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Freo Heave Ho Hash House Harriers and Harriettes 27 th February 2017 1 of 3 NaughtyCool News # 682 Freo Heave Ho Hash House Harriers and Harriettes NaughtyCool News 22nd FEB. 2017 NaughtyCool News #682 Website: www.fremantlehash.com Last Week's Run Report Run 682 Location MISSY MOOS. HARE: - NILLY WILLY. A small but select boutique bunch of Hashers gathered at the scheduled venue on a lovely night in Freo. Amid consternation that the splash was not yet here we considered the awful truth that they may be away and we would have to fend for ourselves (.....Don't panic......there is a pub nearby.......) Allowing an extra five minutes wait, a communal sigh of relief could be heard as the car arrived and splash was off-loaded. The Hares instructions were somewhat convoluted but off we trudged, runners and walkers in opposite directions only to find we had, in fact gone the same way due to checks and FT's. Amusing ......and Oh!....sooooo quaint. Further on, walkers lost trail so milled around like ants for a while till an executive decision was made to go directly to the drinks stop. IT WAS A BEAUTY.........very QUAINT and so interesting ! Thanks to the home owners for being so hospitable and to the Hare, Nilly for the repast which would earn him many points on the Hashometer Scale ! It did but he also got to keep the dummy-spit shorts for another week...... Eventually, returning to the venue, young Skippy ran like the wind to let the cooks know to start cooking our burgers......It was a long run so we ate first, (Yummy, messy and tasty) Then it was back to the circle, usual charges, fines and general down downs and an additional naming (I think or was that another group I went to.....?)There were some true stories and jokers and we wrapped up the night with a rousing rendition of our song...... It was a great night ! ON-ON, again from the Mystery Scribbler. (In the absence of the resident scribe). See below for where to go…………………………For this week’s run, that is. Ossifers:

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Freo Heave Ho Hash House Harriers and Harriettes

27th

February 2017 1 of 3 NaughtyCool News # 682

Freo Heave Ho Hash House Harriers

and Harriettes

NaughtyCool News 22nd FEB. 2017 NaughtyCool News #682

Website: www.fremantlehash.com Last Week's Run Report

Run 682 – Location – MISSY MOOS.

HARE: - NILLY WILLY.

A small but select boutique bunch of Hashers gathered at the scheduled venue on a lovely

night in Freo. Amid consternation that the splash was not yet here we considered the awful

truth that they may be away and we would have to fend for ourselves (.....Don't

panic......there is a pub nearby.......) Allowing an extra five minutes wait, a communal sigh

of relief could be heard as the car arrived and splash was off-loaded.

The Hares instructions were somewhat convoluted but off we trudged, runners and

walkers in opposite directions only to find we had, in fact gone the same way due to checks

and FT's. Amusing ......and Oh!....sooooo quaint. Further on, walkers lost trail so milled

around like ants for a while till an executive decision was made to go directly to the drinks

stop. IT WAS A BEAUTY.........very QUAINT and so interesting ! Thanks to the home

owners for being so hospitable and to the Hare, Nilly for the repast which would earn him

many points on the Hashometer Scale ! It did but he also got to keep the dummy-spit

shorts for another week......

Eventually, returning to the venue, young Skippy ran like the wind to let the cooks know to

start cooking our burgers......It was a long run so we ate first, (Yummy, messy and tasty)

Then it was back to the circle, usual charges, fines and general down downs and an

additional naming (I think or was that another group I went to.....?)There were some true

stories and jokers and we wrapped up the night with a rousing rendition of our song......

It was a great night !

ON-ON, again from the

Mystery Scribbler. (In the absence of the resident scribe).

See below for where to go…………………………For this week’s run, that is.

Ossifers:

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Grand Mistress

Cookie

0419 937 819

[email protected]

Religious Adviser Skippy & Pink Bits

0411 411 828

[email protected] [email protected]

On Sex

Sir Fumbles

0415 551 650

[email protected]

Scribe

Dirty Deeds

0421 966 415

[email protected]

Hash Cash

ButterBuns

0417 964 395

[email protected]

Hare Razer Screwdriver

0419 915 607 [email protected]

Haberdash

D-Cell

0431 000 761

[email protected]

Hash Splash Cash White Pointer

0455 101 673

[email protected]

Hash Splash Cash

GPS

0402 465 410

[email protected]

Webmaster

Spackle

0406 552 480

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Hash Flash

Bell Boy

0449 057 100

Song Master

Horny Flasher

0439 600 625

[email protected]

Property Manager

Blow Job (Mr)

0430 455 405

[email protected].

edu.au

Receding Hareline

(Upcuming Runs)

This Week’s Run 683

is on WEDNESDAY

1st of March. 2017.

This week, is the R.A’s Delegation Run from TROY PARK in ATTADALE. Enter from Burke Drive. The theme is FLORAL. Wear your lairiest shirt / sarong or some flowers. Better still, lei yourself before cumimg. Get in the spirit of it all.

UBD 307 H-12

RUN DATE HARE LOCATION ADDRESS THEME/INFO

TUES 7th

MAR JOINT RUN FREMANTLE CAPT. MUNCHIES BLUE DRESS RUN

684 8th

MAR LOFTY CANCELLED NEED A HARE

685 15th

MAR WHITE

POINTER

TBA

686 22nd

MAR HARE

REQUIRED

TBA

SAT 25th

MAR AGPU FREMANTLE CNR of PARRY &

ELLEN STREETS

FREO TENNIS

CLUB. 6.30 start.

687 29th

MAR COMMITTEE TBA NOSH NIGHT

Upcoming Special Events

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Freo H6 Our AGPU is @ Fremantle Tennis Club, cnr Parry & Ellen Streets in Fremantle on 25th

March. Start time is 6.30pm.

Other Clubs: Hamersley Hash 2000th

Run 10th

-13th

March 2017. See flyer

National /

International

Events

Gold Rush Nash Hash – 24

th-26

th Feb 2017 – Ballarat, Victoria. See

www.goldrushnashhash.com.au

Other Events

Freo Heave Ho H4 Songs

Fremantle Hash Song #1 (To the tune of ‘What Should We Do with the Drunken Sailor’)

What do you do on a Wednesday evenin’ What do you do when you need some drinkin’ What do you do when your feet are itchin’ Run with H6 Freo

What do you do on a Wednesday evenin’ What do you do when the horn needs blowin’ What do you do when the trail needs blazin’ Run with H6 Freo

Heave Ho and Up she rises, Heave Ho and Up she rises, Heave Ho and Up she rises, Run with H6 Freo ON ON!

Fremantle Hash Song #2 (To the tune of ‘Love to have a beer with Duncan’)

Oh, I love to drink piss with Freo We’re the mighty Freo Hash, We run in moderation We swear we root, and get smashed On On with our mates on Wednesdays Cause the atmosphere is great Oh I love to have a run with Freo Cause Freo’s me mate

You don’t fuck around with Freo And get the RA all up tight He’ll make you rip your gear off He’ll put your arse on the ice On On with our mates on Wednesdays Cause the atmosphere is great Oh I love to have a run with Freo Cause Freo’s me mate (Shit yeah) I love to drink piss with Freo, Cause Freo’s me mate ON ON!