The festival an initiative of the City of Moncton is made possible by the support of various partners including Downtown Moncton Centre-Ville Inc various local motorcycle dealers and clubs and other community partners

For more information and sponsorship enquiries please contact 506-383-7020 506-877-7700 of by Email infomotomonctoncaOr visit motomonctonca

MOTO MONCTON NB EVENTS

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What are three words a woman never wants to hear when shersquos making love ldquoHoney Irsquom homerdquo

NB EVENTS

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club would be very pleased if you would help support our up coming charity event in support of the DECH Childrenrsquos Ward

This year our Toy Ride takes place June 14th 2014 We are celebrating our 30th Ride Register early to receive a limited Edition 30th Anniversary Shirt

Registration forms online at

httpfrederictonmotorcycleclubcaHomephp

The ride begins at the parking lot of the Canadian Tire Two Nations Crossing (North Side) On site registration between 930 am amp 1045 am Ride begins at 11 am sharp

The Motorcyclist will enjoy a scenic country ride via Nashwack Bridge to Stanley At the Stanley school there will be a barbeque Show-N-Shine 5050 draw silent auction etc

The group will return via the Royal Road ending up at the DECH for the presentations of the Toys and monies raised to the Child Life Unit of the DECH

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club has been the most consistent supporter of the DECH Childrenrsquos Life Unit since 1985 All of the funds raised and Toys collected go to the hospitalized Children

Please share this email with all your friends Help us Brighten A Childrsquos Stay

Fredricton Motorcycle Club Toy Ride

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Where Royal Canadian Legion Branch 350 Port DalhousieWhen Saturday 7 June Blessing starts 11am followed by the Show and Shine

Show and Shine Entry fee $1000

11 trophies up for grabsbull Best in Show 1st 2nd 3rd placebull Best cruiser 1st amp 2nd placebull Best touring 1st and 2nd placebull Best sport bike 1st amp 2nd placebull Best sport touring 1st amp 2nd place

BBQ burgers and sausage on a bun for sale 5050 draw coffee and donutsAll proceeds to support the Royal Canadian Legion Port DalhousieI challenge all Bike clubs in the Niagara area to attend this wonderful event Hosted by the Working Stiffs Riding ClubCanadian Legion Branch 350 Located at 600 Ontario St St Catharines ON L2N 7P8 (Known as Port Dalhousie ) 905-934-1261 Please use Joe Caruso as a contact andor myself Joes email address is kawasaki07bellnet andor faronleonardhotmailcom Thank You look forward to meeting some day

Blessing of the Motorbikersquos and Show and Shine

NB News Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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Actor WisdomThere are four questions of value in lifehellip What is sacred Of what is the spirit made What is worth living for and what is worth dying for The answer to each is the same Only love~ Johnny Depp

Polymath WisdomBelieve none of what you hear and half of what you see- Benjamin Franklin

Spiritual Leader WisdomHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else yoursquore the one who gets burned ~ Buddha

Educator WisdomPeople who consider themselves victims of their circumstances will always remain victims unless they develop a greater vision for their lives ~ Stedman Graham~

Spiritual Teacher WisdomIt is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living ~ Eckhart Tolle

Lithographer WisdomA positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort ndash Herm Albright

I just got back from a pleasure trip I took my mother-in-law to

the airport

WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events

R RWYZWMNrsquoSWORDS TO THE WISE

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Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

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NS Events

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I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

Select Arrows to view events

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A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

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Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

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  • In Search Of Lost Indians
  • BC Events
  • International News Events
  • National Events
  • From the Depths of File 13 - I Hate Mondays
  • AB News - Events
  • David Pocock - AB Events
  • Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events
  • RAGE - SK Events
  • SK Events
  • Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle
  • Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List
  • bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events
  • SK News - Word Search
  • SK News Events
  • MB Events
  • The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener
  • Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful
  • ON News Events
  • ON Events
  • sport - News Events
  • Sports Events
  • Website Tip of the Week
  • Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events
  • ON Events
  • ON Events - Classified AD of the Week
  • Support Our Troops
  • QC Events
  • NB Events
  • NB News Events
  • WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events
  • NS Events
  • NL Events
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ON Events

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ON Events

Why a round pizza gets delivered in a square box

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Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

ON Events

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Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo Winner of Combined SOAR and RACE Events Get CSBK National Support (csbkca)This Ontario motorcycle roadracing season sanctioning groups SOAR and RACE are working together with a pair of Series race

weekends SOAR is hosting the RACE group at Grand Bend Raceway on June 13-15 while RACE returns the favor by hosting SOAR racers at Shannonville Motorsport Park June 27-29 As part of this co-promotion Dunlop racing tire distributor Pro 6 Cycle and the National Mopar CSBK organizing group have also joined up to provide a special bonus for Amateur Sport Bike

Continued Next Page

Dunlop Amateur Showdown winner to get National support

Sports - News Events

ADULTA person who has stopped

growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle

50The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Continued from Previous Page

class (approx 600cc) competitors A two round points-paying Series will recognize the appropriate Sport Bike-type class races at the SOAR and RACE-hosted events determining the top rising star in that category The racer who achieves the best combined result from the two race ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo will receive a competition award sponsoring their entry for the final Amateur Sport Bike Mopar CSBK National rounds at Canadian Tire Motorsport Park August 15-17Dunlop distributor Pro 6 Cycle and CSBK will supply competitor entry and racing tires to the winner of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo for the

CTMP National weekend The entry will include both Saturday and Sunday Amateur Sport Bike double header rounds with the successful Amateur competitor receiving a maximum of six Dunlop DOT-type class appropriate racing tires for use during the three day eventThe winning competitor must not have held a Pro motorcycle roadracing License nor can they have competed in more than two previous National races SOAR and RACE organizers will be the final judges of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo and ensure that all competitors respect the structure and spirit of the bonus competitionFor more information please check the SOAR (soaracingca) and RACE Events (Shannonvillecom) official web sites

Sports - News Events

DatesMay 16thJune 20thJuly 25thAugust 15thSeptember 12th

Registration opens at 5pm on the day of the event followed by racing at 7pm All racers must havevalid motorcycle drivers licensefull faced Snell 05 approved helmetgauntlet style leather glovesleather jacketleather bootscompetitors exceeding 120 mph will be required to wear full leathersMotorcycles must be in good working order and will be required to pass tech inspection prior to their first pass CLICK HERE for additional information on the Mission Raceway Park and their street legal Friday night races

2014 CMDRA Bracket Racing at Mission Raceway

51The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Sports Events

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

THE 27th

THREE DAY

May 171819 ndash 2014 ndash at Scotch Creek

All usual Classes ndash Entry $25 per day - $10 Vintage - Kids free

The Old Guy in 1971

Dean Seaman 2014

171819 ndash 2014 ndash171819 ndash 2014 ndash

This year the event will enter a new era with a two day Modern Trial

Total results will count for the overall Championship

Round 2 in Rocky Mountain House ABRound 3 in Ymir BC

We also have planned a Kids Trialon the Saturday night for

Both Electric and engine powered bikes Camping is good with Porta -Potties on site

Call for details of Motels etc

Phone Outlaw Dave for further info (250) 545-6139Directions - Follow the road to Scotch Creek from Hiway one West of Sorrento Then turn left

At Leopold road at the top of the hill after you leave town (Tire sign on left) red arrows from that point

A big thanks to the land owners for the use of this fantastic area

Modern Trial - Saturday amp Sunday - Vintage Monday Start time 10am all three days

13 13 13 13 13 13

For13 Immediate13 Release13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 May13 813 201413 13 CMDRA13 Announces13 Revised13 201413 Schedule13 13 The13 Canadian13 Motorcycle13 Drag13 Racing13 Association13 is13 releasing13 details13 of13 their13 updated13 201413 schedule13 The13 six13 race13 series13 which13 includes13 events13 in13 British13 Columbia13 Alberta13 and13 Ontario13 required13 revision13 following13 the13 unexpected13 announcement13 of13 the13 suspension13 of13 operations13 at13 one13 of13 the13 venues13 included13 in13 the13 original13 schedule13 13

Revised13 201413 Schedule13 June13 141513 13 Grand13 Bend13 Motorplex13 Grand13 Bend13 ON13 June13 2213 (113 day13 event)13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 July13 121313 13 13 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13 August13 232413 13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 Fort13 St13 John13 BC13 September13 6713 13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 September13 272813 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13

13

13 13

13 CMDRA13 Executive13 Director13 Kevin13 Shupac13 commented13 ldquoThe13 CMDRA13 is13 sincerely13 thankful13 for13 the13 support13 the13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 and13 Castrol13 Raceway13 and13 all13 of13 the13 tracks13 the13 CMDRA13 will13 visit13 in13 201413 We13 would13 also13 like13 to13 thank13 our13 members13 for13 their13 patience13 during13 the13 past13 four13 weeksrdquo13 13 13

13 13

infocmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 13 wwwcmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 1877580900813 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 TwitterCMDRA201413 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 Facebook13 CMDRA13

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR After your hands become coated with

grease your nose will begin to itch

52The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Did you know that BeltDriveBettycom has the most comprehensive database of Canadian Riding Clubs on the on the internet Wersquove revamped our Riding Club directory and wersquod like to know what you think Itrsquos indexed by Province and by Type of Riding Club for easy browsing

bull Brand Specificbull Cruising and Touringbull Military bull Lifestylebull Occupation-Relatedbull Rider Rights and Freedomsbull Vintagebull Sportsbull Womenrsquos Riding Clubsbull Motorcycle Ministries

httpwwwbeltdrivebettycomcommunityriding-clubs

TIP OF THE WEEK RIDING CLUBS section REVAMPED

on Facebook has photo albums for each province and month filled with tons of events

httpwwwfacebookcomCanadianMotorcycleEventsphotos_albums

Visit our page and go to the photos link once there click on albums to find the Province and month you are interested in

You can also use our national calendars at wwwcanadianmotorcycleeventscom - filled with even more event information you can sort them right down to only one province and they are highly shareable

Our CANADIAN MOTORCYCLE EVENTS

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

ldquoIf yoursquore going to kill each other do it outside I just finished cleaningrdquo

Website Tip of the Week

53The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Tides roll in and tides roll out

There arenrsquot too many things in life that are predictable but ocean tides are one of them

Our family just returned from a short vacation on a Vancouver Island beach and I found the tides fascinating

Incoming tides covered the beach and at high tide you could literally see all the sandcastles wood forts and creations literally disappear under the water never to be seen again

The outgoing tides revealed a clean fresh canvas and some sea-life caught in the tidal pools left behind or laying helplessly on the beach Seagulls swooped down to shell covered areas of the beach in search of oysters that had been stranded on the half kilometer sandy beach as the eagles hovered above looking for their next snack

I could not help but think about the lsquoTides of Lifersquo where we know that until our number comes up and we face eternal judgment each day the sun will come up we will spend time with those people whom we love (family friends) and with people whom we would most likely prefer not to be spending time with (school work) and we will experience all the good and not so good that the

tides of life bring our way Night will come and in the morning we will repeat the cycle all over again

As a born-again believer I felt the tide analogy was an appropriate one The ocean washes away everything left on the beach and when we ask Christ for the forgiveness of our sins he literally washes them away Check out this verse from ldquoOur Ownerrsquos Manual for Liferdquo found in Psalm 103 verse 12 ldquoHe has removed our sins as far from us as the east is from the westrdquo

Our biker church exists to take the ldquoGood Newsrdquo and the ldquoSalvation Messagerdquo to un-churched bikers here on the West Coast In fact our prayer is that the Holy Spirit would become like a raging wildfire touching the hearts and lives of bikers resulting in an assurance of eternity with our Jesus in heaven and a life on this earth that takes on new meaning and purpose

If you think riding your scoot along a seaside highway on a hot summerrsquos day is something special just wait until you do it when Jesus Christ is at the controls of your lifehellip there is no greater lsquohighrsquo and bigger lsquorushrsquo than this All it takes is a few short words ask Jesus to forgive you for your sins tell him you that you want him to be Lord of your life Follow this up with prayer and bible reading and oh yeahhellip believe that he does in fact lsquohave your backrsquo in this life

Ride safe Ride true

Pastor Chuck

Canadian Riders Support Program Network

By joining the Canadian Riders Support Program you volunteer to provide assistance to broken down riders in your area This assistance may include providing information about nearby repair shops towing accommodations making phone calls providing directions etc While some Canadian Riders have expressed that they would be able to provide help with tools wrenching towing and even temporary accommodations the level of assistance you may provide is totally up to you as you feel comfortable and safe to do soLetrsquos face it most of us have been there away from home and broke down by the side of the road Canadian Rider Members are also listed in Belt Drive Bettyrsquos Little Black Book a resource directory currently carried in the saddlebags of thousands of Canadian Riders As a ldquoThank Yourdquo from Belt Drive Betty Canadian Riders Support Network Members receive The Busted Knuckle Chronicles E-Subscription free of charge

Come join us at httpwwwcanadianridersca

Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events

Pastor Chuck

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ON Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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ON - Events

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Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

ON News - ON Events

If everything seems to be going well you have obviously

overlooked something

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Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Classified Ad of the Week

2002 Tiny Mite Cargo Trailer

Stock CTRL0033 Colour Blue Features Very clean trailer in excellent condition tons of storage good quality cargo trailer at a good price

Price $ 2495 CAD NO GST

Contact

Trike Zone

(780) 389-3344

Mulhurst Bay AB

Email edwardtrikezonecom

ON Events - Classified AD of the Week

Upcoming ON EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

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Join Veterans Law Enforement First Responders and their supporters from both Canada and the US on this overnight cross border ride to Wenatchee Washington June 7th 2014Check out httpcanamveteransrideweeblycom for details laquoHalf The Fun is Getting Thereraquo

Support Our Troops

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Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Support Our Troops

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Support Our Troops

Upcoming SOT EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

Are you a veteran who owns a businessWould you like to promote your products or services but find advertising expensive

Get 50 off your first 6 months of advertisingContact Belt Drive Betty to find out about the

Veteranrsquos Business Starter Programbdbettygmailcom

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Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Tee Shirts Patches amp More in the BDB Store

We appreciate your support

wwwbdbstorecom

QC EVENTS

62The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

What did the elephant say to the naked man How do you breathe through that

tiny thing

Ah lsquoFridayrsquo my second favorite F-word

August 7 - 10 2014 - In the Heart of Downtown MonctonThe MotoMoncton Festival was first launched in August of 2011 with motorcyclists from near and taking over Monctonrsquos downtown core This three-day event featured motorcycle stunt shows a burnout competition group rides throughout Southeastern New Brunswick a bike cruise through Moncton live entertainment on Main Street and much moreIn 2012 the City of Moncton was pleased to host another weekend of motorcycle madness in downtown Moncton and to welcome bikers from across the region and across the country as the city hosted both MotoMoncton and the 17th Canadian National Harley Owners Group Rally Moncton was honoured to be chosen as host city for this national event and together with MotoMoncton the HOG Rally proved to be yet another exciting motorcycle weekend in the cityThis past August 2013 MotoMoncton organizers were yet again pleased to host another successful weekend of exciting activity with thousands visiting the festival grounds throughout the weekend

The festival an initiative of the City of Moncton is made possible by the support of various partners including Downtown Moncton Centre-Ville Inc various local motorcycle dealers and clubs and other community partners

For more information and sponsorship enquiries please contact 506-383-7020 506-877-7700 of by Email infomotomonctoncaOr visit motomonctonca

MOTO MONCTON NB EVENTS

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What are three words a woman never wants to hear when shersquos making love ldquoHoney Irsquom homerdquo

NB EVENTS

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club would be very pleased if you would help support our up coming charity event in support of the DECH Childrenrsquos Ward

This year our Toy Ride takes place June 14th 2014 We are celebrating our 30th Ride Register early to receive a limited Edition 30th Anniversary Shirt

Registration forms online at

httpfrederictonmotorcycleclubcaHomephp

The ride begins at the parking lot of the Canadian Tire Two Nations Crossing (North Side) On site registration between 930 am amp 1045 am Ride begins at 11 am sharp

The Motorcyclist will enjoy a scenic country ride via Nashwack Bridge to Stanley At the Stanley school there will be a barbeque Show-N-Shine 5050 draw silent auction etc

The group will return via the Royal Road ending up at the DECH for the presentations of the Toys and monies raised to the Child Life Unit of the DECH

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club has been the most consistent supporter of the DECH Childrenrsquos Life Unit since 1985 All of the funds raised and Toys collected go to the hospitalized Children

Please share this email with all your friends Help us Brighten A Childrsquos Stay

Fredricton Motorcycle Club Toy Ride

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Where Royal Canadian Legion Branch 350 Port DalhousieWhen Saturday 7 June Blessing starts 11am followed by the Show and Shine

Show and Shine Entry fee $1000

11 trophies up for grabsbull Best in Show 1st 2nd 3rd placebull Best cruiser 1st amp 2nd placebull Best touring 1st and 2nd placebull Best sport bike 1st amp 2nd placebull Best sport touring 1st amp 2nd place

BBQ burgers and sausage on a bun for sale 5050 draw coffee and donutsAll proceeds to support the Royal Canadian Legion Port DalhousieI challenge all Bike clubs in the Niagara area to attend this wonderful event Hosted by the Working Stiffs Riding ClubCanadian Legion Branch 350 Located at 600 Ontario St St Catharines ON L2N 7P8 (Known as Port Dalhousie ) 905-934-1261 Please use Joe Caruso as a contact andor myself Joes email address is kawasaki07bellnet andor faronleonardhotmailcom Thank You look forward to meeting some day

Blessing of the Motorbikersquos and Show and Shine

NB News Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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Actor WisdomThere are four questions of value in lifehellip What is sacred Of what is the spirit made What is worth living for and what is worth dying for The answer to each is the same Only love~ Johnny Depp

Polymath WisdomBelieve none of what you hear and half of what you see- Benjamin Franklin

Spiritual Leader WisdomHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else yoursquore the one who gets burned ~ Buddha

Educator WisdomPeople who consider themselves victims of their circumstances will always remain victims unless they develop a greater vision for their lives ~ Stedman Graham~

Spiritual Teacher WisdomIt is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living ~ Eckhart Tolle

Lithographer WisdomA positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort ndash Herm Albright

I just got back from a pleasure trip I took my mother-in-law to

the airport

WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events

R RWYZWMNrsquoSWORDS TO THE WISE

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Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

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NS Events

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Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

Select Arrows to view events

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A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

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Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

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  • In Search Of Lost Indians
  • BC Events
  • International News Events
  • National Events
  • From the Depths of File 13 - I Hate Mondays
  • AB News - Events
  • David Pocock - AB Events
  • Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events
  • RAGE - SK Events
  • SK Events
  • Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle
  • Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List
  • bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events
  • SK News - Word Search
  • SK News Events
  • MB Events
  • The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener
  • Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful
  • ON News Events
  • ON Events
  • sport - News Events
  • Sports Events
  • Website Tip of the Week
  • Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events
  • ON Events
  • ON Events - Classified AD of the Week
  • Support Our Troops
  • QC Events
  • NB Events
  • NB News Events
  • WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events
  • NS Events
  • NL Events
Page 47: The Busted Knuckle Chronicles 19th Edition 2014

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ON Events

Why a round pizza gets delivered in a square box

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Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

ON Events

49The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo Winner of Combined SOAR and RACE Events Get CSBK National Support (csbkca)This Ontario motorcycle roadracing season sanctioning groups SOAR and RACE are working together with a pair of Series race

weekends SOAR is hosting the RACE group at Grand Bend Raceway on June 13-15 while RACE returns the favor by hosting SOAR racers at Shannonville Motorsport Park June 27-29 As part of this co-promotion Dunlop racing tire distributor Pro 6 Cycle and the National Mopar CSBK organizing group have also joined up to provide a special bonus for Amateur Sport Bike

Continued Next Page

Dunlop Amateur Showdown winner to get National support

Sports - News Events

ADULTA person who has stopped

growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle

50The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Continued from Previous Page

class (approx 600cc) competitors A two round points-paying Series will recognize the appropriate Sport Bike-type class races at the SOAR and RACE-hosted events determining the top rising star in that category The racer who achieves the best combined result from the two race ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo will receive a competition award sponsoring their entry for the final Amateur Sport Bike Mopar CSBK National rounds at Canadian Tire Motorsport Park August 15-17Dunlop distributor Pro 6 Cycle and CSBK will supply competitor entry and racing tires to the winner of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo for the

CTMP National weekend The entry will include both Saturday and Sunday Amateur Sport Bike double header rounds with the successful Amateur competitor receiving a maximum of six Dunlop DOT-type class appropriate racing tires for use during the three day eventThe winning competitor must not have held a Pro motorcycle roadracing License nor can they have competed in more than two previous National races SOAR and RACE organizers will be the final judges of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo and ensure that all competitors respect the structure and spirit of the bonus competitionFor more information please check the SOAR (soaracingca) and RACE Events (Shannonvillecom) official web sites

Sports - News Events

DatesMay 16thJune 20thJuly 25thAugust 15thSeptember 12th

Registration opens at 5pm on the day of the event followed by racing at 7pm All racers must havevalid motorcycle drivers licensefull faced Snell 05 approved helmetgauntlet style leather glovesleather jacketleather bootscompetitors exceeding 120 mph will be required to wear full leathersMotorcycles must be in good working order and will be required to pass tech inspection prior to their first pass CLICK HERE for additional information on the Mission Raceway Park and their street legal Friday night races

2014 CMDRA Bracket Racing at Mission Raceway

51The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Sports Events

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

THE 27th

THREE DAY

May 171819 ndash 2014 ndash at Scotch Creek

All usual Classes ndash Entry $25 per day - $10 Vintage - Kids free

The Old Guy in 1971

Dean Seaman 2014

171819 ndash 2014 ndash171819 ndash 2014 ndash

This year the event will enter a new era with a two day Modern Trial

Total results will count for the overall Championship

Round 2 in Rocky Mountain House ABRound 3 in Ymir BC

We also have planned a Kids Trialon the Saturday night for

Both Electric and engine powered bikes Camping is good with Porta -Potties on site

