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ITS LAST CALL at Aspen Highlands. For real this time.The extended season of two extra weekends at

Highlands wraps up this weekend, as the Aspen Skiing Co. opens the mountain for two final days: Saturday, April 30 and Sunday May 1.

Late spring storms and reports from the powder posse that ski patrol recently organized to ski-pack Highland Bowl indicate the snow should be in good shape. The discounted daily walk-up ticket price will be $69 for adults, $45 for children and seniors. Passholders from other resorts can present their passes for a $39 rate. More info at www.aspensnowmass.com

ASPEN ART MUSEUM artist-in-residence Mickalene Thomas Mentors, Muses and Celebrities fills two basement galleries with fiffs on public personas and the cultural influence of black women. The multimedia show fills walls with paintings and photos of figures like Celie, from the novel The Color Purple, as portrayed in an Oscar-winning performance by Whoopi Goldberg in the 1985 film.

In conjunction with the show, the museum will present a free screening of the film on Friday, April 29 at 7 p.m. More info at www.aspenartmuseum.org

ROCK N ROLL ICON Graham Nash will play a much-anticipated solo gig at Belly Up Aspen on Thursday, April 28 with the classic hits and an album of new songs in tow.

Nash, the founding member of Crosby, Stills and Nash and the Hollies, penned classics like Marrakesh Express, Our House, Teach Your Children and Just a Song Before I Go. Along with lending his tenor to Crosby, Stills and Nash (and sometimes Young), Nash has sporadically released solo material over the last 45 years, beginning with Songs for Beginners in 1971.

Nashs new record, This Path Tonight, is his first solo effort since 2002s Songs for Survivors. It finds the rock icon doing some soul searching in the wake of his split from his wife of 38 years and the renewed rift with David Crosby thats ended Crosby, Stills & Nash for the time being.

Three years ago, he added to the canon of great recent rock memoirs with his Wild Tales, a revealing tale of sex, drugs and rock n roll through the decades.

The show is scheduled to begin at 9 p.m. Tickets are $61 for general admission and $151 for reserved seats, available at the Belly Up box office and www.bellyupaspen.com.

The Color Purple will screen on Friday, April 29 at the Aspen Art Museum, in conjunction with the exhibition Mentors, Muses and Celebrities.

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SOME WEEKS THE NEWS rolls by so fast that its hard to keep up.

For instance, I started this column last week in an effort to get a jump on my April 25th deadline for a column that appears today, April 28.

But some mighty strange doings came around the bend on Sunday, forcing me to trash my early effort and start over. Serves me right for even thinking about keeping ahead of the game.

Anyway, the latest about Donald Trump is that even one of the fabulously tone-deaf, nose-pinched Koch brothers (politically, anyway) has finally heard the martial music, smelled the feces-imbued roses, and realized that Trump is a bad bet for the country.

Charles Koch (he has a house in Aspens West End, for those who feel we should maintain a local profile in the opinion columns) on Sunday told ABC News that neither he nor his brother, David, have given any money to finance Donald Trumps bid for the White House, and that they have no plans to do so.

In fact, according to a story last October in The Daily Beast, the Koch brothers despise Trumps political shenanigans, his racist/misogynistic verbal antics and generally his entire persona.

Charles also told ABC that in addition to not supporting The Donalds political ambitions, the brothers Koch also have not put any of their much-ballyhooed political treasure chest to work against him.

Not yet, at least.Which leaves me in a rather

puzzling conundrum.I loathe the very concept of mega-wealth,

feeling it to be inherently undemocratic in its application to politics and its effect on our nations economy and society, and I distrust the wealthy class as a whole.

And that, I must admit, is part of why I cannot stomach Trump and his histrionics. Hes rich enough that he can amuse himself by bulling his way into the U.S. political arena in a rude and destabilizing way, and when he doesnt win the presidency (thats my prediction, at least) he can just walk away and busy himself with becoming even richer.

Now, if the Koch brothers, who are said to be enamored of the Libertarian view of the world, have it in for The Donald, there is part of me that feels I should be cheering them on with all my breath.

On the other hand, it was Koch money, largely, that created the Tea Party, which has so twisted and destabilized our politics that I can scarcely stand to even mention it, preferring to call them teabaggers and leave it at that. And Trump is, I think, a natural outgrowth of the teabaggers.

On the third hand, if the Koch brothers are kept busy helping to derail the Trump

train, that means they might be too distracted to do much other damage to our political landscape, at least in this electoral cycle, which would be a bonus too tempting to pass up.

Of course, if I really think Trump cant win, why worry?

Hes already torn the Republican Party asunder in a way that is not likely

to be patched up very easily.Last Sundays New York Times carried

a column by a longtime Republican lamenting that the Trump candidacy is having such a caustic effect on the party that longtime friends are either no longer speaking to each other or they are Trump-ing one another name-calling, insult-slinging, that sort of thing.

And, according to the writer (political wonk Peter Wehner) this breaking of bonds is not to be taken lightly.

What makes this moment so unusual is that the ruptures are occurring among people who have for years been political allies, whose friendships were forged through common battles, often standing shoulder to shoulder, Wehner wrote.

Which, I must note, agrees with my overall view of the Trump phenomenon, especially on my bleaker days.

I believe that Trump is emblematic of a growing tendency in this country, on the part of a certain set of the populace, to completely disrespect and dismiss viewpoints that are liberal, compassionate and tolerant of alternative ideas and beliefs.

It wont be long until The Donalds last name becomes a verb, to Trump, which means to insult, belittle, disrespect and any other demeaning verbal trick available that leaves a recipient feeling like a piece of crap.

Its already happening, and not just in the violence perpetrated by Trump supporters at rallies.

Why, here in Garfield County we had an example recently, when Garfield County Sheriff Lou Vallario trumped Ninth Judicial District Attorney Sherry Caloia, belittling her capabilities, comparing her to a child and other insulting verbal attacks that made the papers.

And, as acknowledged by defense attorney Chip McCrory, an Independent and one of Caloias opponents in the upcoming election, it was all a political ploy. Vallario is a bully-boy and a Republican who supports Republican DA candidate Jeff Cheney, Caloia is a woman and a Democrat nuff said.

Yep, I see Trumps campaign as a further degradation of our political dialogue that will have dire ramifications we cannot yet imagine.

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FROM the VAULTLEGENDS & LEGACIES compiled by THE ASPEN HISTORICAL SOCIETY

P H O T O C O U R T E S Y O F T H E A S P E N H I S T O R I C A L S O C I E T Y

L E AV I N G O N A J E T P L A N E

1957ASPEN

ASPEN COUPLE HELP LOCAL VACATIONERS, noted The Aspen Times on May 2, 1957. An Aspen husband and wife team did much to make the recent vacation of two local residents a success. The vacationers, Mr. and Mrs. Kurt Bresnitz, were the first customers of the newly opened Aspen Travel Service owned by Janet Hoist. Reservations and travel accommodations were made for them by Mrs. Hoist for their recent New York vacation. When their sojourn in the big city was over they returned west by United Airlines. Their pilot from Chicago to Denver was United Captain Jack Hoist, one of the airliners senior pilots and Mrs. Hoists husband.

This photo and more can be found in the Aspen Historical Society archives at aspenhistory.org.


by STEPHEN REGENOLD

WEAR IT: GOLDEN SPIKE CROSS-COUNTRY RUNNING SHOE

GEAR of the WEEKFROM ASPEN, WITH LOVE

A SEE-THROUGH mesh upper, a foam outsole, and five sharp studs under the forefoot define the Golden Spike, a shoe coming to market next month from Altra.

Based in Utah, Altra is known for its long-distance trail shoes made for training runs and ultra events. The Golden Spike is off the spectrum for the brand, with sprint events, track and cross-country running the venue for the new shoe.

I got an early sample for review. Like race cars for your feet, the Golden Spikes do not disappoint in the speed department they weigh almost nothing and focus all forward motion from the forefoot.

