100:00:19,000 --> 00:00:23,198(Laughs) What do you think?I'm a mink.200:00:41,720 --> 00:00:43,870# Make mine mink300:00:57,560 --> 00:00:59,596# Make mine mink400:01:29,000 --> 00:01:34,677# Make mine mink,mink, mink, mink! #500:02:31,120 --> 00:02:32,473(Door opens)600:02:32,560 --> 00:02:34,676Just a jiff...700:02:36,000 --> 00:02:37,956- Pinkie?- Yes?800:02:38,040 --> 00:02:40,076Did I hear Dame Beatrice come in?900:02:40,160 --> 00:02:43,391(Whispers)No, it was the maid - Lily.1000:02:45,040 --> 00:02:46,598Oh.1100:02:46,680 --> 00:02:50,878If you're going to be a debutante,you must get that curtsy right.1200:02:58,240 --> 00:03:00,390(Hums British Grenadiers)1300:03:04,560 --> 00:03:09,395- Who's in there? Miss Pinkerton?- Yes, and stop rattling, Major.1400:03:11,040 --> 00:03:12,996It's 1831 hours.1500:03:13,080 --> 00:03:16,436You are scheduled to evacuatethe ablutions at 1830.1600:03:16,520 --> 00:03:19,114Surely you could wait 20 minutes?1700:03:19,200 --> 00:03:22,909No! It's the scheduled timefor my tub! You know the roster.1800:03:23,000 --> 00:03:27,312- Bother that. This isn't a barrack.- Sabotage!1900:03:29,840 --> 00:03:31,193(Screeches)2000:03:31,280 --> 00:03:34,397Now look what you made me do!2100:03:37,880 --> 00:03:39,313(Pinkie yelps)2200:03:41,520 --> 00:03:43,750Major, really!2300:03:43,840 --> 00:03:47,674- Are you mad?! Do you think...- Lily, he's invaded me...2400:03:47,760 --> 00:03:51,912What's going on? How can I instructa debutante with this din?2500:03:52,000 --> 00:03:54,195The Major just attackedMiss Pinkerton.2600:03:54,280 --> 00:03:56,430I just kicked the door in...2700:03:56,520 --> 00:03:58,670- by accident.- Good grief!2800:03:58,760 --> 00:04:01,593- (Pinkie) Lily!- Hark at the poor beast.2900:04:01,680 --> 00:04:03,6361830 is my scheduled bath time.3000:04:03,720 --> 00:04:07,759- What's 'appened, Miss Parry?- Nothing, Miss Golding.3100:04:07,840 --> 00:04:11,628With that accent, how can she hopeto come out successfully?3200:04:11,720 --> 00:04:15,030- She's halfway out already.- Same time tomorrow.3300:04:15,120 --> 00:04:18,795Meantime,read that little book of etiquette.3400:04:18,880 --> 00:04:22,555Practice refinementand above all that curtsy.3500:04:22,640 --> 00:04:24,392Righto.3600:04:29,520 --> 00:04:31,476Very good!3700:04:36,440 --> 00:04:41,389Intolerable! Something has to be doneabout Miss Pinkerton. No discipline.3800:04:41,480 --> 00:04:43,436You can have too much of that.3900:04:43,520 --> 00:04:46,273Nonsense.As my old chief Monty used to say,4000:04:46,360 --> 00:04:50,558discipline underlies civilian lifeas it does military life.4100:04:50,640 --> 00:04:54,076Monty? I thought you werein the Mobile Bath Unit.4200:04:54,160 --> 00:04:56,116Well, even so...4300:04:56,200 --> 00:05:00,830I bet he was allowed to have a goodold soaking without you breaking in!4400:05:00,920 --> 00:05:05,596- Mobile Bath Unit. (Laughs)- We did a perfectly splendid job!4500:05:05,680 --> 00:05:07,875- Oh?- We kept the army clean.4600:05:07,960 --> 00:05:10,952I know.You won the war with soap and water.4700:05:11,040 --> 00:05:13,235We were often in the thick of it.4800:05:13,320 --> 00:05:18,519It was a long time ago now, Major.Why do you keep harking back on it?4900:05:18,600 --> 00:05:22,593Why? Because they werethe happiest years of my life.5000:05:22,680 --> 00:05:26,593Six years of doing something,being somebody. Look at me now.5100:05:26,680 --> 00:05:29,240Holed up herewith a lot of dotty females.5200:05:29,320 --> 00:05:33,438No job, no future.Nothing to look forward to.5300:05:33,520 --> 00:05:37,877Right! Lodgers out of the drawingroom. Dame will be back soon.5400:05:37,960 --> 00:05:41,714Dame Beatrice has asked younot to refer to us as lodgers.5500:05:41,800 --> 00:05:44,997- We're guests.- Lodgers, squatters, guests...5600:05:45,080 --> 00:05:49,039I don't care, so long as the room'scleared. Evacuated, Major.5700:05:49,120 --> 00:05:51,076(Banging and grinding outside)5800:05:51,160 --> 00:05:53,515That'll be the Dame.5900:05:56,520 --> 00:05:57,873Yes.6000:05:58,520 --> 00:06:00,476(Revving and backfiring)6100:06:12,040 --> 00:06:15,635Lily! Come and help me upwith some things.6200:06:15,720 --> 00:06:17,915Right. OK!6300:06:18,000 --> 00:06:20,753Off you go. Scram.Back to your quarters.6400:06:25,200 --> 00:06:28,556- Why does she walk like that?- Can't think.6500:06:56,360 --> 00:06:58,476Thank you.6600:07:09,440 --> 00:07:12,273- Your name's Lily, isn't it?- That's right.6700:07:12,360 --> 00:07:16,273You, er... work for that old crackpotnext door, don't you?6800:07:16,360 --> 00:07:20,831I'll tell you what, the wife and Iare looking for a new girl.6900:07:20,920 --> 00:07:24,708I'll pay you a couple of quid a weekmore than she gives you.7000:07:24,800 --> 00:07:28,793Oh, now, wait a minute,you don't want to decide too quickly.7100:07:28,880 --> 00:07:32,793There might be, er... other perks,if we get on well together.7200:07:32,880 --> 00:07:35,110I don't think we would, Mr. Spanager.7300:07:35,200 --> 00:07:38,510I'd rather workfor Dame Beatrice for nothing.7400:07:38,600 --> 00:07:41,194Now kindly movebefore I use my knee.7500:07:56,680 --> 00:07:58,875- Dora?- Here!7600:08:07,480 --> 00:08:10,517- How was Birmingham?- Oh, business was fair.7700:08:10,600 --> 00:08:14,070I've, er,bought you a little present.7800:08:14,160 --> 00:08:16,913Breath of Spring mink. First quality.7900:08:18,320 --> 00:08:20,072Thanks.8000:08:23,680 --> 00:08:25,671Have you gone crazy?!8100:08:25,760 --> 00:08:28,718Birmingham on business!Brighton on funny business!8200:08:28,800 --> 00:08:31,792- Oh, Dora!- I don't want conscience presents.8300:08:31,880 --> 00:08:33,950This cost a thousand quid!8400:08:34,040 --> 00:08:37,430All you think about is money!Well, you can't buy me!8500:08:37,520 --> 00:08:40,796- Come on. Put it on.- Give it to your Brighton date.8600:08:40,880 --> 00:08:43,917- I'd rather throw it away.- Well, throw it away!8700:08:44,000 --> 00:08:46,116All right! I ruddy well will!8800:08:52,520 --> 00:08:56,195Done! Satisfied?Now say all I care about is money.8900:08:56,280 --> 00:09:00,159- I don't care what you think about!- Oh, Dora, leave me alone!9000:09:01,680 --> 00:09:03,636Oh, Lily...9100:09:05,800 --> 00:09:08,758Oh, you do look downin the dumps, Dame Bea.9200:09:08,840 --> 00:09:11,479I feel old and useless.9300:09:11,560 --> 00:09:14,597Useless? With all the good you do?9400:09:14,680 --> 00:09:18,229Did. I've finishedwith charity work this afternoon.9500:09:18,320 --> 00:09:20,709You scrimp and save,beg and borrow,9600:09:20,800 --> 00:09:22,870and where does half the money go?9700:09:22,960 --> 00:09:26,111Down the throatsof the organizing committee.9800:09:26,200 --> 00:09:30,352I'm finished.(Sighs) But I did enjoy it so.9900:09:30,440 --> 00:09:33,273Now I've gotnothing to look forward to10000:09:33,360 --> 00:09:37,990but getting as old and moth-eatenas this wretched thing.10100:09:44,240 --> 00:09:48,472Never mind, Dame. You never knowwhat's round the corner, do you?10200:09:48,560 --> 00:09:51,836(Mr. Spanager) Dora!There's nothing to get excited about!10300:09:51,920 --> 00:09:54,593- (Dora) Me get excited?- I'm not excited!10400:09:54,680 --> 00:09:57,831Ha! Trying to buy me backwith a blasted fur!10500:09:57,920 --> 00:10:00,480I've chucked the ruddy thing away!10600:10:00,560 --> 00:10:03,279I'm chucking you away!I'm leaving you!10700:10:03,360 --> 00:10:05,316Oh, sweetie, be reasonable!10800:10:23,880 --> 00:10:26,792Dame Beatrice,I wish to lodge a complaint.10900:10:26,880 --> 00:10:29,474- Again?- Lily's been at my fishing rod.11000:10:29,560 --> 00:10:33,758Oh, rubbish, Major. That Lilyshould go fishing in a London flat?11100:10:33,840 --> 00:10:37,230- What could she catch?- I caught her putting it back.11200:10:41,080 --> 00:10:45,596- Now, my girl, perhaps...- All right, Major. Leave Lily to me.11300:10:50,040 --> 00:10:54,033I don't know what you've been doingwith the Major's fishing rod11400:10:54,120 --> 00:10:57,032and I don't want to know,but don't do it again.11500:10:57,120 --> 00:10:59,270All right. I won't.11600:11:01,680 --> 00:11:03,716- What's this?- A present.11700:11:05,160 --> 00:11:09,915- From you?- From me and, um, providence.11800:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,513Oh, Lily.11900:11:12,600 --> 00:11:17,799You know, I... I've always wantedto give you something good.12000:11:17,880 --> 00:11:19,359But why?12100:11:19,440 --> 00:11:23,274You were the only person to give mea break when I came out of jail.12200:11:23,360 --> 00:11:26,397Well, it made no differenceto me that...12300:11:26,480 --> 00:11:29,153that your last postwas with Her Majesty.12400:11:30,520 --> 00:11:32,476What's this?!12500:11:32,560 --> 00:11:34,516Well, where did this come from?12600:11:34,600 --> 00:11:37,398Never you mind where.You just be glad it come.12700:11:37,480 --> 00:11:39,630You can't produce a valuable mink12800:11:39,720 --> 00:11:42,632and say it doesn't matterwhere it came from.12900:11:42,720 --> 00:11:45,553Well, the lady it was given todidn't want it,13000:11:45,640 --> 00:11:48,552so the so-and-so who gave it to herthrew it away.13100:11:48,640 --> 00:11:52,918- Lily, did you steal this?- Oh, no!13200:11:54,320 --> 00:11:59,189- I just retrieved it, that's all.- Oh, Lily, Lily.13300:11:59,280 --> 00:12:00,838(Buzzer)13400:12:00,920 --> 00:12:04,276That'll be the police!Without doubt, the police!13500:12:05,000 --> 00:12:06,956I'll answer it.13600:12:09,800 --> 00:12:12,917- Er, Dame Beatrice Appleby?- Yes...13700:12:13,000 --> 00:12:17,278No... Well, yes. She's in there.13800:12:22,120 --> 00:12:24,076Well, er... may I?13900:12:25,280 --> 00:12:27,840Excuse me. Thank you.14000:12:32,360 --> 00:12:34,396Dame Beatrice Appleby?14100:12:34,480 --> 00:12:37,517Yes.But it was an unfortunate accident.14200:12:37,600 --> 00:12:41,149- It's been going on for some time.