Kelsey All Star Booklet 2015
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Transcript of Kelsey All Star Booklet 2015
FOREWARD
Double D’s NoteDear Lister,
Ladies and gentlemen, can we please have your attention. We’ve just been handed an urgent notice from the LDL. We need all of you to stop what you’re doing and listen.
ALL STAR WEEK HAS BEGUN!!!
Prepare yourselves for the adventure of a lifetime. Fantastic dodge-ball, wild fans showing their tower pride. Last year, the Lighthouse be-gan this tradition of a small booklet of player biographies, and Double D Dodgeball is keeping it going.
Just like the rest of you, we fell in love with dodgeball the very first time we stepped into the Tuckey. Just two goons on 5K yossin’ bombs and wheelin’ moms. All Star week is an experience that is just as fun on and off the court, for players and fans alike. We got to know the All Star teams, especially our own tower. (RIP Champs) It was exciting that we could finally put a name to a face of some of the great dodge-ball players out there and have better dodgeball discussions.
Our hope is that this pamphlet allows you guys to get a head start on the All Star experience. So you will be able to get to know the team a little better than you did and get more out of the experience and get invested in your team and your players. The more you put into All Star week, the more you get out of it. We encourage you to participate in as much of it as you can, as it is one of the greatest weeks in your Lister experience. Take advantage of all that All Stars has to offer.
From the folks at Double D Dodgeball, you stay All Starry Lister.
Dan Strowbridge and Darren RoszellDouble D DodgeballThe Lighthouse
FOREWARD
A Message from the LDLHey Team,
First of all, thank you all for being a part of the Annual All-Star Tour-nament! The All Star Tournament is undeniably the most anticipated and celebrated week in the Lister Dodgeball League Calendar – and rightly so. This week exists as a celebration of everything the LDL was, is, and will be in Lister. As a league that champions Sportsman-ship and Teamwork above all else, it is always an inspiration to see league members gather to celebrate the league and its pillars together. Whether you are participating as a player or a spectator, we all partake due to a love and passion for dodgeball. The LDL is unique amongst sports leagues, campus organizations, and residence culture. Imita-tions have been attempted, however the reality is that what we have in Lister in very special and incredibly unique. The LDL is the reason Lister alumni still proudly call themselves Listerites, show up to events like Campus Cup and the Alumni Tournament, and keep their old LDL jerseys tucked away as mementos of their time in Lister.
I encourage each and every one of you to participate in as much of All-Star Week as you can. Our league is the envy of every organization on campus and every sports league because of our passionate, dedicat-ed, proud members. Whether you are competing, spectating, or simply reading this package, be proud!
David Semple and Saadiq SumarLDL All Star Executives
KELSEYBrant Martin, MKFirst-time All Star
Hometown: Red Deer, ABMajor/Minor: EngineeringPreferred Position on Court: Right Corner with Pam on edge in front of me #PamsbootyFavourite Dodgeball Memory: Last year getting a double doctor kill with the shame ball and cellying with the legend Howard Wang after.
Joe Kruis, MKFirst-time All Star (I’m a virgin)
Hometown: Born in Hamilton but Calgary is homeMajor/Minor: Engineering but no idea which kind yetPreferred Position on Court: I belong in the net but looove the middle in classic gamesFavourite Dodgeball Memory: Not gonna lie but beating 5 Schaffer 3-2 (won all the doctor games) with a packed gym and ridiculous intensity was just an un-real experience. Just like Loverboy, I was loving every minute of it.
Chris Prosper, 2KTwo-time All Star
Hometown: Calgary, ABMajor/Minor: Chemical EngineeringPreferred Position on Court: Left CornerFavourite Dodgeball Memory: I don’t know about favourite but it’s always funny when Parsa Amini screws up, like when he team killed one of our throw-ers at the line or died when he “slipped” getting a ball and caused one of our double doctors to get killed.
KELSEYKevin Lim, 2KFirst-time All Star
Hometown: Carseland, ABMajor/Minor: Engineer WannabePreferred Position on Court: Right Side one in from the edge, beside hawt BrantFavourite Dodgeball Memory: I threw ball so hard (jokes) it bounced off the guy and hit me.
Sebastian Robitaille, 4KFirst-time All Star
Hometown: Vancouver, BCMajor/Minor: NeurosciencePreferred Position on Court: DoctorFavourite Dodgeball Memory: “What are we gonna do? Faceshot Mailhot!”
Lucas Ogrodnick, 5KFirst-time All Star
Hometown: Calgary, ABMajor/Minor: I am in engineeringPreferred Position on Court: Left cornerFavourite Dodgeball Memory: Barely being able to beat 4 Schaff in a doctor game after I hit their doctor. Our team really had to rally hard.
KELSEYEvan Gerrard, 6KTwo-time All Star
Hometown: Calgary, ABMajor/Minor: Open StudiesPreferred Position on Court: Doctor’s netFavourite Dodgeball Memory: This one is a toss up so I put two down. This one time I threw my ball at a shagger so hard that when It came back it had her number on it. And the time Godley went 2 for 2 dur-ing the accuracy event at skill comps 2014. Then he stepped on the line.