Altra describes the stride as a powerful toe-off motion, and in my first test runs the Golden Spike design convinced me this shoe is for the sprint-minded only. Dont try and do much distance in these shoes, and dont even think about pavement.

Altra rose to popularity over the past few years with its foot-shape toe box, which is wider than normal, and a commitment to zero-drop shoes that can aid in a more natural stride. The Golden Spikes keep both attributes, but the company tuned the rest of the shoe toward sprinters and cross-country athletes.

I ran about three miles on grass and dirt trails on the first test. The spikes dig in for grip on each stride; its especially noticeable on hills.

The shoes were more comfortable than expected. The midsole cushioned despite a chassis with minimal support roots and rocks were dampened by the shoes midsoles, despite a clicking protest when metal met stone.

The upper is thin, a taut material that serves as a breathable shell for the foot. The laces cinch tight both over the foot and around the front of the ankle. I ran across a beach and hardly a grain of sand got inside the shoes.

Beyond the spikes, the sole has patches of rubber for wear-resistance but is mostly a rugged foam. As noted, the shoes are zero-drop, meaning there is no angle down from heel to toe. This flat-footed design discourages heel-strike running, keeping you up on the balls of your feet and on the spikes.

Who should buy these shoes? They are going to be great for high school or college cross-country runners who want a short spike shoe within a wide forefoot.

The shoes are a true racing flat and thus not meant for training runs other than top-speed workouts. But if youre looking for more speed or a tool for sprint events on turf, dirt and tracks, lace up these Altras for a spin.

Stephen Regenold writes about outdoors gear at www.gearjunkie.com.


ASPEN UNTUCKEDFROM ASPEN, WITH LOVE by BARBARA PLATTS

A FEMALE in her mid-20s was found unresponsive in front of a closed restaurant Wednesday morning. Authorities are not really sure how long she was lying there because that area

is almost entirely unvisited during the offseason months in Aspen.

We were lucky that some random idiot tourist thought Cache Cache served breakfast, Deputy Edward Smith said. Otherwise who

knows how long she would have lied there.

The young woman was identified as Trish Macevoy. She moved to the Roaring Fork Valley at the start of the 2015-16 winter season, according to

a friend. There is no evidence that she is currently employed, but those close to her said she enjoyed fine dining and was really into that Bootsy Bellows scene.

She liked to have fun, friend, and fellow millennial, Phoebe Harold said. She was out every night of the week with a different group of people.

Harold said when offseason arrived in Aspen, Macevoys lifestyle was forced to change. She wasnt skiing anymore, most of the people she hung out with left for vacation and she could no longer dine at her favorite establishments. Once this happened, Harold said she became very anxious, to the point where she was difficult to be around.

She didnt understand why

so many restaurants were closed and why the others had shorter hours and limited menus, Harold said. I could tell it was really heartbreaking for her, but I didnt know how to help. One time I suggested we eat in and she kind of freaked out on me.

Macevoy was taken to Aspen Valley Hospital yesterday, but still remains unconscious. Recently retired doctor, Walter Samson, said a condition like this is not uncommon in a town with such drastic seasonal changes.

Some people move here during the busy season and assume its going to be that fun at all times, he said. Then they get to offseason and their body goes into traumatic shock from the lack of stimuli. Often times it can be fatal if its not diagnosed early enough.

Police sent out a public service

announcement this morning that provided suggestions for offseason activities so more millennials do not suffer the same fate as Macevoy.

We dont want this to get to epidemic levels, Smith said. We want the younger community in Aspen to know we are here to help when it comes to their boredom levels.

The list suggested a range of activities from knitting to meditating. The verdict is still out on millennials reactions to the suggestions.

Barbara Platts feels for Macev-oy. She too starts to miss some of her favorite restaurants in the offseason. Plus she thinks she has a startling resemblance to the un-responsive millennial. Reach her at [email protected].

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WINEINKFROM ASPEN, WITH LOVE

WHERE DOES YOUR WINE come from? Well, when you buy an American wine, the answer is almost always on the label.

Say you buy a wine from California. Right there on the label it will say where the grapes in that wine were sourced. If they came from a number of vineyards in different parts of the state, the label will simply say California. If most of the grapes

in the bottle were grown within a specific county or region, such as Sonoma County, it will be designated as Sonoma.

Further, if they came from a single place in Sonoma County, like the Russian River Valley, the label will highlight Russian River. And finally if they came from a single vineyard in the Russian River Valley, in Sonoma County in California, it should say the name of that vineyard.

Got all that? If you do, good. Because by being aware of that information you can pinpoint exactly where your wine originated. And in wine, the place of its origin is an important thing.

THE AVAS

According to Wines and Vines, an industry publication that maintains a database of such statistics, there are, as of March 2016, 8,795 wineries in America. In order to organize where these wineries are located, and where they source their grapes, there is a system that breaks each wine region down into American Viticultural Areas or AVAs. These are also called appellations. They are designated and administered by the Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau, or TTB, which is responsible for keeping track of the nations wineries.

AVAs, or appellations, are places in America that have specific geographic or geologic features that make them unique for growing grapes for wine. The designation of a place as an AVA helps to give consumers a better understanding of what they

can expect from the wines that originate from those areas. To use the name of a specific AVA on the wine label, 85 percent of the wine in the bottle must have come from grapes grown within the geographical AVA boundaries. AVAs also help winemakers in the designated regions establish marketing platforms to take advantage of the unique nature of the regions.

These are an important part of the system of American wine, as AVAs clearly define the characteristics of a region. The kind of soils that dominate that region, the weather patterns, the altitudes of the region, all have an impact on what grapes will grow best in that appellation and what kinds of traits might be expected from vineyards in that AVA.

THE LEWIS-CLARK VALLEY

I raise the point because, this month, word came that the TTB designated that a chunk of land that spans the border between Idaho and Washington be granted status as The Lewis-Clark Valley American Viticultural Area. This is a big move in providing legitimacy to the growers and winemakers of Idaho; it allows them to label their wines as being from an area that has been deemed to be unique and significant in America for growing wine.

The Lewis-Clark Valley AVA encompasses 479 miles, with two-thirds of that area in Idaho and one-third in Washington. Highway 12, which runs through Lewiston, Idaho, is the main artery through the serpentine region. The AVA encompasses the backbone of the Bitterroot Mountains and is hilly and rocky, with much of it foreboding. But 16 wineries currently source grapes from the appellation and there are 80 acres of vines planted on the Idaho side.

While the names of the wineries are a little obscure at this point, production is very limited. Wines from Basalt Cellars on the Washington side of the AVA and Idahos Colters Creek are gaining fans. The varieties of grapes are similar to those found in the neighboring Washington wine

regions with a focus on red grapes like cabernet sauvignon, merlot and syrah, and amongst white grapes, riesling, pinot gris and chardonnay.

This is the third AVA in Idaho and the 14th in the state of Washington.

SO WHO CARES?

The winemakers of the region obviously care about the designation as it legitimizes their efforts. But beyond that, the designation of a new AVA is good for the industry in general. It gives wine drinkers a context for considering new areas that could be exceptional for creating great wines in the future. As the wines of Washington state have improved over the past 20 years, it is likely that opportunity exists for there to be outstanding wines produced in Idaho as well over the next 20 years.

Grapes dont recognize borders. They just recognize nurturing soils, sunny days and cool nights.

Bravo to the grapes and the winemakers of The Lewis-Clark American Viticultural Area.

Kelly J. Hayes lives in the soon-to-be-designated appellation of Old Snowmass with his wife, Linda, and black Lab named Vino. He can be reached at [email protected].

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For the first time, an Idaho wine makes an appearance in WineInk. And I hate to say it, but it is reminiscent of a Washington wine. Berries, razz and boysen open up to dark chocolate and coffee flavors. Keep an eye on these folks. And if you are in the neighborhood of Juliaetta, Idaho, be sure to stop in for a burger and a glass of wine.