- Oh, no!14300:12:41,240 --> 00:12:45,119Well, you are the ownerof car number EPB863?14400:12:45,200 --> 00:12:48,033Well, I haven't lookedat it for some time,14500:12:48,120 --> 00:12:50,315but what has that got to do?14600:12:50,400 --> 00:12:54,916Well, it's been involved in a seriesof "avoidable mishaps" lately.14700:12:55,000 --> 00:12:58,549Nothing serious.Just a hit here and a scratch there.14800:12:58,640 --> 00:13:00,790Oh! Oh, I see!14900:13:00,880 --> 00:13:02,632Oh!15000:13:08,360 --> 00:13:10,316Your fur?15100:13:10,400 --> 00:13:12,994Er, no... Oh, yes!15200:13:13,080 --> 00:13:15,992Thank you so much.Well, won't you come in?15300:13:16,080 --> 00:13:19,356How clever of youto have run me to earth.15400:13:28,040 --> 00:13:32,397You don't deny that you've hit a fewvehicles in passing, so to speak?15500:13:32,480 --> 00:13:34,436No, no. I'm sure you're right.15600:13:34,520 --> 00:13:39,799I have detected scraping noises,particularly when I was parking.15700:13:44,320 --> 00:13:47,756I do hope I haven't lefta trail of damage behind me.15800:13:47,840 --> 00:13:52,311No, that's putting it a bit strong,but you have to come to the station15900:13:52,400 --> 00:13:55,472- and bring your license.- I shall be delighted.16000:13:55,560 --> 00:14:00,190But I can't promise to bring mylicense. I haven't seen it for years.16100:14:00,280 --> 00:14:02,669Well, so nice of you to have come.16200:14:07,760 --> 00:14:11,036Lily? Show the Inspector out.16300:14:11,120 --> 00:14:13,076Thank you so much.16400:14:13,160 --> 00:14:15,435Lily, I want to see you in a moment.16500:14:24,440 --> 00:14:26,476Thank you.16600:14:26,560 --> 00:14:29,632What a charming lady...Er, dame... Er, person.16700:14:31,560 --> 00:14:34,472- Look, this'll seem a little odd...- Odd?16800:14:34,560 --> 00:14:37,393Well, sudden.You've heard of police balls?16900:14:37,480 --> 00:14:40,711Well, there's one next monthand I've got tickets17000:14:40,800 --> 00:14:45,112and I wondered if, er... if...Well, if you'd like to come with me?17100:14:47,600 --> 00:14:50,672- That's funny.- I know it's an awful cheek17200:14:50,760 --> 00:14:53,274but I don't know many peopleand, er...17300:14:53,360 --> 00:14:56,989Well, I'll call you tomorrow evening.The name's Benham.17400:14:57,640 --> 00:14:59,392Good day.17500:15:15,600 --> 00:15:18,239I hope that brought youto your senses.17600:15:18,320 --> 00:15:21,198- Well, where did you get it?- The Spanagers.17700:15:21,280 --> 00:15:25,068I yanked it off their balconywith the Major's fishing rod.17800:15:25,160 --> 00:15:28,550I'm telling Dame Beatrice!I'm sorry to disturb you.17900:15:28,640 --> 00:15:31,950- I must speak to you.- This is not a happy moment.18000:15:32,040 --> 00:15:35,191The Major's ruinedone of my customer's teapots.18100:15:35,280 --> 00:15:38,511I merely turned the oven up tonumber 10 for my macaroni cheese.18200:15:38,600 --> 00:15:40,556You knew I had china baking.18300:15:40,640 --> 00:15:43,438Just look atthe scorches along my joins.18400:15:43,520 --> 00:15:47,229China mending is my livingand I ought to be allowed...18500:15:47,320 --> 00:15:50,471Stop! As if I hadn'tenough trouble already.18600:15:50,560 --> 00:15:52,710(Major) Now look what you've done.18700:15:52,800 --> 00:15:56,759- Just leave me in peace.- Absolutely. Forget all about it.18800:15:56,840 --> 00:16:00,116- Oh, what a lovely fur. Is it yours?- (Wails) Oh!18900:16:00,200 --> 00:16:04,159I say, Lily's howling her head off.What's happened?19000:16:04,240 --> 00:16:11,032It's dreadful. She had a seizureand stole Mrs. Spanager's stole.19100:16:11,120 --> 00:16:13,429You mean she's... reverted?19200:16:13,520 --> 00:16:16,876- Only momentarily.- Not at all.19300:16:16,960 --> 00:16:18,916She's been at my flies, too.19400:16:20,720 --> 00:16:26,477Look. One of my salmon flies ismissing. I warned you about the girl.19500:16:26,560 --> 00:16:30,553- That doesn't help me now.- You'll have to inform the police.19600:16:30,640 --> 00:16:34,713Oh, no, no! She did it for me.19700:16:34,800 --> 00:16:38,588- A mad idea to give me a present.- Well, that's different.19800:16:38,680 --> 00:16:42,150If they find out,it'll mean jail for her again.19900:16:42,240 --> 00:16:44,356Well, we can't allow that.20000:16:44,440 --> 00:16:47,352- No, I suppose not.- No.20100:16:48,040 --> 00:16:50,634We must arrangea set of circumstances20200:16:50,720 --> 00:16:54,235and get the Spanagers out oftheir flat and the front door open.20300:16:54,320 --> 00:16:58,950Yes, that's possible, assumingthat they haven't missed it yet.20400:16:59,040 --> 00:17:00,996Yes, this could be rather fun.20500:17:01,080 --> 00:17:04,595We'll have to plan a campaignon proper military lines.20600:17:04,680 --> 00:17:06,989- Oh, crikey. Must we?- Certainly.20700:17:07,080 --> 00:17:12,154Now, headings..."Information","Enemy Mobilized in Flat 36",20800:17:12,240 --> 00:17:14,196"Enemy Strength." How many?20900:17:14,280 --> 00:17:16,794Just two. Mr. And Mrs. Spanager.21000:17:16,880 --> 00:17:21,158Secrecy is absolutely essential.We must send Lily on an errand.21100:17:21,240 --> 00:17:24,835- What for?- Oh, something without suspicion.21200:17:26,360 --> 00:17:28,316A tin of rice pudding.21300:17:29,560 --> 00:17:33,189Perhaps somebodywill think of something sensible.21400:17:33,280 --> 00:17:35,635How are we going to set about it?21500:17:35,720 --> 00:17:40,714We could light a fire, then shoutfor help through their letterbox.21600:17:40,800 --> 00:17:42,950What about the lift?21700:17:43,040 --> 00:17:45,508The lift. Yes, that's a possibility.21800:17:46,560 --> 00:17:49,393Yes, it's always going wrong.The lift!21900:17:55,680 --> 00:17:59,195A spot of rum before going intoaction is always permissible.22000:17:59,280 --> 00:18:01,475- This is brandy.- Same effect.22100:18:01,560 --> 00:18:03,755- You?- Oh, no. No, thank you.22200:18:03,840 --> 00:18:06,593I'll have some of this nerve tonic.22300:18:09,760 --> 00:18:12,558- Field's clear.- Right! Action stations!22400:18:12,640 --> 00:18:15,552- (Splutters) Must you be so loud?- Ring for Lily.22500:18:15,640 --> 00:18:19,918Ah! I just thought - if the deafporter's on duty, we're all right.22600:18:20,000 --> 00:18:24,516The short-sighted one might hearthe screams and wreck everything.22700:18:24,600 --> 00:18:27,478- Hell!- Then, we must dispose of him.22800:18:27,560 --> 00:18:31,348- Dame Beatrice!- Well, I don't mean bump him off.22900:18:31,440 --> 00:18:35,274Don't worry. Leave the porterto Miss Parry and me.23000:18:35,360 --> 00:18:37,112- Ah, Lily.- Yes?23100:18:37,200 --> 00:18:41,432I'm going to bed, Lily, but I shan'tget a wink... and you know why.23200:18:41,520 --> 00:18:46,071Pop round to Mrs. Richardson's and getone of her special sleeping pills.23300:18:46,160 --> 00:18:49,596If you're going to bed,why are you wearing your hat?23400:18:49,680 --> 00:18:52,672Don't ask silly questions, Lily.Run along.23500:18:54,400 --> 00:18:57,233What about the, um, you know what?23600:18:57,320 --> 00:19:00,278You can leavethe "you know what" to me.23700:19:04,840 --> 00:19:06,796Right. Any questions?23800:19:06,880 --> 00:19:11,032Yes. How will we knowwhen you've got the fur safely back?23900:19:11,120 --> 00:19:15,079- The signal you mentioned?- Why didn't someone remind me?24000:19:16,360 --> 00:19:18,954- I just did.- A police whistle!24100:19:19,040 --> 00:19:22,476Where the dickens will we finda police whistle at this hour?24200:19:22,560 --> 00:19:24,596- Of all the idiotic!- Wait.24300:19:34,640 --> 00:19:36,392(Toots)24400:19:45,080 --> 00:19:47,799I keep it in case of night intruders.24500:19:47,880 --> 00:19:50,474Night intruders? Some hope.24600:19:50,560 --> 00:19:52,312However, thanks.24700:19:52,400 --> 00:19:55,392I'll give a penetrating blastwhen I return safely.24800:19:55,480 --> 00:19:57,152(Door opens)24900:19:58,160 --> 00:19:59,912Lily.25000:20:01,480 --> 00:20:05,234- Lily's gone.- Good. Right. Egg timer.25100:20:06,840 --> 00:20:10,355Thirty seconds to go.Everybody ready?25200:20:12,440 --> 00:20:14,192(Ticking)25300:20:22,360 --> 00:20:25,750One moment.I don't think I'm quite ready.25400:20:26,800 --> 00:20:30,588- No, definitely not.- This won't take five minutes.25500:20:30,680 --> 00:20:34,309No, I must. I shan't be a moment.It's just...25600:20:36,160 --> 00:20:39,038If anyone's going to mess it up,she is. Stand by.25700:20:39,120 --> 00:20:41,839(Rings)25800:20:41,920 --> 00:20:45,276All right. First wave in.Good hunting.25900:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,195- (Crunch)- Steady on!26000:20:49,800 --> 00:20:52,473By Jove,this is quite like old times.26100:20:56,840 --> 00:20:58,592(Toilet flushes)26200:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,596Oh, they've gone.26300:21:08,680 --> 00:21:10,910Oh, my heart's pumping terribly.26400:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,355I'll never go through with it!26500:21:20,200 --> 00:21:22,953I say, steady on! A tot, not the lot!26600:21:32,120 --> 00:21:34,634It's all right. It's the deaf one.26700:21:37,600 --> 00:21:39,556(Dame Bea) My throat's gone dry.26800:21:39,640 --> 00:21:43,758- I shan't be able to make a sound.- (Miss Parry) That's my department.26900:21:43,840 --> 00:21:47,594(Dame Bea) Press the red box.Open the gates.27000:21:54,880 --> 00:21:56,836- Ready?- Yes.27100:21:56,920 --> 00:21:58,717(Bellows) Help!27200:22:00,720 --> 00:22:03,029- Help!- Over the top.27300:22:04,680 --> 00:22:07,877(Miss Parry) Help! Help!27400:22:07,960 --> 00:22:10,155Help! Disaster!27500:22:10,240 --> 00:22:11,992(Pinkie shouting)27600:22:12,080 --> 00:22:14,036All right, all right!27700:22:14,840 --> 00:22:18,879Come quickly! Dame Beatriceis rapped like a trat in the lift!27800:22:18,960 --> 00:22:21,110- What are you?- Quickly!27900:22:21,200 --> 00:22:23,156(Miss Parry) Help!28000:22:25,520 --> 00:22:29,229Psst! Lock the staircaseand faint if anything goes wrong.28100:22:29,320 --> 00:22:31,276Go on. Push!28200:22:33,320 --> 00:22:35,276The fur... Ah.28300:22:38,960 --> 00:22:41,793Where's the fur? Blast!28400:22:43,240 --> 00:22:45,629Blast it! We're sunk!28500:22:45,720 --> 00:22:47,676Oh! Ooh!28600:22:50,240 --> 00:22:51,992(Resounding thud)28700:23:02,240 --> 00:23:04,196(Woman) Good evening, young man.28800:23:04,280 --> 00:23:07,556Are you the gentlemanabout the cistern?28900:23:16,800 --> 00:23:18,552Oh... Oh...29000:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,468What shall I do? Oh, yes.29100:23:31,960 --> 00:23:33,712(Woman yelps)29200:23:33,800 --> 00:23:35,552Mmm...29300:23:35,640 --> 00:23:37,392(Toots)29400:23:37,480 --> 00:23:39,835Right-ho.29500:23:39,920 --> 00:23:41,876- There we are.- Thank you!29600:23:41,960 --> 00:23:44,474A most unpleasant experience.29700:23:47,040 --> 00:23:51,079Thanks a million. Beastlycontraption. Should be condemned.29800:23:51,160 --> 00:23:53,674- Why did you open the gates?- Don't ask me.29900:23:53,760 --> 00:23:58,072The whole thing's a blur. But I shallnever forget your gallantry.30000:24:10,040 --> 00:24:12,474Oh, success! Magnificent!30100:24:12,560 --> 00:24:15,154- Major, your plan...