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Disney Princes and Princesses

Idea by Lynleigh, Wendy, and Jean

Disney Girl

Lyrics written by Anne, Ashley, Jean and Lynleigh

Original song by Aqua

[Dancing Groups]

Prince Phillip Aurora, Snow White, Wendy, Megara, and Esmeralda.

Shang Belle, Mulan, Ariel, Alice, and Jasmine.

Peter Pan/Aladdin Cinderella, Eilowny, Pocahontas, and Jane.

[CUE Main Street Electrical Parade music]

[ENTER Fairy Godmother, prancing and waving her wand and hands]

Fairy Godmother: Come, Come Princesses! Its time for the ball!

[ENTER six main princesses: Jasmine, Aurora, Ariel, Snow White, Cinderella, and Belle]

Ariel: Oh, I love a good princess ball!

Snow White: How does my hair look?Jasmine: Do these pants make me look fat?

Cinderella: Do you like my new Swarovski crystal slippers?

Everyone: Ummm.

Belle: Wheres Aurora?

[Princesses glance over at Aurora who is now entering the stage]

Aurora: Zzzzzz

[Princesses turn to Belle]

Jasmine: Hey what are you doing here, Belle? Youre not a real princess.

Ariel: Yeah you just married a beast!

Belle: At least my husband didnt marry sushi!

[ENTER Eilonwy]

Everyone: Who are you?

Elionwy: Why, Im Princess Elionwy!

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Everyone: Who???

Elionwy: Im from The Black Cauldron.

Everyone: Never heard of it. [All main princesses do the Talk to the hand movement]

[ENTER Pocahontas, Mulan, Esmeralda, Jane, and Meg]

Meg: Yo, wheres the party?

Snow White: Youre not princesses, either!

Pocahontas: Yes, I am! Can you paint with all of the colors of the wind? [snap with

glitter]

Mulan: And I brought honor to us all!

Real Princesses: By cross-dressing? Whatever! [All Princesses hold up the W sign withfingers]

Esmeralda: I claim sanctuary!

[Everyone looks at Jane]

Jane: Darlings, Im married to the king of the jungle.

Esmeralda: I still claim sanctuary!

Real Princesses: Shut up!

[Everyone Arguing]

[ENTER Wendy and Alice]

Wendy + Alice: STOP!

[Arguing Stops]

Alice: We may not all be Disney Princesses,

Wendy: But were all Disney Girls!

[CUE Disney Girl music]

I'm a Disney girl, in Walt Disneys world

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Life with magic, it's fantastic!

You can toss our hair, touch us everywhere

Animation , our lives are your creation

Im a beautiful girl in a magical world

Life is tough, oh so rough, bein a princess!But I use what Ive got, get whatever I want

Pretty men, so much fun, being naughty!

We can dance, we can play, if we say Its not for kids! Ooh-oh!

I'm a Disney girl, in Walt Disneys world

Life with magic , it's fantastic!We can flash our stuff, well never get enough

Animation, our lives are your creation

Come on Disney, let's get busy!(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)

Come on Disney, lets get busy!(uu-oooh-u)

[Princes form a line in center stage. Girls gather around. Music stops and MC Hammer

music CUES. Shang turns around to reveal Aladdin behind him]

Aladdin: Stop! Aladdin Time!

[Aladdin dances and poses]

Aladdin: Stop! Aladdin Time!

[Disney Girl music resumes]

I am only sixteen, but you never would think

Cause my breasts, they are quite enchanting!

Strut it here, flash them there, catch the prince in a snare

Hes so fine, make him mine, its so easy!

We can dance, we can play, if we say Its not for kids!

Im a Disney Girl, in Walt Disneys world

Life with magic, its fantastic!

Watch us sway our hips, try to steal a kissAnimation, our lives are your creation

[Princes exit stage and get the Monorail]

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Come on Disney, let's get busy!

(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)

Come on Disney, lets get busy!(uu-oooh-u)

Come on Disney, let's get busy!

(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)Come on Disney, lets get busy!

(uu-oooh-u)

[Princesses begin to gather around the Monorail]

Aladdin: Hey, girls where do you want to go now?

[Monorail moves across the stage]

Everyone: Were going to DISNEYLAND!!!!

[Monorail and all the girls exit the stage]

Walt Disney: Hi, Im Walt Disneyand this was NOT my vision.

[THE END]

Cast:

Fairy Godmother - WendySnow White - Lynleigh

Ariel - Rebecca

Cinderella - LisaBelle - Angela

Aurora - Cindy

Princess Eilonwy - KieMegara - Maryssa

Pocahontas - Jean

Mulan - Jenn

Esmeralda - LilyJane - Emily

Alice - Briana

Wendy - AshleyPrince Philip - Mike

Shang - Flo

Peter Pan - AndyAladdin Tony

Behind the Scenes:

Lynleigh - Head of princesses and skit creator.

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Anne - Jean's high school friend who helped finish the lyrics for the parody of "Disney

Girl".

Jean - Sang the "Disney Girl" song, as well as helped make the Aladdin costume and theMonorail.

Tom - Supplied his voice for Walt Disney and helped record and spliced the entire

soundtrack.Maryssa - Helped choreograph the entire skit.

Darryl - Held the Monorail for us backstage and for pictures. Fetched food for us

backstage as well.Rachael, Kie, Lily, Maryssa, Angela, Jean, and Tom - Supplying their voices for the

characters.

Ashley Suggested the Monorail idea instead of the Disney Mobile.