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How to Get into Heaven (Page 1 of 2)
I asked the children in my Sunday School class, If I sold my house and my car, held a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?
"No! the children all answered.
How to Get into Heaven (Page 2 of 2)
Then I said, If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?
Again, the answer was, No!
"Well, I continued, Then how can I get to heaven?
A five-year-old boy shouted out, You gotta be dead!