WHAT IS ALPACA?Alpaca is design work from Chicago-based artist and writer Zack Eliasz. The artwork in this collection was o r i g i n a l l y p u b l i s h e d o n his blog:

alpacatime.blogspot.com

Alpaca is inspired by the furry andfriendly off-white creatures native to peru and other places. They have been known to hum when nervous, spit when angry and talk when there is nobody around to listen to them.

ALPACASAre not actually yellow. Their color is derrivative of a simpsonian era of faux cartoon inspired skin colors and exaggerated features that distort humanity. Alpaca is commentary on that which is not true or that which is deceptive in order to achieve some goal as a designer and cultural commentator. The alpaca, in this way, understands truth and all that is beautiful better than all of humanity. And, Alpaca is your friend, even though he is smarter than you. That’s a good friend to have.

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ALPACA FACTSAlpacas are bred for their plush fleece which is often used for yarn to make blan-kets that make wonderful holiday gifts. You can cross-breed your alpaca with a llama to make a huarizo, and adorable and friendly animal suitable for domesticization.

Alacas are social herd animals and they pick their favorite fellow alpacas to ex-change presents and kind sentiments with.

Alpaca’s, when nervous or irrate, can kick away unwanted persons, but because of their soft hooves they can’t do much damage.

Alpacas like to keep a communal dung pile where they do not graze. This controls the spread of internal parasites and makes cleaning up after your alpaca very efficient.

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