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ABOVE: The Lewis Clark Valley AVA was sanctioned after local growers took the long road, working for the designation since 2007.

LEFT: Like neighboring Washington, Idaho growers are currently focused on the red grape varieties like cabernet sauvignon, merlot and syrah that have proven successful in the soils and the climate of the Great Northwest.

There are currently 235 AVAs in America. California, naturally, has the most with 138, or over half of all the designated appellations in the nation. Colorado has two, the Grand Mesa AVA near Grand Junction and the West Elks AVA in Delta County. The first AVA was Augusta in the Ozark Mountains of Missouri which received status in 1980, eight months before Napa in California. The Largest AVA? That would be the Upper Mississippi River AVA which includes parts of Minnesota, Iowa, Wisconsin and Illinois, and encompasses over 29,000 square miles. The smallest AVA is Cole Ranch in Mendocino County, California, which is just 189 acres.

So now you know.

AMERICAN VITICULTURAL AREAS


FOOD MATTERS

I WAS LICKING the sticky remnants of chocolate cotton candy from my fingers when I got the text: Ready?!?!?

I swiped my hands with a napkin and snapped a photo of the chocolate cherry mousse sundae with liquid-nitrogen exploding whipped cream that I was about to devour at The Inventing Room in Denver. Happening now, I replied, to my childhood pal Amy

on the East Coast. Tomorrow, we agreed, we

would start the Purium 10-Day Transformation Cleanse, the popular wellness program formulated more than two decades ago by author and nutritional coach to the stars David Sandoval. The daily plan consists of three power shakes mixed from nutrient-dense, plant-based vegan superfood powder brimming with slow burning carbs and highly digestible protein. Participants intersperse these meal replacements with regular doses of amino-acid supplements, a nighttime scoop of fiber, and tart-cherry concentrate before bedtime, all combined with at least 102 to 124 ounces water at two-hour intervals throughout the day.

Theres an option to add flex foods, such as cup spinach or broccoli sauted in coconut oil; single servings of hydrating produce such as celery, cucumber, apple, berries, and watermelon; and avocado or unprocessed almond or coconut milk, both rich in omega fatty acids. Optional seasonings are lemon, garlic, sea salt, cayenne pepper, and organic honey or cinnamon. Decaffeinated tea, kombucha, and vegetable broth are OK,

too. Everything else sugar, caffeine, artificial additives, foods containing GMOs or pesticides is forbidden for 10 days.

By eliminating processed foods during your Transformation, your metabolism will reset itself, and you will train your cells to seek nutrition instead of calories, Sandoval explains in Puriums brochure. Id heard about the clean and green cleanse last spring, when I purchased the kit as part of Aspen chiropractor and functional medicine practitioner Dr. Amy Denickes spring-cleaning special offer. The big tubs of green powder have sat, untouched, in an overstuffed closet ever since. Life, you know.

Back at the Denver dessert lab, I was relieved to realize that I wasnt the only one unprepared for P-day. I just pulled out the stuff and the first thing I read was to start adjusting your diet 3-5 days before starting, Amy wrote. Oops.

Id already postponed our target launch last Sunday my heart was set on an all-night DJ show in a downtown warehouse, but dancing until the wee hours on Day Six of a restrictive liquid cleanse sounded like a recipe for suffering, disaster, or worse. Turns out that was more than fine with Amy, who had admitted to texting me from a pub outside of Fenway Park.

This is really the best time, Amy says now. Things cant get any worse, stress-wise. A high-school Spanish teacher in Connecticut, Amy will be married in three months. Her dog died unexpectedly recently, and the cold, gray, rainy New England spring climate isnt helping her headspace. Meanwhile, I feel like Ive been clawing my way out of a muddy, open grave for months.

Despite Sandovals instruction that we dont binge-eat beforehand or start the Transformation during a hectic personal time,

Amy and I make a pact to stick to the new schedule. Planning a wedding or coming off a weekend bender in the Mile High City may not be ideal circumstances, but sometimes extreme measures are necessary to create change.

I think its good to give your digestion a break, to clean up a little bit, says Denicke, who compares the Purium cleanse to dipping in a toe to test the water. Its a really good kick-start to breaking bad food habits, like quit eating chocolate or ice cream or a glass of wine every night. It helped me to break patterns. It sets the ego aside.

Later, I receive a pic of Amys grocery basket: celery, cucumber, watermelon, avocados, apples, lemons, and three cartons of vegetable broth. Maybe its the mild ache in my head after that afternoon sugar high, but the image is sadder than any before shot on Puriums website testimonial page.

They say to buy all organic, but if I can get cukes for .59 cents over $3.99 Ill break that

rule, she writes. I spit back something about the toxic effects of pesticides even the Purium Power Shake is free of those and GMOs but my words are no match for a schoolteachers salary.

At $205 (through a sales rep; $290 elsewhere), Purium doesnt seem cheap. Break it down, however, and it costs $20.50 per day, plus any flex foods, which I estimate amount to $3 or less per day. Amy found the Purium method a short-term anabolic detox designed to increase energy and digestion, with a weight-loss side-effect the simplest and least sketchy shed pay for. Financial investment upfront might foster accountability.

Some people struggle through the first few days, some people dont struggle at all, Denicke says. It depends on your body composition, awareness, and personality. Ten days is not that long. A lot of people feel so good they dont wanna stop.

A guy I know drank Purium for 20 days straight, supplementing

SUCK IT UP, BUTTERCUP!PSYCH YOURSELF INTO A 10-DAY CLEANSE? ITS CAKE.

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Farm Shop, and the new JUS Bar in the Ute City Building.

with little more than an avocado and a handful of spinach each day. Then he continued the modification program, supplementing fewer replacement shakes with whole-foods meals, for 50 days. Result: total beefcake. Another friend despised the sweet apple-berry flavor and quit after 10 days to the letter; still, she lost eight pounds and has kept it off for two weeks and counting.

Amy and I have similar goals: reset wonky eating issues, boost energy, and slim down enough to rock a wedding dress/bikini with flashy confidence. I once subsisted on the cayenne-lemonade Master Cleanse for almost six days, so Ive been daydreaming about the manic, light-as-a-feather euphoria that kicks in after a few days.

Amy, meanwhile, is a first-time cleanser with a busy schedule. Her main concern: fitting in a shake or flex beverage every two hours. Today has been a pretty light load, easy for me to stay on top of it, but tomorrow is jam-packed, she says when I call to check in on Monday morning. Ive already gone to the bathroom twice and I usually dont, so I might be, like, running out of the classroom....

The good news: Its not starving you, she says, convinced already. It kind of tastes chocolately. The leftover dust at the bottom [of the shaker] is the worst partbut its not as horrible as I expected. I dont think Im going to be super hungry. You can eat all the, uh, celery, you want!

The petite friend who dropped 8 pounds told me it was easy, as long as you dont go out at night. Thankfully, Aspen will be quiet for the next few weeks.

Theres never a perfect time, even with our planning, Amy concludes. Im going on a field trip on Friday that is known for having awesome food. But whatever, Im just gonna be miserable for one day. Its one day. Or 10 days. Stay tuned...

After just one day of Purium, Amanda Rae is impressed by how much time has freed up from cooking, cleaning, shopping, and eating. [email protected]


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A S P E N T I M E S W E E K L Y F Ap r i l 2 8 - Ma y 4 , 20 16 18 T H I N K S T O C K P H O T O

HOMEMADE PREPARED HORSERADISH

Start to finish: 5 minutesMakes about 1/2 cup

2-ounce piece peeled fresh horseradish, cut into 1-inch chunks

2 1/2 tablespoons distilled white vinegar

18 teaspoon kosher saltIn a food processor, process

the horseradish until it is very finely chopped. Keeping your eyes averted when you remove the lid from the food processor, transfer the horseradish to a bowl and stir in the vinegar and salt. Let stand for 10 minutes before using.

recipe by Sara Moulton/The Associated Press

MAKE IT

In researching this weeks cover story, I had no choice but to

sample Bloody Marys at watering holes near and far. In doing

so, I came to a few conclusions. First, offseason is the season for drinking Bloody Marys, as lazy Sundays are perfect for

day drinking and high season rarely allows for lazy Sundays.