Call for details of Motels etc

Phone Outlaw Dave for further info (250) 545-6139Directions - Follow the road to Scotch Creek from Hiway one West of Sorrento Then turn left

At Leopold road at the top of the hill after you leave town (Tire sign on left) red arrows from that point

A big thanks to the land owners for the use of this fantastic area

Modern Trial - Saturday amp Sunday - Vintage Monday Start time 10am all three days

13 13 13 13 13 13

For13 Immediate13 Release13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 May13 813 201413 13 CMDRA13 Announces13 Revised13 201413 Schedule13 13 The13 Canadian13 Motorcycle13 Drag13 Racing13 Association13 is13 releasing13 details13 of13 their13 updated13 201413 schedule13 The13 six13 race13 series13 which13 includes13 events13 in13 British13 Columbia13 Alberta13 and13 Ontario13 required13 revision13 following13 the13 unexpected13 announcement13 of13 the13 suspension13 of13 operations13 at13 one13 of13 the13 venues13 included13 in13 the13 original13 schedule13 13

Revised13 201413 Schedule13 June13 141513 13 Grand13 Bend13 Motorplex13 Grand13 Bend13 ON13 June13 2213 (113 day13 event)13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 July13 121313 13 13 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13 August13 232413 13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 Fort13 St13 John13 BC13 September13 6713 13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 September13 272813 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13

13

13 13

13 CMDRA13 Executive13 Director13 Kevin13 Shupac13 commented13 ldquoThe13 CMDRA13 is13 sincerely13 thankful13 for13 the13 support13 the13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 and13 Castrol13 Raceway13 and13 all13 of13 the13 tracks13 the13 CMDRA13 will13 visit13 in13 201413 We13 would13 also13 like13 to13 thank13 our13 members13 for13 their13 patience13 during13 the13 past13 four13 weeksrdquo13 13 13

13 13

infocmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 13 wwwcmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 1877580900813 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 TwitterCMDRA201413 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 Facebook13 CMDRA13

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR After your hands become coated with

grease your nose will begin to itch

52The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Did you know that BeltDriveBettycom has the most comprehensive database of Canadian Riding Clubs on the on the internet Wersquove revamped our Riding Club directory and wersquod like to know what you think Itrsquos indexed by Province and by Type of Riding Club for easy browsing

bull Brand Specificbull Cruising and Touringbull Military bull Lifestylebull Occupation-Relatedbull Rider Rights and Freedomsbull Vintagebull Sportsbull Womenrsquos Riding Clubsbull Motorcycle Ministries

httpwwwbeltdrivebettycomcommunityriding-clubs

TIP OF THE WEEK RIDING CLUBS section REVAMPED

on Facebook has photo albums for each province and month filled with tons of events

httpwwwfacebookcomCanadianMotorcycleEventsphotos_albums

Visit our page and go to the photos link once there click on albums to find the Province and month you are interested in

You can also use our national calendars at wwwcanadianmotorcycleeventscom - filled with even more event information you can sort them right down to only one province and they are highly shareable

Our CANADIAN MOTORCYCLE EVENTS

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

ldquoIf yoursquore going to kill each other do it outside I just finished cleaningrdquo

Website Tip of the Week

53The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Tides roll in and tides roll out

There arenrsquot too many things in life that are predictable but ocean tides are one of them

Our family just returned from a short vacation on a Vancouver Island beach and I found the tides fascinating

Incoming tides covered the beach and at high tide you could literally see all the sandcastles wood forts and creations literally disappear under the water never to be seen again

The outgoing tides revealed a clean fresh canvas and some sea-life caught in the tidal pools left behind or laying helplessly on the beach Seagulls swooped down to shell covered areas of the beach in search of oysters that had been stranded on the half kilometer sandy beach as the eagles hovered above looking for their next snack

I could not help but think about the lsquoTides of Lifersquo where we know that until our number comes up and we face eternal judgment each day the sun will come up we will spend time with those people whom we love (family friends) and with people whom we would most likely prefer not to be spending time with (school work) and we will experience all the good and not so good that the

tides of life bring our way Night will come and in the morning we will repeat the cycle all over again

As a born-again believer I felt the tide analogy was an appropriate one The ocean washes away everything left on the beach and when we ask Christ for the forgiveness of our sins he literally washes them away Check out this verse from ldquoOur Ownerrsquos Manual for Liferdquo found in Psalm 103 verse 12 ldquoHe has removed our sins as far from us as the east is from the westrdquo

Our biker church exists to take the ldquoGood Newsrdquo and the ldquoSalvation Messagerdquo to un-churched bikers here on the West Coast In fact our prayer is that the Holy Spirit would become like a raging wildfire touching the hearts and lives of bikers resulting in an assurance of eternity with our Jesus in heaven and a life on this earth that takes on new meaning and purpose

If you think riding your scoot along a seaside highway on a hot summerrsquos day is something special just wait until you do it when Jesus Christ is at the controls of your lifehellip there is no greater lsquohighrsquo and bigger lsquorushrsquo than this All it takes is a few short words ask Jesus to forgive you for your sins tell him you that you want him to be Lord of your life Follow this up with prayer and bible reading and oh yeahhellip believe that he does in fact lsquohave your backrsquo in this life

Ride safe Ride true

Pastor Chuck

Canadian Riders Support Program Network

By joining the Canadian Riders Support Program you volunteer to provide assistance to broken down riders in your area This assistance may include providing information about nearby repair shops towing accommodations making phone calls providing directions etc While some Canadian Riders have expressed that they would be able to provide help with tools wrenching towing and even temporary accommodations the level of assistance you may provide is totally up to you as you feel comfortable and safe to do soLetrsquos face it most of us have been there away from home and broke down by the side of the road Canadian Rider Members are also listed in Belt Drive Bettyrsquos Little Black Book a resource directory currently carried in the saddlebags of thousands of Canadian Riders As a ldquoThank Yourdquo from Belt Drive Betty Canadian Riders Support Network Members receive The Busted Knuckle Chronicles E-Subscription free of charge

Come join us at httpwwwcanadianridersca

Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events

Pastor Chuck

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ON Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

ON - Events

56The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

ON News - ON Events

If everything seems to be going well you have obviously

overlooked something

57The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Classified Ad of the Week

2002 Tiny Mite Cargo Trailer

Stock CTRL0033 Colour Blue Features Very clean trailer in excellent condition tons of storage good quality cargo trailer at a good price

Price $ 2495 CAD NO GST

Contact

Trike Zone

(780) 389-3344

Mulhurst Bay AB

Email edwardtrikezonecom

ON Events - Classified AD of the Week

Upcoming ON EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

58The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Join Veterans Law Enforement First Responders and their supporters from both Canada and the US on this overnight cross border ride to Wenatchee Washington June 7th 2014Check out httpcanamveteransrideweeblycom for details laquoHalf The Fun is Getting Thereraquo

Support Our Troops

59The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Support Our Troops

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

60The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Support Our Troops

Upcoming SOT EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

Are you a veteran who owns a businessWould you like to promote your products or services but find advertising expensive

Get 50 off your first 6 months of advertisingContact Belt Drive Betty to find out about the

Veteranrsquos Business Starter Programbdbettygmailcom

61The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Tee Shirts Patches amp More in the BDB Store

We appreciate your support

wwwbdbstorecom

QC EVENTS

62The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

What did the elephant say to the naked man How do you breathe through that

tiny thing

Ah lsquoFridayrsquo my second favorite F-word

August 7 - 10 2014 - In the Heart of Downtown MonctonThe MotoMoncton Festival was first launched in August of 2011 with motorcyclists from near and taking over Monctonrsquos downtown core This three-day event featured motorcycle stunt shows a burnout competition group rides throughout Southeastern New Brunswick a bike cruise through Moncton live entertainment on Main Street and much moreIn 2012 the City of Moncton was pleased to host another weekend of motorcycle madness in downtown Moncton and to welcome bikers from across the region and across the country as the city hosted both MotoMoncton and the 17th Canadian National Harley Owners Group Rally Moncton was honoured to be chosen as host city for this national event and together with MotoMoncton the HOG Rally proved to be yet another exciting motorcycle weekend in the cityThis past August 2013 MotoMoncton organizers were yet again pleased to host another successful weekend of exciting activity with thousands visiting the festival grounds throughout the weekend

The festival an initiative of the City of Moncton is made possible by the support of various partners including Downtown Moncton Centre-Ville Inc various local motorcycle dealers and clubs and other community partners

For more information and sponsorship enquiries please contact 506-383-7020 506-877-7700 of by Email infomotomonctoncaOr visit motomonctonca

MOTO MONCTON NB EVENTS

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Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

What are three words a woman never wants to hear when shersquos making love ldquoHoney Irsquom homerdquo

NB EVENTS

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club would be very pleased if you would help support our up coming charity event in support of the DECH Childrenrsquos Ward

This year our Toy Ride takes place June 14th 2014 We are celebrating our 30th Ride Register early to receive a limited Edition 30th Anniversary Shirt

Registration forms online at

httpfrederictonmotorcycleclubcaHomephp

The ride begins at the parking lot of the Canadian Tire Two Nations Crossing (North Side) On site registration between 930 am amp 1045 am Ride begins at 11 am sharp

The Motorcyclist will enjoy a scenic country ride via Nashwack Bridge to Stanley At the Stanley school there will be a barbeque Show-N-Shine 5050 draw silent auction etc

The group will return via the Royal Road ending up at the DECH for the presentations of the Toys and monies raised to the Child Life Unit of the DECH

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club has been the most consistent supporter of the DECH Childrenrsquos Life Unit since 1985 All of the funds raised and Toys collected go to the hospitalized Children

Please share this email with all your friends Help us Brighten A Childrsquos Stay

Fredricton Motorcycle Club Toy Ride

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Where Royal Canadian Legion Branch 350 Port DalhousieWhen Saturday 7 June Blessing starts 11am followed by the Show and Shine

Show and Shine Entry fee $1000

11 trophies up for grabsbull Best in Show 1st 2nd 3rd placebull Best cruiser 1st amp 2nd placebull Best touring 1st and 2nd placebull Best sport bike 1st amp 2nd placebull Best sport touring 1st amp 2nd place

BBQ burgers and sausage on a bun for sale 5050 draw coffee and donutsAll proceeds to support the Royal Canadian Legion Port DalhousieI challenge all Bike clubs in the Niagara area to attend this wonderful event Hosted by the Working Stiffs Riding ClubCanadian Legion Branch 350 Located at 600 Ontario St St Catharines ON L2N 7P8 (Known as Port Dalhousie ) 905-934-1261 Please use Joe Caruso as a contact andor myself Joes email address is kawasaki07bellnet andor faronleonardhotmailcom Thank You look forward to meeting some day

Blessing of the Motorbikersquos and Show and Shine

NB News Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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Actor WisdomThere are four questions of value in lifehellip What is sacred Of what is the spirit made What is worth living for and what is worth dying for The answer to each is the same Only love~ Johnny Depp

Polymath WisdomBelieve none of what you hear and half of what you see- Benjamin Franklin

Spiritual Leader WisdomHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else yoursquore the one who gets burned ~ Buddha

Educator WisdomPeople who consider themselves victims of their circumstances will always remain victims unless they develop a greater vision for their lives ~ Stedman Graham~

Spiritual Teacher WisdomIt is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living ~ Eckhart Tolle

Lithographer WisdomA positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort ndash Herm Albright

I just got back from a pleasure trip I took my mother-in-law to

the airport

WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events

R RWYZWMNrsquoSWORDS TO THE WISE

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Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

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NS Events

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I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

Select Arrows to view events

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A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

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Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

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  • Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle
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  • bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events
  • SK News - Word Search
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  • The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener
  • Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful
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  • QC Events
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ON Events

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Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo Winner of Combined SOAR and RACE Events Get CSBK National Support (csbkca)This Ontario motorcycle roadracing season sanctioning groups SOAR and RACE are working together with a pair of Series race

weekends SOAR is hosting the RACE group at Grand Bend Raceway on June 13-15 while RACE returns the favor by hosting SOAR racers at Shannonville Motorsport Park June 27-29 As part of this co-promotion Dunlop racing tire distributor Pro 6 Cycle and the National Mopar CSBK organizing group have also joined up to provide a special bonus for Amateur Sport Bike

Continued Next Page

Dunlop Amateur Showdown winner to get National support

Sports - News Events

ADULTA person who has stopped

growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle

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Continued from Previous Page

class (approx 600cc) competitors A two round points-paying Series will recognize the appropriate Sport Bike-type class races at the SOAR and RACE-hosted events determining the top rising star in that category The racer who achieves the best combined result from the two race ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo will receive a competition award sponsoring their entry for the final Amateur Sport Bike Mopar CSBK National rounds at Canadian Tire Motorsport Park August 15-17Dunlop distributor Pro 6 Cycle and CSBK will supply competitor entry and racing tires to the winner of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo for the

CTMP National weekend The entry will include both Saturday and Sunday Amateur Sport Bike double header rounds with the successful Amateur competitor receiving a maximum of six Dunlop DOT-type class appropriate racing tires for use during the three day eventThe winning competitor must not have held a Pro motorcycle roadracing License nor can they have competed in more than two previous National races SOAR and RACE organizers will be the final judges of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo and ensure that all competitors respect the structure and spirit of the bonus competitionFor more information please check the SOAR (soaracingca) and RACE Events (Shannonvillecom) official web sites

Sports - News Events

DatesMay 16thJune 20thJuly 25thAugust 15thSeptember 12th

Registration opens at 5pm on the day of the event followed by racing at 7pm All racers must havevalid motorcycle drivers licensefull faced Snell 05 approved helmetgauntlet style leather glovesleather jacketleather bootscompetitors exceeding 120 mph will be required to wear full leathersMotorcycles must be in good working order and will be required to pass tech inspection prior to their first pass CLICK HERE for additional information on the Mission Raceway Park and their street legal Friday night races

2014 CMDRA Bracket Racing at Mission Raceway

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Sports Events

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

THE 27th

THREE DAY

May 171819 ndash 2014 ndash at Scotch Creek

All usual Classes ndash Entry $25 per day - $10 Vintage - Kids free

The Old Guy in 1971

Dean Seaman 2014

171819 ndash 2014 ndash171819 ndash 2014 ndash

This year the event will enter a new era with a two day Modern Trial

Total results will count for the overall Championship

Round 2 in Rocky Mountain House ABRound 3 in Ymir BC

We also have planned a Kids Trialon the Saturday night for

Both Electric and engine powered bikes Camping is good with Porta -Potties on site

Call for details of Motels etc

Phone Outlaw Dave for further info (250) 545-6139Directions - Follow the road to Scotch Creek from Hiway one West of Sorrento Then turn left

At Leopold road at the top of the hill after you leave town (Tire sign on left) red arrows from that point

A big thanks to the land owners for the use of this fantastic area

Modern Trial - Saturday amp Sunday - Vintage Monday Start time 10am all three days

13 13 13 13 13 13

For13 Immediate13 Release13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 May13 813 201413 13 CMDRA13 Announces13 Revised13 201413 Schedule13 13 The13 Canadian13 Motorcycle13 Drag13 Racing13 Association13 is13 releasing13 details13 of13 their13 updated13 201413 schedule13 The13 six13 race13 series13 which13 includes13 events13 in13 British13 Columbia13 Alberta13 and13 Ontario13 required13 revision13 following13 the13 unexpected13 announcement13 of13 the13 suspension13 of13 operations13 at13 one13 of13 the13 venues13 included13 in13 the13 original13 schedule13 13

Revised13 201413 Schedule13 June13 141513 13 Grand13 Bend13 Motorplex13 Grand13 Bend13 ON13 June13 2213 (113 day13 event)13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 July13 121313 13 13 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13 August13 232413 13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 Fort13 St13 John13 BC13 September13 6713 13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 September13 272813 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13

13

13 13

13 CMDRA13 Executive13 Director13 Kevin13 Shupac13 commented13 ldquoThe13 CMDRA13 is13 sincerely13 thankful13 for13 the13 support13 the13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 and13 Castrol13 Raceway13 and13 all13 of13 the13 tracks13 the13 CMDRA13 will13 visit13 in13 201413 We13 would13 also13 like13 to13 thank13 our13 members13 for13 their13 patience13 during13 the13 past13 four13 weeksrdquo13 13 13

13 13

infocmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 13 wwwcmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 1877580900813 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 TwitterCMDRA201413 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 Facebook13 CMDRA13

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR After your hands become coated with

grease your nose will begin to itch

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Did you know that BeltDriveBettycom has the most comprehensive database of Canadian Riding Clubs on the on the internet Wersquove revamped our Riding Club directory and wersquod like to know what you think Itrsquos indexed by Province and by Type of Riding Club for easy browsing

bull Brand Specificbull Cruising and Touringbull Military bull Lifestylebull Occupation-Relatedbull Rider Rights and Freedomsbull Vintagebull Sportsbull Womenrsquos Riding Clubsbull Motorcycle Ministries

httpwwwbeltdrivebettycomcommunityriding-clubs

TIP OF THE WEEK RIDING CLUBS section REVAMPED

on Facebook has photo albums for each province and month filled with tons of events

httpwwwfacebookcomCanadianMotorcycleEventsphotos_albums

Visit our page and go to the photos link once there click on albums to find the Province and month you are interested in

You can also use our national calendars at wwwcanadianmotorcycleeventscom - filled with even more event information you can sort them right down to only one province and they are highly shareable

Our CANADIAN MOTORCYCLE EVENTS

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

ldquoIf yoursquore going to kill each other do it outside I just finished cleaningrdquo

Website Tip of the Week

53The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Tides roll in and tides roll out

There arenrsquot too many things in life that are predictable but ocean tides are one of them

Our family just returned from a short vacation on a Vancouver Island beach and I found the tides fascinating

Incoming tides covered the beach and at high tide you could literally see all the sandcastles wood forts and creations literally disappear under the water never to be seen again

The outgoing tides revealed a clean fresh canvas and some sea-life caught in the tidal pools left behind or laying helplessly on the beach Seagulls swooped down to shell covered areas of the beach in search of oysters that had been stranded on the half kilometer sandy beach as the eagles hovered above looking for their next snack

I could not help but think about the lsquoTides of Lifersquo where we know that until our number comes up and we face eternal judgment each day the sun will come up we will spend time with those people whom we love (family friends) and with people whom we would most likely prefer not to be spending time with (school work) and we will experience all the good and not so good that the

tides of life bring our way Night will come and in the morning we will repeat the cycle all over again

As a born-again believer I felt the tide analogy was an appropriate one The ocean washes away everything left on the beach and when we ask Christ for the forgiveness of our sins he literally washes them away Check out this verse from ldquoOur Ownerrsquos Manual for Liferdquo found in Psalm 103 verse 12 ldquoHe has removed our sins as far from us as the east is from the westrdquo

Our biker church exists to take the ldquoGood Newsrdquo and the ldquoSalvation Messagerdquo to un-churched bikers here on the West Coast In fact our prayer is that the Holy Spirit would become like a raging wildfire touching the hearts and lives of bikers resulting in an assurance of eternity with our Jesus in heaven and a life on this earth that takes on new meaning and purpose

If you think riding your scoot along a seaside highway on a hot summerrsquos day is something special just wait until you do it when Jesus Christ is at the controls of your lifehellip there is no greater lsquohighrsquo and bigger lsquorushrsquo than this All it takes is a few short words ask Jesus to forgive you for your sins tell him you that you want him to be Lord of your life Follow this up with prayer and bible reading and oh yeahhellip believe that he does in fact lsquohave your backrsquo in this life

Ride safe Ride true

Pastor Chuck

Canadian Riders Support Program Network

By joining the Canadian Riders Support Program you volunteer to provide assistance to broken down riders in your area This assistance may include providing information about nearby repair shops towing accommodations making phone calls providing directions etc While some Canadian Riders have expressed that they would be able to provide help with tools wrenching towing and even temporary accommodations the level of assistance you may provide is totally up to you as you feel comfortable and safe to do soLetrsquos face it most of us have been there away from home and broke down by the side of the road Canadian Rider Members are also listed in Belt Drive Bettyrsquos Little Black Book a resource directory currently carried in the saddlebags of thousands of Canadian Riders As a ldquoThank Yourdquo from Belt Drive Betty Canadian Riders Support Network Members receive The Busted Knuckle Chronicles E-Subscription free of charge

Come join us at httpwwwcanadianridersca

Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events

Pastor Chuck

54The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

ON Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

55The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

ON - Events

56The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

ON News - ON Events

If everything seems to be going well you have obviously

overlooked something

57The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Classified Ad of the Week

2002 Tiny Mite Cargo Trailer

Stock CTRL0033 Colour Blue Features Very clean trailer in excellent condition tons of storage good quality cargo trailer at a good price

Price $ 2495 CAD NO GST

Contact

Trike Zone

(780) 389-3344

Mulhurst Bay AB

Email edwardtrikezonecom

ON Events - Classified AD of the Week

Upcoming ON EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

58The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Join Veterans Law Enforement First Responders and their supporters from both Canada and the US on this overnight cross border ride to Wenatchee Washington June 7th 2014Check out httpcanamveteransrideweeblycom for details laquoHalf The Fun is Getting Thereraquo

Support Our Troops

59The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Support Our Troops

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

60The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Support Our Troops

Upcoming SOT EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

Are you a veteran who owns a businessWould you like to promote your products or services but find advertising expensive

Get 50 off your first 6 months of advertisingContact Belt Drive Betty to find out about the

Veteranrsquos Business Starter Programbdbettygmailcom

61The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Tee Shirts Patches amp More in the BDB Store

