Newsletter Grp 7

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1-Exclusiveinterview1-NavlyAgarwal........................................................3

2-Exclusiveinterview2- Vivek Verma---------.----------------------------4

3-Zoominginyourdreams-anautobiography..............................................5

4-Entreprenuershipinatravestyland.............................................................6

Group7:

AbhishekAnand, JamalAhmad, JubinMohapatra, KanikaMittal, RajeevSharma,

SachinKabra, Saumya Verma, SaumyaDani, SwarnimKuberPathak



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WhatisyourUSP?Iamverycreativeinmakingrangoli

If youcouldlinkyourlifetothetitleof amovie,whichwoulditbe?

Abeautifulmind

Howmanychildrenwouldyouliketohave

andwhy?2tomaintainpopulationindex

Haveyourfriendrequesteverbeenrejected,acceptedonFacebook/Orkutbyapersonof oppositesex?

No

Whathasbeenthebestcomplimentyouhavereceivedtilldatefromyourfriends?

Iamverysincereandpracticaltowardslife

Underwhichsituationdoyouthinkyoulie

toothers?WhenIfeelembarrassedaboutsayingthetruth

WhatisthebiggestlieyouhavespokenafterjoiningDOMS?

DuringtheGDPIprocessIspoketoupcoming juniors “Thisisthebestinstituteyoucaneverget into”

Completethesentense:Boysarecrazyaboutmebecause

Iamcute

Namethesongyouwillsingforyoursweetheart?

Chukarmeremanko,kiatunekyaishara.....

NamethesongyouwillsingforyourEx?BairiPia.....

ExplainyourlifeinDOMSsofarin1sentence

Zindaginamilegidobara

AnymessageforNewDomsiansGoontripsinthefirstyearitself asyouwill

notgettimeinthesecondyear.Insecondyear,youarefreebutweekendsarenotfree.Morevereveryoneisnotfreeatthesametime.

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-LoveBirds:

-Hyperactive:

-TheLazy(iest)one:

-Flirt:

-PenBorrower:

-GossipGroup:

-Mr.BeepBeep(Usesmaxslangs):

-Ms.BeepBeep:

-ChocolateFace:

-Dreamgirl:

LinkthesewordstothePeopleof yourbatch

Mohit-Ragini,Ankita-Chetna

Chetna

VineetSharma

Shivank,MohitGoyal

DeepPathak

R7girlsgroup

AnilSantlani,AnuragMathur

Ragini

NikhilReddy

Ragini

ExclusiveInterview-NavlyAgarwal

NavlyAgarwalisaMBAstudentatDepartmentof managementstudies,IITRoorkee.ShedidherB.TechfromMITSGwaliorandnowspecializinginFinanceandITinherMBA.Hereisabrief of someof thequestionsweaskedherinaninterview.




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WhatisyourUSP?MyEvilLaugh

If youcouldlinkyourlifetothetitleof amovie,whichwoulditbe?

Bawarchi

Howmanychildrenwouldyouliketohaveandwhy?2girlsandaboy.Justlikethat

Haveyourfriendrequesteverbeenrejected,acceptedonFacebook/Orkutbyapersonof oppositesex?

Notrejectedbutyoucansaynotaccepted

Whathasbeenthebestcomplimentyouhavereceivedtilldatefromyourfriends?

Brotherfromanothermother

Underwhichsituationdoyouthinkyoulietoothers?

WhenIhavetosavethea**of myfriends

Whatisthebiggestlieyouhavespokenafter joiningDOMS?

Iamseriousaboutstudies.

Completethesentense:Girlsarecrazyaboutmebecause

Therearehelllotof reasonsforthemtodothat

Namethesongyouwillsingforyour

sweetheart?Dostonsejhoothimoothidusronkanaamleke;

Phirmeribaateinkarna,yaararaatsedinkarna” fromthemovieSaathiya

NamethesongyouwillsingforyourEx?JaChudail(Vivekdidn'ttoldusif hewillalso

usethedialoguesbeforethesong)

ExplainyourlifeinDOMSsofarin1sentence

Willtellafterconclusion

AnymessageforNewDomsiansStayunitedandenjoyyourlifeinDOMS

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-LoveBirds:

Hyperactive:

TheLazy(iest)one:

Flirt:

PenBorrower:

GossipGroup:

Mr.BeepBeep(Usesmaxslangs):

Ms.BeepBeep:

ChocolateFace:

Dreamgirl:

LinkthesewordstothePeopleof yourbatch

PareshandLaxmi

- Mayank

- Sudeep

- DeepPathak

- Me

- EntireGirlsHostel

- Me

- Beep

- NikhilReddy

- DharitiWalia.IguessitstrueforyourbatchalsoasIcanseefromthehype.(asperVivek,

thedreamgirlhementionedisnotonlyforhimself butforhisbatchasawhole)

ExclusiveInterview-VivekVerma

VivekVermaisanMBAstudentinDepartmentof ManagementStudies,IITRoorkee.HeisaBTechfromYMCAInstituteof Engineering,Faridabad.Inanexclusiveinterviewhehadalotof thingstorevealabouthimself andhisbatch




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IamhanginginthelectureHall.

