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K‐CoreaINC.K(SectionA)

the

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GlobalKorea(GK):(potentialMerge):

Attendees:ArgentinianKorea

Iran@­itzerlandKorea

Non­LocalizedKorea

HungaryKorea

FrenchadaptationKorea

BrazilianSpace

PublicProcessKorea

MoroccoKorea

Post­CanadianRetrieverKorea

IsraelKorea

AnotherGreekKorea

ArmeniaKorea

Topic: USAKorea(USAK)

MexicoKorea(MK)

NorthAmericaKorea(NAK)*183

GeneralSouthAmeriK(GSAK)

CCT: BritishKorea(BK)*lockdown

PayRole:(2): Driver,Wait

Other:(2): Taffy*illegaloutsiderre­useablefriend(prop)

Jessica>Cindy>Able

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EmergenceGuessEQualify(firstinfire)x

note:

DearHeyK,

PleaseDon’tAcceptyour

Progressaphobias

inworkflow

byBrandWashing

MYGlobalBlankywithSAMEPAGE.

Ireallyneedacaseofatmosphere

AreyoufindingPosition?

It’ssuchaHunt.

(UGTFE)=UnidentifiedTimelessGunFireand/orExplosions

(x)=(UGTFE)

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K‐CoreaINC.K(SectionA)a

PositionThis

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FLIGHT>>>>>>>>>>>>

MK: Uhhhh,Youknowhowtotalktomebaby!

It’sKoreaandIsaid‐YES

Yaw,,,I’msayingfindYourProp!

GSAK: HeyGK‐It’sGeneralSouthAmeriK!

MK: Ihearaself‐declarednarrator

USAK: AsIblinkmywaythrough,Indie‐PanopolicFlash

IseepanoramicCustoProblemo!,,Yes.(x)

MK: Ihearaself‐de‐ClosedNarrator!

GK: What!,What?WhyI:BeintheFuckinAirplane.

GSAK: HeyGK‐?

Taffy: OhIhatePeoplelike,Choice‐Voice‐Over(Taffypre­reusemode)

MK: SelfRighteous,,,Poetic,,,pieceofShit!

She’sprobablyHackinButt‐suckin

TheLifeoutofyour,off‐shore,Identity:StorageUnit!(x)

GK: IwanttheMiddle‐Seatofthisplane

MK: YeahIbetyouseeIT.ISeesomanyThings.

WhatIwanaknowis….WhatyouintheBarwithFutureSpaceSavers‐

AsobstacleforRomance

USAK: WetheSituationshaveIssueUpSetta.YES

TravelCustity.DotCompromise,,,,Custody,,Over‐Load=YES

AndThen,WeasCrashing,,,InsideOut…(need)

Stridex‐Corporate

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NAK: ReallyMatter.?Itdoesn’tSuch‐

GSAK: I’mfuckingpissedatUSAK(x)

GK: WHAT?(Kiss)

WellI:BeinthefuckinAirPlane.

MK: BrittaBalancehasbeenknownforAutomaticFailure

BrittaBalanceAh,HasbeenknownforAutomatedFailure!

Failure!

Don’tbeSurprisedifyouendUPevenlysurprised

BoredtoDeath!

Re‐Livingthestupid1960’s

OrsomePre‐InternetShitMotel!

GK: FlyingCompany,,,3rd/World‐Class,

YouCansmokeALLUPinthisShit

Meeting: YES,,,,YESYOUCAN!

GK: SheSaid(YES)‐

GSAK: Where’smyfuckinpitchfork?!,,,,I’mreadytoBuild!

GK: GirlLookwhatIcarriedON.CarriedON

Driver: Canyouunlockme?

GK: YESWECAN!

<<<<FriendlyFire>>>>>>>>>>

GK: OMG,LookatThat!—

IdesignedthatSturdiest‐‐

IputmypersonaldesignermacaroniinhersteroidsandIspliced!That.

Girl,canyougetmeadrink!?

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Meeting: (Wants)

MK: MynameisjustanAquarium

I’manAquarium…I’minAquarium….I’mINaquarium

ImINAquariUM‐‐‐

JustanAquarium

FeedtheSoulandTouchtheBody—(X)

GSAK: I’mfuckinPissedatUSAK!,,,,,Shewon’treturnMyPhoneK‐K?