We appreciate your support

wwwbdbstorecom

QC EVENTS

62The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

What did the elephant say to the naked man How do you breathe through that

tiny thing

Ah lsquoFridayrsquo my second favorite F-word

August 7 - 10 2014 - In the Heart of Downtown MonctonThe MotoMoncton Festival was first launched in August of 2011 with motorcyclists from near and taking over Monctonrsquos downtown core This three-day event featured motorcycle stunt shows a burnout competition group rides throughout Southeastern New Brunswick a bike cruise through Moncton live entertainment on Main Street and much moreIn 2012 the City of Moncton was pleased to host another weekend of motorcycle madness in downtown Moncton and to welcome bikers from across the region and across the country as the city hosted both MotoMoncton and the 17th Canadian National Harley Owners Group Rally Moncton was honoured to be chosen as host city for this national event and together with MotoMoncton the HOG Rally proved to be yet another exciting motorcycle weekend in the cityThis past August 2013 MotoMoncton organizers were yet again pleased to host another successful weekend of exciting activity with thousands visiting the festival grounds throughout the weekend

The festival an initiative of the City of Moncton is made possible by the support of various partners including Downtown Moncton Centre-Ville Inc various local motorcycle dealers and clubs and other community partners

For more information and sponsorship enquiries please contact 506-383-7020 506-877-7700 of by Email infomotomonctoncaOr visit motomonctonca

MOTO MONCTON NB EVENTS

63The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

What are three words a woman never wants to hear when shersquos making love ldquoHoney Irsquom homerdquo

NB EVENTS

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club would be very pleased if you would help support our up coming charity event in support of the DECH Childrenrsquos Ward

This year our Toy Ride takes place June 14th 2014 We are celebrating our 30th Ride Register early to receive a limited Edition 30th Anniversary Shirt

Registration forms online at

httpfrederictonmotorcycleclubcaHomephp

The ride begins at the parking lot of the Canadian Tire Two Nations Crossing (North Side) On site registration between 930 am amp 1045 am Ride begins at 11 am sharp

The Motorcyclist will enjoy a scenic country ride via Nashwack Bridge to Stanley At the Stanley school there will be a barbeque Show-N-Shine 5050 draw silent auction etc

The group will return via the Royal Road ending up at the DECH for the presentations of the Toys and monies raised to the Child Life Unit of the DECH

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club has been the most consistent supporter of the DECH Childrenrsquos Life Unit since 1985 All of the funds raised and Toys collected go to the hospitalized Children

Please share this email with all your friends Help us Brighten A Childrsquos Stay

Fredricton Motorcycle Club Toy Ride

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Where Royal Canadian Legion Branch 350 Port DalhousieWhen Saturday 7 June Blessing starts 11am followed by the Show and Shine

Show and Shine Entry fee $1000

11 trophies up for grabsbull Best in Show 1st 2nd 3rd placebull Best cruiser 1st amp 2nd placebull Best touring 1st and 2nd placebull Best sport bike 1st amp 2nd placebull Best sport touring 1st amp 2nd place

BBQ burgers and sausage on a bun for sale 5050 draw coffee and donutsAll proceeds to support the Royal Canadian Legion Port DalhousieI challenge all Bike clubs in the Niagara area to attend this wonderful event Hosted by the Working Stiffs Riding ClubCanadian Legion Branch 350 Located at 600 Ontario St St Catharines ON L2N 7P8 (Known as Port Dalhousie ) 905-934-1261 Please use Joe Caruso as a contact andor myself Joes email address is kawasaki07bellnet andor faronleonardhotmailcom Thank You look forward to meeting some day

Blessing of the Motorbikersquos and Show and Shine

NB News Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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Actor WisdomThere are four questions of value in lifehellip What is sacred Of what is the spirit made What is worth living for and what is worth dying for The answer to each is the same Only love~ Johnny Depp

Polymath WisdomBelieve none of what you hear and half of what you see- Benjamin Franklin

Spiritual Leader WisdomHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else yoursquore the one who gets burned ~ Buddha

Educator WisdomPeople who consider themselves victims of their circumstances will always remain victims unless they develop a greater vision for their lives ~ Stedman Graham~

Spiritual Teacher WisdomIt is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living ~ Eckhart Tolle

Lithographer WisdomA positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort ndash Herm Albright

I just got back from a pleasure trip I took my mother-in-law to

the airport

WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events

R RWYZWMNrsquoSWORDS TO THE WISE

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Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

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NS Events

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I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

Select Arrows to view events

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A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

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Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

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  • Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful
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ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo Winner of Combined SOAR and RACE Events Get CSBK National Support (csbkca)This Ontario motorcycle roadracing season sanctioning groups SOAR and RACE are working together with a pair of Series race

weekends SOAR is hosting the RACE group at Grand Bend Raceway on June 13-15 while RACE returns the favor by hosting SOAR racers at Shannonville Motorsport Park June 27-29 As part of this co-promotion Dunlop racing tire distributor Pro 6 Cycle and the National Mopar CSBK organizing group have also joined up to provide a special bonus for Amateur Sport Bike

Continued Next Page

Dunlop Amateur Showdown winner to get National support

Sports - News Events

ADULTA person who has stopped

growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle

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Continued from Previous Page

class (approx 600cc) competitors A two round points-paying Series will recognize the appropriate Sport Bike-type class races at the SOAR and RACE-hosted events determining the top rising star in that category The racer who achieves the best combined result from the two race ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo will receive a competition award sponsoring their entry for the final Amateur Sport Bike Mopar CSBK National rounds at Canadian Tire Motorsport Park August 15-17Dunlop distributor Pro 6 Cycle and CSBK will supply competitor entry and racing tires to the winner of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo for the

CTMP National weekend The entry will include both Saturday and Sunday Amateur Sport Bike double header rounds with the successful Amateur competitor receiving a maximum of six Dunlop DOT-type class appropriate racing tires for use during the three day eventThe winning competitor must not have held a Pro motorcycle roadracing License nor can they have competed in more than two previous National races SOAR and RACE organizers will be the final judges of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo and ensure that all competitors respect the structure and spirit of the bonus competitionFor more information please check the SOAR (soaracingca) and RACE Events (Shannonvillecom) official web sites

Sports - News Events

DatesMay 16thJune 20thJuly 25thAugust 15thSeptember 12th

Registration opens at 5pm on the day of the event followed by racing at 7pm All racers must havevalid motorcycle drivers licensefull faced Snell 05 approved helmetgauntlet style leather glovesleather jacketleather bootscompetitors exceeding 120 mph will be required to wear full leathersMotorcycles must be in good working order and will be required to pass tech inspection prior to their first pass CLICK HERE for additional information on the Mission Raceway Park and their street legal Friday night races

2014 CMDRA Bracket Racing at Mission Raceway

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Sports Events

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

THE 27th

THREE DAY

May 171819 ndash 2014 ndash at Scotch Creek

All usual Classes ndash Entry $25 per day - $10 Vintage - Kids free

The Old Guy in 1971

Dean Seaman 2014

171819 ndash 2014 ndash171819 ndash 2014 ndash

This year the event will enter a new era with a two day Modern Trial

Total results will count for the overall Championship

Round 2 in Rocky Mountain House ABRound 3 in Ymir BC

We also have planned a Kids Trialon the Saturday night for

Both Electric and engine powered bikes Camping is good with Porta -Potties on site

Call for details of Motels etc

Phone Outlaw Dave for further info (250) 545-6139Directions - Follow the road to Scotch Creek from Hiway one West of Sorrento Then turn left

At Leopold road at the top of the hill after you leave town (Tire sign on left) red arrows from that point

A big thanks to the land owners for the use of this fantastic area

Modern Trial - Saturday amp Sunday - Vintage Monday Start time 10am all three days

13 13 13 13 13 13

For13 Immediate13 Release13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 May13 813 201413 13 CMDRA13 Announces13 Revised13 201413 Schedule13 13 The13 Canadian13 Motorcycle13 Drag13 Racing13 Association13 is13 releasing13 details13 of13 their13 updated13 201413 schedule13 The13 six13 race13 series13 which13 includes13 events13 in13 British13 Columbia13 Alberta13 and13 Ontario13 required13 revision13 following13 the13 unexpected13 announcement13 of13 the13 suspension13 of13 operations13 at13 one13 of13 the13 venues13 included13 in13 the13 original13 schedule13 13

Revised13 201413 Schedule13 June13 141513 13 Grand13 Bend13 Motorplex13 Grand13 Bend13 ON13 June13 2213 (113 day13 event)13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 July13 121313 13 13 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13 August13 232413 13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 Fort13 St13 John13 BC13 September13 6713 13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 September13 272813 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13

13

13 13

13 CMDRA13 Executive13 Director13 Kevin13 Shupac13 commented13 ldquoThe13 CMDRA13 is13 sincerely13 thankful13 for13 the13 support13 the13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 and13 Castrol13 Raceway13 and13 all13 of13 the13 tracks13 the13 CMDRA13 will13 visit13 in13 201413 We13 would13 also13 like13 to13 thank13 our13 members13 for13 their13 patience13 during13 the13 past13 four13 weeksrdquo13 13 13

13 13

infocmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 13 wwwcmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 1877580900813 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 TwitterCMDRA201413 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 Facebook13 CMDRA13

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR After your hands become coated with

grease your nose will begin to itch

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Did you know that BeltDriveBettycom has the most comprehensive database of Canadian Riding Clubs on the on the internet Wersquove revamped our Riding Club directory and wersquod like to know what you think Itrsquos indexed by Province and by Type of Riding Club for easy browsing

bull Brand Specificbull Cruising and Touringbull Military bull Lifestylebull Occupation-Relatedbull Rider Rights and Freedomsbull Vintagebull Sportsbull Womenrsquos Riding Clubsbull Motorcycle Ministries

httpwwwbeltdrivebettycomcommunityriding-clubs

TIP OF THE WEEK RIDING CLUBS section REVAMPED

on Facebook has photo albums for each province and month filled with tons of events

httpwwwfacebookcomCanadianMotorcycleEventsphotos_albums

Visit our page and go to the photos link once there click on albums to find the Province and month you are interested in

You can also use our national calendars at wwwcanadianmotorcycleeventscom - filled with even more event information you can sort them right down to only one province and they are highly shareable

Our CANADIAN MOTORCYCLE EVENTS

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

ldquoIf yoursquore going to kill each other do it outside I just finished cleaningrdquo

Website Tip of the Week

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Tides roll in and tides roll out

There arenrsquot too many things in life that are predictable but ocean tides are one of them

Our family just returned from a short vacation on a Vancouver Island beach and I found the tides fascinating

Incoming tides covered the beach and at high tide you could literally see all the sandcastles wood forts and creations literally disappear under the water never to be seen again

The outgoing tides revealed a clean fresh canvas and some sea-life caught in the tidal pools left behind or laying helplessly on the beach Seagulls swooped down to shell covered areas of the beach in search of oysters that had been stranded on the half kilometer sandy beach as the eagles hovered above looking for their next snack

I could not help but think about the lsquoTides of Lifersquo where we know that until our number comes up and we face eternal judgment each day the sun will come up we will spend time with those people whom we love (family friends) and with people whom we would most likely prefer not to be spending time with (school work) and we will experience all the good and not so good that the

tides of life bring our way Night will come and in the morning we will repeat the cycle all over again

As a born-again believer I felt the tide analogy was an appropriate one The ocean washes away everything left on the beach and when we ask Christ for the forgiveness of our sins he literally washes them away Check out this verse from ldquoOur Ownerrsquos Manual for Liferdquo found in Psalm 103 verse 12 ldquoHe has removed our sins as far from us as the east is from the westrdquo

Our biker church exists to take the ldquoGood Newsrdquo and the ldquoSalvation Messagerdquo to un-churched bikers here on the West Coast In fact our prayer is that the Holy Spirit would become like a raging wildfire touching the hearts and lives of bikers resulting in an assurance of eternity with our Jesus in heaven and a life on this earth that takes on new meaning and purpose

If you think riding your scoot along a seaside highway on a hot summerrsquos day is something special just wait until you do it when Jesus Christ is at the controls of your lifehellip there is no greater lsquohighrsquo and bigger lsquorushrsquo than this All it takes is a few short words ask Jesus to forgive you for your sins tell him you that you want him to be Lord of your life Follow this up with prayer and bible reading and oh yeahhellip believe that he does in fact lsquohave your backrsquo in this life

Ride safe Ride true

Pastor Chuck

Canadian Riders Support Program Network

By joining the Canadian Riders Support Program you volunteer to provide assistance to broken down riders in your area This assistance may include providing information about nearby repair shops towing accommodations making phone calls providing directions etc While some Canadian Riders have expressed that they would be able to provide help with tools wrenching towing and even temporary accommodations the level of assistance you may provide is totally up to you as you feel comfortable and safe to do soLetrsquos face it most of us have been there away from home and broke down by the side of the road Canadian Rider Members are also listed in Belt Drive Bettyrsquos Little Black Book a resource directory currently carried in the saddlebags of thousands of Canadian Riders As a ldquoThank Yourdquo from Belt Drive Betty Canadian Riders Support Network Members receive The Busted Knuckle Chronicles E-Subscription free of charge

Come join us at httpwwwcanadianridersca

Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events

Pastor Chuck

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ON Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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ON - Events

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ON News - ON Events

If everything seems to be going well you have obviously

overlooked something

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Classified Ad of the Week

2002 Tiny Mite Cargo Trailer

Stock CTRL0033 Colour Blue Features Very clean trailer in excellent condition tons of storage good quality cargo trailer at a good price

Price $ 2495 CAD NO GST

Contact

Trike Zone

(780) 389-3344

Mulhurst Bay AB

Email edwardtrikezonecom

ON Events - Classified AD of the Week

Upcoming ON EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

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Join Veterans Law Enforement First Responders and their supporters from both Canada and the US on this overnight cross border ride to Wenatchee Washington June 7th 2014Check out httpcanamveteransrideweeblycom for details laquoHalf The Fun is Getting Thereraquo

Support Our Troops

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Support Our Troops

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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Support Our Troops

Upcoming SOT EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

Are you a veteran who owns a businessWould you like to promote your products or services but find advertising expensive

Get 50 off your first 6 months of advertisingContact Belt Drive Betty to find out about the

Veteranrsquos Business Starter Programbdbettygmailcom

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Tee Shirts Patches amp More in the BDB Store

We appreciate your support

wwwbdbstorecom

QC EVENTS

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Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

What did the elephant say to the naked man How do you breathe through that

tiny thing

Ah lsquoFridayrsquo my second favorite F-word

August 7 - 10 2014 - In the Heart of Downtown MonctonThe MotoMoncton Festival was first launched in August of 2011 with motorcyclists from near and taking over Monctonrsquos downtown core This three-day event featured motorcycle stunt shows a burnout competition group rides throughout Southeastern New Brunswick a bike cruise through Moncton live entertainment on Main Street and much moreIn 2012 the City of Moncton was pleased to host another weekend of motorcycle madness in downtown Moncton and to welcome bikers from across the region and across the country as the city hosted both MotoMoncton and the 17th Canadian National Harley Owners Group Rally Moncton was honoured to be chosen as host city for this national event and together with MotoMoncton the HOG Rally proved to be yet another exciting motorcycle weekend in the cityThis past August 2013 MotoMoncton organizers were yet again pleased to host another successful weekend of exciting activity with thousands visiting the festival grounds throughout the weekend

The festival an initiative of the City of Moncton is made possible by the support of various partners including Downtown Moncton Centre-Ville Inc various local motorcycle dealers and clubs and other community partners

For more information and sponsorship enquiries please contact 506-383-7020 506-877-7700 of by Email infomotomonctoncaOr visit motomonctonca

MOTO MONCTON NB EVENTS

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What are three words a woman never wants to hear when shersquos making love ldquoHoney Irsquom homerdquo

NB EVENTS

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club would be very pleased if you would help support our up coming charity event in support of the DECH Childrenrsquos Ward

This year our Toy Ride takes place June 14th 2014 We are celebrating our 30th Ride Register early to receive a limited Edition 30th Anniversary Shirt

Registration forms online at

httpfrederictonmotorcycleclubcaHomephp

The ride begins at the parking lot of the Canadian Tire Two Nations Crossing (North Side) On site registration between 930 am amp 1045 am Ride begins at 11 am sharp

The Motorcyclist will enjoy a scenic country ride via Nashwack Bridge to Stanley At the Stanley school there will be a barbeque Show-N-Shine 5050 draw silent auction etc

The group will return via the Royal Road ending up at the DECH for the presentations of the Toys and monies raised to the Child Life Unit of the DECH

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club has been the most consistent supporter of the DECH Childrenrsquos Life Unit since 1985 All of the funds raised and Toys collected go to the hospitalized Children

Please share this email with all your friends Help us Brighten A Childrsquos Stay

Fredricton Motorcycle Club Toy Ride

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Where Royal Canadian Legion Branch 350 Port DalhousieWhen Saturday 7 June Blessing starts 11am followed by the Show and Shine

Show and Shine Entry fee $1000

11 trophies up for grabsbull Best in Show 1st 2nd 3rd placebull Best cruiser 1st amp 2nd placebull Best touring 1st and 2nd placebull Best sport bike 1st amp 2nd placebull Best sport touring 1st amp 2nd place

BBQ burgers and sausage on a bun for sale 5050 draw coffee and donutsAll proceeds to support the Royal Canadian Legion Port DalhousieI challenge all Bike clubs in the Niagara area to attend this wonderful event Hosted by the Working Stiffs Riding ClubCanadian Legion Branch 350 Located at 600 Ontario St St Catharines ON L2N 7P8 (Known as Port Dalhousie ) 905-934-1261 Please use Joe Caruso as a contact andor myself Joes email address is kawasaki07bellnet andor faronleonardhotmailcom Thank You look forward to meeting some day

Blessing of the Motorbikersquos and Show and Shine

NB News Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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Actor WisdomThere are four questions of value in lifehellip What is sacred Of what is the spirit made What is worth living for and what is worth dying for The answer to each is the same Only love~ Johnny Depp

Polymath WisdomBelieve none of what you hear and half of what you see- Benjamin Franklin

Spiritual Leader WisdomHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else yoursquore the one who gets burned ~ Buddha

Educator WisdomPeople who consider themselves victims of their circumstances will always remain victims unless they develop a greater vision for their lives ~ Stedman Graham~

Spiritual Teacher WisdomIt is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living ~ Eckhart Tolle

Lithographer WisdomA positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort ndash Herm Albright

I just got back from a pleasure trip I took my mother-in-law to

the airport

WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events

R RWYZWMNrsquoSWORDS TO THE WISE

66The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

67The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

NS Events

68The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

Select Arrows to view events

69The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

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Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

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  • In Search Of Lost Indians
  • BC Events
  • International News Events
  • National Events
  • From the Depths of File 13 - I Hate Mondays
  • AB News - Events
  • David Pocock - AB Events
  • Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events
  • RAGE - SK Events
  • SK Events
  • Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle
  • Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List
  • bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events
  • SK News - Word Search
  • SK News Events
  • MB Events
  • The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener
  • Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful
  • ON News Events
  • ON Events
  • sport - News Events
  • Sports Events
  • Website Tip of the Week
  • Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events
  • ON Events
  • ON Events - Classified AD of the Week
  • Support Our Troops
  • QC Events
  • NB Events
  • NB News Events
  • WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events
  • NS Events
  • NL Events
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Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Continued from Previous Page

class (approx 600cc) competitors A two round points-paying Series will recognize the appropriate Sport Bike-type class races at the SOAR and RACE-hosted events determining the top rising star in that category The racer who achieves the best combined result from the two race ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo will receive a competition award sponsoring their entry for the final Amateur Sport Bike Mopar CSBK National rounds at Canadian Tire Motorsport Park August 15-17Dunlop distributor Pro 6 Cycle and CSBK will supply competitor entry and racing tires to the winner of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo for the

CTMP National weekend The entry will include both Saturday and Sunday Amateur Sport Bike double header rounds with the successful Amateur competitor receiving a maximum of six Dunlop DOT-type class appropriate racing tires for use during the three day eventThe winning competitor must not have held a Pro motorcycle roadracing License nor can they have competed in more than two previous National races SOAR and RACE organizers will be the final judges of the ldquoDunlop Amateur Showdownrdquo and ensure that all competitors respect the structure and spirit of the bonus competitionFor more information please check the SOAR (soaracingca) and RACE Events (Shannonvillecom) official web sites

Sports - News Events

DatesMay 16thJune 20thJuly 25thAugust 15thSeptember 12th

Registration opens at 5pm on the day of the event followed by racing at 7pm All racers must havevalid motorcycle drivers licensefull faced Snell 05 approved helmetgauntlet style leather glovesleather jacketleather bootscompetitors exceeding 120 mph will be required to wear full leathersMotorcycles must be in good working order and will be required to pass tech inspection prior to their first pass CLICK HERE for additional information on the Mission Raceway Park and their street legal Friday night races

2014 CMDRA Bracket Racing at Mission Raceway

51The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Sports Events

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

THE 27th

THREE DAY

May 171819 ndash 2014 ndash at Scotch Creek

All usual Classes ndash Entry $25 per day - $10 Vintage - Kids free

The Old Guy in 1971

Dean Seaman 2014

171819 ndash 2014 ndash171819 ndash 2014 ndash

This year the event will enter a new era with a two day Modern Trial

Total results will count for the overall Championship

Round 2 in Rocky Mountain House ABRound 3 in Ymir BC

We also have planned a Kids Trialon the Saturday night for

Both Electric and engine powered bikes Camping is good with Porta -Potties on site

Call for details of Motels etc

Phone Outlaw Dave for further info (250) 545-6139Directions - Follow the road to Scotch Creek from Hiway one West of Sorrento Then turn left

At Leopold road at the top of the hill after you leave town (Tire sign on left) red arrows from that point

A big thanks to the land owners for the use of this fantastic area

Modern Trial - Saturday amp Sunday - Vintage Monday Start time 10am all three days

