Volume 1, Issue 3

Inside this

issue:

NAKID

Horoscopes

2

Drunkball 3

Team of the

Week

3

Tuesday

Night

4

Wednesday

Night

5

Thursday

Night

6

Sunday Night 7

The Brew NAKID SOCIAL SPORTS

Summer Week Three, 2013

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Leo: July is no time to cat nap. So strut that mane through the party doors and show why

you're king. You may leave with your own pride of two.

Virgo: Your sign might be the virgin but your social cherry’s been popped. You're part of a

team now, so give in to your giving nature and spread yourself to your enthusiastic partners.

Libra: Balancing things out seems to be your forte, but those cups are not going to flip them-

selves. Stop looking across the table and concentrate on the cup in your

hands. One good flip might win the day.

Scorpio: Win or lose you will find your way to victory. Do not fret, for your

favorite poison will be plentiful at the bar.

Sagittarius: Don’t be afraid to kick toward the stars. You just might get a bullseye right

where you want it, but watch out for Taurus; they don’t like projectiles to the face.

Capricorn: Are you feeling torn between drinking like a fish or eating like a goat? Choose

both and go to a brunch...you will be pleasantly surprised with the outcome.

Aquarius: Take your flip cup skills and your pitcher of fermented goodness to the table and

join a round of games. You may be the difference between victory and defeat.

Pisces: Never feel like a fish out of water again. Don’t be koi, and stop fishing for an excuse

to get out and go play, because your team is up for the swim. Sorry for the fish puns had to

for the halibut.

Aries: Aries is the sign of daring go-getters but sitting down on the play is no way to spend a

summer day. Get out there and kick a ball or two and ram your way home, show everyone

why you are a god of competition.

Taurus: Cut the bull and charge forward with this week. Last week is

over and it is time to take on another one so don’t let those balls get

by you, go after them and prove you're not just another cow in the herd.

Gemini: Keep your quick feet in tune with a quick wit, or you might trip over yourself and

drop the ball.

Cancer: Don’t go home early this week, utilize your warm personality and stay a little longer

after the game. Ask out that special person across the table from you. You just might be sur-

prised by the answer.

NAKID Horoscopes

This week the Brew proudly

presents yet another widely popu-

larized drinking game played at

Hamilton’s...Drunkball. (Please

note that despite the picture we

can not play this game on the mall)

Step 1: Grab two teams of two

and 4 cans of beer

Step 2: One player from team A

throws a pong ball at the two

beers from team B, which will be

placed side by side in the end of

the table.

Step 3: If the ball hits the

cans Team B must chase

down the ball and then

touch the table with the

ball. The second person on

Team A will drink until the

ball touches the table.

Step 4: Team A and B

take turns repeating steps 2

and 3 (each team alternating

who throws and who drinks).

The first to finish both beers

wins!

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How to play Drunkball

Team of the Week

This is Booze on First. This Sunday afternoon team always has a good representation

on the field. They have been a team since 2008 and have won almost every champion-

ship if not every championship they have played in since 2009! They can be seen at

Hamilton’s often playing drinking games. When asked what makes them unique they

said they are a tight-knit group that likes to have fun and hang out throughout the week.

They are tough competitors to beat on the field, but don’t let that worry you they are

still a fun group to hang out with! So next time you see them, feel free to say hi to

Booze on First!

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Tuesday Recap

1. What is your favorite position “On top” 2. If you could have any super power what would it be ? “Definitely teleportation, the possibili-ties are endless” 3. How long is too long? “3 days??” 4. The last song stuck in your head was? “Get Lucky by Daft Punk” 5. Facebook relationship status? “In a Relationship”

5 Random Questions we asked Joe of 99 Problems But a Pitch Ain’t One.

5 Random Questions we asked Flag Footballer

Laura with Brady Quinn, Medicine Woman

1. What is your favorite positions “On top..always” 2. If you could have any super power what would it be? “Invisibility, could be hiding in the end zone or be a fly on the wall” 3. How long is too long “There is no such thing.” 4. The last song stuck in your head was? “Irresistible by Beyonce” 5. Facebook Relationship Status? “It’s Complicated (Laughs)”

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Keep Calm and Kick

On (23) vs. Filibust Your

Balls (6)

Right to Bare Balls

(10) vs. 99 Problems But

a Pitch Ain’t one (7)

Kicking Balls and Tak-

ing Names (13) vs.

Swift Kick in the Grass

(9)

Kick Me Baby One

More Time (6) vs.

Booze on First (1)

Back That Pass Up (7) vs.