GK: IwouldusemyprivateJet,But,Thisis‐!Cheaper,

USAK: Brace,,,IT,,,InWord…,,,,InWard,,,,,,,,,

I’montheotherLineK,,,,,,IBelieveConnect,,,,

BelieveConnect!‐‐‐‐‐‐

Britt,Extension.,MyConnection‐

IsNot,,,(Machine‐Wash),Friendly,,,,But‐They“ARE”

Washing(ME‐OUT),,,,,,,,MEMO,,,,,,,,,,,,,AnyWay!

YouKnowwhoTheyIS,<Yesyoudo>,YouKnowwhoTheyis…..

<<<WHAT?

NAK: TheyIS2YouEquals=

IknowwhatThey‐IS2You,,,,,,TheGodasCorporate,,,,,,,ThePeopleasaGovernment,,,,,,,IknowwhatITdoesn’tMatter2YOUasmuch‐‐‐‐‐AsITdoes2ME,ItDoesnotMatterasSuch‐

ThatisY,Youhavenotrememberedwhat(IT‐IS)for2Day,,,,

ITisnot|You|,,,,ITISWE!‐‐‐ITisnot|em|and>WillnotmatterasSuch

USAK: WhatCountryareYou(Rep‐Re‐Posting),‐|Here|‐

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Idon’tneed…Help,_|Sufficient|,,

I….AM‐waitinginSilentView,,Where‐as_ThisOne‐‐,WhoIS…>>>

Where“Weat”

NAK: Myintentionwastobeaself‐appointedIntern‐‐‐‐‐

FortheReasonthatI,E,NO.,,,,That,YouneedtoBeRePlaced.

{BUBBLEBURST}

Meeting: SoBeautiful,OMG,|transition|

GK: ShhhhhYouknow?\transition?\

Meeting: definitely(kiss)

GK: Becareful:

{YouToo/You2}

Girl,WatchmegorescheduleMyidenticalUSAPost

<FF!>

GK: OK,HEY!

Meeting: HEY!

NAK: TheNewLookforThisCompany,ISre‐ThinkingtheWord|Humanity|asanObjectwitha(Goal)

\OPENFIRE\(importdisplacement)

USAK: Well,,actually,,Idon’tthinkGlobal,Korea,IsHiringany(CareerGirls)_RightNow,SoI‐Think,thissoundsLike,,,

|OpinionPollution|,Yes

NAK: (xchanneled)>IfthisisTrue,PleaseexplaintoME,WhyYouhavedeliveredThistoME,inthisMANNER???

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IAmMystifiedas2Y

PleaseRe‐think,ThewaythatYouarefraise‐ingthat2MEWithYourMEMO,ofTHIS…

YouneedtoREALize,<ThatIamABOUTtoSAYsomething2You,,,RightNow

SomethingIN,‐|ThatYou|‐..<ofValue>,SomethingofValue‐‐‐ForyoutoReTain(LAUGH)

Ineversay“THEY”

Isay–US‐or–WE‐,

Theseaccomplishmentsareour‐Own‐

You‐See,lastnight–WE‐Bombed‐OUR‐Selves‐again,,,,,,,‐WE‐BombedanotherONEof–OUR‐own“Cities”after–WE‐hadBombedtheOTHER,|ONE|of‐OUR‐Selves‐,,,,,,,,,,,,2Ballance‐OUR‐Selves‐OUT.

AreyouAbletoSeehow\THIS\works‐NOW?HaveImadeMy‐Self(Clear)?

(LAUGH)

IjustNeedPeopletoKnowhowthe‐‐‐‐‐THEE‐,the–WE‐,andthe‐US‐works

USAK: Onething,,I’veLearned,,inalltheseYears,,,NeverHigher:SomeONEWhoseGOOD=Cause>She’llhave,YourJOB,,,,,,in4seconds!

Sorry,,,YourOut!‐GoHomeIntern,,,,,Wedon’tNeedYourunpaidHELP

<HELP>

GK: WhatHappenedtomyFACE?

MK: OhIlove_whenyouTransfer_TheBodyTemperature.

GK: WherethefuckismyPillow?

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MK: EwGrossPigFilthyDisgustingNon­Growth

Meeting: FireHER

MK: EwGrossPigFilthyDisgustingNon­Growth

GK: Wherethefuckisthatfuckingsturdiest?

OhNO,SheDidn’t!