13 13 13 13 13 13

For13 Immediate13 Release13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 May13 813 201413 13 CMDRA13 Announces13 Revised13 201413 Schedule13 13 The13 Canadian13 Motorcycle13 Drag13 Racing13 Association13 is13 releasing13 details13 of13 their13 updated13 201413 schedule13 The13 six13 race13 series13 which13 includes13 events13 in13 British13 Columbia13 Alberta13 and13 Ontario13 required13 revision13 following13 the13 unexpected13 announcement13 of13 the13 suspension13 of13 operations13 at13 one13 of13 the13 venues13 included13 in13 the13 original13 schedule13 13

Revised13 201413 Schedule13 June13 141513 13 Grand13 Bend13 Motorplex13 Grand13 Bend13 ON13 June13 2213 (113 day13 event)13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 July13 121313 13 13 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13 August13 232413 13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 Fort13 St13 John13 BC13 September13 6713 13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 September13 272813 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13

13

13 13

13 CMDRA13 Executive13 Director13 Kevin13 Shupac13 commented13 ldquoThe13 CMDRA13 is13 sincerely13 thankful13 for13 the13 support13 the13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 and13 Castrol13 Raceway13 and13 all13 of13 the13 tracks13 the13 CMDRA13 will13 visit13 in13 201413 We13 would13 also13 like13 to13 thank13 our13 members13 for13 their13 patience13 during13 the13 past13 four13 weeksrdquo13 13 13

13 13

infocmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 13 wwwcmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 1877580900813 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 TwitterCMDRA201413 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 Facebook13 CMDRA13

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR After your hands become coated with

grease your nose will begin to itch

52The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Did you know that BeltDriveBettycom has the most comprehensive database of Canadian Riding Clubs on the on the internet Wersquove revamped our Riding Club directory and wersquod like to know what you think Itrsquos indexed by Province and by Type of Riding Club for easy browsing

bull Brand Specificbull Cruising and Touringbull Military bull Lifestylebull Occupation-Relatedbull Rider Rights and Freedomsbull Vintagebull Sportsbull Womenrsquos Riding Clubsbull Motorcycle Ministries

httpwwwbeltdrivebettycomcommunityriding-clubs

TIP OF THE WEEK RIDING CLUBS section REVAMPED

on Facebook has photo albums for each province and month filled with tons of events

httpwwwfacebookcomCanadianMotorcycleEventsphotos_albums

Visit our page and go to the photos link once there click on albums to find the Province and month you are interested in

You can also use our national calendars at wwwcanadianmotorcycleeventscom - filled with even more event information you can sort them right down to only one province and they are highly shareable

Our CANADIAN MOTORCYCLE EVENTS

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

ldquoIf yoursquore going to kill each other do it outside I just finished cleaningrdquo

Website Tip of the Week

53The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Tides roll in and tides roll out

There arenrsquot too many things in life that are predictable but ocean tides are one of them

Our family just returned from a short vacation on a Vancouver Island beach and I found the tides fascinating

Incoming tides covered the beach and at high tide you could literally see all the sandcastles wood forts and creations literally disappear under the water never to be seen again

The outgoing tides revealed a clean fresh canvas and some sea-life caught in the tidal pools left behind or laying helplessly on the beach Seagulls swooped down to shell covered areas of the beach in search of oysters that had been stranded on the half kilometer sandy beach as the eagles hovered above looking for their next snack

I could not help but think about the lsquoTides of Lifersquo where we know that until our number comes up and we face eternal judgment each day the sun will come up we will spend time with those people whom we love (family friends) and with people whom we would most likely prefer not to be spending time with (school work) and we will experience all the good and not so good that the

tides of life bring our way Night will come and in the morning we will repeat the cycle all over again

As a born-again believer I felt the tide analogy was an appropriate one The ocean washes away everything left on the beach and when we ask Christ for the forgiveness of our sins he literally washes them away Check out this verse from ldquoOur Ownerrsquos Manual for Liferdquo found in Psalm 103 verse 12 ldquoHe has removed our sins as far from us as the east is from the westrdquo

Our biker church exists to take the ldquoGood Newsrdquo and the ldquoSalvation Messagerdquo to un-churched bikers here on the West Coast In fact our prayer is that the Holy Spirit would become like a raging wildfire touching the hearts and lives of bikers resulting in an assurance of eternity with our Jesus in heaven and a life on this earth that takes on new meaning and purpose

If you think riding your scoot along a seaside highway on a hot summerrsquos day is something special just wait until you do it when Jesus Christ is at the controls of your lifehellip there is no greater lsquohighrsquo and bigger lsquorushrsquo than this All it takes is a few short words ask Jesus to forgive you for your sins tell him you that you want him to be Lord of your life Follow this up with prayer and bible reading and oh yeahhellip believe that he does in fact lsquohave your backrsquo in this life

Ride safe Ride true

Pastor Chuck

Canadian Riders Support Program Network

By joining the Canadian Riders Support Program you volunteer to provide assistance to broken down riders in your area This assistance may include providing information about nearby repair shops towing accommodations making phone calls providing directions etc While some Canadian Riders have expressed that they would be able to provide help with tools wrenching towing and even temporary accommodations the level of assistance you may provide is totally up to you as you feel comfortable and safe to do soLetrsquos face it most of us have been there away from home and broke down by the side of the road Canadian Rider Members are also listed in Belt Drive Bettyrsquos Little Black Book a resource directory currently carried in the saddlebags of thousands of Canadian Riders As a ldquoThank Yourdquo from Belt Drive Betty Canadian Riders Support Network Members receive The Busted Knuckle Chronicles E-Subscription free of charge

Come join us at httpwwwcanadianridersca

Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events

Pastor Chuck

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Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

ON Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

55The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

ON - Events

56The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

ON News - ON Events

If everything seems to be going well you have obviously

overlooked something

57The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Classified Ad of the Week

2002 Tiny Mite Cargo Trailer

Stock CTRL0033 Colour Blue Features Very clean trailer in excellent condition tons of storage good quality cargo trailer at a good price

Price $ 2495 CAD NO GST

Contact

Trike Zone

(780) 389-3344

Mulhurst Bay AB

Email edwardtrikezonecom

ON Events - Classified AD of the Week

Upcoming ON EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

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Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Join Veterans Law Enforement First Responders and their supporters from both Canada and the US on this overnight cross border ride to Wenatchee Washington June 7th 2014Check out httpcanamveteransrideweeblycom for details laquoHalf The Fun is Getting Thereraquo

Support Our Troops

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Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Support Our Troops

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

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Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Support Our Troops

Upcoming SOT EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

Are you a veteran who owns a businessWould you like to promote your products or services but find advertising expensive

Get 50 off your first 6 months of advertisingContact Belt Drive Betty to find out about the

Veteranrsquos Business Starter Programbdbettygmailcom

61The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Tee Shirts Patches amp More in the BDB Store

We appreciate your support

wwwbdbstorecom

QC EVENTS

62The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

What did the elephant say to the naked man How do you breathe through that

tiny thing

Ah lsquoFridayrsquo my second favorite F-word

August 7 - 10 2014 - In the Heart of Downtown MonctonThe MotoMoncton Festival was first launched in August of 2011 with motorcyclists from near and taking over Monctonrsquos downtown core This three-day event featured motorcycle stunt shows a burnout competition group rides throughout Southeastern New Brunswick a bike cruise through Moncton live entertainment on Main Street and much moreIn 2012 the City of Moncton was pleased to host another weekend of motorcycle madness in downtown Moncton and to welcome bikers from across the region and across the country as the city hosted both MotoMoncton and the 17th Canadian National Harley Owners Group Rally Moncton was honoured to be chosen as host city for this national event and together with MotoMoncton the HOG Rally proved to be yet another exciting motorcycle weekend in the cityThis past August 2013 MotoMoncton organizers were yet again pleased to host another successful weekend of exciting activity with thousands visiting the festival grounds throughout the weekend

The festival an initiative of the City of Moncton is made possible by the support of various partners including Downtown Moncton Centre-Ville Inc various local motorcycle dealers and clubs and other community partners

For more information and sponsorship enquiries please contact 506-383-7020 506-877-7700 of by Email infomotomonctoncaOr visit motomonctonca

MOTO MONCTON NB EVENTS

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Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

What are three words a woman never wants to hear when shersquos making love ldquoHoney Irsquom homerdquo

NB EVENTS

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club would be very pleased if you would help support our up coming charity event in support of the DECH Childrenrsquos Ward

This year our Toy Ride takes place June 14th 2014 We are celebrating our 30th Ride Register early to receive a limited Edition 30th Anniversary Shirt

Registration forms online at

httpfrederictonmotorcycleclubcaHomephp

The ride begins at the parking lot of the Canadian Tire Two Nations Crossing (North Side) On site registration between 930 am amp 1045 am Ride begins at 11 am sharp

The Motorcyclist will enjoy a scenic country ride via Nashwack Bridge to Stanley At the Stanley school there will be a barbeque Show-N-Shine 5050 draw silent auction etc

The group will return via the Royal Road ending up at the DECH for the presentations of the Toys and monies raised to the Child Life Unit of the DECH

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club has been the most consistent supporter of the DECH Childrenrsquos Life Unit since 1985 All of the funds raised and Toys collected go to the hospitalized Children

Please share this email with all your friends Help us Brighten A Childrsquos Stay

Fredricton Motorcycle Club Toy Ride

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Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Where Royal Canadian Legion Branch 350 Port DalhousieWhen Saturday 7 June Blessing starts 11am followed by the Show and Shine

Show and Shine Entry fee $1000

11 trophies up for grabsbull Best in Show 1st 2nd 3rd placebull Best cruiser 1st amp 2nd placebull Best touring 1st and 2nd placebull Best sport bike 1st amp 2nd placebull Best sport touring 1st amp 2nd place

BBQ burgers and sausage on a bun for sale 5050 draw coffee and donutsAll proceeds to support the Royal Canadian Legion Port DalhousieI challenge all Bike clubs in the Niagara area to attend this wonderful event Hosted by the Working Stiffs Riding ClubCanadian Legion Branch 350 Located at 600 Ontario St St Catharines ON L2N 7P8 (Known as Port Dalhousie ) 905-934-1261 Please use Joe Caruso as a contact andor myself Joes email address is kawasaki07bellnet andor faronleonardhotmailcom Thank You look forward to meeting some day

Blessing of the Motorbikersquos and Show and Shine

NB News Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

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Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Actor WisdomThere are four questions of value in lifehellip What is sacred Of what is the spirit made What is worth living for and what is worth dying for The answer to each is the same Only love~ Johnny Depp

Polymath WisdomBelieve none of what you hear and half of what you see- Benjamin Franklin

Spiritual Leader WisdomHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else yoursquore the one who gets burned ~ Buddha

Educator WisdomPeople who consider themselves victims of their circumstances will always remain victims unless they develop a greater vision for their lives ~ Stedman Graham~

Spiritual Teacher WisdomIt is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living ~ Eckhart Tolle

Lithographer WisdomA positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort ndash Herm Albright

I just got back from a pleasure trip I took my mother-in-law to

the airport

WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events

R RWYZWMNrsquoSWORDS TO THE WISE

66The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

67The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

NS Events

68The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

Select Arrows to view events

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Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

70The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

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  • In Search Of Lost Indians
  • BC Events
  • International News Events
  • National Events
  • From the Depths of File 13 - I Hate Mondays
  • AB News - Events
  • David Pocock - AB Events
  • Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events
  • RAGE - SK Events
  • SK Events
  • Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle
  • Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List
  • bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events
  • SK News - Word Search
  • SK News Events
  • MB Events
  • The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener
  • Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful
  • ON News Events
  • ON Events
  • sport - News Events
  • Sports Events
  • Website Tip of the Week
  • Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events
  • ON Events
  • ON Events - Classified AD of the Week
  • Support Our Troops
  • QC Events
  • NB Events
  • NB News Events
  • WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events
  • NS Events
  • NL Events
Page 51: The Busted Knuckle Chronicles 19th Edition 2014

51The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Sports Events

Busted Knuckle Chroniclescopy

The

Canadarsquos Rider Powered News

THE 27th

THREE DAY

May 171819 ndash 2014 ndash at Scotch Creek

All usual Classes ndash Entry $25 per day - $10 Vintage - Kids free

The Old Guy in 1971

Dean Seaman 2014

171819 ndash 2014 ndash171819 ndash 2014 ndash

This year the event will enter a new era with a two day Modern Trial

Total results will count for the overall Championship

Round 2 in Rocky Mountain House ABRound 3 in Ymir BC

We also have planned a Kids Trialon the Saturday night for

Both Electric and engine powered bikes Camping is good with Porta -Potties on site

Call for details of Motels etc

Phone Outlaw Dave for further info (250) 545-6139Directions - Follow the road to Scotch Creek from Hiway one West of Sorrento Then turn left

At Leopold road at the top of the hill after you leave town (Tire sign on left) red arrows from that point

A big thanks to the land owners for the use of this fantastic area

Modern Trial - Saturday amp Sunday - Vintage Monday Start time 10am all three days

13 13 13 13 13 13

For13 Immediate13 Release13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 May13 813 201413 13 CMDRA13 Announces13 Revised13 201413 Schedule13 13 The13 Canadian13 Motorcycle13 Drag13 Racing13 Association13 is13 releasing13 details13 of13 their13 updated13 201413 schedule13 The13 six13 race13 series13 which13 includes13 events13 in13 British13 Columbia13 Alberta13 and13 Ontario13 required13 revision13 following13 the13 unexpected13 announcement13 of13 the13 suspension13 of13 operations13 at13 one13 of13 the13 venues13 included13 in13 the13 original13 schedule13 13

Revised13 201413 Schedule13 June13 141513 13 Grand13 Bend13 Motorplex13 Grand13 Bend13 ON13 June13 2213 (113 day13 event)13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 July13 121313 13 13 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13 August13 232413 13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 Fort13 St13 John13 BC13 September13 6713 13 Castrol13 Raceway13 Edmonton13 AB13 September13 272813 Medicine13 Hat13 Drag13 Strip13 Medicine13 Hat13 AB13

13

13 13

13 CMDRA13 Executive13 Director13 Kevin13 Shupac13 commented13 ldquoThe13 CMDRA13 is13 sincerely13 thankful13 for13 the13 support13 the13 Northern13 Lights13 Raceway13 and13 Castrol13 Raceway13 and13 all13 of13 the13 tracks13 the13 CMDRA13 will13 visit13 in13 201413 We13 would13 also13 like13 to13 thank13 our13 members13 for13 their13 patience13 during13 the13 past13 four13 weeksrdquo13 13 13

13 13

infocmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 13 wwwcmdracom13 13 13 13 13 13 1877580900813 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 TwitterCMDRA201413 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 Facebook13 CMDRA13

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR After your hands become coated with

grease your nose will begin to itch

52The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Did you know that BeltDriveBettycom has the most comprehensive database of Canadian Riding Clubs on the on the internet Wersquove revamped our Riding Club directory and wersquod like to know what you think Itrsquos indexed by Province and by Type of Riding Club for easy browsing

bull Brand Specificbull Cruising and Touringbull Military bull Lifestylebull Occupation-Relatedbull Rider Rights and Freedomsbull Vintagebull Sportsbull Womenrsquos Riding Clubsbull Motorcycle Ministries

httpwwwbeltdrivebettycomcommunityriding-clubs

TIP OF THE WEEK RIDING CLUBS section REVAMPED

on Facebook has photo albums for each province and month filled with tons of events

httpwwwfacebookcomCanadianMotorcycleEventsphotos_albums

Visit our page and go to the photos link once there click on albums to find the Province and month you are interested in

You can also use our national calendars at wwwcanadianmotorcycleeventscom - filled with even more event information you can sort them right down to only one province and they are highly shareable

Our CANADIAN MOTORCYCLE EVENTS

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

ldquoIf yoursquore going to kill each other do it outside I just finished cleaningrdquo

Website Tip of the Week

53The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Tides roll in and tides roll out

There arenrsquot too many things in life that are predictable but ocean tides are one of them

Our family just returned from a short vacation on a Vancouver Island beach and I found the tides fascinating

Incoming tides covered the beach and at high tide you could literally see all the sandcastles wood forts and creations literally disappear under the water never to be seen again

The outgoing tides revealed a clean fresh canvas and some sea-life caught in the tidal pools left behind or laying helplessly on the beach Seagulls swooped down to shell covered areas of the beach in search of oysters that had been stranded on the half kilometer sandy beach as the eagles hovered above looking for their next snack

I could not help but think about the lsquoTides of Lifersquo where we know that until our number comes up and we face eternal judgment each day the sun will come up we will spend time with those people whom we love (family friends) and with people whom we would most likely prefer not to be spending time with (school work) and we will experience all the good and not so good that the

tides of life bring our way Night will come and in the morning we will repeat the cycle all over again

As a born-again believer I felt the tide analogy was an appropriate one The ocean washes away everything left on the beach and when we ask Christ for the forgiveness of our sins he literally washes them away Check out this verse from ldquoOur Ownerrsquos Manual for Liferdquo found in Psalm 103 verse 12 ldquoHe has removed our sins as far from us as the east is from the westrdquo

Our biker church exists to take the ldquoGood Newsrdquo and the ldquoSalvation Messagerdquo to un-churched bikers here on the West Coast In fact our prayer is that the Holy Spirit would become like a raging wildfire touching the hearts and lives of bikers resulting in an assurance of eternity with our Jesus in heaven and a life on this earth that takes on new meaning and purpose

If you think riding your scoot along a seaside highway on a hot summerrsquos day is something special just wait until you do it when Jesus Christ is at the controls of your lifehellip there is no greater lsquohighrsquo and bigger lsquorushrsquo than this All it takes is a few short words ask Jesus to forgive you for your sins tell him you that you want him to be Lord of your life Follow this up with prayer and bible reading and oh yeahhellip believe that he does in fact lsquohave your backrsquo in this life

Ride safe Ride true

Pastor Chuck

Canadian Riders Support Program Network

By joining the Canadian Riders Support Program you volunteer to provide assistance to broken down riders in your area This assistance may include providing information about nearby repair shops towing accommodations making phone calls providing directions etc While some Canadian Riders have expressed that they would be able to provide help with tools wrenching towing and even temporary accommodations the level of assistance you may provide is totally up to you as you feel comfortable and safe to do soLetrsquos face it most of us have been there away from home and broke down by the side of the road Canadian Rider Members are also listed in Belt Drive Bettyrsquos Little Black Book a resource directory currently carried in the saddlebags of thousands of Canadian Riders As a ldquoThank Yourdquo from Belt Drive Betty Canadian Riders Support Network Members receive The Busted Knuckle Chronicles E-Subscription free of charge

Come join us at httpwwwcanadianridersca

Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events

Pastor Chuck

54The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

ON Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

55The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

ON - Events

56The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

ON News - ON Events

If everything seems to be going well you have obviously

overlooked something

57The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Classified Ad of the Week

2002 Tiny Mite Cargo Trailer

Stock CTRL0033 Colour Blue Features Very clean trailer in excellent condition tons of storage good quality cargo trailer at a good price

Price $ 2495 CAD NO GST

Contact

Trike Zone

(780) 389-3344

Mulhurst Bay AB

Email edwardtrikezonecom

ON Events - Classified AD of the Week

Upcoming ON EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

58The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Join Veterans Law Enforement First Responders and their supporters from both Canada and the US on this overnight cross border ride to Wenatchee Washington June 7th 2014Check out httpcanamveteransrideweeblycom for details laquoHalf The Fun is Getting Thereraquo

Support Our Troops

59The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Support Our Troops

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

60The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Support Our Troops

Upcoming SOT EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

Are you a veteran who owns a businessWould you like to promote your products or services but find advertising expensive

Get 50 off your first 6 months of advertisingContact Belt Drive Betty to find out about the

Veteranrsquos Business Starter Programbdbettygmailcom

61The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Tee Shirts Patches amp More in the BDB Store

We appreciate your support

wwwbdbstorecom

QC EVENTS

62The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

What did the elephant say to the naked man How do you breathe through that

tiny thing

Ah lsquoFridayrsquo my second favorite F-word

August 7 - 10 2014 - In the Heart of Downtown MonctonThe MotoMoncton Festival was first launched in August of 2011 with motorcyclists from near and taking over Monctonrsquos downtown core This three-day event featured motorcycle stunt shows a burnout competition group rides throughout Southeastern New Brunswick a bike cruise through Moncton live entertainment on Main Street and much moreIn 2012 the City of Moncton was pleased to host another weekend of motorcycle madness in downtown Moncton and to welcome bikers from across the region and across the country as the city hosted both MotoMoncton and the 17th Canadian National Harley Owners Group Rally Moncton was honoured to be chosen as host city for this national event and together with MotoMoncton the HOG Rally proved to be yet another exciting motorcycle weekend in the cityThis past August 2013 MotoMoncton organizers were yet again pleased to host another successful weekend of exciting activity with thousands visiting the festival grounds throughout the weekend

The festival an initiative of the City of Moncton is made possible by the support of various partners including Downtown Moncton Centre-Ville Inc various local motorcycle dealers and clubs and other community partners

For more information and sponsorship enquiries please contact 506-383-7020 506-877-7700 of by Email infomotomonctoncaOr visit motomonctonca

MOTO MONCTON NB EVENTS

63The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

What are three words a woman never wants to hear when shersquos making love ldquoHoney Irsquom homerdquo

NB EVENTS

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club would be very pleased if you would help support our up coming charity event in support of the DECH Childrenrsquos Ward

This year our Toy Ride takes place June 14th 2014 We are celebrating our 30th Ride Register early to receive a limited Edition 30th Anniversary Shirt

Registration forms online at

httpfrederictonmotorcycleclubcaHomephp

The ride begins at the parking lot of the Canadian Tire Two Nations Crossing (North Side) On site registration between 930 am amp 1045 am Ride begins at 11 am sharp