- Was a flop.30200:24:15,240 --> 00:24:17,390- We failed.- Failed?!30300:24:17,480 --> 00:24:21,996Yes. Caught red-handed.Old woman in flat. Ran slap into her.30400:24:22,080 --> 00:24:26,232Oh, yes. Mrs. Spanager's motheris staying a few days.30500:24:26,320 --> 00:24:28,231You clot!30600:24:29,320 --> 00:24:32,357- Why didn't you tell me before?- Well, I forgot.30700:24:32,440 --> 00:24:35,671- Well, you never asked me.- (Groans)30800:24:35,760 --> 00:24:38,399Only one course of action.Clean breast.30900:24:38,480 --> 00:24:41,040Throw ourselves on their mercy.31000:24:46,480 --> 00:24:49,517I wonder if I could havea tiny sip of his brandy.31100:24:49,600 --> 00:24:51,556I feel rather faint.31200:25:04,120 --> 00:25:06,509- Yes?- Yes, um...31300:25:06,600 --> 00:25:10,115Well, I've come to make a confession,actually.31400:25:10,200 --> 00:25:12,919Eh? Oh, you'd better come inside.31500:25:13,000 --> 00:25:16,834Thank you. Well, it's like this...31600:25:16,920 --> 00:25:22,074Good evening. Aren't youthe gentleman from the waterworks?31700:25:22,160 --> 00:25:23,991Now, Mother...31800:25:24,080 --> 00:25:28,039Why don't you leave thingswhere you ruddy well find 'em?31900:25:28,120 --> 00:25:31,635- My mother-in-law.- (Doris) What's going on now?32000:25:34,240 --> 00:25:36,549- That fur...- You haven't seen it.32100:25:36,640 --> 00:25:39,313- I can assure you...- You haven't seen it!32200:25:39,400 --> 00:25:41,914He's come about the cistern again.32300:25:42,000 --> 00:25:45,436Wants a new ball cock,that's what it wants.32400:25:45,520 --> 00:25:47,511Why don't you put her to sleep?32500:25:47,600 --> 00:25:50,194I mean, take her to bed.32600:25:51,280 --> 00:25:53,396Come along, dear. Beddy-byes.32700:25:54,440 --> 00:25:58,069Sorry about my mother-in-law.She, er, imagines things.32800:25:58,160 --> 00:26:00,720- Does she?- She's a bit barmy.32900:26:00,800 --> 00:26:03,030Oh, is she?33000:26:03,120 --> 00:26:05,588What's this about a confession?33100:26:05,680 --> 00:26:09,150Confession?Well, now you're imagining things.33200:26:09,240 --> 00:26:14,075Came to apologize for the confusion.Everybody's frightfully grateful.33300:26:14,160 --> 00:26:16,116Thank you.33400:26:19,080 --> 00:26:20,513Bye.33500:26:25,800 --> 00:26:28,155No, I think we've all had enough.33600:26:28,240 --> 00:26:30,196Oh, have you?33700:26:33,280 --> 00:26:35,589You can relax.They haven't a clue.33800:26:35,680 --> 00:26:37,750You're a marvel. What did you do?33900:26:37,840 --> 00:26:41,276Successful commandersnever reveal their strategy.34000:26:41,360 --> 00:26:44,238- Just be thankful I was around, eh?- Oh, we are.34100:26:44,320 --> 00:26:48,632Three cheers for the Major.Hip! Hip! Hoorah! Good show, chum.34200:26:48,720 --> 00:26:51,473- I've never been so excited!- Nor I.34300:26:51,560 --> 00:26:55,109I feel like I've given 1,000to charity.34400:26:55,200 --> 00:26:57,191I feel re-enlisted.34500:26:57,280 --> 00:27:00,670Fancy going backto mending chipped china after this.34600:27:00,760 --> 00:27:03,354Or teaching manners to morons.34700:27:03,440 --> 00:27:06,830And the dullnessof the teatime of life.34800:27:07,920 --> 00:27:11,674Well, I wouldn't mind doingthe whole thing again.34900:27:11,760 --> 00:27:14,832We'd do a better jobafter our baptism of fire.35000:27:14,920 --> 00:27:17,593- What a gang we'd make.- I say...35100:27:17,680 --> 00:27:21,673What about pinching fursinstead of putting them back?35200:27:21,760 --> 00:27:24,069By Jove, what a wizard idea!35300:27:24,160 --> 00:27:27,516A specialized task forcerun on military lines.35400:27:27,600 --> 00:27:29,830Under your command, Major.35500:27:29,920 --> 00:27:34,550- (Major) Yes!- And the proceeds for my charities.35600:28:03,760 --> 00:28:07,753(German accent) So, madam,this is a wonderful bargain.35700:28:07,840 --> 00:28:11,674Sable-dyed Russian Kolinskimit mink workings.35800:28:11,760 --> 00:28:14,718You see the narrow paneling.35900:28:14,800 --> 00:28:16,518500.36000:28:16,600 --> 00:28:20,354500 pounds for that?!It's daylight robbery.36100:28:20,440 --> 00:28:24,831I don't know what madam wants.I have been showing everything.36200:28:24,920 --> 00:28:29,630The best capes,from 300 to 3,000 guineas inclusive.36300:28:29,720 --> 00:28:31,995What is it you want?36400:28:32,080 --> 00:28:36,358Well, I wondered if you had anythingaround the three-guinea mark.36500:28:36,440 --> 00:28:38,192Three guineas?36600:28:38,280 --> 00:28:41,397What kind of a place do youtake me for? A junk shop?36700:28:41,480 --> 00:28:44,552- Goodbye, please.- Goodbye, please to you...36800:28:44,640 --> 00:28:48,474So, clear this stock away,Gertrude, please.36900:28:48,560 --> 00:28:52,599Don't just standing there.It's getting on my vick!37000:28:58,520 --> 00:29:00,158- Bongo.- Bongo.37100:29:00,240 --> 00:29:04,074Return to base via yellow routeand rendezvous soonest.37200:29:04,840 --> 00:29:07,434(Imitates Madame Spolinski)"What you want?"37300:29:24,920 --> 00:29:27,115- Hello.- Hello.37400:29:30,200 --> 00:29:32,350I'm sorry I'm late.37500:29:32,440 --> 00:29:34,396I've got some bad news.37600:29:34,480 --> 00:29:36,436Several of the chaps are sick37700:29:36,520 --> 00:29:38,829and they've shoved me on dutythis afternoon.37800:29:38,920 --> 00:29:42,879- Oh, well. Never mind.- I've got the tickets for the dance.37900:29:45,520 --> 00:29:47,670Is something the matter?38000:29:48,720 --> 00:29:52,395I don't think I'll be ableto come to the dance, Jim.38100:29:52,480 --> 00:29:57,235And I think it'll be very much betterif we don't see each other any more.38200:29:58,440 --> 00:30:01,352- Why?- I've got my reason.38300:30:02,600 --> 00:30:04,989- Oh, is there someone else?- Oh, no.38400:30:05,080 --> 00:30:07,036Well, what, then?38500:30:08,080 --> 00:30:12,551- I'm just not right for you.- Well, can't I be the judge of that?38600:30:14,000 --> 00:30:18,516Been better judges than you, Jim.Not so nice, perhaps, but better.38700:30:19,920 --> 00:30:23,435Well... I'm not giving you upuntil I know the reason.38800:30:25,400 --> 00:30:30,679All right. You've got your career tothink about and I wouldn't help it.38900:30:30,760 --> 00:30:33,911- But, Lily...- No, I've got a record, Jim.39000:30:34,000 --> 00:30:37,754- I've been inside.- Yes?39100:30:40,640 --> 00:30:44,189- Is that all you've got to say?- Is that all you've got to say?39200:30:44,280 --> 00:30:47,238- I know about your record.- You do?39300:30:47,320 --> 00:30:48,958Mm.39400:30:52,280 --> 00:30:58,116Look... When I was a kid,I pinched a bicycle bell from a shop.39500:30:58,200 --> 00:31:01,397Only I was lucky.I didn't get caught.39600:31:14,880 --> 00:31:19,829Come on. That's in the past. We'reboth on the straight and narrow now.39700:31:21,200 --> 00:31:23,395Oh, Jim. I'm so lucky.39800:31:23,480 --> 00:31:25,755It was Dame Beawho gave me my chance.39900:31:25,840 --> 00:31:30,197She's the sweetest, kindest, mosthonest person in the whole world.40000:31:30,280 --> 00:31:33,158But how shall we steal it?40100:31:33,240 --> 00:31:36,949- Capture, Dame Bea, not steal.- Hear, hear.40200:31:38,040 --> 00:31:42,670Intention: To capture one Kolinskifur coat from Madame Spolinski's.40300:31:42,760 --> 00:31:47,390- Wait a minute. Why not two?- I've planned the operation for one.40400:31:47,480 --> 00:31:50,552- Besides, who'd capture the second?- Pinkie.40500:31:50,640 --> 00:31:52,870- Oh, no!- Oh, no!40600:31:52,960 --> 00:31:55,554There you are.She doesn't want to do it.40700:31:55,640 --> 00:31:58,279Oh, I'd do it.I'm just not sure whether I could.40800:31:58,360 --> 00:32:02,512But if you use her,bang goes our mobile reserve.40900:32:02,600 --> 00:32:04,670I don't want to be mobile reserve.41000:32:04,760 --> 00:32:07,797That's just your wayof giving me nothing to do.41100:32:07,880 --> 00:32:10,155Very well,but remember it was your idea.41200:32:10,240 --> 00:32:13,073No point goingthrough these headings...41300:32:13,160 --> 00:32:15,879"Method", "Medical", "Veterinary"...41400:32:15,960 --> 00:32:19,236- Veterinary?- Horse transport. Not applicable.41500:32:19,320 --> 00:32:21,754"Dress." We'd better discuss dress.41600:32:21,840 --> 00:32:25,435Disguise is essential.Dame Bea, have you studied this?41700:32:25,520 --> 00:32:28,432Yes. Give me half a minuteand I'll show you.41800:32:28,520 --> 00:32:33,116I've got a gorgeous ideafor a disguise, too.41900:32:33,200 --> 00:32:37,273Oh! I'm so thrilled to bein the shock troops again.42000:32:37,360 --> 00:32:39,954Who's going to get the shock,I wonder?42100:32:40,040 --> 00:32:41,996Don't be too much of a diehard.42200:32:42,080 --> 00:32:44,548She'll show her paces with training.42300:32:44,640 --> 00:32:47,552You talk as if she was a horseinstead of an ass.42400:33:04,320 --> 00:33:08,677Ignore the wastepaper basket.It indicates a rather flowery hat.42500:33:23,320 --> 00:33:25,515How's that?42600:33:25,600 --> 00:33:27,955How's that? Out!42700:33:30,040 --> 00:33:33,157- Where did you get that patch?- Out of a cracker.42800:33:33,240 --> 00:33:36,789Crackers is the word.And you, Hunchback of Notre Dame.42900:33:36,880 --> 00:33:40,350- I only thought...- This isn't a fancy dress dance.43000:33:40,440 --> 00:33:44,911We have two enemies to deceive -Madame Spolinski and her assistant.43100:33:45,000 --> 00:33:48,754- Who's a half-wit.- A half-wit would smell a rat here.43200:33:48,840 --> 00:33:53,675It's essential that neither of themcan give a good description of you.43300:33:53,760 --> 00:33:56,558Now, Dame,you wear an exaggerated hat.43400:33:56,640 --> 00:34:00,713You, Pinkerton,you have a veil and...43500:34:00,800 --> 00:34:02,836yes, a false bosom!43600:34:02,920 --> 00:34:05,150How dare you discuss!43700:34:07,560 --> 00:34:11,269- Am I interrupting anything?- Gertrude, what are you doing here?43800:34:11,360 --> 00:34:13,476The name is Lily, if you remember.43900:34:13,560 --> 00:34:16,393Of course I remember.Don't be impertinent.44000:34:16,480 --> 00:34:19,472Why aren't you havingyour half day on... off?44100:34:19,560 --> 00:34:23,838- Well, my boyfriend was busy.- That's no excuse for creeping in44200:34:23,920 --> 00:34:27,196while we're... playing charades.44300:34:27,280 --> 00:34:31,796- Go and make us tea.- Yes, all right.44400:34:32,720 --> 00:34:36,793- I say. That was a dicey do.- Quick thinking about the charades.44500:34:36,880 --> 00:34:40,111Let's hope her boyfriendisn't busy next Thursday44600:34:40,200 --> 00:34:43,158otherwise we shall be properlyin the fertilizer.44700:34:47,840 --> 00:34:49,990(Major) I think they're off.44800:34:56,120 --> 00:34:59,032- They're away.