Long ago I was very

sad due to a breakup

with a girl

Get lost!

sad...

My response was not the

best More boozE!

This was noticed by my

friends...

Frank’s drinking a lot. We should do something to

distract him so he won’t drink as

much.

Their idea was a big party at their place

with food and drink to

distract me...

Party, party, party!

More booze!

After a day and half the night of this, my friend D had an idea...

Great Party!

More booze!

Wait! I have an idea!

Downtown there is a tunnel under the center

of the city! Let’s go walk through it!

But D, it’s almost

midnight, the middle of winter and really cold

out!

We’ll wear coats.

And, it will be warm in the

tunnel!

Let’s go!

More booze!

Out into the cold!

Our path took us by the auditorium, that was

surrounded by circus trucks

It’s cold out here!

more booze!

As we walked past, something wrapped

around me and started reaching into my pockets!

help! Something’s

got me!

I looked and a small elephant was leaning out of a truck, it’s trunk searching my pockets for treats.

Help! An elephant has me! An

elephant has me!

My friends did not believe me...

You spend the

day drinking and then see elephants.

how original...

But, one actually turned back to look...

holy shit! An

elephant has frank!

It did not take long to

“rescue” me.

The elephant was bored and cold and looking for distraction. a

bunch of drunk college kids was enough distraction.

E, you’re the crew chief at the

food service. Let’s bring the elephant

there!

Yes! We’ll

leave it in the salad bar!

Elephants love salad!

We said we would go

through the tunnel!

We’ll bring the elephant with

us!

We can’t! Elephants are afraid

of the dark!

Oh yeah...

We’ll get the elephant on the way

back!

Off to the tunnel we went, the elephant left behind...

The tunnel took longer than expected due to the cold, dark and drunk...

Sadly, the other side of the tunnel was fenced off and we couldn’t get out.

So, we had to go through the tunnel a second time the other way...

Trapped!

More booze!

But, when we got back to the auditorium, the elephant

was locked away.

Who locked up the

elephant?

Probably its owners...

Of course, the elephant did not know of the salad bar. If we set it free, it

would have looked for someplace warm

That would have been the

courthouse across the

street. If we had set loose an elephant there, we’d

probably still be in jail...

No salad...sad...