The Motorcyclist will enjoy a scenic country ride via Nashwack Bridge to Stanley At the Stanley school there will be a barbeque Show-N-Shine 5050 draw silent auction etc

The group will return via the Royal Road ending up at the DECH for the presentations of the Toys and monies raised to the Child Life Unit of the DECH

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club has been the most consistent supporter of the DECH Childrenrsquos Life Unit since 1985 All of the funds raised and Toys collected go to the hospitalized Children

Please share this email with all your friends Help us Brighten A Childrsquos Stay

Fredricton Motorcycle Club Toy Ride

64The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Where Royal Canadian Legion Branch 350 Port DalhousieWhen Saturday 7 June Blessing starts 11am followed by the Show and Shine

Show and Shine Entry fee $1000

11 trophies up for grabsbull Best in Show 1st 2nd 3rd placebull Best cruiser 1st amp 2nd placebull Best touring 1st and 2nd placebull Best sport bike 1st amp 2nd placebull Best sport touring 1st amp 2nd place

BBQ burgers and sausage on a bun for sale 5050 draw coffee and donutsAll proceeds to support the Royal Canadian Legion Port DalhousieI challenge all Bike clubs in the Niagara area to attend this wonderful event Hosted by the Working Stiffs Riding ClubCanadian Legion Branch 350 Located at 600 Ontario St St Catharines ON L2N 7P8 (Known as Port Dalhousie ) 905-934-1261 Please use Joe Caruso as a contact andor myself Joes email address is kawasaki07bellnet andor faronleonardhotmailcom Thank You look forward to meeting some day

Blessing of the Motorbikersquos and Show and Shine

NB News Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

65The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Actor WisdomThere are four questions of value in lifehellip What is sacred Of what is the spirit made What is worth living for and what is worth dying for The answer to each is the same Only love~ Johnny Depp

Polymath WisdomBelieve none of what you hear and half of what you see- Benjamin Franklin

Spiritual Leader WisdomHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else yoursquore the one who gets burned ~ Buddha

Educator WisdomPeople who consider themselves victims of their circumstances will always remain victims unless they develop a greater vision for their lives ~ Stedman Graham~

Spiritual Teacher WisdomIt is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living ~ Eckhart Tolle

Lithographer WisdomA positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort ndash Herm Albright

I just got back from a pleasure trip I took my mother-in-law to

the airport

WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events

R RWYZWMNrsquoSWORDS TO THE WISE

66The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

67The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

NS Events

68The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

Select Arrows to view events

69The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

70The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

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  • In Search Of Lost Indians
  • BC Events
  • International News Events
  • National Events
  • From the Depths of File 13 - I Hate Mondays
  • AB News - Events
  • David Pocock - AB Events
  • Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events
  • RAGE - SK Events
  • SK Events
  • Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle
  • Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List
  • bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events
  • SK News - Word Search
  • SK News Events
  • MB Events
  • The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener
  • Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful
  • ON News Events
  • ON Events
  • sport - News Events
  • Sports Events
  • Website Tip of the Week
  • Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events
  • ON Events
  • ON Events - Classified AD of the Week
  • Support Our Troops
  • QC Events
  • NB Events
  • NB News Events
  • WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events
  • NS Events
  • NL Events
Page 52: The Busted Knuckle Chronicles 19th Edition 2014

52The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Did you know that BeltDriveBettycom has the most comprehensive database of Canadian Riding Clubs on the on the internet Wersquove revamped our Riding Club directory and wersquod like to know what you think Itrsquos indexed by Province and by Type of Riding Club for easy browsing

bull Brand Specificbull Cruising and Touringbull Military bull Lifestylebull Occupation-Relatedbull Rider Rights and Freedomsbull Vintagebull Sportsbull Womenrsquos Riding Clubsbull Motorcycle Ministries

httpwwwbeltdrivebettycomcommunityriding-clubs

TIP OF THE WEEK RIDING CLUBS section REVAMPED

on Facebook has photo albums for each province and month filled with tons of events

httpwwwfacebookcomCanadianMotorcycleEventsphotos_albums

Visit our page and go to the photos link once there click on albums to find the Province and month you are interested in

You can also use our national calendars at wwwcanadianmotorcycleeventscom - filled with even more event information you can sort them right down to only one province and they are highly shareable

Our CANADIAN MOTORCYCLE EVENTS

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

ldquoIf yoursquore going to kill each other do it outside I just finished cleaningrdquo

Website Tip of the Week

53The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Tides roll in and tides roll out

There arenrsquot too many things in life that are predictable but ocean tides are one of them

Our family just returned from a short vacation on a Vancouver Island beach and I found the tides fascinating

Incoming tides covered the beach and at high tide you could literally see all the sandcastles wood forts and creations literally disappear under the water never to be seen again

The outgoing tides revealed a clean fresh canvas and some sea-life caught in the tidal pools left behind or laying helplessly on the beach Seagulls swooped down to shell covered areas of the beach in search of oysters that had been stranded on the half kilometer sandy beach as the eagles hovered above looking for their next snack

I could not help but think about the lsquoTides of Lifersquo where we know that until our number comes up and we face eternal judgment each day the sun will come up we will spend time with those people whom we love (family friends) and with people whom we would most likely prefer not to be spending time with (school work) and we will experience all the good and not so good that the

tides of life bring our way Night will come and in the morning we will repeat the cycle all over again

As a born-again believer I felt the tide analogy was an appropriate one The ocean washes away everything left on the beach and when we ask Christ for the forgiveness of our sins he literally washes them away Check out this verse from ldquoOur Ownerrsquos Manual for Liferdquo found in Psalm 103 verse 12 ldquoHe has removed our sins as far from us as the east is from the westrdquo

Our biker church exists to take the ldquoGood Newsrdquo and the ldquoSalvation Messagerdquo to un-churched bikers here on the West Coast In fact our prayer is that the Holy Spirit would become like a raging wildfire touching the hearts and lives of bikers resulting in an assurance of eternity with our Jesus in heaven and a life on this earth that takes on new meaning and purpose

If you think riding your scoot along a seaside highway on a hot summerrsquos day is something special just wait until you do it when Jesus Christ is at the controls of your lifehellip there is no greater lsquohighrsquo and bigger lsquorushrsquo than this All it takes is a few short words ask Jesus to forgive you for your sins tell him you that you want him to be Lord of your life Follow this up with prayer and bible reading and oh yeahhellip believe that he does in fact lsquohave your backrsquo in this life

Ride safe Ride true

Pastor Chuck

Canadian Riders Support Program Network

By joining the Canadian Riders Support Program you volunteer to provide assistance to broken down riders in your area This assistance may include providing information about nearby repair shops towing accommodations making phone calls providing directions etc While some Canadian Riders have expressed that they would be able to provide help with tools wrenching towing and even temporary accommodations the level of assistance you may provide is totally up to you as you feel comfortable and safe to do soLetrsquos face it most of us have been there away from home and broke down by the side of the road Canadian Rider Members are also listed in Belt Drive Bettyrsquos Little Black Book a resource directory currently carried in the saddlebags of thousands of Canadian Riders As a ldquoThank Yourdquo from Belt Drive Betty Canadian Riders Support Network Members receive The Busted Knuckle Chronicles E-Subscription free of charge

Come join us at httpwwwcanadianridersca

Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events

Pastor Chuck

54The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

ON Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

55The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

ON - Events

56The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

ON News - ON Events

If everything seems to be going well you have obviously

overlooked something

57The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Classified Ad of the Week

2002 Tiny Mite Cargo Trailer

Stock CTRL0033 Colour Blue Features Very clean trailer in excellent condition tons of storage good quality cargo trailer at a good price

Price $ 2495 CAD NO GST

Contact

Trike Zone

(780) 389-3344

Mulhurst Bay AB

Email edwardtrikezonecom

ON Events - Classified AD of the Week

Upcoming ON EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

58The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Join Veterans Law Enforement First Responders and their supporters from both Canada and the US on this overnight cross border ride to Wenatchee Washington June 7th 2014Check out httpcanamveteransrideweeblycom for details laquoHalf The Fun is Getting Thereraquo

Support Our Troops

59The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Support Our Troops

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

60The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Support Our Troops

Upcoming SOT EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

Are you a veteran who owns a businessWould you like to promote your products or services but find advertising expensive

Get 50 off your first 6 months of advertisingContact Belt Drive Betty to find out about the

Veteranrsquos Business Starter Programbdbettygmailcom

61The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Tee Shirts Patches amp More in the BDB Store

We appreciate your support

wwwbdbstorecom

QC EVENTS

62The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

What did the elephant say to the naked man How do you breathe through that

tiny thing

Ah lsquoFridayrsquo my second favorite F-word

August 7 - 10 2014 - In the Heart of Downtown MonctonThe MotoMoncton Festival was first launched in August of 2011 with motorcyclists from near and taking over Monctonrsquos downtown core This three-day event featured motorcycle stunt shows a burnout competition group rides throughout Southeastern New Brunswick a bike cruise through Moncton live entertainment on Main Street and much moreIn 2012 the City of Moncton was pleased to host another weekend of motorcycle madness in downtown Moncton and to welcome bikers from across the region and across the country as the city hosted both MotoMoncton and the 17th Canadian National Harley Owners Group Rally Moncton was honoured to be chosen as host city for this national event and together with MotoMoncton the HOG Rally proved to be yet another exciting motorcycle weekend in the cityThis past August 2013 MotoMoncton organizers were yet again pleased to host another successful weekend of exciting activity with thousands visiting the festival grounds throughout the weekend

The festival an initiative of the City of Moncton is made possible by the support of various partners including Downtown Moncton Centre-Ville Inc various local motorcycle dealers and clubs and other community partners

For more information and sponsorship enquiries please contact 506-383-7020 506-877-7700 of by Email infomotomonctoncaOr visit motomonctonca

MOTO MONCTON NB EVENTS

63The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

What are three words a woman never wants to hear when shersquos making love ldquoHoney Irsquom homerdquo

NB EVENTS

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club would be very pleased if you would help support our up coming charity event in support of the DECH Childrenrsquos Ward

This year our Toy Ride takes place June 14th 2014 We are celebrating our 30th Ride Register early to receive a limited Edition 30th Anniversary Shirt

Registration forms online at

httpfrederictonmotorcycleclubcaHomephp

The ride begins at the parking lot of the Canadian Tire Two Nations Crossing (North Side) On site registration between 930 am amp 1045 am Ride begins at 11 am sharp

The Motorcyclist will enjoy a scenic country ride via Nashwack Bridge to Stanley At the Stanley school there will be a barbeque Show-N-Shine 5050 draw silent auction etc

The group will return via the Royal Road ending up at the DECH for the presentations of the Toys and monies raised to the Child Life Unit of the DECH

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club has been the most consistent supporter of the DECH Childrenrsquos Life Unit since 1985 All of the funds raised and Toys collected go to the hospitalized Children

Please share this email with all your friends Help us Brighten A Childrsquos Stay

Fredricton Motorcycle Club Toy Ride

64The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Where Royal Canadian Legion Branch 350 Port DalhousieWhen Saturday 7 June Blessing starts 11am followed by the Show and Shine

Show and Shine Entry fee $1000

11 trophies up for grabsbull Best in Show 1st 2nd 3rd placebull Best cruiser 1st amp 2nd placebull Best touring 1st and 2nd placebull Best sport bike 1st amp 2nd placebull Best sport touring 1st amp 2nd place

BBQ burgers and sausage on a bun for sale 5050 draw coffee and donutsAll proceeds to support the Royal Canadian Legion Port DalhousieI challenge all Bike clubs in the Niagara area to attend this wonderful event Hosted by the Working Stiffs Riding ClubCanadian Legion Branch 350 Located at 600 Ontario St St Catharines ON L2N 7P8 (Known as Port Dalhousie ) 905-934-1261 Please use Joe Caruso as a contact andor myself Joes email address is kawasaki07bellnet andor faronleonardhotmailcom Thank You look forward to meeting some day

Blessing of the Motorbikersquos and Show and Shine

NB News Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

65The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Actor WisdomThere are four questions of value in lifehellip What is sacred Of what is the spirit made What is worth living for and what is worth dying for The answer to each is the same Only love~ Johnny Depp

Polymath WisdomBelieve none of what you hear and half of what you see- Benjamin Franklin

Spiritual Leader WisdomHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else yoursquore the one who gets burned ~ Buddha

Educator WisdomPeople who consider themselves victims of their circumstances will always remain victims unless they develop a greater vision for their lives ~ Stedman Graham~

Spiritual Teacher WisdomIt is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living ~ Eckhart Tolle

Lithographer WisdomA positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort ndash Herm Albright

I just got back from a pleasure trip I took my mother-in-law to

the airport

WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events

R RWYZWMNrsquoSWORDS TO THE WISE

66The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

67The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

NS Events

68The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

Select Arrows to view events

69The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

70The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

  • _GoBack
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  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
  • In Search Of Lost Indians
  • BC Events
  • International News Events
  • National Events
  • From the Depths of File 13 - I Hate Mondays
  • AB News - Events
  • David Pocock - AB Events
  • Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events
  • RAGE - SK Events
  • SK Events
  • Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle
  • Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List
  • bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events
  • SK News - Word Search
  • SK News Events
  • MB Events
  • The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener
  • Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful
  • ON News Events
  • ON Events
  • sport - News Events
  • Sports Events
  • Website Tip of the Week
  • Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events
  • ON Events
  • ON Events - Classified AD of the Week
  • Support Our Troops
  • QC Events
  • NB Events
  • NB News Events
  • WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events
  • NS Events
  • NL Events
Page 53: The Busted Knuckle Chronicles 19th Edition 2014

53The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Tides roll in and tides roll out

There arenrsquot too many things in life that are predictable but ocean tides are one of them

Our family just returned from a short vacation on a Vancouver Island beach and I found the tides fascinating

Incoming tides covered the beach and at high tide you could literally see all the sandcastles wood forts and creations literally disappear under the water never to be seen again

The outgoing tides revealed a clean fresh canvas and some sea-life caught in the tidal pools left behind or laying helplessly on the beach Seagulls swooped down to shell covered areas of the beach in search of oysters that had been stranded on the half kilometer sandy beach as the eagles hovered above looking for their next snack

I could not help but think about the lsquoTides of Lifersquo where we know that until our number comes up and we face eternal judgment each day the sun will come up we will spend time with those people whom we love (family friends) and with people whom we would most likely prefer not to be spending time with (school work) and we will experience all the good and not so good that the

tides of life bring our way Night will come and in the morning we will repeat the cycle all over again

As a born-again believer I felt the tide analogy was an appropriate one The ocean washes away everything left on the beach and when we ask Christ for the forgiveness of our sins he literally washes them away Check out this verse from ldquoOur Ownerrsquos Manual for Liferdquo found in Psalm 103 verse 12 ldquoHe has removed our sins as far from us as the east is from the westrdquo

Our biker church exists to take the ldquoGood Newsrdquo and the ldquoSalvation Messagerdquo to un-churched bikers here on the West Coast In fact our prayer is that the Holy Spirit would become like a raging wildfire touching the hearts and lives of bikers resulting in an assurance of eternity with our Jesus in heaven and a life on this earth that takes on new meaning and purpose

If you think riding your scoot along a seaside highway on a hot summerrsquos day is something special just wait until you do it when Jesus Christ is at the controls of your lifehellip there is no greater lsquohighrsquo and bigger lsquorushrsquo than this All it takes is a few short words ask Jesus to forgive you for your sins tell him you that you want him to be Lord of your life Follow this up with prayer and bible reading and oh yeahhellip believe that he does in fact lsquohave your backrsquo in this life

Ride safe Ride true

Pastor Chuck

Canadian Riders Support Program Network

By joining the Canadian Riders Support Program you volunteer to provide assistance to broken down riders in your area This assistance may include providing information about nearby repair shops towing accommodations making phone calls providing directions etc While some Canadian Riders have expressed that they would be able to provide help with tools wrenching towing and even temporary accommodations the level of assistance you may provide is totally up to you as you feel comfortable and safe to do soLetrsquos face it most of us have been there away from home and broke down by the side of the road Canadian Rider Members are also listed in Belt Drive Bettyrsquos Little Black Book a resource directory currently carried in the saddlebags of thousands of Canadian Riders As a ldquoThank Yourdquo from Belt Drive Betty Canadian Riders Support Network Members receive The Busted Knuckle Chronicles E-Subscription free of charge

Come join us at httpwwwcanadianridersca

Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events

Pastor Chuck

54The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

ON Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

55The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

ON - Events

56The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

ON News - ON Events

If everything seems to be going well you have obviously

overlooked something

57The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Classified Ad of the Week

2002 Tiny Mite Cargo Trailer

Stock CTRL0033 Colour Blue Features Very clean trailer in excellent condition tons of storage good quality cargo trailer at a good price

Price $ 2495 CAD NO GST

Contact

Trike Zone

(780) 389-3344

Mulhurst Bay AB

Email edwardtrikezonecom

ON Events - Classified AD of the Week

Upcoming ON EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

58The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Join Veterans Law Enforement First Responders and their supporters from both Canada and the US on this overnight cross border ride to Wenatchee Washington June 7th 2014Check out httpcanamveteransrideweeblycom for details laquoHalf The Fun is Getting Thereraquo

Support Our Troops

59The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Support Our Troops

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

60The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Support Our Troops

Upcoming SOT EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

Are you a veteran who owns a businessWould you like to promote your products or services but find advertising expensive

Get 50 off your first 6 months of advertisingContact Belt Drive Betty to find out about the

Veteranrsquos Business Starter Programbdbettygmailcom

61The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Tee Shirts Patches amp More in the BDB Store

We appreciate your support

wwwbdbstorecom

QC EVENTS

62The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

What did the elephant say to the naked man How do you breathe through that

tiny thing

Ah lsquoFridayrsquo my second favorite F-word

August 7 - 10 2014 - In the Heart of Downtown MonctonThe MotoMoncton Festival was first launched in August of 2011 with motorcyclists from near and taking over Monctonrsquos downtown core This three-day event featured motorcycle stunt shows a burnout competition group rides throughout Southeastern New Brunswick a bike cruise through Moncton live entertainment on Main Street and much moreIn 2012 the City of Moncton was pleased to host another weekend of motorcycle madness in downtown Moncton and to welcome bikers from across the region and across the country as the city hosted both MotoMoncton and the 17th Canadian National Harley Owners Group Rally Moncton was honoured to be chosen as host city for this national event and together with MotoMoncton the HOG Rally proved to be yet another exciting motorcycle weekend in the cityThis past August 2013 MotoMoncton organizers were yet again pleased to host another successful weekend of exciting activity with thousands visiting the festival grounds throughout the weekend

The festival an initiative of the City of Moncton is made possible by the support of various partners including Downtown Moncton Centre-Ville Inc various local motorcycle dealers and clubs and other community partners

For more information and sponsorship enquiries please contact 506-383-7020 506-877-7700 of by Email infomotomonctoncaOr visit motomonctonca

MOTO MONCTON NB EVENTS

63The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

What are three words a woman never wants to hear when shersquos making love ldquoHoney Irsquom homerdquo

NB EVENTS

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club would be very pleased if you would help support our up coming charity event in support of the DECH Childrenrsquos Ward

This year our Toy Ride takes place June 14th 2014 We are celebrating our 30th Ride Register early to receive a limited Edition 30th Anniversary Shirt

Registration forms online at

httpfrederictonmotorcycleclubcaHomephp

The ride begins at the parking lot of the Canadian Tire Two Nations Crossing (North Side) On site registration between 930 am amp 1045 am Ride begins at 11 am sharp

The Motorcyclist will enjoy a scenic country ride via Nashwack Bridge to Stanley At the Stanley school there will be a barbeque Show-N-Shine 5050 draw silent auction etc

The group will return via the Royal Road ending up at the DECH for the presentations of the Toys and monies raised to the Child Life Unit of the DECH

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club has been the most consistent supporter of the DECH Childrenrsquos Life Unit since 1985 All of the funds raised and Toys collected go to the hospitalized Children

Please share this email with all your friends Help us Brighten A Childrsquos Stay

Fredricton Motorcycle Club Toy Ride

64The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Where Royal Canadian Legion Branch 350 Port DalhousieWhen Saturday 7 June Blessing starts 11am followed by the Show and Shine

Show and Shine Entry fee $1000

11 trophies up for grabsbull Best in Show 1st 2nd 3rd placebull Best cruiser 1st amp 2nd placebull Best touring 1st and 2nd placebull Best sport bike 1st amp 2nd placebull Best sport touring 1st amp 2nd place

BBQ burgers and sausage on a bun for sale 5050 draw coffee and donutsAll proceeds to support the Royal Canadian Legion Port DalhousieI challenge all Bike clubs in the Niagara area to attend this wonderful event Hosted by the Working Stiffs Riding ClubCanadian Legion Branch 350 Located at 600 Ontario St St Catharines ON L2N 7P8 (Known as Port Dalhousie ) 905-934-1261 Please use Joe Caruso as a contact andor myself Joes email address is kawasaki07bellnet andor faronleonardhotmailcom Thank You look forward to meeting some day

Blessing of the Motorbikersquos and Show and Shine

NB News Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

65The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Actor WisdomThere are four questions of value in lifehellip What is sacred Of what is the spirit made What is worth living for and what is worth dying for The answer to each is the same Only love~ Johnny Depp

Polymath WisdomBelieve none of what you hear and half of what you see- Benjamin Franklin

Spiritual Leader WisdomHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else yoursquore the one who gets burned ~ Buddha

Educator WisdomPeople who consider themselves victims of their circumstances will always remain victims unless they develop a greater vision for their lives ~ Stedman Graham~

Spiritual Teacher WisdomIt is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living ~ Eckhart Tolle

Lithographer WisdomA positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort ndash Herm Albright