- Was it that young guardsman?44900:34:59,120 --> 00:35:01,839No, new fellow.Shifty-looking customer.45000:35:01,920 --> 00:35:04,798I hope she's not gettinginto dishonest company.45100:35:12,880 --> 00:35:16,190Right.Where on earth's Pinkerton?45200:35:28,240 --> 00:35:31,118Now we're all here we'll havea final check of equipment.45300:35:31,200 --> 00:35:34,670White handkerchief for signaling?Good show. Key of car?45400:35:34,760 --> 00:35:36,955- Here.- Pennies for telephone?45500:35:37,040 --> 00:35:38,996- Here.- Oh, that reminds me,45600:35:39,080 --> 00:35:41,878if you've any little jobs to do,now's the time.45700:35:41,960 --> 00:35:46,397- I think I'm all right.- Good. Stop fiddling with that...45800:35:46,480 --> 00:35:50,268- It's uncomfortable.- Nonsense. It's a vast improvement.45900:35:50,360 --> 00:35:53,750Proceed to action stationvia red route. Good hunting.46000:35:53,840 --> 00:35:56,513- Goodbye.- Good luck.46100:35:56,600 --> 00:35:59,478Wish I had more confidencein Pinkerton.46200:35:59,560 --> 00:36:04,395She'll be all right. Polished offa bottle of nerve tonic before lunch.46300:36:04,480 --> 00:36:06,436Egg timer...46400:36:13,600 --> 00:36:15,556(Engine spluttering)46500:36:20,040 --> 00:36:21,598(Brakes screech)46600:36:22,800 --> 00:36:26,952Oh, dear. My mind's a blank.I can't remember our false names.46700:36:27,040 --> 00:36:30,077- Relax.- I've forgotten what to collect.46800:36:30,160 --> 00:36:32,993Am I Mrs. Kilweedor the Duchess of Pilverton?46900:36:33,080 --> 00:36:36,152For the umpteenth time,you are Mrs. Kilweed.47000:36:36,240 --> 00:36:40,074You're collecting a wild mink.Mine will be a Kolinski.47100:36:40,160 --> 00:36:43,436We decided I lookmore like a duchess than you do.47200:36:43,520 --> 00:36:47,991- Oh, it's so confusing.- It's too late now. Watch the shop.47300:36:53,520 --> 00:36:56,080Oh! Over there. Get on!47400:37:04,120 --> 00:37:05,678(Rings)47500:37:07,920 --> 00:37:09,558Bongo.47600:37:13,000 --> 00:37:16,549Gertrude, ten minutesyou have been arranging this coat47700:37:16,640 --> 00:37:18,995- und that is all you have achieved?- (Phone)47800:37:19,080 --> 00:37:22,470A 500-guinea ocelot?Looks like a sloppy Joe.47900:37:22,560 --> 00:37:26,599Oh, und this telephone.Always when one wants to go to lunch.48000:37:26,680 --> 00:37:30,639And don't scrumple the coat up.The lining will get squinched.48100:37:30,720 --> 00:37:33,837- Hello?- (Deep voice) Hello?48200:37:33,920 --> 00:37:37,595Sergeant Major Ockers here,of the bomb disposal squad.48300:37:37,680 --> 00:37:41,355- Is that Madame Splisonchi?- Madame Spolinski!48400:37:41,440 --> 00:37:44,113We've found an unexploded bombunder your domicile.48500:37:44,200 --> 00:37:48,159Mein Gott.16 years the war has been over48600:37:48,240 --> 00:37:51,312und just under my house,they must find a bomp.48700:37:51,400 --> 00:37:53,834How did it get there, this bomp?48800:37:53,920 --> 00:37:57,276We don't know how it got there.We just get rid of 'em.48900:37:57,360 --> 00:38:01,319- We don't put 'em there.- 'I shall be with you immediately.'49000:38:01,400 --> 00:38:03,595Gertrude, get my coat und hat.49100:38:03,680 --> 00:38:07,912Hello? I shall be with youin 20 minutes. Mein Gott!49200:38:16,080 --> 00:38:18,230Taxi! Taxi!49300:38:19,040 --> 00:38:21,952Hello. Come here. No! Stop there.49400:38:22,040 --> 00:38:26,636I come to you.Montague House, Montague Way.49500:38:35,920 --> 00:38:38,957Red Group to HQ. Bongo.49600:38:39,040 --> 00:38:40,996Fox out of cover. Four-ten.49700:38:41,080 --> 00:38:44,959Ten-four, not four-ten!However, good show. Bongo and out.49800:38:45,040 --> 00:38:49,158Everything going to plan.Phase Three coming up. Over to you.49900:38:52,200 --> 00:38:56,830(German accent) Hello, Gertrude.Here is Madame Spolinski...50000:38:56,920 --> 00:38:58,956Spolinski... (Clears throat)50100:39:02,120 --> 00:39:04,315- Number's engaged.- Blast!50200:39:04,400 --> 00:39:07,631If Pinkerton goes inbefore you phone, we're sunk.50300:39:08,880 --> 00:39:10,916(Giggles)50400:39:11,000 --> 00:39:13,594No, the old cow's out.50500:39:13,680 --> 00:39:16,513Oh, something about a bombin her cellar.50600:39:16,600 --> 00:39:19,353I hope it don't go offtill she gets there.50700:39:19,440 --> 00:39:21,795(Laughs) Oh, Al!50800:39:39,480 --> 00:39:41,232(Horn blares)50900:39:46,920 --> 00:39:49,639Customer. Must go. Bye-bye!51000:39:55,840 --> 00:39:59,435- Good afternoon.- Good afternoon.51100:39:59,520 --> 00:40:04,674I'm the Duchess of Pilverton. I'vecalled to collect my Spolinski coat.51200:40:04,760 --> 00:40:08,036- Spolinski?- Kolinski. So sorry.51300:40:08,120 --> 00:40:12,272The name's so confusing.The Kolinski I'm to take away.51400:40:12,360 --> 00:40:15,591- You know.- No, I don't.51500:40:15,680 --> 00:40:19,958- And Madame isn't here.- I know that. Er... I mean, really?51600:40:20,040 --> 00:40:23,999But she telephoned, didn't she?To say I could take it?51700:40:24,080 --> 00:40:27,834- No.- Oh, but she must have. I...51800:40:27,920 --> 00:40:30,878I saw you answer it.I mean, the Major...51900:40:30,960 --> 00:40:33,872But it's all arranged. I mean, I...52000:40:33,960 --> 00:40:35,712(Phone)52100:40:37,320 --> 00:40:39,276Excuse me.52200:40:40,880 --> 00:40:42,233Hello?52300:40:42,320 --> 00:40:45,278'Here is Madame Spolinski.52400:40:45,360 --> 00:40:48,318- 'Are you with me, Gertrude? '- Oh, yes.52500:40:48,400 --> 00:40:52,075In my rushing,I am forgetting two things.52600:40:52,160 --> 00:40:55,709Are coming to the shoptwo very important clients.52700:40:55,800 --> 00:41:01,591'One, the Duchess from Pilvertonund the other Mrs. Kilweed.'52800:41:01,680 --> 00:41:07,277One for the Kolinskiund the other for the wild mink.52900:41:07,360 --> 00:41:10,955They may want to takethe stuff away. Just get receipts.53000:41:11,040 --> 00:41:13,349I've got it. One of them's here now.53100:41:14,680 --> 00:41:17,035It's all right. That was Madame.53200:41:17,840 --> 00:41:19,831Oh... Thank goodness.53300:41:19,920 --> 00:41:22,354This'll be it.It's our only Kolinski.53400:41:22,440 --> 00:41:24,829No need to wrap it up.I'll eat it here...53500:41:24,920 --> 00:41:26,876Er, take it here... away...53600:41:26,960 --> 00:41:29,633- Just sign a receipt.- Yes, of course.53700:41:41,760 --> 00:41:43,512Oh, sorry.53800:41:47,640 --> 00:41:50,598- Good afternoon.- Good afternoon.53900:41:50,680 --> 00:41:53,911- Where is Madame Spolinski?- She had to go out.54000:41:54,000 --> 00:41:57,788Oh, how tiresome. Well, doubtlessshe left a message for me.54100:41:57,880 --> 00:42:00,110I am the Duchess of Pilverton54200:42:00,200 --> 00:42:03,636and I've cometo collect my Kolinski coat.54300:42:03,720 --> 00:42:05,472What?!54400:42:05,560 --> 00:42:09,075Why do you say "what", girl?Didn't I make myself clear?54500:42:09,160 --> 00:42:11,720But... she's just been in and took it.54600:42:11,800 --> 00:42:13,870Oh, the fool!54700:42:13,960 --> 00:42:16,155Oh... how foolish of me!54800:42:16,240 --> 00:42:18,993Well, I shall forgetmy own name next.54900:42:19,080 --> 00:42:21,435In fact, I did.55000:42:21,520 --> 00:42:24,717It was meeting the Duchessin the doorway.55100:42:24,800 --> 00:42:26,756We're old school friends.55200:42:26,840 --> 00:42:32,233I am Mrs. Kilweed. And I have cometo collect my wild mink.55300:42:32,320 --> 00:42:36,199- Oh...- Ooh, I think this must be it.55400:42:36,280 --> 00:42:38,510Ooh, yes, undoubtedly this is it.55500:42:38,600 --> 00:42:43,754Now, don't trouble to do it up.I shall wear it away. Yes...55600:42:43,840 --> 00:42:48,709Doubtless you'd like a receipt.One can't be too careful these days.55700:42:52,040 --> 00:42:55,589Yes. Thank you, m'lady... madam.I can't...55800:42:56,680 --> 00:42:58,636I don't understand...55900:43:00,160 --> 00:43:01,798What?56000:43:01,880 --> 00:43:04,440You saidthat was the Duchess of Pilverton.56100:43:04,520 --> 00:43:06,078Yes.56200:43:06,160 --> 00:43:09,436Well, she's signed herselfin your name - Kilweed.56300:43:09,520 --> 00:43:14,310Really? She's the mostdreadful practical joker.56400:43:14,400 --> 00:43:16,391Just wait till I get hold of her.56500:43:16,480 --> 00:43:18,869She knew I was coming in, of course.56600:43:18,960 --> 00:43:23,875I'll sign as the Duchess of Pilvertonthen your records will be straight.56700:43:23,960 --> 00:43:25,916- But that's...- Don't worry.56800:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,878If Madame Spolinski blows you up,I'll explain.56900:43:30,240 --> 00:43:32,196Well, I don't know.57000:43:36,680 --> 00:43:38,432(Crunch)57100:43:39,840 --> 00:43:42,957Pinkerton's overdue.Three minutes overdue.57200:43:43,040 --> 00:43:45,395- Traffic.- No, we allowed for that.57300:43:45,480 --> 00:43:48,438She must have stoppedfor the usual reasons.57400:43:48,520 --> 00:43:50,476She ought to see a doctor.57500:43:50,560 --> 00:43:51,834(Door slams)57600:43:51,920 --> 00:43:54,798There she is. Dame Bea!57700:43:54,880 --> 00:43:57,678Where is she?I'm going to strangle her!57800:43:57,800 --> 00:44:00,030- She's not back.- What happened?57900:44:00,120 --> 00:44:04,238- It's a miracle we're not in jail!- Well, she is for a cert.58000:44:04,320 --> 00:44:05,469(Door shuts)58100:44:05,560 --> 00:44:07,312(Sings merrily)58200:44:08,960 --> 00:44:11,633Tra-la! The return of the warrior.58300:44:11,720 --> 00:44:15,395- What happened to you?- The taxi got stuck in traffic,58400:44:15,480 --> 00:44:18,438so I slipped outwithout the driver seeing me.58500:44:18,520 --> 00:44:20,750I left the fare on the seat.58600:44:20,840 --> 00:44:23,354Never mind the fare.Where's the fur?58700:44:24,760 --> 00:44:27,115I left that on the seat, too!58800:44:29,560 --> 00:44:30,709Oh!58900:44:33,400 --> 00:44:35,550This is very civil of you, Dame Bea.59000:44:35,640 --> 00:44:38,473- Well, here's to crime.- Good luck, Major.59100:44:38,560 --> 00:44:42,553You'll have to forgive her ornone of us will get a wink of sleep.59200:44:42,640 --> 00:44:45,393- Hear that caterwauling?- Poor old trout.59300:44:45,480 --> 00:44:47,835Tell her to report to meimmediately.59400:44:47,920 --> 00:44:51,549- Must I put it quite like that?