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The Truth To Be Revealed
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PADUA TIMESApril 2011
Find out more about the latest
gossipThe Shrew... Married?
TRUE, NOT A RUMOR
Yes, the word is out! Katherine is getting married off to Petruchio! No one can believe that the impossible happened, all of the inhabitants of Padua were positive that Katherine would never get married!
THE CIVILIANS CONFESS
Katherine was never supposed to be married because of her ruffian attitude. Petruchio surely married for the money!
“In short, we’ve gotten along so well that Sunday is our wedding day.”-Petruchio Petruchio and Kate’s wedding was really something to see! Petruchio entered very late, not to mention wearing the worst habiliments! Upon being married, Petruchio and his rowdy behavior took off immediately before the feast dragging Katherine behind. With Petruchio’s wanton behavior, he believes that he will become a shrew tamer and make Kate (his new wife) be obedient to him. “Ha! It was a joyous moment to see Katherine carried out in such an inappropriate manner!” –Anonymous Civilian“After they both left it felt as if a weight had been lifted off of Padua’s shoulders.” –Anonymous Civilian
Issue No. Seventeen Nayla, Lina, JacksonL O R E M I P S U M :
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Maecenas pulvinar sagittis enim.
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Answer: To Tame A Shrew You Need To Deceive Her
BAPTISTA SPEAKS
“I was defiantly amazed that Katherine was married. She is my daughter and I love her but I must say that I am kind of relieved that she is gone. I have gained quite a bit of wealth from her marriage though! I am now richer than ever and my beautiful and sweet daughter Bianca can be married, and for a better price!”
HE SURE HAS HIS WAYS
Did he succeed in his taming-technique? Believe it or not, he did! Petruchio, himself, tamed the known shrew of Padua and made her totally law-abiding to him. And this, my friends, is clearly proven at the marriage ceremony. What a guy!
-Jackson West Any ideas? Take a guess.
Baptista’s on the look out for tutors! Check out page 4 for more
detail.
Farmer’s market sale! Call (456) 68463 for
more detail
Patruchio and Kate
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Rumors, rumors, rumors! As we now hear that Petruchio has casted some sort of spell to tame his horrid wife.“I will train her like one trains his falcon…” Petruchio speaks. After days of battling out their marriage, had Petruchio really found a way to control the shrewish, disobedient Katherina? Petruchio starves her; tells her that the bed she is supposed to sleep in is marred and not clean enough for her, and that the habiliments the tailor has brought her are too cheap for her. He traps her in a room, discomforts her, only to see her coming back to him, finally learning a lesson. “…She will beg and beg for tranquility till she finally learns to obey me, like a falcon returns to his trainer.” Not only has he tamed her, but also she is oblivious to what he may say or do to her the witch has been manipulated in the love of her dear Petruchio.“Thy husband is thy lord, thy life, thy keeper, thy head, thy
sovereign, one that cares for thee, and for thy maintenance commits his body, to painful labor both by sea and land, to watch the night in storms, the day in cold, whilst thou liest warm at home, secure and safe, and craves no other tribute at thy handsBut love, fair looks and true obedience- too little payment for so great a debt.”-Katherine confesses at the marriage ceremonySo much for a shrew! Any man would be honored to call Katherine his wife. The word is out the shrew has been tamed.Not only did Petruchio’s taming make an impact to Katherine and their marriage, but also to the men of Padua. They are starting a new technique of taming. Watch out ladies, this can’t be a good thing!
-Lina Abuhamdieh
...Tamed?
Rhoncus tempor placerat.
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Baptista’s on the search! He is in desperate need of a tutor and a musician for his daughters Katherine, and Bianca. Upon being deceived by his last tutors, Baptista is looking for some new and trustworthy. People throughout all of Padua to be interviewed. Whoever becomes the new tutor is bound to be rich! Baptista is looking for a math and music.
“Schoolmasters will I keep within my house, fit to instruct her youth.”-Baptista Minola
With Hortensio and Luciento on the loose, looking for a marriage, Baptista’s bound to find someone. But is he really interested in their teaching? Read more about Baptista’s search/ findings on page 5
-Jackson West
Hortensio
Baptista In Need
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Who will it be Bianca? Turkey man or young sweetheart. It is for you to pick seeing as Katherine is now ‘happily’ married. Turkey man (or potatoe head) aka Hortensio disguises himself as a musician to teach Bianca how to play an instrument. While looking like a complete fool, Luciento (disguised as a tutor) mysteriously clues Bianca that he is in love with her. Her? Or her money? Luciento gives everything he has to offer to dear Baptista Minola. But dear Bianca doesn’t quiet trust Lucientio fully at first. Who would trust a random stranger dressed in tights?“Now let me see if I can conster it. Hic ibat Simois, I know you not,
hic est Sigeia tellus, I trust you not, Hic steterat Priami, take heed he hear us not, regia, presume not, celsa senis, despair not.”-Bianca, daughter of Baptista
But Hortensio, on the other hand, is indeed an old friend of Petruchio’s, who first insisted that Petruchio and Katherine should get married. Baptista’s more interested in his daughter marrying this guy while Bianca seems to fall more on Luciento’s side. Who will it be? Stay tuned.-Lina Abuhamdieh
************************************************Your Votes:
Luciento: 64% Hortensio: 36%
Who Will It Be Bianca?
Who Will Dear Bianca Pick?
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Summer is just around the corner, and we have reached the point where neon tights are the trend to follow. Go green, pink, or yellow (as they are best in the summer heat, men.) With your neon leggings, a white linen shirt will go perfectly well! Yes, it is true; they really do bring out the vividness of the tights. Top it with a maroon cape, and you will rock this season's look.. And DO NOT forget the brown bonnet. It is a perfect
accessory to spice up your outfit. Oh and... shoes, brown buckle shoes will do the job.This season for the dames; bell shaped skirts. Throw your tight fitted dress away, ladies, they are SO last season. Also this season, lace corsets are very in, pair them with your bell shaped skirts. Finish up your look by including a fan and a few fathers and a feather hat.“This is the fashion. Gentlewomen are wearing
caps like this right now.”-Katherine Minola You can find all these items in Victoria fashion for great prices!Love yourself, stay cool and...Stay tuned! con amore, Nayla
Latest Trends
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Come down to Padua’s center of leisure, you can
play a game of backgammon or chess with local
champions . On Thursday, his majesty King Henry II will be hosting a yatching race.
If you are a good pilot, it would be worth it to give it a
shot! The price? Well how does 10 acres of farm land
sound to you?On Sunday, in Rome, all you
can eat buffet, at Padua International Food Buffet,
which includes new
vegetables shipped from the new world, AND a new
invention called “ice-cream” will be served.
Down in Rome, come to the farm arena where farmers will be battling with coxes
and gooses.. I predict a big mess! I’m warning you!
If you have anything else to suggest, send me a letter,
Padua International Center of Journalism
Nayla
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