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Freo Heave Ho Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
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February 2017 1 of 3 NaughtyCool News # 682
Freo Heave Ho Hash House Harriers
and Harriettes
NaughtyCool News 22nd FEB. 2017 NaughtyCool News #682
Website: www.fremantlehash.com Last Week's Run Report
Run 682 – Location – MISSY MOOS.
HARE: - NILLY WILLY.
A small but select boutique bunch of Hashers gathered at the scheduled venue on a lovely
night in Freo. Amid consternation that the splash was not yet here we considered the awful
truth that they may be away and we would have to fend for ourselves (.....Don't
panic......there is a pub nearby.......) Allowing an extra five minutes wait, a communal sigh
of relief could be heard as the car arrived and splash was off-loaded.
The Hares instructions were somewhat convoluted but off we trudged, runners and
walkers in opposite directions only to find we had, in fact gone the same way due to checks
and FT's. Amusing ......and Oh!....sooooo quaint. Further on, walkers lost trail so milled
around like ants for a while till an executive decision was made to go directly to the drinks
stop. IT WAS A BEAUTY.........very QUAINT and so interesting ! Thanks to the home
owners for being so hospitable and to the Hare, Nilly for the repast which would earn him
many points on the Hashometer Scale ! It did but he also got to keep the dummy-spit
shorts for another week......
Eventually, returning to the venue, young Skippy ran like the wind to let the cooks know to
start cooking our burgers......It was a long run so we ate first, (Yummy, messy and tasty)
Then it was back to the circle, usual charges, fines and general down downs and an
additional naming (I think or was that another group I went to.....?)There were some true
stories and jokers and we wrapped up the night with a rousing rendition of our song......
It was a great night !
ON-ON, again from the
Mystery Scribbler. (In the absence of the resident scribe).
See below for where to go…………………………For this week’s run, that is.
Ossifers:
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Grand Mistress
Cookie
0419 937 819
Religious Adviser Skippy & Pink Bits
0411 411 828
[email protected] [email protected]
On Sex
Sir Fumbles
0415 551 650
Scribe
Dirty Deeds
0421 966 415
Hash Cash
ButterBuns
0417 964 395
Hare Razer Screwdriver
0419 915 607 [email protected]
Haberdash
D-Cell
0431 000 761
Hash Splash Cash White Pointer
0455 101 673
Hash Splash Cash
GPS
0402 465 410
Webmaster
Spackle
0406 552 480
Hash Flash
Bell Boy
0449 057 100
Song Master
Horny Flasher
0439 600 625
Property Manager
Blow Job (Mr)
0430 455 405
edu.au
Receding Hareline
(Upcuming Runs)
This Week’s Run 683
is on WEDNESDAY
1st of March. 2017.
This week, is the R.A’s Delegation Run from TROY PARK in ATTADALE. Enter from Burke Drive. The theme is FLORAL. Wear your lairiest shirt / sarong or some flowers. Better still, lei yourself before cumimg. Get in the spirit of it all.
UBD 307 H-12
RUN DATE HARE LOCATION ADDRESS THEME/INFO
TUES 7th
MAR JOINT RUN FREMANTLE CAPT. MUNCHIES BLUE DRESS RUN
684 8th
MAR LOFTY CANCELLED NEED A HARE
685 15th
MAR WHITE
POINTER
TBA
686 22nd
MAR HARE
REQUIRED
TBA
SAT 25th
MAR AGPU FREMANTLE CNR of PARRY &
ELLEN STREETS
FREO TENNIS
CLUB. 6.30 start.
687 29th
MAR COMMITTEE TBA NOSH NIGHT
Upcoming Special Events
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Freo H6 Our AGPU is @ Fremantle Tennis Club, cnr Parry & Ellen Streets in Fremantle on 25th
March. Start time is 6.30pm.
Other Clubs: Hamersley Hash 2000th
Run 10th
-13th
March 2017. See flyer
National /
International
Events
Gold Rush Nash Hash – 24
th-26
th Feb 2017 – Ballarat, Victoria. See
www.goldrushnashhash.com.au
Other Events
Freo Heave Ho H4 Songs
Fremantle Hash Song #1 (To the tune of ‘What Should We Do with the Drunken Sailor’)
What do you do on a Wednesday evenin’ What do you do when you need some drinkin’ What do you do when your feet are itchin’ Run with H6 Freo
What do you do on a Wednesday evenin’ What do you do when the horn needs blowin’ What do you do when the trail needs blazin’ Run with H6 Freo
Heave Ho and Up she rises, Heave Ho and Up she rises, Heave Ho and Up she rises, Run with H6 Freo ON ON!
Fremantle Hash Song #2 (To the tune of ‘Love to have a beer with Duncan’)
Oh, I love to drink piss with Freo We’re the mighty Freo Hash, We run in moderation We swear we root, and get smashed On On with our mates on Wednesdays Cause the atmosphere is great Oh I love to have a run with Freo Cause Freo’s me mate
You don’t fuck around with Freo And get the RA all up tight He’ll make you rip your gear off He’ll put your arse on the ice On On with our mates on Wednesdays Cause the atmosphere is great Oh I love to have a run with Freo Cause Freo’s me mate (Shit yeah) I love to drink piss with Freo, Cause Freo’s me mate ON ON!