1 What is MOM:

GOD couldn't be there with every child,

so he made MOTHER!!

She wipes your nose,

cleans your clothes,

sings for you.

She does not sleep in the night,

just to soothe your wails & cries.

Nobody knows that what you are today,

is all because of your MOTHER.....

2 A man asked GOD, what is LOVE?

GOD replied: Go to the garden and get the most beautiful flower.

Man returned empty handed & told that i found the most beautiful

flower but i kept walking in hope of a better one.

And then i realised that i had ignored the best one.

i went back but could not find it there.

GOD said – This is LOVE.

You don't value it when you have it

but repent when you lose it.

So never let your Dearest go.

3 What is the fastest thing on earth?

Bullet..?

NO

Sound..?

Not quite

Light..?

Almost

Answer: PRAYER

because Prayer reaches GOD

even before you say it..!

GOD BLESS YOU

4 F : Field of Love

R : Root of Joy

I : Island of GOD

E : End of Sorrow

N : Name of Hope

D : Door of Understanding

That's wht YOU are

My FRIEND

5 Reality is an illusion

created due to lack of alcohol.

-------------Sir Johnie Walker.

6 Puzzle: Letter after F +

half of 8 +

shadow of q +

opposite of d +

letter before M +

middle of sea +

2 * 18th letter +

middle of sun.

Answer to above:

GOD BLESS U

7 S_nrise

B_tterfly

Pict_re

L_nch

Bea_ty

F_n

M_sic

All are incomplete witho_t

"U"

That's why i miss "U" a lot..

8 Three Things to Watch:

Beauty, Behaviour, Action

Three Things to Control:

Tongue, Temper, Temptation

Three Things to LOVE:

Purity, Honesty, Hard Work

Now send it to Three lazy people as i did..

9 When everything goes wrong.. PUSH.

When you wish for something.. PUSH.

When people don't understand you.. PUSH.

When you wish for LOVE.. PUSH.

PUSH - Pray Until Something Happens..

10 Winning horse doesn't know why it runs in the race.

It runs because of beats and pains.

The larger you get pain, the stronger you become.

Life is a race;

GOD is your rider;

The harder he beats you, the stronger he makes you to win.

SO never distress.

GOD is driving you.

Be a winning horse..

11 Alone i can only say

but together we can shout.

Alone i can only smile

but together we can laugh.

Alone i can only live

but together we can celebrate.

That's being together..

12 Carry a heart that never hates,

Carry a smile that never fades,

Carry a touch that never hurts,

and always carry a relationship that never breaks.

13 Friendship is all about three things

-winning, losing n sharing

winning your friends heart,

losing your self ego,

and sharing joys n sorrows.

14 Shubham karoti kalyaanam,

arogya dhana sampadaa,

shatru buddhi vinashaya,

deepak jyoti namastute.

Wishing you n your family,

SHUBH DEEPAWALI.

15 In this world GOD made few sweet hearts..

amongst them HE made some sweeter hearts..

amongst them HE made a single sweetest heart..

Oh hello..tht's me.

16 We should take inspiration from the waves,

they rise n fall

but each time they fall

they never fail to rise again.

17 One day man asked GOD:

What's the difference between

your LOVE and my LOVE?

GOD smiled and replied:

A bird in sky is my LOVE

and a bird in cage is your LOVE..

18 Redefined Definitions:

Atom Bomb - An invention to end all inventions.

Cigarette - A pinch of tobacco with fire at one end n a fool at the other.

Lecture - The art of transfering a conscious person to a subconscious state.

Genius - See the sender's name

19 With gleam of Diyas & the echo of the Chants

May Happiness and Contentment fill your life.

Wishing you n your family

A Very Happy n Prosperous Deepawali.

20 DON ki talaash 11 mulkon ki police kar rahi hai,

par DON ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi naa-mumkin hai.

Aap khush-naseeb ho jo DON khud aapko Deepawali wish kar raha hai.

Happy Deepawali.

21 Drink karo to aankhein laal,

Mehndi lagaao to haath laal,

Kiss karo to lips laal,

Pakde gaye to hips laal,

Bach gaye to jiyo mere laal.

22 A baby boy and a baby girl were in a bath-tub taking bath.

Girls looks down at the boy and asks, “Can I touch it..?”

Boy: NO, NO..you have already broken your's..

23 Compare Love and Friendship:

Love - Friendship

Blind - Bright

Mad - Glad

Alone - Group

Fear - Joy

Silent - Rouse

Blank - Complete

Short - Everlasting

24 Colors are brightening up the scene,

the water sprinkling up high,

the holi is almost here..

so lets enjoy!!

Happy Holi to Everyone.

25 Difficulties in your life do not come to destroy U,

but to help U realise your hidden potential & powers.

Let difficulties know that U are DIFFICULT this year.

Happy New Year.

26 HAPPY NEW YEAR!

i know it's a bit early to wish,

but i have got to wish LAKHS of smart & good looking people.

So i thought i will start with uncles & aunts first.

27 Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

----------Albert Einstein

28 i had opened an account for YOU at the

Universal Bank of GOD's Blessings

& deposited 365 days full of LOVE, FAITH, JOY & FULFILMENT!

Enjoy Withdrawing..

Happy New Year.

29 Is-se pehle ki is varsh ka antim suraj ast ho,

isse pehle ki 2006 ka calendar nasht ho,

aur isse pehle ki mobile network vyast ho,

Dua hai ki aane waala saal aapke liye,

Zabardast Ho.

HAPPY NEW YEAR

30 G - Go to bed

O - Off the light

O - Out of tension

D - Dreams come

N - Nice sleep

I - Ignore worry

G - Get fresh

H - Have a nice night

T - Thank to GOD.

Good Night & Take Care..

31 As day turns into night,

keep your worries off the sight,

no matter how tough world may seem,

You deserve the Best Dream!!

Good Night.

32 Can we do romance at night today?

i am in a good mood,

just a little bit of kissing and biting.

Reply me soon.

Yours lovingly,

“MOSQUITO”

33 Go to window,

look outside,

Someone is waiting for your smile,

found..?

"The Moon"

Yes!!

He came to wish you

GOOD NIGHT

34 i think your eyes are tired looking at this world.

Let your eye lashes hug each other for a few hours.

Happy journey into the Dream World..

Good Night!!

35 i wish moon always be full and bright

and you always be cool and right

whenever you go to switch off the light

remember that i m wishing you GOOD NIGHT!!

36 Let the devils guard you.

Mummies dance around you.

Vampires kiss you.

Frankanstein sing to you.

Draculas bite you.

Have a horrorful night.

Guoooooh Night..

37 Sorry to disturb you

at this time of the night.

If you are awake and free,

could you please do me a favour.

Please delete this message and sleep.

GOOD NIGHT...........!!

38 Touch your heart

Close your eyes

Make a wish

Say good night

Sky so wide

Stars so bright

Off the light

Sleep quiet

quiet

quiet..

39 Welcome to Sweet Dream Airlines,

all passengers on bed be ready

as the flight will be leaving soon to DreamLand;

close your eyes.

Takeoff..

GOOD NIGHT.

40 Wishing the sweetest night

to a sweet natured person..

GOD has been really kind..

May you sleep tight

n fall from bed tonight..

GOOD NIGHT!!

41 Santa was caught for speeding and produced in court.

Judge asked: 30 days or 300 rupees?

Santa replied: I will take money.

42 Doctor: Blood group of you and your wife is same.

Patient: Obviously, she has been sucking my blood since marriage.

43 Son: Dad, when did you go to Egypt?

Dad: Never.

Son: Then where did you get mummy from..?

44 D.O.S.T.I.

D - Dastak bhi na de

O - Or apna banaa le

S - Saari zindagi jo saath de

T - Takdeer jo sawaar de

I - Isi rishtey ka naam hai DOSTI

45 I like three things:

1. Pizza

2. Pepsi

3. YOU

Pizza to eat,

Pepsi to drink,

and YOU to..

Oh Hello.. who will clean the table..?

46 I pray for you..

A life that you truly deserve,

A life as good as your heart,

A life as bright as your smile, and

A life as wonderful as you are.

Have a Wonderful Day!!

47 Now Deepawali is over.

But i wish n pray for you

that you enjoy everyday as a Deepawali

with Peace n Happiness..

Be Happy.. Take Care..

48 Deepawali the Festival of Lights

gives you the reason to aspire

for a life full of shine and glitter!!

Wishing you and your family

a fun-filled Deepawali this year..

49 Har lecture ko mini skirt ki tarah hona chaahiye:

Itna chota ki sabka interest bana rahe,

aur itna bada ki zaroori topic cover ho jaaye.

50 Har diye so roshan ho aapki zindagi ki raahein,

har roshni ki kiran se roshan ho yeh fizaayein,

aapke liye Rabb se karte hain ye duaaein,

aapko Deepawali ki haardik shubh-kaamnaayein.

51 Pataakhon ki aawaaz se goonj rahaa sansaar,

deepak ki roshni aur apno ka pyaar,

mubaarak ho aapko,

Deepawali ka tyohaar sapariwaar..

52 Time would make us forget some persons,

but there would be some persons

who would make us to forget time.

They are our best of best friends..

JUST LIKE YOU!!

53 Din mein deepak jalaane se kya hoga,

raakh mein aag lagaane se kya hoga,

jab aapko aati nahi humaari yaad,

to aapko yaad dilaane se kya hoga..

54 Teri dooori ka ehsaas jab sataane lagaa,

tere saath beeta har lamhaa yaad aane lagaa,

jab-jab tujhse dooor jaane ka socha,

tu dil ke aur kareeb..aur kareeb aane lagaa.

55 The time since i met you,

i have realised that

a friend like you is

worth a million dollars.

So, if you don't mind..

"Shall i sell you..?"

56 Baadal garja magar barsaat nahi aai,

dil dhadkaa magar aawaaz nahi aai,

pura din guzarne ko hai,

kya ek baar bhi humaari yaad nahi aai..?

57 Yeh yaad hai tumhaari..ya yaadon mein tum ho,

yeh khwaab hain tumhaare..ya khwaabo mein tum ho,

hum nahi jaante humein bas itna bataa do,

hum jaan hain tumhaari..ya humaari jaan ho tum..

58 Aaj hum hain kal humaari yaadein hongi,

jab hum na honge tab humaari baatein hongi,

kabhi paltoge zindagi ke panne,

to shaayad aapki aankhon se bhi barsaatein hongi.

59 Humaari zindagi hai dost ki amaanat,

rakhna mere khuda sada unko salaamat,

dena unhe khushiyaan saare jahaan ki,

ban jaayein taareef woh har ek zubaan ki..

60 Phool - Khushboo ke liye,

Pyaar - Nibhaane ke liye,

Aankh - Dil churaane ke liye,

Khushi - Muskuraane ke liye,

Yeh SMS - Sirf aapko meri yaad dilaane ke liye.

61 You are my sweet friend..HO NA

i don't want you to KHONA

i want a place in your heart's KONA

otherwise i will start RONA

62 Koi new message hai kya..?

Agar hai to..

to please

DELETE kar de

kyunki

bhejna to tune hai nahi.

63 A real friend is a

Smile when you are sad,

Hope when you are disappointed,

Guide when you are lost,

Song when you are happy,

Company when you are lonely, n

Help when you are helpless.

64 All human beings have FIVE senses.

Some may have the Sixth sense.

But my friend you are a gifted person.

You have got the Seventh sense:

NONSENSE..!!

65 Attitude to LIVE:

Laugh like you have never cried.

Play like you have never lost.

Love like you have never been hurt.

Live like there is no tomorrow.

66 Be slow in choosing friends..

Slower in loosing them..

Because friendship is not an opportunity..

But it is a sweet responsibility.

67 Life is at its weakest when

there are more doubts than trust.

But life is at its strongest when

you learn how to trust inspite of the doubts.

68 Premi apni premika se:

Teri galiyon mein na rakhenge kadam aaj ke baad..

arre zaalim keechad bahut ho jaata hai barsaat ke baad.

69 Koi chiraag jalaata hai deewane ke liye,

koi chiraag jalaata hai parwaane ke liye,

hum chiraag jalaate hain unke liye

jo humein bhulaaye baithe hain kisi begaane ke liye.

70 Did i do anything wrong..?

Then why are you avoiding me..?

Atleast remember me once in a week.

It's really hurting me.

with love,

ur TooThBruSh.

71 Kabhi nam na ho yeh maasoom nigaahein,

meri aarzoo hai aap sadaa muskuraayein,

gham ke saaye hum talak hi rahein,

tere aashiyaane mein sadaa bahaarein hi aayein.

72 If you like my sms, i am smart.

If you save, you agree i am smart.

If you forward, you spread that i am smart.

And if you delete, you are jealous because i am smart.

73 Waqt ki raahon mein aap bhula de chaahe humein,

per hum aapko bhula nahi paayenge,

teri dosti ki kasam ae dost,

tu aawaaz de sapne mein..hum haqeeqat mein chale aayenge.

74 Dosti is something that no one can hate,

Dosti is a passion we can never rate,

Dosti can happen anytime early or late,

Dosti is the only medicine, without expiry date.

75 Chup rehte hain kahin koi khataa na ho jaaye,

khaamosh rehte hain kahin koi ruswaa na ho jaaye,

badi mushkil se banaa hai koi apna,

darte hain kahin woh juda na ho jaaye.

76 Life is full of - Kabhi Kushi Kabhi Gham..

When it ends - Na Tum Jaano Na Hum..

So lets do masti..who knows - Kal Ho Na Ho..

77 The importance of a good friend in our lives

is like that of HEARTBEATS.

Though they are not visible but

they silently support the gift called LIFE..

78 Itni choti nahi dosti humaari,

kaise soch liya kinaara aa gayaa,

lo phir ho gayi aapke mobile mein roshni,

ek baar phir sms humaaraa aa gaya..

79 Tum chaand ho jise sab yaad karte hain,

humaari kismat to taaron jaisi hai,

humein yaad karna to dooor,

log apni khushi ke liye humaare tootne tak ki fariyaad karte hain..

80 Bheegi hui aankhon ka yeh manzar na milega,

moti yeh kisi seep ke andar na milega,

aansu ko kabhi os ka katra na samajhna,

aisa tumhe chaahat ka samander na milega..

81 Engineers marte nahi..

zinda dafnaaye jaate hain..

har 6 mahino mein tadpaaye jaate hain..

kafan khol ke dekho..

to woh kabr mein bhi assignment likhte paaye jaate hain..

82 Always ask GOD to give you what you deserve,

not what you desire..

it's because your desires may be few,

but you deserve a lot..!!

83 Difficult to tell what Loving is like..

Impossible to tell what Missing is like..

May you never Miss whom you Love, &

May whom you Love Miss you always..

84 Not all the time I can be with you,

Not all the time I can please you.

Not all the time I am available for you to talk to,

But one thing is for sure,

i will care for you even when you don't expect me to.

85 Special Tea for You..

I mixed it with Love and Happiness..

but there is no sugar

because i know that you are very SWEET!!

86 Karoge yaad ek din is dosti ke zamaane ko,

chale jaayenge jab hum kabhi na waapis aane ko.

Chalega mehfil mein zikr humara,

to tum bhi dhoondoge tanhai do aansu bahaane ko..