Ibroadenthevisionsothatyoucansharpenyourforesight.

Ihelpyouinviewinglargerpictureof life,thatismanagement.

Isharetheknowledgewithallof you,Iteachyoutheteamwork.

IteachyouadaptabilityandFlexibility.

Adaptabilitytoswitchamongvariousbeliefs,factsandfigures.

Flexibilitytoperformhowpeoplewantyouto.

WhosaysIamstill?

WhosayIamnon-living?

NO,NO,IamNOT…

Imove,IProgress,Ireproduce…

Imoveasfastasyoureyesblink.

Iprogressasfarasyoudesireto.

Igrowchapterwisechapterherebutknowledgetointellectinyourminds.

Ireproducetheideasinyourmind,that'smyseedinyou.

Iamveryclevertooandchangemyfaceinstantlyandyousayslideischanged.

Myfriendsareprojectorandcomputerandallof you.

Allof youasIhelpyouinshowingwhateveryoufeel(GoodorBad),Ineverargue.

WhattroublesmeisthatwhenIamnothelpingyou,youfoldmeupandIthinkIamgiventheREST.

ButtheBESTiseverytimeIamopenedIprojectsomethingtoyou.

Yes,IprojectideasandIprojectmanagement.

Iamprojectorscreenof DoMSIITR'sLectureHall….

Zooming in Your Dreams......An Autobiography

BySaumyaVerma




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It's beena week since the classes startedfor ourbatch

at DOMS IIT-Roorkee. The two most important thingsthat I have learntfrom thefaculties are

1- For the best utilization of your management education try to be an entrepreneur within next 10years (that's what they do at Harvard and Stanford anditisreasonenoughforustofollowtheherd)!!2- And once you are an entrepreneur try sellingdreams (The faculty's favorite movie must be -INCEPTION) and the one and only concept I havelearnt through peer learning talks about CUSTOMERsatisfaction (I would love to satisfy my customerspersonallythough) !!

So I am going to write this article establishing a nexusbetween India's development and some of my latest entrepreneurial ideas to satisfy…..HELL …gratifydesperate customers … and if you are looking forsomething useful then with due respect …please..SODoff … it's goingto be utter non-sense !!

Sowebegin…

Everyone has their own doctrines on how to improveIndia. The typical answers are a concoction of removing the allegedly corrupt politicians, enforcing

one's preferred civilian ideology on the masses at large and a dashof lip service to this magical reservoirof talent that the youth apparently stores deep in thedepths of their Facebook accounts. Even thisparticular impasse has left our greatly endowedbureaucrats, politicos ,corporate honchos and thesuper successful as an economist but a fiasco as a PM,asconfusedasachildinatoplessbar !!

I, on the other hand, (as I usually do) tend to disagreewith such constipated ideologies which put in a lot of brooding only to show a paltry output. Think about the

first option ….removing corrupt politicians. And each

time the country is faced with something of this sort we want a coup de' etat similar to some flopped Greekmovie. But when will we realize that it's not only thepoliticians who have dipped their beak in the runningwater of corruption; rather the entire hoipolloi is at

fault …..let's be honest …nobody is perfect except Rajnikanth right?? Nah; joking………….in-fact the last perfect man to walk on the face of earth was crucifiedon a cross. If we rid ourselves of the politicians, what verifiable evidence do we have that the next lot wouldbe any better? Though I can see why wishful thinking isan excellent strategy for stump speeches and drawingroom warfare, butthe fact of the matter is we will neveragree on the honesty and veracity of any incumbent,

far too many individuals are convinced that they holdthe elixir of truth (the Ramdev baba saga !!) and let's

face it, we can barely elect leaders whom we canstand for more than two years at incumbency. Againdeciding on a unified religious ideology has as much

EntrepreneurshipinaTravestyLand

chances for success as a one-legged man in a bum-

kicking competition.

But then again you are not rewarded for having brain….you are rewarded for using it. So after straining mygray-cells a wee bit I came out with the perfect solution and the solution itself proves that I am abonafide MBA graduate.I feel that the only people that can save India , are the ENTREPRENEURS. Not just the good, halal, we-are-ashamed-of-our-good-

fortune-sort, but the greediest breed of capitalist vermin that evolution and a steady diet of Magginoodles has to offer. As a wise Singaporean leaderonce remarked “it is difficult to convince a well-fed

manto becomean extremist ”.