Second, all Bloody Marys are not created equal; I like mine

spicy and filled to the brim with what equates to a full salad of

veggies. And last, but not least, there is something very cool

about mixing your own Bloody (thank you, Justice Snows, for

keeping the Bloody Mary Bar alive in Aspen). With that in mind

and after realizing I cannot afford to drink Bloody Marys

at bars all offseason Im going to stock my fridge with all

the fixings to make my own Sunday morning eye-opener. On

my shopping list: tomato juice (the jury is still out on which

one), olives, pickles, celery, okra, salt, pepper, cayenne

pepper, assorted hot sauces, Worcestershire sauce, Old Bay

seasoning, bacon, shrimp, horseradish (Im going to attempt

to make my own after stumbling upon the recipe, right) ... the

list goes on and on. And, of course, Im open to ideas. Email

me at [email protected].

LIBATIONS WAS CREATED BY BELOVED ASPEN TIMES PUBLISHER GUNILLA ASHER, WHO DIED JUNE 2, 2014, AFTER A BRAVE BATTLE WITH CANCER. CHEERS TO GUNNER!

DIY BLOODY MARY BAR

FROM ASPEN, WITH LOVE by JEANNE MCGOVERNGUNNERS LIBATIONS

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BOOZY BREAKFAST, LIQUID LUNCH...A locals guide to beating the offseason blues with a Bloody Mary (or two)by JEANNE MCGOVERN

YOU SURVIVED ANOTHER (or your first!) winter season in Aspen. Kudos. Congrats. Way to go.

But now from the day the lifts close until the day the Food & Wine tents take over Wagner Park is when you prove youre a local. Its when you dig deep to figure out why you love Aspen and why you just cant leave.

Mud season, be damned. The spring offseason is your chance to relax and recharge. And if youre like many of us at The Aspen Times, this is not going to take place while traipsing around the world. Youre here, in Aspen, for the duration. We feel your pain, people and were here to help.

Last year, we offered you tips on how to fill the long days and slush-filled weeks ahead. This year, were cutting to the chase (because who really wants to go downvalley?). On the following pages we share with you our favorite places to enjoy Aspens favorite offseason cocktail: the Bloody Mary. Because we know thats all you really want to do.

Read on, drink up and revel in the quiet of the coming weeks ... summers just around the corner.

A S P E N T I M E S F I L E P H O T O


STEP ONE: EATEVERY GOOD OFFSEASON MORNING should

begin with a leisurely breakfast (or brunch or lunch, depending on the weather outside and how well you weathered the storm that was the night before). And since we believe every good offseason morning should also begin with a Bloody Mary, this is a match made in heaven.

A few of our favorites? The Hickory House, where you cant beat a Bloody Mary laced with owner Paul Dioguardis spicy bbq sauce, a pile of pork ribs, a pair of fried eggs and a plate of homemade biscuits doused with pork sausage gravy. And Over Easy Aspen, where variations on the standards definitely stand out a Bloody Molly (bacon-infused vodka) served with a Hillbilly Benny (smoked bbq pork and caramalized onion), or a Bloody Maria (think tequila, baby) paired with a West Coast Benny (bacon, avocado, jalapeo salsa) perhaps? But no need to stop there. We were once told at a Food & Wine Classic seminar, no less that the Bloody Mary is not just for brunch anymore, so well boldly suggest that you branch out and try a Bloody with more than just the aforementioned dishes. In fact, we think the Bloody Mary is the perfect offseason accompaniment for just about any meal. A little surf and turf to go with your bacon-and-shrimp-laced Bloody Mary? Bring it.

STEP TWO: DRINKNOW THAT YOUR STOMACH is properly

prepared, its time to fully embrace your Bloody Mary mission. By this, we mean experimenting and imbibing in all that Aspens bars have to offer.

First thing to note: Not every Aspen establishment is open in the offseason. Shame on them ... but we get it (wed probably close up shop too if we werent, well, a daily newspaper).

But fear not, there are still plenty of places to partake. Were obviously partial to the Hickory House and Over Easy (yum!), but dont read between the lines: These are not necessarily our favorite places to enjoy a Bloody Mary.

At the top of the list, on the weekends at least, is Justice Snows. The reason is simple: the Bloody Mary Bar (see If You Go ..., opposite page). With dozens of ingredients to choose from ranging from the ordinary (Cholula, olives, celery) to the extraordinary (pickled beets, Moroccan spices, kraut) this is your chance to create your own concoction. Havent you always wanted to be a bartender? Or, at the very least, figure out what works and more important, what doesnt work before creating your own in-home Bloody Mary bar.

A few other stops on this tour de Bloody Mary (call first, as some have limited offseason hours): HOPS Culture, where you can choose from 30 craft beers on tap as a sidecar to your Bloody; the St. Regis Aspen, home of the Downhill Snapper (see recipe, opposite page), which is purported to be a descendant of the first Bloody Mary that was perfected at the original St. Regis in Manhattan after Prohibition; and, when Snowmass awakes from its offseason slumber, Ricard, which boasts master mixologist Danielle Beckers always creative Bloody Brews.

THREE CHEERS TO THE BEAUTIFUL BLOODY

David Blend from The Thrillist offers these words to drink by ...

MIMOSAS ARE DUMB.

There is nothing impressive about drinking a third of a glass of

Champagne, especially when you spill half of it on your white pants.

IT IS BRUNCH.

Or at least it can be.

VEGETABLES.

If you didnt get them here, you wouldnt get them anywhere, and by now would be way too dead to enjoy those bacon-stuffed waffles youre eying. Oh damn, they got Egg-in-a-Hole? Maybe that then.

Read the other 12 reasons why The Bloody Mary is the Greatest Morning Cocktail on Earth at www.thrillist.com/drink/

nation/15-reasons-the-bloody-mary-is-the-greatest-morning-

cocktail-on-earth

A S P E N T I M E S F I L E P H O T O S


STEP THREE: BE MERRY

SO YOUVE EATEN, YOUVE DRANK ... whats next?In offseason, more of the same is always an option we call it the lather, rinse, repeat plan for

beating the offseason blues. But we know, you might want more out of your day. Here are a few post-Bloody Mary tour ideas to whittle the time away.

In good weather: get outside already! Seriously, a Sunday afternoon stroll down the Rio Grande Trail or a slow spin to the Independence Pass gate can be conquered with a full belly and slight (ever-so-slight) buzz. Or, grab a Frisbee or a football and hit the park (note: There is nothing wrong with a catnap on the sidelines).

In bad weather: stay inside already! Nobody needs to bring in the summer season sicker than a dog. A few things we like to do include a visit to the Aspen Recreation Center (swim, skate, climb), a movie (the Isis is open all offseason), a mani/pedi (sandal season is just around the corner), and yes, were going to say it go downvalley to either the Glenwood Hot Springs Pool or the new Iron Mountain Hot Springs (if you dont have designated driver, take the bus; and yes, we know, this isnt an indoor activity, but the weather DV is sure to be better, or at least tolerable, for a dip in the hot waters).

Of course, as we said in the beginning, we know all you really want to do is relax and recharge this offseason. And so do we. Bloody Mary, anyone?

[email protected]

JUSTICE SNOWS BLOODY MARY BAR

328 E. Hyman Ave. (at the Wheeler Opera House)

Saturdays and Sundays, 9 a.m. to 3 p.m.

Bloody Marys start at $10, depending on the vodka. The bar includes roughly 50 different ingredients available for guests to mix their own.

IF YOU GO ...

