Smiles and Uplifts Particularly for Women
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If it is hard to
say “no”, say
“I do not want
to say yes!”
Patricia Morgan
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You take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: No one to blame. Erica Jong
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Between two
evils, I always
pick the one I
never tried before.
Mae West
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May you hum
to yourself,
“I am so
beautiful,
to me. Oh!
Yes, I am!”
Patricia Morgan
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The only time
a woman really
succeeds in
changing a
man is when
he is a baby.
Natalie Wood
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When I learned
to breathe deeply,
I saved my
children’s lives.
Patricia Morgan
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I figure if the
kids are alive
at the end of
the day, I’ve
done my job.
Roseanne Barr
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What is the golden
rule for cows?
Do unto udders as
you would have
udders do unto you!
Groaning? Farm girl in me did not resist!
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I was raised by
a mother who said,
“Dust? Why, that is
just clean dirt!”
Patricia Morgan
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I will clean
house when
Sears comes
out with a riding
vacuum cleaner.
Roseanne Barr
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Laugh and the world
laughs with you.
Cry and you cry
with your girlfriends.
Laurie Kuslansky
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Never forget,
you are a some-bunny
to someone.
Yes you are!
Patricia Morgan
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If you can not
be kind, at least
be vague.
Judith Martin
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The world’s biggest
joke just might be
how seriously you
take yourself!
Patricia Morgan
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You are only
young once,
but you can
be immature
forever.
Germaine Greer
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A Friend Is Like Good Panty Hose...
• Hard to find
• Supportive
• Always lifts you up
• Makes you look better
• Covers your behind
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Tried on a thong
yesterday.
I’m still trying
to dig it out.
“Maxine” J. Wagner
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When you’re not thin
and blonde,
you come up with
a personality
real quick.
Kathy Najimy
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I discovered Victoria’s Secret! She has no thing for women my age, my size, my modesty . . . Patricia Morgan
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If you can not be
a good example,
then you will
just have to be a
horrid warning.
Catherine Aird
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I would
have been
much more
successful if
I had married
a wife like me!
Patricia Morgan
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Never go
to bed mad.
Stay up and fight!
Phyllis Diller
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The best Floor Play
there
ever was and is.
Patricia Morgan
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It doesn’t matter what
you do in the bedroom
as long as you don’t
do it in the street
and frighten the horses.
Beatrice S. Campbell
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There is no
sexpiration date.
AND you can aim
to become
Old Fart’s Tart.
Patricia Morgan
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This is what I
think of
aging gracefully!
Patricia Morgan
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Never forget; we have come a long way!
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