V = V E G E TA R I A N / V E = V E G A N / D F = DA I R Y F R E E / G F = G L U T E N F R E E * O P T I O N AVA I L A B L E * * S A L M O N BAC O N , N OT B OT H S A L M O N A N D BAC O N .

BIG & SALT

Come hungry, leave not.

T H I S O N E — $ 1 9 . 5D F / G F / V / V E *

Sticky kumara, poached eggs, kimchi, cashew cream, leafy greens.

H OT T I P :

A D D S A L M O N BAC O N + AVO — $ 8

R O N S W A N S O N — $ 2 0

Bread, bechemal, gruyere, gypsy ham, bread, bechemal, gruyere, pulled pork,

bread, bechemal, gruyere, fried egg.

T U M E K E B R E K E — $ 1 3V *

Fried eggs, charred sourdough, whipped smoked butter.

T H E N A D D S O M E

B E R T I E S R I N D L E S S BAC O N — $ 6 TA M A R I A N D M A P L E H OT S M O K E D S A L M O N — $ 7

C O F F E E G L A Z E D S M O K E D P O R K B E L LY — $ 6 S P I CY T U R K I S H S A U S AG E — $ 7

S M A S H E D AVO, L E M O N , S A LT — $ 6 B R O C O L I N I W I T H C I T R U S A N D H E R B S — $ 5

M A R I N AT E D G OAT S C H E E S E — $ 5 H O U S E R E L I S H — $ 2

SMALL & SALT

For girlfriends who don’t want much and boyfriends who want more.

H E R S A L M O N — $ 1 8D F / G F

Nope, not sexist. Tamari and maple hot smoked salmon, cauliflower hummus, ras el hanout, pickled

green leaves, poached egg.

H I S P O R K — $ 1 8D F / G F

Still not conforming to gender stereotypes.  Coffee-glazed smoked pork belly, cauliflower hum-

mus, pickled green leaves, poached egg.

B U C K W H E AT C R E P E — $ 1 8G F / D F * / V

GF buckwheat crepe, roasted mushroom posse, warrigal greens, poachy, grated walnut

‘parmesan’, fried shallots.

S M A V O O N T O A S T — $ 1 6D F / V / V E *

Smashed avo on sourdough, goats cheese, pumpkin and sesame seeds, root crisps, herbs, lemon, sugar

snap peas, cherry tomatoes, fresh chilli.

P L AT E O F H E A LT H — $ 1 7D F / G F / V / V E *

North African cauliflower rice and chickpea salad, red mizuna, sweet baby carrots, marinated goats

cheese, pomegranate, tahini, fried egg.H OT T I P :

A D D S A L M O N BAC O N * * — $ 6

SMALL & SUGAR

The perfect second breakfast to share, even if it’s with yourself.

W A F F LY F — $ 1 7D F / G F / V

Banana & oat waffles with poached rhubarb, freeze dried raspberries, vegan custard,

puffed quinoa and thyme clusters.

G R A N O L A — $ 1 6D F / G F / V / V E

House-made granola with vanilla and plum com-pote, fresh berries, almond milk, bee pollen, coyo.

B L A C K F O R E S T C R U M P E T S — $ 1 6D F / V / V E

With coconut, cacao and beetroot mousse, black berry, crumble, fennel sugar, sweet basil

and maple syrup.A D D

A N OT H E R C R U M P E T $ 5

BIG & SUGAR

You know that stuff that you want to eat, but can’t because it’s not good for you? This

isn’t that stuff. It just tastes like it is.

PA N C A K E S — $ 1 9

D F / G F / V

Sweet potato pancakes, banana, peach, granola, coyo, spiced coconut

+ cardamom caramel.A D D

BAC O N $ 5

  A C A I — $ 1 9D F / G F / V / V E

Acai and banana sorbet, house-made spiced granola, seasonal fruits, house-made coyo.

A D D P E A N U T B U T T E R — $ 1

BIG SIDES

If you’re one of those people that like stuff from the 90s, like building your own

breakfast, please consider our sides.

B E R T I E S R I N D L E S S BAC O N — $ 6 TA M A R I A N D M A P L E H OT S M O K E D S A L M O N — $ 7

C O F F E E G L A Z E D S M O K E D P O R K B E L LY — $ 6 S P I CY T U R K I S H S A U S AG E — $ 7

S A L M O N BAC O N * * — $ 6

P OAC H Y — $ 2 S M A S H E D AVO, L E M O N , S A LT — $ 6

B E S T E V E R S C R A M B L E D G R U Y E R E E G G S — $ 7 M A R I N AT E D G OAT S C H E E S E — $ 5

B R O C O L I N I W I T H C I T R U S A N D H E R B S — $ 5

TOA S T — $ 2 ( G F — $ 3 ) P E A N U T B U T T E R / V E G E M I T E — $ 2

P R E S E R V E S / H O U S E TO M ATO R E L I S H — $ 2 F E R M E N T S & P I C K L E S — $ 3

EGGS WITH FRIENDS

Don’t wait in line. Don’t choose the wrong dish. Don’t get food fomo. Give yourself the

chance to instagram everything.

Put your faith in our chef: tell the waiter the meat or not meat you like to eat, and we’ll give you all

the food you and your friends can eat. Designed to share, like you’ve never heard that in melbourne

before.