MAKE IT

DOWNHILL SNAPPER BLOODY MARYfrom The St. Regis Aspen

tomato juice

1 ounce V8 juice

6 lemons, juiced

6 limes, juiced

1/2 ounce Bloody Mary seasoning

11/2 ounces Tabasco sauce

5 dill sprigs

5 basil leaves

2 tablespoons cracked black pepper

2 olives

1 pickle slice, for garnish

1 lime wedge, for garnish

Prepare Bloody Mary mix by combining tomato and V8 juices, lemon and lime juices as well as the Bloody Mary seasoning. Let the mixture marinate for 24 hours. When ready, add vodka, Tabasco sauce, muddled dill, basil and fresh cracked pepper. Pour over ice and garnish with olives, pickle slice and lime wedge.

C O U R T E S Y P H O T O S ; A S P E N T I M E S F I L E P H O T O ( B O T T O M L E F T )


MOUNTAINMAYHEM The SOCIAL SIDE of TOWN

WILDWOOD BENEFITWILDWOOD SCHOOLS annual Casino Night on April 8 brought teachers, friends and parents of current and former preschoolers together for a benefit evening at the Cooking School of Aspen. Event hosts included Chuck and Marni Bond, Rob and Meghan Holmes, Jessica Phillips and Tejay van Garderen, and John and Jeannie Seybold with community sponsors Hansen

Construction, ANB Bank, Alpine Bank, Woody Creek Distillers, The Aspen Times, Pearl Vodka and Sothebys.

Guests arrived to fabulous passed hors doeuvres and drinks, bidding opportunities on sensational silent and live auction items, and gambling with casino play money with prizes for top winnings.

Wildwood generations were represented

with many former students in attendance who are now parents of past, new and forthcoming Wildwooders.

For more info on the beloved Aspen pre-school, visit www.wildwoodschool.org.

This photo and more can be found in the Aspen Historical Society archives at aspenhistory.org.MAY SELBY

Wildwood School executive director Becky Helmus and Britta Gustafson.

Aminah and Vincent Franze with Kiki Raj and Chris Everson.

Marilyn OSullivan (casino winner!) and Cherie Silvera.

Judd Clarence and Katie Kiernan.

Matt Smith and Jenny Connery.


by MAY SELBY

Blake and Elizabeth Hansen with Colter Smith and Mandy Welgos. Ashley and Mike Connelly.

Ali Phillips, Jennifer Causing and Missy Klug.

The iconic Wildwood Bus a booze cruise on the bus was a top live auction item.

Katy and Adam Frisch, parents of Wildwood alums.

Wildwood School in winter (Wildwood kids Gracie Waanders and Bali Klug).

Jen Tindall and Anna Scott with Wildwood teacher Corina Minetti at the poker table.


ARTS&ENTERTAINMENT MUSIC/ART/FILM/LITERATURE BY ANDREW TRAVERS

WHATS THE DIFFERENCE between a scumbag and a dirtbag?

Quite a lot, if you live around the pockets of the American west where a common goal among us is to drop out and live in a van near trails and wilderness so that we can spend time in the woods, climbing or skiing or otherwise stomping the terra. Anybody who pulls that off is affectionately known as a dirtbag. Its shorthand for the infrequently showering, frugally living adventurers among us. Out here its not a pejorative term but a descriptive noun popularized, in part, by Fitz Cahalls long-running podcast The Dirtbag Diaries.

Whereas a scumbag, here as anywhere, is simply somebody who lies and steals disappointing many, trusted by none.

Brendan Leonards journey from scumbag to dirtbag is the subject of his new memoir of addiction and redemption, Sixty Meters to Anywhere. The Denver-based climbing writer and founder of the excellent Semi-Rad.com came to Carbondale in late April for the 5Point Film Festival to talk about it, filling the Crystal Theatre for the first event in a summer-long book tour. Cahall introduced Leonard and rolled tape for a future Diaries podcast.

An Iowa native, Leonard started drinking at 15. As he put it, he had fun, then fun-plus-problems, then just problems. By the time he was in his early 20s, he was always drunk, frequently arrested, often dangerous behind the wheel and rarely any fun to be around.

I was really just becoming a bad person, he said.

At 23, with the help of another stint in jail and a court-mandated trip to alcohol rehabilitation, he had his last drink and found himself in journalism school at the University of Montana. His classmates arrived with stories about spending the months before graduate school backpacking or doing cool internships. His summer was decidedly less resume-worthy: I went to jail for a week, I went to rehab and now Im here and I want to be a writer, he recalled telling his cohort.

But the move to Montana and his first taste of the Rocky Mountains since childhood family ski trips helped him begin to clean up the wreckage and start over. Leonard refers to this

phenomenon as The Big Bang Theory of Extreme Joy.

When you blow everything up and start over again, you have infinite possibility, he said.

Two years later, he put his masters degree in journalism to work as a decidedly inept salesman at an REI in Phoenix. That Christmas, his brother gave him a used climbing rope the length of which gives Leonards book its title. It proved to be a ticket to freedom.

He moved to Breckenridge, then Denver, started sport-climbing and began finding himself along with the witty, self-deprecating voice as a writer that would become his calling card. He pitched magazines furiously, and collected stacks of rejection slips for a few years until, in 2006, the Mountain Gazette published his essay, Alcoholism and Other Mountains Ive Climbed.

Leonard quit a newspaper job to guide under-served teens on backpacking trips in to the mountains and learned a lot from their days in the woods together.

They were tough kids from tough neighborhoods, but they were terrified of taking a shit in the woods, he recalled.

From there, he got a gig writing copy for IBM and with most of his magazine pitches still failing he

started Semi-Rad. After he finally landed a story in Climbing, he had what he calls his Second Big Bang, when he split up with a girlfriend and, at 32, moved into a Chevy Astrovan and began living on the road.

The triumph of living sober and at trailheads and parking lots was lost on the folks back home in Iowa.

Its cool in Colorado...in Utah. In Des Moines, you tell people youre going to live in your car and theyre like, Are you OK?

Through climbing, he found a tribe of friends. He brought his parents out to hike 14-ers. He found something like a purpose and eventually he stopped getting so many rejection letters and started collecting bylines in Alpinist and on The Dirtbag Diaries and got a contributing editor gig at Climbing. He began traveling to peaks around the U.S. and the world in search of stories to tell and, in 2013, published his first book, The New American Road Trip Mix Tape, and realized he was living a life he didnt know existed back when

he was bouncing between blackouts and hangovers.

If I told my high school guidance counselor I wanted to be an adventure writer he would have said, What the f-k is that?

Today his prose and his life are infused with a gratitude that Leonard said comes from knowing it didnt have to work out this way. In his Denver neighborhood, he often meets alcoholic homeless men who are probably around his age (37) but look much older. They remind him what could have been: For a second I know that I could be this guy.

[email protected]

FROM NOWHERE TO ANYWHEREADVENTURE WRITER BRENDAN LEONARD UNVEILS NEW ADDICTION MEMOIR AT 5POINT

C O U R T E S Y P H O T O

Adventure writer and Semi-Rad.com founder Brendan Leonard discussed his new memoir, Sixty Meters to Anywhere, at the 5Point Film Festival on April 23.

SIXTY METERS TO ANYWHERE

Brendan Leonard

176 pages, softcover, $16.95

Mountaineers Books, May 2016

NOTEWORTHY


APRIL 28 - MAY 4, 2016THELISTINGS

THURSDAY, APRIL 28DAVID STARR AND HAP HARRIMAN 7:30 p.m., Heathers Savory Pies and Tapas Bar, 166 Midland Ave., Basalt. Singer-songwriter, acoustic harmony, country pop.

GRAHAM NASH 9 p.m., Belly Up Aspen, 450 S. Galena St., Aspen. Genre: Rock n roll, pop, folk rock. Doors: 8 p.m. Start: 9 p.m. Ages: All ages Price: $61 general admission, $151 reserved. 970-544-9800

FRIDAY, APRIL 29IMPROV SHOW 7 p.m., Jeannie Miller Theatre, Glenwood Springs High School, 1521 Grand Ave., Glenwood Springs. Improve your week with a fun evening of improv. Had a rough week? Let loose a little come and laugh. Join us for an evening of humorous scenes and skits. This is a family-friendly event appropriate for all ages.