PublicProcessKorea: SheDid

GK: IHopemydrinkwasn’tinthat!

MK: EwGrossPigFilthyDisgustingNon­Growth

GK: Mydrinkbetternotbeinthattray

Meeting: FireHerFireHer

<FIREHER>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

GK: SheDon’tknowhowtoACT

GSAK: Ifyouhaven’tGuessed..?,,,,,,,,,,,,I’mReallyintoDating‐‐‐

Meeting: |INTHINKTANK|

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><WAIT?><<<<<<<<<<<<<

GSAK: IjustreallyLove,,,,,,,,,,,,Date‐a‐Sphere….

<WAIT>(cellularexplosionhold)

MK: MyBlackberryisThis,IBlackberryMe

MeBlackberry,MeBlackBerry

It’speopleLikeyouwhomakemekeepthisshitphysical

YourgonapickaName..andit’sgonabean(A‐JasonThing)

,THING,

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AndasaSERIOUS!,Youwillpauseandcomplicatedefinition,Youwillpausejustfine,I’mnoLibra

Re‐EditthisSERIOUS,AndEDIT,|THIS|‐Seriously‐

=OPENFriendlyFIRE,>>>>>>>>>(re­use)>>>>>

GK: I’mGonaFireHER,,,,,,FireHER‐UP

Wait: WaitInreview|TheBoards|))))))))))))))))))))

GK: ITOLDYOU‐>

>>>>>

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IhadtoletyouGo.

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It’snotyourFault.

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EveryThingisDifferentNow.

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Don’tFeelExamplized

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It’sJustNature

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K‐CoreaINC.K(SectionA)b

PositionThis

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<<MAKINGWORD>>

USAK: Words,such‐Jealous,,,,,,,,WheredoyouBuy?|LanguageConnect|.

I‐ShouldBE‐@theBeach+I‐ShouldBE‐@theBeach

=ONVacate.Ok,I’llTakeIT!

ILoverotatinga|Maybe‐Retriever|intoan|If‐Bird|

NAK: Hasiteveroccurredtoyou?Thatyourattitudesaboutthesesortsofthingshasbecomecompletelydisrupted!!

WhoCares,aboutyourSinglesWeekend?!

OurEGO‐needshastobeSecondtothisConglomeracy

USAK: WhohasmyBack?‐NoOne!BecauseI’mOver‐Extended

CRUISEAMERICA.COMtheSTREETSofMEETING

(ThereisnoGuestListTonight)>>>>>>>>>kiss

(Jealous?)

NAK: WhenIgoonVacation?Ijust,‐Listen‐

IhaveaPlanstartingfromDayOne!ONtheGroundUP!

IwouldLiketoRe‐Brand,Re‐Organize,andInternalize,,,,,,Theentire“CommunicationsWar”,

SoThat,in‐Affect‐WeareonALL‐SIDES

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USAK: CallMe“Jealous!”

<Song>

I’mWatchingMY

She,Has,My,JOB

AndSheGoestoWork

When,She,Wants

AndSheTakesBreaks

When,She,Wants

AndSheWears

What,She,Wants

AndIn*,(IntendedGunFire)

Hey,Do‐YouSituation‐Nola?

Know,Ah?CheapPerspectiveBrusha

ThatIcanAgencyDropa

ToRe‐TouchUP–SUCH|AS|,InOTHER‐WORDS(%)

EVERFACE

Yesssssssss……….

NAK: IplantorepresentNorthAmerica,underK‐CoreaINC.KAsa(SideProject),

OnceGlobalKorea,Merges=

EverythingAbove>

(SouthMexico)

AndBelow>

(NorthCanada)

>>>>>WillbeMERGED!

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Oncewehomogenizeallofthese[Things],IwillbetheRepresentative,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Because:Iusuallyhavealotonmy|Plate|,,,,,,,,,SometimesItakesomethingOFF,ButusuallyIDON’T,BecauseI’maHobbyist,AndIt’sJustFunformetoTrythingsLikeTHAT!

USAK: Or?,SheStaysinTone

Or?,SheStaysinTone

LikeReallyware,IneedJealousOut‐Lookand

REACH,REACH,…ON

GSAK: ILOVENAK!

GK: LookWhat–we‐didtothelastDriver:

iMean?

LookWhatWeDIDtotheLastDriver….?

Meeting: Yay!