And talking about entrepreneurs, I must confess that they are no alien breed vis-à-vis the de facto growthrates we are experiencing. We are lucky enough tohave the who's who of the corporate world who havegrown into goliaths from small entrepreneurialventures. For example B.L Munjal, Dhirubhai Ambani,K.C Mahindra, Vijay Mallya and the Tatas .Still theb igge st ro om i n t he wo rl d i s t he ro om f orimprovement. So after some introspection andcircumspection; here are some ideas I concocted as Icogitate about our magical 'We-believe-in-unlikely-

miracles-nation' ;)

The Majnoo-Aids: All men like playing hero whether it is rescuing a damsel in duress or well…rescuing aneven prettier damsel in distress. The problem is that the opportune moment rarely arises, either becauseIndia is not as lawless as your average 'GORA' is led tobelieve, or maybe it is because the cut-throat scum-of-the-libidinous thieves are just more polite aroundgood-looking women. This however, presents asignificant problem:how can a guy save a girl from thedangers of the world and validate himself without theopportunity to do so? Hence, the Aids, who swoopdown on really…really really good looking girls, stealtheir cell phones or harass them, while a brave knight will suddenly appear ;and fight off the packs of blood-thirsty pillaging ruffians with his fists of fury and agood ol' desi 'GHUSA AND LAAAT'. The damsel, sograteful to her savior (after all, a girl cannot livewithout her cell phone), will fall madly in love with himand break into spontaneous dance to the tune of 'MunniBadnaam Hui'. The couple will then live happilyever after, and recount this Bollywood style story totheir packs of grandchildren. The Honour Warriorswill silently collect their fee and vanish into the night,

their job done, their clients happy. And I have dibs onthefirstcustomer slot !!

ByJubinMohapatra




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Thebeggar brigade: Ever noticed howthe beggarsat traffic lights always sell the most useless gear,one wonders how many table cloths, Hats, combs,Plastic flowers and balloon-shaped-animals theaverage city dweller really needs. One needs tos or t t he m o ut a nd f il l t he ir h an ds w it hparaphernalia like chewing gum, chips, candy, cellphone credits and cigarettes and that will alsosave me from stuffing my cupboard with plastic

flowers n colorful combs(Yeah I never try gifting agirl plastic flowers…I mean who does ,may be alunatic or a gay ). Financing this would not be allthat expensive. Besides, wouldn't a companyrather put someone to work and generate someextra revenue as opposed to giving hand out afterhand out?'Charitable' donations are tax exempt …yayyay for Neo-Capitalism!

Gotta Pray .com: Ever wished that someone waspraying for you? Whether it is for an exam or aloved one (or even in the hopes that the object of your desire returns your affections), everyonewants something, and what is the harm in paying a

few lads to read several hundred verses or recitemultiple complex 'duas' on one's behalf. Think of it as a goodway for our already crorepati mandir

funds to be more of a profitable venture.Lure of the lucre and religion who can say no to that? Callnow: Prayer for your spiritual, emotional, physical

and academic needs.

Virginity Belts: Which parent would not want to get a chastity (read virginity) belt for their daughter, orson for that matter? Have you seen children thesedays? It will come with a GPS tracking service andluxury models will be available in Gold, with acushioned finish, for comfort. I mean the truth willwalk naked, but lies have got to be properlydressed.

Experience distributors: Experience is the hairgel you get after you have lost all your hair. And

having come to Doms, IIT Roorkee ….Learningabout the general difference between the profilesn packages of fresher and work-ex people ….Myheart longs for an experience tutorial….where thevalues of a year of experience can be learnt withina week or a day may be. Then I wonder ,without being cynical … who would want to wear n tear hisa** just to gain the so called experience for yearstogether(talk about moving slower than a snail)when it will be available withindays ..!!

Imposter Grads : After a lull n languor of 2 n a half months, when I am being made to sit through 7-8hours of class each of them spanning 2-3 hours;hereatIITR ….I haverealized how important it is tohave a substitute who can attend classes on yourbehalf and youget the full quota of attendance andthe degree ….But this still would be a risky venturecoz there are umpteen number of people who arewilling to put the burden of calamity on their spinen bum for long classes to gain some knowledgeabout a few terms they are already well-versedwith.…After all…everything comingout of acow isnotmilk….:)!!

There are so many ideas vying for attention in mymind right now …. That it is really an onerous task

to describe them ….So I willingly allow them toelude me like a kiss in retro-style bollywood movie.But justfor now…..

Entrepreneurs create businesses to service needsthat are not currently met by the local market.These in turn create meaningful employment andhence, taxable revenue. In a country that has somuch but gives so little, maybe it is time to give theyoung MBAs like us an opportunity. It may be theonly practical way for our country to stand on ourown two feet, as opposed to crawling through theminefield we are currently nestled in. So with my

ground breaking ideas I can already see myself being included among the pantheons of great entrepreneurs who can sell a glass of water to adrowning man, ice to an eskimo, and sand to anArab ;men so lucky that if you tried to drown themin sea ,they will come out with mouth full of fishesas opposed to theexisting service class whoare sounlucky that if you leave them in a pool of nipplesthey will come outsuckingtheir thumb !!!

So its now time for CURTAINS … n I stop writing …got to sleep and dream about ..Wait that's myspace …I dream about what or whom I want to

………So I leave with this message………….

“ONE WHO CEASES TO PRAISE ..ALSO CEASESTO PROSPER !!

Soguysn gurlz ….CLAP!!CLAP!!CLAP!!

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