I just got back from a pleasure trip I took my mother-in-law to

the airport

WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events

R RWYZWMNrsquoSWORDS TO THE WISE

66The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

67The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

NS Events

68The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

Select Arrows to view events

69The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

70The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

  • _GoBack
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  • In Search Of Lost Indians
  • BC Events
  • International News Events
  • National Events
  • From the Depths of File 13 - I Hate Mondays
  • AB News - Events
  • David Pocock - AB Events
  • Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events
  • RAGE - SK Events
  • SK Events
  • Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle
  • Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List
  • bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events
  • SK News - Word Search
  • SK News Events
  • MB Events
  • The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener
  • Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful
  • ON News Events
  • ON Events
  • sport - News Events
  • Sports Events
  • Website Tip of the Week
  • Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events
  • ON Events
  • ON Events - Classified AD of the Week
  • Support Our Troops
  • QC Events
  • NB Events
  • NB News Events
  • WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events
  • NS Events
  • NL Events
Page 54: The Busted Knuckle Chronicles 19th Edition 2014

54The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

ON Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

55The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

ON - Events

56The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

ON News - ON Events

If everything seems to be going well you have obviously

overlooked something

57The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Classified Ad of the Week

2002 Tiny Mite Cargo Trailer

Stock CTRL0033 Colour Blue Features Very clean trailer in excellent condition tons of storage good quality cargo trailer at a good price

Price $ 2495 CAD NO GST

Contact

Trike Zone

(780) 389-3344

Mulhurst Bay AB

Email edwardtrikezonecom

ON Events - Classified AD of the Week

Upcoming ON EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

58The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Join Veterans Law Enforement First Responders and their supporters from both Canada and the US on this overnight cross border ride to Wenatchee Washington June 7th 2014Check out httpcanamveteransrideweeblycom for details laquoHalf The Fun is Getting Thereraquo

Support Our Troops

59The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Support Our Troops

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

60The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Support Our Troops

Upcoming SOT EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

Are you a veteran who owns a businessWould you like to promote your products or services but find advertising expensive

Get 50 off your first 6 months of advertisingContact Belt Drive Betty to find out about the

Veteranrsquos Business Starter Programbdbettygmailcom

61The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Tee Shirts Patches amp More in the BDB Store

We appreciate your support

wwwbdbstorecom

QC EVENTS

62The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

What did the elephant say to the naked man How do you breathe through that

tiny thing

Ah lsquoFridayrsquo my second favorite F-word

August 7 - 10 2014 - In the Heart of Downtown MonctonThe MotoMoncton Festival was first launched in August of 2011 with motorcyclists from near and taking over Monctonrsquos downtown core This three-day event featured motorcycle stunt shows a burnout competition group rides throughout Southeastern New Brunswick a bike cruise through Moncton live entertainment on Main Street and much moreIn 2012 the City of Moncton was pleased to host another weekend of motorcycle madness in downtown Moncton and to welcome bikers from across the region and across the country as the city hosted both MotoMoncton and the 17th Canadian National Harley Owners Group Rally Moncton was honoured to be chosen as host city for this national event and together with MotoMoncton the HOG Rally proved to be yet another exciting motorcycle weekend in the cityThis past August 2013 MotoMoncton organizers were yet again pleased to host another successful weekend of exciting activity with thousands visiting the festival grounds throughout the weekend

The festival an initiative of the City of Moncton is made possible by the support of various partners including Downtown Moncton Centre-Ville Inc various local motorcycle dealers and clubs and other community partners

For more information and sponsorship enquiries please contact 506-383-7020 506-877-7700 of by Email infomotomonctoncaOr visit motomonctonca

MOTO MONCTON NB EVENTS

63The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

What are three words a woman never wants to hear when shersquos making love ldquoHoney Irsquom homerdquo

NB EVENTS

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club would be very pleased if you would help support our up coming charity event in support of the DECH Childrenrsquos Ward

This year our Toy Ride takes place June 14th 2014 We are celebrating our 30th Ride Register early to receive a limited Edition 30th Anniversary Shirt

Registration forms online at

httpfrederictonmotorcycleclubcaHomephp

The ride begins at the parking lot of the Canadian Tire Two Nations Crossing (North Side) On site registration between 930 am amp 1045 am Ride begins at 11 am sharp

The Motorcyclist will enjoy a scenic country ride via Nashwack Bridge to Stanley At the Stanley school there will be a barbeque Show-N-Shine 5050 draw silent auction etc

The group will return via the Royal Road ending up at the DECH for the presentations of the Toys and monies raised to the Child Life Unit of the DECH

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club has been the most consistent supporter of the DECH Childrenrsquos Life Unit since 1985 All of the funds raised and Toys collected go to the hospitalized Children

Please share this email with all your friends Help us Brighten A Childrsquos Stay

Fredricton Motorcycle Club Toy Ride

64The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Where Royal Canadian Legion Branch 350 Port DalhousieWhen Saturday 7 June Blessing starts 11am followed by the Show and Shine

Show and Shine Entry fee $1000

11 trophies up for grabsbull Best in Show 1st 2nd 3rd placebull Best cruiser 1st amp 2nd placebull Best touring 1st and 2nd placebull Best sport bike 1st amp 2nd placebull Best sport touring 1st amp 2nd place

BBQ burgers and sausage on a bun for sale 5050 draw coffee and donutsAll proceeds to support the Royal Canadian Legion Port DalhousieI challenge all Bike clubs in the Niagara area to attend this wonderful event Hosted by the Working Stiffs Riding ClubCanadian Legion Branch 350 Located at 600 Ontario St St Catharines ON L2N 7P8 (Known as Port Dalhousie ) 905-934-1261 Please use Joe Caruso as a contact andor myself Joes email address is kawasaki07bellnet andor faronleonardhotmailcom Thank You look forward to meeting some day

Blessing of the Motorbikersquos and Show and Shine

NB News Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

65The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Actor WisdomThere are four questions of value in lifehellip What is sacred Of what is the spirit made What is worth living for and what is worth dying for The answer to each is the same Only love~ Johnny Depp

Polymath WisdomBelieve none of what you hear and half of what you see- Benjamin Franklin

Spiritual Leader WisdomHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else yoursquore the one who gets burned ~ Buddha

Educator WisdomPeople who consider themselves victims of their circumstances will always remain victims unless they develop a greater vision for their lives ~ Stedman Graham~

Spiritual Teacher WisdomIt is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living ~ Eckhart Tolle

Lithographer WisdomA positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort ndash Herm Albright

I just got back from a pleasure trip I took my mother-in-law to

the airport

WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events

R RWYZWMNrsquoSWORDS TO THE WISE

66The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

67The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

NS Events

68The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

Select Arrows to view events

69The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

70The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
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  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
  • In Search Of Lost Indians
  • BC Events
  • International News Events
  • National Events
  • From the Depths of File 13 - I Hate Mondays
  • AB News - Events
  • David Pocock - AB Events
  • Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events
  • RAGE - SK Events
  • SK Events
  • Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle
  • Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List
  • bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events
  • SK News - Word Search
  • SK News Events
  • MB Events
  • The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener
  • Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful
  • ON News Events
  • ON Events
  • sport - News Events
  • Sports Events
  • Website Tip of the Week
  • Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events
  • ON Events
  • ON Events - Classified AD of the Week
  • Support Our Troops
  • QC Events
  • NB Events
  • NB News Events
  • WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events
  • NS Events
  • NL Events
Page 55: The Busted Knuckle Chronicles 19th Edition 2014

55The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

ON - Events

56The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

ON News - ON Events

If everything seems to be going well you have obviously

overlooked something

57The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Classified Ad of the Week

2002 Tiny Mite Cargo Trailer

Stock CTRL0033 Colour Blue Features Very clean trailer in excellent condition tons of storage good quality cargo trailer at a good price

Price $ 2495 CAD NO GST

Contact

Trike Zone

(780) 389-3344

Mulhurst Bay AB

Email edwardtrikezonecom

ON Events - Classified AD of the Week

Upcoming ON EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

58The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Join Veterans Law Enforement First Responders and their supporters from both Canada and the US on this overnight cross border ride to Wenatchee Washington June 7th 2014Check out httpcanamveteransrideweeblycom for details laquoHalf The Fun is Getting Thereraquo

Support Our Troops

59The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Support Our Troops

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

60The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Support Our Troops

Upcoming SOT EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

Are you a veteran who owns a businessWould you like to promote your products or services but find advertising expensive

Get 50 off your first 6 months of advertisingContact Belt Drive Betty to find out about the

Veteranrsquos Business Starter Programbdbettygmailcom

61The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Tee Shirts Patches amp More in the BDB Store

We appreciate your support

wwwbdbstorecom

QC EVENTS

62The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

What did the elephant say to the naked man How do you breathe through that

tiny thing

Ah lsquoFridayrsquo my second favorite F-word

August 7 - 10 2014 - In the Heart of Downtown MonctonThe MotoMoncton Festival was first launched in August of 2011 with motorcyclists from near and taking over Monctonrsquos downtown core This three-day event featured motorcycle stunt shows a burnout competition group rides throughout Southeastern New Brunswick a bike cruise through Moncton live entertainment on Main Street and much moreIn 2012 the City of Moncton was pleased to host another weekend of motorcycle madness in downtown Moncton and to welcome bikers from across the region and across the country as the city hosted both MotoMoncton and the 17th Canadian National Harley Owners Group Rally Moncton was honoured to be chosen as host city for this national event and together with MotoMoncton the HOG Rally proved to be yet another exciting motorcycle weekend in the cityThis past August 2013 MotoMoncton organizers were yet again pleased to host another successful weekend of exciting activity with thousands visiting the festival grounds throughout the weekend

The festival an initiative of the City of Moncton is made possible by the support of various partners including Downtown Moncton Centre-Ville Inc various local motorcycle dealers and clubs and other community partners

For more information and sponsorship enquiries please contact 506-383-7020 506-877-7700 of by Email infomotomonctoncaOr visit motomonctonca

MOTO MONCTON NB EVENTS

63The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

What are three words a woman never wants to hear when shersquos making love ldquoHoney Irsquom homerdquo

NB EVENTS

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club would be very pleased if you would help support our up coming charity event in support of the DECH Childrenrsquos Ward

This year our Toy Ride takes place June 14th 2014 We are celebrating our 30th Ride Register early to receive a limited Edition 30th Anniversary Shirt

Registration forms online at

httpfrederictonmotorcycleclubcaHomephp

The ride begins at the parking lot of the Canadian Tire Two Nations Crossing (North Side) On site registration between 930 am amp 1045 am Ride begins at 11 am sharp

The Motorcyclist will enjoy a scenic country ride via Nashwack Bridge to Stanley At the Stanley school there will be a barbeque Show-N-Shine 5050 draw silent auction etc

The group will return via the Royal Road ending up at the DECH for the presentations of the Toys and monies raised to the Child Life Unit of the DECH

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club has been the most consistent supporter of the DECH Childrenrsquos Life Unit since 1985 All of the funds raised and Toys collected go to the hospitalized Children

Please share this email with all your friends Help us Brighten A Childrsquos Stay

Fredricton Motorcycle Club Toy Ride

64The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Where Royal Canadian Legion Branch 350 Port DalhousieWhen Saturday 7 June Blessing starts 11am followed by the Show and Shine

Show and Shine Entry fee $1000

11 trophies up for grabsbull Best in Show 1st 2nd 3rd placebull Best cruiser 1st amp 2nd placebull Best touring 1st and 2nd placebull Best sport bike 1st amp 2nd placebull Best sport touring 1st amp 2nd place

BBQ burgers and sausage on a bun for sale 5050 draw coffee and donutsAll proceeds to support the Royal Canadian Legion Port DalhousieI challenge all Bike clubs in the Niagara area to attend this wonderful event Hosted by the Working Stiffs Riding ClubCanadian Legion Branch 350 Located at 600 Ontario St St Catharines ON L2N 7P8 (Known as Port Dalhousie ) 905-934-1261 Please use Joe Caruso as a contact andor myself Joes email address is kawasaki07bellnet andor faronleonardhotmailcom Thank You look forward to meeting some day

Blessing of the Motorbikersquos and Show and Shine

NB News Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

65The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Actor WisdomThere are four questions of value in lifehellip What is sacred Of what is the spirit made What is worth living for and what is worth dying for The answer to each is the same Only love~ Johnny Depp

Polymath WisdomBelieve none of what you hear and half of what you see- Benjamin Franklin

Spiritual Leader WisdomHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else yoursquore the one who gets burned ~ Buddha

Educator WisdomPeople who consider themselves victims of their circumstances will always remain victims unless they develop a greater vision for their lives ~ Stedman Graham~

Spiritual Teacher WisdomIt is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living ~ Eckhart Tolle

Lithographer WisdomA positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort ndash Herm Albright

I just got back from a pleasure trip I took my mother-in-law to

the airport

WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events

R RWYZWMNrsquoSWORDS TO THE WISE

66The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

67The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

NS Events

68The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

Select Arrows to view events

69The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

70The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
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  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
  • In Search Of Lost Indians
  • BC Events
  • International News Events
  • National Events
  • From the Depths of File 13 - I Hate Mondays
  • AB News - Events
  • David Pocock - AB Events
  • Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events
  • RAGE - SK Events
  • SK Events
  • Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle
  • Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List
  • bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events
  • SK News - Word Search
  • SK News Events
  • MB Events
  • The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener
  • Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful
  • ON News Events
  • ON Events
  • sport - News Events
  • Sports Events
  • Website Tip of the Week
  • Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events
  • ON Events
  • ON Events - Classified AD of the Week
  • Support Our Troops
  • QC Events
  • NB Events
  • NB News Events
  • WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events
  • NS Events
  • NL Events
Page 56: The Busted Knuckle Chronicles 19th Edition 2014

56The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

ON News - ON Events

If everything seems to be going well you have obviously

overlooked something

57The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Classified Ad of the Week

2002 Tiny Mite Cargo Trailer

Stock CTRL0033 Colour Blue Features Very clean trailer in excellent condition tons of storage good quality cargo trailer at a good price

Price $ 2495 CAD NO GST

Contact

Trike Zone

(780) 389-3344

Mulhurst Bay AB

Email edwardtrikezonecom

ON Events - Classified AD of the Week

Upcoming ON EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

58The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Join Veterans Law Enforement First Responders and their supporters from both Canada and the US on this overnight cross border ride to Wenatchee Washington June 7th 2014Check out httpcanamveteransrideweeblycom for details laquoHalf The Fun is Getting Thereraquo

Support Our Troops

59The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Support Our Troops

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

60The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Support Our Troops

Upcoming SOT EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

Are you a veteran who owns a businessWould you like to promote your products or services but find advertising expensive

Get 50 off your first 6 months of advertisingContact Belt Drive Betty to find out about the

Veteranrsquos Business Starter Programbdbettygmailcom

61The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Tee Shirts Patches amp More in the BDB Store

We appreciate your support

wwwbdbstorecom

QC EVENTS

62The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

What did the elephant say to the naked man How do you breathe through that

tiny thing

Ah lsquoFridayrsquo my second favorite F-word

August 7 - 10 2014 - In the Heart of Downtown MonctonThe MotoMoncton Festival was first launched in August of 2011 with motorcyclists from near and taking over Monctonrsquos downtown core This three-day event featured motorcycle stunt shows a burnout competition group rides throughout Southeastern New Brunswick a bike cruise through Moncton live entertainment on Main Street and much moreIn 2012 the City of Moncton was pleased to host another weekend of motorcycle madness in downtown Moncton and to welcome bikers from across the region and across the country as the city hosted both MotoMoncton and the 17th Canadian National Harley Owners Group Rally Moncton was honoured to be chosen as host city for this national event and together with MotoMoncton the HOG Rally proved to be yet another exciting motorcycle weekend in the cityThis past August 2013 MotoMoncton organizers were yet again pleased to host another successful weekend of exciting activity with thousands visiting the festival grounds throughout the weekend

The festival an initiative of the City of Moncton is made possible by the support of various partners including Downtown Moncton Centre-Ville Inc various local motorcycle dealers and clubs and other community partners

For more information and sponsorship enquiries please contact 506-383-7020 506-877-7700 of by Email infomotomonctoncaOr visit motomonctonca

MOTO MONCTON NB EVENTS

63The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

What are three words a woman never wants to hear when shersquos making love ldquoHoney Irsquom homerdquo

NB EVENTS

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club would be very pleased if you would help support our up coming charity event in support of the DECH Childrenrsquos Ward

This year our Toy Ride takes place June 14th 2014 We are celebrating our 30th Ride Register early to receive a limited Edition 30th Anniversary Shirt

Registration forms online at

httpfrederictonmotorcycleclubcaHomephp

The ride begins at the parking lot of the Canadian Tire Two Nations Crossing (North Side) On site registration between 930 am amp 1045 am Ride begins at 11 am sharp

The Motorcyclist will enjoy a scenic country ride via Nashwack Bridge to Stanley At the Stanley school there will be a barbeque Show-N-Shine 5050 draw silent auction etc

The group will return via the Royal Road ending up at the DECH for the presentations of the Toys and monies raised to the Child Life Unit of the DECH

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club has been the most consistent supporter of the DECH Childrenrsquos Life Unit since 1985 All of the funds raised and Toys collected go to the hospitalized Children

Please share this email with all your friends Help us Brighten A Childrsquos Stay

Fredricton Motorcycle Club Toy Ride

64The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Where Royal Canadian Legion Branch 350 Port DalhousieWhen Saturday 7 June Blessing starts 11am followed by the Show and Shine

Show and Shine Entry fee $1000

11 trophies up for grabsbull Best in Show 1st 2nd 3rd placebull Best cruiser 1st amp 2nd placebull Best touring 1st and 2nd placebull Best sport bike 1st amp 2nd placebull Best sport touring 1st amp 2nd place

BBQ burgers and sausage on a bun for sale 5050 draw coffee and donutsAll proceeds to support the Royal Canadian Legion Port DalhousieI challenge all Bike clubs in the Niagara area to attend this wonderful event Hosted by the Working Stiffs Riding ClubCanadian Legion Branch 350 Located at 600 Ontario St St Catharines ON L2N 7P8 (Known as Port Dalhousie ) 905-934-1261 Please use Joe Caruso as a contact andor myself Joes email address is kawasaki07bellnet andor faronleonardhotmailcom Thank You look forward to meeting some day

Blessing of the Motorbikersquos and Show and Shine

NB News Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

65The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Actor WisdomThere are four questions of value in lifehellip What is sacred Of what is the spirit made What is worth living for and what is worth dying for The answer to each is the same Only love~ Johnny Depp

Polymath WisdomBelieve none of what you hear and half of what you see- Benjamin Franklin

Spiritual Leader WisdomHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else yoursquore the one who gets burned ~ Buddha

Educator WisdomPeople who consider themselves victims of their circumstances will always remain victims unless they develop a greater vision for their lives ~ Stedman Graham~

Spiritual Teacher WisdomIt is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living ~ Eckhart Tolle

Lithographer WisdomA positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort ndash Herm Albright

I just got back from a pleasure trip I took my mother-in-law to

the airport

WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events

R RWYZWMNrsquoSWORDS TO THE WISE

66The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

67The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

NS Events

68The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

Select Arrows to view events

69The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

70The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
  • In Search Of Lost Indians
  • BC Events
  • International News Events
  • National Events
  • From the Depths of File 13 - I Hate Mondays
  • AB News - Events
  • David Pocock - AB Events
  • Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events
  • RAGE - SK Events
  • SK Events
  • Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle
  • Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List
  • bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events
  • SK News - Word Search
  • SK News Events
  • MB Events
  • The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener
  • Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful
  • ON News Events
  • ON Events
  • sport - News Events
  • Sports Events
  • Website Tip of the Week
  • Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events
  • ON Events
  • ON Events - Classified AD of the Week
  • Support Our Troops
  • QC Events
  • NB Events
  • NB News Events
  • WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events
  • NS Events
  • NL Events
Page 57: The Busted Knuckle Chronicles 19th Edition 2014

57The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Classified Ad of the Week

2002 Tiny Mite Cargo Trailer

Stock CTRL0033 Colour Blue Features Very clean trailer in excellent condition tons of storage good quality cargo trailer at a good price

Price $ 2495 CAD NO GST

Contact

Trike Zone

(780) 389-3344

Mulhurst Bay AB

Email edwardtrikezonecom

ON Events - Classified AD of the Week

Upcoming ON EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

58The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Join Veterans Law Enforement First Responders and their supporters from both Canada and the US on this overnight cross border ride to Wenatchee Washington June 7th 2014Check out httpcanamveteransrideweeblycom for details laquoHalf The Fun is Getting Thereraquo

Support Our Troops

59The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Support Our Troops

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

60The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Support Our Troops

Upcoming SOT EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

Are you a veteran who owns a businessWould you like to promote your products or services but find advertising expensive

Get 50 off your first 6 months of advertisingContact Belt Drive Betty to find out about the

Veteranrsquos Business Starter Programbdbettygmailcom

61The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Tee Shirts Patches amp More in the BDB Store

We appreciate your support

wwwbdbstorecom

QC EVENTS

62The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

What did the elephant say to the naked man How do you breathe through that

tiny thing

Ah lsquoFridayrsquo my second favorite F-word

August 7 - 10 2014 - In the Heart of Downtown MonctonThe MotoMoncton Festival was first launched in August of 2011 with motorcyclists from near and taking over Monctonrsquos downtown core This three-day event featured motorcycle stunt shows a burnout competition group rides throughout Southeastern New Brunswick a bike cruise through Moncton live entertainment on Main Street and much moreIn 2012 the City of Moncton was pleased to host another weekend of motorcycle madness in downtown Moncton and to welcome bikers from across the region and across the country as the city hosted both MotoMoncton and the 17th Canadian National Harley Owners Group Rally Moncton was honoured to be chosen as host city for this national event and together with MotoMoncton the HOG Rally proved to be yet another exciting motorcycle weekend in the cityThis past August 2013 MotoMoncton organizers were yet again pleased to host another successful weekend of exciting activity with thousands visiting the festival grounds throughout the weekend

