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THEWEEKLYBREWTh e O f f i c i a l Week l y Maga z i n e o f P l ay NAK ID

Support Your School Support Your School Party RecapParty Recap page 8

The Weekly Brew Fall 2008 - Week 5

NAKID - OG/ToS/FF Chapter September 14, 2008 • 2

“I don’t remember saying that!”

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Game Recapspage 10

Lush & Lushettepage 5

Support Your Schoolpage 8

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Departments Events4NAKID CalendarWe fi ll you in on what's

happening in the next several

weeks

2 Ask NAKID Every week we

answer your questions about

Kickball, Flag Football, Flip

Cup, Drunkball and all things

NAKID.

5 Lush of the Week

11 The Magic Eight Ball See how your team ranks

when it comes to Flip Cup &

Drunkball.

10 Game Recaps

9 Support Your School Party See what went down at the

most attended party of the Fall

2008 season.

7 "I Don't Remember Saying

That..." What spews from

your mouth when alcohol is

involved.

Check us out online atwww.playnakid.com

4 Who Wore It Best SMAC team members duke it

out for best dressed.



Fall 2008 - Week 5

What is the deadliest creature on Earth?

You may not believe this, but the mosquito kills 2.7 million a year thanks to the malaria virus it carries in its saliva. "I went into a coma for three days and they drained all my blood and replaced it twice," says Reg Hoyt, professor of animal biotechnology at Delaware Valley College. Hoyt's nightmare took place in Africa, where malaria is still a serious health issue. In the US deer continue to terrorize us, killing at 150 year in their suicide bombing attempts by running into our cars. Remember, next time you are out and thinking how cute they look, they're really just lulling you into a false sense of security and plotting your death!

Can you scare off a shark by punching it in the nose?

"Hitting a shark in the tip of the snout is the best thing to do," reports Daniel R. Huber, a marine biologist at the University of Tampa. "All it's sensory systems are focused there." If you fi nd it diffi cult to aim because half of your body is being sawed by it's teeth, aim for the gills, "A blow in that area will scramble them up," Huber tells us. If that fails? Just pray that your loved ones will forgive you for that thing you did and you'll have a large kegger style funeral, 'cause you're screwed.

ASKNAKIDYou ask the questions, we give you the answers and all the need-to-know info you’ve been asking for...and then some. ?

How come I have to turn my Ipod off when I'm on a plane

and it's taking off?

No, it's not that the plane will fall out of the sky when you start playing your "Boys Suck" playlist. Next time you have your cell phone out stand right next to a radio that's turned on a hold a conversation. That screeching in your ear is the same thing a pilot hears in her headset if you leave any kind of electronic gadget on. Once the plane is in the air, she removes the headset so she can nod off in peace or snort some coke. Will the plane crash is you're an a-hole and leave it on? Probably not, but as Southwest Airlines fl ight operations coordinator David Edens said: "Quite frankly, would you like to take that chance?" So don't be a douche, you can live without your ABBA tunes for 3 or 4 minutes.

Can I really kill someone if a punch them in the nose?

Oh, you are certainly a tough guy, but before you try to be Steven Sagal on someone, slow your roll. "Driving the nasal bones into the brain with a striking blow is the stuff of legends," says Dr. Andrew Chang, maxillofacial surgeon at Scripps Memorial Hospital. Mike Tyson popularized this myth after a 1986 fi ght in which he said, "I always try to catch them right on the tip of the nose because I try to push the bone into the brain." Of course the idea that you'd be using the Tao of Tyson to run your life is more disturbing that you even thought of this. And remember, he had much more luck chewing ears off.



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56%This gal managed to get

an alcoholic beverage

past the drinking line for

the picture. Sure, it could

be empty, but it's the

effort that counts.

22%You, like your fellow male teammate, more or less got jipped, because in all technicalities, they aren't permitted to bring drinks out there.

22%You tied with the other guy...both of you have casual, relaxed stances and faces, just no drinks.

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SamTeam Bicycle

Congratulations Sam and Mike! This season they get not only the coveted NAKID Lush patch to proudly display on their shirt (or anywhere else they want). They also win 2 passes on the Boomer-ang Bus!

So suck up to them, be their friends, buy them drinks (clearly, they really like drinks!) and maybe you’ll get to go with them. Or you can just push your own tolerance and win your own Boomerang Bus passes.

Check out the Boomerang and its trips at www.ridetheboomerang.com

Mike Inebriationwithout Representation

From her captain (who knows a thing or two about being Lush of the Week):I'd like to nominate Sam for LOTW. She stumbled through Hamilton's, hardly able to stand up, chugging water out of a pitcher. She talked a lot, though I can't re-member much of that, was drunk myself. Though she did mention that in college she was a great chugger, but now can't chug shit. It was just very entertaining to watch her try to stand straight.You've got it Sam, congrats - thank your captain!

Many say a picture is worth 1,000 words. To us 3 pics are worthy of Lush of the Week. Courtesy of Mike's captain, we will just leave you with this photo montage:



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Redskins v. Eagles

September 27 - Anytime you pair NAKID with a Booze Bus you are pretty much guaranteed a good time.

October 5 - Basically any Redskins game will make it on my "get psyched for" list.