CHRIS BANK AND MARK JOHNSON 7:30 p.m., Heathers Savory Pies and Tapas Bar, 166 Midland Ave., Basalt. Soulful groove, funk, R&B, dance.

R2 PRESENTS THE HABITS DEBUT SHOW 9 p.m., The Black Nug-get, Main Street, Carbondale. Live, loud and local! Brand new rock act comprised of an all-star cast! This will be a great chance to see some of your favorite local rockers back onstage be ready to boo-gie! No cover brought to you by R2 Productions.

SATURDAY, APRIL 30JOSEFINA MENDEZ AND TIM FOX 7 p.m., Heathers Savory Pies and Tapas Bar, 166 Midland Ave., Basalt. Brazilian jazz and American classic.

POETRY NIGHT 7:30 p.m., Marble Distilling Co. and The Distillery Inn, 150 Main St., Carbondale.

In celebration of National Poet-ry Month, Marble Distilling Co. is please to welcome poets Erika Moss Gordon and Charles Braddy, who will be backed up by local musi-cian Louie Girardot for a night of readings, music and fundraising for the Shining Mountain Homes for All Foundation.

MONDAY, MAY 1WHAT IT MEANS TO BE MUSTANG 5:30 p.m., Basalt Regional Library, 14 Midland Ave., Basalt. Explore the impact of modern science on the history, social structure and current events surrounding wild horses. Research by respected scientists, Terri Farleys own eyewitness obser-vations and photographs by Pulitzer Prize-winning National Geographic photojournalist Melissa Farlow create a you-are-there experience for all ages. 970-927-4311

BOOKS AND BREWS WITH PITKIN COUNTY LIBRARY 5:30 p.m., Hops Culture, 414 E. Hyman Ave., Aspen. Bringing the conversation into the community, Books and Brews is for lit lovers 21 and older who get thirsty from reading. We meet the first Monday of every month at Hops Culture at 5:30 p.m. All copies of the book are provided by the library for $5 and are yours to keep. Interested in coming? Call the library (970-429-1948) or email Genevieve ([email protected]) to reserve a copy of the book.

KARAOKE WITH SANDMAN 9 p.m., Rynos Pies and Pints, 430 E. Cooper Ave., Aspen. Sing what you want. Sign up starts at 9 p.m.

WEDNESDAY, MAY 4THE BOOK REVIEW CLUB 6 p.m., Basalt Regional Library, 14 Midland Ave., Basalt. No required books, just bring what you are reading.

970-927-4311

THURSDAY, MAY 5ART STUDIOS OPEN HOUSE 5 p.m., Studio for Arts and Works, 525 Buggy Circle, Carbondale. S.A.W. Open House Cinco de Mayo. Meet both familiar and new artists work-ing at S.A.W. (including the recently relocated folks from max.ink/Proj-ectShop and Modern West Floral Company). See prints, glass, jewelry, photography, paintings, sculpture, pottery and more. Check out the artists studio spaces and chat with the makers! There will be a live DJ to entertain during the latter half of the event. Light refreshments will be served, and this event is free and open to all. For more information visit www.sawcarbondal.com, find Studio for Arts and Works on Face-book, or email [email protected].

WORLD FUSION MUSIC 5:30 p.m., Basalt Regional Library, 14 Midland Ave., Basalt. Concert at the library by Valle Musico. 970-927-4311

LET THEM ROAR 6:30 p.m., Mar-ble Distilling Co. and The Distillery Inn, 150 Main St., Carbondale. Let Them Roar began with Olivia Pevec, Frank Martin, Mateo Sandate and Bob Dylan. It turned a bit country because Olivias voice was twangy from doing ranch work, and the boys know great music when they hear it. Soon, Ashton Taufer, a Berklee man on bass, and Aaron Taylor, jazz drummer extraordinaire, joined in for a show at Steves Guitars in Carbondale, Colorado. A band was most certainly born! Let Them Roar plays mountain folk woven into a soulful tapestry of roots, rock and raw improvisations.

SEE Judith Scotts Bound and Unbound is on view at the Aspen Art Museum Tuesdays through Sundays.

C O U R T E S Y P H O T O

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LUCKY DAY ANIMAL RESCUE OF COLORADO

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JezebelJezebel is a great dog who would love a person or a family to give her

the time and attention she deserves, lots of outdoor activity and a cozy indoor bed to sleep on. She is 5 years old and she is deaf. Her current owner says she listens better than their other dog when she is looking at you. She is well socialized and is used to going to work with 5 other office dogs. Jezebell loves to go hiking but she must be on a leash so she can feel free to explore without having to worry about losing sight of her person. Its hard to tell from these pictures but she is absolutely gorgeous. Please first go to luckydayrescue.org and fill out an adoption application. She is current on her vaccinations, spayed, micro chipped, house trained and absolutely fabulous. Rachel 970-618-3662

Make a huge impact on area families in need simply by donating, shopping or

volunteering at our ReStore. (If youre donating,

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Its a win-win for everyone involved.

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Roaring Fork School DistrictSEASONAL GROUNDS WORKERS

RFSD seeks full-time Seasonal Grounds Workers to cover the summer season (now - Aug, 2016). 40 hrs/wk. Experience not required but desired.

Candidates must posses a high school diploma or GED, and pass a background check.

To apply or for more info contact Facilities Director, Ken Melby, at [email protected]

Roaring Fork School DistrictPreschool Director - CRES

RFSD seeks a Director for our Preschool at CRES in Carbondale, starting fall 2016!

CDHS Director certification required Bilingualism and experience with special

needs children are huge pluses.

For more info and to apply, visit www.rfschools.com or email Cindy Gray at [email protected]

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Snowmass, $1,000/mo.Photos online. Rick

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Laborers Paver OperatorApplicants must have avalid drivers l icensew i t h a n a c c e p t a b l edriving record. Appli-cants also must pass apre-employment drugscreen/ functional ca-pacity exam/ physical,a n d c r i m i n a l b a c k -ground check.

To apply please go towww.elamconstruction.

comElam Construction, Inc.is an Equal Opportunity

Employer

Rentals Commercial/RetailCommercial Bldg on

S. Grand in GWS3,500 s.f . with office,warehouse & storagea r e a s . R o l a n d970-927-4038 ext 4

Rentals Aspen

Rentals Storage Space

1bd/1ba cute furn.condo w/ W/D. Excel-lent location, 3 blocks

from Gondola. N/P N/S$2600/mo + Utils. 6

mo. min. lease.Parking included.

Available 5/1. F/L/S.970-379-8242

[email protected]

Technology

Storage Space Available:Core Location, Heated,24/7 Access, 15x14x8$3000 Annually. 4x5x8$1650 Annually. 925.4772

Love Rock and Roll?Join the Valley's Best

Production Team!Alchemy A/V seeks P/T

AV Technicians &Support Staff.Please email

[email protected] call (970) 927-0515Creative, Motivated,

Experienced Preferred

Small Cabin onWoody Creek ranch.One person. $1,900/mo.

One year. No [email protected] * 379 * 3474

Rentals Basalt Area

2 bedroom, 2 bath withone car garage in Willitsa r e a . N o p e t s , n os m o k i n g . $ 1 9 0 0 p e rmonth, one year lease.Please contact SarahBurggraf with ColdwellBanker at 970-445-7185.

Early Childhood Teacher

Growing Years School isseeking a FT Early Child-hood Teacher for our 3-5year old classroom. Mustbe in compliance with therequirements of 7.702.54,7.702.57, or 7.702.53 ofthe Colorado Departmentof Human Services (LeadTeacher Qualified). Min.of 1 yr work experience ina school setting. If you arecreat ive, responsib le,professional, self-motivat-ed, and have a genuinelove for young childrencome join our team! Ben-efits include competitivesalary , pa id vacat ion,continuing education, buspasses. Bilingual a plus.Please email resume [email protected] pick up an applicationat Growing Years - 151School St . Basal t . Nophone calls please.

