Chuy»‡n Con Kin
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- 1. or May be not.... Con kien Mot truyen ngu ngon... Hay la Co the khong phai....
2. Every day, a small ant arrives at work very early and starts work immediately . Moi ngay, chu kien nho eu i lam rat sm va bat tay vao viec ngay. 3. He producesa lots and very happy. Chu kien lam viec rat gioi, va luon vui ve. 4. The Chief, a lion,was surprisedto see that the ant was working without supervision. Ong chu cua chu, la con s t, rat ngac nhien khi thay chu kien lam viec ma khong can s giam sat. 5. He thought if the ant can produce so much without supervision, wouldnt she produce even more if she had a supervisor! Con s t suy ngh, chu kien a co the lam tot ma khong can giam sat, vay neu co ngi giam sat th chac chu kien con lam tot hn gap boi! 6. So he recruited a cockroachwho had extensive experience as supervisor and who wasfamous for writing excellent reports. The la s t thue 1 con gian co nhieu kinh nghiem ve giam sat, va noi tieng ve ky nang viet nhng bao cao rat la hay. 7. The cockroachs first decision was to set up aclocking in attendance system. Sau khi c thue, quyet nh au tien cua con gian la gan 1 cai ong ho treo tng e theo doi viec i lam ung gi. 8. He also needed a secretary to help him write and type his reports and Con gian cung can 1 th ky e thay no viet ghi chu hay lam bao cao, va the la... 9. ... herecruited a spider, who managed the archives and monitored all phone calls. ... no thue 1 con nhen, ch e quan ly bao cao va nhan cac cuoc goi. 10. The lion was delighted with the cockroach's reportsand asked him to produce graphsto describe production rates and to analysetrends, so that he could use them for presentations at Boards meetings. Con s t rat hai long ve nhng bao cao cua con gian, va yeu can con gian lam them nhng bieu o theo doi san lng va phan tch xu hng th trng, e no co the trnh bay tai cuoc hop Ban quan tr. 11. So the cockroach had to buy a new computer and alaser printer and... The la con gian mua 1 cai may vi tnh mi, cung vi 1 may in lazer, va... 12. ... recruited a fly to manage the IT department. ... no thue 1 con ruoi e lam quan ly bo phan IT. 13. The ant, who had once been so productive and relaxed, hated this new plethora of paperwork and meetings which used up most of her time! Nhac ti con kien, luc trc lam viec rat cham va thoai mai, gi rat la bc mnh v nhng cong viec giay t va nhng cuoc hop vo bo lam mat het thi gian cua no...! 14. The lion came to the conclusion that it was high time to nominate a person in charge of the department where the ant worked.Ong chu s t i en ket luan la can phai c mot ngi lam quan ly nguyen ca bo phan ma con kien ang lam viec. 15. The position was given to the cicada, whose first decision was to buy a carpet and an ergonomic chair for his office. Chc vu ong chu nho nay c giao cho 1 con ve sau, va quyet nh au tien cua con ve la mua ngay 1 cai tham ep va mot cai ghe that em cho phong lam viec cua no. 16. The new person in charge, the cicada, also needed a computer and a personal assistant, who he brought from his previous department, to help him prepare a Work and Budget Control Strategic Optimisation Plan Va ong chu ve sau nay cung can them 1 may vi tnh va mot th ky rieng, o la th ky cu cua no, ngi a giup cho no chuan b Ke Hoach Toi u Hoa Chien Lc Kiem Soat Cong viec & Ngan quy... 17. The Department where the ant works is now a sad place, where nobody laughs anymore and everybody has become upset... Van phong con kien lam viec tr thanh mot ni buon ba, chang con ai ci ua va moi ngi tr nen lo lang kho chu... 18. It was at that time that the cicada convinced the boss , the lion, of the absolute necessityto start a climatic study of the environment .The la con ve sau thuyet phuc ong chu ln, la con s t, ve s can thiet phai lam mot cuoc nghien cu ky lng ve moi trng lam viec tai ay. 19. Having reviewed thecharges for running the ants department , the lion found out thatthe production was much less than before. Sau khi xem lai cac bao cao tai chnh trong van phong ni con kien lam, con s t phat hien ra nang suat a thap hn trc ay rat nhieu. 20. So he recruited the owl , a prestigious and renowned consultant to carry out an audit andsuggest solutions. The la s t thue 1 con cu, o la 1 co van noi tieng va co uy tn, e tien hanh ieu tra va a ra cac giai phap can thiet 21. The owl spent three monthsin the department and came up with an enormous report , in several volumes, that concluded :The department is overstaffed ... Con cu bo ra 3 thang e nghien cu ve van phong va viet mot bao cao khong lo, len en vai quyen, va i en ket luan: Van phong nay co qua nhieu nhan vien... 22. Guess who the lion fires first? oan xem ong chu s t sa thai ai au tien? 23. The ant , of course,because he showed lack of motivation and had a negative attitude". D nhien se la con kien, v no thieu ong c lam viec va co thai o bi quan trong cong viec. 24. PS: The characters in this fable are fictitious; any resemblance to real people or facts within the Corporation is pure coincidence Cac nhan vat trong truyen ngu ngon nay toan la tng tng, bat c s lien quan en mot ngi nao hoac mot to chc nao eu ch la ngau nhien... 25. The end Nguyen ban cua Bo ao Nha, viet biPR. Obrigado Mario.