The festival an initiative of the City of Moncton is made possible by the support of various partners including Downtown Moncton Centre-Ville Inc various local motorcycle dealers and clubs and other community partners

For more information and sponsorship enquiries please contact 506-383-7020 506-877-7700 of by Email infomotomonctoncaOr visit motomonctonca

MOTO MONCTON NB EVENTS

63The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

What are three words a woman never wants to hear when shersquos making love ldquoHoney Irsquom homerdquo

NB EVENTS

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club would be very pleased if you would help support our up coming charity event in support of the DECH Childrenrsquos Ward

This year our Toy Ride takes place June 14th 2014 We are celebrating our 30th Ride Register early to receive a limited Edition 30th Anniversary Shirt

Registration forms online at

httpfrederictonmotorcycleclubcaHomephp

The ride begins at the parking lot of the Canadian Tire Two Nations Crossing (North Side) On site registration between 930 am amp 1045 am Ride begins at 11 am sharp

The Motorcyclist will enjoy a scenic country ride via Nashwack Bridge to Stanley At the Stanley school there will be a barbeque Show-N-Shine 5050 draw silent auction etc

The group will return via the Royal Road ending up at the DECH for the presentations of the Toys and monies raised to the Child Life Unit of the DECH

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club has been the most consistent supporter of the DECH Childrenrsquos Life Unit since 1985 All of the funds raised and Toys collected go to the hospitalized Children

Please share this email with all your friends Help us Brighten A Childrsquos Stay

Fredricton Motorcycle Club Toy Ride

64The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Where Royal Canadian Legion Branch 350 Port DalhousieWhen Saturday 7 June Blessing starts 11am followed by the Show and Shine

Show and Shine Entry fee $1000

11 trophies up for grabsbull Best in Show 1st 2nd 3rd placebull Best cruiser 1st amp 2nd placebull Best touring 1st and 2nd placebull Best sport bike 1st amp 2nd placebull Best sport touring 1st amp 2nd place

BBQ burgers and sausage on a bun for sale 5050 draw coffee and donutsAll proceeds to support the Royal Canadian Legion Port DalhousieI challenge all Bike clubs in the Niagara area to attend this wonderful event Hosted by the Working Stiffs Riding ClubCanadian Legion Branch 350 Located at 600 Ontario St St Catharines ON L2N 7P8 (Known as Port Dalhousie ) 905-934-1261 Please use Joe Caruso as a contact andor myself Joes email address is kawasaki07bellnet andor faronleonardhotmailcom Thank You look forward to meeting some day

Blessing of the Motorbikersquos and Show and Shine

NB News Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

65The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Actor WisdomThere are four questions of value in lifehellip What is sacred Of what is the spirit made What is worth living for and what is worth dying for The answer to each is the same Only love~ Johnny Depp

Polymath WisdomBelieve none of what you hear and half of what you see- Benjamin Franklin

Spiritual Leader WisdomHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else yoursquore the one who gets burned ~ Buddha

Educator WisdomPeople who consider themselves victims of their circumstances will always remain victims unless they develop a greater vision for their lives ~ Stedman Graham~

Spiritual Teacher WisdomIt is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living ~ Eckhart Tolle

Lithographer WisdomA positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort ndash Herm Albright

I just got back from a pleasure trip I took my mother-in-law to

the airport

WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events

R RWYZWMNrsquoSWORDS TO THE WISE

66The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

67The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

NS Events

68The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

Select Arrows to view events

69The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

70The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

  • _GoBack
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  • In Search Of Lost Indians
  • BC Events
  • International News Events
  • National Events
  • From the Depths of File 13 - I Hate Mondays
  • AB News - Events
  • David Pocock - AB Events
  • Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events
  • RAGE - SK Events
  • SK Events
  • Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle
  • Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List
  • bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events
  • SK News - Word Search
  • SK News Events
  • MB Events
  • The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener
  • Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful
  • ON News Events
  • ON Events
  • sport - News Events
  • Sports Events
  • Website Tip of the Week
  • Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events
  • ON Events
  • ON Events - Classified AD of the Week
  • Support Our Troops
  • QC Events
  • NB Events
  • NB News Events
  • WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events
  • NS Events
  • NL Events
Page 58: The Busted Knuckle Chronicles 19th Edition 2014

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Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Join Veterans Law Enforement First Responders and their supporters from both Canada and the US on this overnight cross border ride to Wenatchee Washington June 7th 2014Check out httpcanamveteransrideweeblycom for details laquoHalf The Fun is Getting Thereraquo

Support Our Troops

59The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Support Our Troops

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

60The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Support Our Troops

Upcoming SOT EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

Are you a veteran who owns a businessWould you like to promote your products or services but find advertising expensive

Get 50 off your first 6 months of advertisingContact Belt Drive Betty to find out about the

Veteranrsquos Business Starter Programbdbettygmailcom

61The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Tee Shirts Patches amp More in the BDB Store

We appreciate your support

wwwbdbstorecom

QC EVENTS

62The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

What did the elephant say to the naked man How do you breathe through that

tiny thing

Ah lsquoFridayrsquo my second favorite F-word

August 7 - 10 2014 - In the Heart of Downtown MonctonThe MotoMoncton Festival was first launched in August of 2011 with motorcyclists from near and taking over Monctonrsquos downtown core This three-day event featured motorcycle stunt shows a burnout competition group rides throughout Southeastern New Brunswick a bike cruise through Moncton live entertainment on Main Street and much moreIn 2012 the City of Moncton was pleased to host another weekend of motorcycle madness in downtown Moncton and to welcome bikers from across the region and across the country as the city hosted both MotoMoncton and the 17th Canadian National Harley Owners Group Rally Moncton was honoured to be chosen as host city for this national event and together with MotoMoncton the HOG Rally proved to be yet another exciting motorcycle weekend in the cityThis past August 2013 MotoMoncton organizers were yet again pleased to host another successful weekend of exciting activity with thousands visiting the festival grounds throughout the weekend

The festival an initiative of the City of Moncton is made possible by the support of various partners including Downtown Moncton Centre-Ville Inc various local motorcycle dealers and clubs and other community partners

For more information and sponsorship enquiries please contact 506-383-7020 506-877-7700 of by Email infomotomonctoncaOr visit motomonctonca

MOTO MONCTON NB EVENTS

63The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

What are three words a woman never wants to hear when shersquos making love ldquoHoney Irsquom homerdquo

NB EVENTS

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club would be very pleased if you would help support our up coming charity event in support of the DECH Childrenrsquos Ward

This year our Toy Ride takes place June 14th 2014 We are celebrating our 30th Ride Register early to receive a limited Edition 30th Anniversary Shirt

Registration forms online at

httpfrederictonmotorcycleclubcaHomephp

The ride begins at the parking lot of the Canadian Tire Two Nations Crossing (North Side) On site registration between 930 am amp 1045 am Ride begins at 11 am sharp

The Motorcyclist will enjoy a scenic country ride via Nashwack Bridge to Stanley At the Stanley school there will be a barbeque Show-N-Shine 5050 draw silent auction etc

The group will return via the Royal Road ending up at the DECH for the presentations of the Toys and monies raised to the Child Life Unit of the DECH

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club has been the most consistent supporter of the DECH Childrenrsquos Life Unit since 1985 All of the funds raised and Toys collected go to the hospitalized Children

Please share this email with all your friends Help us Brighten A Childrsquos Stay

Fredricton Motorcycle Club Toy Ride

64The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Where Royal Canadian Legion Branch 350 Port DalhousieWhen Saturday 7 June Blessing starts 11am followed by the Show and Shine

Show and Shine Entry fee $1000

11 trophies up for grabsbull Best in Show 1st 2nd 3rd placebull Best cruiser 1st amp 2nd placebull Best touring 1st and 2nd placebull Best sport bike 1st amp 2nd placebull Best sport touring 1st amp 2nd place

BBQ burgers and sausage on a bun for sale 5050 draw coffee and donutsAll proceeds to support the Royal Canadian Legion Port DalhousieI challenge all Bike clubs in the Niagara area to attend this wonderful event Hosted by the Working Stiffs Riding ClubCanadian Legion Branch 350 Located at 600 Ontario St St Catharines ON L2N 7P8 (Known as Port Dalhousie ) 905-934-1261 Please use Joe Caruso as a contact andor myself Joes email address is kawasaki07bellnet andor faronleonardhotmailcom Thank You look forward to meeting some day

Blessing of the Motorbikersquos and Show and Shine

NB News Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

65The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Actor WisdomThere are four questions of value in lifehellip What is sacred Of what is the spirit made What is worth living for and what is worth dying for The answer to each is the same Only love~ Johnny Depp

Polymath WisdomBelieve none of what you hear and half of what you see- Benjamin Franklin

Spiritual Leader WisdomHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else yoursquore the one who gets burned ~ Buddha

Educator WisdomPeople who consider themselves victims of their circumstances will always remain victims unless they develop a greater vision for their lives ~ Stedman Graham~

Spiritual Teacher WisdomIt is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living ~ Eckhart Tolle

Lithographer WisdomA positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort ndash Herm Albright

I just got back from a pleasure trip I took my mother-in-law to

the airport

WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events

R RWYZWMNrsquoSWORDS TO THE WISE

66The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

67The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

NS Events

68The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

Select Arrows to view events

69The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

70The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

  • _GoBack
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  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
  • In Search Of Lost Indians
  • BC Events
  • International News Events
  • National Events
  • From the Depths of File 13 - I Hate Mondays
  • AB News - Events
  • David Pocock - AB Events
  • Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events
  • RAGE - SK Events
  • SK Events
  • Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle
  • Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List
  • bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events
  • SK News - Word Search
  • SK News Events
  • MB Events
  • The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener
  • Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful
  • ON News Events
  • ON Events
  • sport - News Events
  • Sports Events
  • Website Tip of the Week
  • Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events
  • ON Events
  • ON Events - Classified AD of the Week
  • Support Our Troops
  • QC Events
  • NB Events
  • NB News Events
  • WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events
  • NS Events
  • NL Events
Page 59: The Busted Knuckle Chronicles 19th Edition 2014

59The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Support Our Troops

B e t t y n e e d s y o u r s u p p o r tH e l p B e t t y rsquo s s u p p o r t f u n d

H e l p s u p p o r t f r e e d o m o f t h e p r e s s

60The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Support Our Troops

Upcoming SOT EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

Are you a veteran who owns a businessWould you like to promote your products or services but find advertising expensive

Get 50 off your first 6 months of advertisingContact Belt Drive Betty to find out about the

Veteranrsquos Business Starter Programbdbettygmailcom

61The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Tee Shirts Patches amp More in the BDB Store

We appreciate your support

wwwbdbstorecom

QC EVENTS

62The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

What did the elephant say to the naked man How do you breathe through that

tiny thing

Ah lsquoFridayrsquo my second favorite F-word

August 7 - 10 2014 - In the Heart of Downtown MonctonThe MotoMoncton Festival was first launched in August of 2011 with motorcyclists from near and taking over Monctonrsquos downtown core This three-day event featured motorcycle stunt shows a burnout competition group rides throughout Southeastern New Brunswick a bike cruise through Moncton live entertainment on Main Street and much moreIn 2012 the City of Moncton was pleased to host another weekend of motorcycle madness in downtown Moncton and to welcome bikers from across the region and across the country as the city hosted both MotoMoncton and the 17th Canadian National Harley Owners Group Rally Moncton was honoured to be chosen as host city for this national event and together with MotoMoncton the HOG Rally proved to be yet another exciting motorcycle weekend in the cityThis past August 2013 MotoMoncton organizers were yet again pleased to host another successful weekend of exciting activity with thousands visiting the festival grounds throughout the weekend

The festival an initiative of the City of Moncton is made possible by the support of various partners including Downtown Moncton Centre-Ville Inc various local motorcycle dealers and clubs and other community partners

For more information and sponsorship enquiries please contact 506-383-7020 506-877-7700 of by Email infomotomonctoncaOr visit motomonctonca

MOTO MONCTON NB EVENTS

63The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

What are three words a woman never wants to hear when shersquos making love ldquoHoney Irsquom homerdquo

NB EVENTS

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club would be very pleased if you would help support our up coming charity event in support of the DECH Childrenrsquos Ward

This year our Toy Ride takes place June 14th 2014 We are celebrating our 30th Ride Register early to receive a limited Edition 30th Anniversary Shirt

Registration forms online at

httpfrederictonmotorcycleclubcaHomephp

The ride begins at the parking lot of the Canadian Tire Two Nations Crossing (North Side) On site registration between 930 am amp 1045 am Ride begins at 11 am sharp

The Motorcyclist will enjoy a scenic country ride via Nashwack Bridge to Stanley At the Stanley school there will be a barbeque Show-N-Shine 5050 draw silent auction etc

The group will return via the Royal Road ending up at the DECH for the presentations of the Toys and monies raised to the Child Life Unit of the DECH

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club has been the most consistent supporter of the DECH Childrenrsquos Life Unit since 1985 All of the funds raised and Toys collected go to the hospitalized Children

Please share this email with all your friends Help us Brighten A Childrsquos Stay

Fredricton Motorcycle Club Toy Ride

64The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Where Royal Canadian Legion Branch 350 Port DalhousieWhen Saturday 7 June Blessing starts 11am followed by the Show and Shine

Show and Shine Entry fee $1000

11 trophies up for grabsbull Best in Show 1st 2nd 3rd placebull Best cruiser 1st amp 2nd placebull Best touring 1st and 2nd placebull Best sport bike 1st amp 2nd placebull Best sport touring 1st amp 2nd place

BBQ burgers and sausage on a bun for sale 5050 draw coffee and donutsAll proceeds to support the Royal Canadian Legion Port DalhousieI challenge all Bike clubs in the Niagara area to attend this wonderful event Hosted by the Working Stiffs Riding ClubCanadian Legion Branch 350 Located at 600 Ontario St St Catharines ON L2N 7P8 (Known as Port Dalhousie ) 905-934-1261 Please use Joe Caruso as a contact andor myself Joes email address is kawasaki07bellnet andor faronleonardhotmailcom Thank You look forward to meeting some day

Blessing of the Motorbikersquos and Show and Shine

NB News Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

65The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Actor WisdomThere are four questions of value in lifehellip What is sacred Of what is the spirit made What is worth living for and what is worth dying for The answer to each is the same Only love~ Johnny Depp

Polymath WisdomBelieve none of what you hear and half of what you see- Benjamin Franklin

Spiritual Leader WisdomHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else yoursquore the one who gets burned ~ Buddha

Educator WisdomPeople who consider themselves victims of their circumstances will always remain victims unless they develop a greater vision for their lives ~ Stedman Graham~

Spiritual Teacher WisdomIt is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living ~ Eckhart Tolle

Lithographer WisdomA positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort ndash Herm Albright

I just got back from a pleasure trip I took my mother-in-law to

the airport

WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events

R RWYZWMNrsquoSWORDS TO THE WISE

66The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

67The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

NS Events

68The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

Select Arrows to view events

69The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

70The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
  • In Search Of Lost Indians
  • BC Events
  • International News Events
  • National Events
  • From the Depths of File 13 - I Hate Mondays
  • AB News - Events
  • David Pocock - AB Events
  • Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events
  • RAGE - SK Events
  • SK Events
  • Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle
  • Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List
  • bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events
  • SK News - Word Search
  • SK News Events
  • MB Events
  • The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener
  • Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful
  • ON News Events
  • ON Events
  • sport - News Events
  • Sports Events
  • Website Tip of the Week
  • Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events
  • ON Events
  • ON Events - Classified AD of the Week
  • Support Our Troops
  • QC Events
  • NB Events
  • NB News Events
  • WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events
  • NS Events
  • NL Events
Page 60: The Busted Knuckle Chronicles 19th Edition 2014

60The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Support Our Troops

Upcoming SOT EventsJune - August

Select arrows to view events

Are you a veteran who owns a businessWould you like to promote your products or services but find advertising expensive

Get 50 off your first 6 months of advertisingContact Belt Drive Betty to find out about the

Veteranrsquos Business Starter Programbdbettygmailcom

61The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Tee Shirts Patches amp More in the BDB Store

We appreciate your support

wwwbdbstorecom

QC EVENTS

62The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

What did the elephant say to the naked man How do you breathe through that

tiny thing

Ah lsquoFridayrsquo my second favorite F-word

August 7 - 10 2014 - In the Heart of Downtown MonctonThe MotoMoncton Festival was first launched in August of 2011 with motorcyclists from near and taking over Monctonrsquos downtown core This three-day event featured motorcycle stunt shows a burnout competition group rides throughout Southeastern New Brunswick a bike cruise through Moncton live entertainment on Main Street and much moreIn 2012 the City of Moncton was pleased to host another weekend of motorcycle madness in downtown Moncton and to welcome bikers from across the region and across the country as the city hosted both MotoMoncton and the 17th Canadian National Harley Owners Group Rally Moncton was honoured to be chosen as host city for this national event and together with MotoMoncton the HOG Rally proved to be yet another exciting motorcycle weekend in the cityThis past August 2013 MotoMoncton organizers were yet again pleased to host another successful weekend of exciting activity with thousands visiting the festival grounds throughout the weekend

The festival an initiative of the City of Moncton is made possible by the support of various partners including Downtown Moncton Centre-Ville Inc various local motorcycle dealers and clubs and other community partners

For more information and sponsorship enquiries please contact 506-383-7020 506-877-7700 of by Email infomotomonctoncaOr visit motomonctonca

MOTO MONCTON NB EVENTS

63The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

What are three words a woman never wants to hear when shersquos making love ldquoHoney Irsquom homerdquo

NB EVENTS

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club would be very pleased if you would help support our up coming charity event in support of the DECH Childrenrsquos Ward

This year our Toy Ride takes place June 14th 2014 We are celebrating our 30th Ride Register early to receive a limited Edition 30th Anniversary Shirt

Registration forms online at

httpfrederictonmotorcycleclubcaHomephp

The ride begins at the parking lot of the Canadian Tire Two Nations Crossing (North Side) On site registration between 930 am amp 1045 am Ride begins at 11 am sharp

The Motorcyclist will enjoy a scenic country ride via Nashwack Bridge to Stanley At the Stanley school there will be a barbeque Show-N-Shine 5050 draw silent auction etc

The group will return via the Royal Road ending up at the DECH for the presentations of the Toys and monies raised to the Child Life Unit of the DECH

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club has been the most consistent supporter of the DECH Childrenrsquos Life Unit since 1985 All of the funds raised and Toys collected go to the hospitalized Children

Please share this email with all your friends Help us Brighten A Childrsquos Stay

Fredricton Motorcycle Club Toy Ride

64The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Where Royal Canadian Legion Branch 350 Port DalhousieWhen Saturday 7 June Blessing starts 11am followed by the Show and Shine

Show and Shine Entry fee $1000

11 trophies up for grabsbull Best in Show 1st 2nd 3rd placebull Best cruiser 1st amp 2nd placebull Best touring 1st and 2nd placebull Best sport bike 1st amp 2nd placebull Best sport touring 1st amp 2nd place

BBQ burgers and sausage on a bun for sale 5050 draw coffee and donutsAll proceeds to support the Royal Canadian Legion Port DalhousieI challenge all Bike clubs in the Niagara area to attend this wonderful event Hosted by the Working Stiffs Riding ClubCanadian Legion Branch 350 Located at 600 Ontario St St Catharines ON L2N 7P8 (Known as Port Dalhousie ) 905-934-1261 Please use Joe Caruso as a contact andor myself Joes email address is kawasaki07bellnet andor faronleonardhotmailcom Thank You look forward to meeting some day

Blessing of the Motorbikersquos and Show and Shine

NB News Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

65The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Actor WisdomThere are four questions of value in lifehellip What is sacred Of what is the spirit made What is worth living for and what is worth dying for The answer to each is the same Only love~ Johnny Depp

Polymath WisdomBelieve none of what you hear and half of what you see- Benjamin Franklin

Spiritual Leader WisdomHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else yoursquore the one who gets burned ~ Buddha

Educator WisdomPeople who consider themselves victims of their circumstances will always remain victims unless they develop a greater vision for their lives ~ Stedman Graham~

Spiritual Teacher WisdomIt is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living ~ Eckhart Tolle

Lithographer WisdomA positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort ndash Herm Albright

I just got back from a pleasure trip I took my mother-in-law to

the airport

WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events

R RWYZWMNrsquoSWORDS TO THE WISE

66The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

67The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

NS Events

68The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

Select Arrows to view events

69The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

70The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

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  • In Search Of Lost Indians
  • BC Events
  • International News Events
  • National Events
  • From the Depths of File 13 - I Hate Mondays
  • AB News - Events
  • David Pocock - AB Events
  • Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events
  • RAGE - SK Events
  • SK Events
  • Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle
  • Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List
  • bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events
  • SK News - Word Search
  • SK News Events
  • MB Events
  • The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener
  • Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful
  • ON News Events
  • ON Events
  • sport - News Events
  • Sports Events
  • Website Tip of the Week
  • Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events
  • ON Events
  • ON Events - Classified AD of the Week
  • Support Our Troops
  • QC Events
  • NB Events
  • NB News Events
  • WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events
  • NS Events
  • NL Events
Page 61: The Busted Knuckle Chronicles 19th Edition 2014

61The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Tee Shirts Patches amp More in the BDB Store

We appreciate your support

wwwbdbstorecom

QC EVENTS

62The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

What did the elephant say to the naked man How do you breathe through that

tiny thing

Ah lsquoFridayrsquo my second favorite F-word

August 7 - 10 2014 - In the Heart of Downtown MonctonThe MotoMoncton Festival was first launched in August of 2011 with motorcyclists from near and taking over Monctonrsquos downtown core This three-day event featured motorcycle stunt shows a burnout competition group rides throughout Southeastern New Brunswick a bike cruise through Moncton live entertainment on Main Street and much moreIn 2012 the City of Moncton was pleased to host another weekend of motorcycle madness in downtown Moncton and to welcome bikers from across the region and across the country as the city hosted both MotoMoncton and the 17th Canadian National Harley Owners Group Rally Moncton was honoured to be chosen as host city for this national event and together with MotoMoncton the HOG Rally proved to be yet another exciting motorcycle weekend in the cityThis past August 2013 MotoMoncton organizers were yet again pleased to host another successful weekend of exciting activity with thousands visiting the festival grounds throughout the weekend