- Put it any way you like.59500:44:54,440 --> 00:44:56,396(Pinkie wailing)59600:45:07,000 --> 00:45:08,956(Clears throat)59700:45:09,040 --> 00:45:11,395Major wants you to report.59800:45:16,960 --> 00:45:19,110Not to worry.59900:45:25,000 --> 00:45:27,116I warned you she'd mess things up.60000:45:27,200 --> 00:45:31,512Poor Pinkie. She's so fond of you.Sees you as a sort of Robin Hood.60100:45:31,600 --> 00:45:34,831As long as she doesn't see herselfas Maid Marian.60200:45:35,760 --> 00:45:37,716She's coming.60300:45:37,800 --> 00:45:39,756Pillow's sopping.60400:45:44,760 --> 00:45:48,799Well, Pinkerton, you put upa stinking show this afternoon.60500:45:48,880 --> 00:45:51,235- Absolutely stinking.- Major...60600:45:51,320 --> 00:45:54,869However, it was my faultfor allowing you to do it at all,60700:45:54,960 --> 00:45:57,520so have a glass of fizzand cheer up, eh?60800:45:57,600 --> 00:45:59,670Oh, thank you. So kind.60900:45:59,760 --> 00:46:03,878I just want to say, I'm dreadfullysorry. I seemed to forget everything.61000:46:03,960 --> 00:46:06,110There's no excuse to forget anything.61100:46:06,200 --> 00:46:08,555Hear, hear.61200:46:08,640 --> 00:46:11,074Major,I'm sure you've thought of it.61300:46:11,160 --> 00:46:13,116You can't sell a fur anywhere.61400:46:13,200 --> 00:46:17,432Criminals have their means,but where did you plan to sell it?61500:46:17,520 --> 00:46:20,080I, er... Well, I...61600:46:20,160 --> 00:46:22,799You forgot that, didn't you, Major?61700:46:22,880 --> 00:46:25,792I didn't forget.I didn't think about it.61800:46:25,880 --> 00:46:30,556Don't criminals have a thingcalled a hedge or something?61900:46:30,640 --> 00:46:33,598- Oh, you mean a fence?- That's it. A fence.62000:46:33,680 --> 00:46:35,750We'd better find one sharpish.62100:46:38,720 --> 00:46:40,676- Good night.- Good night.62200:46:41,160 --> 00:46:42,798(Door shuts)62300:46:42,880 --> 00:46:44,836Lily!62400:46:44,920 --> 00:46:46,876Clearing act!62500:46:52,480 --> 00:46:54,232Bea!62600:46:55,520 --> 00:46:57,476Here, take this.62700:46:59,560 --> 00:47:03,838...and there on the window sill,the sweetest pair of Jenny wrens.62800:47:03,920 --> 00:47:05,672Cheep, cheep!62900:47:05,760 --> 00:47:08,593- Ah, Lily.- Do you want anything before I go?63000:47:08,680 --> 00:47:11,319No. No, thank you. Had a nice day?63100:47:11,400 --> 00:47:13,630Yes, thank you.63200:47:13,720 --> 00:47:16,951- Well, good night, all.- (All) Good night.63300:47:18,040 --> 00:47:21,589Go on about those vultureson your window sill...63400:47:22,640 --> 00:47:25,313That girl's becoming a ruddy menace.63500:47:25,400 --> 00:47:28,676Wait! Lily. She can help.She's been inside.63600:47:30,120 --> 00:47:34,113I've had an idea. I want to speakto Lily alone, so off you go.63700:47:34,200 --> 00:47:36,953- Dame Bea, I may need your pearls.- Why?63800:47:37,040 --> 00:47:40,953Never mind. Miss Parry, tell Lilyto come in here and see me.63900:47:47,720 --> 00:47:50,188- Do you want me?- Come in, Lily.64000:47:52,520 --> 00:47:54,476Close the door.64100:48:02,600 --> 00:48:05,910- Glass of champagne?- Hmm? No, thank you.64200:48:07,160 --> 00:48:09,515What's going on? Where is everybody?64300:48:09,600 --> 00:48:11,716Look, never mind the others.64400:48:11,800 --> 00:48:14,792- Lily, I wanted to get you alone.- Hmm?64500:48:14,880 --> 00:48:18,759- Lily... I have a surprise for you.- Look, Major, please...64600:48:18,840 --> 00:48:21,035Don't... don't rush me. You...64700:48:21,120 --> 00:48:23,918Lily, I want to take youinto my confidence.64800:48:24,000 --> 00:48:25,956I've heard that one before!64900:48:26,480 --> 00:48:28,675- Tell me, aren't you cold?- Hmm?65000:48:31,600 --> 00:48:33,556I'm writing a book.65100:48:33,640 --> 00:48:38,316- You are?- Yes. I Was A Teenage Delinquent.65200:48:38,400 --> 00:48:40,834- Oh, you weren't!- No, of course not.65300:48:40,920 --> 00:48:45,436It's purely fictional, butI was wondering if you could help me.65400:48:45,520 --> 00:48:49,308Suppose someone stole somethingand wanted to sell it.65500:48:49,400 --> 00:48:51,391- A fence?- That's it. Yes.65600:48:51,480 --> 00:48:55,598- How would you go about that?- I wasn't a professional crook.65700:48:55,680 --> 00:48:59,832- No, of course you weren't.- But there was a place by the docks.65800:48:59,920 --> 00:49:02,992A caf where the boysmade contact with fences.65900:49:03,080 --> 00:49:06,675- Do you remember what it was called?- Shanghai Harry's.66000:49:06,760 --> 00:49:12,118Shanghai... Thank you, Lily. Ifthere's anything I can do for you...66100:49:12,200 --> 00:49:15,158Well, you could let mehave my hand back.66200:49:15,240 --> 00:49:17,196Your?66300:49:17,280 --> 00:49:20,511- Oh, so sorry.- Thank you.66400:49:21,760 --> 00:49:23,910Shanghai Harry...66500:49:37,760 --> 00:49:39,990(# Theme from The Third Man)66600:50:55,640 --> 00:51:00,350- Yes?- Coffee. Black.66700:51:23,520 --> 00:51:24,873(Clinks)66800:51:36,040 --> 00:51:37,996Got a light, guv?66900:51:49,360 --> 00:51:52,113- Interested?- What in?67000:51:52,200 --> 00:51:55,909- Fencing.- What? Swords and suchlike?67100:52:00,920 --> 00:52:04,993That was quick thinking.I didn't see him coming. Congratas.67200:52:05,080 --> 00:52:07,036I'm interested in a fence.67300:52:07,120 --> 00:52:11,033- Buying or selling?- Selling, naturally.67400:52:12,120 --> 00:52:15,112- Well?- You're wasting your time, mate.67500:52:15,200 --> 00:52:17,760Nobody round here's got a garden.67600:52:17,840 --> 00:52:19,956Got a?! No, not that...67700:52:20,040 --> 00:52:21,996Silly clot!67800:52:37,360 --> 00:52:39,920(Mutters) S'pass ze sorcery soz.67900:52:40,000 --> 00:52:41,956Do you speak English?68000:52:42,040 --> 00:52:45,112He said, "Would you passthe Worcester sauce?"68100:52:45,200 --> 00:52:47,316Would I? (Tuts)68200:52:48,560 --> 00:52:51,154- Thank you.- Taken?68300:52:51,240 --> 00:52:52,992No.68400:53:17,560 --> 00:53:20,358Oh! Take your hands off them!68500:53:20,440 --> 00:53:22,192(Clattering)68600:53:26,560 --> 00:53:30,030- Here you are!- Wait a minute!68700:53:30,120 --> 00:53:32,315- Here you are, sir.- I got another one.68800:53:32,400 --> 00:53:34,356Here's a couple.68900:53:35,200 --> 00:53:37,156(Mutters) I got... I got...69000:53:42,360 --> 00:53:44,794- Are you in the Salvation Army?- Yes.69100:53:44,880 --> 00:53:47,394Well, where's your ruddy bonnet?69200:54:07,320 --> 00:54:09,072(Shrieks)69300:54:09,920 --> 00:54:11,512(Toots)69400:54:18,880 --> 00:54:20,836Shh! Quiet!69500:54:21,760 --> 00:54:23,716(Screams) Help! Burglary!69600:54:23,800 --> 00:54:26,473- What on earth?- I didn't do anything.69700:54:26,560 --> 00:54:28,869Honest, I won't hurt you.69800:54:28,960 --> 00:54:30,518(Screeches)69900:54:30,600 --> 00:54:33,751- There's a man under my bed!- A man under your bed?70000:54:36,800 --> 00:54:40,679Got you! Somebody get my revolver!Bedside table drawer!70100:54:42,040 --> 00:54:45,999- What do you think you're doing?- No violence intended, sir.70200:54:46,080 --> 00:54:49,436Nothing like that.I'm a pre-war burglar, I am.70300:54:49,520 --> 00:54:52,353I would never have touched the lady.70400:54:52,440 --> 00:54:54,670I can well believe that.70500:55:00,080 --> 00:55:02,150Oh! Steady on. It's loaded!70600:55:02,240 --> 00:55:05,277Oh, out the way, then.Put your hands up!70700:55:05,360 --> 00:55:08,591One false moveand I'll fill you full of lead,70800:55:08,680 --> 00:55:12,355- spread you all over the room!- Careful. It might go off.70900:55:12,440 --> 00:55:16,592- Phone the police.- Hold it. Lily, back to your room.71000:55:16,680 --> 00:55:20,798- Now, then, rat...- Please give me another chance.71100:55:20,880 --> 00:55:25,032We'll give you chance...on one condition.71200:55:25,120 --> 00:55:27,076Anything, ma'am. Anything.71300:55:27,160 --> 00:55:31,711We want the addressof a nice, honest fence.71400:55:36,800 --> 00:55:38,756(Banging and grinding)71500:55:43,160 --> 00:55:46,072I hope that bearded wonderdidn't let us down.71600:55:46,160 --> 00:55:49,470Would a fence livein a respectable place like this?71700:55:49,560 --> 00:55:53,439- We can but try. Give me the box.- Don't rush your fences.71800:56:05,080 --> 00:56:08,390- Will you be long, sir?- About six months.71900:56:08,480 --> 00:56:11,836Er... six minutes.I'm sorry. We shan't be long.72000:56:25,640 --> 00:56:27,870Good morning.72100:56:27,960 --> 00:56:32,033I brought some stamps to be valued.72200:56:34,640 --> 00:56:38,918A lady to see youabout some stamps... Yes...72300:56:39,000 --> 00:56:43,312No, somewhat unusual type... Right.72400:56:49,040 --> 00:56:51,270Would you go in, please?72500:57:07,800 --> 00:57:09,597Good morn...72600:57:12,360 --> 00:57:15,477- Good grief! Aunt Bea!- Freddie!72700:57:16,560 --> 00:57:19,996Freddie Warrington!I didn't expect to find you here.72800:57:20,080 --> 00:57:23,197What did you expect to find,Aunt Bea?72900:57:23,280 --> 00:57:26,158Well, I heardthere was a stamp dealer here.73000:57:26,240 --> 00:57:29,915- I was selling my collection...- Pretty bulky one. May I?73100:57:30,000 --> 00:57:32,798I've changed my mind.(Laughs nervously)73200:57:32,880 --> 00:57:37,670Well, this is a nice surprise. Givemy kind regards to your dear father.73300:57:37,760 --> 00:57:40,957- He's well, I hope.- He's flourishing, thanks.73400:57:41,040 --> 00:57:43,952The door's locked.A precautionary measure.73500:57:44,040 --> 00:57:49,592- Is that customary in stamp dealing?- "Stamps" is the password this week.73600:57:49,680 --> 00:57:53,389- How did you get it, Aunt Bea?- Don't you "Aunt Bea" me.73700:57:53,480 --> 00:57:56,119A boy I dangledon my knee a common fence!73800:57:56,200 --> 00:57:58,668The son of one of my oldest,closest...73900:57:58,760 --> 00:58:01,479Yes, I often wonderedabout you and Dad.74000:58:01,560 --> 00:58:05,712- I shall write to him about it.- Hardly wise in the circumstances.74100:58:05,800 --> 00:58:08,792What have you been up to,you naughty old dame.74200:58:08,880 --> 00:58:10,836Open this door at once!74300:58:13,000 --> 00:58:15,355Well, well!74400:58:15,440 --> 00:58:18,591Congratulations. Very nice, too.74500:58:18,680 --> 00:58:21,592I see I shall haveto tell you everything.74600:58:21,680 --> 00:58:23,989Yes. Yes, you must.74700:58:25,080 --> 00:58:28,277Tell me everything. Take your time.74800:58:29,240 --> 00:58:31,913Well, a friend of minehas gambling debts.74900:58:32,000 --> 00:58:35,072She's terrifiedlest her husband should find out.75000:58:35,160 --> 00:58:39,278This coat was smuggled in from Italy,so it's difficult to sell...75100:58:39,360 --> 00:58:41,874- I don't believe it.