Global Economic de-Mystified

8/7/2019 Global Economic de-Mystified

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SOCIALISM:

yYou have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour.


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COMMUNISM:

yYou have 2 cows, the Government takes both and givesyou some milk.


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FASCISM:

yYou have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sellsyou some milk.


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NAZISM:

yYou have 2 cows. The Government takes both andshoots you.


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BUREAUCRATISM:

y

You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shootsone, milks the other and throws the milk away...


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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:

yYou have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your

herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell themand retire on the income.


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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:

yYou have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Yourherd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell themand retire on the income.

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AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:

y

You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other toproduce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire aconsultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.


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A FRENCH CORPORATION:

yYou have two cows. You go on strike because you wantthree cows.


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A JAPANESE CORPORATION:

yYou have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty

times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoonimage called Cowkimon and market them World-

Wide.


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A GERMAN CORPORATION:

yYou have two cows. You reengineer them so they livefor 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.


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AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:

y

You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.You break for lunch.


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A ROMANIAN CORPORATION:

yYou dont have any cows because all the cows werestolen by the government and/or the opposition.Two undercover police agents were arrestedbecause they came too close to the cows.


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A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:

yYou have two cows. You count them and learn you have

five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows.

You stop counting cows and open another bottle ofvodka.


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A SWISS CORPORATION:

y

You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. Youcharge others for storing them.


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A CHINESE CORPORATION:

yYou have two cows. You have 300 people milking them.

You claim full employment, high bovine productivity,and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.


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AN INDIAN CORPORATION:

yYou have two cows. You worship them.


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A BRITISH CORPORATION:

yYou have two cows. Both are mad.


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A ZAMBIAN CORPORATION:

yYou have two cows. You call in investors to look afterthem for you and wonder why they are not sharing themilk with you


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A ZIMBABWEAN CORPORATION:

yYou have two cows. You eat both.

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