<<<<<TransferStep>>>>>>>>

GK: We’reJustPickingFlowers‐‐?

<<<<<PointBuenavistaFlat>>>>>>>>>

Meeting: aTen?

GK: Wehadameeting.SoLetsHaveAMeeting!

GSAK: Can–We‐justDoaMeetingorSomething?

GK: Wait!‐‐‐‐‐Wehada“Meeting”,,,,,,,,SoletshaveaMEETING!

MK: HeyJessica!It’sMeKorea!HeyJessicaLookKorea!

Time‐OutformyPreciousDonation!

<<<<<<<Let’sHaveaMeeting>>>>>>>>>

GK: Let’sHaveaMEETING,,,

<<<<<<<<BrazilianSpace>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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MK: LessthanProp?TellmeaboutthatoneJESSICA?

AreYoustuckinNTSC?

IhateBudgetPlatforms

Double,Max,Bubbles

Where’smyMagneticTrainsandmyelectric­ness

IhatetheCarIndustryIHopeitFails!DONEOVER

IwanttoBeMexicoCitytoBeChicagoas10minFLATs

GOTTHAT?!

IwanttoGOfromMexicoCitytoChicagoin10Mins.FLAT!

ActuallythisismyHouseandYouShutUp,IamIN

ActuallyShutUP!SHUTUP!I’minHOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ContemporarySlut!EverybodiesgottheAgenda!

ContemporarySlut!EveryBody’s’GottheAgenda!

CONTEMPORARYSLUT!EVERYBODY!S!GOT!THE!AGENDA!‐‐‐CONTEMPORARYSLUT!EVERYBODY!S!GOT!THE!AGENDA!CONTEMPORARYSLUT!SLUT!SLUT!SLUT!SLUT!!!EveryONE’S’GOTtheAGENDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Contemporary

Slut

EveryOnesGotThe|Agenda|.

NAK: IalwaysHavea7yearPlan!AsaHobbyistImoveintoParentCompanies,TakeFixer/UpperPositionsandInternships,,,,,,,Re‐Workthem,,,,,SothatIhaveGreaterEquityatalowerinterestrate,andthenFlipThematAuction!

MK: ContemporarySlut?,,,,,,ContemporarySlut/,EveryBody’s’GOT,,TheAgenda>>>Andit’srunningoutofactualVacationers

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<<<<<<<<<MEETINGrecount>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Iran@­itzerlandKorea: She’sapowerfulwoman

FrenchadaptationKorea: She’sLikeAmazing…

PublicProcessKorea: HerPowerPointhad20slides

ArgentinianKorea: ILoveHer,ILoveHer

Post­CanadianRetriever: HerValuePropositionwasreallygood

Non­LocalizedKorea: Really?

IsraelKorea: Really?

ArmeniaKorea: ShewasSexuallyActiveattheageofWhat?

GK: WeJusthadaMeeting

MK: StabtheFucker!StabTHE

StabtheFuck‐herrrrrrrrrrr

Taffy?Awwwwwwwwwwww,,,,,,StabtheFucker!

Taffy,yourinRe‐UseMode,AW,wwwwwww

ThankGodI’minwithmyRe‐UseableRoom,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,WithMy,FriendTaffy?,

AndEveryBodyelse,isnotintheRoom

StabtheFucker.

<<<<<<Connection>>>>>>>>>>>

GK: Hello,Yes?,‐Wait‐,WhoamItalkingto?

Hello,Yes?,WhoamItalkingto?

ArgentinianKorea: SangabouttheMeeting‐

Meeting: (LAUGH)

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MK: WOWWOWWOW

Jessica,Myinner‐Dad,wantstomoveSouthAmerica,,,,,,,,,,AndisthisPart3?

OncethePlatformisFinished

AndwhatifyourDumbPhonedoesn’tReceivemethere,,,,,,CauseyourSuchaFarmersMarket!

MynamemightBeCareeraforonlyTemporaryisLonger

IsenseBie‐PassSurgery

GSAK: HeyMexicoKorea!

GK: YES,,,,,,

Yall,WantRelictoNarrate?

IgiveyouRelic,…..YouwantaBar?

ARealBar?

BacktotheFuture>

(CommunalPoint:Collection)

Girl,WhyitgetsoQuiet?

Iran@­itzerlandKorea: WhyitgetsoQuiet?