87 Friends are like fishes..

you have to sit patient for a long time to catch one..

just like i caught you..

better stay nice or i will FRY you..

88 Night is a good time

to remember all the sweet things &

all sweet persons in your life..

So sleep well with your sweet memories

about me..

89 DOSTI dil hai dimaag nahi,

DOSTI soch hai aawaaz nahi,

Koi aankho se nahi dekh sakta DOSTI ka jazbaa,

Kyonki DOSTI ehsaas hai, andaaz nahi..

90 Every second GOD remembers you.

Every minute GOD blesses you.

Every hour GOD cares for you.

Because every day i pray for you,

"Bachcha moorakh hai..lekin apna favourite hai.."

91 Mausam chaahe badalte rahe,

par yaadon ke phool jaroor khilenge,

samay badlegaa, rishtey badlenge,

par hum dost the..hain..aur hameshaa rahenge..

92 Ik vaar Santa apne yaar de viah te

jaa ke naan zyaada khaa lenda hai,

te ghar aa ke badaa aukhaa hundaa hai

te flush wich beh ke kehndaa hai:

Rabba, ya Jaan kadh leh,

ya fer Naan kadh leh..

93 Agar din hai to raat bhi hogi,

hote ho kyon udaas, kabhi-kabhi baat bhi hogi,

itne pyaar se dosti ki hai,

zindagi rahi to mulaaqat bhi hogi.

94 Apna woh nahi jo paas aa gaya,

paraya woh nahi jo dooor chala gaya,

aane-jaane se nahi bante apne paraaye,

apna woh hai jo dil mein samaa gaya.

95 I decided to send you the

Cutest, Sweetest & Most Expensive Gift

in the World,

but that stupid postman shouted at me saying:

Get Out of the Post Box.

96 Kisi ne Dil badal liya,

kisi ne dhadkan badal li,

aap ke paas kuch bhi nahi tha badalne ko,

to aapne Mandir jaa kar Chappal hi badal li..?

97 In this cruel world

it is very difficult

to find a friend with

beautiful heart, pure feelings,

attractive personality & stylish looks.

So..

Kadar karo meri.

98 Ishq mohabbat to hazaaro karte hain,

ghum-e-judaai se woh sabhi darte hain,

hum to na ishq karte hain aur na mohabbat karte hain,

bus dosto ki ek muskaan pe marte hain..

99 Ishq mohabbat to hazaaro karte hain,

ghum-e-judaai se woh sabhi darte hain,

hum to na ishq karte hain aur na mohabbat karte hain,

bus dosto ki ek muskaan ke liye SMS karte hain..

100 Daulat hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,

daulat ke liye kar dun qurbaan yaari,

daulat ke liye tod dun dosti tumhaari,

ab tumse kya chupaana..

tum hi to ho daulat humaari.

101 Boy: Mummy, hum saare pathaake is dukaan se lenge.

Mom: Beta yeh shop nahi Girls Hostel hai.

Boy: Par papa to kehte hain ki

yahaan ek se ek pathaaka milta hai.

102 Once there was a CROW.

Uton pendi c SNOW.

Crow ne peeti WINE.

Crow ban gaya LION.

Ohne road te maareya LALKAARAA.

Truck thalle aa ke mar gaya VICHAARAA.

Moral: Ghar beh k pio.

103 Messages are not for time paas.

They silently say that

i am thinking of you right now &

also making you to think of me for a moment.

104 It is a fact that when babies are born

Doctors slap their face to make them start

crying n breathing so that their lungs expand.

But there are exceptional cases too,

like your's.

When you were born, the doctor slapped himself.

105 Someone remembers, somebody cares,

your name is whispered in somebody's prayers.

Keep the bright of sunshine in view,

someone is warmly thinking of YOU..

106 Waqt guzrega hum bikhar jaayenge,

kaun jaane ki hum kidhar jaayenge,

hum to ek parchaai hain,

yaad rakhna dost jahaan tanhaai mili

wahaa hum nazar aayenge..

107 Jaane kyon is jahaan mein aisa hota hai,

khushi jise hoti hai wahi rota hai,

umar bhar saath nibha na sake jo,

jaane kyon pyaar usi se hota hai.

108 Na mathe di lakeer vekhi na hatthaan te likhi taqdeer vekhi,

hanjuaan de vich dub gayaa yaar tera jad us ditasveer vekhi,

pher so na sakya jad sutta taan sapne ch bani oh heer vekhi,

oh heer banke saanu chadd challi hun yaar nu ban-da fakeer vekhin..

109 Phool sookh jaate hain ek waqt ke baad,

log badal jaate hain ek waqt ke baad,

apni dosti bhi tootegi ek waqt ke baad,

lekin woh waqt aayega meri maut ke baad.

110 Woh ek dost jo khuda sa lagta hai,

bahut paas hai phir bhi juda sa lagta hai,

bahut ghanto se aaya nahi message uska,

shaayad kisi baat per khafaa sa lagta hai.

111 Woh ek dost jo khuda sa lagta hai,

bahut paas hai phir bhi juda sa lagta hai,

kai dinno se aaya nahi message uska,

shaayad kisi baat per khafaa sa lagta hai.

112 Aapka chehre par kya Sweet Smile hai,

haath mein kya Raapchik Mobile hai,

mobile mein SMS ki kya Jhakkas File hai,

phir bhi SMS na karna kya Bhaav Khaane ka Style hai..??

113 Ek janaza dekh ke ladki muskuraai.

Ek bada bola: Beti, jawaan maut per yun muskuraaya nahi karte.

Ladki: Baba, kya karun..waada kiya tha, jab bhi milenge

muskura ke milenge..

114 Dil ne kaha aankh se:

Dekha karo kam, kyonki dekhte ho tum, tadapte hain hum.

Aankh ne kaha dil se:

Socha karo kam, kyunki sochte ho tum, rote hain hum.

115 *HAPPY NEW YEAR*

Soch rahe ho aaj kyon...?

Ab tum DON ko sikhaaoge kab wish karna hai.

DON ek din pehle wish kare ya 41 din pehle uski marzi.

116 Agar rakh sako to ek nishaani hun main,

aur kho do to sirf ek kahaani hun main,

rok paaye na jisko yeh saari duniya,

woh ek boond aankhon ka paani hun main..

117 Koi aankhon se baat kar leta hai,

koi aankhon mein mulaaqat kar leta hai,

bada mushkil hota hai jawaab dena,

jab koi khaamosh reh kar sawaal kar leta hai.

118 Valuing friendship is not merely

by seeing each other everyday.

What's more important is in our busy lives,

we remember each other.

119 Kaash koi exam result ka insurance karwaa deta,

to har exam ke pehle premium bharwaa dete,

paas hote to theek,

warna insurance claim karwaa lete..

120 Maikhaane mein jaam toot jaata hai,

ishq mein dil toot jaata hai,

na jaane kya rishta hai in dono mein,

jaam toote to ishq yaad aata hai..

dil toote to jaam yaad aata hai..

121 FRIEND is one who:

Finds you in a

Rush of people

Inspires you to do something is life and catch your

Emotions &

Never leaves you till

Death.

122 Things i like about u:

1. Your choice is very good (e.g. choosing me as friend)

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8.

9.

Ab kya dekh rahe ho..?

Uske baad kabhi koi dhang ka kaam kiya hai..?

123 Ek pyaari si surat..

Ek mausam sa chehra..

Do jheel si aankhein..

Kuch meethi-meethi baatein..

Ek naazuk adaa..

Kuch masti kuch mazaa..

Thodi si sharaarat..

Bahut saari mohabbat..

Ek bholi si muskaan..

Ooncha udne ka armaan..

Sabse alag sabse juda..

Jiski hai pyaari har ek adaa..

Thanks aapne mere baare mein itna padhaa..

124 Is zamaane se bahut alag ho aap,

woh khush-kismat hain jinke paas ho aap,

humaare liye woh waqt hi haseen hai,

humein yaad kar jab dil se muskuraa lete ho aap.

125 For all the friendship you share,

for all the ways you care,

for all the times you are there,

my friend you are special and beyond compare..

just wanna say take care..

126 Money comes and goes,

Friends come and go,

Rain comes and goes,

Love comes and goes,

But if you loose your teeth at this age,

they will never come back.

So better message me everyday.

127 New Day, New Date,

New Times, New Morning,

New Afternoon, New Evening,

New Night..All are new.

But, you are my OLD Friend

but GOLD Friend!!

128 A girl comes late to class.

Prof: Why are you late?

Girl: Sir, a boy was following me.

Prof: Then how come you are late?

Girl: The boy was walking too slow.

129 Ae dil tu mohabbat karta kyon hai,

jo karta hai to phir tadapta kyon hai,

main dhadkan hun uski kehta tha mujhse,

phir aaj uska dil mere bina dhadakta kyon hai.

130 I am leaving the country.

Actually a celebrity is pregnant and

the media is suspecting me.

You also plan to move.

Her maid is pregnant too.

131 Saalon baad na jaane kya samaa hoga,

hum mein se na jaane kaun kahaan hoga,

phir milna hua to milenge yaadon mein,

jaise sookhe gulaab milte hain kitaabon mein.

132 Sarak gaya jis ghadi sir se naqaab uska,

le gayaa jaan meri zaalim hijaab uska,

mehekte rehte the jinse mere sham-o-sahar,

ab bhi pannon mein dabaa rakhaa hai gulaab uska,

jab bhi hoti hai koi baat shab-e-mehfil mein,

jikr hota hai her baat mein janaab uska.

133 De dua ho dard kam,

yeh ranjish-e-safar khatam,

lamhe to hain simat chale,

dooor tu, tera chaman.

134 Har kadam pe imtihaan leti hai zindagi,

har waqt naye sadme deti hai zindagi,

hum zindagi se shikwaa karein bhi to kaise,

ki AAP sa dost bhi to deti hai zindagi.

135 Jaam pe jaam peene se kya faayeda,

raat guzaari to saari utar jaaegi,

kisi ki aankhon se peo,

khuda kasam umar saari nashe mein guzar jaaegi.

136 Aapki yaad aai,

kalam uthaai aapki tasveer banaai.

Sochaa tha tasveer ko seene se lagaa kar rakhenge

per woh to bachchon ko daraane ke kaam aai.

137 Hum farz-e-dosti yun hi nibhaate rahenge,

waqt bewaqt yun hi sataate rahenge,

dua kariye ki umar bahut lambi ho hamaari,

nahin to yaad ban ke aapko rulate rahenge.

138 Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,

sitaaron ne aasmaan se salaam bheja hai,

mubaarak ho aapko Nav Varsh

Hamne advance mein yeh paigaam bheja hai!!

139 Mujhe dard-e-ishq ka mazaa maloom hai.

dard-e-dil ki intehaa maloom hai,

mujhe muskuraane ki dua na do yaaro,

mujhe pal bhar muskuraane ki sazaa maloom hai.

140 Ishq dariya hai jiska saahil nahi hota,

har dil mohabbat ke kaabil nahi hota,

rota woh bhi hai jo dooba ishq ke saagar mein,

aur rota woh bhi hai jise ishq haasil nahi hota.

141 Bete hue lamho ko jab bhi yaad kiya humne,

gardish-e-waqt ko ru-ba-ru har baar kiya humne,

ek zakhm ubharta hai is dil mein,

jab jaam ka honto se ehtraam kiya humne.

Dooor hokar bhi tum aa jaate ho nazar ke saamne,

in palko ko jab bhi sangsaar kiya humne,

ae dost hum bhi ho chuke is ishq mein ghaayal,

aur apni zindagi ko barbaad kiya humne..

142 Andaaz-e-beaan haalaat ka koi aap se seekhe,

kaise karein jazbaat beaan koi aap se seekhe,

hum to yun hi uljhe hain apne khayaalaaton mein,

kaise kehte hain din ko raat koi aap se seekhe.

143 Tajjub hua mujhe padhe jab aapke alfaaz,

naacheez ko diya aapne izzat ka jahaaz,

seekha jinse humne saaz pakadna,

wahi kehte hain aaj kya hoti hai aawaaz.

144 Shaam-e-samandar, gham-e-vasl aur tanhaai,

dil ko teri yaad aa na jaaye..

Ret par reh na jaaye koi baaki nishaa,

chaand mein teri surat nazar aa na jaaye..

Giraft-e-bekhudi se hi kaayam hai maikadaa saare,

diljalo ki basti mein dilnasheen aa na jaaye..

Haayat ki ungaliyon par naachte hain hum,

guroor-e-naseeb zehen mein ab aa na jaaye..

145 Mithaa intezaar te intezaar naalon yaar mithaa,

mithaa pyaar te pyaar naalon mithi saadi yaari,

es ton mithaa kuch ni milnaa,

lab le tu duniyaa saari.

146 Swere thwadi yaad aai te thwanu miss kita,

dine yaad aai te hor v miss kita,

jad raati yaad aai phir miss kita,

te jad jaan te ban aai te sms kita.

147 Bahn phad ke rok laende taenu,

je chaldaa saada zor hunda,

asin tere pichche kyon rulde,

je tere warga koi hor hunda.

148 Husband returns home after drinking 'n says 2 wife :

Darling, aaj kuch aisi baat karo ke mere kadam zameen pe na tiken...

Wife: VE MOYAA....... FAANSI LAA LE

149 Ohnaa ne jagah jagah te naake laaye hoye ne,

Saare pange V tere hi paaye hoye ne,

2-4 Din gharon baahar na jaavin,

Baahar kutte fadan waale aaye hoye ne.

150 Wife: Tussi mainu kinna pyaar karde ho?

Pati: Shah Jahaan jinna.

Wife: Tussi V mere maran to baad Taj banaaoge?

Pati: Main ta kado da Agre plot lae ke baithaa haan..

teri hi der hai.

151 Hass hass ke katni zindagi yaaraan de naal,

dil la ke rakhna bahaaraan de naal,

ki hoyeaa je asi sohne nahi..

saadi yaari sohne yaar de naal.....!!

152 Makki di roti, nimbu da achaar,

suraj diyaan kirna, khushiyaan di bahaar,

chaand di chandni, te apneyan da pyaar,

Mubaarak hove ek Lohri da tyohaar.

153 Sunder mundriye,

HO..

Tera kaun vichaara,

HO..

Dulha bhatti wala,

HO..

Dulhe ne dhee vehaai,

HO..

Sadh shakkar paai,

HO..

Bas-bas

eh fad 10 rupe te agge vadh.

HAPPY LOHRI

154 Mungfli di khushbu te gur di mithaas,

makki de roti te sarson da saag,

dil di khushi te apneyaan da pyaar,

Mubaarak hove tuhaanu eh Lohri da tyohaar!!!

*HAPPY LOHRI*

155 Makki de roti te sarson da saag,

nachde ne saare te vich baldi aag,

dhol di awaaj te nachdi mutiyaar,

Mubaarak hove sarkaar Lohri da tyohaar.

HAPPY LOHRI!!

156 Hath wich mungfli,

muh wich reodi,

la ke ghut thodi thodi,

fer bolo.....

HAPPY LOHRI

157 Ki kariye lokkan da,

har gal nu lok jhamela kehnde ne,

je sms na kariye taan kanjoos,

te je kariye taa vehla kehnde ne.....