- It sounds incredible...75200:58:41,960 --> 00:58:43,712What have you got there?75300:58:43,800 --> 00:58:46,712"Confidence tricksters hoax furrier."75400:58:46,800 --> 00:58:48,791That has nothing to do with me.75500:58:48,880 --> 00:58:52,634Come off it. I recognize the furfrom the description.75600:58:52,720 --> 00:58:57,430Since I'm in this embarrassingsituation, perhaps we should proceed.75700:58:57,520 --> 00:58:59,476- How much?- 500.75800:58:59,560 --> 00:59:02,836Ridiculous!That coat's selling for 3,500.75900:59:02,920 --> 00:59:05,912- I shall go elsewhere.- Want some addresses?76000:59:06,000 --> 00:59:08,992I'll lay ten to oneno one offers you more than four.76100:59:09,080 --> 00:59:11,878Don't you make special termsfor regulars?76200:59:11,960 --> 00:59:15,111- You mean?- I'll keep my donations to charity76300:59:15,200 --> 00:59:17,156by hook or by crook.76400:59:17,240 --> 00:59:19,708- All right, a ten per cent bonus.- Done.76500:59:19,800 --> 00:59:23,509One, two, three, four,76600:59:23,600 --> 00:59:26,876five hundred... and fifty nicker.76700:59:26,960 --> 00:59:29,872One, two, three, four,76800:59:29,960 --> 00:59:32,235five hundred and fifty knickers...76900:59:32,320 --> 00:59:35,676Ahem, pounds, Matron,and I hope it's only the start.77000:59:35,760 --> 00:59:40,197Dame Beatrice, I don't know whatto say. This is manna from heaven.77100:59:40,280 --> 00:59:45,035- Oh, please don't say that.- Children, our orphanage is saved77200:59:45,120 --> 00:59:48,954through the kindness and generosityof Dame Beatrice Appleby77300:59:49,040 --> 00:59:51,600and her little band of angels.77400:59:52,480 --> 00:59:54,232Cynthia?77500:59:58,800 --> 01:00:00,756Oh, thank you.77601:00:09,760 --> 01:00:11,716Thank you, darling.77701:00:14,800 --> 01:00:18,315Now... hip-hip hooray!77801:00:18,400 --> 01:00:21,392(Children) Hip-hip hooray!77901:00:21,480 --> 01:00:24,199Hip-hip hooray!78001:00:25,280 --> 01:00:27,999Hip-hip hooray!78101:00:29,160 --> 01:00:31,276Now, then, children. All together.78201:00:31,360 --> 01:00:34,796# For they are jolly good fellows78301:00:35,440 --> 01:00:37,908# For they are jolly good fellows78401:00:38,360 --> 01:00:41,989# For they are jolly good fellows78501:00:42,080 --> 01:00:44,196# And so say all of us78601:00:44,800 --> 01:00:46,631# And so say all of us... #78701:00:46,720 --> 01:00:49,393- Makes it worthwhile, doesn't it?- Yes.78801:00:49,480 --> 01:00:53,678But no resting on our laurels, Major.These aren't the only ones.78901:00:58,640 --> 01:01:00,232(Sirens wail)79001:01:08,600 --> 01:01:12,798(Radio) 'Calling all cars in Area B.Calling all cars in Area B.'79101:01:12,880 --> 01:01:16,111The Apex Cold Storage Depothas just been raided.79201:01:16,200 --> 01:01:18,794The thieves took many valuable furs.79301:01:18,880 --> 01:01:22,395Repeat. The Apex Cold Storage Depot.79401:01:24,320 --> 01:01:26,072(Sneezes)79501:01:29,320 --> 01:01:32,437Trust Pinkertonto trap us in a deep freeze.79601:01:33,240 --> 01:01:36,198She couldn't helpletting the door slam.79701:01:39,960 --> 01:01:43,077She won't thaw.I'm frightened of her cracking.79801:01:43,160 --> 01:01:45,833Oh, bung her in front of the fire.79901:01:45,920 --> 01:01:47,638Righty-ho.80001:01:57,000 --> 01:02:01,471Three hours of frozen misery becauseof that abominable snow-woman.80101:02:01,560 --> 01:02:03,949Yes, and we'd have still been there80201:02:04,040 --> 01:02:07,157if I hadn't squeezedthrough the air duct.80301:02:43,960 --> 01:02:45,916This is a ranch mink, madam.80401:02:46,000 --> 01:02:50,437Oh, that is beautiful,and so warm for this cold country.80501:02:50,520 --> 01:02:54,718- It's rather expensive, of course.- The price does not influence me.80601:02:54,800 --> 01:02:57,360My husband is rolling in rupees.80701:02:57,440 --> 01:02:58,998Bongo.80801:03:09,800 --> 01:03:12,872- Can I help you, madam?- (Posh accent) Oh, no, thank you.80901:03:12,960 --> 01:03:15,428Just looking round for the moment.81001:03:40,120 --> 01:03:43,749This is a pastel mink, madam.We've reduced it in price.81101:03:43,840 --> 01:03:45,796Oh, it's lovely. Bongo.81201:03:53,160 --> 01:03:57,312- It is a lovely fur.- Yes, I'll say it is. Bongo!81301:04:11,880 --> 01:04:13,472Fire!81401:04:13,960 --> 01:04:15,791Fire!81501:04:15,880 --> 01:04:18,030- Ooh, a fire.- Oh!81601:04:19,320 --> 01:04:22,039Better call the fire brigade.81701:04:22,120 --> 01:04:25,192We must save all these lovely furs.81801:04:26,720 --> 01:04:29,359Officer, take these.I'll get some more.81901:04:29,440 --> 01:04:30,998Right.82001:05:02,200 --> 01:05:04,156Bongo, get cracking.82101:05:09,000 --> 01:05:10,956(Brakes screech)82201:05:21,600 --> 01:05:23,909(Engine splutters and backfires)82301:05:28,480 --> 01:05:32,189Hey, Sergeant!You trying to commit suicide?82401:05:32,920 --> 01:05:35,275Sorry, old boy. Didn't see.82501:05:35,360 --> 01:05:37,316- Wait!- Me?82601:05:37,400 --> 01:05:42,269- Yes. What division are you from?- The third. I mean C.82701:05:44,560 --> 01:05:46,516They went that way.82801:05:47,880 --> 01:05:50,235Something funny there. After him!82901:06:05,520 --> 01:06:07,476(Siren)83001:06:22,040 --> 01:06:27,398Oi! Keep a look out for a chap aroundhere dressed like a sergeant.83101:06:54,840 --> 01:06:58,992- Dame! What on earth are you?- What are you doing here?83201:06:59,080 --> 01:07:01,389My boyfriendcan't meet me till late.83301:07:01,480 --> 01:07:04,074You should change to somebodymore reliable.83401:07:09,920 --> 01:07:12,593- Shh! Be quiet.- It's you!83501:07:12,680 --> 01:07:14,636Of course it's me.83601:07:20,560 --> 01:07:23,393- Oh, Lily...- Pinkerton! What on earth?83701:07:23,480 --> 01:07:26,040It's all right, really... Really.83801:07:55,760 --> 01:07:57,910Another dicey do.83901:08:07,360 --> 01:08:09,316All clear.84001:08:13,080 --> 01:08:15,230Right.84101:08:15,320 --> 01:08:19,313As chairman, I should liketo open this first quarterly meeting84201:08:19,400 --> 01:08:22,631by paying tributeto your loyal services.84301:08:22,720 --> 01:08:24,676There have been mistakes...84401:08:25,360 --> 01:08:29,035but we've had jolly good huntingand knocked them for six.84501:08:29,120 --> 01:08:30,519Hear, hear.84601:08:30,600 --> 01:08:36,232However, one aspect of our activitieshas been neglected - the use of SA.84701:08:36,320 --> 01:08:38,470- Sex appeal?- Certainly not.84801:08:38,560 --> 01:08:42,314Spontaneous action.Targets of fleeting opportunity.84901:08:42,400 --> 01:08:47,394Oh, you mean we can steal a spuron the fur of the moment.85001:08:47,480 --> 01:08:51,792Yes, but we have to be very careful,especially you, Pinkerton.85101:08:51,880 --> 01:08:54,952- Right. Any complaints?- (Pinkie) Yes, please.85201:08:55,040 --> 01:08:59,238I don't want to do any more trailingafter dark in Piccadilly.85301:09:00,280 --> 01:09:03,750- Why not?- I've had unpleasant experiences.85401:09:05,600 --> 01:09:07,875Funny. I never have.85501:09:07,960 --> 01:09:11,077Well, Nan can take night duties.85601:09:11,160 --> 01:09:15,551- Oh, thank you.- Anything else? No?85701:09:17,320 --> 01:09:20,756Oh, Dame Bea, can you putthese two furs in your bedroom?85801:09:20,840 --> 01:09:23,229The ottoman's absolutely chock-a.85901:09:35,400 --> 01:09:38,437- Lily... with a man!- Curse that girl!86001:09:38,520 --> 01:09:42,399Action stations, at the double!Put them behind there.86101:09:59,400 --> 01:10:01,755Bongo. Subterfuge commence.86201:10:02,840 --> 01:10:05,354Don't try that vulture lark.86301:10:05,440 --> 01:10:07,078- (Knock at door)- Come in.86401:10:10,360 --> 01:10:14,592...and there in the grass was a teenylittle crocus peeping up at me.86501:10:15,640 --> 01:10:16,993(Timer rings)86601:10:17,080 --> 01:10:22,473I'm sorry to keep popping in likethis but I've got some news for you.86701:10:22,560 --> 01:10:24,471Yes, Lily? Good evening.86801:10:25,520 --> 01:10:29,308This is Jim Benham and, er...we're gonna get married.86901:10:29,400 --> 01:10:32,233Oh... this is a nice surprise.87001:10:32,320 --> 01:10:35,357- Congratas. Good show.- You lucky girl.87101:10:35,440 --> 01:10:37,396And what do you do?87201:10:37,480 --> 01:10:40,995- I'm a policeman.- And he knows about everything.87301:10:41,080 --> 01:10:44,709- What's that?- My past. Don't look so worried.87401:10:45,720 --> 01:10:48,951Oh. I think I must sit down.I feel a little faint.87501:10:49,040 --> 01:10:51,508I'd like a little brandy,please, Major.87601:10:51,600 --> 01:10:55,798Oh, so would I. We'll all have one.Make yourself comfortable.87701:10:55,880 --> 01:10:58,758- Put your coat down here.- Thank you, sir.87801:11:02,480 --> 01:11:04,436Hello, hello.87901:11:04,520 --> 01:11:07,398What's this on the floor?88001:11:11,120 --> 01:11:14,032That's no way to treatnice coats like these.88101:11:16,560 --> 01:11:19,313I always seem to bepicking up your furs.88201:11:19,400 --> 01:11:21,994Yes. Thank you.They must have slipped down.88301:11:22,080 --> 01:11:26,790- Have a drink, old man.- No, thank you. Jim doesn't drink.88401:11:26,880 --> 01:11:30,031- I'll give you a cup of tea.- Aye...88501:11:30,120 --> 01:11:32,953Now, if you go on ahead,I'll join you later.88601:11:33,040 --> 01:11:34,996Yeah, well, er... righto.88701:11:35,080 --> 01:11:37,992Good night, everyoneand, er... good night.88801:11:40,200 --> 01:11:43,237- So, that's it.- That's what, Lily?88901:11:43,320 --> 01:11:48,155You're this mad old gang who'sbeen stealing furs all over London?89001:11:49,280 --> 01:11:52,477We work for charity.We're not real criminals.89101:11:52,560 --> 01:11:55,677You're telling me.You're blooming amateurs.89201:11:55,760 --> 01:11:58,433Amateurs?! What?89301:11:58,520 --> 01:12:01,080It's a wonder you're not all inside.89401:12:01,160 --> 01:12:04,470Look, I've known expertswho've studied it all.89501:12:04,560 --> 01:12:09,111Fingerprints, dogs, burglar alarms,keys, locks, telephones,89601:12:09,200 --> 01:12:11,191habits, hobbies, holidays,89701:12:11,280 --> 01:12:15,034who's sleeping where...and even they get caught.89801:12:15,120 --> 01:12:18,396- What chance have you got?