Shelly’s BirthdaySeptember 26

Something tellsme Shelly willbe on the bar agood portion ofthe night onThursday...if you're there besure to by her a drink!

NOT hell on DVDSeptember 30Iron Man is released on DVD. Will the summer block-buster do as well on DVD as it did in the- aters? Yeah, probably.

Hell on DVD

September 23 - The High School Musical 2 Deluxe 2-DiscEdition DVD is released. This makesme appreciatenot being ateenager EVER AGAIN.

Mondays

This week, next week, all weeks...besides Ultimate Frisbee, the day sucks in general.

National Bring a Teddy Bear to Work & School DayOctober 8 - Assuming you are trying to be taken seri-ously by your boss, not so sure this is a suggestable day to celebrate. If you're an elementary school teach-er, though, it could be fun.

Madhatter DayOctober 6

This could either be a lot of fun or it could bring out some big time weirdos.

October 1 It seems as though this quirky show was off the air for way longer than normal.


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"I have a penis, be nice."

Jeremy, Kick Pants

"My fantasy starts with Santana Moss

on top."

Mona, Italian Stallions

"Do I look like the kind of girl that wants a

fl ower??"

Liz, Kick Pants

"I'm being good tonight, I didn't make out with

anyone."

John, Kick Pants

Don't Miss Out...We know you will still want to use your costume, so wipe

off the beer and bring it out for another go round! We

will have a Halloween End of the Season Party. It will be

spooktacular! Free for NAKIDs we are looking to make

this the biggest EOS Party ever! $10 for all guests. Cash

prize for the top two costumes. $100 for best male and

female. Plus we will have some fun Halloween Party type

games like apple bobbing and stuff.

NAKID post-Halloween Halloween Party

November 1, 2008

8:00 PM

The Exchange



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The largest party of the fall season took place Saturday and most of you did not disappoint. We had al-

ums from Michigan, Penn State, Dayton, and a ton of other schools showing their school pride. Unfor-

tunately there was way too much pong taking place to get many matchups of school v school fl ip cup.

Having said that, University of Dayton certainly ruled the tables. Maryland and Michigan State both got

stomped and a conglomeration of big school teams bit the dust as well. As one NAKID said, "A small

school... who knew?"

As the night wore on we had the usual: makeouts galore, a couple actually having sex in the bathroom,

and at least one guy puking at the end of the night. Pennants were at a premium (at least those from

some schools) and we had a few NAKIDs leaving sad because someone else had gotten to it fi rst. Of

course a few of you took to wearing them and one in particular took to wearing almost ALL of them,

which was a great site.

Roses were handed out to the ladies and this made everyone smile. Yes, as always we have a double

standard in NAKID: women are great, men exist so we allow them to play. Get used to it. And beer is

great.

Another great party, another good time at the Exchange. We have one more party that is FREE to all

NAKIDs on November 1, make sure to RSVP!

Mid-Season Party RecapSupport Your School



BocceStugatts! and Polish Stallions are the win-

ners again this week.

Flag footballSay Hallo to My Leetle Fren makes it a dou-

bleheader sweep and improves to 4-1!

TSThe Blue Hoos got their fi rst win over the

Mad Cows, 9-7. But we always are in the

mood for MORE COWBELL! The Justice

League was lame and couldn't fi eld a

team so Bukkake gets a 7-0 win.

OGOnce again Menace to Sobriety failed to

fi eld a full team and started with only sev-

en players - but still won, 9-4 over (M)orally

Casual. Franks n Beans, and their new

pitcher, beat the Hoochies 12-4. Neuticals

and Inebriation without Representation

tied 5-5. Kick Pants beat SMAC, 5-1 and

WAD took down Team Bicycle 4-2.

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While Sunday still has what looks to be the strongest teams, a few of you seem unclear on the concept of what fl ip cup is. Many complaints about (M)orally Ca-sual fl ipper Barbara has them sinking in the rankings. Flip cup is NOT holding the cup and turning it over with your hand. Flip cup is drinking, setting the cup down, holding (or not) the cup with a hand and using one on the BOTTOM of the cup to fl ip it over and sticking the landing. Here's what we saw:

As always, Bocce, Flag Football, and Twice on Sunday teams left too early!

OG:1. Team Bicycle - They don't cheat.2. Kick Pants - Neither do they.3. Inebriation without Representation - Movin' up.4. Rainbow Cobras - Janine wanted us to write that.5. Hoochie Mamas - Played last week.6. Tar Heeled Kickballers - We hear good things.7. Franks n Beans - Too busy playing quarters.8. SMAC - Come on.9. Blumpkins - Let's go.10. Neuticals - Decent, when they play.11. (M)orally Casual - Must learn how to play.12. Menace to Sobriety - Oh how the mighty have fallen.

A few more teams involved, which is good. One note: YES, THERE ARE RULES TO THE GAME, YOU NEED TO FOLLOW THEM. As we stated week one, head to www.drunkball.net to read them. Sheesh, you try to teach people a game and they get their panties twisted... Standings:

Nothing from Bocce, Twice on Sunday, or Flag Football.

OG:

1. Kick Pants - By a mile.

2. Team Bicycle - Let's see you play more.

3. Franks n Beans - Carrie and Rob are monsters.

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