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ROBIN BOND
AKA JOHNNY BRAVO
AKA JOHHNY
Presenting the BOND of IIM Bangalore!!!
RESUME OF BOND:
1. Syriac Catholic
2. Communist at heart
3. Pickup artist (secret :P)
4. Disco Dancer
5. Web Designer
6. Free lancer
7. Research Scientist - Semi Conductor industry
8. Member, FII Publicity
• Single handedly created VISTA website
(http://www.iimb-vista.com/home.php)
9. Founding Member,
Progressive Association of Mallus
in Bangalore (P_A_M_B)
10.Blogger
11.Social Media expert
12.PPI from Accenture before summer internship!!
• Proof of his BONDNESS!
WHAT HE DOES NOT HAVE IN LIFE??? GIRL-FRIENDS!
I am Tall – Dark – Handsome.
I do not understand why I do not have a
girlfriend?
All girls in IIM B have boyfriends outside..
You know.. this IIM B brand sells outside
the campus…but I do not get time to go out
…courtesy FII !
I should use social media to find chicks!
SOCIAL MEDIA HELPS TO WIN THE BATTLE BUT
THE WAR IS STILL LOST !
After 3 months….
All my school gals & college gals
are married… I need to better
leverage my social media skills..
Screw it…Let’s do it!
Meshram we have to win this
contest… Then I will hit on gals
from IIM Lucknow
Result : PPI from Accenture…
still no chicks
BOND’S SEX-CAPADESWe Overheard….
Robin John has invented a new style of partner dance which
involves brandishing a broom in one hand while holding you
partner (in this case Nazeer) close with the other while prancing
around a large square area demarcated with white paint. We
even have pictures from our secret sources to prove the
existence of this intimate dance form.
Based on review of eye witnesses, we can strongly claim that
that is one dance form we would like to give a miss.
WHEN MADE TO SIT BETWEEN COUPLES?
Bond resorts to Chicken & Fosters!!!
‘OTHER’ EVENTS
Come to A-base at 11:59:59
(All girls who are charmed by my
BONDness…please..please DO COME!!!)
It’s BOND’s
Birthday