- Oh, she's right!89901:12:18,480 --> 01:12:22,393Look, please.Stop it now for the love of Mike.90001:12:22,480 --> 01:12:24,516Yes, we will. We will.90101:12:24,600 --> 01:12:28,354Yes, we will.Especially now you've found out.90201:12:28,440 --> 01:12:30,510We don't want you mixed up in this.90301:12:30,600 --> 01:12:35,310All right. Now you'd better get ridof all these furs, pronto.90401:12:40,120 --> 01:12:43,635"I Was A Teenage Delinquent"!90501:13:11,440 --> 01:13:13,829Thank you.90601:13:13,920 --> 01:13:16,798Well, you do all look downin the dumps today.90701:13:16,880 --> 01:13:18,836Do we, Lily?90801:13:18,920 --> 01:13:22,629You enjoyed the thrill of it all,didn't you, you old devils?90901:13:22,720 --> 01:13:25,678The fact that we have pasts now,like you, Lily,91001:13:25,760 --> 01:13:28,399doesn't permit youto call us old devils.91101:13:28,480 --> 01:13:30,232(Rings)91201:13:36,880 --> 01:13:39,997Afraid your pastis gonna catch up with you?91301:13:42,160 --> 01:13:44,435Yes, hello?91401:13:44,520 --> 01:13:46,476Who's calling?91501:13:46,560 --> 01:13:48,516Just one moment, please.91601:13:48,600 --> 01:13:51,592All right, you can relax.It's a Mr. Callwell.91701:13:57,000 --> 01:13:59,116Hello? Dame Beatrice speaking.91801:13:59,200 --> 01:14:01,395We've been badly let down91901:14:01,480 --> 01:14:04,995over the promise of some funds,and I wondered if...92001:14:05,080 --> 01:14:09,790Oh, dear. I just decidedto cease operations...92101:14:09,880 --> 01:14:13,555...to retire from charitable work.92201:14:15,720 --> 01:14:18,837- 'Hello? Are you there?- Yes. I'm still here.92301:14:18,920 --> 01:14:22,356Well, I'll ring you backin about half an hour.92401:14:22,440 --> 01:14:27,150A most moving appeal fromthe underprivileged children's home.92501:14:27,240 --> 01:14:29,435We gave our word to Lily that we...92601:14:29,520 --> 01:14:35,470I know, but can we in all conscienceneglect our moral obligations?92701:14:35,560 --> 01:14:39,678I suggestthat we all take an immediate vote92801:14:39,760 --> 01:14:43,469as to whether we shall makeone last effort.92901:14:43,560 --> 01:14:46,199- Well spoken, Dame Bea.- Hear, hear.93001:14:47,080 --> 01:14:50,959Then will you all signifyyour approval in the usual way?93101:15:12,480 --> 01:15:14,038Dame Bea?93201:15:14,520 --> 01:15:16,397Dame Bea?93301:15:16,480 --> 01:15:18,471Dame Bea, where are you?93401:15:18,560 --> 01:15:20,676- Dame Bea? I've got it.- What?93501:15:20,760 --> 01:15:24,719Our next operation. An invitationto a shady gambling party.93601:15:24,800 --> 01:15:27,109You know, 1,000 on the turn of card.93701:15:27,200 --> 01:15:29,794Dozens of fur coatsor I'll eat my hat.93801:15:29,880 --> 01:15:32,838- Oh, sorry.- I think you've got something.93901:15:32,920 --> 01:15:34,876Major, what do you think?94001:15:34,960 --> 01:15:36,916You've been accosted again.94101:15:37,000 --> 01:15:40,515- I've done a spontaneous action.- You've? Oh, yes?94201:15:40,600 --> 01:15:43,398I went into the Pink Parakeetfor an egg flip94301:15:43,480 --> 01:15:46,438and there on the chair beside mewas this cape.94401:15:46,520 --> 01:15:48,351Mole.94501:15:48,440 --> 01:15:51,750I know it isn't mink,but it was my first solo effort.94601:15:51,840 --> 01:15:55,150- And a ruddy waste of time.- But very brave, Pinkie.94701:15:55,240 --> 01:15:57,595Congratulations. Ah, hello, Nan.94801:15:57,680 --> 01:16:01,150- How's your Aunt Letty?- Got boils. Miserable day.94901:16:01,240 --> 01:16:04,516- Had my fur cape stolen.- I didn't know you had one.95001:16:04,600 --> 01:16:06,716I hadn't. Aunt Letty gave me hers.95101:16:06,800 --> 01:16:09,234Oh, rotten luck.Where did you lose it?95201:16:09,320 --> 01:16:11,436Of all places, the Pink Parakeet.95301:16:11,520 --> 01:16:15,274- Is this it?- Yes! What the blazes?95401:16:15,360 --> 01:16:17,316She stole it.95501:16:18,440 --> 01:16:21,750Oh, well... Cheer up. No harm done.95601:16:21,840 --> 01:16:26,231You must have been pretty quick.I only left the table for a minute.95701:16:26,320 --> 01:16:28,276Makes me feel such a Jackins.95801:16:28,360 --> 01:16:31,591Never mind that. I've got a plan.Nan, lock the door.95901:16:32,400 --> 01:16:34,550The bank is standing at 250.96001:16:34,640 --> 01:16:36,870- Who will say banco?- (Man) Banco.96101:16:36,960 --> 01:16:38,712(Buzzer)96201:16:56,200 --> 01:16:59,556Is this where they havethe illegal gambling?96301:17:01,360 --> 01:17:05,751Yes, madam. Would you careto leave your wrap in there?96401:17:22,000 --> 01:17:23,956(Music and chatter)96501:17:35,600 --> 01:17:39,275(Croupier)Right, the bank is standing at 500.96601:17:39,360 --> 01:17:41,476- Who says banco?- (Man) Banco.96701:17:41,560 --> 01:17:43,596What exactly does banco mean?96801:17:43,680 --> 01:17:48,117Anyone who says banco is bettingto win all that's in the bank.96901:17:51,680 --> 01:17:53,796Hello, darling. Have we met?97001:17:53,880 --> 01:17:56,440I don't think so.This is my first visit.97101:17:56,520 --> 01:17:58,476How lovely to see you, darling.97201:17:58,560 --> 01:18:02,314- There's still a place.- No, I'll just watch, thank you.97301:18:02,400 --> 01:18:04,994Might I use the telephonein the bedroom?97401:18:05,080 --> 01:18:07,753I'm afraid the extension'sout of order,97501:18:07,840 --> 01:18:11,549- but you can use the one over there.- Oh, yes. Thank you.97601:18:14,440 --> 01:18:18,228(Croupier)The bank is now standing at 1,000.97701:18:18,320 --> 01:18:20,276Who says banco?97801:18:20,360 --> 01:18:22,510Who says avec le table?97901:18:22,600 --> 01:18:24,158(Rings)98001:18:24,240 --> 01:18:26,196- Hello?- Hello.98101:18:28,320 --> 01:18:30,629Snake to HQ.98201:18:30,720 --> 01:18:33,678Five good fish.98301:18:33,760 --> 01:18:35,876- Ten-four.- Roger.98401:18:35,960 --> 01:18:38,428Stand by to synchronize watches...98501:18:38,520 --> 01:18:40,272Blast!98601:18:41,720 --> 01:18:44,712When I say bongo, it will be 2345.98701:18:46,280 --> 01:18:50,831(Croupier) The bank now standsat 1,900. Who says banco?98801:18:51,840 --> 01:18:53,796- Bongo.- Bongo.98901:18:54,960 --> 01:18:57,758The lady with the blue feathersays banco.99001:18:57,840 --> 01:18:59,796You, madam.99101:19:02,320 --> 01:19:04,880- Voil, Madame, les cartes.- Oh, no. Thank you.99201:19:04,960 --> 01:19:07,918- No, I don't quite...- (Slurs) Take 'em.99301:19:08,000 --> 01:19:10,639Turn 'em over. Nine. Can't be beat!99401:19:12,440 --> 01:19:13,998Neuf.99501:19:14,840 --> 01:19:16,796Contre le sept.99601:19:22,760 --> 01:19:25,115- For me?- Take the lolly. Take it.99701:19:25,200 --> 01:19:28,715- You said banco, didn't you?- Oh, no! I didn't, I...99801:19:29,640 --> 01:19:32,757- How much is there there?- 1,900, Madame.99901:19:32,840 --> 01:19:35,149- Pounds?- Yes, Madame.100001:19:35,240 --> 01:19:40,0301,900. Yes, well, then we needn't...100101:19:40,120 --> 01:19:43,157I mean, it's more than...100201:19:43,240 --> 01:19:44,753(Buzzer)100301:19:44,840 --> 01:19:46,796Thank you so much.100401:19:53,560 --> 01:19:56,358This is a police raid!Take me to the gambling room!100501:19:56,440 --> 01:20:00,718- There must be some mistake.- We'll see. Stay on duty here.100601:20:00,800 --> 01:20:02,791Come on, man. Jump to it.100701:20:04,680 --> 01:20:06,750(Nan) I say. Lovely grub.100801:20:06,840 --> 01:20:08,876Do you want the money or a cheque?100901:20:08,960 --> 01:20:11,679(Major) This is a raid.Stay where you are!101001:20:11,760 --> 01:20:14,991Inspector, this is a private partyfor my friends.101101:20:15,080 --> 01:20:18,993We'll see. The building issurrounded, so don't try to escape.101201:20:19,080 --> 01:20:22,277Er, Inspector,might I have a word with you?101301:20:22,360 --> 01:20:26,433Not now! Later... madam.101401:20:27,480 --> 01:20:30,517Terribly sorry, folks.The game's a wash-out.101501:20:30,600 --> 01:20:33,398- No wins. No losses.- But what about this?101601:20:33,480 --> 01:20:37,473- Sorry. House rules.- You deserve everything you get.101701:20:40,160 --> 01:20:42,116Best haul yet. Shall we go?101801:20:42,200 --> 01:20:44,156- (Buzzer)- What's that?101901:20:44,240 --> 01:20:46,196- More customers.- What?!102001:20:46,280 --> 01:20:49,192Don't panic.I'll bung 'em in with the rest.102101:20:57,840 --> 01:21:00,752What the devil?!Where did you come from?102201:21:00,840 --> 01:21:03,400- I, er...- Save it. Wait here. Come on.102301:21:10,880 --> 01:21:13,553It's a real raid.What spanking bad luck!102401:21:13,640 --> 01:21:15,198(Wails)102501:21:17,320 --> 01:21:21,871- Look in the kitchen. I smell gas.- My orders are to stay here, sir.102601:21:21,960 --> 01:21:24,554That's right. Always obey orders.102701:21:24,640 --> 01:21:26,835Oh, well... Emergency action!102801:21:26,920 --> 01:21:29,514General retreat!OC returning to base!102901:21:29,600 --> 01:21:31,636Every man for himself! Out!103001:21:31,720 --> 01:21:35,679- Are you all right, sir?- I think I'll get some fresh air.103101:21:38,360 --> 01:21:40,476"Every man for himself"!103201:21:42,600 --> 01:21:47,390Turn out your pockets and handbagsand give your names and addresses,103301:21:47,480 --> 01:21:50,040then you will be formally charged.103401:21:50,120 --> 01:21:53,078- We'll be detained in jail?- No, madam.103501:21:53,160 --> 01:21:55,993After the charges have been made,you may go.103601:22:01,000 --> 01:22:04,231- Where's that inspector?- He just went out, sir.103701:22:04,320 --> 01:22:07,915- Behaving very strange, too.- I ordered him to...103801:22:08,000 --> 01:22:10,514I can't...103901:22:10,600 --> 01:22:14,639- Hey, where did you spring from?- Er... Up the fire escape.104001:22:14,720 --> 01:22:19,191Caught her trying to jump out of thewindow. Hysterical type. Come on.104101:22:52,200 --> 01:22:58,036(Thinks) "It was I who ledthese foolish women104201:22:58,120 --> 01:23:02,875"into the paths of crime.104301:23:04,000 --> 01:23:09,358"It is I alonewho should be punished,104401:23:09,440 --> 01:23:15,913"and I now take the law (mumbles)104501:23:16,000 --> 01:23:23,156"Into my own hands for the last time.104601:23:24,560 --> 01:23:27,154"Albert Rayne, Major...104701:23:29,080 --> 01:23:31,230"deceased."104801:23:42,720 --> 01:23:44,472(Click)104901:23:45,520 --> 01:23:47,078Oh, no.105001:23:48,160 --> 01:23:50,116(Door shuts)105101:23:58,800 --> 01:24:00,756(Crockery rattles)105201:24:15,280 --> 01:24:18,113(Wheezes) Who goes there?105301:24:23,040 --> 01:24:25,076You?! You...105401:24:25,160 --> 01:24:28,197- You escaped?- Yes. No thanks to you.105501:24:28,280 --> 01:24:31,670No, you abandoned us.Left us to our fate.105601:24:32,760 --> 01:24:34,910Shame on you. I said shame.105701:24:36,320 --> 01:24:38,629And you even got away with three!105801:24:38,720 --> 01:24:41,996- I say, good show.- Don't suck up to us!105901:24:42,080 --> 01:24:45,595You're yellow,a coward and a deserter!106001:24:45,680 --> 01:24:48,831Come along, Pinkie.I think we deserve a drink.106101:24:49,960 --> 01:24:51,916Well, what else could I do?106201:24:52,000 --> 01:24:56,630It's army orders. When all is lost,an OC saves himself.106301:24:56,720 --> 01:24:59,439Honestly. It's not like the Navy.106401:25:12,920 --> 01:25:14,672Poor beast.106501:25:14,760 --> 01:25:18,469Bet he never got nearer a battlethan the bottom of a bath.106601:25:18,560 --> 01:25:20,516Nan, look.106701:25:22,120 --> 01:25:24,076Nan! Pinkie! You're safe.106801:25:24,160 --> 01:25:27,596- Must stop him shooting himself.