Meeting: WhySoQuiet?

GK: Girls,I’mthinkin,,,weneedsomeAdvice

FrenchadaptationKorea: Yes,,,,,,,OMG?

GK: ThatisexactlyWHAT!(NearbyImpression)

>>>>>>>GIVEUSSOMEADVICE!

Driver: WellSheTellaPerson,SheJustDidaBabySlide

GK: ahuh,TellMeMore

Driver: Slidesdon’treallyHelpanyone—

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GK: WhattheFuckyoutalkingabout…!?KeepThoseHandCuffsON…!

Driver: WellyouSlide,,,,,,AnditWorksforRightNow*

YourCompany’sDoingReallyWell,,,,,,,,,,ButI’mthinking

FrenchadaptationKorea: (LAUGH)

GK: ButWhat?=====TellMeaboutWHAT?tellmeaboutwhat?

Driver: *ButI’mthinkingifyoustartabrandintegrationdepartment?

PublicProcessKorea:YES?

GK: YES.

Driver: AndFocusonfindingREALConsumerDemand,,ForCross‐Over‐Culture,,,,,,?AndTime‐Shared‐Ideologies?

GK: TimeShareWhat?IdeologyWhat?

Meeting: YeahWhat!YEAHYEAHYEAHWHAT?

GK: EveryoneBeQuiet\*

Driver: *RatherthancreatingthisVIBE,,,,,,,,,AndthenMeme‐ingIT,Your‐Selves?Youalsoneedto…….MakeITFree

GK: Girl,TellthatDrivertoShutUP!

AnotherGreekKorea:ShutUP!

ArgentinianKorea: TellHimtoShutUP!

<(FutureExplosion)>

Driver: WellIdon’tknowaSingleCompanythat’sExperimentalenoughforME.

GK: WellThenhejustneedstoLOOKHarder

<<<<<BrazilianSpace>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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K‐CoreaINC.K(SectionA)c

PositionThis

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<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Hi>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

??Pre: HIHI

USAK: DID,someOneFORGET‐2‐Pour,chlorine,in?MY?Generosity‐‐Filter?,,Or?DidI,‐JUST‐Forget2PourYouAhGlass/sa,,,,YEaS

Jessica?: TheInternPouredmeONE

NAK: LAUGH

Jessica: It’sJessica

USAK: WhatHER?NO‐(spaceplaceEXPLO’/)­,SO,?

NAK: I’mnotanIntern,I’maRe‐Placementrightnow‐

USAK: SO,What’syourassistingName?

Jessica: Jessica‐

USAK: Jessica?

NAK: YouKnow.?,It’sTruewhatTHEY,Say‐

IwearwhatIwant,IgottoWorkwheneverIwant,andIjustbasicallydowhatIfeellikeandwhatIwantwith‐EachOther‐

USAK: I’mdoingwaytoMuch–THINGS‐,Today

Ican’teventapintoSelf‐Hood,togetmeOff‐Hood,and,?,Protect‐Hood

MK: Don’tbesuchandAngryEssayJessica!Don’t,Don’tBesuchandAngryEssay….Jessica!DON’TBESUCHANGRYANGRYJESSICA!!!!!!!

Don’tBeSuchaANGRYESSAYESSAY,Don’tBE!!SuchAANGRYESSAY!!Jessica!Don’t!Be!Such!A!AngryESSAY!!!!!Jessica!?

Don’tBesuchanAngryEssay,,,,,,,,,,,,,Jessica?

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ORI’llTuneOUT,AndBuya‐MEANDOGSIGN‐,,,,,,,AndPutitinfrontofALLMY,,,,,,,,,,,,,|Communications|!

NAK: IspecializeinIdentityTourism,?Agency…

IjuststickHERE,andIHopAround‐

HEYGLOBALKOREA!?

Identifiers: That’sGlobal,That’sGlobal,That’sGlobal

FrenchadaptationKorea: WHAT!?

GK: GuysIjustWantedtoshowYouYourNewOffice!

HealthCare,Idon’tCare,It’sAllWECare,That’sWhyWEdon’tCare.

THISISGLOBAL!

Identified: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

GK: Global,Global!!