The festival an initiative of the City of Moncton is made possible by the support of various partners including Downtown Moncton Centre-Ville Inc various local motorcycle dealers and clubs and other community partners

For more information and sponsorship enquiries please contact 506-383-7020 506-877-7700 of by Email infomotomonctoncaOr visit motomonctonca

MOTO MONCTON NB EVENTS

63The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

What are three words a woman never wants to hear when shersquos making love ldquoHoney Irsquom homerdquo

NB EVENTS

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club would be very pleased if you would help support our up coming charity event in support of the DECH Childrenrsquos Ward

This year our Toy Ride takes place June 14th 2014 We are celebrating our 30th Ride Register early to receive a limited Edition 30th Anniversary Shirt

Registration forms online at

httpfrederictonmotorcycleclubcaHomephp

The ride begins at the parking lot of the Canadian Tire Two Nations Crossing (North Side) On site registration between 930 am amp 1045 am Ride begins at 11 am sharp

The Motorcyclist will enjoy a scenic country ride via Nashwack Bridge to Stanley At the Stanley school there will be a barbeque Show-N-Shine 5050 draw silent auction etc

The group will return via the Royal Road ending up at the DECH for the presentations of the Toys and monies raised to the Child Life Unit of the DECH

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club has been the most consistent supporter of the DECH Childrenrsquos Life Unit since 1985 All of the funds raised and Toys collected go to the hospitalized Children

Please share this email with all your friends Help us Brighten A Childrsquos Stay

Fredricton Motorcycle Club Toy Ride

64The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Where Royal Canadian Legion Branch 350 Port DalhousieWhen Saturday 7 June Blessing starts 11am followed by the Show and Shine

Show and Shine Entry fee $1000

11 trophies up for grabsbull Best in Show 1st 2nd 3rd placebull Best cruiser 1st amp 2nd placebull Best touring 1st and 2nd placebull Best sport bike 1st amp 2nd placebull Best sport touring 1st amp 2nd place

BBQ burgers and sausage on a bun for sale 5050 draw coffee and donutsAll proceeds to support the Royal Canadian Legion Port DalhousieI challenge all Bike clubs in the Niagara area to attend this wonderful event Hosted by the Working Stiffs Riding ClubCanadian Legion Branch 350 Located at 600 Ontario St St Catharines ON L2N 7P8 (Known as Port Dalhousie ) 905-934-1261 Please use Joe Caruso as a contact andor myself Joes email address is kawasaki07bellnet andor faronleonardhotmailcom Thank You look forward to meeting some day

Blessing of the Motorbikersquos and Show and Shine

NB News Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

65The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Actor WisdomThere are four questions of value in lifehellip What is sacred Of what is the spirit made What is worth living for and what is worth dying for The answer to each is the same Only love~ Johnny Depp

Polymath WisdomBelieve none of what you hear and half of what you see- Benjamin Franklin

Spiritual Leader WisdomHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else yoursquore the one who gets burned ~ Buddha

Educator WisdomPeople who consider themselves victims of their circumstances will always remain victims unless they develop a greater vision for their lives ~ Stedman Graham~

Spiritual Teacher WisdomIt is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living ~ Eckhart Tolle

Lithographer WisdomA positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort ndash Herm Albright

I just got back from a pleasure trip I took my mother-in-law to

the airport

WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events

R RWYZWMNrsquoSWORDS TO THE WISE

66The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

67The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

NS Events

68The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

Select Arrows to view events

69The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

70The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

  • _GoBack
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  • In Search Of Lost Indians
  • BC Events
  • International News Events
  • National Events
  • From the Depths of File 13 - I Hate Mondays
  • AB News - Events
  • David Pocock - AB Events
  • Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events
  • RAGE - SK Events
  • SK Events
  • Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle
  • Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List
  • bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events
  • SK News - Word Search
  • SK News Events
  • MB Events
  • The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener
  • Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful
  • ON News Events
  • ON Events
  • sport - News Events
  • Sports Events
  • Website Tip of the Week
  • Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events
  • ON Events
  • ON Events - Classified AD of the Week
  • Support Our Troops
  • QC Events
  • NB Events
  • NB News Events
  • WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events
  • NS Events
  • NL Events
Page 62: The Busted Knuckle Chronicles 19th Edition 2014

62The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

What did the elephant say to the naked man How do you breathe through that

tiny thing

Ah lsquoFridayrsquo my second favorite F-word

August 7 - 10 2014 - In the Heart of Downtown MonctonThe MotoMoncton Festival was first launched in August of 2011 with motorcyclists from near and taking over Monctonrsquos downtown core This three-day event featured motorcycle stunt shows a burnout competition group rides throughout Southeastern New Brunswick a bike cruise through Moncton live entertainment on Main Street and much moreIn 2012 the City of Moncton was pleased to host another weekend of motorcycle madness in downtown Moncton and to welcome bikers from across the region and across the country as the city hosted both MotoMoncton and the 17th Canadian National Harley Owners Group Rally Moncton was honoured to be chosen as host city for this national event and together with MotoMoncton the HOG Rally proved to be yet another exciting motorcycle weekend in the cityThis past August 2013 MotoMoncton organizers were yet again pleased to host another successful weekend of exciting activity with thousands visiting the festival grounds throughout the weekend

The festival an initiative of the City of Moncton is made possible by the support of various partners including Downtown Moncton Centre-Ville Inc various local motorcycle dealers and clubs and other community partners

For more information and sponsorship enquiries please contact 506-383-7020 506-877-7700 of by Email infomotomonctoncaOr visit motomonctonca

MOTO MONCTON NB EVENTS

63The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

What are three words a woman never wants to hear when shersquos making love ldquoHoney Irsquom homerdquo

NB EVENTS

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club would be very pleased if you would help support our up coming charity event in support of the DECH Childrenrsquos Ward

This year our Toy Ride takes place June 14th 2014 We are celebrating our 30th Ride Register early to receive a limited Edition 30th Anniversary Shirt

Registration forms online at

httpfrederictonmotorcycleclubcaHomephp

The ride begins at the parking lot of the Canadian Tire Two Nations Crossing (North Side) On site registration between 930 am amp 1045 am Ride begins at 11 am sharp

The Motorcyclist will enjoy a scenic country ride via Nashwack Bridge to Stanley At the Stanley school there will be a barbeque Show-N-Shine 5050 draw silent auction etc

The group will return via the Royal Road ending up at the DECH for the presentations of the Toys and monies raised to the Child Life Unit of the DECH

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club has been the most consistent supporter of the DECH Childrenrsquos Life Unit since 1985 All of the funds raised and Toys collected go to the hospitalized Children

Please share this email with all your friends Help us Brighten A Childrsquos Stay

Fredricton Motorcycle Club Toy Ride

64The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Where Royal Canadian Legion Branch 350 Port DalhousieWhen Saturday 7 June Blessing starts 11am followed by the Show and Shine

Show and Shine Entry fee $1000

11 trophies up for grabsbull Best in Show 1st 2nd 3rd placebull Best cruiser 1st amp 2nd placebull Best touring 1st and 2nd placebull Best sport bike 1st amp 2nd placebull Best sport touring 1st amp 2nd place

BBQ burgers and sausage on a bun for sale 5050 draw coffee and donutsAll proceeds to support the Royal Canadian Legion Port DalhousieI challenge all Bike clubs in the Niagara area to attend this wonderful event Hosted by the Working Stiffs Riding ClubCanadian Legion Branch 350 Located at 600 Ontario St St Catharines ON L2N 7P8 (Known as Port Dalhousie ) 905-934-1261 Please use Joe Caruso as a contact andor myself Joes email address is kawasaki07bellnet andor faronleonardhotmailcom Thank You look forward to meeting some day

Blessing of the Motorbikersquos and Show and Shine

NB News Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

65The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Actor WisdomThere are four questions of value in lifehellip What is sacred Of what is the spirit made What is worth living for and what is worth dying for The answer to each is the same Only love~ Johnny Depp

Polymath WisdomBelieve none of what you hear and half of what you see- Benjamin Franklin

Spiritual Leader WisdomHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else yoursquore the one who gets burned ~ Buddha

Educator WisdomPeople who consider themselves victims of their circumstances will always remain victims unless they develop a greater vision for their lives ~ Stedman Graham~

Spiritual Teacher WisdomIt is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living ~ Eckhart Tolle

Lithographer WisdomA positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort ndash Herm Albright

I just got back from a pleasure trip I took my mother-in-law to

the airport

WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events

R RWYZWMNrsquoSWORDS TO THE WISE

66The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

67The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

NS Events

68The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

Select Arrows to view events

69The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

70The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
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  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
  • In Search Of Lost Indians
  • BC Events
  • International News Events
  • National Events
  • From the Depths of File 13 - I Hate Mondays
  • AB News - Events
  • David Pocock - AB Events
  • Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events
  • RAGE - SK Events
  • SK Events
  • Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle
  • Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List
  • bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events
  • SK News - Word Search
  • SK News Events
  • MB Events
  • The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener
  • Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful
  • ON News Events
  • ON Events
  • sport - News Events
  • Sports Events
  • Website Tip of the Week
  • Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events
  • ON Events
  • ON Events - Classified AD of the Week
  • Support Our Troops
  • QC Events
  • NB Events
  • NB News Events
  • WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events
  • NS Events
  • NL Events
Page 63: The Busted Knuckle Chronicles 19th Edition 2014

63The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

What are three words a woman never wants to hear when shersquos making love ldquoHoney Irsquom homerdquo

NB EVENTS

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club would be very pleased if you would help support our up coming charity event in support of the DECH Childrenrsquos Ward

This year our Toy Ride takes place June 14th 2014 We are celebrating our 30th Ride Register early to receive a limited Edition 30th Anniversary Shirt

Registration forms online at

httpfrederictonmotorcycleclubcaHomephp

The ride begins at the parking lot of the Canadian Tire Two Nations Crossing (North Side) On site registration between 930 am amp 1045 am Ride begins at 11 am sharp

The Motorcyclist will enjoy a scenic country ride via Nashwack Bridge to Stanley At the Stanley school there will be a barbeque Show-N-Shine 5050 draw silent auction etc

The group will return via the Royal Road ending up at the DECH for the presentations of the Toys and monies raised to the Child Life Unit of the DECH

The Fredericton Motorcycle Club has been the most consistent supporter of the DECH Childrenrsquos Life Unit since 1985 All of the funds raised and Toys collected go to the hospitalized Children

Please share this email with all your friends Help us Brighten A Childrsquos Stay

Fredricton Motorcycle Club Toy Ride

64The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Where Royal Canadian Legion Branch 350 Port DalhousieWhen Saturday 7 June Blessing starts 11am followed by the Show and Shine

Show and Shine Entry fee $1000

11 trophies up for grabsbull Best in Show 1st 2nd 3rd placebull Best cruiser 1st amp 2nd placebull Best touring 1st and 2nd placebull Best sport bike 1st amp 2nd placebull Best sport touring 1st amp 2nd place

BBQ burgers and sausage on a bun for sale 5050 draw coffee and donutsAll proceeds to support the Royal Canadian Legion Port DalhousieI challenge all Bike clubs in the Niagara area to attend this wonderful event Hosted by the Working Stiffs Riding ClubCanadian Legion Branch 350 Located at 600 Ontario St St Catharines ON L2N 7P8 (Known as Port Dalhousie ) 905-934-1261 Please use Joe Caruso as a contact andor myself Joes email address is kawasaki07bellnet andor faronleonardhotmailcom Thank You look forward to meeting some day

Blessing of the Motorbikersquos and Show and Shine

NB News Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

65The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Actor WisdomThere are four questions of value in lifehellip What is sacred Of what is the spirit made What is worth living for and what is worth dying for The answer to each is the same Only love~ Johnny Depp

Polymath WisdomBelieve none of what you hear and half of what you see- Benjamin Franklin

Spiritual Leader WisdomHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else yoursquore the one who gets burned ~ Buddha

Educator WisdomPeople who consider themselves victims of their circumstances will always remain victims unless they develop a greater vision for their lives ~ Stedman Graham~

Spiritual Teacher WisdomIt is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living ~ Eckhart Tolle

Lithographer WisdomA positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort ndash Herm Albright

I just got back from a pleasure trip I took my mother-in-law to

the airport

WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events

R RWYZWMNrsquoSWORDS TO THE WISE

66The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

67The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

NS Events

68The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

Select Arrows to view events

69The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

70The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
  • _GoBack
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Where Royal Canadian Legion Branch 350 Port DalhousieWhen Saturday 7 June Blessing starts 11am followed by the Show and Shine

Show and Shine Entry fee $1000

11 trophies up for grabsbull Best in Show 1st 2nd 3rd placebull Best cruiser 1st amp 2nd placebull Best touring 1st and 2nd placebull Best sport bike 1st amp 2nd placebull Best sport touring 1st amp 2nd place

BBQ burgers and sausage on a bun for sale 5050 draw coffee and donutsAll proceeds to support the Royal Canadian Legion Port DalhousieI challenge all Bike clubs in the Niagara area to attend this wonderful event Hosted by the Working Stiffs Riding ClubCanadian Legion Branch 350 Located at 600 Ontario St St Catharines ON L2N 7P8 (Known as Port Dalhousie ) 905-934-1261 Please use Joe Caruso as a contact andor myself Joes email address is kawasaki07bellnet andor faronleonardhotmailcom Thank You look forward to meeting some day

Blessing of the Motorbikersquos and Show and Shine

NB News Events

G e t y o u r e v e n t i n f o r m a t i o n t o u s - w e c a n n o t p r o m o t e w h a t w e d o n rsquo t h a v e

a n i n f o r m e d c o m m u n i t y i s a s t r o n g c o m m u n i t y e v e n t s b e l t d r i v e b e t t y c o m

65The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Actor WisdomThere are four questions of value in lifehellip What is sacred Of what is the spirit made What is worth living for and what is worth dying for The answer to each is the same Only love~ Johnny Depp

Polymath WisdomBelieve none of what you hear and half of what you see- Benjamin Franklin

Spiritual Leader WisdomHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else yoursquore the one who gets burned ~ Buddha

Educator WisdomPeople who consider themselves victims of their circumstances will always remain victims unless they develop a greater vision for their lives ~ Stedman Graham~

Spiritual Teacher WisdomIt is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living ~ Eckhart Tolle

Lithographer WisdomA positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort ndash Herm Albright

I just got back from a pleasure trip I took my mother-in-law to

the airport

WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events

R RWYZWMNrsquoSWORDS TO THE WISE

66The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

67The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

NS Events

68The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

Select Arrows to view events

69The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

70The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

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  • RAGE - SK Events
  • SK Events
  • Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle
  • Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List
  • bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events
  • SK News - Word Search
  • SK News Events
  • MB Events
  • The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener
  • Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful
  • ON News Events
  • ON Events
  • sport - News Events
  • Sports Events
  • Website Tip of the Week
  • Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events
  • ON Events
  • ON Events - Classified AD of the Week
  • Support Our Troops
  • QC Events
  • NB Events
  • NB News Events
  • WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events
  • NS Events
  • NL Events
Page 65: The Busted Knuckle Chronicles 19th Edition 2014

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Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Actor WisdomThere are four questions of value in lifehellip What is sacred Of what is the spirit made What is worth living for and what is worth dying for The answer to each is the same Only love~ Johnny Depp

Polymath WisdomBelieve none of what you hear and half of what you see- Benjamin Franklin

Spiritual Leader WisdomHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else yoursquore the one who gets burned ~ Buddha

Educator WisdomPeople who consider themselves victims of their circumstances will always remain victims unless they develop a greater vision for their lives ~ Stedman Graham~

Spiritual Teacher WisdomIt is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living ~ Eckhart Tolle

Lithographer WisdomA positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort ndash Herm Albright

I just got back from a pleasure trip I took my mother-in-law to

the airport

WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events

R RWYZWMNrsquoSWORDS TO THE WISE

66The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

67The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

NS Events

68The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

Select Arrows to view events

69The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

70The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

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  • AB News - Events
  • David Pocock - AB Events
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  • RAGE - SK Events
  • SK Events
  • Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle
  • Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List
  • bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events
  • SK News - Word Search
  • SK News Events
  • MB Events
  • The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener
  • Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful
  • ON News Events
  • ON Events
  • sport - News Events
  • Sports Events
  • Website Tip of the Week
  • Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events
  • ON Events
  • ON Events - Classified AD of the Week
  • Support Our Troops
  • QC Events
  • NB Events
  • NB News Events
  • WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events
  • NS Events
  • NL Events
Page 66: The Busted Knuckle Chronicles 19th Edition 2014

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Customer Bowled Over by Service

A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn then a left turn each time hearing a loud clunk

When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note lsquoRemoved bowling ball from trunkrsquo

NS Events

67The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

NS Events

68The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

Select Arrows to view events

69The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

70The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

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  • David Pocock - AB Events
  • Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events
  • RAGE - SK Events
  • SK Events
  • Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle
  • Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List
  • bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events
  • SK News - Word Search
  • SK News Events
  • MB Events
  • The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener
  • Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful
  • ON News Events
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  • sport - News Events
  • Sports Events
  • Website Tip of the Week
  • Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events
  • ON Events
  • ON Events - Classified AD of the Week
  • Support Our Troops
  • QC Events
  • NB Events
  • NB News Events
  • WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events
  • NS Events
  • NL Events
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NS Events

68The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

Select Arrows to view events

69The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

70The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

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  • In Search Of Lost Indians
  • BC Events
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  • From the Depths of File 13 - I Hate Mondays
  • AB News - Events
  • David Pocock - AB Events
  • Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events
  • RAGE - SK Events
  • SK Events
  • Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle
  • Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List
  • bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events
  • SK News - Word Search
  • SK News Events
  • MB Events
  • The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener
  • Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful
  • ON News Events
  • ON Events
  • sport - News Events
  • Sports Events
  • Website Tip of the Week
  • Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events
  • ON Events
  • ON Events - Classified AD of the Week
  • Support Our Troops
  • QC Events
  • NB Events
  • NB News Events
  • WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events
  • NS Events
  • NL Events
Page 68: The Busted Knuckle Chronicles 19th Edition 2014

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Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

I used to think the brain was the most important

organ Then I thought look whatrsquos telling me that

NS Events

Upcoming NS EventsJune - August

Select Arrows to view events

69The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

70The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

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  • From the Depths of File 13 - I Hate Mondays
  • AB News - Events
  • David Pocock - AB Events
  • Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events
  • RAGE - SK Events
  • SK Events
  • Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle
  • Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List
  • bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events
  • SK News - Word Search
  • SK News Events
  • MB Events
  • The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener
  • Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful
  • ON News Events
  • ON Events
  • sport - News Events
  • Sports Events
  • Website Tip of the Week
  • Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events
  • ON Events
  • ON Events - Classified AD of the Week
  • Support Our Troops
  • QC Events
  • NB Events
  • NB News Events
  • WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events
  • NS Events
  • NL Events
Page 69: The Busted Knuckle Chronicles 19th Edition 2014

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Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach Florida She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a bookSmiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him lsquoHello sir how are yoursquolsquoFine thank yoursquo he responded and turned back to his booklsquoI love the beach Do you come here oftenrsquo she askedlsquoFirst time since my wife passed away last yearrsquo he replied and again turned back to his book

lsquoDo you live around herersquo she askedlsquoYes I live over in Suntreersquo he answered and then resumed readingTrying to find a topic of common interest Sarah persisted lsquoDo you like pussycatsrsquoWith that the man threw his book down jumped off his blanket onto hers tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her lifeAs the cloud of sand began to settle Sarah gasped and asked the man lsquoHow did you know that was what I wantedrsquoThe man replied lsquoHow did you know my name was Katzrsquo

Patient ldquoI have a ringing in my earsrdquo

Doctor ldquoDonrsquot answerrdquo

NL Events

70The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canadarsquos Rider Powered Newswwwbustedknucklenewscom

Volume 12 19th Edition May 15 2014

Life isnrsquot like a box of chocolates Itrsquos more like a jar of jalapenos What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow

NL Events

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  • In Search Of Lost Indians
  • BC Events
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  • From the Depths of File 13 - I Hate Mondays
  • AB News - Events
  • David Pocock - AB Events
  • Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events
  • RAGE - SK Events
  • SK Events
  • Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle
  • Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List
  • bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events
  • SK News - Word Search
  • SK News Events
  • MB Events
  • The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener
  • Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful
  • ON News Events
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  • sport - News Events
  • Sports Events
  • Website Tip of the Week
  • Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events
  • ON Events
  • ON Events - Classified AD of the Week
  • Support Our Troops
  • QC Events
  • NB Events
  • NB News Events
  • WYZWMNrsquoS Words to the WIse - NB Events
  • NS Events
  • NL Events
Page 70: The Busted Knuckle Chronicles 19th Edition 2014

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NL Events

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  • RAGE - SK Events
  • SK Events
  • Canadian Legion of Riders Johnny Pag Motorcycle Raffle
  • Captain Ronrsquos Southern Saskatchewan Events List
  • bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events
  • SK News - Word Search
  • SK News Events
  • MB Events
  • The Grand Prairie Toys For Tots - Season Opener
  • Toxic Plants On Trails Be Careful
  • ON News Events
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  • sport - News Events
  • Sports Events
  • Website Tip of the Week
  • Faith amp Motorcycles - ON Events
  • ON Events
  • ON Events - Classified AD of the Week
  • Support Our Troops
  • QC Events
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