158 How a romantic jatt will propose a girl?????

Teri boothi local bus wargi, mera ticket kataaun nu jee kardaa,

teri tor ni sohniye meri majh vargi, mera sangal paun nu jee kardaa.

159 Boy: Main keha sohneyo, jutti te badi sohni paai hoi hai.

Girl: Utaaroon kya?

Boy: Main keha pajaami te hor v sohni hai.....

160 Karwaa chauth di sawer wife uth ke sargi karan laggi.

Husband: Eh sawere-sawere ki rolla paaya hai?

Wife: Sutta reh kanjaraa, tera hi seaapaa karan laggi haan.

161 Tussi hasde ho saanu hasaan waaste,

tussi ronde ho saanu rulaan waaste,

tussi ik vaari russ ke te vekho sohniye,

assi mar jaavaange taenu manaan vaaste.....

162 Lady to punjab police-

Ji mere pati 5 din pehle gobhi laane gaye the,

abhi tak waapis nahi aaye.

Punjab Police Inspector-

Te hor koi sabzi bana lo.....

163 Wife: Kaash tussi sms hunde,

main zindagi bhar save kar ke rakhdi.

Husband: Kaash tussi v ringtone hunde,

main jado chaahe change kar sakdaa!!!!!

164 Sardaar apni beti ke liye 24 saal ka ladka dekhne Delhi gayaa.

Wahaan se biwi ko ph. karta hai:

"Oh bai toni di mummy,

24 da te koi ni milyeaa,

12-12 de hi do labh laan."

165 Ek raja apne kutte nu bahut pyaar karda c,

par kutte ne wazir nu wad ditta,

wazir ne raje nu kutte nu sazaa den lai keha

par raja ta kutte nu bahut pyaar karda c,

usne wazir nu keha ki

tu hi es nu saza de par

ohi saza main tainu dawaanga.

Wazir ne kutte nu ki saza ditti ki kutta mar gaya

par wazir fer v bach gaya..??

ANSWER: Wazir ne kutte

di poonch wich agg laa ditti.

166 Chota sardaar: Mummy, kal raati jado main

bathroom da darwaaja kholeyaa te light aape hi jag pai.

Mummy: Oye Khoteyaa, tu fer fridge wich susu kar ditta..

167 Santa to Doctor:

Mainu ik problem hai,

gall karde hoe mainu aadmi dikhaai ni sujhdaa.

Doctor: Aisa kab-kab hota hai?

Santa: Phone karte waqt.....

168 Do bhoot galaan kar rahe si.

Pehla bhoot: Yaar tu kadi sardaar dekhe ne?

Doosra bhoot: Sardaar-sardoor kuch ni hunde,

sab mann da vehm hai, dari na.

169 What has technology done?

Ik time siga, kukkad baang de ke jagaande si.....

ik aj da time hai,

asi kukkaddaan nu message bhej ke jagaa rahe haan.....

170 Ik baar ik banda gwaandiyaan de ghar manja laen lai gayaa,

gwaandi kehnda: Yaar saade ghar 2 hi manje ne

ik te main te mera baapu te

dooje te meri vohti te meri maa sonde ne.

Banda: Kanjaraa..manja nahi dena na deo

par soya te tareeke naal karo.

171 Dad: Beta, is baar 80% number leyaane aa tu paperaan ch.

Pappu: Don't worry dad, main 100% leaanwaagaa.

Dad: Kanjaraa, mazaak kardaa hai mere naal?

Pappu: Pehla mazaak kehde kanjar ne shuru kita si..

172 Sardaar: Oye banta, yeh roasted chicken

taa waise bada tasty hai,

par thoda ajeeb sa kyon lag rahaa hai?

Banto: Thoda jal gayaa sa ji,

is lai dettol lagaa ditti.

173 Its easy to die for a friend but

difficult to find a friend worth dying for..

Now that i have found you,

meri taa jaan nu seaapaa pe gayaa na.

174 A sardaar prays daily for two hours:

Hey Waheguru, meri lottery lagaa davo.

After 11 years Waheguru angrily appears and says:

Oye Khoteyaa, ik vaari ticket taan lae..

175 Dukh dil ch lako ke,

hanjoo naina ch pro ke,

tere aan di udeek aisi layi baithe haan,

kar tu yakeen saanu bhul jaan waaliye,

asi tere pichche duniya bhulaai baithe haan.

176 Laggi ik bimaari nu mudtaan beet gaiyaan,

dil te chaldi aari nu mudtaan beet gaiyaan,

ki samjhaavaan bebas apne naina nu,

ik dekhi shakl pyaari nu mudtaan beet gaiyaan.

177 Santa: Yaar main tainu kinni baar ph. kitta,

par tu phone hi nahi chukeyaa..?

Banta: Kyon chukaan, jehdaa main apne cell wich

30 Rs. de ke gaana lagwaayea hai

ohnu fer kaun sunega?????

178 Teacher: Oxygen ki khoj 1858 wich hoi.

Sardaar: Thank GOD, mera janm us ton pehla nahi hoyea,

nahi te main ghut-ghut ke mar jaata.

179 Sardaar (ladki ko chedte hue):

Hor sohneyo, ki haal aa..??

Ladki (Gusse mein)

Jo teri bhen da.

Sardaar: Woh to pregnant hai..

180 Yaara, yaari da maan rakhi,

dimaag ch nahi, meri aapne dil ch pehchaan rakhi,

main v manga dua eh hi rab kolo,

mere yaar nu har dukh to anjaan rakhi..

181 Jeeto: Kyon ji, tussi gaddi di speed kyon badhaa ditti..?

Santa: Break fail ho gayaa hai,

accident hon to pehlaan hi aapaa ghar pahunchna hai..

182 Banta and his wife waiting for the train..

itne mein Punjab Mail aayi.

Banta bhaag kar train mein chadtaa hai and says to her wife

Jab Punjab Female aaye tab tu bhi aa jaana.

183 Arz kitta hai..

mathe te lahu.. sir te ret..

WAAH!!

Gaur karnaa..

mathe te lahu.. sir te ret..

kyonki..

Sajnaa ne phull maareyaa..

GAMLE SAMET..

WAAH!! WAAH!!

184 Ki hoya je lag gayi usnu mehndi,

aapaan v sehra sajaawaange,

saanu pata si oh saade naseeb wich nahi,

hun usdi choti behen fasaawaange.

185 Aap kaise hain,

main yahaan kushal mangal se hun,

ab aapki tabeeyat kaisi hai,

gaaon mein barsaat hui ki nahi,

aur maaji babuji kaise hain,

gudiya ki padhaai ke liye paise ka intezaam hua?

bahu se kehna sabhi ka khayaal rakhe.

abhi zameen ka batwaaraa hua ke nahi.

kajaariya gaai kaisi hai?

chaupaal par kusroo chacha ko mera jai raam kehna.

bitiya ki shaadi ke liye paise jodna shuru kar do,

ab sayaani ho gayi hai.

tumhaaraa dooor ka paas waala dadu.

Jawaab dena.

186 Be-rokke aaunde hawa de bulle ne,

teri udeek wich palkaan de boohe vi khulle ne,

paer saambh-saambh ke rakhin kitte phij na jaan,

thaan-thaan te mere hanju dulle ne.

187 Bukkaan wich nahi paani rehnde,

jadon baddal meeh varsaaunde ne,

aksar bhul jaaunde ne oh,

jehre bahuta pyaar jataaunde ne.

188 Birds + sky = lovely day

Forest + Animal = nature's gifts

Stars + Night = romantic night

You + Your Smile = Hai rabba..tussi v na bas, daraa hi dende ho.

189 Kuri waaleyan ne munde nu puchheya:

Tu non-veg khaa laenda..?

Munda: Haanji.

Sharaab..?

Haanji.

Smac..?

Haanji.

Jua..?

Haanji.

Sab kuch negative hi hai ki kuch positive vi hai..?

Munda: Haanji, HIV..

190 Ik munda ik kudi de piche kaafi der ton jaa reha c.

Kudi: Ve taenu samajh nahi aaundi,

teri maut hai ajj taenu bula rahi,

taenu darr nahi lagda,

meri bebe v piche-piche hai aa rahi.

Munda: Asin aashiq haan khaandaani,

saade bajurg v apna farz nibha rahe ne,

oh vekh teri bebe de piche,

saade bapu ji v aa rahe ne..

191 Happiness is a perfume..

You cannot spread on others

without getting a few drops on yourself..

So be Happy to make others Happy..

192 Naalaayaki ki 3 Nishaaniyan:

1. Hamesha free SMS padhte rehna.

2. Mobile incoming per lambi baat karna.

3. Neeche mat padhna.

Jo baat manaa karo wahi karna.

193 Vishwaas ban kar ke log zindagi mein aate hain,

khwaab banke aankhon mein samaa jaate hain,

pehle to yeh yakeen dilaate hain ke woh humaare hain,

fir na jaane kyon tanha chhod jaate hain.

194 Chemical Joke:

All electrons were having party.

Suddenly protons attacked them.

A hero comes and saves them.

They asked who are you?

He said: I am Bond..Covalent Bond..

195 Never cry for anyone in life

because for the one whom you cry,

doesn't deserve your tears &

the one who deserves it,

will never let you cry.

196 If i love myself

despite my infinite faults,

how can i hate anyone

at the glimpse of few faults..?

197 In life there are Five Things

you should not lose:

1. Character

2. Self-Respect

3. Hope

4. Heart

5.

and..

?????

Well, you know my name.

198 Two Great Facts in this World:

Fact 1: You cannot touch your lower lip with your tongue.

Fact 2: After reading fact 1, many idiots would try it.

199 Munna Bhai: Agar bina daanto waala kutta kaat le

to kya karne ka..?

Circuit: Bole to..bina sui ke 14 injection lene ka bhai.

200 Do you know the meaning of DAIRYMILK..?

Darling Always I Remember You,

Meet Immediately for a Long Kiss.

That's why girls ask for DAIRYMILK..

201 Birds that live in a lake will fly away

when the lake dries up.

But the lotus that grows in the same lake

will die with the lake.

That's the commitment in true friendship.

202 Hands in Hands, walk an extra mile,

Remember on this earth we are for a while,

Smile n make everyone Smile,

because tht's the wayto live the life in Style..

203 Friendship is like a violin,

music may stop now and then,

but strings are attached forever!

Likewise you may be in touch or not,

but you are always remembered.

204 Friendship is a language spoken by heart..

not written on a paper,

not given by pledge.

It is a promise renewed everytime

we keep in touch..

205 Chupke se chaand ki roshni aapki ho jaaye,

dheere se hawa aapko kuch keh jaaye,

dil se jise chaahte ho us-se maang lo,

Khuda se hum dua karenge woh aapka ho jaaye.

206 Dil ki mehfil mein ujaala kijiye,

roz pyaar bhare message kiya kijiye,

zindagi khoobsurat ban jaayegi dear..

apno ke liye thoda waqt nikaala kijiye.

207 Rishton ki dori kamzor hoti hai,

aankhon ki baatein dil ki chor hoti hain,

Khuda ne jab bhi poocha dosti ka matlab

humaari ungli aapki aur hoti hai.

208 Woh na aaye,

par unki yaad aa ke wafaa kar gayi..

Rahi tamanna har waqt milne ki,

mera aman-sukoon tabaah kar gayi..

Darr pe aahat suni bahut baar,

humne socha,

asar dua kar gayi..

Jab darwaazaa khola to koi na tha,

mazaak humaare saath hawaa kar gayi..

209 Taqdeer ne chaaha, taqdeer ne banaaya,

taqdeer ne humko tumse milaaya,

khushnaseeb the hum ya woh pal

jab tum sa anmol dost is zindagi mein aaya..

210 Aansuon mein na dhoondo humein,

dil mein bas jaayenge hum,

tamanna ho agar milne ki to

band aankhon mein bhi nazar aayenge hum.

211 Hum se dooor rehne waale,

hum tera intezaar karte hain,

tujhe paana to ik khwaab hai,

yeh jaante hue bhi hum

tujhi se pyaar karte hain..

212 Guzraa waqt jab bhi dil ki daastaan sunaayega,

tumko bhi ik shaks yaad aayega,

gaur se dekhna zindagi ke panno ko

kahin na kahin to humaara naam bhi nazar aayega..

213 Unki gali se mera janaaza nikla,

woh na nikle jinke liye janaaza nikla,

woh nikle to mere dost seeti bajaane lage,

rakh ke mera janaaza sab usse pataane lage..

214 Miss me or Hate me

Both are in my favour.

If you miss me,

i will always be in your heart.

If you hate me,

i will always be in ur mind.

215 Afgaani: Humaare registaan mein khush-aam-deed bolo

to waapis aawaaz aati hai..

amid..amid..

Himaachali: Humaare pahaadon mein i love you bolo

to waapis aawaaz aati hai..

love you..love you..

Punjabi: Oye es wich kehdi gall hai,

saade pind di gali wich aawaaz maaro teri maa di

te waapas aawaaz aaundi hai..

teri behen di..

216 Aaj deedaar, kal yaar,

parso pyaar, fir ikraar,

fir intezaar, fir takraar,

fir daraar, saari mehnat bekaar aur

at last ek aur DEVDAS in the beer-bar..

Good Night Yaar!!

217 O friend ji..tussi mithaa aam ho,

coca-cola da jaam ho,

sir dard ka baam ho,

saaraa kuch theek hai,

bas SMS nahi karde,

bas es waaste badnaam ho..

218 Mistakes are embarrasing when they happen..

But years later,

you have a collection of mistakes,

called Experience,

which leads you to Success!!

219 Hum dosti poori nibhana jaante hain,

zakhm tumhaare kitne bhi gehre hon,

hum davaa lagaana jaante hain,

humein bhoolne ki koshish na karna ae dost,

hum galaa dabaana bhi jaante hain.

220 If someone argues or makes fun of you,

Don't Mind it,

because it is the law of nature

that the tree which bears the sweetest fruits

gets the maximum number of stones.

221 Subha-shaam tumhaari yaad aati hai,

saari raat jagaati hai,

karne ko to kar lein SMS tumhein,

par customer care ki ek ladki hai jo

baar-baar balance low bataati hai..

222 Jo dost paas na hon,

woh dil ke kareeb hote hain.

Jinke paas dost na hon,

woh gareeb hote hain.

Jinke dost aap jaise hon,

woh khushnaseeb hote hain.

223 Jabse aapko jaana hai..

jabse aapko paaya hai..

har dua mein meri aapka naam aaya hai.

Dil karta hai poochu us Rabb se

ki Tune itna pyaara dost

kya sirf mere liye banaaya hai..

224 Har nazar ko ik nigaah ka haq hai,

har rooh ko ik aah ka haq hai,

hum bhi dil lekar aaye hain,

humein bhi ik gunaah ka haq hai..

225 Khuli jo aankhein to manzar ajeeb tha,

dard tha magar woh dil ke kareeb tha,

jinhe hum dhoondte the aathon ki lakiron mein,

woh to kisi aur ka naseeb tha..

226 Couple in theatre:

Husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhaari aatma se pyaar hai,

tumhaara jism to main kutton ko daal dun!!

Sardaar sitting on back seat: BHOW BHOW..BHOW BHOW..