Trades/Construction

1 BD 1 BA top floor cor-ner unit Condo in thecore, garage parkingspace with large stor-age, No Pets. $3000 Jen970-379-0207

Willits, Nice, large 4bedrm , 3.5 bath home,

$3400 + utilities.Avail May 1st.

Stacey Craft (Happy RE)970-445-8032

3bd/ 2ba. In town De-signer Furn. Mid June.Long term. $6,200/moOR Summer $24,000/

mo. View katefrankelrentals.com 773-294-2051

Beautiful, furnished 4BD/4 BA Elk Run SingleF a m i l y H o m e .$ 4 0 0 0 / m o n t h . P e t sallowed with approvala n d d e p o s i t . N os m o k i n g . S e c u r i t yd e p o s i t . L o n g - t e r mlease. Email for details [email protected]

HireMe

4 BD/3 BA DowntownCore condo on r iver .Furnished, Laundry inunit, Parking, Bus route,H o t T u b , P o o l , G y m ,Firewood, No smoking$ 1 0 , 5 0 0 / M o ( 3 1 4 )330-4554 ok to text. Rob

Need A Carpenter?General Carpentry,

Painting, Home & Of-fice Repair. Insured,

Refs, Quality Minded.Carl 970-379-7194

ON SITE CARE TAKERPOSITION WANTEDS k i l l e d L a n d / T r a d eprofessional desiringonsite/off s i te homemaintenance position.References availableupon request. Send anyinquires to [email protected]

Management/Executive

Retail ManagerRequires college deg, 5yrs retail mgmnt exp pref-erably in an Art relatedfield & supervision of 5 di-rect reports. Resumes [email protected]

Rentals Carbondale1 BD 1 BA New ADU

$1050, Missouri Heights,No pets, no smoking, no

weed, quiet, ONEindividual only, 379-7777

MONDAY-FRIDAY8:30AM TO 5:00PM

970.925.9937 [email protected] ASPENTIMES.COM/PLACEAD

Jobs Rentals

Restaurant/Clubs

Rentals Basalt Area Rentals Snowmass

June 1 or before? Fur-nished 2 BD 2 BA 1,400S q F t S i n g l e F a m i l yHome Pets? 161 Fair-w a y D r i v e O n G o l fCourse $3,150 First, last& security. 720-270-4030

Smoke Glenwood Springsis building our new

management team!Accepting applications forFOH and BOH managers,experienced bartenders

(AM/PM), servers,busser/runner, host(ess)

and summer on-callcatering staff.

Apply in person at711 Grand Ave,

Glenwood Springs CO

Managers,Bartenders, Servers

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SuperintendentOrganized, detail

oriented and computer literate person needed.

Email resume [email protected] Gosh, thanks.

More than 71 percent of adults read a newspaper in print or online

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S n o w m a s s V i l l a g eSharedRental/RoommateWanted One bedroomwith attached bath in 4b e d r o o m h o m e . N osmoking. Walk to bus.No Pets. $1500/monthi n c l u d e s u t i l i t i e s .Available [email protected]

Restaurant/Clubs

Kitchen Manager andCatering Manager

The SILO team is grow-ing. We have two fulltime positions open. Weare seeking a full-timeKitchen Manager and afull-time Catering Man-ager. Kitchen managerrequirements: 2-5 yearsline cook experience.Management experi -ence preferred.Catering Manager re-quirements: Private chefand/or Catering Chefexperience required.These positions offeropportunities for growthand support creative,motivated individuals.To apply, email your re-sume and cover letter [email protected]

EXCEPTIONALLOCATION IN ASPEN

1200 sq.ft. Next tothe Gondola in the

North of Nell Building.Indoor Parking. Avail4/1/16. 970-429-1558

Charming 2 bedroomapt. in vintage build-ing, downtown, bigstorage room, hard-wood flrs. N/S, Avail

5/1, $1800 + utils.

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five bucks!Rentals New Castle

2 BD 2 BA Castle Valleytownhouse, end unit w/1 - c a r g a r a g e ,unfurnished, AC, WD,NP, NS$1,300/month970-618-6695

SALES BRISTLECONEMOUNTAIN SPORTS

Full-time Salesand More

BRING RESUME ANDCOVER LETTER TO THE

STORE

Sales2BD 2BA immaculatelight & bright condo, A/C& radiant heat incld,$ 2 1 0 0 / m o . N / P .970-948-1341

1BD/1BA house( duplex) on Spruce St.No pets. $2100/mo. LongTerm. [email protected]

970-379-3474


Volvo C70 T5 Convertible 2012

2012 Volvo C70 T5 convertibleInscription Package Only 250 made

250HP Polestar 22K 1 owner GaragedExcellent Condition.

$28,800970-544-9099

Harley Davidson Softail Deluxe 2006

ONE OWNER - VERY LOW MILESONLY 16,796 MILES! Black & White,

Boss bags, Rinehart 2 into 1 ProExhaust, Screaming Eagle Air Cleaner,

Windshield, LOTS OF CHROME ANDBLING!! SEE MORE PHOTOS ONLINE.

$11,000 - obo 970.456.2033

Honda ST1300 - 2003

Good condition. 36000 ABS.Silver Gray, heated grips,

hard bags, electric windhield

$4,450Call Jeff Jacobsen: 970-927-0430

or Email [email protected]

Caterpillar 225 Ecavator 1985

Hydraulic thumb.Runs strong

$15,000970-987-9039

Mercedes-Benz ML 350 2008

75K miles, Good condition. AWD, Nav,Sat radio, Wood grain panels. Rear

parking assist. new tires, well main-tained

$16,999970-948-4395

Ford Edge SEL 2011

Black, Fully Loaded. 38K miles V6,AWD, Black Leather, SNYC, Naviga-tion, Sirius, Panoramic roof, Parkingsensors, Backup camera, and much

more. 2 sets of tires & Thule ski rack$19,000

970.948.9930

Jeep Cherokee Laredo 2000

149K needs some mechanicalV8 Heated power seats.

Beige w/beige [email protected]

$3000970-274-0669

Aspen - $540,000Affordable In Town, Roomy 1bedroom, Low HOA fees IncludeMost UtilitiesPrivate Deck, StorageAssigned ParkingGas Fireplace, LaundryGreat First Home or TerrificRental with Solid Rental History6 Block walk to DowntownAspen or hop on shuttle busNow is the time to Buy & StopPaying Your Landlord'sMortgage! MLS#138752

Sally Shiekman-Miller970.948.7530

[email protected]

Basalt - $370,000

[email protected]

COMMERCIALUnique, creative, cutting edge project.May be used for commercial or residen-tial or combine the uses in the sameunit. Ground floor with rollup, garagedoor. Seller financing possible.

Robert Tobias970-618-1231

www.willitsbend.com

Carbondale - $995,000

Spectacular View of Mt. Sopris2.68 A of beautiful Crystal River front-a g e . F a r m h o u s e b u i l d i n 1 9 6 3 .Garage/workshop perfect for anycraftsman. Bring the animals. Countryfeel with city amenities. MLS#138057

Marianne Ackerman970.379.3546

Kathy Westley970.379.8303

Glenwood Springs - $289,000

Conveniently located in GlenwoodSprings, this townhome would make agreat home or investment. Home has 3bedrooms, 2.5 bathrooms with finishedmother-in-law unit, and a fenced backyard with mountain views.




Park East. 3 bed 2 bath home, radiantfloor heat. Awesome fenced backyard.Two car garage. Welcome home!




Downtown Glenwood Home. 5 bed, 2bath, oversized 2 car garage with studiospace. Pride of Ownership and Views!Come take a look!



Missouri Heights - $919,000

[email protected]

Incredible views and privacy from this 4bd, 3.5 bth home in Aspen MountainView Subdivision. Close to Willits andthe mid valley, community pool, tennisand lots of storage in this custom home.