- Yes... What?!106901:25:28,600 --> 01:25:29,919Major!107001:25:31,000 --> 01:25:32,752Major!107101:25:37,200 --> 01:25:40,749- Yes?- Oh, thank heavens!107201:25:42,040 --> 01:25:46,636Oh, sorry and all that.I read your note.107301:25:46,720 --> 01:25:50,030Would you care to join usfor a celebration drink?107401:25:50,120 --> 01:25:52,315Oh, that's kind of you.107501:25:52,400 --> 01:25:56,154Well, we're all safe,though it was a narrow squeak.107601:25:56,240 --> 01:26:00,791Much narrower than you think.Who took the cartridges out of this?107701:26:00,880 --> 01:26:02,836I did. All five of them.107801:26:02,920 --> 01:26:05,036Five? There ought to be six.107901:26:08,640 --> 01:26:10,596Silly clot!108001:26:15,680 --> 01:26:17,636You've been at it again.108101:26:18,720 --> 01:26:22,599- Lily, we, er...- I don't want to hear any excuses.108201:26:22,680 --> 01:26:25,353I'll leave in the morning.That's final.108301:26:39,800 --> 01:26:42,268None of the papersconnect it with us.108401:26:42,360 --> 01:26:45,432- Not yet.- Let's keep our fingers crossed.108501:26:45,520 --> 01:26:49,035- That was our last coup, wasn't it?- Better be.108601:26:55,800 --> 01:26:59,429- I've come to say goodbye.- Oh, Lily.108701:26:59,520 --> 01:27:01,238(Phone)108801:27:06,600 --> 01:27:10,309I'm not going to answer it.I've left.108901:27:12,440 --> 01:27:15,750Well, come on, Pinkerton.Answer the telephone.109001:27:22,440 --> 01:27:25,716- Hello?- 'Detective Inspector Pape... '109101:27:25,800 --> 01:27:28,189What is it? What's the matter?109201:27:28,280 --> 01:27:30,714(Mumbles) P-P-Police.109301:27:34,840 --> 01:27:37,559Dame Beatrice speaking.What do you want?109401:27:37,640 --> 01:27:40,438'There's been a complaintabout a lost fur.'109501:27:40,520 --> 01:27:44,115Fur? What fur? I made no complaint.109601:27:44,200 --> 01:27:47,112'I'll be round in five minutes.Thank you.'109701:27:47,200 --> 01:27:49,839He's coming here! He knows!109801:27:52,440 --> 01:27:54,749Oh, I think you'd better go, Lily.109901:27:54,840 --> 01:27:57,593We don't want you involved in this.110001:28:06,960 --> 01:28:10,669I suppose the only courseis to make a clean breast of it.110101:28:10,760 --> 01:28:14,639Yes... Yes...I shall plead guilty but insane.110201:28:26,600 --> 01:28:31,116It's far better that one of ustakes the blame and it should be me.110301:28:31,200 --> 01:28:34,033It's no good.I can't leave you in the lurch.110401:28:34,120 --> 01:28:36,714It's like leavinga lot of drowning kids.110501:28:36,800 --> 01:28:40,839- Now, Lily, I will not...- I'll help, but on one condition.110601:28:40,920 --> 01:28:44,117A solemn promise not to touchso much as one mink tail again.110701:28:44,200 --> 01:28:47,556- Yes, yes! I swear, I swear!- Cross my heart.110801:28:48,800 --> 01:28:51,917You have my wordas an officer and a gentleman.110901:28:52,000 --> 01:28:54,070All right. But how can you help?111001:28:54,160 --> 01:28:56,993Look, you don't knowhow much they know,111101:28:57,080 --> 01:29:00,197so pretend to be oldor dumb or stupid -111201:29:00,280 --> 01:29:03,955that shouldn't be very difficult -but don't blab.111301:29:04,040 --> 01:29:06,873- What about the furs?- What furs?111401:29:06,960 --> 01:29:08,996These three from last night.111501:29:13,200 --> 01:29:15,156Oh, my!111601:29:17,440 --> 01:29:19,192(Siren)111701:29:32,280 --> 01:29:34,840It's a police carwith a bubble on top!111801:29:35,960 --> 01:29:39,953Give me the furs. I'll try and hidethem while you talk to them.111901:29:40,040 --> 01:29:43,350Wait. I don't see whyyou should stick your neck out.112001:29:43,440 --> 01:29:45,396Don't you?112101:30:05,440 --> 01:30:09,592Good morning. Dame Beatriceis expecting me. Inspector Pape.112201:30:09,680 --> 01:30:12,433Oh, yes, sir.Would you like to come in?112301:30:19,360 --> 01:30:21,590If you'd care to come this way.112401:30:33,680 --> 01:30:37,434- Inspector Pape and, um...- Good morning.112501:30:48,800 --> 01:30:50,233Dame Beatrice?112601:30:54,720 --> 01:30:56,278There, sir.112701:30:58,760 --> 01:31:01,228All right, Benham. Leave this to me.112801:31:01,320 --> 01:31:04,118CAREFUL! My old war wound.112901:31:05,680 --> 01:31:09,116- What did you say?- Nearly hit my bad leg.113001:31:09,200 --> 01:31:11,760Ooh, bad egg?113101:31:11,840 --> 01:31:15,037Ooh, how terrible. Looks quite nice.113201:31:16,920 --> 01:31:20,515- Dame Beatrice, the police...- (Yells) Fore!113301:31:20,600 --> 01:31:23,478Out of the way, old boy.113401:31:26,240 --> 01:31:27,992Oh! (Giggles)113501:31:32,000 --> 01:31:36,073- Our investigations have led us...- Oh, I... I say!113601:31:36,160 --> 01:31:38,435Are you one of the Shropshire Papes?113701:31:38,520 --> 01:31:40,590No, sir. I'm from Scotland Yard.113801:31:40,680 --> 01:31:43,478Ooh, you don't look Scottish at all.113901:31:43,560 --> 01:31:48,236I once knew a dustman in Paddingtoncalled Pape. Any relation?114001:31:48,320 --> 01:31:52,472- How do you spell the name?- P-A...114101:31:52,560 --> 01:31:55,393- The police...- You'll have to speak up.114201:31:55,480 --> 01:31:57,436The old girl's as deaf as a post.114301:31:57,520 --> 01:31:59,033(Mutters)114401:31:59,120 --> 01:32:04,035- I have come to see you because...- Oh, how very, very kind of you.114501:32:04,120 --> 01:32:06,588Yes, we don't have many visitors.114601:32:06,680 --> 01:32:08,989This is not a social call.114701:32:09,080 --> 01:32:11,116Ah, it's him!114801:32:11,200 --> 01:32:15,512- It's that man! Take him away!- It's all right. He won't hurt you.114901:32:15,600 --> 01:32:19,673- He's the brute who attacked me!- Madam, I assure you...115001:32:19,760 --> 01:32:26,074(Laughs) What's Pinkie laughing at?It must be a splendid joke.115101:32:26,160 --> 01:32:28,390He came up behind me and pounced.115201:32:28,480 --> 01:32:32,632I have never pounced on anyone,except in the course of duty.115301:32:32,720 --> 01:32:35,917Do you call that duty?What regiment were you in?115401:32:36,000 --> 01:32:39,675I am in the police.I have always been in the police.115501:32:39,760 --> 01:32:41,910What? Even during the war?115601:32:42,000 --> 01:32:45,595- Benham, tell them who I am.- See? He tried to strike me.115701:32:45,680 --> 01:32:48,319Oh, for heaven's sake! Please!115801:32:49,800 --> 01:32:54,590I've done everything you asked, Dame.Is there anything else?115901:32:58,520 --> 01:33:01,830Just a moment, please.I'm having great trouble here.116001:33:01,920 --> 01:33:03,876You seem to be a sensible girl,116101:33:03,960 --> 01:33:05,916- perhaps you can help me.- Me?116201:33:06,000 --> 01:33:11,711There have been several unusual furrobberies lately. Probably one gang.116301:33:11,800 --> 01:33:14,997This address came up in connectionwith a missing fur...116401:33:15,080 --> 01:33:16,433Oh!116501:33:16,520 --> 01:33:18,476Oh, he knows!116601:33:19,520 --> 01:33:23,718- Would you be the lady concerned?- Oh, I can't go on! I did my best!116701:33:23,800 --> 01:33:26,314I'm only fitfor mending cracked china!116801:33:26,400 --> 01:33:28,152Cracked china?116901:33:28,240 --> 01:33:32,313I can't bear this cat and mouseany longer! Tell him the truth!117001:33:32,400 --> 01:33:36,313All right. Inspector,I am the one to be charged.117101:33:36,400 --> 01:33:38,516- No, I am.- We're all to blame.117201:33:39,760 --> 01:33:42,399- That's torn it.- One at a time, please.117301:33:42,480 --> 01:33:44,436Just answer my questions.117401:33:44,520 --> 01:33:48,229Who reported a theftat the Pink Parakeet yesterday?117501:33:48,320 --> 01:33:51,278A mole wrap lined with coffee crepe?117601:33:51,360 --> 01:33:53,316Oh, that was me.117701:33:53,400 --> 01:33:57,313But it wasn't stolen.Actually, Miss Pinkerton found it.117801:33:57,400 --> 01:34:00,198Suppose I oughtto have told you, really.117901:34:00,280 --> 01:34:02,953It would have helped, yes.118001:34:03,040 --> 01:34:08,160- But is that what you've come about?- I've been trying to say so.118101:34:08,240 --> 01:34:10,879Well, why the?Why didn't you say it?118201:34:10,960 --> 01:34:12,951- Good morning.- Thank goodness.118301:34:13,040 --> 01:34:16,316We were afraid you thoughtwe were fur thieves.118401:34:16,400 --> 01:34:20,518Fur thieves. The policearen't quite so stupid, you know?118501:34:20,600 --> 01:34:23,114No, I'm sure. I mean, yes...118601:34:23,200 --> 01:34:25,714Oh, well, er... good morning.118701:34:26,800 --> 01:34:29,553- Come on, Benham.- Excuse me, sir.118801:34:29,640 --> 01:34:32,677Could I have a private wordwith Dame Beatrice?118901:34:32,760 --> 01:34:35,911You're welcome...and the best of luck.119001:34:36,000 --> 01:34:37,752Thank you.119101:34:37,840 --> 01:34:43,278Er, Dame Beatrice, on the quiet, I'veheard about what you do from Lily.119201:34:43,360 --> 01:34:45,635- Oh, dear.- For charity.119301:34:45,760 --> 01:34:49,196The police orphanage is in low waterfor funds at the moment,119401:34:49,280 --> 01:34:52,989- and with Christmas coming...- Leave it to me, dear boy.119501:34:53,080 --> 01:34:56,595- Well, we'll all be very grateful.- Don't you worry. Goodbye.119601:34:56,680 --> 01:34:58,636Goodbye and thanks.119701:35:00,880 --> 01:35:05,510Well, we can't let an appeallike that go unanswered.119801:35:05,600 --> 01:35:07,830But Dame Beatrice...119901:35:07,920 --> 01:35:11,993We gave our solemn pledgewe wouldn't touch another fur.120001:35:12,080 --> 01:35:16,676Yes, but Major,there are other things besides furs.120101:35:27,560 --> 01:35:29,869Takes your breath away, doesn't it?120201:35:29,960 --> 01:35:31,996No, not mine, it doesn't.120301:35:32,080 --> 01:35:36,312I'd rather have this thanall those Crown Jewels put together.120401:35:36,400 --> 01:35:39,631Oh, Jim, I'm so happy.Shall I tell you something?120501:35:39,720 --> 01:35:42,757I'm never gonna laughat fairy stories again.120601:35:42,840 --> 01:35:44,831They really do come true.120701:35:53,360 --> 01:35:55,590What's the matter?120801:35:55,680 --> 01:35:57,830I could have sworn that...120901:36:04,360 --> 01:36:08,035It couldn't be.Let's go and have some tea.121001:36:24,360 --> 01:36:26,316Good show!121101:36:43,360 --> 01:36:49,629# Make mine mink,mink, mink, mink, mink #121201:38:49,630 --> 01:38:52,430Ripped by:SkyFury