227 Tu nahi to zindagi mein kya reh jaayega,

dooor tak tanhaayion ka silsila reh jaayega,

har kadam par saath chalna yaar,

warna tera yeh dost tanha reh jaayega.

228 Aankhon mein armaan diya karte hain,

hum logo ki neende chura liya karte hain,

ab se jab-jab aapki palkein jhukengi,

samajh lena hum tab-tab tumhe yaad kiya karte hain..

229 I may not be the most important person in your life..

but i am just sure that

one day when you hear my name

you would just smile n say,

"Hey, that's my friend.."

230 If i was a painter- you would be my Painting..

If i was an author- you would be my Story..

If i was a poet- you would be my Poem..

But unfortunately, i am a cartoonist.

231 Trust GOD, HE knows your future.

HE may not reveal it to you but

HE will walk with you as the future unfolds.

Don't trust the stars,

trust the ONE who made them.

232 Chale gaye hain dooor kuch pal ke liye,

magar aapke dil ke kareeb hain har pal ke liye,

kaise bhulaayenge aapko ek bhi pal ke liye,

jab ho chuki hai dosti har pal ke liye.

233 When you like someone deeply,

misunderstandings may arise..

but don't feel bad for it because

some misunderstandings are needed

for better understanding..

234 Night has ended for another day,

moening has come in a special way.

May you Smile like the sunny rays and

leaves your worries at the blue-blue bay..

235 You are walking on a long weak bridge,

it's really scary and you are afraid.

You saw me & asked my help.

But i said i am sorry, i can't.

You never realised i am busy

holding that bridge for you..

236 Jab paas ho tab khaas ho,

jab dooor ho tab ehsaas ho,

ankahee si aas ho,

jo na mite woh pyaas ho,

ab aur main kya kahun,

tum dil ke kitne paas ho..

237 Badalna nahi aata humein mausam ki tarah,

har rut mein unka intezaar karte hain..

na samet sakenge qayaamat tak,

itna unse hum pyaar karte hain..

238 Ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyaar kyun hai,

inkaar karne par chaahat ka ikraar kyun hai,

use paana nahi meri taqdeer shaayad,

phir har mod pe usi ka intezaar kyun hai..?

239 Khoobiyaan itni to nahi hum mein,

ki kisi ke dil mein hum ghar banaa paayenge..

par bhoolna bhi aasaan na hoga humein,

aise pal zaroor de jaayenge..

240 Khirki khuli, zulfein udi,

socha husn-e-yaar ka deedaar tha.

Par zulfein hati, to manzar kuch aur tha,

kyonki woh to nahaaya hua sardaar tha..

241 Karni hai Khuda se guzaarish,

ki teri dosti ke siwa koi bandgi na mile,

har janam mein tere jaisa dost mile

ya fir kabhi zindagi na mile..

242 Friends are like street lights along the road.

They don't make the distance any shorter,

but they light up the path &

make the journey worthwhile!!

243 The happiest people

don't have everything in life..

They just make the best of everything

that life brings their way..

244 Marrying twice is right choice.

Explaining reason for having two wives,

"Monopoly is always demanding &

Competition improves service.."

245 Rishton ki ehmiyat bataate hain faasle,

par thoda tadpaate hain faasle,

bas itna samajh lijiye..

ki zindagi mein pyaar ka ehsaas dilaate hain faasle.

246 Easiest ways to die:

1. Have a cigar daily - You will die 10 years early.

2. Have drinks daily - You will die 30 years early.

3. Love someone truly - You will die daily.

247 Yun to sadmo mein bhi hans lete the hum,

phir aaj kyun bewajah rone lage hain hum,

barson se hatheli khaali rahi humaari,

phir aaj kyon lagta hai ki sab khone lage hain hum..

248 Mohabbat mein laakhon zakhm khaae hain humne,

afsos unhe hum par aitbaar nahi,

mat poocho kya guzarti hai dil par

jab woh kehte hain humein tumse pyaar nahi.

249 Phulon ki mehek churaai nahi jaati,

suraj ki kirne chupaai nahi jaati,

kitni bhi soni ho apni girlfriend..

par dusre ki girlfriend bhulaai nahi jaati.

250 A boy goes to see a cabare dance.

His mother gets angry and asks him,

"Did you see anything there that

you were not supposed to see..?"

Boy: Yes, i saw dad.

251 Smile in pleasure, Smile in pain,

Smile when trouble spours like rain,

Smile when someone hurt you,

Smile because someone miss you.

252 Meri prem kahaani ka,

kya ajeeb ending tha..

Izhaar-e-Mohabbat kiya tha maine SMS se,

jo uski shaadi tak pending tha..

253 Aapki yaad mein tadap ke mar jaayenge,

mar gaye to aapka naam likh jaayenge,

Rabb ko rishwat de kar aapko bhi bulaayenge..

aur fir saath baith kar kurkure khaayenge!!

254 Tum achche, imaandaar, sanskaarwaan,

sunder, sushil, sabhya, dimaagdaar

logon se dooor rehna,

warna woh bhi bigad jaayenge.

255 Bichadte hue yaad de jaayenge,

khud sone se pehle tumko ek khwaab de jaayenge,

tumhe gila hai ki hum jawaab nahi dete..

saanson ke rukne se pehle har jawaab de jaayenge.

256 Khush rahe ya bahut udaas rahe,

zindagi tere aas-paas rahe..

kabhi sunhere khwaab ki tarah milna,

khili hui dhoop mein barsaat ki tarah milna..

257 Some joys are better expressed in silence

like a Smile holds more meaning than a laughter.

Once i asked myself,

"Did i enjoy meeting you in my life..?"

i just smiled.

258 Its nice feeling when you know that

someone loves you,

someone misses you,

someone needs you,

but it feels much better

when you know that

someone never forgets you.

259 Memories play a very confusing role..

They make you laugh when you remember

the time you cried together.

But make you cry when you remember

the time you laughed together.

260 Kuch pal hote hain kuch pal ke liye,

jee lein inhe har pal ke liye,

yeh waqt to ret ki tarah fisal jaayega,

de jaayega yaadein zindagi bhar ke liye..

261 Hasi ke raste per chala karo,

khushiyon ki mehek liya karo,

pyaar se dilon ko chuaa karo,

jab aapka dil udaas ho..

to is naacheez ko yaad kiya karo.

262 Silence is the best way to avoid many problems..

Smile is a powerful tool to solve many problems..

So have a Silent Smile Always!!

263 Dard hota hai duniya ko dikhaane ke liye,

har koi rota nahi aansu bahaane ke liye,

roothne ka mazaa tab aataa hai..

jab aap jaisa dost ho manaane ke liye.

264 Koi dooor ho kitna hi, kya gham hai..?

Magar woh apna hai, yeh kya kam hai..?

Chaahe na ho baat, na ho mulaaqat, kya gham hai..?

Yaad humein woh kar lein ek baar, yeh kya kam hai..?

265 Alvida keh kar jab koi aankho se dooor hota hai,

aankhein dekhti rehti hain magar dil majboor hota hai,

koi kahe na kahe zubaan se..

magar dil mein dard zaroor hota hai.

266 True bravery is to arrive home..

Fully Drunk..

A late Night Out..&

and..and..

Mom waiting with Jhaadu and u ask,

"Hey Mom, abhi tak safaai kar rahi ho..?"

267 Jab laila ko karna tha impress

to majnu ne khaai minto fresh..

Jab majnu ko karna ho impress

to laila ko utaarni hogi poori dress..

268 Relation means:

To Help Without Hesitation..

To Give Without Expectation..

To Love Without Limitation..&

To Remember even Without Communication..

269 Phool ban kar kya jeena..

ek din murjhaa jaaoge aur

dafnaa diye jaaoge.

Jeena hai to pathar ban ke jeeyo..

kabhi taraashe gaye to Khuda kehlaaoge.

270 Saying goodnight is

not just putting an end to a day.

It's a way of saying that

remember you before i go to sleep.

Hope you can feel the care that goes with it.

271 Babuji ne kaha ghar chhod do..

Maa ne kaha paaro ko chhod do..

Paro ne kaha daaru chhod do..

magar aapko kis kanjar ne kaha,

ki humein SMS karna chhod do.

272 43200 minutes 2592000 seconds are left.

A VERY-VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR..

Dekhi saadi yaari..

30 din pehlaan hi wish kar taa!!

273 You are strong as RUM..

Fine as WINE..

Cool as BEER..

Classic as WHISKY..

as Sophisticated as VODKA..

in short..

i am totally TUNN in your friendship.

274 Patient to Doctor:

Aapne nurse bahut achchi rakhi hai,

uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gayaa.

Doctor: Jaanta hun..

thappad ki aawaaz mujhe bhi sunaai di thi..

275 10 people beating a sardaar,

but he was laughing..

A man asked,

"Why are you laughing?"

Sardaar: Main Joginder hun,

yeh log mujhe Parminder samajh ke maar rahe hain!!

276 A innocent Dhamki:

As the thief was leaving the house,

the kid woke up and said,

"Mera school bag bhi le kar jaao..

warna main mummy ko uthaa doonga."

277 Never say thanks to someone who loves you,

Never say bye to someone who really needs you,

Never blame a person who really trusts you, &

Never forget a person who always remembers you..

278 Kasoor na unka hai na mera,

hum dono hi rasme nibhaate rahe,

woh dosti ka ehsaas dilaate rahe,

aur hum mohabbat chupaate rahe..

279 Closeness resides in heart.

So no matter how busy we are or

how far we are,

you are always remembered and

cared forever!!

280 Har dil mein dard chupa hota hai,

bayaan karne ka andaaz juda hota hai,

kuch ashqon mein dard ko baha dete hain..

aur kisi ki hansi mein bhi dard chupa hota hai.

281 Hi! Can you do me a favour please,

if you are not busy,

if you don't mind,

if it doesn't take much of your time, and

if you can do it for me,

can you..

SMILE Please..?

282 Rich in good luck..it's you.

Rich in good eyes..it's you.

Rich in good smile..it's you.

Rich by heart..it's you.

Rich in good friend.

Wait a minute..

it's me coz

i have you!

283 PYAR means:

P - Phone karna

Y - Yaad karna

A - Aazaadi khona

R - Rote rehna ki phone kab aayega.

284 Whenever i sit alone,

i just look at my hands and

see the criss-cross lines and

wonder which special line made me so lucky

to have a friend like you!

285 SMILE

S: Sets you free

M: Makes you special

I: Increases your face value

L: Lifts up your spirits

E: Erases all your tensions

So, please keep Smiling!!

286 Always make your absence felt,

in such a way that somebody misses you,

but don't let your absence be so long

that somebody starts learning to live without you..

287 Santa first time travelling in plane.

Plane began to run on run-way.

Santa got angry and said,

"Saalio, jahaaz ta agge hi char ghante late aa,

te tussi sadko-sadki paa liya."

288 If you have a heart

obey your mind

you can win the whole world.

If you have a mind that

obey your heart

you can win the love of so many hearts.

289 Love letter from Punjaban to Punjabi:

O mere dil de chaen, tere pichhe kutte paen.

Tu luteya mere dil da chaen, Rabb kare taenu keere paen.

Tere nain bade nashile, jiven jhaaru de teele.

Tu mere dil vich eddan vasea, jiven chikkad vich saand faseya.

Jaane-jigar jaane-tamanna, edhar aa teriyan lattan phanna.

290 Phool ban-kar muskuraana zindagi hai,

muskura ke gham bhulana zindagi hai,

mil kar log khush hote hain to kya hua..

bina mile dosti nibhana zindagi hai.

291 Raj: Meet my wife Divya.

Sunil: Oh! i know her.

Raj: Know her..How?

Sunil: We'd been sleeping together.

Raj: What the hell..

Sunil: 10 years ago..in the history class.

292 Is duniya mein dost kam milenge,

is duniya mein gham hi gham milenge,

jis mod par duniya nazar pher legi..

us mod par tumko hum hi hum milenge.

293 I pray to GOD that

any person who tries to

screw your happiness,

may his ass begin to itch &

may his hand grow shorter that

he can't reach his ass to scratch it.

294 If lover is like moon then

friends are like stars and

have you noticed that

the sky can look beautiful

without moon but

not without stars..

295 Milne ki khushi na bichadne ka gham,

na nigaahon mein aansoo, na udaas hain hum.

Kaise kahe ki kaise hain hum,

bas itna jaan lo ki

tum bin bahut akele hain hum.

296 To be a Good Professional

always start to study late for the exams because

it teaches how to manage Time and

tackle Emergencies..

297 Smile is a language of love

Smile is a way to get success

Smile is to win hearts

Smile improves your personality

So brush regularly..

298 Kuch unki adaaon ne loota, kuch unki inaayat maar gayi..

Hum raaz-e-mohabbat keh bhi na paaye, chup rehne ki aadat maar gayi..

Dil ne kiya majboor kai baar milne ko, jee bhar ke unko dekha na gaya,

nigaahon ki sharaafat maar gayi..

Dono ko hi hai shikaayat, ilzaam lagaayein kis par,

kuch dil ne humein barbaad kiya, kuch humaari kismat maar gayi..

299 Aasmaan ke taare aksar poochte hain humse,

"Kya tumhe aaj bhi intezaar hai uske laut aane ka..?"

aur yeh dil muskura ke kehta hai,

"Mujhe to ab tak yakin nahi hua

uske chale jaane ka."

300 Har koi pyaar ke liye tadapta hai,

har koi pyaar ke liye rota hai,

ae dost yeh dosti sada kaayam rakhna..

kyonki pyaar to sabse zyaada dosti mein hi hota hai.

301 Kabhi tum bhi humse baat kiya karo,

milne ki fariyaad kar liya karo,

ek hum hain jo hamesha shuruwaat karte hain..

kabhi tum bhi humko humse pehle yad kar liya karo.

302 Nigaahein kisi se mila kar to dekho,

dil ki baat kisi ko bataa kar to dekho,

sab aayenge khud tumhaare paas..

lagaataar ek hafte tak nahaa kar to dekho.

303 I am going away from your life.

I won't come again.

Yes, i m going to pass away.

I don't know whether you would be happy or sad

after knowing all this news.

Yours knowingly,

2006

304 In life all failures are due to two reasons:

1. Actionless Thoughts, &

2. Thoughtless Actions

So one should take care of both

Thoughts n Actions..

305 Simta unka waqt kuch is kadar,

ki hum tamaam umar ik pal ki aarzoo mein dikhe..

chaahat thi rishi ko bas ik jhalak ki,

par kaafir ghar se burka kar nikle..

306 Ab dosto se kya asraar rishi,

jab dushmano par tamaam haqeeqat bayaan kar dee..

(asraar: secrets)

307 Jab rishi se mulaaqat hi na hui,

to guftgu kahan mumkin thi..

sach kehta hun dost,

zindagi khaamosh aur tanha thi.

308 Pyaar koi khel nahi jis mein jeet ya haar ho,

pyaar koi cheez bhi nahi jo har waqt tayyar ho,

pyaar woh hai jab pata ho kisi ne nahi aana,

phir bhi intezaar ho..

309 A rose is always a rose

whether in golden pot or dustbin.

Same way you are always my friend

whether you are in

central jail or mental hospital..