Karen Peirson970-309-0038

New Castle - $489,000

MOVE-IN READY . . .4 bedrooms, 3 baths, 3-car garage -16,189 sq ft, fenced, corner lot - ranchstyle and upstairs guest suite.MLS #141714

Michelle James(970) 379-4997

[email protected]

Rifle - $639,000

488 County Rd 251Pride of ownership! 5.8 acre irrigatedparcel, 4 bed 3 bath home with views.Updated bathrooms & kitchen, walkoutbasement & 3 car garage. This place hasit all!



Silt - $265,000

Downtown Silt 2 bed, 1 bath home withhardwood floors, fenced yard and ma-ture landscaping. Additional 'cabin' onproperty that is used as a studio. Comelook at this Gem!



New Castle - $479,500

PICTURE PERFECT . . .3 bedrooms, 2 baths - Main floor mas-ter suite - Oversized 2-car garage.MLS #143532


[email protected]


WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER . . .3,058 sq ft home plus unfinished base-ment - Superior lot and 3-car garage -Ironbridge including golf, pool, restau-rant, fitness facility. MLS #143607


[email protected]

Rifle - $199,900

426 Evergreen Drive.Nice 3 bedroom, 2 bathroom home withlots of parking for toys. Beautiful frontyard in a clean neighborhood.



Carbondale - $330,000

End lot in rarely available Prince Creek!Just minutes from downtown Carbon-dale, this lot on Stark Mesa offers in-credible 360 degree views. An approvalfor the proposed Site Plan has been ob-tained through Pitkin County.

Corey Strahm-Crocker(970) 445-7259

[email protected]

Transportation

Audi Q7 2007

Gold, Premium. Good condition. 115Kmiles, Auto transmission. 4.2L AWD.

GPS system. Rear parking assist.Leather seats. Performance tires.

$16,999970-690-8732

Chevy Astro Van 1994

SOLD!

See all cars, SUVs, vans, trucks and classics

in first part of section

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Auto Parts/Accessories

Motorcycles

Merchandise

Michelin 225/50/17s,(set of 4) new condi-t i o n , $ 3 7 5 O B O .970-379-9931

Set of 4 Blizzak snowt i r e s , s t u d l e s s ,p u r c h a s e d n e w 4months ago, comes w/o r i g i n a l p u r c h a s ereceipt. 9/32 guage, size205-55R16 89H. Contactme to make a counteroffer, cash only. $400B a s a l t E x c e l l e n tcondit ion. Steph 202770-8491

Clothing

Moto GP nylonriding jacket.Has a detach-able inner lin-ing for colderweather. Has

protective padsin shoulder andelbows for add-ed protection.Men's large.Brand newcondition.$90. Rifle

970-319-6294

Moto GP nylonriding jacket.Has a detach-able inner lin-ing for colderweather. Has

protective padsin shoulder andelbows for add-ed protection.Men's large.Brand newcondition.$90. Rifle

970-319-6294

Motorcycles

2 - HARLEYDAVIDSON DOTMOTORCYCLE1/2 HELMETS.

1 small 1 medium

$45/ each orboth for $80.

Both helmets are inexcellent condition.

970.456.3291

Food & Beverage

Natural Beef 4.95/lb -Prime Quality Meat!NaturAllBeefCompany970-578-0863www.NaturAllBeefCo.com - We Deliver toyour door!O r d e r I n d i v i d u a lSteaks, Roasts andMore!R e s e r v i n g W h o l e ,Halves, and Quartersfor April/May DeliveryNow!!B e s t F l a v o r , B e s tQuality, Best Service...Guaranteed!!

Utility Trailers

HARLEYDAVIDSON DOTMOTORCYCLE1/2 HELMET

size Small$45

Excellent condition.

970.456.3291

Utility Trailer 11'x6' withr a m p a n d i n t e r i o rshelves $3200 AspenGently used condition.Barney [email protected]

Jewelry

Ski Equipment

ServiceDirectory

Storage

Trailer 1990

Strict 48ft x 102 inch. 9ft ceilingDry Van Trailer. Road worthy.

Good brakes. Tight and dry

$3500 OBO970-987-9039

RON"THE GOLD GUY "

REPUTABLE GOLD-SMITH paying CASHfor gold, silver, plati-num jewelry, gold orsilver coins, nuggets,sterling silver sets.Many loyal custom-

ers thank me for BESTRETURNS, BEST SER-VICE and convenient

appointments. IRecycle, Remake, andRepair. For today's

spot see:ronthegoldguy.com.

Call Ron(970) 390-8229

I BuyGold

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Cleaning Service

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is a GiftDeborah

970-948-5663

Restaurant Equipment

Miscellaneous Merchandise

FIVE STAR COMPANYLandscaping:SpringCleaning,LawnCare,IrrigationHousekeeping:Daily,Weekly,Bi-weekly,seasonal(970) 948 8358

D i s h w a s h e r - C M AL-1X16 $3500 Aspen Liken e w c o n d i t i o n . T e :970-456-7781

2 - HARLEYDAVIDSON DOTMOTORCYCLE1/2 HELMETS.

1 small 1 medium

$45/ each orboth for $80.

Both helmets are inexcellent condition.

970.456.3291

Landscaping, Mowing & Tilling

Pets - Dogs Blue SkyGarden & LawnLandscaping Maintenance, Construction & Residential

Clean Up, Stone work, De-thatching Lawn &

Edging, Serving All ValleyTAKING CARE OF ALL YOURGARDEN AND YARD WORK

NEEDS WITH FRIENDLY AND RELIABLE STAFF

Free Estimates

[email protected]

Registered AussiePuppies. VerySmart. Great

personalities andCompanions!Ready Now!

References. Guaranteed.970-261-1073

Tools/Hardware

BBQ Grill with 4 burn-ers - Char Broil, Stain-less Steal, Infra-Redmodel. Paid $460 wills e l l f o r $ 1 7 5 .320-291-5518

Events

Part ic ipate : MaroonBells Art ProjectIf you would like to helpplease send a postcardt o : C o l i n I v e s / 8 5 8Jackson St./Eugene OR97402Please send a postcardof the Maroon Bells withtext as if I am a closefriend or family member.Thanks!

Merchandise Wanted

HARLEYDAVIDSON DOTMOTORCYCLE1/2 HELMET

size Small$45

Excellent condition.

970.456.3291

Want to purchaseminerals and otheroil/gas interests.Send details to:P.O. Box 13557,

Denver, CO 80201

Massage Therapy

Jacey'sAspen Massage

Professional Massage347-491-0722

(Text, Call or Email)[email protected] and Certifi ed

Reduce Stress, AlleviateP a i n , C r e a t e M o r eC l a r i t y . ( 8 C E U s f o rTherapists)One Day Class May 6thwww.katherinemcintosh.com/events720-987-8016

Farm Implements

^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^200 gallonfuel tank.

Needs PumpONLY

$350.00.970-987-9039^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

Bicycles

Specialized road bike$ 8 5 0 o b o A s p e nE x c e l l e n t c o n d i t i o nalmost new female roadbike will fit a rider 5'3 "to 5'8". Hank 970 [email protected]

Lily is here to give you afantastic massage Orien-tal Massage: Clean, co-zy, & comfortable. If youwould like a massage by

a professional Asian Mas-seuse come & experi-

ence a perfect body mas-sage!! 818-913-6588

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2014/2015 B l izzardB o n a f i d e 1 8 6 w /Marker Baron Bind-ings

$575Ski has less than 20runs. One of the bestall mountain skis onthe market. Originallyretailed for $1,150.Eagle 970-390-9787

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Landscaping, Mowing & Tilling

Danny's CompanyExcavation jobs, Spring

Clean Ups, Aeration,Lawn Care, Irrigation,

Retaining Walls, HousePainting. Free estimates

[email protected]

Sewing Machines

1950's Singer SewingMachine $125.00 Excel.

cond. Electric, Stooland Attachments

SOLD

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