Jake Lewis, 6KFirst-time All Star
Hometown: Camrose, ABMajor/Minor: EngineeringPreferred Position on Court: CornerFavourite Dodgeball Memory: Making All-Stars
Rico Booysen, 6KFirst-time All Star
Hometown: PretoriaMajor/Minor: EngineeringPreferred Position on Court: Dead at the lineFavourite Dodgeball Memory: When we played 2 Mac and Evan Gerrard died high at the line more than me
KELSEYAustin Bezte, 7KFirst-time All Star
Hometown: Winnipeg, MBMajor/Minor: EngineeringPreferred Position on Court: Corner in Reg. SeasonFavourite Dodgeball Memory: Falling over the line 1v1ing in Campus Cup
Brandon Godley, 7KTwo-time All Star
Hometown: St. Albert, ABMajor/Minor: Computer sciencePreferred Position on Court: Pine pony, or left side if I ever playFavourite Dodgeball Memory: Whenever Josh Browne throws a ball
Michael Lee, 7KFirst-time All Star
Hometown: Calgary, ABMajor/Minor: EngineeringPreferred Position on Court: AnywhereFavourite Dodgeball Memory: Making All-Stars
KELSEYAidan Keane, 9K/5HFirst-time All Star
Hometown: Calgary, ABMajor/Minor: Whatever it takes to get playing timePreferred Position on Court: Doctor/ watching Rico get hit at the line (a.k.a. The Wyatt zone)Favourite Dodgeball Memory: Every warm-up when you get to throw at your own shaggers.
Irfan Ibrahim, 9K (aka Shrek’s Swamp)Probably like 7 times All Star or something idk
Hometown: CowtownMajor/Minor: Started in Engineering, now in Arts with hopes of sliding into BusinessPreferred Position on Court: Dead at the line/DoctorFavourite Dodgeball Memory: That one game I didn’t die up high/when Kelsey won the 2015 All-Stars Tournament
Oluseun Adekunle, 9KTwo-time All Star
Hometown: Ijebu-jesa, Osun State, NigeriaMajor/Minor: BSc Electrical EngineeringPreferred Position on Court: NoneFavourite Dodgeball Memory: Dodgefest with Spaceballz, playing double with Cody and Max.
KELSEYRyan Adelman, 10KFirst-time All Star
Hometown: Slave Lake, ABMajor/Minor: UndeclaredPreferred Position on Court: Second from right edgeFavourite Dodgeball Memory: The first time 10K howled on the court
Patrick Aisekhalaye, 10KTwo-time All Star
Hometown: Coquitlam, BCMajor/Minor: NursingPreferred Position on Court: Crowd EdgeFavourite Dodgeball Memory: Hearing that my nick-name would be Black Dolphin
Kara Jewett, MKFirst-time All Star
Hometown: Calgary, ABMajor/Minor: Majoring in AwesomenessPreferred Position on Court: Second from the LeftFavourite Dodgeball Memory: Winning the M2K vs. 5S game
KELSEYLillian Moon, MKFirst-time All Star
Hometown: Vancouver, BCMajor/Minor: Major: Chemistry, Minor: FrenchPreferred Position on Court: Shagging in the middleFavourite Dodgeball Memory: Playoffs 2014 3-10 Schaff vs 7-8 Henday
Rachel Smith, MKFirst-time All Star
Hometown: Vancouver, BCMajor/Minor: PsychologyPreferred Position on Court: 3rd inFavourite Dodgeball Memory: When I got to play with my sister and we both got hit on the line together.
Catherine Young, 2KFirst-time All Star
Hometown: Calgary, ABMajor/Minor: Mechanical EngineeringPreferred Position on Court: Left DoctorFavourite Dodgeball Memory: When Kevin stepped over the line. What a noob. #teamkevin
KELSEYTina Schaefer, 3KFirst-time All Star
Hometown: Keremeos, BCMajor/Minor: BiochemPreferred Position on Court: Not getting hitFavourite Dodgeball Memory: One time, Godley hit me in the face.... it was awesome.
Alycia Pollard, 4KFirst-time All Star
Hometown: Whitby, ONMajor/Minor: Majoring in Family Ecology with a Minor in International Development Preferred Position on Court: Middle Right SideFavourite Dodgeball Memory: Coming 2nd place in the seeding tourney this year :)
Kayla Knol, 4KFirst-time All Star
Hometown: Millarville, ABMajor/Minor: Bachelor of Science with specialization in Developmental Biology and Physiology Preferred Position on Court: Right EdgeFavourite Dodgeball Memory: 1 v. 1 with Alex and he made a swan dive to save a ball!
KELSEYKelsi Herder, 4KFirst-time AllStar
Hometown: Rosalind, ABMajor/Minor: BARSTPreferred Position on Court: Edge or 1-2 in from the edgeFavourite Dodgeball Memory: Getting 2nd in the seeding tournament!
Allana Gerke, 6KTwo-time AllStar
Hometown: New Westminster, BCMajor/Minor: Chemical EngineeringPreferred Position on Court: Anywhere on the right sideFavourite Dodgeball Memory: Dodgefest!!!!!!
Ashley Bulaong, 8KFirst-time All-Star
Hometown: Born in Winnipeg, raised in CalgaryMajor/Minor: Biology/ChemistryPreferred Position on Court: Middle/Left sideFavourite Dodgeball Memory: It’s a tie between the day we found out our team jersey colour was sand and getting hit so hard in the face during practice that my contact lens popped out.
KELSEYLauren Grombacher, 8KTwo-time AllStar
Hometown: Saskatoon, SaskatchewanMajor/Minor: Biological sciencesPreferred Position on Court: Anywhere on the shag lineFavourite Dodgeball Memory: My favourite memory was when 8K finally won their first dodgeball game!!
Scott Veronelly, 7K & MK Alum3 time All-Star Player, 1 time Manager
Hometown: Brooks, ABMajor/Minor: Physical Education, Health Education Preferred playing position: CornerDoctor/Double Doctor?: DoctorFavourite Dodgeball Memory: Curtis Dell pushup dodgeball
Good luck, Kelsey All Stars!
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Edited bySareeta Lopez, Editor-in-ChiefJaimee Russnak, Section Editor
Darren Roszell and Dan Strowbridge, Double D Dodgeball
Photography byPauline Ovenden-Kamkai