310 Who am i?

a step when you are stopped,

a touch when you are lost,

a word when you are quiet,

a smile when you are sad,

a shoulder when you cry, &

a friend who would be there always..

311 Aapko bhool jaaun naamumkin si baat hai,

aapko na ho yakeen yeh aur baat hai,

jab tak rahegi saans tab tak rahoge yaad..

yeh saans toot jaaye to aur baat hai.

312 Old age is when one starts

turning off lights

for economical

rather than

romantic reasons.

313 Father: What were the two hardest things

you learnt in the college..?

Son: Opening beer bottles with teeth &

lighting 10 cigarettes with onle one match stick..

314 How did Santa tried to kill a bird??

????

?????

He took it to the top of a building &

dropped it from there to die..

315 Hum dooor sahi..majboor sahi,

par yaad tumhaari aati hai,

tum saans wahaan par lete ho,

par badboo yahaan tak aati hai.

316 Chaand ko bhi akele mein sharam aati hogi,

baat kuch tumhaari bhi samajh mein aati hogi,

jab bhi zikr hota hoga smart logon ka..

tumhe bhi meri yaad aati hogi.

317 In a bathroom,

a boy touches a girl everywhere.

You know who is that boy..?

He is Lifeboy!!

318 Birth is the start of life.

Beauty is the art of life.

Mystery & risk are part of life.

But friends like you are

the Heart of Life!!

319 Kya hua..SMS factory mein hadtaal hai..?

Ya inbox kangaal hai..ya fir balance ka akaal hai..?

Agar nahi to kyon bura haal hai..

SMS karo tumhaar izzat ka sawaal hai.

320 Ishq mein ye anjaam paaya hai,

haath paer toote, muh se khoon aaya hai,

Hospital pahunche to nurso ne yeh farmaaya hai,

"Bahaaron phool barsaao kisi ka mehboob aaya hai.."

321 Ishq da jisnu khwaab aa jaanda hai,

samjho waqt kharaab aa jaanda hai,

mehboob aave ya na aave..

par taare ginan da hisaab aa jaanda hai.

322 Dil se tera khayaal na jaaye to kya karu,

tu hi bata tu yaad aaye to kya karu,

hasrat yeh hai ki ek nazar tujhe dekh loon..

magar kismat do lamhe na laaye to kya karu.

323 What you will do if one day

whole world will be on one side and

you on opposite..??

.....

?????

Just turn back and

you will be the leader of the whole world!!

324 Smile ever, udaas never!

Speak ever, gumsum never!

Share ever, chup never!

Care ever, bhoolna mujhe never

because hum hain Friends Forever!!

325 Woh mil jaate hain kahaani ban kar,

dil mein bas jaate hain nishaani ban kar,

jinhe hum rakhte hain apni aankho mein..

kyon nikal jaate hain woh paani ban kar.

326 Chaand adhura hai sitaaron ke bina,

gulshan adhura hai bahaaron ke bina,

samunder adhura hai kinaaron ke bina,

jeena adhura hai tum jaise yaaron ke bina..

327 Never ignore a person

who loves you,

cares for you,

n misses you

because one day

you will realise that

you have lost a Diamond

while collecting stones..

328 No me..No life..

Know me..Know life..

329 Bhoole se bhi aankhon mein aansu na lana,

zindagi mein sabko hasaana,

dushman ko bhi gale lagaana,

phir bhi koi gham aaye to

is number per phone lagaana..

330 Who is a dost..?

Dost woh jo bin bulaaye aaye,

bewajah sir khaae,

jeb khaali karwaaye,

kabhi sataaye,

kabhi hasaaye,

kabhi rulaaye,

magar hamesha saath nibhaaye.

331 Har roz hum nashe mein hote hain

aur shaam guzar jaati hai,

ek din aisa bhi aayega

jab shaam nashe mein hogi aur

hum guzar jaayenge..

332 Yamraaj ne ek ladke ki jaan le li to

Chitragupt ne poocha ki isko waqt se pehle kyon maara..

Yamraaj bole,

"Month end mein target jo poora karna hai.."

333 Main tumko chaand kehta magar

usme daag hai,

suraj kehta magar

usme aag hai,

socha tumko bandar keh du..

magar us kambakht mein bhi dimaag hai.

334 You are

-sweet like tom

-cute like jerry

-naughty like bugsbunny

-clever like aladin

-happening like ballu

-welders like mougli

Tussi to chalte-firte cartoon ho!!

335 Apne dimaag ko test karne ke liye

Cow ke saame sir karke khade ho jaao.

Agar woh dooor jaaye to samajh lena gobar hai,

agar paas aaye to bhoosa hai,

aur agar na dooor jaaye aur na paas aaye

to samajh lena khaali hai.

336 Never make the same mistake twice,

there are so many new ones to make..

Try a different mistake each day.

Enjoy each day!!

337 Sardaarji aapko logo ne kyon maara..?

Sardaar: Arrey yaar meri photo bus mein gir gayi thi.

Maine kaha, madam zaraa saree upar karna,

mujhe photo leni hai.

338 Hi..jaane-anjaane mein agar maine,

aapka dil dukhaaya ho ya kabhi tang kiya ho,

ya jo-jo bhi kiya ho, us-us ke liye,

aapse jo ho sake kar lo,

MAINE NAHI SUDHARNAA..!!

339 I wish you a:

Marvelous Monday

Tasty Tuesday

Wonderful Wednesday

Thankful Thursday

Friendly Friday

Successful Saturday

Have a VICTORIOUS WEEK!

340 If a cute girl tells you

that she's in love with you

do any of the three things:

1. Take her to an eye specialist

2. Take her to a mental hospital

3. Tell her that u r not me

341 10gm hansi

10gm pyaar

20gm sukh-dukh

5gm kasmein

50gm baatein

thodi takraar

thoda pyaar

swaad anusaar

Dish- “Friendship Forever” ho gai tayyar.

342 100gm mitti,

10gm kankad-pathar,

25 types ke keede-makode,

5gm makdee ke jaale,

50gm ghaas.....

Don't be surprised!

This is the CT scan report of your brain..

343 Five roses just for you

because you are a special person:

1st rose - for friendship

2nd rose - for trust

3rd rose - for wealth

4th rose - for happiness

and the last 5th kaan par lagaa lena.

344 Fir na simtegi agar dosti bikhar jaaegi,

zindagi zulf nahi jo fir se sanvar jaaegi,

jo khushi de tumhe thaam lo uska daaman,

zindagi ro ke nahi haske guzar jaayegi.

345 Nazar jhuki to paimaane bane,

sharaab bani to maikhaane bane,

koi na koi baat aap mein jaroor hai aisi,

yuhin to nahi pagalkhane bane.

346 Aisi bewafaai ki usne..

mohabbat bhi badnaam ho gayi,

apni mohabbat ki itni keemaat vasool ki usne...

ki humaari kabr bhi nilaam ho gayi.

347 A Sardaar made a call to airport and

asked how long is the journey

from Punjab to America..

Receptionist: One second, sir.....

Sardaar: Thank you.

348 If you read this message, you owe me a hug.

if you delete, you owe me a kiss.

if you save, you owe me a date.

if you reply, you owe me all, but

if you ignore, you are mine!!

349 Unki yaadon mein sab kuch bhulaaye baithe hain,

chiraag khushiyon ke bujhaae baithe hain,

hum to marenge unki baahon mein..

yeh bhi maut se shart lagaaye baithe hain.

350 May you experience

GOD's constant care and

feel HIS loving presence in your life,

today & always..

351 What do you call

an engineering student

giving viva..?

????

????

Think..Think..

??????????????

Bluff Master!!!!!

352 Friendship is not finding

gold or silver among the rocks of life..

it is accepting each other as coal

till diamonds are formed through time.

353 Wish you a very Happy X'mas!!

May GOD pours all the blessings

on you and

Santa fulfills all your wishes..

354 Kaaju, baadaam, akhrot, pista, kish-mish..

all dry fruits are tasty but

they are nothing in comparison to you..

Because abey KHAJOOR teri baat hi kuch aur hai!!

355 May your world be filled with

warmth and good chear

this holy season and throughout the year.

Wish your christmas to be filled

with peace and love..

Merry X'mas!!

356 Listen and Silent are two words

with the same letters and

are very important for

every relationship because

only a few people in this world can

listen to you when you are silent..

357 Every moment of your life is a picture

which you had never seen before and

which you will never see again.

So enjoy and live life and

make each moment beautiful.

358 Invite Jesus into the chemistry of life..

HE will dilute your sorrows,

evaporate your worries,

filter your mistakes and

leave you with crystals of happiness..

Merry X'mas..

359 Zamaane bhar ki baaton mein humein bhula na dena,

jab kabhi yaad aaye to zaraa muskura dena,

zinda rahe to milenge baar-baar dost..

nahi to har christmas mere naam ki candle jalaa lena.

360 I have already told Santa Claus

what i want for Christmas..

Best Friends!!

So, if a big old man comes and

tries to wrap you up,

please co-operate.

Merry X'mas!!

361 A Christmas candle is a lovely thing..

it makes no noise at all,

but slowly gives itself away.

While quite unselfish,

it grows small.

Merry X'mas!!

362 Special pleasures old and new,

special joy in all you do,

special happiness in store,

you are warmly wished all this and many more..

Merry X'mas!!

363 This Christmas may Santa fulfill

all your wishes and

light your life with glows and glitters.

Wishing you and your family a

Merry X'mas!!

364 Humse chupte kyon ho dost,

ek din hum andheron mein kho jaayenge,

ki maangoge duaaon mein khuda se..

aur hum sapno mein bhi na aayenge.

365 Jaane do is syaah raat ke aagosh mein,

rishi zindagi se ab aur koi aarzoo na rahi..

366 Two persons are drowning in a river.

One is whom you love and the other is who loves you.

Whom will you save and why..?

To love someone is a natural instinct.

To be loved by someone is luck.

To live with someone you love is achievement.

To live with someone who loves you is life!!

367 Do you know the worst thing in life..?

Somebody having tears in eyes because of you.

And the best thing in life..?

Somebody having tears in eyes for you.

368 Let the most beautiful dream come to you tonight!!

Let the sweetest person come in your dream tonight!!

But don't make it a habit because..

i am not free every night.

369 In order to get 100 out of 100 in appraisals

a boy requires 100% talent whereas

a girl requires only 4% talent and remaining is only

36-24-36.

370 Two men were watching bungee jumping.

First: Wanna try it..?

Second: No way, i was born because of broken rubber n

i don't wanna die because of it.

371 Bhool se agar bhool ho jaaye

to bhool smajhkar bhool jaana..

Bhulaana sirf bhool ko

bhoolkar bhi humein na bhool jaana..

372 It's the new year eve!

Time to cheer for the old year and

welcome the new..

i wish that it turns into a rocking,

sparkling and a happy year for you.

373 2006 sabse ho gaya hai dooor,

kya karein yahi hai kudrat ka dastur,

purani yaadein soch kar udaas na ho tum..

naya saal aaya hai..machaale DHOOM!!

374 -->H

--->A

---->P

----->P

------>Y

------->NEW

-------->YEAR

2

0

0

7

375 GOD's love has no limit.

GOD's grace has no measure.

GOD's power has no boundaries.

May you have GOD's

endless blessings today and forever.

Wish you a Happy New Year!!

376 Socha kisi apne se baat karein,

apne kisi khaas ko yaad karein,

kiya jo faislaa naye saal ki shubh-kaamnaayein dene ka,

dil ne kaha kyon na shuruwaat aapse karein..

Happy New Year!!

377 Faith makes all things possible.

Hope makes all things work.

Love makes all things beautiful.

May you have all the three in abundance this year!!

Happy New Year!!

378 Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new..

Lets cherish each moment it beholds..

Lets celebrate this blissful new year..

Happy New Year!!

379 May the spirit of this holiday season

fill your heart with love, peace and serenity.

Wishing you many blessings for the new year.

Have a great 2007 ahead!!

380 Naam: Don

Baap: Gangster

Pataa: 36 China Town

Thikaana: Chandni Bar

Dushman: Sarkar

Khoon: Ab Tak 56

New Year wish karo warna 57..

Happy New Year!!

381 Muskaan aapke chehre se kabhi jaaye na,

aansu aapki aankhon mein kabhi aaye na,

poora ho aapka har khwaab..

jo poora na ho woh khwaab kabhi aaye na.

Happy New Year!!

382 Wishing you 12 Moon of Happiness

52 Weeks of Fun,

365 Days of Success,

8760 Hours of Good Health,

525600 Minutes of Luck, &

31536000 Seconds of Joy..

Happy New Year!!

383 December 30..

December 31..

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11:59:58

11:59:59

01 January..Happy New Year!!

Don ko intezaar karne ki aadat nahi.

384 Chaand mein agar noor na hota,

tanha dil majboor na hota,

hum aapko khud Happy New Year wish karne aate..

agar aapka ghar itni dooor na hota.

Happy New Year!!

385 Wishing you and your family

New Year 2007 full of joy,

happiness, health, wealth,

peace, prosperity, name, fame,

success and longevity!!

Happy New Year!!

386 As this is the begining of new year,

i want to think of special people who

touched my life with their concern &

made my life more meaningful.

You are one of them dear.

387 Har laal rang RED nahi hota,

har murda DEAD nahi hota,

kaise kahu par sach hai..

har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahi hota.

M: Mera, A: Achcha, D: Dost

388 Years come and go but

this year i specially wish for you

a double dose of health n happiness

topped with loads of good fortune.

Have a great year ahead..

Happy New Year!!

389 Before the sunset,

before the network got jammed,

before you are in a vibratig mood

on the last day of year 2006

i wish you a happy & prosperous new year &

try to walk as per GOD's wish..

390 Relation doesn't get closer by meetings but

it is sweetened by THOUGHTS.

i care for you in my own strange ways,

you will never know..

perhaps i will never show.

391 May this new year bring you n your family

treasures of health, wealth, prosperity &

ever lasting happiness.

May all your wishes come true!

Happy New Year!!

392 Maamu, aaj se ek din baad

naya saal aayega.

Bapu ne bola hai ki

31st ko network jaam hoga.

Toh, apun aaj hi

vinamrata se wish karela hai.

Bole toh..

Happy New Year!!

393 Duniya mein sirf 7 cheez famous hai,

bole to 7 wonders:

1. Apun

2. Apun ka dil

3. Apun ka style

4. Apun ka smile

5. Apun ka mobile

6. Apun ka sms

7. Aur apun ka dost

Bole to TUM!!

394 Be strong enough to sccept the challenges of life.

Never ask GOD, why me..

instead say try me.

That's the spirit of life,

celebrate it!

Happy New Year!!

395 Once the sun winks at you this morning,

hope your day was quite all right &

now i bid you a lovely good morning &

a Happy New Year..

396 i knocked at the heavens door today.

GOD asked why i was there.

I replied: Please love, protect & bless

the one reading this sms.

GOD smiled & said: I already did!

Wishing you & your family

a Happy & Prosperous New Year!!

Wishing you all blessings of life!

397 Whatever is beautiful..

whatever is meaningful..

whatever gives you happiness..

May all that be yours - today, tomorrow & forever!

Happy New Year!!

