If your aunt ran off to get married, what would you call her? Antelope.
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If your aunt ran off to get married, what would you call
her?
Antelope
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What would you get if you crossed a dog with a valentine card?
A card that says, "I love you drool-
ly!"
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I only have eyes for ewe, Dear!!
What is a ram's favorite song?
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What did the stamp say to the envelope?
I'm stuck on you.
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What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
Hogs and kisses!
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What did one light bulb say to the other?
"I love you a whole watt!"
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What did one piece of string say to the other?
"Be my valentwine!”
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What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
Forget-me-nuts.
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What did one calculator say to the other?
"How do I love thee? Let me
count the ways!"
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What do you get when dragons kiss?
Third degree burns of the lips!
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What did the letter say to the stamp?
You send me.
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What do you have if everyone drove a pink car?
A pink car-nation!
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Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?
Because even Cupid can't hit a
target that small!
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What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice
cream?
"I'm sweet on you!"
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What did one pickle say to the other?
"You mean a great dill to me."
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What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?
A stupid Cupid!
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What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse?
I've got a crutch on you!
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What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine’s
Day?
A hug and a quiche!
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What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts!
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What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's
Day?
Cauliflowers!
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Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because it couldn’t get a
date?
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Love may not make the world spin around,
but it certainly makes a lot of people dizzy
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Remember Love starts with you, loving and
caring for your family and friends
Susan & Joe Lent