THE MAGIC OF MARKETINGCrazy stuff that will help you market and be a marketeer

By Kerem Durdagkeremdurdag@gmail.com

First… What is marketing

Understanding who your sugar daddy is going to be.

Knowing how to broadcast from the rooftops.

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Getting to the Sugar Daddy

You are the butterfly.

The customer is the flower.

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What is your bait?

Qu'est-ce que votre appât ?

Was ist Ihre Köder?

¿Cuál es su cebo?

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Pick up the phone and talk

They are the experts and hence you will do whatever is necessary to pump their egos.

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Get out of your chair and see people

You have legs; get moving.

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Market Requirement Document

Tell me who is exactly the buyer in which sub-sector of which market in what industry. And oh yeah, how much will they pay?

Why does the market need you?

Where is this market? What does the market need?

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Yeah… I know my MRD…Slide 8

Look, if you think people will come to you because you have a revelation, think again.

Yeah… broadcast yourself9

Communicate your soulImportant: Use less words then more. Cut the long winded techno mumbo jumbo. Talk in plain English. For the sake of the Lord above be polished. Don’t do anything in hard-copy. Prove to the world that what you say is actually finger licking true.

You have a soul, tell us about it: Business card. Letter-head. Website. Company presentation. Brochure and spec-

sheet. Case studies.

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Please beg for free PR

Important: There is no shame in begging. You are a nobody, they are a somebody. Beg.

Before you sell anything, you will sell the magic: Make a list of all the

magazines and newsletters (and blogs) and contact them individually.

Learn how to write.

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Be a rug trader Write an article in

exchange for an ad. Get to opt-in

newsletters. Training seminars – love

them. Their rolodex… you

want it.

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Go to a tradeshow and pimp yourself

Walk through them before you commit to exhibiting in on.

Understand that unless you are at the niche of all niche tradeshows, you will not make a sale.

Small booth at traffic intersections works best.

Have just one demo, one graphic message.

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The arc of your company, you

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You are a human being, be one

Have empathy. The world does not owe

you anything. Love they neighbor. You have a heart and a

head; passion and reason. Use them.

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