Professors are Important!That’s why they get their own doughnuts. The underclassmen are like vultures this year, preying upon the food, falling upon it in packs; but that’s cool. Food is awesome, we understand; so now we’ll just make sure we get them their own box of sugary breakfast items. You still get yours too so all is well.

SPECIAL THANKSTo Kyle Novak for giving me lots of stuff to put in the NS: like seriously all of the brain teasers so far and a couple articles too. Big thanks to Will Love for getting the doughnuts too. Coffee and Coffee? Way less fun. Give it up folks

-Sam Rosenkrantz

If you weren’t there for new “Physics Teacher in Residence” Alma Robinson’s talk you missed out. Seriously there was free pizza. If you don’t already know how outreach works around here it’s pretty awesome and about to get a

lot better. Play with fun demos, make lesson plans with teachers, and brush up on your basic physics principles: it’s outreach on steroids people! Maybe even take a class on teaching. Get involved!

PhysTEC Looks to Expand Physics Teaching at Tech

WHO WANTS THAT UGLY DUDE AS A MASCOT?! Turkeys are so much cooler. Thats why we’re gonna win. Mascots are everything.

FEELING OFF? Check out the mail order section for EHM Nano Quantum Scalar energy pendant. You know you need some scalar energy whatever that is.

BRAIN TEASER Only two naturally occurring elements are named after real people! Do you know which ones?

THE NAKED SINGULARITYSOCIETY OF PHYSICS STUDENTS VOLUME 14 EPISODE 3

The Math Emporium is so haarrrrddd :(

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I, like, can’t even believe that I had to get up so early at 12:30 this afternoon and leave my sisters at the Delta Gamma house and catch a bus, like, all the way to the Math Emporium! I know, right? So anyway, I go to Starbucks to get a skim venti mochachino chai frap latté, but it was closed! OMIGAWD. Day ruined. Now I have to go to Easy Chair like some nerd, and they don’t even know what a venti is! I mean seriously, like learn English! Um so finally I meet up with some of my sisters (LOVE YA GIRRRLS XOXO) and we go inside the empo, and this guy at the counter is all like “proctored?” And I’m all like “yeah obvi, why else would I be here?” And then SOMEHOW, me and my sisters get sent to different tables! Lame! How does that even happen?

Well anyway, I sit down to take my MATH 1015 test, and it takes like forever for the guy to give me some paper! I mean seriously? What else are you doing? Isn’t this your job? Plus, they totally expect us to use this ridiculous calculator thing on the computer! I mean seriously, what are we, scientists? This is literally so confusing. I mean I don’t even know how they expect me to do well on this test. The cup people keep telling me they can’t help me! Ok seriously, what is their problem? Like, literally, do your job.

These questions are like, so stupid. There are like, numbers on top of numbers? What is that? Squiggly lines? What? I’ll just choose the cutest answer. Oh look! This one looks like my butterfly tattoo.

I got a zero?!? What? I seriously hate the empo. I can’t believe they, like, expect us to do our own work and stuff! How lame! I so cannot wait for this class to be over.

WEATHER CORNER

Warmer than two weeks ago!?! What happened. I want my Blacksburg cold already!

My weather widget changed colors if you couldn’t tell! Sizes too I think. OSX Lion is fun :))

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