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MALCOLM: I’ve been waiting for somebody to come to the counter for such a long time, why are you at the back of the store? I’ll be telling my associates not to shop at this pitiful establishmentDAKOTA: Seriously Mr. Landgraab, I really don’t care what you do. Hell, if you tell your snooty friends not to shop here there’ll be less work for me to do.

ENRIQUE: There you go sir, sorry about the wait…I wonder where that boy is?

DAKOTA: Think about it babe, you be my girl and you get to chill like this everydayCHICK: I thought you had to man the cash register DAKOTA: Nope, my uncle came back, he’s been gone so long it’s only fair that I get a break don’t you think?CHICK: *giggle*

ENRIQUE: There you go Liz, sorry about the waitLIZ: Oh it’s no problem at all Mr. Bipity. It’s so nice to have you back, your nephew was terrible!ENRIQUE: You’re not the first person to tell me that today…hmmm, I’ll just have to see about that boy’s performance

DAKOTA: Blah, blah, blah. This yard is a mess Dakota, fill in those holes, your pup has puddles all over the place, clean up his mess. Stupid Rique, it’s amazing how he didn’t say anything about his being gone for damn near a year…it should be him out here…ah, my back!

FARIDAE: Pixx, I’m exhausted, I can’t study anymoreWelcome to heirship Fair, from now on it’s gonna be study, good grades and workFAIR: But I’m only a teenager, can’t I just date and play hooky?Um, no. You’re not just a teenager, you’re my heir, now back to the books

In another part of the house, my founder poofed into an elder. His wife doesn’t seem bothered by this at all. Lately, Marylena wasn’t complaining about the voices in her head much…I wonder why….?

Lucus’ birthday did cause her to go permaplat though, seeing as how she saw their golden anniversary and all, and she was in a much better mood, even taking time out for her kids!

And making plates to sell in the store…I swear I’ve never seen this sim so happy before, it’s like she’s permanently high or something…

A few days later, Albert became a teen. He’s like…always excited about his homework, what pisses me off with both of the kids though is how they decided to put their homework in the store, you’d swear that they didn’t have a house. Okay, maybe it’s not a great house but these people used to live outside!

Lucus found something better to amuse himself than insulting me, he finally realized how awesome being able to use magic is…took him long enough.LUCUS: My wife’s mood is affecting all of us, don’t spoil it Pixx

I’m still in love with Salem, he’s such a cute kid and his mood is always green, never yellow like everyone else—except his mother of course.

FAIR: When I officially take over this legacy, I’m going to travel the worldLUCUS: Why?FAIR: Because it’s my dreamLUCUS: Oh…it’s never gonna happen. You’ll work your butt off and have a bunch of kids, then you’ll grow old and die…FAIR: Daddy! *sob*

LUCUS: Your sister is a ray of sunshine isn’t she, all that talk about traveling the world. You on the other hand, you can do that because you aren’t the heir. ALLY: I don’t want to travel the world, I wanna party and get laidLUCUS: ….Oh….which one are you again?

Really Lucus, what the hell is going on with your head?LUCUS: You stressing me out that’s whatOf course I’ll be blamedLUCUS: Duh Pixx, everything is your fault, even the Haiti earthquake

I got his hair fixed, Lucus is one smexy elder if I do say so myself. The golden magic dust underneath his skin makes it look like he has some kind of psychedelic chicken pox though

I had to throw in this pic of Lucus doing his Wizard thing

This is his fat familiar Callion and he has twice as much attitude as his humanCALLION: You forgot to mention Pixx, that I’m smarter than him as wellYeah, smarter on the mouth you bad kitty.CALLION: Never refer to me as a kitty I’m so insulted, if you may, I can be referred to as cat or feline.

The cat or feline took to following Lena around. Callion, I’m quite aware of the little conference the two of you were having.CALLION: And your point issssss….?

I hope you haven’t forgotten that there’s another kid in the house. It was the day she was supposed to become a child when Sabrina finally learnt how to talk from her mother, and she immediately demanded a bottle.

She never did get that bottle.SABRINA: Go away Pixx, I’m busyAre you?SABRINA: YesFine, I’ll go, nobody wants to watch you make a poo anyway. How do you do that anyway? I mean, you were never potty trained…

You two again?CALLION: Yes Pixx, trust me, in the end you’ll be thanking me for these meetings with my human’s female

SABRINA: Good kitty, get the birdie!CALLION: I say go away you insufferable child, I do not want to catch the birdie

The shop is still in operation as you can see.LUCUS: Are you a pervert? What is a grown man going to do with a small statue?KOMIE: I have a niece you knowLUCUS: You’re strangeKOMIE: And your daughter’s prettyLUCUS: ???KOMIE: I just wanna play with those little puffs in her hair…LUCUS: Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a zombie?

CALLION: How dare these people keep all the good food for themselves and feed me dry cat food, I shall leave them an extra meat ball *evil laugh*

Lucus is hard at work again, this time he’s creating a special mixture…this time he’s getting for the big event

Woah! Marylena, you really didn’t age gracefully! Now you can really see how *er hem* interesting your nose is.

MeanwhileLUCUS: Forget the pretty rhyme, I don’t have the time, just turn this child into someone gifted and mild!

OoooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOoooooooooooooO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pretty sparkles…

Lucus passed on his gifts to his daughter…

His youngest son became a drool worthy teenager…

And my heir got a makeover, although I couldn’t do anything for that acne…ick!FARIDAE: Waaaahhh!!! Pixx called me ugly!!!!

ALBERT: What were you crying for this time Fair?FAIR: I’m exhausted! I have no time for fun, I hate being an heirALBERT: *sigh* On the bright side, you inherit…everythingFAIR: I know, but it’s just so hard!ALBERT: Fair, you’ll be fine

This is the infamous but not so bright Russ Bear. He broke into the store and I thought this guy hit the jackpot. But he’s an idiot!

He snuck into the house that has a burglar alarm and got arrested after he stole the machine making thing-a-ma-jig. Now half of the house wants to see his ghost and two people inside are well capable of making that happen. Poor stupid Russ.

Albert thought about being robbed while his sister wondered why her cereal was so soggy.

LUCUS: I’m summoning Callion back, are you paying attention Felicity?FAIR: Daddy, for the last time…LUCUS: No you’re not paying attention Feranda, Turn that contraption off this minute

SEBRINA: Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty!!!!CALLION: Ugh! Why are you even alive?!?

Matching elder PJs!Don’t let this picture fool you, these two hardly ever say two words to each other and both of their social bars are orange.

Finally the little brat grew up, she’s pretty, and weird, and I don’t like her very much… I was tempted to let the social worker take her away.

Albert!ALBERT: I didn’t do it!Dufus, you’re holding a spoon.

This is what the legacy house looks like now, I need to invest in some lighting and windows, seriously!

Faridae grew up badly. She walked from behind the counter and freaked out in the front of customers too! Nobody paid any attention to her, they just complained about not being served so I had to send someone over from the house to be a cashier before the customers got their pickforks.

SALEM: Mom, it’s the middle of the night, where are we going?LENA: Sush! You’ll see.

DAKOTA: Who the hell are you?SALEM: I’m Salem Spelman…where am I?DAKOTA: Where are you? Welcome to West Hell, you’re dead. Nah! I’m just playing but this place is the next closest thing to hell. Wait. Did you say your last name was Spelman?

DAKOTA: No freakin’ way! You’re from the legacy Spelmans? Hmmm, I wonder what my uncle has gotten himself into this time…?

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