A L L T H E F O O D + C O F F E E — $ 3 5M I N I M U M 3 P E O P L E F O R WA L K - I N S . B O O K I N G F O R 5 O R

M O R E A M U S T. E M A I L H E L L O @ L B S S CA F E .C O M

HOT SANDICHES

Toasted with butter because butter makes everything better.

T U N A G O O D I N G J N R — $ 1 2

Tuna, caper & dill mayo, cheddar, pickles. #vicstsnumberonefishsandwich

H A W A I I A N G O S L I N G — $ 1 2

Bacon, leaves, tomato, mayo, pineapple relish.

S C R A M DY H A M B E R G — $ 1 2

Ham, scram, brioche bun.

LITTLE BITS

Want to have your cake and eat it too?

That’s not physically possible, unless you either: a) subscribe to the Many Worlds interpretation of

quantum mechanics, and then run a Schroedinger’s Cat-type experiment in which you can and cannot eat your cake, collapse the cake’s superposition by whichever means you deem necessary, and then

accept that an alternative universe with an alternate you has the corresponding result, and let

that be satisfying; or, b) buy two cakes —one for eating, one for having. Whatever’s easiest for you.

GLUTEN-FREE BROWNIES — $5BY BOX BROWNIES

OTHER BITS — $5BY MYSTERY GUESTS

W E CA R E A B O U T:

Local produce and farmers that we know, wherever we can find them. Black coffee. Good, good-for-you-food. Some times just

food that tastes good.

W E D O N ’ T CA R E F O R :

Waiting, and neither should you. So when your foods gone and your times up, give it to

someone else.T H A N K S TO :

Bertie’s Butcher, Rustica Soughdough, Ocean Made, Bill’s Farm, Xocolatl, Coffee Supreme,

Gluten Free Precinct, JT’s Fruit and Veg, Purple Foods, Dr. Marty’s Crumpets, Box

Brownie, Vegetable Connection for the fancy bits, Huy Huy in a squeeze, @veewah for

these amazing illustrations, Perry.

COLD (BUT TOASTABLE) SANDICHES

There’s nothing wrong with fresh gluten.

D A V I D B A G U E T TA — $ 1 2

Ham, cheese, mustard, leaves, baguette.

C H I I M M Y F O W L O N — $ 1 2

Chicken, tarragon mayo, mustard, pickles, roquette.

M O O C A U L AY C O W K I N — $ 1 2

Salt beef, horseradish yogurt, pickled beetroot, caramelized onion, roquette.

V E G E W AT T S — $ 1 1V / V E *

Avocado, goats curd, leaves, tomato, toasted seeds, sugar snap peas, herbs.

COFFEE

Have you ever tried just black coffee? Go on. Ever tried decaf? Don’t.

B L A C K $ 3 . 5N OW DA I R Y F R E E !

W H I T E $ 3 . 8 M AG I C, L AT T E , F L AT W H I T E , E TC.

B AT C H Y $ 3 . 5

S P I C E H A M M E R $ 6F I LT E R C O F F E E , C O C O N U T & CA R DA M O N ,

S A LT E D CA R A M E L , C O C O N U T O I L .

NOT COFFEE

For those rare situations where coffee isn’t appropriate, and alcohol isn’t yet allowed.

A C H A I C A L L E D Q U E S T $ 7

F.O.G . G O L D E N L AT T E $ 7

H O T C H O C O L AT E $ 5

H O M I E S ’ T E A $ 4 . 5F E AT: E L L O B L AC K / G R E E N L AT I FA H / M I N T Y J B L I G E / C H A M M O M I L E S DAV I S / L E M O N E M / R O O I B O S I I M E N /

B E R R YO N C E

H O T H O T H E A LT H $ 6C H A M M O M I L E T E A W I T H L E M O N ,

T U R M E R I C, G I N G E R , CAY E N N E , H O N E Y.

COLD

Like that feeling you get when you realise F=MA and we’re all just maths.

C O L D F L AT W H I T E $ 6 C O L D M I L K Y C O F F E E , M A D E H E R E

C O L D L O N G B L A C K $ 5C O L D DA I R Y- F R E E , G L U T E N - F R E E , V E G A N C O F F E E

C O L D S Q U E E Z E D N U T S $ 7F E AT. B R OT H E R T H E R E S A’S D O - G O O D A L M O N D M A L K

KO M B U C H A $ 7FA S H I O N A B LY R OT T E N T E A

F O U N TA I N O F YO U T H $ 6H I P S T E R G E R M A N C O C O N U T WAT E R

A N I T P O D E S ( S PA R K L I N G ) $ 5V E G A N WAT E R

D R S T R A N G E L O V E $ 5

SMOOTH

Eat a drink. A L L S M O OT H I E S A R E D F / V / V E

D R . G R E E N T H U M B — $ 9

Brother Theresa’s Do Good Almond Malk, spinach, kale, banana, passion-fruit, spirulina.

U P & G O O N T H E N — $ 9

Brother Theresa’s Do Good Almond Malk, banana, fig, coyo, GF granola.

T W O I N T H E P I N K — $ 9

Beetroot, banana, mango, coconut milk.

P U R P L E D R A N K — $ 9

Blackberry, blueberry, cacao, banana, coconut water.

B E I G E B A R O N — $ 9

Banana, tahini, bee pollen, almond milk, maca, honey.

“A bit different to what we all get on the internet.”

385 Victoria St, Abbotsford, 3067

@ L B S S CA F E

385 Victoria St, Abbotsford, 3067

@ L B S S CA F E

“A bit different to what we all get on the internet.”