Lessons from a Rubber Duck
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It was a regular old Thursday morning, except that Miranda’s alarm clock
rang a little earlier than usual. With lightning speed, she rolled over, turned off
her alarm, and sprang out of bed. It was an important day, because she was
about to execute her fool-proof secret morning plan: get to the bathroom before
her older brother, Ian.
Lessons from a Rubber Duck
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You see, sometime around Ian’s
thirteenth birthday something mysterious
occurred in his brain, and he turned into
Ian the Terrible. He had always been kind
of annoying, but since turning thirteen, he
went from being kind of annoying to being
the most obnoxious and rude big brother
that probably ever existed. Lately, Miranda
had been using her vivid imagination to
brainstorm a list of possible ways to get
rid of her brother. She was considering
blasting Ian off into outer space to live on
Mars or having him adopted by another
family who lives in Antarctica.
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She opened her bedroom door and peered into the long, dark hallway.
There was no sign of him. Quietly, she sneaked toward the bathroom in her
pink, fuzzy, bunny pajamas. She tiptoed past Ian’s bedroom door like a knight
sneaking past a sleeping dragon.
As she reached the door of the bathroom, Ian suddenly flung open his
bedroom door and yawned loudly. Startled, Miranda yelled, “Ugh! Why are
you awake so early?”
Ian stretched his skinny, freckled arms across the doorway to his evil dragon
lair. “Because your alarm clock woke me up, loser! By the way, nice hair,” he
said with a smirk, “What did you do? Brush it with a dead squirrel?”
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She looked over into the hallway mirror. Her thick, curly hair was
sticking straight out, in at least twenty different directions like a red porcupine
had curled up and fallen asleep on the back of her head.
“Well, Ian, I get the bathroom first because I woke up first. It’s only fair.”
“If life was fair, then I wouldn’t have a little sister. I get the bathroom first
‘cuz I’m older than you.” Ian rolled his beady, little, blue eyes, in his usual way
and walked in the bathroom, “By the way, those pajamas are stupid.”
Miranda looked down at the bunnies hopping across her soft pink pajamas
and scowled. Filled with frustration and anger, she thought, I hate his beady
little eyes and I hate having him as my brother! Why can’t he move far away and
become a clown in the circus? She imagined Ian wearing a red rubber nose,
oversized shoes, and a curly yellow wig.
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