Identified: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(((((((KISS)))))))))

*kiss*

MK: Iamnotbody,butbusinessHOLD,ThebodyofBusinessI

MyBody,IsagoodPlaceforBusiness…AndIAM‐OverIT=I’mOVERHEAD

Jessica?My–NothingLook­Idon’tsee,pointsyouatpicturesofmyRussianCousin

Didyouknowthat?IactuallyDon’tKnowwhatILookLIKE?YOU‐‐‐ActuallyDon’tKnowwhat–I‐LookLIKE,,When‐I’m‐infrontofYOU

I’mKoreaIMCO.REA

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NoonegetsLostanymoreSillySkank!

PhilosophyGangstersNeverwitnessthe–DO­PhilosophyGangstersNeverSEEwhatISEE

ORevenSomeAmericanfromMyCategory,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,whichisin–BusinessFace‐.

USAK: O.K.,Jessica?I’mgonacallyouCindy?‐‐‐‐‐‐IsthatOkwithYou?

Jess­indy: IGuessSo?

USAK: Um,Cindy?GuessingisawasteofEnergy.

Cindy: >Alternate(x)<

Actually,CindyisanAmazingStory,

IjustneedsomeWorkDone,,,?or?,

NAK: (LAUGH)(Ypeep)

Cindy: |LOOK|=JustSay,WhatYouNeedToSay,IhavealotofObligationsALLoftheSudden

USAK: WOW?,wow.YourReallyReflective.?SoSuchWAYis|Fact|,ThatCurrent,‐CLIMAXCENTER‐,,IS,,,,,A,,Way

MK: YourinConfrontationwithSimilarKorea,

She’sa|SUCH‐AS|

LetsfadeherOUT,beforeyouareConvinced!

Everyone,is,‐WhatTheyIS,Saying–IT‐doesn’tmakeyou=_MoreIS._

EveryOne,Is,‐WhatTheyISSaying–IT‐doesn’tMake‐You‐=WhatITIS!

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IalwaysSEE–Nature‐onVacation.SheisNot?ADoctor.ContemporaryDoctrine,NoHold

OKBaby.I’llCallHalf/Off,BeforeIclosetoday?JustKnow=YourinDeepMeat

AndnotbehindtheVegan

<<<<<<<DRIVE­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­aShoweveryThong­­­­­

DOitGirl,DoitGirl,DoITgirl­­­­TakeCurl

((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((SomeBodyExplosion)

GK: OMG,GlobalGotHerPeriod!

TheGlobalKoreaTakesCareofEverything

Attendees: THANKSKOREA!

ArgentinianKorea: Thanks,ThankYou

GK: Wait?

?A21AUSA1S?

‐USAONEWEST‐

ArgentinianKorea: SoFunny!She’sSOFUNNY

GK: I’mAbouttoMergeYou!

<<<<<<<ATTENDEELAUGH>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

GK: TheGlobalKoreaFuckinHungUP_

FuckinHackersthinkI’mmadeoutofFinances

ArgentinianKorea: BecauseyourReallyCool

Post­CanadianRetrieverKorea: It’sReallyCool

Attendance: IT’SREALLYCOOL

GK: Girl,Don’tLookatME_LookatyourMother?AndGlobalizeatHER!

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LOVE­VIBE­SHARE_ELSE­SAY))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

GK: GlobalConnection!JKBitch!JKBitch!

Attendees: GLOBAL!

PublicProcessKorea: ThatHarperTack,canHackinRoleOver‐‐‐‐‐

ThatHarperTack,CanHackinRoleOver‐‐‐‐‐‐

GK: ThatHarperTackCollectioncanRoamandBarTackallOverALLNIGHTLONG

Attendees: YEAH!

GK: RoleOver

IamNOTgivinMyGuidancetothatFreePieceof‐Hardsoftware‐

ArgentinianKorea: Yeah,Don’tgiveyourHighDefGuidanceOut

GK: OfCourse!

ArgentinianKorea: NO!

GK: OneLastThing,

GlobalK,don’tbelieveinWarranties,IDon’t

Post­CanadianRetrieverKorea: ButFirstyouneedsomeAdvice.AH?

GK: SomeoneGowriteHeraPoem,Cause,I’mgettinout,My,,DictatorBoner

ATTENDED

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K‐CoreaINC.K(SectionA)d

PositionThis

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NAK: SothatwecanAlljustBEontheSameSexyPAGE

USAK: Hola!MK?,TheMapisLooking_Good_,Yes

MK: KoreatheState?KoreatheStated

USAK: IT,doesn’treallyMatter(defense)

It/I’mBeingChallenged/Confronted/orshouldIsayChanneled?(InteriorinternGunFire)AndI’mabout2

MK: YourSpreadingyourselfTHINandit’sTransparent‐a

USAK: Idonotdeservethisbehaviorfromthe–TOP‐whenIfunctionthe–MIDDLE‐!

