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• Classroom Jokes

It was oral examination in the standard two. The class teacher asked various questions

to the students. She asked Tom, ‘Can you tell me a name of an animal that starts with

alphabet ‘!"Tom replied ‘#$%&'T!

Teacher asked him a(ain to name an animal that starts with alphabet ‘T!.

Tom replied ‘Two lephants!

Teacher asked him the same question.

Tom replied ‘Ten lephants!

&nnoyed teacher, asked him name an animal that starts with alphabet ‘)!

Tom replied ‘)other lephant!

The an(ry teacher repeated the same question.

Cool Tom replied ‘)ay be an elephant!

Teacher asked the students to tell the most common word used by students in a

classroom.

Suddenly a student (ot up and said *Can!t Sir+

-rilliant ou are ri(ht, the teacher said

/ohnny asked to Sam what they will do that ni(ht.

Sam said *we will flip a coin+

Then /ohnny said *If it comes head, we will (o for movies. If tails, we will play cards,

if it stands on ed(e, we will study+

Teacher asked the students to tell the importance of the year 0123./ohn stand up and said *&braham #incoln was born+

Then teacher a(ain asked the students to tell the importance of another year 0103

Then Sam suddenly stand up and said *&braham #incoln was ten years old+

Teacher4 5hich one is closer, Sun or &frica"

/ohnny4 Sun

Teacher4 5hy"

/ohnny4 5e can see the sun all the time, but can!t see &frica.

Teacher said the students to convert the sentence 6I killed a person6 into future tense.Suddenly /ohnny stands up and said, Sir the future tense is 6u will (o to 7ail6

8ne day teacher asked Sam that did his father help him with his homework.

Sam simply said that *'o, he did it all by himself+

#ittle Sam 9on phone:4 )y son is havin( hi(h fever and he won!t be able to come to

school today.

Teacher4 5ho is this"

#ittle Sam4 This is my father speakin(

Son4 I am not able to (o to school today.;ather4 what happened"

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Son4 I am not feelin( well

;ather4 5here you are not feelin( well"

Son4 In school

Teacher announced that *students, we will have only half a day of school in this

mornin(.&ll the students said *eahh+

Then the teacher said *5e will have the other half this afternoon+

Teacher4 5hy are you late"

Student4 -ecause of the si(n on the road.

Teacher4 5hat type of si(n"

Student4 The si(n that says, *School &head, <o Slow.+

Sam4 =ear sir, I want to ask you somethin(.

Teacher4 yes Sam, ask me, what do you want"

Sam4 Sir, do you punish anyone for somethin( they did not do"Teacher4 'o Sam. 5hy should I"

Sam4 Thank you sir. That!s a relief. I haven!t done the homework.

)ath Teacher4 Sara, what do you (et when you subtract 13> from 01?@ and add 0>A

and divide the answer by B"

Sara4 & %eadache )adam.

Teacher to student4 *)ake a sentence usin( the word *I+

Student4 *I is..+

Teacher4 *'o that is not correct, you should say I am+

Student4 *8k. I am the ninth letter in the &lphabet+

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• Coffee and a Fly

& customer ordered a cup of coffee in a restaurant The waiter served the coffee. The

customer found a fly in the coffee. %e called the waiter.

Customer4 %ow do I drink this coffee

5aiter4 =on!t you know how to drink a coffee"

Customer4 5aiter, see, there is a fly in my coffee.

5aiter4 8h yes sir, you are ri(ht There is a fly in your coffee.

Customer4 5aiter, I said, there is a fly in )) coffee 9%e stressed the word ):

5aiter4 8h don!t worry sir, the fly won!t drink much

Customer4 5aiter, it is swimmin( in my coffee.

5aiter4 Sir, do you want me to (et a life(uard for the fly sir"9&nnoyed: Customer4 the fly dead, it!s irritatin(

5aiter4 I (uess, it doesn!t know how to swim properly.

Customer4 %ow do I drink this coffee"

5aiter4 =on!t you know how to drink" I will teach you

%e drank the coffee &nd said, this is how you should drink a coffee.

• Station Master and a Lady Passenger

& lady was runnin( to catch a train to -an(alore. She reached the station and wassearchin( for the train.

$assen(er4 9&sked to the station master: Sir, is this my train"

Station )aster4 'o )adam, this is not your train, it!s railways department!s train.

$assen(er4 9&nnoyed: That!s a (ood 7oke. =on!t act too smart. 5hat I meant was, can

I take this train to -an(alore"

Station )aster4 'o ma!am, you cannot This train is so -I< and you can!t take it.

$assen(er4 Its really funny 'ow say me, will this train take me to -an(alore"

Station )aster4 '8 ma!am. The train can!t take you. The train driver will drive it to

-an(alore

The passen(er fainted

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