The District Dire-

wolves (57)

Beat the D (54) vs. Bul-

winkle (44)

Brady Quinn, Medicine

Woman (20) vs. Super

Tight Defense (73)

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Wednesday Kickball Recap

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5 Random Questions for Andrew with Jiminy Kick-It

1. Would you rather be a zombie or

human in the apocalypse? “Zombie” 2. What is your favorite liquor? “Jack Daniels” 3. Would you rather eat out or eat in? “Eat in” 4. How long is too long? “Longer than 4 hours” 5. If you could have any super power

what would it be? “Teleportation”

Balls Models (26)

vs Jiminy Kick-It (2)

Salue Your Jorts (3) vs.

Ball and Chain (5)

Kicks are for kids (9)

vs Win or Lose We Still

Love Booze (8)

#SunsOutGunsOut

(7) vs. Attorney Twurk

Product (6)

1. Would you rather be a zombie or a human in the apocalypse?

“A human” 2. What is your favorite liquor? “Vodka” 3. What is the worst song you have had stuck in your head? “It’s a Small World” 4. If you could have any super power what would it be? “Teleportation” 5. Would you rather eat in or eat out? “Eat out”

5 Random

Questions for

Jessica with

Ball and Chain

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Thursday Recap

The Honey Badgers (6)

vs. Adult Recess (8)

Team Awesome

Sauce (9) vs. We are

Kicking, We Are Kicking

(1)

Stumbling Home

Headfirst (14) vs.

Making Pitches Cry (8)

My Couch Pulls Out But I

Don’t (6) vs. Gym Class

Zeroes (7)

Ya’ll ready for This?!?!

(7) vs. Head First Into

Third (6)

KILF (19) vs. I Kicked a

Ball and I Liked It (2)

5 Random Questions we asked Frank from

Gym Class Zeroes

1. In the apolocolpse would you rather be a zombie or a human? “Probably a human, but end up a zombie...so both.” 2. What is the worst song to have stuck in your head ? “Call Me Maybe”

3. If you could have any su-per power what would it be? “Teleportation” 4. How long is too long? “27” 5. Would you rather eat out or eat in? “Out”

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5 Random Questions for Katy with

Stumbling Home Headfirst

1. Would you rather be a Zombie or Human in the apocolpsyse?

“Human because I’d rather feel everything than nothing” 2. What was the worst song to have stuck in your head? “The Macarena”

3. If you could have any super-power what would it be? “This is a tricky one...super strength!!” 4. What is your favorite liquor? “Vodka!” 5. Would you rather eat in or eat out? “Uh...eat in.”

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Sunday Recap

1. What is your favorite liquor? “Malibue” 2. How do you like your meat? “Medium” 3. Would you rather be a zombie or

a human in the apocalypse? “Zombie” 4. If you could have any superpower what would it be? “Flying” 5. What was the last song stuck in

your head? “Loud by Mac Miller.”

5 Random Questions we asked Ariel from Pitch,

Don’t Kick My Vibe

1. What is your favorite liquor? “Whisky….no Tequila!” 2. If you could have any super pow-er what would it be? “Superman’s strength” 3. Would you rather eat in or eat out? “Eat out” 4. How long is too long? “There shouldn’t be a range” 5. Would you rather be a human or zombie in the apocalypse? “Human so I could kill the zombies. It’s just more fun.”

Isaac and the After

Thoughts (17) vs. Stay-

puft Marshmallow

Men (38))

Afternoon Delight (21)

vs. The Expendables

(61)

Scoregazmo (51) vs.

TDs N BEER (55)

Backfield Penetration

(44)) vs. The goose is

still loose (52)

Blue Steel (7) vs. Multi-

ple Scorgasms (70)

Fire Breathing Rub-

ber Duckies (6) vs. The

Swollbraham Lincolns (3)

Fat Kids Win at Teeter

Totter (0) vs. tOOt it &

bOOt it (11)

Don’t Kick My Face Bro

(6) vs Wait’ll You See

My Kick (8)

It’s My KICK in a

BOX Kick PASSS,

Kick DEEZE (10) vs.

Xtacles (6)

Menace 2 Sobriety (3) vs.

Balls to the Mall (15)

Harmless Puppies (1) vs.

Team Tommy (10)

5 Random Questions

for Danielle with

Pitch, Don’t Kick My

Vibe

Neuticals (11) vs. Dank

Dank in the Tank Tank

(5)

Sh*t Kickers (17) vs.

Bases may not be loaded,

but we are! (6)

Pitch, Don’t Kick My

Vibe (16) vs. We’ve

Got the Runs (4)

Performance Enhanced

Drunks (4) vs. Booze

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