10 things you probably shouldn't do at work

Number 1: Every time someone wants to speak to you, spin round in your chair, stroke an invisible cat and say “I’ve been expecting you”.

10 Things You Probably Shouldn’t Do At Work …

Number 2: Suggest “underwear” Friday.

Number 3: Take your dog to work and let them make any important decisions you have to make.

Take your dog to work and let him make any important decisions you have to make.

Number 4: Streak round your office and return fully clothed acting like nothing happened.

Number 5: Getting drunk at the staff party and tell everyone what you Really think of them.

Number 6: Keep Calling the receptionist “Moneypenny”, flirting with her and throwing your hat at her head.

Number 7: Play a drinking game involving shots at your desk. At 10am.

Number 8: Tell your colleagues you’re an actor and only here to prepare for a film where you work in an office.

Number 9: Order in hookers in to “boost staff morale”.

Number 10: Attempt to have an affair in the stationary cupboard. When there isn’t a stationary cupboard.

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