MK: IfyournotcarefulyourextensionswillReorganize

IFyourIdentityformsaUNION!I’llBillyouLater=*

*YouwillhaveNoFreedomControl,

Isentyoua=MotherSoulFreedom=,YourcommunityserviceStarts=NOW=,

USAK: NeighborhoodYes,OceanOver,Yeah!!Connect!

MK: IsentYou,A=MotherFigureFunction=!IsentYou,A=MotherFigureFunction=!

USAK: Compassicolic‐Ish‐Us‘CapitalStructure’What?

OK!Re‐Write=

CORRECT*

*CompassionateCapitalism,YEAH,Re‐Create,…PANGEA!

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+GLOBALESE+

GK: Where’sGlobalese?

ArgentinianKorea: AmeraPlease!

GK: AmeraPlease!CanIgetan‐AmeraPlease‐!Please,CanIPLEASEgetAMERA!

TheDriverALL‐WAYS,PlaysMYJAMS!

AndIthoughtTARGETwasaCLUB?

ArgentinianKorea: WhereyouFromGlobal?

GK: Globally

ArgentinianKorea: Globally?Why?

Post­CanadianRetrieverKorea: YourfromtheGlobalE

GK: Everybody’susuallyHaiti

EveryONEcomesfromHaiti

IhavealittleHateforEveryOne

She’saSweetHeart,,,ILoveHER!

{{Kisses}}

Iran@­itzerlandKorea: ThisGirlssuchaSweetHeart!

GK: SoAmazing

Canyoutakeapictureofus?

Wait,Thatonewasbad,

ArgentinianKorea: IHateItalianKorea!

AnotherGreekKorea: Well?

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GK: WhatTimeisIT?

AnotherGreekKorea: PeaceisCool

ArgentinianKorea: IHateItalianKorea.

AnotherGreekKorea: Peace

GK: IHateLexusKorea,IhateGenelKorea

Post­CanadianRetrieverKorea: IHateLexusKorea

ArgentinianKorea: ILoveyouGlobal

GK: ILoveYouGlobal

WhotheFuckisthatBabyShit‐Talker?

That’snotoneofMyCondiments

PlacementPeopleneedtoRegister

Cindy: Youknow,maybe,itwouldbeagoodIdea?,IfyoucalledYourself,IfyougotbackintouchwithYourself?,ifyou,Regrouped?LikeaCareeroftendoes‐

USAK: x2That’sWhatIdoWHEN‐‐‐‐YourActingWeird?,Hey,WhatisgoingON?,Hello?I’montheother,Talkingtone,OUT‐‐talkingaboutJustFallowME‐

MK: DigitizeHim!LovewillbesocreationalNow!Iagree

DigitizeHim!Lovewillbesoeasyafter|in‐creation‐now|

AnotherBasicBaby,WHENIDON”TDOMOTHERHOOD!AnotherBasicBaby,WHENIDON”TDOMOTHERHOOD!AnotherBasicBABY,WHENIDON”TDOMOTHERHOOD!

IneedtoReduce!LetsTime‐Out!

Ineedtoreduceletstimeout!

Letskilltheauthorship,andIkillonAuthor

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Butthey’realmostextinct,AndIsupportTheEraser

YourCommunityServiceStartsNOW,YouOweME!

USAK: Cindy,I’m…Cindyi?....i,,,,,,Can’tmove‐‐iMyFace?

WAR­LOCKTHIN­SPREAD

RatedStringControl

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>>>>>K/CoreaCorrectionalCellularTank(CCT)<<<

BK:Loop­|TheFall|

BK: Oh,I’msorry.Excuseme‐Hi?Hellothere,What’syourname?

USAK: YeahoractuallyNo>>>>>>AsCommunityService<<

BK: Hellothere,What’syourname?

USAK: MyPhone?,

ImaylooklikeaHorse,ButIAmTall…

WhenIsaythatI’mTall,Imean

UPhigh,

IntheSky,

onaladder–

Youknow,YES?