398 Tumse dooor jaane ka iraada na tha,

par saath rehne ka bhi waada na tha,

tum yaad na karoge yeh jaante the hum..

par itni jaldi bhool jaaoge yeh andaaza na tha.

399 Jaane kya zamaana mujhse chaahta hai,

mera dil tod kar mujhe hasaana chaahta hai,

jaane kya baat jhalakti hai mere chehre se..

har shaks mujhe aazmaana chaahta hai.

400 Tamanna karo jin bahaaron ki

woh bahaar aapke kadmo mein ho..

Khuda aapko woh haqeeqat mein de

jo soch aapke sapne mein ho..

401 Kya zindagi hui, kya kahein..

main mae se aur mae mujhse

apna kaar-o-baar poochte hain.

(mae - sharaab)

402 Kabhi mir toh kabhi ghaalib keh kar pukaara,

waah ri duniya toone mujhe naam ki chaahat mein duba kar maara..

kabhi peeth mein dhoke se to kabhi andhere mein,

waah ri duniya na kabhi toone saamne se maara..

kal tha bechaara to toone nashtar-e-lafzon se maara,

aaj hua aawaara to toone pathar-ro se maara..

waah ri duniya..waah ri duniya..

403 Jagaa ke humko woh kehte hain so jaa,

koi bataaye humein hai humaari kabr kahaan..

404 Na kar fir mazboor mujhe likhne ko aaj,

ik hakeem ne rone se parhez kahaa hai..

405 Na keh galti mere peene ko,

ki is-se hui hai fir roshan meri shaam-e-tanha,

ki is-se fir mehfil-e-aagaaz ho gayaa..

406 Once a rich man asked a poor man,

"Sex mehnat hai ya mazaa..?"

Poor man replied,

"Saahab, zaroor mazaa hi hoga..

mehnat hoti to app woh bhi humse karwaate."

407 Kashmir ki romantic waadiyon mein,

barfeeli hawaaon mein,

jheel ke kinaare baithe Raanjhe ko

Heer ne kya kahaa..??

Ve moeyaa Hero na ban..

Sweater pehen le.

408 Question: What is height of flirting..?

Answer: When your love letter starts with,

"To whomsoever it may concern."

409 Life is very precious..

live it..enjoy it..

don't just spend it chasing fake goals.

410 Har pal mein pyaar hai,

har lamhe mein khushi hai,

ro ke kho do to yaadein hain..

has ke jee lo to zindagi hai.

411 Ho noor itna ki woh bhi dekhein

jo hum dekhte hain..

aur hum bhi dekhein

jo woh dikha rahe hain..

412 The hardest part of missing someone special

isn't their absence but

it's when you think

of all the good times you have shared &

you ask yourself,

"Will those moments ever come again..?"

413 Sapno se dil lagaane ki aadat na rahi,

har waqt muskuraane ki aadat na rahi,

yeh soch kar ki koi manaane nahi aayega..

humein rooth jaane ki aadat na rahi.

414 Zaroorat hi nahi hai alfaaz ki,

pyaar cheez hai bas ehsaas ki,

paas hote to manzar hi kya hota..

dooor se hi khabar hai humein aapki har saans ki.

415 People often feel something but

express something else.

They mean something but

say something else.

One should learn the art of saying nothing

in such a way..

that it leaves nothing unsaid.

416 The beauty of life does not depend

on how happy you are,

but how happy others can be

because of you.

417 Teacher to Banta: Tell me five animals living in water?

Banta: Frog.

Teacher: Theek hai, hor das?

Banta: Frog da peo, ohdi maa, behen te wotti..

418 What is real but invisible?

Your care!

What is true but unfair?

Your absence!

What is sweet but naughty?

Your smile!

N what is precious but priceless?

Your friendship!

419 Khidki se neeche dekha to koi nahi tha,

Khidki se neeche dekha to koi nahi tha,

Neeche aa kar khidki mein dekha..

to wahaan bhi koi nahi tha.

420 Whenever you fall,

trust me, i will be there

to catch you.

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Oops!! Once more, please.

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421 Maine kaha Dilruba,

usne kaha Ice-Cream khilaa..

Maine kaha Paise nahi,

usne kaha Aise nahi..

Maine kaha mehngaai hai,

usne kaha Tu bhi mera bhai hai..

422 Ye raat chaand kiski karni per roya,

aansu jhalke subha oos chai,

lagta hai dil kisi ka dil se juda ho gaya,

phir mohabbat mein kisi ne chot khaai.

423 Popcorn ki khushboo, mungfali ki bahaar,

Lohri ka tyohaar aane ko tayyar..

Thodi si masti, thoda sa pyaar,

Mubaarak ho aapko Lohro ka tyohaar!!

424 Unka khwaabon mein aana yeh unka kasoor tha,

unse dil lagaana yeh humaara kasoor tha,

woh aaye the zindagi mein do pal ke liye..

unko zindagi samajh lena yeh humaara kasoor tha.

425 Ek muskaan tu mujhe ek baar de de,

khwaab mein hi sahi ek deedaar de de,

bas ek baar kar le aane ka waada..

fir umar bhar ka chaahe intezaar de de.

426 Paane se khone ka mazaa aur hai,

band aankhon mein rone ka mazaa aur hai,

askq bane lafz aur lafz ghazal..

aur us ghazal mein tere hone ka mazaa aur hai.

427 A prayer bless your way..

A wish to enlighten your moments..

A cheer to perfect your day..

A text to say Happy Lohri!!

428 Bahut kam hain zamaane mein log aise,

chaahat ki jinhe pehchaan hoti hai,

soch lena kisi pe mar mitne se pehle ki..

lutaane ke liye ek hi jaan hoti hai.

429 Simat jaane do in palo ko,

na jaane yeh lamhe kal ho na ho,

ho bhi yeh lamhe to kya maloom..

shaamil un palo mein hum ho na ho.

430 Kabhi hauslaa bhi aazmaa lena chaahiye,

bure waqt mein muskuraa lena chaahiye,

agar saatve din bhi khujli na mite to..

aathve din nahaa lena chaahiye.

431 Grahambel found telephone..

Edison found electric bulb..

Marconi found radio..

Columbus found america..

tu bas mobile nu angootha maari ja, Nalaayak!

432 Ladki pataane ka tarika:

Chupke se uske peeche jaa kar use daraao.

Agar woh hasi to samjho pat gai..

Agar gussa hui to zor-zor se chillao,

Didi darr gayi..Didi darr gayi..

433 Na zubaan se, na nigaahon se,

na dimaag se, na rango se,

na greetings se, na gits se..

Aapko Haapy Lohri

Direct DilSe!!

434 Sometimes i forget to ask how are you??

Sometimes i even miss to say you Hi!

Sometimes i forget to message you.

But it doesn't mean that i forget you..

i m just..

Lazy like you.

435 A lover says,

"I will be with you in all your troubles"

but a good friend says,

"You will have no troubles when i am with you."

436 Ek Rose

--;--;--<@

un dosto ke liye

jo milte nahi

roz-roz

magar..

yaad aate hain

har roz.

437 Friendship is not about finding the right person,

but creating the right relation.

It isn't how much we care in the beginning

but how much we care till the end.

438 Dard kaafi hai bekhudi ke liye,

maut zaroori hai zindagi ke liye,

kaun marta hai kisi ke liye..

hum to zinda hain sirf aapki dosti ke liye.

439 Papa beti se:

Beti, pehle to tum mujhe Papa kehti thi,

lekin ab Dad kehti ho, kyon?

Beti: Oh Dad, Papa kehne se

Lip-stick kharaab ho jaati hai.

440 Na thi jisko mere pyaar ki kadar,

ittefaq se usi ko chaah rahaa tha main,

usi diye ne jalaaya mere haath ko..

jisko hawa se bachaa raha tha main.

441 Tohra mukhra..Chaanda ke samaan..

Tohra rang..Chanda ke samaan..

Tohre baal..Chanda ke samaan..

Aur Chanda..Hamaar bhaisiya ka naam..

442 Ek kabootar itna uda..

itna uda..

itna uda..

bahut uda..

bahut upar tak uda..

udta hi gaya..

itna uda ki..

ab nahi dikh raha..

so jaao..

subha dhondenge..

443 Yaadon ke is bhanwar mein ek pal mera ho,

phulon ke is chaman mein ek gul mera ho,

khuda kare ki jab aap yaad karo apno ko..

to un apno mein ek naam mera ho.

444 What would you do if..

you lose a friend like me some day..?

So Sweet!!

i know you will search me like this.

445 Two things in life which are more tragic than death:

1. Your love loves you and you don't know it.

2. Your love doesn't love you and you know it.

446 You are GHONCHU

G-reat

H-ot

O-ne in million

N-aughty

C-ute

H-umble

U-nique

447 Ghum ke saagar mein kabhi dooob na jana,

raahon pe chalke manzil na paao to tooot na jana,

aur zindagi mein agar kisi dost ki kami mehsoos ho..

to hum hain yeh bhool na jana.

448 Itni jaldi daaman chod diya,

itni jaldi vaada tod diya,

abhi to zindagi ki saansein hain baaki..

aur aapne abhi se yaad karna chod diya.

449 When GOD leads you to the edge of the cliff,

trust HIM fully.

Only one of two things will happen:

HE will catch you when you will fall or

HE will teach you to fly.

450 A 'sms' means

i care enough to

flex my thumb,

search your name,

wait for 'message sent',

then think of you n

smile as i say,

"You are Special"

451 Friends in heart are the worst tenants.

They capture the heart,

don't vacate and

if at all they leave,

they just break down the room they live.

452 Mohabbat ki haqeeqat judaai hoti hai,

kabhi-kabhi pyaar mein bewafaai hoti hai,

humaari taraf haath badhaakar dekho to pata chale..

dosti mein kitni sachaai hoti hai.

453 Jazbaat-e-ishq naakaam na hone denge,

dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam na hone denge,

uss pyaar ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge..

par hum apni jaan ko badnaam na hone denge.

454 Aaj woh humse dooor ja rahe hain,

aur hum hain ki unko rok bhi nahi paa rahe hain,

unka jaana humein ek Dard de jaayega..

jo har pal humein unki yaad dilaayega.

455 Age of Drinks:

1 to 3: Milk

3 to 8: Cerelac

9 to 13: Horlicks

14 to 25: Beer

26 to 40: Old Monk

41 to 60: Tonic

After 60: Anytime "Gangajal"

456 Dreams are not those which are seen during sleep

Dreams are those which will never let you sleep.

So see the dreams and work hard to make them true.

457 Ye dosti chiraag hai..ise jalaaye rakhna,

ye dosti gul hai..ise khilaaye rakhna,

hum rahein kahin bhi is jahaan mein..

bas humaari dosti ki yaad dil mein basaaye rakhna.

458 Fizaaon mein tum ho..

Hawaaon mein tum ho..

Bahaaron mein tum ho..

Ghataaon mein tum ho..

Dhoop mein tum ho..

Chaaon mein tum ho..

Sach hi suna tha..

Shaitaani Aatma ka koi thikaana nahi hota.

459 Think why you are so sweet,

why you are so innocent,

why you are so intelligent,

why you are so lucky,

why you are so blessed..?

Simple..

ab humse dosti ki hai to thoda faedaa to milega.

460 I was on ship thinking of you,

when i looked down i dropped a tear

into the ocean

then i promisd myself

that until someone finds it

i won't forget you.

461 Eyes are good friends..

See together,

weep together,

close together.

But when a girl comes,

one eye starts blinking.

Moral- A girl can break good friendship.

462 No Quality + No Style = Laalu

No Quality But Style = Sania

Quality But No Style = Abdul Kalam

Quality + Style = Guess..

You are right..

press down to see name and phone number.

463 How woman call their husband in first Seven Years:

1st Year: A G..

2nd Year: O G..

3rd Year: Sunte ho..

4th Year: O chintoo ke papa..

5th Year: Maine kaha sunte ho..

6th Year: Kahaan marr gaye..

7th Year: Aap aate ho ki main aaun..

464 Waqt ke panne palatkar

fir woh haseen lamhe

jeene ko dil chaahta hai,

kabhi muskuraaya karte the sab dost milkar..

unhe saath dekhne ko aaj dil taras jaata hai.

465 Ek baar jaan maang kar to dekho,

ek baar yaad kar ke to dekho,

agar hum na aaye to samajh lena..

janaab so rahe hain.

466 Dil ko pata tha woh jaroor aayegi,

Dil ko pata tha woh jaroor aayegi,

par kabhi socha na tha ki woh..

surprise mein apna husband bhi saath laayegi.

467 Santa: Oye! murge di tang kithe aa..?

Waiter: Sir, murga langda tha.

Santa: Aur dil?

Waiter: Sir, woh murgi le gai.

Santa frustrated: Abey dimaag to hoga..?

Waiter: Sir, Murga bhi sardaar tha.

468 Hum kabhi apno se khafa ho nahi sakte..

dosti ke rishtey bewafa ho nahi sakte..

aap bhale humein bhula ke so jaao,

hum aapko yaad kiye bina so nahi sakte.

469 Chaah kar bhi juda na reh sakoge..

rooth kar bhi khafa na reh sakoge..

hum dosti hi kuch aisi nibhaayenge,

ki aap humaare bina ik pal bhi na reh sakoge.

470 Pyaar karo to dhoka mat dena,

pyaar ko aansuon ka tohfa mat dena,

dil se roye koi aapko yaad karke..

aisa kisi ko mauka mat dena.

471 Happy B'day!!

Dekha.. Tumne kya socha tha..?

Tum nahi bataaogi to mujhe pata nahi chalega ki aaj..

Animal's Day hai.

472 Tanhaai na paaye koi mehfil ki raat ke baad,

judaai na paaye koi kisi ke saath ke baad,

na pade kisi ko aadat kisi ki itni..

ki har saans bhi aaye uski yaad ke baad.

473 Yeh unki khoobiyon ka asar hai,

jo woh itne achche lagte hain,

jab woh kehte hain yeh waada hai mera..

to jhoote vaade bhi sachche lagte hain.

474 Khuda ne kaha..dosti na kar..

warna tu dosti ke rang mein deewana ho jaayega.

Maine kahaa..ae Khuda,

zameen par aa kar ek baar mere dost se mil..

tu waapis jana bhool jaayega.

475 Kitni jaldi yeh mulaaqat guzar jaati hai,

baarish hoti nahi barsaat guzar jaati hai,

apni yaadon se keh do is tarah na aayein..

neend aati nahi aur raat guzar jaati hai.

476 Mil kar bichadna dastoor hai zindagi ka,

ek yahi kissa mash-hoor hai zindagi ka,

beetey hue pal kabhi laut kar nahi aate..

yahi sabse bada kasoor hai zindagi ka.

477 Dil ka tamaasha dekha nahi jaata,

toota hua sitaara dekha nahi jaata,

apne hisse ke saare sms aapko de dun..

mujhse kanjooso ka khaali inbox dekha nahi jaata.

478 Dosto ki dosti per shak nahi karte,

jab hum bol rahe hon to bak-bak nahi karte,

sms karte ho jab hum so rahe hote hain..

ab hum jage hain to yaad bhi nahi karte.

479 Santa gives dictation test to the students.

Last bench students said that they are unable to hear,

so Santa replied,

"Ok i will write on the board."

