Roll1d12.Blogspot.com-Yeah but THIS Vampire

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roll1d12.blogspot.com http://roll1d12.blogspot.com/2012/08/yeah-but-this-vampire.html Yeah, But THIS Vampire... d12 1. Transmutes at need into black ooze form 2. Drinks only the blood of halflings 3. Has swollen to gross immensity after gorging on village 4. Emits hypnotic vapor cloud from mouth 5. Takes the shape of a giant chigger 6. Sucks blood from toothed orifices on palms 7. Is the size of a horsefly 8. Must sleep for a fortnight 9. Can only be killed thusly 10. Repelled by recitation of verse 11. Has 20ft. long prehensile blood-sucking tongue 12. Will leave you alone if you can beat it in a strictly moderated tournament-style miniatures wargame Note: 200th post! I figured on running out of gas about 150 posts ago. Onward!

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    Yeah, But THIS Vampire...d121. Transmutes at need into black ooze form2. Drinks only the blood of halflings3. Has swollen to gross immensity after gorging on village4. Emits hypnotic vapor cloud from mouth5. Takes the shape of a giant chigger6. Sucks blood from toothed orifices on palms7. Is the size of a horsefly8. Must sleep for a fortnight9. Can only be killed thusly10. Repelled by recitation of verse11. Has 20ft. long prehensile blood-sucking tongue12. Will leave you alone if you can beat it in a strictlymoderated tournament-style miniatures wargame

    Note: 200th post! I figured on running out of gas about 150 posts ago. Onward!

    Yeah, But THIS Vampire...