Youdon’tKnow,(no)

Because,IAmInWith

YourFather

Company,ThatIdoBusinesswith

FuckYou,

Yes

BK: Sothedudewasacompleteasshole,[USAK:YoumusthaveIT,Off?]OK,I’llstartfromthebeginning::Sixyearslater::Welivetogether,HeleavesMe,andthenallthesudden,,twomonthslater,IgetafuckinE‐mail…AndIhaveknownherAndIhavebeenfriendswithherAndIhavesatandgaveherginandtonicsWhichreally,really[USAK:WhereAmI?!]PissesmeOff![USAK:NO!],And

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soShe,[USAK:FuckmyBlackberry!],isnowinahottubwithhim![USAK:IwantaRaspberry!],***Andliterallythephonefelloutofmyhand!Idropped,Iwasonthefloor,inthetoilet,myheadHitthetoilet!AndthefuckinbastarddidNothing…IrunuptomyDesk,***[USAK:Whydoeseverytime,I,pressThisbutton,IendupinThisTime­Share?]Thentheambulancecomes,[USAK:BurptheBaby],HeisoutinafuckinBar?,Whatisyourfuckinproblem!,Wehavehadsixyears?...anditisn’tevenmatter?,And,hewasjustlike“doyouknowwhatyourproblemis?”…“Youdon’thaveanyfriends”…[USAK:DangerDangerDangerDanger!]OMG,IwascompletelypissedOff,CompletelyPissedOFF!BecauseIhavefriendsIhavelots,andlots,andlotsoffriends!Like::IknowSomanypeopleinLondon,Itwasridiculous!

OK,I’llstartfromthebeginning::Sixyearslater::Welivetogether,HeleavesMe,[USAK:ThatisnotmeYeah,they’retryingtoWaterMeDOWN!]andthenallthesuddentwomonthslater,IgetafuckinE‐mail…AndIhaveknownher[USAK:TheygotMeinaCorner,andTheyare,TryingtoWaterMeDOWN!]AndIhavebeenfriendswithherAndIhavesatandgaveherginandtonicsWhichreally,reallyPissesmeOff!AndsoShe,isnowinahottubwithhim![USAK:Ipersonallybelievethat…],***Andliterallythephonedropped***OutofmyHand!,,IwasontheFloor,

InThe…

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USAK: Hen,intheCoarseof­Situational­“Events”,ITbecomesnecessaryfor|ONE|,­Situation­,toResolvethe­PoliticalBands­,WhichhaveConnected|Them|with|AnOther|­AndtoAssumeamongthePowersofthe–Internet­,a­Separate­,and­EqualStation­,towhichthe–Laws­ofthe–Internet­,andofthe­NaturalInternet­,toSituation­Them­,AdecentrespecttotheOpinionsof­SituationalKind­=RequiresThat,They,shouldDeclarethe“Causes”whichimpelthemto,­Separation­

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BK: Wank!Iwantedtofuckin=,,Chargeme50Pounds!?,ForwhatIowedhim!?,We’vebeengoingoutforsixYearsandheaskedfor50fuckingPounds!?

USAK: Yeah,Iknow,I’msorry?...I’mgonaloseWeight.

=====+===INNER­GETHER===========

DecreationalofIn­Dependance>>>>>

USAK: Weholdthis“Just­Say”,toBejustEvidentual,ThatSituationare“Just”,EqualRelativital,In­Way,

Gomakea“Say”,in=Happiness=!

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ABLEILoveBeingAble,to

Re­StepintoMyexistence

FromtheDistance

of

OtherPeople’sLives.

I’mjustgoingtoStepintothe[backgroundmusic]

pushingMyAgenda

fromtheTrunk.

Well,

WhenIfindaConfused,Net­Work…

I‘Just’getintoSports’

MakingTheseCornerssoft.

That’stheProblemwith|Your|

You|Job|,from|Idea|to|Entitlement|

Withoutevenhavinga|Flow|

a‘Work­Flow’

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AND

IAgree.

butCurrentTechnologyjustdoesn’t

support

ThisMethod

ItSeemsthatConsumersareBeing

Lazy

TheyNeedtodemandmore

Time

tomoveONtoMynext

Industry

IKnow?

HowcouldInotHop?

inaWorldthatarrangesPuddles.

((((((((((((((PeacefulGunFire))))))))))))))))))

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