480 Kaash kushiyon ki koi dukaan hoti,

humaari us-se pehchaan hoti,

bhar dete aapka daaman khushiyon se..

phir chaahe uski keemat humaari jaan hoti.

481 An apple a day,

keeps the doctor away.

But if the doctor is cute..

ki kar lega fruit!!

482 If you love someone,

don't keep her in your heart.

Keep her in your nails,

because if you fail in love..

don't break your heart,

just cut the nails.

Is this the reason that girls keep long nails..?

483 A word to say, a word to hear.

Even in your absence, i feel you near.

Our relation is strong, hope it goes long.

We will remain this way, till our Hearts go on.

484 Hands up! This is a robbery!

Handsome guys, move to the right.

Pretty girls, move left.

Ugly ones, go to the centre.

Hey you, Yes you..Don't pretend to read the sms,

go to the centre.

485 Aankhon mein sharaafat..

Chaal mein nazaakat..

dil mein sachaai..

chehre pe safaai..

Phir kyon na kahe

har ladki..

aapko bhai!!

486 Patni(Pati naal bazaar jaande hoye):

Ajj ta tussi bilkul madaari lagg rahe ho.

Pati: Jehde naal tere wargi baandri ture,

oh madaari nahi ta DC laggu..?

487 When things go bad and

your strength is no longer enough to carry on,

don't give up because..

where your strength ends..

my worth of being your friend begins..

488 Patni: Woh saamne sharaabi dekh rahe ho..

10 saal pehle maine us-se

shaadi ke liye inkaar kiya tha aur

woh aaj tak pee rahaa hai.

Pati: Waah!! itni lambi celebration.

489 Karni hai khuda se ek guzaarish,

ki teri dosti ke siva koi bandagi na mile..

har janam mein mile dost tere jaise,

ya fir kabhi zindagi na mile..

490 My Smile + My Joy + My Pleasure + My Life +

My Relief + My Honour + My Pride = Your One SMS

Ab socho aapke SMS ki keemat kya hai..

491 Pati mobile, Patni Sim-card.

Dono mile to hua recharge.

Beta hua to incoming,

Beti hui to outgoing.

Agar kuch na hua to missed call.

492 Father to son: Sharmaji ki ladki ko dekha hai,

woh exam mein first aai hai.

Son: Usi ko to dekhta tha,

tabhi to fail ho gaya.

493 It's not necessary for good friends to meet regularly.

Look at the lines of a railway track..

They seldom meet..

They seldom cross..

But they always go a long way together.

494 Aapki har baat saroor kar jaati hai,

kuch na kuch dil ko jaroor kar jaati hai,

yeh humein bhi nahi kya hota hai..

par yaad karne ke liye majboor kar jaati hai.

495 Unhe gumaa hai ki hum unse mohabbat karte hain,

humein gumma hai ki woh humse mohabbat karte hain,

yun hi kat rahe hain zindagi ke din..

na woh izhaar karte hain na hum izhaar karte hain.

496 Dil ko aata hai jab khayaal unka,

tasveer se poochte hain phir haal unka,

woh kabhi humse poocha karte the ki judaai kya hai..

aaj samajh mein aaya sawaal unka.

497 Shabnam ki boondein phulon ko bhiga rahi hai,

thandi lehrein ik taazgi jagaa rahi hain,

ho jaayein aap bhi inme shaamil..

ek pyaari si subha aapko bula rahi hai.

498 Kaanta na hota to phool ki hifaazat na hoti,

andhera na hota to roshni ki zaroorat na hoti,

agar mil jaati har khushi duniya mein..

to dil ki mulaqaat dard se na hoti.

499 Height of Challenge

In an exam a student just writes one line

leaving the rest of the answer sheet blank:

Pass me, if you have can.

500 Night has gone and moon too.

Sun has arrive with the sky blue.

Open your beautiful eyes,

there is an sms for you.

501 Kareeb reh kar bhi woh humein jaan na paaye,

aaj tak woh humein pehchaan na paaye,

khud hi banaa li unse duriyaan humne..

taaki un par koi ilzaam na aaye.

502 Kabhi dost kehte ho kabhi dua dete ho,

kabhi bewaqt neend se jagaa dete ho,

par jab bhi sms karte ho..

ek lamha zindagi ka badhaa dete ho.

503 Days of Feb:

7 - Rose Day

8 - Propose Day

9 - Chocolate Day

10 - Teddy Day

11 - Promise Day

12 - Kiss Day

13 - Hug Day

14 - Valentine Day

15 - Slap Day

16 - Kick Day

17 - Perfume Day

504 Der raat jab kisi ki yaad sataaye,

thandi hawa jab zulfon ko sehlaaye,

kar lo aankhein band aur so jaao..

kya pata jiska hai khayaal

woh khawaabon mein aa jaaye.

505 Live for the person who dies for you,

Smile for the person who cries for you,

Fight for the person who protects you, and

Love the person who loves you.

506 The most selfish one letter word: I - Avoid it.

The most satisfying two letter word: We - Use it.

The most poisonous three letter word: Ego - Kill it.

The most used four letter word: Love - Value it.

The most pleasing five letter word: Smile - Keep it.

The most spreading six letter word: Rumour - Ignore it.

507 Maine tumse pyaar kiya,

tere baap ne mujhe peeta..

Maine tumse pyaar kiya,

tere baap ne mujhe peeta..

tann ki shakti, mann ki shakti,

Bournvita!!

508 Jab kisi ke sapne kisi ke armaan ban jaayein,

jab kisi ki hasi kisi ki muskaan ban jaaye,

bepanaah pyaar kehte hain use..

jab kisi ki saansein kisi ki jaan ban jaaye.

509 Paagal ki 3 nishaaniyaan:

1. Bewaqt miss call karna.

2. Paagal sms muskura kar padhega.

3. Neeche mat padhna

Jo kaam manaa karo, paagal woh zaroor karega.

510 Sunder mundriye, HO..

Tera kaun vichaara, HO..

Dulha bhatti wala, HO..

Dulhe ne dhee vehaai, HO..

Sadh shakkar paai, HO..

Bas-bas eh le ik rupeya, baaki shaam nu gaai.

HAPPY LOHRI!!

511 Smiles are like birds..

They fly from one face to another.

May your lips give them the best nest

so they may stay there forever!!

512 Priya mitr, Namaskaar

Aapke sandesh padne ke upraant hum

atyant aanand-vibhor ho jaate hain.

Kripya apne chalit-doorbhaash yantra se

alp sandesh bhejte rahein.

Aapka mitr.

513 Pyaar se pyaari koi majboori nahi hoti,

kami apno ki kabhi poori nahi hoti,

dil-on ka juda hona ek alag baat hai..

nazron se dooor hona koi dooori nahi hoti.

514 Likho to paigaam kuch aisa likho ki,

kalam rone pe majboor ho jaaye..

har lafz mein dard bhar do itna ki,

padhne waala pyaar karne ko majboor ho jaaye.

515 Sehmi-sehmi nigaahon mein khwaab hum jagaa denge,

sooni-sooni raahon mein phool hum khila denge,

aap humaare saath muskura kar to dekho..

hum saare gham bhula denge.

516 Before marriage:

Tamanna hai magar kismat nahi khulti,

Taj Mahal banaana chaahta hun magar

Mumtaz nahi milti.

After Marriage:

Tamanna hai magar kismat nahi khulti,

Taj Mahal banaana chaahta hun magar

Mumtaz nahi marti.

517 Teacher ne kaha translate Hindi to English:

Khushi ke maare uski chaati phool gai.

Santa translated: Due to happiness,

his chest turned in to breast.

518 Poocho na us kaagaz se,

jis per hum dil ke bayaan likhte hain,

tanhaayion mein beeti baatein tamaam likhte hain,

woh kalam bhi dewani ho gayi,

jis se hum tumhaara naam likhte hain.

519 Meri zindagi ke is mod pe ye kaisa waqt aaya hai,

zakhm is dil ka zubaan pe aaya hai,

nahi rote hum kaanto ki chubhan se,

aaj kisi ki yaad ne humko itna rulaaya hai.

520 Pyaase ko ik katra paani hi kaafi hai,

ishq mein char pal ki zind-gaani hi kaafi hai,

doobne ko samander mein jaayein kahan..

unki palkon se tapka woh paani hi kaafi hai.

521 Zamaane ki har jannat aapke liye hogi,

ye aasmaa ye zameen aapke liye hogi,

hum se keh bhi na paaoge uske pehle..

humaare hisse ki har khushi aapke liye hogi.

522 There's a lot of difference between Dream and Aim..

Dreams require sleep to be seen.

But Aims require sleepless days and nights to be fulfilled..

523 Pyaar hai to aansuon ki bhi shaan hoti hai,

pyaar na ho to mehfil bhi shamshaan hoti hai,

saara khel to pyaar ka hai..

warna janaaza aur baaraat ek samaan hoti hai.

524 What is meant by ABCDEFG..?

A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl.

GFEDCBA means..?

Girl Forgets Everything Done & Catches new Boy Again.

525 What is trust?????

Trust is a feeling that a one year child has,

when u throw him in thr air,

he laughs because he knows that you will catch him, without falling.

526 Life gives answers in three ways.

It says yes & gives you what you want.

It says no & gives you something better.

It says wait & gives you the best.

527 Indian soldiers captured a Pakistani..

They gave him a dice and said:

If you will get 1,2,3,4,5 we will kill you.

Pakistani asked- 6 aaya to..?

Indian- Ludo nahi khela kya..?

Dubaara baari.

528 If you wait to be happy..

You will wait forever.

If you start to be happy..

you will be happy forever.

Bloom where you are planted!!

529 Neend aankhon se churaane waale..

neend tujhko bhi kaha aati hogi,

tadapte sirf hum hi nahi..

humaari yaad mein jaan tumhaari bhi jaati hogi.

530 Har ek jazbaat ko zubaan nahi milti,

har nek aarzoo ko dua nahi milti,

muskaan sajaaye rakho to duniya hai saath..

aansu ko to aankh mein bhi panaah nahi milti.

531 Tavye par pada popcorn uchalta kyun hai..?

Socho..

Ha..Ha..Ha..

Khud baith kar dekho,

pata chal jaayega!

532 Is dil ki hai ek 'condition',

jisme nahi kisi ko 'permission',

sirf aap jaise dost ko hai 'admission',

woh bhi bina 'donation',

just maintain good 'relation'.

533 Harbhajan Singh started bhangra

on the score of 33.

Sachin: Why are you dancing..

it's not a 50 or 100 yet..?

Bhajji: Only a punjab board student

can understand the value of 33!

534 Bheegi palko ke sang muskuraate hain hum,

pal-pal dil ko behlaate hain hum,

aap dooor hain humse to kya hua..

har saans mein aapki aahat paate hain hum.

535 Khushiyon se dil ko aabaad kar lena,

aur ghamo ko dil se aazaad kar dena,

humaari bad itni guzaarish hai ki..

dil se kabhi humein bhi yaad kar lena.

536 Pyaar mein mila har gham udhaar hota hai,

pyaar woh hota hai jisme intezaar hota hai,

sadiyon tak intezaar karte hain woh..

jinhe apne pyaar par aitbaar hota hai.

537 Ret ki zaroorat har registaan ko hoti hai,

sitaaron ki zaroorat har aasmaan ko hoti hai,

tum humein bhool mat jaana kyonki..

sachche dosto ki zaroorat har kisi ko hoti hai.

538 Woh humein bhoolane ki baat karte hain,

zaraa poocho woh humein kab yaad karte hain,

jo karte the kabhi humse pyaar hone ka daava..

aaj akele rehne ki baat karte hain.

539 Meri yaad aaye = Yaad Karo

Zyaada yaad aaye = SMS Karo

Aur zyaada yaad aaye = Phone Karo

Aur bhi zyaada yaad aaye = Milo

Us-se bhi zyaada yaad aaye = To please jhooth bolna band karo.

540 Har pal ki dosti ka iraada hai aapse,

apnapan bhi kuch zyaada hai aapse,

na sochenge sirf umar bhar ke liye..

qayaamat tak dosti nibhaayenge yeh waada hai aapse.

541 Friendship is a network that needs no recharging,

no roaming, no validity,

no activation, no signal problem,

just don't switch off your heart.

542 Yeh dua hai humaari,

zindagi sanwar jaaye tumhaari,

har nazar mein aapko sirf pyaar nazar aaye..

khuda kare aap jiski talaash mein hon..

woh khud aapki talaash mein aaye.

543 Love isn't made only for lovers,

it's also for friends

who love each other

better than lovers.

So lots of love to all friends.

544 Pati: Aaj tumne yeh kaisa khaana banaaya hai..Gobar jaisa.

Patni: Hey Bhagwaan, is aadmi ne kya-kya chakh rakha hai.

545 Saaton aasmaan ki sair hum kar aaye,

har ek taare se dosti kar aaye,

ek taara khaas tha jise hum apne saath le aaye..

warna aap hi sochiye aap zameen par kaise aaye.

546 May many colors of holi bring many eternal joys

and pleasures to you and your happy family..

547 Mithaayian ho over flow,

masti ho kabhi na low,

rang aur gulaal ka surur chaahe rahe,

packet mein bhari maya rahe,

gud luck ki ho bauchaar,

aaya holi ka tyohaar..happy holi.

548 Laal gulaabi rang hai,

jhoom rahaa sansaar,

suraj ki roshni, khushiyon ki bahar,

chaand ki kiran, apno ka pyaar,

mubaarak ho aapko holi ka tyohaar.

549 Tesu ki khushboo, rango ki bahaar,

kaanji ka ras, gujjia ka swaad,

man mein tarange, dilon mein pyaar,

yahi hai holi ka pyaara tyohaar.

550 Ek mulaakat karo humse inaayat samajh kar,

har cheez ka hisaab denge qayaamat samajh kar,

mere pyaar per kabhi shak na karna..

pyaar bhi karte hain ibaadat samajh kar.

551 may god gift you all the colors of life,

colors of joy, colors of happiness,

colors of love.wish you a very happy holi.

552 Dost aksar yun hi ban jaate hain,

kuch saath rehte hain kuch bichar jaate hain

kuch yaad rakhte hain kuch bhool jaate hain

ab hum aapko dekhte hain aap kahaan tak saath nibhaate hain.

553 Rango ki varsha, gulaal ki fuhaar,

suraj ki kirne, khusiyon ki bochaar,

chandan ki khushboo apno ka pyaar,

mubaarak ho aapko holi ka tyohaar.

554 A man is lucky to be the first love of a woman

and a woman is lucky to be the last love of a man.

555 White for peace, red for purity,

orange for prosperity, purple for romance,

yellow for health, green for wealth,

and blue for joy.

May GOD give you every color of life on this holi.

556 With petals of roses, palm full of holy water,

light of sunshine, fragrance of flowers and grass with dew,

i wish you very happy holi.

557 Laal gulaabi rang hai, jhoom rahaa sansaar,

suraj ki kiran, khushiyon ki bahaar,

chaand ki chaandni, apno ka pyaar,

shubh ho aapka yeh rango ka tyohaar.

happy holi.

558 Gulaal, gujia, gubaare, gulgule,

is there anything else to say..?

hv a colorful holi.

