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Transcript of BS AP 08 BS Cat Bowl - Artige€¦ · Lick bum (inside: 3. Lick human face) BS MH 17 Deep cleansing...
BS AP 06Man make fire*
*Fire burn sausages
BS Dog BowlTo do: 1. Eat food 2. Lick bum(inside: 3. Lick human face)
BS MH 17Deep cleansing luxury
spa stuff**Ok, it’s my toothpaste &
deodorant
BS TIN 01Step away from the biscuit tin
BS MH 14Real-Life Photoshop for my
face
BS MH 19Mum closed. Come back later
BS TIN 07Goodbye waistline, hello
snacks
BS MH 11Money talks*
(*it’s saying new shoooooes)
BS MH 18Shhhh...I’m having a dad nap
BS TIN 05Come here mr cake, come to
mummy
BS MH 15Yep, still hot
BS MH 20Shhh...I’m busy making
executive decisions
BS TIN 08Man tin (leads, screws &
other pointlessstuff I must keep)
BS Baby Set Tin 02Lovely little bundle
of baby-ness
BS AP 08Because mummy said so
BS Cat BowlTo do: 1. Eat food 2. Destroy furniture (inside: 3. Imple-
ment escape plan)
BS TIN 22To do: 1. Make art 2. Sell it
for millions
BS TIN 09Stuff that doesn’t go
anywhere else tin
BS TIN 29The finishing touch*
(* accessories, hair bits & other glamour girl stuff)
BS TIN 36Bank of dad
BS TIN 25To do: 1. Park 2. Feed
machine 3. Shop
BS TIN 18Coffee drinkers do stuff faster
BS TIN 33Chocolate: mummy loves you
BS PLASTER TINUh oh we’ve got a bleeder!
Major injury - Yes, I’m in pain!Sore bit - Ouch!
BS TIN 24Emergency chocolate fund
BS TIN 17Tea drinkers make better
lovers
BS TIN 11To do: 1. Put stuff in tin
2. Forget aboutfor between 3-14 years
BS TIN 32Grandma’s treat tin
BS TIN 37XL man tin (for old techno-
logy, dead batteries & miscellaneous bits of metal)
BS TIN 26Machine wants money me
wants caffeine
BS TIN 19Sugar takers are sweeter
BS TIN 34Happy tin*
(*Gin, random bits of chocolate, something fluffy)
BS HHC 05Liquid happiness
BS HHC 09How bad can it be when there’s cake.
The voices say I must eat cake. Goodbye waistline, hello Cake!
Me & cake are in love
BS HHC 14King of daddies
BS HHC 20Evil genius
BS HHC 06One lump or six?
BS HHC 10Well hard / Big softie
BS HHC 16Spread the love
BS HHC 21To do: 1. Burn tongue
2. Say bad words
BS HHC 07Moo moo juice
BS HHC 11Sprinkle with compliments /
Pepper with love
BS HHC 18To do: 1. Make tea
2. Build teabag mountain
BS HHC 22Executive caffeine
BS HHC 08Put the cake on the plate and
nobody gets hurt
BS HHC 13Queen of mummies
BS HHC 19Girl meets boy / Boy makes tea
BS HHC 04Gorgeous with a capital G
BS HHC 24You look gorgeous today /
You are totally brilliant
BS HHW 58Welcome lovely you / Oooooh sorry I’ve popped out* (*in
the non rude sense)
BS GLASS 01Emergency Man Fuel
BS NB 20Manly lists*
(*Not poetry & stuff)
BS HHM 05Portable rain
BS HHW 59Sssshh baby zzzzone
BS GLASS 02Mum’s wine glass
Goodnight kids. Hello wine.
BS HHW 52All mine. Not yours.
BS NB 01Evil plans and stuff
BS HHW 57Shut up & kiss me
BS HHW 56Live for love (and cake)
BS HHW 664 designs included
BS HHC 23Hangover cure*
(* to be taken with fried food & occasional moaning)