559 Pyaar ke rang se bharo pichkaari,

sneh ke rang se rang do duniya saari,

ye rang na jaane koi jaat na koi boli..

aapko advance meni mubaarak ho happy holi.

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561 2 din baad aap

lal peel hare kaale

ho jaaoge..

ghabraao nahi yaar 2 din baad holi hai!!

happy holi.

562 Log milte hain everytime..

pasand aate hain sometime..

dosti hoti hai one time..

jo rehti hai life time.

563 Pal-pal se banta hai ehsaas..

ehsaas se banta hai wishwaas..

wishwaas se bante hain rishtey..

rishton se banta hai koi khaas..

jaise aap.

564 Hi jaan .....

kahaan ho jaan .....

kab miloge jaan ....

miss u jaan .....

i love u jaan .....

zyaada khush mat ho..

aur har blank ke aage "war" laga ke

sach pata kar lo.

565 Har ilzaam ka haqdaar woh humein banaa jaate hain,

har khata ki sazaa woh humein bataa jaate hain,

hum har baar khaamosh reh jaate hain..

kyonki woh har baar dost hone ka haq jataa jaate hain.

566 Kaafila-e-raftaar ho umdaa..

aur saath mein rafeeq,

to kya bataaein..

ki rishi ne raah-guzar kahaan ki.

567 Socha tha woh aayenge humaare bhi,

nikal liye chupke se mere kooche se.

568 At the end all things are OK.

If not OK then it is not the end.

569 Suna hai woh jaate hue keh gaye,

ki ab to hum sirf tumhaare khawaabon mein aayenge,

koi keh de unse ki woh waadaa kar lein..

hum umar bhar ke liye so jaayenge.

570 Aapki dosti, aapki wafaa hi kaafi hai,

tamaam umar yeh aasraa hi kaafi hai,

jab bhi waqt mile muskura kar yaad kar lena..

humaari khushi ke liye yeh silsila hi kaafi hai.

571 Ek dil mere dil ko zakhm de gayaa,

zindagi bhar jeene ki kasam de gayaa,

laakhon mein ek chuna humne jise..

woh kaanto se bhari chubhan de gayaa.

572 Mohabbat ka imtihaan aasaan nahi,

pyaar sirf paane ka naam nahi,

muddatein beet jaati hain kisi ke intezaar mein..

yeh sirf pal-do-pal ka kaam nahi.

573 Life is all about waking up each day

to discover something new,

about meeting old people

but making new conversations,

walking through old roads

but still feeling nice about it,

realizing that you have grown a day older

but still feeling young at heart,

meeting busy schedules

but still finding time for old friends,

being nostalgic about by gone days

but looking forward to better days,

wanting to shoot the sender

who sent you such a long message

but still manage to smile..

574 Hue kitne fanha is ishq-o-khumaar mein,

ik aur jaam de saaqi un jaane waalon ke naam pe,

salaamat rahe to fir milenge..

nahi to de dena ik jaam mehfil mein mere bhi naam pe.

575 Zinda hu per woh maraa samajh baithe hain,

jaane kya hui khata..

nam aankho ko rudaali samajh baithe hain.

576 Never search your happiness in others

which will make you feel alone,

search it in yourself..

you will be happy even when you are left alone.

577 Never change your originality for the sake of others,

because it is your world and no one can play

your role better than you!!

578 Bijli + Baadal = Saavan Aaya

Baaraat + Baja = Dulha Aaya

Phool + Nazaare = Vasant Aaya

Aap + Aapki Hasi = Bhago Bhago..Bhoot Aaya!!

579 Hum gaye unki gali mein,

bole dil se dil laga lo,

jab dekha uski mummy ko to bole..

Joote, chappal theek kara lo.

580 Love Never Dies!!

It Remains Forever!!

n Forever..

n Forever..

n Forever..

Only Partner Changes..

581 Why are doctors prescriptions impossible to read??

Because they all have an exclusive message only for the chemist.

"Maine to is patient ko loot liya, ab teri baari!!"

582 Media people asked abhishek,

what is the difference between new n old umraao jaan..?

Abhishek replied, not a big difference,

nayi mein apni setting hui..

aur purani mein papa ki..

583 Saddam(Narak mein): Yamraaj ji, mujhe pakistan baat karni hai.

Yamraaj: Karlo.

After the call..

Saddam: Kitne rupae hue..?

Yamraaj: Narak to narak calls free hain.

584 Na jaane woh humse kya chupaati thi,

kuch tha uske honto pe magar na jaane kyon sharmaati thi,

jab humne muh khulwaa ke dekha..

to pataa chalaa..

woh to gutkha khaati thi!!

585 Wife to husband: Stop looking at girls..you are married now.

Husband: You mean, if i am on a diet..i can't even look at the menu.

586 Kisi ne is par nazar daali..

Kisi ne us par nazar daali..

humne jis par nazar daali,

uske baap ne uski shaadi kar daali.

587 Wonderful couples in this world..

Heart n Beats

Night n Moon

Music n Songs

Roses n Love

Fish n Water

My message n Your Smile!!

588 Kudrat ke karishmo mein agar raat na hoti,

khawaabo mein bhi unse mulaqat na hoti,

yeh dil har gham ki wajah hai..

yeh dil hi na hota to koi baat na hoti.

589 Gadha har waqt udaas kyun rehta hai..??

?

??

???

22 terian tu hi jaane..

590 Answer this: Black is a color.

White is a color.

But black and white is not a color tv.

WHY??

591 Husband wife ghoomne gaye.

Raaste mein ek gadha ghaas khaa raha tha.

Husband: Dekho tumhaara rishtedaar ghaas khaa rahaa hai.

Namaste karo.

Wife boli: Namaste sasurji.

592 Coin always make sound, but

the currency notes are always silent.

So when your value increases..

keep yourself calm and silent.

593 Best end is Friend.

Best stand is Understand.

Best age is Courage.

Best work is Hardwork.

Best day is Today.

Think best n be best..

594 Jise koyal samjha woh kauwa nikla,

dosti ke naam per hauwa nikla,

jo mujhe rokta tha sharaab peene ke liye..

usi ki jeb mein pauwa nikla.

595 GOD created good heart, you got it..

He created good brain, you got it..

He created good face, you got it..

He created a good friend, but this time

i got it..

596 Kaun kambakht chaahta hai bhulaana,

dhoondte rehte hain yaad karne ka bahaana,

aap karein lakh berukhi..

farz hai humaara dosti yaad dilaana.

597 SHE the creator,

SHE the care-taker,

SHE the destroyer..

SHE the beauty,

SHE the ugly..

SHE the u,

SHE am i..

Souls free,

Spirits immortal..

598 Yeh mana hain woh khafa,

yeh mana hai humein fir bhi wafa,

nazar bhar dekh lijiye..

hai aakhir ik khoobsurat adaa.

599 i may be ignorant in the eyes of others

but i thank GOD for it guides me to LOVE..

i may be projecting image of an immature and irresponsible person

but who cares for image in LOVE..

600 Cricketer ka beta: Arre dekho maa..

papa sixer per sixer maare jaa rahe hain!!

Maa: Beta theek se dekho..

advertisement hoga.

602 He who knows to stop at what he does not know is perfect.

601 What you say today will have a different meaning tomorrow.

603 Give laughs to all but smile to one,

give cheeks to all but lips to one,

give love to all but heart to one,

let everybody love u but U love one!

604 i am weak in maths,

but i am able to count the minutes which i spend with you.

i am weak in history,

but i have never seen a friend like you in my whole life.

i am weak in geography,

but i can recognise the wonderful place where i first met you.

i am weak in studies,

but i know i can get 100% in your Beautiful Friendship..!!

605 Santa wanted to make an STD call to Hoshiyarpur

but it was too expensive.

Can u guess what he did..?

He went to hosiyarpur and

made a local call.

Bolo tara ra ra..!!

606 Don't ever be angry on your friends..

because upto the last moments of our life,

what pains us is not the words of our enemies,

but the SILENCE of our friends.

607 Can i spell s_ccess without u?

or c_te or h_mble or f_n or f_t_re

or even tr_st.

What will i do without u?

i proud a friend like u.

608 Once all village people decided to pray for rain.

On the day of prayer, all people gathered and

only one boy came with an umbrella.

That's faith..believe in yourself.

609 When i was walking alone,

i wished that i can reach the end of the road.

But when u r walking with me,

i wish the road never ends..

610 When TITANIC was drowning, an Italian asks Santa,

"How far is land?"

Santa:"4 kms."

Italian jumps into sea and asks,

"Which direction?"

Santa: "DOWNWARDS..!"

611 When you wait for someone

for few minutes.. it's need,

for few hours.. it's trust,

for few weeks.. it's friendship

But to wait when you know that

that person will not come..

it's love..!!

612 Without your sms days are like this:

moanday, tearsday,

wasteday, thistday,

frightday, shatterday and

sadday.

So send me sms everyday.

613 You want and you get.. that is luck.

You want and you wait.. that is time.

You want but you compromise.. that is life.

You want, you wait, you compromise..

and still don't get..

that is LOVE!

614 The difference between Smile & Your face is that

Smile is something Nice to see on Your face but

Your face is something nice too see always,

Even without Smile.

615 There is something positive in every person &

in every situation.

Even a stopped Clock is right twice a day.

616 Friends may meet,

friends may scatter,

if hearts are loyal,

distance doesn't matter.

617 Nobody teaches the sun to rise,

a river to flow,

a fish to swim,

a bird to fly,

a plant to grow,

a child to cry,

and nobody teaches heart to choose a friend like YOU.

618 Love is so easy to feel, so hard to explain,

easy to get, so hard to let go,

easy to spell, so hard to define,

yet everyone is still taking the risk.

619 Love is like the relationship

between hand and eye.

Its like when the hand get hurt,

eye cries and

when eye cries

the hand wipes..

620 Love is like a bird, if you hold it tightly,

it dies

if you hold it slightly

it flies

if you hold it correctly

it shits in your hand

so

stay away & enjoy life.

621 Love is born with the pleasure of looking at each other.

It is fed with the necessity of seeing each other.

It is concluded with the impossibility of separation.

622 Losing the person you love hurts,

some people say you'll get over it easily,

but it's really tough especially when the one you loved

was the only one you ever loved.

623 Your absence should be long enough so that somebody misses you.

but it shouldn't be so long that somebody learns to live without you.

So, KEEP IN TOUCH!

624 You love someone..you marry someone else..

the one you marry becomes your wife or husband..

and the one you loved becomes the password of your email id.

625 You are a good runner

because you are always running on my mind.

You are a good thief

because you have stolen my heart

and i m not a good shooter

because i always miss you.

626 Why love marriage is better than arranged..?

Because a known devil is better

than an unknown ghost..!!

627 Wife: Darling, today is our anniversary.

What should we do..??

Husband: Let us stand in silence for two minutes.

628 Who are we to say:

Who is Hindu??

Who is Muslim??

When there is ALI in diwALI n

RAM in RAMzaan..

UNITE MANKIND..

629 6u!l!ws d33>l

6u!l!ws d33>l

6u!l!ws d33>l

6u!l!ws d33>l

Reverse n read!!!!!

630 A friend is sweet when it's new.

It is sweeter when it is true!

But you know what..?

It is sweetest when it is you..

631 Days are too busy.

Hours are too fast.

Seconds are too few.

But there's always time

for me to remember a nice person

-==LIKE YOU==-

632 Earth, power, politics, wars, nations,

slaves, freedom, LOVE, Earth.

Spread love not fake thoughts of country,

Aim - One Earth, One Country.

Think to get One, think LOVE..

633 Feeling is a painting,

never spoil it.

Face is a book,

try to read it.

Love is precious,

be ready to sacrifice for it.

Friendship is a mirror,

never break it.

634 Forgetting you is hard to do,

forgetting me is upto you,

forget me not, forget me never

and you'll have a best friend forever.

635 WIFE STANDS FOR

1.Worries Invited For Ever

2.With Idiot For Ever

3.Without Information Fighting Everytime

4.Wonderful Item For Enjoyment

5.(Yet Thinking.... ;-)

636 My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

637 My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

638 A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

639 I was married by a judge.

I should have asked for a jury.

640 I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,

"There was water in the carburetor." I said,

"Where's the car?"

She said, "In the lake."

641 The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

642 After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,

"You know, I was a fool when I married you."

The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love

and didn't notice."

643 When a man steals your wife,

there is no better revenge than

to let him keep her.

644 I haven't spoken a word to my wife in 18 months.

I don't like to interrupt her.

645 My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.

So I got two girlfriends.

646 A man said his credit card was stolen

but he decided not to report it because

the thief was spending less than his wife did.

647 Getting married is very much like

going to a restaurant with friends.

You order what you want,

then when you see what the other fellow has,

you wish you had ordered that.

648 Man is incomplete until he is married.

Then he is finished.

649 A little boy asked his father,

"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

650 Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of

Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?

Dad: That happens in every country, son.

651 Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real

happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.

652 A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."

The next day he received a hundred letters.

They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

653 A woman was telling her friend, "I made my husband a millionaire."

"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.

The woman replied, "A billionaire.

654 The trouble with being the best man at a wedding

is that you never get to prove it.

655 A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said,

"I've found a woman just like mother!"

His father replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"

656 Eighty percent of married men cheat in America.

The rest cheat in Europe.

657 Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

658 If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention

to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

659 I married Miss Right.

I just didn't know her first name was Always.

660 It's not true that married men live longer than single men.

It only seems longer.

661 Losing a wife can be very hard.

In my case, it was almost impossible.

662 A man was complaining to a friend: "I had it all -

money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a

beautiful woman-then, BAM!, it was all gone!"

"What happened?" asked his friend.

"My wife found out..."

663 Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go

through life thinking they had no faults at all.

664 I think one of the greatest things about marriage is

that as both husband and father, I can say anything

I want to around the house.

Of course, no one pays the least bit of attention.

665 A successful man is one who makes more money than

his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

666 Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage.

They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

667 How do most men define marriage?

A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.

668 The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is

to forget it once.

669 First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"

Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive.

670 Every man should get married some time;

after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!!

671 An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have;

the older she gets the more interested he is in her.

672 Bachelors should be heavily taxed.

It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

673 Don't marry for money;

you can borrow it cheaper.

674 I don't worry about terrorism.

I was married for two years.

675 A psychiatrist is a person who will

give you expensive answers

that your wife will give you for free.

676 Bachelors know more about women than married men;

If they didn't, they'd be married too.

677 Men have a better time than women;

for one thing, they marry later,

for another thing, they die earlier.

678 A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle.

679 Marriage is a three-ring circus:

-Engagement ring

-Wedding ring

-Suffering

680 When a newly married couple smiles,

everyone knows why.

When a ten-year married couple smiles,

everyone wonders why.

681 Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.

682 When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,

you can be sure of one thing:

either the car is new or the wife.

683 I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

684 I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!"

I told her, "How about the kitchen?"

685 We always hold hands.

If I let go, she shops.

686 My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.

That was only for the estimate.

687 She got a mudpack and looked great for two days.

Then the mud fell off.

688 She ran after the garbage truck, yelling,

"Am I too late for the garbage?"

Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in!"

689 A couple came upon a wishing well.

The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.

The wife decided to make a wish, too.

But she Leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.

The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!"

690 Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves.

After marriage, the "y" becomes silent.